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Fall  Sports  Gearing  Up 
for  Best  Seasons  Ever 

Football's  Rene  (left)  Ingoglia  looks 
to  become  the  best  RB  in  the  East.  Field 
hockey  hopes  to  continue  its  success  in 
1994.  (Sports  section,  inside) 


Table  of  Contents 

Ed/Op 4 

Obiluoriei   19 

Comics 23 

Arts  and  Living Inside 

Sports Inside 


fl  tv,   . 


From  a  Sassy  Summer 
to  a  Funkodelic  Fall 

The  summer  was  entertaining,  but 
wait  until  you  see  what  the  fall  has  in 
store  for  the  world  of  arts  and  living. 
(Arts  and  Living  section,  inside). 


The  Massachusetts 


Extended  Forecast 

Increasing  high  clouds,  fair  and 
warm  weather  is  expected  for  today. 
Wednesday  should  be  partly  cloudy, 
with  highs  in  the  mtd-70s.  Expect  fair 
weather  Thursday,  highs  in  low- 70s. 


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High:  72     HtCH:  75     High:  72 
low:  51       low:  49       LOW:  48 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  1 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •  Founded  in  1890  •  Doily  Since  1967 


Tuesday,  September  13,  1994 


Students  win  fight  to  freeze  tuition,  fees 


By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegian  Staff 


For  the  first  time  in  29  years,  tuition  and  fees  will  hold 
steady  at  last  year's  levels  —  thanks  to  the  cooperative 
efforts  of  University  of  Massachusetts  students,  faculty 
and  adtnir.istrators. 

After  an  eight-month  long  battle  with  Chancellor  David 
K.  Scott,  President  Michael  K.  Hooker,  the  slate  legislation 
and  even  Gov.  William  Weld,  the  Student  Government 
Association  and  the  Student  Center  for  Educational  Reseaah 
and  Advocacy  succeeded  in  freezing  tuition  and  fc-es. 

On  Aug.  10.  the  Board  of  Trustees  voted  not  to  insti- 
tute a  $107  fee  increase  after  UMass  received  a  $15  mil- 
lion increase  in  state  funding. 

Nearly  $164  million  in  funds  was  allocated  to  the 
UMass  campus,  approximately  $10  million  more  than  the 
University  received  the  previous  year. 

Check  is  in  the  mail 

SGA  was  pleased  with  the  Trustees'  decision  to  freeze 
tuition  and  fees  at  the  University  for  the  first  time  in  29 
years,  said  SGA  President  Mirran  Raphaely, 

'We  arc  the  only  state  college  to  keep  tuition  and  fees 
for  the  upcoming  year,"  she  said. 

EX'spite  the  freeze  on  tuition  and  fees  at  UMass.  under- 
graduates still  saw  a  $107  increase  in  their  bill  mailed  out 
during  the  summer.  The  bills  were  based  on  Weld's  origi- 
nal budget,  according  to  Budget  Director  loyce  Hatch, 
which  called  for  only  a  $4  million  increase  for  the 


University  for  the  fiscal  year  1996. 

Students  will  receive  credit  or  a  check  in  the  mail  to 
negate  the  $107  increase  in  their  bill,  Raphaely  said. 
Tuition  and  fees  currently  cost  undergraduate  students 
who  live  in-  state  $5,467  a  year. 

Raphaely  attributes  the  tuition  and  fee  freeze  to  a  major 
lobbying  effort  by  students,  parents  and  school  officials. 

The  student  government  launched  a  "Phone  Bank"  cam- 
paign in  April  to  try  to  gain  support  from  the  parents  of 
UMass  students  in  lobbying  the  state  legislature  for  a 
$21 .8  million  increase  in  appropriations. 

The  campaign  contacted  the  families  of  students  who 
live  in  districts  of  key  members  of  the  state  Legislature 
and  asked  them  to  call  their  representatives  and  senators 
in  support  of  the  UMass  budget  request. 

The  Phone  Bank  received  promises  from  3,602  parents 
who  agreed  to  make  the  call,  according  to  SCERA's 
report.  This  represents  approximately  95  percent  of  the 
parents  who  were  reached. 

Students  to  pay  fair  share? 

With  the  success  of  the  campaign  to  stop  rising  tuition 
and  fees  and  to  lobby  for  increased  stale  funding,  some 
legislators  are  trying  to  pass  a  separate  piece  of  legislation 
concerning  public  university  costs. 

A  state-created  task  force  dealing  with  the  rising  costs 
of  attending  public  schools  in  the  Massachusetts  has 
developed  a  plan  called  Fair  Share  Funding. 

Turn  to  TUITION  FWE2E.  page  2 


Lobbying  campaign 
may  mean  cash  refund 

By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegian  Staff 

.After  an  eight-month  battle,  the  Student  Government 
Association  and  the  Student  Center  for  Educational 
Research  and  Advocacy  \WII  soon  see  the  results  of  their 
work. 

Due  to  a  successful  campaign  to  freeze  tuition  and  fees 
at  UMass.  students  will  receive  a  check  or  credit  this  fall 
as  compensation  for  the  $107  billed  increase  in  tuition 
and  fees,  according  to  SGA  President  Mirran  Raphaely. 

"The  whole  point  of  a  tuition  and  fees  rollback  is  so 
that  students  who  arc  struggling  with  the  costs  of  attend- 
ing the  University  will  not  have  to  pay  even  more  money 
this  year,"  said  Lynn  Robitaille.  a  student  coordinator  for 
SCERA. 

"We  want  the  checks  to  be  sent  out  right  away  so  that 
students  can  get  the  money  they  need  to  come  back," 
Raphaely  said. 

It  is  the  first  time  in  29  years  that  UMass  students  have 
not  seen  their  tuition  and  fees  rise. 

According  to  Raphaely,  the  University  is  the  only  state 
school  to  not  see  an  increase  in  the  tuition  or  mandatory 

Turn  to  LOUY.  page  14 


Two  top  administrators 
asked  to  return  $15K 
in  early  consulting  fees 


UMass  claims  Globe  twisted  reports  on  ^luxuries' 


By  lustin  Doyle 

Colk'tiian  Staff 


In.'ccurate  and  misleading  reporting  about  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  on  the  part  of  local  news 
sources  was  deliberate,  according  to  University  offi- 
cials. 

According  to  Bill  Wright,  a  spokesman  for  University 
President  Michael  K.  Hooker,  a  story  which  recently 
appeared  in  the  Boston  Globe  wrongly  accused  the 
University  President's  Office  of  spending  over  $14,000  to 
lease  space  in  parking  garages  located  in  downtown 
boston.  ~  ■ 

Wright  accused  the  Globe  of  trying  to  ^lander  the 
University's  office. 

"The  point  of  the  article  was  obvious."  Wright  said.  "I 
gave  (the  Globe\    the  corrixl  information  about  the  lease. 


$3  million  renovation 
may  stop  leaks  in  FAC 


NATtON  MWITW4     t  tnt  (CAN 

RooJer  Steve  |ette  solders  seams  on  the  roof  of  the  fine  Arts 
Center  Severe  water  leakage  has  spurred  a  S3  million  effort  to 
repair  tt>e  building 


mjf  Bel)  G#fflOfl 

Cetagiun  SkA 


The  Fine  Arts  Center,  home  of 
the  University  of  Massachusetts' 
mu«ic,  art  and  theater  depart 
mcnis,  is  underpiing  a  $^  militon 
face  lift  aimed  at  stopping  the 
water  leaks  plaguing  itK  t>uilding 
since  it?  \'^T>  opening 

Wortters  arc  rebuilding  the  deik 
of  the  center  to  alkm  installation 
of  a  new  waterproofing  system 
The  original  waterproof  mem 
branc  had  been  damaged  by  shifts 
in  the  building's  stmtiurc  during 
jtmional  frecring  and  thawing 

The  repairs,  performed  by  the 
Holyoke-besed  A  R.  Green  and 
Son  contrscting ,  began  last  May 
and  tcniplcium  IS  eipected  m 
^k>ven1bef 

|tm  Cahill.  the  Physical  Plant's 
directw  of  facilities  planniftg.  said 
the  building  design  was  wlid  but 


inappropriate  for  an  area  with 
cold  winter  months. 

"This  facility  would  probably 
work  great  in  Irtdia  or  Arizona." 
Cahill  said 

The  new  waterprooflng  is  made 
from  a  plastic -based  adhesive 
compound  called  Biiuthcne. 
Biiuihenc  is  more  flexible  than  the 
tar  waterproofing  originally  in 
place,  according  to  Dick  Maheux. 
foreman  with  Supcnor  Caulking 
and  Waterproitfing.  Inc  .  sutv-con- 
traded  by  A.R.  Oncen  atid  Son  to 
apply  the  new  membrane 

"It's  like  a  big  Band-Aid  It 
come%  in  100-  fix  >i  rolls,  you  peel 
it  off.  prime  the  deck  and  it  sticks 
ckjwn."  said  Mafwux. 

Renovations  for  the  building 
had  been  in  the  planning  stages 
fw  several  years  before  construc- 
tion befan  last  spnr^. 

Turn  fo^AC  page  M 


they  chose  not  to  use  it.' 

Wright  said  he  sent  the  Globe  a  letter  from  Hooker  con- 
taining information  about  the  lease  for  the  president's 
office.  A  Globe  reporter  also  contacted  Wright  several 
times  in  reference  to  the  office  building  and  the 
University's  parking  accommodations. 

The  Daily  Collegian  also  received  information  on  the 
University  parking  agreement.  The  documents  state  both 
that  "The  reserved  (parking)  spaces  are  included  in  the 
rent."  and  that  "The  reserved  parking  spaces  are  included 
in  the  base  rate." 

Wright  feels  the  misrepresentation  of  the  information, 
which  he  provided  to  the  Globe,  was  not  accidental. 

"There  was  a  deliberate  omission  of  information,  and  a 
serious  misrepresentation  of  fact."  Wright  said.  "It  was 
not  an  accident." 

The  story,  which  appeared  in  the  Globe  on  September 

Former  student 
awaiting  trial  date 
in  stabbing  attack 

By  Gino  Larson 
ond  Kelly  Spang 
CoaagKm  Slolt 

A  former  University  of 
Massachusetts  nursing  student  is 
awaiting  trial  aflc  allegedly  trying  to 
kill  his  wife  and  himself  on  campus 
last  May. 

Christopher  |.  Luck.  38,  of 
Conway  was  arrested  for  assault 
and  battery  with  a  dangerous 
weapon  —  a  knife  —  and  assault 
with  intent  to  murder  for  the  stab- 
bing of  his  wife,  Patricia  Lynch,  97. 
also  of  Conway. 

Police  report  both  were  taken  to 
Cooley  Dickinson  Hospital  and 
treated  for  multiple  slab  wounds. 
Luck  was  later  transferred  to 
Baystatc  Medical  Center  in 
Springfield,  where  he  was  arraigned 
in  his  hospital  bed  in  the  intensive 
care  unit  tiecause  of  thr  severity  of 
his  wounds. 

He  pleaded  innocent  to  all 
charges. 

The  stabbing  iKcurrcd  when  Luck 
allegedly  was  un  lampus  with  his 
wife  for  the  nursing  program  gradua 
tion  ceremony. 

Reports  from  the  arraignment  indi 
cate  luck  deceived  his  wife  for  more 
than  nine  months  into  thinking  he 
was  enrolled  in  the  nursing  program 
at  the  University 

However.  LIMass  officials  said 
Luck  withdrew  from  the  program 
about  a  year  prior  to  the  incident 

Police  said  the  incident  took  place 
on  Commonwealth  Avenue  mar 
Campus  Center  Way.  across  from  the 
Mullins  Center. 

ludge  Thomas  Merrigan  order  a 
20-day  psychological  evaluation  of 
Luck  at  Worcester  State  Hospital 
Assistant  Northwestern  District 
Attorney  David  Ross  said  he  was 
found  competent  to  staitd  trial 

In  lune.  Luck  was  indicted  by  a 
grand  jury  and  arraigned  in 
Hampshire  County  Superior  Court. 

ludgc  John  Murphy  ordered  an 
evaluation  of  whether  or  not  Luck 
was  criminally  rrsponsit>le.  Ross  said 
the  findings  of  the  evaluation  were 
rwt  made  public 

Ross  said  Luck  is  present Iv  being 
held  on  $100,000  bail  in  the 
Hampshire  County  Hc^use  of 
Corrections  in  Northampton  pending 
trial.  He  said  no  trial  date  has  been 
set  yet 

Several  local  new%  sources  con- 
tnhuied  to  this  article. 


I.  reported  that  the  UMass  president's  office  is  paying 
$14,160  a  year  to  lease  four  spaces  at  'high-priced  down- 
town Boston  parking  garages." 

The  Globe  reported  that,  according  to  Wright,  the 
UMass  office  is  "paying  a  total  of  $885  a  month  to  garage 
vehicles  used  by  the  staff  at  75  State  St.* 

According  to  Wright,  not  only  is  the  information  mis- 
leading, it  is  also  incorrect. 

In  1992.  according  to  documents  provided  by  the  presi- 
dent's office,  the  UMass  president's  office  agreed  to  a  pro- 
posal presented  by  the  Flat  ley  Co..  for  office  space  at  18 
Tremont  St.  The  contract  included  reserved  parking 
spaces  at  the  base  rate,  according  to  a  memo  sent  to 
Hooker  in  August  of  1992  by  Elizabeth  Tuthill.  former 
assistant  to  the  president,  and  Valerie  Ubcr,  former  assis- 
tant to  the  budget  director. 

Turn  to  ACCUSATIONS  page  14 


coiuciANini  mom 
Chancelk>r  David  K.  Scott 


ByGcri  Soitn 

Collagian  Staff 


In  July,  two  top  University  of  Massachusetts 
administrators  had  to  return  $15,000  given  to  them 
by  Chancellor  David  K.  Scott  for  consulting  jobs 
they  performed  before  coming  to  work  full-time. 

Scott  asked  Marcellette  and  Keith  Williams  to 
return  $7,500  each  after  h'-  originally  approved  the 
money  as  consulting  fees. 

The  refunds  came  after  the  Union-News  of 
Springfield  obtained  copies  of  iSe  Williams'  consult- 
ing contracts. 

Deputy  Chancellor  Marcellette  Williams  earns 
$1 10.000  a  year.  Keith  Willianij.  the  associate  vice 
chancellor  in  charge  of  community  relations  and 
special  projects,  earns  $75,000. 

The  couple  was  paid  to  attend  meeting.s.  dinners, 
cocktail  parties  and  lurKhes  with  lop  campus  officials 


Turn  to  WHXIAMSCS  poge  1 4 


UHS  budget  deficit  leads  to  layoffs; 
quality  of  service  shouldn't  diminish 


CoWegton  Staff 


Ten  University  flealth  Servfces  (UHS)  employees  were 
laid  off  recently  as  a  result  of  a  $1 .5  million  deficit  in  the 
health  center's  budget.  .^___________ 

Pink  slips  were  given  to  six  clerical 
workers  and  four  professionals  in 
early  July  in  an  effort  to  curtail  the 
center's  debt . 

The  hcahh  center  does  not  receive 
financial  assistance  from  the 
University  or  the  stale. 

Employees  of  the  health  center  are 
dependent  upt)n  funding  from  stu-  ^~"~^~"~^~~' 
dent  health  fees  and  faculty  members  using  the  Kaiser 
PermaiKnte  insurance  plan. 

"The  layoffs  are  a  last  rcitort.  something  we  all  try  to 
avoid."  said  University  spokesperson  Danny  Chun 

Chun  said  the  difficulty  of  erasing  the  center's  debt  is  a 
direct  result  of  continually  nsing  medical  costs 


"The  layoffs  are  a  last 

resort,  something  we  all 

try  to  avoid. " 

-  Danny  Chun. 
Univei^ity  spokesperson 


Efforts  such  as  a  sinct  hinng  freeze  and  task  resiruciur       said 


ing  among  the  current  210  employees  at  the  center  are 
now  in  effect  to  tackle  the  deficit.  Bcmette  Melby,  the 
newly  appttinted  director  of  UHS. 

Mclby  was  appointed  to  fill  the  position  of  director  in 
luly  after  serving  at  interim  director  for  the  past  year. 
___^^^___^  She  replaced  Dr  David  Kraft,  who 

has  f)een  leave  lor  the  past  year 

Melby  said  the  staff  at  the  health 
center  has  been  outstanding  in  work- 
ing to  fill  vacant  pinilHins 

"If  we  have  a  vacancy,  we  evaluate 
if  staff  can  be  used  in  that  area."  said 
Melby 

Pftarmacy  Director  |oe  Pelis  said 

^^~~~^^^"^~       the  OCMcr  will  begin  using  new  com- 
puter programs  this  fall  to  help  dal  with  thr  staff  sftortage. 
"We  are  going  into  a  new  computer  system  which  is 
going  to  be  quality,*  he  said 

Melby  said  the  layoffs  would  not  result  in  decreased 
quality  of  service  at  the  health  center 

We  an  not  looking  to  dtfuble  up  ihe  patients,*  she 


Marching  to  a  different  beat 


Percussionists  from  the  UMass  Minuteman  Marching  Band  — 
practice  during  band  camp  in  lower  Boyden  fields. 


NSTHDM  SuanN  /  COUiCMM 

"The  Power  and  Class  of  Ntw  Ert9laf>d*  — 


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UMass  gets  10,000  phone  numbers 

NYNEX  hooks  up  UMass  with  administration  and  TAU 


By  Healher  Redfem 

Collegian  Stoff 


Ten  thousand  new  tck-phi>nt'  numbers  will  be  activated 
at  the  University  with  the  purchase  of  a  new  577  tele- 
phone exchange  al  the  start  of  this  semester. 

With  a  shortage  of  administrative  telephone  numbers, 
these  new  numbers  will  be  made  accessible  for  University 
staff  and  faculty. 

'The  administrative  side  ol  campus  was  running  out  ul 
telephone  numbers,"  said  Randy  Sailer,  director  of 
telecommunications. 

Sailer  said  the  additional  numbers  will  cost  the 
University  $600  a  year  for  rental  charges  from  NYNEX. 

In  addition  to  the  new  577  exchange,  a  573  exchange 
for  computer  terminal  adapter  units  in  the  residence  halls 
will  also  be  installed. 

After  the  Housing  Office  fielded  several  requests  from 
students  wishing  to  have  personal  TAU  numbers,  the 
Telecotrmunications  Office  was  able  to  assist  students  in 
purchasing  a  new  575  number  from  NYNEX  for  the  same 


rental  Ice  as  the  577  exchange. 

The  new  573  exchange  will  allow  students  to  make 
direct  calls  to  their  computer  terminals  from  off  campus, 
according  to  Phil  Pellet ier,  customer  service  manager  of 
telecommunications. 

Sailer  said  students  will  now  be  able  to  maintain 
one-to-  one  correspondence  with  their  numbers  in  the 
residence  halls  and  their  personal  TAU  numbers. 

Students  will  use  the  same  last  four  digits  of  their 
residence  hall  numbers  after  using  the  573  exchange  in 
order  to  make  direct  calls  to  their  terminals,  Sailer 
said. 

"This  is  a  big  advantage  for  students,"  said  Pelletier. 

Pelletier  said  the  new  exchange  will  give  students  the 
opportunity  to  run  bulletin  boards  for  several  areas. 

Sailer  said  the  new  telephone  exchanges  enable  the 
University  to  have  more  control  over  its  own  phone  num- 
bers. 

Both  exchanges  have  be  assigned  only  for  new  services 
and  will  not  replace  546  or  545  numbers  currently  being 
used  on  campus. 


tuition  freeze 


Continued  from  page  1 

The  Proposal  for  Fair  Share  Funding  for  Higher 
Education  is  headed  for  the  Higher  Education  Coordinating 
Council  for  approval,  according  to  state  Sen.  Stanley 
Rosenberg  (D-  Amherst),  who  worked  on  the  task  force. 

The  Fair  Share  Funding  proposal  is  designed  to  help 
students  pay  for  their  education.  The  propmsal  has  pro 
duced  a  formula  and  set  of  guidelines  for  providing  money 
for  higher  education. 

If  the  proposal  passes,  students  will  pay  35  percent  of 
their  educational  costs  and  the  state  will  pay  65  percent. 

The  proposal  would  also  assure  that  students  wouldn't 
have  to  fight  state  officials  to  keep  tuition  and  fee  increas- 
es at  a  minimum  and  make  state  appropriations  increase. 

SGA  leaders  said  they  support  the  task  force's  conclu- 
sion that  more  money  is  needed  from  the  state  Legislature 
to  fund  public  higher  education.  However,  they  oppose 
the  group's  recommendation  that  students  should  pay 
$1 .096  more  by  I9<W  than  the  $9,602  paid  this  year. 

"As  it  is,  UMass  already  has  the  second  highest  public 
education  tuition  and  fees  in  the  country,'  Raphaely  raid 
in  a  press  statement. 

The  propo.sal  may  sit  for  more  than  a  year  before  it 
makes  it  to  the  Statehouse.  but  according  to  Rosenberg. 
the  proposal  needs  the  approval  of  the  UMass  community 


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Library  lours  —  University  Library.  10:30  a.m.  and 
2:50  p.m.  Information:  545-0150. 

Auditions  —  Five  College  Early  Music  Program  Painless 
Auditions,  Fine  Arts  Center  Room  152,  11:15  a.m.  lo 
12:50  a.m. 

Gallery  talk  —  "Geology  and  Tourism:  lohn  Frederick 
Kensetls  Fawn's  Leap,"  by  Rebecca  Bedell.  Amherst 
College  Mead  Art  Museum,  12:15  p.m. 

Language  placement  exams  —  French,  Spanish,  Latin 
and  German  placement  tests  for  new  first-year  and  trans- 
fer students.  Campus  Center  Room  168C.  1  p.m.  and  2:50 
p.m. 

Health  care  dinner/panel  —  "Healthy,  Wealthy  and 
Wise?  Health  Care  in  the  '90s,"  Health  Care  Careers  din- 
ner with  alumni  panel,  Hampshire  College  Faculty 
Lounge,  5  p.m. 

Film  —  "Not  at  the  Mall:  A  Series  of  Film  Experiences 
You  Won't  Find  Anywhere  Else."  free,  Bowker 
Auditorium.  The  Kirghiz  of  Afghanistan.  7  p.m.;  Out  of 
the  Past:  New  Worlds.  8  p.m..  Riff  Raff .  9  p.m. 

Auditions  —  For  Mask  Dance:  lourney  Within,  theater 
department.  Fine  Arts  Center,  7  p.m.  to  10  p.m. 

Auditions  —  For  Sheila's  Dance,  Fine  Arts  Center  room 
204,  7  p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Auditions  —  For  The  Bitter  Tears  of  Peira  Von  Kant. 
Smith  College  Theatre  TI09,  7:30  p.m.  to  10  p.m. 

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Do  Anything  Right?"  PAWSS,  Holyoke  College  Main 
Lecture  Hall.  7:30  p.m.  to  9:30  p.m.  Information: 
582-5519. 

World  music  showcase  —  Hosted  by  WMUA  deejays, 
$2,  Student  Union  Ballroom,  8  p.m.  to  12  p.m. 


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Theater  Building  Tl  09,  7  p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

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SGA  President  Mirran  Raphaely 


Closed  road  snarls  traffic 

The  closing  of  Amherst  Road  in  Pelham  forced  to  find 
westbound  UMass  students  lo  find  alternative  ways  to 
return  to  campus  this  month. 

The  replacement  of  a  culvert  near  the  Hawley  Reservoir 
requires  traffic  to  use  of  two  detours  to  Amherst:  Route 
202  south  to  Route  9,  and  Route  2  west  to  Route  65 
South  in  Millers  Falls. 

Amherst  students  arc  likely  to  encounter  traffic  tie-ups 
on  the  alternative  routes  until  the  end  of  this  month,  when 
the  construction  is  expected  lo  be  completed,  according  to 
Pelham  officials. 

Amherst  Road  runs  from  the  traffic  light  at  North  East 
Street  to  Route  202.  Pelham  officials  said  the  whole 
length  of  the  road  is  closed  at  the  present  time. 

Late  start  hut  same  class  time 

By  Jacob  W.Mkkaelt 

Collegion  Stoff 

Perhaps  you  didn't  notice  it  during  all  your  preparations 
for  reluming  lo  the  University  of  Massachusetts,  but  most 
of  your  friends  trom  other  colleges  have  been  at  school  for 
a  week  or  two  while  you  are  just  getting  started. 

According  to  a  memo  from  Provost  Patricia  Crosson.  class- 
es are  starling  late  because  the  faculty  senate  voted  in  1991  to 
delay  classes  oi>e  week  so  Registratkxt  Day  woukl  nol  coin- 
cide with  Rosh  Flashanah.  the  lewish  New  Year,  on  Sept.  6. 

Registration  Day  this  year  was  held  yesterday,  five  days 
later  than  it  was  last  year.  The  final  day  of  the  semester  is 


Dec.  24,  one  day  later  than  in  1993.  At  first  glance  it 
seems  as  if  students  are  losing  four  days  although  they  are 
paying  the  same  amount  of  money. 

However,  appearances  can  be  deceiving.  Classes  begin 
today  and  end  Dec.  16.  Last  year,  the  first  day  was  Sept. 
8.  1995.  and  the  semester  ended  Dec.  1 5. 

Although  it  seem  we're  short  two  days  this  fall,  these 
two  days  were  the  extra  weekends  before  the  last  day  of 
classes  last  December. 

just  like  last  year,  there  will  be  thirteen  weeks  of  classes. 

The  other  two  days  that  are  missing^vill  be  during  finals, 
which  are  scheduled  to  take  place  from  Dec.  19  lo  Dec.  25. 
Last  year  they  took  place  from  Dec.  16  to  Dec.  22. 

However,  one  of  these  days  was  a  Sunday  with  no  finals, 
so  there  will  be  just  one  fewer  day  of  finals  this  year. 

So  while  all  your  friends  may  have  a  couple  more  week- 
ends to  spend  at  school,  you  had  an  extra  week  of  summer 
vacation  and  all  the  school  you  paid  for. 

Rep,  Story  sets  office  hours 

State  Rep.  Ellen  Story  (D-Amherst)  has  announced  her 
district  office  hours  for  September. 

On  Sept.  16,  she  will  be  at  the  Bangs  Community 
Cenici  i  Alice  Down  Lounge  in  Amherst  from  9:50  a.m. 
to  10:50  a.m.  That  same  day,  she  will  be  at  the  Rhodes 
Building  in  Pelham  from  1 1  a.m.  to  noon. 

These  hours  arc  set  aside  for  people  to  talk  about  ideas 
or  concerns  regarding  slate  government  programs  or  leg- 
islative issues.  No  appointments  are  necessary. 

Story  represents  the  Third  Hampshire  District  and  can 
be  reached  by  phone  al  256-6300. 


Scott  names  top  administrators 


By  Kelly  Spang 

Collegian  StoH 


The  top  two  administrative  posi- 
tions left  vacant  alter  Chancellor 
David  K.  Scott's  controversial  deci- 
sion to  replace  the  veteran  office  hold- 
ers were  filled  during  the  summer. 

Scott  named  Patricia  Crosson  of 
the  School  of  Education  to  the 
provost  position  and  appointed  Fred 
Byron,  a  member  of  the  physics  facul- 
ty, as  vice  chancellor  for  research, 
graduate  education  and  economic 
development. 

Last  spring.  Scon  appointed  for 
mer  history  professor  Ronald  Story 
as  vice  chancellor  of  University  rela- 
tions and  advancement. 

IJoth  Crosson  and  Byron  will  hold 
their  positions  on  an  interim  basis  for 
up  lo  two  years. 

Scott  said  the  appointees  have  the 
experience  and  commitment  to  work 


Ron  Story 

Vict-Oortcaftcy  lo*  l>iiv#ftify  R«(ationi 
ond  AfiiiQnc«(n«nt 

•A  history  professor  since  1 9/2 
•Served  as  inlefim  vke  president 
tor  Academk  Mtairs  at  the 
University  president's  olfice  in 
Boston 


across  boundaries  as  the  campus 
strives  to  define  itself  as  a  premiere 
and  accessible  land-grant  institution 
of  teaching,  research  and  public  ser- 
vices for  the  next  century. 

The  replacements  came  after  Scutt 
asked  then-Provost  Glen  Gordon, 
Samuel  Conti  and  Daniel  Mclley  to 
step  down  from  their  positions  last 
April  in  what  faculty  critics 
called  a  staff  "massacre." 

Conti  had  been  vice  chan- 
cellor for  research,  graduate 
education  and  economic 
development  for  10  years 
Mellcy  was  vice  chancellor  of 
University  relations  and 
advancement  on  an  interim 
basis  for  four  years,  and 
Gordon  held  the  post  of 
provost  for  three  years. 

In  response  lo  Scott's  decision  to 
replace  the  three.  American 
Association  of  University  Professors 
this  summer  called  on  the  faculty  to 
be  more  involved  in  future  decisions 
about  academic  administrators 

Optimism,  forward-looking  agenda 

Scott  replaced  Mellt7  shortly  after 
the  firings  with  Story,  who  had  been 
serving  as  interim  vice  president  for 
academic  affairs  in  the  University 
President's  Office  in  Boston    The 


husband  of  slate  Rep.  Ellen  Story 
(D-Amherst),  he  will  succeed  Mcllcv 
on  an  interim  basis. 

Story  said  he  believes  he  hrinjis  u 
s<.ilid  understanding  of  the  campus  lo 
his  new  position  and  is 
optimistic  about  the 
future  of  the 
University.  He  said  he 
believes  he  under- 
stands how  the  cam 
pus  works  and  the 
needs  of  the  different 
segments  on  campus 
and  hopes  lo  bring 
closer  together  the  aca- 
demic departments 
with  his  olfice. 

In  addition.  Story  said  he  hopes  to 
target  the  needs  of  the  alumni  and 
attempt  to  gain  strength  in  the 
Statehouse  to  work  for  more  iippro- 
priations  for  the  University. 

Before  his  appoinlmenl.  Byron  was 
the  dean  of  the  College 
of  Natural  Sciences 
and  Malhemulics.  a 
position  he  held  lor  14 
years.  He  has  also  been 
a  member  of  the 
physics  liiciilly  since 
1474. 

"I  hope  to  move  I  he 
University  agenda  for- 
ward," Byron  said. 
"These  are  challenging 
limes  fc)r  the  University  with  a  new 
cxonomic  life  and  new  concerns  which 
impact  the  University." 

'Spirit  of  cooperation' 

Byron  said  that  as  dean  he  dealt 
with  research  and  economic  develop- 
ment, two  of  the  primary  concerns  of 
his  new  position.  He  said  through  his 


also  focusing  on  how  the  University 
can  move  outside  of  the  campus  and 
work  with  ihe  community. 

"The  question  is  how  lo  turn  the 
talent  and  creativity  iif  the  University 


Fred  Byron 

VWiOiontailo  la  Rauorcti.  GrodwH* 
EducolBn.  and  EcanomK  0«»«lu(iii>«iil 

•Has  been  a  (acuity  member  ol  ttie 

pliysicsdept  since  1974 
•Served  n  dean  ot  the  College  o( 

Natural  Sciences  and  Mathematics 

from  1979  10  1993 


Pot  Crosson 

PtovoW 

•Has  taught  in  ttte  Sctwol  ot 

Education  sirKe  1985 
•Served  as  UMass  deputy  provost 

trom  19«9tot99t 
•Chaired  tti«  depi  ol  educational 

polKy,  research,  and  adminisua- 

lion  in  ttie  Sctnol  ol  Education 


deanship  there  was  considerable 
interaction  with  the  private  sixior. 

"I  intend  to  work  with  various 
councils  on  campus  to  think  of  what 
we  can  do  in  the  University's  fiscally 
strained  environment."  Byron  said. 
He  said  he  hopes  to  find  ways  to 
strengthen  the  economic  foundation 
of  the  University. 

He  also  anticipates  not  only  work- 
ing throughout  the  campus  to  help 
evolve  the  strategic  planning  and  cxo- 
nomic future  of  the  University,  but 


and  move  them  effectively  to  the 
larger  local  conmiunity."  he  said. 

Byron  said  he  can  envision  a  sci- 
ence park  in  ihe  area  in  the  future 
and  also  believes  several  spin-off 
companies  can  lake  root  Irom  the  tal- 
ent al  Ihe  University. 

Since  taking  olfice  Aug.  I.  Byron 
said  he  has  fell  a  "spirit  of  cooperation 
in  the  Valley"  to  work  toward  eco- 
nomic develupmeni  of  the  entire  area. 

Problem-M>lving  a  focus  for  Crosson 

Crosson  has  been  a  member  of  the 
faculty  of  the  School  of  Education 
since  1985  and  was  deputy  provost 
from  1989  lo  1991.  Before  she  Uwk 
the  provost  position,  she  chaired  the 
department  of  educational  policy, 
research  and  administration  in  the 
School  of  Education. 

She  believes  that  through  the 
insight  she  ha:,  gained  through  study- 
ing and  teaching  issues  surrounding 
higher  education,  she  understands 
the  problems  and  challenges  facing 
not  only  the  University  but  institution 
throughout  the  country. 

"Bui  the  down  side  is  that 
knowing  the  problems  does 
nol  mean  knowing  the  solu- 
tion," she  said. 

However.  Ci\)sson  said  she 
is  committed  lo  working  with 
ihe  campus  community  lo 
address  the  challenges,  prob- 
lems and  issues  the  University 
may  face. 

Aside  from  her  daily  duties 
as  provost,  Crosson  said  she 
has  four  additional  areas  she  would 
like  to  address  throughout  the  year 
including  improving  the  quality  of 
undergraduate  education,  working  on 
strategic  planning  for  the  University, 
and  addressing  the  issues  of 
resources  and  resource  allocation. 

Crosson  said  she  also  wants  to 
work  closely  wilh  the  provosts  from 
the  other  tour  University  of 
Massachusetts  campuses  as  well  as 
the  vice  president  lor  academic  affairs 
in  the  University  president's  office. 


Other  Appointments 


•  Bailey  W.  lackson  was  named 
permanent  dean  of  the  School  of 
Education. 

He  has  served  as  interim  dean 
since  1990  and  has  been  a  member 
of  the  School  of  Education  faculty 
since  1976.  Before  becoming  inter- 
im dean,  Jackson  served  as  director 
of  teacher  education  and  associate 
dean  for  academic  affairs. 

lackson  has  also  worked  wilh  the 
University  President's  Office  to 
develop  a  curriculum  model  for 
training  social  service  workers. 

•  Chariena  Seymour  recently 
look  the  newly  created  position  of 
dean  of  graduate  education.  The 
position  was  created  as  the  result 
of  an  academic  restructuring  plan 
developed  by  ex-Provost  Glen 
Gordon  in  1993. 

Seymour  has  been  a  member  of 


the  communications  disorders  fac- 
ulty since  1971. 

She  served  as  director  of  the 
Communication  Disorders  Clinic  as 
well  as  director  of  the  department 
and  later  served  as  its  chair. 

•  M.  Ricardo  "Ric"  Townee  was 

named  interim  absistant  vice  chan- 
cellor for  campus  activities,  which 
is  a  newly  created  position. 

Townes  will  be  in  charge  of  the 
Center  for  Organization  Advising 
and  Programming,  a  new  group 
for  student  activities  on  campus 
that  will  work  with  registered  stu- 
dent organizations  and  student 
businesses. 

Townes  has  been  on  the  UMass 
staff  since  1976.  Most  recently,  he 
served  as  associate  dean  of  academ- 
ic support  services. 


•  lavier  Ccvalk»  will  be  faculty 
advisor  to  the  provost.  Cevallos.  a 
member  of  the  Spanish  and 
Portuguese  department,  will  resign 
from  his  leaching  position  and  as 
secretary  of  the  faculty  senate  sec 
relary. 

•  Karen  Lee  Shelley  became  the 
new  bursar  in  )uly.  She  had  been 
assistant  director  for  finance  in 
Housing  Services,  holding  since 
1985. 

The  bursar  is  responsible  for 
overseeing  the  billing,  collecting, 
depositing  and  refund  of  all 
Amherst  campus  receipts,  includ- 
ing student  tuition  and  fees. 

•  Bcrncile  Mclby  will  be  perma- 
nent director  of  University  Health 
Services  after  serving  as  interim 
director  for  one  year. 


November  opening  planned  for  Conte  center 


By  Tracy  AAonahan 

Collegian  Staff 


The  Silvio  O.  Conic  National  Center  for  Polymer 
Research  located  on  Governors  Drive  will  hopefully  is 
scheduled  to  open  this  fall,  according  to  a  University  pro- 
ject manager. 

"We  anticipate  moving  into  the  building  in  the  begin- 
ning of  November."  said  |ohn  Robinson  in  the  Office  of 
Planning  and  Facilities  Development.  The  center  has  been 
under  construction  for  three  years. 

The  building  is  nearly  finished  but  the  commission 
process,  which  tests  the  mechanical  workings,  is  still 
under  way. 

"We  are  testing  every  system  lo  make  sure  they  are  fully 
functional."  he  said. 

The  delays  on  the  project  were  nol  unforeseen. 
Robinson  said. 

"Buildings  like  this  lake  longer  than  more  typical  build- 
ings because  of  the  complicated  mechanical  workings  in 
them."  he  said.  "It  is  nol  unusual  lor  them  to  lake  longer 
than  the  contractors  originally  anticipates. 

"The  center  is  like  a  space  shuttle.  By  comparison,  the 
other  buildings  on  campus  arc  Fords  and  Chevys.  It  often 
lakes  longer  than  people  think  or  would  like  (to  finish 
projects  like  this]." 

According  to  |im  Cahill.  director  of  Planning  and 
Facilities  Development,  the  construction  firm  of  R.W 
(jranger  is  building  the  center.  The  contract  specifics  June 
1994  as  the  projected  completion  dale. 

The  fund-raising  drive  will  have  no  bearing  on  ihe 
building's  actual  opening.  The  expected  $8  million  goal 
has  yet  lo  be  reached,  but  campaigning  will  continue 
throughout  the  year. 

"Hopefully  construction  has  an  cttdpoint  and  ihe  furKJ- 
raising  is  ongoing  into  the  future,"  he  said.  "Tht7  are  two 
separate  things  —  one's  long  term  and  the  other  has  a 
finite  end." 

Robinson  said  he  hopes  lo  start  moving  people  into  the 
building  by  mid-Oclobcr.  The  nwvc-in  process  will  begin 


on  the  top  fioors  and  go  down,  possibly  taking  two  weeks 
to  do  each  floor. 

"These  things  don't  happen  instantaneously."  Robinson 
said.  "It  will  take  a  couple  of  months  to  gel  things  back  in 
operation." 

The  building  is  named  for  the  late  Rep.  Silvio  O.  Conte. 
a  local  legislator  who  was  instrumental  in  lobbying  the 
stale  for  the  money  to  build  the  center. 

The  ground  on  which  Ihe  building  stands  was  dedicated 
by  Gov.  William  F.  Weld  in  a  ceremony  in  July  1991.  The 
event  was  also  attended  by  Corinne  Conte,  the  late  legisla- 
tor's widow,  and  various  local  politicians. 

Of  the  building's  $56  million  price  tag,  the  slate  is  con- 
tributing $56  million  and  the  fixJeral  government  is  paying 
the  remaining  $20  million. 

The  center  will  be  the  new  home  of  the  polymer  science 
research  department.  The  department  is  presently  scat- 
tered throughout  Gocssman  Laboratory,  Lederle  Graduate 
Research  Tower  and  other  locations  across  the  campus. 

The  polymer  .science  research  department  is  primarily 
composed  of  graduate  and  post-doctoral  students. 

The  building  consists  of  two  wings.  One  holds  offices 
for  faculty  and  researchers  in  the  department  and  the 
other  is  the  laboratory  wing. 

Instrument,  chemical,  wet  bench  and  physics  labs  will 
all  be  included  in  the  laboratory  support  wing.  There  will 
also  be  two  leaching  labs.  Cahill  said  he  thinks  the  depart 
meni  will  schedule  the  classes  to  bo  held  in  those  labs. 

The  U.S.  Department  of  IX-fensc  granted  the  money  lo 
fund  the  center's  construction,  but  Cahill  said  the  research 
conducted  in  the  building  will  all  be  public  record. 

The  arch  in  front  of  the  building  is  a  strictly  architectur- 
al feature.  It  is  an  arcade  wilh  a  sidewalk  underneath  and 
ii  will  be  lighted. 

"That's  a  little  architectural  delight,"  Cahill  said. 
The  architectural  firms  involved  in  ihe  planning  of  the 
building  are  Ellen  Zweig  Associates  of  Cambridge  and 
Whilney  Alwood  Norcross  of  Boston 

Robinson  said  he  is  nol  aware  yet  of  any  plans  involvii^ 
an  opening  ceremony  for  ihc  building. 


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hen  tccn  apors  and  vDung  adults  arc  being 
wrillcn  oil  as  apalhelie.  la/y  and  unlo- 
cuscd.  it  Is  giaiilying  to  see  the  sueeess 
achieved  by  University  of  Massachusetts  students' 
cllort  to  make  this  state  university  accessible  to  the 
public. 

The  Student  Government  Association  in  particu- 
lar deserves  the  credit  for  mixing  direct  action  - 
last  February's  admissions  building  takeover  —  and 
good  planning  to  keep  our  tuition  and  lees  at 
iq9>-1994  levels. 

The  freeze  is  the  first  for  this  school  in  29  years, 
and  student  leaders  hope  to  follow  this  victory  with 
a  rollback  in  tuition  for  the  next  school  year. 

Rather  than  grabbing  a  bullhorn  and  shouting  ulti- 
matuins  from  the  Student  Union  steps,  they  took  a 
coalitional  approach  combining  the  the  work  of  stu- 
dents, their  parents  and  slate  and  university  officials. 

When  the  students  demanded  a  zero  percent 
increase  in  tuition  and  fees  for  the   l'^94-m9'i 


school  \c.ir,  the  administration  made  a  reasonable 
oiler:  tuition  and  fees  would  be  held  level  if  an 
increase  in  state  aid  would  accommodate  at  least 
the  rise  in  the  cost  of  living. 

And  the  SGA  took  steps  to  make  that  happen:  a 
$t).3  million  increase  in  state  aid  was  needed,  but 
calls  from  4,000  parents  to  their  government  repre- 
sentatives earned  $15.3  million  for  the  university 
system.  The  Amherst  campus  will  receive  S7.5  mil- 
lion of  thai 

Maturiis.  dedication  and  planning  on  the  part  of 
the  SGA  will  hopefully  bring  student  and  adminis- 
tration relations  to  a  new  level  of  mutual  respect. 
This  should  be  a  first  win  for  the  students,  not  just 
a  one-tinte  effort. 

The  SGA  has  taken  the  first  step  for  UMass  stu- 
dents, but  they  can't  keep  going  on  their  own. 
Students  on  this  campus  have  the  opportunity  to 
make  the  University  theirs,  and  it  shouldn't  be 
wasted. 


Vice  chancellor  welcomes  students 


Welcome  back  to  campus  for  the  fall  semester! 
1  hope  you  have  had  a  good  summer  and  are 
ready  for  the  new  academic  year. 

During  the  summer  I  reorganized  Student  Affairs  to 
encourage  staff  to  work  together  more  freely  and  effec- 
tively in  their  efforts  to  provide  the  best  possible  ser- 
vices to  students.  Before  embarking  on  the  changes,  I 
consulted  with  student  leaders  and  staff  and  received 
endorsement  of  my  plans. 

The  new  organization  is  based  on  clusters  of  pro- 
grams that  share  an  affinity  in  programming  and  goals. 
There  are  four  clusters:  Campus  Activities  Cluster. 
Student  Activities  Cluster,  Enrollment  Services 
Cluster,  and  Vice  Chancellor's  Cluster. 

An  additional  component  of  these  changes  is  the  cre- 
ation of  the  Center  for  Organization  Advising  and 
Programming  as  the  umbrella  entity  for  student  activi- 


ties on  the  campus.  After  an  internal  search,  the  direc- 
tor uf  this  center  should  be  in  place  early  in  the  semes- 
ter. It  will  probably  be  a  full  year  before  the  entire 
reorganization  process  is  complete. 

As  you  settle  into  your  residence  hall,  fraternity, 
sorority  or  apartment  and  start  classroom  and 
non-classroom  activities,  please  remember  that  the 
Dean  of  Students  Office  is  available  to  help  you  sort 
out  any  snags  you  may  encounter.  Located  near  the  top 
of  the  ramp  in  Whitmore  Administration  Building,  the 
office  and  many  others  are  open  extended  hours  during 
this  first  week. 

I  look  forward  to  seeing  you  at  lectures,  workshops 
and  sports  events  and  wish  all  of  you  a  wonderful  and 
successful  semester. 

Thomas  B.  Robinson  is  the  vice  chancellor  for 
S(udeni  Affairs. 


The  small  gestures  leave  lasting  impressions 


Emily 

Marino 


Every  Scpicmbcr.  for  as  long  as 
I  can  remember,  I  have  had 
mixed  feelings  about  the 
arrival  of  fall.  Whether  you  look  ai  It 
as  the  beginning  uf  a  new  school  year 
or  as  the  end  of  summer,  this  is  a 
time  of  change. 

Though  we  greet  the  fall  with 
hopeful  excitement,  many  of  us  can- 
not help  but  wave  the  sun-ftlled  days 

of  summer  goodbye  

with  remorse 

This  year  my  salute 
to  summer  is  espc-cial- 
ly  difficult  —  not  due 
to  the  weekends  I 
spent  on  Cape  Cod,  nor  to  the  vari- 
ous trips  that  took  mc  as  far  away  as 
Alberta,  Canada.  This  year  I  bid  sum- 
mer a  icary-eyed  farewell  because  of 
60  teenagers  typically  labeled  "cco- 
nomicalfy  disadvantaged*  or  "special 
needs." 

This  was  my  third  summer  at 
Mcln>  South/West  Employment  and 
Training  in  Norwood  This  federally 
and  state  funded  agency  provides 
skills  training  and  employment  to 
kids  between  the  ages  of  14  and  21 
whose  families  fall  within  certain 
slate  income  guidelines,  or  who  are 
considcrvd  to  be  cmoitorMllv.  mental 
ly  or  physically  handicapped 

The  kids  applied  to  programs  in 
their  cities  or  towns  which  offer  aca 
demic  remediation  (basic  math  and 
reading)  and  then  carecr/viKaiional 
skills  training  Participants  were  held 
accountable  for  their  adherence  to 
rules,  attention  to  directions,  pixiduc 
livitv.  promptness,  work  eihic  and 
overall  effort 

Their  supervisors  made  sure  that 
the  kids  were  tmsy  and  challenged 
and  above  all.  they  were  encouraged 
to  do  their  best  and  were  treated  with 


respect. 

I^y  job  as  a  summer  counselor  was 
to  visit  the  work  sites  of  three  pro- 
grams at  least  twice  u  week  and  make 
sure  that  things  were  running 
smoothly.  As  the  summer  progressed 
I  got  to  know  my  kids  well.  Each  had 
his  or  her  own  story,  and  as  they 
shed  their  protective  layers  of  secre- 
tive defense,  their  stories  revealed  a 
kns  of  optimistic  inno- 
cence that  youth  has 
to  deal  with  growing 
up  in  our  society. 

I  met  one  boy 
whose  parents  had 
sent  him  to  his  uncle's  house  in 
California  for  six  months  because 
they  had  given  up  on  trying  to  disci- 
pline him.  >k'  had  been  hanging  out 
with  the  wrong  crowd,  the  kinds  of 
kids  who  robbed  liquor  stores  and 
stayed  out  all  night. 

It  seemed  that  a  little  lime  in  ■ 
California  jail  did  him  some  good,  as 
he  told  me  that  his  one  priority  was 
never  again  to  see  the  inside  of  a  cell. 
As  a  result  he  got  himself  home  at  a 
reasonabk;  hour  and  avoided  his  okl 
friends 

His  slory  was  encouraging  and  I 
fell  that  his  progress  in  the  program 
would  surely  be  g«.Kid.  in  light  of  his 
positive  revelation  to  mc.  The  after- 
noon that  he  toW  me  his  story,  how- 
ever, was  the  last  time  !  saw  him. 

Some  t»f  my  kids  failed  to  complete 
the  program  successfully,  either 
breaking  our  rules  or  by  just  ceasing 
to  show  up  Aside  from  these  kids, 
there  were  many  who  taught  me 
rrK.>re  atxnji  human  will  than  I  coukl 
ever  leach  them  atxmi  time  tiiartage 
ment . 

One  boy  with  muscular  dystrophy 
worked  •ftcrnoons  at  his  town's 


pool.  His  passion  was  fire  fighting, 
and  he  kept  a  portable  CK  rudin 
with  him  at  all  limes,  flis  supervisor 
at  the  pool  and  staff  members 
pitched  in  to  buy  him  a  T-shirt  com- 
memorating the  career  of  Boston 
Fire  Lieutenant  Stephen  Minehan, 
who  died  in  the  line  of  duty  this 
summer. 

This  boy  wrote  the  most  eloquent, 
sincere  thank-you  letter  to  his 
supervisor  that  I  had  ever  read. 
While  his  boss  perceived  his  own 
gesture  as  minimal,  ihe  bciy's  letter 
made  him  realize  how  much  his  sim- 
ple display  of  affection  was  appreci- 
ated. 

Likewise,  I  acknowledged  how 
influential  I  was  to  my  kids  through- 
out the  summer,  as  lhi*>  would  repeat 
little  things  I  would  say  from  lime  to 
time.  I  realized  thai  you  never  know 
how  you  are  going  to  affect  others. 
Ikjw  Ihe  most  seemingly  insignificant 
compliment  or  joke  could  boost  the 
self  esteem  of  a  kid  who  might  ollKr- 
wise  be  surrounded  constantly  by 
negativity. 

So  as  I  kwk  forward  to  my  senior 
year  at  UMass.  to  applying  to  gradu- 
ate school,  to  my  honors  thesis,  lo 
finally  being  21  years  old.  to  my 
friends  and  work  at  ihe  Collegian,  I 
cannot  help  but  think  of  my  kids. 

In  a  way,  I  am  leaving  them 
behind.  ju»t  as  so  many  others  have 
left  them  behind.  Surrour>ded  by  the 
worki  of  academia,  I  do  not  cease  lo 
wonder  and  sometimes  worry  afNnii 
my  kids  Some  will  likely  be  in  pro 
grams  like  this  one  for  the  rest  ol 
iheir  lives  OrKc  you  know  that  their 
struggle  exists,  you  learn  that  it  may 
never  end. 

rmily  Marino  is  a  Collegian  tiaff 
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Opinion/Editorial 


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Harassment  is  difficult  to  define 


Geri 
Sahn 


n  an  office,  or  any  kind  of  work 
atmosphere,  sexual  harassment  is 
something  that  has  always  exist- 
ed and  will  always  exist.  It  is  an  end- 
less cycle  of  those  with  power  abus- 
ing those  without  power. 

Today,  both  men  and  women  are 
being  sexually  harassed.  People  are 
being  accused  of  and  sued  for  sexual- 
ly harassing  someone, 
lururs  and  judges  are 
trying  to  define  what  is 
and  what  is  not  sexual 
harassment. 

Then  there  is  me,  a 
wunian  who  entered  the  work  force 
in  fear  of  being  sexually  harassed. 
Fear  of  not  knowing  whether  it  is 
actually  happening  to  me.  Fear  of  not 
knowing  if  I  am  harassing  someone 
else. 

One  day.  my  boss  walked  up  to  me 
and  complimented  me  on  the  dress  I 
was  wearing. 

"That  is  a  very  nice  dress  you  are 
wearing,  Geri.  It  is  very  pvetty."  he 
said. 

"Thank  you."  I  replied. 

And  he  kept  walking,  going  about 
vn  his  merry  way. 

I,  on  the  other  hand,  did  not  return 
back  to  work  but  sat  and  analyzed 


what  had  just  happened.  For  some 
reason  all  I  kept  thinking  about  was 
whether  or  not  I  should  be  offended. 
My  boss  gave  me  a  simple  compli- 
ment and  there  I  was  flustering  over 
it.  I  couldn't  decide  whether  he 
should  have  complimented  me  or  not. 
Then  later  that  day,  a  women  in  the 
office  said  the  same  thing  to  me  and  I 
didn't  think  twice 
about  it. 

After  awhile,  I  real- 
ized how  ridiculous  I 
was  for  feeling  the 
way  I  did.  There  is 
absolutely  nothing  wrong  with  a  few 
nice  words  from  a  person  you  work 
with  in  the  office.  I  fell  uncomfort- 
able because  I  was  unsure  about  what 
is  considered  sexual  harassment  in 
tfie  workplace. 

Sexual  harassment  should  be  taken 
seriously,  but  it  should  not  interfere 
with  normal  relationships  in  an 
office.  Before  I  began  working  in  an 
office,  I  used  to  believe  that  a  profes- 
ttOnal  workptKe  should  not  have 
heavy  flirtatious  actions  occurring 
and  that  mutual  relationships  should 
be  kept  behind  closed  doors.  Yet 
after  working  at  several  offices,  and 
especially  in  a  magazine  office  in 


New  York  City,  I  have  realized  that  it 
is  inevitable  for  workers  to  form  rela- 
tionships. An  office  is  where  a  major- 
ity of  a  person's  life  is  spent.  The 
people  you  work  with  are  bound  to 
know  and  become  involved  in  your 
personal  life,  no  matter  how  profes- 
sional an  office  is. 

What  people  need  to  understand  is 
that  there  is  no  solid  definition  to 
sexual  harassment.  There  cannot  be 
certain  limitations  set  on  what  can  or 
can't  go  on  in  an  office.  Feeling 
uncomfortable  in  a  certain  situation 
varies  for  each  person,  and  each  indi- 
vidual should  follow  their  own  feel- 
ings of  what  they  believe  is  sexual 
harassment.  Guidelines  set  on  what 
can  and  cannot  occur  in  an  office 
should  not  define  how  we  think  and 
feel. 

Sexual  harassment  exists  every- 
where, and  it  could  easily  happen  to 
me.  But  I  know  that  I  don't  have  to 
be  scared  of  every  person  who  talks 
to  me  or  is  friendly  to  me  in  the 
office.  As  long  as  the  person  dccv 
not  use  their  power  to  belittle  me,  I 
don't  have  to  analyze  everything  they 
say. 

Geri  Sahn  is  a  Collegian  staff 
member. 


A  complete  guide  to  your  tuition  and  fees 

Y 


Tracy 
Monahan 


our  tuition  bill  just  arrived  in  the  mail.  Another 
•semester,  another  large  chunk  of  cash  you  find 
yourself  waving  goodbye  to.  Why  docs  it  seem  like 
you  pay  the  same  fee  repeatedly,  but  under  different 
names? 

Tuition  —  This  is  the  grandaddy  of  them  all:  SI.  1 10.  in 
slate  Tuition  has  risen  greatly  since  I  started  coming  her«. 
The  Student  Government  Association  recently  scored  a 
victory  by  holding  the  Board  of  Trustees  to  last  year's 
prices  on  this  semester's  bill.  Hopefully  they  can  keep  it 
down  for  next  semester. 

Authority  Fee  —  The  Authority  fee  cov- 
ers all  bond  issue  debt  senice  obligations 
of  the  University  of  Massachusetts  Building 
Authority  for  Amherst  campus  facilities 
and  projects  undertaken  by  the  Building 
Authority  S203  Every  lime  you  walk  by  the  William  D. 
Mullins  Center  or  the  Silvio  O.  Come  Polymer  Research 
Center,  stop  in.  Why  nof  I  mean,  after  all,  you  arc  a  par- 
tial owner  of  those  buildings  Bring  the  whole  family  by. 

Studcni  Aciiviiic*  Fee  This  fee  supports  under 

graduate  student  government,  various  agencies  proiiding 
sen-ices  and  activities  for  students,  and  oi-er  two  hundred 
existing  Registered  Student  Organization  (RSOsi  as  well 
as  any  new  RSOs  which  students  may  create:  $42.  It 
seems  that  even  though  there  is  the  Student  Activities 
Trust  Fund,  most  RSOs  still  have  to  fight  for  supplies  and 
equipment.  By  my  calculations,  this  fee  collects  nearly 
SSO.OOO  a  semester  Who's  in  charge  of  it  all?  It  seems  a 
little  fishy  to  me. 

Health  Fee  (Bask)  —  The  Basic  Health  fee  is  manda 
lory  for  all  students  with  the  exception  of  Kaiser 
I'ermanenie  members  who  may  ha\-e  their  health  fee  paid 
by  Kaiser  $229  W  What  this  all  means,  however,  is  that 
if  you  stop  by  University  Health  Services  ai  four  in  the 


Hometown  tragedy  gives  taste  of  reality 


Yc>u  doni  know  how  iiiu>.h  p<.i*<.i  the  punch 
packs  unless  ii  lands  upside  your  head 
My  hometown  is  pretty  small  ~  one  square 
mile,  lo  be  c«aci  Rochelle  Park  is  a  place  you  leave 
your  car  unlocked  at  night  before  vchj  go  U)  bed  To  say 
R  P  is  Kiring  is  an  undcrsiaicmcnl 

There's  not  much  to  do  in  the  summer  besides  tuiving 
ncighliorly  barbecues,  and  it  was  at  one  of  these 
shindigs  that  my  family  and  I  came  face-lo-facc  with  a 
I  raged) 

The  Wilsons  invited  my  parents  over 
for  dinner  one  Saturday  and  1  tagged 
along.  We  were  joined  by  the  Cialfos.  and 
rifhl  from  the  gel-go  !  recognized  WaytK- 
as  the  father  of  a  young  giri  namt*d  Tarah 
from  the  day  tamp  I  worked  at  in  ninth  grade.  She  had 
to  be  abcHJt  1 7  years  old  now. 

Four  days  after  the  barbecue,  Tarah  was  rcooricd 
missing  to  the  Rochelle  Park  Police  Her  mttlher  sai.l 
she  would  never  have  run  away  without  her  pes-- 
Speculation  began  to  surface  as  soon  as  flyers  wiih 
Tarah's  picture  started  to  appear  all  over  town  I 
couldn't  believe  the  odd  c»>inLiili.nic  Then  again,  it  was 
just  the  beginning. 

Tarah's  20-ye»r-old  boyfriend.  |imm\.  volunteered  lo 


Arthur 
Stapleton  Jr. 


help  the  (ialfos  search  for  their  daughur  mikc  he  was 
ihe  last  person  to  sec  her,  Fmm  the  outset,  jimmy  was 
acting  strange  and  the  police  were  suspicious.  They 
asked  him  lo  pass  a  lie  detector  test;  hours  later  he  was 
leading  them  lo  Tarah's  body. 

He  fvrought  the  cops  to  a  railroad  Iressel  in  town  and 
the  four-fiK>t  ditch  where  he  allegediv  buried  Tarah's 
body.  It  toi>k  am.)ther  day  for  the  media  to  gel  hc»ld  vrf 
the  story.  When  they  did.  Rochelle  Park  and  the 
involved  families  became  the  lead  sio 
ries  Police  said  they  fx-lieve  jimmv  and 
Tarah  were  arguing  about  something 
when  he  put  her  in  a  headlock,  ftrcaking 
her  neck  and  somehow  fracturing  her 
skull. 

This  event  wasn't  hard  to  K-heve  after  seeing  limmy: 
he  is  b-fool-5-inches  tall.  250  p«iunds  compared  lo 
Tarah's  S-fool    5  inch,  1 10  pound  frame 

County  officials  speculated  that  the  argument  was 
uvcr  Tarah's  pn^rnarKV.  which  was  neatly  hidden  from 
everyone,  including  fier  family  Tarah  was  mm-  nH>nlhs 
pregnant  and  ncione  knew  it  not  co  workers.  I,. ends 
or  even  my  parents  who  saw  her  at  the  twrbecue. 

One  week  after  the  barbecue.  Tarah  was  dead  and 
hit  family  wasn't  ibc  only  i>ne  ••ufffring  a  great  loss. 


|imm>  s  father,  an  cx-eop  in  Rochelle  Park,  now  had  lo 
deal  wiih  the  possibility  of  losing  his  son  to  prison, 
limmy  went  before  a  judge  and  pleaded  not  guilty  to 
first -degree  murdc.-.  two  days  after  leading  the  police  to 
Tarah's  hcxiy. 

Now.  the  afiermath  is  this:  the  town  is  still  reeling 
frcmi  all  that  has  transpired  People  arc  shaking  their 
heaiis  in  disbelief  —  how  can  something  like  this  hap- 
pen'' How  will  Tarah's  two  younger  sisters  and  younger 
brv>iher.  along  with  their  mother  and  father,  cope  with 
the  loss''  With  such  a  small  school  system  in  the  ar«a, 
how  can  thev  live  "normally''" 

What  aK)ut  jimmy's  family,  the  Stuarts''  How  can  his 
father  continue  his  landscaping  business  in  Rochelle 
Park  wiihenit  having  lo  field  questions  about  his  son'' 
^  This  isn't  a  soap  opera  and  these  questions  will  not  be 
answered  on  next  week's  show  For  ihcwe  who  shtx>k 
their  heads  in  disbelief  about  how  this  couW  happen  in 
such  a  peaceful  neighborhood,  I  have  a  suggestion:  stop 
turning  the  pages  sir  the  channels  on  reality. 

Tragetiv  I'lis  time  didn't  happen  ..i  Los  ,\ngeles.  Boston 
(.It  New  ^  ,  •  a:  a  icen  was  murdered  m  m.v  hometown. 

This  ha^>pens  every  day  in  America  Thais  where  we 
live.  Thai's  where  /  hve. 

Arthur  Stapleton  jr  is  a  Collegian  columnist 


morning  with  a  bone-j'rring  earache,  they  are  still  going 
to  charge  you  $10.  And  they'll  haunt  you  until  you  pay  it. 

Athletic  Fee  —  Funds  received  from  this  charge  are 
used  lo  support  comprehensive  men's  and  women's  inter- 
collegiate programs:  $101.  W.   Go  Minutemen! 

Arts  Fee  —  Funds  received  from  this  fee  are  used  to 
support  a  varied  and  comprehensive  program  of  Fine  Arts 
Council  ex'ents  for  the  cultural  enrichment  and  en/oyment 
of  the  student  body.  A  portion  of  this  fee  provides  substan- 
tial student  ticket  discounts  for  Fine  Arts  Center  eienis. 
and  partially  subsidizes  arts  e\enis  spon- 
sored by  the  student  organizations  on  cam- 
pus: 1J2.  Cultural  enrichment''  I  give  the 
University  my  hard-earned  cash  and  they 
still  got  rid  of  the  burnt  french  fry  statue  on 
the  FAC  steps.  I  want  a  refund. 

Career  Service*  Fe«  —  Funds  receix-ed  from  this  fee  are 
used  lo  support  the  computerized  job-employee  matching 
system:  $20.  I'm  thinking,  is  $20  really  worth  it  for  a 
career  in  the  burger  industry'  Admission  standards  are  »o 
low  that  kindergarten  students  (who  haven't  passed  free 
play)  are  getting  into  the  University,  but  the  career  center 
wants  money  lo  send  my  resume  lo  McDonald's.  I'll  just 
drop  it  off  myself  when  I  go  through  the  drive-thru. 

Commencement  Fee  —  Students  are  assessed  a  com- 
mencement fee  in  September  of  their  senior  year,  as  cvm- 
mencemeni  exercises  and  ex-ents  are  intended  to  be  self- 
supporting  $'i9.  Hey,  it's  a  see-through  black  nylon  cap 
and  gown  arxl  absolutely  no  say  in  the  choice  of  commetKe- 
ment  speaker,  all  for  a  k>w  bargain  price.  Now  if  wc  couW 
only  gel  free  munchics  for  the  ceremony,  we'd  be  all  set. 

Curriculum  Support  Fee  —  The  Curriculum  Support 
Fee  helps  to  offset  sex-eral  years  of  permanent  reductions 
in  slate  appropriations  funding  by  providing  financial 
resources  to  support  ihe  educational  and  general  mission 
of  the  campus,  including  both  academic  and  institutional 
support  activities  J/, 069  Lay  off,  of  course  the  adminis- 
tration needs  more  money  to  create  and  pay  for  new  posi- 
tions. Don't  you  think  we  need  a  vice  chancellor  in  charge 
of  cheese  curls  and  orange  soda? 

Fees  not  on  my  bill,  but  included  in  the  Bursar's  Notes; 

ID.  Fee  —  This  is  a  one-time  charge  for  an 
Ideniificaiion  Card.  Take  it  from  me,  I'm  on  my  founh 
ID.  and  they  charge  you  $7  for  each  new  one  I  don't 
know  where  this  "one-time"  nonsense  comes  in  At  least 
be  honest  and  say.  "This  is  the  charge  for  your  first  ID. 
Each  additionsi  one  will  cause  your  parents  to  have  to 
remortgage  their  home.' 

Recreation  Fee  —  Income  from  this  fee  is  used  to  sup 
port  intramural,  athletic,  general  recreation,  and  free  play 
activities.  Free  play  activities?  The  last  time  I  had  free 
play  was  kindergarten  and  now  I'm  in  college  and  people 
arc  being  charged  for  free  play.  They  must  not  have 
passed  that  pan  of  kindergarten  yet  When's  nap  time  and 
how  much  does  that  eosf 

Registrar's  Services  Fee  —  The  Registrar  s  Office 
charges  a  fee  to  all  nen  students  who  enter  the  University 
Undergraduate  degree  programs  This  fee  will  only  be 
charged  once,  upon  a  student's  entry  lo  the  University 
Funds  from  this  are  used  to  support  the  senice  providing 
students  with  copies  of  official  Undergraduate  transcripts 
as  requested.  By  the  way.  they  charge  you  for  official  tran- 
scripts anyway.  So  this  fee  is  paki  for  the  privilege  of  pay 
ing  for  your  transcript  later. 

Don't  forget  the  fee  for  living  in  the  dorms,  eating  at 
the  D.C.,  the  charge  for  the  phones.  . 

Tracy  Monahan  is  a  Collegian  naff  member. 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Polymer  center  funding  drive  nears  midway 


Tuesday,  September  1.1,  1994  /  I'aRe  .S 


NATHAN  MAATtN  I  (.OllLdAN 


NATHAN  MAITIN  /  COUtCIAN 


The  $56  million  Silvio  O.  Conte  National  Center  for  Polymer  Research  may  open  this  November,  housing  faculty  offices  and  student  laboratories. 


By  Trocy  Monahan 

Collegian  StaK 


A  funding  drive  to  equip  the  polymer  research 
center  is  nearly  halfway  to  completion,  according 
to  officials  in  the  development  office. 

John  W.  Raimo.  a  director  in  the  development 
office,  said  the  targeted  goal  of  $8  million  will  be 
used  to  endow  faculty  chairs,  buy  equipment  for 
the  building,  and  provide  scholarships. 

"We  consider  this  to  be  a  successful  campaign." 
Raimo  said.  "We  are  using  the  opening  of  the 
building  as  an  opportunity  to  raise  money  for 
things  departments  like  to  have." 

Raimo  said  the  development  office  has  already 
received  $3.4  million  in  cash  and  pledges  and  plans 
to  extend  the  fund-raising  drive  through  the  fall  of 
1995. 

The  building  itself  has  been  funded  through  state 
and  federal  grants  and  the  campaign  has  been 


directed  at  private  Massachusetts  corporations  that 
could  benefit  from  polymer  research. 

These  companies  have  been  slow  to  promise 
money  because  of  a  business  slowdown  in  recent 
years,  Raimo  said. 

He  also  said  $2  million  in  proposals  is  outstand- 
ing and  a  $6tX),CXK)  gift  will  soon  be  made  public. 

A  private  donation  of  $1  million  was  given  by 
the  late  Wilmer  D.  Barren,  a  class  of  1934  alum 
nus.  Barrett  earmarked  the  money  in  his  will  to  be 
used  to  establish  a  chair  in  the  polymer  science 
department. 

"That's  the  only  substantial  non-corp)orate  gilt." 
Raimo  said. 

The  actual  cost  of  an  endowed  faculty  chair  ir, 
closer  to  $2.5  million,  according  to  Raimo 

in  Massachusetts,  donations  to  the  University 
from  polymer-related  companies  include  $260.tX)0 
from  Inslron.  Inc.;  $153,000  from  Millipore,  Inc  ; 
and  $103,000  from  General  Electric  Foundation. 


Synthetic  pi.)lymers  include  nylon,  plastics,  poly- 
ester and  Plexiglas. 

Raimo  said  the  fund-raising  has  three  goals:  $3 
million  lor  research  and  new  faculty  members;  $3 
million  for  faculty  chairs,  visiting  lectureships  and 
graduate  scholarships  and  fellowships;  and  $2  mil- 
lion for  physical  plant  and  equipment  cost. 

The  fund  raising  effort  has  generated  $1.5  mil- 
lion in  cash  and  pledges  towards  research  and 
training,  lor  the  endowmcnl  chairs,  $1.6  million  of 
ihe  expected  $3  million  has  been  raised. 

Raimo  said  only  $350,000  of  the  expected  $2 
million  has  been  raised  for  the  physical  plant  and 
equipment  costs. 

The  actual  construction  of  the  building  is  nearly 
finished  and  the  center  is  expected  lo  be  opened  in 
early  November,  according  to  John  Robinson,  the 
project  manager. 

The  fund-raising  drive  will  continue  and  will  not 
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First  free  public  bus  system  celebrates  25  years 


By  Emily  Marino 

Collegian  Staff 


I  i,.r  ihc  ■>  million  people  lhi>  year 
ulu'  \sill  Like  .Kt\anlagc  ol  ihc  mt 
Mv.1.--  ol  iIh-  Ciiinccr  \'allc>  Iriiiivii 
\uilH>rii\  iP\TAt.  2t  yl.•al^  ol  expo 
iiLiKC  iiic  bi-liitui  every  bus  ride 

Thiv  year  iiuiiks  ihe  quarter  eeiilu 
lA  iinni\er'-.jr>  of  the  UniverMiy  ol 
\1,i-.saLhu^etls  Transit  Service,  the 
hr^i  ni>  Lire  public  transit  v\-ieiii  in 
liie  ;.ounlr\  In  25  years,  ihe  •-vslein 
h,!-.  e\iiKeil  Ironi  a  ihne  bus, 
uvti  route,  vludcnt-run  operation 
serving  liMy-s  dormitories  to  a  Heel 
i.l  >'J  buses  running  14  routes 
ihroupluvui  ihe  X'allcy 

"Ue  are  u  .ique  in  that  we  are 
I. pen  to  the  general  public,"  said 
Mian  lUani,  Transit  Service  manager. 
In  addition  to  two  on-campus  routes, 
ihe  transit  service  ofters  12  routes 
throughout  the  towns  of  Amherst. 
Helchertown,  Sunderland,  South 
Oecrficld.  Cranby.  Hadlcy,  South 
I  ladley  and  the  city  of  Northampton. 

Students  help  foot  bill 

Federal,  slate  and  local  funding 
contribute  to  the  $2.2  million  annual 
eiperating  costs.  The  PVTA.  the  pri- 
mary funding  source  for  the  Transit 
Service,  applies  yearly  for  grants  for 
operating  subsidies  from  the  (edcral 
Oeparlment  of  Transportation  and 
ihe  stale  Transit  Authorities. 

1  oeal  funding,  or  a  'local  share,"  is 
comprised  of  a  $15  student  fee, 
money  from  the  Student  Activities 
Trust  Fund,  and  funds  collected  via  a 
student  parking  fee. 

In  addition.  Five  Colleges 
Incorporated  funds  the  buses  operat- 
ing between  Amherst  College, 
Hampshire  College,  Mount  Holyoke 
College,  Smith  College  and  UMass, 

Additional  revenue  is  obtained 
Irom  private  businesses  that  may  pay 
in  the  neighborhood  of  $5,000  to 
have  an  advertisement  painted  on  a 
bus  in  addition  to  a  monthly  fee  of 
$2,000.  Bus  advertisement  contracts 
are  usually  for  1 2  months,  and  mem- 
orable ads  include  ones  for  Dunkin" 
lX)nuts  and  WHMP-FM. 

"We  have  a  lot  more  demands  out 
there  than  we  can  meet,"  said  Byam. 
adding  that  despite  the  funding  that 
is  received  annually.  Ihe  system  is 
"maxed-out  budget-wise." 

The  current  staff  of  approximately 
180  drivers,  mechanics,  trainers,  util- 
ity crews,  clerks  and  professional 
staffers  maintain  and  operate  the 
30-foot.  65-foot  atKl  40-fooi  buses, 
bus  lifts,  administration  and  dis- 
patching offices. 

Drivcrt  tackle  obcucic  courK 

Student  drivers  undergo  a 
two-month  training  period  to  obtain 
a  commercial  driver's  license. 


Arj  MARTIN  /    COIUCIAN 


With  39  buses  handling  20,000  people  dally,  the  Pioneer  Valley  Transit  Authority  enters  iU  25th  year  of  service. 


■"After  that  we  tell  them  to  forget 
everything  and  teach  them  how  to 
drive  a  bus,"  Byam  said. 

Adam  Jenkins,  a  student  driver  and 
senior  at  UMass,  said  that  the  train- 
ing period  is  not  difficult,  especially 
in  light  of  the  fact  that  drivers  are 
paid  for  training. 

Drivers  practice  operating  the 
buses  on  obstacle  courses  in  parking 
lots  and  are  trained  to  avoid 
"off-tracking,"  which  is  responsible 
for  almost  95  percent  of  the  bO  acci- 
dents per  average  year  involving 
PVTA  buses. 

"Off-tracking"  occurs  when  a  dri- 
ver runs  over  a  curb  with  the  back 
wheels  of  the  bus  during  a  lum  after 
successfully  turning  the  front  wheels 
10  avoid  the  curb. 

In  addition  to  learning  how  to 
maneuver  buses,  drivers  must  learn 
each  of  the  bus  routes  and  how  lo 
operate  the  wheelchair  lifts  and  open 
and  close  the  doors. 

Peak  service  hours  are  beiween  7 
and  9:30  a.m.  and  2:30  lo  6  p.m. 
During  these  limes  more  buses  are  in 
operation  than  during  the  slower 
mid-day  and  evening  periods. 

"We  feel  anybody  has  the  potential 
lo  drive  a  bus,"  said  Byam.  who  said 
that  about  100  students  are  trained 
by  the  Transit  Service  per  year. 
Drivers  must  sign  all/2  year  con- 
tract and  be  committed  to  the  job. 

"It's  a  pretty  independent  job," 
lenkins  said.  "You  just  get  on  the  bus 
and  drive  it."  He  said  that  drivers 
must  work  ten  hours  per  week 
though  there  are  always  extra  hours 
available,  and  some  drivers  put  in  up 
to  30  hours  each  week. 

Student  drivers  make  between 
$5.50  and  $7  per  hour  and  receive  a 
raise  every  semester.  Benefits  of  dri- 
ving a  PVTA  bus  include  flexible 
hours,  post-graduate  opporiunities  in 
ihe  transp«.>rtaiion  field,  and  a  social 


network  that  "makes  the  campus  less 
intimidating."  according  to  Byam. 

"They  |UM»ss  Transit  Services) 
are  very  accommodating."  said 
Jenkins,  who  has  been  driving  PVTA 
buses  for  almost  five  semesters. 
Jenkins  noted  that  there  is  a  social 
scene  shared  by  drivers  and  added 
that  job  enjoyment  is  not  contingent 
upon  social  involvement. 

Byam.  who  started  his  career  at  the 
UMa.ss  Transit  Seivicc  20  years  ago  as 
a  student  driver,  said  that  from  the 
beginning  the  service  was  a  "nice, 
close-knit  place  to  be,"  With  a  bus 
fleet  consisting  of  three  1963  to  1966 
school  buses  and  two  1956  transit 
coaches,  the  student-run  organization 
was  a  place  where  "everyone  knew 
each  other."  according  to  Byam. 

First  free  system  in  U.S. 

In  the  early  1970s,  the  transit  sys- 
tem expanded  and  included  several 
used  transit  buses  from  the  city  of 
New  York  which  recorded  over  a  mil- 
lion miles  each.  The  first  new  vehicle 
purchased  by  the  Transit  Service,  a 
30-foot  mini-bus  bought  in  1972 
and  fondly  referred  to  as  "Old  '47," 
is  still  in  service. 

In  1973.  Ihe  Transit  Service  won 
an  Urban  Mass  Transportation 
Administration  (UMTA)  refcarch 
and  demonstration  grant  from  the 
U.S.  Department  of  Transportation. 
The  grant  was  allocated  to  study  the 
impact  on  traffic  and  commuter 
habits  if  a  free  bus  service  weic 
offered  while  parking  restrictions 
were  enforced  on  campus. 

Engineering  professors  William 
Goss  and  Paul  Shuldincr  wrote  the 
grant  application,  which  eventually 
netted  ten  new  buses  handling  eight 
routes  and  service  to  1 2.000  riders. 

UMass  Transit  contracted  with  the 
newly-formed  PVTA  in  1976  lo 
become  the  first  no-fare  public  tran- 


sit system  in  the  country.  Two  years 
later,  they  worked  with  student 
groups  to  establish  h  five-year  fund- 
ing plan  using  local  funds  collected  to 
match  operating  subsidies  from  the 
PVTA's  state  and  federal  operating 
grants. 

In  1979  the  transit  service  pur- 
chased 26  new  35-foot  buses  and  a 
32.000-square-foot  maintenance  and 
storage  facility.  One  year  later  the 
service  picked  up  three  bus  routes  in 
Amherst. 

Service  to  the  Five  College  commu- 
nity began  in  1982.  opening  bus 
routes  in  four  additional  communities 
in  the  northern  Pioneer  Valley.  Since 
then,  the  service  has  run  seven  days  a 
week  on  14  routes,  transporting 
20,000  people  daily.  A  full  bus  holds 
approximately  80  people. 

One  major  benefit  of  the  bus  sys- 
tem, Byam  said,  is  that  it  "gets  a  heck 
of  a  lot  of  cars  off  the  road." 

Byam  also  said  that  the  public 
transportation  alleviates  parking 
problems,  provides  mobility  for  those 
without  cars  and  is  a  significant  envi- 
ronmental help  regarding  traffic  con- 
gestion and  the  release  of  harmful 
hydrocarbons  emitted  by  cars  which 
pollute  the  environment. 

The  transit  system  is  currently 
working  to  educate  local  senior  citi- 
zens about  services  offered  which 
may  offer  them  more  mobility  and 
the  opportunity  to  become  more 
involved  in  the  community. 

The  UMass  Transit  fleet  is  65  per- 
cent handicapped  accessible  and  has 
a  schedule  adherence  record  of  98 
percent. 

Buses  operate  Monday  through 
Thursday  from  5:30  a.m.  lo  I  a.m., 
Friday  and  Saturday  from  5:30  a.m. 
to  3  a.m..  and  Sunday  from  8  a.m.  to 
midnight.  Schedules  are  available  in 
the  UMass  Campus  Center  and  on 
PVTA  buses. 


New  semester  J  new  year 
for  L7M  Jewish  students 


By  J«xob  W.  Michaels 

Collegion  Staff 


For  Jewish  students,  it  is  not 
just  the  semester  that  is  beginning 
but  the  new  year.  Less  than  a 
week  ago,  jews  celebrated  Rosh 
Hashanah,  the  beginning  of  the 
year  5755. 

Rosh  Hashanah,  which 
occurred  six  days  before  the  start 
of  the  school  year,  is  followed  by 
another  major  holiday.  Yom 
Kippur,  the  Day  of  Atonement, 
begins  at  sundown  on  Wednesday 
and  continues  through  Thursday. 
Halacha,  Jewish  Law,  tells  jews  to 
fast  on  Yom  Kippur  to  remind 
them  of  their  sins. 

There  are  many  options  for 
Jewish  students  at  the  University 
of  Massachusetts  at  Amherst. 
Hillcl  House,  Chabad  House  and 
the  Jewish  Community  of  Amherst 
(|CA)  all  have  planned  various 
events  for  the  return  of  students 
and  for  the  High  Holidays. 

University  policy,  in  accordance 
with  Chapter  I51C  of  the 
Massachusetts  General  Laws, 
states  that  "any  student  who  is 
unable  to  participate  in  any  exam- 
ination, study  or  work  require- 
ment because  of  religious  obser- 
vance is  to  be  provided  with  an 
opportunity  to  make  up  the  said 
examination,  study  or  work 
requirement." 

Students  should  notify  profes- 
sors as  soon  as  possible  if  they 
will  be  missing  classes.  According 
to  Kyle  Hoffman,,  assistant  to  the 
deputy  provost,  students  who 
have  any  difficulties  should  report 
them  to  department  chairs. 

Chabad  House  will  be  holding 
Kol  Nidrei  evening  services  at 
6:45  p.m.  at  the  start  of  Yom 
Kippur.  Services  will  be  held  the 
following  day  at  10  a.m.  and  then 
at  5:45  p.m.  After  the  evening  ser- 
vices, a  free  "break  the  fast"  meal 
will  be  served. 

Chabad  will  also  hold  their 
first  Shabat  service  on  Friday  at 
7  p.m..  and  Saturday  services 
will  take  place  at  10  a.m.  Both 
services  will  be  followed  by 


meals.  The  services  are  free  but 
optional  donations  are  accepted, 
according  to  Rabbi  Chaim 
Adelman. 

Hillel  House  also  has  planned 
activities  for  the  start  of  the 
semester.  There  will  be  an  infor- 
mal get-together  for  new  students 
Sept.  18.  Hillel's  officers  and 
committee  chairs  will  be  present 
to  meet  new  students  and  discuss 
upcoming  events. 

According  to  Hillel  President 
Nurit  Ben-Harav.  the  meeting  is 
an  'opportunity  to  get  involved 
with  Hillel.  see  what  Hillel  has  to 
offer,  and  to  buy  activity  cards." 
Card  holders  will  get  discounts 
for  many  Hillel  events,  and  cards 
cost  $10  for  the  year. 

Hillel  will  also  be  holding  ser- 
vices for  Yom  Kippur.  There  will 
be  a  "Pre- Yom  Kippur  meal"  at 
Hillel  House  on  Wednesday  at  5 
p.m.  followed  by  Kol  Nidrei  ser- 
vices in  the  Student  Union 
Ballroom  at  7  p.m.  The  meal  costs 
$6.50  or  $2  for  card  holders.  The 
serices  are  free. 

Services  on  Thursday  will  be 
held  in  the  Student  Union 
Ballroom  at  10  a.m.  and  will  con- 
tinue throughout  the  day  with 
readings  and  discussion  of  the 
Book  of  lonah,  T'shuvah  exercis- 
es, and  closing  services  at  5:30 
p.m. 

After  services  there  will  be  a 
break-the-fast  meal.  The  meal  is 
free  for  those  on  the  University 
meal  plan  and  costs  $5.25  for 
those  who  are  not  on  the  plan. 
Sign-up  for  the  meal  is  in  the 
Hillel  House  Office,  and  all  inter- 
ested must  sign  up  by  today  at 
noon. 

|CA  will  hold  Yom  Kippur  ser- 
vices for  its  members  on 
Thursday;  non-members  are  wel- 
come later  that  evening,  from 
5:30  p.m.  to  7:50  p.m.  Students 
interested  in  a  membership  can 
call  ludy  Glaser  at  255-9607  for 
information. 

|CA  will  also  hold  Shabat  ser- 
vices every  week  at  8  p.m.  Fridays 
and  10  a.m.  Saturdays.  These  ser- 
vices are  open  to  'he  public. 


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semester: 

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During  last  May's  Textbook  Buyback, 
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drawings,  The  winners  of  these  $100 
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"new"  books  (with  a  list  price  of 
$10.00  or  over)  by  5%. 

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selection  of  used  t)ooks, 

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you  old  books? 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  CX>l.l  KCilAN 


Tuesday,  September  13,  1994  /  Page  9 


Campus  pond  beautification  project  scheduled 


By  Kelly  Spang 

Collegian  Stalf 


Armed  with  rubber  boots  and 
rakes,  members  of  the  campus  and 
local  communities  will  be  drudging 
through  the  mud  of  the  campus  pond 
and  its  outer  banks  tu  'bcaulify"  the 
area. 

The  clean-up.  which  will  take 
place  Sept.  27  and  38,  will  be  what 
organizers  hope  is  one  in  a  series  of 
clcan-up  events  to  enhiince  the  cam- 
pus community. 

"We  hope  to  build  more  pride  into 
the  campus  so  it  looks  nice  and  peo- 
ple feel  good  about  it."  said 
University  spokesman  Danny  Chun. 

For  two  days,  volunteers  will  be 
needed  to  clean  the  bottom  of  the 
pond  and  the  walkways  around  the 
pond.  They  will  also  be  asked  to 
prune  the  plant  life  at  the  edges  of 
the  pond. 

Physical  Plan  Director  Peter 
Wozniak  said  volunteers  will  also  be 
needed  to  rebuild  the  eroded  edges  of 
the  pond,  hand-shoveling  silt  from 
the  bottom  of  the  pond  up  to  the 
sides  of  the  pond.  He  said  the  end  of 
the  pond  near  the  Fine  Arts  Center 
will  require  the  most  work. 

Project  begun  by  wife  of  chancellor 

Karen  Drumm,  assistant  director 
of  alumni  relations,  said  at  least  I  lU 
volunteers  will  be  needed  each  day 
IU  successfully  complete  the 
clean-up.  She  said  the  project  is 
dependent  on  members  of  the  cam- 
pus and  the  local  community  volun- 
teering their  time. 

"We  arc  inviting  the  campus  and 
the  community  to  chip  in,"  she  said. 

Kathleen  Scott,  wife  of  Chancellor 
David  K.  Scott,  was  the  originator  of 
the  larger  idea  of  an  overall  campus 
clean-  up.  Scott  said  the  Campus 
Beautification  Committee  was 
formed  by  working  with  the  Alumni 
Relations  Office  and  Mike  Morris, 
president  of  the  Alumni  Association, 
a  non-  profit,  independent  program 
for  University  alumni. 

The  committee  consists  of  stu- 
dents, faculty  and  staff,  and  has 
drawn  interest  from  the  athletic 
department.  Scott  said  University  of 
Massachusetts  football  Coach  Mike 
Hodges  and  men's  basketball  Coach 
John  Calipari  expressed  an  interest  in 
the  program. 

"I  am  personally  impressed  this 


idea  struck  across  a  great  range 
throughout  the  campus."  she  said. 

Pond  originally  a  brook 

The  campus  pund  clean-up  is  what 
Scott  hopes  to  be  the  K-ginning  of 
many  other  similar  projects  u.ider 
consideration  by  the  Campus 
lieautlfication  Cununittee. 

Scoti  said  the  campus  pond  wa^ 
chosen  as  the  first  tusk  because  it  is 
ihe  focal  point  of  campus. 

"Let's  start  with  the  core  of  cam- 
pus and  see  where  wc  can  go  from 
there."  she  said. 

The  campus  pond  actually  began 
not  as  a  pond  but  as  a  brook.  Then  in 
1892.  two  students  dammed  the 
brook,  which  ran  through  a  cow  pas- 
lure  beiween  North  College  and  what 
is  ihe  present  site  of  the  Morrill 
Science  Center.  About  two  years 
after  the  creation  of  the  campus 
pond,  native  trees,  shrubs  and  herbs 
were  planted. 

Since  the  pond  was  created, 
Drumm  said  there  has  been  a 
buildup  of  silt.  She  said  the 
September  clean-up  is  one  of  a 
two-part  plan  lo  improve  the  quality 
of  the  pond.  Phase  one,  the  cleaning, 
is  the  necessary  step  to  get  the  pond 
ready  for  phase  two,  according  to 
Drumm. 

Phase  two,  she  said,  will  involve 
dredging  the  pond  within  the  next 
year  to  reduce  the  sill  build-up  that 
has  accumulated  over  the  past  102 
years. 

"This  will  help  the  pond  in  its  over- 
all survival."  she  said. 

Waler  will  be  drained  from  the 
pond  about  two  days  before  the 
clean-up  begins.  Wozniak  said,  so 
ihai  people  who  go  into  the  pond 
during  the  project  will  not  sink  into 
the  mud. 

Water  quality  lo  improve 

Wozniak  said  there  is  an  under- 
ground pipe  at  the  north  end  of  the 
campus  nearest  Lincoln  Campus 
Center  thai  will  drain  the  water  into 
a  brook  at  the  far  end  of  campus  near 
the  athletic  fields. 

The  water  level  will  be  lowered 
about  three  feet,  leaving  enough 
water  for  the  wildlife  in  the  pond. 
The  water  will  be  refilled  by  a  brook 
that  runs  under  the  Fine  Arts  Center, 
Wozniak  said.  Bringing  in  the  water 
from  the  brook,  he  said,  will  improve 
the  quality  of  water  presently  in  the 


Grcduate  science  program 
recognized  in  VS.  News 


A  two-day,  intensive  clean-up  of  the 
this  month  as  part  of  a  long  term  effort 

pond. 

The  Physical  Plant  will  supervise 
the  work,  positioning  workers  and 
providing  the  necessary  equipment, 
according  lo  Wozniak. 

In  addition,  it  will  provide  free 
T-shirts  and  refreshments  to  the  vol- 
unteers. 

Drumm  is  hoping  groups  interest- 
ed in  community  service  will  become 
involved  with  the  clean-up.  She  said 


NATHAN  MAHTIN  '  C'HCECIAN 

campus  pond  is  scheduled  for  later 
to  improve  the  quality  of  the  pond. 

she  would  like  the  Greek  organiza- 
tions to  become  involved  as  well  as 
residential  halls. 

The  clcan-up  is  lo  run  from  3  p.m. 
to  b  p.m.  so  it  doesn't  cut  into  the 
work  day.  Drumm  said  this  was 
designed  to  allow  workers  on  campus 
to  become  involved  as  well. 

Anyone  interested  in  volunteering 
should  contact  the  Alumni  Relations 
Office  to  sign  up. 


Ky  Heolhef  Jt»r'  -m 

O.ilegion  "^Ajn 

The  Jniv.rsity  of  Massachusetts 

<•  h.jic  science  program  was 
1  •  .(ly  elected  as  the  "18th  best 
.1  .ation,"  by  U.S.  News  & 
,'t .  rl<]  Report  magazine  in  its 
■•i'94  ranking  of  colleges  and  uni- 
■  ers.ties. 

fvccognized  for  its  outstanding 
r  search  programs.  UMass  ranked 
i8th  in  a  four-way  tie  with 
Harvard,  Columbia,  and  Rice 
Universities. 

"We're  pleased  to  be  up  in  these 
ranks,"  said  David  Siemple,  the 
newly  appointed  director  of  the 
computer  science  program. 

A  five-point  scale  was  used  in 
a  survey  by  chairs  of  computer  sci- 
ence departments  across  the  coun- 
try to  determine  the  ranking  of  the 
programs. 

UMass  scored  a  point  average 
of  5.6,  with  4  as  "strong"  and  J  as 
"good." 

Massachusetts  Institute  of 
Technology  tied  for  first  place 
with  Carnegie  Mellon  University 
with  a  4.9  point  average. 

Also  ranked  18th  nationally  by 
U.S.  News  in  18th  place  last 
October  was  the  undergraduate 
computer  science  program  at 
UMass. 

Currently  there  are  180  doctor- 
al students  and  170  undergraduate 
majors  in  the  UMass  computer 
science  program. 

Stressed  in  both  graduate  and 
undergraduate  programs  is  an 
intense  devotion  to  a  combined 
infrastructure  of  educational  and 
research  computing. 

"Education  and  research  arc 
essential  lo  one  another,"  said 
Stcmple. 

Siemple  said  one  third  of  under- 
graduate majors  in  the  computer 


science  program  are  involved  in 
research  studies. 

As  the  University  continues  to 
gain  national  recognition  for  its 
research  programs,  funding 
remains  strong  from  private  indus- 
tries and  the  govemrnenl. 

At  the  present  time,  the  pro- 
gram has  over  $45  million  in 
active  grants  and  contracts  with  a 
yearly  research  budget  of  approxi- 
mately $10  million. 

Siemple  stressed  the  variability 
in  funding  distribution  throughout 
the  different  departments  of  the 
program. 

"Some  groups  are  seeing  fluctu- 
ations of  financial  funding  that 
make  it  uncomfortable,"  Stemple 
said.  "We  have  to  work  to  keep 
things  steadier.' 

Since  the  start  of  the  computer 
science  program  in  1964,  staffing 
has  grown  from  13  faculty  mem- 
bers to  the  present  number  of  over 
50  administrative  and  technical 
members  in  areas  such  as  robot- 
ics, artificial  intelligence  and  dis- 
tributive systems. 

Stemple  said  there  has  been  a 
major  shift  toward  research  pro- 
grams involving  environmental 
and  health  issues  over  the  past  few 
years. 

With  a  growing  faculty  and 
steady  student  population,  plans 
for  completion  of  a  new  Computer 
Science  Research  and 

Development  Center  are  in  mind 
for  the  fall  of  1996. 

"The  department  is  growing, 
the  staff  is  overflowing,*  said 
Stcmple. 

Stcmple  said  the  center  will  be 
highly  valuable  in  bringing  faculty 
and  students  together  in  a  more 
spacious  environment. 

The  CSRDC  will  house  all 
departments  of  the  computer  sci- 
ence program. 


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Nursing  program  awarded  $lm  grant 

$350,000  to  he  distributed  over  each  of  next  three  years 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLF.G IAN 


By  Geri  Sahn 

Collegian  Staff 


Mwr  .,  k.„j,  |,j:hi  lui  ns  i,npk„,cnidliuM.  the  SJu^il  ul 
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luiur  iti  Uur.cMcr  ami  ihc  School  ui  Nursina  al  ihc 
\nihcrsl  campus. 

In  a  press  release.  Mclanic  Orchcr.  dean  ul  ihe  School 
ul  Nursing;.  s.„J  Ihe  j.,.uu  svas  vual  lu  pellinj;  ihe  prui;ram 

■  n.i-  IS  a  u-r>  prestigious  and  hiphK  cunipetili.e  gram 
SVC  «uukl  base  been  struggling  to  gel  the  program 
unJcrwas  uiihuui  ihis  e\iru  funding."  Dreher  said 

The  prograii)  will  receive  $350,000  annually  for  three 
>ears.  The  mones  will  be  used  to  pay  for  renovations 
equipment,  personnel  and  consullalion. 

I>eher  said  Ihe  monev  proves  "thai  the  federal  gov- 
crnmeni  acknowledges  both  the  need  for  the  doctoral 
program  and  the  quality  of  our  faculty  at  a  great  univer- 
sity. " 

The  tvquest  lor  the  program  y^as  originally  denied  in 
November  1905  by  the  Higher  Education  Coordination 
Council.  IIKX  fell  .here  were  several  problems  that 
needed  lu  be  inuied  liui. 

In  response  to  ihe  rejection.  Dreher  resigned  from  her 
position  as  dean  in  the  department.  She  said  the 
Universiiy  made  a  commitment  to  her  to  start  a  doctoral 
program  and  that  they  didn't  follow  through  with  iheir 
promise, 

rhe  request  lor  the  program  yvas  finally  approved  by 
HhCt  last  March.  Once  the  program  was  ratified,  Dreher 
relumed  to  her  position  at  the  University. 

In  the  first  two  years,  students  will  be  studying 
lull-lmie  in  classes  on  boih  campuses  through  leleeonfcr- 
cnee  capabilities.  Students  will  begin  their  disscrlalion 


Financial  aid  office  reorganizes  to  improve  efficiency 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Tuesday,  September  l.i,  1994  /  Page  11 


By  Ben  Geman 

Collegian  Staff 

f-inancial  Aid  Services  reorganized 
ils  operations  over  the  summer  in  an 
effort  to  improve  the  efficiency  of 
student  loan  dispersal. 

Last  semester,  many  students 
received  their  loans  later  than  antici- 
pated. By  the  semesiers  end,  approx- 
imately 100  students  had  not  yet 
received  loans  promised  by  the 
Universiiy. 

"Last  year  was  the  year  from  hell 
for  student  loans."  said  Director  of 
Financial  Aid  Burt  Batty.  "We've 
worked  closely  with  (state  loan  guar- 
antor! American  Student  Assistance 
to  make  sure  the  delivery  of  loan 
funds  is  going  to  happen  on  a  timely 
basis." 

Some  staff  members  were  trans- 
ferred from  the  Student  Employment 
office  to  Financial  Aid  Services  as  a 
result  of  the  re-organization.  In  addi- 
tion, the  division  of  labor  al  the 
financial  aid  office  became  more  spe- 
cialized with  the  loan  counseling  and 
loan  processing  staffs  operating  inde- 
pendently of  one  another. 
The  office  also  assigned  a  staff 


member  to  serve  as  a  "counselor  on 
call"  to  provide  inimcxliale  assistance 
to  students  having  problems  filing 
their  applications  or  unclear  about 
what  form  of  financial  assistance  to 
pursue. 

"It  has  worked  great  for  us.  We're 
utilizing  our  staff  in  a  much  better 
way,"  said  Michelle  Mattie,  associate 
director  of  financial  aid.  '*l  hope  stu- 
dents notice  Ihe  difference  right 
away.  We've  gotten  some  good  feed- 
back over  the  summer." 

The  Financial  Aid  office  will  dis- 
perse $65.4  million  in  aid  this  year. 
Most  of  the  money  —  about  $40  mil- 
lion —  will  come  in  the  form  of  fed- 
eral Stafford  loans  available  to  any 
students  enrolled  in  degree  programs. 
The  available  loan  size  varies 
depending  on  grade  level:  first-year 
students  may  borrow  up  to  $2,625 
per  academic  year  while  graduate  stu- 
dents are  eligible  for  Stafford  loans  of 
up  to  $8,500  per  academic  year. 

The  rest  of  the  available  aid  comes 
in  the  form  of  Perkins  loans.  Pell 
grants  and  a  series  of  other  small 
grant  programs  available  through 
Financial  Aid  Services. 
The  move  to  increase  efficiency  at 


COUdltSir  iCMOOl  Of  NUHSINC 


the  financial  aid  office  comes  at  an 
opportune  time,  with  the  office 
receiving  a  20  percent  increase  in  the 
number  of  loan  applicants  over  last 
year. 

Batty'^said  he  expcxts  approximate- 
ly I  5.000  students  to  receive  some 
form  of  financial  aid  this  year,  a 
1300-student  increase  over  last  year 
Part  of  the  increase  can  be  attributed 
to  a  $1  million  increase  in 
need-based  grants  available  directly 
from  the  Universiiy  this  year,  bring- 
mg  Ihe  available  grants  total  to  $8  5 
million. 

The  office  has  received  about 
2,000  appeals  to  date  from  students 
either  rejected  for  financial  aid  or  in 
need  of  more  aid  than  provided.  One 
thousand  appeals  are  still  pending, 
but  Batty  cautions  students  with 
pending  appeals  to  be  braced  for 
rejection. 

"We're  trying  to  notify  students  as 
quickly  as  possible,  but  it  doesn't 
look  promising  that  we'll  be  provid- 
ing any  more  financial  aid  beyond 
Stafford  loans  and  Pell  grants,"  he 
said.  "We  really  don't  have  the 
money  to  lake  care  of  more  than  a 
handful  of  people,"  said  Bally. 


Melanie  Dreher 


reseaa-h  during  their  third  year. 

Students  will  also  be  able  to  use  resources  from  both 
campuses.  A  collaborative  committee  will  make  all  deci- 
sions in  the  program. 

The  research  areas  lo  be  studied  in  the  program 
include,  mental  health,  community  health,  primary  health 
nursing,  gerontology,  child  health  nursing,  critical  care 
nursing  and  nursing  management. 


New  training  makes  for  smoother  move-in  day 


Come  sail  away 


By  Jessica  Toverno 

Collegian  Staff 


Although  the  campus  has  been 
inevitably  plagued  with  jam-packed 
elevators  and  congested  parking  lols 
for  the  past  two  days,  the  Universiiy 
of  Massachusetts  planned  ahead  to 
make  the  migration  of  students  into 
Ihc  residence  halls  go  as  smoothly  as 
possible. 

An  intensified  resident  assistant 
training  program  was  put  together,  in 
pan,  to  belter  prepare  RAs  for  the 
arrival  of  their  residents. 

Also,  more  staff  was  brought  in  for 
Ihe  move-in  period,  according  to 
lerry  Quarles.  assistant  director  of 
Housing  Services. 

The  new  RA  training  program  is 
dramatically  different  from  last  year's 


training,  he  said.  Last  year.  RAs 
underwent  a  week  of  training  prior  to 
move-in  day  and  a  semester-long 
course. 

However,  this  year  RAs  were 
trained  for  two  weeks  so  they  would 
be  equipped  wiih  more  information 
to  offer  to  students  immediately, 
rather  leaving  students  to  learn 
things  gradually  over  the  semester, 
said  Linda  Keith,  as.sisiant  director  of 
stalf  development. 

"We'd  been  receiving  feedback 
from  many  RAs  thai  there  had  been 
feelings  of  isolation  and  alienation." 
Quaries  said.  "We  worked  on  team 
building  during  the  training  and  tried 
to  encourage  more  togetherness  and 
teamwork  on  the  job." 

In  promoting  teamwork,  more 
'team  members"  were  brought  in. 


Quarles  said.  A  group  of  volunteers 
he  referred  to  as  'move-in  leaders' 
look  on  some  of  the  RA  duties 
including  traffic  directing  and  hall 
rcgisiration. 

"I  was  very  relieved  thai  we  had  all 
of  the  move-in  leaders  and  security 
people,"  sophomore  psychology 
major  and  RA  Emmie  Green  said.  "I 
don't  know  how  we  could've  been 
everywhere  at  once." 

Emphasis  was  put  on  RA  availabil- 
ity during  the  move-in  process  and 
an  attempt  was  made  lo  work  out  all 
Ihe  kinks  before  problems  arose. 

'We  made  sure  that  the  halls  were 
ready  by  eariy  arrival  time  this  year, 
so  that  the  RAs  wouldn't  be  as  tired 
and  could  be  more  helpful  lo  the  stu- 
dents." Keith  said. 


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Coach  Calipari  goes  into  his  closet 

New  downtown  shop  to  feature  Minuteman  athletic  apparel 


CHDISTOrHIII  lACUM  /  CCXIICMN 

Coach  Cal's  Closet,  featuring  the  full  line  of  UMass  sportswear,  opened  Saturday  on  North  Pleasant  Street. 


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Collegian  Staff 


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|uhn  Calipari  is  hoping  ihc 
University  of  Massachusetts  will  have 
as  much  success  in  the  fashion  world 
as  his  Minutenien  have  had  in  the 
world  of  basketball. 

Calipari,  head  coach  of  the 
Massachusetts  men's  basketball  team, 
has  given  his  name  to  a  store  in 
downtown  Amherst  —  Coach  Cal's 
Closet,  located  in  the  basem'int  of 
Cafe  DiCarlo  at  71  North  Pleasant  St. 

The  store  will  be  managed  by 
MassTee's.  a  company  which  will 
hire  the  staff  and  order  the  merchan- 
dise to  be  sold.  Brian  Gorman, 
administrative  assistant  for  the 
UMass  basketball  team  and  presi- 
dent/creator of  MassTee's,  ■*n\\  over- 
see day-to-day  management  of 
Coach  Cal's  Closet,  according  to 
Calipari. 

"I In  the  past),  you  would  go  into 
the  mall  in  this  area  and  see  n 
UConn  shirts,  hats,  Boston  College, 
Notre  Dame,  Michigan,*  Gorman 
said.  'In  ihc  last  two  yearn,  we've 
been  a  top  I  5  program  and  there 
would  be  one  lousy  UMass  shin 


'We  figured  to  capitalize  on  the 
popularity  of  the  program  right  now 
and  make  a  nice  store  that  sells  nice, 
quality  stuff." 

Ellen  Calipari,  wife  of  |ohn 
Calipari,  is  the  chairperson  of  JVC 
Corp.,  which  owns  Coach  Cal's 
Closet  and  contracted  MassTee's. 

Calipari  said  that  aside  from  the 
name  of  the  store,  he  isn't  a  part  of 
Coach  Cal's  Closet. 

"Obviously,  I'm  a  basketball  coach, 
so  I  don't  have  the  lime  to  do  this," 
Calipari  said.  "My  wife  is  doing  the 
overseeing  of  this  stuff,  so  I'm  not 
really  involved  in  it  other  than  my 
name." 

Calipari  may  also  broadcast  his 
half-hour  television  show  airing 
Sunday  nights  on  WWLP-22 
Springfield  from  Coach  Cal's  Closet 
during  Ihe  basketball  season. 

The  store  will  carry  Champion  and 
Nike  merchandise  featuring  the 
UMass  logo.  Gorman  said  the  store 
will  not  focus  just  on  men's  basket- 
ball but  on  as  many  UMass  spurts  as 
possible,  depending  on  the  season. 

The  idea  for  the  siofi-  grew  out  of 
an  agrccifieni  Calipari  made  with 
Champion  in  which  the  clothing  man 


ufacturer  would  create  a  line  of 
sportswear  bearing  the  University 
logo,  according  to  Calipari. 

"Champion  approached  us  aboul 
doing  our  uniforms.  One  of  the 
things  I  told  them  was  if  they  would 
do  a  line  of  clothes  that  could  be  sold 
nationally,  then  I  would  let  them  do 
our  uniforms,"  said  Calipari. 

"I  just  fell  that  it  would  be  impor- 
tant fur  the  University  and  lo  the  ath- 
letic department  that  wc  do  some- 
thing |to  enhance  our  image).  We 
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Film  •  Music  •  Tlieatre  •  Lifestyles  •  Boolcs  •  Art 


The  Massachusetts  Daily  Collegian 


ARTS  &  lIViG 


Tuesday,  September  13,  1994 


Back  to  School  •  Special  Edition  Fall  '94 


Editors'  own  hits  and  misses 


From  the  Like  We  ICnow  Department  comes  a  coUecilon 
of  'Collegian  Summer  Hits  &  Misses"  —  an  Informal  polling 
of  our  Illustrious  editors  and  writers  and  their  highs  and 
lows,  likes  and  dislikes  of  the  past  season.  So  sit  back  and 
live  vicariously  through  our  memories.  Or,  you  can  just 
snicker. 

•  Darienne  Hoaley,  editor  In  chief 

Hit:  The  lawn  at  Tanglewood  on  a  clear  night  with  wine, 
music,  a  candle  and  a  friend.  All  you  need. 

Miss:  The  Lion  King.  The  only  mildly  amusing  moment 
was  Nlla's  little  "take  me  now"  look  In  the  meadow. 

•  Arthur  Stapleton  Jr.,  managing  editor 

Hit:  Speed  and  Sandra  Bullock;  It  Could  Happen  to  You 
and  Bridget  Fonda  and  Ocean  City,  Md. 

Miss:  Face-to-Face  concert  with  Billy  Joel  and  Elton 
John  —  that's  |ust  It.  I  missed  it. 


•  Jon  Lupo,  arts  A  IMng  editor 

Hit:  John  Mellencamp  and  Toad  the  Wet  Sprocket  In  con- 
cert; discovering  the  simple  genius  of  Beavls  and  Butthead; 
Dennis  Cooper's  bizzarro  novel  Try. 

Miss:  Summer  movies;  Gumpslsm;  whiny  Cory  and 
annoying  Puck  on  "The  Real  World;"  Woodstock  '94;  Co-ed 
Naked  T-shirts  (sUll). 

•  Matt  Audette,  arti  A  living  utodate  editor 

Hit:  The  book  Generation  fccA,  Funny,  funny,  stuff  all 
about  how  ridiculous  we  all  are. 

Miss:  The  Steely  Dan  concert  at  Great  Woods.  Now  1 
know  why  they  haven't  toured  In  20  years.  Zzzzz. 

•  Tara  MK  Connelly,  arts  &  living  associate  editor 

Hit:    Harvard  Square  at  night  —  the  place  has  tons  of 

Turn  to  HITS  &  MISSES,  page  9 


ummer  Review 


'&LaCK  -HOL£  SlMAe^ 


By  Atatt  Audette 

Collesian  Staff 


Ahh,  summer.  'Tls  the  season  for  lazy  days  In  the 
sun,  free  from  the  restraints  of  school  and  music. 
Music?  Yes,  It  is  that  time  of  year  where  slick  record 
companies  executives  and  concert  promoters  eagerly 
rub  their  hands  together  as  Images  of  "hot"  record 
releases,  and  the  even  more  lucrative  "hot"  summer 
tour  dance  In  their  heads.  The  kids  are  out  of  school 
and  by  golly  they  are  ready  to  rock! 

So  what  magic  did  summer  '94  grace  us  with? 
Well,  at  face  value,  much  of  what  one  comes  to 
expect.  Slinky  hip-  hop,  a  couple  of  standard  'sum- 
mer anthems,"  and  plenty  of  rockers  from  yester- 
year. 

Sound  familiar?  Of  course  It  does.  But  stop  and 
take  a  closer  look  and  you  will  see  a  dramatic  culml 
nation  of  events  that  Inevitably  will  make  this  sum- 
mer one  of  the  more  interesting  ones  of  past  musical 
memory. 

It  seems  as  If  every  summer  the  most  common 
word  heard  In  the  music  world  Is  "reunion"  as  rock 
n'  roll  dinosaurs  from  all  comers  of  the  globe  sud 
denly  gasp  a  raspy  breath  and  emerge  from  the  dead. 
And  indeed  this  summer  was  at  no  loss  for  big 
names.  Such  rock  legends  as  the  Rolling  Stones,  The 
Eagles  and  Pink  Floyd  dusted  off  their  instruments 
and  trudged  out  on  the  open  road  with  plenty  of 
hype,  fanfare  and  outrageous  ticket  prices.  And  why 
not?  Baby  boomers  who  experienced  the  phenome- 
non the  first  time  around  get  to  receive  a  heavy  dose 
of  nostalgia  while  those  youngsters  who  unluckily 


LOLLAPALOfERl 

Forget  Woodstock  -  here's  a 
look  at  the  summer  concert 


Rap  artists  Dr.  Dre  and  Snoop  Dosgy  Dog 


Henry  Rollrns 

missed  it  the  first  time  around  get  their  moment  in 
the  sun.  Everybody  wins,  as  long  as  the  sight  of  Mick 
Jagger  (now  in  his  early  SOs)  strutting  around  in  tight 


(OMnamADmiuiAitfit^n^  imhh 


pants,  singing  about  how  "if  you  sUrt  him  up,  he'll 
never  stop"  doesn't  strike  you  as  silly. 

Unlike  past  summers,  this  year  the  old  fogeys  had 
to  watch  their  backs  as  summer  '94  strangely 
became  the  year  the  kids  moved  In.  Yes,  It  was  the 
summer  that  punk  rock  finally,  almost  I S  years  after 
Its  earliest  incarnation  squeezed  its  menacing  self 
Into  the  mainstream  and  onto 
MTV. 

Critics  could  only  watch  In  awe 

a  one-time  underground  darlings 

such  as  Green  Day,  the  Offspring 

and  the  Rollins  Band  (this  year's 

recipient  of  "least  likely  to  have  a 

hit"  award)  all  rose  from  the  depths 

to  become  the  poster  children  for 

today's  slightly  cynical  generation. 

Why  would  kids  want  to  listen  to 

the  tepid  glam  sounds  of  Poison 

when  Soundgarden  really  rawkedl 

Sure  the  sense  of  danger  associated 

with  such  pioneer  punks  as  the  Sex 

Pistols  and  the  Ramones  has  long 

since  diminished,  but  still  this 

mini-  punk  coup  really  couldn't 

have  come  at  a  more  appropriate 

time  as  we  head  deeper  into  the  dls 

lUusioned  Nineties. 

In  a  way,  this  past  summer  turned 

out  to  be  the  final  step  in  a  growing 

musical  trend  that  began  with  the 

first  strummed  chords  of  "Smells  Uke  Teen  Spirit." 

But  as  with  any  revolution,  there  comes  a  price. 

What  was  once  a  way  of  life  for  some  people  quickly 


became  a 

fashion  statement  for  others.  The  apex  of  this 
occurred  when  Suburu  decided  to  air  its  now  Infa 
mous  "this  car.  .  .  Is  like  punk  rock"  ad.  Geez,  what 
were  they  thinking! 

Even  the  summer's  most  exciting  tour, 
Lollapalooza  '94  (with  It's  stellar  line-up  featuring 
such  top-notch  bands  as  the  Breeders,  Beasile  Boys, 
and  Smashing  Pumpkins),  had  a  faint  air  of  commer 
clalism  penetrating  Its  strictly  "alternative"  attitude. 
(A  quick  T-shirt  count  showed  that  there  were  just 
about  as  many  co-ed  naked  T-shirts  as  there  were 
for  Superchunk  and  Sonic  Youth.)  As  sad  as  it  may 
seem,  folks,  it  is  true.  Alternative  rock  Is  about  as 
dangerous  as  Barry  Maniiow  these  days. 

So  if  yesterday's  underground  heroes  have  trans 
formed  into  today's  rock  gods  ~  whatever  happened 
10  that  myth  of  danger  and  rebellion  that  has  come  lo 
cUuiry  rock  since  lu  origins  In  the  l9S0s?  Well, 
never  fear.  The  ever-expanding  genre  of  hip-hop 
has  filled  rock's  dusty  old  shoes  quite  nicely,  and  if 
this  past  summer  is  any  indication  of  Its  popularity,  it 
shows  no  signs  of  waning  This  proves  true  the  tired 
old  theory  that  If  parents  hate  It  and  society  frowns 
upon  It,  kids  will  love  it. 

So  thanks  to  such  mega-artlsts  as  Dr.  Dre  and  Ice 
Cube,  who  paved  the  way  last  summer,  such  aspiring 
new  rappers  as  Warren  G.,  Coollo  and  Snoop  Doggy 
Dogg  took  It  to  the  next  level  this  time  around  with 
their  slinky,  mellow,  but  at  times  harrowing  depic 
tions  of  street  life.  And  while  gangster  rap  has  been 
kicking  and  screaming  up  the  charts  regardless  of 
what  time  of  year.  It  does  always  seem  to  provide  an 
appr  nriate  soundtrack  lo  those  hoi  summer 

Turn  to  MACK  HOU  SUMUMER  page  9 


T«*K  m  COIMtU'COUIUOM 

A  view  of  Blarney  Castle,  one  of  Iretand's  rr>ost  well-  kno^vn  ottractKxis 
and  brealhtaking  views 

Postcards  front  the 
British  Isles 


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By  MichMi  MacLcan 

Collcalan  Staff 

Did  you  have  the  urge  to  spend  a 
large  amount  of  money,  hear  a  lot 
of  music  and  spend  time  with  thou- 
sands of  sweaty  people  that  you 
didn't  even  know  this  summer? 

I  did,  and  it  didn't  involve 
Woodstock. 

I'm  talking  about  the  Rhode 
Island  version  of  Lollapalooza.  The 
brainchild  of  Perry  Farrell,  former 
frontman  of  Jane's  Addiction  and 
present  leader  of  Porno  for  Pyros,  it 
Is  the  most  prominent  benchmark 
of  youth  culture  In  the  '90s. 

Once  a  festival  that  swam  against 
the  tide  of  the  outside  world, 
Lollapalooza  has  succumbed  to  the 
tumultuous  currents  of  propaganda 
and  media  to  become  a  mainstream 
event. 

As  the  second  tour  kicked  off  In 
the  summer  of  1992,  the  country 
experienced  what  one  could  call 
"the  year  that  post-  punk  broke." 


However  this,  year  saw  probably 
the  most  diverse  crowd  ever  listen 
Ing  to.  In  my  opinion,  the  most 
broad  collections  of  styles  assem- 
bled in  the  festival's  four  years. 
From  the  thunderous  bass  of 
George  Clinton  to  the  raging, 
swirling  beat  of  the  Boredoms, 
there  was  something  for  everyone. 

And  although  long  lines  kept  me 
away  from  the  attractions  in  the 
midfleld,  I'm  happy  to  see  it  back 
after  a  year's  hiatus.  Last  year  I  got 
a  little  tired  of  the  hemp  booths 
that  seemed  to  be  the  sole  theme 
displayed  in  the  village. 

As  In  years  before,  the  second 
stage  acts  and  the  enormous  buzz 
surrounding  the  arrival  of  Luscious 
Jackson  made  it  necessary  for  me  to 
reserve  my  spot  near  the  stage  an 
hour  ahead  of  time.  Like  Rage 
Against  the  Machine  the  year 
before.  Luscious  Jackson  was  a  rela- 
tively unknown  band  with  only  one 


Turn  to  LOUAPAIOOZA.  page  7 


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Kim  Deal,  Josephine  W^ggs,  Kelly  Deal  and  Jim  MacPherson  make  up  Tfic 
Breeders,  one  of  the  many  bands  who  graced  the  stages  at  lollap8kx«a  94 


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Coac5ian  staff 


■y  Tara  MK  Connelly 

Co«c^an  Staff 

At  what  age  were  you  when  you 
first  begin  dreading  family  vaca 
tlons?  For  me,  it  was  probably 
around  13  when  I  had  braces  and 
felt  like  eveiywhere  I  kmked  some 
one  seemed  to  be  staring  at  me. 
And  notiiing  was  more  humiliating 
then  those  countless  group  photos. 
Invariably  your  mom  gets  some 
attractive  member  of  the  opposite 
sex  to  take  a  "quick"  snapshot  of  a 
mortified  you  and  family  resplen 
dent  in  Goofy  hats  complete  with 
droopy  ears  and  buck  teeth. 

Having  left  my  teen-age  years 
(and  braces)  behind,  I  thought  I 
had  bid  a  fond  adieu  to  three-hour 
car  rides  whose  sole  purpose  was 
to  view  the  foliage.  (I  found  that 
ironic  considering  our  house  was 
surrounded  by  trees.)  However,  my 
mom  had  a  different  Idea  when  she 
announced  that  this  summer  the 
Itaiily  was  uking  a  trip  and  not  just 
any  trip,  but  a  whole  month's  holl 


day   to   Ireland,   England   and 
Scotland. 

Although  this  was  a  once  in  a 
lifetime  chance  to  go  abroad,  I  was 
a  bit  apprehensive.  The  last  big 
family  trip  was  to  Bermuda  when 
my  brother  and  I  just  graduated 
from  high  school.  We  envisioned 
nights  of  club-hopping  and 
party-going.  My  mom's  fear  of 
crime  (in  Bermuda?!)  put  a  damper 
on  those  plans.  It  wasn't  until  I  got 
my  first  view  of  Ireland  from  the 
airplane  window  that  I  realized  that 
this  vacation  was  going  to  be  differ- 
ent, i  read  somewhere  that  Ireland 
was  created  when  a  piece  of  heav 
en  broke  off  and  fell  Into  the  sea. 
From  that  tiny  plot  of  paradise  a 
land  of  mythical  beauty  grew  forth. 
It  was  named  Eire  He  after  the 
angeU  that  protected  It. 

That  image  stayed  in  my  head  tt 
I  passed  over  miles  upon  miles  of 
the  greenest  looking  grass  dotted 
with  yellow  gorse,  graxing  livestock 

Turn  to  MHDSH  ISUS,  page  S 


What  a  difference  a  year  makes.  Last  summer  was 
a  virtual  bonanza  of  must-see  films,  eKh  new  title 
cramming  the  multiplex  and  filling  the  hungry  cof 
fers  of  Holtywood. 

From  the  early  summer 
raptor  chomp  of  yur<S5/r  mm^^^^mtm^^m 
Park  to  The  Fugttlyti  right 
on  the  last  days  of  August, 
the  multiplexes  were  over 
flowing  with  entertainment. 
Heck,  even  the  art-houses 
were  crowded  with  films 
like  Much  Ado  About 
Nothing  and  Like  Water  For 
Chocolate  wooing  fllmgoen 
and  cinephlles  alike. 

Once  again,  what  a  differ  ^^^^^^^^^^h 
ence  a  year  makes. 

Instead  of  trying  to  live  the  mediocre  nightmare  of 
this  summer's  marquee  of  lame  films,  here's  a  look  at 
three  of  this  past  season's  biggest  —  though  not  ail 
certalnhr  best  —  movies. 


"Wh-j  docs  everyone  iovc 
["orreil  Gump^  Maybe  ii'$ 
because  far  nxany  people  an 
].Q.  oj  75  is  sorrxethirxg  lo 
strive  for.  Stu|>uf  is  as  stupui 
does,  iruiced  " 


Fofi'est  Gotnp 

Whenever  anyone  asked  me  why  I  didn't  like 
Forrest  Gump,  they  say  it  with  the  same  aghast, 
how-could-you  glare  of  shock  usually  reserved  for 
stealing  from  the  coilec 


'■•••fwoiBHrrncujBs 
Mofasa  and  Co  from  Oisneys  The  LKxt  Kir^^ 


tloTi  plate. 

But  It's  true:  I  didn't  like  Forrest  Gump,  and  It's 
only  partly  because  everyone  else  and  their  mother 
liked  it.  I  found  Gump  both  pretentious  and  shallow, 
an  overly  glib  history  lesson  too  reliant  on  slick  mekv 
drama  and  special  effects  to  fill  in  both  narrative  gaps 
and  shoddy  character  development . 

The  flim  doesn't  start  out 
that  way.  For  lu  first  third, 
Gump  has  a  sweet,  sticky 
and  sentimental  charm. 
Hanks  Is  cute  (If  one  note) 
and  Sally  Field  Is  wonderful. 
But  when  the  film  goes  to 
Vietnam,  Gump  turns 
overzealous.  It  isn't  enough 
for  director  Robert 
Zemeckis  {Death  Becomes 
Her)  to  portray  Gump  run 
^^^^^^^^^_  ning  like  the  wind  through 
30  years  of  tumultuous 
American  history,  but  Gump  (and  the  film)  end  up 
vanquishing  history  along  the  way. 

in  Gump's  world  (of  which  he  is  the  center  of) 
cynicism  is  a  no-no,  and  so  it  also  seems  Is  acting  on 
your  own  volition.  For  all  of  Gump's  running,  he 
never  realty  goes  anywhere;  It's  an  eternal  reaction 
shot  to  Jenny's  "run  like  the  wind"  command.  Gump 
listens  to  his  mama,  his  girl,  his  commanding  officer, 
etc.,  without  questioning  anything. 

It's  this  l9S0s  notion  of  'just  do  what  you  re  told" 
that  struck  me  as  narrow-minded.  For  it's  Jenny  and 
his  commanding  officer  (played  by  Gary  Sinlse)  who 
are  punished  for  doing  anything. 

Poor  Jenny  manages  to  be  embroiled  in  every 
Mclai  ill  of  the  last  30  years  —  from  child  abuse  to 
drugs  to  wife-  beating.  Her  experimentation,  her 
defiance  of  authority  and  her  cynicism  are  punished, 
culminating  in  her  death  from  AIDS.  If  only  she  had 
listened  to  Gump  to  begin  with. 

However,  as  Gump  po*nU  out,  people  who  did 
things  (right  and  wrong)  in  the  not-so-wonder  years 
get  their  due  (George  Wallace,  the  Kennedys.  John 
Lennun,  Reagan).  Meanwhile  Gump  sits  above  it  all, 
nurturing  his  Inner/outer  chik)  in  a  blissful  state  of 
Ipiorance. 
And  flnatty,  it's  more  than  the  movie  that  irked 


_ii\jS 


Tom  Hanks,  seen  here  m  h«  Oscar  wtnning  perfor- 
mance from  Philadelphia,  starred  as  this  summer  s 
favorite  dumb  giry  m  forresf  Gomp 
me.  I'm  sUIl  trying  to  figure  out  America's  faKlna 
tlon     with     this,     well.     Idiot.     From     a 
l-800-LUV-GUMP  hotline  (an  operator  answers 
"Gump  Happens"  and  will  be  happy  to  sell  you  T- 
shlrts  and  caps)  to  the  runaway  success  of 
Gumpslsms,  a  collection  of  Inane  little  sayings  pass 
Ing  for  wisdom,  there's  something  off  about  the  Infla 
tlon  of  this  manlpulaUve  weepy  to  the  status  of  Epic 
For  Our  Times.  Coupled  with  that  is  the  simultane 
ous  reduction  of  It  to  a  marketing  stunt.  Forrest 
Gump  Is  now  a  trademark,  don't  you  know. 

As  for  viewing  Gump  as  a  hero,  well.  It's  one  thing 
to  be  kind  and  morally  upright  in  a  world  hill  of  faith 
lessness  (see  Harrison  Ford's  true-blue  Jack  Ryan  In 
Clear  and  Present  Danger),  but  Its  another  to  just 
not  know  the  difference.  Gump's  dumb-luck  polite 
ness  is  being  miKonsirued  as  heroism  by  a  movit 
going  public  —  and  film  makers  —  too  U:y  to  see 

Turn  to  SUMMER  FIUA,  page  I 


Poge  2  /  Tuesday,  September  13.  1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


What  did  Clinton  do  on  bis  summer  vacation?  Lots, 

First  Family  tal<es  in  the 
Manila's  Vineyard  scene 


ByRonFoumicr 

Associated  Press 


EDGARTOWN  —  He  golfed;  boy  did 
he  golf.  He  ate  out  and  played  the  sax 
ophone  and  sang  with  a  rock  band  and 
read  and  shopped  and  boated  and  bicy 
ded  and  squeezed  in  a  few  hours  of 
work.  What  did  President  CUnton  get 
out  of  all  this  vacation  activity? 

Rest  and  re  evaluation. 

"He  had  time  to  spend  with  his  fam 
IJy.  Relax.  Slow  down,"  White  House 
press  secretary  Dee  Dee  Myers  said 
Tuesday.  "He  found  It  helpful  to  leave 
the  workaday  world  of  Washington 
and  get  away  in  order  to  rest  and  gain 
some  perspective." 

A  12day  vacaUon  on  chic  Martha's 
Vineyard  was  scheduled  to  end 
Wednesday  for  the  president  and  first 
lady  Hillary  Rodham  Clinton.  Their 
teen-age  daughter,  Chelsea,  left  with  a 
girl  friend  a  few  days  early  to  get  ready 
for  school. 

The  president  came  to  this  island 
retreat  frustrated  and  drained  by  a 
summer  of  discontent.  Whitewater 
hearings  further  eroded  his  administra- 
tion's credibility  and  the  fight  for  a 
crime  blU  Imperiled  health  care  reform. 

When  he  stepped  off  the  Air  Force 
plane  Into  a  cool,  ocean  breeze  and  an 
adoring  crowd  of  tourists  and  islanc* 
residents,  Clinton's  first  order  of  busi 
nets  was  clear:  Relax. 

He  jumped  head  flrst  into  the  vaca 
tton.  He  rose  early  the  first  day  to  play 


golf,  then  Jogged  and  spent  the 
evening  at  a  dinner  party.  It  set  a  pat 
tern  of  dawn-through-dark  fun  with 
family  and  rich-or-famous  friends. 

He  golfed  seven  of  the  first  1 1  days, 
trying  without  success  to  break  80. 
Washington  lobbyist  Vernon  Jordan 
was  part  of  his  foursome  each  time. 
Mrs.  Clinton  joined  him  once,  for  a 
cold,  rainy  Labor  Day  round.  Chelsea 
and  the  first  lady  played  miniature  golf 
with  Clinton  one  night. 

He  jogged  at  least  three  times  out 
side  the  25-acre  esute  the  family  bor 
rowed  for  the  trip. 

He  ate  out,  either  at  a  resuurant  or 
private  residence,  at  least  six  of  the 
first  1 1  days.  That  does  not  include  the 
party  he  threw  for  the  press,  highlight- 
ed by  his  saxophone  jam  session  and 
off-key  duets  with  singer  Carly  Simon. 

Mrs.  Clinton  stayed  out  of  the  pub- 
lic eye  much  of  the  time,  although  she 
did  bicycle  and  shop  with  the  family. 
Chelsea  rode  a  horse  and  sailed  on  the 
estate,  quietly  slipping  out  for  dinner 
with  her  friend. 

Clinton  attended  church  twice  and 
went  to  a  Rosh  Hashana  service. 
Afterward,  he  had  dinner  in  a  trendy 
French  restaurant  with  celebrity 
'^wyer  Alan  Dershowitz. 

"He  kept  saying.  Great  day. 
Wonderful  day.  Great  vacation,'" 
Dershowitz  said. 

But  it  wasn't  all  play  for  the  presi- 
dent. He  also  took  time  to  think  about 
the  mistakes  of  the  past  year  and  look 


Ai!.OCl».IlD  P«EOS 

President  Bill  Clinton 

forward  to  the  year  ahead  in  what 
Myers  called  "a  process  of  evaluating 
himself." 

The  process  worked  in  1993.  He  left 
Martha's  Vineyard  energized  last  year, 
more  confident  of  passing  the  trade  bill 
between  Mexico,  Canada  and  the 
United  States.  It  was  approved  a  few 
weeks  later.  Clinton's  first  post  vacation 
speeches  last  year  were  laced  with  ref- 
erences to  community  values  and  the 
role  of  religion  in  public  life,  and  b's 
first  public  appearance  last  fail  wjs  a 
prayer  breakfast  with  religious  leaders. 

Look  for  the  same  theme  this  year. 
His  first  post-vacation  appearance  will 
be  a  meeting  with  religious  leaders 
Thursday  morning.  He  will  address 


ASVXl^tlO  HESS 

First  Lady  Hillary  Rodham  Clinton 

community  values  in  a  speech  to  a 
Baptist  group  Friday  in  New  Orieans. 

"Presidents  work  long  and  hard,  but 
mostly  they  never  get  the  presidency 
out  of  their  mind,"  said  Mariin 
Fitzwater,  spokesman  for  presidents 
Reagan  and  Bush.  "Vacations  are 
important  to  clear  their  mind." 

Clinton  didn't  entirely  get  work  off 
his  mind.  He  welcomed  Ireland's 
deputy  prime  minister  to  his  retreat 
and  discussed  a  cease-fire  in  Northern 
Ireland.  His  days  began  with  a  bnefing 
from  his  national  security  team  on  the 
latest  refugee  tallies  in  Cuba  and 
preparations  for  war  in  Haiti. 

But  the  point  Is,  he  got  away  for  a 
while.  For  a  few  precious  days,  he  was 


Socks,  the  First  Cat 

like  the  rest  of  America:  unwinding 
and  on  vacation,  away  from  the  cam 
eras  and  controversy.  He  was  another 
sorry  soul  knifing  golf  balls  into  the 
woods  and  forking  up  a  few  too  many 
calories. 

He'll  return  to  work  soon  enough. 
And,  with  him,  will  come  the  same  old 
woes  and  foes. 

"If  a  guy  who  screws  nuts  and  bolts 
on  car  parts  needs  a  couple,  three 
weeks  a  year  for  vacation,  how  much 
more  does  the  president  need?  I  would 
think  more,"  said  Lyn  Nofzinger, 
Reagan's  political  director. 

With  a  cynical  laugh,  he  added,  "As 
a  matter  of  fact,  I  wish  he'd  take  the 
next  two  years  off." 


"One  day  I  decid- 
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and  my  cor,  and  in 
iHe  spirit  of  Walden 
Woods  &  Don 
Henley,  I  would 
walk  everywhere 
from  now  on. 

I  als(j  decided  that 
ifie  best  woy  to  get 
rid  of  ihem  and 
moke  a  wfioJe  lot  of 
cosh  itfiat  I 
wouldn't  donate 
any  of  to  a  wortfiy 
environmental 
cause)  was  to 
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Collegian 
Classifieds. 

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car,  but  v/hen  I 
kx>ked  lo  see  my 
classified  in  the 
paper  I  sow  a  real- 
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Jump  in!  Valle;^ 
events  spaik  ' 
first  week  fever 


By  Emily  Marino 

Collesian  Staff 


While  returning  students  stock 
up  on  pencils  and  Scotch  upe,  local 
venues  are  gearing  up  for  an  excit- 
ing new  season  of  arts  and  enter- 
tainment. 

If  you  are  new  to  the  Pioneer 
Valley,  the  entertainment  scene 
here  includes  an  array  of  some  of 
the  best  gigs,  most  compelling 
exhibits,  and  diverse  displays  of  tal- 
ent in  Western  Massachusetts.  If 
you  have  experienced  Valley  enter- 
tainment before,  you  are  likely 
curious  about 
upcoming 
events  to  avoid 
those 
back-to-school 
blues. 

The  follow- 
ing is  a  selec- 
tion of  the  best 
concerts, 
exhibits  and 
shows  happen- 
ing this  week 
In  the  area.  Try 
to  check  out 
some  of  these 
events  in 
between 
unpacking  milk 
crates  and  tack 
ing  up  posters 
You  will  cer 
talnly  get  your 
money's  worth. 

Sept.  13:  If 
you  are  a  danc- 
ing fool  with 
nowhere  to 
boogie,  you'll  want  to  head  down 
to  the  Iron  Horse  Music  Hall  In 
Northampton.  Best  known  as  the 
local  home  to  Intimate  shows  fea 
turlng  blues,  folk  and  jazz,  the 
iron  Horse  is  hosting  a  Rhythm  & 
Blues  Dance  Party  tonight  that 
kicks  off  at  7  p.m.  with  a  dance 
lesson. 

For  the  more  experienced  twin 
kle  toes,  the  dance  floor  heats  up  at 
8  p.m.  and  sizzles  until  1 1  p.m. 
Tickets  are  $S  at  the  door,  and 
more  Information  can  be  obtained 
by  calling  S84-06 10. 

Sept.  14:  Home-grown  talent 
is  the  main  Ingredient  In  the 
"Foundations  Exhibit"  on  display 
in  the  Herter  Art  Gallery  on  the 


From  con- 
certs to  films, 
dances  to  art 
exhibits, 
clubs  to  TV, 
there's  plenty 
to  keep  you 
busy  before 
classes  get 
tough. 


UMass  campus.  The  exhibit  fea 
tures  the  first-year  work  of  the 
UMass  class  of  1997  with  the  pur- 
pose of  presenting  an  overview  of 
subject  matter.  Ideas  and  materi- 
als explored  during  first-year 
drawing,  design  and  sculpture 
classes. 

Incoming  art  majors  are 
encouraged  to  head  down  and 
check  out  this  display  between 
the  hours  of  1 1  a.m.  and  4  p.m., 
Monday  through  Thursday.  The 
exhibit  ends  Sept.  19,  so  don't 
hesitate. 
Sept  1 5:  The  Iron  Horse  does  it 
again,  this  time 
by  playing  host 
to  rocker 
Monte  Warden 
with  special 
guest  Joe 
K  e  e  n  a  n  . 
Warden's  most 
recent  fame 
comes  from 
having  opened 
up  for  Jimmie 
Dale  Gllmore 
last  April,  and 
his  show 

promises  jam- 
min'  rockablli- 
ty.  Keenan  will 
play  with  vio- 
linist Larry 
Packard,  whose 
list  of  former 
gigs  is  topped 
by  The  Band. 
The  show 
starts  at  7  p.m. 
and  for  a  mere 
$6.50,  you 
could  be  there  to  experience  it  for 
yourself.  Call  584-0610  for  more 
information. 

foT  those  of  you  who  don't  want 
to  leave  the  comfort  of  your  own 
dorm  or  living  room,  don't  miss  the 
"1994  MTV  Viewers'  Choice 
Music  Video  Awards."  The  fun 
begins  at  8  p.m.,  so  check  It  out. 

Sept.  16:  Stand-up  comedian 
Janet  Chassman  wMl  perform  i 
side-splitting  comedy  show  In  the 
Hatch  in  the  UMass  Student  Union 
at  8  p.m.  Sponsored  by  the  UMass 
Program  for  Gay,  Lesbian  and 
Bisexual  Concerns,  the  "bureaucrat 
by  day  and  Goddess  of  Laughter  by 

Turn  to  COMING  EVENTS,  page  7 


15  tips,  tiHies^vers 
etnd  other  shortcuts 
for  new  stv4«(ents 


■yMkhMlMacUan 

Co<ie3lan  Staff 


Ah,  September  at  UMass  —  route  9 
traffic  (and  detours),  lugging  your  stuff 
up  to  your  room,  add/drop  problems 
and  dealing  with  Whitleu...er,  I  mean 
Whitmore. 

For  the  upperclassmen  all  of  this  old 
fat  and  we've  learned  how  to  deal 
with  it  one  hand  tied  behind  our 
backs.  But  for  the  freshmen. ..er,  I 
mean  first-year  student,  this  can  be  a 
fast-paced,  exciting  and  often  times 
frustrating  first  few  days. 

Most  first-time  students  have  prob^ 
ably  heard  all  the  usual  tips;  things 
like  quarters  are  worth  their  weight  in 
gold  and  that  the  two  words  D.C.  and 
food  are  sometimes  contradictory. 
There  are  other  things,  however,  that 
don't  reveal  themselves  until  one 
learns  how  this  unlvenity  works. 

Mastering  the  Textbook  Annex  —  If 
you  love  long  lines,  the  annex  It  for 
you.  Here's  a  few  tips  to  make  your 
trip  a  relatively  safe  and  sane  one. 

1.  Credit  cards  can  be  great  — 
except  here  —  for  the  tone  reason  that 
several  cash  registers  share  one  phone 
line,  so  the  lines  are  long  and  slow. 
Even  after  t>elng  rung  up,  you  often 


have  to  wait  a  while  for  an  open 
phone  line  to  check  your  number.  A 
personal  check  or  cash  and  you're  usu 
ally  out  before  you  can  say  "I  can't 
believe  that  book  was  40  bucks." 

2.  The  texthook  annex  is  right  next 
door  to  Mercury,  so  dress  like  It's  July, 
because  a  hip  Rannel  shirt  is  going  to 
suck  every  drop  of  liquid  out  of  your 
body  before  you're  even  five  people 
away  from  the  register. 

3.  Don't  bring  anything  that  you 
don't  want  crushed  because  they  make 
you  dump  all  your  bags  at  the  door.  By 
the  time  you  get  out,  your  stuff  is  usu 
ally  at  the  bottom. 

4.  Don't  buy  used  books  unless  you 
are  1 00%  sure  that  it  is  the  book  being 
used.  I'm  not  sure  who,  but  someeone 
thinks  that  change  is  good  so  a  lot  of 
books  don't  hang  around  for  too  long. 

And  for  some  other  survival  tips: 

5.  Have  a  sset  of  headphones,  espe 
dally  for  those  who  have  a  roommate. 
If  you  love  Nine  Inch  Nails  and  your 
roommate  It  an  avid  Village  People 
fan,  I'm  sure  the  usefulness  Is  already 
J>ecomlng  clear. 

6.  Earplugs.  These  things  can  save 
your  life,  especially  if  Its  the  night 
before  a  test  and  yzour  halimates  insist 

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The  calm  before  the  rtomi  at  &m  Tcrtxx*  Annex 


100  movies.  Four  months.  This 
Fall,  Hollywood  seems 
to  be  saying... 


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By  Jon  lajpo 

Co)  lesian  Staff 


That's  right,  over  100  movies  are  set  to  be  released  this  fall. 
And  though  many  will  be  pushed  aherd  to  spring,  the  autumn 
end  approaching  holiday  season  is  expected  to  be  a  sure-fire 
antidote  for  the  summer  movie  doldrums,  as  well  as  prime  time 
for  Oscar  handicapping.  Here's  a  look  at  a  dozen  of  this  season's 
most  anticipated  releases. . . 


Anthony  Hopkins,  Mattfiew  Broderick  and  Rrirt^^JTrT"'**'"^""*^"'^' 


Mary  Sheley*s  Frankenstein       Interview  with  the  Vampire 


Francis  Ford  Coppola,  who  directed  last  year's 
so-so  adaptation  of  Bram  Stoker's  DracuU, 
exec-produced  this  big  budget  take  on  Shelley  s 
classic  novel.  Raging  bull  Robert  DeNiro  plays  the 
Creature  and  Branagh  stars  as  its  creator.  Dr. 
Victor  Frankenstein,  while  Helena  Bonham  Carter 
portrays  the  good  doctor's  adopted  sister  and  later 
lover.  Also  surring  is  Aldan  Quinn  and,  in  a  rare 
serious  tole,  Monty  Python's  John  Cleese. 

In  keeping  with  the  spirit  of  the  original  novel, 
DeNiro's  Creature  is  a  being  of  intelligence  and 
sensiUvity,  and  not  the  monosyUabic  stooge  of  the 
Boris  KarlofT  1 930$  Frankenstein. 

Although  this  Frankenstein  faces  stiff  compeU- 
tion  from  Interview  With  the  Vampire,  expect  a 
bold,  suspensehil  and  romanUc  shocker. 


JZ^f  '"  '**'  '*"*  adapUUon  of  Anne  Rice's 
serpenUne  novel  of  undead  obsession,  Tom  Cruise 
looks  the  part  of  the  hypnotic  vampire  Le«ar 
brooding,  passionate,  seductive.  .  .  and  then  he 
opens  his  mouth. 

An^  *"k'  ""^^^  "•*  '""«f  ^«  i"«  kidding 
Anyway,  here's  what  the  film  has  ^0/,^  fo    I?' 

big-time  stud  quotient.  Brad  Pitt  plays  Louis 
Lesut's  fledging  and  intended  com  pardon  Antonio 
?'?""  ^''^"'""Iphta]  is  Armand,  a  dTshing 

^.Tr^^Jf"'  *"*'  *"'""  ^"'^  fo'  cont^l  of  Louis 
and  Christian  Slater  cc^surs  as  the  naive  S 
viewer  who  geu  an  earful. 


courtsvOANW«mjfi"n  i^ftmrums 


Kenneth  Branash  cjirects  and  stars  as  the  doctor  wtxj  creates  life  and  tfien  trasedy  m  Mary  Shelley  s 
Frankenstein 


Pulp  Fiction 


Or  Look  Who's  Starring  Now.  John  Travolta 
makes  his  comeback  (sans  talking  babies  and  dogs) 
in  Ouentln  Tarantino's  long-awaited  follow-up  to 
Reservoir  Dogs.  A  trilogy  of  drugs,  guns  and  cops 
(sometimes  all  together).  Fiction  scored  the  top 
prize  at  Cannes  this  year  and  the  buzz  on  this  one 
just  starts  there.  „  .    ,   ,, 

With  a  cast  that  includes  Harvey  Keliel,  Uma 
Thurman,  Christopher  Walken  and  Samuel  L. 
Jackson  and  a  TaranUno  script  fuU  of  profanity  and 
graphic  violence,  you'd  think  thai  would  be 
enough.  But  amid  the  Hying  bulleis  and  the 
cussing.  It's  also  supposed  to  be  funny  —  which 
may  prove  that  Fiction  is  stranger  than  truth  after 


Ed  Wood 


beat  film?  Quelle  surprise.'  For  a  tllghi  chaneT 
EOward  Sclssorh^nds  director  Tim  Burton  eelK  the 

Wood  made  a  number  of  Khiocky.  no-budwr 
Outer  Space  and  Glen  or  GlenOa?  became  cultX 

n^IlT"  ^l!"*^.*^  ^"^  -  and  not  Ue-ln  action 
S.^^^d-.'Xir  re"*^'  no.-.oc«e„.. 


BtJets  Over  Broadway 

Regardless  of  (or  maybe  In  spite  ofl  ih. 
2-year-old  controvert   Woodv'i  i;.....  .    . '      ' 

Whirling  patchqull,  oTwiTd^Uc^elJ?  "?  * 
««  IWOs  Big^pp,,  thel' K^n?,!*:   'S*; 
few  goodfellas  thrown  In)  The  Impres!  ve  caT  L 
ure,  John  Cusack.  Dianne  WiesT  W  l?.l/„ 
Jeimlfer  Tilly  and  Ma/y-Loulse  Parker      '^  ' 


New  Nightmare 

Normally,  in  any  une  worid.  the  seventh  install 
ment  of  a  stale  horror  franchise  would  not  exactly 
be  notable.  However,  this  chapter  of  the  Freddy 
Krueger  frighlfest  does  have  some  notable  twisu 

Director  Wet  Craven  returns  to  the  helm  (he 
helmed  the  scary  original)  and  brings  with  him  a 
freaky,  Intrigulngly  postmodern  premise:  Freddy 
Krueger  is  trai  and  now  that  he  'died"  In  part  six, 
he't  been  unshackled  from  the  domain  of  the  films. 
Still  with  me?  Okay,  to  now  Freddy  Is  stalking  the 
messengers  actress  Heather  Unkenkamp  (who 
played  the  heroine  In  parts  one  and  three),  Ktor 
Robert  Englund  (Freddys  creator)  and  Craven  him 
teU.  Sounds  like  a  nightmare  to  me  —  let's  just 
hope  It's  intentional. 


Woody  Aliens  latest  film  is  flu/lets  (Mi  Brosc^vsy, 
a  comedy  featunng  John  Cusak  and  Dianne  W«t 

Star  Trek:  GeneratkMis 

r,^f?°".        .'  '°  **•  ""^  '*^«'"'''  S'*'-  Trek  fUck- 

forTfl^M.':'  "^""^  ""^  ^*"'"  T-  "^  ""-'■ 

^<ol^H  ""••  "*"""  N°-  2:  Most  of  their 

respective  crews  team  up  (through  some  kooky  cos 

No  3  W,I^Th?"'r;'^  ""  -'v^^-^ason 
No^  3^  William  Shatner  did  not  direct  this  one 

Although  both  Spock  and  McCoy  declined  to 

,uT?LL"  "!!'  ""■"  '"*"»^^  ""X"*"'  '"  pop  cul 

"N^.fT"  "'T'*'"'"  """'  "^  •"""  ^ast  of  t^e 

Next  Generauon-  does  appear,  ostensibly  to  set 

up  a  new  franchise. 

If  nothing  more,  expect  thii  Trek  to  Anally  settle 

«~cket  may  up  the  tcaJe.  to  Jean  Luc's  fl^'?  "" 


Quiz  Show 

Nowadays,  when  game  show  hottest  Diane 
Parkinson  sues  Bob  Bwker  tor  lexual  harrassment 
it's  lust  minor  news,  sensaUonaUst  fodder  for  the 
tabloids.  But  back  In  1958,  America  was  thocked 
when  It  found  out  that  a  popular  game  show  had 
tricked  them  by  feeding  the  answers  to  a  Wg-  win 
ning  contestant.  Actor-director  Robert  Redford  hM 
mined  the  event  as  a  seed  for  todays  rampant  cynl^ 
cism  and  skepticism  —  the  beginning  of  the  end  d 
Americas  Innocence.  SchlmUers  List  co-star  Ralph 
Finnei  portnyt  the  colUborating  contestant,  John 
Tulturro  is  the  conspiracy's  whistle  blower  and 
-Northern  Exposure"  sur  Rob  Morrow  portrays  the 
chief  Investigator.  The  upKale.  classy  must-see 
movie  of  the  tall,  sure  to  answer  to  plenty  of  Otcar 
nominations. 


fom  Cfiiise  stars  m  <ntervww  »W)  ffr  wll^'"'' 


Also  coming  soon^ 


couTB*  am^  "CUBS 
Meryl  Streep  battles  the  ragmg  rapK*  and  a  dev»- 
ous  psycho  in  the  acttorMhnller  The  »v«r  WM 


Robert  Allman  dort  lo  the  lashHin  world  what  he  did 
lo  Hollywood  in  Thr  Playrr  in  PrH  m  forUr.  i  Mli\n 
that's  Tilled  with  start  from  Julia  Rotwrtt  lo  Sophia 
Lnren.  .  .  Jodie  Foaler  ptayi  an  uncivili/ed  woman  who 
lives  in  the  fofett  and  tpeak*  hrr  owrn  language  in  NeU. 
which  alto  CO-  stars  Liam  Nreson  and  Natasha 
Richardson 

Meryl  Streep  Ukcs  on  the  raging  Montana  raptdt  »s 
well  as  a  psycho  piayrd  by  Kevin  Baton  in  Tht  ftiver 
WiU.  Arnold  Schwar/eneg^r  playt  the  first  man  lo 
gel  pregnant  in  Jmmior  Danny  fWito  is  Ah  noW  « 
gynecologist  and  Fjnma  TNimpvm  is  along  for  the  ndr 
.  Kevin  Costner  portrays  a  Vif  mam  ve:  trying  lo  adjust 
lo  hit  hoHM  and  kids  in  Tht  ^ar  bli;ah  Wood  co  siar>. 


Jean  Clatidc  Van  Damme  met  lo  caich  iime-tnpping 
villain  Ron  Silber  in  TimrCop  .  Sharon  Slont  and 
Sylvester  Stallone  iMttlc  homhs  and  a  devious  James 
Woods  in  Th*  SpteimUM  Tommy  Lee  Jones  it  Ty 
Cokb  in  Ron  Shellonv  (Whilr  Urn  Can'l  Jump) 
wartft  and  all  portrait  of  the  legendary  basehall  player. 

Susan  SaratHlon  and  Winona  Ryder  rrvive  the  riat- 
SIC  Unit  Women.  c»-iiarring  Christian  Bale  and 
Gabriel  Byrne. 

Michael  Douglas  accuses  Demi  Moorr  of  seseai 
harassment  in  Barry  Levinson't  Diselotnri.  .  . 
Mitrry'i  Kalhy  Bales  returns  to  Stephen  King  temlory 
in  an  adapution  of  Ttolortt  CImhormt  Gary  Oldmaa 
portrays  Reelhoven  in  Immarlml  Hflortd.  a  binfnc  dial 
co-stars  Isabella  Rosscllini. 


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As  always,  summer  is  a  time  tor  record  companies  to 
release  albums  by  big-name  artists  in  hopes  of  racking  up 
sales  or  to  coincide  with  the  summer  tours  that  bombard  us 
annually.  This  past  summer  was  no  different  as  new  releas 
es  from  major  artists  filled  the  stands  at  the  local  record 
stores  across  the  country.  Here  is  a  look  at  a  few  of  the 
more  notable  ones. 

Beastie  Boys 

ill  Communication 

Capitol  Records 

Remember  the  Beastie  Boys?  You  know,  that  lovable  trio 
of  white,  bratty  New  York  punks  with  a  hip-hop  conscience 
who  rapped  energetically  about  girls,  partying  and  beer  over 
sampled  classic  rock  riffs. 

Huh? 

OK,  well  maybe  those  days  have  joined  the  ranks  of  nostal- 
gia now  that  the  boys  are  all  pushing  30  and  either  have 
tied  the  knot  or  discovered  religion,  but  that  surety  doesn't 
mean  their  best  days  are  behind  them.  On  the  contrary,  for 
the  last  five  years  the  group  has  been  producing  some  of  the 
most  mind-melting  (not  to  mention  genre-melting)  music 
around,  culminating  in  their  landmark  1992  release  Check 
Your  Head. 

So  what  does  one  do  after  putting  out  an  album  that  basi 
cally  dissolved  the  barriers  of  modem  music?  Well,  in  the 
Beastie  Boys'  case  you  go  back  into  the  studio  and  try  to  do 
the  same  thing  again.  Hey,  if  it's  not  broken,  why  fix  it? 

Unfortunately,  the  resulting  lU  CommunlcMtion  may 
have  been  a  tad  bit  ill-conceived,  as  much  of  the  album 
sounds  like  Check  Your  Head  outakes  that  didn't  make  the 
cut  the  first  time  around.  Almost  all  of  the  same  gimmicks 
that  made  that  brilliant  album  seem  so  refreshing  and  inno- 
vative are  back  for  an  encore  (distorted  vocals,  hardcore 
tlirash,  slinky  instrumentals),  only  this  time  they  seem  con- 
trived and  forced. 

Not  to  say  that  the  album  is  totally  without  merit.  "Sure 
Shot"  is  classic  Beasties,  while  tracks  such  as  "Get  It 
Together,"  "Sabotage"  and  "Do  It"  get  by  with  some  clever 
word  play  and  plenty  of  energy.  But  that  perfect  blend  of 
wackiness  and  inventiveness  that  the  boys  were  always  so 
good  at  mustering  up  seems,  for  the  most  part,  lost  here. 

With  ///  Communication  the  Beastie  Boys  haven't  made  a 
bad  album,  they  have  just  grown  up  and  along  with  it 
become  a  tad  predictable.  Maybe  they  should  take  their 
own  cue  and  try  to  reinvent  themselves  as  they  did  with 
prior  releases.  Until  then  keep  your  copy  of  License  To  III 
handy.  B- 

Stone  Temple  Pliols 

Purple 

Adantic  Records 

It  is  easy  to  bash  Stone  Temple  Pilots  these  days.  The 
band  has  been  harshly  accused  by  rock  critics  as  nothing 
more  than  grunge  poseurs,  riding  the  swelling  waves  creat- 
ed by  such  groups  as  Pearl  Jam,  Alice  In  Chains  and 
Soundgarden.  And  guess  what:  they're  right.  But  enough 
already! 

Tne  band's  mega-selling  1992  release  Core,  while  being 
an  audience  favorite,  was  a  critical  disaster.  But  while 
everyone  was  jumping  all  over  each  other  trying  to  point 
out  how  much  songs  like  "Plush"  and  "Wicked  Garden" 
sounded  like  other  Nineties  rock  gods  (who  in  turn  are  real 
ly  just  copies  of  Seventies  rock  gods  themselves),  they  forgot 
one  important  thing:  to  actually  listen  to  the  songs.  Yes,  as 


councsY  mx  NAinN#HOTo  ksove,  k 


Chuck  D  of  Public  Ertemy 


much  as  many  would  hate  to  admit,  some  of  these  songs 
were  realty  not  that  bad. 

Rash  to  1994  when  STP  releases  their  much-anticipat- 
ed sophomore  effort  Purple.  Guess  what?  Critics  com- 
pletely tore  it  to  shreds  as  fans  nearly  tripped  over  them- 
selves to  buy  It  by  the  thousands.  But  what  about  the 
album  itself?  Well,  predictably  enough  it  carries  on  what 
Core  delivered,  which  basically  boils  down  to  a  few 
decent  singles  and  a  lot  of  filler.  Even  the  best  song,  "Big 
Empty,"  Is  really  just  a  superior  rewrite  of  their  1993  sin 
gle,  "Creep." 

So  even  v/ith  their  obvious  lack  of  originality,  it  is  hardly 
fair  to  call  them  a  bad  band,  or  Purple  an  awful  album.  And 
before  you  know  it  the  critics  will  have  a  new  target  to 
blast,  and  STP  will  fall  out  of  the  spotlight  and  float  away 
into  the  background,  finally  becoming  exactly  what  they 
are:  a  decent  run-of-the-mill  rock  band.  C 

Public  Enemy 

A#iue  Slck-N-Hour  Mess  Age 

Def  Jam  Records 

In  a  musical  genre  where  you  can  rise  from  the  top  of 
the  heap  and  fall  back  to  the  bottom  in  mere  months  (just 
ask  Hammer),  taking  three  years  off  can  be  commercially 
devastating.  But  that  is  just  what  one-time  rap  kings 
Public  Enemy  did,  and  during  their  extended  hiatus  rap 
made  a  180-degree  turn  from  the  squealing  sirens  and 
social  commentary  to  the  laid-back  grooves  of  gangster 
rap. 

So  the  question  poised  here  is  simple:  How  relevant  is 
Public  Enemy's  hard-hittlnx  message  in  the  ase  of  40 


ounces  and  blunts?  Thankfully  all  It  Ukes  is  one  listen  to 
realize  the  answer:  If  there  ever  was  a  time  when  Public 
Enemy  sounded  more  relevant,  it  is  now. 

The  rap  pioneers  make  no  apologies  when  they  come 
blasting  out  of  the  starting  gate  with  "Whole  Lotta  Love 
Goln  On  In  The  Middle  Of  Hell,"  a  typical  P.E.-style  jam 
that  could  have  fit  nicely  in  any  of  their  previous  releases. 
From  there  on  In  the  album  travels  at  warp  speed  tackling 
Issues  from  racism  to  self-destruction  with  a  ferociousness 
currently  absent  in  much  of  rap. 

Much  of  the  appeal  of  Muse  SUk-N-Hour  Mess  Age  Is 
P.E.'s  refusal  to  sell  out  and  adapt  the  current  popular  styles 
into  their  music.  In  many  cases  these  musical  terrorists 
actually  go  against  the  grain  condemning  the  immensely 
popular  gangster  rap,  which  currently  sits  on  top  of  the  rap 
throne. 

While  Public  Enemy's  latest  may  not  race  up  the  charts  as 
fast  as  their  previous  albums  have,  they  still  have  managed 
to  make  a  compelling  as  well  as  an  Intelligent  album,  keep- 
ing their  integrity  securely  Inuct.  And  In  an  era  where  rap 
styles  change  as  quickly  as  those  who  jump  on  the  bandwag- 
on to  cash  In,  that's  saying  a  lot.  B^- 

Neil  Young  and  Crazy  Horse 
Sleeps  With  Angels 
Reprise  Records 

Nell  Young  should  be  considered  some  sort  of  national 
treasure.  Since  the  Sixties  the  50-something  singer/song 
writer  has  continually  produced  high  quality  material  (often 

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on  having  hall  sporu  outside  your  door.  (See  also 
number  5) 

7.  UMass  water  Is,  to  say  the  least,  often  "fbggy"  so 
If  you  can  afford  it,  gallons  of  bottled  water  are  gen- 
tler on  the  palate. 

8.  The  bus  schedules  should  not  be  considered  to 
be  etched  In  stone.  Things  like  a  strong  wind  even 
seem  to  throw  them  off.  Leave  yourself  time  to  get  to 
the  stop  ahead  of  schedule  if  you  can. 

9.  As  long  as  we're  on  the  subject  of  needing 
time,  a  few  words  on  the  Morrill  science  building  — 
another  example  of  UMass  archltechture  gone  awry. 
Leave  plenty  of  time  for  yourself  whenever  you 
enter  that  building.  In  fact,  if  you  don't  visit  very 
often  and  dare  to  venture  in,  by  all  means  pack  a 
lunch. 

10.  Take  your  student  I.D.  with  you  wherever  you 
go.  You'll  need  and  use  It  for  a  lot  more  than  just  eat- 
ing. 

1 1 .  Those  of  you  who  came  here  anticipating  a 
chance  to  experience  a  "college"  radio  station  that 
played  underground  stuff  on  a  regual  ba$is...don't  be 
surprised  If  you  here  polka  and  adult  contemporary 
as  well  on  our  very  own  WMUA.  But  there  is  a  light 
at  the  end  of  the  dial  —  the  Amherst  College  sta- 
tion, 89.3  WAMH,  is  around  for  all  your  Indie 
needs. 

12.  Not  so  much  of  a  tip  than  a  suggestion:  Explore 
the  Student  Union  building  —  there  seems  to  be  mil- 
lions of  places  to  get  coffee,  food,  study  and  hang  out 
—  you  just  have  to  find  them. 

1 3.  The  Hatch  food  only  smells  like  it  tastes  good. 


COUEOAN  'U  IMOTO 

The  Blue  Wall,  located  in  the  Campus  Center,  is  a  great 
place  to  3Ct  coffee  and  ice  cream,  study  and  rrxjst 
importantly  —  people  vv«cti 


♦  British  Isles 


conbnued  frotn  (Mge  1 


t/«K  t»  cc»Mtu<ncoufaiM< 

England's  Westminster  Abbey  is  ttie  Ixinal  place  of  poets,  kings  and  ottier 
faaxxjs  people  Originally,  one  could  purchase  a  plot  in  the  Abbey  Now  you 
have  to  be  irvited 


with  yellow  gorse,  grazing  livestock 
and  low  stone  walls.  From  endless 
stretches  of  unblemished  beaches  to 
rocky  mountains  and  rolling  Mils, 
Ireland  Is  a  vacationer's  dream,  i.  ery 
village  we  passed  through  seemed  to 
be  frozen  In  time.  The  pubs  were  a 
far  cry  from  the  less  desirable  bar 
Kenc  bKk  In  the  States.  To  the  Irish, 
a  bar  is  a  place  to  socialize,  sing, 
dance  and  of  course  to  drink.  The 
nectar  of  the  gods  was  Guinness,  but 
they'd  be  happy  to  serve  you  any 
number  of  stouts,  ales  and  beers.  It's 
amazing  how  well  your  family  gets 
along  after  "relaxing*  a  litUe  togeth 
er. 

Driving  through  the  country  I 
couldn't  help  but  feel  as  if  I  had  been 
caught  In  a  time  warp.  Pastoral  scenes 
complete  with  grazing  sheep,  white 
painted  cottages  and  some  long  forgot 
ten  crumbling  castle  nilns  kept  group 
photos  to  a  minimum  as  everyone 
•ought  to  capture  some  of  Ireland's 


magic  on  film. 

I  was  especially  taken  by  Killamey 
National  Park.  The  narrow  and  wind 
Ing  roads  of  the  26,000-Kre  reserva 
Uon  took  me  through  barren  cliffs  and 
rocky  hillsides  spotted  with  goat, 
sheep,  purple  rhododendrons  and 
smoky  heather.  I  stood  on  the  side  of 
the  road  In  awe  as  a  gaping  valley 
spread  out  before  me  backed  by  a  per 
feet  set  of  mounuins  all  reflected  off 
the  mirror-smooth  surface  of  an  Icy 
lake. 

We  moved  from  the  rural  to  the 
urban  with  a  few  days'  stay  in  the  fair 
city  of  Dublin.  Although  the  warmth  of 
the  people  was  still  there,  you  felt  dif 
ferent.  It  was  disheartening  to  walk 
around  Trinity  College  or  along  the 
River  Uffy  onty  to  be  greeted  by  beg 
glng  children  and  graffiti.  It  was  yet 
another  reminder  that  poverty  exists 
everywhere. 

My  cousins  live  In  Co.  Tyrone  and 
we  visited  them  after  touring  the 


Republic.  The  border  complete  with 
soldiers,  M-  16s,  barbed  wire  and 
bomb  detectors  really  clarified  the  situ 
atlon  I  knew  so  little  about.  I  still  can't 
understand  why  a  country  the  size  of 
the  state  of  Maine  had  to  remain  seg 
regated  because  of  politics  and  money. 
Yet  with  the  recent  peace  talks  It 
seemed  that  the  people's  protest  from 
both  sides  of  the  border  have  finally 
been  heard.  Nevertheless,  once  you 
got  past  the  border,  it  was  u  If  you 
never  left  the  south;  the  country  was 
just  as  beautiful  and  the  people  just  a 
friendly. 

Even  though  my  brother,  sister  and 
I  had  never  seen  our  cousins  before,  It 
was  like  coming  home  from  a  long 
journey.  From  the  huge  dinners,  after 
noon  teas  and  helping  on  the  farm  to 
learning  how  to  Irish  step  dance,  I 
never  once  fell  out  of  place  or  awk 
ward.  This  was  where  traditions  start 
ed  and  how  people  used  to  live  —  sim- 
ply and  In  peace. 

From  Ireland,  I  took  my  first  pro 
pcller  plane  hde  across  the  Irish  Sea 
to  Scotland.  Although  I  kept  my  eyes 
firmly  glued  to  the  propeller  ouulde 
my  window  and  prayed  that  I 
wouldn't  hear  a  sudden  silence.  It  was 
a  smooth  flight.  In  Scotland  we  met 
another  set  of  cousins.  The  first  words 
out  of  their  mouths  were  —  well  I 
don't  know  exactly  what,  I  couldn't 
understand  a  word  they  said  to  me. 
But  with  a  lot  of  head  nodding,  lip 
reading  and  quick  assumptions,  I 
seemed  to  get  the  gist  of  what  they 
were  saying. 

I  stayed  In  a  small  suburb  outside 
Glasgow  called  Bregadle.  Sadly 
enough,  most  of  the  area  was  heavily 
populated  witn  people  living  literally 
side  by  side.  The  small  patches  of 
undeveloped  land,  however,  were  very 
beautiful.  I  half  expected  to  see  acres 
of  heather-covered  hills  and  rocky 
soil.  Instead  I  saw  a  huge  bowling  alley 
(where  I  played  rather  badly),  an 
indoor  water  park  and  combination  Ice 
skating  rink,  and  a  laser  war  game 
arena  (where  I  also  played  badly  and 
got  soundly  trounced  by  my 
10-year-old  cousin). 

A  trip  to  Glasgow  was  also  exciting. 
I  visited  a  mall  with  four  levels,  a  park 
ing  garage  and  a  water  park.  I  also  met 
an  Interesting  man  In  Burger  King  who 
lectured  me  about  the  weather,  blam 
Ing  the  lack  of  sunshine  on  the 
Americans.  He  claimed  that  we  "rich 
Yanks"  must  have  bought  Scotland's 
share.  I  retorted  that  the  sunshine 
stock  wasn't  doing  all  that  well  and 
we'd  probably  end  up  selling  It  to  the 
Japanese. 

After  a  fortnight  In  Scotland,  it  wu 
on  to  England.  Now  here  was  the 
true  test  of  a  family.  We  were  spend 
ing  ten  days.  In  the  heart  of  London, 
alone,  without  cousins,  tour  guides 
or  anyone  else  to  keep  us  away  from 
each  other's  throsu.  Our  hotel  wu 
located  right  off  Oxford  Street,  whldi 


has  three  miles  of  shops,  stores  and 
other  places  to  suck  dry  your  wallet. 
After  much  debate,  haggling  and 
yelling  my  family,  I  decided  that  the 
only  way  to  see  anything  was  if  we 
signed  up  on  a  tour.  And  seeing  that 
we  had  10  long  days  together,  we 
signed  up  for  three.  The  first  two 
took  us  on  the  standard  London  tour. 
We  saw  Parliament  and  Big  Ben  — 
invariably  that  one  line  from 
European  Vacation  came  to  mind  as 
we  circled  the  round-about  (rotary 
for  all  you  Stateslders)  trying  to  get 
right.  Parenthetically,  Big  Ben,  like 
our  Liberty  Bell,  has  a  big  crack 
down  the  side  of  It.  Why?  Because 
the  two  bells  were  made  by  the  same 
company. 

Buckingham  Palace,  Westminster 
Abbey  and  the  Tower  of  London  all 
made  me  realize  why  the  British,  and 
Indeed  most  Europeaiu,  have  a  faKi 
nation  with  royalty.  The  allure  of 
blue  blood,  the  acres  of  property  and 
the  dozens  of  titles  can  make  lolly 
gagging  around  some  posh  country 
manor  very  appealing.  Who  hasn't 
pictured  themselves  galloping  on 
some  powerful  steed  yelling, 
"Tally-hol"  surrounded  by  braying 
beagles  and  a  fop  with  a  hunting 
horn?  If  the  palace  wasn't  enough, 
the  Crown  Jewels  added  the  final 
coup  de  grace.  I  was  Impressed  by 
the  Crown  Jewels  not  only  for  their 
extreme  beauty,  but  for  the  Incredu 
lous  fact  that  they  were  truly  price 
leu.  How  priceless  do  you  uk?  Well, 
Lloyd's  of  London,  the  numero  uno 
insurance  company  In  the  world,  will 
not  even  Insure  them. 

The  next  tour  I  took  wu  entitled 
Dover  and  Canterbury.  We  left  behind 
the  very  busy  streets  of  London  to 
venture  out  into  the  verdant  English 
countryside.  It  was  beautiful,  not  like 
the  stark  beauty  of  Ireland  thai  was 
wikl  and  unruly  but  it  a  classical  beau 
ty.  You  could  see  why  so  many 
English  poets  wrote  odes  to  the 
scenery.  From  the  calm  waving  stalks 
of  golden  wheal  to  the  blazing  red 
fields  of  popples  shadowed  by  stately 
pines,  I  now  understand  why  so  many 
people  go  back. 

The  White  C.  its  of  Dover  were 
beautiful  as  was  Dover  Castle  (the 
key  tr  England  Incidentally). 
Roaming  around  the  castle  halls 
made  you  feel  like  a  part  of  history.  I 
could  eully  see  how  an  empire  was 
constructed  by  such  a  country.  Ueds 
Castle  was  next.  Built  by  Henry  Vll, 
It  wu  like  someone  had  transplanted 
a  fairy  tale  castle  Into  the  middle  of  a 
lake.  Surrounded  by  water,  beautiful 
gardens  and  mirrored  by  a  crystal 
surface  where  black  and  white  swans 
floated;  I  was  enchanted.  A  great 
admirer  of  cutles  and  English  histo- 
ry, I  couldn't  have  been  more  at 
home. 

On  our  way  back  to  London,  we 
stopped  In  the  town  of  Canterbury 


where  the  Infamous  Chaucer  tale 
wu  set.  It  wu  a  quaint  town  flooded 
with  tourists,  dainty  shops  and  places 
to  get  tea.  I  also  got  to  see  the  orlgl 
nal  trail  where  the  pilgrims  tread. 
There  Is  always  something  eerie 
about  seeing  "the  actual  place" 
where  something  historical  hap 
pened. 

Here  are  a  few  things  for  trivia's 
sake  that  one  might  not  know  about 
London.  This  will  come  In  use  If  you 
take  History  140  or  141,  or  happen 
to  land  on  "Jeopardy"  with  a  London 
category.  Think  of  how  Impressed 
Alex  and  the  rocket  Kientist  next  to 
you  will  be  when  you  confidently 
say,  "I'll  take  London  for  $1,000, 
Alex." 

The  actual  rapllol  of  London  Is 
divided  into  two  cities:  London  and 
Westminster.  The  city  of  London  is 
onty  one  square  acre  In  size  and  it's 
populates  is  only  a  few  thousand.  But 
due  to  the  merger  with  the  European 
Economic  Community,  the  weekly 
population  swells  Into  the  millions. 
Because  of  this  onslaught  of  people, 
London  Is  a  hot  spot  tor  terrorists.  Out 
of  IS  original  entrances  Into  the  city, 
onhr  seven  remain  and  they  ^re  guard 
ed  by  police,  cameru  and  bomb  Kan 
ners.  Each  of  the  entrances  Is  also 
marited  by  a  drafon,  the  city's  protec 
tor. 

If  you  also  hope  to  glimpse  the 
London  Bridge  while  there,  look  no 
further  than  Arizona  —  some  "bloody 
Yank"  bought  It.  However,  Tower 
Bridge  Is  an  excellent  substitute  and 
much  more  picturesque  than  the 
London  one.  I  wouldn't  be  too  fond  of 
a  bridge  that  sported  criminals'  heads 
on  spikes  to  amuse  and  warn  the  mass 


es. 

London  Isn't  all  facts  and  history. 
Also  located  In  London  is  Covent 
Gardens.  It  Is  an  ideal  place  to  let  the 
cultured  person  in  you  emerge  with 
unbridled  passion.  I  loved  the 
Gardens  because  It  was  full  of  the 
aters,  little  cafes,  bars,  bistros  and 
clubs.  It  was  an  excellent  place  to 
catch  a  show  or  sit  back  and  watch 
the  world  pass  by.  I  saw  a  brilliant 
play  at  the  Duchess  Theater  and  my 
mom  had  to  drag  me  from  the  area 
when  It  wu  through. 

Another  convenient  feature  of 
London  Is  the  Underground.  One  of 
the  finest,  cleanest  and  leut  confusing 
transportation  systems,  the 
Underground  can  get  you  from  A  to  Z 
with  little  hassle.  Everything  is  clearly 
marked  so  there  Is  no  fumbling 
around  for  a  map,  an  act  which 
Kreams  tourist.  Plus  It  eliminated  the 
need  to  uk  someone  where  you  were. 
Invariably  there  is  always  the  one 
wise  guy  who'll  tell  you  something 
ludicrous:  "Buckingham  Palace?  Why 
I'm  the  old  butler  there  They  tore  It 
down,  dreadful  mess."  Ya,  okay. 

Anyway,  I  have  to  say  that  the  trip 
wu  a  huge  success.  Oh,  we  had  our 
share  of  arguments:  "No,  mom.  I'm 
sure  that  the  hotel  Is  that  way,"  And 
we  did  run  to  our  own  rooms  to  buk 
in  blessed  solitude  once  we  returned. 
But  we  all  agreed  that  It  wu  a  lot  bet 
ter  than  most  trips  my  mom  organized. 
There  was  something  for  everyone, 
even  those  with  the  most  eclectic 
tute.  In  fact,  it  was  better  than  the 
Disney  World  trip  which  my  brother 
complained  about  because  It  wu  just 
"too  happy  there."  It's  so  hard  to 
please  some  people! 


i<«^  Mt  cowcurcoufotw 

Leeds  Castle,  locked  m  the  United  Kingdom,  v*«s  built  by  Henry  VIII  and  later 
used  as  a  rehabilitation  hospital  during  World  War  II  Open  now  to  the  p*A)lic,  the 
castle  fe«i*es  acres  of  gardens,  tea  and  scwenier  shops 


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Auditions  to  be  iield  this  week  for 
Escape  from  Happiness;  Sheila's  Day 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


■y  Tara  MK  Connelly 

Collesian  Staff 


Not  only  does  the  University  of  Massachusetts  ptDvlde  its 
students  with  an  education,  but  it  also  enables  its  students 
to  become  a  part  of  the  university  through  countless 
extracurricular  activities. 

Among  the  many  clubs  and  sports  teams,  UMass  has  the 
aier.  A  noble  and  time-honored  way  of  entertaining  the 
masses,  the  UMass  Theater  Department  is  always  looking 
for  actors  and  actresses  to  grace  the  stage  with  their  talent. 

If  you  are  interested  in  exercising  your  Thespian  skills, 
read  on.  Escape  fiom  Happiness  by  George  F.  Walker 
unleashes  one  of  the  most  unique,  comedic  and  dramatic 
voices  to  emerge  in  years.  His  manic  satires  of  contempo- 
rary urban  life  have  struck  a  chord  with  international  audi 
ences  and  critics  alike. 

Escape  from  Happiness  Is,  at  its  most  basic  level,  the 
story  of  a  modem  family  drawn  together  to  face  an  outside 
threat.  As  with  many  things  that  have  gone  awry.  Walker 
picks  gleefully  at  "family  values"  and  how  they  affect  the 
choices  we  make.  Walker  writes  with  an  edge  that  accents 
the  emotional  depth  of  his  writings  and  give  his  plays  a  the 
atrical  drive. 

AudiUon  dates:  Sept.  14  and  15,  7  to  1 1  p.m..  Curtain 
Theater,  Fine  Arts  Center. 

Callbacks.  Sept.  16,  7  to  1 1  p.m..  Curtain  Theater,  Fine 
Arts  Center. 

Petfomunces:  Nov.  30  through  Dec.  3  and  Dec.  6-10, 
Curtain  Theater. 

Sign  up  for  an  audition  slot  outside  the  theater  depart 
ment  office,  room  1 12  in  the  Fine  Arts  Center.  Those  who 
wish  to  audition  but  are  unable  to  make  scheduled  times 
can  contact  Ed  Golden  at  545-2721  prior  to  Sept.  15  to 
make  other  arrangements. 

Community  members  and  actors  of  diverse  ethnic  back 
grounds  are  encouraged  to  audition.  Scripts  are  available 
on  a  two-hour  sign-out  basis  from  FAC  1 12  between  9 
a.m.  and  4:30  p.m.  For  further  information,  contact 
545-3490. 

Also  holding  auditions  is  Sheila's  D^yty  Duma  Ndlovu. 
Conceived  and  created  by  Duma  Ndlovu  and  Mbongeni 
Ngema,  it  is  a  co-production  of  the  UMass  Department  of 
Theater  and  the  New  WORLD  Theater.  Directing  the  play 


will  be  Roberta  Uno  and  musical  director  will  be  Horace 
Clarence  Boyer. 

Sheila's  Day  is  a  musical  drama  that  draws  a  parallel 
between  the  lives  of  African-American  women  and  South 
African  women,  binding  the  struggle  for  liberaUon  on  both 
continents. 

In  South  Africa,  Black  women  working  as  domestics  In 
•he  homes  of  the  country's  White  minority  are  called 
"Sheila"  by  their  employees  much  like  the  Black  nurse- 
maids in  deep  south  being  called  "mammy."  These  names 
are  automatically  given  to  these  women.  The  refusal  to 
learn  the  more  melodic  and  difficult  birthnames  only  hight 
ens  the  singlemindedness  of  the  employers. 

Sheila's  Day  is  named  after  Thursday,  the  day  of  the 
week  most  of  these  women  got  off.  It  was  during  this  day 
that  the  women  were  able  to  meet  and  come  together  in 
women-only  prayer  circles  to  heal  and  renew  their  spirits. 
It  was  through  this  spiritual  coming  together  that  fed  the 
spirit  of  resistance  and  hiels  the  fires  of  freedom. 

Roles  are  available  for  six  to  eight  women  of  African 
descent.  Those  auditioning  should  come  dressed  for  move- 
ment and  be  prepared  to  sing  a  song  a  capella. 

AtuUtions:  Sept.  12,  7  to  9  p.m.,  room  204,  Fine  Arts 
Center;  Sept.  13,  7  to  9  p.m.,  room  204,  Fine  Arts  Center- 
Sept.  14,  7  to  9  p.m.  T190  Theater  Building,  Smith 
College. 

Catlbackr.  Sept.  15,  7  p.m.,  room  204,  Fine  Arts 
Center. 

Performances:  Rand  Theater,  Oct.  27-29,  Nov  3-5 
and  9- 12. 

Smith  auditions  are  open  call.  Those  auditioning  at 
UMass  should  sign  up  for  an  audition  slot  on  the  callboard 
outside  room  1 1 2  in  the  Fine  Arts  Center. 

Anyone  who  cannot  attend  any  of  these  audition  times 
is  urged  to  contact  New  WORLD  Theater  office  at 
545-1972  prior  to  Sept.  1 5  to  make  other  arrangements. 

Scripts  are  available  on  a  two-hour  sign-out  basis 
between  9  a.m.  and  4:30  p.m.  from  the  Theater 
Department  office,  112  Fine  Arts  Department,  the  New 
WORLD  Theater  office,  10  Hampden  Dining  Commons  and 
the  Smith  College  Theater  office. 

For  further  information,  contact  the  New  WORLD 
Theater,  545-1972,  or  the  Department  of  Theater 
545-3490. 


Eye  Witness 


■Picta,"  a  1987  wort  by  artist  Michael  David,  is  onty  one  of  the  worics  fcdtuied  in  his  upcomins  cxiiibrt  cntrtled,  "Bearing 
Witness  *  The  worts  can  t)e  seen  besinning  Sept  27  through  Oct  14  at  the  Hapden  Garden. 


Music  to  your  ears 


counisv  too  lAnio* 

legendary  is  an  adjective  tossed  around  loosely  txjt 
Koko  Taylor  is  the  rare  artist  who  deserves  that  description 
See  for  yourself  this  toll  at  Pearl  Street  m  Northampton 


courffST  wMBO  iKcmn 

Buckwheat  Zydeco  plays  a  unicjue  kxarxJ  of  Cajun  music 
ttwt  must  be  seen  and  heard  to  truly  appreciate  Carch  the 
mari  who  makes  playing  the  accordJan  truly  cool  at  Pearl 
Stre^  in  the  coming  months 


Plays  promote  local  theatre 

Eclectic  line-up  promises  a  diverse  cultural  experience 

~  " —      freedom  for  African  people  through       Gods  of  Mount  Olympus.  Hope, 


By  Emily  A«arino 

Colleslan  Staff 


BoasUng  one  of  the  finest  theater 
departments  in  New  England,  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  Is  gear- 
ing up  to  set  its  stages  for  an  excit 
ing  new  season  of  comedy  and 
satire. 

From  Aristophanes  to  Moliere  to 
contemporary  Canadian  and  South 
African  playwrights,  the  UMass 
Department  of  Theater  promises  a 
slew  of  on-stage  jubiiaUon,  despair, 
hope  and  laughter. 

The  theater  department  will  open 
Its  1994  season  In  October  with 
Duma  Ndlovu 's  Sheila's  Day,  which 
will  run  from  Oct.  27-29,  Nov.  3-5, 
and  Nov.  9-12  at  8  p.m. 

Co-produced  by  the  New 
WORLD  Theater  and  directed  by 
Roberta  Uno,  this  musical  drama 
pays  homage  to  the  many  women 
throughout  the  world  who  make 
their  living  as  domestic  workers. 

The  story  takes  place  in  South 
Africa,  where  Black  women  working 
in  the  homes  of  the  country's  White 
minority  are  assigned  the  name  of 
"Sheila"  by  employers  who  refuse  to 
learn  their  more  difficult  and  infi 
nitely  more  melodic  birth  names. 

"Sheila's  Day"  thus  becomes  a  ref- 
erence to  Thursday,  the  traditional 
day  off  for  these  domestic  workers. 
It  is  also  the  day  when  these  Black 
women  come  together  In 
women-only  prayer  circles  to  heal 
and  renew  their  spirits.  Within  them 
is  a  wellspring  of  courage  that  feeds 
the  spirit  of  resistance  and  promises 


out  the  Diaspora. 

Sheila's  Day  draws  a  parallel 
between  the  struggles  of 
African-American  women  and  South 
African  women,  equating  the  strug- 
gle for  liberation  on  both  continents. 

Next  on  the  theater  department's 
line-up  is  a  satiric  look  at  the  break- 
down of  contemporary  family  values 
via  George  F.  Walker's  Escape  From 
Happiness.  This  production  will  be 
performed  in  the  Rand  Theater  Nov. 
30-Dec.  3  and  Dec.  6-  1 0  at  8  p.m. 
with  a  2  p.m.  matinee  on  Dec.  3. 

Escape  From  Happiness  is  the 
story  of  a  family  drawn  together  to 
meet  an  outside  threat.  Walker  glee- 
fully picks  apari  the  desperate  state 
of  modern  "family  values"  in  this 
sharp,  profoundly  funny  play. 

"Walker's  comic  collection  of 
obsessive  eccentrics  creates  a 
domestic  epic  whose  emotional 
depth  equals  its  theatrical  drive," 
said  critic  Robert  Wallace. 

In  March,  Aristophanes'  77ie  BIrtIs 
will  kick  off  the  spring  semester. 
Don't  miss  this  masterpiece  of 
Greek  comedy,  which  will  run 
March  2-4  and  8-11  at  8  p.m.  in 
the  Curtain  Theater. 

The  play  follows  two  men  who 
leave  Athens  in  search  of  the  "good 
life,"  figuring  that  the  key  to  happi- 
ness is  held  by  high-flying  birds. 
They  hatch  a  quick  plot  to  persuade 
their  newly-found  feathered  friends 
to  build  "Cloudcuckooland,"  where 
man  and  bird  can  live  peacefully 
halfway  between  the  worlds  of 
earthbound  mortals  and  the  lofty 


trust  and  good  intentions  are  skew 
ered  in  a  timeless  message  for  mor- 
tal mankind. 

EARNEST  100  will  commemorate 
the  100th  birthday  of  Oscar  Wilde's 
The  Importance  of  Being  Earnest. 
The  play  will  be  performed  April 
6-8  and  13-15  at  8  p.m.  in  the 
Curtain  Theater. 

The  Department  of  Theater  will 
celebrate  this  special  centennial 
with  a  "deconstructed  evening  of 
Wildeness."  This  collaboration 
between  UMass  theater  professors 
Richard  Trousdell  and  Virginia  Scott 
will  provide  an  entertaining  evening 
of  outrageous  humor  to  all. 

The  spring  season  will  close  with 
The  Misanthrope,  Moliere's  greatest 
satiric  comedy  of  life  in  1 7th  centu- 
ry France.  Moliere  presents  the  story 
of  Alceste,  the  only  truly  honest  man 
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Their  tale  of  love  found  and  lost 
unravels  amidst  a  whiri  of  poets  and 
prudes,  courtiers  and  coquettes. 

The  Misanthrope  will  be  present- 
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continued  from  page  1 
Mactilne  ttie  year  before7  — ..v.v,ui, 
Jackson  was  a  relatlvely'unVnow'n 
band  wltti  only  one  release  and  gave 
some  of  the  more  commercially  pop 
ular  bands  the  runaround  when  It 
came  to  enthusiasm  and  stage  pres 
ence. 

Although  the  second  stage  drew  a 
fair  amount  of  attention  from  me,  it 
was  the  center  stage  acts  that  drew 
the  most  anticipation  from  the  hord- 
ing masses.  I  thinli  the  most  aslced 
question  concerning  the  "headllners" 
of  the  concert  had  to  do  with 
Nirvana.  Was  the  loss  of  Nir/ana  for 
better  or  worse?  It's  really  not  too 
clear. 

On  one  hand,  Nirvana  will  probably 
be  one  of  the  only  bands  associated 
with  my  generation  for  years  to  come. 
So  In  that  sense  they  were  sorely 
missed.  But  on  the  other  hand,  the 
lack  of  Nirvana  probably  saved  the 
tour  from  doubling  Its  commercial 
appeal  overnight.  Look  at  how  much 
the  audience  increased  at  this  year's 
W.O.M.A.D.  tour  now  that  Peter 
Gabriel  was  on  stage. 

When  Nirvana's  meltdown  and 
eventual  withdrawal  from 
Lollapalooza  occurred,  Smashing 
Pumpkins  were  left  with  top  billing 
and  the  Beastie  Boys  running  a  close 
second.  Despite  the  rumors  about  a 
faulty  sound  system,  I  was  right  In  the 
center  near  the  sound  board  the 
whole  time  and  1  thought  they  put  on 
a  great  show. 

Love  him  or  hate  him,  Billy 
Corgan  summed  It  up  when  he  said, 
"You  can  tell  your  kids  you  were 
there  and  you  rocked."  The 
Pumpkins  are  just  about  the  only 
band  around  today  that  have  distinct 
sounds  reminiscent  of  the  art-rock 
bands  of  the  '70s.  ~ 

That's  where  the  long  middle  sec 
tion  of  "1  am  One"  came  from,  to 
respond  to  all  those  whom  I  over- 
heard calling  Corgan  all  sorts  of 
not-so-nice  names  |ust  because  he 
indulged  himself  a  little  and  didn't 
play  "Today"  and  "Disarm"  over  and 
over  gain. 

Then  again,  those  were  probably 
the  same  people  who  thought  that  the 
Bill  of  Rights  says  everyone  has  the 
right  to  crowd  surf  and  annoy  every- 
one else.  I  paid  30  bucks  to  hear  some 
music,  not  to  have  three  sweaty  bodies 
fall  on  my  head  at  once. 

Several  aspects  of  the  music  scene 
today  relate  to  what  Lollapalooza 
was  In  the  past  and  what  It  may  be 
in  the  future.  Think  about  this:  If  the 
original  lineup  of  1991  —  Rollins 
Band,  Nine  Inch  Nails  and  Jane's 


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Lollapalooza  '94  performers  Nick  Cave  anci  the  Bad  Seeds 


Addiction  —  went  back  on  the  road 
today  the  response  would  be  enor- 
mous. 

That  Is  a  lot  of  what  Lollapalooza 
was:  presenting  music  that  wasn't 
radio  friendly  and  had  a  cult  following 
or  often  very  little  following  at  all. 

Now  the  state  of  the  festival  is  dif- 
ferent. Many  of  the  bands  not  only 
have  a  large  following,  but  many  have 
cracked  the  top  40  albums  or  been  in 
the  top  20  videos  on  MTV. 

New  England  may  not  have  to 
worry  about  the  future  of 
Lollapalooza  since  inadequate  plan 
ning  for  trash  and  traffic  by  Rhode 
Island  officials  made  the 
concert-goers  look  like  a  bunch  of 
animals.  A  return  appearance  in 


Rhode  Island  is  now  up  in  the  air. 
Since  Great  Woods  wants  to  avoid  the 
festival  like  the  plague,  the  return  of 
the  tour  to  the  region  may  be  just  a 
fantasy. 

The  concert's  future  depends  on  Its 
promoters.  A  format  of  one  major 
headiiner  and  perhaps  1 0  or  so  second 
stage  acts  would  be  something  I'd  be 
enthused  about. 

The  entire  event  has  become  so 
much  of  a  profit  machine,  however, 
that  a  major  change  like  this  would 
most  definitely  result  in  a  major 
decrease  in  profit. 

I  just  hope  that  in  the  end,  It  can 
progress  to  the  point  where.  In  the 
music  business,  the  business  Is  just 
that:  music. 


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night"  will  perform  with  local  folk  singer  Linee 
Perroncel.  A  $3  to  $S  donation  is  suggested,  call 
S4S-4824  for  more  Information. 

If  music  is  your  thing,  local  bvorite  Synaesthesia  will 
perform  at  Pearl  Street  Nightclub  In  Northampton. 
Having  played  at  the  1994  UMass  Spring  Concert,  the 
band  moves  to  the  most  well-known  venue  In  the 
Valley.  With  some  opening  tunage  by  Meristem,  the 
show  will  start  at  9  p.m.,  and  Is  open  to  all  18-f  fans. 
Tickets  are  $S  at  the  door,  call  584-7771  for  more  Infor 
mation. 

Winona  Ryder,  Ethan  Hawke  and  Ben  Stiller  make 
their  debut  at  Mount  Holyoke  College  tonight  in  Reality 
Bites,  a  flick  that  will  make  waves  at  the  free  "Big  Surf 
Drive-In"  happening  tonight.  Sponsored  by  Something 
Every  Friday  Night,  this  movie  tells  the  story  of  mod 
em-day  twenty-  somethings  mapping  out  plans  for  their 
futures.  Be  at  the  Skinner  Green  (or  In  Mary  WooUey 
Hall's  Chapin  Auditorium  if  It  rains)  at  9  p.m.  And  yes,  it 
is  free. 

More  film,  anyone?  Amherst  College  will  show  the 
1973  Scorsese  masterpiece  Mean  Streets  in  the 
Campus  Center  Theater.  Starring  Robert  DeNIro,  this 
is  a  story  of  a  small-  time  hood,  his  Irresponsible 
friend  and  their  knockabout  cronies  in  New  York 
City's  Little  Italy.  Only  $1.75  will  get  you  Into  the 
7:30  p.m.  show,  or  catch  the  one  at  10  p.m.  for  the 
same  bargain  price. 

Finally,  you  film-goers  can  get  your  All  of  Anthony 
Hopkins  and  Emma  Thompson  as  they  star  In  The 
Remains  of  the  Day,  a  touching  tale  of  unrequited  love. 
Mount  Holyoke  College's  Gamble  Auditorium  is  the 
place  to  be  at  7  p.m.  and  then  again  at  9:30  p.m. 
Presented  by  the  Mount  Holyoke  College  Film  Society, 
the  viewing  Is  yours  for  $2.50. 

Sept  1 7:  For  a  display  of  culture  via  dance,  don't  miss 
the  Boston-based  Chinese  Dance  Troupe  Performance 
happening  at  Amherst  College's  Buckley  Recital  Hall. 
Traditional  Chinese  dances  and  demonstrations  of 
Chinese  Instruments  will  begin  at  7:30  p.m.,  admission 
is  free. 

A  Fish  Called  Wanda  will  be  shown  In  Mount  Holyoke 
College's  Gamble  Auditorium  tonight  at  7  p.m.  and  9:1 5 
p.m.  Starring  Kevin  Kline  and  Jamie  Lee  Curtis,  this  com- 
edy about  murder,  sex  and  seafood  will  have  you  rolling 
in  the  aisles  for  only  $2.50. 

Also  at  Mount  Holyoke  College  will  be  a  Wild  Video 
Dance  Party.  This  free  jam  and  prime  boogie  opportunity 
begins  at  10  p.m. 

Sept  18:  Amherst  College  hosts  blues  master  and  gui- 
tar great  John  Hammond,  who  will  perform  works  from 
his  new  and  second  album.  Trouble  No  More,  a  collec- 


tion of  rawboned  guitar  riffs  and  emotionally  charged 
vocals.  Special  guesi  Mark  Nomad  will  |oln  Hammond  for 
this  8  p.m.  show  In  the  Campus  Center  Frontroom. 
Tickets  are  $2  for  AC  students  and  $7  for  the  general 
public. 

The  Massachusetts  Wind  Orchestra  will  take  the 
stage  under  the  direction  of  founder  and  UMass  profes- 
sor Malcolm  W.  Rowell  Jr.  at  3  p.m.  In  Smith  College's 
John  M.  Greene  Hall.  The  performance  will  feature 
Paul  Hindemlth's  "Symphony  In  Bb"  and  Include  music 
by  Percy  Gralner,  Syler,  Ticheli,  Benson  and  Prokofiev. 
The  wind  orchestra  Is  140  members  strong,  comprised 
of  music  educators  and  freelance  musicians  who  live 
and  work  throughout  New  England,  New  York,  New 
Jersey  and  Maryland.  Donations  are  appreciated  for 
admission. 

There  you  have  it,  folks  —  the  highlights  of  this 
week's  Valley  offerings  of  art  and  entertainment.  These 
events  are  lust  the  tip  of  the  iceberg  regarding  the 
plethora  of  concerts,  exhibits,  films  and  shows  that  typi- 
cally light  up  the  local  area.  Be  on  the  watch  for  more 
upcoming  events  throughout  the  semester,  and  remem 
ber  to  look  for  them  flrst  in  these  pages. 

Until  then,  good  luck  unpacking! 


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that  difference. 

But  why  does  everyone  love  him?  I'm  still  not  sure. 
Maybe  it's  because  for  many  people,  an  I.Q.  of  75  is  some 
thing  to  strive  for.  Stupid  is  as  stupid  does,  indeed. 

The  Uon  King 

At  the  theater  where  I  first  saw  The  Lion  King,  those 
shrewd  folks  from  Disney  had  managed  to  set  up  in  the 
lobby  a  complete  Lion  King  Lollapalooza.  Replete  with  over 
priced  stuffed  animals,  soundtracks,  books,  stock  options 
and  more,  Disney  was  ready  to  pounce  on  unsuspecting  par- 
ents and  glassy-eyed  kids. 

Even  amid  all  that  shameless  marketing  and  greedy 
cross-  promotion,  however,  you've  really  got  to  hand  It  to 
Disney.  Again  they  manage  to  create  yet  another  animated 
classic  that  clawed  among  the  considerable,  all-consuming 
hype  and  assumed  an  aura  al!  its  own. 

To  be  honest,  1  didn't  have  the  same  glowing,  warm- 
hearted reaction  to  The  Little  Mermaid,  Beauty  and  the 
Beast  and  Aladdin  that  I  had  with  The  Lion  King.  While 
entertaining  to  be  sure,  I  always  managed  to  keep  those 
movies  at  a  film  critic's  arm's  length.  Not  so  with  TTie  Lion 
King,  which  offered  up  the  most  entertaining,  emotionally 
rich  movie  experience  I've  had  in  quite  a  while. 

The  Lion  King  hooks  the  viewer  in  instantly  with  its  truly 
sublime  imagery.  The  animals  journey  through  the  glorious 
Technicolor  African  prairie  to  a  surprisingly  phallic  Pride's 
Rock,  cute  Simba  is  raised  to  the  sun,  the  Elton  John  (!) 
music  swells,  then  boom  —  The  Lion  Klng^  Is  there  a  more 
ebullient,  exhilarating  moment  In  recent  summer  movie 
memory? 

y  The  film  never  totally  recaptures  that  singular  moment  of 
movie-going  epiphany,  but  it's  not  for  lack  of  trying.  77ie 

'  Lion  King  works  because  it's  relentlessly  thought  out  —  one 
wishes  other  filmmakers  and  studios  would  invest  at  least 
half  as  much  time  in  their  projects  as  Disney  spends  on  its 
animated  features.  (Including  Disney  on  their  low-rent, 
non-  animated  films.)  There's  an  emotional  investment  in 
the  characters  that  shines  through  on  the  screen.  It's  what 

.  makes  Disney  characters  so  potent  and  so  memorable  so 
quickly. 

'      The  characters  fall  down  strict  good/evil  lines,  but  not  at 

>^  the  expense  of  dimension.  The  best  is  Mufasa,  who's  strik- 

r  ingly  voiced  by  James  Earl  Jones.  When  he  perishes  at  the 
hand  of  his  brother  Scar,  It's  more  than  a  Bambi  redux  — 
it's  a  genuinely  affecting,  all-powerful  movie  moment. 
And  when,  minutes  later,  the  audience  is  roaring  again 

.  with  laughter  at  Timmon  and  Pumba's  antics,  it's  a  remark- 

-  able  feat  of  emotional  sleight  of  hand. 

As  voiced  by  Jeremy  Irons,  the  nefarious  Scar  is  the 

-  meanest,  most  blood-curdling  Disney  evildoer  since 
.  Maleficent,  the  wrathful  vlUalness  who  more  than  lived  up 
'  to  her  name  in  Sleeping  Beauty.  When  Scar  tells  Simba  his 
.  "sutprise"  is  "to  die  for,"  there's  real  threat  and  genuine 
■  terror.  Flanked  by  dastardly  hyenas,  (which,  to  be  fair,  do 

come  too  close  to  racial  stereotypes),  Scar  proves  an  old  the- 
ory by  Alfred  Hitchcock:  the  better  the  villain,  the  better 

,.  the  movie. 

While  this  review  may  stretch  the  bounds  of  acceptable 
hyperbole,  let  it  be  known  that  The  Lion  King  is  not  perfect. 

•  The  songs,  eeked  out  by  Tim  Rice  and  pop-meister  Elton 
John,  are  a  bit  weak.  Except  for  the  raucous  "Can't  Wait  to 
Be  King"  and  the  instantly  hummable  "Hakuna  Matada," 
the  tunes  are  merely  passable.  Also,  Disney  still  hasn't  fig 
ured  a  way  to  make  their  pop  \ersions  of  their  musical  num- 
bers more  than  lukewarm  elevator  music. 

Rnally,  the  female  characterizations  in  The  Lion  King  do 
leave  a  bit  to  be  desired.  It's  never  a  question  that  the  film 
is  a  boy's  tale;  however,  It  is  a  proverbial  jungle  out  there. 

But  these  sins  are  forgivable,  especially  when  one  is  deal- 
ing with  the  level  of  mythmaking  going  on  In  The  Lion 

\  King.  It's  the  merging  of  Disney  old  and  new,  a  fresh  kind 

.of  pop-primalism  ready  made  for  the  cynic-weary  Nineties. 

'  In  the  end,  it's  the  stuff  fairy  tales  are  made  of. 

■TnuUn 

There  are  many  things  that  scream  blockbuster  In  True 
Lies.  First  of  all,  It  has  Arnold  Schwarzenegger  trying  once 
again  to  mix  comedy  and  action,  tons  of  pricey  special 
effects  and  a  jokey  sidekick  ripe  with  one-linere.  But  most 
'importantly,  it's  got  the  top  action  director,  James  Cameron, 
the  man  who  gave  us  both  Terminators,  The  Abyss  and 
Aliens. 
So  why,  then,  Is  True  Lies  a  mess?  Why  is  it  an  erratic 

.  jumble  of  suspenseless  action  sequences,  tepid  comedy  and 

;-  misogynistic  subplots? 

The  film  pushes  the  boundaries  of  suspension  of  disbelief. 
It's  so  big  and  fumbling,  so  unsure  of  Its  tone,  pacing  or 
even  its  point.  While  many  people  were  on  the  edge  of  their 
seats,  I  was  scratching  my  head  with  one  question  after 
another,  like  why  is  this  movie  so  bad? 

'  ■    The  nim  begins  promisingly  enough  with  Arnold  escaping 

'  from  a  snowy  Wlla  a  la  James  Bond.  He  returns  home  that 
night,  safe  in  his  cover  as  a  boring  computer  salesmen  to  his 

:  restless  wife  (Jamie  Lee  Curtis)  and  neglected  daughter.  So 
far,  so  good.  There's  a  cleveriy  comic  chase  up  next,  as 

.  Arnold  pursues  nasty  villain  Aziz  on  a  horse  through  down 
town  Los  Angeles  and  tangos  with  a  shady  femme  fatale  (Tia 

.'  Carerre). 

'-  Then  ail  of  a  sudden. .  .the  film  screeches  to  a  halt.  With 
•11  the  subtlety  of  a  freight  train,  Cameron  lurches  into  the 
Aim's  problematic  subplot.  You  see,  Arnold  thinks  his  wife 
Is  having  an  affair  with  a  slimy  used-car  salesman  (Bill 
Paxton)  who  —  chuckle,  chuckle  —  is  posing  as  a  spy. 

l     Asserting  his  role  as  the  last  pathologically  insecure 

-  iction  hero,  Arnold  then  anonymously  kidnaps  Curtis  and 
!°  interrogates  her  to  the  point  of  tears  and  rage. 

This  is  summer  entertainment? 

Upon  finding  out  that  all  she  wants  Is  some  adventure, 
]  Arnold  playfully  blackmails  Curtis  into  accepting  a  fake  mis 
ilon:  get  sexy,  pose  as  a  prostitute  and  perform  a  strip  tease 
.  -for  a  strange  figure  (chuckle,  chuckle  —  it's  really  Arnold!) 

This  is  funny?  Beyond  the  fact  thai  this  sequence  is 


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True  i/es  co-star  Jamie  Lee  Curtis 


almost  sadistically  hostile  towards  women,  it  also  manages 
to  stop  the  movie  cold  for  over  a  half  an  hour.  Where, 
exactly,  does  the  plot  go?  What's  the  villain's  name  again? 
Are  they  making  this  up  as  they  go  along? 

After  fast-forwarding  through  a  few  explosions  and  B- 
movie  intrigue.  True  Lies  then  stumbles  to  its  dual  conclu- 
sions. Following  Arnold's  rescue  of  Curtis  from  a  nasty  cat 
fight  with  Carerre  (and  some  el-cheapo  rear  projection  — 
this  is  one  of  the  most  expensive  movies  ever  made?),  he 
attempts  to  save  his  daughter  from  Aziz  in  nothing  less  than 
a  Harrier  jet. 

Wait.  .  .  he  had  a  daughter?  Oh,  you  mean  that  giri  who 
had  all  of  five  lines  at  the  beginning  of  the  movie?  I'm  sup- 
posed to  care  that  this  gIri  is  hanging  off  a  skyscraper  when 
I  can't  even  remember  her  name?  Jeesh. 

True  Lies  is  like  a  flashy  car:  all  show  and  no  go,  as  my 
grandfather  used  to  say.  At  two  and  a  half  hours.  It's  a  sur- 
prisingly uninvolving  night  at  the  movies,  hardly  hinny  and 
not  very  exciting.  There's  none  of  the  wiry,  on-the-edge 
tension  Cameron  is  best  at.  Even  Arnold  seems  lost  In  the 
pyrotechnics.  And  when  Arnold's  considerable  ego  is  hard 
to  find,  you  know  It's  time  to  say  hasta  la  vista,  baby. 

Sununer  Movie  Scorecard: 

The  Good:  Speed  delivered  top-notch  action  thrills 
despite  the  fact  that  the  bus  had  more  personality  than 
Keanu  Reeves. 

Clesr  Mild  Present  Danger  wove  a  complex  plot  around 
a  truly  stellar  lead  performance  by  Harrison  Ford.  Nobody 
does  It  better. 

The  Okay:  It  Could  Happen  To  You  was  an  old-fash- 
ioned ix)mance  about  really  nice  people  that  almost  wore 
out  its  welcome.  Also,  someone  tell  Rosle  Perez  to  please 
calm  down  or  she's  going  to  have  to  be  put  to  sleep. 

The  FUntstones  was  fine  for  kids,  but  the  question  still 
remains:  it  took  32  writers  to  come  up  with  puns  like 
RocDonalds? 

The  Bad:  Hya/r  Earp  was  so  long  that  I  thought  director 
Lawrence  Kasdan  was  telling  the  life  story  of  the  legendary 
lawman  In  actual  time. 

In  Maverick,  actors  Mel  Gibson,  Jodie  Foster  and  James 
Garner  reportedly  made  up  the  film  as  it  went  along.  It 
shows. 

Blown  i4i»'io' featured  hysterical  acting,  a  boring,  routine 
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evenings. 

So  wtiat  does  this  Jumbled  mess  add 
up  to?  Loolt  no  further  than  the  most 
hyped  concert  event  since  the  mid- 
eighties  tear-jerker  event  Live  Aid: 
Woodstock  '94. 

Yes  three  days  of  peace,  love,  and 
profit,  as  350,000  people  (give  or  a 
take  a  few  thousand)  converged  on 
some  muddy  ground  to  witness  an 
eclectic  gathering  of  bands  that  ranged 
from  original  Woodstocker's  like 
Crosby,  Stills,  and  Nash  to  such 
nineties  weirdo's  as  Primus  and 
Cypress  Hill. 

This  definitely,  as  advertised,  was 
the  concert  of  the  decade,  but  It  was 
hard  not  to  notice  that  every  time  you 
saw  a  Woodstack  '94  logo  it  was 
accompanied  by  a  handsome  Pepsi 


logo  (hey  come  on  kids,  be  young, 
have  hin...). 

Yes,  the  sequel  to  the  original 
Woodstock  was  at  best  commercial 
and  had  very  little  to  do  with  what  the 
concert  way  back  in  1969  stood  for, 
but  doesn't  It  seem  a  bit  appropriate 
for  today's  fast  food  culture? 

Basically  the  concert  was  a  micro 
cosm  for  everything  we  love  in  the 
music  world  packaged  nicely  for  our 
convenience. 

Veteran  rockers,  young  thrashers, 
and  hip-hoppers  all  thrown  into  a  big 
musical  blender  and  shot  out  with  a 
glossy  MTV  shine. 

But  what  else  can  we  expect?  In  a 
media  drenched  age  where  as  a  gener- 
ation we  are  instructed  to  sit  back  and 
enjoy  the  summer  at  the  MTV  beach 
house  (don't  worry,  don't  go  out,  the 


party  is  right  here),  it  is  easy  for  things 
to  be  exploited. 

What  else  can  we  do  but  sit  back 
and  enjoy  the  ride? 

In  the  end  Summer  1994  can  be 
remembered.  If  for  nothing  else,  as  the 
season  where  everything  finally  came 
together. 

Alternative  and  rap  were  finally 
accepted  open  arms  Into  the  main 
stream  rock  n'roll  community,  while 
bands  like  once  metal  kings  Motley 
Crue  canceled  most  of  their  summer 
tour  due  to  lack  of  interest. 

Indeed  the  times  they  are  a 
changin',  and  despite  the  industry's 
tendency  to  try  to  cash  in  on  the 
newest  trends,  they  seem  to  be  chang 
ing  for  the  better. 

Keep  your  Bngers  crossed  and  your 
wallets  open. 


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On  the  strength  of  a  hit  album,  Supemnkown,  a  hit  song,  'Black  Hole  Sun,"  and  a  hit  video,  Soundgarden  left  the  realm  cK 
■altemative'  and  broke  into  the  mainstream  The  question  remains:  is  this  a  good  thing  or  a  bad  thing? 

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atmosphere.  You  can  never  be  bored  an  Covent  Gardens  In 

London  for  the  same  reason. 

Miss:  The  movie  Andre.  Pure  cheese,  from  sappy  pet 
tricks  to  the  annoying  song  that  plays  over  the  credits.  Also, 
The  Color  of  Night.  It's  so  cheesy>yn««tio«iki^ing  wck 
en. 

•  Andrew  Davldton,  production  manager 

Hit:  Budapest  and  Prague  -  traveling  through  the  old 
country  was  an  experience,  but  crossing  the  old  Iron 
Curtain  was  thoroughly  eye  opening.  Prague  was  easily 
the  most  beautiful  city  I've  ever  seen,  but  Budapest  was 
somehow  more  enjoyable  -  not  quite  as  ravaged  by 
tourists,  lower  prices,  friendlier  people.  1  paid  a  mere  $2 
to  see  the  Hungarian  National  Ballet  perform  Taming  of 
the  Shrew. 

Miss:  Germany.  Didn't  even  stop,  except  to  change  trains. 
The  people  were  very  unfriendly. 

•  Marnl  E.  Helfher,  editorial  production  ntanager 

Hit:  Driving  from  New  Jersey  to  Wyoming  In  four  days, 
the  flight  back,  and  good,  cheap,  lawn  seats  for  The  Eagles 
at  Great  Woods.  Seeing  Forrest  Gump  a  first,  and  then  a 
second  time. 

Miss:  Being  stuck  in  Amherst  for  every  other  day  of  the 
summer.  Seeing  Forrest  Gump  a  third  time. 


•  Tracy  Monahan,  editorial  editor 

Hit:  The  sports  science  exhibit  at  the  Boston  Museum  of 
Science.  Five-year-old  kids  could  hit  fastballs  harder  than 
me. 

-  Mlati  Having  Jtmoiy  Buffet  hose  his  fans  by  not  selling 
tickets  on  the  day  of  the  concert  It  sounded  good  from  the 
parking  lot,  though. 

•  Caleb  Cochran,  editorial  aasodate  editor 

Hit:  The  Beastle  Boys  at  Lollapalooza.  I  even  came  home 
with  Adrock's  hat. 
Miss:  The  Crow  soundrack.  Way  overrated. 

•  A4att  Vautour,  tporta  editor 

Hit:  Eagles  at  Foxboro.  I  would've  paid  the  $80  all  over 
again. 

Miss:  Summer  movie  sequels,  especially  City  Slickers  II 
and  Beverly  Hilts  Cop  3. 

•  Andrew  Bryce,  sports  editor 

Hit:  Jurassic  Park.  If  you're  trying  to  figure  out  why  this 
1993  hit  made  it  on  the  1994  hit  list,  I  saw  it  al  a  second- 
run  theater  for  99  cents.  Money  well  spent. 

Miss:  Missing  just  about  every  hit  of  the  summer  because 
I  refused  to  take  out  the  mortgage  on  the  home  to  see  a 
movie. 


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decidedly  uncommercial)  while  contin- 
ually reinventing  himself  ail  the  while. 

After  I992's  Ught  'n'  easy  folk  exer- 
cise Harvest  Moon,  It  was  inevitable 
that  Young  would  drop  the  acoustic 
guitar  and  plug  the  amps  back  in. 

With  his  latest  release.  Sleeps  With 
Angels,  Young  has  re-  teamed  with 
his  infamous  as  well  as  noise-ralslng 
back-up  band.  Crazy  Horse.  And 
while  the  group's  last  effort  together 
—  Ragged  Glory  —  was  a  crash  and 
bum  collage  of  guitars  and  feedback, 
this  time  around  the  boys  restrain 
themselves  a  bit.  In  the  process  they 
created  an  album  full  of  tension-Ailed 
numbers  that  lumber  on  at 
mid-tempo,  threatening  to  explode  at 
any  given  minute.  Sound  boring?  It 
isn't  With  Sleeps  With  Angels,  Young 
may  have  made  the  masterpiece  he 
has  been  teasing  us  with  since 
Freedom. 

Young  cleverly  has  combined  the 
dripping  imagery  of  his  softer  releases 
and  combined  It  with  the  harsh  guitar 


overtones  of  his  previous  Crazy  Horse 
efforts.  The  result  is  an  album  brim- 
ming with  dark,  ominous  overtones 
and  mind  blowing  guitar  work. 

Tracks  such  as  "Safeway  Cart"  and 
"Drive-by,"  as  their  names  suggest, 
handle  some  pretty  dark  topics  with  a 
conviction  not  seen  since  Young's 
milestone  album  Tonight's  The 
Night,  the  album's  closest  kin. 
Young,  in  a  display  of  true  guts,  even 
pays  homage  to  the  late  '70$  master- 
piece by  reviving  the  epic  guitar  solo 
with  the  achlngly  beautiful 
14-mlnute  track  "Change  Your 
Mind." 

With  Sleeps  With  Angels  Neil  Young 
has  proved  once  again  that  growing 
old  does  not  necessarily  mean  being 
afraid  to  change  and  develop.  By 
refusing  to  ignore  current  music 
trends  but  not  allowing  himself  to  be 
bogged  down  by  them.  Young  has 
proved  finally  what  he  has  been 
threatening  to  be  for  years.  A  true 
musical  genius.  A- 


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MOSCOW  (AP)  Bolsheviks  killed  Czar  Nicholas  ll's 
youngest  daughter  when  they  executed  the  royal  family  in 
1918,  a  Russian  government  panel  has  concluded. 

Princess  Anastasla's  fate  had  been  a  subject  of  specula 
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the  assassinations  and  escaped  abroad. 

In  a  report  released  Tuesday,  the  Russian  panel  said  the 
combined  findings  of  British  and  Russian  scientists  showed 
"definite  prooF  that  one  of  the  skeletons  found  in  a  pit 
outside  Yekaterinburg  in  1991  belonged  to  Anastasia. 

British  experts  determined  last  year  that  the  bones  were 
those  of  the  czar,  his  wife  and  three  of  his  five  children. 

The  royal  couple  had  four  daughters  and  a  son.  British 
experts  said  the  remains  they  examined  belonged  to  three 
of  the  daughters,  but  it  was  not  possible  to  tell  which 
three. 

"Our  tests  could  not  prove  who  they  were,  just  that  they 
were  three  of  the  girls,"  said  Alison  Streeton,  a  spokes 
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Streeton  said  she  could  not  comment  on  the  conclusions 


reached  by  the  Russians.  The  British  finished  their  work  in 
August  1 993  and  did  not  take  part  in  subsequent  research 
by  the  Russian  commission. 

British  scientists  are  working  on  their  own  study  based 
on  DNA  extracted  from  the  bones,  and  say  conclusive 
results  will  not  be  available  for  at  least  several  weeks. 

Authorities  still  have  not  found  the  remains  of 
Anastasla's  brother,  AJexei,  or  sister,  Maria,  according  to 
the  Russian  panel's  report. 

The  British  also  identified  the  remains  of  the  czar's  doc- 
tor, valet,  cook  and  maid.  They  and  the  members  of  the 
royal  family  were  herded  into  a  basement  and  killed  by  a 
Bolshevik  flring  squad  in  July  1918. 

Interest  in  the  case  has  increased  in  connection  with 
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"This  Is  my  love.  This  Is  my  kiss. 
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"1  don't  think  people  want  to  know 
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"The  Unsinkable  Molly  Brown."  "They 
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someone  to  kwe  Mary  Frances." 

NASHVILLE,  Tenn.  (AP)  —  Merle 
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prison  before  goiivg  on  to  stardom 
singing  about  blue-collar  life,  will  be 
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of  Fame  next  month.  The  Country 
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Haggard  served  time  in  San  Quentin 
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BURBANK,  Calif.  (AP)  —  The  U.S. 
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"Have  any  shaving  deals  yet?"  Leno 


wisecracked  as  the  14  teammates, 
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The  team  —  whose  members  live  in 
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During  the  taping  at  NBC,  Leno  had 
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Liam  McAllister  Stewart  —  7 
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Options  exist  for  GLB  students  at  UM 


By  Stephen  C.  Campbell 

Collegian  StaH 

The  tollcgi;  vcarN  arc  noloriou> 
as  a  period  u\  change,  a  lime  tor 
making  decisions  —  decisions  thai 
define  you  us  an  individual. 

Coming  oul  as  a  gay.  bisexual, 
lesbian  or  trunsgcndcrcd  individual 
is  a  diincull  decision  to  inuke.  bul 
there  are  places  to  go  il  vou  need 
help. 

For  those  who  are  already  oul. 
there  are  a  number  of  organizations 
on  campus  providing  opportunities 
lo  meet  new  people,  unwind  and 
Icam  more  about  yourself. 

They  also  provide  information  il 
you  are  questioning  your  sexual  ori- 
entation or  want  lo  get  involved  in 
gay.  lesbian  and  bisexual  issues. 

The  lesbian.  Ciay.  liisexual 
Alliance  (LHGA)  is  located  on  the 
top  lloor  of  the  Student  Dnion  in 
4I3H.  behind  the  Alliance  fur 
Student  Power  office 

A  registered  student  organiza- 
tion, the  l.UGA  provides  a  safe 
space  lor  gay.  lesbian,  bisexual  and 
transgendered  (GLUT)  students. 

Here  you  can  relax  between 
classes,  meet  new  people  and  some- 
limes  get  homework  done.  The 
LBGA  also  sponsors  discussion 


groups  including  the  Lesbian 
Itise.xual  Women's  Union  and  the 
rii  Rap  Group  and  holds  weekly 
inio- socials. 

The  Program  lor  Gay,  Lesbian 
and  hisexual  Concerns  is  housed  in 
Cranipton  House  in  Southwest 
Residential  Area. 

The  program  has  collecled  a 
library  of  over  1 .51)0  volumes  avail- 
able lo  anyone  in  the  Five  College 
community  lor  projects,  papers, 
national  resources  and  simply 
enjoyable  reading. 

The  Program  for  GLH  Concerns 
organizes  the  Speakers  Bureau 
which  provides  panels  of  speakers 
lo  classes,  dorms,  student  organiza- 
tions in  the  Five  College  area,  and 
any  other  organization  which 
makes  a  request. 

Speakers  are  lesbian,  bisexual 
and  gay  individuals  as  well  as  het- 
erosexual allies  who  speak  about 
their  own  experiences  and  answer 
questions  Imm  the  audience. 

The  relaxed  atmosphere  allows 
people  lo  ask  questions  about  gay. 
lesbian  and  bisexual  culture  and 
experience  that  they  would  not 
normally  have  the  opportunity  to 
ask. 

The  bureau  also  focuses  on  dis- 
missing   common    stereotypes. 


myths  and  misinfurmaliun  about 
gays,  lesbians  and  bisexuals. 

Another  program  is  the  weekly 
Brown  Bag  Lunch  series,  fealuring 
seminars  on  a  variety  of  gay  studies 
topics  ihai  can  be  taken  for  credit. 

A  monthly  GLB  Cafe  scries  fea 
luring  comedy,  music.  poeir>'  and 
theater  by  local  and  national  per- 
formers is  also  scheduled. 

If  you  experience  discrimination 
or  harassment  on  campus,  the 
Concerns  Office  offers  support  and 
referral  services  and  maintains  a 
record  of  homophobic  incidents. 

If  you're  looking  for  a  place  lo 
live  during  these  changes  in  your 
life,  you  can  try  the  Two  in  Twenty 
Floor. 

Located  in  Mary  Lyon 
Residence  Hall  in  the  Northeast 
Residential  Area,  the  floor  offers 
oLBT  students  and  allies  a  sup- 
portive and  productive  living  envi- 
ronment. 

For  additional  information  you 
can  read  BLATANT,  a  monthly 
newsletter  published  by  the 
Concerns  Office,  or  call  their 
24-hour  voice  inail  line, 
54-LAMDA  (545-2652).  which 
lists  information  on  counseling, 
local  business,  health  issues  and 
Five  College  groups. 


Smoking  ban  hits  town  of  Amherst 


By  Ben  Gemon 

Collegian  Staff 


HOW  TO  SAVE  A  FEW  BUCKS. 

(YOU  CANT  LIVE  OFF  PSYCH  EXPERIMENTS  ALONE.) 

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difficulties,  please  contact  the  department  head 

or  call  the  Ombuds  Office  at  545-0867 


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lulv. 

Members  of  the  health  department  announeed  their 
decision  to  curtail  smoking  in  Amherst  at  a  March  50 
Amherst  Select  Koard  meeting.  They  moved  ahead  with 
the  current  regulations  after  an  April  15  public  hearing 
showed  support  for  a  ban. 

The  department  is  also  using  money  awarded  by  the 
state  to  fund  anti-smoking  educational  programs  for 
Amherst  youths  as  part  of  its  push  to  decrease  smoking  in 
the  area  (see  sidebar). 

Tobacco  smoke,  inhakxl  directly  or  passively,  is  linked 
to  lung  cancer,  heart  disease  and  the  inllammation  of  res- 
piratory disorders.  The  Surgeon  Cieneral  classifies  ciga- 
rette smoke  as  a  carcinogen. 

loins  Norlhamplon  in  ban 

The  Northampton  Board  of  Health  has  also  taken  steps 
to  limit  the  number  of  areas  where  smoking  is  allowed.  As 
of  Sept,  I.  smoking  in  Northampton  was  banned  in  public 
areas  such  as  libraries  and  common  areas  of  shared  hous- 
ing. 

Cigarette  vending  machines  and  the  advertising  of  tobac- 
co products  on  public  transportation  are  also  prohibited. 

Smoking  in  Northampton  restaurants  will  be  pmhibilcd 
as  of  November,  and  the  city  is  still  considering  banning 
smoking  in  its  bars. 

The  new  regulations  in  Northampton  come  as  a  relief  to 
members  of  the  Amherst  business  community  who  feared 
ban  in  only  Amherst  would  drive  restaurant  clientele  into 
Northampton  establishments. 

"In  order  for  it  to  work,  everyone's  got  to  do  it.  That's 
the  bottom  line."  Oian  Mandle,  director  of  the  Amherst 
Area  Chamber  of  Commerce.  "I'm  not  worried  I  think 
everyone's  coming  on  board. 

"We  were  in  favor  of  it  as  long  as  everyone  else  did  il. 
We'd  like  lo  see  Springfield  and  other  small  towns  jump 
on  too." 

While  the  Amherst  Health  Department  considered  the 
potential  effeci  on  eateries  the  ban  might  have,  department 
member  Epi  IkKJhi  said  she  believes  the  new  regulations 
won't  damage  area  businesses  and  may  attract  customers. 

"It  can  go  both  ways.  We're  hoping  people  will  seek  out 
the  smoke-free  restaurants."  said  Hodhi. 

The  reaction  of  restaurant  owners  and  managers  to  the 
ban  has  been  mixed. 

"Even  on  a  weekend,  with  a  line  down  to  the  dcxjr.  the 
smoking  room  would  be  empty."  said  |udie  Teraspulsky. 
owner  of  the  popular  downtown  Amherst  restaurant 
ludic's. 

Teraspulsky  began  experimenting  with  a  completely 
smoke-free  restaurant  three  months  ago  by  prohibiting 
smoking  in  ludie's  if  the  first  customer  seated  in  the 
smoking  section  preferred  a  smokeless  environment. 

"In  the  three  months,  I  only  got  one  person  who  was  so 
pissed  off  that  they  left."  said  Teraspulsky.  "One  customer 
already  told  me  they  came  from  Northampton  to  Amherst 
because  they  don't  like  the  smoke." 

When  i«  a  bar  not  a  bar? 

lerry  lolly,  manager  of  Rafters  sports  bar  and  the  Pub 
and  Seasons  restaurants,  said  business  hasn't  suffered 
noticeablv  because  of  the  ban  but  he's  worried  ab(.)ui  the 


Amherst  youth  targeted 
by  anti-smoking  campaign 


By  B«n  Gemon 

Collegian  Staff 


Amherst's  ban  on  smoking  in  places  of  eroploy- 
ment,  instituted  Sept.  1  by  the  Amherst  Health 
Department,  is  only  part  of  the  department's  push 
to  decrease  smoking  in  the  area. 

The  department  has  also  embarked  on  a 
state-funded  effort  to  educate  Amherst  youths 
about  the  dangers  of  cigarette  smoking  through  a 
series  of  innovative,  hands-on  activities. 

"My  philosophy  is  to  focus  on  youth.  Seventh 
graders  will  be  targeted  to  be  a  smoke-free  genera- 
tion." said  Constance  lohnson,  the  health  depart- 
ment's tobacco  control  director. 

This  year  the  department  is  using  $50,000  gnnl- 
ed  by  the  state  Department  of  Public  Health's 
Health  Protection  Fund.  The  fund  was  established 
svith  revenues  generated  from  the  stale  cigarette  tax 
passed  in  1992. 

Earlier  this  summer  Johnson  worked  with 
Amherst  Regional  Junior  High  School  students  to 
create  an  "Teens  Take  Charge,"  an  educational 
video  that  aired  on  Amherst  Community  Television. 

Also  included  in  the  video  was  a  concert  by  area 
teens  rapping  about  health  issues  like  safe  s«x  and 
the  dangers  of  smoking. 

The  students  didn't  just  perform,  though.  They 
got  behind  the  cameras  and  worked  on  the  video's 
production. 

"A  lot  of  the  program  featured  youths  as  part  of 
the  production  team,  lust  being  involved  [with  the 
production)  reinforced  the  idea  that  smoking  is 
bad,"  said  ACTV  Executive  Director  Myra  Lenbury. 

Johnson  says  the  goal  of  the  department's  pro- 
gram is  to  put  an  end  to  smoking  as  a  aocially 
encouraged  practice. 

"More  people  die  from  tobacco-related  deaths 
than  from  drunk  driving  or  AIDS,'  lohnson  said. 
"One  day  i  realized  how  socialized  the  level  of 
8'reptance  is." 

lohnson  also  ran  an  anti-smoking  booth  at  the 
Tri-County  Fair  in  Northampton  and  at  last 
Thursday's  public  health  forum,  the  "Health  and 
Benefits  Fair*  at  Amherst  Regional  lunior  High. 

The  Amherst  Health  Department  will  receive 
$43,000  from  the  state  public  health  department  in 
1995,  but  lohnson  hopes  eventually  the  funds  won't 
be  needed. 


other  area  bars  because  it  is  classified  as  a  restaurant  and 
consequently  is  smokc-frcc. 

Establishments  earning  bO  percent  or  more  of  their  rev- 
enue from  alcohol  sales  are  considered  bars  by  the  health 
department. 

While  the  Pub  doesn't  fall  into  that  category,  most  of  its 
business  after  9:50  p.m.  comes  from  alcohol  sales,  lolly  is 
planning  lo  appeal  lo  the  board  for  an  exemption  allowing 
smoking  at  the  Pub  after  9:50  p.m.  until  all  Amherst  bare 
become  smoke-free  in  |uly. 

"I  think  it's  a  little  unusual.  I  feel  I'm  going  to  be  at  a 
competitive  disadvantage  if  the  bars  attracting  students 
arc  smoking  and  the  Pub  is  non-smoking,"  said  lolly.  "I'd 
like  to  see  a  level  playing  field." 

Violators  of  the  new  regulations  face  fines  between  $20 
and  $60  if  caueht  allowine  smokina  in  restricted  areas. 


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i-ontioueil  ttuiii  pugc  1 

"The  proptisiil  iiukulos  ihc  pjrkinf'  -p.uiN  IIila 
iiic  nol  J  vcp.ii.iii.  tosi  likt-  ihc  .iiiiJi.-  ti-p..rkil.' 
Wiiflhi  sjij 

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.1  tai  pool  umhI  b>  ilic  IMdsv  sijll  lo  Iru^cl 
bclwcL'ti  itK-  li\i.'  ■l.■.lmpu^c^  ii lul  lht\iiit;houi  ihc 
^Uilc.  jcloiJiiij;  Id  \Sijj;hl. 

The  (Jliihf's  mulh  was  uImi  incuircu  .iccnidinj; 
10  W'ri^'hl.  The  ihrw  piirkinj;  vp;ices  ui.uki  msl  ihe 
I  \1jvs  Pii.--uIcih\  OIIivC  S*<ii  ,(  iiKiiilh.  nol  Ihc 
Shut  ii  momh,  ii>.  ihe  Oiohf  (i[xiiled. 

The  ledse  lor  the  LJ^1us^  piesidenl's  olliee,  which 
eo-ls  SU->.2"^  J  monlh.  was  reviewed  and  approved 
by  (he  Mjiev  Division  ol  C'upilal  Planning  and 
Operalions  The  lease  will  remain  in  eileel  unlil 
\'i'i7 .  ueeoidint;  to  Wrighi. 

Mie  Olohe  reporled  oHieiaK  at  ihe  [division  ol 
Capiial  Planning  and  Operaiions  noted  the 
$lb  per  loot  priee  negotiated  during  an  eeononiie 
downturn  is  betlei  than  the  current  priee  of  com- 
parable olliee  sp;ice.  which  costs  as  much  as 
$23-per  squaie  loot. 

"We  are  saving  S7-per  loot,  which  currently 
saves  us  a  total  ol  S84.00U  a  year  at  market  rale," 
Wright  said  "W  c  will  continue  to  have  a  good  bar- 
gain on  olliee  space  lor  the  next  five  years,  at  least." 

The  Uhihc's  siiirv  also  reported  that  the  7t  State 
St.  garage  oilers  several  "luxurious"  services, 
including  uniformed  valets  on  duly  24  hours  a  day 
and  elevators  with  piped-in  music. 

The  UMass  president's  office  had  no  control  in 
decision  where  the  reserved  parking  would  be 
located,  according  to  Wright 

The  Matley  Co.  first  found  parking  space  across 
the  street,  at  the  Center  Plaza  building,  said  Wright 
The  Plaza  then  forced  the  hlatley  Co.  to  relocate  the 
parking  spaces  when  it  needed  the  space  for 
employees  working  in  the  office. 

The  Flalley  Co.  found  space  at  Ihe  State  St. 
garage,  and  according  to  Wright,  it  actually  costs 
less  to  park  there. 

"The  Plaza  was  right  across  the  street  and  it  still 
costs  $5  more  to  park  there  than  at  the  Stale  Street 
garage,"  Wright  said. 

The  Glohf  reported  in  the  article  that  there  was 
free  parking  at  two  state  garages,  the  McConnack 
and  Salionsiall  buildings,  which  is  actually  closer 
than  the  State  Street  garage. 

"The  fact  of  the  matter  is  that  there  is  no  avail- 
able space  for  parking  at  either  lot."  Wright  said. 
"The  open  lot  currently  used  by  the  state  is  being 
closed  to  create  space  for  the  new  courthouse,  elim- 
inating 370  spaces. 

"Parking  has  been  a  serious  problem  in  down- 
town Boston  for  quite  a  few  years,"  Wright  said. 

The  UMass  president's  office  did  add  an  addi- 
tional parking  space  which  costs  $285  a  month, 
according  to  Wright  The  additional  parking  is  not 
included  in  the  office's  lease. 

The  UMass  office  also  leases  parking  for 
Hooker's  car  for  $295  a  month  at  a  Washington 
Street  garage.  Hooker's  Oidsmobile  sedan,  leased 
by  UMass  for  $450.  is  included  in  his  contract, 
Wright  said. 

The  Globe's  story  contributed  to  an  article  run  by 
(he  As.sociated  Press  and  several  other  newspaper 
stories  ati'J  editorials  with  inaccurate  information. 
Wright  said. 

"I  am  surprised  that  none  of  the  other  newspa- 
pers called  to  confirm  the  information  in  the 
Globe's  article,'  Wright  said. 

According  to  Wright,  the  University's  office  has 
received  several  complaints  following  the  Globe's 
story  and  has  resulted  in  bad  publicity. 


Williamses 


luestlay.  Septemher  1  <,  1W4  /  Page  15 


continued  from  page  I 


(  OdICIAN  na  PHOTO 


Keith  Williams 


COtltCtANfllt  P»*OT0 

Marcellette  Williams 


at  the  University  while  they  were  being 
heavily  a'cruited  by  Scott  and  wea-  still 
employed  at  Michigan  State  University. 

The  chancellor  wrote  letters  to  the 
Williamses  asking  for  the  money  back 
because  they  weren't  paid  for  the 
consulting  work  until  May  10.  They 
assumed  their  positions  full-time  in 
lanuarv 

Scott  said  he  delayed  paying  them 
because  of  a  mental  lapse. 

"I  did  actually  forget  at  the  time, 
due  to  some  serious  illness  in  my 
family  and  other  distractions,"  Scott 
said  to  the  Daily  Hampshire  Gazelle. 

"It  was  mentioned  once  or  twice 
since  then,  and  I  guess  I  procrastinat- 
ed because  of  the  issue  ol  the  lime 
merging  into  their  actually  being 
employed  full-time." 

The  chancellor  worked  with  the 


William.ses  at  Michigan  Slate,  where 
he  served  as  provost  before  coming 
to  UMass. 

"We  are  eager  10  fulfill  our  com- 
mitment of  working  for  the  continued 
growth  of  this  fine  institution.  We 
hope  that  with  the  rescission  of  the 
consulting  contracts  we  can  continue 
to  focus  on  our  jobs."  the  Williamses 
said  in  a  joint  statement. 

When  contacted  Sept.  9,  Keith 
Williams  declined  to  comment  on  the 
incident.  He  said  he  does  not  want  to 
add  anything  more  to  what  he  has 
already  said  to  the  press. 

Students  and  other  members  of  the 
University  community  have  been 
highly  critical  of  Scott's  relationship 
with  the  Williamses.  He  was  criticized 
in  November  for  hiring  the  couple 
during  lay  offs  and  a  hiring  freeze. 


lobby 


continued  from  page  I 
fees. 

Last  May.  the  Higher  Education  Coordinating  Council 
(HECC)  agreed  to  a  plan  proposed  by  administrators  in 
conjunction  with  siudent  leaders  to  freeze  tuition  and  fees 
and  possibly  roll  them  back. 

A  rollback  can  only  occur  if  the  state  legislation  gives 
the  school  an  increase  of  $21.8  million  in  appropriations 
or  al  least  the  amount  of  the  rise  in  the  cost  of  living. 

Administrators,  students  and  parents  joined  together  in 
a  successful  lobbying  effort  to  gain  suppwrt  in  the  State 
House  for  ihe  need  increase  in  state  appropriations. 

The  House  approved  a  $10  million  increase  in  funding. 
The  Senate  increased  that  figure  to  $15  million  for  ihe 
live-  campus  University  system. 

UMass-Amherst  will  receive  a  $6.3  million  increase  in 
appropriations  for  this  year. 

The  freeze  was  approved  by  the  Board  of  Trustees  on 
Aug    10. 


FAC 


continued  from  page  1 

"It  was  one  of  our  highest  deferred  maintenance  pri- 
orities," Cahill  said. 

The  building's  flaws  were  addressed  by  the  state 
Attorney  General's  office  in  the  late  1970s,  which  con- 
sidered examining  the  liability  of  the  building's  original 
contractor,  the  now  defunct  state  Bureau  of  Building 
Construction.  No  action  was  taken  and  the  project  was 
handed  to  the  state  Division  of  Capital  Planning  and 
Operations,  which  completed  a  study  in  1986. 

A  design  firm  contracted  by  the  DCPO  completed  a 
renovation  plan  in  1988.  Slate  budget  cuts  shelved  the 
project  in  thai  fall,  only  to  have  them  dusted  off  again 
in  spring  of  1995  with  a  decision  to  tap  a  state  fund  for 
public  building  renovation  and  repair. 

The  FAC's  University  Gallery  has  been  closed 
throughout  the  renovations.  Water  had  leaked  into  the 


gallery,  forcing  the  construction  of  troughs  to  collect 
and  re-route  the  leakage. 

"We  had  had  problems  since  the  building  opened  in 
1975.  Rain  would  collect  in  the  Ibuilding]  plaza  and 
find  its  way  through  the  concrete."  said  University 
Gallery  Director  Betsy  Siersma. 

The  Music  Library,  previously  in  the  FAC,  has  relo- 
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had  also  experienced  problems  with  leaks  in  the  past. 

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of  the  campus  pond  will  be  cut  off  until  October. 

Another  leakage  problem  on  campus  should  be 
solved  this  week  as  workers  put  the  finishing  touches 
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Robinson  reshapes  Student  Affairs  to  foster  collaboration 


By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegian  StaH 


X'ui.-  cluiiucliur  <.il  SuicJcnl  All.iiis  Thotniis  Ri^hiii-uii 
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In        \u(;u--i.       Rcihinson 
.mniiiitKcd  pl.itiN  lo  rcslruc- 
lure  Sludenl   Alldir^  by  elinii 
iialing  ihc  cunciii  nrpdiii/ii 
lion  b.i^cd  on  the  eoncept  ot 
•■i\  iliM^ions. 

In  plaee  of  ihe  divisions,       

Rohinsi>n  is  erealing  an  organ!- 

/alion  based  on  clusters  ol  departments  which,  in  his 
words,  "share  an  affinity  with  other  departments  and  pro- 
grams within  Ihe  cluster. 


"At  a  linw  when  collabora- 
tion and  partnership  is  critical 
at  the  Uni\'crsit\\  the  concept 
of  divisions  does  not  ivork  well 
—  literally  or  figuratively, " 

I  hoiiuis  Robinson 


In  a  memo  to  the  Student  Allairs  stall  ,iiid  .ludenl  lead 


ers,  Uohiiivon  explained  his  reasons  for  eliininating  the 
iliM^miis  and  replacing  them  with  clusters. 

■•\i  a  time  when  collaboration  and  partnership  is  criti- 
cal at  the  University,  the  concept  of  divisions  does  not 
WDik  well       literally  or  figuratively."  Robin.son  said. 

Robinson  said  he  believes 
~^~^^^^^^^^^^~  the  now  organization  for 
Student  Affairs  will  allow  for  a 
manageable  span  of  control, 
facilitate  the  daily  work  of 
departments  and  programs, 
enhance  communication,  create 
innovation  and  provide  ample 
opportunity  for  decision  mak- 
ing in  a  timely  fashion. 

According  to  the  vice  chan- 
cellor, the  new  organization 
will  also  give  him  more  free 
lime  to  interact  with  students  and  staff. 

"Since  a  number  of  Student  Affairs  program  areas  are 
engaged  in  change,  I  also  want  to  be  more  available  to 
department  and  program  heads  to  offer  assistance  and 


support,"  RobinMiii  said 

The  four  main  clusters  are  the  Campus  Ai.!ivities 
Cluster,  the  Student  Alfairs  Cluster,  the  f  nrollnient 
Cluster  and  the  Vice  Chancellor's  Cluster. 

Robinson  hopes  the  clusters  will  lead  lo  grcaicr  inicrai. 
lion  between  the  dlllerent  areas  within  Student  \llair> 

"I  am  hopeful  that  the  clusters  will  be  lle.\iblc  so  ihai 
collaboration  and  partnership  will  occur  within  and 
between  clusters,"  Robinson  said. 

The  basic  concepts  of  the  organization  have  been  con- 
sistent with  those  endorsed  by  an  advisory  group  o!  lacul- 
ty,  staff  and  students  a  year  ago.  According  to  the  memo. 
Robinson  also  has  the  support  of  Chancellor  l')avid  K. 
Scott. 

Robinson  also  ensured  staff  members  that  despite  ilic 
changes  occurring  to  Student  Affairs  and  the  loss  ol  poM 
lions  in  the  past  due  to  budget  reductions,  all  current  stall 
will  be  accommodated  in  the  new  structure  and  no  cur 
rently  occupied  positions  will  be  eliminated  . 

According  to  the  memo,  changes  within  Student  Alfairs 
will  begin  lo  take  effect  immediately  but  likely  won't  be 
completed  until  fiscal  year  1996. 


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Alums'  donations 
helps  food  science  dept. 
close  in  on$lM  goal 


By  Jessica  Tavema 

Collegian  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  has  nearly  met 
its  goal  ol  raising  $!  million  for  the  food  science 
department  to  finance  new  equipment,  upgraded 
labs,  scholarships,  visiting  professorships  and  travel 
expenses. 

The  two  year  campaign,  which  has  already  lolled 
in  at  $850,000  in  donations,  pledges  and  equip- 
ment, will  come  to  a  finish  at  the  end  of  September, 
according  to  Fergus  M.  Clydesdale,  head  of  the  food 
science  department. 

The  goal  is  to  get  an  endowment  that  would  stabi- 
lize funding  for  the  department  and  leave  it  unaf- 
fected by  fluctuations  in  state  budget  cuts, 
Clydesdale  said. 

"If  we  can  raise  enough  money  for  an  endow- 
ment, the  department  will  receive  somewhere 
between  $50,000  and  $100,000  a  year  forever," 
Clydesdale  said. 

The  University  will  invest  the  money  once  the 
campaign  is  complete  and  the  department  will 
receive  the  amount  of  the  annual  interest  each  year, 
Clydesdale  said. 

A  20-membcr  alumni  advisory  committee  kicked 
off  the  fund-raising  campaign  by  contributing 
funds.  Clydesdale  said. 

The  fund-raising  entailed  work  with  the  Telefund 
telemarketing  organization  on-campus  and  drew 
contributions  from  friends  of  the  department  and  a 
handful  of  corporations,  such  as  Coca-Cola,  Pepsi, 
Nabisco  and  Frito-Lay.  Clydesdale  said. 

Some  of  the  corporations  that  contributed  are 
headed  by  UMass  alumni,  such  as  Ocean  Spray  and 
CPC  International  Inc.,  whose  products  include 
Hellman's  mayonnaise,  Thomas'  English  muffins, 
Argo  cornstarch  and  Skippy  peanut  butter, 
Clydesdale  said. 

"The  food  science  department  needs  desperately 
to  upgrade  its  instrumentation,'  grad  student  Srini 
Subramanian  said.  "Most  of  the  labs  are  under- 
equippcHJ  and  sometimes  our  students  will  go  to  the 
engineering  labs  to  do  work  because  we  have  such 
poor  computer  facilities." 

The  UMass  food  science  department,  the  oldest  of 
its  kind  in  the  country  and  ranked  among  the  top 
five  in  the  nation,  has  received  $150,00  worth  of 
new  equipment  because  of  the  campaign. 

The  campaign  has  targeted  contributions  from 
alumni,  which,  in  turn,  has  opened  the  door  to 
improved  alumni  relations  with  students  and  the 
department  as  a  whole,  Clydesdale  said. 

"We  encourage  anyone  who  gives  to  come  and 
check  out  the  department  and  meet  the  students," 
Clydesdale  said.  "They  come  down  here  and  see 
what  we're  up  to.  Students  have  been  getting  three 
or  four  job  offers  each." 


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UMass  chosen  for  direct  loan  program 


By  Jessica  Tox^rna 

Collegian  Staff 


The  Uni\ctM!v  ul  \1j»ai.huM.-lls  has  hccn  sclfcltil  to 
panicipiilc  in  .1  ikw  prugidin  thai  will  cnabli'  Mudcnls  w< 


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obtain  all  ul  ihcir  ciKn-alional 
cmtucnl . 

UMass  is  one  ol  the  87  school^  in 
the  couniry  that  has  Ivcn  chusLii  lu 
take  part  in  the  Federal  Direct 
Student  Loan  Program  beginninj;  in 
the  I'J'JS-^t)  academic  >ear. 

"This  i^  one  program  we've  need- 
ed lor  a  long  lime."  said  Kurt  Hatly. 
director  ol  Financial  Aid  Services. 

The  way  the  sysiem  runs  now.  it 
lakes  six  lo  eight  weeks  10  process  a 
loan  application,  gel  all  the  paper 

work  out  of  the  way  and  finally        

receive  the  loan.  Under  the  federal 

program,  the  process  will  begin  and  end  in  the  span  of 

one  week. 

By  streamlining  the  system,  administrative  tasks  will  be 
simplified,  costs  for  taxpayers  will  be  cut  and  better  ser- 
vices will  be  available  to  students.  U.S.  Secretary  of 
Education  Richard  W.  Riley  said  in  u  press  release. 

The  federal  government  will  do  this  by  providing  loans 
directly  through  ihe  school,  thus  eliminating  the  need  for 
guaranty  agencies,  secondary  markets,  banks  and  other 
private  lenders. 

"This  will  relieve  anxieties  and  fears  of  going  here, 
there  and  everywhere  for  a  loan,"  Batly  said.    "It'll  be  like 


"If lis  will  relieve  anx- 
ieties and  fears  of  going 
here,  there  and  every- 
where for  a  loan.  It  'II  he 
like  one-  stop  shop- 
ping. " 

-Burt  Batty 


one    stiij)  shopping." 

Repaymeni  options  are  presently  fixed  on  a  10-year 
payment  plan  The  federal  program  will  offer  standard, 
extended,  graduated  and  income  contingcnl  repayment 
options 

Hy  ollcring  an  income  contingent  option,  the  program 
_^__^_____  assists  post-grads  in  avoiding  the 
scenario  of  entrance  into  the  work 
lorce  in  a  stale  of  "high  indebted- 
ness," and  suffrage  through  a  pay- 
back schedule  that  is  disproportion- 
ale  to  their  actual  income,  Batly 
said. 

There  will  fx;  four  direct  loan  pro- 
grams offered:  a  Federal  Direct 
Stafford  Loan  Program.  Federal 
Direct  Unsubsidized  Stafford  Loan 
Program,  Federal  Direct  PLUS  Loan 

Program     and     Federal     Direct 

Consolidation  Loan  Program. 
The  standard  plan  will  offer  a  fixed  annual  repayment 
over  a  fixed  period  of  time,  the  extended  plan  will  offer  a 
fixed  annual  repaymeni  over  a  longer  period  of  lime.  The 
graduated  repayment  plan  will  also  offer  two  or  more  lev- 
els of  repayment. 

The  program  will  take  advantage  of  the  federal  govern- 
ment's access  to  lower  interest  rates  attached  and  will 
.save  taxpayers  money  in  the  long  run. 

UMass  was  chosen  from  more  than  7,500  eligible 
schools.  Other  schools  chosen  from  Massachusetts 
include  UMass-  Lowell,  Harvard  University,  Amherst 
College.  Stonehill  College  and  Williams  College. 


Faculty  union  wins  contract,  15  percent  pay  raise 


By  Geri  Sahn 

Collegian  Staff 


Faculty  and  librarians  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  accepted 
a  three-year  contract  which  will  pro- 
vide raises  of  up  to  15  percent  over 
the  next  three  years. 

At  the  end  of  July,  the 
Massachusetts  Society  of  Professors 
(MSP),  which  represents  1.200  facul- 
ty members  and  librarians,  approved 
Ihe  contract  by  a  nearly  unanimous 
vote. 

Although  many  people  weren't 
present  on  the  voting  day.  history 
professor  and  MSP  President 
Leonard  Richards  said  many  people 


voted  by  phone  although  their  voles 
did  not  count. 

"The  vole  of  the  faculty  was 
155-2,  and  this  indicates  that  most 
people  were  happy  with  the  con- 
tract," he  said. 

The  approved  pact  includes  a  2.5 
percent  increase  across  the  board 
that  will  go  into  effect  Jan.  1.  The 
contract  also  calls  for  2.3  percent 
increases  in  merit  pay  beginning 
July  I. 

The  contract  was  approved  by  the 
UMass  Board  of  Trustees  and 
President  Michael  K.  Hooker.  Vet  in 
order  for  it  to  become  official,  the 
requested  contract  must  be  taken  to 
Gov.  William  Weld. 


Young  entrepeneur^s  first  tax 

SARATOGA  SPRINGS.  NY.  (AP)  -  If  only  all  tax- 
payers were  like  Ruth  Holmes. 

After  selling  $10.75  in  lemonade  from  her  street -comer 
stand  this  summer,  the  10-year-old  entrepreneur  dutifully 
deducted  her  expenses,  calculated  her  profits,  figured  her 
sales  tax  and  delivered  it  to  the  mayor. 

All  75  cents  of  it. 

The  girl's  stand  averaged  no  more  than  six  ctisioniors 
per  day.  "And  that  included  mom,  dad  and  nic"  Ruth 
said. 

Her  mother.  Phyllis  Roth,  said  she  gave  the  girl  a  lesson 
in  profits,  but  never  suggested  the  tuxes. 

"I  didn't  say  to  her,  "Where  are  the  taxes?"  Roth  said. 
"She  came  to  me  with  the  75  cents  in  an  envelope  and 
said  she  wanted  me  to  give  it  to  the  mayor." 

Mrs.  Roth  handed  the  money  to  Saratoga  Springs 
Mayor  A.C.  Dake  during  a  business  luncheon  last  Friday. 
The  mayor  wrote  the  girl  a  letter,  thanking  her  for  her 
"good  citizenship." 

Bui  while  city  officials  are  grateful,  but  they're  not  sure 
what  lo  do  with  the  money. 

A  spokesman  for  the  state  Department  of  Taxation  and 
Finance  said  sales  under  $600  and  sales  made  by  minors 
aren't  subject  to  tax. 

"Under  the  age  of  17,  she  is  not  viewed  by  the  law  as  a 
business  no  matter  how  serious  she  was,  although  we  do 
applaud  her  attitude  and  spirit,"  Paul  Rickard  said. 

The  city  is  considering  several  options  for  the  funds  — 
returning  it.  counting  it  as  miscellaneous  city  revenue  or 
giving  it  to  a  charity  along  with  money  donated  by  City 


Weld  will  have  45  days  to  bring 
the  request  to  the  state  Legislature 
and  ask  for  funding.  The  state 
Legislature  must  appropriate  the 
money  for  the  raises. 

The  union  went  without  a  contract 
for  more  than  a  year,  with  faculty 
and  librarians  working  1  3  months 
under  the  expired  contract. 

"It  took  us  a  long  time  to  put  a 
contract  together,  so  there  was  a 
delay."  Richards  said. 

Merit  raises  will  be  based  upon 
performance.  Each  individual  will  be 
evaluated  by  their  department  head, 
who  will  then  submit  recommenda- 
tions for  a  raise  to  the  dean  of  that 
department. 


News  Briefs 

Council  members.  Ruth  gets  the  final  say.  and  so  far  she 
favors  the  charity  option. 

Jobless  grads  paid  by  college 

ROCHESTLR.  NY.  (AP)  —  St.  John  Fisher  College  is 
willing  to  bet  up  to  $5,000  that  each  student  will  land  a 
job  within  six  months  of  graduation. 

The  liberal  arts  college  in  the  Rochester  suburb  of 
Pittsford  is  starting  a  program  called  "The  Fisher 
Commitment."  a  contract  requiring  each  participating 
freshman  to  join  campus  activities,  complete  a  job-related 
internship,  map  out  career  goals  and  graduate  with  a  2.75 
grade-point  average  or  better. 

For  its  part,  Fisher  wall  provide  guidance  from  mentors 
and  career  counselors.  Students  who  complete  the  pro- 
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their  field  within  six  months,  college  President  William 
Pickett  promises. 

If  the  graduate  can't  find  a  job,  Fisher  will  dole  out  $400 
per  month  —  up  to  $5,000  —  until  he  or  she  is  employed. 

"There's  no  doubt  in  my  mind  students  will  be  able  to 
work  in  the  field  they  want  to."  said  Pickett.  "No  student 
is  going  to  want  the  money." 

The  president  said  the  program  was  in  part  a  way  to 
help  boost  enrollment,  which  is  projected  to  drop  this  fall 
by  6  percent  to  1 ,580  students. 

Fisher  already  has  a  high  placement  rate  for  graduates, 
Pickett  said.  In  a  recent  placement  survey,  more  than  90 
percent  of  students  res|X)nding  said  they  were  employed 
full  time  or  attending  graduate  school  within  nine  months 
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Eleanor  Bateman,  91, 
alumni  medal  recipient 


Obituaries 


Alum  Eleanor  Baicman  died  Aug 
8.  She  was  91. 

Baienian,  whu  graduated  Irom 
UMass  in  1923.  was  a  founding 
member  of  the  Hoard  of  Trustees  ol 
the  UMass  Building  Assoeialion.  She 
was  awarded  the  UMass  alumni 


medal  in  I9i7. 

In  1989.  Ihe  HIeanor  Baieman 
Alumni  Scholar-in-  Residence  pro- 
gram was  established  in  her  honor. 
Memorial  services  will  be  held  in 
SeptemlxT. 


Patrick  Brennan,  21, 
senior  forestry  major 


UMass  senior  Patrick  R.  Brennan. 
21.  of  Dallon  died  in  an  automobile 
accident  in  Ontario.  Oregon,  on  lune 
19.  He  was  in  the  forcsiy  program  at 
UMass. 

The  son  of  Donald  and  Pamela 
Stone  Brennan.  he  was  born  in 
Pitlsfield  on  Sept.  22.  1972.  he  grad- 
uated from  Wahconah  Regional  High 
School  in  Dalton.  where  he  was 
inducted  into  the  National  Honor 
Society. 

Brennan's  interest  in  directing,  act- 
ing and  singing  had  landed  him  per 
lormances  at  the  Theater  Barn  in 
New  Lebanon.  N.Y..  and  at  the 
Starlite  Theater  in  New  Jersey.  He 


was  planning  to  work  this  past  sum- 
mer at  Ncllowslone  National  Park. 

Brennan  was  inducted  into  the 
National  Honor  Society  at 
Wahconah  Regional  High  School  in 
Dalton. 

He  was  one  of  four  people  travel- 
ing near  the  Oregon-  Idaho  border  in 
a  1991  Chevrolet  Blazer.  According 
lo  police,  the  driver  I'f  the  car  fell 
asleep  at  the  wheel  and  the  ear  ran 
oil  the  road  and  Hipped  over  before 
striking  a  tree. 

Brennan  is  believed  to  have  died  at 
ihe  scene.  The  other  three  occupants 
of  the  car  recieved  varying  degrees  of 
injuries. 


Suzanne  Prunier,  24, 
1993  fine  arts  graduate 


Alum  Suzanne  Prunier,  24.  died  of 
stab  wounds  in  the  doorway  of  her 
Maiden  apartment  on  luly  15.  Prunier 
graduated  from  UMass  in  1993  with  a 
bachelor  of  arts  degree  in  fine  arts. 

Prunier's  boyfriend.  Darron 
Conley,  22.  was  arraigned  luly  1 5  in 
Maiden  District  Court  and  pleaded 
not  guilty  lo  murder  and  armed 


assault  with  intent  to  murder. 

He  is  being  held  without  bail  at  the 
Middlesex  District  Court  in 
Cambridge. 

Four  large-scale  paintings  that 
were  part  of  Prunier's  thesis  exhibit 
called  "Kaleidoscapes"  are  currently 
on  display  near  the  escalators  on  the 
Lincoln  Campus  Center  Concourse. 


Arless  Spielman,  77, 
retired  dean  at  UMass 


Arless  Spielman.  77.  of  Amherst, 
retired  dean  of  the  College  of  Food 
and  Natural  Resources,  died  luly  lb 
at  Cooley  Dickinson  Hospital  in 
Northampton. 

During  the  25  years  that  Spielman 
headed  the  College  of  Food  and 
Natural  Resources,  it  grew  to  be  the 
seventh  largest  among  the  land-grant 
colleges  of  agriculture  in  the  United 
Slates. 


He  initiated,  organized  and  admin- 
istered the  UMass-Aid  program  lo 
develop  a  college  of  agriculture 
across  seas  and  improve  llie  African 
nation's  farm  credit  and  rural  exten- 
sion programs. 

Spielman  was  appointed  to  the 
stale  Board  of  Agriculture  in  1972 
and  has  taught  at  both  Washington 
Slate  University  and  Cornell 
University. 


Franklin  Patterson,  77, 
Hampshire  College  founder 


Franklin  Patterson,  founder  of 
Hampshire  College,  died  July  14  at 
his  home  in  Framingham.  He  was 
77. 

Patterson  headed  Hampshire 
College  from  1966  to  1971  and 
wrote  "The  Making  of  a  College." 


which  served  as  the  foundation  for 
the  Hampshire  College  philosophy. 

He  taught  at  New  York  University 
and  Tufts  University  and  served  as 
Hampshire  College's  University  sec- 
retary Irom  1974  to  78  and  was  act- 
ing president  from  1977  to  1978. 


Alum  Douglas  T.  Adam. 
47.  manager  for  Massport 
Authority  and  a  member  of 
Sail  Blind,  died  in  |ul>. 

Bobbie  lean  Ashley,  who 
attended  the  University,  died 
in  August  at  the  age  of  45. 

Alum  Stanley  F.  Baranoski, 
56.  died  in  |uly  in  a  plane 
crash. 

Painter  |ean  Morrison 
Becker,  who  received  a  mas- 
ter of  fine  arts  degree  from 
the  University,  died  |uly  6. 

Sergius  |oseph  Bernard 
died  lune  9.  A  graduate  of 
UMass,  he  was  formerly  the 
superintendent  of  Bridgewate/ 
Raynham  High  School. 

Alum  Sally  Kiley  Bishop. 
58,  died  in  )uly.  An  artist,  her 
work  has  been  exhibited 
throughout  New  England.  She 
held  a  master's  degree  from 
the  University. 

Bernard  Bowler.  82.  a  for- 
mer UMass  custodian,  died  in 
luly. 

Alum  Ferdinand  A.  (Fred) 
Caraneglo  died  Aug.  16  at  the 
age  of  62.  He  coached  and 
counseled  generations  of 
youngsters  as  a  founder  of  the 
North  End  (Boston)  Athletic 
Association  and  a  social 
worker  at  the  North  Bennet 
Street  School's  Shaw 
Settlement  House. 

William  B.  Cohen,  a  mem- 
ber of  the  class  of  1932,  died 
luly  15  at  the  age  of  84.  A 
retired  medical  doctor,  he 
was  also  associate  vice  presi- 
dent of  medical  affairs  at 
Baystate  Medical  Center  in 
Springfield. 

Michael  Cosseboom,  for- 
merly of  Braintree,  died  in  the 
Sept.  8  plane  crash  near 
Pittsburgh  which  left  132 
people  dead.  He  attended 
UMass  before  becuiuing  the 
director  of  sales  training  and 
development  for  SmithKline 
Beecham  in  Pittsburgh. 

Alum  Ralph  Crocker.  89,  a 
graduate  of  the  Stockbridge 
School  of  Agriculture,  died 
May  28.  He  worked  in  the 
radiation  department  at 
Massachusetts  Institute  of 
Technology  and  later  worked 
as  a  maintenance  worker  at 
UMass. 

Sylvia  Wilson  Cummings, 
class  of  1933,  died  July  8  in 
Sun  City,  Calif.  She  served  as 
president  of  the  Women's 
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then  was  named  permanent 
vice  president  of  her  class. 

Patrick  DeSantis.  66.  a 
graduate  of  the  Stockbridge 
School  of  Agriculture,  died 
luly  31. 

Doreen  (Berube)  Dostal.  a 
clerk  and  computer  operator 
in  the  Physical  Plant 
Department,  died  July  29.  She 
was  47. 

Earle  S,  Draper,  a  member 
of  the  class  of  1915,  died  luly 
I  in  Florida.  He  was  a  former 
top  executive  with  the 
Tennessee  Valley  Authority  in 
the  1930s. 

Irving  Fagerson.  professor 
emeritus  in  the  Department  of 
Food  Science  and  Nutrition, 
died  lune  3.  He  was  75. 

Alum  )ohn  F.  Felcher  of  the 
class  of  1969  died  in  August 
with  his  6-month-old  daugh- 
ter in  a  car  accident  on  the 
Ohio  Turnpike. 

Elsie  Gaunt,  a  former  mem- 
ber of  the  UMass  Women's 
Club,  died  June  20. 

Alum  Linus  Gavin  of  the 
class  of  1927  died  July  26.  He 
was  89. 

Myron  Griffin,  88.  who 
worked  for  1 6  years  as  a  cus- 
todian at  UMass,  died  Aug. 
15. 

Alum  Lewis  Gurwitz.  a 
lawyer  and  advocate  for 
Native  Americans,  died  Aug. 
28.  He  was  56. 

Maude  Bosworth 

Gustafson  died  in  August.  A 
member  of  the  class  of  1926. 
she  was  88. 

Stockbridge  alum  Carl 
Herrmann,  a  state  fore."t  and 
park  superior  since  1967. 
died  Aug.  1  at  age  60. 

Alum  Eleanor  (Murphy) 
Hobart,  who  graduated  from 
the  former  Massachusetts 
Agricultural  College,  now 
UMass.  died  Sept  5.  She  was 
70. 

Charles  Home,  48.  a  play- 
wright and  AIDS  columnist 
who  did  graduate  work  at 
UMass.  died  Sept.  2. 

Former  UMass  employee 
Charles  E.  fohnson.  85.  of 
Winter  Haven.  Fla..  died  in 
luly. 

Alum  David  M.  Kagan.  a 
dentist,  died  in  August.  He 
was  73. 

Alum  Edward  foseph  Leary 
Jr..  46.  city  planning  and  zon- 
ing director  in  Norwalk. 
Conn.,  died  in  |uly. 


Former  student  Gale  Ann 
McKay  Marceau,  48,  died  in 
August.  She  was  employed  by 
the  Massachusetts  Department 
of  Revenue  in  Springfield. 

Stockbridge  grad  Elizabeth 
(Sherman)  Hatch  Martinson 
died  lune  24.  She  was  83. 

Anna  McDonnell,  97.  who 
received  a  master's  degree 
from  Massachusetts  State 
College,  now  UMass.  died 
Sept.  4.  A  math  teacher,  she 
was  the  first  registered 
woman  pharmacist  in 
Northampton. 

Alum  Brian  A.  Moore.  35. 
died  in  July  of  complications 
from  the  AIDS  virus.  A 
Provincetown  attorney.  Moore 
dealt  with  mental  health  pro- 
bate law  and  special  mental 
health  prosecution  handling 
sexual  assault  and  other  simi- 
lar cases. 

Bernard  Moreau.  77,  a 
graduate  of  University 
Without  Walls  program  and  a 
former  employee  of  the 
UMass  Labor  Center,  died  in 
August. 

Leonard  Parkinson,  former 
professor  of  food  technology 
at  the  University,  died  |uly  1 3. 
He  was  84. 

Alan  Robertson.  51.  died 
May  28  in  a  car  accident.  He 
was  project  director  for 
Berkshire  Enterprises  based 
in  Pittsfield,  a  division  of  the 
Donahue  Institute. 

Alum  Paul  |.  Roddy,  a  civil 
engineer,  died  in  )uly  at  age 
38  of  complications  from  lym- 
phoma. 

Doma  Rogers,  a  former 
Dining  Commons  employee, 
died  in  luly. 

Gilbert  Rogers,  a  25-year 
employee  of  the  University 
Physical  Plant  Department, 
died  Aug.  8. 

Mabel  (Cook)  Romancier, 
93,  a  retired  worker  in  the 
Dining  Commons,  died  Sept. 
4. 

Stockbridge  alum  Robert 
D.  Shea,  60,  a  forester  and 
mill  manager,  died  in  August. 

Charles  Shelnul,  a  graduate 
of  the  Stockbridge  School  of 
Agriculture,  died  June  18.  He 
was  88. 

Evelyn  Sibley,  a  16-year 
employee  in  the  food  service 
department  at  the  University, 
died  July  30.  She  was  73. 

Former  student  Robert  A. 
Silva,  46,  died  in  August.  He 


was  a  program  coordination 
specialist  in  the  Federal 
Disaster  Assistance  Program 
in  Washington,  D.C. 

|.  Harold  Smith.  79.  profes- 
sor emeritus  of  chemistry, 
died  Aug.  28. 

Alum  Richard  Sullivan,  a 
retired  electrician,  died  in 
August  at  age  74. 

foseph  Tribble.  associate 
provost  for  academic  affairs 
at  UMass-Boston,  died  from 
an  apparent  heart  attack  in 
June. 

Frederick  Knowlton  Utiey 
Jr.,  92.  died  Aug.  1.  He 
worked  for  20  years  in  the 
University  mailioom  and  was 
its  original  organizer. 

Former  Easthampton  town 
offical  |ohn  White,  who 
attended  the  University,  died 
Aug.  30.  He  was  72. 

Michael  A.  Williams,  a 
self-employed  cleaner,  died  in 
August  at  age  39.  He  was  a 
graduate  of  the  Stockbridge 
School  of  Agriculture. 

Pam  Wrisley,  24,  died  at 
Tufts  New  England  Medical 
Center  in  Boston  on  Aug.  28 
following  illness.  She  was  a 
graduate  student  at  UMass. 

Helen  (Cragin)  Wyman,  79. 
a  member  of  the  Faculty 
Women's  Club,  died  Aug.  29. 

William  Yorczyk.  90.  who 
worked    on    buildings    at 
UMass.  died  June  4. 
Alumni 

Randolph  Blatche  |r..  44, 
who  attended  the  University, 
died  Aug.  7;  Nancy  Curto 
Desmond,  37,  died  in  July; 
|ohn  Fitzgerald,  7 1 ,  died  June 
3;  Linus  Gavin,  89.  died  July 
26. 

William  Kaschuluk.  who 
attended  the  University,  died 
July  10;  Tom  Kerrigan.  50, 
died  May  29;  Carl  Robert 
Kinney.  70,  died  Aug.  13; 
lacqueline  LaCoy,  54.  died 
June  1;  Douglas  Lyman.  62, 
died  in  July. 

Edward  Magiera.  64.  died 
in  July;  Paul  Monaghan.  45. 
died  Sept.  1;  |ames  Moran. 
who  attended  the  University, 
died  July  13  in  Wcstfield; 
Bernard  Moreau.  77,  died 
Aug.  27. 

Daniel  Pellegrino.  66.  died 
May  30;  Richard  F.  Stone.  62. 
died  in  July;  Evelyn  Tracy.  83. 
died  June  2;  Linda  Yancey, 
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lucsday,  September  l.i,  1994  /  Page 2  5 


PaKO  2()  /  I  ui.'sd.iy,  Septcmher  IV  I'HM 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Bus  Schedules 


UMASS  IRANSM  StKVICE 

Campus 

Shuttle 

Schedule 

340  -  NORTHBOUND 
350  -  SOUTHBOUND 

Sep!   12.  1994  ■  Dec   23.  1994 
Jan   30,  199S    May  25.  199S 


Opyfalgi  on  UMass  cla»»  day»  only 

No  service  on  Campus  Shuttle  roules  on 

weskpnris  reduced  service  periods 

(Oct   to  Nnv   11   Ore   M    Jan   27.  feb   JO 
Mai  ?0  24  Apr   17  and  May  29    Sepl  *), 

or  any  non<lass  day. 


SCHEDULE  INFO:   586-5806 
INFO  FOR  THE  DEAF:   545  2086 

Sr(i«(lt.li»i  arm  4ir»«t;ibl«  at  Itw  r.«mpii«  Cvntot 
<itlQmt»lK>n  D4»«li  «n«f  on  all  tlMTS  hin«« 

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«h«uM  b*  dirtctod  to  tha  UM1S  Butlnnt  omca 

al  M5O0H 

f  Of  4chvdulachang«t  during  mcltm*nl  wvsttwf, 

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SATURDAY  SCHEDULE 

Sept    17.  1994     Dec.  17.  1994# 
Feb    4.  1995     Mny  20.  1995 


No  Waehand  S«fvic«  oti  QatahouM  Road. 
fNfW  Suaat/MM  Hottow.  West  S<ra«t, 
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dates   Nov    26.  Dae    24     Jan    29. 

and  May  27     Sapl    3 


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t(  there  't  a  enow  day  t(M  avamt 

on  Fndev    Opr     JJ 


SCHEDULE  INFO:  586  S806 

INFO  FOR  THE  DEAF: 
545  2086 

UMA<;S   IRAMSIT  SERVICE 

SUNDAY  SCHEDULE 

Sepi    18    1994     Dec    18.  1994 
Feb    S.  1996     May  21.  1995 


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in  upcoming  elections 


By  Joitathan  Yenkin 

Asjocialed  Press 

BOSTON  —  For  more  thdii  1 5 
years.  Scnaic  President  William 
Kulger  has  stood  on  top  ol  Ihe 
power  structure  in  the 
Massachusetts  Legislature.  Now  a 
fellow  Democrat  is  trying  to  top- 
ple him.  Is  this  just  a  political  bat- 
tle that  has  caught  the  fancy  of 
insiders  on  lieacon  Hill?  Or  do 
Massachusetts  voters  have  a  dc-cp 
desire  lo  see  a  shakeup  in  the 
Senate'.' 

The  primary  election  on  Sept. 
20  should  give  a  good  clue.  On 
that  day.  voters  in  about  10  slate 
Senate  districts  will  have  the 
chance  to  elect  newcomers  who 
are  running  on  an  anti-Bulger 
platform. 

In  several  of  the  contests,  the 
candidates  are  challenging  incum- 
bents who  are  aligned  with  Bulger 
or  who  say  they  aren't  committed 
either  way. 

These  races  will  serve  as  a 
barometer  for  the  public's  interest 
in  the  bigger  fight  between  Bulger 
and  Sen.  William  Keating.  D- 
Sharon.  who  says  he  will  seek  the 
Senate  presidency  next  year. 
Keating,  who  currently  doesn't 
have  enough  supporters  inside  the 
Senate,  needs  a  bunch  of  victories 
by  anti-Bulger  candidates  if  he 
hopes  to  ascend  to  the  Senate 
throne. 

Keating's  political  consultant. 
iMichael  Goldman,  who  also  has  a 
few  of  the  Senate  challengers  as 
his  clients,  insists  the  Senate  lead- 
ership fight  will  loom  large  in  the 
district  races. 

"The  only  people  who  don't 
have  confidence  arc  the  political 
insiders  who  don't  think  it  mat- 
ters." he  said.  "But  the  public  gets 
it." 

State  Sen.  Michael  Barrett  of 
Cambridge  must  think  the  Bulger 
issue  resonates  with  the  public. 
Barrett,  who  is  seeking  the 
Democratic  nomination  for  gover- 
nor, has  been  running  campaign 
ads  trying  to  tarnish  the  party's 
endorsed  candidate.  Rep.  Mark 
Roosevelt,  as  a  Bulger  ally. 

Earlier  this  year,  a  poll  commis- 


sioned by  The  Hosion  Globe  and 
WBZ  TV  found  68  percent  of 
Massachusetts  residents  wanted  to 
.see  someone  else  as  Senate  presi- 
dent other  than  Bulger,  who  has  a 
reputation  for  running  the  Senate 
with  an  iron  grip. 

But  only  one-third  of  the 
respondents  said  they  would  be 
inclined  to  vote  against  an  incum- 
bent who  supported  Bulger.  That 
statistic  bolsters  the  argument  of 
senators  who  say  the  leadership 
battle  doesn't  mean  a  lot  in  local 
elections.  Instead,  they  say  voters 
are  more  concerned  about  other 
issues,  such  as  the  economy  and 
crime. 

Even  one  group  backing  Ihe 
Keating  challenge  says  a  senator's 
stance  in  the  leadership  fight 
shouldn't  necessarily  be  a  deciding 
factor  when  casting  a  vole. 

Citizens  fur  Participation  in 
Political  Action  (CPPAX)  this  year 
considered  placing  questions  on 
local  ballots  instructing  senators 
not  to  vote  for  Bulger.  But  ihe 
group  is  running  such  a  question 
only  in  one  Senate  district  —  that 
of  Sen.  Thomas  Birmingham,  D- 
Chelsca.  a  staunch  Bulger  ally. 

Jamie  Sabino.  an  activist  with 
CPPAX,  said  the  group  decided 
not  to  mount  ballot  campaigns  in 
some  districts  where  the  incum- 
bents share  the  group's  progres- 
sive agenda,  even  if  they  haven't 
committed  to  voting  against 
Bulger. 

"They  should  not  be  defeated 
because  of  that  one  issue."  Sabino 
said. 

Certainly,  candidates  recognize 
that  voters  don't  care  only  about 
the  Bulger-Keating  Tight.  Deborah 
Smith  Walsh,  a  Lynn  city  coun- 
cilor running  for  an  open  seat  in 
Essex  County,  describes  in  a 
recent  campaign  brochure  how 
she  stands  on  crime  and  welfare. 

But  that  isn't  the  main  message 
she  wants  to  deliver.  Look  at  the 
cover  of  the  brochure,  and  you'll 
see  a  smiling  picture  of  the  candi- 
date with  the  following  words: 
"Unlike  her  opponent.  Deborah 
Smith  Walsh  will  tell  you  how 
she'll  vote  on  Senate  President 
Bulger.  She'll  vole  No." 


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Murder  suspect  returns  to  high  school 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


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ROCKLAND  (AP)  -  A  judges 
decision  to  allow  a  1  byoar-old  await 
ing  trial  on  a  murder  charge  to  return 
lo  school  lor  his  senior  year  has 
angered  state  and  local  officials,  who 
say  they  have  the  right  to  keep  him 
out. 

"It's  a  travcsi\."  School 
Superintendent  Ronald  Gerhart  said 
Thursday  ol  the  ruling  which  permit- 
ted Stephen  DiRenzo  lo  start  school 
this  week. 

DiRenzo  was  one  of  six  youlhs 
indicted  in  April  in  connection  with 
the  beating  death  of  a  2 1 -year-old 
Abington  man  outside  of  a 
D'Angelo's  sub  shop  on  Rie.  25. 

Edward  Sullivan  died  Feb.  23  after 
being  struck  in  the  head  repeatedly 
with  a  baseball  bat  and  a  beer  bottle. 

In  August.  Superior  Court  justice 
Richard  Kelley  ruled  that  school  offi- 
cials could  prevent  DiRenzo  from 


attending  Rockland  High  School  Bui 
that  deci>ion  was  reversed  Sept.  I  by 
Appeals  Court  justice  Kenneth 
Laurence. 

School  officials,  who  received  the 
decision  Wednesday,  say  state  law 
gives  them  power  lo  keep  any  stu- 
dents convicted  of  felonies  out  of 
school. 

"Obviously  if  a  student  is  indicted 
for  murder,  the  common  sense  of 
most  people  is  that  of  course  that's 
going  to  impact  the  school."  Gerhart 
said.  "How  can  the  rights  of  one  stu- 
dent supersede  the  rights  of  i.OOO 
others?" 

Gerhart  said  the  school  system 
plans  lo  appeal  lo  a  full  Appeals 
Court. 

Local  and  stale  educational  offi- 
cials cited  an  amendment  lo  the 
Education  Reform  Act.  passed  in 
April,  which  gives  principals  the  right 


to  expel  students  who  they  believe 
will  have  "a  substantial  detrimental 
effect  on  the  welfare  of  the  school," 
Commissioner  of  Education  Robert 
Anionucci  said  in  a  statement. 

The  amendment  was  prompted  by 
a  case  last  year  in  Billerica,  where 
school  officials  tried  unsuccessfully 
to  bar  a  student  from  class  while  he 
awaited  sentencing  on  juvenile 
manslaughter  charges  A  stale 
Appeals  Court  judge  ruled  that  the 
student  couldn't  be  punished  for  con- 
duct that  was  unrelated  to  school 
activities.  Gov.  William  Weld  called 
that  "a  crazy  situation." 

Gerhart  said  DiRenzo  attended  the 
first  day  of  school  on  Wednesday. 
While  the  students  were  "relatively 
quiet"  about  the  case,  a  dozen  com- 
munity members  contacted  the 
school  to  complain  about  DiRenzo 
being  there. 


Endicott  College  goes  co-ed 

School  welcomes  men  for  first  time  in  its  55-year  history 


By  Gl«n  Johnson 

Associated  Press 


Uptown  not  enough?  Register  now  for  'Beer  Camp' 


FORT  MITCHELL,  Ky.  (AP)  — 
Three  days  and  278  kinds  of  beer 
means  one  sure  thing  for  participants 
in  a  popular  summer  camp:  aspirin 
by  Sunday  morning. 

Welcome  to  Beer  Camp  at  the 
Oldenberg  Brewing  Co.,  a  three-day 
brew  to-do  so  popular  that  the  ses- 
sion that  began  Friday  is  full  and  the 
camp  scheduled  for  March  is  nearly 
sold  out  as  well. 

"Granted,  it's  quite  silly  in  a  way 
—  a  camp  where  people  can  drink 
hundreds  of  kinds  of  beer,"  said 
Benjamin  Myers,  co-chairman  of  the 
North  American  Guild  of  Beer 
Writers. 


"Bui  it's  great.  I  could  probably 
count  on  my  hand  the  number  of 
places  where  you  could  find  such  a 
fantastic  selection  at  one  lime." 

For  this  session,  organizers  have 
assembled  278  kinds  of  beer  for  sam- 
pling, everything  from  double  bock 
to  oatmeal  stout.  Arriving  campers 
were  given  a  notebook  filled  with  a 
schedule,  recipes  for  cooking  with 
beer  and  a  list  of  available  beers, 
their  breweries  and  origins. 

They  write  their  names  on  beer- 
tasting  glasses  and  learn  the  camp 
song;  "I'm  Dying  of  Thirst!  So  Plea.se 
Serve  Me  First!"  Today's  schedule 
includes  a  lesson  in  beer  anthropolo- 


gy, a  pub  crawl  in  a  trend)  Cincinnati 
neighborhood,  more  beer  lasting  and 
a  five-course  meal  prepared  with 
beer. 

Sunday  features  a  "hair  of  the  dog" 
brunch,  temperance  plays  about  the 
evils  of  drink,  group  photos  and 
graduation,  with  certificates  from  Ale 
University. 

This  is  the  sixth  session  for  the 
biannual  camp.  It  draws  a  diverse 
crowd  —  insurance  salesmen,  execu- 
tives, truck  drivers,  even  an  Iowa 
judge. 

The  1 75  campers  pay  about  $250 
to  $350  each,  depending  how  many 
people  share  a  motel  room. 


BEVERLY  —  Walking  along  ihe  first  floor  of 
Ebinger  Hall,  it  was  clear  thai  both  sexes  will  be  mak- 
ing adjustments  now  that  Endicott  College  has  gone 
co-ed. 

The  first  room  inside  the  formerly  allfeniale  dormi- 
tory had  a  poster  of  a  buxom,  bikini-clad  woman 
lacked  to  the  door  on  Wednesday,  lust  down  Ihe  hall- 
way, the  bathroom  in  the  now  all  male  dorm  is  still 
painted  pink. 

Endicotl's  trustees  decided  last  October  lo  admit 
men  for  the  first  time  in  the  school's  55-year  history,  in 
part  because  Endicott  faced  the  prospect  of  culling 
programs  due  lo  rising  expenses.  Both  factors  could 
have  decreased  enrollmeni. 

Less  than  a  year  later,  the  first  group  of  65  men 
arrived  for  freshman  registration,  along  with  about  280 
women. 

Ben  Paula,  a  hotel/reslaurani  major  from  Barre.  was 
among  the  first  to  register.  He  had  been  on  campus  for 
a  week  because  of  program  orientation,  and  he  said  his 
reception  had  been  good. 

"Everyone's  been  pretty  open-minded  about  it.  It 
was  kind  of  quiet  at  first,  but  they've  warmed  up  lo 
us,"  Paula  said. 

Heather  Peatman,  a  third  year  visual  communica- 
tions major  on  campus  for  student  orientation,  said 
some  students  were  upset  that  a  school  they  thought 
would  be  all-women  was  adding  men  before  they  grad- 
uated. But  she's  in  favor  of  the  change. 

"1  think  there'll  be  more  people  at  the  mixers.  It's 
been  kind  of  boring,  all  women,"  she  said. 

Overall,  Endicott  has  about  715  full-time,  resident 
students,  but  President  Richard  Wylie  said  he  expects 
going  co-ed  will  increase  the  student  body  lo  about 
1,200  within  five  years.  Wylie  hopes  by  that  time, 
men  will  make  up  about  40  percent  of  Endicotl's  stu- 
dents. 


"Every  major  we  have,  whether  it's  nursing,  photog- 
raphy or  design,  is  computer  based.  .  .  You  can't  do  all 
that  on  a  small  student  base.  You  have  to  achieve  a 
critical  mass,"  Wylie  said. 

Another  factor  in  ihe  decision  was  that  tuition,  room 
and  board  at  Endicoll  now  exceed  $17,000  per  year. 
By  adding  men.  the  college  has  doubled  the  number  of 
people  who  could  be  admitted  to  pay  that  bill. 

Like  Vassar  and  Wheaion  colleges,  schools  that  have 
recently  begun  admitting  male  students,  Wylie  said 
Endicott  had  three  major  concerns  about  making  the 
change. 

Could  the  school  attract  men?  Would  it  lose  women 
because  of  the  change?  And  how  would  Ihe  academic 
community  react? 

"I  know  of  less  that  a  handful  of  students  who  left 
because  of  it,"  Wylie  said.  "I  know  of  many  more  stu- 
dents who  came  because  we're  co-ed."  The  faculty, 
meanwhile,  approved  the  change  unanimously. 

Since  then,  the  athletic  department  has  been  busy 
adding  a  men's  sports  program  and  attending  to  such 
details  as  buying  baseball  jerseys.  The  food  services 
division  has  been  broadening  its  menu.  Men's  locker 
rooms  are  being  added  lo  Bierkoe  Gymnasium. 

Peatman,  the  visual  communications  major,  said  the 
returning  women  also  will  have  to  make  adjustments. 

"Some  of  the  people  will  definitely  change  the  way 
they  go  lo  classes.  I've  seen  people  in  their  pajamas 
because  they've  been  late.  That  won't  happen  any 
more,"  she  said. 

Celina  Aucoin,  a  second-year  hotel/restaurant  major, 
said  increasing  the  student  body  will  energize  the  cam- 
pus. She  expected  larger  turnouts  at  athletic  events,  for 
example. 

Ryan  Radabaugh,  a  liberal  arts  major  registering 
Wednesday,  said  he  was  attracted  to  Endicott  because 
its  seaside  campus  is  quiet.  It's  also  close  to  his  home 
in  Marblehead,  and  he  wanted  the  chance  to  play 
Division  3  baseball.  The  school  wHIl  offer  both  fall  and 
spring  programs. 


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cither  the  political  parties  or  the 
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along  with  his  father,  grandfather  and 
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31  Old  Egyptian 
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43  Pi  tollowar 
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47  Shoa  width 

48  Tasting  spot 

49  Samolancaa 

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51  Franca  s 

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57  —  la  yiaia 
59  Maat  cut 
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By  Jeane  Dixon 


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Chicken  Pucks 

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Yentil  Chili 
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The  Dreaded  Scrod 

BASICS  DINNER 

Black-Eyed  Peas 

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to  lose  a  good  reputation  than 
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Page  24  /  Tuesday,  September  13,  1994 


Radical  students  regroup  as  Alliance  for  Student  Power 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


By  B«n  Gwnan 

Collsgton  Staff 

The  voices  of  radicalism  on  campus  aren't  radical  any- 
more. 

The  Radical  Student  Union  (RSU).  a  registered  stu- 
dent organization  advocating  leftist  philosophies  on 
campus  for  20  years,  has  changed  its  name  to  the 
Alliance  for  Student  Power  (ASP).  But  while  the  word 
radical  may  ix  absent  from  the  ASP's  title,  it  remains 
entrenched  in  its  goals. 

"Our  goal  is  to  be  farther  left  than  any  other  group  on 
campus  and  to  make  the  liberals  debate  us  instead  of  the 
conservatives,"  said  ASP  member  Kenneth  Miller. 

The  ASP  will  continue  to  publish  its  newspaper,  the 
Liberator,  and  has  scheduled  Prison  Awareness  Week  in 
November  to  draw  attention  to  the  plight  of  political  pris- 
oners and  the  high  rate  of  minority  incarceration  in  the 
United  Slates  The  ASP  also  plans  to  focus  on  the  link 
between  economic  opportunities  and  crime  rates. 

"The  rate  of  criminal  behavior  is  related  to  the  shape  of 


the  economy,  the  joblessness  and  reliance  on  social  assis- 
tance," said  Miller. 

The  ASP  will  continue  advocating  ihe  elimination  of 
tuition  and  the  establishment  of  education  as  a  right  for 
everyone,  according  to  Liberator  editor  and  former  RSU 
president  Charles  Lenchner. 

Lenchner,  a  senior,  has  interrupted  his  studies  in  the 
past  because  he  hasn't  been  able  to  alford  to  stay  in 
school,  an  experience  he  says  has  had  great  impact  on  his 
beliefs. 

Part  of  the  ASP's  agenda  for  the  semester  is  to  erase  the 
image  of  the  RSU  as  a  nihilistic  organization  and  convey 
to  students  that  it's  an  outlet  for  acting  on  distrust  of  gov- 
ernment. 

"People's  impression  of  the  RSU  has  been  that  it  was 
against  everything  and  didn't  have  constructive  politics 
Our  job  now  is  to  explain  to  people  that  the  things  we 
want  are  very  commonsensical.  People  accused  Roosevelt 
of  being  a  socialist  for  advocating  social  security,"  said 
Lenchner. 

The  RSU's  predecessor  was  established  in  the  wake  of 


the  splintering  of  the  student-driven  radical  movement  at 
the  end  of  the  1 960s.  In  the  early  1970s,  a  fragment  of  the 
shattered  nationwide  progressive  organization  Students 
for  a  Democratic  Society  called  the  Revolutionary 
Communist  Youth  Brigade  (RCYB)  formed  a  chapter  on 
campus. 

The  Sphere  of  the  group's  influence  on  campus  peaked 
in  the  late  708  when  the  organization  hosted  several  con- 
ferences on  socialist  thought.  The  RCYB  changed  its 
name  at  the  turn  of  the  decade  to  the  RSU.  Between  1985 
and  1989  the  RSU  published  a  paper  called  Critical 
Times,  the  predecessor  to  the  Liberator. 

The  upcoming  edition  of  the  Liberator,  published 
monthly,  will  focus  on  the  role  of  socialism  in  the  lives  of 
women  in  Eastern  Europe,  the  1960s  and  W.E.B. 
DuBois. 

This  semester  the  ASP  hopes  to  plan  its  activities  in 
cooperation  with  other  local  progressive  organizations. 

"There's  a  network  around  the  Valley  of  left-wing  orga- 
nizations. We'd  like  to  see  ourselves  as  part  of  that  com- 
munity," Miller  said. 


True  Math. 


Women's  advocates' 
training  starts  Sept,  24 

The  Everywoman's  Center  has  announced  that 
applications  for  its  Counselor/Advocate  and 
Educator/ Advocate  programs  are  due  Sept.  19. 

The  fall  training  program  for  volunteers  interested 
in  working  with  survivors  of  sexual  assault  and  bat- 
tering or  educating  the  community  about  violence 
against  women  will  begin  Sept.  24. 

The  Counselor/ Advocate  Program  includes  a 
24-hour  hotline  and  counseling  and  advocacy  ser- 
vices for  victims  of  sexual  assault  and  battering. 
Spanish-speaking  counselors  are  now  available  on 
the  hotline. 

The  Educator/Advocate  Program  provides  public 
education,  professional  training  and  community 
advocacy  on  the  same  issues. 

No  experience  is  necessary  and  bilingual  women 
and  women  of  color  are  encouraged  to  apply.  For 
more  information,  call  the  Everywoman's  Center  at 
545-3474. 


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off  your  long  di.stance  calls,  but— here's  the  catch— only  if 
tlic7iv  to  MCI  useis  wlio  aa^  al.so  on  your  calling  d^le  list.  Tnilh 
is,  two-thirds  of  nxxsi  Friends  and  Family  memlx-ns'  calls  arent 
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seeing  on  your  bill  is  only  6%.'  Not  tlie  20%  you  expected. 


ATJiT True  USA'  Savings  is  a  whole  lot  simpler  Spend  $25 
a  montli,  and  well  subtract  20^0  off  your  bill.  The  ffill  20%— 
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anyAv  here  in  the  good  old  I  IS.  of  A'*  No  restrictions.  No 
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you'll  find  you  could  be  .saving  a  lot  more  with  ATOT  Call 
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IHmy 


"One  day  I  decid- 
ed to  sell  my  bilce 
and  my  car,  and  in 
the  spirit  of  Walden 
Woods  &  Don 
Henley,  I  would 
walk  everywhere 
from  now  on. 

I  also  decided  that 
the  best  way  to  get 
rid  of  them  and 
make  a  whole  lot  of 
cash  (that  I 
wouldn't  donate 
any  of  to  a  worthy 
environmental 
cause)  was  to 
advertise  in  The 
Collegian 
Classifieds. 

Needless  to  say,  I 
sold  my  bike  and 
car,  but  when  I 
looked  to  see  my 
classified  in  the 
paper  I  saw  a  real- 
ly cool  classified  for 
a  motorcycle. 
Screw  the  environ- 
ment, now  I  ride 
with  the  wind  and 
death  at  my  side." 
Collegian 
Classifieds 
They  really 
work. 

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Llfseason 


Tuesday,  September  13, 1994 


Football  off  &  running 

Rene  Ingoglia  heads  into 
the  season  as  one  of  the  top 
running  backs  in  the  Yankee 
Conference  (Story  on  page  8). 


Volleyball  off  to  hot  start 

In  only  their  second  year  the  volleyball 
team  has  been  impressive  jumping  out  to  a 
4-0  start.  Game  Capsules  and  season  pre- 
view on  page  5. 


Women's  Soccer 

The  Minutewomen,  after  making  it  to  the 
NCAA  Final  Four  last  year,  will  attempt  to 
duplicate  that  feat  this  year  with  a  younger 
team  (Story  on  page  7). 


Donnelly's  Debut 

Former  player  Megan 
Donnelly  returns  to  coach 
field  hockey  at  UMass  (Story 
on  page  3). 


arber  leaves  UMass  lax 


By/lndrawBryca 

Collegion  SloK 


iFor  the  first  time  in  the  University 
1  Massactiusetts  men's  lacrosse  his- 

the  team  will  be  Garberless. 
fter  a  successful  four-year  stint. 
Id  Garber  resigned  on  Aug.  12. 
lective  immediately,  and  accepted 
Lth  the  lacrosse  and  soccer  coaching 
ksitions,  as  well  as  the  position  of 
(sociate  athletic  director  at  Avon 

Farms  Preparatory  School  in 


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Avon,  Connecticut. 

Arriving  in  1990.  and  replacing  his 
legendary  father  Dick.  Garber  com- 
piled a  57-17  record  at  UMass  in  his 
tenure,  and  made  the  NCAA 
Tournament  twice  (1991  and  1995). 
Garber  had  chalked  up  a  117-98 
record  while  coaching  for  12  seasons 
at  the  University  of  New  Hampshire 
prior  to  coming  to  Massachusetts. 

"1  certainly  wasn't  looking  to 
leave.'  said  Garber. 

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I  Ted  Garber  resigned  as  men's  lacrosse  coach,  and  took  the  job  at  Avon 
lid  Farms  Prep  School. 


School  had  the  three  job  vacancies  to 
fill.  Headmaster  George  Trautman 
contacted  Garber.  and  offered  him 
the  spots.  Garber  had  previously 
taught  and  coached  at  Avon  Old 
Farms  20  some-odd  years  ago. 

Garber  said  he  went  to  the 
Massachusetts  athletic  department 
about  a  contract,  and  the  offer 
extended  'wasn't  worthwhile" 
because  of  the  lack  of  "job  security." 
Since  the  contract  was  a  more  lucra- 
tive one  at  Avon  Old  Farms,  Garber 
felt  he  had  no  choice  but  to  accept 
the  more  financially  secure  job. 

"[At  Massachusetts).  I  was  being 
offered  one  year  contracts  each  year." 
said  Garber.  "I  was  told  in  my  first 
year  under  a  different  administration 
that  it  was  going  to  be  like  that.  I 
thought  that  was  unfair.  I  still  fell  I 
deserved  a  long  term  contract." 

Garber  and  his  wife  Deb  have 
three  children,  sons  Brook.  14.  Brett. 
1  1.  and  daughter  Brittany.  8.  His 
children  influenced  his  decision  to 
take  the  new  job.  Each  of  the  three 
kids  will  be  able  to  go  to  the  private 
school  at  no  cost,  which  is  a  definite 
benefit. 

After  1 6  plus  years  of  coaching  on 
the  collegiate  level.  Garber  will  try  his 
hand  at  coaching  high  school  once 
again.  The  Avon  Old  Farms 
Preparatory  School  has  what  Garber 
described  as  "unbelievable"  facilities. 
Which  is  not  surprising,  considering 
that  it  costs  $20,000  a  year  to  go  there. 

As  for  the  lacrosse  team,  the 
Winged  Beavers,  a  much  different 
team  nickname  than  the  famed 
Gorillas  at  Massachusetts,  are  com- 


ing  off  a    19-1    season    in    the 
Founder's  League. 

After  building  a  collegiate  team  to 
becoming  one  of  the  best  ones  in  the 
country.  Garber  is  now  walking  into 
one  of  the  most  successful  high 
school  preparatory  school  teams  in 
the  country.  A  transition,  of  sorts. 

Garber  admitted  he  felt  a  bit  eerie 
as  he  packed  his  things  up  while  mov- 
ing out  of  his  office  for  the  last  time. 

"Walking  into  Boyden  Gym  again 
was  weird."  Garber  said.  "I  grew  up 
there.  I  used  to  watch  my  Dad  down 
at  the  field.  I  just  wish  I  had  a  little 
more  loyalty." 

As  for  who  is  going  to  be  the  next 
Massachusetts  men's  lacrosse  coach 
is  anyone's  guess.  A  search  commit- 
tee is  going  to  be  organized  by  the 
athletic  department  to  find  Garber's 
successor.  The  interim  coach  is  for- 
mer Garber  assistant  Greg  Cannella. 

"They  should  name  Greg  head 
coach."  said  Garber.  "1  have  gotten  a 
lot  of  positive  comments  from  peo- 
ple, and  Greg  had  a  lot  to  do  with  it. 
He's  a  great  recruiter,  and  he  works 
his  tail  off." 

It's  easy  to  notice  the  disappoint- 
ment in  Ted  Garber's  voice.  He 
sounded  a  bit  sad  and  a  little  bitter. 
But  despite  the  feelings  and  emo- 
tions. Garber  puts  it  into  proper  per- 
spective. 

"It's  like  dropping  a  rock  into  a  big 
bucket  of  water.  When  it  happens, 
there  is  a  big  splash,  but  then  it  all 
evens  out."  Garber  said. 

Ted  Garber  certainly  wasn't  look- 
ing to  leave.  Regardless,  he's  now 
gone. 


Scurry  on  U.S. 
National  Team 


Cdlegian  Staff 


After  leading  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  women's  soccer 
team  to  the  NCAA  Final  Four  last 
November,  former  UMass  goal- 
keeper Briana  Scurry  picked  up 
where  she  left  off,  earning  MVP 
honors  playing  for  the  United 
States  National  team  at  the 
Chiquita  Cup  tournament. 

Scurry  was  awarded  the  Adid«s 
Golden  Boot  after  she  started  all 
three  games,  recording  a  shutout 
while  giving  up  only  two  goals  in 
the  three  games. 

The  United  States  went  undefeat- 
ed in  the  four-team,  round-robin 
tournament,  which  was  held  in 
August,  with  wins  over  Germany, 
2-1;  China,  1-0;  and  Norway  4-1. 

The  Chiquita  Cup  tournament 
is  a  tuneup  for  the  World  Cup 
qualifications.  The  World  Cup 
will  be  held  in  Sweden  next  year. 

Scurry's  former  coach,  |im 
Rudy,  was  obviously  pleased  with 
the  honor  bestowed  upon  his  for- 
mer goalkeeper. 

"It's  a  great  honor  for  her  and 
for  us;  her  teammates,  coach  and 
the  school.  It's  great  publicity  for 
us,*  Rudy  said. 

"But  it's  about  time  loo.  She 
could  have  been  in  that  group  a 
long  time  ago.  Sometimes  these 
things  take  lime.  She  should  have 


been  in  there  a  while  ago,  I  think, 
but  I'm  glad  she's  in  there  now,* 
she  said. 

Scurry  finished  off  her  tremen- 
dous career  at  UMass  last  year  by 
leading  the  team  to  the  NCAA 
Final  Four  where  they  lost  to 
North  Carolina. 

Scurry  started  all  25  games  for 
the  Minutewomen  and  had  a  0.48 
goals-against  average,  which  just 
happened  to  be  the  best  in  Ihe 
nation,  along  with  13  shutouts. 

The  goalkeeper  also  made  124 
saves  for  the  year,  giving  up  only 
1 2  goals  for  a  .9 1 2  save  percentage. 

Scurry  was  named  the  Atlantic 
10  Co-player  of  the  Year  and  was 
last  year's  vinnner  of  the  Missouri 
Athletic  Club/Adidas  National 
Goalkeeper  of  the  Year  award. 

Named  to  the  Northeast  Region 
All-America  team.  Scurry  was 
also  named  to  the  National  Soccer 
Coaches  Association  of 
America/UMBRO  All-America 
second  team. 

In  Scurry's  overall  career  at 
UMass,  she  had  a  0.56  goals 
against  average,  57  shutouts  and  a 
48-15-4  record. 

She  is  the  all-time  saves  leader 
with  568  and  the  all-time  leader 
for  most  shutouts  in  a  season 
(15).  She  is  second  all-  lime  in 
career  shutouts,  behind  leader 
Caria  DeSantis  (1985-  88)  who 
had  57.5  while  Scurry  YmA  57. 


Hixon  leads  U.S.  in  Cup 


BylMto  PIniv  ntf  IMt  Vwtnr 

—  -  Collegion  Stoff 

University  of  Massachusetts  field  hockey  coach  Pam 
Hixon  led  the  United  States  women's  national  team  to 
a  stunning  bronze  medal  performance  at  the  World 
Cup  in  Dublin.  Ireland  in  July. 

"Not  in  our  wildest  dreams  did  we  expect  this,"  said 
Hixon.  "It  was  absolutely  fantastic." 

Hixon  is  on  a  two-year  sabbatical  from  her  position 
at  UMass  to  become  the  coach  of  the  United  States 
National  Team  and  will  return  after  the  1996  Olympics 
in  Atlanta.  Former  Minutewomen  player  and  assistant 
coach  Megan  Donnelly  will  be  coaching  UMass  in 
Hixon's  absence. 

The  U.S  team,  ranked  1 1th  entering  the  tournament, 
opened  up  with  a  1-0  victory  over  an  English  squad 
(whose  back  up  goalkeeper  was  current  Minuiewoman 
netminder  Hilary  Rose)  for  its  first  win  in  World  Cup 
competition  in  20  years. 

Hixon's  squad  followed  that  performance  with  a 


Hixon  led  the  U.S 


COl«nST  UMASS  MKH'  «I,«M>'. 

National  Field  Hockey  team  to 


the  bronze  at  the  World  Cup. 


1-1  tie  against  Germany  and  a  2-1  upset  of  defending 
World  Cup  champion,  the  Netherlands.  Despite  falling 
to  Canada  1-0  in  their  next  match-up.  the  Americans 
earned  a  berth  in  the  tournament  semifinals. 

In  the  semifinal  round,  the  U.S  was  defeated  by  a 
tough  .\rgentinian  squad,  but  rebounded  from  the  loss 
by  knocking  off  Germany  to  take  the  bronze  medal. 

In  addition  to  the  younger  players,  the  team  was 
comprised  of  several  veterans  from  the  1990  World 
Cup  that  finished  last,  as  well  as  the  1992  national 
team  that  failed  to  qualify  for  the  Olympics  in 
Barcelona.  The  success  had  an  extra  special  meaning 
for  them. 

"There  were  a  lot  of  older  players  on  the  squad  who 
had  feh  like  they  just  couldn't  do  it."  said  Hixon  "Bui 
our  youth  and  experience  came  together  so  well." 

As  a  former  member  of  the  National  Team  herself. 
Hixon  holds  a  special  place  for  representing  her  country. 
"Even  without  the  br\)nze  medal,  it  was  a  great  expcri 
ence."  said  Hixon.  "It  was  a  great  honor  to  be  selected." 

Hixon  has  had  a  very  illustrious  coaching  career  at 
UMass  and  is  recognized  as  one  of  the  top  field  hockey 
coaches  in  the  nation.  She  has  been  named  Atlantic  10 
Coach  of  the  Year  for  four  straight  years  (1990-95) 
During  her  16-year  tenure.  Hixon  has  compiled  an 
impressive  255-69-18  record,  making  her  the  win 
ningest  active  coach  in  Division  1. 

The  Framingham.  Mass.  native  was  named  the  1981 
National  Coach  of  the  Year  in  Division  I  field  hockey 
and  has  led  UMass  lo  all  1  5  NCAA  Tournaments,  a 
feat  unattained  by  any  other  coach  in  NCAA  history 
Four  of  her  teams  reached  the  Final  Four 

Hixon  and  the  US  squad  will  next  compete  in  the 

Pan  Am  games  in  Argentina  in  March. 

•  •  • 

The  US  National  Team  was  not  the  only  American 
team  in  Ireland  in  |uly.  The  UMass  field  hockey  team 
was  also  in  Dublin  participating  in  four  exhibition 
games. 

Donnelly  led  the  Minutewomen  to  a  5-1  record  dur 
ing  their  tO-day  iniemalional  trip. 


UM  alumni  earn  tryouts 


Collegion  StaH 


Three  former  University  of  Massachusetts  football  play- 
ers kept  their  playing  careers  alive  this  summer. 

Former  offensive  guard  Bill  Durkin.  linebacker  Mario 
Perry,  and  safety  Don  Caparoiii  all  hooked  up  with  pro 


Haprer  Williams  participated  in  the  rookie  free  agent 
camp  this  summer. 


fessional  teams,  and  two,  Perry  and  Caparolti,  are  still 
playing. 

Both  are  members  of  the  Shrcveporl  Pirates,  ■ 
Canadian  Football  League  team  from  Shreveport,  Los 
Angeles.  Perry  is  starting  at  outside  linebacker  for  the 
Pirates,  while  Caparotti  is  on  special  teams,  according  to 
Massachusetts  football  coach  Mike  Hodges. 

Durkin.  after  being  cut  by  the  New  England  Patriots, 
was  supposedly  released  by  the  Pirates  after  just  a  week  of 
being  there,  said  Hodges. 

On  May  4,  the  6-fool-5,  290-plu»-pounder  signed  a 
free  agent  contract  with  the  New  England  Patriots  before 
heading  to  Training  Camp  in  August. 

Despite  being  cut  when  the  team  was  brought  down  to 
55  players  (with  80  players  that  started  camp],  Durkin 
did  not  leave  unnoticed.  One  person  that  noticed  was 
Patriot  head  coach  Bill  Parcells. 

'He's  a  tough  kid,'  said  Parcels  at  Bryant  College  cam- 
pus in  Smithfield,  Rhode  Island,  the  camp  site  for  the 
Patriots,  during  one  of  the  preseason  practice  sessions. 
'He's  certainly  not  out  of  place  here,  but  he's  fighting  for 
his  life.  He's  a  hard  worker.' 

Durkin,  25,  proved  that  he  has  the  potential  to  play  on 
the  professional  level  An  All-American  senior  last  season 
at  Massachusetts,  it  must  be  noted  that  Durkin  has  only 
played  offensive  line  for  that  past  two  years. 


Another  former  Minuteman  tried  to  hook  on  with  a 
local  team  this  summer  as  well.  Former  center  Harper 
Williams  was  invited  to  the  Boston  Celtics  rookie-free 
agent  camp  at  Brandeis  University  in  |uly. 

Williams  had  spent  a  season  in  Spain  after  trying  out 
for  the  \joi  Angeles  Lakers  finishied  his  career  at  UMass 
in  1995 

Minor  injuries  hampered  Williams,  sidelining  him 
from  the  first  of  the  four-day  camp.  He  performed  fair- 
ly on  the  offense,  but  struggled  defensively  on  the  sec- 
ond. 

Williams  suffered  a  separated  shoulder  on  day  three 
ending  his  chances  of  making  the  team. 

Williams  plans  to  return  for  his  second  season  in 
Spain. 


A  look  at  sports  stories  of  the  summer 


It  was  a  memorable  summer 
indeed  in  the  sports  world.  A  memo 
rable  one  for  many  negative  reasons. 
as  well  as  some  positive  ones.  There 
was  the  unexpected  and  the  expected. 
There  were  the  surprising,  and  the 
disappointing.  That's  why  you  goita' 
love  sports,  man.  The  drama  alone 
just  gives  me  tingles  in  lonely  places. 
Well,  here  it  goes...^ 

...There  was  a  tragedy,  and  all  of 
you  followed  it  You  heard  about  the 
double-murder,  and  you  waited  to 
see  if  there  was  a  link  to  him.  When 
there  was  a  link  to  him.  you  watched 
lo  see  if  anything  would  happen.  You 
then  watched  the  television  in  a 
shock  as  the  white  Ford  Bronco  was 
being  followed  by  a  load  of  cop  cars 

You  saw  the  bloodied  murder  sight 
You  saw  the  friend  dictate  the  letter 
written  by  him  You  saw  the  onUx)k 
m  on  the  overpasses  of  the  highway, 
cheering  him  on  as  he  drove  by.  You 
saw  the  policeman  take  him  into  cus 
tody,  and  you  saw  his  mug  shot. 

You've  seen  him  on  the  cover  of  the 
Enquirer,  and  you  have  learned  some^ 
xYm^  new  about  him  on  'Hard  Copy  " 
Ysu've  seen  him  on  all  of  the  major 
television  networks  in  court,  and  you've 


seen  extensive  coverage  on  CNN. 

"Did  0|  do  it?."  people  ask  "IX) 
you  think  0|  was  capable  of  doing 
such  a  thing?"  0|  this,  0|  that  I'll  tell 
you  what  bothers  me  about  the  0|  sit 
uation  is  just  this:  that  this  incident, 
which  includes  two  people  being  niur 
dered.  has  turned  into  the  Ol  incident 

Again,  two  people  were  murdered. 
Stabbed  to  death.  And  all  we  care 
about  is  if  one  of  America's 
well-known  celebrities  did  it  or  not. 
It's  the  American  media,  and  we  all 
get  caught  up  in  it.  All  of  us. 

...There  was  a  tiavesiy  Instead  of  a 
baseball  diamond.  America's  pastime 
now  has  tvro  teams  going  up  against 
each  other  on  opposite  sides  of  a 
table 

The  players  —  those  greedy  bums 
Those  owrners  —  the  stiffs.  I  really  do 
miss  watching  baseball  on  television 
and  listening  to  it  on  the  radio.  It's 
hard  to  believe  there's  a  strike  and 
there's  no  resolution  in  sight. 

They  picked  a  good  year  to  strike, 
huh?  History  could  have  been  made  by 
Tony  Gwynn.  who  was  in  and  arvund 
.400  most  of  the  season.  Matty 
Williams  had  a  chance  at  hitting  61 
dingers.  Frank  Thomas  and  Albert 


Belle  were  each  close  to  a  Triple 
Crown  season.  How  "bout  that  Bagwell 
guy?  Should  have  been  a  Rod  SockcT. 

And.  despite  being  a  Yankee-hater, 
it  would  have  been  nice  to  sec  Don 
Mattingly  play  in  the  playoffs  for  the 
first  time  in  his  career 

Hul  why  get  all  hung  up  on  it?  My 
friend  heard  an  interesting  quote  on 
Ihe  radio:  'Hey.  if  the  players  and 
owners  don't  care  about  baseball, 
why  should  wc?' 

The  strike  sparks  up  another 
thought  in  my  mind.  I  was  watching 
Sportsccnter  on  ESPN  the  other 
night,  and  they  said  how  much 
money  was  being  lost  by  the  owners 
as  well  as  Ihe  players,  and  I  thought 
about  this. 

An  owner  is  losing,  say.  over  $200 
million  and  counting.  That  player  is 
losing,  maybe,  over  $50,000  a  year. 
and  still  going  What  about  ihal  man 
that  works  as  a  hot  dog  vendor  at 
Fenway  with  a  salary,  and  is  forced 
out  of  work  by  the  strike? 

Think  about  it.  Vendors,  ushers, 
ticket  sellers,  cashiers,  custodians  and 
Ihe  many  others  who  have  jobs  affili 
ated  with  baseball  and  can't  work 
While  Bobby  Bonilla  doesn't  get  Ihal 


three  million  dollars  during  the 
course  of  strike,  Bobby  Comshucker 
doesn't  get  his  $5  an  hour,  cither. 

Mr.  Comhuskers  job  may  not  be 
as  high-profile  as  Mr.  Bonilla's,  but  it 
IS  a  living.  And  because  of  Ihe 
extremely  and  outrageously  high 
amounts  of  money  (and  greed)  being 
thrown  around  by  the  millionaire 
players  and  millionaire  owners,  Mr. 
Comhusker  is  out  of  a  job. 

...  There  was  Phil  Rizzuto  making 
II  to  the  Hall  of  Fame.  Does  he 
deserve  it?  Obviously,  I  didn't  see 
him  play.  By  statistics?  Not  in  my 
mind  Hey.  if  you  say  'Holy  Cow"  in 
an  annoyingly  loud,  high-pilched 
voice.  I  guess  you  too  can  become  a 
baseball  Hall  of  Earner. 

...There  was  Dominique  Wilkins 
becoming  a  Celtic.  I  love  the  thought 
of  'Nique  in  green  and  white,  and  I 
gel  all  bunched  up  inside  when  M.L. 
Carr  wheels  and  deals.  But  the  only 
way  a  team  achieves  the  ultimate  suc- 
cess of  an  NBA  Championship  is 
through  the  draft.  Don't  build  on 
today.  ML.  you  don't  have  enough. 
Build  on  tomorrow. 

Andrew  Hryce  is  a  Colltgian 
columnist. 


Millon  wins  M.V.P. 


ColtegKan  SwB 


Mark  Milton's  star  continues  lo 
rise  in  the  lacrosse  world,  as  the 
former  University  of 

Massachusetts  athlete  was  named 
Most  Valuable  Player  of  the 
World  Championships. 

Millon  and  three  other  former 
UMass  lacrosse  players  helped  the 
United  States  capture  its  sixth 
consecutive  World  Lacrosse 
Championship,  which  was  held  in 
Bury.  England. 

Sal  LoCasio.  a  UMass  standout 
from  1986-89.  was  named 
All-World  goalkeeper  Former 
All-American  Scott  Hiller  and 
Tim  Soudan  also  were  on  the 
gold-medal  winning  squad. 

Milton,  a  1995  graduate,  lead 
the  U.S.  in  scoring  with  27  goals 
and  17  assists  throughout  the 
seven  game  tournament.  He 
scored  four  goals  and  picked  up 
tvw)  assists  to  lead  the  U.S.  over 
Australia    21-7  in  the  champi- 


onship game. 

In  his  senior  season.  Millon  led 
the  NCAA  in  scoring  with  81 
points  on  58  goals  and  25  assists 
He  totaled  155  goals  and  58 
assists  to  place  him  fourth  on  the 
all-time  UMass  scoring  list,  sec 
ond  all-lime  in  goals. 

Millon  led  UMass  lo  the  NCAA 
tournament  in  1995  and  was 
named  New  England  Player  of 
Ihe  Year,  an  honor  LoCasio 
earned  three  times  while  leading 
UMass  to  the  tournament  from 
1986-89. 

After  graduation  in  1995, 
Millon  was  drafted  by  the  New 
York  Saints  of  the  Major  Indoor 
Lacrosse  League  Earlier  this 
year,  he  garnered  Most  Valuable 
Player  honors  while  playing  for 
the  Long  Island  Hofsira  Club 
team  in  the  Club  Lacrosse 
League. 

lohn  Hopkins,  which  had  seven 
former  players,  was  the  only  other 
school  to  have  more  players  rep- 
resented on  the  US  squad. 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Tuesday,  September  13,   1994  •  Page  3 


NHL  selects 
Minutemen 

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ColiegiQf!  ::o" 

The  best  recruiting  class  in  Hockey  East? 

It  is  an  arguable  p>oint.  but  if  the  National  Hockey 
League  draft  is  the  measuring  slick,  the  Minutemen 
seem  to  have  quite  a  crop  of  freshman  as  they  enter 
their  first  season  of  Hockey  East  competition. 

"I'm  almost  100  percent  certain  that  no  other  col- 
lege hockey  team  in  the  nation  had  four  guys  draft- 
ed in  the  1994  season,"  said  Massachusetts  Coach 
)oe  Mallen.  "To  have  four  guys  drafted  in  our  sec- 
ond year  of  operation  is  a  tribute  to  the  work  we've 
done  this  year." 

Five  incoming  University  of  Massachusetts  fresh- 
men have  been  drafted  by  NHL  teams.  Tom 
O'Connor  (Pittsburgh  fourth  round).  Mike  Gaffney 
(Ottawa  sixth  round).  Dan  |uden  (Tampa  Bay  sixth 
round)  and  Brian  Regan  (Hartford  llth  round) 
were  picked  in  the  1994  draft.  Brad  Norton  was 
taken  by  Edmonton  in  the  1993  draft,  but  played  in 
preparatory  school  at  Cushing  Academy  a  year 
before  coming  to  UMass. 

Mallen  got  O'Connor  as  a  direct  result  of  the 
scholarship  turmoil  that  has  recently  plagued  the 
Boston  College  hockey  program. 

Several  BC  recruits  claimed  that  the  BC  program 
has  backed  out  of  promised  scholarship  money. 
O'Connor,  who  was  expected  to  be  a  key  addition 
to  the  Eagle  defense,  was  one  such  recruit. 

"We  have  an  agreement  in  our  league  that  if  a 
player  signs  a  letter  of  intent  and  commits  to  one  of 
the  schools  in  our  league,  then  it's  hands  off,"  said 
Mallen.  "He  did  not  sign  a  letter  of  intent,  and 
because  of  the  way  our  agreement  is,  he  was  open 
to  be  approached  by  other  institutions.  We  went 
after  him  and  we  were  lucky  enough  to  get  him." 

luden  is  an  interesting  story  as  well.  The  Tampa 
Bay  Lighting  front  office  liked  juden's  size  and 
speed,  and  picked  him  in  the  sixth  round.  Despite 
the  professional  interest,  luden  did  not  receive  any 
Division  I  scholarship  offers. 

"Scouts  in  the  National  Hockey  League  have  seen 
something  in  him,  some  spurts  that  make  him  look 
like  he  could  develop  into  a  professional  hockey 
player,"  said  Mallen.  "But  there  are  a  lot  of  other 
people  that  question  whether  he  can  play  that  way 
consistently.  So  therefore  nobody  in  Division  I 
offered  him  a  scholarship. 

Defense  will  get  the  biggest  boost  from  the  fresh- 
man class.  Mallen  looked  to  add  size  to  his  defense 
during  the  recruiting  season.  In  addition  to  the  6'2, 
O'Connor.  Gaffney  (6'1.  210  lbs)  and  Norton  (6'5, 
223  lbs)  will  be  competing  for  playing  time. 

In  goal,  Regan  will  challenge  incumbents  David 
Kilduff  and  Rich  Moriarty  for  the  goaliending 
duties. 

As  a  Connecticut  native.  Regan  was  excited  to  be 
drafted  by  the  Whalers. 

"It  was  very  exciting  to  be  drafted,  no  matter 
what  team."  said  Regan.  "To  have  it  be  the  Whalers 
was  icing  on  the  cake." 

Mallen  warns  the  players  against  getting  too 
excited  about  their  immediate  contributions. 

"Can  we  expect  miracles  from  these  guys? 
Absolutely  not."  said  Mallen.  "You  can  expect  them 
to  be  key  contributors,  but  not  miracles.  They've 
got  to  be  weaned  into  the  Hockey  East  because  it's 
a  big  step  for  freshman.  As  far  as  potential  though, 
they  could  be  solid  contributors  in  the  Hockey  East 
three  or  four  years  down  the  road." 


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Minutemen  prepare  for  Hockey  East 


ByManVautoir 

Collegian  SioH 


The  dress  rehearsal  is  over. 

Last  year  ice  hockey  made  a  successful  return  to  the 
University  of  Massachusetts,  compiling  an  impressive 
20-9  record  against  mostly  Division  II  and  111  opponents. 
But  make  no  mistake,  as  the  Minutemen  prepare  to  enter 
into  a  full  Hockey  East  schedule,  the  real  challenge  lies 
just  ahead. 

"I'm  very  excited  and  enthusiastic  about  the  upcoming 
year,  but  in  terms  of  the  program.  I  look  at  this  as  being 
the  toughest  year."  said  Minuteman  Coach  )oe  Mallen.  "At 
least  this  year,  1  know  the  faces  that  are  coming  back  here 
and  what  they  can  do.  I  have  a  little  bit  better  sense  of 
what  our  team  might  look  like." 

The  difference  between  Divisions  11  and  III  and 
Division  I  is  considerable.  While  the  Minutemen  regularly 
pounded  their  lesser  opponents,  they  were  a  meager  1-6 
against  Division  1  opponents. 

Increased  experience  will  be  a  key  for  UMass.  One  year 
ago,  Mallen's  squad  consisted  of  mostly  freshman  with  no 
collegiate  experience  and  no  playing  time.  Having  a  sea- 
son under  their  belt  will  go  a  long  way,  despite  having 
very  little  Division  I  experience. 

'I  expect  to  see  huge  improvements  in  their  strength," 
said  Mallen.  "I  think  we're  going  to  see  a  huge  jump  in  the 
play  of  a  lot  of  guys.  The  question  is  whether  they  can 
jump  up  with  their  skills  and  determination,  night  in  and 
night  out  against  Division  I  teams." 

The  Minutemen  will  need  several  things  to  take  that 
next  step.  Offensively,  the  Minutemen  will  need  continued 
scoring  consistency  from  their  first  two  lines.  Rob 
Bonneau,  Mike  Evans  and  company  need  to  prove  that 
they  can  be  scoring  threats  night  in  and  night  out  at  the 
next  level. 

The  blue  line  is  a  potential  bright  spot  if  the  mixture  of 
the  talented  returning  players  transfers,  and  highly  regard- 
ed recruits  can  get  together  and  continue  to  improve. 

The  1994-95  Minutemen  will  have  four  players  that 
will  provide  some  quality  experience.  When  Mallen  left 
Boston  College  for  UMass,  two  of  his  players  came  with 
him.  Forward  Sal  Manganaro  brings  two  seasons  of 
Hockey  East  experience  to  the  Minuteman  offense,  and 
former  Eagle  defensemen  Keith  O'Connell  is  expected  to 
impit)ve  UMass  on  defense. 

Two  other  transfers,  |osh  Hoekstra  (Colorado  College) 
and  lohn  lacques  (Boston  University)  will  also  be  compet- 
ing for  roster  spots. 

An  impressive  recruiting  class  that  includes  five  NHL 
draft  picks  will  improve  the  Minutemen.  Mallen  added 
size  to  his  defense  by  including  three  large  blue  liners  and 
speed  to  his  offense  with  two  talented  forwards. 

Mallen  is  pleased  by  the  idea  of  another  competitive 
training  camp.  With  the  additions  of  the  transfers  and 
recruits,  there  are  few  d<  '"i.ies  in  terms  of  roster  spots 
and  playing  time. 


COdDON  FENWKK  /  COtLECIAN 

Blair  Wagar  and  the  rest  of  the  Minutemen  will  have  to  step  up  their  performance  to  be  successful  in  Hockey 
East. 


"We  have  a  whole  team  of  guys  coming  back,  where 
nobody  thinks  they  have  anything  made."  said  Mallen. 
"It's  going  to  be  a  very  competitive  training  camp. 
Therefore  all  the  guys  aren't  resting  on  their  laurels.  The 
motivation  is  there  for  everybody  to  be  at  their  peak." 

Competing  in  one  of  the  premier  divisions  of  college 
hockey  will  be  a  daunting  task  for  the  Minutemen.  Maine 
is  only  two  years  removed  from  their  National 
Championship  season,  and  BU  went  to  the  finals  last  year. 
Mallen  has  set  his  goals  on  l>eing  competitive. 

"Our  challenge,  as  a  mostly  freshman  and  sophomore 
team,  is  to  make  our  mark  on  the  league  and  be  competi- 
tive night  in  and  night  out."  said  Mallen. 

In  the  past  Mallen  has  drawn  upon  the  Florida  Panthers 
and  Finnish  National  teams  as  models  for  the  underdogs 


remaining  competitive. 

Mallen  is  hoping  that  the  top  competition  and  the  likely 
emergence  of  local  rivalries  will  draw  more  fans  to  the 
Mullins  Center. 

"In  my  estimation,  it  [ice  hockeyj  is  the  most  exciting 
spectator  sport  that  there  is,"  said  Mallen.  "I  think  we're 
at  the  stage  where  we  need  to  build  the  student  base. 
We're  not  going  to  wait  for  the  students  to  come  to  us. 
We  have  to  go  out  and  bring  the  students  into  the  build- 
ing, because  once  you  get  to  see  a  UMass  hockey  game, 
you're  going  to  come  back  and  see  another." 

The  Minutemen  open  their  season  October  22  at 
UMass,  Lowell.  Hockey  East  action  returns  to  the 
Amherst  campus  November  18.  when  the  Minutemen  take 
onBU. 


1994-95  UMass  Men's  Hockey  Schedule 


October 


22         atLow«a* 

29  01  Prwidencw' 

30  qt  Botfcan  ColUq«* 


November 


COLGATE 
5      UNJONCOUEGE 
II      <*  Air  Forc« 
12*     o^AirFdrc* 

18  BOSTON  UNIVERSnr 

19  otBoitanUnivanily* 


2 
3 
9 

10 
16 
30 

31 


December 


MERRIMACK* 

MERRIMACK* 

otUNH* 

UNH* 

PRINCETON 

NOTRE  DAAAE 

NOTRE  OAME 


January 


6  at  Boston  College* 

7  BOSTON  COLLEGE* 


17  BOWDOIN 

20  otProyidence* 

22  PROVlOENa* 

24  ARMY 

27  MAIKC* 

28  MAINE* 
31  otHolyCfOM 


Febrwary 


3      BOSTON  UNIVERSITY* 
5      UNH* 
10      otMarrimock* 


11 
17 
18 
24 
25 


of  Maine' 
at  Lowell* 
LOWELL* 
NORTHEASTERN* 
at  Noflheostem* 


March 


4  at  Northeastern* 

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Field  Hockey: 

At  a  Glance 

"We're  here  to  win  the 
National  Championship.  As 
far  as  I'm  concerned,  we're 

capable  of  doing  it." 

-sophomore  goalie  HILARY  ROSE 


Megan 
Donnelly 


Hood  Coach:  Megan  Donnelly,  Massachusetts  1 986. 

Assistants:  Amy  Robertson,  Massachusetts  1 986, 
Ainslee  Press,  Massachusetts  1 993. 

1993:  19-4 

Pre-saoson  Rank:  Seven 

Captains:  Danielle  Borges,  Kyri  Sparks. 

Starters  Lost:  Tare  Jelley  forward,  Jenn  Salisbury  for- 
ward. Holly  Hockenbrock  midfield,  Tracy  Barclay 
defense. 

Probable  Starters: 

FORWARDS:  Danielle  Borges,  Kerry  Metelski,  Streya 

Volla 

MIDFIELD:  Colleen  Duffy,  Kyle  Rothenberger,  Amy  Ott 

DEFENSE:  Andrea  Cabral,  Kyri  Sparks,  Melanie  Gore 

GOALTENDER:  Hibry  Rose 

Newcomers:  Tiffany  Clark,  Amesbury,  MA.  Courtney 
Maclean,  Westboro,  MA.  Amy  Ott,  Stchwenksville,  PA. 
AAelisso  Sweeney,  Malvern,  PA, 


Minutewomen  set  sights  on  title 


By  MM  VautMr 

Colleqion  S*oft 


New  coach,  same  goal. 

ll  will  be  a  differenl  looking 
Massachusetts  Reld  hockey  team  this 
year,  starting  at  the  top.  Coach  Pam 
Hixon,  who  has  been  an  institution, 
is  on  a  two-year  hiatus  coaching  the 
United  States  National  Team.  It  will 
be  former  Minutewoman  Megan 
Donnelly  pacing  the  Totman 
Gymnasium  sidelines. 

With  Hixon  at  the  helm,  making 
the  NCAA  Tournament  was  a  given. 
Beginning  with  the  first  NCAA  Field 
Hockey  Tournament  in  1981,  UMass 
has  gone  to  the  post  season  every 
year.  Despite  Hixon's  absence, 
Donnelly  expects  no  less  from  the 
Minutem  women. 

"1  don't  want  to  lower  our  expecta- 
tions just  because  Pam  isn't  here," 
said  Dionnelly. 

Despite  her  short  tenure,  Donnelly 
feels  very  comfortable  with  her 
squad.  She  credits  the  team's 
f')ur-gamc  summer  trip  to  Ireland  as 
a  crucial  factor  for  her  and  the  team. 

"1  have  a  good  idea  what  they're 
capable  of,'  said  Donnelly. 

The  team's  strengths  have  shifted 
from  last  year's  Final  Eight  team. 
With  All-American  seniors  Tara 
jelley  and  )cnn  Salisbury  at  forward, 
it  was  the  offense  that  paced  the 
1993  Minutewomen. 

Graduation  claimed  the 
Minutewomen's  top  scoring  threats, 
and  in  1994  it  svill  be  an  experienced 
defense  that  leads  Donnelly's  squad. 

Offense:  Only  senior  co-captain 
Danielle  Borges  returns  from  last 
year's  front  line.  After  performing  in 
the  shadow  of  jelley  and  Salisbury, 


Donnelly  thinks  that  Borges  will 
shine  in  her  new  leadership  role. 

"Danielle  Borges  has  really  stepped 
up  big.  When  1  saw  her  in  Ireland, 
she  just  played  out  of  her  mind," 
Donnelly  said.  "1  think  she's  excited 
at  the  chance  to  come  into  her  own 
and  to  step  up  and  be  noticed." 

Borges  did  step  up  in  the 
Minutewomen's  season  opener,  scor- 
ing all  three  goals  in  their  3-0  victory 
over  Boston  College. 

Also  moving  into  increased  roles 
will  be  juniors  Kerry  Metelski  and 
Streya  Volla.  Donnelly  is  confident 
that  the  duo  will  emerge  as  a  talented 
offensive  unit. 

"Streya  has  played  really  strong 
this  preseason,"  said  Donnelly.  "I 
think  they're  ready  to  step  up.  They 
have  both  been  doing  extra  work 
after  each  practice." 

The  offense  will  get  a  boost  when 
Sharon  Hughes  (mononucleosis)  and 
Julie  Loranger  (knee),  who  have 
both  been  sidelined,  return  to  the 
line-up. 

'We  can't  afford  any  problems  at 
the  forward  line,"  Donnelly  said.  "We 
don't  have  a  lot  of  experience  up 
there  right  now." 

With  Hughes  and  Loranger  out 
indefinitely,  freshmen  Melissa 
Sweeney,  Courtney  MacLean  and 
Tiffany  Clark  will  have  an  opportuni- 
ty to  get  some  experience. 

The  penalty  corner  should  be 
potent  again,  with  the  cannon  shot  of 
Natalie  Hart  giving  opposing  goalies 
nightmares. 

Midrield:  Led  by  senior  Colleen 
Duffy  and  sophomore  All-America 
candidate  Kyle  Rothenberger,  the 
midfield  will  be  strong  as  well. 

'The  midfielders  will  get  more 


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5PO«IS  INlO«MAIION 

Natalie  Hart  is  expected  to  play  a  vital  role  on  offense  and  defense  for 
UMass. 


involved  in  the  offense  this  year," 
said  Donnelly.  "Both  Colleen  and 
Kyle  have  excellent  offensive  skills, 
and  1  think  you'll  see  them  get  more 
shots." 

Amy  Ott  will  be  the  lone  freshman 
in  the  starting  line  up  replacing 
graduated  left  back  Holly 
Hockenbrock. 

Defense:  Without  question,  the 
defense  is  the  key  to  the  team. 

Led  by  goalie  Hilary  Rose,  sweeper 
Natalie  Hart,  and  backs  Kyri  Sparks 
and  Andrea  Cabral,  this  is  one  of  the 
best  units  in  the  nation.  The  team 
will  go  as  far  as  the  defense  carries 
them. 

Outlook:  The  team  has  set  their 
goals  high.  They  begin  the  season 


ranked  No.  7,  and  are  considered 
Atlantic  10  and  New  England 
favorites.  The  team  also  has  loftier 
goals,  as  they've  set  their  sights  on 
the  National  Championship. 

"We  have  things  you  need  to  gel 
that  far  in  the  tournament,"  said 
Donnelly.  "We  have  a  very  strong 
defense,  an  outstanding  comer  shoot- 
er and  a  hot  goalie.  Our  strengths  are 
the  strengths  that  you  need  to  be  a 
final  four  team." 

"Our  goal  is  to  be  national 
champs,"  said  Sparks.  'Nothing  is 
going  to  falter  us  from  that." 

The  Minutewomen  will  be  tested 
along  the  way,  playing  No.  I.  North 
Carolina  (Oct.  9).  and  No.  2  Old 
Dominion  (Oct.  2). 


Solid  defense 
key  to  crown 


ByManvautaup 

Collegion  StaH 

Offense  wins  games.  Defense  wins  championships. 

If  the  axiom  holds  true  for  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  field  hockey  team,  1994  could  be  the  year. 

One  year  ago.  Coach  Pam  Hixon  listed  her  inexperi- 
enced defense  as  the  team's  biggest  question  mark  going 
into  the  1993  season. 

A  lot  has  changed  in  a  year. 

Throughout  the  course  of  the  season,  the  defense 
erased  the  questions  from  Hixon's  mind  and  emerged  into 
a  talented  unit. 

Heading  into  this  season,  with  an  inexperienced 
offense,  it  will  be  the  defense  that  anchors  the 
Minutewomen. 

"The  defense  is  the  key.  The  team  plays  how  the 
defense  plays."  said  Coach  Megan  Donnelly.  "If  we  stay 
healthy.  I  don't  see  loo  many  teams  that  can  do  much 

It  starts  with  sophomore  goaltender  Hilary  Rose.  In  her 
freshman  season,  she  led  the  nation  in  goals  against  aver- 
age and  save  percentage.  Her  field  hockey  resume 
includes  playing  in  the  World  Cup  for  Great  Britain. 

"Hilary  is  an  international  player."  Donnelly  said. 
"There  isn't  a  game  on  our  schedule  that  would  faze  her." 

That  experience,  combined  with  her  calming  presence, 
is  a  great  asset  to  the  Minutewomen. 

"Hilary  is  like  another  coach  on  the  field."  Donnelly 
said.  'She  has  a  great  knowledge  of  the  game.  She  has  a 
great  manner  and  sense  of  humor  that  keeps  everybody 
loose.  She's  very  important  to  the  team  on  and  off  the 
field." 

In  front  of  Rose  is  another  talented  British  import. 
1  Armed  with  a  powerful  shot,  6'2  Natalie  Hart  has  become 
;  an  important  part  of  the  Minutewomen  defense.  If  an 

■  opposing  team  is  to  have  any  success  on  offense,  they 

■  have  to  keep  the  ball  away  from  her.  One  opposing  coach 
'■  described  Hart  as  "the  place  offense  goes  to  die."  Her 
I  strong  shot,  especially  on  turf,  enables  her  to  clear  out  any 
:   threat  that  comes  into  her  area. 

"She  is  extremely  valuable."  Donnelly  said.  "She  takes 

•  up  all  this  room  and  makes  you  go  wide." 

Perhaps  the  most  underrated  member  of  the  UMass 
:  defense  is  co-captain  Kyri  Sparks.  The  California  native 
;  usually  gets  the  assignment  of  shadowing  the  opponents 
;  lop  scorer.  If  she  gets  noticed,  it's  because  she  has  failed 

■  to  perform  her  task. 

''  In  last  year's  Atlantic  10  championships.  Sparks  drew 

',  the  usk  of  covering  the  A-lO's  lop  gun.  Rutgers'  Heather 

;  lones.  Fresh  off  a  four-goal  performance  against  Rhode 

:  Island,  lones  appeared  to  be  in  lop  form.  But  throughout 

;  the  final  game,  she  barely  saw  the  ball,  as  Sparks  blanket- 

•  ed  her  on  route  to  a  4-0  Minutewomen  victory. 

■  "Kyri  is  an  outstanding  marker."  Donnelly  said.  "She  is 
I  probably  one  of  the  marking  defensive  players  in  the 
;  game,  ll  shows  her  defensive  mentality  and  work  ethic. 
:  When  she  sets  her  mind  lo  something,  she  pretty  much 
•■  does  it." 

The  combination  of  Sparks  and  Hart  forces  opponents 
'.   to  attack  from  the  outside. 


Former  Minutewomen  returns  as  coach 


ByNHnVaiitoir 

Collegian  StatI 


If  you  told  Megan  Donnelly  a  year  ago  that  she  would 
be  coaching  a  National  Title  contender,  she  probably 
would  not  have  believed  you. 

Fate  does  funny  things.  When  UMass  Coach  Pam 
Hixon  accepted  the  position  of  United  States  National 
Team  Coach  last  December,  a  two-year  interim  head 
coach  position  became  available.  Nine  months  later 
Donnelly  is  back  at  her  alma  matter,  continuing  UMass' 
quest  for  a  National  Title. 

Donnelly  brings  an  impressive  resume  to  the  position. 
She  was  an  Ail-American  all  four  years  of  her  playing 
career.  She  won  the  Broderick  Award,  the  highest  honor 
in  college  hockey  in  198b,  and  was  named  to  NCAA's 
All-Decade  Team. 

Times  have  changed  in  the  field  hockey  program  since 
Donnelly's  playing  days. 

"We  used  to  travel  everywhere  in  these  two  vans." 
Donnelly  said.  "We'd  sleep  four  to  a  room  in  Motel  6. 
uw  rtjtht  dollars  a  day.  Now  we're  flying  to  Old 
t)Ortiinfi.in  and  siBylng  In  nice  hotels  -  two  to  a  room. 
It's  great  They  deserve  it." 

After  finishing  her  playing  career  in  the  1988 
Olympics,  Donnelly  worked  as  an  assistant  coach  at 
Stanford.  UMass,  Boston  College  and  Penn  State  before 
becoming  the  head  coach  of  Rhode  Island  in  1992. 

She  compiled  a  7-27-1  record  in  two  seasons  at 
Rhode  Island  as  she  worked  at  building  a  traditionally 
weak  program. 

When  the  head  coaching  position  at  UMass  became 
available,  Donnelly  dc-cided  to  return  to  the  place  of  her 
glory  days. 

"I'm  excited.  There  isn't  any  better  feeling."  said  the 
new  coach.  "There  isn't  any  place  you'd  rather  be  than 
at  your  alma  matter,  trying  to  keep  them  in  the  lop  ten." 
In  addition  to  the  excitement  of  coming  home,  there 
is  another  positive  thing  about  reluming  to  Amherst. 
Unlike  Rhode  Island,  Donnelly  has  a  chance  lo  coach  a 
team  thai  is  loaded  with  talent. 

"It's  so  much  fun  to  inherit  a  team  with  so  much  tal- 
ent." Donnelly  said.  "It's  exciting  going  into  the  season 


preparing  a  team  lo  make  a  run  in  the  NCAA  tourna- 
ment. It's  a  very  different  feeling." 

Donnelly  got  a  head  start  on  getting  lo  know  her  new 
team  on  a  ten-day.  four-game  tour  in  Ireland. 

'Having  the  opportunity  to  be  coached  by  Megan  in 
Ireland  made  a  world  of  difference  for  us."  said  senior 
CO-  captain  Kyri  Sparks.  'We  really  gol  set  there." 

"The  trip  to  Ireland  was  critical."  Donnelly  said.  "1 
can't  imagine  being  here  without  it.  I  got  a  chance  to 
know  them  as  people." 

There  are  many  expectations  and  pressures  that  come 
with  coaching  a  program  with  a  strong  winning  tradi- 
tion, and  following  the  footsteps  of  a  legend. 

"We're  trying  not  to  lower  the  expectation  level  just 
because  Pam  is  gone  for  a  couple  of  years,"  Donnelly 
said. 

Despite  the  fact  that  taking  the  position  meant  leuv 
ing  job  security  at  URI  for  potential  unemployment  in 
1996,  Donnelly  is  pleased  with  her  decision. 

"This  program  means  more  to  me  than  any  other  pro 
gram  in  the  country,"  Donnelly  said.  'I  have  had  a  few 
anxiety  attacks  saying.  Oh  God!  I'm  out  of  work  In  two 
years.  My  years  here  were  four  of  my  best  yciirs.  Its 
something  I  love,  i  want  to  see  it  keep  going  " 

Not  that  leaving  Rhode  Island  was  easy.  There  will  be 
considerable  emotion  from  both  Donnelly  and  her  for 
mer  team  when  the  Minutewomen  travel  to  Kingston. 
Rl  for  an  Oct.  15  match  up  with  the  Lady  Rams. 

"That's  going  to  be  an  interesting  game,"  Donnelly 
said.  "I  know  they're  going  to  be  fired  up.  They're  pass 
ing  out  filers  and  promoting  that  game  already.  It  will 
be  emotional,  but  not  until  after  the  game.  I'm  not  going 
to  talk  to  the  kids  until  the  game  is  over.  They're  either 
going  to  play  great  or  the  emotions  will  get  to  them." 

Following  in  the  footsteps  of  Hixon.  the  winning 
active  coach  in  Division  I  field  hockey,  has  forced 
Donnelly  to  compare  herself  lo  her  former  mentor. 

'I  took  a  lot  of  coaching  philosophy  from  Pam," 
Donnelly  said.  'I  think  our  philosophy  of  the  game  is 
real  similar.  Strong  defense;  build  out  from  there. 
Sometimes  1  even  hear  Pam  in  my  voice  when  I'm  cor- 
recting somebody." 

Their  differences?  According  to  Donnelly  "about 


VOUn  INIODMATIO. 

Megar.   Oonnelly  was  a  star  player  for  the 
Minuteworrien  before  returning  as  a  coach. 

240-  something  victories." 

Donnelly's  goal  for  this  year  is  to  achieve  the  one  vic- 
tory that  eluded  her  predecessor,  the  National  Title. 

"I  wouldn't  say  one  jcoach)  is  better  than  the  other," 
Sparks  said  'Megan  is  extremely  positive,  which  is 
wonderful  We  have  set  a  goal  of  National 
Championship." 

"There  have  been  some  bad  breaks  in  the  Final 
Fours,"  Donnelly  said  "This  program  is  overdue." 

Whether  or  not  they  achieve  that  goal,  Hixon  will  be 
back  in  1996.  and  Donnelly  will  be  unemployed. 


"It's  hard  to  get  by  those  two."  [X)nnelly  said.  "Teams 
can't  attack  the  middle  on  us.  That's  a  huge  advantage." 

The  defense  takes  pride  in  their  role,  and  they  have  con 
fidencc  that  they  can  live  up  lo  the  expectations. 

"They  are  tough  and  strong,  and  that's  a  tradition  at 
UMass,"  Donnelly  said.  "The  defense  has  always  had  the 
mentality  of  nobody  gets  by  you.  Nobody  gets  in  your  cir- 
cle. They  work  together  as  a  unit  very  well." 

"It's  a  sense  of  tradition.  We  ♦^"H  we  have  something  to 
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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COllEGIAN 


Men's  Water  Polo: 

At  a  Glance 


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"I'm  expecting  us  to  again 
challenge  for  the  Eastern 
title.    It's  up  to  me  to  start 
putting  them  in  situations 
that  will  allow  them  to  be 
successul.  We  have  a  lot  of 
firepower  to  replace. " 

-RUSS  YARWORTH,  head  coach 


Hood  cooch:  Rusi  YarM«rlh 

Auistant  cooches:  Andrew  Mahar, 

Tasan  Engin 

LostsMion:  21-6,  15-1  EWPA 

Starters  lost:  Jeremy  Alters,  Tasar> 

Engin,  Luke  Harlan 

Giptains:  Javier  Gonzalez,  Adolfo 

Oliele 

Projected  storters:  "We're  still 

developing  who  will  start.  Right 

now,  I  hove  no  idea,'  -  Yarworth. 

Newcomers:  Mark  Staudenbauer, 

Juan  Carlos  Limardo,  Joe  Wilimek 


Water  polo  not  resting  on  laurels 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Tuesday,  September  13     1994  •  Poge  5 


ByMkaRaiss 


NCAA  Collegiate  Water  Polo 

Top  2S  Pol 


Stanford 

Southerr^  California 

Califofnio-Berkeiey 

Pepperdine 

California-Irvine 

Californio-Sanro  Barbara 

UCLA 


8  Lor>g  Beacfr  Stole 

9  Pacific 

1 0.  Massachusetts 

1  1    Bucknell 

12  Colifornia-Son  Diego 

13  Air  Force 


14.  Novy 

15  Colirornia-Davis 

16.  Richmond 

17.  Chominode 

18  Brown 

19  Princeton 

20  University  of  Redlonds 

2 1  Harvard 

22.  Slippery  Rock 

23  George  Wosfiington 

24  Cloremonl'Muda'Scripps 
25.  Villanovo 


Throughout  the  duration  of  a  his- 
toric 1995  season,  Russ  Yarworth 
often  spoke  of  the  NCAA 
Tournameni.  His  University  of 
Massachusetts  men's  water  polo  team 
would  set  its  sights  on  the  NCAA's,  a 
sight  that  would  soon  became  the 
squad's  ultimate  goal. 

After  achieving  the  feat,  the 
Minutemen  made  history  in  becoming 
the  first  East  Coast  school  to  ever 
defeat  a  West  coast  school 
(Caiifornia-San  Diego)  in  NCAA 
competition.  Massachusetts  finished 
sixth  out  ol  the  eight  team  tield. 

So  what  is  the  goal  for  Yarworth's 
1994  entry? 

"To  gel  back  to  the  NCAA's,"  he 
said.  "Basically,  there  are  three  or 
four  teams  in  the  hunt,  the  top  three 
being  Navy,  Bucknell  and  ourselves. 
Right  now,  the  sky's  the  limit." 

Already,  Massachusetts  has  earned 
nationwide  respect  this  season, 
checking  in  with  a  No.  10  ranking  in 
the  1 994  pre-  season  water  polo  poll. 
Leading  the  Minutemen  into  the  new 
season  will  be  senior  lavier  Gonzalez, 
a  5-fool-lO.  175  pound,  right-hand- 
ed gunslinger  and  6-foot,  170  pound 
Adolfo  Oliete,  also  a  senior. 

"lavier's  the  guy  we  look  to  for  a 
great  deal  of  our  scoring,  but  also  for 


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his  defensive  play."  Yarworth  said. 
"He  has  to  be  smart,  and  I  think  he 
has  to  realize  his  defensive  play  will 
help  hold  us  together." 

"Adolfo  looks  groat  this  year  and  is 
in  great  shape."  Yarworth  said.  "I'm 
excited  about  him  becoming  the  play- 
er I  know  he  can  become." 

In  1993.  Massachusetts  was  No.  9 
in  the  final  water  polo  poll.  Without 
key  performers  Tasan  F.ngin,  Jeremy 
Alters  and  Luke  Harlan,  the 
Minutemen  will  look  to  a  mix  of 
experienced  veterans  and  unseasoned 
youngsters  to  carry  the  load. 

The  team  will  also  be  without  the 
services  of  talented  two-  meter  man 
Gary  Spremullo  due  to  academic  rea- 
sons. 

"You  just  can't  replace  a  player  like 
T  (Tasan  Engin)."  Yarworth  said. 
"We're  just  poing  to  have  to  adjust 
defensively  and  develop  someone  to 
play  the  position.  Luke,  leremy  and 
Gary  will  also  be  tough  to  replace. 
Thai's  a  lot  of  firepower  right  there." 

Indeed.  But  with  freshman  recruits 
Mark  Staudenbauer.  )uan  Carlos 
Limardo  and  |oe  Wilimek  around, 
Massachusetts  receives  an  immediate 
jolt  in  the  arm.  Toss  talents  like 
goalies  Alex  Mujica  and  Paul  Engin 
svill  anchor  the  rest  of  the  returnees 
into  the  fold,  and  the  Minutemen  will 

Turn  lo  WATER  POLO,  poge  1 3 


SPOUTS  INrOOMATION 

Junior  Javier  Gonzalez  and  the  rest  of  the  Men's  Water  Polo  team  will  be 
shooting  for  a  return  to  the  NCAA's. 


Sports  Notice: 


There  will  be  a  meeting  for  men  and 
women  who  wish  to  try  out  for  the  tennis 
teams  Wednesday,  September  14  at  3:30  p.m. 
in  Boyden  Gymnasium,  in  Rm.  248. 

There  will  be  a  Women's  varsity  Softball 
open  tryout  Sept  14-15  at  3  p.m.  at  Totman 
Field.  For  more  information,  call  545-0038. 


WEIL  GIVE  YOU  10  WEEKS.  . 

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a  leader.  But  if  you're  tough,  smart  and  determined,  ten  weeks  and  a  lot  of 
hard  work  could  make  you  an  Officer  of  Marines  And  Officer  Candidates 
School  (OCS)i  IS  where  you'll  get  the  chance  to  prove  you've  got  what  it  takes 
to  lead  a  life  full  of  excitement,  full  of  challenge,  full  of  honor  Anyone  can  say 
they've  got  what  it  takes  to  be  a  leader,  we'll  give  you  ten  weeks  to  prove  it. 

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Women's  Volleyball: 

At  a  Glance 


"We  have  1 1  people  that  can  play.  This 

makes  practice  easier,  and  also  makes  our 

team  work  harder  because  they  know 

they'll  he  challenged  at  their  positions. " 

-Coach  Bonnie  Kenny 

Head  Coach:  Bonnie  Kenny 

Assistant  Cooch:  Tina  Grutjch 

Last  year's  record:  17-14 

Starting  players  lost  none 

Returning  plovers:  Cass  Anderson,  Belh 
Cabral,  Rachel  Sky,  Susan  Mogo,  Kim  Mizner, 
Dionne  Nasfi 

Probable  starters:  Anderson,  Nash,  Lesley 
Nolan,  Leigh  Reodey,  Giza  Rivera,  and  Sky. 

Newcomers:  Mario  Dueno,  Nolan,  Michelle 
Pociorek,  Reodey  and  Rivera. 


Experience  and  nemf  mix  boost  UiViass 


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Is  it  really  possible  for  a  second  year  program  to  con- 
tend in  the  Atlantic  10'.'  The  University  of  Massachusetts 
volleyball  team  thinks  it  is. 

Last  year  the  Minutewoman  volleyball  team  returned 
after  a  two-year  hiatus.  The  team  surprised  many  by  fin- 
ishing with  a  respectable  17-14  record,  and  advanced  to 
the  semifinals  of  the  Atlantic  Ten  Tournament.  This  year, 
the  team  will  look  to  build  un  that  foundation,  and  set 
their  sights  even  higher. 

"If  we  work  hard,  and  get  to  the  finals  of  the  Atlantic 
10.  we  have  a  chance,"  said  Coach  Bonnie  Kenny.  "We're 
definitely  trying  to  improve  our  conference  record." 

The  Minutewomen  ended  the  season  at  5-9  against 
A- 10  foes,  good  for  sixth  place,  but  their  first  round  tour- 
nament upset  of  two-tfme  defending  champion  Rhode 
Island,  a  team  that  had  beaten  them  twice  in  the  regular 
season,  stands  out  as  last  year's  bright  spot. 

This  year's  team  boasts  several  strong  returnees,  as  well 
as  a  solid  recruiting  class.  UMass  will  also  benefit  from  an 
increased  rosier. 

"We  have  1 1  people  that  can  play."  Kenny  said.  "This 
makes  practice  easier,  and  also  makes  our  team  work 
harder  because  they  know  they'll  be  challenged  at  their 
positions." 

Returning  to  lead  the  Minutewomen  will  be  junior  mid- 
dle blocker  Rachel  Sky.  and  sophomore  outside  hitler 
Dionne  Nash.  Sky,  who  led  last  year's  squad  with  340 
digs  (fifth  in  the  A- 10),  and  was  named  to  the  Atlantic  10 
All-  Tournament  Team,  looms  large  for  the  UMass 
defense.  Her  91  total  blocks  led  last  year's  team.  Kenny 
called  her  the  unit's  primary  passer. 


"We  have  better  players  all  around  this  year."  Sky  said. 
"The  intensity  is  higher,  and  we  hope  to  win  the  A- 10  and 
get  an  automatic  bid  to  the  NCAA  Tournameni." 

Nash  was  UMass'  biggest  offensive  weapon  last  season. 
Her  57 1  kills  were  good  for  fourth  in  the  conference,  and 
first  on  the  Minutewoman  squad.  Her  team  leading  3.17 
kills  per  game  and  .198  hitting  percentage  helped  Nash  to 


AJIAM  COMItAN  /  (  OlL^OIAN 

Sophomore  Dionne  Nash  will  be  one  of  the  leaders 
for  the  Minutewoman. 


be  named  first  team  All-Atlantic  Ten. 

"We're  really  working  together  as  a  team,"  Nash  said. 
"We're  inspired  and  we  had  a  great  recruiting  year." 

"One  of  our  strengths  is  that  we  have  a  lot  of  weapons 
in  Dionne,  (freshman  outside  hitter  Lesley)  Nolan  and 
Rachel."  Kenny  said.  "We  are  also  passing  the  ball  very 
well,  but  our  offense  needs  to  be  stronger." 

Another  key  to  the  UMass  squad  is  junior  seller  Cass 
Anderson.  Anderson  started  every  match  last  season,  and 
was  responsible  for  over  94  percent  of  the  team's  assists, 
finishing  the  season  with  1 .28 1 .  second  in  the  conference. 

Also  returning  to  the  Minutewomen  will  be  junior 
defensive  specialist  Beth  Cabral,  who  saw  action  in  29  of 
31  matches  last  year.  Also  reluming  will  be  Susan  Maga 
and  Kim  Mizner,  two  sophomore  outside  hitters  who 
joined  Nash  and  Sky  on  UMass'  3tX)  Club  a  year  ago, 
recording  over  3tX)  kills  and  digs. 

Five  newcomers  join  the  squad  this  year.  One  who  will 
be  looked  to  immediately  is  Puerto  Rico  native  Giza 
Rivera.  The  sophomore  outside  hitler  has  won  two  silver 
medals  with  the  Puerto  Rican  lunior  National  Team,  and 
will  be  looked  to  for  offense  on  the  court. 

"Giza  has  a  lot  of  intensity,  and  will  step  right  in  as  a 
go-  to  girl,"  Kenny  said. 

"It's  a  good  team,  and  we're  improving  every  day." 
Rivera  said.  "Back  home.  I  had  been  with  the  same  seller 
since  we  were  little  kids,  but  now  I'm  getting  used  lo  Cass 
(Anderson),  and  we're  starting  lo  work  well  together." 

"There  is  a  great  improvement  from  last  year."  Sky  said. 
Both  she  and  Nash  insist  that  personal  goals  will  take  a 
backseat  to  the  team's  winning. 

"We're  delinilely  looking  forward  to  the  A-10 
matchufMi."  Kenny  said.  "Our  goal  is  to  keep  getting  better 
as  a  team." 


Minutewomen  start  season  on  hot  streak 


By 

Collegian  Co'tespondent 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  volleyball  team  started 
its  season  off  with  a  bang,  sweeping-by  Army,  Siena  and 
Hofstra  to  take  first  place  in  the  UMass  Invitational 
Tournament  on  September  2-3. 

The  Minutewomen  won  all  nine  matches  they  played  in 
the  tournament,  finishing  3-0. 

Sophomore  outside  hitler  Giza 
Rivera,  who  led  ihe  team  in  kills  dur- 
ing all  three  matches,  was  named 
Tournament  MVP.  The  Puerto  Rico 
native  gamered  the  honor  in  her  first 
tournament  with  UMass 

lunior  middle  blocker  Rachel  Sky. 
who  led  the  team  in  blocks  during 
the  tournament,  and  freshman  out- 
side hitter  Lesley  Nolan,  who  has 
won  a  starting  spot  on  the  UMass  squad,  were  named  to 
the  All-Toumameni  Tesm 

UMass  continued  its  winning  ways  Tuesday,  Sept.  6.  by 
rocking  ihc  Boston  College  F.agles  in  three  straight  games 
JO  stay  undefeated  and  improve  their  record  to  4-0.  This 
is  the  best  start  for  the  UMass  volleyball  team  since  1988. 
when  the  squad  jumped  out  to  a  9-0  mark. 

Rivera's  play  in  the  first  four  games  garnered  her 
UMass  co-aihletc  of  the  week  honors. 


"I'm  ecstatic  with  the 
way  our  team  is  playing. 
These  games  will  prepare 
us  for  the  A- W's." 

-Coach  Bonnie  Kenney 


Tournament,  the  Minutewomen  used  Rivera's  12  kills  lo 
get  by  Army.  The  sophomore  outside  hitter  had  only 
three  errors  in  28  total  attempts,  a  .321  hitting  percent- 
age. 

'We  played  consistently."  said  Sky.  who  led  the  team 
with  17  digs,  and  was  also  second  in  kills.  Sophomore 
outside  hitter  Dionne  Nash  also  collected  16  digs  for 
UMass. 

"We  played  ver>'  well  disciplined." 
^^——~-^       sajd  Coach  Bonnie  Kenny. 

Dianna  Laehn.  a  sophomore  out- 
side hitter,  was  Army's  only  bright 
spot,  collecting  1 2  digs  and  four  kills. 


UMass  defeats  Army  15-2, 15-«,  15-6 

In      the   first   game  of  the   UMass   Invitational 


UMass  defeats  Siena  College 
15-6,  15-12,  15-8 

On    day    two    of    the    UMass 

Invitational.  Ihe  Minutewomen  rolled 

over  the  Siena  Saints.  Rivera  once 

again  led  UMass  with  16  kills,  and  three  service  aces.  She 

also  collet  ted  ten  digs.  Nolan  also  emerged  as  an  offensive 

force  with  1 1  kills  and  14  digs. 

"We  worked  real  well  as  a  team."  said  Nash,  who 
amassed  12  kills  to  go  along  with  12  digs  herself. 

"Siena  was  a  tough  team,  and  we  played  well."  said 
Kenny. 

Siena's  junior  setter  Rochelle  Travers  played  well  en 
route  to  being  named  to  the  All-Toumament  team. 

UMass  defeats  Hofstra  15-8. 15-7, 16-14 

In  the  final  matchup  of  the  tournament,  two  teams  with 


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2-  0  records  clashed.  UMass  came  out  on  top.  soaring 
past  the  Flying  Dutchwomen. 

The  last  game  of  the  match  was  a  thriller  featuring  a 
UMass  comeback  after  being  down  8-14. 

"It  really  helps  our  mind  set  to  be  able  to  come  back 
like  that,  but  we  have  to  be  good  enough  so  that  teams 
don't  put  us  in  that  position,"  said  Kenny. 

Sky  turned  in  her  third  impressive  performance, 
totalling  15  kills.  15  digs  and  six  total  blocks. 

"We  started  lo  play  more  focused,  and  more  comfort- 
able," Sky  said  of  the  comeback. 

Rivera  and  Nolan  tallied  16  kills  a  piece,  and  Nash  led 
the  team  with  16  digs,  lunior  setter  Cass  Anderson  also 
played  well  collecting  42  assists,  and  a  total  of  1 1 2  for  the 
tournament. 

UMass  defeats  Boston  College  15-13, 15-3, 15-8 

The  Minutewomen  were  given  a  bit  of  a  scare  last 
Tuesday  night  as  they  hosted  the  Eagles.  On  the  third  play 
of  the  first  game.  Nash  had  lo  leave  with  an  ankle  injury, 
and  UMass  was  forced  to  use  a  five-point  run  to  down 
BC.  Nash  returned  in  the  second  game,  however,  and 
seemed  to  be  Ihe  spark  the  Minutewomen  needed,  as  they 
cruised  to  victory  in  the  final  two  games. 

Rivera  led  the  team  with  20  kills,  while  Sky's  1 1  blocks 
arc  the  highest  of  any  player  since  the  re-inception  of  the 
sport  last  season. 

"I'm  ecstatic  with  the  way  our  team  is  playing."  said 
Kenny.  "These  games  will  prepare  us  for  the  A-lO's." 

The  team  played  in  the  UConn  Tournament  last  week- 
end and  results  were  not  available  as  of  press  time. 


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Newcomer  Giza  Rivera  was  the  Tournament 
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Tuesday,  September  13,   1994  •  Page  7 


Men's  Soccer: 

At  a  Glance 


"/  think  everyone  else  will  pick  up 

the  slack.  Last  year,  we  had  a  guy  that 

could  do  it  all.  Now,  the  challenge  is 

for  the  other  guys  to  pick  it  up.  I  think 

we  have  the  people  to  put  the  ball  in 

the  back  of  the  net. " 

-  Sam  Koch,  head  coach 

Head  cooch:  Sam  Koch 

Assistant  coach:  Steve  Rommel 

Lost  season:  9-1 0,  3-4  in  Aflontic-l  0 

Storters  lost:  Randy  Jacobs,  Justin 
Eddmon,  Todd  Kylish,  Ted  Priestly,  Matt 
Edgerly,  Chris  Merrill,  Bob  Crone 

Giptains:  Colin  Johnson,  Mike  Doyle 

Projected  starters:  Brian  Bianco,  Don 
Chognon,  Doyle,  Joe  Jocobson, 
Johnson,  Kevin  Mortin,  Brod  Miller,  Joel 
Pittmon,  Benny  Sheolly,  Dove 
Siljanovski,  Mark  Wolf  (goalie) 

Newcomers:  Mike  Butler 


Men's  Soccer  hopes  for  bright  season 


ByMtolWts 


Midway  ihtuugh  ihe  first  half  of  its  premier  game  of  the 
season,  the  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  soccer  team 
was  locked  into  a  physical  battle  with  visiting  Hofstra 
University  at  the  Richard  F.  Garber  Field. 

Hofstra  was  awarded  an  indirect  kick  approximately  35 
yards  from  the  goal  mouth,  and  was  threatening  to  break 
a  scoreless  tie.  With  both  teams  scampering  to  get  into 
position,  the  ball  was  struck  in  the  air.  apparently  heading 
for  the  far  post. 

But  spinning  up  backwards  off  his  feet.  UMass  forward 
Dave  Siljanovski  thwarted  the  play.  The  ball  struck  off  his 
backside,  before  larvding  in  the  stands. 


"The  attitude  and  work  rate  of  the  returning  players 
from  the  spring  is  tremendous,'  said  Sam  Koch.  U.Mass 
head  soccer  coach.  "We  have  a  focused  and  dcicnnined 
group  coming  back  that  will  not  accept  defeat.' 

It  is  individual  efforts  like  Siljanovski's  which  Koch 
hopes  will  ascend  his  Minutemen  to  new  heights.  UMass 
has  already  captured  the  1994  Kickoff  Classic  which  was 
held  in  Amherst  at  Garber  Field. 

At  first,  the  team  fought  to  a  tM)  tie  with  Hofstra.  earning 
the  right  to  advance  to  the  finals  via  a  shootout  win  1 5-  1 ). 

In  the  finals,  the  Minutemen  picked  apart  Nonheastem 
University,  winning  4-1.  At  the  time.  Northeastern  was 
ranked  ninth  in  the  New  England  Division  I  Men's  Soccer 
Poll.  Massachusetts  was  rani^ed  10th. 

Can  UMass.  which  won  seven  of  its  last  eight  games  in 


Men's  soccer  hopes  to  rebound  after  a  disappointing  season  last  year. 


S<>0«T5  lWO«MATION 


1993.  carry  the  success  into  the  1994  campaign?  Can  it 
recover  from  losing  Randy  Jacobs,  perhaps  the  most  pro- 
lific scorer  in  the  school's  history?  Or  lustin  Edelman.  for 
that  matter,  the  team's  second-leading  scorer  last  season? 

"I  think  everyone  else  will  pick  up  the  slack,"  Koch 
said.  "Last  year,  we  basically  had  one  guy  ()acobs)  that 
could  do  it  all.  Now,  the  other  guys  have  to  pick  it  up.  I 
think  we  have  those  people  that  can  put  the  ball  in  the 
back  of  the  net." 

Early  returns  show  Koch  is  right.  Co-captain  Colin 
lohnson  took  home  offensive  MVP  honors  at  the  Kickoff 
Classic  scoring  two  hustle  goals  against  Northeastern.  Yet, 
along  with  the  two  other  goals  scored  (Mike  Butler  and 
Siljanovski).  even  more  impressive  was  the  team's  con- 
stant offensive  pressure. 

Koch  said  a  main  reason  for  the  pressure  was  the  play 
of  the  Massachusetts  midfield.  "You  win  the  midfield,  you 
usually  win  games,"  Koch  said. 

With  lohnson  and  fellow  co-captain  Mike  Doyle  lead- 
ing the  way,  few  will  contest  that  this  midfleld  is  one  of 
the  best  in  New  England. 

"Colin  makes  things  happen,"  Koch  said.  "He's  a 
buzzer." 

"Mike  is  a  great  director.  The  one  that  makes  sure 
everything  is  going  the  way  it  should.  Mike  is  the  eyes  of 
the  team,  a  great  distributor,"  Koch  said. 

Defensively,  UMass  trots  out  a  head-strong  unit,  back- 
boned by  the  bruising  5-10  Dan  Chagnon.  Chagnon,  a 
junior,  is  often  marking  the  opposition's  top  scoring 
threat.  "[He  is]  a  tough,  gritty  kid."  Koch  said. 

Four  competent  goalies,  seniors  Mark  Wolf,  Eric 
Gruber,  Brian  Hurley  and  sophomore  Brackie  Reyes,  have 
battled  it  out  for  the  starting  goalie  position.  "Wolfie's  the 
man.'  Koch  said. 

"He's  improved  a  great  deal.  He  controls  the  18-yard 
box  well.  Because  of  a  coyple  of  his  big  stops,  we  were 
able  to  advance  to  the  finals  (in  the  Kickoff  Classic).* 

Brian  Bianco,  Karstin  Bremke,  Hossein  Giahi,  )oe 
lacobsen,  Kevin  Martin.  Joe  Maruca,  Brad  Miller,  Joel 
Pittman.  Leo  Scheinkman.  Benny  Sheally,  Alex  Sodbinow 
and  Tashi  Tshering  round  out  the  1994  roster.  Steve 
Rammel,  a  former  professional  soccer  player,  will  be  an 
assistant  to  Koch. 

"We  have  two  real  positives  from  last  season  to  build  on 
this  year."  Koch  said.  "First,  winning  seven  of  our  last  eight 
games.  And  second,  having  an  excellent  spring  season." 

The  building  has  already  begun.  And  for  the  1994 
Massachusetts  men's  soccer  team,  the  construction  is 
molding  itself  into  a  winner. 


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Women's  Soccer: 

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'Our  strength  is  that  we  are  a 
team,  we  have  probably  five  or 
six  All-America  candidates  but 
we  may  not  end  up  with  any.  * 

-JIM  RUDY,  head  coach 

Head  Coach:  Jim  Rudy 

Assilonf  Coochs:  April  Kater,  Briona  Scurry 

Lost  season:  1 7-3-3,  NCAA  Final  Four 

Starters  lost:  Colleen  Millilcen,  Briana  Scurry, 

Courtney  Smith,  Amy  Trunk,  Paulo  Wiikins 

Captains:  Heidi  Kocher,  Melissa  Mitchell 

Projected  starters:  Kocher,  Mitchell,  Erin  Lynch, 

Rebecca  Myers,  Nicole  Roberts,  Rachel  LeOuc, 

Danielle  Dion,  Amy  Powell,  Sandy  Shimogoki,  Julie 

Magid. 

Newcomers:  Dion,  Erica  Iverson,  Tina  Lightning, 

Elizabeth  Rutherford,  Polly  Hockothorn. 


Minutewomen  have  a  young  look 


By 


Coilegion  SioH 


Last  year  was  an  amazing  une  Tor 
ihe  University  of  Massachusetts 
women's  soccer  team.  The 
Minutewomen  finished  with  a 
17-3-5  record,  were  the  Atlantic  Ten 
and  regional  Champions,  and  they 
made  it  to  the  NCAA  Final  Four 
before  bowing  out  to  the  eventual 
National  Champion.  North  Carolina. 

This  year  UMass'  goal,  according 
to  Head  Coach  |im  Rudy,  is  to  make 
the  playoffs. 

'Our  goal  is  to  make  the  playoffs, 
play  well  enough,  win  the  games  we 
need  to  make  the  playoffs,  and  hope- 
fully host  some  playoff  games.  I  think 
that  has  got  to  be  the  key.  I  mean, 
there  are  so  many  teams  in  it  now, 
and  it's  getting  so  hard  to  gel  there,' 
Rudy  said. 

UMass  has  some  holes  to  fill,  due 
to  the  graduation  of  key  players.  The 
biggest  loss  is  All-American  goal- 
keeper Briana  Scurry,  who  is  current- 
ly on  the  United  States  National 
Soccer  team,  where  she  was  the  MVP 
of  the  Chiquita  Cup. 

Also  missing  from  last  season  is 
All-American  Paula  Wiikins,  as  well  as 
Colleen  Millikcn,  Courtney  Smith, 
Sarah  Goddard.  Amy  Trunk  and 
Sherry  Keenan. 

Leading  the  way  for  the 
Minutewomen  this  year  will  be  senior 
co-captains  Heidi  Kocher  and 
Melissa  Mitchell. 

Kocher  is  one  of  the  best  defenders 
in  the  country,  and  last  year  produced 
highly  on  the  offensive  side,  scoring  1 3 


points  with  four  goals  and  five  assists. 

The  other  two  positions  on  defense 
will  be  filled  by  sophomore  stopper 
Erin  Lynch,  and  junior  Nikki 
Ahrenholz.  Freshman  Erica  Iverson 
will  be  getting  a  lot  of  playing  time  as 
well. 

'(Erical  Iverson  is  doing  quite 
well,"  Rudy  said.  "She's  playing  a  lit- 
tle bit  older  than  her  years." 

Mitchell  was  a  transfer  last  year 
from  Radford  College  in  Virginia, 
and  proved  to  have  no  problems  fit- 
ling  in.  She  was  the  Minutcwomen's 
fourth-leading  scorer  with  20  points 
(eight  goals,  four  assists)  and  was 
named  lo  the  Atlantic  10 
All-Tournament  team. 

Alongside  Mitchell  in  the  forward 
positions  arc  juniors  Nicole  Roberts 
and  Rachel  LeDuc.  The  forwards  are 
the  most  experienced  on  the  team 
and  the  three  combined  for  29  goals 
last  season. 

Roberts  was  a  1993  Honorable 
Mention  All-America.  She  had  a 
team-high  12  goals  and  seven  assists 
for  31  points  last  year.  LeDuc.  who 
scored  the  game-winner  against 
University  of  Connecticut  last  year  to 
send  UMass  into  the  Final  Four,  was 
an  All-Atlantic  10  selection  .scoring 
24  points  on  nine  goals  and  six 
assists. 

In  the  midfield,  UMass  has 
Rebecca  Myers,  who  stored  31  points 
(tied  for  the  team-high  with  Roberts) 
on  1 1  goals  and  nine  assists  last  year. 
She  was  also  named  the  1993 
Atlantic  10  Rookie  of  the  Year. 
Along  with  that  award  Myers  was 
named   lo  Soccer  America's  All 


AMM  COMKAN/COUICUN 

Sophomore  Rebecca  Myers  was  the  star  against  Rhode  Island  netting  a 
hat  trick. 


Freshman  Team,  Soccer  New's 
All-America  Team,  and  this  year  is 
one  of  the  top  ten  sophomores  in  the 
country  according  to  College  Sports 
magazine. 


joining  Myers  in  the  midfield  will 
be  sophomores  Julie  Magid,  Sandy 
Shimogaki  and  Amy  Powell.  Magid 

Turn  lo  WOMM'S  SOCCER,  poga  14 


Minutewomen  start  season  on  right  foot 


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The  fifth  nationally  ranked 
University  of  Massachusetts  women's 
soccer  team  has  started  out  the  sea- 
son on  a  high  note  with  two  straight 
wins  over  Boston  College  and 
University  of  Rhode  Island. 

On  Saturday  afternoon,  the 
Minutewomen     were     in     West 


Springfield  hosting  the  Boston 
College  Eagles  in  the  season  opener 
for  both  teams. 


UMass 


The     game 

was  scoreless 

until  the  29:40 

mark   of    ihe 

first  half  when 

All-America     candidate     Nicole 

Roberts  scored  the  game  winning 

goal  unassisted.  Roberts  scored  after 


Heidi  Kocher  is  a  senior  captain  and  an  A'    A 


( miicuN  fm  M40T0 
lerica  candidate. 


Erin  Lynch's  20-yard  shot  hit  the 
crossbar  and  rebounded  to  her.  From 
two  yards  out  she  scored  past  the 
Eagles'  goalkeeper.  Karen  [)eVoe. 

UMass  scored  their  second  goal 
with  5:09  left  in  the  game.  Senior 
All-America  candidate  Heidi  Kocher 
scored  from  35  yards  out  into  the 
lower  right  comer  of  the  net. 

The  Eagles  did  have  a  chance  to 
score  with  33:18  left  in  the  second 
half  when  senior  Katie  McMahon  had 
an  open  net,  but  hit  the  left  post  from 
I  5  yards  away.  Thai  miss  turned  out 
to  be  the  biggest  play  of  game. 

Freshman  goalkeeper  Danielle 
Dion  had  a  solid  game  in  her  debut 
making  eight  saves  to  record  her  first 
collegiate 
shutout. 

This  wa*  ttie 
finl  Atlantic 
Ten  inall1CM|k  ^ 
for  the  WftlW»wi»Jt|l.  ttid  they 
showed  Dill  irti*f  Hiey  w»re  tlie 
favorites  to  win  ttie  A- 10  title. 

The  Rams  could  no!  keep  up  with 
UMass  from  the  start  of  the  game. 
The  lone  was  set  when  Rebecca 
Myers  scored  on  an  assist  from 
Nicole  Roberts  one  minule  and  30 
seconds  into  the  game. 

The  Minutewomen  went  on  to 
score  five  more  goals  with  Myers 


UMass 
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leading  the  way  with  a  hat  trick.  All 
of  Myer's  goals  came  in  the  first  half 
at  1:30,  13:40  (assisted  by  Erin 
Lynch)  and  20:00  (assisted  by 
Roberts). 

Melissa  Mitchell  also  scored  in  the 
first  half  for  the  Minutewomen  the 
10:30  mark.  The  goal  was  assisted  by 
Heidi  Kocher. 

The  second  half  was  a  lot  like  the 
first  half  of  the  game.  The 
Minutewomen  scored  two  more  goals 
to  make  the  final  score  6-0. 
Freshman  Elizabeth  Rutherford 
scored  her  first  collegiate  goal.  It  wa* 
assisted  by  freshman  Tina  Lightning. 
The  sixth  and  final  goal  was  tallied  by 
Rachel  LeDuc  with  an  assist  from 
Polly  Flackalhom. 

Rudy  said  he  was  pleased  with  his 
younger  players  performances,  but  he 
(dt  that  the  team  as  a  whole  'sluffed 
tlT  iiKm  ihcjr  iHd  ibe  lead  in  the 

fiOOfia  MB. 

'■BC  ffoerfv  0mI  bfona  llMr  badi, 
Rudy  said. 

Freshman  goalkeeper  Dion  once 
apin  was  impressive  in  the  net  wilh 
another  shutout.  She  made  five  save* 
on  seven  shots  from  tlie  fiek). 

The  Minutewomen  took  their  2-0 
record  ( 1-0  in  the  Atlantic  Ten)  into 
Saturday's  game  at  Garber  Field 
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Tuesday,  September  1  3,  1 994  •  Page  9 


Football:  U 

At  a  Glance 

''When  it  comes  right  down  to  it,  that's  all 

that  anybody  cares  about  —  whether  we 

shut  every  team  out  or  we  give  up  40 

points,  all  we  want  to  do  is  win. " 

-Minutemen  DL  BRIAN  CORCORAN 


Head  Coach:  Mike  Hodges  — 
3rd  Year  (15-6  in  career) 
Offensive  Coordinator:  Doug 
Berry  —  4th  year 
Defe4isive  Coordinator  Jerry 
AzzirKiro  —  1  sJ  year 
1993  SMison:  8-3 
Starters  Losh  Offense:  7  —  LG 
Bill  Durkin,  C  Andy  LeBlanc, 
RG  Phil  Hallard,  TE  Steve 
Dembowski,  TB  John  Johnson, 
FL  and  KR  Eric  Thimas. 
Defense:  DE    and  LS  John 
Kromenhoek,    OLB    Morio 
Perry,  CXB  Scolt  AssecKoa,  SS 
Tim    Lambright,    FS    Mott 
Rajotte. 

Captains:  DT  Ben  Alberts,  FB 
Rene  Ingoglia. 

ProjectMi  Starters:  Offense:  SE 
Kevin  Burgoine,  LT  Don 
AAarkowski,  LG  Mark  Zych.  C 
AAork  Shaiab,  RG  Todd  Tinker, 
RT  Joe  Sabella,  TE  Mark 
Stelanski,  TB  Frank  Alessio,  FB 
Rene  Ingoglia,  QB  Andrew  Mc 
Neilly,  FL  Matt  Read,  PK  Eric 
Oke,KR1bny  Williams. 
Defense:  DE  Brian  Corcoran, 
DT  Ben  Albert,  DT  Sibs  Burke, 
DE  Vemard  Fennell,  OLB  Trejo 
Rust,  ILB  Mike  Valentino,  OLB 
Roger  Kotlarz,  CB  Breon 
Pancer,  SS  Jason  Mumford,  FS 
Jason  Tudryn,  CB  Tony 
Williams,  P/KO  Justin  Reimer, 
LS  Ben  Albert,  PR  Darryi 


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Mike  Hodges 


Thomas. 

Nafwcomars:  LB  Elvis  Abeliard, 
Brooklyn,  NY;  OL  Matt  Alegi, 
Germanlovim,  MD;  DB  Legista 
Beckford,  Ossining,  NY;  DB 
Kory  Blackv^^ell,  Queens,  NY; 
QB  Anthony  Catterton, 
Orkindo,  FL;  QB  Doug  Clark, 
Springfield,  MA;  DB  Tony 
Gugliuzzo,  Metarie,  LA;  TB 
Richie  Harrison,  Melrose,  MA; 
OL  Mimnough  Hill,  Somerset, 
NJ;  RB  Matthew  Jordan, 
Derry,  NH;  RB  Anthony 
Pblmer,  Winthrop,  MA;  RB  Jim 
Pizono,  Exeter,  PA;  LB  Khori 
Samuel,  Framingham,  MA; 
WR  Mike  Smith;  East  Orange, 
NJ. 


By  Andrew  Bryca 

Collegion  SiaH 

A  productive  summer,  indeed. 
Eacti  spring,  ttie  University  of 
Massacliusetts  football  team  prepares 
for  the  upcoming  season  with  a  series 
of  practices  and  intrasquad  scrim- 
mages. 

It  is  a  time  for  the  players  to  show- 
case their  abilities  and  prove  their 
worth,  months  before  preseason 
camp  begins  in  the  fall.  It  is  a  time 
for  the  coaches  to  get  a  close  look  as 
to  what  to  expect  for  the  upcoming 
season.  And  as  for  the  spring  of 
1994.  it  went... well... not  so  well. 

"Last  spring,  we  had  some  prob- 
lems with  the  way  that  we  practiced," 
said  Minutemen  head  coach  Mike 
Hodges.  "It  shouldn't  have  been  a 
surprise  because  we  had  so  many  new 
guys  involved." 

Now.  it's  the  fall,  and  it's  football 
season.  The  problems  that  arose  dur- 
ing spring  tiall  have  somewhat  dimin- 
ished, and  the  new  guys  are  what 
Hodges  termed  "the  proverbial  big- 
ger, stronger  and  faster.'  as  well  as 
more  experienced.  Needless  to  say, 
Hodges  is  extremely  pleased  with  the 
improvement  made  between  the  two 
seasons. 

"We  have  had  an  excellent  presea- 
son, we've  really  practiced  well.  We 
learned  how  to  practice  last  spring 
because.  I'll  tell  you  what,  they  came 
back  in  great  shape.  As  a  team,  we 
have  come  back  ready  to  play," 
Hodges  said. 

Here's  a  look  at  the  Minutemen... 

Offense...  The  big  story  about  the 
offensive  side  of  the  Massachusetts 
attack  is  the  quarterback  situation. 
The  Andrew  McNeilly-Vito 
Campanile  battle  as  to  who  was  going 
to  be  the  starter  on  opening  day  is 
done. 

The  choice  has  already  t)een  made. 
Unfortunately,  the  choice  was  easy, 
as  sophomore  Campanile  injured  his 
right  knee  in  a  preseason  scrimmage 
(sec  related  story]  and  could  be  out 
for  the  season.  Regardless.  McNeilly, 
a  junior,  has  the  ability  to  run  the 
option  offense,  as  his  14-5  career 
record  proves. 

The  question  is  whether  either  of 
the  two  freshman  quarterbacks. 


Ground  game  led  by  Ingoglia 


ByABOnnyGuMi 

Collegion  SiaH 


Rene  Ingoglia  may  be  the  most  feared  running  back  in 
the  Yankee  Conference.  Though  he  is  known  for  his  pun- 
ishing runs,  he  remains  the  reluctant  superstar  on  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  football  team. 

"I  wouldn't  trade  him  for  any  running  back  in  the 
Yankee  Conference,"  said  Coach  Mike  Hodges. 

The  junior  co-captain  running  back  is  a  candidate  for 
the  Waller  Payton  award  (top  Division  l-AA  player)  as 
well  as  an  Ail-American  hopeful.  Ingoglia  led  the  Yankee 
Conference  in  rushing  with  a  1 16.8  yards  per  game  aver- 
age, nnishing  14th  in  the  nation. 

"I  really  don't  have  any  goals  other  than  a  champi- 
onship ring.  If  I  go  out  and  run  hard  like  I  can,  and  we 
play  as  a  team,  everything  else  will  take  care  of  itself." 
Ingoglia  said. 

Last  season  Ingoglia  was  switched  to  fullback  right 
before  the  season  began,  and  he  thrived.  He  led  the 
Minutemen  with  235  carries  for  1,285  yards,  the  third 
highest  total  in  school  history,  good  for  a  5.5  yard  aver- 
age. 

'Last  year  I  was  switched  to  fullback  a  week  before  the 
first  game.  Now  I'm  more  comfortable,  bulked  up  a  little 
bit  more  and  I've  learned  more  about  the  position," 
Ingoglia  said. 

The  5-foot- 10-inch,  205-pound  back  posted  seven 
100-yard  games  on  the  ground.  Ingoglia's  bulldog  style 
was  dominant  at  the  goal  line,  .scoring  14  touchdowns. 

"I  compare  myself  to  a  shooter  in  tiaskcttwil.  When  we 
get  close  to  that  goal  line.  I  want  the  ball  in  my  hands." 
Ingoglia  said. 

One  of  the  tiiggest  keys  to  Ingoglia's  success  will  be  a 
revamped  offensive  line.  Center  Andy  LcBlanc  and  guards 
Bill  Durkin  and  Phil  Hallard  have  graduated,  potentially 
creating  a  pixjblem  for  an  up-the-middle  power  runner. 

"I  will  miss  those  guys,  they  were  great.  The  new  guys 
in  camp  have  done  well;  they're  going  to  get  the  job 
done."  Ingoglia  said. 

"The  new  starters  on  the  offensive  line  have  looked 
good  in  practice,  tnif  you  just  don't  know  how  they'll  tx 
until  we  get  in  game  situations,"  Hodges  said. 

There  will  be  no  change  in  running  style.  Ingoglia  will 
play  the  straight-ahead  power  running  style. 

"We  liave  a  smash-mouth  team,  we're  still  going  to  go 
right  at  you."  Ingoglia  said. 

UMass'  offense  again  plans  to  be  based  on  the  ground 
game  with  Ingoglia  leading  the  charge.  He  is  No.  6  on  the 
all-lime  school  rushing  list,  needing  less  than  500  yards  to 


move  into  the  second  spot.  With  a  healthy  last  two  sea- 
sons. Ingoglia  should  break  Garry  Pearson's  record  of 
3.859  yards. 

"I'd  want  to  carry  the  ball  50  times  a  game  if  it  was 
possible.  It  depends  on  the  situation.  I  do  want  'he  ball  all 
the  time."  Ingoglia  said. 

Ingoglia  remains  undersized  for  the  fullback  position. 
However,  the  coaching  ftaff  credits  his  strength  and 
determination  in  becoming  a  good  blocker  as  well  as  a 
dominant  runner. 

Quarterback  Andrew  McNeilly  will  look  for  Ingoglia 
out  of  the  backfleld.  as  he  was  the  leading  receiver  out  of 
the  backTield  for  the  second  straight  year,  averaging  over 
12  yards  per  catch. 

"I  feel  real  comfortable  working  with  Andrew 
(McNeilly).  we  are  always  on  the  same  page;  we  came  in 
as  freshmen  together.  He's  improved  on  his  passing;  our 
offense  is  well  ahead  of  last  year's  at  this  time."  Ingoglia 
said.  'I'm  confident  we'll  be  a  strong  unit." 


Anthony  Catterton  and  Doug  Clark, 
can  handle  the  role  as  a  possible 
backup.  Right  now,  it  is  a  must  for 
McNeilly  to  stay  healthy,  since  both 
backups  are  untested. 

The  backficld.  a  strong  point  fur 
the  Minutemen  in  recent  years,  con- 
tinues to  carry  the  offense,  junior 
All-American  candidate  and  co-cap- 
tain Rene  Ingoglia,  a  converted  lull- 
back,  leads  the  attack,  as  he  led  the 
conference  in  rushing  253  carries  for 
1.285  yards,  (third  highest  in 
Massachusetts  history)  last  season. 

The  starting  tailback  will  be  sopho- 
more Frank  Alessio  (152-521  yards), 
who  has  remarkable  speed.  Alessio 
should  take  over  where  graduated 
)ohn  Johnson  (889  yards)  left  off. 
Also  in  the  mix  will  be  senior  David 
Smith,  junior  Rob  Drapeau  and 
senior  Clark  Ramos.  That  is  not  to 
mention  Syracuse  transfer  Ron 
Brokington  and  talented  freshmen 
backs,  including  Anthony  Palmer. 

"Our  recruiting  class  is  excellent." 
Hodges  said.  "They  are  guys  that  will 
help  the  football  team  this  year.  They 
have  really  helped  us,  as  far  as  team 
speed.  That  was  one  of  our  goals  for 
our  recruits,  and  we  did  that." 

Obviously,  the  Minutemen  are 
knee-deep  in  talented  running  backs. 
With  Ingoglia's  tough,  up-the-gut 
style  and  Alessio's  explosive  running 
to  the  outside  leading  the  rushing 
attack,  the  depth  will  prove  to  be  the 
key  factor  come  crunch  time. 

"We're  not  going  to  be  a  two-back 
offense."  Hodges  said.  "What  we  did 
last  year  with  Frank  (Alessio)  and 
johnny  Johnson  just  opened  my  eyes. 
I'm  convinced  that  when  Frank  had 
his  eight  or  ninth  carry  of  the  game 
instead  of  his  25th  or  50th.  he  had 
that  extra  step  to  run  by  those  guys  to 
win  a  football  game." 

"We'd  like  to  keep  that.  It's  a  defi- 
nite advantage."  Hodges  said. 

The  offensive  line  was  hit  hardest 
by  graduation.  Gone  are  three  first 
team  All- Yankee  Conference  players, 
offensive  guard  Bill  Durkin  |a  con- 
census All-Americanj.  center  Andy 
LeBlanc.  and  OG  Phil  Hallard.  Still 
here  are  starting  tackles  |oe  Sabella 
and  Dan  Markowski.  The  respective 
senior  and  sophomore  veterans  will 
anchor  a  line  consisting  of  sopho- 
more center  Mark  Shalala  and  guards 


Todd  Tinker,  a  senior,  and  sopho 
more  Mark  Zych.  Big  losses  from 
1995.  yet  strong  returnees  for  1994. 

"There's  no  way  you  can  replace 
those  three  guys."  Hodges  said.  "They 
were  four-year  starters,  all  of  "em. 
and  great  players.  We  have  to  find 
guys  that  know  what  they're  doing, 
and  will  give  us  their  best  effort  on 
every  snap.  Our  experienced  back- 
field  should  take  some  pressure  off  of 
them." 

As  for  the  receiving  corps. 
McNeilly  will  look  to  junior  Kevin 
Burgoine,  senior  Matt  Read,  sopho- 
more Darryi  Thomas,  and  sophomore 
Zach  Clark.  Senior  Mark  Stefanski 
will  take  over  the  reins  of  tight  end 
left  by  departed  Steve  Dembowski. 
Though  the  offense  is  built  around 
the  backfield.  the  coaching  staff 
insists  that  ihcy  have  faith  in  this 


group 

Defense...  As  much  depth  as  the 
backfield  has  on  the  Massachusetts 
offense,  there  may  be  more  on  the 
defensive  line.  There's  senior 
All-American  candidate  Brian 
Corcoran,  who  registered  12  sacks  to 
lead  the  Minutemen  last  season. 
There  is  junior  Vemard  Fennell  and 
senior  Silas  Burke.  Also,  there's 
senior  co-captain  Ben  Albert,  as  well 
as  Ken  Bello. 

Stacked  from  top  to  bottom,  this 
defensive  front  alone  garnered  35 
sacks  between  them  last  year.  Add  to 
the  bunch  redshirt  freshman  leron 
Alston,  whom  Hodges  says  is  "every 
bit  as  good  as  all  of  those  guys." 

The  experienced  defensive  line 
coming  back  does  not  reflect  the 


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Soptiomore  quarterback  Vito  Campanile  (1 7)  suffered  a  knee  injury  prior 
to  the  season  and  may  be  out  for  the  year. 


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Fullback  Rene  Ingoglia  powers  the  Massachusetts 
running  attack. 


A  bunch  of  big.  tough,  mean,  nasty  guys  who  do 
whatever  they  can  to  get  tlie  footbaB.  • '  *  - 1  r  ■  ■  "     ■      < 

Ask  University  of  Massachusetts  defeiKive  line  aoach 
Ted  Roof  who  he  wants  as  his  players  and  he  will  tell 
you  just  that.  Roof,  in  his  first  season  with  the 
Minutemen  after  coaching  for  four  seasons  in  Division 
I  at  Duke  University,  inherits  the  deepest  unit  on  the 
entire  Minuteman  squad. 

The  Minutemen  will  look  to  fill  the  void  left  by  line- 
backers Mario  Perry  and  Scolt  Assencoa,  who  were 
two  major  factors  in  the  team's  pass  rush;  the  two  had 
four  sacks  each  in  1995.  Roof  said  he  is  slightly  con- 
cerned about  the  vacancies  which  may  result  in  some 
of  his  best  pass  rushers  facing  double-teams. 

"We're  always  looking  for  ways  to  combat 
jdouble-teams],  but  at  the  same  lime.  I  feel  really  good 
about  the  people  we  have  playing."  said  Roof. 

"Obviously,  [ UMass j  has  a  great  tradition  because 
they've  had  some  excellent  players  here  in  the  past. 
These  guys  will  pick  right  up  where  they  left  off." 

With  its  top  five  players  reluming  for  the  1994  sea- 
son, including  senior  All-America  candidate  Brian 
Corcoran  and  senior  co-captain  Ben  Albert,  the  defen- 
sive line  will  be  looked  upon  by  its  teammates  to  lead 
l>y  example. 

"Any  good  defense  starts  up  front."  said 
Massachusetts  Coach  Mike  Hodges.  "Those  guys  are 
warriors  and  play  the  game  like  it  should  he  played." 

"Everytxxjy  has  to  pull  their  own  weight,  but  at  the 
same  time,  people  are  looking  to  these  guys  for  leader- 
ship. I  think  they'll  do  a  good  job  providing  it."  Roof 
said. 

'Of  course  you  expect  the  defensive  line  to  be  domi- 
nant because  we  have  three  seniors,  tnit  everytxxly  has 
their  role  to  play,"  said  Alttcrt.  "and  we're  just  going  to 
feed  off  one  another." 

Albert  is  the  starter  at  right  tackle,  a  position  at 
which  he  tallied  55  tackles  and  five  sacks  last  season. 
According  to  Roof.  Albert  arrived  at  camp  in  great 
sttapc,  physically  and  athletically. 

Corcoran  said  that  he  believed  Albert  more  than 
deserved  to  t)e  named  co-captain  with  fullback  Rene 
Ingoglia. 

'Notxxly  outworks  Ben;  there's  no  question  atx>ut 
that.  Every  once  in  a  while  I'll  be  dragging  my  butt. 


comn^r  umass  Mrcx*  mutions 
All-America  candidate  Brian  Corcoran  anchors  the 
Minuteman  defensive  line. 

atKi  i  turn  around  and  look  at  Ben."  said  Corcoran. 

"Ben's  a  great  leader.  Nobody  on  the  team  came 
back  in  better  shape  this  summer."  said  Roof.  "He's 
worked  extremely  hard,  he's  lost  some  weight,  and  he's 
one  of  the  most  improved  players  tKtwccn  last  spring 
and  right  now." 

"I  just  want  to  do  whatever  it  takes  to  help  the  team 
win."  said  Albert.  "If  it  means  not  making  one  tackle 
or  making  ten  tackles,  whatever  has  to  be  done  fur  us 
to  win  I'm  going  to  do  it." 

Senior  Silas  Burke  lines  up  next  to  Alt)en  at  the  left 
tackle  after  moving  from  his  natural  position  of  line- 
iMcker  his  freshman  year.  Hodges  said  a  move  from 
linebacker  to  defensive  line  works  because,  even 
though  it  takes  away  size  (Burke  is  6-fool-l-inch.  248 
pounds),  it  adds  sf)ced  to  the  pass  rush. 

Burke  recorded  six  sacks  last  year,  third  on  the  team, 
along  with  58  tackles. 

lunior  right  end  Vemard  Fennell  is  a  ti-uc  sack  spe- 
cialist for  the  Minutemen.  finishing  second  on  the  team 

Tum  to  DEFB4SE,  page  1 3 


McNeilly  to  head  UMass  option  offense 


II 


Collegion  SioW 


They  were  excited.  They  were  con- 
fident. They  were  satisfied.  And  then. 
the  unthinkable  happened,  eight  days 
prior  to  the  first  siup  of  the  opening 
game. 

The  University  of  Massachusetts 
football  coaching  staff  spent  the  last 
spring  as  well  as  this  summer  getting 
their  two  quarterbacks,  junior 
Andrew  McNeilly  and  sophomore 
Vito  Campanile,  ready  for  the  season. 

They  watched  the  progress  of  the 
two  quarterbacks  during  the  practice, 
and  marveled  at  the  improvement. 
They  said  they  were  confident  that 
both  QB's  could  handle  game-time 
pressures.  In  fact,  they  were  so 
pleased  about  both  McNeilly  and 
Campanile,  that  they  had  not  chosen 
the  starter  just  a  week  before  the 
opener  against  Richmond  on  Sept. 
to.  And  then,  it  happened. 

The  unthinkable  was  an  injury. 

Campanile,  who  was  just  as  much 
of  a  candidate  for  uking  the  opening 


snap  as  McNeilly.  injured  his  right 
knee  in  a  Sept.  1  intrasquad  scrim- 
mage. In  a  Boston  Globe  interview, 
team  physician  William  Lohrer 
described  the  injury  as  "ligament  and 
cartilage  damage  to  the  right  knee." 
Lohrer  also  said  that  the  knee  dam- 
age could  put  the  Franklin  Lakes. 
N.|..  player  out  for  the  season. 

One  play  on  that  afternoon  scrim- 
mage put  a  rather  large  crimp  into 
the  Minutemen  game  plan.  Having 
two  experienced  field  generals  was 
something  that  Head  Coach  Mike 
Hodges.  Offensive  Coordinator  Doug 
Berry,  and  the  rest  of  the  staff,  were 
ecstatic  about. 

For  the  first  time  in  three  years. 
Massachusetts  was  starting  a  season 
without  an  untested  freshman  quar- 
terback, as  McNeilly  started  his  fresh- 
man year.  When  McNeilly  went  out 
with  an  injury  last  season,  the  fresh- 
man Campanile  started  the  last  four 
games.  This  year  was  different. 

"Since  I've  been  a  head  coach,  we 
have  looked  at  our  quarterback  as. 
Don't  lose  the  footiMll  game  for  us.' 


Now.  for  the  first  time,  we  can  look 
at  our  quartertMck.  whoever  it  is.  and 
say.  'help  us  win  the  game,'"  Hodges 
said  before  the  Campanile  injury. 

Now.  it's  a  bit  different. 

Does  this  mean  the  team  is  in  dis- 
array? Not  really,  because  they  do 
still  have  the  talented  McNeilly.  who 
sports  a  14-5  record  in  his  two  years. 
"They  also  have  two  young  freshman 
QB's.  Anthony  Catterton  and  Doug 
Clark,  waiting  in  the  wings.  Dues  this 
mean  that  the  t>ackups  are  ready  to 
see  some  time  in  the  game?  Not  just 
yet. 

"They're  totally  untested,  just  like 
they  were  a  year  ago."  Hodges  said. 
"We're  in  the  same  situation  we  were 
in  a  year  ago.  and  we  thought  we 
were  out  of  it.  To  be  honest,  they  are 
not  as  far  along  as  Vito  was.  for  the 
reason  that  we  knew  a  year  ago  that 
Vito  was  probably  going  to  be  our 
backup  quartcTt>ack." 

"So  we  pushed  him  to  practice  the 
first  two  weeks  of  preseason  camp. 
This  year,  we  felt  that  our  two  fresh- 
man were  hopefully  going  to  be  red- 


shirted  guys,  so  they  are  not  as  far 
along  as  they  might  be.  We've  got 
some  catching  up  to  do.'  Hodges 
said. 

Obviously,  the  key  is  for  McNeilly 
to  stay  healthy.  McNeilly  injured  his 
knee  last  season  which  put  him  out  of 
commission  for  the  final  four  games 
last  season.  The  Melrose. 
Massachusetts  native  must  remain 
injury-less  this  season  for  the 
Minutemen  to  achieve  success,  since 
he  is  now  being  asked  to  shoulder  the 
quarterbacking  duties. 

Berry  sees  a  new  and  improved 
McNeilly  heading  into  this  season. 

"The  thing  you  notice  with  Andrew 
is  he  has  improved  for  two  reasons.  I 
think."  Berry  said.  "One  is  the  com 
petition  factor  he  was  receiving  from 
Vito  made  him  t)etter.  The  other  rea- 
son is  that  he's  2 1 -years-old  now. 
He's  a  man.  He's  not  just  out  of  high 
school. 

'His  maturity  level  is  up  there,  and 
he's  showing  great  leadership  around 
- 
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ByMkonyGMto 

Collegion  SioH 

Last  season,  the  Yankee 
Conference  expanded  to  a  12  team, 
two  division  format.  The  great  tradi- 
tional rivalries  lived  on.  and  new 
division  races  increased  excitement. 

Boston  University  surprised  all  and 
ran  the  table  en  route  to  the  NCAA 
playoffs.  Three  teams  qualified  for 
the  playoffs,  with  UMass  narrowly 
missing  out.  Several  of  the  first-year 
YanCon  teams  nourished  to  create  a 
competitive  atmosphere.  The  1994 
season  promises  to  be  even  tighter  as 
the  conference  should  again  send 
three  teams  to  the  playoffs. 

New  England  Division 

1.  Boston  University  (12-1,  8-0 
YanCon  in  1995)  —  The  Terriers  fig- 
ure to  repeat  as  division  champs,  but 
don't  look  for  another  perfect  confer- 
ence record. 

■'=**'^*^^^    squad       was 
unheralded; 
this  time  around  BU  will  not  be  able 
to  sneak  up  on  teams. 

OB  Robert  Dougherty,  last  sea- 
son's conference  player  of  the  year, 
returns  to  pilot  BU's  potent 
ruiv-and-shoot  offense.  The  offensive 
line  returns  intact,  however  a 
replacement  has  to  be  found  for  the 
graduated  2^ck  Burwell  ( 1 ,500  yards 
rushing),  with  no  candidates  stepping 
forward.  The  Terriers  will  again  go  as 
far  as  their  defense  can  take  them, 
which  should  mean  a  return  trip  to 
the  Division  I-AA  playoffs. 

2.  University  of  Massachusetts 
(8-5,  5-5)  —  See  related  story. 

5.  University  of  Connecticut  (6-5, 
5-5)  —  The  hype  around  the  Huskies 
centers  on  the  hiring  of  Skip  Holtz  as 
the  new  coach.  Holtz 
promises  that  the  team 
will  have  a  winning  atti- 
tude and  a  wide-open 
offense.  The  defense 
appears  to  be  in  sham- 
bles, and  this  is  only  the 
first  year  of  the  rebuilding  process. 

Wideout  Monte  Nowden  (52 
receptions  for  756  yards)  and  run- 
ning back  Wilbur  Gilliard  (1,099 
yards  rushing,  17  touchdowns)  will 
put  plenty  of  points  on  the  board  in 
the  new  offense.  The  trouble  will  be 


stopping  opponents.  UConn  has  lost 
it's  top  six  tacklers  to  graduation  and 
should  be  even  more  vulnerable  than 
last  season. 

4.  Maine  University  (5-8,  2-6)  — 
The  Black  Bears  will  field  their 
strongest  team  in  years  with  15 
starters  returning.  Coach  jack 
Cosgrove  has  all  his  skill  position  play- 
ers back,  including  scrambling  QB 
Emilio  Colon. 

Linebacker  '^I'llliVlllk^lli^ 
Ross  Filchorn  MijIuUiuiC^ 
will  continue  to 


gain  recognition 
as  one  of  the 
most  intimidat- 
ing players  in  the  conference. 

Maine  looks  for  consistency  on  the 
offensive  line  to  buy  time  for  Colon 
and  open  holes  for  leading  runner 
Steve  Knight.  The  Black  Bears  will  be 
a  dangerous  opponent  for  everyone, 
capable  of  pulling  a  few  upsets. 

5.  University  of  New  Hampshire 
(6-5.  4-4)  —  The  Wildcats  are 
among  the  many  conference  teams 
with  uncertain  QB  situations.  Coach 
Bill  Bowes  will  again  go  with  |im 
Stayer,  after  benching  him  last  season 
following  game  six. 

With  the  graduation  of  UNH's  top 
two  receivers,  the  passing  attack  could 
again  be  a  problem. 
The  strong  defense 
lljfS-Zf  I  returns  virtually 
•J^^^Xr^j  intact,  and  will  be 
enough  to  keep 
them  in  most 
games.  If  UNH 
solves  some  offensive  problems,  fin- 
ishing in  the  upper  half  of  the  division 
could  be  possible,  but  not  likely. 

6.  University  of  Rhode  Island 
(5-8.  1-7)  —  Second  year  coach 
Royd  Keith  continues  to  rebuild  the 
URI  program.  The  Rams  again  appear 
to  be  fighting  an  uphill  battle  with  just 
eight  returning  starters.  A  season-end 
ing  knee  injury  in  spring  practice  ic 
last  year's  leading  rusher  Frantz> 
lourdain  won't  help  matters,  either. 

Yankee  Conference  Rookie  of  the 
Year  Chris  Hixson  returns  and  will 
again    look    to    WR 
Bobby  Apgar  (40-744). 
the     fourth     leading 
receiver  in  the  confer- 
ence last  season.  The 
young,  inexperienced 
defense  will  improve,  as  will  the 
team,  throughout  the  season. 


NewEnslaii 

1.  Boston 

2.  Mossochu 

3.  Gmnedkut 

4.  Maine 

5.  NewHampshii 

6.  Rhode  Island 


Mid-Atlaiitic 

1.  WUiioin&Mary 

2.  Delaware 
%  James  Madison 
4.  Villanova 

Richmond 
Northeastern 


YANKEE 

CONFERBMCE 


WIIDCATS 


Mid-Atlantic  Division 

1.  College  of  William  &  Mary 
(9_i,  7-1)  _  The  Tribe  had  a 
remarkable  debut  in  the  conference 
last  year,  losing  only  to  Delaware. 
Standout  QB  Shawn  Knight  will 
challenge  Dougherty 
and  RB's  Rene 
Ingoglia  (UMass)  and 
Daryl  Brown 
(Delaware)  for  con- 
ference Player  of  the 
Year  honors.  The  same  cast  is  back 
that  averaged  58  points  per  game  last 
season  while  only  allowing  17. 

LB's  Greg  Applewhite  and  jason 
Miller  will  lead  one  of  the  most 
opportunistic  defenses  in  the 
YanCon.  Everything  points  towards 
the  Tribe  having  just  enough  to  finish 
ahead  of  Delaware  for  their  second 
straight  division  crown. 

2.  University  of  Delaware  (9-4. 
6-2)  —  The  BJue  Hens  had  the  4th 
ranked  offense  in  the  nation  last  sea- 
son but  have  many  questions  for  the 
upcoming  year.  Star  RB  Brown 
(246-1.469)  returns  for  his  senior 
season  without  Delaware's  top  three 
offensive  lineman.  Last  year's  three 
leading  receivers  are  lost  to  gradua- 
tion as  well. 

The  QB  spot  is  unclear  as  well  with 
Keith  Langan  and  Leo  Hamlett  fight- 
ing for  the  spot.  On  the  defensive 
side  of  the  ball,  oppo- 
nents averaged  over 
28  points  per  game 
last  year. 

The  Blue  Hens  will 
struggle  at  first,  begin- 
ning with  tough  road 
games  at  William  &  Mary  and 
Villanova.  A  fourth  straight  trip  to 
the  playoffs  is  possible  if  a  passing 
attack  can  be  coupled  with  NFl.-cal- 
ibcT  Brown. 

5.  lames  Madison  Universityib-"). 
4-4)  —  Considered  by  some  to  be  the 
team  to  beat  in  the  division.  With  the 
initial  YanCon  season  under  their 
tx:lt.  the  returning  18  starters  will  tx; 
set  to  make  a  run  at  the  top.  One  of 
the  deepest  teams  in  the  conference, 
the  Dukes  will  wear  down  opponents 
in  the  fourth  quarter  with  the  combi- 
nation of  Steve  Agee  and  Mike 
Cawley.  jMU  is  another  team  which 
will  nut  be  taken  lightly  this  season;  a 
repeat  of  last  year's  record  is  likely. 


4.  Villanova 
University  (5-8. 
1-7)  — The  Wildcats 
again  will  be  the 
wildcard  of  the  con- 
ference. Last  year's 
squad  was  banged  up  all  seasijii,  fin- 
ishing in  the  cellar.  Villanova  returns 
an  experienced  defense  led  by  line- 
man Chris  Curtis  and  Nate  Mclntyre. 
Talk  uf  advancing  to  the  I-A  level 
has  subsided,  caus- 
ing  some  to  question 
the  commitment  to 
the  football  pro- 
gram. "Nova  can  end 
up  in  the  basement 
again  ur  as  high  us  third.  Having 
William  &.  Mary  University, 
University  uf  Oelawarc,  and 
University  of  Richmond  at  humc  will 
help  then  reach  the  5(X)  level. 

5.  University  of  Richmond  (5-6, 
5-5)  —  The  Spiders  will  feature  one 
uf  the  youngest  teams  in  the  confer- 
ence led  by  a  great  backfield  combi- 
nailun.  Uly  Scott  is  cuming  off  two 
consecutive  1.000  yard  seasons,  and 
figures  to  graduate  as  the  all-time 
leading  rusher  in  school  histury. 
Fullt>ack  |un  Strashensky  i.s  a  strung 
blucker  and  solid  runner. 

Richmond  will  live  and  die  with  the 

run.  hoping  lu  keep  it's  yuung  defense 

off  the  field.  A  QB  must  step  foiward 

tu  replace  grudu- 

,  ated  star  Greg 

^       g^fT-      ''"^       Neither 

^^^fj^^\^      lason    Gabrels 

^^T  nur    )oe    Flrud 

were  impressive 

replacing  the  injured  Lilly  last  seasun. 

The  schedule  isn't  favurabic  fur  a 

re-  building  team.  kx>k  fur  the  Spiders 

to  slip  a  bit. 

6.  Northeastern  ///iirtv.v/(y  (2-9, 
2-6)  —  "No  team  has  any  more  tal- 
ent than  we  do,"  boast  confident 
Co-Captain  LB  David  Atwoud  and 
company,  hut  can  ihey  back  it  up? 
Some  improvements  have  been  made, 
like  dropping  the  ineffective 
run-and-slKMJt  ofl'cn.se  for  a  conven- 
tional two-hack  set.  QB  Clarzcll 
Pearl  threw  for  12  touchdowns  a  year 
ago.  but  with  1  1  interceptions. 

The  new  offense  shuuld  help  ('carl, 
as  will  the  return  ol  RB  Kevin 
Williams,  who  missed  must  uf  last 
season  due  tu  injury.  The  lluskiet 
alternated  many  close  losses  with 
blowout  disasters  last  season. 


Arthur  C. 
Stapleton  Jr. 

on  tiie  NFL 


COIKCIAN  <HI  »MOTO 

Andrew  McNeilly  (9)  will  kx>k  to  quarterback  the  Minuteman  offense  to 
a  championship  season  in  1994. 


i\iFL  season 
In  full  swing 

Ken  Norton.  Ir.  is  exactly  what  critics  claimed  Reggie 
White  was  when  he  left  the  Philadelphia  Eagles  via  free 
agency  two  years  ago.  Many  cried  how  White  was  prosti- 
tuting himself,  selling  out  to  the  highest  bidder  no  matter 
what  team  he  ended  up  on. 

Norton,  after  playing  an  integral  part  of  two  Super 
Bowl  championship  clubs  with  the  Dallas  Cowboys, 
jumped  ship  and  signed  on  wnth  the  San  Francisco  49ers. 
the  consensus  pick  to  dethrone  Dallas  in  the  NFC.  When 
speaking  of  free  agency  in  the  world  of  sports,  oik  cannot 
mention  the  word  loyalty,  because  it  has  lost  all  of  its 
meaning. 

If  Norton  decided  to  leave  the  Cowboys  because  Owner 
lerry  |ones  did  not  offer  him  his  market  value,  then  all  the 
power  to  him.  However,  this  was  not  the  case,  as  NortCHt 
left  Dallas  for  more  money  and  a  chance  to  pump  up  his 
already-infiaied  ego  by  leading  the  Niners  to  a  Super  Bowl. 

Norton's  actions  in  the  first 
Monday  Night  Football  con- 
test of  the  season  brought 
about  memories  of 
Muhammed  Ali  before  his 
fight  with  Ken's  father.  After 
a  routine  tackle  of  Los 
Angeles  Raiders'  running 

back  Greg  Montgomery.  Norton  turned  to  the  Candlestick 
Park  crowd,  raised  his  arms  in  the  air  and  waited  for  an 
anointing  of  sorts  from  the  San  Francisco  faithful. 

It's  even  worse  when  Norton  says  in  an  interview  that 
he  will  fiatten  Cowboys'  star  running  back  Emmitt  Smith 
if  he  gets  the  chance,  mimicking  his  former  teammate's 
Reebok  commercial  —  'Hi.  I'm  Ken  Norton.  Nice  to  meet 
you." 

Pump  up  that  ego.  Ken. 

•  •  * 

The  49er5  were  the  big  winners  of  the  off-season  flea 
market,  signing  such  names  as  Norton.  Richard  Dent. 
Gary  Plummer.  Rickey  lackson  and  Toi  Cook,  in  order  to 
bulk  up  their  glaring  weakness:  defense.  Despite  his  age. 
Dent  still  recorded  12.5  sacks  last  season  on  an  over- 
achieving  Bears'  defense.  Pass  roshing  skills  are  instinctive 
and  diminish  slightly  each  year,  not  all  at  once. 

Take  a  guy  like  Dallas'  |im  leffcoal  -  he  started  his 
career  amidst  the  hoopla  of  Tom  Landry,  persevered 
through  the  late  1980s  on  the  worst  team  in  football,  and 
in  the  1990s,  still  possesses,  along  with  two  rings,  the 
skills  to  sack  the  quarterback. 

lackson  proved  in  the  season  opener  that  he  has  some- 
thing left,  sacking  Raider  QB  |eff  Hostetlcr  twice;  howev- 
er, the  additions  of  Plummer  and  Cook  don't  add  up  to 
much.  Plummer.  unlike  Dent,  is  not  a  pass  rusher  and 
doesn't  have  the  lateral  quickness  to  make  things  happen 
in  this,  his  85th  season  in  the  league. 

With  the  quality  of  receivers  in  the  NFC.  San  Francisco 
needed  all  the  help  they  could  get  in  its  secondary,  but 
Cook  wasn't  the  player  who  could  provide  it.  Maybe  if  the 
Niners  would  not  have  signed  Cook,  they'd  still  be  in  the 
ninning  for  a  real  [>-back.  Deion  Sanders. 

Thanks  to  their  lack  of  quality  depth  in  the  secondary, 
the  49er8  will  suffer  against  teams  like  Dallas.  Detroit  and 
Gteen  Bay  —  franchises  which  have  talented  wide  receiv- 
er corps:  this  is  exactly  the  reason  San  Francisco  will  have 
a  tough  time  in  the  playoffs  and  will  not  make  the  Super 

Bowl. 

•  •  • 

Detroit's  Herman  Moore  has  been  a  Wosaoming  super- 
star over  the  past  two  seasons  and  should  develop  into 
one  of  the  best  along  side  ex-Minnesota  wide-out 
Anthony  Carter  and  ex-Dolphin  quarterback  Scott 
Mitchell.  For  ihe  fml  time  in  franchise  history,  the  Lions 
boast  a  potent  and  balanced  offense,  in  which  Barry 
Sanders  may  not  he  the  focus  of  the  opposing  defense 


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5.  Youngstown  State  Penguins'* 

6.  Central  Florida  Knights 

7.  Troy  State  Trojans 

8.  Idano  Vandals 

9.  Georgia  Southern  Eagles 

10.  Boston  University  Terriers* 

1 1 .  Stephen  F.  Austin  Lumberjacks 

1 2.  Delaware  Fightin'  Blue  Hens* 

13.  Mid  Tenn.  State  Blue  Raiders 

14.  Howard  University  Bisons 

1 5.  Southern  University  Jaguars 


1 6.  Tennessee  Tech  Golden  Eagles 

1 7.  Western  Carolina  Catamounts 

1 8.  William  and  Mary  Tribe* 

1 9.  Western  Kentucky  Hilltoppers 

20.  Pennsylvania  Quakers 

21 .  Eastern  Kentucky  Colonels 

22.  Alcorn  State  Braves 

23.  Grombling  St.  Tigers 

24.  Montana  State  Bobcats 

25.  Massachusetts  Minutemen 

•  denotes  Yankee  Conference  team 
*•  denotes  non-conference  opponent 


Turn  to  NR,  poga  '  3 


Anthony 
Guido 

on  College 

Football 


Nebraska  strong, 
Holtz  is  a  baby 

The  grand  old  game  has  txjgun  its  125th  season  filling 
every  Saluixlay  in  the  fall  with  highlights,  superstars  and 
controversy. 

The  usual  list  of  suspects  exists  when  talking  aK)Ut  the 
top  ten  teams  in  the  nation.  With  a  definitive  national 
championship  game  still  not  established,  it's  frustrating  to 
think  that  again  we  will  not  have  a  decisive  champion. 

How  does  Florida  score  70  points  in  its  first  game  and 
still  drop  from  No.  1  in  the  AP  poll'.'  It  makes  as  little 
sense  as  the  AP  poll  usually  docs  Quarterback  Terry  Dean 
silenced  his  critics  by  tying  an  NCAA  record  with  seven 
first-half  touchdown  passes. 

The  Gators  have  neither  the  defense  nor  the  ability  to 
run  the  clock  needed  to  go  through  llorida  Stale  and  the 
rugged  SEC  season  without  multiple  losses. 

Last  season  coach  Tom  Osborne  and  Nebraska  came 
within  a  laic  field  goal  of  being  champion  The  Huskers 
have  the  defense,  desire,  and  most  importantly,  the  sched- 
ule to  go  undefeated  in  the  regular  scastm.  Another  irip  to 
the  Orange  Howl  sienis  likely, 
and  NIJ  finally  might  be  able 
to  win  the  big  one  behind 
Heisman  hopelul  OB  Tommy 
Irazier. 

The  only  siuinbling  block 
for  Nebraska  tould  be  a  date 
with  Ihe  Big  I  ighl  Conference 
foe  Colorado  The  devastating 
runnint<  duo  of  Kordell 
Stewart  and  Abdul  Salaam  will  pile  up  Ihe  yardage  No 
one  has  a  tougher  schedule  than  ihe  Buffaloes.  The 
Coalition  poll  (for  all  its  worth)  hopelully  will  reward  CU 
for  doing  things  like  adding  Miami  as  a  fill  m  game  as 
opposed  to  Cupcake  U. 

Quarterback  Ron  Powlus  played  one  good  game  against 

Northwestern  of  all  teams,  and  everyone  has  him  in  the 

Hall  of  Fame  with  two  Heisman  trophies   This  can  only 

.ippen  al  Notre  Dame,  wearing  the  uniform  numtxr  of 

|i>c  Montana  and  Rick  Mirer. 

It  will  be  running  back  I.ec  Becton's  wason  to  shine  in 
South  Bend.  Powlus'  hype  may  even  hold  Beclon  back 
from  serious  Heisman  ronlention. 

Notre  Dame  again  will  play  a  soft  slate  i>l  opponents, 
playing  only  three  schools  who  pose  a  threat  ND  has  han 
died  Michigan  and  Southern  Cat  the  past  few  years,  but  a 
November  grudge  match  in  Orlando  against  llorida  Statt 
should  be  a  dandy,  knocking  the  Irish  from  the  lop 

Those  Seminolcs  do  appear  to  be  in  disarray.  The  count- 
less scandals  over  the  summer  will  no  doubt  wreck  havoc 
on  team  chemistry.  Bobby  Bowden  has  held  ihc  ship 
together  about  as  well  as  the  Titanic  was. 

Fxpect  FSU  to  drop  one  or  even  two  games  before 
November  Winning  the  ACC  should  again  be  no  problem. 
Revenging  last  year's  sole  loss  will  be  this  year's  'game  of 
the  century." 

.Sports  Illustrated'^  college  football  preview  was  such  a 
joke.  First  of  all.  picking  Arizona  as  Ihe  No.  I  team  in  the 
land  I  was  a  huge  supportrr  of  the  Desert  Swaim  dcfen.se 
last  season,  but  the  offense  is  still  anemic. 

The  Cats  lost  star  running  back  Chuck  I  cvy  to  the 
NFL.  pulling  even  more  pressure  un  QB  Dan  White. 
Arizona  t)arely  beat  an  average  ACC  in  Georgia  Tech  in  its 
opener.  The  Pac-IO  conference  is  loaded  this  year  with 
great  offenses,  and  upsets  will  be  frequent. 

Second,  if  FSU  is  only  the  tenth  tx-st  f(x)tball  team  in 
the  land,  does  that  include  some  NFL  teams? 

Also.  Tennessee  al  nine  and  Boston  College  anywhere 
near  Ihe  Top  25  were  insane  picks.  BC's  new  coach  Dan 
Henning  (nice  track  record)  and  his  ridiculous  one-back 
offense  is  a  nightmare 

There  are  seemingly  hundreds  of  i<indidatcs  in  ihc  race 
for  the  Heisman  trophy.  Michigan's  Tyrone  Wheatley  will 
miss  at  least  the  first  two  games  due  lo  injury.  Lven  more 
importantly,  Ihe  Wolverine  offensive  line  is  hanged  up; 

Tum  toCOlUGf  roOTlAti.  pa^Tu 


Pago  10  •  Tuesdoy,  Seplember   13,    1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Men's  tennis  strives  for  improvement 


■y 


Collegon  Sioff 


Improvement  is  on  the  top  of  Coach  |udy  Dixon's  list 
of  expectations  for  the  University  of  Massachusetts  mens 
tennis  team  heading  into  the  1994-95  season. 

Dixon  enters  her  second  year  coaching  men's  tennis 
hoping  her  team  will  improve  through  experience  and 
depth.  Six  players  are  returning  and  two  transfer  students 
will  help  Dixon  as  she  takes  the  team  into  one  of  its 
tougher  schedules. 

After  a  one-year  hiatus,  senior  Tim  Lipsky  is  returning 
to  UMass,  and  is  the  favorite  to  take  over  the  No.  1  spot 
at  singles  left  by  Kasper  Vaala.  Dixon  is  pleased  with  his 
experience  he  adds  to  the  team. 

"Lipsky  is  a  great  team  leader  and  competitor, "  Dixon 
said.  "He  is  a  possible  one  or  two  spot  singles  player." 

Following  close  behind  Lipsky,  sophomore  Ankur 
Baishya  should  move  into  the  No.  2  singles  spot.  Baishya, 
who  posted  a  6-9  singles  record  and  a  3-9  doubles 
record,  was  the  only  recruit  on  last  year's  team. 

Dixon  feels  that  the  5-6  spots  are  up  for  grabs. 
Returning  seniors  Bill  Bochnak,  Greg  Hsaio  and  Keith 
Murray  bring  experience  to  the  [wsitions,  but  freshman 
Keith  Kellogg  has  seemed  to  impress  Dixon. 


'Kellogg  is  an  excellent  singles  player."  Dixon  said.  "He 
is  also  strong  in  doubles." 

[uniors  Darrin  Tow  and  Eric  Peters  are  expected  to 
impmve  and  two  transfer  students,  luslin  Lynn  from  Bergen 
Community  College  and  loshua  Freeman  from  the  Coast 
Guard  Academy,  bring  experience  and  depth  to  the  team. 

Dixon  is  careful  not  to  set  expectations  too  high.  The 
coach  is  taking  into  consideration  that  without  a  scholar- 
ship program  for  Men's  tennis,  there  is  little  incentive  for 
highly  recruited  high  school  players  to  come  to  UMass. 

"We  actively  recruit.  We  get  about  50  applications,  but 
I'm  up  front  with  them  and  tell  them  that  we  do  not  have 
any  scholarships."  Di.xon  said.  "It  narrows  the  field  down 
to  about  15." 

"Kids  who  need  the  money  that  scholarships  provide 
have  to  go  elsewhere,"  Dixon  said,  pointing  out  that 
scholarship  money  did  not  prevent  last  year's  team  from 
being  successful. 

"Last  year  the  men  fmished  higher  than  three  school's 
that  did  offer  tennis  scholarships,"  Dixon  said.  "This  year 
1  am  hoping  to  improve  the  program  so  I  can  recruit  kids 
with  incentive  other  than  money." 

The  men  have  seven  dual  matches  this  fall.  The  major 
part  of  their  schedule  is  in  the  spring.  The  men  begin  their 
season  Sept.  16  at  home  against  Wesleyan  College. 


AKAM  COMIfAN/COlltCIAN 

Darren  Tow  is  a  sophomore  who  plays  singles  and 
doubles. 


First-year  faces  boost  women's  tennis 


ByJusttaDoyte 

Collegion  Stoff 


CCM.l[G(ANSI*ll  PMOIO 

Lesley  Watts  is  a  junior  who  is  an  excellent  doubles 
player. 


Watch  out,  Michigan,  because  Head  Coach  |udy  Dixon 
and  the  women's  tennis  team  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  have  their  own  version  of  the  'Fab  Five." 

A  strong  recruiting  year  has  brought  five  incoming 
freshman  to  an  already  solid  UMass  women's  tennis  team. 
Dixon's  work  is  cut-out  for  her,  but  the  job  of  mixing  tal- 
ented newcomers  with  experienced  Division  I  players  is 
one  of  the  most  enjoyable  problems  she  will  face. 

"This  is  the  biggest  year  for  UMass  women's  tennis," 
said  Dixon.  "This  is  truly  the  year  that  we  get  put  on  the 
map.  1  couldn't  be  more  excited." 

'The  women  are  looking  at  the  toughest  schedule  in 
the  team's  history.  They  will  face  three  nationally 
ranked  teams  including  Temple,  Boston  University,  and 
Rutgers.  In  addition  to  perennial  powers  Colgate  and 
Cornell. 

Last  year  Dixon  and  the  women's  tennis  team  tied  for 
fourth  place  at  the  New  England  Championships,  and  fin- 
ished the  year  in  sixth  place  in  the  Atlantic  10  vtrith  an 
overall  record  of  11-6.  This  year  Dixon  wants  nothing 
more  than  improvement. 

"This  year  I  am  looking  to  win  the  New  England's, 
and  finish  at  least  fourth  or  fifth  in  the  A-lO's,"  Dixon 
said. 

Dixon  v^ll  be  faced  v^th  the  challenge  of  preparing  five 
recruits,  all  freshman,  who  have  a  chance  to  play  their 
first  year  against  nationally  ranked  teams. 

"This  is  my  team,"  Dixon  said.  "I  came  to  UMass  a  year 


and  a  half  ago,  and  this  is  the  first  full  recruiting  year  I 
have  had." 

Returning  to  the  team  as  a  junior,  LiesI  Sitton  is  a  pos- 
sibility for  the  number  one  slot  of  singles. 

Sitton  was  strong  overall  last  year,  leading  the  team 
with  a  15-2  record  in  singles  matches  and  10-0  record  in 
doubles.  Sitton  placed  second  at  the  New  England 
Championships  last  fall,  and  this  summer  competed  in 
Virginia  with  some  of  the  nation's  top  college  players. 

The  number  two  position  in  the  singles  slot  may  be 
filled  by  sophomore  Liz  Durant.  Her  1995-94  results 
were  only  rivaled  by  Sitton's.  Durant  finished  the  year 
with  a  15-4  singles  record  and  went  undefeated,  12-0,  in 
doubles  matches. 

Durant's  competition  for  the  number  two  slot  may 
come  from  any  one  of  five  freshmen.  Heading  the  class  is 
Caroline  Steele.  Steele  decided  to  attend  UMass  after 
becoming  the  No.  1  ranked  high  school  player  in  the  state 
of  Kentucky. 

Following  close  behind  Steele  are  Noelle  Orsini  and 
Svetlana  Goredeskaya.  Dixon  sees  Orsini  vying  for  the 
second  or  third  position.  Dixon  is  also  optimistic  about 
Goredeskaya,  who  originally  is  from  Russia  and  has  only 
been  in  America  for  two  years. 

Dixon  sees  the  rest  of  the  positions  up  for  grabs 
between  freshman  Amy  Sidran,  Shari  Rosenthal,  and 
senior  Mary  Edwards. 

The  women's  first  test  will  be  a  home  match  against 
Wesleyan  on  Sept.  16.  Dixon  feels  it  will  help  prepare  the 
women  for  their  match  the  following  day  against  the 
University  of  Hartford,  a  team  they  have  never  beaten. 


Tennis: 

At  a  Glance 


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Head  Gxich:  JixJy  Dixon 
Assistant  Gradu  Dan  Rosenberg 
1993  Record:  Women  11-6,  Men 
8-10 

Returning  players:  Women:  Mary 
Edwards,  ram  Levine,  Sonnybelle 
Martinez,  Stacey  Scheclcner,  Kathy 
Schmidt,  Uesl  SiHon,  and  Lesiev  Walh 
Men:  Sasha  Bluestone,  Bill  Bochnak^ 
David  Bradley,  Kevin  Hicks,  Greg 
Hsiao,  Keith  Murray,  Eric  Peters, 


Dorrvn  Tow,  km  Twer,  and  Kasper 

PnbtAJk  ctorlen:  Women:  Edwards, 
Elizabeth  Durant.  Uvine,  Martinez, 
Schedcner,  Schmidt,  Sitton,  Amy  Sloff, 
andWoHs 

Men:  Ankur  Jaishya,  Bluestone, 
Bochnok,  Bradley,  Hicks,  Hsiao, 
Murray,  Peters,  Tow,  Twer,  and  ^xilo 
Newcomtr*:  Women;  Durant  and 
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Tuesdoy,  September  13,   1994  •  Page  I 


High  expectations  for  UlViass  hoops 


ByMMVantair 

Collegian  StaH 

Are  they  ready  to  take  the  next 
step? 

The  excitement  surrounding  the 
1994-95  Massachusetts  basketball 
team  has  been  building  for  some 
time.  After  a  successful  campaign  a 
year  ago  with  a  team  that  featured  no 
seniors,  the  expectations  of  what  this 
year  could  be  are  as  high  as  the  pro- 
gram has  ever  seen. 

"The  expectation  level  is  higher 
than  it  has  ever  been,'  said  )ohn 
Calipari.  "This  year  it  is  going  to  be 
almost  impossible  to  meet  the  expec- 
tations, short  of  winning  the  national 
title.- 

Excited  fans  are  not  the  only  ones 
that  expect  great  things  from  UMass. 
Dick  Vitale  has  chosen  the 
Minutemen  as  his  pre-season  No.  2, 
and  Boston  Herald  Columnist  Gerry 
Callahan  devoted  a  summer  column 
to  UMass  and  its  National 
Championship  chances.  Calipari 
knows  no  matter  how  good  his  team 
is,  there  are  no  guarantees  in  the 
tournament. 

"What  comes  into  play  there  is 
being  lucky,  getting  a  good  draw,  and 
staying  healthy,"  Calipari  said. 
"There  are  so  many  things  in  the  mix 
to  advance  to  the  Final  Four  and  to 
try  to  win  the  National  Title." 

The  road  to  that  potential  title  is  a 
long  one.  The  schedule  is  the  tough- 
est the  Minutemen  have  ever  played. 


After  opening  the  season  against 
defending  National  Champion 
Arkansas,  it  does  not  get  much  easi- 
er. They  have  ten  games  on  the 
schedule  against  teams  that  played  in 
March  Madness. 

"I  want  to  have  everybody  see," 
Calipari  said.  "Every  fan  is  going  to 
see,  because  we're  not  doing  it 
against  PoDunc  A&M.  were  doing  it 
against  Arkansas.  Kansas.  Pill  and 
Maryland.  We  have  no  easy  wins." 

With  a  deep      

and  talented 
team,  Calipari 
stresses  the 
importance  of 
unselfishness. 

"Either  we 
play  together 
with  chemistry 
or  we  get  beat," 
Calipari  said. 
"The  crux  of  it 

is  going  to  be      

the  chemistry. 

Will  guys  accept  roles.  Will  guys  step 
back  from  all  the  ego  and  say,  'what  do 
\  have  to  do  to  help  this  team  win?" 

Four  of  the  A-lO's  lop  players 
were  selected  in  June's  NBA  draft, 
seemingly  leaving  a  void  in  the  con- 
ference for  top  talent.  Calipari  dis- 
putes the  idea  that  the  loss  of  some 
marquee  players  will  create  a  less 
competitive  Atlantic  10. 

"We  lost  lim  McCoy  and  we  won 
the  league.  We  lost  Tony  (Barbee) 
and  Harper  (Williams)  and  we  won 


The  expectation  level  is 
higher  than  it  has  ever  been. 
This  year  it  is  going  to  be 
almost  impossible  to  meet  the 
expectations,  short  of  winning 
the  national  title. 

-John  Calipari 


ihe  league."  Calipari  said.  "It  is  the 
ones  who  you  have  in  the  program. 
St.  Joe's  is  going  to  be  a  terrific  team. 
Temple  is  going  to  be  much  better 
than  everybody  thinks.  GW  is  going 
to  be  good,  Rhody  [URIJ  is  going  to 
be  pretty  good  and  the  other  teams 
you  just  don't  know." 

The  Minutemen  v^ll  be  the  favorite 

though.  They  have  a  chance  to  wnn 

an  unprecedented  fourth  straight 

A-10  title.  The  last  time  a  team  other 

_^^^_^_^_       than  UMass  won 

the  conference. 

Derek   Kellogg 

was  a  senior  in 

high  school. 

"The  holes  are 
filled."  Calipari 
said.  "We  have 
good  guards. 
We've  got  pretty 
good  frontcourt 
players.  We  have 
good  leadership. 
We  have  great 
depth.  It's  there  for  this  team.  That's 
all  you  can  ask." 

Front  Court:  The  Minutemen  have 
one  of  the  nation's  deepest  front  lines, 
with  eight  players  likely  to  see  action. 
After  spending  his  summer  repre- 
senting the  United  States  at  the 
Goodwill  Games  in  Russia,  senior 
co-captain  Lou  Roe  will  be  counted 
on  to  carry  a  share  of  the  scoring  and 
rebounding  load  as  well  as  being  a 
leader. 

If  his  52  point  performance  against 


Maryland  was  the  sign  of  things  to 
come,  sophomore  Marcus  Camby 
could  emerge  as  one  of  college  bas- 
ketball's premier  centers. 

Donta  Bright  and  Dana  Dingle  will 
likely  share  the  majority  of  the  time 
at  the  small  forward  spot  v^th  Rigo 
Nunez  also  seeing  action. 

After  silling  out  last  season  due  to 
NCAA  Proposition  48  regulations. 
Tyrone  Weeks  will  finally  join  the 
Minutemen. 

"He  is  a  strong  physical  kid.  and  a 
hard  worker."  said  Calipari.  "He  will 
add  to  our  rebounding  and  our 
defense." 

Backcourl:  Returning  starters 
Kellogg  and  Mike  Williams  will  be 
expected  to  lead  a  young  group  of 
guards.  Sophomores  Edgar  Padilla 
and  Carmelo  Travieso.  and  freshman 
Andre  Burks  will  all  compete  for 
playing  time  in  the  backcourt. 

"1  know  we  have  great  players," 
Calipari  said.  "Do  we  have  a  great 
team?  No.  Will  we  have  a  great 
team?  That's  my  job,  and  I  think 
they're  capable." 

Calipari's  fear  is  that  his  team  will 
listen  too  much  to  the  early  praise. 

"We  have  to  guard  against  emorac- 
ing  success.  In  our  case  it's  remem- 
bering what  got  us  here."  said 
Calipari.  "We  need  to  just  play  hard- 
er than  the  opponent  and  attack  the 
rebounding  on  both  ends  of  the  floor. 
We're  a  great  defensive  team,  a  blue 
collar  team." 

Shooting,  both  outside  and  free 


COlliaANniE  WOIO 

Sophomore  center,  Marcus  Camby  and  the  Minutemen  hope  to  reach 
new  heights  this  season. 


throws,  hindered  UMass'  chances  last 
year. 

"What  we've  got  to  improve  on  is 
shooting  the  ball,"  Calipari  said. 
"Whether  it  be  from  the  foul  line  or 


the  perimeter,  we  have  to  shoot  the 
ball  better.  We  have  to  work  at  get- 
ting each  other  good  shots." 

How  good  are  they?  Midnight 
Madness  is  only  33  days  away. 


UM  recruits 
make  grade 

ByMMVantoir 

Collegian  Sloft 

Without  them,  the  1994  Massachusetts  basketball 
team  was  already  deep,  but  with  the  addition  of  fresh- 
men Andre  Burks  and  Inus  Norville,  they  are  loaded. 

It  went  down  to  the  wire,  but  both  recruits  met 
the  NCAA  minimum  eligibility  requirement  and  will 
be  in  uniform. 

The  6-foot-9-inch  Norville  will  add  depth  to 
what  appears  to  be  an  already  strong  front  line.  An 
addition  to  last  years  returnees  will  be  sophomore 
Tyrone  Weeks,  who  sat  out  last  season  after  failing 
to  meet  the  Proposition  48  requirements. 

Both  players  played  for  former  Minuteman  Mike 
Byrnes  at  Hargrave  Military  Academy  in  Chatham, 
Virginia. 

Calipari  believes  that  two  recruits'  success  on  the 
exam  will  be  a  morale  boost  for  them. 

"They  did  two  things  making  the  score,"  Calipari 
said.  ""They  worked  their  tails  off.  Their  confidence 
level  and  their  self  esteem  is  back.  That's  important 
for  them.  Forget  basketball,  it's  about  them." 

Burks  made  his  local  debut  playing  for  the  New 
Orleans  squad  at  the  Boston  Shootout.  The 
6-foot-l-inch  point  guard  saw  limited  action  in  the 
tournament  because  he  had  been  taking  a  summer 
class  at  UMass  instead  of  practicing  with  the  team. 
When  he  did  play,  he  put  on  a  show  for  the  crowd 
at  Boston  University  with  some  nifty  passing. 

Without  question  though,  the  shootout  crowd 
will  most  remember  Burks  for  the  slam  dunk  con- 
test. At  only  6-foot-  I -inch,  Burks  outdunked  sev- 
eral players  as  much  as  eight  inches  taller  than  him. 

In  the  preliminary  round  of  the  competition, 
Burks  tossed  the  ball  off  the  back  wall,  caught  it 
and  dunked  it,  prompting  a  standing  ovation  from 
the  Shootout  Crowd. 

'You'll  see  a  lot,"  Burks  said.  "You'll  see  differ- 
ent things,  a  lot  of  dunking,  a  lot  of  threes.  I  shoot 
the  three  from  anywhere." 

Burks  has  his  sights  set  on  being  the  starting 
point  guard. 

Tum  Id  RECtUTS,  poge  1 3 


Lou  Roe  shines  in  Goodwill  Games 

Senior  Minuteman  forward  impressive  in  exhibition  versus  The  Dream  Team  11 


By  Matt  Vautoup 

Collegian  SloH 


If  there  was  any  question  about  whether  Lou  Roe  was 
among  college  basketball's  elite,  he  took  a  step  toward 
silencing  them. 

Roe  spent  part  of  his  summer  in  Russia  representing 
the  United  States  on  a  college  all-star  team  at  the 


Goodwill  Games  in  St.  Petersburg. 

In  addition  to  Roe,  the  learn  featured  some  of  college 
basketball's  top  players  including  Cherokee  Parks.  Shawn 
Respert.  and  Jerome  Allen. 

In  the  opening  game  against  Argentina.  Roe  scored  thir- 
teen points,  the  second  highest  on  the  team  en  route  to  an 
83-71  victory  over  Argentina. 

The  U.S.  dropped  their  next  game  to  Russians,  as  the 


rOtllOAN  III)  MOID 

After  a  summer  of  representing  the  United  States  in  the  Goodwill  Games,  Lou  Roe  is  back  to  lead  the 
Minutemen. 


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home  team  edged  the  U.S.  77-75. 

The  highlight  of  the  tournament  for  Roe  was  in  the 
third  game  when  the  U.S.  pounded  China  99-80.  Roc  led 
the  team  with  19  points  and  six  rebounds. 

The  team  went  on  to  finish  third  and  capture  the 
bronze  medal. 

Following  the  loumameni  the  team  returned  to  the  U.S. 
to  serve  as  the  practice  .squad  for  the  Dream  Team  II, 
which  was  preparing  to  compete  in  the  Workl  Games  in 
Toronto,  Ontario.  The  two  teams  competed  against  each 
other  on  national  television  at  the  end  of  the  practice  ses- 
sion. 

The  Dream  Team  promised  to  provide  their  crowd  vnih 
a  display  of  fancy  passing  and  rim-rocking  dunks,  but  it 
was  Roe  that  had  the  game's  best  dunk. 

After  teammate  Alan  Henderson  missed  a  shot.  Roe 
leapt  through  traffic  for  a  put-back  dunk  over  Dream 
Tcamcr  Reggie  Miller. 

On  the  home  front,  UMass  Coach  John  Calipari  is 
pleased  at  how  Roc  has  improved  his  ^me. 

"He's  moved  his  game  out  on  the  floor  a  little  bit.*  said 
Calipari.  "He's  improved  his  perimeter  skills  which  was 
the  big  key  this  summer.  What  Lou  has  lo  do  is  say  'I'm 
going  to  rebound,  I'm  going  lo  score  on  the  inside,  bul 
now  I  can  shoot  some  threes  and  make  plays  on  the 
break." 

Despite  his  new-found  skills.  Calipari  believes  that 
Roe's  rebounding  and  inside  game  is  what  will  lead  him  lo 
Ihe  NBA. 

"He  hangs  his  hat  on  his  ability  to  go  lo  Ihe  glass  and  be 
a  warrior."  said  Calipari.  'He  relies  on  his  ability  lo 
rebound  above  the  rim,  lo  make  plays  in  irafTic.  to  be  hit 
and  still  make  the  big  shot.  You  have  tu  hang  your  hat  on 
what  carries  you  and  why  NBA  scouts  arc  watching  you  lo 
begin  with." 

Calipari  compares  Roc's  rebounding  ability  lo  the  best 
in  the  business. 

"He  could  be  aiwther  Dennis  Rodman."  said  Calipari. 
"He  could  be  a  guy  thai  goes  into  the  league  and  gets  12 
rebounds  a  game.  You  know  I^u's  going  lo  rebound." 

Roe.  in  addition  to  Marcus  Camby  and  newcomer 
Tyrone  Weeks,  should  dominate  the  board  night  in  and 
night  out. 

Roe  enters  the  1994-95  season  as  a  favorite  lo  capture 
the  Atlantic  10  Player  of  the  Year  Award. 


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The  1994  University  of  Massachusetts  women's  cross 
country  team  will  have  to  overcome  injuries  and  inexperi- 
ence if  it  is  to  duplicate  last  year's  third  place  finish  at  the 
New  England  Championships. 

The  Minutewomen  have  a  couple  of  injuries  to  key  run- 
ners, and  the  majority  of  runners  are  freshmen  and  sopho- 
mores. 

UMass  senior  captain  Kerry  Aker  has  been  bothered  by 
physical  problems  and  it  is  unkown  at  this  time  if  she  will 
be  able  to  run  this  year. 

Also  injured  is  sophomore  Katie  Creenia  who  is  having 
knee  and  foot  difficulties.  She  has  been  working  with  the 
trainer  and  it  is  unkown  if  she  will  be  able  to  compete 
either. 

junior  )en  Weager  is  another  question  mark.  She  has 
had  lower  leg  problems,  and  took  time  off  during  the  sum- 
mer to  get  healthy,  but  it  is  still  unknown  if  she  will  be 
able  to  run  this  year. 

A  fourth  injury  for  the  Minutewomen  this  year  is  sopho- 
more len  Barry.  Barry  has  been  feeling  very  fatigued,  and 
it  is  feared  that  she  may  have  mononucleous. 

Head  Coach  Julie  LaFreniere  feels  that  the  youth  of  the 
team  could  be  a  problem  but  she  thinks  the  team  will  fare 
well. 

"I  think  we  certainly  will  be  respectable,  but  the  thing 
that  worries  me  a  little  bit  is  the  inexperience  and  the 
youth."  said  LaFreniere.  "But  a  lot  of  times  that's  when 
you  do  your  best.' 

The  other  captains  for  this  year  are  seniors  Julie  Moreau 
and  Cheryl  Lyons.  They  will  be  looked  upon  for  leader- 
ship and  guidance. 

"Moreau  is  a  lot  better  than  she  was  when  she  first 
came  back  this  year."  said  LaFreniere.  "Lyons  looked 
great  [in  last  Tuesdays  workouts]." 

The  top  runner  on  the  team  is  once  again  sophomore 
Melissa  Langevin.  Langevin  had  an  outstanding  season 
last  year  in  her  rookie  season,  garnering  four  Freshman  of 
the  Week  awards  but  narrowly  losing  the  Freshman  of  the 
Year  award.  Langevin  had  a  knee  problem  at  the  end  of 


the  cross  countr)'  season  last  year  that  caused  her  to  miss 
the  indoor  and  outdoor  track  seasons. 

"She's  {Langevin]  in  belter  shape  now  than  she  was  a 
year  ago."  said  LaFreniere.  "She's  coming  back  real 
strong,  she  looks  good.  She's  the  top  runner  right  now." 

If  thai  is  true,  get  ready  for  a  tremendous  sophomore 
year  by  Langevin. 

Sophomore  Molly  Dunlap  is  another  nmner  who  should 
have  a  good  year.  In  the  workouts  last  Tuesday,  Dunlap 
did  "an  outstanding  job  and  has  come  back  more  experi- 
enced," according  lo  l^aFreniere. 

One  runner  who  came  back  to  school  in  great  shape, 
pleasing  her  coach  very  much  was  sophomore  Kristin 
Donaldson. 

"(Kristin)  LX)naldson  has  come  back  a  new  woman.  I 
can't  say  enough  about  how  she  went  back  to  Alaska  and 
Worked  her  butt  off.  She  is  a  totally  different  person." 

"You  don't  know  what  shape  your  kids  are  going  to 
come  back  in.  You  can  have  a  lot  of  disappionments  if 
they  don't  do  what  they  need  to  do,  and  I  don't  feel  like 
that  happened  with  this  core." 

There  are  three  freshmen  who  should  make  an  impact 
right  away.  Rebecca  Donaghue,  according  to  LaFreniere. 
is  a  "hard  worker  with  a  lot  of  heart  -  a  real  team  person." 
The  other  two.  Kirsten  Bringardner  and  Christy  Martin, 
look  very  promising. 

Other  runners  who  look  to  make  an  impact  are  Jennifer 
Del  Colle.  Kristen  Kroger.  Heather  Boussy.  Bonnie  Davis. 
Maureen  Forsyth.  Deborah  Frenkel.  Kim  Hargrave,  and 
Mariska  Pierce. 

"They  [the  team)  are  not  very  experienced,  but  to  me 
they  are  going  to  run  with  a  lot  of  heart,  a  lot  of  guts,  and 
a  lot  of  courage."  said  LaFreniere.  "And  as  long  as  you 
have  those  ingredients  you  don't  have  to  have  the  best 
athletes  in  New  England.  I  am  very  happy  with  there  atti- 
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The  team's  goal,  as  always,  is  to  win  the  A-IOs.  If 
everything  stays  in  place,  this  should  be  possible. 

"If  they  can  hold  together  and  keep  progressing  as  a 
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they  are  smart  and  they  want  it.  I  think  they  do  have  a 
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Men's  Cross  Country 
aims  for  A-10  title 


ARAM  COMItAN/  CCXLECIAN 

Men's  cross  country  hopes  to  build  off  last  year's  experience  and  move  to  greater  hieghts. 


By  Matt  Vautoup 

CcHegion  StoH 


In  the  fall  season  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts,  there  arc  teams  thai  you  can  count  on 
to  contend  for  their  conference  championships.  In 
1994,  men's  cross  country  Coach  Ken  O'Brien  hopes 
to  add  his  team  to  the  list. 

After  finishing  third  in  the  Atlantic  10 
Championships  behind  West  Virginia  and  St.  Joseph's 
a  year  ago.  O'Brien  feels  his  team  can  contend  for  its 
first  ever  Atlantic  10  crown. 

"I'm  optimistic  about  the  season,  based  on  several 
things,"  said  O'Brien.  "We  have  a  lot  of  kids  returning 
from  last  year's  team.  Last  year's  team  was  kind  of  a 
traditional  year  for  us.  We  had  some  pretty  good  tal- 
ent, but  a  lot  of  those  kids  hadn't  been  in  a  position  of 
responsibility  before. 

"They  had  their  year  of  responsibility  in  1995  and 
got  some  experience.  I'm  excited  about  this  team 
because  even  though  it  is  still  relatively  young,  there  is 
a  little  more  experience  than  there  was  on  last  year's 
team.  " 


The  future  is  bright  for  UMass  cross  country  as 
well,  because  there  is  only  one  senior  on  this  year's 
squad. 

O'Brien  hopes  to  have  his  top  seven  runners  estab- 
lished by  the  second  half  of  the  season,  in  time  for  the 
championship  meets. 

"I'd  like  to  improve  on  every  one  of  our  perfor- 
mances from  last  year,"  said  O'Brien.  "I'd  like  to  vinn 
the  Atlantic  10.  We've  never  won  it.  It's  a  great  cross 
country  conference.  We've  always  been  the  brides- 
maid, finishing  second  or  third  to  a  great  team. 

"We'll  have  a  real  tough  task  because  West  Virginia 
only  lost  a  couple  of  guys  and  St.  Joe's  only  lost  one." 

O'Brien  hopes  to  have  a  front  runner  or  runners  to 
emerge. 

"Our  third  man  on  any  given  day  could  be  any  one 
of  our  14  runners,"  said  O'Brien.  "I  have  to  give  the 
nod,  based  on  last  year's  experience  to  Ted  Towse  and 
Ethan  Nadeau  as  our  top  runners." 

The  men's  cross  country  team  opened  their  season 
at  the  Central  Connecticut  Invitational  on  Saturday. 

O'Brien  will  look  to  co-captains  senior  Rick  Copley 
and  junior  Ted  Towse  to  lead  the  team. 


"*^     I 


Women's  Cross  Country: 

At  a  Glance 


ftiiiii 


"If  they  can  hold  together  and  keep  progress- 
ing as  a  team,  if  they're  smart  and  take  care 
of  themselves,  and  if  they  want  it.  I  think 
they  do  have  a  shot  at  the  A-IO's. " 
-lULIE  UFRENIERE.  head  coach 


H«ad  Coodi:  Julie  LaFranior* 

1993  r»cord:  5-0 

Runn«fi  la*t  Kim  Liljsblad,  K«lly  liljablod,  ond  KriiHn 

Coptaini:  K«rry  Aker,  Cheryl  Lyont,  and  Julie  Moreou. 
Returning  rwnnen:  Aker,  Jen  Borry,  Kriirtn  Oonoldion 
Molly  Dunlap,  Kotie  Greenia,  MeJttto  Longevjn,  Cheryl 
lyons,  Julie  Moreau,  Moritko  Hjerce  and  Jen  Woeper. 
Newcomerc  Kinten  Bringardner,  Jennifer  Del  Colle, 
Rebecca  Dooogue,  Kim  Hargrove,  Kriiten  Krooer  and 
Chnity  Martin. 


Men's  Cross  Country: 

At  a  Glance 


yimm 


'I'd  like  to  improve  on  every  one  of 

our  performances  from  last  year.  I'd 

like  to  win  the  Atlantic  10.  We've 

never  won  it.  It's  a  great  cross  country 

conference. ' 

-KEN  O'BRIEN,  head  coach 

Head  Coach:  Kan  O'Brien 

G>-Captaint:  Rick  Copley,  Ted  Jowte 

Starters  Lost:  Kevin  Greenhaigh,  Craig 

Cormier 

Key  Returners:  Ted  Towse,  Ethan  Nadeau, 

Rick  Copley 

Newcomers:  No  new  recruits 


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Tuesday,  September  1 3,  1 994  •  Page  1 3 


Football 


oontirtued  from  page  8 
returning  group  uf  linebackers,  as 
All-Conference  Mario  Perry  and 
Scott  Assenchoa  are  now  a  part  of 
Minutemen  history.  Despite  the  small 
reconstruction,  they  do  have  sopho- 
more   middle    linebacker    Mike 


NFL 


Valentino,  as  well  as  junior  Roger 
Kotlarz  and  senior  Trejo  Rust  taking 
over  on  the  outside.  Also  seeing  time 
at  linebacker  will  be  sophomore 
punter  luslin  Reimer.  who  played 
some  defensive  back  last  season. 
You  want  talented,  athletic  players 


at  oomeriMck?  No  need  to  look  much 
lunhcr  than  junior  Ail-American  can- 
didate Breon  Parker  and  senior  Tony 
Williams.  Parker  picked  off  seven  pass- 
es to  lead  the  Minutemen,  while 
Williams  led  the  way  in  forced  fumbles 
with  three.  The  best  comerback  tan- 


dem in  Division  l-AA?  Quite  possibly. 

"We  have  got  two  experienced  cor- 
ners (Parker  and  Williams)  that  I 
wouldn't  trade  for  anybody,'  Hodges 
said. 

As  for  the  safely  position,  the 
Minutemen  cannot  replace  a  guy  like 


former  free  safety  Malt  Rajotte. 
However,  junior  |ason  Tudryn  has 
steadily  improved,  lunior  lason 
Mumford  is  a  safe  bet  to  start  at 
strong  safely,  while  sophomore  Brian 
Mooney  should  see  some  playing 
time. 


College  Football 


continued  from  poge  9 
injuries  crippled  both  the  team's  and 
WTieatley's  chances  last  year  and  are 
threatening  to  do  it  again. 

If  you  want  big  running  totals,  turn 
to  Penn  Stale's  Ki-  |ana  Carter  (210 
yards  in  opener).  Carter  makes  every- 
thing look  so  smooth  as  one  of  the 
many  weapons  )oe  Paterno  has  on 
offense. 

Wheatley  has  virtually  no  shot  of 


piling  up  the  totals  Carter  or 
Washington's  Napoleon  Kaufman 
will.  Think  Ty  regrets  his  decision  not 
to  turn  pro? 

Two  wide  receivers  figure  to  be  in 
the  five  of  next  year's  NFL  draft. 
UCLA's  |.|.  Stokes  and  Ohio  Stale's 
loey  Galloway  (now  suspended  for 
two  games)  arc  magnificent  talents, 
each  with  the  chance  of  scoring  20 
touchdowns  this  season. 


Unfortunately,  the  Heisman  has 
evolved  into  a  quarterback  award, 
and,  al  least  this  year,  there  are  many 
deserving  candidates 

The  ability  of  potentially  great 
QB's  this  season  is  astounding.  You 
want  to  run  the  ball,  look  to  Frazier 
or  Stewart  of  the  Big  Eight.  Like  to 
throw  the  bomb,  then  you  have 
Georgia  gunner  Eric  Zeier,  Dean,  and 
the  raw  Powlus. 


You  want  the  high  percentage  sys- 
tem QB,  look  to  Stanford's  Steve 
Stenstrom,  USC's  Rob  Johnson,  or 
UCLA's  Wayne  Cook.  Don't  forget 
about  the  unknown  star,  Steve  "Air" 
McNair  at  liny  Alcorn  Stale.  McNair 
puts  56  points  on  the  board  and  loses 
in  the  opener. 

Right  now  the  best  of  the  bunch  is 
Zeier,  only  his  mediocre  team  can 
hold  him  back.  The  same  holds  true 


Defense 


continued  from  poge  8 
with  seven  last  year. 

It  was  his  first  as  a  starter,  and 
included  two  multi-sack  games 
against  Maine  and  Rhode  Island. 

Corcoran  returns  as  the  left  end 
and  as  the  deadliest  threat  to  sack  the 


quarterback. 

The  6-foot-2-inch,  245-f)ounder 
has  amassed  164  tackles  and  17 
sacks  in  his  previous  two  years  as  a 
starter,  including  a  team-high  12  last 
season  for  minus  82  yards. 

lunior  Ken  Bello  and  redshirt 


freshman  jeron  Alston,  along  with 
junior  David  Dakin,  will  challenge 
for  playing  time  on  the  defensive 
line. 

As  far  as  the  goals  for  the  1994 
version  of  the  defensive  line? 

"To  win,"  Albert  said. 


"When  it  comes  right  down  to  it, 
that's  all  that  anybody  cares  about  — 
whether  we  shut  every  team  out  or 
we  give  up  40  points,  all  we  want  to 
do  is  win,"  Corcoran  said. 

"Sounds  good  to  me,"  said  Roof. 


recruits 


conliued  from  poge  1 1 

"The  point  guard  they  have  (Derek 
Kellogg)  is  real  good,  but  I  don't 
think  he  has  the  [athletic  ability)  to 
do  the  things  I  can  do,"  said  Burks. 
"He  (Kellogg)  said  to  me  that  as  long 
as  we're  winning,  he  was  willing  to 


sit  on  the  bench  and  watch." 
Also  playing  in  the  Shootout  was 

Fall  River  -ihooting  guard  leff  Caron, 

who  will  try  to  make  the  Minuteman 

as  a  walk-on. 
Caron  had  an  impressive  high 


school  career,  but  the  fact  that  he 
was  only  5-foot- 1  1-inches  as  a 
shooting  guard  kept  him  from  earn- 
ing any  Division  1  scholarship  offers. 
Caron  hopes  to  make  the  most  of  his 
chances  at  UMass. 


"I'm  excited,"  said  Caron.  "If  I 
make  it,  I'm  a  good  shooter  and  a 
smart  player.  I  plan  on  working  hard 
and  pushing  the  other  guards." 

Information  from  the  Greenfield 
Recorder  was  used  in  this  story. 


Ever  wondered  how  a 
newspaper  is  made? 


Offense 


continued  from  page  8 

the  football  team.  He's  just  bringing 

so  much  more  to  the  table." 

As  for  McNeilly,  his  thoughts  are 
not  on  the  QB  situation.  His  outlook 
is  not  one  of  nervousness  for  the 
upcoming  season.  His  goal  is  plain 
and  simple. 

"Our  goal  is  to  win  a  champi- 
onship," said  McNeilly.  "If  we  have  to 
win  eight  or  nine  games  (in  the  regu- 
lar season)  to  do  it,  fine.  Our  number 
one  goal  is  to  wrin  a  championship. 

Despite  the  hardships  that  Hodges 
and  Co.  are  facing  at  the  moment, 
ihey  are  aware  of  the  basic  adjust- 
ments the  team  has  to  make. 

'Whenever  anyone  gets  injured, 
two  things  have  to  happen.  The  per- 
son going  in  has  to  be  ready  lo  go, 
and  do  the  best  he  can,"  Hodges  said. 
"And  everybody  else  has  to  pick  up  a 
lot  of  slack.  That's  all. 

"We're  in  that  situation  right  now. 
Andrew  has  to  take  some  pressure  off 
the  men.  He's  been  around.  The  kids 
played  in  17  football  games  for  us. 
We've  asked  him  to  do  more  and 
more  each  year,  and  he's  going  to 
have  to  continue  to  do  so  this  year." 

The  game  plan  for  the  Minutemen 
attack  will  stay  the  same.  Run  first, 
throw  if  needed.  Same  as  the  last  two 
years,  the  same  will  be  expected  this 
year. 

"From  what  you  have  seen  in  the 
past,  if  we're  able  to  establish  the 
running  game,  that's  what  we'll  do," 
Berry  said.  "If  we  need  to  throw,  or 
want  to  throw  the  ball,  we  are  cer- 
tainly capable  of  doing  that  as  well." 

Despite  the  setback  that  has 
occurred,  one  thing  is  for  certain  —  if 
McNeilly  or  whoever  is  ready  lo  go 
and  ihey  do  the  best  they  can,  and  if 
everyone  else  picks  up  the  slack,  the 


for  Stenstrom,  giving  a  huge  edge  to 
Frazier,  the  closest  thing  lo  last  year's 
winner  Charlie  Ward. 

Look  for  the  Orange  Bowl  to  be 
the  closest  thing  to  a  title  game,  with 
Nebraska  knocking  off  the  giant 
monkey  from  it's  back  against  cither 
Colorado  or  Notre  Dame.  Zeier  will 
edge  Frazier  for  the  Heisman.  Lou 
Holtz  will  cry  and  everybody  will  lis- 
ten. Some  things  will  never  change. 

■  Water  Polo 

continued  (rom  poge  4 
look  solid  once  again. 

"I  hope  those  three  newcomers  can 
contribute  successful  playing  time  to 
the  team,"  Yarworth  said.  "1  think 
these  guys  can  help  us.  Everyone  on 
the  team  has  been  working  real  hard 
with  three-a-day's  the  past  three 
weeks." 

While  Massachusetts  sets  its  sights 
on  a  return  to  the  NCAA's  and  an 
Eastern  Region  crown,  optimism  is 
the  buzz  word  in  the  pool.  Yet  the 
missing  piece  to  another  successful 
season  may  very  well  be  team 
defense,  which,  up  to  this  point  has 
been  under  the  microscope  of 
Yarworth. 

"This  team  has  to  learn  that  it  is 
defense  that  wins  championships. 
And  right  now,  these  guys  are  work- 
ing hard  al  that.  But  we've  still  given 
up  a  few  soft  goals  in  the  pre-  sea- 
son," he  said. 

Massachusetts,  with  its  whole  team 
not  yet  intact,  fell  lo  No.  1 1  Bucknell 
and  No.  14  Navy  in  the  pre-season. 
Both  games  came  down  to  the  wire. 

"That  shows  me  we're  ready  to 
go,"  Yarworth  said. 

To  the  NCAA's?  Not  yet,  but  a 
return  trip  sure  looks  promising. 


season  should  be  a  successful  one  for 
this  Minuteman  football  team. 

Confidence. 

Assurance  in  a  player  thai  takes  the 
snap  on  each  offensive  play  of  the 
game  can  be  pretty  beneficial  for  the 
coaching  staff,  to  say  the  least.  And 
coach  Mike  Hodges  is  confident  of 
his  quarterback  situation  with 
Andrew  McNeilly  and  Vito 
Campanile. 

So  confident,  that  the  decision  of 
who  was  going  to  start  the  first  game 
of  the  season  at  Richmond  was  made 
six  days  prior  to  il.  Obviously, 
Hodges  has  faith  in  both  field  gener- 
als. 

Whichever  QB  is  on  the  field  for 
the  Minutemen,  according  to  Hodges, 
will  have  to  adjust  to  the  UMass 
game  plan  —  not  the  other  way 
around. 

"We're  going  lo  run  our  offense, 
and  see  which  quarterback  runs  it  the 
best.  (In  preseason),  we've  run  the 
option,  we've  thrown  the  ball,  but  we 
don't  change  either  the  run  game  or 
the  pissing  game. 

"If  one  becomes  an  immediate 
established  starter  and  the  one  that 
plays  a  majority  of  the  time,  certainly 
we'll  tailor  some  of  the  things  to  what 
his  best  abilities  are.  Right  now,  it 
doesn't  affect  our  game  plan  at  all, 
regardless  of  who  the  quarterback  is." 


continued  from  poge  9 

every  series  his  team  has  possession 

of  the  ball. 

... 

jimmy  Johnson  made  his  regular 
season  debut  as  a  studio  analyst  for 
Fox's  NFL  coverage  during  the  New 
York-  Philadelphia  game  and 
impressed  with  his  unbiased  analysis 
of  the  Cowboys.  At  first  it  seemed  as 
though  lohnson  would  lake  the 
opportunity  to  slam  his  former  oi^a- 
nization,  picking  Dallas  to  meet  the 
Raiders  in  the  Super  Bowl,  then  say- 
ing they  would  lose  because  of  inter- 
ference by  lones. 

However,  lohnson  backed  off  later 
in  the  telecast,  talking  honestly  about 
topics  like  Barry  Switzer's  chances 
with  the  Cowboys  and  Troy  Aikman's 
development  from  a  rookie  quarter- 
back to  a  Super  Bowl  MVP. 

If  he  decides  to  remain  in  the 
booth,  lohnson  should  prosper  like 
another  championship  coach  who 
was  forced  out,  Mike  Ditka.  The 
ex-Chicago  coach  deserves  a  lot  of 
credit  for  his  critiquing  of  the  Bears 
and  his  replacement,  Dave 
Wannstedt.  He  went  so  far  as  to  say 
that  Chicago,  with  its  improved  run- 
ning attack  and  underrated  defense, 

could  challenge  in  the  NFC  Central. 

*  •  * 

The  Buffalo  Bills  have  suddenly 
gone  from  a  Super  Bowl  contender  to 
one  of  the  weakest  teams  in  the  vastly 
improving  AFC  East  after  Iheir  open- 
ing defeat  at  the  hands  of  the  New 
York  lets  in  Orchard  Park.  Buffalo 
could  possibly  be  the  mirror  image  of 
the  two-time  defending  champions  in 
Major  League  Baseball,  the  "Toronlo 
Blue  lays. 

With  the  most  talent  in  the  division 
and  quite  possibly  the  most  balanced 
defense  in  the  AFC,  Buffalo  may  find 
that  the  pressure  of  going  to  a 
remarkable  fifth-straight  Super  Bowl 
too  much  lo  overcome,  finding  itself 
hovering  just  above  mediocrity. 

Despite  its  poor  showing  in  the 
season  opener  against  Dallas,  the 
Pittsburgh  defense  is  the  most  ulent- 
ed  in  the  AFC.  With  a 
gamebreaker-like  cornerback  Rod 
Woodson  in  the  mix,  the  Steclers  can 
make  a  run  al  dethroning  the  Bills  as 
league  champions.  Consistency  on 
offense  is  a  must,  yet  Woodson  is  one 
of  the  few  players  in  the  NFL  who 
can  turn  a  game  in  Pittsburgh's  favor 
every  time  he  is  near  the  ball, 
whether  it  is  on  a  blitz,  in  coverage, 
or  on  special  teams  as  the  league's 
best  kick  returner. 

Arthur  Slapleton  jr.  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


As  to  who  the  starting  quarterback 
is,  let's  put  it  in  the  plainest  of  terms. 
If  Massachusetts  has  a  passing 
offense,  odds  on  the  opening  snap 
would  be  lo  strong-armed 
Campanile.  If  your  game  is  the  option 
offense,  give  it  to  McNeilly.  Hodges' 
offense  is  the  latter,  so  McNeilly  is  his 
starter. 

McNeilly,  a  two  year  starter  includ- 
ing the  first  seven  games  of  the  1991 
season  before  bowing  out  the  final 
four  games  to  a  knee  injury,  has  the 
starting  position  to  lose.  The  junior 
was  66-1  36  (.485)  for  808  yards  (as 
well  as  64  carries  for  298  yards) 
before  injuring  his  knee  in  a  practice 
prior  lo  the  Northeastern  game. 


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Women's  Crew  gains  official  recognition 

Coach  Deitz  has  high  hopes  for  first  year  Varsity  team  while  search  for  athletes  continues 


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The  University  of  Massachusetts 
has  a  new  woinen's  team.  Sort  of. 

The  women's  crew  team,  which  in 
the  past  has  been  considered  a  club 
>p<.iri.  has  officially  been  granted  var- 
•-iiy  status  by  the  University. 

There  will  be  no  more  struggling  to 
come  up  with  money  for  uniforms 
and  equipment.  These  women  will 
now  have  all  the  privileges  of  other 
\iirsity  athletes.  But  that  is  not  all 
ihey  will  get.  Along  with  their  new 
>iatus  comes  changes  in  expectations, 
pressures  and  attitudes. 

New  coach  )im  Deitz  attributes  the 
past  performance  of  the  existing  team 
as  a  large  factor  in  the  school's  deci- 
sion to  upgrade  the  team,  which  in 
1991  was  the  small  college  National 
Champion. 

■  women's  soccer 


"What  these  women  have  done  in 
the  past  was  a  catalyst  for  the  deci- 
sion. Of  course  there  will  be  added 
pressure  for  the  women  on  the  exist- 
ing team,  but  this  is  also  a  major 
opportunity  for  in-coming  woman 
athletes,"  Deitz  said. 

According  to  Deitz,  99  percent  of 
women  rowers  have  never  rowed 
before  college,  and  that  statistic  is 
consistent  among  women  who  go  on 
to  row  for  the  U.S.  National  and 
Olympic  teams. 

After  a  phone  call  from  a  prospec- 
tive new  rower  who  asked  Deitz  if  he 
allows  walk-on  try-outs,  he  said  he 
plans  to  tap  into  the  large  resource  of 
students  at  the  University.  He  is  hop- 
ing to  bring  in  250-300  new  women 
to  experience  the  sport  this  year  and. 
no  doubt,  discover  unknown  in- 
house  talent. 

"There  is  a  great  base  of  students 


here  to  build  from,"  Deitz  said.  "This 
is  the  sport  of  walk-ons.  It's  the  only 
collegiate  second  chance  for  women 
athletes  who  have  the  athletic  back- 
ground and  the  aerobic  base  but 
maybe  not  the  skills  or  the  height  or 
whatever  that  is  needed  to  play 
another  sport  in  college." 

Deitz  sees  the  job  as  a  challenge, 
and  at  the  same  time  as  an  amazing 
opportunity  to  build  the  program 
from  scratch.  This  is  a  similar  task  to 
what  he  did  at  the  United  States 
Coast  Guard  Academy.  Deitz  was 
head  coach  for  the  past  nine  years  for 
the  highly  successful  men's  heavy- 
weight eight,  as  well  as  the  head  of 
the  overall  program  that  included 
four  assistant  coaches  and  over  90 
athletes. 

Deitz's  resume  includes  member- 
ship on  almost  every  U.S.  National 
team  from  1967  to  1983,  including 


continued  from  page  7 
\^as  injured  for  part  of  the  1993  sea- 
von.  playing  in  only  16  games,  and 
starting  II.  She  managed  to  score 
two  points  on  two  assists.  Powell 
was  a  two-spon  star  last  year  play- 
ing both  soccer  and  Softball,  but  will 
now  concentrate  on  soccer.  Last 
year  she  played  in  17  games,  starting 
five.  Shimogaki  started  in  17  of  the 
22  games  she  played  in  and  scored 
five  points  on  one  goal  and  three 
assists. 

Elizabeth  Rutherford.  Tina 
Lightning  and  Polly  Hackathom  are 
three  newcomers  who  should  be  get- 
ting a  lot  of  playing  time. 

To  fill  the  huge  void  left  by  the 
graduation  of  Scurry.  Rudy  will  be 
looking  to  freshman  Danielle  Dion 


and  sophomore  Nancy  Kieser.  Dion 
and  Kieser  have  battled  it  out  and 
Dion  has  come  out  on  top  for  now. 

"Both  worked  very  hard  in  the  pre- 
season." Rudy  said.  "Right  now  the 
nod  goes  to  Dion,  by  a  little." 

Whoever  is  in  goal.  Rudy  wants 
them  to  make  a  name  for  themselves 
and  try  not  to  fill  Scurry's  shoes. 

Dion  and  Kieser  have  had  the  plea- 
sure of  working  with  Scurry  who  wrill 
be  helping  the  team  this  year  as  a  stu- 
dent assistant. 

Rudy  believes  that  the  team's 
biggest  strength  is  that  it  works  as  a 
team,  not  as  individuals.  UMass 
needs  to  play  as  a  team  to  win 
games. 

"Our  strength  is  that  we  are  a 


team,  we  have  probably  five  or  six 
All-American  candidates,  but  we 
may  not  end  up  with  any,"  Rudy  said. 

UMass  is  picked  as  the  favorite  to 
win  the  Atlantic  10.  But  they  will  be 
challenged  by  George  Washington 
and  Rutgers  University. 

Overall,  Coach  Rudy  believes  his 
team,  although  very  young  and  very 
small,  has  a  chance  to  have  another 
great  year. 

"We  have  a  small  squad  this  year, 
so  we  can't  afford  any  injuries.  We 
have  nine  of  16  on  the  roster  who  are 
freshman  and  sophomores,  so  it  is  a 
little  bit  different  look,  but  this  team 
has  some  serious  potential.  They're  a 
nice  team  and  they  play  for  each 
other,"  Rudv  said. 


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This  fall,  the  team  will  row  five 
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novice  races  in  order  to  broaden  the 
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Wommn'g  Cross  Country 

Sept.   10  at  New  Hampshire 12:00  p.m. 

17  CONNECTICUT  and 

MAINE 12:00  p.m. 

24  at  Vermont  with 

Boston  University 12:00  p.m. 

Oct.      8  Paul  Short  Invitational 

at  Bethelhcm,  PA 10:00  a.m. 

22  New  England  Championship 

at  Boston.  MA 12:00  p.m. 

29  Atlantic  1 0  Championship 

at  Morganlown,  WV 10:00  a.m. 

Nov.   12  ECAC  Championship 

at  Boston.  MA II  :00  a.m. 

Home  meets  held  at  Totman  Field 

Mon'a  Gross  Country 

Sept.     9  at  Dartmouth  Invitational 11:00  a.m. 

17  vs  lona,  Maine  and  Northeastern 

at  Boston,  MA 11:00  a.m. 

24    at  Vermont  with 

Boston  University 1 1:00  a.m. 

Oct.     8    Paul  Short  Invitational 

at  Bethelhem.  PA 10:00  a.m. 

22    New  England  Championship 

Boston.  MA 1 :30  p.m. 

29     Atlantic  10  Championship 

at  Morgantown,  WV 10:00  a.m. 

Nov.  12     IC4A  Championship 

at  Boston,  MA 11:00  a.m. 

Mmn's  Watmr  Polo 

Sept.  10   at  Cambridge  Invitational 

1 7  EWPA  Varsity  North  Division  Tournament 
University 

vs.  Queens 1 :30  p.m. 

vs.  lona 6:30  p.m. 

24-25    at  Navy  Invitational 

29    BOSTON  COLLEGE 6:00  p.m. 

Oct.     1    EWPA  Varsity  North  Division  Tournament 
at  Fordham  University 
vs.  Merchant  Marine  Academy...  12:00  p.m. 

vs.  St.  Francis 5:30  p.m. 

vs.  Fordham 8:30  p.m. 

5    at  Harvard 8:00  p.m. 

8-9  at  Villanova  Tournament 
at  Villanova  University 

vs.  Princeton 10:00  a.m. 

vs.  Queens 1:30  p.m. 

9  Championship  Round TBA 

15-16  EWPA  Varsity  North  Division 
Tournament  at  UMass 

15  vs.  Harvard 11:30  a.m. 

vs.  M.I.T 5:00  p.m. 

16  vs.  Boston  College 10:00  a.m. 

vs.  Brown 1 :30  p.m. 

21  vs.  Air  Force 4:00  p.m. 

22-23  Baldy  View  Tournament 

at  Claremon:,  CA 
29-30  EWPA  Varsity  North  Division 
Playoffs  at  Bnjwn  University 
Nov.     5-^  Eastern  Championship 
at  Harvard  University 
25-27  NCAA  Championship 
at  Long  Beach.  CA 
Home  matches  played  at  Amherst  College 

Wonton's  Soccmr 

iept.       3  v»  Boston  College W  2-0 

„  7  at  Rhode  Island* W  6-0 

Li-_40  PROVIDENCE .«..-«.v»,«.„.~...2j  1 5  p.m. 

I6atllutgers* .!?......"  "........".'...7:00  p.m. 

18  at  Temple* 1:00  p.m. 

24-25  U\4ass  Classic,  Amherst,  MA 

24  UMass  vs.  Central  Florida 1 2:00  p.m. 

UConn  vs.  William  &  Mary 2:15  p.m. 

25  UMau  vs.  William  &  Mary 12:00  p.m. 

UConn  vs.  Central  Florida 2:15  p.m. 

Oct.        1   vs  Santa  Clara 5:00p.m.% 

at  Santa  Barbara.  CA 


at  Brown 


2  at  Santa  Barbara 4:00  p.m.% 

6  at  Yale 7:00  p.m. 

9  COLGATE 1:00  p.m. 

12    HARTFORD 3:30  p.m. 

1 5    at  George  Washington* 4:00  p.m. 

18    DARTMOUTH 3.00  p.m. 

22    at  Connecticut 3:00  p.m. 

26  VERMONT 2:30  p.m. 

28  at  St.  Bonavenlure* 3:00  p.m. 

50    at  Cornell 1:00  p.m. 

Nov.    4-6    Atlantic  10  Tournament  at  UMass  ^ 

%  West  Coast  Time 
All  Home  games  played  at  Garber  Field 

Men's  Soccer 

Sept.    5-4  Kickoff  Classic,  Amherst,  MA 

5  Northeastern  vs  Niagara 8-0 

UMass  vs  Hofstra 0-0 

UMass  5-1  in  shootout 

4  Consolation  Game 

Hofstra  vs  Niagara 9-0 

Championship  Game 

UMass  vs  Northeastern W  4-1 

7  at  Boston  University L  1-0 

10  TEMPLE* 1 2:00  p.m. 

14  at  Connecticut 7:00  p.m. 

21  NEW  HAMPSHIRE 3:50  p.m. 

24  at  Rutgers* 7:30  p.m. 

28  HARTFORD 3:50  p.m. 

Oct.  1  ST.  JOSEPH'S* 1:00  p.m. 

7  at  West  Virginia* 7:50  p.m. 

9  at  George  Washington* 2:00  p.m. 

12  PROVIDENCE 7:00  p.m. 

at  Zott  Park  in  Chicopee,  MA 

1 5  at  Maine 1:00  p.m. 

19  at  Dartmouth 5:50  p.m. 

22  at  Rhode  Island* 1:00  p.m. 

25  HOLY  CROSS 5:00  p.m. 

28  ST.  BONAVENTURE* 5:00  p.m. 

50  at  Philadelphia  Textile 1:00  p.m. 

Nov.      4-6  Atlantic  10  Tournament 

at  Rutgers  University 
All  home  games  played  at  Garber  Field 

Women's  Tennis 

Sept.       16  WESLEYAN 3:00  p.m. 

17  HARTFORD 10:00  a.m. 

18  VERMONT 10:00  a.m. 

20  HOLY  CROSS 5:50  p.m. 

24  vs.  Maine 1000a.m. 

at  New  Hampshire 

25  at  New  Hampshire 1 1:00  a.m. 

27  PROVIDENCE 5:00  p.m. 

29  CENTRAL  CONNECTICUT 5:00  p.m. 

Oct.        5  at  Connecticut 3:00  p.m. 

6  at  Rhode  Island 5:00  p.m. 

15-16  New  England  Championship 

at  University  of  Vermont 

21  at  Army 5:00  p.m. 

22  RUTGERS 12:00  p.m. 

28-5 1   Rolex  Championship 

at  Philadelphia,  PA 
All  Home  matches  played  at  Upper  Boyden  Courts 

Men's  Tennis 

Sept.     16  WESLEYAN 3:00  p.m. 

22  at  Fairfield 3:00  p.m. 

23  RHODE  ISLAND 3:00  p.m. 

27  at  Providence V^r" 

28  at  Connecticut 5:00  p.m. 

Oct.        4  at  Springfield ,*.... ..3K)0  p.m. 

7  VERMONT ;^.-..?'5:00  p.m. 

Nov.     3-7  Rolex  Championship 

at  Princeton.  Nj 
All  Home  matches  played  at  Upper  Boyden  Courts 

Field  Hockey 

Sept.      7  at  Boston  College W  5-0 

10  NEW  HAMPSHIRE 1 :00  p.m. 

14  at  Providence 3:30  p.m. 


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25  at  Temple* 5:3o  p.m. 

25  at  Rutgers* 1:00  p.m. 

28  NORTHEASTERN 3:3o  p.m. 

30  vs.  Richmond 7:00  p.m. 

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Oct.        2  at  Old  Dominion 2-00  pm 

5  SYRACUSE 5:50  p.m.   ' 

9  vs.  North  Carolina |  :00  p.m. 

at  Wesifield  State 

1 1  MAINE 3:00  p.m. 

15  at  Rhode  Island* 1:00  p.m. 

16  vs.  lames  Madison 1:00  p.m. 

at  Boston  College 

20  BOSTON  UNIVERSITY 5:30  p.m. 

23  at  Connecticut 1:00  pm 

29  ST.  IO.SEPHV 12:00  pm.' 

Nov.        1  SPRINGFIELD 5:50p.m. 

4-6  Atlantic  10  Tournament 
at  St.  loseph's  University 
All  Home  games  played  at  Totman  Field 

Volleyball 

Sq)t.     2-5  UMass  Invitational,  Amherst,  MA 

2  vsArmy W.  5-0;  1-0 

5  vs  Siena W.  5-0.2-0 

5  vs  Hofstra W,  5-0  5-0 

6  vs  BOSTON  COLLEGE W.  5-0.  4-0 

9-10  UConn  Tournament,  Storrs,  CT 

9  vs.  UConn 7:00  p.m. 

10  vs.  LaSalle 1:00  p.m. 

vs.  Fairieigh  Dickinson 7:  JO  p.m. 

16-17  UMass  Classic,  Amherst.  MA 

16  UMass  vs.  Brown 4:00  p.m. 

Hartford  vs.  Yale 6:00  p.m. 

UMass  vs.  Delaware 8:00  p.m. 

17  Hartford  vs  Brown 10:00  a.m. 

Yale  vs.  Delaware 12.00  p.m. 

UMass  vs.  Hartford 2:00  p.m. 

Brown  vs.  Delaware 4:00  p.m. 

UMass  vs.  Yale 6:00  p.m. 

20  at  Northeastern 7:00  p  m 

50  DUQUESNF* 7:00  p  m' 

Oct.  1  ST.  BONAVENTURE* 4:00  p.m 

4  RHODE  ISLAND* 7:00  p.m. 

7  at  Temple* 6:00  p.m. 

8  at  Rutgers* 5:00  p.m. 

14  at  George  Washington* 7:50  p.m. 

1 5  at  West  Virginia* 7:00  p.m. 

20  at  Rhode  Island* 7:00  p.m. 

25  at  Harvard 7:00  p.m. 

28  RUTGERS* 7:00  p  m 

29  TEMPLE* 5:00  p  m 

Nov.  I  FAIRFIELD 7:00  pm 

4  WEST  VIRGINIA* 7:00  p.m. 

5  GEORGE  WASHINGTON* 7:00  p.m. 

8  at  Holy  Cross 7:00  p.m. 

1 1  at  St.  Bonaventure* 7:00  p.m. 

12  at  Duqucsne* 7:00  p.m. 

1 8-20  Atlantic  1 0  Tournament 

at  Duquesne  University 
All  Home  matches  played  at  Curry  Hicks  Cage 

Football 

Sept.         10  at  Richmond 1:00p.m. 

17  at  Holy  Cross 1:00  p.m. 

24  MAINE9 IKWp.m. 

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29  BOSTON  UNIVERSITY® 12:50  p.m. 

Parents '  Day 
Nov.  5  NORTHEASTERN* 12:50  p.m 

12  YOUNGSTOWN  ST 12:50  p.m. 

19  CONNECTICUT* 12:30  p.m.   All  Home  (»ne* 

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Super  seven  streak 
in  women's  volleyball 

Volleyball  on  a  hot  jtreak  —  the 
Minutewomen  are  otf  to  their  best  start 
since  1988,  winning  their  first  seven 
matches  (Sports,  page  1 0). 


UMoss  student  flies 
to  the  top  of  his  class 

Senior  Gregory  TolmoH  will  fly  for 
NATO  as  one  of  100  ROTC  graduates 
chosen  to  join  the  U.S.  Air  Force.  See 
story  on  page  3. 


Sweet  Sugar  and  more 
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Dinosaur  Jr.'s  new  album  is  average 
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The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  2 


New  England's  Largest  College  Doily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Doily  Since  1967 


Wednesday,  September  14,  1994 


UMass  journalism  professor 
seeks  federal  government  post 


By  Kelly  Spong 

Collegian  Staff 


University  of  Massachusetts  jour- 
nalism professor  Ralph  Whitehead,  a 
top  candidate  for  a  high-level  posi- 
tion within  the  U.S.  Department  of 
Labor  in  Washington,  D.C.,  sees  his 
oppcirtunity  within  the  federal  gov- 
ernment as  a  source  of  recognition 
for  the  University. 

Whitehead,  a  21-year  veteran  of 
the  journalism  department,  is  among 
six  other  candidates  under  considera- 
tion to  become  an  assistant  secretary 
overseeing  the  Office  of  the 
American  Workplace. 

"Harvard  and  MIT  [Massachusetts 
Institute  of  Technology]  have  sent  a 
lot  of  faculty  members  and  graduates 
to  Washington  in  the  last  couple  of 
years,"  Whitehead  said.  "If  I  am 
appointed  it  will  be  the  first  UMass 
faculty  member  to  gel  that  kind  of 
recognition.' 

University  officials  said  they 
believe  Whitehead  will  be  the  first 
faculty  member  from  the  University 
to  be  appointed  to  high-ranking  fed- 
eral position. 

In  particular.  Whitehead  was 
pleased  about  the  recognition  that  his 
candidacy  has  brought  to  the  journal- 
ism department. 

"The  journalism  department  is 
small  but  every  member  of  the 
department  brings  distinction  to  the 
whole  department,"  he  said.  "My 
leave  will  hopefully  be  one  sign  of 
what  remarkable  things  have 
emerged  here." 

Labor  relations  and  the  changing 
work  force  has  been  a  focus  of 
Whitehead's  research  and  studies,  He 
said  he  has  spent  the  past  25  year's 
writing  about  the  changes  in  the 
workplace  and  also  spent  the  past 
five  years  looking  at  how  companies 
have  dealt  with  the  recession  and 


Polymer  research  dept. 
nets  $7  million  grant 
to  benefit  undergrads 


By  Jessica  Tavema 

Collegian  Staff 


NATHAN  MAHTIN  /  COLLEGIAN 


After  25  years  of  studying  the  American  work  force,  journalism  professor 
Ralph  Whitehead  has  been  invited  to  apply  for  a  high-ranking  post  in  the 
federal  government. 


recovery. 

"He  has  expertise  in  the  complex 
living  and  changing  in  the  labor  mar- 
ket and  the  work  force,  primarily  in 
the  continual  growth  which  implies 
social  changes,"  said  Howard  Ziff, 
chairman  of  the  journalism  depart- 
ment. "These  imply  Ralph  has  a  real- 
ly overwhelmingly  strong  grasp  of  the 
issues.' 

The  Office  of  the  American 
Workplace  is  a  newly  created  division 


of  the  Department  of  Labor,  created 
by  U.S.  Labor  Secretary  Robert 
Reich  about  a  year  ago.  The  mission 
of  the  office,  according  to 
Whitehead,  is  to  encourage  corpora- 
tions and  unions  to  adopt  policies 
which  will  enable  workers  to  earn 
more  and  companies  to  increase  pro- 
ductivity. 
Whitehead  said  he  was  asked  in 

Turn  to  WHITEHEAD,  pa^e  2 


The  National  Science 
Foundation  (NSF)  awarded  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  poly- 
mer science  department  a 
five-year,  $7  million  grant  that 
will  help  finance  a  new  research 
center  and  open  opportunities  for 
undergraduates. 

The  grant,  which  will  help  fund 
the  new  Materials  Research 
Science  and  Engineering  Center,  is 
the  largest  NSF  award  ever  made 
to  UMass  and  is  one  of  the  few 
five-year  grants  the  NSF  is  offer- 
ing this  year,  according  to  Art 
Clifford,  editor  of  the  Science 
Notes  newsletter. 

The  Silvio  O.  Conte  National 
Center  for  Polymer  Research  on 
Governors  Drive  should  be  open- 
ing sometime  in  November, 
according  to  University  officials. 
The  center  has  been  under  con- 
struction for  three  years. 

New  opportunities  will  open  to 
undergraduates  through  the 
research  center  by  allowing  them 
to  work  in  the  labs  and  become 
more  involved  with  the  depart- 
ment, said  William  MacKnight, 
head  of  the  polymer  science 
department. 

Most  polymer  science  educa- 
tion has  been  offered  only  in  grad- 
uate school. 

The  grant  will  further  stuKlies  on 
polymeric  materials,  which  are 
progressively  replacing  materials 
such  as  metals,  glass  and  ceramics. 

Currently,  over  half  of  the 
nation's  chemists  and  chemical 
engineers  —  more  than  three  mil- 


lion people  —  work  in 
polymer-related  fields.  The  indus- 
try presently  contributes  over 
$100  billion  annually  to  the  gross 
national  product,  according  to  the 
polymer  science  and  engineering 
department  at  UMass. 

"There  were  more  opportunities 
for  grants  created  this  year,  but 
the  money  wasn't  increased, 
which  changed  the  competition." 
MacKnight  said. 

Although  it  was  difficult  to  find 
a  grant  this  year,  the  department 
was  still  successful,  in  part 
because  the  NSF  was  looking  for 
individual  interaction  and  out- 
reach to  minorities  and  women, 
which  are  points  that  the  depart- 
ment tries  to  focus  on,  MacKnight 
said. 

Twenty-four  faculty  members 
drawn  from  five  UMass  depart- 
ments: biochemistry  and  molecu- 
lar biology,  chemical  engineering, 
chemistry,  physics,  and  polymer 
science  and  engineering. 

Jupport  will  also  be  granted  fur 
the  panicipation  of  approximately 
three  postdoctoral  fellows,  21 
graduate  students  and  12  under- 
graduates. 

Six  undergraduates  will  be 
invited  from  nearby  women's  col- 
leges —  Mount  Holyoke  and 
Smith  —  and  six  minority  students 
will  be  recruited  through  the  New 
England  Board  of  Higher 
Education  at  well. 

According  to  the  Aug.  22  issue 
of  Chemical  and  Engineering 
Newt,  UMass  ranked  24th  nation- 
ally in  federal  support  for  chemi- 
cal research  and  development  last 
year. 


Clinton  signs 
bill  to  ''roll  back 
tide'' of  violence 

By  Carotyn  Skomeck 

Atsoctated  Preit 

WASHINGTON  —  President 
Clinton,  in  an  elaborate  White  House 
outdoor  ceremony,  signed  a  $30  bil- 
lion crime  bill  today  and  proclaimed  it 
would  "roll  back  this  awful  tide  of 
violence"  in  America. 

Surrounded  by  members  of 
Congress  and  mayors  from  both  polit- 
ical parties  along  with  police  officials, 
Clinton  said  a  sense  of  bipartisanship 
allowed  passage  of  the  holly  disputed 
measure. 

"The  American  people  have  been 
waiting  a  long  time  for  this  day,'  he 
said,  enacting  legislation  that  had 
been  in  the  works  for  six  years. 

"In  the  last  25  years,  half  a  million 
Americans  have  been  killed  by  other 
Americans,'  he  said.  "In  ihc  last  25 
years,  crime  has  been  a  hot  political 
issue  used  too  often  to  divide  us.' 
Despite  the  toll  of  violence,  Clinton 
said,  "still  some  people  in  this  town 
tried  to  keep  this  day  from  happen- 
ing. But  today,  at  last,  the  waiting 
ends.  Today,  the  bickering  stops,  the 
era  of  excuses  is  over.' 

'From  this  day  forward,  let  us  put 
partisanship  behind  us  and  let  us  go 
forward,  let  us  roll  up  our  sleeves  and 
roll  back  this  awful  tide  of  violence 
and  reduce  crime  in  our  country.'  he 
said.  "We  have  the  tools,  now  lei  us 
get  about  the  business  of  using 
them." 

Security  for  the  ceremony  was  light 
the  day  after  a  small  plane  crashed  on 
the  While  House  lawn  and  came  to 
rest  against  the  presidential  mansion. 
The  pilot  was  killed  in  ihe  crash,  and 
I  he  wreckage  was  removed  Monday. 

The  ceremony  was  delayed  about 
20  minutes  as  mayors  and  police 
chiefs  and  others  on  the  guest  list  of 

Turn  to  CRIME  page  6 


Two  months,  $1M 
goal  for  United  Way 
annual  fund  drive 


By  Andrew  Ferguson 

ColUgion  Cof  reiporxient 

The  Hampshire  County  Chapter  of  the  United 
Way  will  begin  its  annual  fund-raising  campaign 
toward  a  goal  of  $1  million. 

The  campaign  will  begin  with  a  kick-off  breakfast 
this  morning  at  the  University  of  Massachusetts 
William  D.  Mullins  Center  at  the  Un-versity  of 
Massachusetts.  More  than  1 50  people  are  expected 
to  attend,  representing  an  estimated  2000  volunteers. 

The  campaign  will  continue  for  the  next  two 
months. 

This  year's  goal  of  $1  million  would  be  a  4  per- 
cent increase  over  last  year's,  according  to  Donald 
Soulhwick.  chairman  of  the  fundraising  campaign 
and  president  of  Blair.  Cutting  and  Smith  Insurance 
Agency.  He  said  he  believes  $1  million  is  a  reason- 
able goal. 

Planning  for  the  event  began  in  January  with  a 
cabinet  of  50  to  40  people  who  met  on  a  bi-month- 
ly basis,  according  to  Soulhwick.  A  peer  group  met 
with  each  agency  eariier  this  year  to  determine  the 
agency's  needs. 

"This  is  not  only  a  two-month  effort,"  said 
Soulhwick  "It  is  a  12-month  effort.' 

Soulhwick  said  successful  fundraisers  begin  with 
community  leaders.  Participation  this  year  will 
include  figures  such  as  University  of  Massachusetts 
Chancellor  David  K.  Scott,  Amherst  College 
President  Tom  Gerety  and  Hampshire  County 
Sheriff  Bob  Garvey. 

"The  best  thing  about  this  campaign  is  the  money 
donated  slays  in  the  Valley."  Soulhwick  said.  "It 
doesn't  go  through  the  national  office  or  anywhere 
else.  It  remains  here.' 

The  money  will  be  split  among  the  26  United 
Way  agencies  in  Hampshire  County. 

Donations  come  from  individuals,  small  business- 
es and  major  firms.  Phone  solicitations  and  direct 
mailings  are  the  main  fund-gathering  methods  A 
presentation  including  a  United  Way  video  is  also 
given  to  major  firms,  according  to  Amy  Porter,  mar 
keiing  director  of  the  Hampshire  County  chapter  of 
the  United  Way. 

There  is  also  a  Key  Club,  consisting  of  people 
who  donate  $1000  or  more.  The  club  is  made  up 
entirely  of  private  citizens  and  is  expected  to  donate 
approximately  $1 50.000  this  year. 

Southwick's  insurance  agency  raised  over  $2,000 
in  an  office  drive,  which  they  intend  to  donate  to 
the  United  Way. 

Turn  to  UNntO  page  2 


UMass  ends  restrictions  on  South  African  investments 


By  Justin  Doyie 

Collsgian  Stan 


With  the  end  of  apartheid,  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  has  eliminated  its  policies  restricting 
investments  in  South  Africa. 

UMass  decided  to  drop  the  restrictions  after  South 
Africa  elected  Nelson  Mandela  ihc  country's  first  Black 
ftresident. 

University  President  Michael  K.  Hooker  announced  last 
semester  that  the  University  would  begin  investing  in  the 
South  African  economy. 

'I  am  pleased  to  state  that  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  has  eliminated  all  of  its  restrictions  on 
investment  in  South  Africa."  Hooker  said  in  a  press 
release. 

The  stale  of  Massachusetts  economically  boycotted 
South  Africa,  while  other  stales  retained  their  lies  as  a 
type  of  protest  against  apartheid,  according  to  William  H. 
Wright,  spokesman  for  the  UMass  president's  office 

UMass  also  stopped  all  investments  in  South  Africa  in 
the  mid-1980s  in  protest  of  apartheid.  Now.  the 
University  it  reinvesting  in  the  country  in  support  of  Ihc 
democratic  changes  which  have  occurred  in  Ihe  last  year. 

"UMass  was  one  of  the  leaders  in  declaring  strict  sane 
lions  against  such  investment  during  the  apartheid  regime 

U.S.  invasion  of  Haiti 
supported  by  1 7  nations 


and  we  are  proud  to  be  among  the  first  institutions  to 
reverse  that  policy  now  that  democratic,  free  elections 
have  been  held  successfully  in  South  Africa,"  Hooker  said. 

The  decision  was  supported  by  the  Board  of  Trustees 
and  took  effect  May  I ,  according  to  the  press  release. 

"UMass.  the  president  and  the  Board  of  Trustees  are 
supporting  the  advent  of  free  elections  and  the  ability  of 
all  their  citizens  to  vote."  Wright  said 

In  lanuary.  Hooker  had  indicated  that  he  would  closely 
waich  ihe  development  of  a  final  constitution  and  free 

"UMass  is  supporting  the  advent  of 

free  elections  and  the  ability  of  all 

their  citizens  to  vote. " 

-William  H.  Wright 

elections  in  South  Africa  prior  to  making  a  final  decision 
to  lift  the  ban  on  investments. 

Shortly  after  South  Africa  held  the  country's  first  elec- 
tion in  which  Blacks  could  vote.  Hooker  made  the 
announcement  that  the  University's  policies  on  restric- 
tions would  be  dropped. 

By  eliminating  the  policies,  UMass  is  supporting  the 
South  African  economy,  according  to  Wright. 


"The  University  is  doing  what  it  can,  at  an  entity,  and  a 
consumer  to  help  support  the  South  African  economy,"  he 
said. 

Mandela  has  been  urging  investors  and  companies  to 
renew  their  business  dealings  in  South  Africa  to  build  its 
economy. 

Although  UMass  dropped  its  policies  on  restrictions, 
Wright  said  it  will  take  time  for  the  South  Afncan  ccono 
my  to  adjust  to  the  changes  happening  wiihin  the  country. 

"South  Africa  still  has  a  long  way  to  go  ii>  prove  its 
economy,"  he  said. 

Although  Massachusetts  was  one  of  ihe  first  states  to 
stop  investing  in  South  Africa,  UMass  is  jusi  one  of  many 
colleges  ar>d  universities  to  reinvest  in  the  country. 

As  of  lune  I ,  nearly  all  of  the  50  best  -endowed  colleges 
and  universities  had  begun  removing  ihcir  restrictions, 
according  to  a  survey  by  ihe  Invesior  Responsibility 
Research  Center.  The  center  monitors  corporate  policies 
for  institutional  investors. 

During  Ihe  lime  before  and  after  Mandela's  election  as 
president,  dozens  of  institutions  began  shedding  iheir 
policies  and  investing  in  South  Africa 

Hooker's  decision  to  change  the  University's  policy 
affects  the  UMass  Treasurer's  Office,  the  UMass 
Foundation  Board  of  Governors  and  any  other  insiiiulions 
whose  investments  policies  and  procedures  affect  UMass. 


By  George  Gedda 

Associated  Press 


WASHINGTON  —  Seventeen  countries,  including 
three  NATO  allies.  Israel  and  far-off  Bangladesh,  have 
pledged  a  combined  minimum  of  1 .500  Iruops  lo  assist  a 
U.S. -led  invasion  of  Haiti,  the  State  Department  said 
Monday. 

Meanwhile.  Republican  leaders  said  Congress  should 
debate  a  resolution  authorizing  the  commitment  of  US 
forces  to  an  iiwasion. 

And  Pentagon  officials  announced  that,  as  part  of  an 
ongoing  buiklup,  two  aircraft  carriers  are  being  readied  to 
carry  troops  and  special  forces  into  Haiti,  should  an  inva- 
sion be  ordered. 

Secretary  of  Slate  Warren  Christopher  said  the  commit- 
ments  of  the  17  countries  arc  a  "strong  indication  of  ihe 
resolve  of  the  international  community  to  join  us  in  seek- 
ing Ihe  r«storalion  of  democracy  in  Haiti." 

The  administration  has  been  pushing  hard  lo  recruit 
troops  to  join  American  forces  in  liberating  Haiti  after 
three  years  of  military  dictatorship.  Current  planning  calls 
for  the  deployment  of  about  20.000  U.S.  iroops. 

The  1 7  countries,  some  of  which  had  been  announced 
previously,  are:  Antigua  and  Barbuda,  Argentina,  The 
Bahamas,  Bangladesh.  Barbedos.  Belgium.  Beli/e.  Bolivia. 

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Whitehead 


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July  to  apply  for  the  position.  He  said  he  hopes  to 
know  if  he  will  have  the  job  by  October.  At  this  point, 
he  and  his  family  do  not  have  any  plans  to  relocate  if 
Whitehead  is  appointed.  He  said  if  he  is  given  the 
position,  he  will  travel  to  Washington,  DC.  during  the 
week  and  travel  back  to  Amherst  on  the  weekends. 

Before  Whitehead  was  asked  lo  become  a  candidate 
for  the  position,  he  said  he  was  a  consultant  for  the 
labor  department  to  incorporate  what  he  had  learned 
throughout  his  studies  and  what  the  labor  department 
has  learned  in  its  research. 

If  appointed.  Whitehead  has  a  few  areas  of  focus  for 
the  new  position,  in  particular  what  he  termed  the 
"front  line  worker,"  who  he  said  is  the  person  acluhlly 
doing  the  work. 

Through  his  travels.  Whitehead  said  he  has  tried  to 
tell  the  stories  of  the  workplace  throughout  the  front 
line  workers. 

Whitehead  said  he  sees  two  crises  in  the  American 
workplace.  The  first  crisis  is  that  many  people  believe 
there  are  too  many  "dumb  workers"  in  the  work  force. 
The  second  crisis  he  said  exists  is  that  of  "dumb  jobs," 
which  he  defines  as  "jobs  designed  to  ignore  or  sup- 
press what  a  worker  knows  or  can  readily  learn." 

Whitehead  said  he  would  like  to  reduce  both  the 

■  United 


number  of  'dumb*  workers  and  jobs. 

With  the  recession.  Whitehead  said  there  are  many 
changes  throughout  the  workplace,  many  taking  place 
from  the  top  of  an  organizational  structure  down. 
Whitehead  said  he  was  interested  in  bottom-up 
changes  in  structure. 

"I  would  like  to  find  ways  to  encourage  bottom-up 
changes  to  reach  up  to  connect  with  the  topv-down 
changes."  he  said. 

Regardless  of  whether  or  not  he  is  appointed. 
Whitehead  has  taken  a  leave  of  absence,  which  begins 
at  the  end  of  this  week,  in  what  he  called  a  "gamble." 
if  he  is  not  appointed,  the  professor  said  he  will  be 
working  as  a  consultant  until  the  spring  semester. 

Whitehead  said  that  not  teaching  will  be  a  big 
adjustment.  "Short  of  traveling  to  outer  space,  this  is 
the  most  profound  change  I  could  experience,"  he 
said.  "Students  are  a  pleasure  to  deal  with.  People  you 
deal  with  in  the  national  government  are  tough-mind- 
ed and  demanding.  The  hours  are  long." 

With  the  first  day  of  classes,  students  filled  the  jour- 
nalism office  to  find  a  new  class  in  replace  of 
Whitehead's  classes.  Ziff  said  the  department  is  doing 
everything  possible  to  accommodate  students  in  rear- 
ranging their  schedules  if  necessary. 


continued  from  page  I 

The  reason  so  many  are  willing  to  help  the  United 
Way,  according  to  Southwick.  is  "because  it  touches 
people  in  so  many  ways. 

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By  BenGsman 

G>llegian  Staff 


The  Graduate  Student  Senate  enters  the  fall 
semester  focusing  on  a  variety  of  issues,  including 
minority  graduate  student  recruitment  and  the 
struggle  to  keep  tuition  down. 

"I  think  [the  tuition  freeze]  is  a  great  victory,' 
said  GSS  President  Prasad  Venugopal  in  an  inter- 
view yesterday,  "[but]  more  needs  to  be  done  in 
terms  of  rolling  back  the  fees. 

Venugopal  also  hopes  this  fall  will  bring  the  con- 
tinued expansion  of  the  Graduate  Women's 
Network's  "Peer  Monitoring  Program,"  which  has 
grown  significantly  since  its  creation  two  years  ago. 
Today  the  program  uses  over  100  peer  counselors. 

The  GSS  also  plans  to  concentrate  this  fall  on 
working  to  increase  minority  graduate  student 
enrollment,  particularly  in  the  "hard"  science 
deptartments.  Venugopal  wants  to  see  the  Office  of 
Minority  Graduate  Student  Recruiting  be  able  to 
offer  students  teaching  assistant  and  research  assis- 
tant positions  to  enable  them  to  fund  their  studies 
without  fear  of  losing  fellowship  money. 

"We're  aiming  at  departments  that  haven't  been 
successful,"  said  Venugopal.  "There  should  be 
aggressive  recruiting  to  admit  African-American 
graduate  students  and  employees.  The  University 
should  put  forward  money  to  make  su^  they  are 
funded  when  they  are  here." 

The  GSS  is  also  looking  into  the  creation  of  a 
handbook  for  graduate  students  detailing  degree 
requirements  in  different  fields,  administrative  poli- 
cies and  academic  ethics.  They  also  hope  to  bring 
the  guide  into  the  information  age  by  making  it 
available  by  computer. 

Venugopal  has  also  expressed  concern  over  the 
lack  of  a  GSS  representative  on  the  Chancellor's 
Task  Force  on  Jewish  Awareness  and 
Anti-Semitism.  He  believes  a  GSS  representative 
should  sit  on  the  force  because  the  GSS  has  been 
involved  in  events  of  concern  to  the  campus'  Jewish 
community. 

The  GSS  helped  fund  last  semester's  Louis 
Farrakhan  visit,  an  event  which  sparked  debate  due 
to  concerns  over  Farrakhan's  alleged 
anti-Semitism. 

"One  aspect  of  openness  and  dialogue  should  be 
to  consult  with  governing  bodies  on  campnis,"  said 
Venugopal. 

The  GSS  begins  its  semester  coming  off  a  spring 
term  which  ended  with  a  contentious,  bitter  elec- 
tion for  the  senate's  four  elected  positions. 

The  election  prompted  the  senate's  election  com- 
mittee to  recommend  a  written  code  of  conduct  be 
drafted  for  next  year's  election  and  that  this  year's 
committee  should  have  the  authority  to  reprimand 
candidates  if  they  decide  wrongful  conduct  has 
occurred. 


UMass  ROTC  pilot  Tolmoff  is  real-life  Top  Gun' 


By  Jmsko  Tav«ma 

CoMag  ion  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  Air  Force  ROTC  pro- 
gram is  seeing  one  of  its  members  soar  to  the  top  of  the 
national  class. 

UMass  senior  Gregory  Tolmoff  ranked  within  the  top  5 
percent  of  all  cadets  nationwide  pursuing  pilot  slots  in  the 
U.S.  Air  Force  and  is  ascending  to  high  altitudes  despite 
the  fierce  competition. 

Tolmoff,  a  junior  operations  management  major,  is  one 
of  100  members  of  the  national  Air  Force  ROTC  chosen 
this  year  to  move  on  to  fly  for  the  Air  Force  after  gradua- 
tion. 

He  will  be  flying  on  behalf  of  NATO  upon  graduation. 

"I'm  on  top  of  the  world  right  now,'  Tolmoff  said. 
"I've  always  wanted  to  do  this.  I  worked  pretty  hard  for  it, 
wanted  it,  hoped  I  got  it,  but  wouldn't  have  been  sur- 
prised if  I  hadn't." 

Tolmoff  spent  his  summer  in  Texas  successfully  com- 
pleting the  Air  Force  Enhanced  Flight  Screening  Program, 
designed  to  test  potential  pilots'  abilities  to  withstand  the 
pressure  of  flying  an  aircraft.  He  ranked  number  one  in 
his  class. 

"They  want  to  test  your  hand-eye  coordination,  make 
sure  you're  not  going  to  throw  up  once  you  get  up  there 
and  make  sure  you're  not  afraid  of  heights,'  Tolmoff 
said. 

in  passing  the  program,  he  gained  approval  for  enroll- 
ment in  undergraduate  pilot  training,  a  one-  year 
post-graduate  class  where  he  will  have  the  opportunity  to 
get  hands-on  flying  experience. 

He  will  then  go  on  to  participate  in  the  Euro-  NATO 
Program,  which  involves  pilots  from  all  over  the  worid. 

Because  the  U.S.  Air  Force  is  considered  one  of  the 
most  advanced  in  the  world,  officers  from  all  different 
countries  come  to  train  beside  American  officers  and  all  of 
the  participants  eventually  end  up  working  for  NATO. 
Tolmoff  said. 

The  Air  Force  is  implementing  a  "draw-down"  because 
of  military  cut-backs,  said  Major  Cherly  Koren  of  the 
UMass  Air  Force  ROTC. 


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among  the  top  3  percent  of  his  peers  nationally. 

"There  are  people  leaving  the  Air  Force,  fewer  planes  will  be  400,  but  this  year  is  by  far  one  of  the  most  compet- 

flying  and  fewer  recruits,  but  they  always  need  new  itive  for  post-graduate  pilot  slots,  Koren  said, 

pilots."  she  said.  "Mr.  "rolmoff  has  shown  us  that  there  is  definite  poten- 

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Opinion/Editorial 


The  campus  needs  an  overhaul 


Jacob  W. 
Michaels 


Last  year,  my  first  at  the  University  of  Massachusetts, 
I  couldn't  help  but  notice  all  the  cynicism  toward 
the  administration  and  maintenance  that  existed  on 
campus.  I  used  to  think  it  was  all  unfounded,  but  I  have 
come  to  see  the  light. 

I  was  headed  to  breakfast  before  my  last  Hnal  on  a  rainy 
day.  I  walked  down  the  long  hill  from  Orchard  Hill  to 
Worcester  Dining  Commons,  my  umbrella  keeping  me 
dry,  my  stomach  growling  in  anticipation  of  its  Pinal  filling 
at  UMass  for  a  few  months. 

I  reached  the  bottom  of  the  pwved  road, 
only  to  encounter  the  stairs  that  descended 
the  final  few  yards  to  the  entrance  of  the 
D.C.  These  stairs  had  been  roped  off  for  a 
while  because  one  side  of  them  was  bro- 
ken, presumably  making  them  too  dangerous  to  use. 
Then,  after  the  yellow  tape  had  been  ripped  off  a  few 
times,  maintenance  took  the  time  to  put  a  number  of 
sawhorses  and  orange  webbing  around  the  stairs,  effec- 
tively blocking  them. 

Daunted,  I  looked  at  the  muddy  trail  next  to  the  stairs 
that  had  become  the  new  way  down  the  hill.  I  could  see  it 
would  be  slippery,  but  there  was  no  other  choice.  I  started 
down  and  was  almost  at  the  end  before  the  inevitable  hap- 
pened. 1  slipped  and  landed  in  the  wet  mud  right  on  my 
butt. 

Soaked  and  dirty,  I  hoped  that  the  pain  would  fade  and 
that  I  hadn't  broken  my  tailbone.  I  ate  my  breakfast  and 
headed  off  to  my  final  in  Herter.  On  the  way  I  passed  by 
the  Campus  Center  where  the  Physical  Plant  had  been 
working  all  spring  to  plant  trees  and  shrubbery.  Already 
distracted  from  my  fascinating  review  for  the  final,  I 


couldn't  help  but  wonder  how  much  time  they'd  spent  on 
the  trees.  They  looked  nice  and  all,  but  they  hadn't  pre- 
vented me  from  falling  down.  Perhaps  if  they  planted  the 
trees  on  the  hill  we  could  use  them  to  slow  our  descent. 

Upon  my  arrival  at  Herter,  early  for  my  final,  I  hap- 
pened on  two  employees  of  the  Physical  Plant.  They  were 
very  busy  removing  chairs  from  the  room  where  my  final 
was  scheduled.  Mentioning  this  to  them,  I  was  told  that 
they  knew  it  but  they  had  to  do  the  work  that  their  super- 
visors assigned.  They  finished  removing  the 
chairs  and  headed  off  to  do  some  other 
work  —  1  believe  it  was  to  paint  a  room  at 
the  other  end  of  the  hall. 

When  the  time  came  for  my  final,  all  the 
students  grabbed  the  chairs  I  had  just  seen 
removed  and  proceeded  to  return  them  to  the  room. 
While  I  can't  vouch  for  the  students  who  left  after  me,  I 
know  that  neither  I  nor  anyone  who  left  before  me 
brought  their  chairs  back  out.  I  assume  the  two  workers  I 
had  spoken  to  before  just  had  to  do  it  again. 

1  went  home  after  that  final  and  didn't  give  much 
thought  to  the  stairs.  After  all,  it  wouldn't  take  more  than 
a  day  to  fix,  and  surely  the  high  and  mighties  at  the 
Physical  Plant  would  realize  that  these  stairs  were  impor- 
tant. I  should  have  known  better. 

Soon  after  my  return  to  campus  this  semester,  I  left  my 
cubicle  in  1 1 3  Campus  Center  and  headed  to  Orchard 
Hill  to  get  to  my  room.  I  was  walking  toward  Worcester 
D.C,  when  I  saw  them.  The  same  stairs,  still  covered  with 
sawhorses  and  orange  netting,  with  the  dirt  path  next  to  it 
just  wailing  for  the  next  rainy  day. 
lacob  W.  Michaels  is  a  Collegian  staff  member. 


The  ever-changing  face  of  Catholicism 


Peter  J. 
Orvetti 


The  recent  uproar  over  the 
Vatican's  refusal  to  discuss 
abortion  and  contraception  at 
the  United  Nations  population  con- 
ference goes  far  beyond  Cairo,  It  is 
just  another  event  in  the  decline  of 
the  world's  oldest  organized 
Christian  faith.  What  occurred  in 
Cairo  was  more  than  just  a  restate- 
ment of  traditional  Roman  Catholic 
d<x:trinr  by  the  Pope.  Rather,  it  was  a 
mortar  shell  against  the  liberal  ele- 
ments who  are  now  in  a  state  of  full 
revolt  against  Rome.         

Call  it  the  Catholic 
Revolution.  Under  the 
rule  of  Pope  |ohn  Paul 
II,  the  Vatican  has 
become  increasingly 
political  —  and  conservative.  But  this 
conservative  Holy  Father,  much  like 
those  conservative  Soviet  elements 
who  tried  to  remove  liberal  Mikhail 
Gorbachev  from  power  in  1991,  is 
finding  out  that  freedom  is  addictive. 

As  recently  as  the  1930s,  American 
Catholics  and  Catholics  worldwide 
relied  on  the  papacy  for  guidance  in 
not  just  religious  and  spiritual  matters, 
but  also  in  matters  of  public  policy. 
This  reliance  was  so  great  that  some 
nor>-  Catholics  in  this  country  feared 
that  the  election  of  |ohn  F.  Kennedy  as 
president  would  bring  the  White 
House  urtder  the  contix>l  of  Rome. 

This  changed  in  the  1960s.  In 
Rome,  a  progressive  new  pope  saw 
that  the  dogmatic,  Latin-based 


Church  was  sure  to  lose  its  followers 
in  the  years  to  come.  Thus  began  the 
most  sweeping  reforms  in  the 
Church's  history:  Vatican  Council  II. 
A  few  years  later.  American  morals 
would  change  with  the  sexual  revolu- 
tion and  the  decriminalization  of 
abortion. 

When  the  papacy  reverted  to  con- 
servative hands  under  the  activist 
|ohn  Paul  II.  the  revolution  began  in 
earnest  in  the  United  States.  But 
unlike  the  crises  and  splitting  of  the 
Church  in  the  six- 
teenth century  that  led 
to  Martin  Luther's 
foundation  of 

Protestantism,  this 
revolt  was  based  on 
civil  disobedience;  that  is  to  say, 
papal  disobedience. 

There  were  no  theses  posted  or 
creeds  ripped  apart.  Instead, 
American  Catholics  remained  —  and 
still  remain  —  in  the  Church's  fold. 
The  difference  is  that  now  the  mem- 
bers are  simply  Catholics  and  no 
longer  Vaticanists,  While  American 
Catholics  still  go  to  church  and  believe 
Catholic  religious  teachings,  a  majori- 
ty now  rely  on  their  own  moral  judg- 
ment. The  pope  is  out  of  the  picture. 

With  many  American  Catholics 
pro-choice  and  a  majority  admitting 
to  the  use  of  birth  control,  the 
Vatican  is  in  trouble.  For  unlike  the 
old  days,  papal  condemnations  have 
been  ignored.  In  America.  Rome  has 


seen  a  silent  rebellion. 

In  just  the  first  years  of  this 
decade,  pro-choice  Catholics  protest- 
ed their  pope's  visit  to  the  United 
States  while  other  increasingly  criti- 
cal American  Catholics  looked  upon 
it  skeptically.  Also,  the  Vatican 
ordered  American  churches  not  to 
use  girls  as  altar  servers;  when  even 
their  own  priests  ignored  the  com- 
mand, the  Vatican  quietly  okayed  the 
process  in  order  to  save  face.  Now  in 
Cairo,  the  Pope  has  made  a  last-ditch 
attempt  to  keep  moral  control  over 
the  Church. 

Will  we  tee  a  schism  erupt?  No, 
probably  not.  But  Rome  is  learning 
that  every  day  Catholics  are  making 
up  their  own  minds  about  moral 
issues.  This,  of  course,  is  far  more 
threatening  to  the  papacy  than  a 
Lutheresque  schism;  at  least  then, 
those  followers  who  remained  were 
still  under  the  Pope's  control.  Even 
Rome  now  sees  that  it  is  the  Vatican, 
and  not  the  laity,  that  must  be  flexible 
with  ihe  changing  times.  American 
Catholics  are  not  prepared  to  return 
to  a  male-dominated  organization 
where  both  legal  abortion  and  safe 
birth  control  are  considered  sins. 

As  for  lohn  Paul  himself,  he  is  the 
last  great  voice  of  pre-  Vatican  II 
Catholicism.  His  successors  will  set 
the  Roman  Church's  course:  inodem- 
ization,  or  extinction. 

Peter  /.  Orvetti  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Notes  from  the  Campus  Center  Basement 


For  the  uninitiated,  this  space  is  usually  filled  each 
week  with  snide,  cheap  potshots  —  typically  aimed  at 
the  administration  —  made  from  our  safe  haven  in 
the  recesses  of  the  Basement.  Hence  the  name.  Get  it? 

But  the  Daily  Collegian  is  always  evolving.  We  are 
becoming  more  user-friendly  and  changing  our  name  to  the 

AlliarKC  of  Student  Newspaper  Power.      

aiMJ  will  soon  be  giving  out  pins  that 
say  SMILE  to  cure  all  the  ills  of  the 
worid.  We  care. 

The  first  target:  all  the  lame  profes- 
sors who  skipped  the  first  day  of 
school.  A  fair  number  of  our  colleagues  tromped  all  over 
to  get  to  their  classes  and  were  stood  up.  No  professor. 
No  syllabus.  No  goodbye  note.  Not  even  a  rose  on  the 
nightstand. 

The  University  seems  concerned  about  recruitment.  .  . 
They  should  get  in  touch  with  those  Greek  marketing 
directors.  What's  so  catchy  about  a  bloated  turtle  on 
North  Pleasant  Street?  Guys,  you're  supposed  to  be  on 
the  cutting  edge.  Ninja  turtles  are  gone.  gone.  gone.  Go 
for  a  bloated  Power  Ranger,  or  maybe  a  bloated  —  um. 
life-like  Rush  Limbaugh. 

It  was  quite  a  sight  to  see  students  staring  at  a  concrete 
wall  in  the  Campus  Center  basement  yesterday.  Yes.  there 
was  once  a  television  there  but  it  mysteriously  disap- 
peared over  the  summer.  However,  if  you  want  to  simu- 


Darienne  «     Nathan 
Hosley        Crick 


late  the  experience  of  watching  the  wall,  simply  Hip  on 
your  TV  to  any  Housing  Cable  channel.  The  effect  is  vir- 
tually the  same. 

For  erotic  excitement,  however,  more  is  to  be  seen 
tuned  to  the  hot  streets  of  Amherst,  where  that  lovely 
French  vocation  is  played  out  in  excruciating  detail  every 
afternoon.  If  only  I  had  the  front  row 
seats  in  Antonio's!  Sometimes  I  feel 
sooooo  ashamed  that  I  don't  possess 
the  gumption  to  be  fondled  in  public. 
I  am  so  alone. 
Of  course,  it  would  be  more  pro- 
ductive to  just  learn  to  kiss  the  chancellor.  Think  of  it, 
$15,000  for  the  family  and  a  fancy  office  and  all  the  let- 
terhead stationery  anyone  can  handle  just  for  being  a  heck 
of  a  pal.  Sometimes  pals  just  don't  get  enough  in  this 
worid.  We  shoukl  all  get  cushy  appointments,  especially 
since  we  care,  after  all. 

A  basket  of  fruit  goes  out  to  journalism  prof  Ralph 
Whitehead.  We're  keeping  the  very  expensive  bottle  of 
wine  for  ourselves,  so  we  can  drown  our  sorrows  during 
what  was  supposed  to  be  class  time  with  Ralph.  If  he 
wants  us  to  forgive  him,  he  should  replace  the  missing 
sofa  in  the  journalism  office. 
What  a  pal. 

Darienne  /.  Hosley  and  Nathan  Crick  are  Collegian 
columnists  who  both  have  cushy  newspaper  jobs. 


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Nathan 
Crick 


Written  in  November  of  1993  in  Norwich. 
England: 
The  narrow  cobble-stoned  alleyway  led  down 
a  slope  and  would  have  disappeared  into  the  darkness  if 
not  for  the  yellow  streetlight  which  stood  sentry  at  the 
end.  The  buildings  seemed  to  rise  up  for  miles  as  their 
hard  stone  exteriors  pressed  in  on  either  side. 

We  followed  the  lane  to  the  end  and  emerged  in  what 
seemed  to  be  beneath  the  city,  as  the  street  led  underneath 
a  stone  archway  where  the  cars  of  the  main  road  contin- 
ued to  drive  over.  And  nestled  partially 
under  the  bridge,  continuing  until  it 
reached  the  comer  of  the  towering  black 
building,  was  a  dank-looking  place  covered 
with  cement  and  painted  a  dull  green,  com- 
plete with  tough  wire  screens  covering  the 
windows,  Banneman's. 

The  fireplace  blazed  peacefully  inside,  and  we  managed 
after  10  minutes  lo  acquire  some  unstable  stools  around 
an  old  cask  situated  in  front  of  the  fire.  The  walls  were  all 
bare  stone  and  a  corridor  led  to  two  other  rooms  beyond, 
all  which  held  warped  wooden  tables  and  a  random  selec- 
tion of  old  torn  chairs  and  oaken  stools.  We  waded 
through  the  harsh  Scottish  accents  and  ordered  our  pints 
from  the  bartender  with  the  goatee. 

Edinburgh  loomed  at  night  like  the  tales  out  of  jekyll 
and  Hyde  from  which  the  story  was  based.  The  buildings 
rose  up  10  stories  with  narrow  lanes  of  darkness  between 
them.  The  castle  lay  on  top  of  a  rocky  crag  in  the  middle 
of  the  city,  and  towering  over  it  all  was  the  skeleton  of  an 
ancient  volcano  where  we  climbed  and  looked  over  the 
hazy  city  in  the  cool  afternoon. 

Yet  for  all  its  fascinating  monuments  and  buildings  and 
streets,  the  place  I  would  return  to  would  be  that  pub 
called  Banneman's  which  lay  hidden  in  the  bowels  of  the 
city  and  would  intimidate  anyone  who  wasn't  advised  to 
go  there  by  a  native.  There  is  something  about  these 
places  called  pubs  that  really  grows  on  you  even  in  their 
apparent  simplicity.  What  are  they,  after  all.  besides  a  bar 
without  the  barstools,  waitresses  and  loud  music? 


It  is  really  the  way  the  British  view  the  pubs  that  makes 
them  significant.  They  are  the  places  you  go  to  meet  a 
friend,  to  talk  about  your  troubles,  to  celebrate  your 
achievements,  or  to  simply  be  in  an  atmosphere  where  you 
feel  part  of  something.  It  is  part  of  what  holds  communi- 
ties together,  and  many  define  their  towns  by  the  quality  of 
their  pubs.  The  new  Irish  guy  on  our  floor  lives  in  a  town 
of  1 0.000  people,  and  they  have  close  to  1 00  of  these  dark- 
ened ale  houses.  He  could  not  imagine  living  in  a  town  in 
the  stales  without  a  decent  pub.  and  in  my  short  experi- 
ence, I  can  see  what  he  means  already, 

I  can  see  because  it  is  in  pubs  that  you 
can  get  a  sense  of  the  culture  of  the  city  or 
area.  You  are  surrounded  by  talking,  laugh- 
ing, bustling  people  and  on  a  busy  night 
cannot  help  bumping  into  dozens  of  them 
and  making  at  least  a  F>olite  apology  or  casual  conversa- 
tion with  half  of  them.  It  may  be  trivial,  but  at  least  it's 
interaction.  I've  known  people  who  have  spent  half  the 
night  talking  with  some  random  patron  who  wanted  noth- 
ing more  than  lo  talk  to  someone. 

I  wondered  for  a  time  why  this  tradition  never  really 
caught  on  in  America,  but  I've  watched  Americans  and 
seen  how  they  associate  with  those  around  them.  We  as  a 
people  are  very  individualistic  and  private,  which  in  itself 
would  not  be  so  bad  if  we  weren't  so  suspicious  and  fear- 
ful of  one  another.  Americans  are  all  very  polite  and 
happy  to  ulk  to  people,  but  only  if  we  are  sure  they  are 
not  staying  for  very  long  and  won't  invade  our  precious 
security. 

We  don't  go  alone  to  bars,  we  don't  sit  and  read  books 
in  bars,  we  don't  make  friends  in  bars.  Instead  we  stay  in 
our  tight  little  groups,  shifting  in  packs,  making  lots  of 
noise,  and  hilling  on  each  other  with  pubescent  flirting. 
The  music  we  blare  out  the  jukebox  covers  our  responsi- 
bility to  speak  and  think,  leaving  us  instead  to  drink  and 
shuffle  and  stare.  Then  we  can  stumble  out  drunk  to  go 
home,  where  we  can  sit  alone  in  our  rooms  and  be  safe 
from  the  world. 
Nathan  Crick  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Take  me  out  to  the  picket  line 


Caleb 
Cochran 


Tony  Gwynn  hits  .400!  Mall 
Williams  hits  62  home  runs! 
Cleveland  wins  the  World 
Series! 

Of  all  these  scenarios,  only  the 
third  is  even  remotely  possible  now 
because  of  the  Major  League  Baseball 
players'  strike  that  began  Aug.  12. 
Before  the  strike,  Gwynn  was  hitting 
in  the  .590s,  Williams  was  within 
striking  distance  of  Roger  Maris'  cov- 
eted record,  and  even 
the  perennial  cellar- 
dwelling  Indians  had  a 
shot  at  the  playoffs. 
While  the  strike  has 
taken  a  bit  of  fun  out 
of  the  summer  and  eariy  fall,  the  atti- 
tude of  both  the  players  and  the  own- 
ers has  created  apathy  among  even 
the  biggest  fans. 

"I  don't  even  care  anymore."  is  a 
phrase  I  have  heard  from  many  of  my 
sports-crazed  friends  in  the  past  few 
weeks.  Indeed,  the  sports  world  is 
surviving  fine  without  the  boys  of 
summer. 

With  college  and  NFL  football  now 
both  in  full  swing,  attention  Jias 
turned  from  blossoming  superstar 
Ken  Griffey  |r.  to  rookie  sensation 
Marshall  Faulk,  from  ageless  wonder 
Cal  Ripken  to  recovering  veteran 
Dan  Marino. 

The  college  ranks  give  us  yet 
another  reason  to  forget  about  base- 
ball. Notre  Dame's  young  quarter- 

BY  GARRY  TRUDEAU 


back  Ron  Powlus  put  on  a  clinic  in 
his  first  start  for  the  Irish,  giving  the 
sports  world  yet  another  young  lad  to 
worship.  The  stories  of  the  injured 
Tyrone  Wheatley,  the  damaged 
Florida  Stale  program,  the 
soon-to-begin  Heisman  watch  —  all 
of  these  will  make  us  soon  forget 
about  the  squandered  baseball  sea- 
son. 

Baseball  players  are.  far  and  away, 
the  most  spoiled  and 
overpaid  of  all  the  ath- 
letes in  the  four  major 
sports  leagues  (MLB. 
NBA,  NFL.  NHL). 
The  salaries  of  the 
players  continue  to  skyrocket  at  a 
pace  far  ahead  of  the  other  leagues. 
The  NBA  has  already  installed  a 
salary  cap  (which  baseball  players 
will  not  even  hear  of),  atxi  the  league 
has  not  only  survived,  but  with  the 
exception  of  last  year's  Houston-New 
York  finals,  become  the  most  exciting 
and  popular  league  of  ihem  all. 

Perhaps  the  most  frustrating  aspect 
of  the  strike  is  the  fact  that  players 
who  had  chances  at  making  history 
this  year  don't  even  care  that  this 
chance  has  been  taken  away  from 


them.  If  I  were  Matt  Williams  or 
Tony  Gwynn  or  Greg  Maddux  (a  vir- 
tual lock  for  a  third  consecutive  Cy 
Young  Award).  I  would  think  twice 
about  supporting  a  work  stoppage. 

Maybe  this  is  selfish,  but  I  think 
this  altitude  is  far  more  productive 
than  the  even  more  selfish  and  greedy 
attitude  of  the  entire  Players' 
Association.  I  mean,  when  Gwynn 
gels  on  national  television  and  says 
he  has  no  problem  with  supporting 
the  strike,  why  should  the  average 
fan  care  about  the  plight  of  the  play- 
ers? No  player  has  hit  .400  since  Ted 
Williams  in  1941,  and  if  Gwynn 
doesn't  feel  ripped  off  because  of  the 
strike,  neither  do  I. 

Baseball,  contrary  to  popular  opin- 
ion, is  no  more  sacred  or  religious 
than  any  other  sport.  Perhaps  in  the 
days  of  Stan  Musial.  who  said  that 
the  players  cared  loo  much  about  Ihe 
game  to  even  consider  a  strike,  this 
was  the  case.  In  1 994.  however,  base- 
ball should  no  longer  be  hailed  as  the 
national  pastime,  but  rather  as  the 
arrogant,  money-grubbing  disgrace  it 
has  become. 

Caleb  Cochran  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Arts  &  Living 


Wednesday,  Septemt)er  14,  1994  /  Page  5 


Sugar  sweetens  up  latest  release 


Sugar 

File  Under:  Easy  Listening 
Rykodisc 


You  can't  accuse  Bob  Mould  and  the  boys  from  Sugar 
of  false  advertising.  While  their  latest  release.  File 
Under:  Easy  Listening,  doesn't  exactly  drift  into  Neil 
Diamond  territory  as  the  group  would  like  to  lead  you  to 
believe,  it  does  mark  somewhat  of  a  departure  for  the 
band. 

Mould,  who  has  pretty  much  pio- 
neered the  torment-ridden  distorted 
pop  that  bands  such  as  Superchunk 
make  a  healthy  living  imitating,  has 
finally  seemed  to  have  lightened  up 
a  bit.  If  1993's  angsi  lour  de  force 
Beasler  was  an  aggressive  onslaught 
of  pent  up  rage,  then  the  bov«  must 
have  vented  it  from  their  system 
because  File  Under:  Easy  Listening 
is  about  as  user-friendly  as  Mould 
gets. 

The  tormented  lyrics  and  half-screamed/half-sung 
vocals  Mould  was  so  fond  of  during  his  Husker  Du 
days  and  self-  indulgent  solo  period  have  all  but  van- 
ished. In  its  sadly  missed  place  instead  are  10  nicely 
polished  pop  gems  that  glisten  almost  as  much  as  they 
rock. 

Don't  let  the  layered  distortion  stuff  fool  you,  folks,  this 
goes  down  as  sweet  as  candy.  But  as  one  quickly  learns, 
too  much  sugar  and  one  is  bound  to  get  a  belly  ache. 
Which  unfortunately  is  what  happens  to  this  album  about 
mid-way  through. 

Since  Mould  essentially  writes  from  the  same  songbook 
(multi-layered  vocals,  clean  distortion,  subtle  guitar 
hooks),  many  of  the  songs  seem  to  become  a  tad  redun- 
dant by  the  album's  end,  watering  down  many  of  the 
excellent  songs  contained  here.  Unlike  Ihe  band's  debut 


record  Copper  Blue,  which  hung  together  so  nicely  due  in 
part  to  Mould's  shifting  moods.  File  Under:  Easy 
Listening  tends  lo  get  stifled  by  its  own  desire  to  be  buoy- 
ant. 

There  is  absolutely  no  denying  Mould's  pop-writing 
genius.  His  ability  to  turn  a  catchy  tune  is  second  lo 
none,  only  this  time  around  a  little  dose  of  his  old  tem- 
peramental side  might  have  given  the  album  a  bit  more 
of  the  sour  side  that  once  tasted  so  good.  B  (Malt 
Audette) 


Dinosaur  |r. 

Without  a  Sound 
Sire/Reprise 


Exhibit  details  memorial  to  a  lost  friend 

Hampden  Qallery  features  charcoal  series  on  cycle  of  AIDS 


ByToraMKConnalfy 

Collegian  Staff 


Next  to  the  Pixies.  Dinosaur  |r,  has 
been  the  Valley's  most  successful 
export  into  the  country's  music  scene 
lo  dale.  Where  You  Been,  their  1992 
release,  was  a  brilliantly  crafted 
album  that  augmented  lead 
singer/guitarist  |.  Mascis'  depressing 
vocals  with  just  the  right  mix  of 
strange  guitar  noise  and  orchestration  to  create  an  eerie 
feel. 

Where  You  Been  put  Dinosaur  |r.  on  the  brink  of  com- 
mercial success  and  left  listeners  wailing  for  the  sequel. 
Unfortunately,  Without  a  Sound  docs  not  measure  up  to 
what  some  may  expect  from  the  Dino  crew.  With  a  more 
stripped-down  approach  in  hand,  Mascis  still  provides  us 
with  some  great  hooks  to  sink  our  teeth  into,  as  "Feel  The 
Pain"  and  "Yeah  Right"  leave  you  humming  for  an  hour 
afterward. 

The  main  problem  is  that  the  cuts  with  the  more  catchy 
riffs  often  don't  stick  around  and  the  songs  with  less 
memorable  melodies  repeat  until  you  beg  for  mercy.  This 

Turn  to  TRAX.  page  6 


Human  suffering  is  often  hard  to 
watch,  but  often  times  it  is  in  viewing 
suffering  that  we  are  able  to  identify 
and  find  compassion  for  people  that 
we  would  normally  ignore.  Artist 
Michael  David  created  Bearing 
Witness  out  of  this  compassion. 

The  Hampden  Gallery  will  be  fea- 
turing artist  his  series  of  charcoal 
drawings  from  Sept.  27  to  Oct.  14. 

The  Residential  Arts  Program 
invited  the  Boston  artist  to  display 
his  series  which  reflects  the  artist's 
personal  experience  of  bearing  wit- 
ness to  the  somber  drama  of  a 
friend's  death  from  AIDS. 

The  exhibition  is  a  perfect  way  to 
bring  AIDS  awareness  to  both  the 
University  and  the  Amherst  commu- 
nity. With  thousands  of  people  con- 
tracting HIV  and  AIDS  each  year,  it  is 
important  to  understand  the  message 
David  is  conveying  through  his  work. 

Bearing  Witness  is  presented  as  a 
series,  beginning  with  the  entrance 
of  the  patient  into  his  hospital  room 
and  concluding  with  an  empty  bed. 

David  explained  his  reason  for 
drawing  the  patient  without  any 
physical  flaws  in  a  recent  interview 
with  One  In  Ten. 


"I  deliberately  didn't  include 
wounds  or  any  kind  of  scarred  tis- 
sue. There's  a  kind  of  idealization 
going  on.  They  [the  drawings] 
weren't  meant  lo  be  a  political  state- 
ment about  AIDS;  they  were  about 
the  loss  of  a  friend,  about  the  expe- 

"[The  drawings] 
weren  V  meant  to  be  a 
political  statement 
about  AIDS;  they  were 
about  the  loss  of  a 
friend,  about  the  expe- 
rience of  losing  some- 
one you  love. " 

-Michael  David 

rience  of  losing  someone  you  love." 

David's  26  figurative  works  illu- 
minate the  last  six  months  of  his 
friend's  life.  They  reveal  a  man  tor- 
mented by  ihe  disease,  tossing  and 
turning,  unable  to  find  rest. 

It  illustrates  the  awfulness  of  the 
disease  and  the  helplessness  loved 
ones  feel  when  they  see  someone 
they  care  about  in  pain. 


"It  was  a  difficult  time.  I  had  lost, 
and  was  losing,  several  friends  to 
AIDS,"  David  said. 

"I  felt  the  need  to  focus  myself.  I 
locked  myself  in  my  studio  and  before 
I  knew  it.  I'd  done  50  drawings." 

The  artist  wanted  people  to  be  able 
to  connect  with  the  feeling  of  loss, 
pain  and  love  through  simple  lines, 
stark  cobrs  and  simple  images. 

David  is  a  graduate  of  Boston 
University,  where  he  received  a  mas- 
ter of  fine  arts  degree  in  painting. 
Prior  studies  were  at  Brandeis 
University  and  Skowhegan  School  of 
Sculpture.  He  taught  at  Boston 
University,  the  Museum  of  Fine 
Arts,  the  Art  Institute  of  Boston  and 
Worcester  Art  Museum. 

David  is  the  recipient  of  numer- 
ous awards  and  grants,  including  a 
New  England  Foundation  for  the 
Arts  grant  in  printmaking  and  a 
Massachusetts  Artist  Foundation 
Fellowship  in  drawing. 

Hampden  Gallery  is  located  in 
Hampden  Commons,  in  the 
Southwest  Residential  Area  at  Ihe 
top  of  the  horseshoe  turn  off 
University  Drive. 

Residential  Arts  is  a  program  of 
the  Fine  Arts  Center,  sponsored  in 
pan  by  the  UMass  Arts  Council  and 
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Crime 


continued  from  page  1 

about  2.000  jamnied  beside  reporters  waiting  to  be 
cleared  onto  the  White  House  grounds. 

Sitting  beside  Hillary  Rodham  Clinton,  and  mentioned 
by  both  Clinton  and  Vice  President  Al  Gore,  were  sur- 
vivors of  some  crime  victims:  Stephen  Sposato,  whose 
wife  was  killed  when  a  gunman  invaded  the  San  Francisco 
law  firm  where  she  was  working;  and  Marc  Klaas,  whose 
daughter  Polly  was  kidnapped  and  killed.  Both  lobbied 
strongly  for  the  bill  —  Sposato  focusing  on  the  ban  on 
assault-style  firearms  and  Klaas  on  putting  third-time 
felons  in  prison  for  life.  A  career  criminal  is  awaiting  trial 
in  that  case.  Clinton  signed  the  bill  with  several  pens  and 
handed  the  first  two  to  Sposato  and  Klaas. 

By  signing  the  bill,  Clinton  said.  "We  together  are  tak- 
ing a  big  step  toward  bringing  the  laws  of  our  land  back 
in  line  with  the  values  of  our  people." 

"We  will  finally  ban  these  assault  weapons  from  the 
street  that  have  no  purpose  other  than  to  kill,'  he  said. 


But  he  told  his  audience  that  "even  this  great  law.  .  . 
cannot  do  the  job  alone.  By  its  own  words  it  is  still  a  law. 
It  must  be  implemented  by  you.  And  it  must  be  supple- 
mented by  you." 

"Even  when  we  put  a  new  police  officer  on  your  block, 
the  officer  can't  make  you  safe  unless  you  come  out  of 
your  home  and  help  the  officer  do  his  or  her  job." 

Clinton  said  that  in  the  coming  months,  he  and  Gore 
would  hold  forums  on  crime  around  the  nation,  leading 
up  to  a  meeting  next  year  at  the  White  House  on  ways  "to 
implement  the  crime  bill  properiy." 

"We  intend  to  continue  the  fight,"  he  said. 

Gore  singled  out  for  praise  the  Republicans  in  the 
House  of  Representatives  who  worked  out  a  compromise 
when  the  bill  was  blocked  by  a  procedural  move  early  last 
month.  And  he  praised  the  Republican  senators  who 
bucked  their  party  leaders  to  allow  the  bill  to  overcome  a 
different  procedural  block  there. 


Haiti 


Continued  from  page  t 

Dominica,  Guyana,  Israel,  lamaica.  The 
Netheriands,  Panama,  St.  Vincent,  Trinidad  and  the 
United  Kingdom. 

The  non-U. S.  personnel  would  be  sent  to  Haiti 
after  the  initial  invasion  force  —  virtually  all  U.S. 
personnel  —  establishes  a  "secure  environment." 

Other  officials  said  the  actual  contributions  of  the 
17  probably  will  exceed  1,500,  mostly  military 
forces  and  police. 

Speaking  to  reporters  at  the  State  Department, 
Christopher  said  the  administration,  in  seeking  to 
reinstate  deposed  President  )ean-Bertrand  Aristide. 
is  pursuing  the  same  goal  sought  by  President  Bush. 

But  Republicans,  while  favoring  that  goal,  gener- 
ally have  opposed  to  the  use  of  American  force  to 
achieve  it. 


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continued  from  page  6 

is  very  evident  on  tracks  such  as  "I  Don't  Think  So"  and 

"Even  You." 

The  songs  on  Without  a  Sound  are  more  on  the  ballad 
side  and  these  cuts  are  the  highlights  of  the  album.  Tunes 
like  "Outta  Here,  Mind  Glow"  and  "Seemed  Like  The 
Thing  To  Do"  make  up  for  the  lack  of  orchestra  bells  and 
timpani  by  utilizing  acoustic  guitars  to  get  the  depressing 
feel  often  portrayed  in  Mascis'  lyrics. 

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rejection  and  self-pity  pretty  much  ran  its  course  on 
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time  around  to  sound  a  bit  forced  and  unsubstantial.  The 
way  Mascis  tries  to  describe  feelings  and  then  gives  up 
with  an  "1  don't  know"  wears  thin. 

The  result  of  listening  to  this  album  leads  me  to  the  con- 
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Racism  discussion  slated  for  Sept-  22 

Famous  scientists  from  around  rmtion  to  attend  conference 


Wednesday,  September  14,  1994  /  Page  7 


By  I  Mulhoi'  RMrem 

Collegian  Staff 


Racism  will  be  the  topic  of  discussion  as  part  of  a 
two-day  conference  organized  by  the  social  psychology 
division  of  the  psychology  department  on  Sept.  22  to  24. 

Top  scientists  in  the  field  of  racial  relations  will  take 
part  in  the  conference  titled  "Racism,  the  Problem  and  the 
Response:  Seven  Social  Psychologists  Speak  Out."  to 
share  their  knowledge  of  interaction  between  Black  and 
White  Americans  with  university  students. 

"We  are  lucky  to  have  these  people,"  said  psychology 
professor  Susan  Fiske.  'They  are  famous  in  their  field." 

Fiske.  who  focuses  on  stereotyping  in  the  social  psy- 
chology division,  organized  the  conference  with  the 
sponsorship  of  the  Chancellor's  Multicultural  Advisory 
Eioard. 

The  tentative  schedule  for  the  conference,  which  will  be 
held  in  the  Campus  Center  Auditorium,  is  as  follows: 

On  the  evening  of  Sept.  22  at  6  p.m..  Thomas 
Pettigrew  of  the  University  of  California  at  Santa  Cruz 
will  hold  a  discussion  on  intergroup  prejudice  and  dis- 
crimination occurring  on  college  campuses  in 
Massachusetts. 

On  Sept.  23  beginning  at  12:15  p.m.,  three  speakers 
will  cover  the  topic.  "Racism,  the  Problem." 

John  Dovidio  of  Colgate  University  will  discuss  the 
unconscious  negative  feelings  towards  African  Americans 
and  other  minority  groups  from  those  who  generally 


endorse  principles  of  fairness  and  justice. 

Audry  Murrell  of  the  University  of  Pittsburgh  will  con- 
centrate on  how  the  identification  with  ingroups  fosters 
racism. 

David  Sears  of  the  University  of  California  at  Los 
Angeles  will  examine  how  racism  operates  in  the  political 
arena  through  policies  and  candidate  choices. 

With  the  close  of  the  conference  on  Sept.  24,  "Racism, 
the  Response,"  will  be  the  final  topic  addressed. 

Jennifer  Crocker  of  the  State  University  of  New  York  at 
Buffalo  will  speak  on  how  the  targets  of  racism  can  pro- 
tect their  own  self-esteem  by  attributing  the  unjustified 
negative  feedback  to  prejudice. 

Patricia  Devine  of  the  University  of  Wisconsin  at 
Madison  will  focus  on  how  targets  of  racism  stereotyped 
as  having  poor  intellectual  capacity  can  conform  to  that 
stereotype  by  performing  below  their  actual  level  of  edu- 
cation. 

Fiske,  who  encourages  faculty  to  integrate  this  confer- 
ence into  present-day  courses  as  an  outside  activity,  said 
the  more  students  can  learn  about  racial  differences,  the 
more  comfortable  they  will  be  in  different  settings. 

"The  21st  century  is  going  to  be  a  multicultural  centu- 
ry for  the  country,"  said  Fiske.  'Students  will  be  most 
successful  when  able  to  deal  with  those  different  from 
them." 

Oriented  toward  undergraduates,  Fiske  encourages 
graduate  students  and  University  staff  to  attend  the  con- 
ference. 


New  fire  alarm  systems  installed  in  donnitories 


By  H«ather  Redfam 

Collegian  Staff 


In  an  effort  to  upgrade  the  quality  of 
fire  safety  in  residence  halls  on  cam- 
pus, staff  members  from  the  University 
Department  of  Environmental  Health 
and  Safety  (EH&S)  along  with  staff 
from  Physical  Plant  and  Housing 
Services  were  busy  this  summer 
installing  two  new  computerized  fire 
alarm  systems  in  Crabtree  and 
Thatcher  residence  halls. 

As  part  of  a  10-year  project, 
EH&S  is  slowly  working  to  install  the 
new  fire  alarm  systems  in  all  resi- 
dence halls  on  campus. 

According  to  Fire  Prevention 
Officer  David  Beaudin,  each  fire 
alarm  system  costs  approximately 
$90,000,  with  the  price  varying  with 
the  size  of  the  building. 

At  the  present  time,  Wheeler, 
Greenough,  Leech,  Lewis,  Hamlin, 
and  Mary  Lyon  are  the  only  residence 
halls  on  campus  without  the  updated 
systems. 

"The  new  fire  alarm  systems  will 
improve  the  safety  for  all  students  in 
residence  halls."  said  Beaudin. 

In  compliance  with  the  Americans 
With  Disabilities  Act,  the  new  system 
offers  students  more  protection  with 
updated  audible  and  visual  alarms  as 


well  as  more  sensitive  smoke  detectors. 
Beaudin  said  the  modernized  com- 
puters within  the  new  fire  alarms 
enable  the  systems  to  monitor  them- 
selves when  dirty  as  well  as  minimize 
the  number  of  false  alarms  previously 
caused  by  irritants  such  as  dust  parti- 
cles. 

"The  new  fire  alarm 
systems  will  improve 
the  safety  for  all  stu- 
dents in  residence 
halls. " 

-David  Beaudin 


Beaudin  attributed  the  decrease  of 
false  alarms  in  residence  halls  on 
campus  during  the  past  few  years  to 
both  the  updated  computer  systems 
and  increased  educational  efforts 
making  students  more  aware  of  the 
danger  of  false  alarms. 

Beaudin  said  there  has  been  a 
steady  decrease  in  false  alarms  in  the 
past  few  years. 

Last  year  59  false  alarms  on  cam- 
pus were  recorded,  compiared  to  97 
false  alarms  the  previous  year. 

Beaudin  said  those  who  take  part 


in  a  malicious  false  alarm  endanger 
the  community  and  risk  facing  a 
heavy  penalty. 

Although  there  is  no  direct  finan- 
cial fee  to  tend  to  a  false  alarm, 
Beaudin  warned  that  the  act  can 
endanger  those  truly  at  risk. 

'While  fire  apparatus  is  tied  up 
with  a  false  alarm,  a  real  call  for  a 
fire  might  come  in,"  Beaudin  said. 
"Then  fire  workers  are  delayed  to  get 
to  the  real  fire." 

In  the  state  of  Massachusetts,  stu- 
dents may  be  fined  up  to  $5000  and 
serve  up  to  one  year  in  jail  if  proven 
guilty  of  participating  in  a  malicious 
false  alarm. 

"If  we  have  consistent  false  alarms  in 
the  residence  halls,  people  eventually 
are  not  going  to  react."  said  Beaudin. 

Beaudin  said  a  student  caught  ignor- 
ing a  fire  alarm  while  inside  a  resi- 
dence hall  will  have  to  present  his  or 
her  case  to  the  student  judicial  system. 

"A  lot  of  times,  guilty  students  are 
referred  to  work  on  an  educational 
program  such  as  hosting  a  fire  safety 
program  in  their  residence  hall,"  said 
Beaudin. 

In  addition  to  updating  the  fire 
alarm  systems.  EH&S  continues  to 
test  fire  pumps,  sprinklers  and  ser- 
vice approximately  8.000  fire  extin- 
guishers on  campus. 


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Former  US.  treasurer  going  to  jail  for  tax  evasion 


By  Harry  F.  RoMnlhal 

Auociated  Preu 


WASHINGTON  —  A  former  U.S.  treasurer  whose  sig- 
nature is  on  the  paper  money  in  practically  every 
American's  wallet  was  sentenced  to  four  months  in  prison 
today  for  tax  evasion  and  obstruction  of  justice. 

Catalina  Vasquez  Villalpando  was  sentenced  by  U.S. 
District  judge  Thomas  F.  Hogan  for  her  guilty  plea  to 
three  felony  counts,  which  also  included  conspiring  to 
hide  income  from  her  former  employer  while  she  served 
as  treasurer  during  the  Bush  administration. 

'I  can  find  no  basis  to  excuse  your  conduct,"  Hogan 
told  the  woman  whose  signature  appears  on  all  U.S.  paper 
money  printed  between  December  1989  and  April  1994. 

Hogan  said  the  high  office  Villalpando  held  imposed 
even  more  of  a  burden  to  obey  the  laws. 

After  she  completes  her  prison  term.  Villalpando  will  be 
placed  on  supervised  release  for  three  years,  including  four 
months  of  home  detention  overseen  by  a  probation  officer. 

Speaking  in  a  tearful  voice  barely  heard  in  the  court- 
room, Villalpando  told  Hogan  "I'm  embarrassed"  to  be 
present  for  the  sentencing.  "I  hope  you  will  find  it  in  your 
heart  to  take  what  I  owe  society  in  some  sort  of  communi- 
ty service."  she  said.  The  judge  did  order  Villalpando  to 
perform  200  hours  of  community  service  after  her  release. 

Villalpando  pleaded  guilty  in  February,  rather  than 
stand  trial.  She  acknowledged  obstructing  an  independent 
prosecutor's  investigation  of  the  Reagan-era  influence- 
peddling  scandal  at  the  Department  of  Housing  and 
Urban  Development. 

She  could  have  been  sentenced  to  five  years  of  prison  aixl 
a  $250,000  fine  on  each  of  the  three  fetony  convictions. 

Hogan  was  faced  with  conflicting  views  of  the  degree  of 
her  cooperation  with  the  lustice  Department  and  the 
Independent  Counsel's  Office.  The  lustice  Department 
claimed  she  did  'nothing  to  advance  the  ball'  in  their 
investigation. 

lustice  Department  lawyer  Jonathan  P.  Rusch  said  Ms. 
Villalpando  lied  repeatedly  in  all  phases  of  the  depart- 
ment's investigation.  Only  this  year,  he  said,  "did  she 


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firmation proceedings  from  the  Senate,  the  Treasury  and 
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Three  possibilities  identified  in  crash  of  USAir  Flight  427 


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CORAOPOLIS.  Pi.  —  Federal  invcstigilors  have  iden- 
tifled  three  possible  causes  of  the  crash  of  USAir  Flight 
427.  The  right  engiiK  went  into  reverse,  it  came  loose,  or 
brakes  were  unevenly  deployed. 

A  key  engine  mount  piece  wa^  focnd  today  but  the  dis- 
covery didn't  immediately  settle  the  question  of  whether 
the  engine  came  kx>se. 

Investigators  believe  something  may  have  caused  the 
plane's  right  wing  to  rise,  forcing  the  plane  to  roll  to  the 
left  and  go  out  of  control.  National  Transporution  Safety 
Board  member  Carl  Vogt  said  Monday. 

'We  want  to  examine  everything  that  might  have 
caused  the  right  wing  to  rise,*  Vogt  said. 


The  Boeing  757-300  dropped  from  6,000  feet  Thursday 
and  nose-dived  into  a  wooded  ravine  at  300  mph,  killing 
all  1 32  people  on  board. 

The  NTSB  and  the  Boeing  Co.  will  create  computer 
models  to  see  if  one  of  the  three  scenarios  would  cause  a 
737-500  to  behave  the  way  Flight  427  did.  Vogt  said. 

The  Federal  Aviation  Administration  has  proposed 
requiring  that  more  than  1,000  Boeing  planes  with  the 
same  brand  of  engine  as  the  USAir  plane  be  given  an 
additional  lock  to  keep  thrust  reversers  from  engaging 
prematurely. 

Crews  have  hauled  about  half  the  wreckage  —  seven 
truckloads  full  —  to  a  hangar  and  were  arranging  the 
pieces  in  the  shape  of  the  plane. 

Investigators  also  were  looking  for  the  pilot  of  a  corpo- 
rate jet  who  may  have  been  in  a  good  position  to  see 


Flight  427  during  its  final  momenis,  Vogt  said. 

Searchers  today  found  the  right  engine's  rear  mouni. 
Unlike  the  three  other  engine  mounu,  it  had  b«cn  separat- 
ed from  the  wing  and  engine,  supporting  a  theory  thai  the 
right  engine  might  have  come  loose. 

Vogt  said  investigators  will  have  to  try  to  determine 
whether  that  rear  mount  came  off  during  flight  or  when 
the  plaite  hit  the  ground. 

A  second  scenario  could  be  that  the  spoilers,  panda  on 
the  wings  that  can  be  raised  to  help  control  a  plane's 
direction  or  act  like  brakes  to  slow  it,  may  have  deployed 
unevenly,  Vogt  said.  A  third  possibility  is  that  the  pUne's 
right  engine  somehow  went  into  reverse.  The  thrust 
reverser.  which  helps  stop  a  plane  once  it  has  landed,  wh 
found  deployed  on  the  right  engine.  It's  possible  that  the 
impact  of  the  crash  knocked  it  into  the  deployed  position. 


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Page  10    /  Wednesday,  September  14,  1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Sports 


UM  captures  UConn  Classic,  stays  undefeated 

Women's  volleyball  team  continues  best  season  opening  since  I988's  9-0  start 


By  Brian  PeriHo 

Collegian  G>rre$pondenl 


STORRS.  Conn.  —  The  University  of  Massachusetts 
women's  volleyball  team  continued  its  winning  ways  this 
past  weekend,  taking  first  place  at  the  1994  Connecticut 
Classic  tournament  in  Storrs. 

The  Minuiewomen  defeated  host  University  of 
Connecticut.  Fairleigh  Dickinson,  and  LaSalle  to 
improve  their  record  to  7-0  and  continue  their  best 
start  since  opening  9-0  in  1988.  Possibly  even  more 
impressive  than  their  sparkling  record  is  the  fact  that 
UMass  has  won  all  seven  of  their  matches  in  three 
straight  games,  making  them  21-0  in  games  played  this 
season. 

"The  whole  team  worked  hard  and  played  together," 
Assistant  Coach  Tina  Grutsch  said. 

Massachusetts'  junior  middle  blocker  Rachel  Sky  was 
named  Tournament  MVP  and  junior  setter  Cass  Anderson 
and  sophomore  outside  hitter  Dionne  Nash  were  named 
to  the  All-Tournament  Team. 

UMass  defeats  UConn  15-7,  15-1,  15-12 

"The  UConn  game  should  be  a  good  assessment  of 
where  we  are."  said  Coach  Bonnie  Kenny  a  week  ago. 

If  that  is  so,  then  UMass  is  already  further  along  than 
expected. 

The  Minuiewomen  came  out  strong  in  the  first  game 
against  the  5-0  Huskies  and  were  able  to  hand  UConn  its 
first  loss  of  the  young  season. 

"Everyone  was  on  (their  game).  If  only  one  player 
wasn't,  then  this  would  have  been  a  lot  tougher,"  Grutsch 
said. 

Massachusetts  was  led  by  sophomore  Giza  Rivera's  1 4 


kills  and  Sky  and  Anderson's  16  digs  a  piece.  Two  fresh- 
men, outside  hitter  Lesley  Nolan,  who  collected  nine  kills 
and  1 1  digs,  and  middle  blocker  Leigh  Ready,  whose  8 
kills  went  along  with  a  .438  hitting  percentage,  made  a 
big  impact  for  the  Minuiewomen. 

UMass  defeats  Fairleigh  Dickinson  15-3,  15-1 1,  1 5-6 

The  Minutewomen  opened  up  day  two  of  the 
Connecticut  Classic  by  stifling  the  Friars.  UMass  upped  its 
record  to  6-0.  while  FDU  dropped  to  5-4. 

Sky  and  Ready  combined  for  only  one  attack  error  in 
collecting  nine  kills  each  to  lead  the  team.  Sky's  .563  hit- 
ting percentage  led  UMass. 

"Rachel  did  a  great  job,  worked  hard  and  was  consis- 
tent," Grutsch  said. 

Junior  Beth  Cabral  also  excelled  for  UMass.  The  defen- 
sive specialist  tallied  10  digs  to  lead  the  team  and  served 
two  aces. 

UMass  defeats  La  Salle  15-7,  15-2.  15-1 

Massachusetts  sailed  by  the  Explorers  in  their  final 
game  en  route  to  the  tournament  title.  UMass  jumped  to  a 
perfect  7-0,  while  La  Salle  fell  to  1-7. 

The  Minutewomen  used  12  kills  by  Rivera  and  14 
digs  by  Nolan  to  ice  the  victory.  Sky,  in  being  named 
tournament  MVP,  had  five  blocks  and  12  digs  to  her 
credit. 

Ready  hit  for  a  .636  percenuge  with  seven  kills,  while 
Nash  had  her  third  solid  game,  collecting  six  kills,  six 
digs,  and  three  service  aces. 

Anderson,  who  along  vhith  Nash  was  on  her  way  to  the 
All-Tournament  team,  recorded  27  assists  in  the  game, 
giving  her  90  for  the  three  tournament  matches. 

"The  mood  is  positive,  but  the  team  hasn't  forgotten 


CHMSTOmCII  KACUSA  /  COlLK,IAN 


The  UMass  volleyball  team  continued  its  success, 
improving  its  record  to  7-0  last  weekend,  their  best 
start  since  1 988. 
where  they  came  from,"  Grutsch  said. 

UConn  went  2-1  to  finish  second  in  the  tournament. 
FDU  was  1-2,  and  La  Salle  was  in  the  cellar  at  0-3. 

The  Minutewomen  host  the  UMass  Classic  Toumament 
this  weekend  when  Brown,  Delaware,  Hartford  and  Yale 
travel  to  Amherst. 


Borges,  Rose  shine  in  Minutewomen  field  hockey  wins 


By  Molt  Vautour 

Collegian  Staff 


UMass 


Undefeated  in  the  Megan  Donnelly  era. 
The  University  of  Massachusetts  field  hockey  team  has 
started  their  new  coach's  season  off  on  a  positive  note 
with  3-0  victories  over  Boston  College  and  New 
Hampshire. 

In  the  victory  over  BC,  senior 

co-captain  Danielle  Borges  showed 

the  fans  at  the  newly  renovated 

Alumni  Stadium  why  she  is  an 

All-America  candidate. 

After  playing  in  the  shadow  of  Tara  Jelley  and  |enn 

Salisbury  last  year,  Borges  has  emerged  in  her  first  two 

games  this  year. 

Against  the  Eagles.  Borges  scored  all  three  of  the 
Minutewomen's  goal  to  clinch  their  first  victory  of  the 
season. 

"She's  really  stepped  up,"  Donnelly  said.  "She  feels  like 
it's  her  time.  She's  a  senior.  She's  a  captain.  She  wants  to 
lead  the  way." 


"I've  felt  good  so  far,'  said  Borges.  'I've  just  had  a  lot  of 
opportunities  to  score.  I  was  a  little  hesitant  the  past  couple 
of  years,  but  this  year  I  feel  I  can  step  up  and  be  a  leader." 

Sophomore  goaltender  Hilary  Rose  collected  her  first 
shutout  of  the  year  but  was  not  tested  much. 

In  their  home  opener  against  New  Hampshire,  however, 
Rose  needed  to  be  at  her  best  as  the  Wildcats  were  tough 
early.  As  usual,  she  was  up  to  the  task. 

"1  prefer  to  have  a  busy  game  than  a  not-so-busy 
game,"  Rose  said,  "because  then  you  can  get  a  roll  going." 

The  Wildcats  got  15  shots  against  Rose,  including  six 
penalty  corners,  but  they  could  not  solve  the  UMass 
goalie. 

'Thank  God  for  Hillary.*  said  Donnelly.  "She's  so 
strong  back  there.  We're  so  used  to  her  being  so  good  that 
we're  not  finishing  on  defense.  She's  the  best  goalie  in  the 
country." 

When  it  appeared  that  the  Minutewomen  were  on  their 
heels,  Borges  came  to  the  rescue. 

She  outran  a  defender  chasing  down  a  clearing  pass  and 
beat  the  New  Hampshire  goalie  to  give  the  Minutewomen 
a  1-0  lead. 


Less  than  five  minutes  later,  a  mental  error  by  UNH 
goalie  Shayne  Medico  led  to  a  Kyle  Rothenberger  goal  to 
put  the  game  out  of  reach. 

Freshman  Amy  Ott  added  insurance  with  her  first  colle- 
giate goal  at  38:58  to  close  out  the  scoring. 

"I  think  she  (Amy)  is  seeing  that  she  can  play  at  this 
level."  Donnelly  said.  "I  think  she  is  going  to  be  very 
much  like  Kyle  was  last  year." 

Despite  the  victory,  the  Minutewomen  were  disappoint- 
ed with  their  performance. 

"They  were  upset  because  UNH  got  comers  against 
them.  Never  mind  goals,  they  don't  even  want  to  allow 
someone  in  the  circle,"  Donnelly  said. 

"We  had  a  couple  of  lapses,"  said  senior  midfielder 
Colleen  Duffy.  "At  least  we  know  we  have  the  offense  to 
win  the  games,  even  when  we  lapse." 

Donnelly  expects  more  from  the  Minutewomen  as  the 
season  progresses. 

"We're  headed  in  the  right  direction,  but  we're  not 
close  to  being  where  we  can  be,"  she  said. 

The  Minutewomen  will  travel  to  Providence  today  to 
take  on  the  Lady  Friars. 


Sports  Briefs: 
Langevin  shines 

Langevin  breaks  UNH  course  record:  University 
of  Massachusetts  sophomore  Melissa  Langevin  broke 
the  women's  cross  country  course  record,  completing 
the  5000-  meter  course  in  18:12  and  leading  the 
Minutewomen  over  the  University  of  New 
Hampshire  on  Saturday. 

Kristen  Donaldson  (18:54)  and  Rebecca 
Donaghue  (19:01)  placed  second  and  third  for 
UMass. 

The  win  is  the  18th  straight  dual  meet  victory  for 
the  Minutewomen. 

Water  polo  goes  <M}  at  Cambridge  Invitational: 
The  No.  12  UMass  water  polo  squad  won  all  four  of 
their  games  at  the  Cambridge  Invitational  on 
Saturday. 

The  Minutemcn  defeated  Boston  College  (19-6), 
Brovm  (16-4),  Harvard  (16-12)  and  Johns  Hopkins 
(19-14)  to  improve  their  record  to  4-3. 

John  Luviano  scored  five  goals  in  the  victory  over 
Brown  while  freshman  Marc  Staudenbauer  scored 
seven  goals  against  Johns  Hopkins. 

Water  polo  returns  to  action  this  Saturday  at  the 
Eastern  Water  Polo  Association  tournament  at 
Brown. 

Men's  cross  country  captures  Central 
Connecticut  InviUtional:  Led  by  Ted  Towse's  first 
place  finish,  UMass  won  the  Central  Conn. 
Invitational  Saturday. 

There  were  six  Minutemen  among  the  top  ten  fin- 
ishers as  Towse,  Jonathan  Way  (third).  Rick  Copley 
(fourth),  Matthew  Behl  (seventh),  Michael  Macieko, 
(eighth)  and  Marc  Buffone  (tenth)  all  ran  well  for 
Coach  Ken  O'Brien's  squad. 

The  Minutemen  will  compete  against  lona, 
Maine  and  Northeastern  at  1 1  a.m.  this  coming 
Saturday. 

Six  UMass  athletes  honored  by  Atlantic  10:  After 
a  very  successful  week,  UMass  athletes  captured  six 
of  the  12  weekly  conference  awards. 

On  the  strength  of  her  four  goals  in  the  first  two 
games,  Alt-America  candidate  Danielle  Borges 
won  the  field  hockey  Offensive  Player  of  the 
Week.  Teammate  Hilary  Rose  earned  the 
Defensive  Player  of  the  Week  after  recording  two 
shutouts. 

The  Central  Connecticut  win  captured  the  men's 
cross  country  Performer  of  the  Week  for  Towse, 
while  Langevin's  record-setting  performance  earned 
her  the  women's  award. 

Two  UMass  rookies  made  strong  showings  in 
their  first  week  as  well. 

Forward  Mike  Butler  won  men's  soccer  Freshman 
of  the  Week  honors  after  leading  the  Minutemen  in 
scoring  during  the  first  week  with  two  goals  and  two 
assists. 

Leigh  Readey.  a  middle  blocker  on  the  undefeated 
UMass  volleyball  team,  was  named  Freshman  of  the 
Week  after  a  strong  performance  in  the  Jammin' 
Connecticut  Classic.  ^    _ 


Men's  soccer  seeks  revenge 
in  63rd  match  with  Huskies 


By  Ted  KoNbr 

Collegian  Staff 


One  year  later.  University  of 
Massachusetts  men's  soccer  coach 
Sam  Koch  still  laments  last  sea- 
son's 1-0  loss  to  the  University  of 
Connecticut. 

Tonight  at  7  p.m.  on  the  same 
Connecticut  pitch,  his  side  may 
redeem  itself  in  the  63rd  meeting 
between  the  seventh-  ranked 
Minutemen  (2-1-1)  and 
fourth-ranked  Huskies  (2-1-  0). 
(Rankings  based  on  the  ISAA  New 
England  Division  I  Men's  Soccer 
Poll.) 

"They  got  one  by  us,  and  wc 
weren't  really  ready,"  Koch  said  of 
last  year's  game.  "We  had  three 
really  good  chances  that  we  didn't 
finish,  so  tomorrow  we've  really 
got  to  try  to  finish." 

Guys  named  Mike  have  been 
finishing  for  Koch,  though  one, 
Mike  Butler,  has  barely  begun  his 
career  in  Amherst.  The  freshman 
striker  from  West  Springfield  and 
Suffield  Academy  scorched  a 
30-yarder  into  the  back  of  the  net 
against  Temple,  opening  the  fiood- 
gates  to  a  4-0  triumph  over  the 
Owls  on  Sept.  10,  UMass'  latest 
contest. 

Butler  later  earned  an  assist  and 
was  honored  with  the  Atlantic- 10 
Freshman  of  the  Week  award  for 
his  efforts.  Butler  leads  UMass  vrith 
two  goals  and  two  assists  for  six 
points. 

"Right  now  (Butler'sJ  a  heck  of  a 
player,  and  in  two  years  he'll  be 
even  better,"  Koch  said. 

Senior  co-captain/midfielder 


Mike  Doyle  netted  two  goals 
against  Temple,  no  small  feat  con- 
sidering he  scored  only  once  in 
1993. 

While  UMass  has  forged  a  bal- 
anced attack  in  its  four  contests 
(Colin  Johnson  also  has  two 
goals),  UConn's  offense  is  potent 
but  top-heavy.  The  Huskies  have 
made  keepers'  heads  turn  1 1 
times  in  only  three  matches,  but 
senior  Erik  Barbieri  nailed  four 
and  sophomore  Steve  Chirgwin 
three. 

"(UConn'sJ  very  organized, 
very  disciplined,"  Koch  said. 
"They're  somewhat  predictable, 
but  technically  very  sound." 
Anyone  could  figure  the  Huskies 
will  try  to  send  as  many  through 
balls  as  possible  to  Barbieri,  who 
has  scored  25  goals  in  just  over 
three  seasons,  and  UMass' 
German  import  Karsten  Bremke 
will  mark  him. 

That  task  would  ordinarily 
belong  to  Dan  Chagnon,  heir 
apparent  to  Todd  Kylish.  but 
Chagnon  will  handle  sweeper's 
duties  tonight  in  |oe  jacobson's 
absence,  as  he  is  observing  Yom 
Kippur.  Benny  Sheally  will  likely 
lend  a  hand  to  Bremke. 

UMass  takes  one  week  off 
before  facing  third-ranked  New 
Hampshire  next  Wednesday.  The 
interim,  which  will  feature  an 
Alumni  Game  on  Saturday,  is  wel- 
come to  Koch. 

"It's  a  break  that  we  definitely 
need,'  Koch  said.  'We've  got  two 
really  good  tests  (versus  UConn 
and  UNHJ." 

Koch  may  not  have  to  worry 


about  his  team's  performance 
away  from  home.  Though  he 
expects  a  crowd  of  roughly  5,000 
to  nil  Willow  Brook  Park  (3.332 
attended  UConn's  home  opener,  a 
7-1  dismantling  of  lowly  St. 
Francis),  UMass  got  nothing  but 
praise  for  its  showing  in  its  first 
road  contest,  a  1-0  loss  at 
Nickerson  Field  to  regional  No.  1 
Boston  University,  conquerors  of 
defending  national  champion 
Virginia.  That  3-2  win  might  qual- 
ify as  one  of  this  fall's  most  shock- 
ing results  on  the  whole  college 
slate. 

Corner  kicks:  During  last  sea- 
son, marked  mostly  by  disappoint- 
ment. Randy  Jacobs'  ascent  to  the 
top  spot  on  the  UMass 
goals-scored  chart  was  clearly  the 
brightest  highlight.  Alas,  the  dead 
ringer  for  Atlanta  Braves'  pitcher 
Tom  Glavine  donned  a  cap  and 
gown  last  spring,  and  though  goals 
haven't  been  terribly  scarce  thus 
far  in  '94.  every  team  needs  a  true 
striker. 

According  to  Koch,  sophomore 
Dave  Siljanovski  of  Pompton 
Lakes,  New  Jersey  is  on  his  way  io 
approaching  Jacobs'  total  of  40 
career  goals. 

'He  has  tremendous  ability.' 
Koch  said  of  his  highest  returning 
scorer  (4-0-8).  "I  think  you're 
going  to  see  him  excel  in  the  next 
couple  of  years.' 

The  Minutemen  scrimmaged 
reduced,  rotating  squads  on  a 
shortened  field  yesterday,  and 
senior  goalkeeper  Mark  Wolf  drew 
applause  from  Koch  during  one 
streak  of  great  saves. 


Women^s  soccer  wins  over  Providence 
with  Magid,  Roberts  and  LeDuc  goals 


By  Candice  Flemming 

Collegian  Staff 


The  potential  of  the  1994  women's 
soccer  team  is  unlimited. 

This  was  most  evident  during  a 
10-minute  spurt  in  Saturday's  after- 
noon matchup  with  the  Providence 
Lady  Friars  at  Richard  Garbcr  Field. 
The  game  was 


UMass 


scoreless  until  the 
67:58  mark  when 
''  senior  forward 
Nicole  Roberts 
scored  unassisted  off  a  rebound  of  a 
shot  by  junior  Rachel  LeDuc  that 
went  in  and  out  of  Providence  goal- 
keeper Jody  Bjergo's  hands,  giving 
Roberts  just  enough  time  to  put  it  in. 

That  goal  spelled  the  beginning  of 
the  end  for  the  Lady  Friars. 


The  Minutewomen  were  obviously 
the  dominant  team.  It  was  just  a  mat- 
ter of  putting  it  all  together  and 
(Hitting  the  ball  into  the  net. 

Once  that  happened  the  floodgates 
opened. 

'I  guess  coach  said  it  best.'  said 
Roberts.  "When  we  want  one,  we  can 
play.' 

Three  minutes  later  sophomore 
Julie  Magid  scored  unassisted  from 
20  yards  out  for  her  first  career  goal. 

'Julie  Magid  accelerated,"  said 
Coach  Jim  Rudy.  "1  thought  it  was  a 
Quester  ball  [Worid  Cup  ballj  the 
way  it  look  off,  it  started  going  1  said, 
'nah,  nah,'  but  then  all  of  the  sudden, 
whoosh,  it  was  like  aftcrbum." 

LeDuc  finished  off  the  scoring  with 
a  header  off  a  comer  kick  from  tcam- 
ntate  Heidi  Kocherat  the  78:59  mark. 


CHMTOfHI*  MCUU  /  COllf CUN 

Women's  soccer  retained  the  No.  1  regional  ranking  by  beating 
Providence  last  weekend. 


"I  can't  say  our  front  people  had  a 
particularly  good  game  until  they 
caught  fire,"  Rudy  said.  'But  then 
you  saw  the  potential  of  this  team. 
This  team  can  flip  and  play,  but 
they're  young." 

UMass'  defense  continued  its  dom- 
ination, allowing  only  three 
Providence  shots.  The  Minutewomen 
have  not  given  up  a  goal  so  far  this 
season  in  their  three  games. 

Freshman  Danielle  Dion  got  the 
start  in  goal  for  UMass  but  once 
again  was  not  really  tested  due  to  the 
stellar  play  by  the  defense. 

"It  was  a  sort  of  lackluster  first 
half.  60  minutes."  Rudy  said.  "I  was  a 
little  disappointed  considering  we 
were  at  home,  and  this  is  our  field.* 

In  those  first  60  minutes  UMass  had 
many  great  opportunities  to  score. 

Both  LeDuc  and  Rebecca  Myers 
took  shots  from  about  20  yards  out 
that  Bjergo  made  great  saves  on. 

Another  great  opportunity  took 
place  when  Sandy  Shimogaki  made  a 
great  pass  to  Melissa  Mitchell,  but 
the  shot  just  missed. 

Providence  also  had  a  couple  of 
opportunities  in  the  second  half  with- 
in five  minutes  of  each  other  but 
could  not  come  up  with  the  score. 

"This  team  can  do  better  than  what 
they  did,"  said  Rudy.  'The  fronts 
were  disappointing  but  when  they 
woke  up  and  got  their  goal,  it  just  all 
started  clicking." 

The  Minutewomen  are  currently 
ranked  No.  1  in  the  Northeast  region 
in  the  coaches'  NCAA  Division  1  poll 
and  No.  5  nationally  in  the  women's 
Division  1  ISAA  Top  20  poll. 

UMass  improved  to  3-0  (1-0  in 
the  Atlantic  10),  with  the  win  and 
next  plays  at  Rutgers  University  on 
Friday  and  Temple  University  on 
Sunday,  both  A- 10  matchups. 


ATUINTICIOSTANDmGS 


Men's  Soccer 

A-IO 

1 .  MasMchuaetts 
Rutgers 

3.  George  Wash. 
Rhode  Island 
St.  Bonaventure 
Si.  loteph'i 

7    Temple 
West  Virginia 


WOMM'S! 

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Rutgers 

Temple 
4.  George  Wash. 
5  Rhode  Island 


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Held  Hockey 

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Rhode  Itland 
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George  Wash. 
Massachusetts 
Rhode  Island 
Rutgers 
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West  Viifjnis 


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Sports  Notice: 


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Md.  PlMM  call  545-4092  prior  to  tryoub. 

Thtn  win  be  a  meeting  for  d>ctrt»adhi>g  tryoMts  ttih  afternoon  at  S  p.m.  at  Cuny 
Hicks  Cage. 

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atS4S-0B10 

OndergraduM*  football  mmon  tfckeU  vw*  tw  i/ftUUt  for  pictup  itaitMig  today 
Irom  S.30  a.m.  to  S  p.m.  at  the  Curry  Hkkj  Ctgr  bo«  office  with  valid  10. 

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IS  in  Mahar  Auditorium  Tryouti  wW  t>e  Sept.  19  to  24. 

ftierr  will  be  a  UMass  Media  Relations  (talY/studcnt  meeting  on  Sept  1 S  at  5 
p.m.  In  Boyden  25S.  Ail  ttudffftt  that  worlted  UsI  year  and  those  tfvat  were  contact- 
ed alMut  worWng  this  year  ihouM  be  present  at  this  meeting.  If  there  are  any  quct- 
Uons,  contact  Michelle  WHson  or  Lamar  CharKe  m  the  Media  delations  Offk*  at 
545-2439. 

UMau  dacKe  team  audKlons  Sept.  IS  in  Curry  HIdts  Cage  at  11:45  a.m.  For 
Intemwtton,  cal  |ct«l  MMer  at  549-  51 72. 

Anyona  Intereslcd  in  mwi's  |V  dub  laoeste  contact  \.  Oitt  at  54V«)S  ). 


Baseball  fans  bid 
an  early  farewell 

Acting  Baseball  Commissioner  Bud 
Selig  (left)  announced  yesterday  thai 
the  1994  baseball  season  is  oHicially 
over.  (Sports,  page  16). 


The  Big  E  puts 
the  "f"  in  fun 

The  biggest  lair  in  the  Northeast 
will  feature  everything  from  livestock 
to  country  and  western  star  Willie 
Nelson,  (column  1  and  Page  9) 


Napalm  Death 
hits  Northampton 

Northampton's  Pearl  Street 
Nightclub  will  get  a  dangerous  dose  of 
heavy  band  Napalm  Death  on 
Saturday  (Arts  and  Living,  page  7). 


Extended  Forecast 

Sunny,  high  near  70.  North  wirK)  five 
to  1 5  miles  per  hour,  becoming  east  by 
alternoon.  Increasing  cloudiness 
overnight,  tow  in  the  50s.  Expect  rDore 
ctouds  as  the  weekend  progresses. 


^     ^     ^ 


HIGH:  72 
low:  50 


HIGH:  75 
LOW:  50 


H»H:71 
LOW:  55 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  3 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Doily  Since  1967 


Thursday,  September  15,  1994 


No  alternatives  left  for  U.S.  in  Haiti  crisis  I  whatoheffai 


By  Twonc*  Hunt 

Asjocioted  Press 


WASHINGTON  -  President  Clinton  declared 
Wednesday  the  United  States  has  "exhausted  every 
available  alternative'  short  of  military  invasion  to 
oust  Haiti's  military  rulers.  "They're  going  to  leave 
one  way  or  the  other,"  he  warned,  even  as 
American  warships  sailed  toward  Haiti. 

Sounding  angry  and  determined.  Clinton  said 
there  was  still  time  for  the  military  leaders  to  leave 
on  their  own.  "They  do  not  have  to  push  this  to  a 
confrontation,"  he  said  in  an  interview  with  The 
Associated  Press  and  other  news  agencies. 

However,  he  underscored  American  resolve  to 
restore  democracy  to  the  impoverished  country. 
"The  United  States  must  not  be  in  a  position  to 
walk  away  from  a  situation  like  this  in  our  own 
back  yard."  Clinton  said 


Clinton's  warnings  came  on  the  eve  of  an  Oval 
Office  address  to  build  support  for  his  policy,  heav- 
ily opposed  in  Congress  by  Republicans  and 
Democrats  alike.  Polls  show  an  overwhelming 
majority  of  Americans  also  are  opposed  to  an  inva- 
sion. 

"I  am  concerned  about  that  and  1  am  sorry  that 
the  polls  are  the  way  they  are,"  Clinton  said. 
Nevertheless,  he  said,  "I  believe  it  is  the  right  thing 
to  do.  It  is  very  important  for  us  to  resolve  this 
matter." 

"!  am  very  angry,"  he  said,  that  Haiti  s  military 
reneged  on  a  promise  to  leave  voluntarily  and  per- 
sisted  in  what  he  said  were  widespread  human 
rights  abuses. 

Sifting  through  graphic  pictures  of  blood-spat- 
tered victims,  Clinton  blamed  the  military  for  the 
deaths  of  orphans,  church  people  and  others  and 
accused  them  of  using  rape  as  a  political  weapon. 


He  declined  to  say  whether  he  would  set  a  firm 
deadline  by  which  the  military  rulers  must  leave^ 
"I'll  have  more  to  say  about  that  tomorrow  night," 
he  said.  "But  I  don't  want  to  talk  about  any  specific 
date. 

"All  1  can  tell  you  is  that  the  time  is  at  hand." 

"It  seems  to  me  that  we  have  literally  exhausted 
every  available  alternative  and  the  time  has  come 
for  those  people  to  get  out  of  there,"  Clinton  said. 

As  Clinton  spoke,  two  American  aircraft  carri- 
ers, the  USS  Eisenhower  and  USS  America,  were 
steaming  toward  Haiti  carrying  thousands  of  com- 
bat forces.  Defense  Secretary  William  Perry  said 
U.S.  forces  were  nearly  in  place  for  an  invasion. 

The  carriers  could  be  off  the  coast  of  Haiti  by  the 
time  of  Clinton's  9  p.m.  EDT  Thursday  speech  if 
they  travel  at  full  spe«i.  Pentagon  officials  said. 


TumtoHAin,pcioe9 


3  new  officers  join  UM  police  force 

Murray,  Booth  and  McQrath  join  the  Public  Safety  team 


By  DarMnne  J.  tlosley 

ColUgian  Staff     


Three  new  officers  —  including  a 
current  student  and  an  alumnus  — 
have  been  appointed  to  posts  in  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  at 
Amherst's  Division  of  Public 
Safety. 

John  McGrath  and  Peter  Murray 
joined  the  force  as  police  officers  in 
May  following  a  1 7-week  training 
program  at  the  Municipal  Police 
Officers  Academy  in  Agawam. 

The  third  officer,  David  Booth,  is 
currently  enrolled  in  the  Academy. 

Chief  of  Police  John  Luippold 
said  the  three  are  filling  previously 
vacant  positions  among  the 
5 1 -member  staff.  Two  more  posi- 
tions may  open  in  the  coming 


months,  he  said. 

Murray.  28,  is  working  full-time 
as  a  police  officer  while  he  com- 
pletes his  thesis  for  a  master's 
degree  in  regional  planning. 

He  holds  a  1989  bachelor  of  sci- 
ence degree  in  criminal  justice 
from  Northeastern  University.  A 
former  resident  of  Ashland.  Murray 
now  lives  in  Amherst. 

Pelham  resident  Booth  joined  the 
University  in  1980  and  has  been  a 
security  officer  on  campus  since 
1985. 

McGrath  graduated  from  the 
University  with  a  bachelor  of  arts 
degree  in  legal  studies  and  went  on 
to  work  in  the  Hampshire  County 
Sheriff's  Department.  A  native  of 
Norwtxxi.  he  lives  in  Amherst. 
According  to  Luippold,  Public 


Safety  develops  a  new  pool  of  can- 
didates for  openings  every  two 
years. 

"Last  spring  we  developed  a  new 
pool  of  candidates,"  he  said. 
"These  were  hired  off  of  the  old 
pool." 

About  450  people  applied  for  a 
written  test  in  April.  Luippold  said 
the  level  of  interest  in  job  openings 
had  remained  fairly  steady;  the 
1992  test  attracted  about  500 
applicants,  and  the  1990  process 
drew  400. 

The  written  test  narrowed  the 
field  to  less  than  300  who  partici 
pated  in  an  agility  test  in  early 
lune. 

Future  openings  will  be  filled  by 
finalists  from  this  most  recent 
application  process.  Luippold  said. 


Clinton  signs 
crime  bill  amid 
heavy  debate 


By  Ben  Gwnon 

Collegian  Staff 


Big  E  launches  $7M,  three-year  improvement 

^^^^^^__.^^^— ^^— — ^—       >i/:j,i;.i.r.rl   Ari»  "  InmipH  next  to  the  1 


By  Andrew  Ferguson 

Collegion  CorretponcUnt 

Being  the  largest  fair  in  the  Northeast  is  not  enough  for 
the  Eastern  States  Exposition,  so  the  Big  E  recently 
announced  an  almost  $7  million,  three-year  improvement 
plan. 

The  $6.5  million  capital  improve- 
ment plan  is  divided  into  two  phas- 
es. Phase  One.  which  cost  $5.5  mil- 
lion, was  completed  a  couple  of 
weeks  ago  and  involved  the  renova- 
tion of  the  area  behind  the 
Coliseum.  The  improvements 
included  new.  wider  blacktopping. 
extensive  landscaping,  better  light- 
ing, new  restrooms.  and  new  food 
Krvices  areas. 

Phase  Two  entails  the  completion 
of  the  Agricultural  Complex. 

The  new  Food  Court  area  will 
have  eight  food  concessions,  and 
offers  spacious  open-air  dining 
which  will  include  50  new  picnic  tables  with  umbrellas. 
The  new  area  is  capable  of  seating  over  400  people. 

The  new  area  is  built  in  place  of  seven  older  concession 

buildings.  ,     „  ..       r 

The  Food  Court  itself  will  offer  everything  from 
gourmet  coffee  and  ice  cream  sundaes  to  New  York  style 
deli  sandwiches.  Among  various  meal  options  are 
deep-dish  pizza  and  complete  chicken  dinners  on  a  daily 

basis.  r   .     D     !:• 

Phase  One  also  included  an  upgrade  of  the  Hig  t  s 
amusement  park,  which  was  regradcd  and  re-paved.  A 


new  "Kiddieland  Area."  located  next  to  the  Magic 
Midway,  was  created  to  give  children  a  special  ride  area. 

Planters  full  of  shrubbery  will  beautify  the  area  as  well 
as  provide  seating  along  the  south  side  of  the  fairgrounds. 
A  total  of  900  feet  of  new  planters  was  added. 
The  old  racetrack,  formerly  on  four  different  levels 
was    regraded    to    one    level    and 
rc-paved.  The  crash  wall  of  the  track 
was  demolished  and  rebuilt.  Over  80 
percent  of  the  materials,  including  cin- 
derblock.  brick,  blacktop  and  topsoil 
were  recycled  and  used  in  the  recon- 
struction. 

Over  6.400  tons  of  asphalt  paving  was 
used  in  the  reconstruction.  The 
one-and-one-half-inch  thick  paving 
runs  for  more  than  2.5  miles. 

A  large  amount  of  Phase  One  con- 
struction is  underground,  with  close  to 
one  mile  of  drainage  pipe,  aftd  over  one 
mile  of  sewer  pipe  added.  Another  mile 
of  water  pipe  was  added  to  accommo- 
date the  new  facilities. 
Many  other  small  renovations  took  place  on  the  fair- 
grounds: various  painting  projects  worth  over  $100,000 
were  completed;  electrical  improvements  along 
Commonwealth  Avenue  totaled  $50,000;  almost  $75,000 
worth  of  electrical  substations  were  added  around  the 

fairgrounds.  ...       a    ia 

New  fencing  along  the  property  line  was  added,  and  old 
or  damaged  sections  were  replaced.  The  final  touch  was 
the  addition  of  new.  red  canopies  over  all  of  the  penna 
neni  concessions  buildings,  a  project  which  accounted  for 
$100,000 


OuhRight  Happy 


The  struggle  to  pass  crime  legisla- 
tion was  completed  Tuesday  as 
President  Clinton  signed  the  $50  mil- 
lion omnibus  crime  bill  into  law  at 
White  House  ceremony. 

The  bill  provides  for  more  police 
and  prison  construction  and  expands 
the  number  of  federal  crimes  punish- 
able by  death.  The  new  legislation 
also  contains  a  provision  requiring 
life  in  prison  without  possibilty  for 
parole  for  criminals  convicted  of 
three  drug  trafficking  or  serious 
felonies  —  the  so-called  "three 
strikes  and  you're  out"  rule.  Over  $6 
million  will  go  toward  crime  preven- 
tion programs. 

Also  included  in  the  bill  is  a  ban  on 
19  types  of  assault  weapons.  The  pas- 
sage of  the  ban,  contested  by  several 
House  and  Senate  Republicans,  is 
widely  viewed  as  a  major  defeat  for 
the  National  Rifie  Association,  which 
had  vigorously  lobbied  against  the 
provision. 

University  of  Massachusetts  sociol- 
ogy professor  and  criminologist 
Roland  Chilton  said  yesterday  that 
while  some  of  the  bill's  provisions  are 
useful,  others  will  do  little  to  prevent 
crime  in  the  United  States. 

Acording  to  Chilton,  a  heightened 
police  presence  adds  to  a  sense  of 
public  security  regardless  of  the 
extent  to  which  criminal  acts  are 
actually  deterred 

"You  have  to  ask  yourself,  would 
it  be  useful  to  have  m.irc  -ops  ot  the 
streets?'"  said  Chilton.  "It  it  makes 
people  feel  better,  than  it  is  worth- 
while. 

Ion  Simpson,  another  criminolo 
gist  in  the  UMass  sociology  depart 
ment,  said  people's  expectations  for 
the  amount  of  crime  deterred 
shouldn't  rise  too  high  because  a 
large  number  of  violent  crimes 
involve  people  who  know  one  anoth- 
er and  commit  violent  acts  outside  of 
the  view  of  police. 

Chilton  also  said  the  "three  strikes 
and  you're  out"  provision  is  problem- 
atic because  it  keeps  people  incarccr 
alcd  after  they're  still  dangerous. 

"While  it  sounds  good,  it  really  just 
creates  a  problem  well  have  in  ten  or 
1 2  years  if  we  lock  large  numbers  of 
people  up.  We'll  have  overcrowded 
prisons,"  Chihon  said. 

Chilton,  who  served  on  the 
President's  Commission  on  Law 
Enforcement  and  Administration  of 
justice  in  1966,  also  warned  the 
expansion  of  the  number  of  crimes 
punishibic  by  death  is  unlikely  to 
reduce  overall  crime. 


Dan  Brielman  and  Fill  Fit/gerald  relax  outside  an  animal  barn  at 
the  Big  E  fairgrounds  yesterday  (see  related  story,  page  9). 


On-campus  911  calls 
now  make  off-campus 
hospital  care  an  option 


By  K*lly  Spang 

Collagian  Staff 


University  of  Massachusetts  stu- 
dents and  other  members  of  the 
University  Health  Services  will  be 
taken  to  Cooley  Dickinson  Hospital 
in  Northampton  rather  than  the 
University  Health  Services  in  the  case 
of  those  emergencies  where  "911"  is 
called,  according  to  University  offi- 
cials. 

Ambulance  service,  provided 
through  the  Amherst  Fire 
Department,  will  transport  all  emer- 
gency patients  to  Northampton  as 
mandated  by  a  memorandum  from 
the  Massachusetts  State  Department 
of  Emergency  Services,  according  to 
the  University  Health  Services 
Medical  Director  Thomas  McBride. 

"If  someone  calls  911,  they  are 
entered  into  the  91 1  system  and  have 
to  go  to  a  place  defined  as  a  hospi- 
tal," he  said. 

While  McBride  said  the  University 
Health  Services  offers  many  of  the 
features  of  a  hospital,  not  all  the  ser- 
vices are  available.  The 
Commonwealth  system  of  emergency 
care  is  now  requiring  that  all  91 1 
calls  be  treated  at  a  hospital. 

However.  McBride  is  encouraging 
students  to  call  Health  Services 
before  calling  911  to  see  if  the 
University  can  accomodate  in  the 
type  of  care  needed  before  an  ambu- 


lance    leaves     ihc     patient     in 
Northampton. 

"Logic  and  ctonumii.s  spi-dli  to  ihe 
fact  that  if  it  is  not  a  life  threatening 
emergency,  call  us  first,"  he  said 

McBride  said,  in  the  past,  the 
Amherst  Fire  Dcparimcni  would 
transport  students  to  Ikallh  Services 
if  there  was  not  a  life  threatening 
emergency. 

With  the  new  mandaic.  McBride 
said  if  a  student  calls  Health  Services 
before  911,  arrangcmcnis  may  be 
made  to  find  iransporlaliun  lu  the 
center  if  the  individual  is  unable  lo 
transport  for  him  or  herself 

"Don't  misunderstand  Hospitals 
should  take  care  of  major  emergen- 
cies," McBride  said.  "But  wc  can  lake 
care  of  minor  traumas  Wc  been 
doing  it  for  many  years." 

The  University  health  insurance 
offered  to  students  will  pay  for  any 
trips  to  Cooley  Dickinson  Hospital, 
according  to  McBride  However,  he 
said  if  there  is  a  heavy  fiow  of  traffic 
to  Ihe  hospital,  all  health  insurance 
offered  by  the  University  will  likely 
increase  to  pay  for  I  he  added  expense 
of  running  to  Northampton 

Over  half  of  the  UMass  Mudcnts 
have  some  other  form  of  hcalih  insur- 
ance in  addition  lo  Ihe  University 
insurance,  but  McBride  said  mai)y 
insurance  companies  and  HMO^  will 

Turn  to  911 .  page  9 


'New'  Democrat  opposing  Weld  in  race  for  governor 


By  B*n  Gcmon 

ColUgion  Staff 


led  lankowski  ('96),  Alison  Fleming  ('97)  and  Diana  Townsend  ('97)  boast  winning  smiles  to  win  fans  and 
new  members  of  the  Ulvlass  Outing  Ckjb.  


Mark  Roosevelt,  the  front-runner  heading  into 
Tuesday's  Democratic  Party  gubernatorial  primary,  has 
modeled  himself  as  a  moderate  "new  democrat'  in  prepar 
ing  for  an  uphill  battle  against  incumbent  Governor 
William  Weld  in  November's  gubernatorial  election. 

Roosevelt,  a  58-year-old,  four-term  state  representa- 
tive from  Beacon  Hill,  has  staked  out  moderate  positions 
on  issues  such  as  welfare  and  crime,  recently  attacking 
Weld  for  being  "soft"  on  criminals. 

"Saying  Bill  Weld  is  tough  on  crime  is  a  joke."  said 
Roosevelt  in  a  press  release  late  last  month  "This  is  a  gov- 
ernor who  said  he  would  reintroduce  prisoners  to  the  joys 
of  busting  rocks'  and  would  take  their  televisions  away 
from  them  No  rocks  have  been  busted,  they  now  have 
cable  television,  and  at  least  10  percent  of  all  inmates 
have  been  introduced  to  the  joys  of  collecting  welfare  " 

Roosevelt  embraces  a  centrist  position  on  welfare 
issues,  stressing  themes  of  "personal  responsibility"  and 
noting  that  welfare  programs  should  offer  a  "helping 
hand,  not  a  handout  " 

His  proposals  for  changing  the  current  welfare  system 
include  a  one-year  time  limit  for  recipients  to  find 
employment,  after  which  they  will  face  a  25  hour  per 


week  community  service  requirement  in  order  lo  continue 
receiving  benefits. 

Roosevelt  also  advocates  the  extension  of  health  care 
benefits  to  welfare  recipients  who  find  jobs  thai  di,  not 
provide  health  care. 

"My  plan  is  based  on  a  simple  premise.  Wc  will  say  lo 
all  able-bodied  welfare  recipients  the  more  vou  do  to 
help  yourself,  the  more  we'll  do  lo  help  you.  -aul 
Roosevelt  in  a  press  release  last  week 

Roosevelt,  who  has  won  the  endorsmcni  ..»  K>cfll  slate 
representatives  Ellen  Story,  D-Amhcrsi.  and  Nancy 
Flavin.  D-F-asthampton.  has  pledged  to  financiallv  sup 
port  public  higher  education  in  Massachusetts  i(  elected 
In  campaign  literature.  Roosevelt  has  proposed  strength- 
ening ties  between  universities  and  local  ccimomies 
through  tailoring  curricula  to  match  the-  nccilv  ,1  kH.8i 
businesses. 

Improving  the  quality  of  public  schools  has  been  a 
major  campaign  theme  for  Roosevelt  While  co^chair  ol 
the  Education  Committee.  Roosevelt  helped  wnic  the  cdu 
cation  reform  law  passed  in  lune  1995. 

The  law  ensured  schools  in  poorer  cummun.tK-  not 
pivperiy  funded  by  property  taxes  receive  a  base  amount 
of  money  apart  from  property  lax  revenues  Also  included 

Tun  to  BOOSfVIlT  page  9 


Page  2  /  Tuesday,  September  13,  1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Thursday,  September  15,  1994  /  Page  3 


Cevallos  to  help  with  learning  programs 


FYls  tn  public  jefvice  announcementi  wtich  trt  phnled  daily. 
To  submit  an  fYl,  please  send  a  press  release  conuinirtg  all  per- 


By  Jessica  TovMna 

Collegian  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  Provost  Patricia 
Crosson  recently  appointed  a  professor  of  Spanish  and 
Portugese  languages  and  literature  to  the  jxjst  of  faculty 
advisor  to  the  Provost.  

Francisco  Javier  Cevallos 
received  the  appointment  to  this 
two-year  position  because  of  his 
experience  and  direct  work  with 
the  faculty,  Crosson  said. 

The  position  involves  tempo- 
rary work  and  concrete  short 
term  goals,  according  to  Cevallos. 

Some  of  Cevallos'  goals  and 
duties  will  be  to  prepare  reports 
relating  to  education,  coordinate 
a  series  of  discussions  on  "teach- 
ing and  learning"  for  next  semes- 
ter and  to  oversee  a  new  column 
in  the  Campus  Chronicle  that  will 
focus  on  "teaching  and  learning." 

Cevallos  will  represent  the  Provost  on  the  Academic 
Priorities  Council  and  work  with  faculty  committees  con- 
cerned with  undergraduate  curriculum,  he  said. 

His  main  focus  will  be  working  on  "figuring  out  and 
implementing  a  new  teaching  and  learning  program," 
Crosson  said. 


Some  of  Cex'allos '  goals  and 
duties  will  be  to  prepare 
reports  relating  to  education, 
coordinate  a  series  of  discus- 
sions on  "teaching  and  learn- 
ing" and  to  oversee  a  new  col- 
umn in  the  Campus  Chronicle 
that  will  focus  on  "teaching 
and  learning. " 


"Although  we  do  work  with  graduates,  we're  primarilly 
concerned  with  undergraduates." 

Crosson  said  that  the  attention  has  been  directed 
towards  undergrads  as  a  result  of  the  new  grad  dean  tend- 
ing to  graduate  student  affairs. 
Crosson  became  provost  in  August.  She  holds  the  posi- 
tion  on  an  interium  basis  for  two 
years.  She  was  previously  a  facul- 
ty member  of  the  School  of 
Education. 

She  said  she  feels  that  it  is  a 
good  idea  for  the  Provost  to  have 
faculty  members  on  short-term 
assignments  to  help  with  issues, 
activities  and  to  get  a  good  facul- 
ty perspective. 

Cevallos  has  taught  Spanish 
and  Portugese  at  UMass  for  ten 
years  and  said  that,  although  it  is 
not  in  his  job  description,  he  is 
"very  committed  to  multicultural 
-^^^-^^^— ^^—       and  diversity  issues." 

His  first  administration  job 
consisted  of  three  years  as  the  secretary  of  the  faculty  sen- 
ate, and  once  his  two-year  position  with  the  IV>vo$t  ends, 
he  plans  on  returning  to  teaching. 

"I  hope  to  make  a  positive  change  and  contribute  to 
undergraduate  education  at  the  University,"  Cevallos 
said. 


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Americans  benefit  from  reorganization 


WASHINGTON  (AP)  -  A  year  into  Pr«siclcnt  Clinton's 
government  reorganization  effort.  Americans  are  seeing 
the  beneflts,  he  said  Wednesday. 

Clinton,  in  a  White  House  ceremony,  praised  the 
streamlining  effort  headed  by  Vice  President  Al  Gore,  say- 
ing it  had  saved  the  government  $47  million  in  the  first 
year. 

"The  benefits  are  being  felt  the  way  they  ought  to  be 
felt,"  he  said,  "by  the  American  people." 

Clinton  said  savings  achieved  through  the  program  will 
pay  for  his  crime  bill 

A  status  report  Gore  presented  to  the  president  said  the 
savings  were  achieved  primarily  through  the  elimination 
of  71.000  jobs.  Gore,  in  a  later  roundtable  with  reporters, 
acknowledged  that  the  program  is  drawing  a  less-than- 
enthusiustic  reception  from  some  middle  management 
workers. 

Some  of  that  group,  he  said,  "might  be  worried  about 
it"  because  that's  where  cutbacks  are  taking  place. 
Unions,  which  represent  rank-and-file  workers,  have  been 
strongly  supportive.  Gore  said  the  ratio  of  employees  to 
managers  in  the  private  sector  is  about  15-1.  in  high-per- 
forming companies  often  as  high  as  75-1,  and  in  federal 
government,  5-1. 

"That  doesn't  make  sense." 

The  vice  president  said  he  wants  to  change  that  ratio, 
though  he  has  set  no  specific  goal. 

"A  lot  of  middle  managers  make  the  government  run, 
and  I'm  not  targeting  them  as  individuals  or  as  a  group  ... 
but  that  group  is  too  large  and  we  need  to  change  that 
and  we  will." 


Gore's  "reinventing  government"  program  has  lan- 
guished in  near-obscurity  since  it  was  unveiled  amid  much 
fanfare  last  year  and  Gore  followed  it  with  an  appearance 
on  David  Letterman's  late-night  television  show. 

In  th«  report,  the  administration  points  out  what  it  said 
were  achievements  during  the  last  year  in  slimming  down 
the  federal  bureaucracy,  simplifying  purchasing  and  sav- 
ing money. 

Gore's  National  Performance  Review  last  year  made 
384  recommendations  it  said  would  save  the  government 
$108  billion  over  five  years. 

A  recent  appraisal  by  the  Brookings  In$tilution,  a 
Washington-based  think  tank,  said  the  reorganization 
made  little  progress  in  its  first  year. 

The  research  group  said  the  endeavor  focused  so  closely 
on  short-term  savings  that  government  bureaucrats  -  the 
people  most  needed  to  make  the  plan  succeed  -  were 
alienated. 

Gore's  status  report  paints  a  much  different  picture, 
asserting  matter-of-factly  that  government  is  "starting  to 
cost  less."  "The  president  and  Congress  have  enacted  leg- 
islation to  cut  the  deficit  in  half,  eliminate  wasteful  pro- 
grams and  shrink  the  federal  work  force  to  its  lowest 
level  since  )ohn  F.  Kennedy  was  president,"  it  says. 
"Across  government,  agencies  and  employees  have  found 
creative  new  ways  to  save  money  and  operate  more  effi- 
ciently." 

As  of  Sept.  1.  Congress  had  enacted  $47  billion  of  the 
projected  savings,  the  report  says,  and  an  additional  $16 
billion  in  estimated  savings  were  pending  in  congressional 
conference  committees. 


Balancing  Act 


High  school  Students  get  a  taste  of  college 


By  Jessica  Tovenw 

Collegian  Staff 


High  school  students  have  the  opportunity  to  take  col- 
lege-level courses  at  the  University  of  Massachusetts  this 
fall  and  have  them  paid  for  by  the  state. 

The  Dual  Enrollment  Program  allows  eligible  1 1th  and 
12th  graders  the  option  of  taking  courses  that  are  not 
available  in  the  curriculum  in  their  _^_^___^ 
high  schools,  said  Winiphred  Stone, 
senior  policy  analyst  to  the  Secretary 
of  Education. 

The  $500,000  program  is  only 
offered  to  students  attending  public 
high  schools  in  Massachusetts.  It  is 
designed  to  make  sure  that  advanced 
courses  are  available  to  them, 
regardless  of  their  current  socio-eco- 
nomic level. 

"Some  students  may  need  more 
advanced  classes  that  public  schools 
don't  offer,"  Stone  said.  "They  may 
need  occupational  classes  or  classes 
in  the  arts,  music  or  foreign  lan- 
guage" ,  _,        .  , 

Students  who  participate  have  a  grade  point  average  ol 
3.0  or  better,  and  are  highly  recommended  are  eligible  to 
participate,  Stone  said. 

"Any  local  school  kid  may  be  able  to  participate,"  (uan 
Kabon,  director  of  Admissions  at  UMass,  said.  "We 
decide  on  the  basis  of  available  space,  the  way  they  do 
with  continuing  education." 

The  state  will  pay  UMass  $155  per  credit,  a  reduced 
rate  compared  to  the  rate  charged  to  actual  college  stu- 
dents. The  rate  is  composed  of  tuition  expenses  and  fees 
specially  developed  for  the  participants  in  the  program. 

The  state  will  pay  community  colleges  $75  per  credit 
and  stale  colleges  $105  per  credit 


"It's  not  meant  to 
serve  as  an  alternative 
to  high  school;  we 
make  sure  the  high 
school  doesn't  offer  the 
course  before  we  do 
anything  and  we  don 't 
finance  remmedial, 
pre-  college  courses. " 


"They  pay  less  than  what  we  charge  for  tuition,  but 


more  than  what  community  colleges  charge,"  Kabon 
said. 

Although  students  are  responsible  for  their  own  trans- 
portation and  books,  there  are  some  schools  and  colleges 
that  are  working  together  to  try  help  fund  these  essentials. 
Stone  said. 

"It  becomes  a  problem  in  places  like  Western  Mass., 
where  public  transportation  is  not  readily  available," 
^_^^^____      Stone  said.  "It  all  gets  dealt  with  on  a 
local  level." 

The  program  stems  from  former 
President  George  Bush's  "Goals 
2000"  plan,  which  promises  to  offer 
high  school  students  the  knowledge 
and  skills  they  need  to  progress  after 
graduation.  Stone  said. 

The  notion  of  Dual  Enrollment  is 
not  a  new  one.  Many  colleges  have 
been  offering  courses  for  years.  The 
difference  is  that  this  program  is 
slate-  funded,  Stone  said. 

In  the  past,  high  school  students 

took  college  courses  and  either  paid 

the  cost  of  regular  fees  or  had  the 

college  waive  the  fees  altogether. 

Some  were  more  innovative,  like  Middlesex  Community 

College,  which  worked  at  getting  industry  to  sponsor  high 

school  students.  Stone  said. 

"It's  not  meant  to  serve  as  an  alternative  to  high  school; 
we  make  sure  the  high  school  doesn't  offer  the  course 
before  we  do  anything  and  we  don't  finance  remmedial, 
pre-college  courses,"  Stone  said. 

There  is  no  recruiting  process  going  on,  Kabon  said. 
"We're  not  pushing  it;  word  gets  around  quick  and  we 
don't  need  to." 

Classes  are  being  offered  to  high  school  students  at  the 
UMass  campuses  in  Amherst,  Boston.  Dartmouth,  and 
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The  complexity  of  Americana 


E.G. 
Jhomas 


Being  an  American  is  a  quirky  sort  of  thing.  Its  a 
brand  of  sorts,  as  if  we  were  all  a  bunch  of  cattle 
grazing  in  a  meadow  in  between  the  Pacific  and 
Atlantic  oceans.  It's  who  you  are,  and  what  you  belong  to. 
Not  until  you  are  pulled  over  by  the  Hungarian  police 
without  your  passport  do  you  realize  just  how  imporiant 
this  brand  is.  Going  to  Europe  without  your  American  ID 
is  like  going  to  the  Gobi  desert  without  water  and  sun- 
screen. 

And  still,  at  other  times,  this  brand  is  much  like  that 
latoo  of  your  ex-boyfriend's  name  blazen  across  your  arm 
—  something  you'd  rather  have  forgotten.  Not  until  you 
are  sitting  among  a  group  of  drunken 
Americans  singing  the  Star  Spangled 
Banner  in  the  middle  of  a  British  pub,  do 
you  realize  how  embarassing  it  can  be. 

Being  an  American  is  confusing,  power- 
ful, wonderful  and  well,  down  right 
strange.  We're  not  the  most  complex  individuals  on  the 
plaiiet.  yet  we  seem  to  have  a  knack  for  creating  conflicit- 
ing  images  of  ourselves. 

For  instance,  we  are  undoubtedly  the  most  powerful 
nation  on  this  earth.  Wc  can  invade  countries  and  take 
out  another  government  on  a  moment's  notice.  And  yet 
we  are  obsessed  with  two  animated  boys  who  play  frog 
baseball,  and  have  the  limited  communication  skills  of 
"this  sucks"  and  "ihai's  cool." 

In  general,  we  are  a  group  of  party  seekers,  whether  it 
be  in  a  pub  or  a  park,  we  can  talk  to  anyone  and  are 
always  just  looking  for  a  good  time.  However,  our  cities 
are  in  turmoil  because  we  can't  live  on  the  same  block 
with  one  another. 

Telling  someone  you're  American  becomes  difficult 
when  you're  trying  to  avoid  the  dozens  of  adjectives  that 
immediately  ignite  in  a  stranger's  head.  It's  a  startling 
thing  to  learn  what  people  perceive  you  as.  Sometimes  it 
is  rather  funny,  like  listening  to  the  interpretation  of  your 
"accent"  (most  sound  like  |ohn  Wayne  on  acid),  or  trying 
to  come  up  with  an  intelligent  answer  to  the  popular 
question:  "Why  do  all  Americans  wear  baseball  hats?" 
And  other  times,  it's  disappointing  and  sad.  like  hearing 
that  Americans  are  out-  going,  friendly  people,  and  in  the 
same  breath  that  we  all  live  at  zip  code  90210.  I  met  a 


young  woman  in  a  Cornwall  pub.  who,  after  she  found 
out  I  was  an  American  student,  asked  if  I  carried  a  gun  to 
school. .  .and  she  wasn't  kidding. 

it's  this  terrifying  notion  that,  as  soon  as  you  say  you're 
American,  someone  will  immediately  think  they  know 
what  you  are  all  about.  You  become  so  insecure  and  pro- 
tective that  most  of  the  time  you  try  to  keep  your  language 
to  yourself.  Which,  for  the  first  months  of  traveling, 
became  very  frustrating. 

I  shouldn't  be  ashamed  of  who  I  am.  I  kept  telling 
myself.  I  started  becoming  more  and  more  defensive  of 
America.  I'd  gel  into  arguments  in  class  about  every- 
thing from  American  foreign  policy  to 
American  film  directors  in  Hollywood.  I 
was  the  tangible,  living  form  of  the  fourth 
of  luly. 

Anything  and  everything  said  about 
America,  I  took  personally.  Which,  after  a 
while,  became  plain  ridiculous  and  quite  frankly,  exhaust- 
ing. And  then  I  realized,  people  were  going  to  think  what- 
ever they  wanted  to,  no  matter  how  much  I  argued,  or 
how  many  times  I  walked  away.  Trying  to  dispel  the  col- 
lective image  of  Americans  was  impossible.  More  impor- 
tantly, during  all  of  these  judgement  calls,  opinions  and 
images,  I  had  clouded  my  view  of  my  own  country  and 
replaced  it  with  some  fairy  tale  worid  bred  of  defensive- 
ness  and  frustration. 

There  is  no  disputing  that  Americans  are  similar.  But 
nor  is  there  any  disputing  that  Americans  are  vastly,  and 
vividly  different  either.  We  live  in  a  nation  based  on  dif- 
ferences. We  are  a  huge  mix  of  countries,  colors,  religions 
and  classes.  Which  is  certainly  not  to  say  that  there  aren't 
problems,  just  that  we  live  in  such  an  amazing,  eclectic 
situation. 

No.  I  don't  always  agree  with  our  foreign  policy,  I  don't 
live  even  near  the  vicinity  of  90210,  and  no,  I  don't  carry 
a  gun  to  school;  but  I  can  occassionally  be  caught  wearing 
a  baseball  hat  and  watching  Beavis  and  Bullhead.  I'm 
American,  it's  all  part  of  my  culture,  and  I'm  proud  of  it. 
If  people  would  look  past  a  lot  of  the  international 
media's  image  of  Americans,  they'd  realize  we  are  an 
amazing  bunch  of  people.  Strange,  but  amazing. 
E.C.  Thomas  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


"•  ""  ""  '■"•  "'  "K  "-"""^  ^iiw.  I  iiici  a  c.c.  I  nomas  IS  a  Lollegian  columnist. 

If  you're  gonna  do  it,  be  ready  to  get  hacked 

^T  ike  sells  billions  upon  billions      threw  them  in  the  hamper.  He  went      came  up  to  visit  me  from  I 


Andrew 
Bryce 


Nike  sells  billions  upon  billions 
of  shoes  to  the  catchy  slogan 
"lust  Dolt." 
lust  do  it.  huh?  Ii  seems  like  I  said 
that  just  too  much  this  summer.  I  just 
did  it  when  I  had  that  tenth  beer.  I 
just  did  it  when  I  racked  up  a  $150 
phone  bill.  And  I  paid  for  it  in  both 
incidents.  In  different  ways,  of 
course.  . 

"lust  do  It"  can  be  a  »ery  powerful 
expression,  one 
that  induces 
inspiration  to 
those  trying  to 
achieve  some- 
thing. Running 
that  extra  mile,  lifting  that  extra 
weight,  shooting  those  ten  extra  free 
throws.  Those  who  "lust  Do  It"  to 
excel  at  whatever  it  is  they  are  setting 
out  to  do  are  rewarded  for  the  added 
amount  of  work  ihey  perform. 
However... 

lust  doing  it  in  other  circumstances 
can  lead  to  despicable  incidents  that 
•re  unnecessary.  And  somehow, 
those  are  the  ones  that  stick  out  in 
my  mind  in  relation  to  my  sumriKr. 

My  friends  and  I  had  blast  during 
the  three  month  sabbatical  from 
school.  In  some  cases,  just  loo  much 
fun. 

Nike  can  have  the  "lust  Do  It" 
phrase.  I'll  lake  the  "If  You're 
Gonna'  Do  It.  Be  Prepared  To  Get 
Hacked  On  "  Here  are  the  incidents 
thai  fit  that  phrase  to  a  lee. 

My  buddy  Lee  and  his  voyage  — 
My  friends  and  I  went  out  to  a  pit 
some  people  call  a  bar.  The  people 
there  are  either  between  the  ages  of 
1 8-24  or  older  than  50.  A  variety  of 
personalities,  indeed,  but  that's 
beside  the  point. 

Anyway.  Lee  got  pretty  intoxicat- 
ed, rather  unnoliccably.  and  drove 
home  He  parked  his  car  in  the  drive- 
way, and  walked  up  to  the  door.  He 
went  lo  put  his  key  in  the  door,  but  it 
wa^  giving  him  problems.  He  ngured 
out  that  the  door  was  unlocked,  and 
walked  inside. 

Lee  Ihcn  proceeded  lo  walk  to  the 
bathroom,  look  off  his  clothes,  and 


on 


threw  them  in  the  hamper.  He  went 
to  the  bathroom,  flushed  the  toilet 
and  staggered  to  his  room. 

Well,  his  room. ..wasn't  his  room. 
It  was  a  parlor.  After  seconds  of  con- 
fusion, he  realized  his  mistake, 
grabbed  his  clothes  from  the  hamper, 
and  ran  outside  lo  his  car. 
Lee  was  not  at  his  house. 
In  fact,  he  was  three  blocks  away 
from  his  domain,  in  somebody  else's 
house.  Lee  final- 
ly reached  his 
destination,  ran 
into  his  own 
house  this  time, 
and  prayed  for 
two  hours  that  he  wasn't  going  lo  get 
arrested.  Trespassing,  wearing  noth- 
ing but  his  briefs,  urinating  in  the  toi- 
let and  flushing  it.  walking  around 
aimlessly  in  a  strange  place  —  and 
thinking  he  was  in  the  friendly  con- 
fines of  his  own  home.  Oh.  Lee.  how 
amazingly  lucky  you  were  not  gelling 
caught. 

Arguably  the  funniest  and  horrific 
drunken-stupor  tale  I  have  heard. 
Poor  Lee  hasn't  heard  the  end  of  it. 

Watching  Ol  driving  across  Los 
Angeles  in  the  white  Bronco  —  There 
I  was.  watching  0|  Simpson,  fugitive 
of  justice,  riding  ahead  of  a  pack  of 
police  cars. in  that  pit  I  guess  I'll  call 
a  bar.  Anyway,  we're  all  there,  beers 
in  hand,  watching  the  0|  ordeal  on 
the  television  in  the  comer  of  the 
place. 

I  then  looked  over  to  my  friend 
Adam,  and  said  in  a  rather  loud 
voice,  "you  know.  Adam,  we  are 
watching  history.  In  my  19  years  of 
living.  I  have  never  seen  anything  like 
this." 

Adam  then  look  another  drink  of 
his  beer,  turned  to  me  slowly,  and 
quietly  said.  'Andrew.  I  wouldn't  say 
that  loo  loud  if  I  was  you." 

I  then  disgustingly  realized  that  I 
just  procalimed  to  the  twenty  plus 
people  around  me.  including  the 
owner  of  the  bar.  that  i  was 
19-years-old.  Dummy  up.  Andrew. 

My  friend  and  his  'valid'  ID.  — 
An  old  friend  that  I  grew  up  with 


came  up  to  visit  me  from  Florida  to 
hang  out  for  a  few  days.  We  went  lo 
this  club  nearby,  and  it  was  18-and- 
over  night. 

My  buddy  decided  to  utilize  this 
fake  ID  he  had.  The  thing  was  ridicu- 
lous. My  friend  is  5-foot  7-inches  at 
the  most,  and  has  a  full  head  of  hair. 
This  ID  said  he  was  6-fooi  3.  and  the 
guy  in  the  picture  had  a  receding 
hairline. 

Anyway,  to  make  a  short  story  loo 
long,  my  friend  stood  there,  hurling 
insults  at  the  bouncer  for  not  believ- 
ing that  it  was  really  him.  We 
dragged  my  friend  away  before  ihe 
bouncer  kicked  his  butt.  He  could 
defend  himself  about  Ihe  hair  bit.  and 
mention  Ihe  miraculous  hair  growth 
he  received  by  good  ol'  Sy  SpeHing. 
But  the  eight  inches  of  growth  was 
not  worth  Ihe  surprisingly  patient 
bouncer's  time. 

Talking  Ihe  dog  down  from  the 
window  —  There  my  friends  and  I 
were,  in  Newport.  R.I.  after  a  night 
of  partying.  While  vvalking  on  one  of 
the  main  streets  filled  with  bars  and 
gift  shops,  we  .saw  this  dog  slicking 
his  head  out  of  a  window  of  the  sec- 
ond floor  of  a  house. 

With  a  mass  of  people  on  the 
streets  walking  to  and  from  the  bars 
and  stores,  there  we  were,  trying  to 
talk  the  dog  down  from  ihc  vrindow. 

"Don't  do  il.'"  we  were  saying, 
"it's  not  worth  it.  c'mon  down."  You 
sec  what  I'm  saying,  we  trying  to  talk 
the  dog  down  from  jumping.  I  guess 
you  just  had  to  be  there,  b«:ausc  we 
got  a  bigkickout  of  il. 

I  can  just  see  you  reading  this,  and 
you  probably  have  Ihe  same  una- 
muscd  and  puzzled  k»k  on  your  face 
that  Ihe  dog  had  himself.  Like  I  said. 
I  guess  you  had  lo  be  there. 

I  think  thai  last  story  I  just  lold 
basically  tells  me  to  end  il  here,  lust 
remember  my  phrase  —  "If  You're 
Gonna'  Do  It.  Be  Prepared  To  Gel 
Hacked  On.' 

II  could  catch  on,  and  I  demand 
the  copywrite. 

Andrew  Bryce  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Opinion/Editorial 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


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There  are  just  too  many  students 


David 
Chan 


It's  known  that  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  is  trying  lo 
enhance  its  reputation  as  an 
academic  institution.  But  as  I  enter 
my  sophomore  year  and  I  gaze 
around  the  campus,  Ihe  pack  has 
not  seemed  to  change.  The  acade- 
mics here  are  adequate  to  good  — 
by  a  national  comparison.  The  prob- 
lem I  have  with  this  university  is 
that  I  think  il  accepts  more  students 
than  it  can  handle. 

First  of  all,  who 
hasn't  had  a  problem 
with  the  add/drop 
regristralion  system? 
Despite  the  advance- 
ment in  technology,  il  is  still  hard  to 
register  for  classes  that  you  want 
because  there  are  just  too  many  peo- 
ple. How  many  times  have  you  heard 
that  lady  over  the  phone  say, "The 
section  you  have  requested  is  overen- 
rolled.  Please  enter  a  two  digit  action 
code."  Action?  You  call  this  action? 
I  can't  gel  anything  done. 

I  chose  to  attend  UMass  because 
it  has  a  wide  range  of  curriculum  for 
students  to  taste.  But  the  reality  is, 
you  better  be  sure  of  whal  you  want 
to  do,  or  you'll  be  playing  catch-  up. 
Over  the  summer.  I  decided  to  dou- 
ble major.  Keep  in  mind.  I  didn't 
change  my  major  —  I  just  added 
another  one.  Usually  students  who 
change  their  majors  are  set  back,  but 
I'm  jusi  adding  a  major,  and  I'm 
already  in  a  bind.  I  won't  mention 


the  school  (it  could  be  SOM, 
Engineering,  HRTA.  CASIAC.  etc.) 
that  I'm  trying  to  get  into,  but  I'm 
having  a  REALLY  hard  time  trying 
lo  get  into  the  classes  that  I  need  in 
order  to  get  into  this  particular 
school.  There  are  lots  of  duds  in  the 
classes  that  I  need.  The  sad  thing 
about  these  duds  is  that  by  October, 
they'll  either  drop  the  classor  just 
never  show  up.  Some  loser  is  sitting 
in  my  seat. 

I'm  working  hard 
to  earn  good  grades 
but.  unfortunately.  I 

ean't   gel    into   Ihe 

classes  thai  I  need. 
Many  other  students  here  at  UMass 
share  this  problem.  I  don't  think 
UMass  can  handle  the  number  of 
students  thai  il  accepts.  Last  year, 
the  acceptance  rale  was  over  80  per- 
cent. I  don't  know  what  you  consid- 
er high,  but  to  me,  80  percent  is 
very  high  for  a  school  that  is  trying 
lo  improve  its  academic  reputation. 
Is  this  school  a  business  or  an  insti- 
tution of  learning? 

Not  only  arc  classes  overenrolled, 
but  there  arc  problems  with  housing 
as  well.  I  was  standing  in  line  at  the 
housing  office  in  Whilmore  behind 
a  student,  and  you  wouldn't  believe 
what  I  overheard.  Housing  told  this 
poor  woman  that  there  wasn't  any 
temporary  housing  left.  She  had  no 
place  lo  stay.  I  guess  there's  no  such 
thing  as  temporary  housing  at 


UMass. 

There  are  many  other  noticeabk 
problems  around  campus.  Another 
one  has  lo  do  with  parking  permits. 
A  triend  of  mine  who  commutes 
applied  for  a  C  lot  slicker  last  semes- 
ter. She  instead  was  given  a  D  lot 
sticker,  which  is  for  students  who 
live  on  campus.  But  do  you  know 
who  I  feel  bad  for?  I  feel  bad  for  the 
kid  who  lives  in  Central  or  Orchard 
Hill  who  needs  a  D  lot  slicker  but 
instead  got  an  E  lot  slicker  because 
some  commuting  student  was  given 
his  D  lot  spot.  E  lot  is  really  scary  at 
night.  I  know  because  I  uscjd  to  have 
lo  go  there.  There  are  too  many  stu- 
dents here,  and  E  lot  should  be 
made  into  classrooms. 

Is  it  me  or  are  the  lines  at  the  din- 
ing commons  and  Whitmore  longer 
than  last  year?  I  can't  eat.  I  can't 
talk  to  anybody.  I'm  always  being 
rushed,  and  I  can'l  get  counseling. 
Everywhere  you  look  there's  a  long 
line.  I  feel  like  I  should  be  at 
Disneyworld.  But  no  one  has  the 
right  to  complain  about  the  long 
lines  at  Disneyworld  because 
Disneyworid  is  a  business. 

I'm  currently  on  about  20  wailing 
lists  for  classes,  and  there  are  about 
50  kids  ahead  of  me  on  each  of 
those  lists.  I  don't  care  whal  class 
I'm  in  anymore.  I'll  even  take  cook- 
ing; as  long  as  it  has  three  credits. 

David  Chan  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Remembering  the  Battle  of  Britain 


A.J. 
Stewart 


Is  il  just  me.  or  do  this  year's  freshmen  look  terribly 
young?  This  campus  has  been  invaded  by  baby-faced 
students.  They  wander  around  gawking  at  the  build- 
ings, looking  like  they  have  just  entered  Ihe  world's 
largest  mall.  The  Clearasil  contingent  has  stormed  the 
dorms,  and  the  youth  movement  looks  younger  than  ever. 
It  is  hard  for  me  lo  believe  I  was  once  a  dorky 
18-year-old.  Through  a  faint,  beer  soaked  memory.  I  am 
fairly  certain  I  too  was  once  a  dopey  freshman. 

It  was  the  fall  of  1990  when  I  arrived  in  the  deceptively 
beautiful  city  of  Madison.  Wisconsin.  The  city's  secret?  In 
October,  it  becomes  too  cold  for  ice  fishing.  I  once  went 
to  a  final  exam  (after  spending  12  straight  hours  reading 
Dr.  Zhivagn  cover  to  cover)  in  minus  18 
degree  weather,  minus  65  degree  wind 
chill.  Moscow  was  bcgining  to  sound  like 
California.  But  that  surprise  was  to  come 
later. 

August  in  Wisconsin  is  fairiy  warm,  and 
I  sat  by  Ukc  Mendota  drinking  the  first  of  many  beers.  I 
was  a  thousand  miles  from  home  with  a  week  of  nothing 
lo  do.  The  school  called  it  Orientation.  After  seeing  my 
body  a  week  later.  I  called  il  Abuse. 

I  decided  lo  venture  fraternity  row.  I  slopped  at  a  house 
that  advertised  upside  down  Mai  Tai's.  The  fraternity  had 
a  free  bar.  which  is  cleaHy  one  of  the  great  inventions  of 
our  lime.  The  brothers  sat  me  in  an  old  barber  chair,  then 
tilted  me  back.  Alcohol  was  then  poured  down  my  throat. 
The  chair  was  shoved  forward  and  I  fell  as  though  I  would 
surely  lose  my  stomach's  contents.  I  didn't,  and  the  broth- 
ers put  a  gold  star  on  my  forehead.  I  started  lo  feel  good 
about  not  throwing  up.  until  a  girl  walked  by  with  twelve 
stars. 

Almost  immediately  the  effects  of  Ihe  alcohol  sunk  in. 
A  few  beers  later.  I  was  singing  all  of  Madonna's 


Greatest  Hits  and  dancing  like  Pee  Wee  Herman.  I  was 
really  cool.  Everthing  and  everyone  looked  good.  Things 
were  going  great,  until  I  blacked  out.  Someone  else  then 
played  the  pan  of  A.|.  Stewart.  I  could  only  hope  he  did 
il  well. 

The  next  morning.  I  awoke  in  my  room  and  I  was  barely 
clothed.  Beside  me  was  a  new  friend,  whom  I  remembered 
as  my  next  door  neighbor.  Her  name  was  Brition.  and  this 
was  most  unfortunate.  When  our  "hook-up"  made  Ihe 
gossip  circles,  my  beer  goggling  became  known  as  the 
Battle  of  Britain.  This  was  because  her  face  appeared  to  be 
made-over  via  hand  grenade.  But  she  was  lying  in  my  bed 
and  I  was  eager  to  find  out  why.  In  high  school  my  sex  life 
was  largely  self  serve,  but  she  wasn't  much 
of  an  upgrade  from  that. 

When  she  got  up  I  asked  her  whal  had 
happened  the  night  before.  Apparently. 
Brition  had  been  coming  home  from  anoth- 
er party  when  she  stumbled  upon  me 
asleep  on  a  lawn  near  our  dorm.  She  lifted  me  up  and 
brought  me  upstairs.  According  lo  her  version,  nothing 
much  happened.  I  mumbled  a  few  things  about  "barber- 
shop quartets."  and  passed  out  again.  She  just  didn't  both- 
er to  go  to  her  room.  I  guess  her  roommate  was  Betiina 
lucky.  "        * 

I  was  furiously  hungovcr.  as  many  of  the  new  class  of 
UMass  students  will  be  this  week.  They  will  have  a  grxMl 
lime.  They  will  puke.  They  will  end  up  in  strange  places 
with  strange  people.  Hopefully,  they  will  be  careful  to 
avoid  AIDS  and  pregnancy.  But  most  of  all.  they  will  get 
older  and  more  mature.  They  won't  be  losers  all  their 
lives.  Maybe  they  will  write  columns  reminiscing  about 
their  stupidity.  And  when  they  look  back,  il  will  be  with 
fondness.  To  the  Class  of  "98.  welcome  to  college. 

A.I  Stewart  is  a  Collegian  columnist 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


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SG\  President 
defends  her  speech 

To  the  editor: 

Last  Saturday  I  presented  a  speech 
lo  the  new  students  at  convocation. 
The  speech  has  sparked  some  contro- 
versy. I  alerted  students  lo  some  of 
the  unpleasant  realities  of  our  cam- 
pus and  informed  ihem  that  they 
needed  to  use  their  voices  if  they 
wanted  to  make  change. 

Some  administrators,  staff  and  resi- 
dential assistants  are  upset  because 
they  felt  Ihc  speech  was  inappropriate 
given  that  the  students  were  new.  I 
would  like  to  share  with  you  why  I  fell 
il  was  important  to  talk  about  some  of 
these  depressing  realities  at  this  event. 

Many  students,  upon  arriving  here, 
are  not  infv.,rmed  about  what  they 
may  need  to  do  to  look  out  for  ihem- 


•elves.  Most  of  us  who  have  been 
here  for  more  than  a  year  have  talked 
about  wishing  that  someone  had  lold 
us,  upon  our  arrival,  about  Ihc  reali- 
ties we  would  come  up  against. 
Unfortunately  students  learn  about 
the  realities  on  this  campus  from 
painful  experience.  One  out  of  four 
first  year  students  don't  make  it  back 
for  a  second  year  at  UMass.  I  think 
this  trend  should  slop.  I  think  that 
new  students  need  to  hear  about  Ihe 
unpleasant  realities  so  they  will  be 
ready  to  deal  with  them. 

I  do  not  enjoy  giving  unpleasant 
speeches.  Il  is  much  easier  not  lo  tell 
students  that  they  will  have  to  strug- 
gle. But  that  is  not  always  the  truth. 
My  job  is  to  protect  students  from 
detnmenial  actions  and  unfair  policies 
and  not  from  the  injih 

Mirran  Raphacly 
SCAPresideat 


Thursday,  September  IS,  1994  /  Page  5 


Student  Government  Association 

Welcomes  you  to  our 

General  Interest 

Meeting 

September  20,  1994 

7:30  PM 

Campus  Center 

New  and  Old  Senators  alike 

come  be  a  part  of  the  Strongest 
Student  Voice  on  Campus 


Student  Government 

Senate  Elections 

September  29,  1994 
9  AM  -  7  PM 

Voting  Facilitated  in  all  of  the 
Dining  Commons,  Newman  Center 

&  the  Hatch 

Nomination  Papers 

Available  in  SGA  Office  420  Student 

Union  Starting  Thursday  September 

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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Thursday,  September  15,  1994  /  Page  7 


Arts  &  Living 


Wheeler  Gallery,  Grad  Lounge 
exhibit  pins,  caps  and  gowns 


Sleuth  captures  criminals  in  a  novel  way 

Mystery  highlights  the  exploits  of  senior  detective,  Henrie  O 


By  Tora  MK  Connelly 

Collegian  Start 


If  the  doldrums  of  back-to-school 
life  have  you  caught  in  their  precari- 
ous grip,  leaving  you  with  hot  flashes 
and  feelings  of  disillusionment,  stop 
at  the  Wheeler  Gallery  and  take  a 
breather.  Located  in  Central,  the 
Gallery  houses  a  most  visually  inter- 
esting and  creative  display  of  art 
work. 

Nancy  Goodpasior's  Accessories 
will  be  on  show  from  Sept  22  to 
Oct.  15.  Gallery  hours  are 
Mon.-Thurs.,  4-8  p.m.,  and  Sundays 
from  2-5,  with  an  opening  reception 
Sept.  22  from  5-7  p.m. 

While  many  artists  attribute  their 
influences  to  someone  like  Monet  or 
Renoir.  Goodpastor  is  unique.  She 
attributes  most  of  her  artistic  talent 
and  ideas  to  her  job  as  a  professional 
hairstylist.  The  works  that  she  pro- 
duces today  reflect  the  inspiration  of 
her  "hair  works."  Each  of  her  sub- 
jects have,  at  one  time  or  another, 
graced  her  stylist  chair  and  faced 
Goodpastor  in  the  mirror. 

Her  pieces  of  work  are  collar,..-. 
constructed  from  rather  eccentric 
mediums.  Clips,  rollers  and  bobby 
pins  have  been  ingeniously  incorpo- 


rated into  a  myriad  of  patterns  and 
swirls.  In  the  Accessories  series,  the 
artist  explores  her  subjects  with  the 
use  of  laces,  jewelry,  paste  paper, 
clay,  gold  leaf,  acrylic  and  more.  The 
beautifully  sculptured  frames  match 
the  subjects  in  imagination  and 
craftsmanship. 

"This  body  of  work  [Accessories] 
reflects  my  generations,  in  costumes. 
With  the  development  of  the  pic- 
tures, which  I  see  as  the  face,  it  only 
seems  fitting  to  use  the  frame  for  the 
hairstyle.  Some  come  easy  while  oth- 
ers take  time,  not  unlike  the  'haircut 
to  dye  for'  or  the  'haircut  to  die  for.'" 

Goodpasior's  works  are  sometimes 
three  dimensional.  The  artist's  works 
and  messages  seem  to  grab  you,  and 
the  picture  reflects  the  special  space 
that  hairdressers  share  with  their 
clients.  They  are  able  to  envision  the 
finished  product  and  the  beautifica- 
tion  the  person  will  undergo. 
Goodpastor  captures  this  essence  or 
imagination  and  presents  it  perfectly. 

Wheeler  Gallery  is  located  in  the 
Central  Residential  Area  of  the 


University  of  Massachusetts,  near 
University  Health  Services. 
Residential  Arts  is  a  program  of  the 
Fine  Arts  Center,  sponsored  in  part 
hy  the  MASS  Arts  Council  and 
Cultural  Enrichment  Fund.  For  more 
information  call  545-  (X>80. 

If  you're  into  viewing  something 
with  a  more  political  edge,  go  to  the 
Graduate  Lounge  in  the  Campus 
Center  to  view  the  Cap  &  Gown 
Show  by  Doctress  Neutopia.  The  Cap 
&  Gown  Show  will  be  on  display 
Sept.  13  and  will  end  on  Oct.  30 
with  a  closing  reception.  The  concep- 
tual art  show  uses  graduate  parapher- 
nalia for  graduation  ceremonies  to 
criticize  the  process  of  higher  educa- 
tion in  the  United  Stales.  Neutopia 
uses  collages,  material,  paints,  ban- 
ners, her  own  diplomas,  and  her  doc- 
toral cap  and  gown  to  get  her  mes- 
sage about  the  corruption  of  higher 
education  across  to  her  viewers. 

The  artist  began  as  a  student  at 
UMass  more  than  a  decade  ago.  and 

Turn  to  EXHIBITS,  page  8 


By  Calvin  Woodward 

Associated  Preis 


BETHESDA,  Md.  —  Henrie  O  is  in  a  league  of  her  own 
in  the  fictional  world  of  elderly  female  sleuths.  She  drives 
her  sports  car  fast,  cusses  a  bit  and  knits  intrigue  instead 
of  mittens.  In  a  larger  sense,  however,  Henrie  O  has  plen- 
ty of  company,  says  her  creator,  mystery  writer  Carolyn  G. 
Hart. 

Henrietta  O'Dwyer  Collins  represents  a  generation  of 
women,  steeled  in  their  youth  by  World  War  II,  who  pop- 
ulate forgotten  shadows  of  American  culture  in  their  older 
age. 

Cerebral  and  confident  under  pressure,  Henrie  O  is 
Hart's  tribute  to  them. 

"These  are  the  women  who  survived  the  most  dramatic 
and  terrifying  and  horrendous  years  of  this  century,"  Hart 
said  after  a  book-signing  event  for  her  new  Henrie  O  mys- 
tery. "Scandal  in  Fair  Haven." 

"You  look  at  those  women  who  are  now  in  the  late  60s, 
their  70s  and  80s  -  how  can  you  possibly  dismiss  them? 
These  are  people  who  have  been  tested  by  time." 

'Scandal  in  Fair  Haven"  is  traditional  in  many  ways  - 
murder  on  a  lavish  Southern  estate,  dark  secrets  in  a  high- 
society  setting.  What  sets  it  apart  is  its  use  of  a  female 
protagonist  in  her  mid-60s  or  slightly  beyond  who  is  not 
at  all  dotty,  deferential  or  spinsterish. 

A  Miss  Marple  for  the  ■90s.  some  reviewers  called  her 
after  Henrie  O  made  her  novel-length  debut  in  "Dead 
Man's  Island."  This  year,  the  book  won  Hart  her  second 


Agatha  mystery  award. 

Agatha  Christie's  lane  Marple  was  frail,  polite  and 
famously  perceptive  -  a  woman  who,  in  one  typical  pas- 
sage, "averted  her  eyes  from  the  garden,  and  picked  up 
her  knitting."  Not  that  she  missed  a  thing. 

In  contrast,  Henrie  O,  a  retired  newswoman,  snaps  that 
"I  don't  waste  time,  and  I  don't  waver  between  choices," 
and  she  finds  she  sometimes  intimidates  others. 

"I  have  a  Roman-coin  profile,  dark  hair  silvered  at  the 
temples,  jet-black  eyes  that  have  seen  much  and  remem- 
bered much,  and  an  angular  body  with  a  lean  and  hungry 
appearance  of  forward  motion  even  when  at  rest." 

Eyes  that  see  and  remember.  It's  a  recurring  theme  in 
the  two  Henrie  O  novels  and  in  Hart's  conversation  over 
iced  tea  in  a  Bethesda  cafe,  her  warm  face  framed  by 
short-cropped  hair.  Hart.  58.  of  Oklahoma  City,  is  best 
known  for  her  continuing  "Death  on  Demand"  series,  fea- 
turing two  young  sleuths  who.  for  all  their  light hearieH 
qualities,  lack  the  accumulated  wisdom  of  age. 

"This  does  give  me  an  opportunity  to  provide  more  of 
an  appraisal  of  life,  to  realize  the  complexity  involved  in 
life  that  you  can't  do  with  younger  characters  because 
they're  mostly  oblivious  to  it."  she  says. 

"They're  too  busy  living  and  learning  and  enjoying  to 
see  the  p>ermutations  that  are  always  involved  in  relation- 
ships." 

Apart  from  Jessica  Fletcher  of  "Murder.  She  Wrote"  or 
the  Golden  Girls,  few  spunky  elderly  women  show  up  on 

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'The  Princess  and  the  Pea,"  a  worli  by  Nancy  Goodpastor 


An  intruder  lurks  in  excerpt  from  *Scandle  in  Fair  Haven* 


Excerpt  from  Scandal  in  Fair  Haven,  by  Carolyn  G. 
Hart.  Published  by  Bantam  Books: 

I  reached  the  open  bedroom  door  with  only  one  tell- 
tale creak  of  the  boards. 

I've  trod  a  good  many  dangerous  paths  in  my  life. 
I've  learned  to  look  hard  at  faces. 

The  old  saw  instructs  that  pretty  is  as  pretty  does. 
The  converse  is  equally  true.  The  discontented  droop 
of  a  mouth,  the  venal  gleam  in  an  eye,  the  obsequious 
curve  of  lips,  the  angry  lift  of  a  chin  -  oh,  yes.  faces  tell 
tales.  And  dangerous  men  have  in  common  an  air  of 
reckless  abandon.  They  are  not  bound  by  any  rules, 
man's  or  God's,  and  they  will  kill  you  without  qualm. 

I  had  to  see  the  face  of  my  intruder. 

He  slumped  in  the  room's  single  easy  chair,  his  dark 
eyes  wide  and  staring,  focusing  on  nothing. 


His  face  surprised  me.  It  was  slender,  almost  delicate 
for  a  man.  It  reminded  me  on  tintypes  of  Robert  Louis 
Stevenson,  oval  with  deepset  eyes,  a  small,  gentle 
mouth,  a  high-bridged  nose.  In  his  mid-thirties. 
Despite  the  bristly  stubble  fuzzing  his  cheeks,  my 
intruder  had  a  thoughtful,  civilized,  almost  professorial 
look.  But  he  appeared  desperately  tired.  More  than 
that,  his  face  retained  a  kind  of  incredulous  astonish- 
ment, like  the  single  survivor  of  a  road  smash  survey- 
ing the  crushed  cars  and  mangled  victims. 

His  long,  lean  body  sagged  with  despair.  He  wasn't 
dressed  for  the  part  of  a  housebreaker.  He  wore  a  glen 
plaid  cotton  shirt,  stylishly  pleated  khaki  slacks,  tas- 
seled  burgundy  leather  loafers.  But  his  right  trouser  leg 
was  soiled,  some  kind  of  dark  stain.  And  I  had  the  elu- 
sive, teasing  sense  that  I'd  seen  him  somewhere  before. 
Somewhere  ... 


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'Napalm  Death  brings  vicious  brand  of  metal  to  Pearl  Street 


Synaesthesia  to  treat  Northampton  to  mind-numbing  rock 


By  Joshwo  P.  Boyd 

G>lls9ian  Staff 


What  a  spectacle  time  this  "back 
to  school*  period  is.  You  have 
your  back  to  school  parties,  your 
back  to  school  clothes,  some  sort  of 
back  to  school  attitude  and,  on 
Friday  September  16  at  the  Pearl 
Street  club  in  Northampton,  you've 
got  your  "Back  To  School  |am." 

Playing  at  this  musical  soiree  will 
be  two  UMass  groups,  both  of 
which  have  proven  themselves,  as 
far  as  individual  members  go,  very 
talented  prospects  for  bigger  future 
successes  in  the  music  biz. 

Permit  me  to  either  reacquaint  or 
introduce  you  to  Synaesthesia  and 
Meristem,  both  recent  staples  on 
the  Amherst  music  scene. 
Synaesthesia,  with  five  members 
hailing  from  the  ocean  front  town 
of  Lynn,  Mass.  and  another  from 
South   Boston,   have   been   the 


biggest  story  from  the  wide  array  of 
UMass  bands.  They  played  the 
Spring  Concert  last  semester  with 
Buffalo  Tom.  the  Violent  Fenimes 
and  Taj  Mahal,  among  others. 

Synaesthesia  played  two  shows 
at  the  Local  186  club  in  Allston.  in 
the  vicinity  of  Boston,  both  to  great 
reception,  and  they've  played  more 
than  a  handful  of  smaller  shows  in 
our  own  Happy  Valley. 

Keyboardist  of  the  group.  B.|. 
O'Reilly  chuckles  when  he  brings 
up  the  topic  of  a  tape  he  has  from 
when  he  was  1 5-  years-old,  play- 
ing with  fellow  junior-high  school 
age  band  members  Gus  Serino  on 
bass,  and  the  Brothers  Ray:  B.|.  on 
drums  and  Darrin  on  guitar.  They 
called  themselves  Impact  then. 

Throughout  high  school  they 
played  with  then  new  and  current 
drummer/percussionist  jason 
Mclsaac  and  an  anonymous  female 
singer.  In  their  senior  year,  after 


their  singer  had  left,  they  changed 
to  their  current  name.  )ust  last  year 
they  befriended  and  brought  into 
their  music  circle  South  Boston 
native,  jason  Bain  to  be  a  singer. 

A  little  different  from 
Synaesthesia's  hard,  majestic  and 
sometimes  just  downright  bluesy 
improvisational  jams  is  Meristem's 
complete  onslaught  of  physically 
bruising  chords,  crying  feedback 
and  Cameron  Keibcr's  low,  testify- 
ing vocals.  The  band  will  be  going 
on  one  year  of  experience  this 
semester. 

They  have  opened  for  and  shared 
bills  with  Synaesthesia  before,  as 
both  gruu|>s  of  musicians  are  friends 
that  support  each  other  musically. 
So.  if  you're  into  that  music  and 
dancing  thing,  take  a  PVTA  into 
NoHo  on  Friday  night,  pay  the  itian 
his  five  bucks  and  enjoy! 

Friday's  show  is  18*.  The  doors 
will  open  at  8: 30 p.m. 


Brooks  Williams  brings  his  acousitic  melodies  to  Iron  Horse 


By  Molt  Audelte 

Collegion  Staff 


COU«TlSYM*n  *NK[ltCOlUMKA 

Barney  Crenway,  Mitch  Harris,  Shane  Embury,  Danny  Herrera  and  Jesse  Pintado  nrwke  up  Napalm  Death 

were  lucky  if  they  clocked  in  at  50  seconds)  and  adding 
some  more  (ahem!)  musical  elements  to  the  controlled 
chaos,  the  band  landed  a  major  label  deal  with  Columbia 
Records. 

Now  with  their  fifth  full-length  studio  effort  Fear. 
Emptiness.  Despair  (something  tells  me  these  guys  don't 
watch  'The  Partridge  Family"  much),  the  band  has 
returned  to  cast  another  dark  cloud  of  confusion  and  may- 
hem over  the  music  world. 

Bassist  and  longest-lasting  member  Shane  Embury  pretty 
much  sums  up  the  latest  album's  vibe.  "It's  a  no  hope  mes- 
sage, and  sometimes  I  think  there  is  no  hope."  (Whoa!) 

With  all  this,  and  death  metal  protegees  Obituary  co- 
headlining  the  whole  sha-bang.  the  night  could  definitely 
be  the  most  bone-crunching  shows  witnessed  in  some- 
time. Musical  Masochists  of  the  world  unite! 

Guess  what  kids!  The  show  is  a  rare  all  ages  at  Pearl 
Street  Nightclub  in  Northampton  on  Saturday  the  1 7th. 
So  bring  along  Mom.  Dad  and  little  sis  loo.  Call  for  ticket 
info. 


A  napalm  death  is  not  a  pretty  sight.  So  as  you  can 
imagine  a  band  blessed  with  that  very  name  probably  cre- 
ates some  of  the  most  disturbingly  brutal  music  around 
today. 

Find  out  for  yourself  this  Saturday  night  as  Napalm 
Death,  the  so-called  reigning  kings  of  grindcore.  bring 
their  nerve-  shattering  blasts  of  sonic  torture  to  the  Peari 
Street  stage. 

The  band  began  its  musical  pillage  in  the  mid-eighties 
with  their  harrowing  debut.  Scum,  and  quickly  established 
themselves  as  the  fastest  band  on  earth  and  the  progeni 
tors  of  the  now  infamous  Earache  label.  After 
following-up  their  debut  with  the  pleasantly  titled 
Enslavement  to  Obliteration  the  band  decided  to  undergo 
a  maturation  process,  obviously  looking  for  other  means 
In  wniiiphi  mii<iir«l  floonv  on  it<!  f(in>! 


After  spring  and  summer  performances  in  America  and 
abroad.  Brooks  Williams  brings  his  acoustic  guitar  artistry 
to  the  Iron  Horse  Music  Hall  on  Saturday  Night. 
September  17. 

Williams  is  touring  in  support  of  his  fifth  album.  Inland 
Sailor  (Green  Linnet),  which  with  the  support  of 
increased  College  radio  airplay,  has  been  his  most  success- 
ful to  date.  Often  drawing  comparisons  to  Lou  Reed. 
Williams  has  no  problem  shifting  from  more  subtle 
acoustic  work  to  more  driving  pieces. 

Williams  has  just  come  off  a  performance  summer,  per- 
forming seven  nights  in  a  row  at  Ireland's  Belfast  Folk 
Festival  in  August,  and  playing  fifteen  times  in  seventeen 
nights  on  a  tour  of  the  United  Kingdom  and  France. 

Inland  Sailor  has  achieved  critical  acclaim  from  such 
publications  as  the  Washington  Post.  Acoustic  Guitar. 
New  Country.  Dublin's  Irish  News  and  Pulse!  Magazine, 
published  by  Tower  Records. 

With  a  new  album  in  the  works.  Williams  may  be  show- 
casing some  more  recent  material  that  may  apF>car  on  his 
upcoming  effort,  so  be  sure  to  get  your  dose  of  some  good 
acoustic  guitar  work  live,  because  "MTV  Unplugged*  just 
doesn't  have  the  same  effect. 

Brooks  Williams  will  appear  at  the  Iron  Horse  Music 
Hall.  Northampton.  Saturday  September  17.  For  more 
info  call  the  Iron  Horse  at  584-0610 

—  Micheal  MacLcan 


COIMTIST  DOlillT  TOttV 


Brooks  Williams 


On  the  slay  of  the  jpocoi>p^  Gail  fmal 
ly  revealed  to  Bnd^t  that  »he  «a^  the 
one  to  steal  her  "Mr%  Pretty"  ''late-up 
kit  in  the  3rd  grade. 

Mm  DMIy  Collacfan 

'.V<a*e  Amende  \C'A' 


SHOCXr  FOR  THE  COLLEGIAN 

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New  faces,  old  plots  liven  up  Broadway 


By  Shawn  McDonnell 

CollegKJn  StoH 


Broddwa>  has  a  unique  wa\  of  offering  something 
for  everyone  regardless  of  you  theatrical  taste  and 
style  The  following  plays  and  musicals  enlenained  the- 
ater hungry  masses  throughout  the  suminer  If  you're 
still  interested  in  any  of  them.  nian\  of  them  dre  Mill 
playing  lor  your  viewing  pleasure. 

Blood  Rrulhers:  Willy  Russell's  musical  ot  twin 
brothers  divided  by  economics  is  ihe  quintessential 
English  folk  musical.  This  is  a  fact  which 
producer/director  Bill  Kenwrighi  hds  Invested  much 
energy  to  conceal,  since  Class  Pathos  doesn't  -ell  lu 
.American  audiences  He  has  tried  to  give  Rus^ei^^ 
drama-with-songs  an  air  of  frivolitN . 

The  current  cast  is  headed  bs  unoihcr  pop  -ingcr 
(Carole  King,  replacing  Petula  Clark  I.  a  handsome 
unknou-n  (Philip  Lehl.  who  proved  inncK;uous  when  he 
subbed  for  David  Cassidy  this  spring),  and  a  third-rate 
squarejaw  juvenile.  Ric  Ryder. 

The  entire  production  has  been  reshaped  around  his 
perfonnance  and  the  changes  are  damn  good.  Gone  is 
the  cloying  cuteness  of  the  scenes  set  in  ihc  brothers' 
childhood;  the  shameless  mugging  and  slap>.iick  which 
made  Cassidy  so  popular  in  the  pan.  In  their  pij^c  i-  j 
startlingly  heanfell  performance 

If  the  ever-increasing  strength  of  Lehl's  pcriomiance 
has  a  drawback.  It  is  that  it  highlights  the  hollowness 
of  his  CO-  star.  Ric  Ryder  as  the  wealthy  brother  ,Mr 
Ryder  acluaily  seems  smaller  than  hirmelf  in  a  vawn- 
ingly  bland  display  of  somnambulism  which  keeps  him 
terminally  distant  from  the  other  actors 

Whatever  the  cost  of  Kenwright's  sometimes  nn- 
guided  leadership,  however,  this  remains  the  hcM 
musical  (if  not  the  best  production)  to  touch  Broadway 
in  a  decade.  A. 

Passion:  Stephen  Sondheim's  sly  perversion  of  the 
tocv-  popular  love-will-conquer-all  routine  is  the  story 
of  Soldier  Giorgio  Pacquetti  Here  Shea),  transferred 
away  from  his  beloved  Clara  (Marin  .Mazzic).  who 
develops  a  friendship  with  a  hideous  shut-in  named 
Fosca  (Donna  Murphy).  Fosca  falls  madly  in  love  with 
Giorgio,  and  sends  audiences  squirming  in  their  seals 

Strangely,  though,  this  twist  is  not  unwelcome  As 
attractive  as  Giorgio  and  Clara  are.  the  refined  perfec- 
tion of  their  romance  seems  as  meticulous  and  regi- 
mented emotionless  as  the  constant  military  drills  that 
play  out  in  the  background.  It  is  not  long  before  the 
audience  is  drawn  to  Fosca 's  explosive  passions,  or 
before  Giorgio  turns  against  Clara  and  the  "sensible 
arrangement'  of  her  affections. 

The  unusually  honest  love  story  that  unfolds  from 
this  left  many  audience  members  horrified  and 
enraged.  It's  too  bad.  because  this  is  Sondheim's  best 
work  in  years.  A. 

Carousel:  Director  Nicholas  Hytner  has  done  won- 
derful things  with  this  old  R&H  chestnut,  designing  a 
brooding,  sometimes  brilliant  production  intended  to 
bring  out  the  dark  side  of  this  famously  glossy  show.  If 
there  is  a  problem  with  this  approach,  it  is  simply  that 
Carousel  doesn't  have  a  dark  side.  Such  indigestible 
Broadway  com  as  Billy  Bigelow's  visit  to  heaven  and 


the  entire  Enoch  Snow/Ctrrie  Pipperidge  romance 
(Will  Parker/ Ado  Annie  revisited)  seems  panicu  .^'  v 
absurd  when  given  the  solemn  treatment  .•!  '. 
National  Theatre  Still,  this  staging  is  belter  than  nwsl 
—  due  to  Michael  Hayden's  powerhi.>use  pertcimiance 
as  Billy  You  won't  hear  a  nuire  touching  "SoIiUkjuv" 
this  side  of  .Mandy  Paiinkin.  and  that's  preiiv  vtvnder 
ful  in  itself  B. 

Damn  Yankees  lack  O'Brien's  dumh  revival  oi  ihi> 
bygone  baseball  musical  features  a  "revised"  txvk. 
stacked  with  bad  one-liners  about  fc'd.scis  and  I  Edgar 
Hoover  is  designed  to  make  audiences  remember  that 
the  show  is  set  in  the  19 HH,.  It  would  be  easy  to  forget. 
since  the  phvsical  pnxluction  looks  at  limes  like  it  v^a- 
lifted  Irum  Cuts  The  casting  is  good  itcx)  good  lor  a 
production  this  badi.  The  story,  about  a  baseball  Ian 
who  sells  his  soul  for  a  pennant  win.  is  harmJcs> 
enough,  but  the  staging  u  leaden.  The  once-amiabie 
Adier/Ross  score  begins  to  border  on  torture  b\  ihc 
time  the  5 1  si  rcpri-c  of  'You've  Golla  Hdve  Mean' 
rolls  around.  C- 

Kiii  of  the  Spider  Woman:  Another  loser  is  this 
Kander  and  Ebb  prison  tale  about  a  gay  window  dress- 
er (now  Howard  McGillin)  and  the  spooky  gal  vkho 
sings  him  long,  excisable  songs.  Pop  icon  Vanessa 
\Villiam>  has  taken  over  the  title  role  from  the 
Biblically-aged  Chiia  Rivera,  and  she  sings  with  far 
greater  Mvle.  Too  bad  she  didn't  rewrite  the  book  Ilk> 
D- 

tes  Miierahles  Craig  Schulman  has  sung  ihe  role 
of  lean  Valjean  more  than  anyone  in  the  world,  and 
also  (arguably)  heiter  than  anyone  in  the  world 
t  ertainly  his  vocals  are  a  match  for  such  other  nota- 
bles as  Colm  Wilkinson  and  Gary  Morris.  But 
Schulman  has  the  added  advantage  of  being  an  actor, 
and  the  sheer  joy  of  hearing  songs  such  as  "Bring  Him 
Home"  performed  should  not  be  passed  up  b>  an>  Les 
Mi:  fan  who  would  otherwise  settle  for  a  mediocre 
road  company.  A- 

Phanium  of  tht  Opera:  Poor  leff  Keller.  Alter 
understudying  the  Phantom  for  six  years,  he  was  finally 
offered  the  part  on  a  full  time  basis  this  summer...  cmiv 
to  be  replaced  two  weeks  later.  But  whatever  Keller'V 
supporters  think  about  this,  the  current  Phantom. 
Dav  IS  Gaines,  has  an  impressive  voice  and  presence. 
He  sings  "Music  of  the  Night"  with  gusto  The  chande- 
lier still  falls,  leff  Keller  still  waits  in  the  wings,  and  the 
money  keeps  rolling  in.  B 

Lais  Unless  you're  bringing  your  kids,  you'd  do 
well  to  avoid  this  once-fun  Lloyd  Webber  kitty-kai 
revue,  bearing  the  weight  of  untalented  leading  la'dv 
Liz  Calloway.  If  you  really  want  to  hear  the  world  s 
worst  rendition  of  "Memory."  just  wait  until  Callow av 
releases  another  one  of  her  lousy  showtunes  album-. 
But  for  Gods  sake,  stay  away  from  this  show!  C 

Beauty  and  the  Beast  Finally,  we  come  to  the 
hottest  ticket  on  Broadway,  an  insanely  awful  live 
action  cartoon.  The  last  time  I  wrote  about  this  clum*\ 
stage  adaption  of  the  Disney  film.  I  pointed  out  that  an 
animated  candelabra  sprouting  tiny  flames  is  much 
cuter  than  a  cloying  forty  year-old  in  a  gold  tuxedo  set- 
ting off  a  blowtorch.  I  don't  know  that  I  need  to  say 
anv  mt>re  F 


Cracked  Rear  View  a  southern  treat 


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the  Blow  fish  had  signed  on  wiih 
Ailaniu  reciirds,  but  1  was  hardiv 
holding  m\  breath  in  aniicipation  ol 
then  new  album  h  came  as  a  pleas 
ant  siii-prisi-  ;hcn  «hen  my  brother 
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with  a  to.  .istic  polishing 

which    n  .  ■  more    of    an 

"unpliiggcvd"  .sound  Among  these  are 
"Hold  mv  Hand."  a  simple  plea  with 
a  sing-a-long  vhorus.  and  "Only 
Wanna  Be  With  ^ ou  "  While  these 
familiar  songs  prove  pleasing  enough. 
I  was  more  impressed  wiih  the  tracks 
Hcvtie  left  off  of  Kootchypop. 

Crdcked  Rear  \icu   gets  off  to  a 


(vwcitul  Start  with  "Hannah  lane." 
an  upbeat  locker  with  catchy  riffs 
and  earned  bv  the  vocals  of  Darius 
Riickci.  the  heart  and  soul  of  the 
band  Rucker's  voice  bwitis  ihivugh 
,Hii  the  album  with  a  country  inllu- 
cived  s»Hiiid  which  civmpleiiients  the 
hand  nil  civ 

Hootic  Si  the  lilcmfish 
jrc  u  I't'n'  good  hand, 
hut  thi'ir  downside,  in 
this,  the  era  of  Green 
Hay  and  Smashing 
Pumpkins,  is  that  they 
are  not  weird,  not  espe- 
cially loud,  and  not 
ei-en  terribly  unique  in 
their  songwriting. 

Another  pounding  guitar  and  vocal 
driven  track  is  "Drowning."  an 
anti-racism  message  with  lyrics  that 
lake  aim  at  the  state  of  race  relations. 
especially  in  South  Carolina.  Rucker 
cries.  "Why  is  there  a  rebel  flag  hang- 
ing from  the  state  house  wall'.'"  Once 
again  the  band  plays  competently  and 
cohesively,  but  it  is  Rucker  who 
steals  the  show  with  his 
from-the-gut  style  of  singing. 

Cracked  Rear  View  is  dedicated  to 
the  memory  of  Rucker's  mother,  and 
her  passing  is  the  subject  of  al  least 
two  songs.  "Going  Home"  and  "Not 
Even  the  Trees."  the  latter  of  which  is 
the  best  song  on  the  album.  Aside 


Irom  the  excessive  "sha  la  la"  chorus 
(didn't  Counting  Cruw»'  Adam 
Durtiz  get  enough  ragging  for  this"') 
-Going  Home"  is  a  pleasant  enough 
tune,  though  a  bit  more  downbeat 
than  many  of  the  aforcmeniioned 
tracks. 

"Not  Even  the  Trees"  is  a 
heart-tugging  ballad  which  somehow 
manages  to  keep  from  sounding 
sappy.  The  feelings  of  loneliness  and 
loss  expressed  by  Rucker  here  are 
obviously  genuine,  and  the  song  is 
lyrically  one  of  the  strongest  on  the 
album,  ending  with  the  painful  real- 
ization that  "No  one's  listening  lo 
me,  not  even  the  trees." 

Hootie  &  the  Blowfish  are  a  vers 
good  band,  but  their  downside,  in 
this,  the  era  of  Green  Day  and 
Smashing  Pumpkins,  is  that  they  are 
not  weird,  not  especially  loud,  and 
not  even  terribly  unique  in  their 
songwriting.  They  are  talented  musi- 
cians, from  Rucker  to  guitarist  Mark 
Bryan,  bassist  Dean  Feller,  and  drum 
mer  )im  Sonefeld. 

The  band  is  not  "cutting  edge"  or 
"alternative"  by  any  definition, 
though  their  sound  is  a  bit  different 
from  typical  radio  fare,  if  even 
because  it  is  so  simple  and 
radio-friendly. 

Cracked  Rear  View  is  a  valiant 
debut  effort.  Led  by  a  brilliant  lead 
singer,  Hootie  &  the  Blowfish  seem 
ready  to  take  their  South  Carolina 
show  on  the  road.  With  a  bit  more 
lyrical  punch  to  match  their  instru- 
mental strength,  Hootie's  next  album 
could  really  put  Columbia,  S.C.  on 
the  map.  For  now.  however.  Cracked 
Rear  View  will  do  just  fine.  A- 


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television,  in  novel-  nmercials.  a  void  Hart 

beheves  devalues  the  j:t:ii>a;!ori  ^v  making  it  almost  invis- 
ible. 

With  the  population  getting  older  and  staying  more 
active,  however,  she  feels  that  is  changing.  "I  think  it's 
going  to  be  a  great  time  to  be  older.' 

Hard-boiled  American  male  detectives  and  genteel 
British  women  have  long  been  mystery  favorites.  But  a 
trio  of  tough  female  private  eyes  has  .shaken  up  the  club  in 
the  last  15  vears:  Marcia  Muller's  Sharon  McCone,  Sue 
Grafton's  Kinsev  Millhone  and  Sara  Perctsky's  V'.l. 
Warshawski 

Hart  says  their  work  made  publishers  more  receptive  lu 
the  introduction  of  a  strong  older  woman  in  a  traditional 
mystery.  The  author  took  time  while  visiting  the 
Washington  area  to  do  a  benefit  for  the  National  Council 
on  Aging,  which  has  been  predictably  pleased  with  her 
depiction  of  a  vigorous  retiree. 

■|  think  It's  very  important  for  people  to  realize  it  isn't 
age  that  diminishes  human  capacity."  Hart  says.  "It's  the 
accident  of  illness  or  unemployment  or  being  dismissvj  by 
society.' 

In  Hart's  world,  at  least,  people  dismiss  Henrie  O  at 
their  own  risk. 


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Thursday,  September  IS,  1994 /Page  9 


Big  E  boasts  many  events  for  fans  of  all  ages     '^n 


By  Justin  Doyla 

Collegion  Sioir 


Where  can  you  see  Willie  Nelson 
sing  "On  the  Road  Again,"  milk  a 
Holstein  cow  and  munch  on  a  few 
apple  fritters,  all  in  the  same  day? 

For  seventeen  days,  starting  this 
weekend,  you  can  do  ail  this  and 
much  more  at  the  7ird  edition  of  the 
Eastern  States  Exposition,  in  West 
Springfield. 

From  September  16  to  October  2. 
"New  England's  Great  State  Fair" 
will  be  open  to  millions  of  people 
looking  to  do  everything  from  shop- 
ping to  riding  on  the  Ferris  Wheel. 

The  Big  E  kicks  off  opening  day 
with  six-time  Grammy  Award-win- 
ning, giant  of  the  polka  music  world, 
limmy  Sturr,  who  will  be  playing  two 
free  shows  at  2  p.m.  and  7:30  p.m. 
on  the  Miller  Genuine  Draft  Stage. 

Highlighting  the  opening  night  will 
be  a  display  of  fireworks  by  Zambelli 
International  at  9:30  p.m. 

Fireworks  return  to  the  Big  E  for 
the  first  time  in  decades  to  help  cele- 
brate the  first-ever  1 7-day  schedule. 

Featured  in  the  Big  E  concert  series 
is  Country  and  Western  star  Willie 
Nelson,  who  will  perform  one  show 
at  7  p.m.  on  Oct.  2. 

Other  performers  playing  on  the 
Main  Stage  -  Peabo  Bryson,  Sept.  17; 
Louise  Mandrell,  Sept.  18;  Darryl 
and  Don  Ellis,  Sept.  19-22;  Danny 
Cans.  Sept.  23;  Pam  Trillis.  Sept.  24; 
The  Oak  Ridge  Boys,  Sept.  25; 
Victoria  Shaw,  Sept  26-29;  Michael 
Doucet,  Sept.  30;  Suzanne  Somers, 
Oct.  ! .  Showtimes  are  at  2  p.m.  and 
7  p.m. 

Also  performing  at  the  Big  E  are 
Shangri  Las,  Sept  16-20:  The 
Contours,  Sept.  21-26;  The  Crystals. 
Sept.  27-Oct.  2.  Showtimes  are  at  12 
and  4  p.m  on  the  Main  Stage. 

There  will  be  a  special  perfor- 
mance by  the  80-member  Bethany 
Assembly  Sanctuary  Choir  and 
14-piece  Orchestra,  on  Oct.  2  at  2 
p.m.  All  shows  are  free  with  the  price 
of  admission. 

The  Big  E  Circus,  sponsored  by 
Coca  Cola,  returns  under  the  Big  Top 
Sept.  16-Oct.  2.  Mark  Karoly  is  back 
with  his  elephant  and  horseback  rid- 
ing stunts  and  "circus  clown"  antics. 
Karoly  will  perform  daily  with  an 
additional  show  scheduled  for 
Saturdays. 

The  Pirates  of  the  Caribbean  High 
Dive  Show  invade  the  Big  E  on  the 
North  End  of  the  Avenue  of  States. 
The  Pirates  four  shows  daily  are  spon- 
sored by  Milk  Promotion  Services. 

If  you  are  interested  in  comedy 
head  for  the  State  Line  Gazebo  in 


BIG 


The  Eastern  States  Exposition, 
better  known  as  the  Big  E,  will 
open  its  gates  to  the  public  on 
September  1 6.  The  fair,  located  in 
West  Springfield,  has  been  extend- 
ed by  five  days  and  will  now  span 
1 7  days.  A  recently  completed  J3.S 
million  renovation  project  has 
improved  the  grounds  and  added  a 
new  kids'  park. 

New  food  has  been  added  to  the 
menus  with  the  expansion  of  the 
food  court.  Acts  vary  in  interest, 
including  a  closing  performance  by 
Willie  Nelson. 

Activities  range  from  pig  races  to 
amusement  park  rides,  and  hun- 
dreds of  vendors  will  be  set  up  to 
peddle  their  wares. 


continued  from  page  1 

HMOs  will  not  pay  for  an  emergency 
visit  to  the  hospital  for  non-  emer- 
gency care. 

McBride  said  a  single  trip  in  an 
ambulance  costs  about  $200. 

Of  the  400  annual  student  ambu- 
lance transports  in  the  past,  McBride 
said  over  95  percent  of  those  trans- 
ports were  problems  that  could  have 
been  dealt  with  at  health  services. 


'We  are  trying  to  make  the  best  of 
a  situation  that  doesn't  have  too 
much  logic  to  it."  McBride  said.  "We 
are  also  trying  to  save  students  time 
and  money." 

McBride  advises  students  who  do 
not  have  a  major  emergency  to  call 
the  non-emergency  number  at  the 
University  Health  Services  for  med- 
ical advise  at  549-2671  ext.  229. 


Haiti 


KAIHAN  MAIITIN  /  CCKXiOMi 


Bruce  Brynlarski  rinses  off  his  family's  concession  stand. 
Gingerbread  House,  at  the  Big  E  fairgrounds. 


the 


Storrowtown  Village.  The  slapstick 
comedy  of  Disorderly  Conduct  will 
entertain  crowds  Sept.  16-25  and  the 
juggling  routine  of  Bounce  &  Ooo  La 
La  will  perform  Sept.  26-Oct.  2. 

Also  performing  at  the  State  Line 
Gazebo  on  special  weekend  shows 
are-  Rondinelli's  Festival  Band,  Sept. 
17-18:  The  Land  of  Yo,  Sept.  24-25; 
|ulie&  Brownie,  Oct.  1-2. 

The  Outdoor  Arena  at  the  Big  E 
will  feature  loie  Chitwood's  Thrill 
Show,  Sept.  16-25.  The  show 
includes  Hollywood-style  stunts,  the 
Chevy  Thunder  "jet  engined"  pick-up 
truck  and  motorcycle  and  auto  perci- 
sion  driving. 

Following  the  Thrill  Show,  Schecr's 
Lumberjack  Show  will  be  chopping 
down  performances  at  the  Outdoor 
Arena,  Sept.  26-Oct.  2.  The  show 
features  speed  sawing,  pole  climbing, 
log  rolling  and  other  events. 

The  Big  E  wraps  up  the  17  days  of 
events  on  Oct.  1  and  2  with  riding 
and  roping  at  The  Big  E 
Championship  Rodeo  in  the  Coliseum 
with  two  shows  on  both  days. 

The  Big  E  will  also  cater  to  the  kids. 
A  special  children's  entertainment 
area  will  be  featured  at  Mallary  Plaza 
with  both  farm  and  exotic  animals  to 
feed  and  pet  at  Commerford's  Petting 


Zoo,  and  the  characters  of 
McDonald's  performing  on  the 
McDonaldland  stage. 

This  year,  the  Big  E's  premier 
exhibit  is  the  White  House  Replica, 
located  in  the  New  England  Center. 
The  Replica,  sponsored  by  Big  Y 
SuperMarkets,  is  a  20-foot  x  60-foot 
exhibit  which  models  the  Clinton 
White  House  in  minute  detail,  all  the 
way  down  to  "Socks"  the  cat. 

The  Big  E  also  features  the  the 
Dromendary  Camel  Hitch,  the  only 
camel  team  in  North  America,  and 
the  first  of  its  kind  since  Ringling 
Bros..  Bamum  and  Bailey  hitched  a 
team  near  the  turn  of  the  century. 
The  Camel  Hitch  can  be  seen  in  the 
Daily  Parade  near  the  Giant  Slide. 

As  always,  the  Big  E  offers  an 
abundance  of  food,  livestock  and 
merchandise. 

The  Big  E  offers  New  England's 
finest  livestock  extravaganza,  featur- 
ing prize-winning  animals  from  all 
over  the  region.  Farm-a-Rama  fea- 
tures the  Chick  Hatchery. 
Clydesdales  and  4-H  and  FFA 
exhibits. 

There  will  be  no  trouble  finding 
something  to  eat  at  this  year's  Big  E. 
The  Italian  Festival,  near  Flag  Plaza, 
will  offer  everything  from  pizza  to 


spaghetti. 

The  Hofbrauhaus  Alpine  Festival  is 
perfect  for  those  with  a  taste  for 
German  food  and  Bavarian  entertain- 
ment and  there  is  also  a  new  Food 
Court  on  the  south  side  of  the  fair- 
grounds. 

If  you  are  just  looking  to  gel  a  taste 
of  New  England,  walk  the  Avenue  of 
States.  The  exhibits  feature  replicas  of 
all  six  state  capitols  and  foods  com- 
mon to  each  of  the  six  states. 

For  those  fairgoers  looking  to  buy, 
the  Better  Living  Center  offers  con- 
sumers 1 20,000  square  feet  of  new 
and  exciting  inventions  crafts, 
exhibits  and  mechandisc. 

The  Big  E  will  host  four  events  in 
the  Coliseum:  Eastern  States 
Exposition  Horse  Show,  Sept  16-18 
and  21-25;  4-H  Horse  Show,  Sept. 
25-25;  Pulling  Contests.  Sept.  26-27; 
Draft  Horse  Show.  Sept.  28-29. 

Other  events  happening  at  the  Big  E 
include:  Daily  Parade.  4:30  p.m.  begin- 
ning at  the  Avenue  of  States;  Spam 
Recipe  Contest.  Sept  26  at  1 1a.m.  in 
the  Trustees  Tent;  Fleischmann's  Date 
Bread  Contest,  Sept.  27  at  1  p.m.  in 
the  Trustees  Tent;  The  |ccp/Eagle 
Exhibit,  at  New  England  Park;  Ice 
Carving  Demonstrations  sponsored  by 
Polar  Ice  Cap:  and  Magic  Midway. 


continued  from  p>oge  1 

But  important  preparations  were  still 
under  way. 

The  Pentagon  will  ask  for  volun- 
teers from  the  reserve  forces  in 
preparation  for  action  in  Haiti,  a 
Pentagon  official  said.  The  official, 
speaking  on  condition  of  anonymity, 
said  several  hundred  people  would  be 
needed  to  bolster  the  active  duty 
force  in  specific  areas  -  such  as  civil 
affairs,  military  police,  logistic  and 
transportation  units. 

Calls  spread  through  Congress  for 
the  president  not  to  invade,  or  at  the 
least,  to  let  Congress  vote  first  on  the 
issue. 

Sen.  Sam  Nunn,  D-Ga..  who,  as 
chairman  of  the  Senate  Armed 
Services  Committee  receives  classi- 
fied briefings  from  top  military  offi- 
cials, called  an  invasion  a  "virtual  cer- 


tainty." 

Nunn  urged  Clinton  to  present 
Haiti's  military  junta  with  an  ultima- 
tum setting  a  deadline  for  its  mem- 
bers to  leave  voluntarily.  In  return 
the  United  Nations  would  supervise 
free  elections  before  the  end  of  the 
year  and  President  lean-Bertrand 
Aristide  would  return  to  Haiti  only 
after  those  elections. 

"I  know  this  is  not  a  perfect  solu- 
tion, but  neither  is  a  full-scale  U.S.- 
led  military  invasion,"  Nunn  said. 
"There  arc  all  sorts  of  problems  with 
lhat  option  which  we  seem  to  be 
heading  for,  not  military  problems, 
not  problems  in  the  very  beginning 
but  problems  once  we're  there." 

Sen.  lohn  Glenn,  D-Ohio,  said 
there's  no  emergency  warranting 
such  a  drastic  step  as  invasion. 


Roosevelt 


continued  from  page  1 

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uniform  high  school  graduation  stan- 
dards and  standards  for  teacher  per- 
formance. 

Recent  polls  show  Roosevelt  ahead 
of  other  Democratic  candidates 
Michael  Barrett  and  George 
Bachrach.  That  the  November  elec- 
tion is  shaping  up  as  a  race  between  a 
Republican  and  a  centrist  Democrat 
is  indicative  of  shifts  in  the  nation's 
political  beliefs  under  Reagan  and 
Bush,  according  to  University  of 
Massachusetts  political  science  pro- 
fessor George  Sulzner. 

"We  had  12  years  of  Republican 
rule  in  Washington. ..being  liberal  or 


progressive  was  a  liability  in  elections." 
said  Sulzner.  "The  country  has  shifted 
to  the  right  politically.  Those  trends 
have  been  reflected  at  the  state  level." 

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penalty  and  term  limits  for  legisla- 
tors, and  is  pro-choice.  He  also 
opposes  gambling  casinos  on 
American  Indian  tribal  lands,  and 
supported  the  graduated  income  tax 
proposed  on  the  November  ballot. 

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eamed  both  bachelor  and  law  degrees 
from  Harvard  University.  He's  the 
great-  grandson  of  Theodore 
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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Health  care  debate  coming  to  Amherst 


By  Emity  Marino 

Collegion  Staff 


The  Naikmal  Health  Care  debate  will  be  brought  to 
oui  own  neighborhood,  thanks  to  the  Amherst  League 
of  Women  Voters  and  The  Kaiser  Family  Foundation. 

Five-college  students  are  encouraged  to  participate 
in  "Citizens  Voice  for  Citizen's  Choice:  A  National 
Suiellitc  Town  Meeting  on  Health  Care  Reform"  Friday 
uftemoon  at  Amherst  College. 

From  2-4  p.m.  in  the  Mead  Art  Center  of  Stirn 
Auditorium,  students  will  be  able  to  view  and  actually 
participate  in  a  nationally-broadcasted  debate  about 
health  care  reform. 

People  who  wish  to  participate  in  tomorrow's  broad- 
cast conference  should  arrive  at  Amherst  CollcRc  at 
1:50  p.m.  " 

Health  care  policy  experts,  elected  officials,  and  citi- 
zens across  the  country  will  discuss  the  issues  facing 
Congress  and  the  nation  in  the  broadcast,  which  is 
.sponsored  by  the  League  of  Women  Voters  of  Amherst 
and  the  Kaiser  Family  Foundation,  an  independent 
health  care  philanthropy. 

loan  Flood  Ashwell.  president  of  the  Amherst 
League  of  Women  Voters,  said  that  the  primary  pur- 
pose of  the  local  satellite  conference  is  to  let  partici- 
pants know  where  Congress  stands  on  the  issue  of 
health  care  reform  in  spite  of  many  mixed  messages. 

"1  don't  think  that  anyone  really  knows  what  is 
going  on  (in  terms  of  health  care  reform)  in  Congress, 
said  Ashwell.  The  organization's  president  also  said 
that  rather  than  advocate  specific  legislation,  the 
League  of  Women  Voters  hopes  to  emphasize  educa- 
tion regarding  health  care  reform. 
Cooperative  efforts  from  both  the  National  League 


of  Women  Voters  and  the  Kaiser  Family  Foundation 
created  an  educational  fund.  The  educational  fund  is, 
in  effect,  the  "citizen  education  arm  of  the  League  of 
Women  Voters,"  according  to  Ashwell. 

Attendants  of  the  satellite  conference  will  be  able  to 
participate  in  the  town  meeting  by  using  a  special 
"1-800'  number  to  ask  questions  arid  voice  concerns. 
Health  Care  Reform  information  kits  will  also  be  dis- 
tributed, as  well  as  pre-paid  postcards  to  allow  partici- 
pants to  voice  their  opinions  to  their  representatives  in 
Washington. 

Ashwell  was  unsure  about  the  expected  turnout,  but 
said  that  students  from  all  over  the  Valley,  as  well  as 
local  coalitions  that  have  been  actively  involved  in  the 
health  care  reform  debate  were  invited  to  participate. 

"In  the  Valley,  this  has  been  a  big  issue,"  Ashwell 
said,  and  added  that  the  Amherst  League  of  Women 
Voters  has  been  active  in  the  debate  for  as  many  as  five 
years.  "1  suspect  there  is  more  interest  here  than  in 
other  parts  of  the  country." 

The  Amherst  League  of  Women  Voters  was  founded 
in  1939  by  members  of  the  Northampton  league  and  of 
an  Amherst  book  club. 

The  organization  has  268  members,  approximately 
50  of  which  are  men.  Ashwell  emphasized  that  the 
league  welcomes  any  person  who  is  a  registered  voter 
in  Amherst  to  join. 

The  league  of  women  voters  is  best  known  for  their 
voter  service,  as  well  as  campaign  support.  Ashwell 
said  that  the  organization  is  interested  in 
Massachusetts  fiscal  policy,  in  the  state  legislature 
(they  have  filed  six  bills  this  year,  and  are  waiting  for 
responses),  and  in  the  graduated  income  tax.  The 
league  is  also  currently  fighting  limited  access  to  bal- 
lots. 


Events  explore  wide  range  of  issues 

Qroups  hoping  to  combat  discrimination ,  abuse 


By  Emily  Marino 

Collegion  Staff 


Scott's  task  forces  tackling  ignorance 


By  Jessica  Tovemo 

Collegion  Staff 


Chancellor  David  K.  Scott  is  attempting  to  open  com- 
munication lines  between  different  special  interest  groups, 
rendering  the  wide  array  of  task  forces  on  campus  more 
efficient. 

Scott  has  been  meeting  with  nine  groups  representing 
multiculturalism,  diversity  and  civility.  By  doing  so.  he  is 
trying  to  raise  awareness  of  the  activities,  concerns  and 
different  perspectives  of  the  other  specialized  task  forces 
at  UMas.s. 

"VVith  a  multicultural  community,  there  are  increased 
possibilities  for  misunderstandings,  which  is  why  commu- 
nication is  so  important,"  Scott  said. 

The  Chancellor  also  said.  "The  best  way  of  advancing 
the  University  and  making  progress  with  its  issues  is  to 
build  a  common  agenda." 

"There  is  a  general  agreement  among  the  groups  that 
the  system  needs  more  coherence  and  direction,"  Grant 
Ingle,  director  of  human  relations,  said. 

On  July  14,  Scott  met  with  the  nine  group  entourage  to 
hear  about  the  recent  accomplishments,  upcoming  pro- 
jects and  agenda's  for  the  next  year. 

He  urged  group  representatives  to  offer  suggestions  on 
improsing  relations  on  such  a  diverse  campus  and  individ- 
uals had  the  opportunity  to  voice  concerns. 

"The  meeting  involved  good  questions  and  interesting 
discussion,"  Ingle  said.  "1  think  all  of  the  feedback  helped 
everyone  learn  a  lot  about  what  the  other  groups  are 
doing." 

The  nine  groups  that  are  tending  to  Scott's  attempts  to 
improve  relations  are:  the  Strategic  Planning  Task  Force 
on  Diversity  an  Multiculturalism.  the  Affirmative  Action 
Advisory  Board,  Chancellor's  Commission  on  Civility  in 


Human  Relations,  the  Chancellor's  Task  Force  on  Gay. 
Lesbian  and  Bisexual  Matters,  the  Chancellor's  Task 
Force  on  lewish  Awareness  and  Anti-Semitism  (the 
newest  task  force),  the  Faculty  Senate  Council  on  the 
Status  of  Minorities,  the  Faculty  Senate  Council  on  the 
Status  of  Women,  the  Human  Relations  Council  and  the 
Multicultural  Advisory  Board. 

The  Task  Force  on  Diversity  and  Multiculturalism 
stressed  that  the  common  goal  of  all  the  groups  in  atten- 
dance at  the  )uly  14  meeting  should  be  to  ultimately  have 
an  internalized  awareness  of  multicultural  issues. 

Scott  said  the  recommendation  "mirrored"  what  he  was 
trying  to  do. 

He  is  talking  about  organizing  speakers  and  forums  to 
discuss  controversial  issues  from  a  variety  of  different 
angles,  and  hopes  to  hold  more  meetings  similar  to  the 
one  held  on  )uly  14. 

In  the  past,  advice  and  recommendations  went  forward, 
but  no  one  ever  followed  through  on  them,  Ingle  said. 

By  increasing  awareness  of  other  groups'  activity  on 
campus.  Scott  foresees  less  overlap  in  tasks,  a  smaller 
number  of  task  forces  and,  overall,  more  efficiency. 

Multiple  advisory  boards  have  been  created  without 
examining  the  functions  of  those  that  are  already  in  exis- 
tence. Ingle  said.  This  kind  of  miscommunication  causes 
areas  of  overlap. 

Ingle,  a  member  of  the  Human  Relations  Council,  said 
that  one  of  their  major  objectives  is  to  make  sure  that 
information  gets  networked  across  the  system. 

There  are  some  faculty  members  that  are  skeptical  of 
Scott's  plan,  because  they  feel  that  members  from  certain 
academic  disciplines  may  not  agree  with  the  diversity 
issues  at  hand,  according  to  the  Campus  Chronicle. 

Scott  feels  that  the  more  communication  there  is,  the 
better  the  chances  of  a  truly  intellectual  debate. 


Several  University  of 

Massachusetts  organizations  are 
sponsoring  conferences,  lectures,  pro- 
ductions and  receptions  to  kick  off 
another  semester  of  combatting 
abuse  and  discrimination. 

Through  the  end  of  the  month, 
events  sponsored  by  the  Chancellor's 
Multicultural  Advisory  Board  and  the 
Department  of  Psychology, 
Everywoman's  Center,  the  Program 
for  Cay,  Lesbian  and  Bisexual 
Studies,  the  New  World  Theater  and 
the  Department  of  Women's  Studies 
will  explore  a  number  of  issues 
including  gay  and  lesbian  life,  inter- 
group  relations,  racism,  stereotypes 
and  self-esteem. 

In  addition.  Everywoman's  Center 
will  sponsor  a  Resource  Referral 
Program,  as  well  as  support  groups 
for  women  who  have  been  sexually 
abused  or  raped. 

September  19:  Today  is  the  appli- 
cation deadline  for 
Counselor/Advocates  and 
Educator/Advocates  Against 
Violence  against  Women  for 
Everywoman's  Center.  The  60  -hour, 
comprehensive  training  for  these 
positions  will  be  Sept.  24-Nov.  17. 
Campus  and  community  volunteers 
are  welcome. 

September  21:  The  Program  for 
Gay,  Lesbian  and  Bisexual  Studies 
will  host  Latina  comedian  and  lesbian 
artist  Marga  Gomez  as  pan  of  its  new 
Brown  Bag  season.  Gomez  will  offer 
insight  into  her  humor  and  personal 
background.  Known  for  her  hilarious 
rhetoric  addressing  "sexuality, 
Latina/Latino  lore,  queer  politics. 
Catholic  guilt  and  an  ambition  to 
make  the  world  a  more  tolerant 
place,"  Gomez  will  speak  at  noon  on 
the  ninth  floor  of  the  Campus  Center. 
Check  posted  schedule  for  room 
number. 

Everywoman's  Center  will  sponsor 
the  Resource  Referral  Program,  a 
feminist-based  information  and  refer- 
ral source  for  women  in  the 
University  and  Community. 
Volunteers  will  provide,  up-date  and 
develop  information  on  a  rand  of  top- 
ics of  concern  to  women. 
Applications  to  volunteer  are  du.; 
today  -  contact  Sandy  Mandel  in 
Wilder  Hall.  545-0883.  Orientation, 
on-going  training  and  support  is  pro- 
vided to  volunteers. 

The  New  WORLD  Theater  pre- 
sents Cheva,  a  performance- 
in-progress  featuring  the  talents  of 
Marga  Gomez.  Gomez  will  explore 
her  relationship  with  her  father,  a 


Cuban  comedian,  as  well  as  satirize 
minority  stereotypes.  A  discussion 
will  follow  the  performance.  Show 
runs  Sept.  21-  24  at  8  p.m.  in 
Bowker  Auditorium. 

September  22:  The  social  psychol- 
ogy division  in  the  Department  of 
Psychology  teams  up  with  the 
Chancellor's  Multicultural  Advisory 
Board  to  present  the  "Racism,  the 
Problem  and  Resjxjnse:  Seven  Social 
Psychologists  speak  out  1994 
Conference,"  today  through  Sept. 
24.  Thomas  Pettigrew  of  the 
University  of  California,  Santa  Cruz, 
will  speak  on  'Intergroup  prejudice 
and  discrimination  on  the  campus" 
at  6  p.m.  in  the  Campus  Center 
Auditorium. 

September  23:  |ohn  Dovidio  of 
Colgate  University  will  speak  about 
"Racism  among  the  well-inten- 
tioned," an  exploration  of  uncon- 
scious negative  feelings  about  African 
Americans  and  other  "minority" 
groups,  that  are  expressed  in  subtle, 
indirect  and  rationalizable  ways. 
Campus  Center  Auditorium,  12:15 
p.m. 

"To  identify  or  not  to  identify: 
Preserving,  ignoring,  and  sometimes 
destroying  social  identity,"  will  be 
presented  by  Audrey  Murrell  of  the 
University  of  Pittsburgh.  Murrell  svill 
discuss  the  ways  in  which  people 
come  to  identify  with  social  groups, 
what  inhibits  people  from  being 
attached  to  certain  groups  and  how 
individuals  deal  with  a  threat  to  their 
group  identities.  Campus  Center 
Auditorium.  1:30  p.m. 

David  Sears  of  the  University  of 
California,  Los  Angeles  will  discuss 
the  political  arena  in  which  modem 
racism  operates  through  policy  and 
candidate  choices  that  symbolize 
racial  concerns  in  "The  symbolic  poli- 
tics of  racism."  CC  Auditorium,  2:45 
p.m. 

September  24:  Also  as  part  of  this 
lecture  series,  lennifer  Crocker  of  the 
State  University  of  New  York  at 
Buffalo  will  present  "Racism  and  self 
esteem."  Crocker  will  discuss  the  dif- 
fering reactions  to  racism,  evidence 
and  an  explanation.  CC  Auditorium. 
1  p.m. 

"The  rocky  road  to  positive  inter- 
group relations,"  a  discussion  of 
obstacles  to  positive  intergroup  rela- 
tions and  the  challenges  associated 
with  managing  intergroup  interac- 
tions will  be  given.  Patricia  Devine  of 
the  University  of  Wisconsin,  Madison 
will  speak  at  2:15  p.m.  in  the  CC 
Auditorium. 

The  final  speaker  in  this  series  will 
be  Claude  Steele  of  Stanford 
University,  who  will  discuss  the  rela 


tion  of  stereotyping  and  apprehension 
of  intellectual  testing.  "Under  suspi- 
cion of  inability:  Stereotype  vulnera- 
bility and  intellectual  functioning" 
will  be  presented  at  3:30  p.m.  in  the 
CC  Auditorium. 

September  26:  Today  is  the  imtial 
meeting  of  the  Child  Sexual  Abuse 
Survivors  Support  Group,  sponsored 
by  Everywoman's  Center.  The  group 
of  adult  women  survivors  of  incest 
and  other  forms  of  child  sexual  abuse 
meets  Mondays  from  7-9  p.m..  and 
runs  for  10  weeks.  Lynne  Davis  facil- 
itates the  free,  confidential  meetings. 
Screening  interview  deadline  has 
passed,  but  call  545-0800  for  more 
information. 

September  28:  Author  and 
Producer  Warren  Blumenfeld  will 
discuss  his  documentary  film  Pink 
Triangle  ax  noon  as  part  of  the 
Program  for  Gay,  Lesbian  and 
Bisexual  Studies'  Brown  Bag.  series. 
Check  Campus  Center  posting  for 
room  number  on  the  ninth  floor, 

September  29:  Today  is  the  first 
day  that  Everywoman's  Center's 
Rape  Survivors  Support  Group  will 
meet.  Meeting  takes  place  from 
7:30-9:30  p.m..  and  will  run  for  10 
weeks  for  adult  women  survivors  of 
rape.  Facilitated  by  Cat  Chapin. 
LICSW,  meetings  are  confidential. 
Deadline  to  join  has  passed,  but  call 
545-08(X)  for  more  information. 

September  30:  Everywoman's 
Center  presents  "In  Our  Own  Image: 
The  Portrayal  of  Women  of  Color  in 
the  Media."  The  conference  will 
address  the  historically  sexist  and/or 
degrading  images  and  words  used  by 
the  Media  to  portray  women  of  color. 
The  impact  of  these  negative  images 
and  words  on  the  lives  of  women  of 
color,  as  well  as  positive  attempts 
being  made  to  change  the  situation 
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International 


Israelis  brace  for  hot  weather  on  Yom  Kippur 


By  Ron  Kamp«as 

AiKKioled  Press 


lERUSALEM  -  The  weathers  boil- 
ing. Politicians  are  contemplating  a 
wrenching  return  of  territory  to 
Arabs.  It  seems  a  particularly  apt 
time  for  Israelis  to  turn  to  fast  and 
atonement.  Temperatures  in 
lerusalem  and  Tel  Aviv  soared  to  the 
mid-90s,  making  the  prospect  of 
abstaining  from  all  foods  and  liquids 
from  Wednesday  evening  through 
sunset  Thursday  especially  daunting 
this  Yom  Kippur. 

"I'll  drink  a  lot  beforehand,"  said 
office  manager  Miriam  Neremberg, 
28.  "And  my  synagogue  is  air-condi- 
tioned." 


The  lerusalem  Post  told  readers  to 
salt  their  pre-fast  meal  to  counteract 
sodium  depletion  from  sweating  and 
quoted  a  nutritionist  warning  readers 
to  avoid  the  trek  to  the  Western 
Wall,  ludaism's  most  holy  site. 

An  army  statement  said  the  mili- 
tary chaplain  issued  an  edict  allov^ng 
soldiers  on  duty  to  drink  water 
because  of  the  heat.  Yom  Kippur 
ends  the  10  "Days  of  Awe"  launched 
by  Rosh  Hashana,  the  Jewish  New 
Year.  The  period  is  set  aside  for  ask- 
ing forgiveness,  with  the  final  day 
reserved  for  prayer  seeking  atone- 
ment from  God. 

"If  you  haven't  asked  your  fellows 
for  forgiveness  by  Yom  Kippur,  the 
repentance  isn't  complete,"  said 


Rabbi  liezalel  Borstein,  a  teacher  at 
Jerusalem's  BMT  seminary. 

Shimon  Baron,  secretary  of  the 
Elrom  collective  farm  on  the  Golan 
Heights,  said  the  JSO-strong  mem- 
bership usually  gathers  on  Yom 
Kippur  for  a  mutual  "accounting  of 
souls,"  where  members  ask  forgive- 
ness from  one  another. 

But  this  year,  the  settlement  took 
the  extraoixiinary  step  of  organizing  a 
political  meeting,  after  hearing 
reports  Wednesday  that  they  would 
be  the  first  evacuated  under  a  treaty 
with  Syria.  Prime  Minister  Yitzhak 
Rabin  spoke  last  week  of  a  "slight 
withdrawal"  from  the  heights. 

"We  asked  the  prime  minister's 
office  for  a  denial."  Baron  said.  "They 


wouldn't  give  one."  He  said  the  set- 
tlers could  be  demonstrating  by 
Thursday  night,  right  after  the  holi- 
day. 

The  Golan  is  closely  identified  with 
Yom  Kippur  because  of  the  1975 
Mideast  war,  which  began  on  the  fast 
day. 

The  entire  country  shuts  down  on 
the  holiday,  with  even  international 
nights  barred.  The  amiy  closed  Israel 
to  Palestinians  from  the  West  Bank 
and  Gaza  Strip  for  48  hours  around 
the  holiday. 

Stores  throughout  Israel  were  filled 
with  last-minute  shoppers,  toting 
bags  pwcked  with  pre-fast  foods  and 
25-hour  candles  to  honor  departed 
loved  ones. 


Road  links  Croatia,  Bosnia;  symbolizes  alliance 


ZAGREB,  Croatia  (AP)  -  Croatian  and  Bosnian 
Muslim  leaders,  seeking  to  shore  up  a  faltering  fed- 
eration, agreed  Wednesday  to  open  a  key  road  link- 
ing Croatia  and  Bosnia  and  to  create  joint  munici- 
pal authorities  in  Bosnia. 

The  measures  were  part  of  efforts  to  ease  grow- 
ing tensions  six  months  after  Bosnian  Croats  and 
Muslims  stopF>ed  fighting  over  territory  in  central 
Bosnia. 

The  federation  agreement,  signed  in  March  fol- 
lowing U.S.  prodding,  is  between  Bosnian  Croats 
and  Bosnia's  Muslim-led  government.  But  neigh- 
boring Croatia  figures  prominently  because  of  its 
influence  on  Bosnian  Croats. 

Little  of  the  agreement  has  been  enacted,  due  to 
lingering  mutual  mistrust.  But  the  accord  has 
opened  up  Bosnian  government  territory  to  ship- 
ments of  illicit  arms  through  Croatia,  vastly 
improved  food  supplies  and  halted  the  fighting 
between  the  two  sides. 

Serbs,  who  control  about  70  percent  of  Bosnia, 
have  rejected  U.N.  peace  plans  and  want  nothing  to 
do  with  the  federation.  They  have  sought  to  merge 
land  they  hold  with  Serb-dominated  Yugoslavia, 
creating  a  "Greater  Serbia." 

Fighting  in  Bosnia  broke  out  in  April  1992,  after 
the  Serb  minority  revolted  against  a  vote  by 
Bosnian  Croats  and  Muslims  to  secede  from 


Yugoslavia.  The  fighting  has  left  an  estimated 
200,000  people  dead  or  missing. 

Following  two  days  of  talks  with  Bosnian 
President  Alija  Izetbegovic,  Croatia's  president. 
Franjo  Tudjman,  said  the  meeting  was  "a  big  step 
forward"  in  implementing  the  federation  agree- 
ment. 

In  a  joint  statement,  the  two  delegations,  which 
also  included  Bosnian  Croat  leaders,  stressed  the 
"strategic  interests"  linking  Croatia.  Bosnian  Croats 
and  Muslims. 

But  Tudjman  and  the  Bosnian  Muslim  leaders 
apparently  did  not  agree  on  the  issue  of  exempting 
Muslim-led  Bosnian  government  troops  from  an 
international  arms  embargo  on  all  former  Yugoslav 
republics. 

"We  remain  firm  in  our  standpoint  that  the 
embargo  should  be  lifted,"  Izetbegovic  said,  adding 
"Croatia  has  the  right  to  their  own  opinion." 

Tudjman  said  last  week  he  was  against  lifting  the 
embargo  because  that  would  escalate  fighting  in 
Bosnia  with  Serb  fighters.  The  United  States  has 
been  at  loggerheads  with  key  NATO  allies  over  its 
plans  to  lift  the  arms  embargo  against  Bosnian  gov- 
ernment forces  if  Bosnian  Serbs  fail  to  agree  to  an 
international  peace  plan  by  mid-October. 

Britain  and  France,  which  both  have  large  peace- 
keeping contingents  in  Bosnia,  have  said  they 


would  withdraw  their  troops  if  the  embargo  is  lift- 
ed. Russia  has  also  said  it  would  pull  out  its  sol- 
diers. 

Before  returning  to  Sarajevo.  Izetbegovic  told 
reporters  the  two  sides  had  agreed  to  establish  joint 
local  authorities  for  some  municipalities  within  30 
days  and  to  set  up  district  authorities  a  month 
later. 

They  also  agreed  to  open  the  road  from 
Metkovic  in  Croatia  to  Doboj  in  north-central 
Bosnia. 

ladranko  Priic.  the  federation's  defense  minister, 
said  he  would  submit  a  proposal  within  two  weeks 
outlining  defense  plans  for  the  federation. 

The  federation  still  lacks  a  functioning  govern- 
ment and  a  unified  military  command  as  well  as  an 
economic  plan  and  a  strategy  for  repatriating  hun- 
dreds of  thousands  of  refugees  scattered  by  last 
year's  Muslim-Croat  fighting. 

U.N.  officials  fear  the  federation  could  collapse  if 
it  does  not  keep  moving  forward.  Tension  has 
increased  recently,  particularly  around  Mostar,  in 
the  southwest  of  the  republic.  Mostar  was  the 
scene  of  fierce  Muslim-Croat  fighting  before  the 
federation  accord.  Elsewhere  in  Bosnia,  govern- 
ment troops  appeared  to  have  gained  the  initiative 
in  battles  against  Serbs  for  control  of  a  northwest- 
em  pocket  of  territory. 


Israel  and  Syria  move 
closer  to  an  agreement 


By  Karin  Loub 

Associated  Press  Writer 


lERUSALEM  -  Israel  and  Syria 
are  moving  toward  an  agreement 
after  months  of  deadlocked  peace 
talks,  Israel's  chief  of  military  intel- 
ligence said  in  an  interview  pub- 
lished Wednesday. 

"I  think  that  the  near  future  may 
afford  us  the  ability  to  bridge  the 
gaps,"  in  positions,  Maj.  Gen.  Uri 
Saguy,  reportedly  involved  in  secret 
talks  with  Syria,  told  the  Yedioth 
Ahronoth  newspaper. 

Saguy  refused  to  give  details  or 
say  through  which  channel  the  two 
sides  were  negotiating.  Formal 
talks  in  Washington  were  suspend- 
ed earlier  this  year,  but  Israel  and 
Syria  reportedly  have  established  a 
back  channel  involving  the  two 
nations'  ambassadors  to 
Washington. 

An  Israeli  official  confirmed 
reports  Wednesday  that  Syria  has 
not  rejected  outright  a  proposal 
involving  an  Israeli  troop  withdraw- 
al on  the  Golan  Heights  in  two 
stages,  but  that  President  Hafez 
Assad  attached  several  conditions 
Israel  found  unacceptable.  The  offi- 
cial spoke  on  condition  of  anonymi- 
ty- 

The  strategic  Golan  Heights,  cap- 
tured by  Israel  in  1967  and  later 
annexed,  is  the  key  to  any  peace 
between  Israel  and  Syria.  Prime 
Minister  Yitzhak  Rabin  has  offered 
to  withdraw  immediately  from  a 
slice  of  the  plateau,  to  be  followed 
by  a  three-year  testing  of  normaliza- 
tion, including  the  exchange  of 
ambassadors  and  free  trade  and 


travel.  Only  then  would  the  final 
line  of  withdrawal  be  negotiated, 
Rabin  has  said. 

Uri  Dronii.  head  of  the 
Government  Press  Office,  said 
Wednesday  that  Israel's  offer 
included  pulling  back  troops  up  to 
I  1/4  mile  from  their  present  posi- 
tion, without  uprooting  any  lewish 
settlements.  The  Syrians,  however, 
insist  that  at  least  one  lewish  settle- 
ment be  dismantled  in  the  first 
stage,  according  to  the  government 
official  who  confirmed  a  report  by 
Israel  radio. 

The  Syrians  also  want  withdraw- 
al to  be  completed  within  two 
years,  before  the  next  Israeli  elec- 
tions scheduled  lor  mid- 1996.  the 
report  said.  Assad  apparently  is 
worried  that  Israel's  hawkish  oppo- 
sition could  regain  power  before 
the  withdrawal  is  completed,  the 
radio  said. 

The  Syrians  said  only  toward  the 
end  of  the  withdrawal  process 
would  they  exchange  ambassadors, 
but  not  allow  free  trade  and  travel, 
the  rcpt)rt  said. 

The  Syrians  reiterated  demands 
that  Israel  in  the  end  give  back  all 
of  the  Golan,  captured  in  the  1967 
Middle  East  war.  Israeli  hard-liners 
claim  Rabin  already  committed 
Israel  to  a  complete  pullout. 

Rabin  and  other  government  offi- 
cials deny  the  claims. 

Asked  why  Israeli-Syrian  negotia- 
tions were  moving  forward  after 
months  of  deadlock,  Saguy  said 
Israel's  looming  1996  elections  and 
the  progress  in  its  talks  with  the 
Palestinians  and  lordan  convinced 
Assad  it  was  time  to  move. 


IRA  prisoners  back  cease-fire  as  Protestants  turn  on  each  other 


By  Shawn  Pogatchnik 
Associated  Press 


BELFAST,  Northern  Ireland  - 
Senior  IRA  prisoners  in  Northern 
Ireland's  top-security  prison  say  they 
support  the  group's  cease-fire  as  a 
lasting  step  away  from  violence,  but 
expect  political  concessions  in 
return. 

British  Prime  Minister  John  Major 
said  Wednesday  he  still  wasn't  sure 
whether  the  Irish  Republican  Army's 
2-week-old  truce  would  last.  He  is 
seeking  firm  assurances  from  Sinn 
Fein,  the  IRA's  political  partners, 
that  the  truce  is  permanent  before 
talks  could  begin. 

Meanwhile,  a  night  of  street  vio- 
lence in  Belfast  between  the  mainly 
Protestant  police  and  hard-line 
Protestant  "loyalists"  starkly  demon- 


strated how  the  IRA's  gesture  has 
divided  sentiments  in  Northern 
Ireland's  pro-British  majority. 

Several  people  were  injured  and  10 
vehicles  hijacked  and  torched  late 
Tuesday  in  clashes  that  began  after 
officers  separated  Protestants  and 
Catholics  trading  taunts  and  punches 
at  a  court  hearing  for  a  Catholic 
accused  of  attempting  to  murder  a 
prominent  loyalist. 

Protestant  political  leaders  met 
police  commanders  Wednesday  and 
complained  afterward  that  heavy- 
handed  police  tactics  would  ensure 
more  violence.  Police  promised  an 
investigation,  but  said  civilians  had 
been  bent  on  starting  trouble. 

Hard-liners  within  the  pro-British 
Protestant  community  suspect  the 
IRA,  their  traditional  enemies,  must 
already  have  won  secret  concessions 


from  Britain  to  make  them  end  their 
24-year  campaign  against  British  rule 
of  the  province. 

The  reality  seems  to  be  more  com- 
plex -  that  Sinn  Fein,  long  isolated 
politically,  has  found  faith  in  a  polit- 
ical process  that  for  the  first  time 
has  won  them  allies  among  moder- 
ate Catholic  nationalists.  Irish  gov- 
ernment leaders  and  American  offi- 
cials. Sean  Lynch,  the  IRA's  com- 
manding officer  in  the  Maze  prison 
southwest  of  Belfast,  said  his  men 
want  success  for  the  "unarmed  strat- 
egy."  which  he  said  would  last  "in 
all  circumstances."  "The  big  ques- 
tion emerging  now  is  not  does  the 
republican  movement  intend  to  keep 
the  peace,  but  does  the  British  gov- 
ernment want  peace?  What  bold  and 
courageous  initiatives  has  it  taken  to 
match  the  truly  historic  nature  of 


the  republican  decision'.'"  Lynch 
wrote  in  a  letter  published 
Wednesday. 

The  IRA  prisoners  are  influential 
opinion-formers  within  republican 
ranks,  and  were  consulted  before  the 
IRA  announcement  Aug.  31  of  'a 
complete  cessation  of  military  opera- 
tions." 

The  IRA  and  Sinn  Fein  leaders  are 
seeking  the  early  release  of  their 
side's  prisoners,  many  of  whom  are 
not  due  for  release  until  well  into  the 
next  century.  Sinn  Fein  also  insists 
Britain  end  the  6-year-old  ban  on 
broadcasting  the  voices  of  IRA  sup- 
porters. Protesters  on  Wednesday 
picketed  the  offices  of  the  British 
Broadcasting  Corp.  and  Ulster 
Television  in  Londonderry.  Northern 
Ireland's  second-largest  city,  appeal- 
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Townes  hopes  to  help  UM  students 


By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegion  Staff 

In  the  waice  of  the  complete  restructuring  of  Student 
Altairs.  M  Ricardo  Townes  has  been  named  interim  assis- 
tant vice  chancellor  for  campus  activities  at  the  University 
oi  Massachusetts. 

Townes  was  appointed  to  the  newly  created  position  by 
Thomas  Robinson,  vice  chancellor  of  Student  Affairs, 
who  created  the  position  when  he  eliminated  the  old 
structure  of  Student  Affairs  and  implemented  a  new  struc- 
ture based  on  clusters. 

Robinson  said  he  wanted  to  appoint  someone  who 
shares  his  "mterest  in  student  empowerment  and  who  will 
support  the  University's  multicultural  initiatives."  accord- 
ing to  a  press  release. 

"I  was  approached  about  the  job  by  Robinson,  and  I 
spoke  with  Chancellor  David  K.  Scott."  said  Townes  "I 
was  later  asked  to  fill  the  position  and  start  work  immedi- 
ately. 

Robinson  felt  that  Townes  was  well-placed  to  start 
working  with  students  and  staff  immediately  on  important 
campus  issues  and  activities,  accotxling  to  a  press  release. 

Townes  will  head  the  Campus  Activities  cluster  on  an 
interim  basis  through  |une  30,  1995.  Even  though  the  job 
IS  only  temporary,  Townes  is  excited  about  the  opportuni- 
ty to  better  serve  the  University. 

"l  am  pleased  that  I  have  been  given  the  opportunies  to 
improve  the  services  the  University  provides  for  the  stu- 
dents," Townes  said. 

Townes  has  been  on  the  UMass  staff  since  1976.  when 
he  was  named  staff  assistant  on  the  Committee  for  the 


Collegiate  Education  of  Black  and  Other  Minority 
Students  program.  Townes  was  named  assistant  director 
of  CCEBMS  in  1981.  He  was  named  associate  dean  in  the 
Dean  of  Students  Office  in  1987. 

Previous  to  his  recent  appointment,  Townes  was  the 
associate  dean  of  academic  support  services  since  1 990. 

As  assistant  vice  chancellor.  Townes  is  in  charge  of  the 
Center  for  Organization  Advising  and  Programing 
[COAP).  an  umbrella  group  for  the  student  activities  on 
campus.    - 

"COAP  is  just  one  piece  of  the  Campus  Activities  clus- 
ter, under  the  new  structure  of  Student  Affairs."  Townes 
said. 

COAP  will  include  staff  working  with  registered  stu- 
dent organizations,  student  businesses,  the  craft  shop. 
Union  Video,  WMUA  radio  station,  the  Daily  Collegian 
and  student  cultural  centers. 

Townes  and  his  staff  will  also  be  involved  with  the 
Office  of  Third  World  Affairs,  the  Student  Legal  Services 
Center,  the  Student  Center  for  Educational  Research  and 
Advocacy,  Commuter  Services  and  the  Housing  Resource 
Center. 

Townes  said  he  feels  that  his  job  is  to  simply  work  for 
the  students  and  the  student  organizations  on  the  UMass 
campus. 

"I  see  myself  as  a  chief  advocate  of  the  organizations 
that  work  within  the  clusters."  Townes  said. 

Townes  feels  that  he  is  in  the  position  where  he  can 
work  with  students  and  student  organizations  to  improve 
the  quality  of  the  services  UMass  provides. 

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Deion  close  to  signing  on  with  Niners 


By  Dennii  Goorgotos 

Associatad  Press 


SANTA  CLARA.  Calif.  —  With  the  baseball  season 
gone.  Deion  Sanders  wasted  no  time  closing  in  on  a  new 
job  with  the  San  Francisco  49ers. 

A  free-agent  comerback  and  Cincinnati  Reds  outfield- 
er. Sanders  shopped  his  services  to  several  NFL  teams 
while  idled  by  the  monthlong  baseball  players  strike.  On 
Wednesday,  the  owners  called  off  the  season. 

"With  his  baseball  job  gone,  at  least  for  this  season, 
Sanders  was  ready  to  turn  his  attention  to  football,"  said 
his  agent.  Eugene  Parker. 

Sanders  told  an  Atlanta  television  station  he  had 
decided  against  rejoining  the  Atlanta  Falcons  and 
intehded  to  sign  with  the  49ers. 

In  their  bid  to  sign  Sanders,  the  49ers  freed  $1.5  mil- 
lion under  the  salary  cap  by  restructuring  the  contracts 
of  linebackers  Gary  Plummer  and  Ken  Norton  and  safe- 
ty Tim  McDonald. 

Club  president  Carmen  Policy  said  Sanders,  a  three- 
time  Pro  Bowler  in  five  seasons  with  the  Falcons,  flew  to 
the  San  Francisco  Bay  area  on  Wednesday.  Policy  said 
he  hoped  to  conclude  a  deal  within  the  next  24  hours. 

"There  are  some  very  sensitive  negotiations  going  on," 
Policy  said.  "We're  talking  numbers.  We're  talking 
incentives.  We're  talking  a  variety  of  things.  Wc'n"  even 
talking  philosophy." 

lust  two  weeks  ago.  Policy  said  the  49ers  couldn't 
afford  Sanders  because  of  salary-cap  constraints.  Now 
he  was  optimistic  the  two  sides  could  come  to  terms. 
However,  he  was  wary  of  competing  offers. 

"We're  not  in  there  alone."  Policy  said.  "If  I  was  to 
stand  here  and  tell  you  it  was  done,  I  would  be  really 
acting  foolhardy.  I  don't  know  what's  going  on  behind 


the  scenes.  His  coming  out  here  may  be  nothing  more 
than  priming  the  pump  to  get  Atlanta  to  really  conic 
through  with  a  final  offer." 

Falcons  president  Taylor  Smith  said  the  team  still 
assumed  Sanders  would  give  Atlanta  a  chance  lo  match 
the  best  offer  from  another  club. 

"If  the  (money)  is  what  it's  rumored  to  be  ...  then  I 
know  we  can  be  competitive  with  that  kind  of  offer," 
Atlanta  coach  |une  )ones  said.  "Deion  knows  we  want 
him  here,  and  he  knows  this  is  the  best  fit  for  what  he 
wants  to  accomplish." 

Should  Sanders  sign  with  the  49ers.  he  wouU  be  the 
sixth  defensive  free  agent  added  to  the  team.  San 
Francisco  (1-1)  earlier  added  Norton.  Plummer.  Toi 
Cook,  Rickey  lackson  and  Richard  Dent. 

San  Francisco  coach  George  Seifert  has  called 
Sanders  the  best  defensive  back  in  the  game  today  and 
players  agreed  his  addition  could  make  a  great  impact. 

"It  would  only  make  us  better  and  I'm  all  for  anyone 
coming  here  who  would  make  us  better,"  Cook  said. 
'It's  all  about  winning  and  any  player  that's  going  to 
help  us  win.  bring  him  here." 

McDonald,  who  was  among  the  players  agreeing  to 
renegotiated  contracts,  added,  "Deion's  a  great  player 
and  he  brings  a  lot.  He  brings  excellent  man  to  man  cov- 
erage skills.  He  brings  a  lot  of  charisma  and  a  lot  of 
excitement  and  I  think  he's  all  business  once  he  steps  on 
the  football  field." 

Sanders  had  been  seeking  a  long-term,  $4  million-a- 
year  deal,  but  apparently  has  conceded  the  NFL's  $34.6 
million  salary  cap  makes  that  impossible. 

"As  always,  it's  Deion's  call,"  Parker  told  the  Atlanta 
loumal  on  Tuesday.  "I  think  he  knows  what  he  wants  to 
do.  I  think  he  knows  where  he  wants  to  be  and  how  to 
gel  there." 


Baseball 


continued  from  page  16 

While  this  strike  has  wrecked  the  season,  it  is  not  yet 
the  longest  in  history.  A  50-day  strike  in  the  middle  of 
1981  led  to  skewed,  split-season  playoffs.  There  was  still  a 
World  Series,  however. 

The  Worid  Series  started  in  190 J.  but  was  not  played 
in  1 904  because  New  York  Giants  manager  |ohn  McGraw 
thought  his  team  was  too  good  to  face  the  Boston 
Pilgrims,  forerunners  of  the  Red  Sox.  The  Series  resumed 
in  1905  and  had  been  played  every  year  since,  although 
there  were  some  close  calls. 

In  1918,  President  Woodrow  Wilson's  administration 


ordered  an  abrupt  end  to  the  season  because  of  World 
War  I.  As  a  result,  the  World  Series  started  the  first  week 
of  September. 

During  World  War  II.  baseball  executives  asked 
President  Franklin  D.  Roosevelt  whether  games  should 
continue.  Roosevelt  responded  that  America  needed  base 
ball,  and  said  to  play  on.  In  1919.  there  was  the  Black 
Sox  Scandal.  Shoeless  |oc  lackson  and  other  members  of 
the  Chicago  White  Sox  were  accused  of  throwing  the 
World  Series  against  Cincinnati,  and  they  were  banned 
from  baseball  for  life. 


Notes 


contlniied  from  page  16 

defensive  end  Vemard  Fennell  added  three  tackles  and  a 
QB  sack. 

Hodges  also  noted  the  play  of  junior  free  safety  |ason 
Tudryn. 

Tough  schedule  —  According  to  statistics  released  by 
the  NCAA.  Massachusetts  has  the  sixth  toughest  sched- 
ule in  Division  l-AA.  The  Minutemen's  opponents  for 
the  1994  season  finished  last  season  at  67-52-0  |.56J|. 
These  same  opponents  won  the  most  games  |67|  than 
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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Sports 


Baseball  done  for  rest  of  season 


By  Ronald  Blum 

Auociated  Press 


NEW  YORK  —  The  baseball  sea- 
son ended  tcxiay  svith  a  fax  instead  of 
a  fastball. 

An  extraordinary  season,  already 
shut  down  by  a  month-long  strike, 
was  canceled  today  along  with  the 
World  Series  in  a  vote  by  26  of  the 
28  teams. 

The  decision,  which  came  on  the 
54th  day  of  the  strike  by  players,  was 
reached  in  a  conference  call  among 
the  owners  led  by  acting  commission- 
er Bud  Selig. 

"There  cannot  be  any  joy  on  any 
side."  Selig.  the  owner  of  the 
Milwaukee  Brewers,  told  reporters  in 
Milwaukee. 

Gone  are  the  exciting  pennant 
races,  the  expanded  playoffs  and  the 
World  Series,  as  well  as  the  hopes  of 
fans  who  thought  the  players  and 
owners  could  resolve  their  month- 
long  labor  dispute.  And  the  game  as 
we  know  it  may  never  be  the  same. 

The  end.  though  expected,  was  no 
less  stunning  when  it  came  on  the 
34th  day  of  the  players'  strike.  The 
enduring  game,  played  more  than  a 
century  ago  by  Civil  War  soldiers, 
was  halted  in  thoroughly  modern 
fashion:  by  fax  machine. 

"This  is  a  sad  day,"  Selig  said  in 
the  fax.  "Nobody  wanted  this  to  haj>- 
pen,  but  the  c'.''r'»'nMing  player  strike 
leaves  us  no  choice  but  to  take  this 
action. 

"We  have  reached  the  point  where 
it  is  no  longer  practical  to  complete 
the  remainder  of  the  season  or  to  pre- 
serve the  integrity  of  postseason 
play,"  he  said. 

Baltimore  and  Cincinnati  didn't 
sign  the  resolution  to  cancel  the  sea- 


son. Selig  said  Orioles  owner  Peter 
Angelas,  while  agreeing  in  principle, 
wanted  changes  in  the  wording  of  the 
document.  Reds  owner  Marge  Schott. 
however,  refused  to  go  along,  saying 
that  perhaps  minor  league  players 
should  be  used.  Selig  said. 

For  the  first  lime  since  1904,  there 
will  be  no  World  Series.  For  the  first 
time  since  professional  baseball 
leagues  began  in  1871,  a  major 
league  season  was  played  with  no 
conclusion.  For  now.  fans  will  never 
know  whether  Tony  Gwynn  would've 
hit  .400,  whether  Frank  Thomas 
could've  won  the  Triple  Crown  or 
whether  the  Cleveland  Indians 
mighl've  made  the  postseason  for  the 
first  time  in  40  years.  The  strike 
already  had  wiped  out  any  chance  of 
Ken  Griffey  jr.  or  Matt  Williams 
breaking  Roger  Maris'  mark  of  61 
home  runs. 

"Will  the  Yankees  win  or  won't 
they?  Will  the  Mets  be  able  to  come 
back?"  said  New  York  Gov.  Mario 
Cuomo,  a  former  Pittsburgh  Pirates 
farmhand.  "Will  Thomas  be  able  to 
set  a  record?  Will  limmy  Key  be  the 
Cy  Young  winner?  Every  time  you 
see  him  pitch  you're  thinking  about 
it,  and  all  of  the  sudden  they  say  to 
you,  "You'll  never  know.  Because  we 
ended  it  before  the  culmination." 
That's  a  wicked  thing  to  do.  A  really 
wicked  thing." 

In  the  days  and  weeks  to  come, 
fans  will  be  left  to  wonder  when 
baseball  will  return.  When  it  does 
come  back,  there  might  even  be  an 
entirely  new  league. 

Baseball,  so  much  a  part  of  the 
American  fabric  that  it  survived 
wars,  scandals  and  even  an  earth- 
quake, could  not  overcome  a  $2  bil- 
lion battle  between  owners  and  play- 


"This  is  a  sad  day.  a  disappointing 
day.  and  a  terrible  day,"  Los  Angeles 
Oodgers  manager  Tom  Lasorda  said 
by  telephone  from  his  home  in 
Fullerton.  Calif.  "When  you  don't 
have  the  playoffs  and  World  Series, 
this  is  unbelievable.  Who  would  have 
ever  thought  it  would  come  to  this?" 

Players,  meanwhile,  said  they  were 
willing  to  continue  contract  talks  and 
said  an  agreement  by  Sept.  26  would 
have  saved  the  postseason.  But  the 
issue  of  a  salary  cap.  which  owners 
say  they  need  to  control  salaries  that 
now  average  nearly  $1.2  million  per 
player,  remains  the  sticking  point  in 
the  negotiations. 

"The  union  refused  to  bargain  with 
us  over  costs  and  took  a  hard-line 
position  that  the  clubs  would  fold  as 
they  had  in  past  negotiations."  Selig 
said.  "That  was  a  terrible  mistake,  one 
for  which  all  of  us  must  pay." 

Selig  didn't  address  the  issue  of 
future  talks. 

No  negotiating  sessions  were 
scheduled  between  union  head 
Donald  Fehr  and  owners'  representa- 
tive Richard  Ravitch.  The  two  sides 
have  met  only  three  times  since  the 
strike  started,  and  not  at  all  in  the 
final  five  days. 

Ravitch  said  the  goal  was  now  to 
negotiate  an  agreement  "without 
liariiiing  next  year." 

"1  think  and  I  hope  that  Don 
understands  a  union  leader  is  sup- 
posed to  talk  about  the  wages  of  the 
people  he  represents."  Ravitch  said. 
"They  didn't  want  to  do  that.  Now 
they  have  to.  Once  you  cross  that 
threshold,  hopefully  we  can  work 
something  out,  whether  it's  a  cap  or  a 
tax  or  a  widget." 

There  was  no  immediate  comment 


AC  PHOTO 

Baseballl's  Acting-  Connmissioner 
Bud  Selig 

from  the  union. 

Selig's  declaration  follows  more 
than  25  years  of  labor  strife  between 
the  players  and  owners.  In  December 
1975,  players  won  the  right  to  free 
agency  and  owners  have  never  com- 
pletely come  to  grips  with  it,  leading 
to  a  series  of  strikes  and  lockouts  - 
eight  in  all  -  without  precedent  in 
American  sport. 

"Maybe  we've  been  headed  for 
this  for  a  long,  long  time,"  Selig  said. 

In  the  past,  there  was  always  a 
commissioner  to  help  steer  if  not 
negotiate  a  settlement.  But  owners 
forced  out  Fay  Vincent  on  Sept.  7. 
1992,  and  said  they  would  not  hire  a 
successor  until  a  new  collective  bar- 
gaining agreement  was  in  place. 

Turn  to  BASEBALL,  page  13 


Minutemen  stay  positive 


By  Andrew  Bryce 

Collegian  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachsetts 
football  team  opened  up  the  sea- 
son with  a  one-point  loss  to 
Richmond.  14-13.  There  were  ups 
and  downs  with  the  result,  but 
there  are  still  ten  games  remaining 
on  the  Minutemen  schedule, 
including  Saturday's  tilt  at  Holy 
Cross  (preview  on 
Friday). 
Minutemen  notes... 

The  Richmond  game 
—  After  the  University 
of  Massachusetts  foot- 
ball team  were  edged 
by  Richmond  14-13 
last  Saturday  after  a  blocked 
extra-  point  attempt,  Coach  Mike 
Hodges  said  he  was  pleased  by  his 
team's  effort.  As  far  as  the  play  of 
his  players,  though,  Hodges  saw  it 
as  inconsistent. 

"Things  went  pretty  well,  but 
not  consistent,"  said  Hodges.  "We 
did  have  over  200  yards  rushing 
[222  yards),  which  leads  the 
Yankee  Conference  right  now.  so 
we  can  run  the  ball.  But  we  con- 
verted 1-15  third-downs.  We 
have  to  become  more  consistent." 

Hodges  did  add  that  he  was 
impressed  with  the  11-play, 
92-yard  drive  engineered  by 
junior  quarterback  Andrew 
McNeilly  that  pulled  his  team  to 
within  one  point,  14-13,  with  25 
seconds  left  on  the  clock.  But, 
again,  Hodges  added,  there  were 
also  some  mistakes. 

"The  last  drive  was  fantastic," 
said  Hodges.  "Andrew  did  some 
great  things,  but  he  did  make 
some  mistakes." 


That  was  the  basic  summary  of 
the  Minutemen's  play  last  week- 
end both  on  offense  and  defense — 
some  flashes  of  great  play,  yet  not 
consistently  throughout  the  entire 
48  minutes  of  play. 

The  Rene  Ingoglia  update  — 
The  junior  All-America  running 
back  candidate  ran  for  129  yards 
on  just  14  carries  (9.2  average), 
and  by  doing  that,  went  over  the 
2,000  yard  mark  for 
his  career  [2070 
yards).  The  129  yards 
outgained  the  entire 
Richmond  backfield  by 
1 2  yards. 

Despite  the  loss. 
Hodges  envisions 
much  success  in  the  future  if 
Ingoglia  remains  sharp. 

"I'll  tell  you  what,  if  Rene  aver- 
ages 130  yards  per  game,  we 
won't  lose  that  many  games,"  said 
Hodges. 

Right  now,  Ingoglia  is  the  only 
running  back  in  Massachusetts 
football  history  to  average  100 
yards  or  better  per  game  in  his 
career  [103.5  yards/game). 

Defense  strong  —  The  defense 
is  another  Minutemen  strong 
point,  as  they  lead  the  Yankee 
Conference  in  total  defense.  The 
defense  held  Richmond  to  just 
227  total  yards.  Standouts  includ- 
ed sophomore  linebacker  Mike 
Valentino  and  sophomore  strong 
safety  Brian  Mooney,  who  had  1 5 
and  12  total  tackles,  respectively. 

Senior  defensive  tackle  Silas 
Burke  chipped  in  with  nine  tackles 
[included  two  tackles  for 
minus-eight  yards),  and  junior 

Turn  to  NOTiS,  page  13 


Minutewomen  blank  PC 


By  Molt  Vautour 

Collegian  Staff 


UMass     1 


Good  teams  win  even  when  they  do  not  play  their 
best. 

Despite  a  tough  game  by  an  inspired  Providence 
squad  and  some  lapses,  the  Massachusetts  field  hockey 
team  prevailed  over  the  Lady 
Friars,  1-0,  at  Providence  yester- 
day. 

Natalie  Hart's  first  goal  of  the 
season  proved  to  be  all  the  offense 
UMass  needed.  On  a  penalty  comer  with  14:36  to  go 
in  the  game.  Hart  blasted  the  game-winner  past  the 
Friar  goalie  |.  Soteraides.  Stick  stopper  Danielle  Borges 
assisted  on  the  goal. 

Hart's  goal  was  a  lift  for  the  Minutewomen.  After 
leading  the  team  in  scoring  last  year,  it  took  three 
games  for  her  to  get  her  first  tally. 

"It's  good  for  her  and  for  the  team  to  get  her  on  the 
board,"  said  Coach  Megan  Donnelly.  "She's  really  been 
crushing  the  ball  lately." 

It  has  been  a  rough  season  for  PC  so  far.  They  have 
struggled  without  graduated  Ail-American  midfielder 
Kathy  Guden,  who  led  last  year's  team.  The  low  point 
of  the  Lady  Friars'  season  came  in  a  5-0  loss  at  the 
hands  of  Connecticut. 

Not  ready  to  give  up  hope  though,  the  Lady  Friars 
set  yesterday  as  their  day  to  rebound.  The  plan  was  to 
upset  the  No.  6  Minutewomen  and  turn  their  season 
around.  They  did  not  count  on  UMass  goalie  Hilary 
Rose. 

The  sophomore  goalie  was  a  savior  for  the  second 
straight  game  turning  back  nine  Lady  Friar  shots, 
including  two  penalty  comers  to  protect  the  one  goal 
lead.  The  shutout  was  her  third  of  the  season,  and  her 
fourth  straight  regular  season  blanking.  In  her  26  game 


collegiate  career.  Rose  has  only  given  up  six  goals. 

"Hilary  and  Natalie  were  outstanding,"  said 
Donnelly.  "Amy  Ott  played  well  and  Kyle 
(Rothenberger)  came  up  big  when  she  had  to." 

Like  the  past  weekend's  contest  against  New 
Hampshire,  the  Minutewomen  suffered  breakdowns  in 
their  game  against  Providence.  There  have  been  Hashes 
of  what  the  team  can  be,  but  they  have  had  trouble 
putting  together  70  minutes  of  consistent  play,  accord- 
ing to  Donnelly. 

"There  have  been  too  many  lapses."  said  Donnelly. 
"We  got  away  with  one.  We  very  fortunate  to  be  3-0 
and  we  know  it.  We've  been  trying  to  be  to  precise. 
When  you  play  a  tough  team,  you  need  to  go  strong." 

"We've  played  well  in  part.  When  our  backs  arc 
against  the  wall,  we've  come  through." 

The  Minutewomen  have  a  week  off  before  facing 
Yale  at  Totman  Field  next  Wednesday.  According  to 
Donnelly,  the  break  will  be  welcomed. 

"We  need  time  to  rest  up  and  to  start  again." 
Donnelly  said.  "The  whole  team  needs  to  get  back  to 
basics  and  to  get  our  intensity  back." 

Although  the  first-year  coach  is  concerned  about  her 
team's  play,  she  said  she  is  confident  that  they  will  be 
ready  for  the  tough  games  down  the  stretch. 

"They'll  come  around."  Donnelly  said.  "It  will  be 
there  when  we  need  it." 

Game  Noic*:  When  Hart  scored  the  game's  only 
goal,  it  was  the  Minutewomen's  first  goal  on  a  penal- 
ty corner  this  season.  After  collecting  22  goals  on 
comers  a  year  ago,  the  Minutewomen  have  been  in  an 
early  drought.  In  the  first  two  games,  UMass  was 
shutout  in  21  attempts.  They  continued  to  slump  yes- 
terday with  only  one  in  nine  attempts.  Donnelly 
points  to  the  inexperience  of  the  unit  and  the  tough 
field  conditions  at  Totman  (versus  New  Hampshire) 
for  the  problem. 


Men's  water  polo  on  the  road  to  Brown 


By  Jorma  Kansonen 

Collegian  Staff 


Expectations,  potential  and  predictions. 

When  it  pertains  to  the  world  of  competitive  team 
sports,  these  three  key  buzz  words  seem  to  pop  up  in  any 
conversation  about  how  a  certain  team  will  do. 

This  scenario  holds  true  in  talking  about  the  upcoming 

test  this  weekend  for  the  University  

of  Massachusetts  men's  water  polo 
team.  This  Saturday,  on  the  campus 
of  Brown  University  in  Providence, 
R.I.,  the  Minutemen  will  go  head 
to-head  with  Queens  College  and 
lona  University  in  North  Division 
competition  at  the  Eastern  Water 
Polo  Association  League 
Tournament. 

Expectations,  to  the  eye  of  the  out- 
sider, appear  high  after  finishing  last 
season  with  a  21-6  overall,  and  15-1 

EWPA,  record,  and  a  final  ranking  of     

nine  in  the  Top  25  NCAA  Collegiate 
Water  Polo  poll. 

As  this  year  begins,  though,  signals  from  Boyden  Gym 
seem  to  be  mixed  on  the  unpredictability  of  a  tough 
schedule,  and  the  pressure  of  a  pre-scason  No.  10  rank 
can  bring  too  high  of  expectations. 

The  combination  of  the  loss  of  top  defender  and  All- 
American.  Tasan  Engin.  and  the  uncertainty  of  freshman 
recruits  along  with  the  return  of  experienced  senior  co- 
captains  lavier  Gonzalez  (15  goals,  30  points  in  seven 
games  this  season)  and  Adolfo  Oliete  (I  1  goals.  17 
points)  point  toward  a  good-bad  resolution. 

"This  year's  team  should  be  just  as  good,  or  belter,  than 
last  season's  squad."  said  Coach  Russ  Yarworth.  "Of 
course,  with  the  freshmen  we  have  coming  in.  we  are 
going  to  have  a  different  style  from  last  year.  The  teams  I 


"This  year's  team 
should  be  just  as  good,  or 
better,  than  last  season 's 
squad.  Of  course,  with 
the  freshmen  we  have 
coming  in,  we  are  going 
to  have  a  different  style 
from  last  year  " 


have  coached  have  been  known  not  to  gel  completely  until 
later  in  the  season,  anyway." 

So.  this  weekend's  round-robin  contest,  which  will 
eventually  establish  the  top  two  seedings  in  the  Eastern 
Championships  and  bring  an  NCAA  berth,  wnll  surely  test 
their  up  and  down  4-3  record  this  far  into  the  season.  A 
picture  of  the  true  makeup  of  this  year's  squad  hopefully 
will  materialize  for  Coach  Yarworth 

"We  need  to  adopt  and  understand 
the  defensive  schemes  that  we  have 
been  working  on  in  practice," 
explained  Yarworth.  "Then  take  that 
team  defense  and  aj?ply  it  fully  in  a 
game  situation." 

In  the  team's  first  three  losses  to 
third-ranked  California-  Berkeley, 
1 0th  ranked  Navy,  and  1  Ith  ranked 
Bucknell,  Coach  Yarworth  ran  a 
rotation  of  sixteen  players.  This 
Saturday,  he  stated  that  he  will  focus 
more  on  his  starting  six.  then  look  to 
develop  his  bench  depth  along  the 
way. 
With  better  ball  control  and  fewer  easy  turnovers  for 
the  competition,  the  early  season  performance  of  fresh- 
man goal  scorer  Marc  Stedenbauer  (season  high  7  goals  in 
19-14  win  over  lohns  Hopkins)  and  the  addition  of  Tasan 
Engin  to  his  coachmg  staff.  Coach  Yarworth  feels  confi- 
dent about  his  team's  chances  in  the  EWPA  League 
Tournament. 

'They  are  good  quality  teams  (Queens  and  lona),  but 
we  should  beat  them,"  said  Yarworth.  "If  we  had 
red-shirted  Alex  Mujica  (starting  goalie,  .625  save  per- 
centage) last  year,  we  would  be  unstoppable." 

Note:  Due  to  a  ear  injury  suffered  against  lohnt 
Hopkins,  the  men's  water  polo  team  will  be  missing  sec- 
ond year  man  artd  defensive  specialist,  Chris  $«ranchock 
for  the  next  2-6  weeks. 


Kocher,  Mitchell  excel  in  different  roles  for  UMass 

Senior  co'captains  blend  their  oum  unique  attributes  for  a  winning  combination 


By  Mike  Raiu 

Collegian  Staff 


For  one,  a  key  is  defensive  play, 
and  clamping  down  on  the  opponents 
top  scoring  threats.  For  the  other,  a 
key  is  running  opposing  midfielders 
into  the  ground,  and  creating  scoring 
opportunities. 

From  one  end  of  the  field  to  the 
other,  these  two  seniors  on  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  women's 
soccer       team      _^.^^^^_^^^ 


"If  you're  a  younger 
player,  you  tend  to  follow 
these  people.  A  captain  is 
always  looked  to  for  lead- 
ership. " 


have  contrasting 
roles.  Yet  they 
still  share  one 
premier  focus 
—  team  unity 
and  cama- 

raderie. 

"If  you're  a 

younger  player.      

you  tend  to  follow  these  people."  said 
head  coach  jim  Rudy.  "A  captain  is 
always  looked  to  for  leadership.  Their 
roles  are  critical." 

Rudy  certainty  has  two  accom- 
plished leaders  in  the  form  of  senior 
co-captains  Heidi  Kocher  and 
Melissa  Mitchell.  On  a  team  laden 
with  underclassmen,  this  tandem  pro- 
vides a  steady  presence  with  their 
solid,  consistent  play. 

"Heidi's  a  total  player,"  said  Rudy. 
"Her  defense  is  very  good,  but  she's 
also  one  of  our  belter  attackers  as 
well.  Our  system  is  set  up  to  get  full 
advantage  of  that." 

"Melissa  has  an  incredibly  high 
work  ethic  and  her  mobtlity  is  excel- 
lent," said  Rudy.  "Her  role  doesn't 
call  for  a  lot  of  defense,  but  to  play 
free.  She  plays  the  full  90  minutes. ' 

The  full  90  minutes  is  often  a 
lou^  stretch  for  opponents  matched 


up  against  Massachusetts  (3-0).  The 
team  has  more  than  tripled  the  oppo- 
sition in  shots  on  goal,  and  has  yet  to 
give  up  a  goal  over  its  first  three 
games  of  the  season. 

This  weekend.  Kocher,  Mitchell 
and  the  Minutewomen  enter  the 
heart  of  their  Atlantic  10  schedule, 
visiting  Rutgers  tomorrow  (7  p.m.) 
before  travelling  to  Temple  on 
Sunday  (1  p.m.). 

"We  take  it  a  game  at  a  lime,  and 
^^_^^_^^^_  don't  look  look 
to  far  into  the 
future."  said 
Mitchell.  "These 
two  are  tough 
matches,  and  if 
we  can  come 
away  with  wins, 
it  will  make  us 

~       thai  much 

tougher  later  in  the  season." 

Last  season,  Massachusetts  and 
Rutgers  battled  to  a  0-0  tie  at  Garber 
Field,  in  a  game  Massachusetts  con- 
trolled throughout.  Massachusetts 
blanked  Temple  twice  (4-0,  4-0),  yet 
Rudy  is  anything  but  overconfident 
heading  into  the  weekend. 

But  with  Kocher  and  Mitchell  on 
the  field,  any  coach  has  to  feel  a 
streak  of  security.  Both  are 
All-America  candidates,  and  a  main 
reason  why  Massachusetts  is  ranked 
No.  5  in  the  nation.  Simply  put,  they 
are  prime-time  performers. 

"They  set  examples  by  what  they 
do."  said  Rudy.  "They  aren't  really 
the  vocal  type,  but  the  type  that  does 
it  on  the  field." 

And  it  is  that  leadership  quality 
which  earned  Kocher  and  Mitchell 
the  honor  of  being  selected  co-cap- 
tains for  the  1994  season,  a  post  they 


don't  hold  lightly. 

"Being  a  captain,  you  can't  just  say 
"I'm  a  captain".  You  have  to  lead, 
and  be  who  you  are,"  said  Kocher. 
"And  hopefully,  you  can  do  the  func- 
tions that  need  to  be  done  from  a 
captain." 

Kocher,  a  four-year  starter  from 
Putnam  Valley,  N.Y.,  was  named  to 
the  All-New  England  and 
All-Atlantic  10  teams  in  1993. 
Mitchell,  who  transferred  from 
Ratford  University  prior  to  the  1993 
season,  was  selected  to  the  Atlantic 
10  All-  Tournament  team.  She  hails 
from  Baton  Rouge,  LA. 

"Both  are  coaches'  type  players, 
intelligent  on  and  off  the  field,"  said 
Rudy. 

The  two  both  received  above  a  3.0 


GPA  in  the  classroom,  and  both  had 
double-digit  point  totals  on  the  field. 
Impressive  numbers,  indeed. 

Now.  as  the  only  seniors  on  a 
nationally  ranked  soccer  team,  the 
two  deal  with  more  than  numbers. 
It's  about  intangibles,  and  other 
aspects  of  the  game  which  simply 
can't  be  taught. 

'To  be  a  very  good  team,  everyone 
needs  to  lead,"  said  Kocher. 

"Everyone  looks  out  for  one  anoth- 
er on  the  team,"  said  Mitchell. 

The  defender  and  the  forward. 
Both  have  different  keys  to  their 
game,  yet  they  share  a  common 
thread  in  what  they  feel  makes  a 
team  successful.  It's  camaraderie 
and  unity  they  have  already  devel- 
oped. 


MKI  HK%{  COtlK.I*N 

Senior  defender  Heidi  Kocher  (left)  and  senior  forward  Melissa  Mitchell, 
co-<aptainj  of  the  women's  soccer  team,  have  been  instrunrtental  in  the 
team's  No.  S  national  ranking. 


Gooooooooooaaaaallllllllll 


coiiir,MN  im  MOTo 
Senior  co-captain  Mike  Doyle  (pictured  here)  and  the  men's  soccer 
team  travelled  to  Connecticut  to  take  on  the  Huskies  last  night.  Result 
was  unavailable  at  press  time. 


UMass  to  "Parker"  on 
Moly  Cross  home  turf 

Breon  Parker  and  (he  Minutemen 
will  be  traveling  to  Holy  Cross  to  take 
on  the  Crusadefi  thii  weekend.  (Story 
on  page  1 2). 


Big  E  makes  its  way 
to  Springfield  again 

Food,  fun,  and  livestock  await  eager 
visitors  for  the  fall  season  of  this  nnost 
anticipated  event  (See  schedule  of 
events  on  page  7). 


A  summer  box  office 

I'V«»P 

scorecard 

The  numbers  are  in  for  a  record 

B  /  iCA 

summer  at  the  movies,  and  there  were 

a  few  winners  and  many  losers  (Story 

on  page  6). 

Weekend  Forecast 

Today:  Mostly  cloudy  with  a  chance  of 
a  shower.  Highs  near  70s.  Night  — 
partly  cloudy  and  mild.  Saturday: 
Partly  sunny,  breezy,  warmer  and  more 
humid.  30%  chance  of  late  showers. 


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The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  4 


New  England's  Largest  College  Doily  •   FountJed  in  1890  •   Doily  Since  1967 


Friday,  September  16,  1994 


Grad  student  injured  in  minor  lab  accident 


By  Justin  Dovie 

Collegian  Stan 


OOHOON  HNV>  ^H/CCHIICI^N 

Donald  Erickson,  (director  of  EHS,  surveys  the  dannage  in  the  Chemistry 
Department  at  the  Lederie  Graduate  Research  Tower  after  a  minor  lab  acci- 
dent occured  there  on  Thursday. 


A  man  was  injured  yesterday  dur- 
ing a  small  lab  accident  in  the 
Chemistry  Department  at  the  Lederie 
Graduate  Research  Tower  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts. 

Fernando  Ferrer,  a  graduate  stu- 
dent working  in  the  chemistry  lab 
was  injured  performing  an  experi- 
ment, according  to  Professor  Ijjuis  A. 
Carpino,  Chemistry  Department 
Head. 

Ferrer  received  lacerations  on  his 
arm  due  to  broken  glass  from  the 
accident,  according  to  Dr  Donald 
Robinson,  Director  of  UMass 
Environmental  Health  and  Safety. 

"The  person  in  the  lab  received 
minor  injuries  as  a  result  of  the  inci- 
dent within  the  fume  hood  on  the 
experiment  he  was  working  on," 
Robinson  said. 

Ferrer  was  taken  by  ambulance  to 
Cooley  Dickinson  Hospital  in 
Northampton  to  be  treated  for  his 
injures,  according  Donald  Erickson,  a 
member  of  the  EHS. 

Ferrer  received  only  minor  injures 
thanks  to  a  plexiglass  shield  which 
was  placed  in  front  of  him  while  he 
performed  the  experiment,  said 
Erickson. 

"[Ferrer)  had  a  cut  arm  from  bro- 
ken glass,"  Erickson  said.  "Luckily  he 
had  a  shield  in  front  of  him." 

All  the  safety  precautions  were 
taken  during  the  experiment,  accord- 
ing to  Carpino. 

The  accident  a'sulted  in  no  dam- 
age to  the  chemistry  lab  other  than  a 
few  broken  beakers,  according  to 
Erickson. 

The  UMass  EHS  was  on  the  scene 
to  clean  up  bluod  after  the  accident 
and  begin  an  investigation  as  to  why 


the  incident  occurred. 

"Our  first  concern  is  obviously 
with  the  person  who  was  injured," 
Robinson  said.  "We  are  going  to 
review  the  protocols  of  the  experi- 
ment to  see  exactly  what  happened, 
so  that  it  doesn't  happen  again." 

According  to  Erickson,  the  acci- 
dent which  occurred  in  the  lab  was 
caused  simply  by  the  experiment 
overheating. 

"The  vessel  (Ferrer)  was  using  for 
the  experiment  overheated  and  broke, 
it  really  didn't  explode,  it  just  moved 
a  short  distance,"  Erickson  said. 

The  experiment  Ferrer  was  work- 
ing on  involved  oxidizing  a  pyridine 
and  had  been  carried  out  many  times 
in  the  lab,  said  Carpino. 

"This  was  on  a  larger  scale,  but 
there  is  no  reason  to  expect  that  it 
would  overheat,"  Carpino  said.  "We 
are  using  all  the  standard  oxidation 
methods." 

Carpino  explained  that  the  experi- 
ment may  have  overheated  because  to 
much  material  was  added  to  the 
experiment. 

"If  there  is  too  much  material 
added  at  once  the  heat  of  the  reaction 
could  cause  eiK>ugh  force  to  break  the 
glass,"  Carpino  said.  "Bui,  the  way 
we  are  running  the  experiment  now. 
that  should  not  have  happened." 

Ferrer  was  injured  in  the  chemistry 
lab  earlier  during  the  year,  when  he 
had  a  problem  with  a  similar  experi- 
ment, said  Carpino. 

"We  had  problem  with  a  similar 
experiment  before,  last  semester," 
Carpino  said.  "But,  it  was  a  different 
compound." 

Carpino  said  that  the  compound 
that  Ferrer  used  in  the  experiment 
should  have  been  easily  handled,  and 
he  is  not  sure  why  the  accident  hap- 
pened. 


SGA  head  defends  herself  against  criticism 

Mirran  Raphaely  responds  to  questions  about  her  controversial  Convocation  speech 


By  Justin  Doyte 

Collegion  Stan 


Mirran  Raphaely,  president  of  the  Student 
Government  AsscKiation,  caused  some  controversy 
with  her  speech  at  the  Freshman  Convocation  last 
Saturday  night  at  the  William  D  Mullins  Center. 

Resident  Directors,  Resident  Assistants,  faculty, 
staff  and  students  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  attended  the  Convocation  where 
first-year  students  received  their  first  o^icial  wel- 
come to  UMass. 

Chancellor  David  K.  Scott  and  Assistant 
Professor  and  Director  of  the  Bachelor's  Degree 
with  Individual  Concentration  program  Albey 
Mahcsh  Reiner  both  made  speeches,  but  it  was 
Raphaely  who  grabbed  the  audience's  attention. 

Raphaely  passed  on  the  traditional  speech,  and 
instead  she  focused  on  some  of  problem  areas 
within  the  University  and  how  students  have  the 
chance  to  change  them.  In  the  opening  lines 
Raphaely  set  the  lone  for  her  message  to  students. 


"You  know.  I  have  never  given  a  convocation 
welcoming  speech  before.  And  I  know  that  if  this 
were  an  Ivy  League  school  that  would  be  a  lot  easi- 
er." Raphaely  said  in  a  copy  of  her  speech. 

"All  1  would  have  to  say  to  you  is  "this  school  is 
great,  everybody  says  so.  You  are  here  so  by  that 
extension,  you  are  great."  Everybody  would  believe 
it  and  go  home.  Well.  UMass  is  not  an  Ivy  League 
School."  Raphaely  said. 

Raphaely 's  speech  went  on  to  comment  on  such 
areas  at  UMass  as  the  affordabilily,  the  quality  of 
teaching  and  the  power  of  the  student  as  individuals. 
Many  students  saw  her  comments  in  a  negative  light. 

"We  had  just  gotten  to  the  school,  we  don't 
know  anything  about  the  school,  and  here 
I  Raphaely)  is  pulling  the  school  down."  said 
Belinda  Abbruzrese.  a  first-year  student.  "She 
wasn't  too  optimistic." 

Raphaely's  speech  reportedly  came  under  criti- 
cism from  the  students  and  faculty,  including  the 
Director  of  the  Marching  Band  George  Parks. 

Parks  refused  to  comment  on  the  content  of 


Raphaely's  speech,  but  did  talk  about  how  he  sees 
UMass. 

"Certainly  every  university  and  organization  has 
its  problems."  Pirks  said.  "We  should  highlight  the 
positives,  not  the  negatives." 

Parks  feels  that  by  highlighting  the  positive 
things  at  UMass,  the  school  can  keep  moving  for- 
ward. He  used  the  UMass  men's  basketball  team  as 
an  example  of  highlighting  a  strength. 

Reportedly,  many  first  year  students  attending 
the  Convocation  attempted  to  leave. 

"A  lot  of  students  tried  to  leave,  but  there  were 
people  blocking  the  doors."  Abbruzzese  said.  "It 
wasn't  just  because  they  were  offended  by  what 
I  Raphaely  I  said,  they  were  bored." 

Raphaely  stressed  that  she  was  not  trying  to 
offend  or  shock  anyone.  |ust  speak  the  truth. 

"My  goal  was  not  to  hurt  people,  my  goal  was  to 
get  them  ready.'  Raphaely  said.  If  I  had  to  shock  to 
do  that  then  1  guess  the  success  or  failure  of  the 
speech  will  be  determined  by  whether  the  students 
stand  up  for  themselves  or  not." 


Clinton  issues  stem 
ultimatum  to  Haiti 


By  Tsrenc*  Hunt 

Associated  Press 


WASHINGTON  -  In  a  terse 
ultimatum  from  the  Oval  Office. 
President  Clinton  told  Haiti's  mili- 
tary leaders  Thursday  night,  "Your 
time  is  up.  Leave  now  or  we  will 
force  you  from  power." 

Against  a  chorus  of  opposition, 
Clinton  used  a  prime-time  address 
to  build  his  case  for  an  American 
invasion  of  Haiti  to  expel  a  military 
regime  that  stole  power  and  stands 
accused  of  3,000  political  murders. 

"We  must  act,"  Clinton  said 
from  the  Oval  Office. 

But  he  said  that  the  United 
States'  mission  in  Haiti  would  be 
"limited  and  specific"  —  to 
"remove  the  dictators  fix)m  power 
and  restore  Haiti's  legitimate 
democratically  elected  govern- 
ment." He  said  U.S.  forces  would 
help  train  a  civilian  police  force, 
but  would  not  get  involved  in 
rebuilding  Haiti. 

Clinton  said  the  "vast  majority 
of  our  troops  will  come  home  in 
months,  not  years."  Upwards  of 
20,000  U.S.  force  were  mobilized 
for  the  invasion. 

The  president  sought  to  explain 
why  American  lives  should  be 
risked  to  restore  deposed  President 
lean-Bertrand  Aristide  after  three 
years  in  exile.  He  noted  that  more 
than  20  nations  have  pledged  to 
contribute  to  a  police  force. 

Americans  overwhelmingly 
oppose  an  invasion,  according  to 
polls,  and  there  is  widespread 
opposition  in  Congress  among 
Republicans  and  Democrats  alike. 
The  White  House  acknowledged 
Clinton  couldn't  tum  around  pub- 
lic opinion  with  one  speech. 

"I  assure  you  that  no  president 
makes  decisions  like  this  one  with- 
out deep  thought  and  prayer,'  the 
president  said.  "But  it  is  my  job  as 
president  and  commander  in  chief 
to  take  those  actions  that  I  believe 
will  best  protect  our  national  secu- 
rity interests." 

Li.  Gen.  Raoul  Cedras,  leader 
of  the  military  junta,  cautioned  the 
United  Stales  not  to  invade.  In  a 
CBS  interview,  Cedras  said.  "I  will 
fight  with  my  people  and  I  am  pre- 
pared to  die." 

Administration  source*  said  one 
final  option  is  lo  dispatch  an  emis- 
sary to  try  lo  persuade  Cedras  to 
leave.  "It's  strictly  a  tactical  deci- 
sion, whether  they  think  it  has  any 
chance,"  a  source  said,  insisting 
on  anonymity. 

In  Washington  and  in  the 
Caribbean,  every  sign  pointed  lo 


an  invasion  within  a  matter  of 
days.  One  high-ranking  official 
said  an  invasion  was  not  likely 
before  Monday. 

William  Gray,  U.S.  special 
envoy  on  Haiti,  said  "Theiie  will  be 
a  firm  deadline*  for  Cedras  to  sur- 
render power  but  that  it  would 
not  be  publicly  announced 
"because  we're  not  going  to  jeop- 
ardize American  lives  and  our  mil- 
itary in  case  the  multinational 
force  does  have  to  go  in." 

In  forceful,  measured  words, 
Clinton  said,  "The  message  of  the 
United  States  to  the  Haitian  dicta- 
tors is  clear:  Your  time  is  up. 
Leave  now  or  we  will  force  you 
from  power." 

Twenty  American  warships 
ominously  shadowed  Haiti's  coast, 
and  two  troop-laden  aircraft  carri- 
ers were  on  the  way,  expected  to 
be  on  station  by  the  weekend. 

Following  the  speech.  Senate 
Minority  Leader  Bob  Dole  said 
"Obviously,  we'll  support  the 
American  forces  and  hope  and 
pray  that  nobody  is  injured." 

"Plus,  the  initial  assault  may  not 
be  too  difficult,  but  then  you've 
got  the  occupation  and  the  mop- 
ping up  and  continued  danger  for 
American  young  men  and  women, 
in  some  cases,"  Dole  said. 

Clinton  signed  an  executive 
order  authorizing  the  call-up  of 
1.600  reservists  lo  support  the 
invasion  force. 

A  U.S. -Haiti  confrontation 
would  pit  the  world's  mightiest 
military  against  one  of  the  weak- 
est. It  is  widely  assumed  thai  most 
of  Haiti's  ragtag  forces  would  run 
from  a  fight,  throwing  off  their 
uniforms  and  trying  to  melt  into 
the  civilian  population.  The  fear  ii 
that  Americans  would  become  tar- 
gets of  ambush  and  guerrilla  war- 
fare. 

Blaming  the  military  rulers  for 
abusing  Haitians  and  driving  ihem 
deeper  into  poverty  and  despair, 
Clinton  said,  "I  know  that  the 
United  States  cannot  and  should 
not  be  the  world's  policeman.  But 
we  have  a  responsibility  lu 
respond  when  inhumanity  offends 
our  values." 

'And  we  have  a  particular  inter- 
est in  stopping  brutality  when  it 
occurs  so  close  to  our  shores,"  he 
said. 

Clinton  said  Aristide  had 
pledged  lo  step  down  when  his 
term  expires  in  February  1996. 
Aristide's  lawyer.  Mike  Barnes, 
said  it  has  always  been  Aristide's 
intention  to  abide  by  the  constitu- 
tional schedule. 


Stupid  Human  Tricks 


Physician  to  discuss  possibilty  of  invasion 


Dy  Kelty  Spong 

Collegian  Staff 


At  a  lime  when  U.S.  intervention  in  Haiti  seems  almost 
imminent,  there  arc  a  few  Americans  looking  into  the 
issues  and  speaking  out. 

In  particular.  Paul  Farmer,  a  physician  and  author  of 
The  Uses  of  Haiti  will  be  speaking  tomorrow  at  I  p.m.  in 
room  165  of  the  Campus  Center  lo  discuss  the  question  of 
"Intervention,  ..What's  at  Stake?" 

Farmer,  a  physician  at  Boston's  Brigham  and  Women's 
Hospital,  also  spends  about  six  or  seven  months  a  year  in 
Haiti  working  as  a  doctor. 

Farmer  said  he  intends  to  discuss  U.S.  foreign  policy 
towards  Haiti  and  how  he  believes  the  media  at  times 
obscured  the  American  relationship  with  Haiti. 

In  addition.  Farmer  also  said  he  would  like  to  address 
what  will  be  the  likely  outcome  after  an  invasion,  which 


he  believes  is  approaching 

In  his  relationship  with  Haitians  both  in  their  own 
country  as  well  as  in  the  United  States.  Farmer  said 
Haitians  tend  lo  be  well-informed  of  the  situations  and 
understand  the  historical  context  of  the  present  situa- 
tion. 

"I  would  not  blame  the  Haitians  if  they  were  hostile 
towards  someone  like  me."  he  said.  However,  he  said  the 
Haitians  he  deals  with  as  a  doctor  generally  make  a  dis- 
tinction between  the  United  Stales'  policy  towards  their 
country  and  individuals  in  their  country. 

Because  most  Haitians  have  an  understanding  of  the 
history  behind  the  U.S. -Haitian  relations,  Farmer  said 
most  are  skeptical  of  the  United  States'  intention  if  an 
invasion  were  to  occur. 

The  United  Stales  occupied  Haiti  in  1915. 

Farmer  said  he  docs  not  believe  a  US.  invasion  of  Haiti 

turn  to  FABMM  poge  7 


Sun  will  heat  two  campus  buildings 


ByGeri  Sohn 

Collogior.  Staff 


COWON  MNWdCK  /  f  0> I  ICi«f4 

Lisa  MacKinney,  Coleen  Morrison  and  Chris  Mirakian  hang  out  with  their  new  friend  at  ttie  CBS  College 
Challenge  near  the  campus  pond. 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  is  going  natural. 

After  nine  years  of  planning.  UMass  is  well  on  its  way 
to  healing  both  the  William  D.  Mullins  Center  and  the 
Roydcn  Gymnasium  by  solar  heat 

In  lune.  the  Stale  Senate  approved  a  $2.7  million  bond 
in  the  state's  budget  to  help  fund  the  solar  heating  system 
project  at  the  University. 

I'ngineering  professor  Edward  Sunderland,  who  is  in 
charge  of  designing  the  project,  said  the  system  is  ready  lo 
f\K  but  they  still  need  more  funding  from  the  federal  gov- 
ernment. 

The  central  solar  heating  plant  will  store  energy 
throughout  the  summer.  The  heat  from  the  sun  will  then 
be  kept  in  one  acre  of  clay  located  60  feet  underground, 
near  the  waste  water  treatment  plant  on  campus. 

The  system  will  be  able  to  provide  up  to  90  percent  of 
the  heat  in  both  of  the  buildings 

"The  energy  will  be  stored  in  clay  that  is  naturally 
occurring  and  available  to  us,"  Sunderland  said. 

'Wc  will  put  tubing  into  the  clay,  and  then  heat  the 
clay.  During  the  winter,  wc  will  pass  heated  water 
through  the  tubes,  which  will  then  heat  the  two  huild- 


mgs. 

Senator  Stanley  C.  Rosenberg,  D-Amhcrsi.  was  one  ot 
the  many  people  who  helped  assist  Sunderland  with  the 
project.  Me  added  the  $2  7  million  capital  bond  as  an 
amendment  to  the  slate's  budget. 

Representative  Ellen  Story.  D-Amhcrst.  also  helped 
propose  the  project  lo  the  federal  government  in  order  to 
receive  funding. 

The  federal  government  will  be  matching  the  state's 
funds  for  the  project,  according  to  Rosenberg  The  money 
from  the  state  is  ready  to  be  allocated,  but  Rosenberg  said 
the  wail  now  is  on  the  federal  government  Until  the  fed- 
eral government  acts,  the  state  cannot  release  its  funds,  he 
said. 

Sunderland  said  a  benefit  to  having  the  solar  healing 
system  is  the  University  will  save  money.  Both  the  Mullins 
Center  and  Boyden  Gym  are  currently  healed  by  coal  fire 
through  the  UMass  central  physical  plant. 

It  is  not  yet  known  when  the  system  will  actually  begin. 
Sunderland  said  they  are  wailing  lo  receive  more  funds 

"Before  we  do  anything,  we  need  to  wait  until  funds  are 
intact  The  federal  government  approved  part  of  it,  but  we 
still  need  an  additional  $J  million."  he  said.  "We  don't 
know  how  timing  is  going  to  play  out." 


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ti»>ent  iniormalion,  including  the  name  and  phone  number  of 
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i  riday.  Sept.  16 

I'oili  r  ,s,;/<-  S[HinHircd  by  WMUA. 
Student  Liiion  HallriHim,  ^  a.m.  In 
4:30  pm. 

Hookhiiyint^  —  The  Textbook 
Annex  is  open  Irimi  4  a.m.  lo  5  p.m. 

CHS  Collfgi'  Tour  —  Campu>  pond 
lawn.  10  a.m  lo  4  p  m 

Library  tours  —  Lnivcrsity  I  ibrary. 
10:30  a.m.  and  2:^0  p  m.  Infomialion; 
545-OI50. 

Shahhal  cunJU'  lighiing  —  Chabad 
House.  (3:iH  p.m.  Iniormalion: 
549-4044. 

Film  —  The  lii'mutm  of  the  Day. 
Mount  Holyokc  College  Gamble 
Auditorium.  $2  tO.  7  p  m  and  9:30 
p.m. 

Sliabhal  icrxucs  —  Hillcl  House.  7 
p.m.  Inlomialion   i4'^-l710. 

Film  —  Mt'uii  Streets,  Amherst 
College  Campus  Center  Theater. 
$1.75.  7:30  p.m.  and  10  p.m. 

Comedy  —  lanet  Chassman  with 
folk  singer  Linee  Perroneel;  $3  lO  $5 
donation  Lesbian.  Bisexual,  Gay  Cafe. 
The  Hakh.  Student  Union.  8  p.m. 

Film  —  Reality  Bites.  Mount 
Holyoke  Ci^illege.  Skinner  Green,  in 
case  of  rain  move  to  .Mary  Woolley 
Hall  Chapin  Auditorium.  9  p.m. 

Saturday,  Sept.  17 

Shahhal  a-nices/Torah  reading  — 
Followed  by  eommunal  lunch.  Chabad 
House.  10  am.  Information: 
549^044. 

Fair  —  First  .Mlematives  Economics 
Fair:  mu^ic.  food  and  tables.  People  for 
Co-ops  and  Collectives.  First  Church, 
to  2  p.m. 


Northampton,    10  a.m. 


Inlomialion:  58t>-lb54. 

Hook  buying  —  The  Textbook 
.'Xnnex  is  open  from  1 1  a.m.  to  5  p.m. 

I  eclure  —  "intervention:  What's  at 
.Sukc?"  Paul  Farmer,  a  physician  who 
has  been  working  in  Haiti,  Campus 
Center  Room  14b,  1  p.m. 

Film  —  A  Fish  Called  Wanda. 
$2  50.  Mount  Hoiyoke  College  Gamble 
Auditorium.  7  p.m.  and  9: 1 5  p.m. 

Film  —  Mean  Streets.  $1.75, 
Amhersl  College  Campus  Center 
Theater,  7:50  p.m.  and  10  p.m. 

Dance  —  Chinese  Dance  Troupe, 
free,  Amherst  College  Buckley  Recital 
Hall.  7  50  p.m. 

Observatory  observing  —  Free. 
Amherst  College  Wilder  Observatory. 
9  p.m. 

Donee  parly  —  Wild  Video  Dance 
Party,  Mount  Holyoke  College  Chapin 
Auditorium.  Mary  Woolley  Hall,  10 
p.m. 

Sunday.  Sept.  18 

Sukkah  building/brunch  —  Hillel 
House.  12  p.m.  Information: 
549-1710. 

Concert  —  "Winds  Take  Flight." 
Massachusetts  Wind  Orchestra,  dona- 
tion. Smith  College  John  M.  Green 
Hall,  5  p.m. 

Planetarium  show  —  Free,  Amherst 
College  Bassett  Planetarium,  5  p.m. 
Information:  256-6254. 

Meeting  —  University  Fire  and  First 
Aid  Unit,  for  returning  members, 
Morrill  Science  Center  N460,  7  p.m. 

New  student  social  —  Hillel  House, 
7  p.m.  Information:  549-1710. 

Graduate  women's  reception  — 
Graduate  Women's  Network,  lOlh 


floor  Campus  Center,  7  p.m   to  9  p.m. 
Information:  545-5312. 

Film  —  Mean  Streets.  $1.75, 
Amherst  College  Campus  Center 
Theater,  7:30  p.m.  and  10  p.m. 

Monday.  Sept.  19 

Book-buying  —  The  Textbook 
Annex  is  open  from  9  a.m.  to  5  p.m. 

Opening  reception  —  "Foundation 
Exhibition:  Works  from  First  and 
Second  Year  BFA  Students,"  Herter 
Hall  Gallery,  5  p.m.  lo  7  p.m. 

Italian  Club  —  Meeting,  knowledge 
of  Italian  language  not  required.  Herter 
Hall  third  floor  lounge,  5  p.m. 

Candle  lighting  —  Eve  of  Sukkot, 
Chabad  House,  6:33  p.m.  Information: 
549-4094. 

Dinner/service  —  Sukkot  Eve,  Hillel 
House,  dinner  at  6  p.m.,  service  at  7 
p.m.  Dinner  reservations:  549-1710. 

Boltwood  Project  —  Recruitment 
and  information  night  for  student  vol- 
unteers. Campus  Center  room  168C,  7 
p.m. 

Lecture  —  "A  Personal  Perspective 
on  Creating  the  Valley  Lesbian 
Community:  1968-present,"  Pamela 
Kimmell  and  Kaymarion  Raymond, 
Campus  Center  room  917,7  p.m. 

Service  —  Suklcah,  Chabad  House,  7 
p.m.  Information:  549-4094. 

Upcoming 

Student  Leadership  Conference  — 
Oct.  2.  Open  to  resident  assistants  and 
all  memliers  of  Registered  Student 
Organizations  and  businesses.  Campus 
Center  and  Student  Union,  Oct.  2,  10 
a.m.  to  5  p.m.  Register  by  Sept.  23: 
545-  3600. 


Amherst  cops  hope  to  unite 
town,  dept.  with  new  program 


By  BwiGcmon 

CoiUgion  Staff 


The  Amherst  Police  Department  learned  Wednesday 
it  will  receive  state  funding  to  establish  a  community 
policing  program  aimed  at  forging  links  between  the 
department  and  the  town. 

An  $8,272  stale  grant  will  fund  a  program  to  allow 
the  department  to  take  an  active  role  in  preventing 
crime  in  the  community  instead  of  practicing  "reactive" 
law  enforcement,  according  to  the  department's  grant 
application. 

The  application  cites  several  reasons  for  the  depart- 
ment's efforts  lo  establish  a  community  policing  pro- 
gram. It  says  incidences  of  assault,  larceny  and  drug 
and  alcohol  use  by  teenagers  are  increasing  in  down- 
town Amherst. 

Problems  with  drunkenness,  noise  and  fighting 
among  college  students  on  the  streets  after  the  close  of 
downtown  bars  are  cited  in  the  document. 

The  application  also  says  police  need  more  training 
in  dealing  with  the  increasing  cultural  diversity  of 
Amherst's  neighborhoods  and  apartment  complexes  in 
recent  years. 

"Traditional  police  methods,  mostly  reactive,  are 
often  not  effective  in  addressing  policing  problems  in 
these  new  neighborhoods.  Community-oriented  pwlic- 
ing  will  prove  particularly  effective  in  these  areas,* 
according  to  the  document. 

The  department's  effort  to  attract  state  funding  for  a 
preventative  law  enforcement  program  is  due  in  part  to 
recent  cut  backs  in  other  areas. 

Police  department  personnel  will  undergo  at  least 
eight  to  12  hours  of  training  in  "community  oriented 
policing."  The  training  will  include  problem  solving 


techniques  and  the  formation  of  relationships  with 
community  organizations. 

Department  members  will  also,  according  to  the 
application,  'meet  with  neighborhood  residents  of  both 
culturally  and  economically  distinct  groups." 

The  department  hopes  to  begin  officer  training  in  the 
first  three  months  of  1995  after  selecting  a  training 
staff  and  developing  a  precise  training  curriculum 
between  October  and  the  end  of  the  year. 

The  department  is  also  increasing  in  size  by  six  offi- 
cers this  year  as  a  result  of  tax  revenues  appropriated 
by  the  town. 

Three  of  the  new  officers  are  in  training  at  the  police 
academy  in  Agawam  until  early  November  and  the 
other  three  will  enter  the  school  in  lanuary. 

Upon  graduation  from  the  academy,  the  officers 
undergo  six  to  eight  weeks  of  field  officer  training  by 
the  department. 

"We  teach  them  what  it  means  to  be  a  police  officer 
in  Amherst,"  said  Amherst  Police  Chief  Donald  Maia. 
"Here,  an  officer  can  deal  with  people  more  on  a 
one-to-one  basis  than  you  can  in  a  larger  city.  In  the 
city.  .  .  you're  dealing  with  more  crime  situations  and 
more  felony  situations." 

Maia  said  the  new  officers  will  likely  be  patrolling  on 
foot,  the  first  time  since  1974  Amhersl  police  officers 
have  done  so. 

The  department  is  also  exploring  the  possibility  of 
bicycle  patrols,  according  to  Maia. 

Officers  will  continue  to  crackdown  on  under-age 
drinking  and  noisy,  illegal  parties. 

"We  will  be  using  plain-clothes  officers  and 
unmarked  cars.  We  will  do  what  we  have  lo  to  make 
sure  the  students  know  we're  serious  about  it,"  said 
Maia. 


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With  their  major  chores  behind  them. 
Discovery's  astronauts  finally  are 
concentrating  on  the  high  point  of 
their  10-day  mission  -  a  spacewalk  to 
try  out  a  new  jet  pack. 

Astronaut  Susan  Helms  used  the 
shuttle's  mechanical  arm  to  haul  a 
2,800-pound  satellite  into  the  cargo  bay 
Thursday.  The  satellite.  Spartan,  had 
orbited  65  miles  ahead  of  Discovery  for 
two  days  to  study  the  sun. 

With  Spartan  safely  tucked  away  for 
the  ride  home,  astronauts  Carl  Meade 
and  Mark  Lee  were  able  to  focus  on 
today's  spacewalk,  Ihe  first  in  a  decade 
that  had  astronauts  venturing  into  the 
void  of  space  without  safety  tethers. 

The  two  were  lo  test  a  new  $7  mil- 
lion jet  pack  designed  as  a  rescue 
device,  or  life  preserver,  should 
future  astronauts  become  unlethered 
while  constructing  a  space  station. 

The  plan  called  for  Meade  and  L«e 
to  take  turns  with  the  83-pound  pack, 
which  attaches  to  the  standard  space- 
suits,  and  use  the  unit's  24  tiny  nitro- 
gen   gas    jets    to    move    around 


Discovery's  open  cargo  bay. 

The  most  dramatic  part  of  the 
planned  demonstration  had  one  astro- 
naut spinning  and  tossing  his  fellow 
spacewalker  lo  see  if  the  jet  pack 
allows  him  lo  stabilize  himself  and  fiy 
back  to  the  shuttle  robot  arm. 

Lee  was  confident  the  6  1/2-hour 
spacewalk  would  go  without  a  hitch. 

'I'm  not  really  nervous.  We've 
trained  for  lots  of  different  things  up 
here.  We  gel  up  and  we  find  a  few 
things  that  are  different,  but  basically 
what  we  expect  is  there."  Lee  said 
eariier  this  week. 

"I'm  sure  I'll  be  a  little  bit  more 
nervous  that  day  than  I  am  Icxlay,  but 
we're  ready  to  doit." 

The  last  spacewalk  without  safely 
tethers  was  in  1984.  when  astronauts 
used  a  bigger,  bulkier  jet  pack. 

Spartan  project  scientists  said 
Thursday  that  it  would  be  months 
before  the  satellite's  data  tapes  are 
analyzed,  but  there  were  indications 
the  craft  functioned  as  expected. 

The  $14  million  satellite  aimed  its 
two  ielesco])es  at  the  sun's  corona,  or 
outer  atmosphere,  to  gather  informa- 
tion about  streams  of  charged  particles, 
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•  Access  over  300  built-in  equations. 

•  Push  a  button,  choose  from  a  pull- 
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Parking  rules  toughened  up 


By  Haalhcr  R*df*fn 

ColUgian  Staff 


Illegal  parking  on  campus  is  going 
to  have  students  reaching  deeper  inlo 
their  pockets  to  pay  for  the  parking 
tickets  with  new  regulations  to  be 
enforced  throughout  campus. 

Parking  officials  are  working  to 
create  new  means  to  alleviate  traffic 
congestion  on  University  parking  lots, 
particular  in  the  Southwest 
Residential  Area. 

Development  of  the  new  parking 
regulations  will  be  an  attempt  to  pro- 
vide improved  access  to  those  need- 
ing to  park  close  to  residence  halls 
and  University  buildings  for  brief 
periods  of  time  said  Lynn  Bradock. 
Parking  Manager  of  the  university 
Parking  Office. 

The  installation  of  new  loading 
zones  throughout  campus  will  enable 
anyone  with  or  without  a  permit,  to 
park  for  15  minutes  in  designated 
loading  zone  spaces. 

Bradock  said  individuals  must  use 
vehicle  flashers  while  in  the  designat- 
ed parking  area. 

Students  who  remain  in  the  desig- 
nated areas  past  the  allowed  time 
period  will  .isk  a  fine  and/or  having 
their  vehicles  towed. 

An  automatic  fine  of  $50.00  will 


be  given  to  any  students  parking 
without  a  permit  in  recently  created 
special  enforcement  zones. 

Presently  these  zones  in  the 
Southwest  Residential  Area  are  only 
in  lots  50  and  54. 

Both  lots  will  have  signs  warning 
students  of  the  consequence  of  park- 
ing illegally. 

According  lo  Bradock.  students 
previously  parking  in  these  high 
traffic  areas,  blocked  traffic  and 
deigned  parking  rights  to  those  with 
permits. 

Access  to  buildings  on  campus  will 
also  be  made  easier  this  year  with  the 
development  of  new  vender  service 
spaces. 

These  designated  spots  are  restrict- 
ed to  university  vehicles  and  outside 
agencies  with  a  vender  permit. 

Parking  for  persons  with  disabili- 
ties will  now  comply  with  the 
Americans  with  Disabilities  Act  while 
providing  enlarged  spaces. 

"Next  to  the  regular  handicapped 
space,  a  crossed  area  will  be  added  to 
provide  extra  wide  space,"  said 
Bradock. 

Bradock  said  (tarking  officials  will 
continue  to  provide  parking  regula- 
tions in  an  effort  to  ease  parking 
complications  for  both  students  and 
university  staff. 


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Because  these  are  outstanding  bargains  on  clearance 
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Mullins  welcomes  new  director 

UMoss  alumnus  brings  new  life  and  new  shows  to  facility 


NATHAN  MADTIN  /  COlllClAN 

New  Mullins  center  director  Dale  Adams  poses  inside  the  facility  as  the  basketball  team  practices  behind  him. 


By  Ben  Geman 

Collegian  Staff 


Dale  Adams,  the  new  executive 
director  of  the  Mullins  Center, 
believes  the  facility's  status  as  a 
top-notch  sports  and  entertainment 
venue  could  go  through  the  roof  in 
the  coming  years. 

"We're  at  the  point  where  within 
the  next  one  to  I  1/2  years,  we 
should  realize  the  building's  poten- 
tial," said  Adams,  a  1979  University 
of  Massachusetts  graduate  with  a 
degree  in  sports  management.  "The 
key  for  me  is  to  get  situated  in  the 
position  and  see  how  the  staff  and 
patrons  react  to  the  acts  we  have 
coming  lo  the  building  over  the  next 
few  months." 

Adams  should  know  a  thing  or  two 
about  roofs.  While  at  UMass,  Adams 
once  saw  an  internship  in  facility 
management  at  the  Hartford  Civic 
Center  disappear  when  the  roof  of 
the  building  collapsed  the  night 
before  he  was  to  start  working. 

Adams  instead  went  to  Florida, 
where  his  uncle  lived,  to  intern 
unpaid  at  the  Lakeland  Civic  Center. 

"I  left  here  with  $300,  worked 
part-time  and  came  back  with  one 
dollar  in  my  pocket,"  said  Adams. 

The  hard  times  didn't  last.  Adams 
was  offered  a  paid  position  at 
Lakeland  after  he  graduated  and 
went  on  t'cy'Wfconte"tHE' fiicilirjr's 
director.  He  later  traveled  in  Europe, 
South  America  and  Asia  as  general 
manager  of  Walt  Disney's  World  on 


Ice. 

Adams  look  over  as  executive 
director  of  the  Mullins  Center  at  the 
end  of  luly  after  serving  for  two  years 
as  chief  operating  officer  at  the 
Ponlchartrain  Center,  a  Louisiana 
sports  and  convention  facility. 

As  executive  director  of  the 
Mullins  Center,  Adams  hopes  to 
book  superstars  like  lames  'Taylor, 
who  will  play  lo  the  entire 
10,500-seat  arena  on  Nov.  16,  as 
well  as  smaller  market  acts  like  the 
Cranberries. 

The  Mullins  Center  can  be  parti- 
tioned into  a  "theater  configuration" 
to  seal  as  few  as  2,000  for  bands  gen- 
erally playing  to  smaller  audiences,  a 
feature  Adams  hopes  to  use  to  draw 
acts  to  the  facility. 

"What  I'm  trying  to  do  is  key  on 
acts  that  are  playing  theaters  in  the 
Boston  area.  It's  definitely  something 
they  c£n  schedule  into  their  tours," 
said  Adams. 

The  new  executive  director  feels 
the  key  to  the  Mullins  Center's  suc- 
cess will  be  attracting  a  broad  range 
of  acts  and  sporting  events. 

"The  more  we  can  do,  the  better  it 
is  for  everyone.  That's  the  whole 
idea.  The  bottom  line  is  coming  up 
with  a  mixture  that  gels  people  in 
here,"  said  Adams. 

Adams  also  plans  lo  book  acts  in 
the  growing  country  music  market  ; 
and  is  looking  mto  the -possibiliiy  tif' ' 
bringing  the  Western  Massachusetti  '^ 
high  school  basketball  chatirpi-"' 
onships  to  the  Mullins  Center. 


In  spite  of  his  energy,  Adams 
knows  uncertainties  abound  in  the 
booking  game. 

"it's  a  big  chess  game,"  said 
Adams.  "Sometimes  when  you  think 
you've  got  'em  in  check  mate,  it 
doesn't  hapF>en  that  way." 

Adams,  35,  was  offered  the  posi- 
tion of  executive  director  when  his 
predecessor,  Lee  Esckilsen,  was  cho- 
sen by  the  Mullins  Center's  manage- 
ment company  to  help  coordinate  the 
opening  of  a  new  arena  in 
Manchester,  Lngland. 

In  addition  to  his  duties  as  execu- 
tive director,  Adams  teaches  in  the 
UMass  sports  management  program. 


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Network  aims  to  assist  grad  women 


By  Emily  Marino 

CoHagion  Staff 


Balancing  course  schedules,  extracurricular  acti.ities 
and  a  social  life  is  difficult  for  many  University  stu- 
dents. But  for  many  graduate  students  other  problems 
arise  on  top  of  academic  overload,  such  as  economic 
problems,  discrimination,  lack  of  health  care  resources, 
and  issues  involving  raising  a  family. 

The  Graduate  Women's  Network,  a  new  campus 
organization,  is  currently  working  to  ease  Ihe  on-going 
difficulty  thai  graduate  women  incur  on  a  daily  basis. 

The  new  organization,  which  has  been  in  its  plan- 
ning stages  for  two  years,  makes  its  campus  debut  this 
Sunday  at  a  reception  on  the  tenth  floor  of  the  Campus 
Center,  from  7-9  p.m. 

All  members  of  the  graduate  community  are  wel- 
come to  attend  the  reception.  Approximately  3000 
invitations  have  been  sent  out  to  members  of  the  cam- 
pus community  who  may  be  interested  in  the  concerns 
and  issues  of  graduate  students  and,  in  particular, 
graduate  women. 

"Given  the  demographics  and  what  is  happening  in 
the  workforce,  and  in  terms  of  women  reluming  back 
to  school,  a  network  is  something  that  needs  to  be  set 
in  place  so  that  women  feel  comfortable  while  making 
the  transition  from  school  to  work  and  Ihe  home,"  said 
Flavia  Eldemire,  the  director  of  the  Graduate  Women's 
Network. 

Graduate  women  at  the  University  are  no  strangers 
to  the  myriad  of  obstacles  presented  by  the  world  of 
academia,  according  to  Eldemire. 

"On  campus  there  is  a  trend  of  having  separate  acad- 
emic support  service,"  said  the  network's  assistant 
director,  Shyamala  Ivalury,  citing  groups  such  as  the 
Collegiate  Committee  for  the  Education  of  Blacks  and 
other  Minority  Students  (CCEBMS)  and  the  Bilingual 
Collegiate  Program  (BCP)  as  examples. 

"We  hope  that  this  department  [the  Graduate 
Women's  Network!  in  the  long  run  can  help  grad 
women  and  returning  grad  students;  help  out  with 
child  care,  and  help  [them]  to  manage  their  lives,"  said 
Ivalury. 

"You  have  multiple  issues  which  have  never  been 
addressed  by  this  University,  or  any  other  university  in 
the  country,"  said  Eldemire,  who  cited  the  new  net- 
work as  a  historic  organization  to  set  the  tone  for  col- 
leges and  universities  around  the  country. 

Eldemire  is  currently  working  with  Ivalury  and  Peer 
Mentoring  Program  Director  (and  graduate  volunteer) 
lulia  Mahoney  on  a  number  of  projects  to  provide  aca- 
demic support,  advice,  rnformalion  and  resources  lo 
approximately  3000  graduate  women. 

One  project  hoped  to  tx  accomplished  within  the 
first  year  is  the  Peer  Mentoring  Program.  The  program. 


of  which  Mahoney  is  in  charge,  aims  to  link  incoming 
graduate  students  with  current  grad  students  who 
"have  been  through  some  of  the  struggles  and  arc  will- 
ing to  share  this  information  with  incoming  grad 
women,"  according  to  Eldemire. 

Information  regarding  academics,  resources  on  cam- 
pus (including  career  services  and  health  care),  and 
basic  survival  tips  for  women  who  may  be  unfamiliar 
to  Ihe  area  and/or  climate  will  be  available  to  graduate 
women  via  the  new  network  and  ils  peer  mentoring 
program. 

In  addition,  a  nine-part,  monthly  workshop  scries 
incorporating  the  efforts  of  such  campus  organizations 
as  University  Health  Services  (UllS)  will  lacklc  con- 
temporary, real  issues  thai  alTcct  graduate  women 
today. 

Workshop  topics  include  academic  support  services, 
harassment,  dissertation  preparation,  financial  manage- 
ment, and  health  care.  Eldemire  explained  ihai  these 
are  some  of  the  issues  that  arc  often  women's  biggest 
obstacles  in  achieving  academic  success. 

"You  have  discrimination  every  which  way  you  turn. 
It's  not  that  you  inlelleclually  can't  do  the  work;  but 
it's  all  the  little  external  things  that  hinder  one  from 
being  successful,"  said  Eldemire. 

The  Graduate  Women's  Network  also  aspires  to  pro- 
duce a  graduate  handbook  by  May. 

Housed  temporarily  in  the  Chancellor's  office,  the 
network  is  funded  by  the  Graduate  Student  Senate  and 
the  Chancellor's  Office.  The  organization's  budget 
allows  for  two  paid  positions,  which,  according  to  all 
three  staff  members,  is  simply  not  enough. 

The  trio  plans  to  write  grants  to  private  companies 
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which  has  already  donated  funds,  and  foundations 
such  as  the  Ms.  Foundation  for  Women. 

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as  well  as  the  four  other  campuses  of  ihe  University  of 
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Adam  Scott 
Roberts 


White  living  ubruud  I  set  aside  three  weeks  of  my  hie  to 
u.ivel  eMensively  throughout  continental  Europe.  It  was  a 
beuutilui  spring  day  and  my  I'riends  and  I  had  just  left 
Berlin.  Gemuiny  fur  one  of  the  hottest  destinations  in  all 
ol  Fastcrn  Europe,  Prague,  the  eapital  of  the  new  Czech 
Repuhliv.. 

Ther,.-  ue  Mood  on  the  Charles  Bridge,  looking  out  at  a 
be.iutitui  jii>  ihut  had  been  home  to  such  celebrated  peo- 
ple as  Mu/iirt  and  Frank  Kafka.  As  I  looked  Into  the  deep 
blue  sky.  I  recall  sasing  "This  is  not  reality."  There  I  was. 
ai  .111  exploralorv  lime  of  my  life,  removed 
Irom  all  ihai  I  hud  kno^^n.  Our  biggest  con- 
cern-, ill  the  ihiit  lime  were  the  places  we 
should  c.il  dinner  and  where  are  we  going 
to  Slay  in  Salzburg.  Austria. 

The  beauty  of  Prague  and  every  other 
European  capital  we  visited  drowned  us  in  history  so  rich 
that  we  had  entered  a  make-believe  world.  Yet.  upon  our 
return  to  the  Slates,  reality  would  ring  loud  and  clear. 

Our  only  connection  to  America  was  the  International 
newspapers  of  the  USA  Today  and  The  Herald  Times. 
Nixon,  one  of  the  most  telegenic  presidents,  had  just  died 
and  another  inip<.)rtanl  woman,  who  helped  a  mourning 
nation  stand  strong  when  her  husband.  President 
Kennedy,  had  been  killed,  was  now  dying  herself.  The 
problems  in  Northern  Ireland  and  the  IRA  terrorist 
attacks  against  (he  British  were  continuing  and  the  peace 
negotiations  in  Israel  were  still  up  in  Ihe  air.  And  here  I 
was.  it  seemed,  in  never  never  land  swamped  by  Baroque 
Churches  and  beautiful  palaces. 

And  then  reality  struck.  My  best  friend  Scott  was  nearly 
killed  when  two  men  armed  with  a  gun  and  knife  attacked 
and  robbed  him  when  we  got  separated  accidentally  late 
at  night,  pulling  the  r\ig  from  under  our  feel  ai  our  lime  of 
innocence,  where  nothing  seemed  to  really  matter. 


The  near  death  experience  awakened  me  to  the  realiza- 
tion that  the  worid  is  not  a  very  safe  place  and  can  be  quite 
scary.  In  fact,  my  friends  and  I  were  not  sheltered  from  any 
of  the  world's  problems  from  that  moment  forth. 

All  we  had  was  each  other.  We  had  to  depend  upon  one 
another  for  our  own  feelings  of  safeness  as  we  travelled 
from  one  country  to  the  next.  We  were  violated  in  a  place 
where  no  one  spoke  English  at  our  time  of  need.  No  one 
could  have  helped  us  at  this  great  time  of  need  but  each 
other.  Naturally,  we  decided  to  head  for  the  airport 
because  Scoli  wanted  to  go  home,  to 
America,  to  his  home,  to  where  he  fell 
safe. 

Instantly.  I  pondering  the  thought  of  let- 
ting the  robbers  rob  me  and  my  friends  of 
our  "time"  on  the  edge  and  was  loo  ready 
to  get  onto  that  flight  in  Prague.  However.  I  realized  and 
thought  rationally  that  I  did  everything  I  could  do  for 
Scoli.  I  got  him  a  ticket  home  to  America  on  my  credit 
card  because  he  didn't  have  a  single  piece  of  money  or  a 
credit  card  in  his  possession. 

As  Scott,  Leslie  and  I  sat  in  the  Prague  Airport  we 
began  lo  talk  about  life  and  how  we  had  believed  that 
Europe  was  so  much  safer  than  the  mean  streets  of  indus- 
trialized America.  We  even  laughed  because  we  had  been 
fooled  until  this  very  evening. 

Finally  we  were  able  lo  get  Scott  onto  his  flight  home  I 
slopped  and  said  lo  Scott,  "I'm  sorry  it  had  to  end  this 
way."  He  looked  back  at  Leslie  and  he  said  "I'm  sorry  too." 
At  that  moment  I  realized  our  experience  in  Prague 
taught  me  more  about  myself  and  the  world  than  I  had 
ever  imagined.  The  best  thing  was.  I  had  the  greatest,  if 
not  the  truest,  friends  in  the  world  with  me  at  this  period 
of  maturation  and  realization.  Not  often  can  one  say  thai. 
Adam  Scott  Roberts  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Five  years  later,  it  s  not  the  same  old  story 


Derek 


It's  amazing  how  often  in  life  you 
end  up  right  where  you  siartcd. 

live  years  ago  this  fall,  I  came  lo 
UMass  with  my  Mom.  my  Dad.  my 
girlfriend  and  just  about  every  pos- 
session I  had  managed  to  acquire  in 
my  first  17  years  of 
life  packed  into  the 
family  car.  The  only 
thing  I  knew  about 
the  University  was 
that  I  was  to  live  in  a 
J?.?-story  dormitory  named  afler  a 
lormer  president.  I  was  to  have  a 
roommate  completely  unknown  lo 
me.  that  he  was  very  likely  to  be 
homicidal,  and  that  it  was  the  last 
place  in  the  world  I  wanted  lo  be. 

At  this  point  in  the  story,  the  writer 
usually  proceeds  to  tell  the  reader 
what  a  silly  boy  he  was.  how  his 
roommate  became  his  new  best 
friend,  how  he  found  a  lifelong  hobby 
in  elevator  surilng.  and  how  he  plans 
to  name  his  firsibcim  son  Cavatelli  in 
honor  of  the  fabulous  Dining 
Common  dish.  Unfortunately,  my 
life  never  seems  to  follow  situation 
comedy  storylines. 

Although  my  roommate  did  lum 
out  to  be  relatively  stable  and  there 
was  one  moderately  amusing  and 
exiremely  brain-  damaging  week  of 
keg  parties  and  boycotting  classes  in 
the  name  of  lowering  the  cost  of  pub- 
lic education,  the  semester  was  large- 
ly a  bust.  Living  on  the  22nd  floor  of 
that  22-story  building  in  a  corner 


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room  that  was  roughly  5/4  of  Ihe  size 
of  the  aforementioned  family  car  was 
certainly  not  what  I  had  in  mind. 

After  three  months  of  watching 
three  soap  operas  a  day,  losing  ten 
pounds  due  to  Ihe  D.C.  "food",  and 
racking  up  a  long  dis- 
tance phone  bill  of  sev- 
eral hundred  dollars.  I 
lucked  my  tail  and  my 
2.5  GPA  between  my 
legs  and  headed  home, 
vowing  never  to  return  again. 

Of  course,  like  the  prodigal  son  I 
did  return  a  couple  of  years  later. 
Things  would  be  different  this  lime 
around,  I  thought.  I  was  a  different 
person  —  a  man.  I  had  lived  on  Ihe 
west  coast,  spent  time  in  the  Far  East 
—  hell.  I  had  worked  on  the  back  of 
a  garbage  Iruck.  DC.  food  frightened 
me  no  more.  Only  one  thing,  one 
place,  at  UMass  still  made  my  stom- 
ach turn.  I  would  do  anything,  meet 
anyone,  go  anywhere,  except 
Suuthuesl. 

I  had  nightmares  about  the  place. 
The  lowers  sprouted  arms  and  legs 
and  chased  me  around  firing  lethal 
chicken  pucks  at  me.  fire  alarms 
blaring  No.  I  would  never  return  lo 
Southwest,  under  any  circum- 
stances. 

Living  in  Sunderland  last  year,  my 
travel  routes  were  adversely  affected 
by  my  phobia  Drive  to  campus  by 
the  athletic  fields?  Not  an  option,  loo 
close  to  the  monsters.    Rafters,  one 


of  my  favorite  spots,  became  much 
more  of  a  journey  than  it  should  have 
been,  since  I  had  to  drive  uptown  on 
Ihe  way. 

So  this  fall,  I  arrived  on  campus 
with  my  car  packed  full  of  about  half 
of  the  possessions  I've  managed  lo 
acquire  in  my  22  years  of  life.  Mom 
and  Dad  stayed  home,  the  girifnend 
has  resigned  her  position,  and  at  my 
age  I  should  be  able  to  calm  any 
homicidal  thoughts  from  the  fresh- 
man roommate  I  might  have  drawn. 

At  this  point  the  writer  will  give 
you  the  happy  ever  after  shtick.  Sure, 
the  DC.  food  hasn't  changed  much, 
and  there  is  some  mysterious  steam 
machine  outside  my  window  which 
emits  something  resembling  a  sonic 
boom  every  five  minutes  or  so  begin- 
ning at  about  8  a.m.  —  several  hours 
before  I  prefer  my  wakeup  call. 

In  general,  however.  Southwest  is 
kinder  to  me.  I  got  my  very  own  sin- 
gle, moved  down  a  few  Hoors  to  1 5. 
and  pushed  the  old  GPA  up  nearly  a 
point. 

This  December  when  I  leave  cam- 
pus for  the  final  time,  there  will  be 
no  vows  never  to  return.  The  demons 
have  been  slain,  and  the  trip  to 
Rafters  has  been  shortened.  When  I 
return  to  Amherst  for  basketball 
games.  Ill  drive  by  the  towers  and 
remember  them  for  what  they  are  to 
me  —  the  beginning  and  the  end. 

Derek  Ktilosavljevic  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


So  you  wont  to  be  a  columnist? 

It's  really  very  easv  to  get  involved  in  the  Collegian.  Just  gather  up  your 
gumption  anci  hea<J  tull  speed  for  1 1 3  Campus  Center  Basement.  We're  all 
just  waiting  to  meet  you. 

•  '^'^^  [If^/  fr?  editorial  desk  is  currently  accepting  applications  for  colum- 
nists Tor  the  foil  '94  semester.  If  vou  are  a  new  writer,  come  down  and  pick  up 
on  application  from  the  editorial  desk. 

f^jl'  '^  ou[  and  return  it  with  a  sample  column.  "A  sample  column,"  you  ask. 
"Whot  is  that?"  Well,  sit  down  and  pretend  your  writing  something  for  the  edi- 
torial page.  Aim  for  between  60-80  lines.  Got  it?  Good. 

Now,  aften(j  the  meeting  for  all  interested  writers  on  Monday,  Sept.  19  at  6 
p.m.  at  the  editorial  desk.  This  meeting  is  mandatory  for  all  new  and  returning 
columnists.  If  there's  a  conflict  see  the  editorial  editor,  Tracy  Monahan. 

Sample  columns  will  be  perused  and  a  schedule  of  writers  for  the  fall  semes- 
ter will  be  posted  by  3  p.m.  on  Thursday. 


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Opportunities  in  beer,  hair  loss 


At  the  beginning  and  end  of  every  semester,  there  is  a 
percentage  of  the  student  body  that  spends  considerable 
time  stressing  over  what  they  are  going  to  do  with  the  rest 
of  their  life.  If  you  are  one  of  the  troubled  here  are  .some 
suggestions: 

Personal  Injury  lawyer:  Have  you  been  injured  at  work 
or  in  a  car  accident?  Have  you  been  injured  completely  by 
your  own  fault  but  feel  the  need  to  sue  anyway?  Calf  the 
law  offices  of  Vautour,  Fisher  and  Buttafuoco. 

Prince  of  England:  Here  is  an  occupation  with  com- 
plete job  security,  just  think  of  the  benefits.  You  get  your 
picture  taken  with  scantily  clad  women  in  all  the  local 
newspapers.  The  best  seats  at  Wimbledon  and  great  pay 
for  no  work  are  yours  for  the  taking.  The 
only  question  is  where  to  get  an  applica- 
tion. 

Chancellor  of  a  major  New  England 
University:  This  could  be  a  good  job  if  you 
don't  mind  backbone  removal  surgery. 

Jimmy  Buffeit:  Is  there  any  better  job  in  the  worid?  The 
man  is  a  millionaire  for  being  a  beach  bum.  You  only 
work  three  months  a  year  singing  about  being  drunk  to  a 
crowd  full  of  your  drunk  followers.  Who  says  you  need  an 
album  to  tour? 

Vice  President  of  hair  club  for  men:  It  doesn't  matter  if 
you  are  balding  or  not.  lust  shave  your  head  for  the  before 
picture  and  six  weeks  later  you  can  tell  all  the  insomniacs 
and  other  late  night  TV  viewers  all  about  transplants  and 
weaves  and  the  myths  and  realities  of  minoxodil.  Not 
everybody  can  be  a  legend  like  Sy  Sperling,  but  here's  ihe 
next  best  thing. 

Full  time  protester:  Here's  a  chance  for  meaningful 


Matt 
Vautour 


(not  really)  employment,  right  here  in  the  Pioneer  Valley. 
You  can  trash  mascots,  blow  whistles  at  indoor  smokers, 
and  let's  face  it,  there's  almost  always  some  issue  to 
whine  about.  Even  when  there  isn't  you  can  always  find 
some  excuse  to  protest  the  Collegian.  Free  sleeping 
arrangements  in  the  Campus  Center.  Rumor  has  it  that 
the  chancellor  even  takes  you  for  free  lunch  at  Benucci's. 

Anyone  interested,  look  in  the  help  wanted  section 
under  Village  Idiot. 

Wire  Carrier  for  a  Football  Coach:  The  kid  that  car- 
ries Dan  Henning's  head  phone  wire  at  Boston  College 
football  games  is  on  full  scholarship.  Do  they  recruit  for 
this?  There  has  to  be  some  professional  equivalent  for 
this. 

New  England  Patriots'  Cheerleader:  No 
intelligence  required. 

First  Lady:  You  need  good  judgement 
and  luck  to  land  this  position,  because 
there  is  not  a  lot  of  room  for  error  here. 
(Marilyn  Quayle  had  the  same  ambition.).  If  you  can  get  it 
though,  all  you  need  to  do  is  make  up  catchy  phrase  like 
"just  say  no."  and  you're  a  success.  If  you  happen  to  be 
married  to  a  former  governor  of  Arkansas,  you  might  even 
get  to  run  the  country  yourself. 

Late  night  talk  show  host:  Hey.  everyone  else  has  one. 
It  can't  be  that  hard,  and  judging  from  some  early  |on 
Stewart  shows,  there  will  be  a  job  opening  soon. 

Beer  Taster:  Here  is  a  great  job  if  you  can  get  it.  This  is 
an  occupation  that  college  really  prepares  you  for. 
Unfortunately  there  is  a  long  waiting  list  for  an  interview. 
Sports  journalist:  Not  as  easy  as  it  looks. 
Mull  Vautour  is  a  Collegian  Columnin 


Answering  rumors 

To  the  editor: 

Last  Sunday  the  UMass  Cannabis 
Reform  Coalition  distributed  more 
than  1,000  handouts  to  the  freshman 
class  at  convocation.  Since  then, 
there  has  been  a  huge  level  of  com- 
motion surrounding  our  organization. 
The  CRC  would  like  to  address  some 
of  the  complaints  and  rumors  that 
have  come  our  way. 

The  main  complaint  that  we  have 
received  is  that  we  are  encouraging 
cannabis  use.  As  a  Registered  Student 
Organization,  we  arc  not  allowed  to 
encourage  any  illegal  activity,  and  we 
arc  very  conscious  of  this  responsibili- 
ty. However,  unlike  many  today,  we 
are  unwilling  to  ignore  the  fact  that 
there  arc  people  at  UMass  who  smoke 
cannabis.  In  fact,  according  to  the  sta- 
tistics of  the  past  five  years  (from 
both  sides  of  the  argument),  a  sub- 
stantial majority  of  this  year's  incom- 
ing students  will  smoke  cannabis 
before  they  leave  UMass. 

Many  people  view  marijuana  legal- 
ization as  a  simple  two-  sided  argu- 
ment: our  side's  theme  "just  Get 
High";  the  other's  "lust  Say  No." 
During  our  first  week  of  school  a  per- 
fect cjiample  of  this  kind  of  thinking 
happened  to  our  own  Student 
Government  President,  who  men- 
tioned the  CRC  to  freshmen  at  con- 
vocation this  past  Sunday.  Mirran 
Raphaely  is  not  even  a  member  of  the 
CRC.  but  just  by  mentioning  marijua- 
na she  has  been  accused  of  advocat- 
ing its  use.  This  is  unfair  and  silly. 
You  do  not  have  to  think  everyone 
should  smoke  marijuana  in  order  to 
want  it  legal  —  much  less  to  speak 
openly  about  it. 

What  has  upset  us  even  more  are 
the  unsubstantiated  rumors  which 
have  been  circulated  about  the  CRC. 
Several  freshmen  have  been  told  that 

By  Garry  Trudeau 


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Letters  to  the  Editor 


they  can  lose  their  federal  financial 
aid  just  by  joining  the  CRC.  This  is 
completely  untrue,  smoking  marijua- 
na may  be  illegal  but  working  to 
legalize  it  is  not.  What  is  very  sad  is 
that  these  freshmen  have  not  been 
taught  enough  about  the  Bill  of 
Rights  to  know  better  than  to  believe 
these  rumors. 

Finally,  we  would  like  to  address 
Ihe  concerns  of  people  who  may  have 
been  put  out  by  our  Hyer  'Top  ten 
ways  smoking  pot  beats  drinking 
booze  at  UMass."  because  of  a  state- 
ment in  it.  We  did  not  mean  to  imply 
that  everyone  who  drinks  recreation- 
ally  is  childish.  We  were  just  pointing 
out  the  hypocrisy  of  the  drug  laws. 
VVith  all  the  problems  alcohol  causes: 
liver  damage,  violence  and  depressive 
addiction,  it  seems  wrong  to  us  that  a 
drug  which  is  "far  safer  than  many 
foods  we  commonly  consume"  (DEA 
Administrative  Law  judge  Francis  L. 
Young.  1990)  takes  all  the  fiak. 

Kristie  Maiisko 
CRC  President 
The  CRC  hoard  of  officers  also 
signed  this  letter 

Chancellor  on  the  go 

To  the  editor: 

Last  year,  on  Thursday  mornings.  I 
held  open  office  hours.  These  occa- 
sions provided  an  opportunity  for 
students,  staff  and  faculty  to  tell  me 
directly  to  their  thoughts,  hopes  and 
concerns  for  the  University.  They 
were  invaluable  in  helping  to  shape 
my  own  thinking  about  the  future. 

This  year  many  people  have 
requested  that  I  try  to  spend  more 
lime  visiting  units  across  the  campus, 
which  will  give  me  yet  another  per- 
spective on  Ihe  tremendous  contribu- 
tions of  the  people  in  this  institution. 

Instead  of  holding  open  office 
hours,  I  shall  use  as  much  of  the  time 
as  possible  to  visit  units  around  the 
campus,  to  meet  people  in  their 
offices  and  workplaces  and  to  sec 
first  hand  the  opportunities  and  chal 
lenges  facing  the  dedicated  men  and 
women  who  continue  to  make  this 
University  a  lively,  exciting  place. 

David  K,  Sco'i 
Chancellor 

Catholics  respond 

To  the  editor: 

I  am  writing  in  response  to  Peter 
Orvetti's  column  "The  ever-changing 
face  of  Catholicism."  Orvetti  claims 
American  Catholics  are  rebelling 
against  the  Vatican  and  no  longer  lis- 
ten to  the  Pope  on  issues  of  morality. 
However,  in  the  very  next  paragraph 
he  says  American  Catholics  still  go  to 
church  and  believe  in  Catholic  reli- 
gious teaching.  If  Catholics  still 


attend  church  and  believe  in  the 
teachings  of  the  church,  how  are  they 
rebelling? 

The  majority  of  PRACTICING 
American  Catholics  do  support  the 
moral  teaching  of  the  church. 
Catholics  are  very  prominent  in  the 
pro-life  movement  .  while  on  the 
other  hand  the  president  of 
"Catholics  for  Free  Choice"  (the  only 
pro-choice  Catholic  organization) 
has  admitted  on  national  television 
that  she  is  the  only  member  of  her 
organization.  Perhaps  Orvetti  and  his 
friends  are  rebelling  against  the 
Catholic  church,  but  most  real 
Catholics  remain  loyal  to  the  church. 
Patrick  Sheridan 
Central 

To  the  editor: 

The  reason  that  Peter  Orvetti,  most 
Americans  and  many  American 
Catholics  find  themselves  at  odds 
with  the  Pope  is  that  they  and  he 
have  different  goals.  America  wants 
to  maximize  gain  and  minimize  per- 
sonal suffering.  Among  its  many 
goals,  the  Holy  Catholic  Church 
wants  to  provide  guidance  and 
enlightment  to  a  struggling  world 
Sometimes  this  hurts.  The  truth  can 
be  disturbing  to  those  who  have  lived 
without  it.  You  want  the  Church  to 
"discuss"  abortion,  contraception  and 
family  planning  at  the  Cairo  meeting. 
What  you  mean  is  "compromise"  her 
firm  position  The  Pope  cannot  "com- 
proinise"  on  abortion  any  more  than 
a  scientist  can  "compromise"  on  the 
validity  of  physical  laws. 

The  Pope  is  a  teacher  He  doesn't 
want  us  to  follow  him  blindly.  He 
wants  us  to  understand.  Like  any 
good  teacher,  he  demands  that  we 
make  our  own  choices  and  that  we 
make  sure  the  church's  teaching 
makes  sense  to  us.  We  must  strive  to 
learn  the  reasoning  behind  the 
teaching  As  an  authority,  we  can 
trust  the  Pope.  As  a  guide,  we  can 
turn  to  him  when  we  are  lost  and 
confused. 

The  world  is  rotting  flesh.  It's 
crumbling  and  decaying  all  around 
us.  and  the  Living  Church  (alongside 
many  individuals)  is  working  to  save 
it.  If  the  earth  were  a  living  organism. 
I  think  many  progressives  would 
want  to  put  it  out  of  its  misery.  But 
we  say  "No.  it's  not  to  late,  let's  try  to 
revive  it*  All  life  is  sacred  and  wor- 
thy of  respect.  This  is  a  founding 
principle  of  Christianity.  The 
Catholic  Chuah  has  always  and  will 
always  speak  what  she  perceives  to 
be  the  truth,  and  truth  is  not  nego- 
tiable. 

Bill  Leonard 

Senior  Research  Associate 

Department  of  Physics  and 

Astronomy 


Friday,  September  16,  1994  /  Page  5 


Arts  &  Living 


Velvet  Crush  leads  a  Noho  musical  trifecta 

Vigilantes  of  LovCf  Rosemary  Caine  round  out  weekend  concert  at  Pearl  Street 


By  Tara  MK  Connelly 

Collegian  Staff 

If  you're  into  pop  music  with 
upbeat  grooves  and  snazzy  riffs, 
then  be  sure  to  check  out  Pearl 
Street  this  Sunday  night.  Velvet 
Crush  will  join  Vigilantes  of  Love 
and  Rosemary  Caine  on  the  infa- 
mous Pearl  Street  stage  for  your  lis- 
tening pop  pleasure. 

Velvet  Crush  is  a  three  member 
band  featuring  Ric  Menck  (drums). 
Paul  Chastain  (vocal,  bass),  and 
leffery  BorchardtXlead,  guitar). 

Before  the  band  signed  with  Sony 
on  their  550  label  with  their  second 
album  Teenage  Symphonies  to  God, 
Menck  and  Chastain  each  recorded 
indie  records  on  their  own  before 
they  met  up  with  through  a  mutual 
acquaintance. 

Menck  described  to  Sony  why  he 
liked  Chastain.  "All  I'm  lacking,  he 
made  up  for  and  vice  versa.  I'm 
incredibly  noisy  and  manic,  and  Paul 
is  way  more  calm  and  mellow  and  eas- 
ier to  be  around.  It's  a  good  combina- 
tion." 

This  dynamic  duo  then  set  about 
making  i,  few  micro-indie  singles 
under  names  like  Springfield,  Paint 
Set.  Bag  O'Shells  and  Choo  Choo 
Train. 

"It  took  years  to  really  find  our 
voice".  Menck  explained.  "Rock  and 
roll  was  everything  to  me  and  I  want- 
ed to  be  the  rock  guy  so  bad.  We 
both  did.  and  for  a  long  time,  we 
tried  way  too  hard.  When  we 
stopped  trying  and  just  did  what  we 
felt  like  doing,  it  started  to  sound 
good." 

With  the  realization  that  they  had 
something  going,  they  moved  to  the 
East  coast  and  settled  in  the  band's 
current  base  in  Rhode  Island.  There 
they  met  up  with  guitarist  leffery 
Borchardt  who  recorded  a  little  of  his 


coMTtsv  KM  i«AS[ii/scmr  music 


Rick  Menck,  Paul  Chastain  and  Jeffrey  Borchardt  make  up  Velvet  Crush. 


own  indie  stuff  with  a  mix  matched 
group  called  Honeybunch. 

Borchardt's  style  fitted  perfectly 
with  Menck  and  Chastain.  Thus 
began  Velvet  Crush,  a  name  picked 
because  it  describes  both  the  hard 
and  soft  aspects  of  the  band's  style. 

Conferring  with  longtime  friend 
Matthew  Sweet  (Girlfriend.  Altered 
Beast)  Velvet  Crush  moved  on  to  cre- 
ate their  debut  record  In  the  Presence 
of  Greatness  on  the  Creation  label  in 


the  UK  and  Ringers  Lactate  in  the 
US.  Teenage  Symphonies,  lo  God 
however,  differs  from  their  debut 
album. 

Produced  by  Sweet  (who  also  con- 
tributed some  guitar  to  a  few  tracks) 
Teenage'ft  songs  arc  loaded  with  lush 
strings,  three  chord  crunches,  wistful 
ballads,  and  sharp  aggressive 
melodies. 

"In  a  lot  of  ways  this  album  is  like 
kissing  a  part  of  youth  goodbye." 


commented  Menck.  "We  all  turned 
30  at  about  that  time  and  all  the 
songs  are  like  looking  around  and 
saying  'what's  going  on  with  our 
lives.'  It's  the  dichotomy  between 
wanting  to  be  eternal  teenager  and 
wanting  to  grow  up." 

Vigilantes  of  Love.  Velvet  Crush 
and  Rosemary  Caine  will  play  Pearl 
Street  in  Northampton  on  Sunday. 
September  18.  Doors  open  at  8  p.m. 
Show  is  18*. 


Boyz  U  Men  tops  off 
Billboard  singles  charts 

Weekly  charts  for  the  nation's  best-selling  recorded  music  as 
they  appear  in  next  week's  issue  of  Billboard  magazine. 
Reprinted  with  permission. 

Top  Singles 

Copyright  1994.  Biiiboard-Soundscan  Inc. -Broadcast  Data 

Systems 

I. Til  Make  Love  to  You.'  Boyz  II  Men  (Motown) 

2.''Stay  (I  Missed  You),"  Lisa  Loeb  &  Nine  Stories  (RCA)  (Gold) 

5. "Endless  Love,"  Luther  Vandross  &  Mariah  Carey  (Columbia) 

4."When  Can  1  See  You."  Babyface  (Epic)  (Gold) 
5."Stroke  You  Up."  Changing  Faces  (Spoiled  Rotten-Big  Beat) 

(Gold) 

6. "Wild  Night."  John  Mellencamp  &  Me'Shell  Ndegeoccllo 

(Mercury) 

7."AII  1  Wanna  Do."  Sheryl  Crow  (A&M) 

8. 'Can  You  Feel  the  Love  Tonight,"  Elton  lohn  (Hollywood) 

(GoU) 

9."Fantastic  Voyage."  Coolio  (Tommy  Boy)  (Platinum) 

10. This  D,)..-  Warren  G,  (Violator)  (Gold) 

Video  Rentals 

Copyright  1994.  Billboard  Publications  Inc. 

1 .  Schindler's  List,  (MCA- Universal) 

2.  Four  Weddings  and  a  Funeral,  (PclyOram) 

5.  Philadelphia,  (Columbia  TriStar) 

4,  On  Deadly  Ground,  (Warner) 

5.  Grumpy  Old  Men.  (Warner) 

6.  The  Ref,  (Touchstone) 

7.  The  Pelican  Brief.  (Warner) 

8.  D2:  The  Mighty  Ducks,   (Disney) 

9.  Blue  Chips.  (Paramount) 

10.  Intersection.  (Paramount) 

Video  Soles 

Copyright  1994.  Billboard  Publications  Inc. 
I .  Beethoven 's  2nd.  (MCA-Universal) 

2.  D2:  The  Mighty  Ducks,  (Disney) 

3.  Thumoelina,  (Warner) 

4.  Playboy  Celebrity  Centerfold:  ImTovo  Jackson,  (Playboy) 

5.  Tlie  3  Tenon  in  Concert  1994,  (AVision) 

6.  Ace  Ventura:  Pet  Detective,  (Warner) 

7.  Yanni:  Live  at  the  Acropolis,  (BMG) 

8.  Little  Rascals  Collection.  Vol.  1,  (Cabin  Fever 
Entertainment) 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Trying  to  make  sense  out  of  the  summer  box  office 

Bv  John  Horn  V^^^^V     ^^F^^  I^^^V^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^HHHI^^^^BH^^^^^H 


By  John  Horn 
As'.xialed  Press 


iS  ASCil-l  hS  —  The  iu>l-cunLluded  suninicr  li!ni 
■'  '     ''^--i  e\cr,  with  iickei  siiles  reach 

.i^'hi  movies  grossed  more  than 
I,  uiui  !v\i.,  I orri'ii  Gump  and  Tlw  Lion  Kini;. 
•  c\o.-.^i.|  S2lH>  million. 

-ulied  from  more  udniission>  and 

.ii-xording  to  box-office  analysis 

X-suciaiion  ot  Theater  Owners  sa>s  ticket 

1, lined  sleadv  or  declined  since   1989 

■HIeidtion  v\  discount  "dollar  houses" 

CCS  n^Clln^  --oinc  moviegoers  are  pa>- 

;",iit  vcd^^ 

-  iiiinici  rCvL'iJ  was  set  in  1995,  with  S2. 1 
-     ,\cnues 

a.^^untanis  iiill>  the  loot  from  this  sea- 

unMis  iiK'Mcmakers  arc  pondering  the 

^Liinc  ol  ihem  are  obvious  —  |uc 

ixi\otlicc  star  —  and  others  more 

,  ;  llic  hiis,  there  v^crc  sc\eral  failures. 

icv-.L'n-  Li|  suinmci 

•     .;i'.  !ii^  pctfic  v\h.i!  lhc>  want,  and  put  bo.\-olficc 

:i  I  lie  n^hl  lolcs- 

k'o.  Arnold  Schwarzenegger  hit  bottom  with  the 

.nius>  action-comcdy  crossbreed  Lasi  Aciion 

■  vear    he  si>iircd  in  a  straightforv^ard  thriller, 

The  rcHiii    rciaii\cly  strong  ticket  sales,  and  a 

'-■  lareer. 

lie  other  hand,  dropped  his  action- 

:  hi~  punis.  lor  the  sexually  themcd  Color 

.     ^no  biased  awav.  So  what's  Willis  inaking 

I  -I. II  directors  put  egos  ahead  of  stories. 
'      ^.uson's  biggest  bombs  —  Lawrence 

K.i-v -   i'.  .u/(  Lurp.  Rob  Reiner's  Sorih  and  Penny 

.NUirshaH's  Hfnuiiiuncf  Man  —  came  from  prominent 
'  '  ■  -  i  '-  who  failed  to  notice  their  expensive  works 
peal  beyond  their  own  imaginations. 
Ncviii  i^oslner's  starring  role  in  the  epic  Wyati  Earp 
wnuld  seem  surefire,  given  the  success  of  Dances  With 
IVo/i  t'.s.  But  the  latter  had  a  compelling  story  to  tell  and  a 
pt-int  of  view.  Wyait  Lurp  had  neither  and  thereby  lost  a 


_  CtXHTESYCXSNlTHCTUWS 

Ihe  Lion  King  was  not  only  one  of  the  summer's  biggest  blockbusters,  but  is  on  its  way  to  becoming  one  of  the 
all-  time  largest  moneymakers. 


staggering  $50  million. 

•  Tom  Hanks,  Harrison  Ford  and  Jim  Carrey  are  the 
hottest  stars  going. 

Audiences  loved  the  story  behind  Forrest  Gump,  but  if 
not  for  Hanks  the  film  never  would  have  been  the  huge 
hit  it  is.  Similarly,  there  were  flaws  in  both  Clear  and 
Present  Danger  and  The  Mask.  But  Ford  and  Carrey's 
presence  carried  both  films  above  their  problems. 

•  Derivative  movies  are  among  the  hardest  to  make. 
Speed,  fairly  described  as  Die  Hard  on  a  bus,  stood  out 

as  one  of  the  season's  top  hits,  grossing  more  than  $116 
million.  The  Flinisiones.  a  live-action  version  of  the  car- 
toon, also  clicked,  netting  more  than  $129  million. 

But  several  other  movies  that  were  thinly  disguised 
rehashes  of  old  stories  proved  disastrous. 

The  flops  included  Andre  {Free  Willy  with  a  seal  instead 


lack  Nicholson  may  have  taken  a  bite  out  of  Wolf,  but 

office. 


COUHUS*  COLUMBIA  PlCTUUti 

the  film  only  took  a  mild  nibble  out  of  the  summer  box 


of  a  killer  whale).  Cowboy  Way  (City  Slickers  in  reverse) 
and  Beverly  Hills  Cop  III  (a  much-delayed  sequel). 

•  Don't  let  Sony  Pictures  make  or  release  your  movie, 
lust  when  you  think  the  company's  Columbia  and 

TriStar  studios'  reign  of  error  can't  get  any  worse,  it  does. 
How's  this  for  a  bunch  of  winners?  City  Slickers  2,  Little 
Big  League.  North  and  Wagons  East!  There  were  two 
mild  hits  —  Wo// and  //  Could  Happen  to  You  —  but  the 
losers  heavily  outweighed  the  winners. 

•  Disney's  animated  films  are  king  -  but  will  that  last? 
The  Lion  King's  profits  cannot  be  measured  by  its  $264 

million  box-office  receipts  alone,  since  the  animated  musi- 
cal is  merely  the  axis  for  a  wodd  of  profits,  from  merchan- 
dise to  theme-park  attractions.  The  challenge  is  for  Disney 
to  repeat  the  magic  with  next  year's  Pocahontas.  Jeffrey 
Katzenberg,  the  studio  executive  behind  the  animated 
films,  recently  resigned,  and  successor  Joe  Roth  has  limit- 
ed animation  experience. 

•  Art  films  can  still  work  in  the  summer. 

With  highbrow  audiences  repulsed  by  lowbrow  fare, 
several  quality  art  films  managed  to  play  well  despite 
heavy  competition  from  the  big  studio  releases.  The  stand- 
outs include  Eat  Drink  Man  Woman.  Barcelona,  Widow's 
Peak  and  Fresh.  The  distributors  of  these  independent 
films  used  to  avoid  the  summer  completely,  but  now  they 
no  longer  run  for  cover. 

•  Too  many  movies  cannot  fit  into  loo  little  spwce. 
Disney,  for  one,  jammed  the  summer  season  with  many 

movies  that  didn't  even  last  as  long  as  Shannen  Doherty's 
marriage.  The  here-today.  gone-tomorrow  Disney  list 
included  In  the  Army  Now  and  Camp  Nowhere.  It  didn't 
help,  either,  that  critics  hated  both. 

•  MGM  isn't  back.  Yet. 

The  studio's  new  management  is  aggressive  and  deter- 
mined. Like  the  old  regime,  however,  their  movies  aren't 
popular.  The  summer  was  an  O-for-2  bust:  Getting  Even 
With  Dad  and  Blown  Away  both  fizzled. 

•  Hollow  h\pe  doesn't  work.  Word-of-mouth  does. 

II  a  movie  is  not  interesting,  people  will  not  talk  about 
it.  Miramax  tried  to  establish  The  Advocate  as  the  "year's 
most  controversial  movie."  What  it  was:  one  of  the  year's 
most  unwatched  movies. 

Forrest  Gump,  on  the  other  hand,  succeeded  not 
because  of  Paramount's  marketing  campaign.  People  saw 
the  movie,  and  recommended  it  to  friends. 

•  Sell  what  you  have. 

One  week,  the  advertisements  for  /  Love  Trouble  made 
it  look  like  a  romantic  comedy.  The  next  week,  the  spots 
cast  the  Julia  Roberts-Nick  Nolle  movie  as  a  thriller. 
Moviegoers  didn't  know  which  it  was  (actually,  it  was  just 
a  mess),  and  didn't  bite. 


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A  GOOD  Man  In  Afuca 

with  Sean  Connery 
Directed  by  Bruce  Beresford 

Humanity,  righteousness,  political  corruption 
and  Sean  Connery.  A  Good  Man  In  Africa  is  a 
unique  but  ultimately  hard  to  digest  story  of  spiritu- 
al earnest  in  the  midst  of  apartheid,  adultery  and 
aristocracy. 

British  diplomats  come  to  a  South  African  town 
on  a  mission  to  influence  a  president/civil  rights 
leader  to  visit  Britain  for  a  public  address.  Among 
the  diplomats  is  Morgan  Leafy,  a  booze-crazed 
womanizer  who  afier  passing  a  violent  kidney  stone 
in  the  middle  of  the  night  makes  his  first  visit  to  the 
aging,  wisdom-rich  Dr.  Murray  (Connery). 

After  this,  the  plot  of  the  movie  is  thiii.  The  maid 
to  the  British  Ambassador  (symbolically  named 
"Innocence")  is  struck  by  lightning  and  killed  three 
days  before  an  elderiy  duchess  is  to  arrive  at  the 
house.  Problem  is,  the  locals  won't  allow  the  body 
to  be  touched  until  a  witch  doctor  comes  to  remove 
the  "Shangoh"  curse  that  the  god  of  the  skies  put 
on  her.  It  then  becomes  young  Leafv's  duty  to  dis- 
pose of  the  corpse,  even  if  that  mean's  betraying  the 
locals'  faith  and  religion. 

A  Good  Man  In  Africa  is  supposed  to  be  a  dra- 
matic farce,  a  satire  on  the  good  and  evil  of  politics 
in  a  country  plagued  with  turmoil.  Yet,  the  issue  of 
morality  is  stressed  so  potently  throughout  the  film 
that  it's  almost  too  serious  to  laugh.  The  film's 
humor  is  supplied  by  all  the  British  diplomats  who 
squander  around  pompously  giving  out  unnecessary- 
orders,  but  after  a  while  the  director  makes  it  hard 
to  distinguish  the  characters  as  funny  or  just  obnox- 
ious. 

The  "Good  Man"  in  the  film  is,  of  course, 
Connery,  the  holder  of  truth  and  justice.  However, 
he  is  hardly  in  the  film  at  all.  He  plays  the 
angelic-like  doctor,  constantly  bumping  in  to  the 
success-driven  Leafy  throughout  the  film  and 
reminding  him  of  what  matters  in  this  worid  and 
what  is  really  "good."  He  is  more  of  a  significance 
than  a  character  though,  a  metaphor  for  the  rare 
goodness  that  can  be  found  through  a  fog  of  cor- 
ruption. 

Although  the  theme  of  this  movie  is  at  full-force 
throughout  the  entire  hour  and  forty  minutes,  it  is 
simple  and  repetitive.  You'll  have  high  hopes  dur- 
ing the  first  half  of  the  movie,  thinking  the  end  will 
be  a  grand  finale  tying  together  an  otherwise  seam- 
less plot  and  justifying  some  pretty  plain  dark  com- 
edy, but  the  end  just  shies  away  with  a  surprise 
ending  that's  neither  a  climax  nor  a  surprise.  C- 


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Big  E  starts  1 7  days  of  fun 


Elephants  are  just  part  of  the  many 

Today  is  opening  day  at  the  Eastern  States 
Exposition,  kicking  off  17  days  of  fun,  excitement  and 
great  food.  Gates  open  at  8  a.m.  daily.  The  Avenue  of 
States  hours  are  10  a.m.  to  9  p.m.  All  other  buildings 
are  o[>en  from  10  a.m.  to  10  p.m. 
The  weekend  schedule  of  activities  are  as  follows: 
Today  will  be  West  Springfield  Day  at  the  Big  E. 
Events  include:  |immy  Slurr  will  perform  polka  today 
only  at  2  p.m.  and  7:30  p.m.  There  will  also  bie  a  fire- 
works display  at  9:50  p.m.  The  50s  sound  of  The 
Shangri  Las  can  be  heard  on  the  Main  Stage  at  noon 
and  4  p.m.  starting  today  until  through  Tuesday.  The 
daily  parade  begins  today  on  the  Avenue  of  States  at 
4:30  p.m.  |oie  Chilwood's  Thrill  Show  with 
Hollywood-style  stunts,  the  Chevy  "jet  engined" 
pick-up  truck  and  motorcycle  and  auto  driving  will 


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fun  attractions  at  the  Big  E  this  year. 

begin  the  excitement  today  until  Sept.  25  at  the 
Outdoor  Arena.  The  Pirates  of  Ihe  Caribbean  High 
Dive  Show  will  perform  four  shows  daily  beginning 
today  at  the  north  end  of  Ihe  Avenue  of  States.  The 
Big  E  circus  begins  under  the  Big  Top  with  three  daily 
performances  and  includes  elephant  and  horseback 
riding  stunts.  The  slapstick  comedy  of  Disorderly 
Conduct  will  begin  today  three  times  daily  until  Sept. 
25.  The  Eastern  States  Exposition  Horse  Show  will 
continue  through  Sunday.  There  will  also  be  a  giant 
pumpkin  and  squash  contest  today. 

Saturday  will  be  4-H/FAA  Day.  The  line-up,  in 
addition  to  the  continuing  events,  will  be:  the  music  of 
the  Rondlnetli's  Festival  Band  and  Pcabo  Bryson. 

Sunday  will  continue  the  weekend  activities  and  will 
also  include  Louise  Mandrell. 


Yes.  It's  always  a  fine  day 
for  a  barbeque.  Ahh 
nothing  like  the  hot 
coals  to  cause  a  man  to 
break  down  in  a  fit  of 
hysterical  crying.  "WHY 

DIDNT  I  LISTEN  TO  MY 
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MEVER  TOO  lATE  TO  CHAUGt 


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Prof  gets  grants  to  design  computer  tutor 


By  Heather  R«<K»m 

G>llegian  Staff 


The  move  into  a  computer-based 
society  has  brought  the  creation  of 
intelligent  computer  tutoring  systems 
into  full  stream  at  all  educational  levels. 

University  of  Massachusetts  com- 
puter science  professor,  Beverly 
Woolf,  dedicates  her  time  to  develop- 
ing  intelligent  tutoring  systems, 
searching  for  intuitive  ways  for  com- 
puters to  relate  with  students. 

"These  programs  truly  represent 
another  human  working  with  stu 
dents."  said  WoolL 

Woolf,  who  has  12  years  experi- 
ence working  in  computerized 
instructional  materials,  was  recently 
awarded  a  share  of  three  defense  con- 
version grants  by  the  Defense 
Department's  Advanced  Research 
Projects  Agency  (ARPA). 

All  three  grants  are  part  of  the  gov- 
ernment's Technology  Reinvestment 
Project  (TRP)  and  will  provide  fund- 
ing for  Woolfs  work  in  Computer 
Aided  Instruction. 

Woolfs  programs  have  been  used 
by  Amherst  High  School  physics  stu- 
dents as  well  as  medical  students  at 


the  University. 

A  $b  million  TRP  grant  was 
awarded  by  ARPA  to  a  group  known 
as  East/West  consortium,  which 
Wolf  helped  to  assemble. 

This  group,  which  consists  of  the 
University  computer  science  depart- 
ment, Apple  Computer.  Houghton 
Mifflin.  Carnegie  Mellon  University. 
University  of  Colorado,  Stanford 
University  and  PWS  Publishing,  will 
work  to  market  and  distribute  pro- 
grams instructing  teachers  on  how  to 
develop  academic  programs  for  stu 
dents. 

The  University  computer  science 
program  received  $2.4  million  of  the 
$6  million  TRP  grant. 

Wolf  said  this  grant  will  be  used  to 
develop  authorizing  tools  in  order  to 
assist  teachers  in  rapidly  creating 
educational  programs  for  students. 

"We  want  teachers  to  be  able  to  do 
programs  on  their  own."  said  Wolf. 

An  additional  $2.5  million  that  TRP 
awarded  to  the  University  computer 
science  program,  Worcester  Polytech 
Institute,  and  the  Massachuseiis 
Biotechnology  Research  Institution 
will  provide  funding  for  the  schooK' 
work  to  form  the  Ma^sachusctl^ 


Bio-engineering  Center.  The  mtmcv 
was  also  used  to  develop  a  system 
teaching  students  ol  bio-  engineering 
uptlatcxi  RNA  and  DNA  infonnation 

Part  of  this  grant  will  also  be  u>cd 
to  retrain  those  involved  in  defense 
industries  that  have  been  laid  ull  .ind 
.lie  looking  to  enter  a  new  lieid  of 
biotechnology. 

"The  Held  ot  biuiechnolof!)  is  ihc 
fastest  growing  industry."  said  Wooll. 
"There  are  1 40  companies  now  and 
there  is  un  expected  20' .  >>niwlh  rate 
by  the  year  20t)0  " 

A  final  $12.7  iiiilliun  I  UP  ^-rdnl 
was  awarded  to  the  (.oIU^h-  of 
Engineering  and  Conipulei  science. 
UMass  Lowell,  Universitv  ui 
Connecticut,  University  ol  Rhode 
Island,  lliirllord  Graduate  Center. 
Ccnir.il  t  oniRvticui  Stale  Universily, 
the  t  (.)nricciii.ut  Comiminitv 
Tcchniciil  colle>;c  SnsIcmi.  Uniicil 
Technologies.  I. \i  in  p u  t  c  i  v  i  s  i  o  n . 
General  Electric.  Hasbro.  IHM/ISSC. 
Northeast  Utilities.  Southern  Sew 
England  Telephone  and  RaythciMi 

These  universities  and  coiiipdiin-s 
will  work  to  build  programs  to  help 

iucn  to  GRANTS  page  9 


Farmer 


continued  from  page  1 

will  be  to  improve  the  democratic  situation  and  said  many 

hkitians  are  unclear  what  the  intent  of  an  invasion  would  be. 

The  Uses  of  Haiti,  the  most  current  of  three  books  by 
Farmer,  was  written  when  he  was  unable  to  return  to 
Haiti  for  a  month  because  of  the  political  unrest.  Farmer 
said  the  book  is  in  response  to  the  continual  killing  in 
Haiti  and  also  to  what  he  said  is  the  media's  misrepresen- 
tation of  the  situation. 

The  introduction  of  Farmer's  book  was  done  by  Noam 
Chomsky,  a  linguistics  professor  at  the  Massachusetts 
Institute  for  Technology  and  an  expert  in  U.S.  foreign  pol- 
icy and  the  role  of  Ihe  media. 


in  1993,  Farmer  was  awarded  ihc  hlin  l>  .md 
Catherine  T.  MacArthur  Foundation  "genius  award"  in 
recognition  of  his  work. 

As  a  MacArthur  Fellow.  Fanner  donated  the  $220,000 
award  to  Partners  in  Health,  a  public  charity,  which  esiub- 
lished  the  Institute  lor  Health  and  Social  justice  and  the 
Thomas  |.  White  Prize,  which  honors  a  human  rights  activist 
working  for  social  justice  on  behalf  of  poor  communities 

Farmer's  speech  is  free  and  open  to  Ihe  public  iind  is 
sponsored  by  Traprotk  Peace  Center,  the  UMa.ss  cconi.in 
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on  WML  A  411   tM.  Paul  Caeeiaiore  will  h.r 
play-b>     pla>  dulie--,  while  Anhur  M.iplelon  Ir     a 
vide  coli.>r  eonimenlar\    The  |.io.uk.i-.i  will  begin  at  I  j  4  - 
p.ni  ,  It  niinules  belore  kiek  <..|l 


I  A   "i ,  ik.  icpoiimg  on  the  neguiiaiions 

beiucui  the  pla>ei-«  and  the  owners  Since  then,  with  no 
cikI  Io  ilie  sinke  in  ^iphl.  Morgan  lett  New  York  and  eon- 
liiiueil  111  wurk  on  related  ^lorie^  from  home.  He  awaited 
.Selig  '-  aiinouneemenl  un  Wednesday  so  he  could  wrnie  his 
la^l  ba-.ebail  ^lon  ol  the  season,  albeit  18  days  early. 

"Aiubod\  who  has  been  close  lo  the  situation  has  a 
general  idea  il  what '^  going  on.  The  owners  |did|  every- 
thing ilu\  v,ni  ivi  loree  what  happened  |Wednesday|, 
which  wa-  ,lo--ing  down  the  seascm,"  Horgan  said.  "And 
now  ihe\  I  -  I'oing  ki  go  alter  the  | players')  union." 

"Who  kiK\\ «  h>>w  long  this  thing  is  going  to  go  on?  The 
longer  11  goe--  on.  the  better  likelihood  there  is  that  the 
plj\erN  t!o-N  the  picket  line.  Once  that  starts  happening, 
a-,  we  saw  111  the  1987  jNalional  Football  League)  strike, 
ihc  union  k'^e-  il--  leverage  very  quickly." 

Il  ther.-  w.i-n  '  .1  --irike.  Morgan  would  cover  the  rest 

ihc  R.d  .s.  -  regular  season,  then  move  on  to  the 
pvst-sc  .\eniually  the  World  Series.  However, 


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on-field  leader,"  said  Rammel.  "Kevin  (Martin)  missed 
some  of  the  preseason,  but  he  had  his  best  game.  He 
worked  hard  on  and  off  the  ball  and  he  looked  to  gel 
behind  the  defense  and  be  dangerous." 

UMass  now  has  until  Wednesday,  Sept.  21  to  mull 
over  this  loss  and  lo  prepare  for  their  next  test,  the 
University  of  New  Hampshire  (3:50  p.m  at  Garber 
Field),  Their  rest  period  will  be  interrupted  this  Saturday 


when  they  will  scrimmage  UMass  soccer  alumni  (2:00  at 
Garber  Field). 

Hammel  said  they  will  be  in  for  another  tough  game 
against  UNH.  who  is  ranked  among  the  lop  three  in  New 
England. 

"UNH  has  a  great  team  and  it  is  going  to  be  a  tough 
test,  but  these  are  the  games  thai  we  need  to  win,"  said 
Hammel. 


,nt  —  no  games,  no  baseball,  no  sto- 

-^n't  really  affect  my  job.  but  it  lakes 
10  do."  Morgan  said.  "It  lakes  away 
:  tcitv  important  to  me.  I'm  angry  about 
people  are." 


University  of  Massachusetts  home  games  this  weekend 


VolleybaU 

UMass  Classic 
Friday,  Sept.  16 

UMass  v.  Brown 
Hartford  v.  Yale 
UMass  v.  Delavvare 

Saturday,  Sept.  1 7 

Hartford  v.  Brown 
Yale  V.  Delaware 
UMass  V.  Hartford 
Brown  v.  Delaware 
UMass  V.  Yale 


Women's  tennis 

Friday,  Sept.  1 6 
UMass  V.  Weslcyan 
4  p.in.       Saturday,  Sept.  17 
6  p.m.        UMass  v.  Hartfoitl 
8  p.m.       Sunday,  Sept  18 
UMass  V.  Vermont 
Men's  tennis 
10  a.m.       Friday.  Sept.  16 
12  p.m.        UMass  v.  Wesleyan 
2  p.m.        Women's  cross  country 
4  p.m.        Saturday,  Sept.  1 7 
6  p.m.        UMass  v.  Comiecticut/Maine 


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Researchers  find  global 
warming  still  a  threat 


By  H.  Josef  Hebert 

Associated  Press 


WASHINGTON  —  Industrial 
naiions  will  have  lo  go  well  beyond 
their  promises  at  the  1992  Earth 
Summit  if  global  warming  gases  arc 
to  be  stabilized  in  the  atmosphere, 
concludes  an  international  panel  of 
scientists. 

The  United  Nations  scientific  panel 
on  climate  change  Thursday  reaf- 
firmed its  findings  four  years  ago  thai 
without  substantially  curbing  so- 
called  greenhouse  gas  emissions,  there 
likely  will  be  a  significant  warming  of 
the  planet  late  in  the  next  century. 

But  the  new  group  went  further 
and  said  even  the  commitments  made 
so  far  by  industrial  nations  will  do  lit- 
tle to  stop  carbon  dioxide  and  other 
global  warming  gas  concentrations 
from  increasing. 

To  stabilize  carbon  dioxide  concen- 
trations at  even  double  today's  levels 
of  350  parts  per  million  over  the  next 
100  years  can  "be  attained  only  (if) 
....  emissions  eventually  drop  sub- 
stantially below  1990  levels."  the 
IPPC  panel  concluded.  That's  jwrtly 
because  these  gases  remain  in  the 
atmosphere  for  many  years. 

Carbon  dioxide  accounts  for  about 
60  percent  of  all  greenhouse  gases. 
They  are  so  called  because  like  a 


greenhouse  they  encase  the  planet 
and  eventually  may  cause  the  Earth  to 
warm  5  to  8  degrees  Fahrenheit, 
causing  serious  climate  and  social 
problems,  many  scientists  believe. 

Critics  of  the  global  warming  theo- 
ry have  argued  that  the  climate  mod- 
els used  to  make  warming  predictions 
are  imprecise  and  that  too  much  is 
still  unknown  about  the  issue  to 
reach  firm  conclusions. 

Copies  of  the  report  by  the 
Geneva-based  Intergovernmental 
Panel  on  Climate  Change  were  being 
circulated  by  various  environmental 
groups  in  Washington  and  elsewhere. 
The  panel  approved  the  report 
Thursday  at  a  meeting  in  Maastricht, 
the  Netherlands. 

"What  they've  concluded  is  that 
carbon  dioxide  emissions  must  be 
reduced  to  well  below  1990  levels  to 
stabilize  the  atmosphere,"  said  Daniel 
Lashof,  a  climate  specialist  at  the 
Natural  Resources  Defense  Council,  a 
private  environmental  group. 

At  the  same  time,  Lashof  and  other 
environmentalists  said  it's  not  at  all 
certain  the  United  States  and  many  of 
the  other  industrial  nation's  will 
achieve  even  the  stabilization  of  emis- 
sions promised  at  the  Rio  conference. 
Carbon  dioxide  comes  from  the  burn- 
ing of  fossil  fuels  in  everything  from 
cars  to  industrial  smokestacks. 


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Red  Cross  pumps  for  more  blood 


Friday,  September  16,  1994  /  l'a«e  9 


By  Matthew  Yarrows 

Collegian  Correspondent 

American  Red  Cross  officials  are  hoping  back  to  school 
for  the  University  of  Massachsetts  will  get  students'  blood 
pumping. 

There  is  a  shortage  of  blood  in  the  area  with  students 
being  gone  all  summer,  but  Colleen  Moren.  assistant 
manager  of  recruitment  for  the  Red  Cross,  hopes  once 
students  settle  into  their  semester  routine  they  will 
donate. 

"The  supply  will  remain  low  for  the  next  couple  of 
weeks."  said  Moren.  However,  she  expects  the  next  cou- 
ple of  weeks  to  be  slow  for  donations  with  students  mov- 
ing back  to  campus. 

Moren  attributes  the  shortfall  of  donor  turnout  to  the 
fact  that  many  people  are  busy  with  other  things  in  the 
first  few  days  of  the  semester.  She  also  pointed  out  that 
most  people  fail  to  realize  that  donating  blood  saves  lives. 

Summertime  is  difficult  to  maintain  a  blood  supply 
because  school  is  out  and  drives  are  not  held  when  there 
is  no  school.  Moren  said.  By  the  end  of  the  summer,  the 
blood  supply  is  usually  low. 

Moren  said  the  nationwide  blood  supply  is  low.  espe- 
cially the  negative  types,  but  both  positive  and  negative 
blood  types  arc  always  needed. 


lody  Liquorink.  a  recruitment  specialist  for  the  Red 
Cross,  said  the  Red  Cross  hopes  to  collect  at  least  I5U0 
units  of  blood  per  semester  from  drives  at  the 
University. 

Donated  blood  is  usually  used  within  a  few  days  of  its 
collection.  Cancer  therapy,  organ  transplants  and  many 
other  surgeries  require  blood  obtained  from  blood  drives. 
Blood  that  is  donated  at  the  University  will  be  used  in 
hospitals  and  medical  facilities  statewide. 

Liquornik  said  UMass  is  the  single  largest  collegiate 
supplier  of  blood  from  Massachusetts  to  Maine. 

"The  students  are  very  generous,"  Liquornik  said. 

Approximately  40  blood  drives  are  held  each  year  on 
campus. 

Although  donations  are  normally  low  so  soon  after  the 
start  of  the  school  year,  Liquornik  said  every  donation  is 
important. 

"Donating  blood  is  the  most  important  thing  you  can 
do."  Liquornik  said.  "Every  donation  counts." 

The  next  Red  Cross  blooid  drive  on  campus  will  be  held 
on  Sep.  20  and  Sep.  21.  More  blood  drives  are  scheduled 
for  late  September  and  throughout  October. 

The  Red  Cross  is  always  in  need  of  groups  that  are  will- 
ing to  sponsor  blood  drives.  People  interested  in  recruit- 
ing projects  or  staffing  desks  can  contact  |ody  Liquornik 
at  the  Red  Cross. 


Homeowner  must  pay  damages  in 
accidental  exchange  student  slaying 


By  LESUE  ZGANJAR 

Associated  Press 


BATON  ROUGE,  La.  —  A  homeowner  was  ordered  to 
pay  $653,000  Thursday  to  the  parents  of  a  Japanese 
exchange  student  who  was  shot  to  death  in  1992  when  he 
went  lo  the  wrong  door  while  looking  for  a  Halloween  party. 

Stale  District  |udge  Bill  Brown  rejected  Rodney  Peairs' 
explanation  that  he  thought  16-year-old  Yoshihiro  Hattori 
was  a  lunatic  bent  on  hurting  him  and  his  family. 

"There  is  no  justification  that  the  killing  was  necessary 
lo  save  himself  or  his  family,"  Brown  ruled  in  a  lawsuit 
filed  by  the  boy's  parents. 

Peairs,  32.  was  acquitted  of  manslaughter  last  year  in 
the  slaying,  which  reinforced  the  United  Slates'  image  in 
lapan  as  a  land  of  gunslingers. 

Masaichi  and  Mieko  Hattori.  who  had  asked  for  as 


much  as  $890,000,  plan  to  give  the  money  to  a  founda- 
tion they  set  up  in  their  son's  name  to  foster  understand- 
ing between  the  United  Stales  and  japan. 

"Although  the  verdict  was  in  our  favor,  the  hole  in  my 
heart  will  always  be  there  forever."  Mrs.  Hattori  said.  And 
in  a  plea  lo  the  American  people,  she  said:  "Please 
decrease  the  number  of  handguns  as  much  as  possible." 

Hallori  was  shot  after  he  and  the  son  of  his  host  par- 
ents got  lost  while  looking  for  a  Halloween  party.  Hattori 
was  dressed  in  a  |ohn  Travolta-style  disco  costume  -  a 
while  tuxedo  and  an  open-collar  shin. 

The  teen-ager,  who  spoke  little  English,  didn't  slop 
when  Peairs  shouted,  "Freeze!"  Peairs  opened  fire  vnih  a 
.44-caliber  Magnum  handgun. 

Peairs  didn't  use  the  "extraordinary  care"  required  by 
law  for  using  a  gun,  and  neither  Hattori  nor  his  host  fami- 
ly bears  any  blame,  the  judge  said. 


Chavis  ponders  reasons  for  dismissal 


By  SOmA  ROSS 

Associated  Press 


WASHINGTON  —  Benjamin  Chavis'  face  has  that 
dazed  look  of  the  suddenly  unemployed  as  he  goes 
over  and  over  what  he  says  is  the  real  reason  he  was 
fired  as  executive  director  of  the  NAACP.  I  was  try- 
ing to  break  down  the  elitism.'  he  said  "They  didn't 
think  I  was  going  to  build  up  membership  that  fast.  If 
I  was  doing  something  so  wild,  why  did  all  those  peo- 
ple join?" 

Nowhere  in  this  self-evaluation  is  what  others 
believe  was  his  fatal  miscuc:  He  signed  a  $332,400 
settlement  to  resolve  sex  discrimination  claims  by 
former  employee  Mary  Stansel  without  telling  the 
board  of  directors  and  at  a  time  when  a  $3  million 
budget  deficit  threatened  lo  swallow  the  NAACP 
whole. 

This  was  part  of  the  "accumulation  of  things'  that 
Board  Chairman  William  Gibson  .said  helped  seal 
Chavis'  fate  on  Aug.  20,  when  he  was  fired  for 
indulging  in  "conduct  inimical"  to  the  NAACP's  sur- 
vival. 

In  an  interview,  Chavis  dismissed  the  notion  of  an 
accumulation.  He  is  convinced  he  was  fired  for  trying 
to  take  the  NAACP  away  from  the  civil  rights  main- 
stream and  out  to  the  cutting  edge,  to  make  it  relevant 
again. 

"The  Stansel  lawsuit  was  used  as  a  ploy.'  he  said. 
"This  is  about  disagreement  in  the  African-American 
community  about  which  way  the  movement  should 
go,  should  our  movement  be  middle  class  and  main- 
strean).. 

"African-Americans  were  drowning  in  the  main- 
stream. I  was  on  a  rescue  mission.' 

Gibson  declined  to  comment  on  Chavis'  statements. 


citing  Chavis'  lawsuit  seeking  reinstatement  for  the 
remainder  of  his  3-year  contract.  A  court  hearing  is 
scheduled  for  late  October,  and  both  sides  are  trying  to 
negotiate  a  settlement. 

However.  Gibson  did  reiterate  the  NAACP's  inten- 
tion to  stick  to  the  mission  stated  at  its  founding  85 
years  ago  by  a  collection  of  black  and  white  activists;  to 
remove  the  vestiges  of  segregation  and  exclusion  that 
thwart  black  progress  in  America. 

"We  will  continue  to  pursue  il,"  Gibson  said. 

For  the  moment,  a  rudderiess  Chavis  is  pouring  his 
energy  into  the  National  African-American  Leadership 
Summit,  an  effort  to  unite  black  activists  behind  a  com- 
mon agenda.  He  denies  he  is  trying  to  rival  the 
NAACP. 

Chavis'  steps  away  from  the  NAACP's  middleclii-^ 
base  —  and  his  tendency  not  to  tell  his  bosses  or  even 
NAACP  chapters  what  he  was  doing  —  fed  fear  that  he 
would  push  integrationists  out  of  the  NAACP  and  fill  it 
with  separatists  and  radicals. 

At  least  two  other  factors  played  to  Chavis'  downfall: 

•  He  endorsed  the  North  American  Free  Trade 
Agreement,  which  the  NAACP  opposed. 

•  He  said  "it  was  a  mistake"  to  deny  Nation  of  Islam 
leader  Louis  Farrakhan  a  chance  to  speak  at  last  year's 
30th  anniversary  March  on  Washington,  despite  objec 
tions  from  a  board  member  that  this  would  offend  the 
NAACP's  Jewish  supporters. 

But  it  was  contact  between  Chavis  and  left  wing 
activists  that  made  many  on  the  board  feel  he  had  gone 
too  far.  Without  telling  the  board.  Chavis  met  with 
about  40  black  nationalists  to  get  their  perspectives  on 
the  direction  the  NAACP  should  take. 

Chavis  insists  he  gave  NAACP  officials  plenty  of 
notice  that  he  intended  to  steer  the  NAACP  to  the  left 
to  address  neglected  factions  of  black  America. 


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By  Michott!  Flasman 
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LOS  ANGELES  —  Final  DNA  tests  point  lo  O  |  Simpson 
as  the  source  of  at  leasl  two  drops  of  bluud  in  a  trail  leading 
fi\)m  the  crime  scene,  and  a  hair  found  on  one  victim's  biKly 
came  from  a  black  person,  sources  said  Thurstlay. 

Meanwhile.  Simpson's  lawyers  are  considering  calling 
as  witnesses  his  younger  children,  including  his  8  ycarnkl 
daughter,  who  reportedly  told  police  she  "heard  Moinin>> 
best  friend"  the  night  of  the  slayings. 

The  genetic  test  results  on  two  drops  of  blood,  first 
reported  in  Thursday's  Los  Angeles  Times,  were  forward 
ed  to  the  Simpson  defense  and  confirm  preliminary  results 
reported  last  month  by  prosecutors,  sources  speaking  on 
condition  of  anonymity  told  The  Associated  Press. 

The  sources  said  there  was  nothing  new  in  the  latest 
results,  which  the  defense  plans  to  attack  as  unreliable 
because  of  sloppy  police  and  lab  work. 

Simpson,  47,  is  charged  with  murder  in  the  June  12 
slashing  deaths  of  his  ex-wife  Nicole  Brown  Simpson  and 
her  friend  Ronald  Goldman. 

A  hair  whose  existence  was  never  previously  reported  in  the 
media  was  found  on  Goldman's  clothing  and  mutches  llul  ul 
a  black  ptTSon,  the  sources  told  the  AP.  The  strand  is  being 
analyzed  to  dclcTminc  whether  it  matches  Simpson's  hair 

But  Ihe  finding  may  work  in  the  defense's  lavor,  the 
sources  said,  becau.se  if  prosecutors  try  to  argue  the  hair  is 
Simpson's,  the  defense  can  ask  why  only  one  hair  was 
found  on  the  body  when  presumably  the  attacker  would 
have  lost  more  in  a  struggle. 

Earlier,  authorities  said  they  had  found  a  hiack  persi)n's 
hairs  in  a  ski  cap  at  the  crime  scene  outside  Ms  Simpson's 
condominium. 

The  sources  also  said  no  final  decision  had  been  made 
on  whether  to  have  Ms.  Simpson's  children.  Sydney,  8. 
and  Justin,  b,  testify  at  the  trial,  scheduled  to  start  with 
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Page  11  I  Friday,  September  16,  1W4 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Sports 


Parker,  Minutemen  poised  to  take  on  Crusaders 


By  Andrew  Bryce 

Collegian  StoH 


Brcon  Parker  has  nidde  an  impact. 

The  siar  comerbacli  did  it  on  the  junior  college  level  at 
Nassau  Community  College,  and  now  he  is  doing  it  at  the 
University  of  Massaehusells. 

For  the  Minutemen's  sake,  Parker  will  hopefully  make 
the  s.iine  impact  tomorrow  afternoon  at  Fitton  Field  in 
\\  iirccsicr,  MA  when  Massachusetts  lakes  on  the 
Crusiitlcrs  of  Holy  Cross  at  I  p.m. 

As  \vr  Parker,  he  has  shaped  himself  into  an 
AII-.American  candidate  after  picking  off  seven  passes  last 
season,  good  enough  for  third  in  the  Yankee  Conference 
and  eighth  nationally,  lust  one  year  under  the  Minutemen 
system,  and  Parker  is  considered  one  of  the  best  in  the 
nation  at  his  p>osition. 

Parker  likes  the  preseason  accolades,  but  doesn't  get 
caught  up  in  it. 

"I  didn't  really  expect  any  of  this,'  said  Parker.  "I  just 
play  as  hard  as  I  can  play.  I  can't  really  choose  those 
things,  they're  out  of  my  power.  I  just  keep  it  in  the  back 
of  my  mind,  and  it'll  be  something  to  look  back  on  when 
I'm  done. 

"At  the  same  time,  all  of  this  is  because  of  the  other 
guys,  as  well." 

Parker,  who  was  the  Division  l-AA  and  Sports 
lltusiraied  Division  I  Defensive  Player  of  the  Week  after 
intercepting  three  passes  and  returning  one  for  a  TD 
against  Rhode  Island  last  season,  no  doubt  has  the  athletic 
ability. 

Minutemen  coach  Mike  Hodges  knew  the  5-fool  10, 
180-  pound  Parker  had  the  athletic  strengths  when  he 
arrived,  and  he  has  seen  exceptional  improvement  in  his 
decision-making  in  the  secondary. 

"Breon's  an  excellent  defensive  back,"  said  Hodges. 
"He's  playing  like  a  veteran.  He's  learning  to  rely  not 
only  on  his  athletic  ability,  but  he's  also  a  smart 
ballplayer," 

Parker  sees  the  difference  between  the  |UCO  level  to 
Division  l-AA.  He  has  seen  it  get  tougher  —  and  he  has 
adjusted  pretty  well  to  it  in  just  over  a  year  and  a  half  of 
being  a  Minuteman. 

"I  remember  coming  here  for  spring  practice  [of 
19931,  and  seeing  a  difference  between  the  two,'  said 
Parker,  "in  junior  college,  we  just  blitzed  most  of  the 
time,  covering  one  man.  Here,  you  have  to  watch  the 
tight  end,  you  have  to  read  the  other  guys  as  well  as  the 
quarterback." 

"It  took  some  time,  but  in  spring  practice,  you  learn 


Beaten  by  baseball 


By  Arlhur  Staplelon  Jr. 

Collegian  Staff 


Breon  Parker  is  an  All-America  candidate  at  cornerback.  tor  UMass. 


OURTIST  UMA5S  MtDIA  MLATION: 


how  to  deal  with  it.  Right  about  now,  I'm  used  to  most  of 
it." 

Parker  is  also  getting  used  to  making  big-time  plays,  as 
well.  Hodges  recalls  how  Parker  sometimes  may  play  out 
of  position,  but  ends  up  making  the  play  on  many  occa- 
sions. 

"(Breon)  has  a  knack  for  making  the  big  plays,"  said 
Hodges.  "I've  been  a  here  a  long  time,  and  I  have  seen  a 
lot  of  comers,  and  this  guy  can  really  play." 

"I  really  couldn't  tell  you  (what's  going  on  in  my 
mind),"  said  Parker.  "It's  just  playing,  being  instinctive, 
working  hard  as  I  can.  At  the  same  time,  you  can't  worry 
about  the  outcome." 

Parker  and  his  main  secondary  mate,  senior  Tony 
Williams,  compliment  each  other.  While  Parker  garnered 
the  most  interceptions  on  the  Minutemen  last  season. 


Williams  tied  for  the  team-lead  in  forced  fumbles  with 
three.  Both  just  step  it  up  a  notch  at  the  most  opportune 
times. 

'It's  like  a  mirror  image,"  said  Parker.  "I  look  over 
there,  and  Tony  can  make  the  big  plays.  Sometimes  we 
mn  over  to  each  other  after  a  big  play,  or  I  just  look  up, 
and  point  the  finger. 

"We  just  keep  each  other  going." 

As  far  as  this  season  is  concerned,  Parker  knows  that 
practices  are  key  in  the  Minutemen's  success. 

"We  have  a  lot  of  young  players,  so  we're  trying  to  take 
it  practice  by  practice.  After  that,  we'll  worry  about  the 
team  we're  playing  next.  We  cannot  afford  to  look  down 
the  line,"  said  Parker. 

Turn  to  PARKER,  page  8 


Sean  Horgan  should  not  have  been  in  Amherst 
last  Wednesday  afternoon.  He  should  have  been  in 
Boston,  readying  for  a  trip  to  Fenway  Park. 

However,  instead  of  seeing  the  Baltimore  Orioles 
and  the  Boston  Red  Sox  play  baseball,  Horgan  was 
in  Rafters  having  lunch  with  the  chair  of  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  journalism  department 
Howard  Ziff  due  to  the  Major  League  Baseball  play- 
ers'  strike.  Only  two  hours  later,  MLB's 
acting-Commissioner  Bud  Selig  called  for  the  end 
of  the  season,  which  included  the  cancellation  of 
the  World  Series. 

Horgan.  the  Red  Sox  beat  writer  for  the  Hartford 
Courant  and  a  1979  graduate  of  the  University  of 
Massachusetts,  reminisced  with  Ziff,  his  former 
profess<ir.  about  UMass  alums  Peter  Pascarelli  and 
Steve  Buckley:  simultaneously  in  Milwaukee,  Selig 
sent  a  fax  v.'hich  wiped  out  the  Worid  Series  for  the 
first  time  since  1904. 

Throughout  the  strike,  fans  spent  the  time  arm- 
ing about  which  side  was  at  fault  for  the  strike. 
According  to  Horgan,  the  media  was  expected  to 
choose  sides  as  well;  he  said  he  believed  many 
reporters  would  side  with  the  players. 

"I  think  the  media  in  general  is  like  everyone  else, 
in  that  [we]  are  just  disgusted  with  both  sides,"  said 
Horgan.  "I  think  if  you  took  a  vole,  the  media 
would  probably  come  down  on  the  side  of  the  play- 
ers; but  it's  a  win  on  points,  there's  no  knock-out 
here." 

When  the  strike  hit  36  days  ago,  Horgan's  role  as 
beat  writer  suddenly  changed  from  covering  a  sport 
to  covering  labor  negotiations.  He  said  it  wasn't  too 
difficult  to  make  the  transition. 

"It's  a  funny  thing  about  being  a  sportswriter. 
Newspapers  ask  sportswriters  to  do  a  lot  of  differ- 
ent types  of  reporting,"  said  Horgan,  who  began  his 
career  as  a  business  writer  for  the  Greenfield 
Recorder,  the  first  of  several  stops  before  landing 
the  spot  with  the  Courant.  "We're  asked  to  cover 
games,  we're  asked  to  be  financial  writers  (in  order 
to  deal  with]  contracts  and  franchises,  and  we're 
asked  to  cover  labor  stories." 

For  the  first  two  weeks  of  the  strike.  Horgan 

Turn  to  BASEBALL,  page  8 


Men's  soccer  loses  to  Connecticut 


By  Brian  Gormley 

Collegion  Staff 


UConn 


UMass     0 


The  University  of  Massachusetts 
men's  soccer  team  missed  their 
chance  to  avenge  last  season's  1-0 
k)ss  to  the  University  of  Connecticut, 
dropping  a  2-0  decision  to  the 

Huskies 

Wednesday 

night 
L'  C  o  n  n  , 

ranked  fourth 
in  New  England,  upended  the  sev- 
enth-ranked Minutemen  with 
unassisted  goals  b>  Dan  Sapieriza 
at  5:57  of  the  first  haif  and  b>  Eric 
Barbieri  at  6806  of  the  second 
half.  UConn  goalkeeper  Sloan 
Spaeth  had  five  saves 

The  Huskies  improved  iheir 
record  to  ?-l-0  while  the 
Minutemen  dropped  to  2-2-1 

UMass  Assistant  Coach  Steve 
Rammcl  said  the  Minutemen  were 


not  able  to  match  the  solid  play  of 
Connecticut. 

"1  don't  think  we  played  well, 
not  as  well  as  we  have  and  not  as 
well  as  we  can,"  said  Rammel. 
"Connecticut  came  to  play.  They 
are  very  predictable,  their  athletes 
are  very  stro[\g  and  they  are,  for 
the  most  part,  fast." 

The  shutout  was  not  caused  by  a 
lack  of  scoring  opportunities. 
UMass  matched  Connecticut's  13 
shots-on-  goal  but  were  unable  to 
convert  on  these  opportunities. 
Freshman  forward  Mike  Butler  had 
the  Minutemen's  best  chance  to 
break  into  the  scoring  column  early 
in  the  first  half,  when  his  shot  from 
I  5  yards  out  glanced  just  wide  of 
the  net. 

Rammel  said  the  reason  they 
were  unable  to  convert  on  any  of 
those  1 3  scoring  opportunities  had 
more  to  do  with  UMass  having  an 
off  night  than  anything  special 


done  by  the  Huskies.  He  also  said 
that  the  team  needed  someone  to 
step  up  and  lead  the  Minutemen  on 
a  scoring  drive. 

"Last  night  we  needed  a  guy  to 
say.  'I'll  be  the  guy,  I'll  win  the 
game.'  We're  down  1-0,  but  there 
is  still  plenty  of  time."  he  said. 
"We  let  one  slip  away,  and  I  hope 
it  does  not  come  back  to  hurt  us  at 
the  end  of  the  season." 

Rammel  did  .say  he  was  pleased 
by  the  play  of  senior  goalkeeper 
Mark  Wolf  (six  saves),  junior 
defenders  Benny  Sheally  and  Dan 
Chagnon  and  sophomore  midfield- 
er Kevin  Martin. 

'Mark  (Wolf]  has  been  consis- 
tent from  day  one.  he  is  a  solid 
player  and  he  has  done  everything 
we  have  asked.  Benny  (Sheally)  has 
matured  with  each  game  and  Dan 
Chagnon   is  a  winner  and  an 

Turn  to  SOCCER,  page  8 


Ineligibility  may  cause  men's  tennis 
to  forfeit  against  Wesleyan  College 


By  Jamw  D.  Bsorse 

Collegian  Staff 


It's  already  match  point  against  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  men's 
tennis  team  even  before  the  opening 
serve  today  at  Boyden  courts  against 
Wesleyan  College. 

According  to  Coach  |udy  Dixon, 
three  UMass  players  are  ineligible  to 
play  today,  threatening  a  UMass  forfeit. 
Among  the  three  incligiblcs  is  top 
seed  senior  Tim  Lipsky.  Lipsky  took 
the  year  off  last  year  and  took  classes  in 
Denmark.  According  to  Dixon,  under 
the  new  NCAA  Clearinghouse  eligibili- 
ty rules,  Lipsky's  Denmark  credits  must 
transfer  before  he  is  able  to  play. 

"It's  frustrating,  I  have  mounds  of 
paper  work  that  makes  it  nearly  impos- 
sible to  get  ready,"  said  Dixon.  "Now  I 
don't  know  if  I'll  have  enough  warm 
bodies  on  the  team  to  save  a  forfeit." 

Dixon  is  not  optimistic  about  a 
UMass  victory  over  Wesleyan  if  she 


Deion  Sanders  signs  with  the  San  Francisco  49ers 


cannot  get  all  three  of  her  players  eli- 
gible by  3  p.m. 

"I've  already  spent  too  much  time 
on  trying  to  get  my  players  eligible 
and  all  the  paper  work  in  oppose  to 
getting  them  ready,"  said  Dixon. 

Along  with  top  seed  Lipsky,  No.  4 
seed  lustin  Lynn,  and  No.  6  seed  Eric 
Peters  are  also  in  danger  of  having  to 
sit  out  today's  match. 

'Lynn  is  a  transfer  student  stricken 
with  transfer  credit  problems  because 
he  didn't  graduate  from  his  commu- 
nity college."  said  Dixon. 

Peters  is  currently  spending  most  of 
his  time  in  Whitmore  this  week  instead 
of  on  the  court  trying  to  get  a  grade 
change  in  order  to  be  eligible  to  play. 

Dixon  needs  at  least  1  out  of  the  3 
players  to  be  eligible  to  stop  a  forfeit. 

The  eligibility  crisis  has  forced  the 
possibility  of  freshman  Kiclh  Kellog  to 
play  today.  Dixon  will  also  have  to  mix 
match  doubles  partners  in  order  to  have 
enough  teams  to  play  all  the  matches. 


Despite  UMass's  eligibility  prob- 
lems, the  team  will  have  a  tough  test 
against  Wesleyan  that  will  be  decided 
on  the  "lower  ladder'  of  the  seeds, 
according  to  Dixon. 

"What  will  determine  if  we  win 
will  come  in  the  No.  4,  No.  5,  and 
No.  6  seeds  and  the  No.  2  and  No.  3 
doubles,"  said  Dixon. 

UMass  played  Wesleyan  for  the 
first  time  last  year  squeaking  out  a 
close  5—4  victory. 

Looking  bt^ond  the  eligibility  prob- 
lems. Dixon  is  excited  about  the 
upcoming  year  with  a  goal  of  having  a 
winning  record.  UMass  went  8-10  last 
year  finishing  th  in  the  Atlantic  10. 

This  year.  Dixon  is  optimistic  of 
the  team  being  5-2  by  the  end  of  the 
fall  to  prepare  for  a  tough  spring 
schedule.  Dixon  also  hopes  to  finish 
at  least  sixth  in  the  Atlantic  10. 

"We  should  have  a  winning  season, 
they  know  what's  expected  of  them." 
said  Dixon. 


By  Dennis  Georgolos 

AsKxiotad  Press 


SANTA  CLARA,  Calif.  —  Deion  Sanders  went 
from  jobless  baseball  player  to  well-paid  defensive 
back  yesterday  with  the  stroke  of  a  pen. 

Sanders  formally  signed  a  one-year,  $1.1  million 
contract  with  the  San  Francisco  49crs.  He  could 
make  an  additional  $750,000  in  incentives. 

"This  is  truly  a  dream  come  true,"  Sanders  said 
at  a  news  conference. 

The  flamboyant  Sanders  said  money  was  not 
much  of  a  factor  in  his  decision,  and  he  accepted 
less  to  play  for  the  49ers. 

"Winning  was  a  factor  and  I  know  we're  going  to 
win  in  San  Francisco,"  he  said.  "They've  won  four 
Super  Bowls  I'm  here  to  make  it  five  " 

The  signing  ended  his  free-agent  tour  where  it 
started.  San  Francisco  was  the  first  of  several 
National  Football  League  teams  he  visited  after 
the  baseball  strike  began  Aug.  12  He  was  playing 
in  the  outfield  for  the  Cincinnati  Reds  until  the 
walkout,  and  delayed  signing  an  NFL  contract 
until  the  baseball  season  was  canceled  on 
Wedncsdav. 


Sanders,  who  took  part  in  a  light  workout  with 
his  new  team  this  morning,  appeared  at  the  news 
conference  in  a  49ers  sweatshirt  and  shorts. 

Sanders  will  wear  No.  21,  the  same  number  he 
wore  last  season  with  the  Atlanta  Falcons. 

San  Francisco  coach  George  Seifert  recalled  it 
was  the  same  number  worn  by  former  49cps  cor- 
nerback Eric  Wright,  one  of  the  best  defensive 
backs  in  the  club's  history. 

"Now  Deion  is  going  to  take  this  (number)  to 
new  heights."  Seifert  said. 

Sanders  said  he  hoped  to  play  in  Sunday's  game 
against  the  Los  Angeles  Rams,  but  added,  "We're 
going  to  leave  that  up  to  the  coach  here"  as  he  pal- 
led Seifert  on  the  back. 

In  another  move,  the  49ers  signed  former  Pro 
Bowl  defensive  end  Charles  Mann,  who  was 
released  by  the  Washington  Redskins.  Waived  were 
cornerback  Adrian  Hardy  and  defensive  tackle 
Artie  Smith,  both  second-year  players. 

In  their  bid  to  sign  Sanders,  the  49ers  fr«ed  $1.3 
million  under  the  salary  cap  by  restructuring  the 
contracts  of  linebackers  Gary  Plummer  and  Ken 
Norton  and  safety  Tim  McDonald. 

lust  two  weeks  ago,  49ers  president  Carmen 


Policy  said  the  49ers  couldn't  afford  Sanders 
because  of  salary-cap  constraints.  Sanders  becomes 
the  sixth  defensive  free  agent  added  to  the  team. 
San  Francisco  (1-1)  earlier  added  Norton. 
Plummer.  Toi  Cook.  Rickey  Jackson  and  Richard 
Dent. 

Seifert  has  called  Sanders  the  best  defensive 
back  in  the  game  today.  Players  agreed  his  addition 
will  make  a  huge  difference  and  believe  he'll  fit 
right  in  with  the  team. 

"He's  a  hard  worker  and  a  great  talent.  A  lot  of 
that  other  stuff  is  just  show."  said  tight  end  Brent 
lones. 

'Deion's  a  great  player  and  he  brings  a  lot."  said 
McDonald,  who  was  among  the  players  agreeing  to 
renegotiated  contracts.  "He  brings  excellent  man  to 
man  coverage  skills.  He  brings  a  lot  of  charisma 
and  a  lot  of  excitement  and  I  think  he's  all  business 
once  he  steps  on  the  football  field." 

"He's  another  Pro  Bowler.  You've  got  to  like 
that."  added  Plummer.  'They  (49crs  coaches)  con- 
sider him  to  be  the  premier  cover  comer  in  the 
league.  Everyone  knows  it's  a  big  blow  losing 
Richard  Dent  (to  a  knee  injury),  so  here's  a  guy 
that  could  add  another  dimension  to  your  defense.' 


Coi/egian  picks  25  most  important  people  in  sports 

Followins     suit     from     Snnrtt       Hr>ivi«    r^^.iA^,^A r  .l-  i l:        ■         „   .    .    .  


Following  suit  from  Sports 
lllustraled's  40  most  important  peo- 
ple in  sports  since  1954,  the 
Collegian  sports  staff  has  compiled  a 
list  of  the  top  25  most  important 
people  in  sports  since  1980,  the  goal 
being  to  make  it  from  our  genera- 
tion. 

Unlike  ,S7.  wc  have  no  horses 
included. 

1.  Michael  (orilan  -  Considered  by 
many  to  be  the  greatest  basketball 
player  to  ever  play  in  the  NBA.  He 
cut  his  brilliant  career  short  to  try  his 
hand  at  baseball. 

2.  Earvin  'Magic'  fohnsofi  - 
Ct»-<;aptain  of  the  Dream  Team,  led 
the  Lakers  to  five  NBA  titles  in  his 
career. 

S.  Larry  Bird  -  Resurrected  the 
Celtics  championship  tradition  and 
helped  lead  them  to  three  titles, 

4.  )oc  Montana  -  Led  the 
SanFrancisco  49ers  to  four  Super 


Bowls.  Considered  one  of  the  best 
quarterbacks  ever. 

5.  Wayne  Grctzky  -  Holds  every 
major  NHL  scoring  record,  turning 
the  Edmonton  Oilers  into  a  dynasty. 

6.  Nolan  Ryan  -  Major  league 
baseball's  all-time  strike  out  leader. 

7.  Mike  Tyson  -  Flamboyant 
heavyweight  boxing  champion 
Currently  in  pnson  for  rape. 

8.  Carl  Lewis  -  Ruled  the  sprinting 
world  for  a  decade  and  has  the  most 
ever  wins  in  the  long  jump. 

9.  Martina  Navralilova  -  "Queen 
of  Centre  Court."  Considered  by 
many  to  be  the  greatest  women's  ten- 
nis player  ever. 

10.  David  Stem  -  As  commisioner 
of  the  NBA,  brought  league  to  its 
greatest  heights. 

11.  Pete  Roac  -  Baseball's  all-time 
hit  leader,  banned  for  gambling. 

12.  Cal  Ripken  |r.-  Baseball  s 
most    consistent     shortstop,    is 


approaching  Lou  Gehrig's  consecu- 
tive game  streak. 

13.  ferry  Rice  -  Greatest  wide 
receiver  ever  Barring  injury  he  will 
shatter  the  record  book  before  he 
retires. 

14.  Lawrence  Taylor  -  Redefined 
linebacker  position.  Helped  lead 
Giants  to  two  Super  Bowls. 

n.  Waller  Payion  -  NFL's 
all-lime  leading  rusher. 

16.  Peter  Ueberroth  -  Baseball 
Commissioner.  President  of  the 
Olympic  Committee 

17.  |ohn  McEnroe  -  Tennis  has 
not  been  the  same  since  the  fiamboy- 
ant  McEnroe  called  it  quits. 

18.  lackie  loyncr-Kertce  -  Top 
heptalhalctcof  all  time. 

19.  Peic  Rozellc  -  Helped  raise  the 
NFL  into  the  institutional  success 
that  it  is  today. 

20.  Mike  Kriyzcwski  -  Coached 
Duke  University  to  back  to  back 


NCAA  basketball  titles  in  1991  and 
1992. 

21 .  Bill  Walsh  -  Turned  49ere  into 
the  "team  of  the  SO's."  His  offensive 
scheme  is  still  widely  used. 

22.  limmy  lohnson  -  Coached 
Cowboys  to  two  Super  Bowls  and 
the  Miami  Hurricanes  to  a  NCAA 
title. 

23.  Sleffi  Graf  -  Dominated 
women's  tennis  in  '80's  and  90's. 

24.  Mike  Eruzionc  -  Scored  game 
winning  goal  against  the  Russians  in 
the  1980  Olympics  as  the  U.S. 
shocked  the  world  to  lake  the  gold 
medal. 

25.  Bob  Cotlas  -  Sporlscaster  of 
the  1980's  and  I990's.  Considered 
one  of  the  best  minds  in  sports  jour- 
nalism. 

Any  comments  on  this  will  be  wel- 
comed. Send  them  with  name  and 
phone  number  to  1  1  3  Campus 
Center  Basement. 


Heads  up! 


N*IH»N  MMTM/  COtlfCWN 

Giza  Rivera  and  the  rest  of  the  UMass  Volleyball  team  will  be  look- 
ing to  keep  their  undefeated  record  alive  this  weekend  at  the  UMass 
Classic. 


Sports  Notice: 

There  will  be  open  tryouts  for  anyone  interested 
in  the  University  of  Massachusetts  Diving  Team 
starting  next  Monday  night.  The  tryout  schedule  is: 
Monday,  Wednesday  and  Friday  7-9  p.m. 
Tuesday  and  Thursday  6-7:30  p.m. 
For  more  information,  call  Guy  Pollino  5-1813  or 
549-4251. 
— ■ i-'j^ia- — 


Holy  Cross  descimoted 
by  UMoss  Minutemen 

Led  by  the  308  yards  from  Fank 
Alessio  and  Rene  Ingoglia,  UMass 
pounded  Holy  Cross  32-0  for  its  first 
win  of  the  year.  (Story  page  8). 


^e  streak  goes  on" 
for  woman's  soccer 

Two  Alt-American  candidates  pro- 
pel Minutewomen  to  fifth  straight 
win.  Women's  soccer  struts  it's  stuff 
once  again.  (Story  on  page  8). 


Stereolab,  Johnston 
release  new  records 

Stereolab  takes  pop  music  in  a  new 
direction,  while  Indie  cult  hero  Daniel 
lohnston  releases  his  major  label  debut. 
(Arts  and  Living,  page  S). 


Weekend  Forecast 

Mostly  sunny,  high  65  to  70. 
Northwest  wind  10  to  20  mph.  Clear 
and  cool  tonight,  low  around  40. 
Expect  sunny  and  mild  weather 
Tuesday  and  Wednesday. 


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HIGH:  65 
LOW:  50 


High:  70 
low:  55 


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The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  5 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Doily  Since  1967 


Monday,  September  19,  1994 


Local  schools  to  address  racism 


lES^KA  TAVIItNA  /  COILECIAN 

A  young  girl  attends  Saturday's  rally  on  the  Amherst  Common  to  speak  out  against  racism  in  Amherst  public 
schools. 


By  Jessica  Tovema 

Cotleglon  Staff 


Following  an  altempied  assault  on  an  Amherst  lunior 
High  School  girl,  members  of  the  community  and  local 
area  met  to  protest  the  attack  and  discuss  change. 

The  Amhcr<t  Community  of  Concerned  Parents. 
Students  and  Educators  held  a  rally  Saturday  afternoon  to 
address  the  issue  of  racism  in  Amherst's  public  schcx>ls. 
There  is  a  history  of  racial  harassment  in  the  schools  that 
have  allegedly  been  neglected  by  the  administration. 

"Last  year  there  was  a  walk-out.  loo.  They  told  us 
they'd  wait  for  another  incident  to  happen,  and  then 
they'd  lake  care  of  it,"  Danielle  Lesure.  a  ninth  grade  stu- 
dent at  Amherst  junior  High.  said.  "You  wail  for  another 
incident  and  someone  could  be  dead." 

The  rally  came  in  response  lo  a  racial  incident  that 
took  place  at  the  Amherst  junior  High  School  last  Monday 
in  which  an  eighih  grade  student  was  allegedly  strangled. 

Officials  will  not  release  the  student's  name. 

Dr.  Gus  Sayer.  superintendent  of  the  Amherst-Pelham 
Regional  School  District,  said  the  student,  a  Black 
Muslim,  received  several  threatening,  racist  letters  over  a 
tha-e  day  period.  The  letters  consisted  of  racist  material, 
all  were  signed  "KKK"  and  one  letter  had  a  picture  of  a 
Negro  that  had  been  hanged,  he  said. 

L^st  Monday.  Saycr  said  the  girl  was  allegedly  assaulted 
in  the  giH's  bathroom. 

"On  Monday  at  midday  the  giH  reported  that  while  she 
was  in  a  bathroom,  two  other  girls  came  up  behind  her. 
covered  her  eyes  and  mouth,  tightened  a  scarf  around  her 
neck  and  threatened  her."  Sayer  said. 

The  Amherst  Police  Department  was  notified  of  the 
assault  and  is  now  investigating  the  case  along  with  the 
school  department  administration. 

The  girl  was  not  physically  injured  and  did  not  receive 
medical  attention.  On  Friday.  Sayer  said  she  had  not  been 
to  school  the  rest  of  the  week,  but  said  he  hopes  she  will 
return  soon. 

"It  couldvc  been  prevented  if  thcre'd  t)een  enough  people 
lo  be  on  guard  throughout  the  entire  building,  or  if  we 
could've  had  someone  following  her  at  all  times,"  Sayer  said. 

Friday  afternoon  about  70  students  from  the  junior 
high  and  high  school  walked  out  of  classes  to  protest  the 
alleged  attack,  marching  down  North  Pleasant  Street  to 
the  Amherst  Common. 

Saycr  said  the  march  illustrated  a  "common  symbol  of 


unity"  among  the  students.  He  said  the  students'  reaction 
was  influenced  in  a  large  part  lo  the  education  ihey 
receive  and  the  diversity  of  the  area. 

"The  students  have  a  strong  exposure  to  diversity  in  the 
community."  Sayer  said. 

Saturday's  rally  was  more  organi7.ed  than  the  students' 
demonstration,  with  a  variety  of  speakers  from  the  area, 
including  student  leaders  from  the  regional  schools. 
Affirmative  Action  officer  jaqueline  Bearce.  and  Ishmael 
Ali  from  the  Muslim  ScKieiy  of  Western  Massachusetts. 

People  of  all  ages  attended,  many  toting  signs  along 
with  them.  A  good  deal  were  no!  from  the  area,  but  came 
in  supf)ort  of  the  cause. 

Askia  Muhammad,  an  Islamic  clergyman  from 
Springfield,  said  he  came  to  the  rally  in  support  of  the 
Islamic  victim  and  her  family,  he  said. 

'From  my  understanding,  there  have  been  several  inci- 
dents," Muhammad  said.  "Once  ihey  held  a  parent-  stu- 
dent meeting  and  students  came  forward  with  unreported 
cases." 

The  situation  with  racism  in  Amherst  has  been  "broil- 
ing over  the  years,"  according  to  Reynolds  Winslow, 
branch  president  of  the  NAACP  and  director  of  the 
UMass  minority  engineering  program. 

This  is  an  underlying  problem  in  the  community,  not 
just  the  schools,  he  said.  "The  foundation  goes  very  deep 
and  stems  from  family  unit  at  home." 

In  the  past.  Sayer  said  there  has  been  a  problem  with 
racial  graffiti  on  bathroom  walK.  liKkcrs,  and  with  hate 
letters. 

However.  Sayer  said  he  believes  the  school  district  piv- 
vidcs  an  awareness  of  multiculiuralism  and  diversity, 
starting  in  the  elementary  schools.  Overall,  Saycr  said  he 
believes  the  education  students  receive  in  diversity  and 
multicultural  issues  is  effective  but.  he  said  it  does  not 
slop  all  possible  racial  problems. 

Students  from  Amherst  public  schcxjis  expressed  that 
there  is  a  prvblem  concerning  the  administration's  neglect 
of  racial  problems. 

Lesure  said  she  had  a  friend  who.  while  in  the  seventh 
grade,  received  five  notes  that  said.  "Niggers  die."  She 
never  reported  it.  "She  didn't  tell  nobody  cause  she  knew 
nobcxiy'd  do  nothing  about  it." 

"The  students  all  be  going  to  school  for  learning  and  all 
they're  doing  is  fighting,  and  the  school  diK-sn't  do  nolh- 

lurn  to  RACISM,  page  2 


New  tutorial  center  available  in  tower  library, 
graduation  rates  expected  to  increase  as  result 


By  Domien  B«ck»r 

Collegton  Correjpor»d«ot 


TTic  University  of  Massachusetts 
is  offering  a  new  program  to  offer 
scholastic  aid  to  students. 

The  newly  opened  Learning 
Resources  Center  is  located  on 
the  tenth  floor  of  the  Tower 
Library. 

The  center  is  the  first  stage  of  a 
plan  that  was  started  last  year. 
Based  on  a  survey  of  students  and 
teachers,  it  is  designed  to  raise  the 
proportion  of  graduates,  and  retain 
more  freshman. 

Due  lo  its  expected  effect  on  the 
University  in  general,  the  Center 
was  hurriedly  pushed  through 
Administration  in  order  lo  get  it 
running  this  fall,  said  Norman 
Ailkcn.  deputy  provost. 

The  center  offers  tutoring  in 
most  freshman  and  sophomore 
level  courses  in  all  mathematics, 
sciences  and  languages.  Tutors  will 
also  be  available  for  economics, 
philosophy,  and  English  as  a 
Second  language. 

There  will  be  six  tutors  on  hand 
at  all  times  covering  a  range  of  sub- 
jects. These  tutors  were  trained 


over  the  summer  by  Humbcrto 
Scgura.  former  Supervisor  for  the 
Multi-media  Center  at  the 
University  of  Houston,  now 
Director  of  the  Learning  Resources 
Center.  Segura  trained  40  tutors  to 
staff  the  center  and  expects  the 
numbers  to  grow. 


"This  will  he  a  cen- 
ter where  peers  teach 

peers. " 

-Humberto  Segura 

Segura  said  he  will  be  offering  a 
semester-long  class  which  will 
teach  the  basics  of  tutoring.  The 
class,  a  two  credit  course,  will 
begin  Sept.  29  and  will  meet  on 
Thursdays  from  4  p.m.  to  6  p.m. 

Tutors  of  the  center  may  receive 
international  accreditation 
through  the  College  Reading  and 
Learning  Association,  which  is  in 
the  process  of  determining  the 
center's  eligibility  for  such  recog- 
nition. 

With  this  accreditation,  tutors 
will  receive  a  certificate  allowing 


them  lo  tutor  anywhere  in  the 
country  and  abroad. 

There  are  also  20  computers 
which  are  equipped  with  CD- 
ROM  readers  and  additional  soft- 
ware covering  all  ihe  subjects 
offered  by  the  center.  The  comput- 
er systems  offer  interactive  pro- 
grams equipped  with  microphones 
and  speaker''  that  accelerate  the 
learning  process.  For  example,  the 
Berlitz  Language  Programs  are 
designed  to  correct  grammar  and 
can  even  correct  speaking  tech- 
niques. 

Through  computerized  registra- 
tion, students  will  be  able  to  record 
suggestions,  feedback,  and  recom- 
mendations 

"This  will  be  a  center  where 
peers  teach  peers,"  said  Scgura 
"We  want  to  gel  as  much  fccdbai.  k 
from  ihe  students  as  possible  in 
order  to  focus  our  cffcrts  on  them 
I  expect  it  to  be  a  great  program 
that  will  benefit  all  students  who 
take  part." 

This  is  the  first  year  any  tutoring 
center  will  open  on  campus.  Ii  is 
available  on  a  walk-in  basis,  from 
I  I  a.m.  to  to  p.m.  Monday 
through  Friday. 


LJMass  develops  auto  simulator 


By  H«all>er  Redfem 

Collegian  Staff 


In  an  effort  lo  reduce  Ihe  number 
of  fatalities  caused  by  vehicle  acci- 
dents, the  construction  of  an  auto- 
mobile collision-avoidance  system 
is  underway  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts'  School  of 
Engineering. 

Donald  Fisher,  associate  profes- 
sor in  the  department  of  industrial 
engineering  and  operations  and 
coordinator  of  project  MIDAS 
(Massachusetts  Interactive  Driving 
and  Acoustic  Simulator),  has 
recently  been  awarded  federal  and 
corporate  grants  from  Mili-Tech. 
the  National  Science  Foundation 
(NSF)  to  construct  a 
state-of-the-art  driving  simulator. 
The  University  and  the  Schcx>l  of 
Engineering  have  also  contributed 
funds. 

"The  main  purpose  of  the  simula- 
tor is  lo  develop  and  lest  what  kind 
of  signals  should  be  used  to  warn 
drivers  |of  possible  accidents)." 
said  Fisher. 

Fisher  said  it  will  cost  roughly 
$50,000  to  create  a  fixed  device 
consisting  of  a  real  Saturn  SL-1 
Sedan  mounted  on  a  "road  feel* 
motion. 

Surrounding  the  vehicle,  outside 


scenes  appear  on  a  1 80  degree  for- 
ward view  screen  and  a  60  degree 
rear  view  screen. 

Outside  scenes  consist  of  com- 
puter-generated animation  display 
roads,  bridges,  as  well  as  external 
moving  objects  such  as  pedestrians 
and  other  vehicles. 

Fisher  said  the  system  will  be 
used  lo  warn  drivers  ahead  of  time 
of  potential  accidents. 

Included  in  the  project  is  the 
development  of  a  new  eye-  tracking 
sensor  that  will  "read"  the  eyes  of 
the  lest  driver  200  times  p)cr  second 
as  he/she  responds  to  auditory, 
visual,  and  physical  stimuli  while 
the  "simulated  car"  drives  down  the 
road. 

"We  need  to  belter  understand 
how  to  direct  signals  to  drivers." 
said  Fisher. 

The  University  project  will  also 
include  discovering  methods  on 
how  to  warn  drivers  that  he/she  is 
falling  asleep. 

"Twenty-five  percent  of  acci- 
dents are  caused  by  drowsy  dri- 
vers," said  Fisher. 

According  to  Fisher,  Ihe  develop- 
ment of  an  advanced  travel  infor- 
mation system  which  will  work  as  a 
computerized  map  inside  the  vehi- 
cle is  also  in  mind  as  part  of  the 
project. 


The  advanced  travel  information 
system  will  enable  u  driver  to  use 
the  system  to  lead  he/she  to  a 
desired  destination  having  direc- 
tions appear  on  a  computer  screen 
within  the  vehicle. 

Plans  for  the  completion  of  a 
fully  operational  simulator  system 
are  for  Ihe  Spring  of  1995  said 
Fisher. 

As  a  mathematical  psychologist, 
Fisher  concentrates  in  designing 
quantitative  models  for  why 
humans  behave  the  way  they  do. 

The  engineering  department  will 
work  in  collaboration  with  the 
University's  psychology,  communi- 
cation disorders,  and  exercise  sci- 
ence deparlmcnts  to  develop  the 
best  possible  methods  to  lest  and 
create  auditory  warning  signals  for 
the  system. 

Fisher  said  driving  schools  and 
police  departments  will  have  access 
to  use  and  discuss  the  system. 

University  staff  and  students 
were  able  to  see  a  sneak  preview  of 
a  similar  simulator  created  by  the 
American/Australian  partnership. 
Illusion  Technology,  ihis  past  week- 
end. 

As  part  of  a  16  city  U.S.  tour. 
Illusion  Technology  is  displaying 
their  simulator  known  as  REAL 
DRIVE. 


Author  critical  of  Haitian  policy 

Media  misrrepresents  US*  motives  according  to  physician 


By  Ben  Gemon 

Collegion  Stoff 


The  United  Slates'  history  of  intervention  in  Haiti  ha» 
brought  suffering  to  the  island,  and  the  real  motives 
behind  past  and  current  intervention  are  not  brought  out 
in  the  establishment  press,  according  lo  a  physician  who 
spent  eight  years  treating  the  island's  poor. 

Paul  Farmer,  physician  and  author  of  The  Uses  of  Haiti. 
argued  that  previous  U.S.  intervention  in  Haiti  has  been 
self-  serving  and  repressive  toward  Haitian  movements 
for  democracy  in  a  lecture  bearing  the  title  of  his  book 
held  Saturday  in  the  Campus  Center. 

"Are  we  suddenly  on  the  side  of  democracy?  Is  thai  was 
this  invasion  is  about'.'"  said  Farmer.  "If  we  regard  Haiti 
as  distant  instead  of  deeply  lied  to  our  economic  and 
political  system. ..then  we're  never  going  lo  understand 
what's  happening  now." 

Farmer  showed  that  Ihe  police  and  military  responsible 
for  torturing  and  killing  (Haitians  were  trained  and 
financed  by  ihe  U.S.  both  during  and  afier  Ihe  dictator- 
ships of  President  Duvalier  and  his  son.  which  lasted  from 
1957  to  1986. 

He  criticized  President  Chnion  for  failing  lo  draw  atten- 
tion to  the  history  of  U.S.  support  for  the  Haitian  army  in 
announcing  plans  for  a  U.S.  invasion  of  the  island  in  his 
televised  speech  Thursday  night. 

"We  have  always  supported  the  Haitian  army.  How 
much  of  a  sense  of  thai  did  you  gel  listening  lo  Bill 
Clinton?"  said  Farmer. 

Far  from  acting  in  the  interests  of  the  Haitian  people. 
Ihe  U.S.  has  consistently  fed  the  oppression  of  the  Haitian 
poor  by  acting  to  maintain  a  favorable  investment  climate 
for  U.S.  corporations,  according  to  Farmer. 

In  The  Uses  of  Haiti.  Farmer  notes  the  U.S.  Embassy  in 
Haiti  opposed  democratically-elected  ftaitian  president 
jean  Bertrand  Arisiide's  attempt  lo  raise  wages  in 
American-  owned  factories  in  Haiti  from  14  cents  per  hour. 

Also.  Farmer  said  the  U.S.  has  ignored  the  trade  embar- 
go designed  to  force  out  the  ruling  liaitian  military,  which 
ousted  Arisiide  in  a  1991  coup.  In  the  first  nine  months  of 
1992.  the  U.S.  engaged  in  $265  million  in  trade  with 
Haiti. 

He  also  questioned  Ihe  motives  behind  attacks  on 
Arisiide's  credibility  by  U.S.  officials  as  attempts  to  justify 
future  efforts  lo  control  the  Haitian  government  when  a 
seemingly  imminent  invasion  returns  him  to  power. 
Farmer  pointed  lo  the  CIA's  acknowledged  forgery  of  a 
psychiatric  report  claiming  Arisiide  is  unbalaiKcd. 


II  WD  k  T*VI(N«  /  (  CXI  (CUN 

Author  Paul  Farmer  said  past  U.S.  intervention  in  Haiti 
has  repressed  democracy  in  a  speech  at  the  Campu:. 
Center  Saturday. 

Farmer  blamed  the  mainstream  press  of  failing  lo 
acknowledge  U.S.  responsibility  for  Haitian  poverty  and 
oppression. 

"We  can't  rely  on  the  establishment  press  lo  supply  a 
reliable  version  of  what's  happening  in  Haiti.  If  there  are 
errors  or  omissions,  Ihcy  will  almost  inevitably  serve  the 
powerful."  said  Farmer. 

He  said  the  current  debate  over  a  Haitian  invasion  is 
framed  in  the  press  in  a  manner  not  accurately  portraying 
Ihe  real  motives  of  Ihe  U.S. 

The  attacks  on  Clintons  pt)licy  from  the  political  right 
argue  that  we  don't  have  sufficient  interest  in  Haiti  to  jus- 
tify the  loss  of  American  lives,  while  Clinton  responds  the 
need  to  restore  democracy  and  improve  the  situation  for 
Haitians  is  reason  enough  for  invasion. 

This  dichotomy,  according  lo  Farmer,  is  misleading 
because  it  assumes  U.S.  intcrevcniion  will  support  Haitian 
democracy,  which  U.S.  involvement  in  Haiti  has  not  done 
in  the  past. 

"The  Uses  of  Haiti'  was  co-sponsored  by  the  Traprock 
Peace  Center,  the  University  of  Massachusetts  Economic 
Department  and  the  American  Friends  Service 
Committee. 


'Opportunity'  a  concern  for  candidate 


By  Ben  Gemon 

Collagian  Staff 


Democratic  gubernatorial  candi- 
date Mark  Roosevelt,  the  front-run- 
ner heading  into  tomorrow's 
Democratic  primary,  will  face  an 
uphill  battle  to  unseal  Governor 
William  Weld  in  November's  election 
if  he  wins  Tuesday. 

Roosevelt,  a  four-term  slate  repre- 
sentative from  Beacon  Hill,  has  cam- 
paigned as  a  "new  democrat."  staking 
out  a  moderate  position  on  welfare  artd 
attacking  Weld  for  being  "soft"  on 
crime.  He  talked  to  the  Daily  Cdlepan 
about  his  campaign  platform  in  a  tele- 
phone interview  on  Friday. 

Daily  Collegian:  A  Sept  lb  Boston 
Globe  editorial  endorsing,  you  in 
Tuesday's  primary  argues  public  edu- 
cation should  be  the  state's  top  prior- 
ity As  governor,  what  steps  will  you 
take  to  support  public  higher  educa- 
tion in  Massachusetts  ' 

Mark  Roosevelt:  A  great  many. 
The  tragedy  of  what's  happened  with 


UMass  and  Massachusetts  public 
higher  education  in  general  has  been 
that  the  burden  of  the  financing  has 
been  too  much  on  the  siudents  and 
loo  little  on  the  state.  UMass 
deserves  more  support.  We  need  to 
better  integrate  our  public  universi- 
ties into  o'jr  economic  revitalization. 
UMass  has  the  largest  plastics  poly- 
mer research  center  in  Ihe  world. 
Plastics  and  Ihe  plastics  industry 
should  be  a  major  growth  industry  in 
the  area.  I  would  like  to  lr>'  to  work 
with  (UMass  President)  Michael 
Hooker  lo  make  sure  these  kinds  of 
things  happen.  Mainly.  I  want  to 
make  sure  that  all  students  in  my 
state  can  afford  to  go  to  UMass  if 
they  get  in.  The  fees  are  outrageous. 
I've  fought  the  cutbacks  in  scholar- 
ship money.  I've  been  chairman  of 
the  (slate  Legislature's)  Education 
Committee  and  I've  been  fighting  this 
fight  for  a  long  lime. 

DC  Many  students  fear  that  after 
Ihey  leave  UMass  they're  going  to  be 
without  health  insurance.  How  will 
you    approach    health    care    in 


Massachusetts '.' 

MR:  I  hope-  very  much  the  dderal 
government  provides  universal  health 
care.  I'm  a  strong  supporter  of  it. 
Every  job  has  lo  carry  health  insur- 
ance with  it  Students,  especially 
those  in  between  jobs,  often  fall 
between  the  cracks  That's  why  we 
need  universal  coverage  I'm  uncon- 
vinced the  stale  can  do  ihai  alone. 
The  federal  government  mu-.i  act 

DC  You  have  mrnliomul  that  you 
see  this  campaign  as  an  vpiforlunity 
lo  redefine  what  ihe  Demmratic 
Parly  stands  for  in  Mu^siiihuM'tis. 

MR:  My  philosophy  is  loo  make  us 
the  parly  of  opportunity  again. 
Opportunity  is  gocKl  schi.nils.  K-12 
and  public  higher  educaiion.  and 
good  jobs  The  Dcniocralic  Party  got 
into  believing  there  was  a  govern 
mcnt  answer  to  every  problem  There 
is  not.  We  got  into  thinking  you  can 
help  people  who  don't  want  to  help 

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Monday,  Sepi.  1 9 

Book-buying  —  The  Textbook  Annex  is  open  from  9 
a.m.  to  5  p.m. 

Opening  reception  —  "Foundation  Exhibition:  Works 
from  First  and  Second  Year  BFA  Students,"  Herter  Hall 
Gallery.  5  p.m.  to  7  p.m. 

Italian  Club  —  Meeting,  knowledge  of  Italian  language 
not  required,  Herter  Hall  third  floor  lounge.  5  p.m. 

Hillel  Council  —  Hillel  House,  5  p.m. 

Candle  lighting  —  Eve  of  Sukkot,  Chabad  House,  6: '55 
p.m.  Information:  549-4094, 

Dinner/ senice  —  Sukkol  Eve.  Hillel  House,  dinner  at  6 
p.m.,  service  at  7  p.m.  Dinner  reservations:  549-1710. 

Bollwood  Project  —  Recruitment  and  information  night 
for  student  vulunieers.  Campus  Center  room  I68C,  7  p.m. 

Lecture  —  '\  Personal  Perspective  on  Crcutiiig  ihc 
Valley  Lesbian  Community:  1968-presenl,"  Pamela 
Kimmell  and  Kavmarion  Raymond,  Campus  Center  room 
917.7  p.m. 

Serx'ice  —  Sukkah,  Chabad  House.  7  p.m.  Information: 
549-4094. 

Collegian  meeting  —  For  new  and  returning  graphics, 
business  and  newsroom  staff.  Campus  Center  room  101. 
7:50  p.m. 

Tuesday,  Sept.  20 

Sew  members  meeting  —  Alliance  for  Student  Power, 
Campus  Center  room  804,  6:50  p.m.  Information:  Ken 
Miller,  665-547 1. 

LBCA  Infosocial  —  Campus  Center  room  805,  7  p.m.  to 
9  p.m. 

Speakers  Bureau  —  New  members  training,  Program  for 
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p.m.  Information:  545-4824, 


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Reading  —  John  Ash.  Woolton's,  19  No.  Pleasant  St.. 
Amherst,  8  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Lost  and  Rediscovered:  The  Historic  Gardens 
of  Wales.  McConnell  Hall  105.  Smith  College,  9  a.m.  to  10 
a.m..  No  fee,  Information:  585-2748. 

Sukkot  Services  —  Morning  services  10  a.m.,  Chabad 
Houst.  Information:  549-4094. 

Music  —  Tregar  &  Shank  Team  Up.  Faculty  recital. 
Sponsored  by  Department  of  Music  and  Dance,  Ikzanson 
Recital  Hall,  University  of  Massachusetts,  8  p.m. 

Special  Event  —  Healthy,  Wealthy  and  Wise?  Lecture  on 
health  care  in  the  90s,  Main  lecture  hall,  Holyoke  College 
7:50  p.m. 

Film  —  Not  at  the  Mall:  A  Series  of  Film  Experiences 
You  Won't  find  Anywhere  Else,  Bartlett  Hall  auditorium. 
University  of  Mas.sacliusetts,  7  p.m..  No  tee. 
Wednesday,  Sept.  21 

Lecture  —  Latina/lesbian  comic  Marga  Gomez,  LBG 
Studies  Lecture  series,  ninth  floor  Campus  Center,  12  p.m 
to  1:50  p.m. 

Theater/comedy  —  Marga  Gomez  in  Cheva,  $5,50  Five 
College  students  and  seniors,  $6  general  public,  Bowker 
Auditorium,  8  p  m.  Tickets:  Fine  Arts  Center  Box  Office 
545-2511 

Debate  Lnion  —  First  meeting  held  today,  Machmer 
lobby.  University  of  Massachusetts,  5:50  p,m. 

Lecture  —  An  Adoptee's  Dreams,  poetry  reading,  Seelye 
Hall,  room  201,  Smith  College,  7:50  p.m. 
Thursday,  Sept.  22 

Theater/comedy  —  Marga  Gomez  in  Chei'a.  $5.50  Five 
College  students  and  seniors.  $6  general  public.  Bowker 
Auditorium,  8  p.m.  Tickets:  Fine  Arts  Center  Box  Office 
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House,  8  p.m..  Information:  549-4094. 
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Blood  Drives  —  Sept  20  and  21,  Campus  Center,  10:50 
a.m.  to  4:50  p.m. 


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student  from  Amherst's  public 
schools,  said. 

Amherst  lOth  grader  Mandisa 
Barnes,  who  claimed  to  be  very  close 
to  the  victim  of  the  recent  assault, 
said  that  she  could  not  understand 
how  this  all  got  kept  quiet. 

"She  told  them  about  the  letters 
threatening  her  and  they  didn't  take 
her  seriously.  They  should've  been 
stopped  after  the  first  letter,"  she  said. 

"My  sense  is  that  there  is  this 
police  mentality;  that  the  school 
treated  it  as  if  the  soluiiun  was  to 


catch  the  perpetrator,  and  they  kept 
their  eye  on  the  victim  at  'peak 
times',"  lulia  Halevy,  an  Amherst  par- 
ent and  diversity  teacher,  said. 

This  was  the  wrong  approach, 
according  to  Halevy.  They  should 
have  publicized  the  threats  and  raised 
consciousness  of  the  problem,  so  the 
other  kids  could  have  protected  her. 
she  said. 

Catching  the  "perpetrator"  is  not 
the  answer;  the  perpetrator  repre- 
sents a  part  of  our  community, 
Halevy  said.  Emphasis  should  be  put 
on  education. 


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continued  from  page  1 

themselves.  You  can't.  We  need  to  be  there  for  the  people 

ahead,  and  occasionally  need  a  helping  hand  to  do  so 

DC:  You've  recently  attacked  Weld  on  his  crime  record 
What  approach  will  you  bring  to  crime  in  Massachusetts? 

MR:  Two-fold.  We  need  to  punish  people  that  insist  on 
being  career  criminals  and  we  need  to  be  tough.  I  do  sup- 
port a  death  penally.  But  we  also  need  to  be  smart,  and 
that  means  getting  help  for  fist  time  offenders  while 
there  s  still  a  chance  to  keep  them  from  becoming  career 
cnminals.  I  would  mandate  drug  and  alcohol  counseling 
for  offenders  that  have  a  drug  and  alcohol  problem, 
which,  believe  it  or  not.  is  about  90  percent  of  first  time 
offenders.  1  would  make  staying  off  of  drugs  a  condition 
of  their  parole  and  I'd  pull  them  back  in  if  they're  abusing 
drugs  while  they're  out. 

DC  The  recently  passed  crime  bill  has  been  called  a  lib- 
eral's dilemma  because  it  contains  both  pretention  mea- 
sures and  more  consenative  approaches  to  crime. 

MR:  The  liberal's  dilemma  is  in  the  liberal's  own  mind. 
Liberals  have  far  too  often  been  more  interested  in  the 
criminals  than  the  victim  and  that's  got  to  stop.  The  crime 
bill  is  a  good  bill.  Its  not  perfect.  It's  a  step  in  the  right 
direction.  It  provides  more  police  for  the  streets  which  is 
essential.  It  provides  some  of  the  good  youth  programs 
necessary  to  help  youths  stay  on  the  straight  and  narrow. 
That's  the  way  we  need  to  go.  To  cut  the  spigot  off  at  the 
source  you  need  prevention  programs.  But  liberals  also 
need  to  understand  that  people  in  our  urban  communities 
will  no  longer  accept  being  soft  on  people  who  insist  on 
terrorizing  them  and  making  life  miserable  for  the  average 
citizen.  Democrat's  hostility  to  being  tough  on  career 
criminals  never  made  any  sense  to  me. 

DC:  Backing  up.  could  you  elaborate  further  on  your 
idea  of  redefining  the  Democratic  Party? 


Again,  when  1  look  back  on  the  1980s,  when  we  had 
those  boom  years,  well  what  do  we  have  to  show  for  it? 
What  legacy  did  we  leave?  I  would  like  to  have  left  the 
best  public  school  system  in  America,  K-12  and  higher 
education  because  that  is  the  only  social  program  I've  ever 
known  to  have  made  a  difference  in  changing  someone's 
life  in  tenns  of  changing  their  whole  life.  A  good  schi.x)l 
can  do  that  for  somebody.  A  good  education  can  do  that. 
A  hand  out.  a  welfare  pwymcnt  does  not  do  that.  I  think 
we've  strayed  very  far  from  that  truth  and  think  we  now 
need  to  gel  back  to  it . 

DC:  You've  suggested  that  people  receiving  welfare  ben- 
efits for  mure  than  one  year  should  he  required  to  perform 
community  serx'ice.  What  types  of  community  sen'ice  do 
you  envision? 

MR;  All  kinds,  whether  it's  stacking  book;-,  in  a  library 
or  sweeping  the  streets.  All  work  has  dignity.  That  is  a 
very  important  lesson  for  us  to  teach  our  children  and 
remember  ourselves. 

DC:  You've  talked  of  the  extension  of  health  care  bene- 
fits to  welfare  recipients  who  find  jobs  that  don 't  provide 
health  care 

MR:  All  work  must  have  health  care.  The  reason  that 
some  people  stay  on  welfare,  especially  a  young  mother 
with  children,  is  because  if  they  get  a  low  paying  job  it 
often  doesn't  have  health  care  benefits  and,  ridiculously, 
the  state  takes  away  their  health  care  from  them  when 
they  get  low  paying  jobs.  If  the  federal  government  docs 
not  act,  I  would  make  sure  the  state  covers  people  who 
move  to  a  low-paying  job  environment  because  that  is 
what  will  make  work  pay. 

DC:  Many  stress  the  need  for  the  availability  of  child 
care  for  people  trying  to  find  jobs  who  have  children. 

MR:  I'm  for  it.  It  fits  in  with  my  philosophy  that  says  if 
someone  wants  to  make  more  of  their  own  life,  they  want 


to  get  a  job.  they  want  to  gel  ahead,  we  have  to  be  there 
to  help  them. 

DC:  The  Massachusetts  Low-Le\'el  Radioactive  Waste 
Management  Board  is  looking  to  place  what  would  be 
considered  a  low-level  nuclear  waste  dump  in 
Massachusetts.  Many  are  fearful  it  will  be  in  the  western 
part  of  the  state.  What  are  your  thoughts  on  the  site  selec- 
tion prMess  and  the  nuclear  industry  in  Massachusetts  ' 

MR:  Safety  first.  Environmental  regulations  have  to  be 
abided  by.  I  would  be  very  careful  before  we  site  any  low- 
level  radioactive  waste  sites  in  Western  Mass. 

DC:  At  a  public  meeting  with  the  board  in  lunc  at 
Northampton  High  School,  an  anti-nuclear  activist  told 
the  board.  "Shut  off  the  faucet  first,  then  we'll  talk  about 
it. '  meaning  there  sliouldn  't  be  a  site  selection  unid  we 
decrease  our  reliance  on  nuclear  power.  Are  we  too 
reliant? 

MR:  No.  Massachusetts  is  not  particularly  reliant  on 
nuclear  power  as  a  power  source.  All  sources  of  power 
have  environmental  downsides.  Wc  have  to  be  very  care- 
ful not  to  isolate  just  one.  Coal,  all  of  them. 


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from  the  Direttor  of  UMS  Kye  Care  Program,  lall  1994 


Frederick  H  Bloom,  O.D 
Director,  UHS  Fye  CAre  Program 

MY  name  is  frederick  Bloom.  I  graduated  from  the  University 
of  Massachusetts  in  1971  and  the  New  England  College  of 
Optometry  in  1975.  I  am  very  proud  of  the  program  and  high 
quality  eye  care  delivered  to  the  over  80.000  individuals  at 
the  UHS  Eye  Care  Program  over  the  last  19  years. 

I  have  been  on  the  teaching  faculty  of  the  New  England 
College  of  Optometry.  Recently  I  co-authored  an  article  with 
Dr.  Abel,  a  UHS  physician,  that  was  published  in  a  national 
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Pictures  through  the  looking  glass 


Nathan 
Cricic 


Wniien  in  February  of  1994  from  Norwich, 
FMgtand: 
Pictures  remain  taped  to  my  wall.  Friends 
have  saluted  to  me  there  for  five  months.  My  cat  still 
stares  at  a  leaf  on  my  driveway  under  the  golden  trees. 
The  Colorado  Rockies  remain  spread  out  into  the  distance 
beyond  my  brother's  gaze.  My  grandmother  stands  smil- 
ing in  her  yard,  though  I  will  never  see  her  again  beyond 
my  frozen  images 

My  room  was  still  here  when  I  got  back 
from  Spain.  Norwich  greeted  me  with  a 
quite  murmur  of  voices  in  the  open  air 
market,  full  of  cheerful  requests  for 
cheese  or  minced  beef  or  maybe  a  sausage 
roll  amidst  the  crowded  counters  in  voices  I  could 
understand.  The  university  pub  also  greeted  me.  old 
laces  I  vaguely  knew  suddenly  becoming  laughing 
friends 

I  heard  my  voice  telling  and  retelling  stories  of  a 
French  New  Year's  or  the  look  ol  the  Spanish  coast  at 
midnight,  and  fell  my  mind  becoming  muddled  with  the 
echoes  of  laughter  and  sighs.  I  wondered  if  the  whole 
thing  was  real,  or  maybe  part  of  a  dream  I  had  fallen  into 
and  never  emerged,  still  clinging  desperately  to  that  bot- 
tle which  said  Drink  Me.  Yet  through  it  the  classes 
began,  and  I  slept  and  awoke  in  the  morning,  feeling  a 
strange  pause  in  time,  frozen  like  the  pictures  on  my 
wall. 

/  live  in  America.  In  Massachusells.  I  live  in  a  wood- 
en house,  with  an  acre  of  lawn  surrounded  by  tall 
maples  towering  above.  I  can  walk  down  the  street  and 
climb  this  small  hill,  where  I  might  follow  the  banks  of 
a  stream  up  until  it  opens  up  into  a  field  of  high  grass 
doited  with  the  misshapen  bodies  of  apple  trees.  Our 
town  is  rather  small,  and  ihe  closest  thing  we  have  to  a 
pub  is  the  pizza  place  that  sells  beer.  But  oh.  we  do 
have  a  McDonalds.  There's  not  much  to  do  there,  hut 
S'-iiictimes  on  a  clear  night  if  one  ties  in  the  old  grave- 
yard they  might  see  shooting  stars  blaze  across  the  sky 
in  the  still  darkness,  and  make  them  believe  that  they 
could  lie  there  forever  and  never  leave  and  not  miss  a 
thing. 

I  wonder  sometimes  if  my  home  has  become  a  foreign 
land,  because  everything  seems  a  bit  lilted  now.  My  par- 
ents, my  family,  have  all  become  old  friends  whom  I 
might  sit  with  in  a  cafe  and  talk  about  my  troubles. 


UMass  has  become  a  beautiful  place  compared  to  this 
modem  concrete  bunker,  but  the  loneliness  I  had  become 
accustomed  to  there  creeps  out  of  the  buildings  and  dirt- 
ies its  memory.  I  think  I  might  even  now  feel  an  outsider 
in  my  own  town,  where  I  will  only  have  to  open  my 
mouth  to  feel  like  an  intruder. 

Every  familiar  scene  that  I  bring  before  me.  I  have  to 
concentrate  on  what  il  was  like  to  actually  be  there.  The 

trees,  the  buildings,  the  sounds,  the  people. 

I  cannot  close  my  eyes  and  imagine, 

because  I  never  knew  what  ii  was  like  to 

!i.j    •  lo  do  that. 

If  I  were  dead,  would  I  remertiber  what 

it  was  like  to  breath?  If  I  went  away,  could 
I  return  to  my  pictures  and  greet  them  as  if  their  smiles 
had  not  been  frozen  for  all  that  lime  while  I  had  lived? 

I  once  said  in  this  paper  that  I  did  not  believe  life 
would  lake  on  some  heightened  significance  just  because 
you  got  on  a  plane  and  flev.  to  So'!T:"h.Tc  Else.  I  »aivi 
that  because  I  thought  humans  were  humans,  and  the 
societies  we  manifest  reflect  our  common  natures.  I  had 
flown  to  and  back  from  Boulder,  Colorado,  and  saw  a 
city  like  any  other,  with  people  like  any  other.  The  only 
difference  was  that  they  were  living  iindcr  the  shadow  of 
a  towering  stone  mountain,  on  a  rolling  plain  that  opened 
up  the  sky. 

So  as  I  sit  now  and  gaze  out  my  window  into  the 
English  fields  beyond,  I  can  say  thai  1  was  wrong.  For  I 
think  something  significant  has  happened  to  my  life.  I 
have  lost  it.  The  places  in  my  memories  have  been 
replaced  with  the  scenes  of  my  favorite  characters  in  a 
book  I  once  read,  after  I  had  lorn  the  pictures  from  the 
binding. 

People  come  into  It  and  leave  again  with  disconcerting 
familiarity,  allowing  me  to  retell  the  story  again  and  again, 
but  with  the  feeling  that  it  will  be  merely  a  tale  of  some- 
one else's  voice,  someone  else's  home,  someone  else's 
memories.  I  sometimes  even  believe  I  could  return  to  my 
graveyard,  and  look  up  at  the  stars,  and  tell  myself  some- 
thing which  1  might  believe... 

Here  sal  someone  I  kneu:  Some  nights  he  would  lay 
down  in  ihe  grass  and  look  up  at  Ihe  stars.  Sometimes  a 
hghl  might  even  shoot  across  the  sky,  and  he  might  then 
think  to  himself  that  he  could  lie  here  forex'er.  And  neier 
leave.  And  not  miss  a  thing. 

Nathan  Crick  is  a  Collegian  columnist 


Running  the  First  Amendment  up  the  flagpole 


Peter 
Orvetti 


During  Labor  Da>»  weekend,  300  demonstrators 
marched  in  South  Carolina  in  opposition  lo  efforts 
to  remove  the  Confederate  battle  flag  from  the  lop 
of  the  state  capital.  Apparently  invoking  Ihe  First 
Amendment,  the  protesters  wanted  the  flag  to  stay  where 
il  is. 

But  it  is  precisely  the  First  Amendment 
that  commands  that  the  flag  be  removed. 

The  Confederate  States  of  America  is  the 
only  country  in  the  modem  era  to  be  found- 
ed entirely  on  the  principle  of  racism.  Why 
anyone  would  want  to  honor  that  legacy  is  beyond  me.  Bui 
that  is  irrelevant  in  a  debate  about  the  freedom  of  expres- 
-sion.  As  Voltaire  once  said.  "I  disapprove  of  what  you  say, 
but  I  will  defend  to  Ihe  death  your  right  to  say  it." 

This  case  can  be  compared  to  a  similar  one  at  Harvard 
University  a  few  years  back.  There,  a  Southern  student 
hung  the  battle  flag  out  her  window.  A  Black  -ludeni 
protested  by  hanging  a  swastika  out  her  window,  saying 
that  if  Ihe  Southern  girl  had  the  right  to  hang  one  symbol 
of  racism,  then  she  had  the  right  to  hang  another.  She 


meant  this  ironically,  ♦>ut  she  «r«s  right.  Student  protest 
forced  the  removal  of  Ihe  swastika.  That  was  wrong  For 
no  matter  why  the  student  put  the  swastika  there,  it  was 
her  right  to  do  so. 
What,  then,  is  the  difference  in  the  South  Carolina  case? 
Simple:  a  person  cannot  be  forced  to 
express  a  viewpoint  in  which  they  do  not 
believe.  That,  too,  is  a  government  office 
building,  however,  has  as  much  right  to 
hang  a  banner  reading  "Support  Desert 
Stomi'  as  it  would  to  hang  one  reading 
"Trust  and  Obey  Your  Leaders"  -  that  is,  no  right  at  all. 

Freedom  of  speech  is  the  most  important  freedom  we 
have  in  America.  Without  it,  there  would  be  no  dissent, 
no  discussion,  and  no  democracy.  But  just  as  we  cannot, 
legally  or  morally,  censor  those  views  we  do  not  like,  nor 
can  we  impose  views  through  legislation  that  someone 
else  might  not  like.  One  is  freedom,  Ihe  other  fascism. 
That.  South  Carolina,  is  what  freedom  of  speech  is  all 
about. 

Peter  Or\-etti  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Alumni  responds 

As  a  recent  graduate  of  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  at 
Amherst  I  was  able  to  somewhat 
sympathize  with  David  Chan's  article 
"There  Are  |usl  Too  Many  Students" 
which  dealt  with  the  difficulty  of  get- 
ting classes,  finding  housing,  and 
parking  at  UMass. 

He  is  correct  that  most  classes  at 
UMass.  during  the  first  few  days  of 
school,  do  have  waiting  lists  and  that 
housing,  with  so  many  attending  stu- 
dents, is  at  times  scarce.  However,  as 
a  former  UMass  student  myself.  I  was 
forced  to  learn  that  persistence, 
patience  and  responsibility  are  the 
three  key  points  lo  getting  what  you 
need  at  the  University. 

First-  Add/Drop  and  the  waiting 
list  issues.  Until  two  years  ago 
Add/Drop  was  done  ON  FOOT 
Each  and  every  student  was  required 
lo  walk  all  over  campus  to  add  or 
drop  a  class.  Furthermore,  when  the 
destination  was  reached  the  student 
had  to  wail  in  a  line  of  usually  fifty  to 
one  hundred  and  fifty  other  students 
to  sec  if  there  was  even  a  chance  that 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


they  may  be  able  to  take  that  class. 

You  should  all  feel  very  privileged, 
as  I  did,  to  be  able  to  have  the  luxury  of 
dialing  in  for  your  classes  from  any- 
where on  campus,  in  Amherst,  in 
Massachusetts  and/or  from  anywhere 
in  the  country  for  that  matter. 
Moreover,  even  if  you  are  unable  to 
add  a  class,  go  speak  with  the  profes.sor 
about  your  situation.  They're  usually 
very  sympathetic  and  willing  to  help. 

Second  -  The  housing  will  be  a 
problem.  Yet.  if  you  know  you  will 
need  a  place  to  live  make  sure  you 
are  prepared  in  advance.  Contract  the 
housing  office  a  few  weeks  ahead  of 
time  lo  be  sure  they  have  room  for 
you.  If  they  don't,  make  your  own 
temporary  arrangements  PRIOR  to 
arriving  in  Amherst  until  housing  can 
be  provided  through  UMass. 

It  is  not  the  responsibility  of  Ihe 
school  lo  make  sure  that  you  have 
definite  housing  but  rather  il  is 
YOUR  responsibility  to  make  sure 
that  they  have  the  ability  to  provide  it 
for  you  at  that  time. 

Third-  The  parking  issue.  Parking 
at  UMass  has  always  been  a  chore. 
No  one  likes  parking  in    E'  lot,  but 


parking  is  provided  on  a  first  come, 
first  serve  basis.  If  you  are  late,  lazy 
or  just  irresponsible  and  EXPECT  a 
slicker  for  what  lot  you  want  when 
you  want  il  then  yes,  you  will  be 
stuck  in  E'  lot.  Take  the  lime  lo  plan 
to  get  up  early  to  get  your  slicker  or 
else  have  the  patience  to  wait  until 
there  is  room  available  in  the  lot  that 
you  want. 

If  you  begin  lo  back  and/or  break 
down  because  vou  don't  get  your  way 
AT  THAT  MOMENT  real  life  is 
going  to  be  like  a  slap  in  the  face. 
Nothing  in  life  comes  easily.  If  you 
believe  it  docs,  like  David  Chan  obvi- 
ously did  prior  lo  attending  UMass, 
post-graduation  will  be  quite  a  rude 
awakening  for  you. 

Whining  and  complaining  about 
your  problems  get  vou  nowhere  but  a 
little  ACTION,  as  Chan  felt  so  wor- 
thy to  capitalize  on.  will  take  you  a 
long  way.  lust  remember  to  lake  col- 
lege and  all  of  life  one  step  at  a  time. 
As  I  slated  before,  with  a  little 
patience,  persistence  and  responsibil- 
ity you'll  do  just  fine. 

Erika  Beatrice 
Framingham 


Opinion/Editorial 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Monday,  September  19,  1994  /  Page  S 


Talent  fails  to  outweigh  greed 


Caleb 
Cochran 


David  Caruso  is  a  good 
actor.  In  fact,  he  is  an 
excellent  actor.  His  deci- 
sion to  boll  from  the  Emmy-nomi- 
nated series  "NYPD  Blue."  howev- 
er, creates  some  serious  questions 
concerning  his  ego  and  the  infla- 
tion thereof  The  conduct  of  the 
other  party,  producer  Stephen 
Bochco,  must  also  be  examined. 

Caruso  and 

Dennis  Franz  car- 
ried "NYPD"  last 
year.  Although  the 
actors  shared  rela- 
tively equal  screen 
time  and  Franz  eventually  carried 
home  the  Emmy  for  Best  Actor  in 
a  drama,  it  was  Caruso  who  was 
propelled  to  stardom  in  the 
show's  premiere  season.  When  it 
came  time  to  begin  taping  for  the 
fall,  however.  Caruso  asked  for  a 
raise  of  over  200  percent,  from 
$50,000  to  $100,000  per 
episode. 

While  Caruso's  agent  says  that 
this  figure  was  negotiable,  produc- 
er Stephen  Bochco  did  not  sense 
this,  because  it  was  soon 
announced  that  ABC  could  not  pay 
Caruso  this  amount  and  that  he 
would  be  written  out  of  the  show. 
Caruso  apparently  has  no  regrets 
about  leaving  the  show  and  is 
ready  to  move  on  to  a  movie 
career. 

My   question   is   this:    What 
makes  Mr.  Caruso  think  that  he 


can  make  the  transition  from  tele- 
vision to  film  so  smoothly? 
Granted,  he  has  acted  in  films 
before,  and  put  in  a  decent  perfor- 
mance in  Mild  Dog  and  Glory,  but 
to  think  that  he  can  have  the  same 
impact  in  films  that  he  did  in  his 
briel  stint  on  television  is  wishful 
thinking. 
Caruso's  arrogance  is  not  the 
only  issue  in  this 
mess.  After  being 
part  of  one  of  the 
best  casts  on  televi- 
sion and  leaving 
after  only  one  year, 
his  loyalty  to  the  show  has  lo  be 
questioned  as  well.  One  would 
think  that  the  chance  lo  be  pari  of 
one  of  the  greatest  television 
shows  in  history  would  be  enough 
lo  keep  him  around  for  at  least  a 
few  years. 

"NYPD"  does  not  face  the 
problems  of.  say.  "The  Cosby 
Show"  ot  even  "Beverly  Hills, 
90210."  That  is,  the  age  of  the 
characters  is  not  a  factor.  Caruso, 
Franz,  and  everyone  else  on  the 
show  is  middle-aged  or  Hearing 
il. 

There  is  no  reason  why  the 
show  couldn't  run  with  virtually 
Ihe  same  cast  for  years.  With  his 
premature  departure,  Caruso  has 
changed  not  only  the  chemistry 
of  the  show,  but  perhaps  its  fate 
as  well.  Who  knows  if  replace- 
ment limmy  Smits  will  mesh  with 


the  other  characters  on  the 
show?  Caruso  is  not  only  the 
best  actor  on  the  program,  but 
his  character  is,  far  and  away, 
the  most  charismatic  and  intrigu- 
ing of  Ihe  whole  cast.  Whether  or 
not  one  agrees  with  his  reasons 
for  leaving,  it  must  be  acknowl- 
edged that  his  presence  will  be 
greatly  missed. 

As  a  fan  of  the  show,  I  am 
angry  at  all  parlies  involved  in  the 
Caruso  fiasco.  I  am  angry  with 
Caruso  for  demanding  such  an 
enormous  raise,  and  at  Ihe  same 
lime  I  am  angry  with  Bochco  for 
refusing  to  negotiate  more  with 
Caruso.  Il  was  rumored  that 
Caruso  was  very  difficult  lo  work 
with,  and  this  probably  had  some- 
thing to  do  with  Bochco's  reluc- 
tance to  bargain  with  him.  While  I 
can  understand  this  thinking. 
Caruso's  importance  to  the  show 
must  be  fully  realized.  Is  it  worth 
the'hassle  of  working  with  a 
grumpy  actor  when  the  result  is 
the  best  show  on  television? 
Apparently  not. 

So  as  Caruso  prepares  to  leave 
the  show  and  Bochco  and  the  rest 
of  the  "NYPD"  personnel  prepare 
for  life  without  him,  one  cannot 
help  but  wonder  what  would  have 
been  in  store  for  this  brilliant  pro- 
gram had  both  sides  been  just  a  bit 
less  pig-headed. 

Caleb  Cochran  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Halloween  continues  beyond  the  candied  apples 


Mark 
McGrath 


In  my  caHier  years,  one  of  the  most  exciting  annual 
events  was  the  coming  of  Halloween.  Months  before 
the  actual  event,  my  friends  and  I  would  discuss  who 
we  were  going  to  be  on  that  wonderful  autumn  night 
Halloween  was  not  just  a  chance  lo  set  new  standards  in 
Ihe  art  of  candy  collecting,  but  also  an  opportunity  to  shed 
one's  own  identity  in  favor  of  another,  more  appealing 
character.  The  key  item  in  the  costume  was 
always  the  mask. 

A  good  mask  could  make  someone 
almost  unrecognizable.  I  remember  walk- 
ing around  the  neighborhood  unknown  to 

even  the  closest  friends  of  family.  All  of  

the  old  ladies  would  greet  me  with  the  same  excited 
squeal.  "Look  at  the  ghost!"  each  would  say.  That  was 
amazing.  You  can  imagine  how  it  felt  to  be  known  by  all. 
to  be  loved  by  all.  and  to  be  treated  the  same  by  all.  At 
that  point  it  didn't  seem  to  matter  who  was  underneath. 

As  the  years  progressed,  it  became  more  important  to 
fit  in,  to  be  what  others  expected.  Even  though  I  was  my 
own  individual,  I  had  to  act  in  the  expected  fashion  Then 
came  Ihe  mask.  The  mask  was  the  solution  to  all  my  prob- 
lems. I  could  put  il  on,  change  it  and  take  the  appearance 
of  whatever  was  expected  or  needed  al  a  particular  point 
in  lime. 

It  was  like  molding  clay.  I  could  put  on  a  happy  or  sad 
cxtenor.  whichever  would  be  more  appropriate,  and  not 
have  to  show  my  true  feelings.  The  problem  with  masks 
IS  that  the  longer  they  arc  exposed,  the  harder  they  get 
one  morning  I  woke  up  and  my  mask  was  rock  solid 
stuck  although  it  was  awkward  al  first.  I  soon  became 
used  to  it. 

It  was  iiovi^  a  part  of  me.  I  accepted  it,  and  it  protected 
me.  I  could  look  in  a  minor,  and  not  even  notice  it  was 


there.  Everyone  loved  it,  and  therefore  I  loved  il.  I  knew 
the  mask  better  than  I  knew  myself. 

Yet  for  all  the  distortion  they  breed,  there's  a  reason 
why  ihey  slick  around.  Those  who  wear  them  are 
immune  to  the  truth.  People  wear  them  for  different 
reasons.  My  personal  reason  for  wearing  one  is  fear  of 
what  is  undemeaih.  If  others  could  see  the  real  me.  they 

could  know  my  weaknesses  and  hurt  me. 

If  I  was  able  lo  know  the  real  mc,  I  fear  I 

would  hale  myself. 
The  fact  is  that  for  all  weaknesses,  there 

are  more  powerful  strong  points.  Although 

a  mask  is  effective  in  keeping  the  bad  or 
uncomfortable  things  from  reaching  the  surface,  it  also 
keeps  in  strong  good  things.  What  results  is  a  robot  of  a 
person,  whose  characteristics  are  determined  by  the  peo- 
ple around  him. 

Masks  are  common  things.  Everybody  has  them  to  some 
degree.  Even  if  you  don't  realize  it.  masks  effect  the  way 
you  act  ever>  day.  Who  arc  you?  Who  am  I?  The  world 
may  never  know.  It's  scary  trying  lo  lake  them  off.  Mine 
wouldn't  budge.  Every  day  I  take  a  chop  at  it.  and  with 
any  luck,  a  little  shard  may  split  off. 

It  will  probably  take  years  to  chip  away  enough  of  this 
mask  to  reveal  even  the  smallest  part  of  mc.  Once  it  docs, 
I  will  be  relieved.  Il  hurts  to  feel  and  not  show  il.  To  be 
sad.  and  not  cry.  To  be  happy,  but  not  to  smile.  To  love 
and  not  be  able  to  express  it. 

If  someday  in  the  future,  you  see  me  walking  down  the 
street,  and  if  you  see  a  tear  rolling  down  my  cheek  or 
traces  of  a  genuine  smile  on  my  mouth,  please  congratu- 
late mc.  for  thai  is  Ihe  day  I  will  be  free.  Free  of  this  mask 
which  makes  my  life  a  living  hell. 
Mark  McCralh  is  a  UMass  student. 


tbury  By  Garry  Trudeou 


So  you  want  to  be  a  columnist? 

Tonight.  It's  here.  The  meeting  for  all  those  interested  in  writ- 
ing for  the  Editorial  desk. 

This  meeting  is  the  deadline  for  applications  to  become  a 
columnist.  So  be  here. 

Bring  your  sample  columns  tonight.  We  will  accept  no  sample 
collumns  after  tonight.  Sorry,  but  we  will  still  care  about  you.- 

"A  sample  column,"  you  ask.  "What  is  that?"  Well,  sit  down 
and  pretend  your  writing  something  for  the  editorial  page.  Aim 
for  between  60-80  lines.  Got  it?  Good, 

Attend  the  meeting  tonight  at  6  p.m.  at  the  editorial  desk.  This 
meeting  is  mandatory  for  all  new  and  returning  columnists.  If 
there's  a  conflict  sec  the  editorial  editor,  Tracy  Monahan. 

Sample  columns  will  be  perused  and  a  schedule  of  writers  for 
the  fall  semester  will  be  posted  by  3  p.m.  on  Thursday. 


Arts  &  Living 


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Hands  down,  Stereolab  is  making  some  of  the  most 
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Since  their  humble  beginnings  on  Ihe  Too  Pure  label  a  few 
years  back,  the  band  has  been  wrestling  with  a  fascination 
of  vintage  keyboards  (moogs.  farilsa.  etc.)  and  a  notion  of 
deconstructing  the  modem  day  pop  song  and  refashioning 
il  in  their  own  nineties  image.  Thankfully,  for  our  sake, 
they  have  come  up  a  winner  every  time. 

Doing  away  with  any  concept  of  traditional  song  struc- 
ture, and  replacing  it  a  swirling  mass  of  organ,  call  and 


res{X)nse  melodies,  and  subtle  guitar  drone,  the  band  has 
managed  to  to  harness  some  very  retro  ideas  and  cleverly 
morph  into  a  completely  original  musical  entity. 
With  their  latest  release.  Mars  Audiac 
Quintet,  the  band  has  thankfully  left  behind 
much  of  the  experimental  thumb-  nosing  that 
permeated  it's  major  label  debut  Transient 
Random-Noise  Bursts  With  Announcements. 
Instead  they  have  settled  down  to  concentrate 
on  more  lofty  numbers  that  are  more  direct  and 
gentle  in  their  delivery.  If  the  earth  grounded 
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sound  and  structure,  then  Mars  Audiac  Quintet  is  a  heav- 
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affectionately  call  themselves)  can  indeed  swing  after  all, 
as  upbeat  grooves  mesh  perfectly  with  vocalist 
Laetita  Sadler's  breathy  voice.  Even  when  the 
band  seems  more  concerned  with  headiness 
than  actual  songs,  they  still  can't  help  but 
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mclixiies  lo  hold  the  listener's  attention. 

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thankfully  are  not  afraid  to  wear  their  influ- 
ences on  their  sleeve.  By  combining  this  with  their  own 
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(Matt  Audette) 

FUN 

Doniel  Johnston 
Atlantic  Records 

If  a  year  ago  you  told  someone  that  indie-basket  case 
Daniel  luhnston  would  reside  on  a  major  label,  they 
would  have  laughed  you  straight  out  of  the  room. 

Welcome  to  the  Alternative  90's  where  anything  can  hap- 
pen, and  probably  will.  Since  Johnston  has  been  somewhat 
of  an  indie-cult  hero  for  quite  some  time  now.  it  was  only 
inevitable  that  he  would  be  assisted  by  some  distinguished 
members  of  the  altcmn-'.-ommunity.  in  this  ca.se  I 'aul  Leary, 
of  Butthole  Surfers  fame,  lakes  up  the  production  helm,  arid 
guides  an  obviously  nervous  |ohnston  through  much  of  the 
eighteen  tracks  that  make  up  the  album. 

But  before  you  can  stand  up  on  your  righteous  indie- 
soapbox  and  scream  "sell-out",  take  a  listen  to  Fun  and 
you  will  quickly  realize  that  not  much  has  changed, 
lohnston  still  sings  in  his  high,  nervous  wail  (always 
off-key)  about  such  topics  as  being  scared  of  girls  and 
aliens.  Only  this  lime  around  Leary  has  taken  the  liberty 
of  Hushing  out  lohnston's  nearly  skeletal  songs,  letting  the 
genius  that  was  always  lurking  behind  the  lo-fi  tape  hiss 
of  his  early  homemade  releases,  shine  ihrough.  By  only 
accenting  the  songs  with  delicate  strains  of  cello  and 
acoustic  guitar.  Leary  still  lets  lohnston  run  the  show,  but 


Attention! 

ofkJ  pn)»p€cf  ^e  wrtfer^: 

There  Is  an  all  staff/new  writers' 
meeting  tonight  at  7:30  p.m.  in 
Campus  Center  room  101.  On 
Thursday,  Sept.  22,  there  will  be  a 
specific  meeting  for  veteran  and  new 
writers  who  are  interested  in  writing 
for  Arts  &  Living  at  7:30  p.m.  at  the 
Collegian  offices,  located  in  the 
Campus  Center  basement. 

For  nrKjre  information,  coll  545-1 361 . 


helps  conjure  up  some  shimmering  moments  of  beauty 
that  rarely  surfaced  in  his  earlier  material. 

But  like  any  good  producer  should.  Leary  knows  when 
lo  back  off  allowing  lohnston  to  fly  solo  (complete  with 
cheesy  chord  organ)  on  tracks  such  as  "Crazy  i.ove"  and 
"lelly  Beans."  And  even  though  lohnston  has  basically 
been  feeding  us  the  same  shtick  for  some  time  now.  there 
is  still  something  quite  unnerving  about  hearing  a  grown 
man  (who  lived  with  his  mother  well  into  his  thirties) 
singing  lines  like  "I  love  that  girl  so  long/I  feel  just  like 
King  Kong/Someday  I'll  find  that  girl"  and  meaning  it. 

With  Fun,  lohnston  (with  the  help  of  I  eary)  has  side- 
stepped many  of  Ihe  pitfalls  that  have  become  associated 
with  major  labels.  Sure,  he  has  traded  in  some  of  the 
naivete  that  made  his  earlier  efforts  so  charming,  but  in 
return  he  has  finally  made  a  mature  album  that  exposes 
the  eccentric  talents  he  has  been  hiding  so  well  for  all 
these  years.  A  (Matt  Audette) 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Report  on  the  1992  ALANA  Agreements 


The  University  ol  Massachusetts  at  Amherst  strives  to  demonstrate  its  regard  for  human  enablement 
through  the  realisation  of  a  multicultural  community  -•  a  community  that  disallows  equating  difference  with 
division  or  deficiency  but,  rather,  insists  upon  difference  as  intrinsic  to  its  definitions  of  excellence  and  quali- 
ty. At  L'Mass  we  believe  that  multiculturalism  encompasses  diversity,  variety  and  distinction  in  all  dimensions 
ot  the  University  and  that  it  is  integral  to  the  intellectual,  social  and  moral  vitality  of  this  community  of  learn- 
ers. We  believe  we  must  demonstrate  our  understanding  of  difference  in  our  policies  and  our  practices,  in  our 
habits  of  thought  and  in  our  daily  routines.  We  have  moved  a  long  way  from  the  monocultural  world  view  as 


the  Ideal.  Some  day  in  the  future  we  may  also  evolve  from  multiculturalism  to  transculturalism  where  differ- 
ences are  valued  and  enriching  and  where  we  also  transcend  our  differences  through  common  humanity. 

The  ALANA  Agreements  of  November  1992  have  prompted  the  University  to  reflect  on  and  recommit 
to  Its  values  and  to  undertake  actions  that  reflect  those  values.  This  second  update  of  administrative  efforts  to 
fulfill  the  1992  agreements  represents  a  recognition  of  our  responsibility  to  ensure  quality  and  excellence  by 
affirming  the  centrallty  of  multiculturalism  In  Its  definitions. 

Chancellor  David  Scott 


Update  as  of  4/7/94  --  Changes  From  3/1/93  Update  In  Italics 


AGREEMENT 


1j.   Zi.)'r\.  imiiunty  btudi-nt  rcprLsiiitation  in  Ihf  I'irst-yiar  class  by  tall  1995. 


lb.   Improve  the  percent  of  minority  faculty  on  campus.   (Quotas  and  targets  may  not  legally  be  set.) 


Ic.  Classified  staff: 

Restore  classified  staff  apprentice  program. 


2.   Upward  Bound  Replacement 


3.  Partial  restoration  of  litigation  powers  for  the  legal  Services  Center. 


4.  ALANA  Affairs  &  role  of  students  on  search  committees. 

a.  Teaching  Assistant  to  be  funded  for  the  ALANA  Office. 

b.  Task  Force  to  discuss  Office  of  ALANA  Affairs. 

c.  In  cases  where  candidates  meet  with  interview  groups  (as  in  deans  and  other  senior  appointments),  the 
A1j\NA  students  will  be  invited  to  sessions  with  the  top  candidates  and  will  report  their  evaluations  to 
the  Ap|K>inting  Authority,  via  the  search  committee.   In  cases  where  there  are  no  such  Interviews,  but  the 
candidates  present  seminars  (as  in  faculty  appointments),  the  ALANA  students  will  be  invited  to  the 
seminars,  and  will  report  their  evaluations  to  the  Appointing  Authority,  via  the  search  committee. 


5.  Undergraduate  Recruitment 

a.  Assistant  Director  to  tie  upgraded  to  Associate  Director  of  Admissions. 

b.  Two  entry-level  recruiters  of  color  to  be  hired. 

c.  4  new  paid  student  positions  to  organize  student  volunteers  of  color. 

d.  40  new  minority  scholarships  to  be  provided  (totalling  $200,000). 

e.  Meetings  with  reps,  from  CCEBMS,  UALRC,  and  BCP  will  be  arranged  to  dlKuss  space,  staffing  and  other 
needs. 


6.   Graduate  Student  Kecruilmeni 

a.  Add  3  more  people  of  color  to  the  Minority  Graduate  Fellowship  Review  committee. 

b.  Goal  of  305  minority  graduate  students. 


7.  Columbus  Day 

Teach-ins  to  be  arranged,  and  to  re-name  that  day  appropriately  as  far  as  campus  usage  is  concerned.  It 
will  still  remain  a  State  holiday  for  State  employees  who  wish  to  use  it  that  way. 


20')G  still  target  -  A  Minority  Recruitment  Plan  is  being  developed  under  the  guidance  of  the  new  Director  of 
Admissions.   Financial  aid  will  be  key  in  reaching  the  goal  -  have  added  scholarships  and  changed  packag- 
ing to  assist. 

Retention:  Learning  Center  Proposal  and  changes  in  Academic  Regulations  proposed  by  the  Retention 
Report  were  passed  by  the  Faculty  Senate  on  3/25/93. 

For  fall  1993,  students  of  color  were  IS.1%  of  first-year  students  who  were  US.  citizens:  3.9%  African-American 
(including  Cape  Verdean),  4.2%  Hispanic.  6.7%  Asian,  .3%  Native  American. 

24%  of  all  1992-93  first-year  students  did  not  return  in  fall  1993.  The  percentage  non-returning  students  by  racial 
and  ethnic  group  were:  23%  White,  32%  Black  (includes  Cape  Verdean),  30%  Hispanic,  24%  Asian. 


Chancellor  O'Brien  and  Provost  Gordon  wrote  to  the  academic  departments,  supplied  them  with 
nation-wide  minority  availability  statistics,  and  urged  them  to  move  closer  to  these  figures  when  recruiting 
faculty. 

As  of  fall  1993,  21  new  faculty  of  color  were  hired,  bringing  the  total  of  tenure  track  and  tenured  faculty  of  color  on 
the  campus  to  14Sof  1153  total  faculty,  or  12.6%.  Four  more  faculty  of  color  were  hired  during  the  remainder  of  the 
academic  year. 

The  number  of  faculty  of  color  relative  to  alt  faculty,  and  the  percentage  of  faculty  of  color  over  the  past  four  years, 
counted  for  the  fall  semester  was:  137/1247  or  11.1%  in  fall  90;  134/1185  or  11.4%  in  fall  91;  125/1 127  or  11.2% 
in  fall  92;  145/1153  or  12.6%  in  fall  93. 

The  number  of  faculty  of  color  hired  over  the  past  four  years  relative  to  norj-minority  faculty  hirings  was:  1 1/27  in 
90-91;  5/12  in  91-92;  3/23  in  92-93;  25/79  in  93-94.   The  number  of  faculty  of  color  departing  the  campus  rela- 
tive to  non-minority  faculty  departures  was:  8/65  in  90-91;  8/80  in  91-92;  6/51  in  92-93. 


Due  to  budget  constraints  the  apprentice  program  in  Physical  Plant  is  on  hold.  However,  union  and  management 
discussions  aimed  at  bringing  hack  this  program  are  continuing. 


The  Future  Scholars  of  America  (FSA)  Program  was  created  during  the  spring  of  1993.  Funding  in  the  amount  of 
S750,0OO  has  been  set  aside  for  this  program  for  three  years.   The  FSA  program  has  two  components: 

(1)  an  academic  enrichment  pwgram  of  at-risk  H.S.  and  funior  H.S.  sti4dents,  held  on  the  campus  on  Saturdays  and 
during  school  vacation  periods;  there  are  approximately  20  students  attending  the  program,  with  a  number  of 
students  coming  from  as  far  away  as  Springfield  and  Pittsfield; 

(2)  a  six  week  academic  summer  program  designed  to  improve  students'  academic  skills  and  to  expose  them  to  the 
various  programs  available  at  the  University;  fifty-five  students  attended  the  1993  summer  program. 

An  additional  transitional  program  was  offered  during  fall  1993  which  allowed  seven  stxidents  to  attend  a  'college 
preparatory"  semester  on  the  campus.  Four  of  the  students  have  now  been  admitted  to  the  campus. 


Pariial  litigation  powers  restored  by  12/1/93  Trustee  vote. 


a.  Teaching  Assistant  hired  on  2/21/93. 

b.  This  is  to  take  place  in  the  context  of  the  Student  Activities  Program  Review  starting  February  1994. 

c.  Chancellor  O'Brien  instructed  the  chairs  of  search  committees  to  request  in  writing  from  the  Office  of 

Third  World  Affairs  that  AI.ANA  students  be  informed  about  the  existence  of  an  interview  session  or 
seminar  and  are  told  that  they  are  welcome  to  attend  it  and  convey  their  views  to  the  search  committee 
or  the  department  chair. 


a.  An  Assistant  Director  of  Admissions  position  was  upgraded  to  Associate  Director  of  Admissions,  with  an 
appointment  finalized  on  1/25/93. 

b.  Completed. 

c.  Four  students  of  color  have  been  hired  and  additional  students  are  being  sought. 

d.  Completed. 

e.  Many  equipment  requests  have  been  funded.  Space  issues  for  UALRC  have  been  resolved. 


a.  Four  graduate  students  of  color  have  been  added  to  the  committee. 

b.  Goal  had  already  been  achieved  when  these  negotiations  took  place.  As  of  fall  1993,  450  minority  graduate 
students  were  enrolled  in  50  of  the  64  on-campus  graduate  degree  programs. 


The  Office  of  Human  Relations  coordinated  a  teach-in  related  to  these  issues  on  October  13,  1993.  r)iscussions  with 
Graduate  Student  Senate  Officers,  undergraduate  Student  (iovemment  Association  Officers  and  Native  American  stu- 
dents  produced  no  con'.ensw.  regarding  the  renaming  nf  the  dav.    The  status  of  future  teach-ins  is  being  discussed 

with  the  fosephinc  White  luglf  S'atiw  .American  i  ultural  (enter. 


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1.  Safety  hi  Security 

a.  Training:  A  need  for  diversify  training  for  police  officers  and  security  guards  was  identified. 

b.  Additional  Personnel:  4  Officers  were  to  be  on  board  by  January,  1993. 


ChaafiJ  (FY93) 

4  more  patrol  officers  and  10  security  officers. 


Phase  II   (FY94) 

3  supervisory  officers. 


QiiiSJil  (FY95) 

4  more  patrol  officers. 


2.  Uoiuliui 

a.  Non-violent  confrontation  training  for  RAs. 

b.  7  additional  Assistant  Resident  Directors  to  be  hired. 

c.  Special  RA  Review  Committee  to  make  recommendations  by  spring  semester. 

d.  F4ousing  Services  Review  Committee  to  make  recommendations  for  implementation  prior  to  93/94  academic 
year. 


a.  Police  officers  and  supervisors  have  all  completed  a  half-day  training  session  cm  diversity  issues. 

b.  4  rtew  police  officers  were  hired;  on  campus  field  training  continuing;  diversity  topics  included  in  training  at  the 
Municipal  Police  Officer  Academy  in  Agawam. 

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Funding  for  these  positions  will  be  examined  when  FY95  budget  information  is  available.  Anticipated  hiring  would 
begin  in  fuly  1994. 

The  Director  of  Public  Safety  will  explore  options  for  creating  incentives  to  attract  fob  applicants  from  the  undergradu- 
ate population. 

Additional  Safety  fet  SecuriLv 

New  escort  van  was  purchased  and  is  In  use. 

An  additional  dispatcher  for  escort  service  hired. 

5  additional  student  security  supervisors  hired. 

The  student-initiated  Peer  Victim  Assistance  Program  has  now  completed  its  third  semester  of  operation.   JYained 
peers  staffed  a  hotline  on  weekday  evenings,  providing  information  and  referrals  for  students  concerned  about  harass- 
ment and  intimidation.   Despite  several  different  publii  ity  campaigns,  students  have  not  utiliied  this  service. 
Continuation  or  modification  of  this  program  is  being  discussed  with  the  Shident  Government  Association  leadership. 


3.  Review  and  revise  new  student's  program  to  emphasize  social  justice  issues  and  behavior  expectations. 


4.  Irainin^  and  Development 


Training  and  Development  will  be  restored.  A  specific  plan  will  be  submitted  to  the  Chancellor  within 
the  next  10  days  (by  1 1/17/92). 


Press  releases  will  be  Issued  each  month  to  be  published  in  the  Campus  Chronicle. 


a  .  Students  provided  additional  training  on  non-violent  confrontation  in  the  January  training.  Additional 
offerings  tor  RA's  as  In-service  training  during  the  semester.  Additional  social  issues  training  also  Included. 

b.  7  Assistant  Resident  Directors  were  hired  for  the  Spring  1993  semester 

c.  RA  Role  Review  Committee  completed  its  work  by  end  of  fall  semester.   Report  available  as  well  as  VC 
Robinson's  response. 

d.  Housing  Sertiies  Resiew  Committee  report  was  completed  in  August  and  is  under  review. 


Diversity  Issues  art  emphasized  during  New  Students  Ctrientation. 


The  search  for  a  Tfaining  and  Development  Manager  has  been  completed  with  the  hiring  of  Dr.  Linda  Marchesani. 
Hiring  of  other  staff  and  graduate  students  is  currently  underway.  A  project  providing  diversity  education  for  employ- 
ees is  top  priority. 


Communication  will  be  maintained  by  updating  and  adding  to  this  chart  on  a  semester-by-semester  basis. 
SCiA  leaden  will  provide  the  Chancellor's  office  with  a  list  of  student  organizations  that  should  receive  the  chart. 


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By  J«on«  Dixon 


ARIES  (March  2UApnl  )9): 
Someofw  who  ts  leehng  under  the 
weather  needs  your  support. 
Business  negotiations  go  more 
smooihly  than  in  the  recent  past.  A 
family  member  makei  an  interesting 
suggestion. 

TAURUS  (April  20-Mdy  20). 
Career  arxl  tinar>cial  matters  domi- 
nate your  thoughts  today.  Keep 
long-range  goals  in  mind  while 
launching  a  travel  or  educational 
pro|ect.  A  (rierKJship  brings  impor- 
tant r»ew  benefils- 

CEMINI  (May  2l-|une  201:  Be 
rwrvcommiltal  about  a  r>ew  career 
opportunity  until  you  can  talk  it  over 
with  loved  ones.  Romance  needs 
encouragenwnl;  take  the  initiative. 
Cultivate  the  power  of  positive 
thinking. 

CANCER  Oune  21-luly  21):  A 
perwnal  project  gets  the  green  light. 
Your  ideas  are  right  on  target!  Take 
a  leaf  from  an  old  friend's  book. 
Approach  those  who  have  the 
authority  to  make  important  deci- 
sions. 

LEO  Uuly  23-Aug.  22):  Starling  a 
new  business  or  making  a  major 
career  change  requires  careful  plan- 
ning. Consult  experts.  Creating  a 
positive  work  atmosphere  will  be 
easy  if  you  hire  people  who  share 
your  optimism. 

VIRGO  (Aug.  23-Sept.  22):  A 
fpod  period  for  vacatiorH  and  travel. 
You  are  sometimes  loo  critical  or 
suspicious  for  your  own  good. 
Review  insurance  matters  with  an 
agent  you  trust.  Family  members 
deserve  the  best  coverage  you  can 
aHord. 


IIIRA  (Sept.  23-Ocl.  22):  You 
could  find  yourself  m  a  difficult  situ- 
ation caused  bv  in  associate  s  dis 
honesty  Deal  with  this  problem  m  a 
prompt  and  forthright  manner  and 
you  wtll  emerge  a  wmr^er.  Be  gentle 
with  loved  ones 

SCORPIO  (Oct.  23-Nov.  21): 
Despite  a  rocky  staa.  this  should 
turn  out  to  be  a  highly  saiisiactory 
day  Settle  any  differences  with 
krved  or»e  at  the  earliest  opportunity. 

SAGITTARIUS  (Nov.  22-Dec 
211:  Be  very  security-  conscious  ti 
traveling  or  visitir^  arvMher  city  lor 
the  first  time  An  anitude  of  overcon- 
fiderxre  could  get  ycxj  into  hot  water 
with  your  romantic  partr^r.  Guard 
ycxir  valuables. 

CAPRICORN  (Dec.  l2-\an  19): 
Creative  effons  can  be  h-ghly  prof- 
itable il  you  are  flexible.  Adopt  a 
less  independent  starve  when  deal 
ing  with  stubborn  colleagues.  A 
shared  spiritual  experience  will 
strengthen  a  fnernlship.  Do  not  let 
your  imagination  run  wild. 

AQUARIUS  i\an.  20-reb.  IB): 
Financial  affairs  Icmk  promising.  A 
friend  covers  lor  you  m  an  embar- 
rassing situation.  Do  not 
shon-change  your  loved  ones  Call 
friends  and  colleagues  if  you  want  lo 
expand  your  social  calendar.  Keep 
their  confidences. 

PtSCES  (Feb.  19-March  20):  Slav 
alert!  Careless  mistakes  can  be  cost- 
ly What  was  prevKxisly  established 
could  be  changed  by  today's 
events.  Starvd  up  for  your  rights.  A 
mood  of  nostalgia  may  prevail  this 
evening.  Romartce  sends  your  spir- 
its  scuring! 


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East/West  Lasagna 

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11  Actraaa 
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customart 

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24  Van*  dir 

26  Actor 
Famando 

27  Ovaract 


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39  HaM  masks 

41  Most  caultoua 

42  Barna  «  Patar 

44  Output  of 
52  Across 

45  Turrets 
47  Claw 

46  Painful 


49  Soft  drink 

50  Form#f 
Midaast  titia 

51  wnara  chanty 
bagms 

53  Ragarding 

54  Grand  — 

55  Stockings 

56  Spnngtima 
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29  Ctty  DO  tha  Amo    28  Py<a  ptayad  by 


34  Lava,  in 
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37  PTA  mwnbars 

38  Hokay-pok.y. 
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39  Knock  out 

40  Enioyad  a  m..l 

41  Fnand  of 
42  Down 

42  Sits 

43  Butlars 

45  Most  gwitia 

46  Assam  siikworm 

47  Singar  Tannilla 
46  Whatars   art 
52  'Candy  is 

dandy'  man 

56  Buttwinkla.  a.g. 

57  Gort  cup 

58  European 
capttai 

59  Fr»och  Cfty 

60  Aka  Oan  Cupid 

61  Airport  abbrs 

62  Bakar's 
ingrad»*nt 

63  Barrryard 
ctuckara 

64  Any 

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29  Ka.ps  off 

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31  Ropa  loop 

32  Nursary  notsas 

33  Garman 
pamtar  Max 


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truthfully,  as  far  as  leprechauris  oo,  I've  never 

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Page  8  /  Monday,  September  19,  1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Sports 


Minutemen  rush  past  hapless  Crusaders 


AftdrewBryce 

Collegian  Staff 


WORCESTER,  MA  —  An  ugly 
7-0  first  half  score  turned  into  a 
beautiful  32-0  victory  as  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  football 
team  defeated  the  Crusaders  of  Holy 
Cross  al  Filton  Field. 

Before  a 


UMass   32 


homecoming 
crowd  of  12.271, 
the  Minutemen 
1 1-1 )  shut  out 
their  opponent  for  the  first  time  in 
four  years,  dating  back  to  1990  when 
they  were  victorious  against 
Villanova  3-0. 

As  for  the  0-2  Crusaders,  their 
only  source  of  offense  turned  out  to 
be  senior  tailback  Kevin  Wynn,  who 
rushed  for  108  yards  on  12  carries. 
Touted  quarterback  Andy  Fitzpatrick 
was  ineffective  for  the  second 
straight  week,  completing  just  9-25 
for  92  yards. 

"How  'bout  the  defense."  said  the 
very  pleased  Minutemen  coach  Mike 
Hodges.  "There  was  a  goose  egg, 
and  we  don't  do  that  too  often.  This 
guy  (Fitzpairick)  can  throw  the  foot- 
ball with  anybody,  and  we  did  a 
great  job  of  putting  the  pressure  on 
him." 

If  it  wasn't  defensive  linemen  like 
seniors  Ben  Albert,  Brian  Corcoran 
and  Silas  Burke  stuffing  the  run  and 
pressuring  Fitzpatrick,  it  was  the 
linebackers,  like  sophomore  Mike 
Valentino  and  senior  Trejo  Rust, 
picking  up  the  slack. 

As  for  the  Crusader  air  attack, 
senior  Tony  Williams  headed  the  sec- 
ondary, picking  off  two  passes. 

Holy  Cross  has  been  outscored 
81-3  in  the  last  two  games,  including 
a  49-5  drubbing  last  week  at  the 
hands  of  Army. 

The  Minutemen,  on  the  other 
hand,  were  carried  by  their  explo- 
sive ground  game  —  412  rushing 


yards  on  the  day.  two  one  hundred- 
yard  rushers,  the  same  two  backs 
scoring  two  touchdowns  apiece  and 
three  different  running  backs  scor- 
ing touchdowns. 

junior  fullback  Rene  Ingoglia.  liv- 
ing up  to  his  preseason 
Ail-American  talk,  rushed  for  199 
yards  on  30  carries  as  well  as  scoring 
two  touchdowns.  One  statistic  that 
sums  up  the  outstanding  day  of 
Ingoglia.  who  captured  the  |ohn 
Turco  Award  as  the  game's  MVP, 
was  that  he  gained  at  least  a  yard  on 
all  30  carries  —  no  loss  of  yards. 
Vintage  Ingoglia. 

It  did  not  end  there.  Ingoglia's 
number  one  mate  in  the  backfield, 
sophomore  tailback  Frank  Alessio, 
sped  for  a  career-high  109  yards 
on  a  career-high  total  of  15  car- 
ries, and  scored  two  touchdowns, 
as  well.  And  sophomore  transfer 
Ron  Brockington  ran  for  a  TD,  his 
second  of  his  career  in  as  many 
games. 

More  credit  for  the  offense'.'  The 
offensive  line  did  the  job,  as  evi- 
dent by  the  total  yardage,  funior 
QB  Andrew  McNeilly  had  to  throw 
just  14  times,  and  completed  seven 
passes  for  82  yards.  An  all-around 
solid  effort. 

The  game  was  scoreless  up  until 
7:56  of  the  second  quarter,  when 
Ingoglia  rambled  for  a  30-yard  score 
and  Eric  Oke  hit  the  extra  point  to 
make  it  7-0.  That  was  the  only 
points  scored  in  the  ugly,  punt-filled 
first  half. 

"It  was  a  third-and-one  play,  and  I 
was  just  thinking  short  yardage,"  said 
Ingoglia.  "[Brockington]  threw  a 
great  block,  and  I  happened  to  get 
the  yard  and  just  bounced  it.  I  got 
outside  the  comer,  and  it  was  there." 

Williams  picked  off  a  Fitzpairick 
pass  late  in  the  second  period,  his 
first  of  two  in  the  game,  that  stopped 
a  Holy  Cross  drive.  The  interception 
was  the  junior  Fitzpuirick's  first  since 


junior  fullback  Rene  Ingoglia  captured  the  John  Turco  award  as  the  Holy 
Cross  homecoming  game's  most  valuable  player. 


his  freshman  year,  some  143 
attempts  later. 

Ingoglia  then  capitalized  on  an 
eight-play,  78-yard  third  quarter 
drive  with  a  two-yard  run  for  his  sec- 
ond TD  to  make  it  1 3-0.  before  Oke 
missed  the  PAT. 

The  fourth  quarter  was  more  of  a 
Minuteman  onslaught,  as  they  scored 
another  three  TD's.  Alessio  bumped 
the  score  to  19-0  with  a  five  yard 
score  with  10:02  left  in  the  fourth. 
The  4-play.  38-yard  drive  was  inititat- 
ed  by  Williams'  second  interception. 


UMass  All-America  hopefuls  do  it  all 

Roberts,  Myers  spearhead  women's  soccer 


By  Mike  Reiis 

Collegion  Sloff 


The  words  in  itself  say  enough:  All-America 
Candidate.  A  potential  All-America  selection  has  to  be 
an  Ail-Around  All-Everything  -  much  like  Nicole 
Roberts  and  Rebecca  Myers. 

The  tandem  scored  two  goals  apiece  yesterday,  spark- 
ing the  University  of  Massachusetts  women's  soccer 
team  to  a  6-2  triumph  over  Temple  in  Philadelphia.  Pa. 

Massachusetts  remains  undefeated  at  5-0,  and  with 
the  win,  also  improves  its  Atlantic  10  Conference 
mark  to  3-0. 

The  team  now  turns  its  attention  to  the  upcoming 
weekend  (Sept.  24-25)  when  it  hosts  the  UMass 
Classic  at  Richard  F.  Garber  Field.  In  addition  to 
UMass.  Connecticut.  William  &  Mary  and  Central 
Florida  will  participate  in  the  toumey. 

Yesterday  at  Temple,  it  didn't  take  long  for  two 
of  Massachusetts  five  All-America  candidates  to 
break  into  the  scoring  column.  At  17:00.  Roberts 
found  the  back  of  the  net.  giving  Massachusetts  a 
1-0  lead.  Sophomore  midfielder  Sandy  Shimogaki 
assisted  on  the  goal. 

Myers  scored  soon  after  at  24:30.  cashing  in  on  a 
feed  from  junior  Rachel  LeDuc.  Nearing  the  end  of  the 
first  half,  Myers  tallied  her  second  goal  of  the  game, 
assisted  by  sophomore  lulic  Magid. 

Roberts  added  her  second  score  of  the  contest  in  the 
second  half,  as  sophomore  All-America  candidate  Erin 
Lynch  and  Polly  Hackathom  also  cashed  in  with  sec- 
ond half  goals 

Lightning's  Impact: 

Last  season,  Massachusetts  and  Rutgers  locked 
horns  in  an  Atlantic  10  matchup  at  Garber  Field  that 
the  Minutewomen  controlled  throughout.  Yet  the  final 
result  was  a  0-0  lie. 

On  Friday,  it  appeared  lightning  was  going  to  strike 
twice,  with  the  teams  battling  to  another  scoreless  tie. 
Lightning  did  strike,  but  this  time  around. 
Massachusetts  had  the  final  say. 

Riding  the  strength  of  freshman  Tina  Lightning's 
goal  at  106:40,  Massachusetts  earned  a  hard-fought 
1-0  victory  in  A- 10  Conference  play.  Myers  and  Lynch 
assisted  on  the  goal. 

Scoring  goals  in  iMjthing  new  to  Lightning,  a  native 
of  London,  England.  While  captaining  the  Fulham 
Ladies  Football  Club,  which  was  the  Divisional 
Championship  r\inner-up.  Lightning  amassed  25  goals. 

Ma>«achuMltt  No.  5  in  nation: 

As  of  today,  when  the  updated  national  women's 
soccer  poll  will  be  released.  Massachusetts  was 


ranked  No.  5. 

"The  ranking  really  doesn't  mean  anything."  said 
senior  co-captain  and  All-America  candidate  Heidi 
Kocher  earlier  in  the  week.  "What  matters  most  is 
where  you  are  at  the  end  of  the  season." 

Looking  for  rea.sons  why  Massachusetts  is  ranked  so 
high,  and  respected  across  the  nation?  Here's  a  few: 

•  Over  its  first  five  games,  it  has  outscored  the 
opposition  18-2.  In  addition,  it  has  oulshot  the 
opposition  106-32. 

•  The  team  has  never  trailed,  and  has  outscored  the 
opposition  8-0  in  the  first  half. 

•  Freshman  goalkeeper  Danielle  Dion  has  3.5 
shutouts,  a  .925  save  percentage  and  a  0.41  GAA. 

•  An  air-tight  defense  led  by  Kocher. 

•  A  midficid  that  controls  the  middle  of  the  field, 
and  distributes  the  ball  well. 

•  A  potent  frontline,  with  everyone  a  scoring  threat. 

•  A  coach,  |im  Rudy,  who  is  fourth  among  Division 
I  women's  soccer  coaches  in  career  victories  (162) 
along  with  accomplished  assistants.  April  Kster  and 
Brianna  Scurry. 

•  Depth  ( 1 1  of  14  players  in  scoring  column). 

•  The  team  has  had  32  total  comer  kicks,  compared 
to  the  opponents  12. 

•  Every  player  on  the  team  has  at  least  one  shot  on 
net.  witti  Myers  (18).  LeDuc  (16).  Melissa  Mitchell 
(12)  and  Roberts  (ID  logging  double-digit  totals. 


jgym 


COtLlGIANnit 

Sophomore  Rebecca  Myers  scored  two  goals  in 
the  UMass  victory  over  Atlantic  1 0  rival  Temple. 


National  Football  League  Results  Week  Three 


New  Eng[an<J  31-Cincinatti  28 
Buffalo  1 5-Houston  7 
Philadelphia  1 3-Green  Bay  7 
New  Orleans  9-Tampa  Bay  7 
Pittsburgh  Gl'-lndiannapolis  21 
Minnesota  42-Chicago  1 4 


Miami  28-N.Y.  Jets  14 
San  Diego  24-Seattle  1 0 
San  Francisco  34-L.A.  Rams  1 9 
L.A.  Raiders  48-Denver  1 6 
N.Y.  Giants  31 -Washington  23 
Kansas  City-ot  Atlanta  (Late) 


Detroit  at  Dallas  (Tonight) 


Alessio  scored  once  again  on  a 
16-yard  run  at  12:1  1  to  push  the 
score  to  25-0.  Brockington  then 
added  to  the  punishment  when,  after 
a  fumble  on  the  kickoff.  he  scored 
from  25  yards  out  with  2:32  left  to 
finalize  the  score. 

Hodges  was  pleased  with  the  units 
on  both  sides  of  the  ball. 

'I'm  very  happy  for  what  we  did 
offensively,  but  I'm  extremely  happy 
with  a  zero  on  the  scoreboard, 
because  those  are  hard  to  come  by," 
said  Hodges. 


Backs  key  to  UM  success 


By  Anthony  Guido 

Collegian  Stolf 


WORCESTER.  .MA  —  Thunder 
and  Lightning. 

One  rumbles  and  one  >lrikes 
Together  Massachusetts'  Rene 
Ingoglia  and  Frank  .Alessio  com- 
bine to  form  the  Ksi  backfield  in 
the  Yankee  Conference. 

"It's  great  to  have  those  guys,  if 
we  can  rush  the  fiKjiball  like  this 
we're  going  to  win  a  lot  of  football 
games."  Coach  Mike  Hodges  said. 

The  backfield  duo  combined  for 
508  yards  rijshing  in  a  32-0  romp 
over  Holy  Cross,  with  two  touch- 
downs each.  The  Minuteman 
offense  steamrolled  the  Crusaders 
after  halftime  to  the  tune  of  25 
points  on  four  rushing  touchdowns, 
with  4 1 2  total  yards  on  the  ground. 

With  the  UMass  offense  strug- 
gling midway  through  the  second 
quarter,  the  Minutemen  faced  a 
third-and-one  situation.  Ingoglia 
took  the  handoff  and  bounced  out- 
side, down  the  sideline  for  a  touch- 
down to  break  a  scoreless  tic. 

"All  1  was  thinking  was  one 
yard,  but  Ron  | Brockington]  made 
a  great  block  so  I  could  take  it  to 
the  comer.  It  really  got  us  rolling," 
Ingoglia  said. 

Ingoglia  (50-199)  was  presented 
the  Bob  Turco  award  for  homecom- 
ing most  valuable  player.  He  picked 
up  his  second  TD  on  a  two  yard  run, 
after  again  running  for  50  on  the 
previous  play. 

"The  MVP  trophy  is  a  team 
honor,  it's  a  tribute  to  my  team- 
mates, it  belongs  to  all  of  us," 
Ingoglia  said. 

Ingoglia  continues  to  re-write 
the  UMass  records  books  as  well. 
The  junior  running  back  is  now 
second  on  the  all-time 
yards-gained  list  with  2,269  yards. 


Ingoglia,  with  his  two  touch- 
downs, moved  up  to  second  on  the 
all-time  touchdowns  list  with  25. 

"Rene  is  a  guy  who  can  bounce 
to  fullback  and  tailback.  You  can't 
set  your  defenses  because  you  don't 
know  where  he's  going  to  be.' 
Hodges  said. 

Alessio  (15-109)  used  his  out- 
side quickness  to  avoid  would-be 
tacklers  all  day.  The  sophomore 
running  back  broke  touchdown 
runs  of  5  and  16  yards  while 
recording  his  first  career  100-yard 
game.  With  his  breakaway  speed, 
Alessio  is  a  threat  to  go  all  the  way 
every  time  he  touches  the  ball. 

"I'm  happy  for  him.  he  did  a 
great  job  today.  He  struggled  a  lit- 
tle bit  last  week,"  Hodges  said. 

"Frank  is  the  scatback,  our 
styles  compliment  each  other  very 
well,"  Ingoglia  said. 

Three  new  starters  on  the 
Minuteman  offensive  line  opened 
up  holes  consistently  for  the  back- 
field,  with  Ingoglia  and  Alessio  each 
averaging  over  six  yards  per  carry. 
Guards  Mark  Zych,  Todd  Tinker, 
and  center  Mark  Shalala  performed 
well  after  a  tough  first  game. 

"We  were  missing  something 
last  week,  missing  some  schemes. 
we  got  it  back  today,"  Ingoglia 
said,  "the  offensive  line  was  excel- 
lent today." 

Hodges  indicated  that  Ingoglia. 
Alessio.  and  Brockington  (5-59.  1 
TD)  will  continue  to  rotate  and 
share  duties.  Hodges  has  different 
weapons  for  different  situations, 
as  all  three  appear  to  be  capable 
receivers  out  of  the  backfield. 

"We  will  continue  to  move  the 
backs  around,  some  guys  have  a 
feel  for  certain  plays,  we  will  take 
what  the  defense  gives  us," 
Hodges  said.  "It's  going  to  be  hard 
to  stop  us." 


Volleyball  remains  undefeated  at  11-0 

Brown,  Delaware,  Yale  and  Hartford  Fall  at  UMass  Classic 


By  Brian  Periilo 

Collegian  Staff 


The  wins  just  keep  on  coming. 

The  University  of  Massachusetts  volleyball  team  played 
host  to  the  UMass  Classic  toumament  this  past  weekend, 
and  had  little  trouble  dispatching  with  four  opponents  to 
capture  first  place. 

The  Minutewomen  sailed  by  Brown,  Delaware. 
Hartford  and  Yale  in  the  Curry  Hicks  Cage  to  remain 
undefeated.  Their  11-0  record  marks  the  best  start  for 
UMass  volleyball  since  1985  when  the  team  jumped  out 
to  a  15-0  mark,  the  best  ever  for  Massachusetts  volley- 
ball. 

The  Minutewomen  have  now  won  33  of  the  34  games 
they  have  played  this  .season,  after  having  their  school 
record  25  game  winning  streak  snapped  in  the  second 
game  against  Delaware. 

"We're  playing  well."  said  UMass  Coach  Bonnie  Kenny. 
"We  had  some  lough  back  to  back  matches." 

UMass  sophomore  outside  hitter  Dionne  Nash,  who 
collected  47  kills  and  27  digs  in  the  tournament,  was 
named  Most  Valuable  Player. 

"Dionne  hit  the  ball  exceptionally  well,  she  played  very 
smart."  Kenny  said. 

junior  middle  blocker  Rachel  Sky  and  freshman  outside 
hitler  Lesley  Nolan  were  named  to  the  All-Tournament 
team  for  the  Minutewomen. 

"Lesley  stepped  up  and  Rachel  played  exceptional 
defense."  said  Kenny. 

UMass  defeats  Brown  15-13,  15-12.  I  S-l  2 

With  their  starting  setter  and  floor  general,  junior 
Cass  Anderson,  out  with  a  back  injury,  The 
Minutewomen  turned  to  freshman  Michelle  Paciorek  to 
handle  the  duties. 

"Michelle  did  a  great  job  for  her  first  Division  I  setting 
experience,"  said  Kenny. 

Maybe  so,  but  UMass  did  not  click  early,  falling  behind 
0-7  and  0-8  in  the  first  two  games,  before  using  come- 
backs to  take  the  match  in  three  straight. 

"Michelle  did  well,"  Sky,  who  led  the  team  with  I  5 
digs,  said.  "As  a  team  we  played  about  two  levels  lower 
than  we  are  capable  of." 

UMass  defeats  Delaware  15-9,  15-15.  15-6,  15-11 

"All  good  things  must  come  to  an  end,"  Kenny  said  of 
the  25  game  winning  streak  ended  in  game  two.  "but  it 
doesn't  really  concern  me,  people  ask  if  you  won,  not  how 
you  won." 

UMass  used  four  players  with  over  10  kills,  led  by 
Nash's  20,  and  three  in  double  digits  in  digs,  led  by  Sky's 
23,  to  down  the  Blue  Hens.  Anderson  returned  to  the 
UMass  lineup,  splitting  setting  duties  with  Paciorek,  and 


coiiicMN  ml 
The  Minutewomen  shined  in  the  UMass  Classic, 
extending  their  winning  steak  to  1 1  games. 

each  of  them  collected  over  20  assists. 
UMau  dcfcals  Hartford  15-0,  17-15,  15-9 

The  Minutewomen,  who  were  the  only  team  to  play 
four  matches  in  the  tournament,  opened  up  day  two  of  the 
UMass  Classic  with  a  victory  over  the  Hawks. 

Anderson  started  for  the  Minutewomen  and  tallied  53 
assists  as  well  as  leading  the  team  with  1 5  digs.  Sophomore 
sensation  Giza  Rivera  led  UMass  in  kills  with  1 1 . 

Freshman  Leigh  Ready  and  junior  Beth  Cabral  also 
played  well  for  UMass  throughout  the  toumament  in  a 
platoon  situation. 

This  is  great."  said  Kenny,  "but  we  still  have  to  beat  the 
first  rate  teams  like  George  Washington,  URI  and  Temple." 

UMass  dcfeau  Yale  1 5-6.  1 5-8,  1 5-S 

The  Minutewomen  ended  the  tournament  by  disposing 
of  Yale  to  lock  up  first  place. 

Nash  once  again  led  UMass  in  kills  with  10,  and  had  an 
impressive  .450  hitting  percentage.  Anderson  also  played 
well,  again  leading  UMass  in  both  assi.sts,  30.  and  digs.  11. 

"Our  intensity  level  was  low.  it  has  to  be  higher."  Sky 
said  of  the  toumament.  "We  play  to  the  level  of  our  oppo- 
sition. 1  can't  wait  to  play  at  a  higher  level." 


Sports  Notice: 

There  will  be  a  meeting  for  all  Collegian  sports  staff  mem- 
bers on  Tuesday  at  7  p.m.  in  the  Collegian  offices.  Anyone 
who  is  interested  in  writing  for  sports  is  encouraged  to 
attend. 

Anyone  with  questions  should  call  Matt  Vautour  or  Andrew 
Bryce  at  545-1 851. 


Women's  tennis  takes 
three  in  a  row 

The  UMass  women's  tennis  team 
started  Its  season  off  right  with  three 
straight  wins  over  the  weekend  (Sports, 
page  1 4). 


Motorcycle  accident 
hospitalizes  student 

A  UMass  junior  riding  a  motorcycle 
struck  a  dormitory  wail  late  friday 
afternoon  and  remains  hospitalized  in 
good  condition  (story  on  page  9). 


Van  Domme's  new  film 
better  than  expected 

Time  trovel,  morliol  oris  solvoge  yet 
onotKer  Hollywood  action  move  (Jean- 
Cloude  Van  [jommej  Time  Cop  reviewed 
CO  poge  5,  Art*  &  Living) 


Extended  Forecast 

Mostly  sunny,  high  in  the  mid-70s 
with  a  west  wind  oMO  to  1 S  mph  Fair 
tonight  with  lows  around  45  to  SO 
Mostly  sunny  and  warm  Wednesday 
with  rain  moving  in  Thursday. 


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HIGH:  75 
LOW:  45 


High:  80 

low:  50 


High:  65 
LOW:  55 


The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  6 


New  England's  Largest  College  Doily  •  Founded  in  1890  •  Daily  Since  1967 


Tuesday,  September  20,  1994 


U.S.  brings  democracy  and  problems  to  Haiti 


By  Lisa  M.  Hamm 

Asvxiated  Press 


PORT— AU-PRINCE,  Haiti  —  To  the  cheers  of  jubi- 
lant slunidwcllers,  U.S.  troops  swept  peaeelully  into  Haiti 
by  sea  and  air  Monday  to  clear  the  way  for  a  new  democ- 
ratic day  in  this  poor,  violent  land. 

The  first  Gls.  dropping  in  by  helicuplcr  at  Porl-au 
Prince  airport,  met  with  only  coopieralion  from  officers  of 
the  military  dictatorship.  Thousands  of  other  Haitians 
streamed  to  the  city  harbor  to  greet  arriving  soldiers, 
some  clambering  over  fences  lo  give  I  he  Americans  a  per- 
sona) welcome. 

"We're  free!  We're  free!"  one  shouted. 

But  the  euphoria  was  dampened  by  an  ugly  scene  at  the 
port.  As  American  soldiers  watched  warily  from  nearby, 
Haitian  police,  some  swinging  rifles  and  slicks,  broke  up  a 
rally  of  hundreds  of  people  chanting  slogans  in  favor  of 
exiled  Presideni  |ean-Berirand  Aristide.  An  8-year-old  boy 
was  killed  when  run  over  by  car  in  the  late  afternoon 
melee. 

The  scene  could  be  a  prelude  lo  ihe  davs  jnd  weeks  to 
come,  making  Operation  Support  Democracy  a  risky  ven- 


Ry  pledging  lo  surrender  power,  Haiti's  rulers  kepi  the 
Americans  from  shooting  their  way  in.  But  a  key  unccr 
tainty  clings  lo  Sunday's  last-minute  deal:  Will  next 
month's  promised  transition  back  lo  Arisiidc.  the  elected 
president,  lake  place  without  new  turmoil  and  bkiodshed'.' 

"The  mission  still  has  risks."  President  Clinton  said  at 
the  White  House. 

Alter  landing  at  the  airport,  the  U.S.  lor\c  commander. 
L.t.  Gen.  Henry  Hugh  Shelton.  went  first  lu  lljiiian  amiy 
headquarters  and  met  with  military  strongman  1  i  Gen. 
Raoul  Cedrus  to  discuss  arrangements  for  I  he  new  U.S. 
occupation  —  the  second  in  Haiti  this  century 

Shellon  lalcr  described  the  session  as  "\v<inii  and  ccvop- 
eralive."  The  two  military  forces  iimsi.  iimong  other 
things,  decide  who  is  in  charge  of  everyday  security  mat- 
ters during  the  3  1/2  weeks  leading  to  the  Oct.  15  dead 
line  for  Cedras'  resignation. 

Shellon  said  he  hoped  the  Haitians  would  handle  any 
"internal  disturbances"  on  their  own.  But  he  said  no  deci- 
sion had  been  made  on  disarming  thousands  of  army  aux- 
iliaries, blamed  for  much  of  Haiti's  recent  terror. 

It  was  unclear  if  Haitian  police  would  make  their  nor- 


mal rounds  in  pro- Aristide  areas  Monday  night.  About  six 
policemen  carrying  slicks,  rilles  or  automatic  weapons 
guarded  the  gates  to  the  port.  The  American  landing  cli- 
maxed three  years  of  international  diplomatic  and  eco 
nomie  pressure  to  restore  Aristide.  ousted  in  a  September 
1991  coup. 

Shortly  after  9  a.m..  the  first  wave  of  US.  soldiers, 
flying  in  from  the  invasion  llotilla  offshore,  stormed  off 
10  Black  Hawk  helicopters  at  the  airport,  assault  rilles  at 
the  ready.  The  camouflage  uniformed  Americans,  pre- 
pared for  anything,  were  met  hy  welcoming  Haiii.ni  olli 
cers. 

Karlier.  jl  first  light,  two  I    >    warship^  and  a  C'oasi 
Guard  culler  had  steamed  inlu  Port  au  PniKC  liaitxn    As 
ihe  day  wore  i.)n.  Arislide  sup|xiriers  ihnnfcil  ihe  liarlxH 
side  in  a  carnival  mood,  cheering  Gls  as  they  alighlcil 
from  assault  choppers. 

"Tell  Clinton  that  all  Hailiaii^  are  happy."  said  one  man 
awaiting  the  Americans'  arrival 

Late  into  the  night,  helicopters  continued  lo  Icrrv 
supplies  to  the  airport  and  port.  US    iroops  didn'l  vcii 
lure  beyond  ihosc  are.i^.  where  ihev  vsere  speniling  the 
night. 


What  more  can  you  ask  for?  It's  all  at  the  Big  E 


By  Emily  Marino 

Collegion  Stoff 


Where  else  but  the  Big  E  can  you  eat  everything  from 
burritos  to  com  dogs,  play  a  round  of  miniature  golf,  air 
brush  your  favorite  T-shirl  and  battle  a  raging  roller 
coaster  all  in  one  day'.' 

This  year's  Big  E  features  a  number  of  attractions  that 
make  the  fair  worthy  of  its  reputation  as  one  of  the 
biggest  and  best  events  to  ever  happen  to  western 
Massachusetts. 

Amidst  the  crowd  of  booths,  buildings,  pavilions, 
stands,  rides,  tents  and  most  importantly  people,  it  is  easy 
to  see  that  the  Big  E  is  a  big  deal. 

The  most  noticeable  presence  on  the  fairgrounds 
(besides  the  chewing,  licking,  munching  and  sipping  peo- 
ple who  frequent  them)  is  the  wide  array  of  fix»d  stands. 


Colorful  signs  with  pictures  of  giant  hot  dogs,  frcnch  Iries. 
pretzels  and  fried  dough  are  everywhere,  advertising  all  of 
the  foods  traditionally  offered  at  fairs. 

If  arts  and  crafts  are  the  name  of  your  game,  you  won't 
be  disappointed.  Vendors  offer  the  opportunity  lo  pur- 
chase the  air-brushed  design  of  your  choice,  handmade 
jewelry,  accessories  lor  the  home  (some  funky  key  racks 
or  ceiling  fan  pulls),  caricatures  drawn  on-ihe-spol,  and  a 
handful  of  knick-knacks  that  you  will  convince  yourself 
you  can  use  somehow  in  your  room. 

Animal  lovers  will  likely  need  at  least  one  day  just  to 
experience  all  of  the  fury,  feathered  or  tloaiing  Iriends 
that  are  hanging  out  at  the  Big  E  for  ihe  next  couple  of 
weeks.  The  fair  features  a  number  ol  animal  rides  and 
exhibits,  and  even  boasts  a  free  petting  zoo. 

One  of  the  most  impressive  animal  displays  is  the 
World's  Largest  Mobile  Aquarium,  owned  and  operated 


by  Mike  C  amerota  of  Monson  Canieruid's  Lxhibit  lea 
luies  a  22-  pound  lobster,  moray  ceK.  Icnion  and  nurse 
sharks,  piranhas,  sea  horses  and  a  IS  l^ml.  170  pound 
python. 

"This  is  a  100  percent  cducalKinal  exhibil."  Camerola 
said.  "It  is  the  only  exhibii  like  n  in  the  itiuniry.  maybe 
even  wi;.  Id." 

Figuring  out  how  to  exit  the  trailer  (which  Camemi.i 
designed  lo  make  transptirling  the  animals  safe  .md  easv  • 
without  walking  past  the  python  was  an  eduL.iiu.n.il  cvpe 
rienee. 

Camerola  has  been  coming  lo  the  Big  I    l>i    I  '  \i.iis 
with  his  show.  He  said  a  network  ol  Iriends  iind  ^ul 
leagues  have  developed  in  this  lime. 

"for  me.  il  I  ihe  best  part  ol  coming  to  the  tail  |  is  visii 

lurr.  lo  BIG  E  poge  9 


Late  start  of  year 
means  pressure 
to  election  day 


By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegian  Staff 


The  Sludenl  (.ni\erniiienl  .Assui.  iaiion  .il  ihe 
University  of  Massui-husells  is  asking  sunlenis  in 
use  their  power  and  vole  in  the  upcoming  eleciiuns 
for  Sludenl  Senate. 

The  Sludenl  Senate  eleciiuns  will  be  held  on  Sept. 
29,  from  «  30  a.m.  lo  7  p  ni  Sludenis  living  in  the 
dormilories  can  vole  al  the  Dining  Commons  and 
students  who  commule  can  vote  at  The  Hatch  in  the 
Sludenl  Union.  Sludenis  who  live  in  the  Cireek  area 
can  vole  at  the  Newman  Center 

The  SGA  is  campaigning  lo  gel  siuileiils  lo  vole 
because,  according  to  SG,A  presideni  Mirran 
Raphaely,  5  percent  ol  the  UMass  undergraduate 
population  has  lo  cast  I  heir  ballots  in  order  lo  make 
the  elections  valid. 

"We  need  people  lo  turn  out  and  vole."  Raphaely 
said.  "We  need  i  percent  of  the  population.  K4  5 
(X'ople.  lo  make  the  elections  valid  " 

Nomination  papers  ftir  the  senaie  ihimiioms  wcnl 
out  last  Thuisday  ami  are  due  by  Sepi  23  ,i,  v.iil 
ing  lo  Raphaely. 

The  people  running  need  25  signatures  Irom  siu 
dents  who  reside  in  ihe  area  I  hey  are  running  tor  in 
order  lo  be  nominated  for  the  election,  iiccording  lo 
undergraduate  sludenl  speaker  Mercedes  Beianco. 

Raphaely  said  students  have  one  week  lo  cam 
paign  foi  their  position  because  ol  I  hi  late  siiirl  ol 
ihe  school  year. 

"School  slarling  late  has  created  a  problem 
because  we  have  a  conslilulional  deadline  lo  have 
the  elections  belore  Oct.  I."  Raphaely  saiJ. 

SCiA  is  holding  a  general  information  meeting 


Turn  t(.  SGA  (Kigt-  V 


"Going  to  the  chapel. . ." 


Departments  reorganized, 
hope  for  positive  change 


By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegian  Staff 


Kristina  Robbins,  a  University  of  Massachusetts  alumna  and  member 
Saturday  en  route  to  her  wedding  at  the  Amherst  Women's  Club. 


II'AK  A  TAVVtfM  /rfMliCtAN 

ot  Chi  Omega  sorority,  sashayed  through  the  Campus  Center  Concoufse 


The  realignment  of  the  Sludenl 
Allairs  organization  at  the  University 
ol  Massachusetts  has  eliminated  the 
old  divisional  structure  to  make  way 
lor  a  new  system  ol  clusters 

Vice  (."hancellor  ol  Sludenl  Alluirs 
Thomas  B  Robinson  directed  the 
restructuring 

In  a  memo  sent  lo  Student  Allairs 
staff  and  siudcnl  leaders,  he 
explained  ihe  plans  to  replace  the 
vice  chancellery's  six  divisions  by 
four  "cluslers"  of  interrelated  depan- 
menis  and  programs 

"Specifically.  I  plan  lo  eliininale 
the  current  Sludenl  Allairs  organi/ii- 
lion  based  on  the  concept  of  six  divi 
sions.  At  a  lime  when  collaboration 
and  partnership  is  critical  al  the 
University,  the  concept  of  divisions 
does  not  work  well  literally  or  figu 
ralively."  Robinson  said  in  the  memo. 

Robinson  created  the  cluslers  of 
departments  and  programs  to  help 
ihe  department  work  together  more 
efdcienlly  and  efleclively  ihan  the 
previous  structure  of  divisions 

The  four  major  clusters  are: 
tampus  Acliviiles  Cluster.  Student 
Affairs  t  luster.  Inrollmenl  Services 
Cluster  and  Vice  Chancellor's 
(luster  The  cluslers.  the  depart- 
ments and  programs  within  them  an 
descrifx.-d  below. 

The  Campus  Activities  Cluster  is 
managed  by  M.  Ricardo  Townes.  the 
newly  appointed  interim  assistant 
vice  chancellor  for  campus  activities. 

Townes  will  be  in  change  ol  the 
C  cnler  lor  Organiwilion  Advising  and 


Programming  COAP.  ihe  new 
umbrella  organi/alion  lor  student 
activities  on  campus,  will  replace  the 
Student  Activities  Office  as  il  cur 
rently  stands 

COAP  will  ollei  a<lvisoi\  and  pro 
graniming  support  to  registered  siu 
dent  organi/alions.  campus  cultural 
centers,  sludenl  businesses,  the  t  rait 
Shop.  Union  Video  Center.  WMUA 
radio  station,  and  ihe  Diiitv 
C  'ollvpun 

Included  111  llic'-c  ^'luiips  is  the 
OKice  o(  Third  World  Allairs.  ibe 
Sludenl  I  egal  Services  Ceiilei.  ihe 
Student  (enter  lor  Iducalmnal 
Research  and  Advocacy.  Coiiiinuler 
Services  and  ihe  llvnising  Resource 
Center 

The  Sludenl  Affairs  CluMer  is 
managed  lo  Anne  Vanin.  dean  ol  siu 
dents  and  associate  vice  chancellor 
for  Sludenl  Aflairs.  In  ihe  Student 
Affairs  (luster,  the  two  positions  will 
he  separated  and  Vanin  will  Ixeome 
full   lime  associate  vice  chancelkir 

The  Dean  ot  Sludenl'  Olliic  will 
continue  lo  function  wilh  its  current 
associale  and  assistant  deans  until  the 
end  ot  the  1994  95  year  and,  accord 
ing  to  the  memo.  Robiiw.n  hupc-s  to 
search  lor  a  (Krnianeni  dean  in  ihe 
IY9b 

Robinson  wrote  that  he  also  wants 
to  consolidate  all  umlergraduale  aca- 
demic and  non  acadeiiiic  disiiplinc 
ellons  inio  a  new  Olhce  of  (  onduel 
Standards 

Housing  Services  and  University 
Health  Services  ate  a  part  of  Ihe 
Student  Allairs  (  lu-iei 

Turn  lo  ClUSTIIM  fxigeV 


Career  opportunities  offered 
and  great  experience  available 


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Ghmour'  has  been  added  to  a  Smith  stiAdent's  life 


By  Tim  White 

Collegian  Correspondent 


The  Everywomen's  Center  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  offers 
counseling  and  support  groups,  but  il 
also  gives  students  an  opportunity  for 
career  advancement. 

"We  are  a  very  diverse  organiza 
lion."  says  Caail  Wallace,  director  of 
the  Everywomen's  Center  (EWC). 
"We  provide  services  to  all  women." 

located  on  the  second  floor  ol 
Wilder  Hall,  the  EWC  has  been  help 
ing  men  and  worncn  al  Ihe  University 
of  Massachusetts  and  throughout  the 
Five  College  system  as  well  as 
Hampshire  (Touniy  since  1972. 

"We  are  not  here  lo  provide 
answers."  Wiillace  said  "We  make 
you  aware  ol  all  i)f  the  options  \\c 
lei  you  know  what's  out  there  " 

In  addition  to  counseling  and  refer- 
rals lo  other  prvipranis  Wallace  said 
the  FW(  aUo  provides  job  cxpcri 
cnce 


"We  are  a  training  siic  lo  stu- 
dents." she  said.  "We  employ  over 
150  students  il  se.ir  .icru'-s  M  of  our 
programs  " 

The  prii^iritins  siudenis  are 
involved  in.  ,inl  receive  training,  for 
are  counsi.  luu'  services,  which 
includes  a  24  hour  hotline. 
Counselor  Advocate  program. 
Educator/Advocate  program. 
Resource  Referral  program,  and  the 
VK'omen  of  Color  program 

Asirid  Meijer.  assistant  coordina 
tor  of  the  Resource/Referral  pro 
gram,  said  with  the  number  of  pro 
grams  available  al  the  EWC,  it  is  easy 
lo  find  job  experience  sometimes 
leading  to  changes  in  majors  or 
career  decisions 

'There  arc  a  lot  of  people  ihal  I've 
--i.en  work  here  that  not  only  have  an 
academic  swiuh  but  go  through  a 
personal  growth,"  Meijer  said. 

Mcijcr  herself  started  as  an  under 

lufr  ■     EWC  ixjge  '^ 


By  Jessito  Toverno 

Collegian  Staff 


A  Smith  College  senior  from  Boise,  Idaho,  has 
received  honorable  mention  in  Glamour  magazine's 
annual  'Top  Ten  College  Women"  compctili>in 

(.overnmenl  sludies  major  Darcy 
GcKldard  will  have  her  name  prinicxi 
in  ihe  October  1994  issue  of  ihe 
magazine,  according  to  the  Smith 
College  news  office  The  national 
magazine  has  a  i.iri.ul,ilinn  of  more 
than  2  3  million. 

"It's  such  an  h<.inor  Anylime  anyxinc 
asks  abou!  il.  I  gel  embarrassed  and 
blush,"  (kxJdard  said  "My  da<l.  this  big 
hunter  fisfx-r- Idaho  man.  went  out  and 
boughl  three  copies.  He  was  so  pfxjud."        — — — 

Although  Goddard  did  not  end  up 
in  Ihe  lop  ten.  she  said  she  still  feels  it  will  serve  as 
a  positive  force  in  her  life. 

"The  gootl  ihing  aK)ut  il  is  that  il  is  a  national 
magazine,  not  as  respected  as  The  Sew  \ork^ 
Times,  but  il  still  receives  national  recognition." 
(kxldard  said. 

Several  different  categories  wilhin  the  i  onlesi 
were  math,  stieme  and  lileraHire    (nildard  said 


she  entered  inio  the  public  service  category  because 
il  is  whal  she  wants  to  get  into 

When  done  wilh  school.  Goddard  said  she  hopes 
to  attend  law  svhinjl  in  Washington  D'  prefer 
ably  al  Georgetown  University. 

Alter  Gtxldard  finished  a  scmesKi  m  Idaho  and 
seven  months  inieming  at 
ihc  Supreme  (  ourl  in 
Wa'hinglon  I)  (  .  she 
sent  her  appliialKin  to  the 
magazine 

The  appliialion  consist 
ed  ot  a  wriling  sample, 
tellers  ot  recommenda 
lion,  newspaper  clippings 
afxiul  her.  a  list  ol  aclivi- 
ties  she  participated  in, 
her  resume  and  a  list  of 
*  positions  she   has  ever 

held,  (jvxldatd  suid 

Man.  Cjreen.  a  rcpresenlalivc  lot  Itliimoiir.  ^aid 
the  winners  of  Ihe  contest  were  selected  by 
Olnmour  editors  on  the  basis  u(  outstanding  acade 
mic  credentials  and  eMracurnmliiis  above  and 
K-yond  school 

There  were  about   1.000  applicants  this  year. 
Green  said    The  winners  will  receive  $I.O(X)cach. 


"The  good  thing  about 
it  is  that  il  is  a  national 
magazine,  not  as 
respeeted  as  The  Ne»' 
York  limes,  but  it  still 
receives  national  recog- 
nition, "  Goddard  said. 


N«1H«NM»«IlN/rOtl(<,l»N 

Darcy  Goddard 

Although  (Anidard  is  flattered  bv  the  honorable 
mention,  she  said  she  can  loresoe  a  ni-pative  aspect 
in  receiving  the  recognition 

"There  is  this  perception  ihal  n  wa-  m.hh  kiml  ol 
txauly  eontesl.  hut  il  wasn't  al  all."  (ruddard  said, 

(iiKldard  said  she  was  required  lo  send  a  picture 
but  that  it  had  no  bearing  on  the  results  The  pic 
lures  were  used  onlv  fur  i<leniitn.aiion  and  Ihe  pho 
los  were  pulled  oil  file  while  the  appiu  .ml-  were 
being  considered. 


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the  Campus  Center.  The  organization  formed  to  provide  academic  support,  advice,  information  and 
resources  to  the  UMass  community  of  about  3,000  graduate  women. 


rucsday,  Scpl.  20 

New  memhen  mei-iin^  —  Alliance  for  Siudcni  IViwcr, 
Campus  Center  room  K04,  6:50  p.m.  Infurmalion:  Ken 
Miller,  6b5-347l. 

LHGA  Infusociiil  —  Campus  Center  r«x)ni  X05.  7  p.m. 
to  9  p.m. 

Speakers  Bureau  —  New  members  training.  Program 
for  GLB  Concerns  Oflice.  Cranipton  House,  b;  U)  p.m.  to 
9  p.m.  Inlormaiion:  545-4824. 

Reading  —  John  Ash.  Wuollon's,  19  Nn  I'kiisant  St.. 
Amherst.  8  p.m. 

Lecture  —  "Lost  and  RediscuvcictI  I  lu  Historic 
Gardens  of  Wales."  McConnell  Hall  103.  Siiiilh  College.  9 
a.m.  to  10  a.m..  No  fee,  Information:  585  2748 

Sukkul  Services  ~-  Morning  service-  lo  ;i m  .  Chabad 
House.  Information:  549-4094. 

Music  —  Tregar  &  Shank  Team  Lip.  laculty  recital. 
Sponsored  by  Department  of  Music  anci  Dance.  IJezanson 
Recital  Hall,  University  of  Massachusell^,  8  p.m. 

Special  Event  -—  "Healthy.  Wealthy  and  Wise?"  Lecture 
on  health  care  in  the  '90s,  main  lecture  hall,  Huhoke 
College,  7:30  p.m. 

Film  —  "Not  at  the  Mall;  A  Series  ot  liini  Lxperiences 
You  Won't  find  Anywhere  Else,"  BarllcU  Hall  auditorium, 
7  p.m.  No  fee. 

Wednesday.  Sept.  2! 

Lecture  —  Latjna/lesbian  comic  Mdrga  Gome/.  1  BG 
Studies  Lecture  series,  ninth  floor  Campus  Cenler,  12 
p.m.  to  1:30  p.m. 

Theater/comedy  —  Marga  Gomez  in  Che\-a.  $3.50  Five 
College  students  and  seniors.  $b  general  public.  Bowkcr 
Auditorium.  8  p.m.  Tickets:  Fine  Aris  Center  Box  Office. 
545-2511. 

Debate  Union  —  First  meeting  held  today.  Machrner 
lobby.  University  of  Massachusetts.  5:30  p.m. 


Lecture   —  "An  Adoptee's  Dreams."  poetry  reading. 
.SecKc  Hall,  room  201.  Smith  College.  7:30  p.m. 
Thursday,  Sept.  22 

Theuter/cvmeJy  —  Marga  Gomez  in  Cheia.  $i.50  Five 
College  siudenis  and  seniors.  $6  general  public.  Bowker 
Auditorium.  8  p.m.  Tickets:  Fine  Arts  Center  Box  Office 
545-2511. 

luit  Lur  Fun  —  Chabad  House  Sukkah  Party.  Chabad 
House.  8  p.m.  Information:  549-4094. 
Friday,  Sepl.  23 

Meeting  —  Meeting  of  Campus  Crusade  for  Christ, 
singing,  skits,  short  talks.  Campus  Center.  Check  informa- 
lion  desk  in  Campus  Center  for  room  number,  7  p.m. 

Spcciul  Lvent  —  Rep.  Bernard  Sanders  ^t-ill  be  speaking 
on  healih  care,  main  lecture  hall.  Mount  Holyoke  College. 
3  p.m. 

nim  —  To  Kill  A  Mockingbird,  Gamble  Auditorium, 
Mount  Holyoke  College,  $2.50.  presented  by  the  MHC 
Film  Society,  7  p.m.  and  9:15  p.m. 

lust  Fur  Fun  —  "SOs  dance  party,  sponsored  by  First 
Korean  American  Students  of  SC,  Davis  Ballroom,  Smith 
College,  9  p.m.  to  1  a.m. 

Upcoming 

I'ond  clean-up  —  Volunteers  needed  for  campus  pond 
clean-up  to  be  held  Sepl.  27  and  28.  3  p.m.  to  6  p.m. 
Sign-  up:  Karen  Drumm.  545-2317. 

Hlood  drices  —  Sept.  20  and  21,  Campus  Center,  10:50 
a.m.  lo  4:30  p.m. 


clusters 


EWC 


contlnueci  from  page  1 

The  Program  lor  Gay.  Lesbian,  Bisexual  Coneems,  the 
Everywoman's  Cenler,  Disability  Services.  Veteran's 
Assistance  and  Counseling  Services,  and  Greek  Affairs 
will  report  to  the  associate  vice  chancellor  of  Student 
Affairs. 

The  Enrollmenl  Services  Cluster  will  replace  the  cur 
rent  department  of  Academic  Support  Services.  A  position 
for  assistant  vice  chancellor  and  dean  for  Enrollment 
Services  will  replace  the  dean  of  Academic  Support 
Services  position. 

Ken  Bumham.  the  former  interim  dean  of  Academic 
Support  Services,  will  return  to  his  position  as  asscKiate 
dean  upon  the  appointment  of  a  permanent  assistant  vice 
chancellor  and  dean. 

Student  Affairs  Special  Services  is  included  in  the 
Enrollmenl  Services  Cluster. 

The  Vice  Chancellor's  Cluster  includes  ihc  Siudcni 
Govemmeni  Association  because  it  is  officially  recognized 
as  the  organization  ihai  represents  undergraduates  on 
campus,  according  lo  the  memo. 

The  SGA  will  not  report  to.  but  does  a  have  a  direct 
relationship  with,  the  chancellor  and  vice  chancellor  for 
student  affairs,  according  to  Robinson. 

The  Division  of  Public  Safety  will  continue  to  report 
directly  to  Robinson  and  Environmental  Health  and  Safety 
will  report  to  the  vice  chancellor,  provided  it  remains 
within  the  Student  Affairs  vice  chancellery 

Student  Affairs  Research.  Informalion  and  Systems  aitd 
the  Employee  Assistance  Program  will  also-  he  placed  in 
the  Vice  Chancellor's  Cluster. 


continued  from  page  I 

graduate  student  at  UMass  in  1986.  She  said  she  came  lo 
the  EWC  looking  for  a  support  group  as  an  incoming 
first-year  student,  and  ended  up  applying  for  a  job.  She 
has  worked  at  the  EWC  throughout  her  four  years  as  an 
undergraduate  and  is  currently  a  graduate  student  at  the 
University. 

Mcijer  presently  holds  a  professional  position  with  the 
EWC. 

"Check  us  out,"  says  Meijer.  "You  don't  need  to  have  a 
reason,  bring  your  lunch  or  come  in  for  a  tour  " 

Patricia  Mola  Gucdes,  a  UMass  graduate  student  and 
ihe  volunteer  coordinator  of  the  Educator/Advixate  pro- 
gram, came  lo  the  University  in  1991  and  looked  for  a  job 
at  I  he  EWC.  Despite  an  opportunity  for  a  job  elsewhere, 
she  opted  to  stay  at  the  center. 


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my  desert  dry  cough  at  the 
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from  behind  the  passing 
semi.  Yes,  I  was  lost.,  a 
long  way  from  the  rotting 
Hew  york  cul-de-sac  I  had 
called  my  home.  Why  HAD 
I  eaten  that  moiety  bread. 
Why  DID  /  let  that  drcus 
bear  break  my  heart. 
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By  David  Copekind 

Collegian  Stan 


SIIVIN  PtUUlU  /  1.01UCIAN 

Police  Sgt.  Mark  LaBranche  shares  the  limelight  with  the  cruisers'  new  logo,  which  took  first  place  in  an  interna- 
tional police  design  competition. 

New  poUce  car  design  gets  award 


Siudcni-s  will  have  the  opporiuniiy 
lo  iravcl  a  "Career  Information 
Highway"  in  the  Student  Union 
Ballroom  at  the  University  of 
Massaehusett.s. 

On  Sept.  21  the  open  house, 
which  is  being  sponsored  by  the 
Mather  Career  Cenler.  will  have  sev- 
eral tables  set  up  for  students  to  leam 
more  about  choosing  their  ciireer 
paths. 

Karen  Knight,  the  Industry  Liaison 
lor  the  Mather  Career  Center,  said 
she  has  been  busy  contacting  various 
alumni  to  attend  the  open  house. 

Friendly's.  Health  New  England. 
.American  Power  Conversion  are  sev- 
eral companies  that  will  be  present  at 
the  fair. 

"It  is  real  important  to  get  across 
to  students  that  this  is  not  a  career 
fair."  Knight  said.  "This  is  a  major 
networking  event  for  information 
sharing." 

Knight  said  students  should  not 
feel  the  need  to  dress  up  or  bring 
resumes  to  the  eveni. 

The  Student  Union  Ballroom  will 


be  set  up  to  look  like  a  highway. 
Exits  will  include  a  "Test  Driving 
Your  Career  Slop"  where  students 
can  learn  abciul  Co-Ops  and  intern- 
ships. 

There  will  also  be  a  "Travel  Bureau 
Slop"  which  is  ihe  Career  Center's 
inlormaiion  library,  as  well  us  "rest 
slops"  which  will  have  fooil  lor  stu- 
dents 

The  open  hnuse  will  ha\e  several 
mini  workshops  ihioughoul  the  day. 
Friendly's  will  run  a  twenty  minute 
session  on  the  demands  ol  manage- 
ment llcallh  New  England  will  dis 
cuss  what  they  look  for  in  the  people 
they  hire. 

American  Power  Conversion  will 
also  run  a  workshop  on  the  soil  skill 
they  look  lor  in  the  people  they  hire 

Bob  Paquette.  who  works  for 
WFCR  radio,  will  interview  several 
UMass  alumni.  One  notable  former 
UMass  student  will  be  Wayne  Levy, 
who  is  the  Director  of  Community 
Relations  for  the  Bositm  Celtics. 

Alumni  will  wear  buttons  that  will 
invite  students  to  ask  I  hem  about 
their  jobs.  Knight  said  the  emphasis 
will  be  to  get  students  to  talk  to  pei' 
pie  who  have  traveled  the  road    ihey 


are  now  traveling. 

"Career  development  i>  learning  lo 
ask  other  people  for  help  and  infor 
malion  Networking  is  the  key  lo  a 
student's  future,  and  knowing  how  to 
use  thai  inlonnalion."  Knight  said 

Students  will  also  have  a  chance  lo 
leam  about  Co-Ops  and  Internships 
ollered  by  the  Career  Cenler  at  the 
Test  Driving  Vour  Career  Stop. 

This  table  will  be  stalled  by  Lynn 
Vatlee  who  is  j  Field  Experience 
.Adviscir  .11  the  Career  Center.  Yaffee 
has  arranged  kir  a  number  of  students 
who  have  previously  done  Co- Ops 
and  Internships  lo  be  at  the  table 

"Sometimes  it's  less  iniimidaiing 
lor  a  student  lo  go  up  and  talk  lo 
another  siudeni."  S'alfee  said. 

Over  $ICl)0  worth  of  prizes  will  be 
given  out.  including  resume  pack- 
ages, day  planners  and  gift  certifi 
cates  from  local  merchants. 

Knighl  said  she  is  hoping  the  fair 
will  make  students  aware  of  the  cer- 
tain steps  ihey  need  to  make  in 
chtK)sing  a  career. 

"We're  trying  to  picseni  it  in  a  way 
that's  interesting  and  fun.  The  job 
search  doesn't  have  lo  be  this  iniimi- 
daiing, scary  thing."  Knight  said. 


By  Heather  Redfem 

Collegian  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  police  will  be  driving 
in  style  this  season  with  the  new  design  of  their  1994 
cruisers  garnering  international  attention. 

Placing  first  in  an  international  design  competition  at 
the  state  and  federal  level  in  competition  with  400  appli- 
cants, UMass  police  were  awarded  a  plaque  for  their  new 
logo. 

The  award  will  be  donated  to  the  UMass  Department  of 
Public  Safety  and  the  $250  check  which  will  be  given  to 
fund  activities  of  the  Special  Olympics. 

The  competition  held  by  Law  and  Order  Magazine,  a 
magazine  for  police  management,  judged  vehicles  on  how 
well  their  graphics  project  favored  police  images,  reflect 
authority  and  professionalism  of  the  department  as  well  as 
provide  immediate  recognition  as  a  police  vehicle. 

Sergeant  Mark  LaBranche.  a  vehicle  maintenance 
supervisor  for  the  UMass  Police,  proposed  re-designing  of 
the  UMass  police  vehicles  in  1991.  Yet  due  to  budget 
complications,  beginning  the  task  was  postponed  until 
lune  I99>. 

LaBranche  said  that  each  of  the  six  fully-equipped 
1 994  Ford  Crown  Victorias  were  purchased  for  $  1 8.000 
through  stale  bidding. 

LaBranche  worked  with  Sergeant  Mark  Jacques  and  Gil 
Lcblank  of  the  University's  paint  shop  to  develop  the 
cruiser  logo. 

As  the  design  initially  created  for  all  of  the  UMass 
sports  teams  -  the  cursive  "UMass'  logo  recognized  by 


lance  purposes. 

The  new  light  grey  vehicles  can  be  reciignized  with  six- 
inch  dark  blue  stripes  along  the  sides  topped  by  a 
one-inch  yellow  reflectorized  stripe,  enabling  one  to  fol- 
low the  side-  lines  of  the  vehicle  from  front  lo  rear. 

The  91 1  emergency  number  appears  near  the  rear  i>f 
the  vehicles. 

Added  features,  such  as  an  eighl-strobe  light  -sstciii 
and  a  built-in  Traffic  Advisor  Light  System,  have  been 
installed  in  the  new  cruisers. 

The  Traffic  Advisor  System  will  warn  an  officer  of  a 
dysfunctional  light  in  the  cruiser's  lighting  system. 

In  addition,  a  Big  Sky  Racks  shotgun  mount  within  the 
vehicle  will  give  an  officer  quick  access  to  ihe  weapon, 
offering  little  visibility  to  it  from  the  outside  of  the  vehi- 
cle. 

Tremco  anli-lhcfl  devices  will  be  added  lo  deter  thieves 
from  access  to  a  police  vehicle  in  the  case  of  the  vehicle 
having  to  be  left  running  unattended  at  an  accident  seene. 

According  to  LaBranche.  the  new  vehicles  will  cut  fuel 
consumption  by  50  percent  with  smaller  engines  tuned  up 
to  give  more  horsepower. 

LaBranche  said  the  addition  of  the  .six  cars  will  increase 
the  number  of  functional  vehicles  accessible  lo  University 
officers. 

At  the  present  time.  35  officers  ''re  using  vehicles  to 
cover  regular  beats  in  addition  to  transporting  prisoners 
and  traveling  lo  and  from  the  police  academy  in  Agawam. 

"The  majority  of  the  cars  on  the  lot  are  very  old  We 
maintain  a  policy  of  not  giving  up  vehicles."  LaBriinche 
said. 


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A  time  for  pleasure  before  the  end 


"I 


Candlce 
Flemming 


could  never  work  in  a  nursing  home." 

1  hear  people  say  this  to  me  all  the  time  when  I 
tell  them  that  1  work  in  one.  My  friends  wonder 
how  I  can  enjoy  a  job  where  sickness  and  death  come  so 
often. 

Bui  the  truth  is  I  enjoy  working  in  a  nursing  home.  I  have 
worked  in  one  since  1489  and  every  year  I  enjoy  it  more. 

I  have  been  around  nursing  homes  all  my  life  because 
my  mother  is  a  nurse.  I  remember  going  to  all  the  differ- 
ent activities  as  a  kid  and  having  a  great 
time.  I  always  looked  forward  to  going  to 
work  with  my  mother. 

It  is  true  that  there  is  a  lot  of  sickness 
and  death.  There  are  people  with  so  many 
different  problems  like    Alzheimer's. 
Parkinson's,  cancer  and  so  on.  It  really  can  be  a  depress- 
ing job.  but  at  the  same  time  it  can  be  very  rewarding. 

The  elderly  have  a  lot  to  offer  if  you  give  ihem  a 
chance.  Some  people  would  not  want  to  get  to  close  to 
someone  who  is  very  sick.  But  for  me.  the  job  would  not 
of  been  as  enjoyable  if  1  did  not  make  friends  with  some 
of  the  patients. 

The  nursing  home  is  the  last  stop  for  a  lot  of  the 
patients;  most  of  them  will  die  there.  Most  of  their  family 
is  gone  and  they  are  all  alone  with  no  one  to  talk  to. 
Knowing  this.  I  try  to  make  their  last  days  enjoyable. 

I  have  seen  a  lot  of  people  die  in  five  years  but  it  was 
not  until  this  year  that  I  had  to  deal  with  someone  I  really 
cared  about  dying.  In  fact  I  dealt  with  it  twice. 

They  were  both  in  relatively  good  health  so  I  did  not 
expect  them  to  die.  I  had  put  the  fact  that  they  were  old  out 
of  my  mind.  I  knew  they  would  eventually  die  but  1  didn't 
expect  it  for  years.  So.  when  they  both  died  it  was  a  shock. 

Miss  Mahoney  was  a  95-year-old  former  kindergarten 
teacher.  She  had  no  serious  health  problems,  she  was  just 
old.  Whenever  I  walked  into  her  room  to  say.  "Hi.  Miss 
Mahoney,"  a  big  smile  would  come  across  her  face.  She 
had  the  most  deepest  laugh  for  such  a  little  lady. 

I  always  would  take  the  time  to  sit  and  talk  with  her. 
She  was  very  intelligent  and  she  always  gave  mc  good 
advice.  She  always  used  to  say  to  me  that  "it  is  better  to 
laugh  than  to  cry."  In  her  situation,  she  could  easily  be 
sad  all  the  time  and  give  up,  but  she  never  did.  She  always 
smiled  and  laughed. 

In  May.  she  became  sick  with  pneumonia.  I  went  home  to 
sec  her  on  a  weekend  and  she  did  not  look  good.  She  stayed 


in  bed  all  day  and  she  did  not  recognize  anyone.  I  thought 
maybe  if  I  said  something  to  her  she  would  respond  but  she 
did  not  have  any  reaction  towards  me.  At  that  point  I  knew 
that  it  would  not  be  long  until  she  was  gone. 

I  was  prepared  for  it  but  it  still  was  extremely  upsetting. 
She  passed  away  during  the  last  week  of  school.  I  was 
sad.  but  it  did  not  really  effect  me  until  I  went  back  to 
work  for  the  first  time  and  immediately  went  to  her  room 
to  say,  "Hi.  Miss  Mahoney."  I  was  so  excited  to  hear  her 
deep  laugh  but  then  when  I  entered  her 
room,  it  hit  me  that  she  was  not  there  and 
she  never  would  be  again.  It  look  me  a 
while  to  get  used  to  not  seeing  her. 

Beatrice  Fleming  was  92  years  old  and. 
like  Miss  Mahoney.  a  former  school 
teacher.  She  had  Alzheimer's  disease  which  greatly  affect- 
ed her  mind  but  from  the  first  day  I  saw  her  there  was 
something  about  her  that  I  liked.  She  was  my  favorite 
patient  in  the  home.  In  fact,  she  was  the  favorite  patient 
of  a  lot  of  the  employees.  She  was  so  sweet  and  lovable. 

She  was  always  sitting  in  her  chair  looking  out  into 
space  talking  to  her  sister  or  her  mother,  whoever  it  was 
that  she  "saw"  that  day.  Every  morning  1  would  go  say, 
"Hi,  Bea,"  and  she  would  say  "Hi,  dear,"  in  a  loud  voice. 
You  could  not  have  an  intelligent  conversation  with  her, 
but  she  was  still  the  nicest  person.  She  would  always  give 
you  a  hug  and  kiss  when  you  said  hi  to  her.  I  could  be  in 
the  worst  mood  coming  into  work  but  then  I  would  see 
her  and  she  would  make  me  smile. 

I  had  took  for  granted  that  she  would  always  be  there 
and  then  one  day  when  I  arrived  at  work,  I  found  out  that 
she  had  passed  away.  At  first  I  did  not  believe  the  person, 
I  could  not  believe  that  she  was  gone.  I  went  straight  to 
her  room  to  see  if  it  was  really  true.  When  I  got  there  and 
saw  all  of  her  clothes  in  bags,  I  was  in  complete  shock.  I 
just  could  not  believe  it. 

After  dealing  with  these  two  deaths.  I  will  still  work  in 
the  nursing  home  because  it  is  something  I  love  to  do.  I 
refuse  to  be  afraid  to  make  friends  with  another  patient 
even  though  I  know  they  will  eventually  die.  1  will  contin- 
ue trying  to  make  their  last  days  enjoyable. 

And  if  (Jeople  still  ask  me  how  can  I  work  in  a  nursing 
home  the  answer  will  come  easily.  The  people  I  work  with 
are  special  to  me  and  being  there  for  their  last  days  is  one 
of  the  most  rewarding  jobs  I  could  ever  have. 

Candice  Flemming  is  a  Collegian  ataff  member. 


Without  community  there  is  no  society 


«p, 


Neil 
Carpenter 


I  ersonal  responsibility"  is  Ihe 
new  magical  word  in 
Washington,  lust  as  all  can- 
didates in  "92  were  trying  to  be  the 
agents  of  change,  every  candidate  in 

'94  is  trying  to  be  a 

preacher  of  "personal 
responsibility." 

In  1992.  it  didn't 
take  a   high-priced 
political  consultant  to 
figure  out  why  change  was  driving 
the  election. 

The  economy  was  awful,  people  were 
losing  their  health  care  and  the  budget 
deficit  was  skyrocketing  out  of  sight. 
People  wanted  Washington  to  change 
so  their  lives  would  be  changed. 

However,  personal  responsibility  is 
a  more  complex  issue,  involving  a  hazy 
fog  of  issues  from  race  to  religion 

At  its  core,  personal  responsibility 
is  a  response  to  everything  from  the 
Menendez  brothers  to  street  beggars. 

The  public  has  gotten  sick  of  com- 
plaining to  the  point  that  it  has  aban- 
doned compassion  in  favor  of  anger. 

In  America  the  average  person's 
wages,  corrected  for  inflation,  have 
not  gone  up  in  20  years.  TV  makes 


New  Student  speaks 
out  on  convocation 

To  the  editor: 

As  a  new  student  of  the  University 
of  Massachusetts  at  Amherst,  I  was 
very  disappointed  and  surprised 
■bout  numerous  events. 

The  first  night  I  arrived  on  campus 
there  was  the  annual  convocation 
ceremony.  I  was  very  disturbed  with 
Mirran  Raphaely.  president  of  the 
Student  Government  Association. 
Her  speech  was  extremely  conde- 
scending. As  a  new  student  I  was  not 
interested  in  hearing  all  of  the  nega- 
tive aspects  of  this  University. 

Miss  Raphaely  blamed  all  the 
faults  of  the  University  on  the  profes 


crime  look  out  of  control,  and  more 
children  arc  living  in  poverty  now 
than  20  years  ago. 

America  has  gotten  to  a  point  of 
societal  frustration  so  that  we  have 
gone  from  "we  arc  all 
in  this  together"  lo  "all 
this  is  everyone  else's 
fault,"  and  the  snip- 
ping and  bitterness 
that  befalls  all  groups 
after  enough  failures  has  begun. 

Ironically,  the  drive  for  personal 
responsibility  is  also  a  shirking  of 
responsibility  in  the  broadest  sense. 

To  say,  "I'm  sick  of  'other'  peo- 
ple's problems,  they  should  deal  with 
their  own,"  is  ignoring  our  potential 
role  in  helping  cause  the  problems  in 
the  first  place. 

Personal  responsibility  is  signaling 
the  end  of  Community.  The  end  of 
community  is  the  result  of  a  new 
world  economy  where  it  is  every  man 
for  himself. 

Companies  do  not  believe  in  loyal- 
ty anymore  and  workers  know  that 
only  they  can,  and  will,  take  care  of 
themselves. 
People  are  also  moving  frequently 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


sors,  the  lack  of  affordabiliiy,  and  the 
lack  of  student  power.  She  did  not 
offer  solutions  to  these  problems.  In 
my  opinion  she  is  a  simple-minded 
liberal  That  night,  I  left  the  Mullins 
Center  very  upset  and  wondering  if 
attending  UMass  was  in  my  best 
interest. 

After  attending  classes  last  week, 
I  was  very  impressed  with  my  pro- 
fessors. I  look  forward  to  an  exciting 
year.  The  University  has  wonderful 
facilities  and  is  a  great  place  to 
learn.  Rather  than  being  pessimistic 
and  criticizing  this  University,  I 
would  rather  be  optimistic  and  use 
my  energy  to  make  this  University 
better. 

I  believe  that  a  president  is  sup- 
posed to  be  an  advocate  for  the 


from  town  to  town  today  never  stay- 
ing Ions  enough  to  build  up  strong 
community  ties.  The  "every  person 
for  himself"  mentality  has  also  infect- 
ed our  personal  lives. 

Many  people  don't  take  sex  or  cre- 
ating a  child  seriously  because  they 
can  make  it  someone  else's  problem. 
Men  can  dump  the  problem  on 
women  and  women  can  dump  the 
problem  on  society. 

The  problems  this  attitude  gener- 
ates are  both  a  cause  for  the  political 
drive  for  personal  responsibility  but 
also  a  consequence  of  this  individual- 
istic philosophy  as  well. 

Why?  Children  of  a  young  drug 
addict,  for  example,  can't  take  care  of 
themselves  and  their  parents  clearly 
can't  either.  Personal  responsibility  is 
leaving  the  poor  innocent  kids  out  in 
the  cold. 

We,  as  a  society,  are  more  interest- 
ed in  trying  to  leach  the  parents 
respon.sibility  by  —  neglecting  these 
kids  —  than  in  taking  responsibility 
for  helping  those  who  can't  help 
themselves.  How  responsible  is  that? 

Neil  Carpenter  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


school  and  its  students,  not  a  cynic. 
As  a  student  of  this  fine  University  I 
would  like  to  demand  that  Miss 
Raphaely  immediately  resign  her  post 
as  president  of  the  Student 
Government  Association.  Obviously, 
she  does  not  like  this  place  and 
would  rather  be  somewhere  else. 

We  need  a  president  who  is  going 
to  take  initiative,  not  cheap  shots  on 
anyone  who  is  a  convenient  target.  It 
is  often  easier  lo  criticize  something 
rather  than  take  the  time  lo  fix  it.  We 
do  not  need  a  lazy,  "do-nothing  pres- 
ident" who  cannot  take  the  initiative. 
Let  us  work  together,  not  against 
each  other,  to  create  the  best  UMass 
possible. 

lames  A.  Resnick 
Cla»  of  '98 


ibwry  By  Garry  Trudeau 


Opinion/Editorial 


Small  town  living  is  the  way  to  go 


Lee,  N.H.,  is  the  small  town 
where  I  was  born  and  bred 
It's  a  place  where  I  can  pull 
into  "the  dump"  and  see  either  peo- 
ple I  went  to  school  with  or  someone 
else  I  know.  It's  a  town  where  the 
small  village  store,  which  has  been 
there  for  as  long  as  1  can  remember, 
is  now  being 
threatened  by 
the  Market 
Basket  where  we 
can  finally  do  all 
of  our  shopping 
without  driving 
20  minutes 
away. 

Lee  is  the  type 
of  town  where 
people  grow  up 
and  have  kids 
who  go  to  the 
same  schools 
and  have  the 
same  teachers  as 
their  parents. 
It's  a  strange  idea,  one  I  thought  was 
rather  sad  when  I  first  realized  what 
was  happening.  Didn't  these  people 
have  any  desire  to  get  out  into  the 
world,  to  not  live  in  a  house  right 
next  to  their  parents? 

I  remember  telling  my  dad  during 
my  senior  year  in  high  school  that 
there  was  no  way  I  would  go  back  to 
Lee  after  graduation  and  live  there. 
So  I  came  to  Amherst,  another  small 
town  three  hours  froiii  home,  and 


made  friends  with  a  bunch  of  seniors 
who  graduated  last  semester.  I 
remember  them  talking  about  how 
far  away  they  wanted  lo  gel  from 
here  and  from  home. 

It's  something  I  can  understand 

but  I  just  don't  agree  with  them. 

When  I'm  done  with  all  my  school- 

ing,  I  want  to 


But  I'm  realizing  I 
want  something  else  in 
life.  I'll  be  perfectly 
happy  to  live  in  a 
small,  sleepy,  little  town 
where  excitement  is  a 
moose  wandering  into 
someone's  back  yard. 


Jacob  W.  Michaels 


come  back  to  a 
small  town  like 
Lee  or  Amherst. 
Sure  I  want 
all  the  great 
experiences  in 
life,  but  that's 
what  college  is 
for.  Going  to 
other  countries, 
meeting  new 
and  different 
people,  and  try- 
ing out  new 
things.  But  I'm 
realizing  that  I 
want  something 
else  in  life.  I  realize  that  I'll  be  per- 
fectly happy  to  live  in  a  small,  sleepy, 
little  town  where  excitement  is  a 
moose  wandering  into  someone's 
back  yard. 

Yet.  little  towns  can  offer  some- 
thing as  well.  If  you're  looking  for  a 
chance  to  do  what  you  like,  it  can  be 
easier  in  a  small  location,  whether  it 
be  opening  a  restaurant  or  teaching 
elementary  school. 
There's  a  quality  that  exists  in  the 


simplicity  of  country  living.  It's  relax- 
ing and  peaceful,  as  opposed  to  the 
hustle  and  pressures  of  living  with  a 
million  other  people.  People  gel  to 
know  each  other's  names. 

There's  something  simple  and 
appealing  about  small  town  living. 
Maybe  it  has  to  do  with  not  having  to 
worry  about  long  lines  or  traffic  jams. 
Maybe  it's  the  idea  of  a  neighborhood 
cookout,  grilling  hamburgers  while 
bugs  eat  you  alive.  Or  maybe  it's  Ihe 
town  fair  that  occurs  every  year, 
watching  your  friends'  little  sisters 
ride  down  main  street  in  the  parade 
just  like  you  did  years  before. 

I  want  nothing  more  than  a  nice 
home  and  happy  family  in  a  small 
town  where  I  don'l  need  lo  worry 
about  locking  my  door.  It's  odd,  I 
guess.  It  takes  leaving  what  you  have, 
lo  truly  appreciate  it. 

Whether  I  do  spend  the  rest  of  my 
life  in  the  town  where  I  grew  up  or 
not,  it  will  always  be  a  part  of  me.  I 
will  always  want  to  live  in  a  small 
town  where  people  know  each  other 
and  smile  as  they  pass.  Or  the  kind  of 
town  where  we  pay  the  two  cops  to 
sit  in  the  police  station  unless  they're 
travelling  the  quarter  hour  to  the 
nearest  donut  shop,  and  the  volun- 
teer fire  department  spends  all  of 
their  time  rescuing  cats  stuck  in  trees. 

I  guess  I'm  just  a  small  town  boy  at 
heart . 

lacoh  W.  Michaels  is  a  Collegian 
staff  member. 


Communities  need  a  united  front 


A  letter  to  the  Latino/a  commu- 
nity new  and  returning  stu- 
dents: During  my  first  two 
semesters  as  a  Latino  student  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts,  I  saw 
and  heard  many  things.  Some  things 
were  amazing,  others  deplorable   ,My 

emotions  ranged      

from  happiness 
and  sadness  to 
despair.  I  was 
truly  crushed 
when  I  found  a 
community  of 
Latino/a  stu- 
dents who,  for 
the  most  part, 
had  been  divid- 
ed by  the  poli- 
tics of  other 
groups  on  cam- 

(HIS. 

Some  of  my 
Laiino/a  friends  were  "White" 
enough  to  be  accepted  in  the  main- 
stream While  groups.  Others  were 
"down"  enough  to  be  accepted  in  the 
African-American  camp.  I  saw  my 
community  being  lorn  apart  and  set 
against  each  other  on  issues  that  did 
not  concern  us.  This  set  up  a  dynamic 
that  did  not  allow  for  any  Latino/a 
dialogue  or  unity  —  outside  of  the 
salsa  and  meringue  dancing  on  the 
weekends. 

Our  house  needs  some  cleaning! 
We  have  to  establish  a  better  rela- 
tionship with  our  Latino/a  faculty 


We  have  a  culture  and 
history  as  people  of 
Latin  American  descent. 
It  is  our  duty  to  ensure 
that  Latino/as  that  come 
to  UMass  find  comfort 
and  support  here. 


Daniel  Rivera 


and  administration,  as  well  as  among 
ourselves  We  cannot  accomplish 
those  things  if  we  are  caught  up  fight- 
ing someone  else's  fight,  and  if  we 
continue  to  disassociate  ourselves 
with  each  other  because  of  other 
groups'  agendas,  prejudices  and  poli- 
_^^^^^_^^__       tics. 

It  is  unaccept- 
able to  have  the 
second  highest 
enrollment  rale 
and  have  one  of 
the  highest 
dropout  rates.  It 
is  unacceptable 
for  the  support 
that  other  stu- 
dents on  cam- 
pus receive  to 
be  far  superior 
to  ours  due  to 
the  lack  of  a 
unified  voice. 

It  is  unacceptable  for  the  dynamics 
of  hate  and  prejudice  that  are  ram- 
pant at  this  University  lo  be  a  part  of 
our  community.  There  needs  to  be  a 
support  system  from  within  the 
Lalino/a  community  for  all  of  us  to 
turn  to  when  we  come  across  a  prob- 
lem, have  a  bad  experience  or  if  we 
just  want  to  celebrate  our  culture.  I 
hope  that  my  Lalino/a  hermanos  y 
hermanas  sec  the  need  for  dialogue 
and  discussion  among  our  communi- 
ty in  order  to  create  this  type  of  envi- 
ronment for  all  Lalino/a  students  on 


campus. 

I  am  in  no  way  suggesting  that  we 
should  be  one  homogenous  group 
that  only  associates  and  socializes 
with  each  other.  That  would  be 
absurd.  I  feel  it  is  important  lo  inter- 
act and  support  each  other,  as  it  is 
lo  interact  and  support  the  other 
communities.  Only  a  unified  com- 
munity is  capable  of  dealing  with  the 
problems  and  needs  of  the  individu- 
als. Who,  if  not  us,  will  have  our 
best  interest  in  mind?  The  Black 
community?  The  While  community? 
The  administration?  They  have  their 
own  issues  lo  deal  with,  and  only  we 
have  the  perspective  to  deal  with 
ours. 

We  have  a  culture  and  history  as 
people  of  Latin  American  descent 
(native-born  and  U.S. -born).  It  is 
our  duly  to  continue  and  advance 
that  culture.  It  is  our  duly  to  ensure 
that  Latino/as  that  come  to  this 
University  find  comfort  and  support 
here. 

We  are  the  fastest  growing  minori- 
ty group  in  the  stale  and  we  must 
ensure  that  Latino/as,  who  get  the 
opportunity  to  come  to  college,  grad- 
uate with  the  tools  necessary  lo 
advance  in  society.  There  are  many 
problems  in  our  community  on  a 
slate,  national  and  international  level, 
and  our  generation  will  be  the  one 
asked  to  come  up  with  answers  to 
these  problems. 

Daniel  Rivera  is  a  UMass  student. 


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Arts  &  Living 


Formula  thrives 
in  loose  Tim^ecop 


By  Daniel  Pellegrini 

Collegian  Stoff 


TIMECOP 

with  lean-Claude  Van  Damme, 
Ron  Silver  and  Mia  Sara 
Directed  by  Peter  Hyams 

In  the  great  and  somewhat  long  tradition  of  the 
action  movie  genre,  Peter  Hyams'  Timecop  has 
Hollywood  written  all  over  it.  That's  O.K.  though, 
we  all  accept  it.  just  as  we  accept  the  fact  that  we 
know  who  wins  and  who  dies  at  the  end  before  we 


Turn  to  TIME  COP,  poge  6 


*SSOCIAT(0  ntss 


jean-Claude  Van  Damme 


New  3asehcdi  documentary  a  winning  grand  slam 


By  Scott  Willioms 
Associolad  Prtu 


NEW  YORK  —  The  viewer  approaches  the  vast  edifice 
of  Ken  Burns'  monumental  film  Baseball  like  the 
Mississippi  River.  Like  the  river.  Baseball  runs  through 
the  center  of  America,  its  steam  resonant  with  history,  its 
sources  hidden.  Baseball  is  epochal.  Vast.  Deep.  And,  like 
the  river.  Baseball  is  ungodly  long. 

The  longest  baseball  game  in  history  played  out  at  eight 
hours,  six  minutes.  (White  Sox  beat  the  Brewers  7-6,  May 
8-9,  1984.  You  could  look  it  up.)  At  18  half  hours-plus. 
Baseball  throws  down  the  old  mark  and  dances  on  it. 

Bums  and  co-producer  Lynn  Novick  adopted  a  format 
of  nine,  two-hour  "innings,"  as  the  backbone  of  their 
decade-by-decade  chronology.  Like  the  game,  each 
episode  begins  with  a  rendition  of  The  Star-Spangled 
Banner. 

PBS,  hoping  to  induce  the  same  cultural  fascination  as 
did  Burns'  11 -hour  masterpiece.  The  Civil  War.  has 
stripped  the  nine  innings  across  1 1  nights.  The  television 
event  began  on  Sunday,  Sept.  18:  Five  nights,  two  days 
off,  then  the  final  four  episodes.  This  is  foolhardy. 

Baseball  should  be  savored  like  baseball  itself  —  at 
leisure.  The  wise  fan  will  stock  up  on  blank  videotapes. 

There's  a  way  to  watch  Baseball  without  pain.  Start 
with  the  first  inning,  "Our  Game,"  on  its  origins  and  pre- 
history, and  the  second  inning,  beginning  at  1900  with  the 
dawn  of  the  modem  game  Historians  will  want  to  slick 
with  the  third  inning.  1910-20.  with  the  booming  popular- 
ity of  baseball,  the  pro  game's  "urbanization,"  the  venality 
of  the  team  owners  and  the  1919  Chicago  Black  Sox 
Scandal. 

Skip  the  fourth  inning,  1920-30,  and  view  it  at  your 
leisure.  It's  a  fine,  stand-alone  film  about  Ihe  decade  dom- 
inated by  Babe  Ruth.  There's  little  to  it,  however,  you 
haven't  seen  or  heard  before. 

lump  lo  the  fifth  inning.  "Shadow  Ball."  about  the 
emergence  of  the  Negro  Leagues. 


At  thai  point,  real-time  viewers  should  wait  for  the 
decade  of  their  youth  to  roll  up.  The  "Elaseball"  of  ihe 
'40s,  '50s  and  '60s  is  still  part  of  our  cultural  memory,  so 
pick  your  green-grass  decade  and  dive  in. 

The  ninth  inning,  which  ranges  from  Ihe  "70$  lo  the 
present,  focuses  on  the  Curse  of  Ruth,  which  has  dogged 
the  Boston  Red  Sox  since  1918,  and  on  Pete  Rose's  dis- 
grace. 

In  Baseball,  Burns  also  uses  his  customary  "talking 


head*  commentators  lo  put  the  history  in  perspective. 

We  gel  to  see  Buck  O'Neil.  formerly  of  the  Negro 
Leagues'  Kansas  City  Monarchs,  whose  burnished  soul 
radiates  wisdom  and  kindness,  and  The  New  Yorker's 
baseball  writer,  Roger  Angell,  analyze  the  game. 

Ted  Williams  and  Bill  Lee  talk  about  the  inner  game. 
But  Bums  also  includes  very  smart  people  who  are,  fore- 

lurn  to  BASEBAU.  page  6 


'New  Baseball  documentary  a  winning  grand  slam 


By  Scott  Williams 
Associoted  Pre« 


NEW  YORK  —  The  viewer 
approaches  the  vast  edifice  of  Ken 
Bums'  monumental  film  Baseball 
like  the  Mississippi  River.  Like  the 
river.  Baseball  runs  through  the 
center  of  America,  its  steam  reso- 
nant with  history,  its  sources  hid- 
den. Baseball  is  epochal.  Vast. 
Deep.  And,  like  the  river.  Baseball 
is  ungodly  long. 

The  longest  baseball  game  in  his- 
tory played  out  at  eight  hours,  six 
minutes.  (White  Sox  beat  the 
Brewers  7-6,  May  8-9,  1984.  You 
could  look  it  up.)  At  18  half  hours- 
plus.  Baseball  throws  down  the  old 
mark  and  dances  on  it. 

Burns  and  co-producer  Lynn 
Novick  adopted  a  format  of  nine, 
two-hour  "innings,"  as  the  back- 
bone of  their  decade-by-decade 
chronology.  Like  the  game,  each 
episode  begins  with  a  rendition  of 


The  Star-Spangled  Banner 

PBS,  hoping  to  induce  the  same 
cultural  fascination  as  did  Burns' 
I  1-hour  masterpiece.  The  Civil 
War.  has  stripped  the  nine  innings 
across  I  I  nights.  The  television 
event  began  on  Sunday,  Sept.  18: 
Five  nights,  two  days  off,  then  the 
final  four  episodes.  This  is  fool- 
hardy. 

Baseball  should  be  savorcJ  like 
baseball  itself  —  at  leisure.  The 
wise  fan  will  stock  up  on  blank 
videotapes. 

There's  a  way  to  watch  Baseball 
without  pain.  Start  with  the  first 
inning,  "Our  Game,"  on  its  origins 
and  pre-history,  and  the  second 
inning,  beginning  at  1900  with  the 
dawn  of  ..le  modern  game. 
Historians  will  want  to  stick  with 
the  third  inning,  1910-20,  with  the 
booming  popularity  of  baseball,  the 
pro  game's  "urbanization,"  the 
venality  of  the  team  owners  and  the 
1919  Chicago  Black  Sox  Scandal, 


Skip  the  fourth  inning,  1920-50, 
and  view  it  at  your  leisure.  It's  a 
fine,  standalone  film  about  the 
decade  dominated  by  Babe  Ruth. 
There's  little  to  it,  however,  you 
haven't  seen  or  heard  before. 

lump  to  the  fifth  inning, 
"Shadow  Ball,"  about  the  emer- 
gence of  the  Negro  Leagues. 

At  that  point,  real-time  viewers 
should  wait  for  the  decade  of  their 
youth  to  roll  up.  The  "Baseball"  of 
the  '40s,  ")0s  and  '60s  is  still  part 
of  our  cultural  memory,  so  pick 
your  green-grass  decade  and  dive 
in. 

The  ninth  inning,  which  ranges 
from  the  '70s  to  the  present,  focus- 
es on  the  Curse  of  Ruth,  which  has 
dogged  Ihe  Boston  Red  Sox  since 
1918,  and  on  Pete  Rose's  disgrace. 

In  Baseball.  Burns  also  u.ses  his 
customary  "talking  head"  cunmicn- 
lalors  to  put  the  history  in  perspec 

Turn  to  BURNS,  page  7 


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Tuesday,  September  20,  1994  /  Page  7 


continoed  from  page  5 
payour  tnon«y  to  see  it. 

There's  nothing  really  wrong  with  Hollywood  ■  that  is. 
as  long  as  you're  prepared  to  take  in  snappy  one-liners 
that  teeter-totter  all  over  the  world  of  humor  and  cheese, 
or  you  ai^  patient  enough  to  sit  through  loads  and  over 
loads  of  unreal  and  almost  coniedic  action.  American 
audiences,  including  myself,  enjoy  surviving  through  these 
formulas.  There's  almost  a  kind  of  self-gratification  to  it. 

Timecop  begins  with  the  introduction  of  time  travel  to 
the  world.  It's  a  phenomenon  that  has  been  violated  by  a 
few  corrupt  government  insiders  (more  specifically  a  pres- 
idential wannabe  named  McCoImb,  played  by  Ron  Silver) 
who  uses  the  device  to  travel  into  the  past  in  order  to 
make  money  off  future-dependent  markets  like  Wall 
Street  or  sports  gambling. 

Enter  lean-Claude  Van  Damme.  Possibly  one  ol  the 
world's  most  egotistical  men.  but  we  forgive  him  because 
he  can  stretch  his  legs  into  ungodly  positions.  He  plays 
Max  Walker,  a  TEC  cop,  who's  pan  of  a  special  unit  that 
insures  law  and  order  throughout  the  boundaries  of  time. 

Now  enter  Ron  Silver,  a  sleazy  senator  put  in  charge  of 
regulating  the  time  travel  operation  who,  from  the  begin- 
ning of  the  film,  wastes  no  time  in  telling  us  he's  the  bad 
guy  by  killing  Van  Damme's  wife  in  an  aiiempi  to  shut 
him  up. 

Now,  enter  Hollywood.  From  this  point  on  Timecop 
becomes  nothing  more  than  an  action  niovic.  but  by  the 
same  token  nothing  less  than  entertaining  lis  easily  Van 

■  Baseball 

continued  from  page  5 

most,  fans.  Kennedy  biographer  Doris  Kcurns  Goodwin 
and  paleontologist  Stephen  jay  Gould  arc  \er>  sinart,  but 
they've  got  no  businer..-,  here. 

Bums'  stated  goal  in  his  lifework  is  to  use  film  about 
America  to  show  us  Americans  who  we  are  and  from 
whence  we  have  come  —  in  films  like  Liheriy,  The 
Shakers.  Brooklyn  Bridge.  Huey  Long  and  Empire  of  the 


Damme's  best  yet  (though  lo  consider  a  breakthrough  role 
is  arguable),  but  his  soft-spoken  Belgian  dialect  will  never 
appropriately  fit  the  roguish,  haunted,  rebel-cop  he  plays 
here. 

As  always,  the  martial  arts  steal  the  show,  Unfike  the 
fight  sequences  from  Hard  Target,  which  were  slow  and 
painful.  Timecop'i  brutality  is  much  quicker,  and  still 
more  painful.  The  result  of  some  of  Van  Damme's  low 
blows  will  leave  the  male  portion  of  the  audience 
cross-legged  and  wincing. 

Aside  from  lacking  intelligence,  the  only  thing  Timecop 
has  against  it  are  a  couple  loose  ends.  First  off,  there  are 
always  unanswered  possibilities  when  dealing  with  time 
travel  in  film,  but  these  are  technical  and  complicated 
flaws  that  can  be  overlooked. 

The  film's  other  loose  end  is  a  plot  that  grows  weak  and 
essentially  falls  apart  in  the  second  half  of  the  movie. 
Suddenly  the  film  becomes  a  balance  of  Van  Damme's  race 
to  a)  save  his  already  dead  wife  and  b)  kill  the  bad  guys. 
Normally  this  would  work,  but  director  Hyams  keeps  the 
two  plots  seperate  for  the  majority  of  the  film  and  the 
point  when  the  two  interact  is  thin  and  unbelievable. 

Timecop  may  be  loose  but  it's  still  potent.  The  ime 
travel  is  fun  to  watch,  as  is  Ron  Silver  as  the  always 
bearded  adversary,  but  lean-Claude  still  has  a  way  to  go 
before  really  breaking  through.  Next  we'll  see  him  as  the 
title  role  in  Street  Fighter,  based  on  the  video  gane. 
Potential  Oscar  perhaps?  B 


Air. 

His  Baseball  does  best  when  it  shows  the  baseball  of 
days  gone  by,  and  puts  faces  and  lives  to  names  Ike 
Honus  Wagner,  |ohn  McGraw  and  Ty  Cobb.  It  shows  hjw 
the  game  perpetuated  the  shameful  fissure  of  our  sociay, 
race,  and  how  its  owners  squeezed  the  game  for  eva7 
nickel  it  would  yield. 


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Country  artists  gather  together  to  help  fight  AIDS  epidemic 


Various  Nashville  stars  record 
latest  'Red  Hot'  benefit  effort 


By  Jim  Patterson 

Associated  Press 


NASHVILLE,  Tenn.  —  There  are  reasons  lor  couiiiry 
music  artists  lo  redo  such  classic  rock  radio  mainstav.N  as 
"Teach  Your  Children"  and  "Fire  and  Rain."  Really,  there 
arc. 

Those  two  songs  kick  off  Red  Hot  +  Country,  a  17  >ong 
jIHum  of  today's  country  stars  acknowledging;  ihoir  inllu- 
cnccs  iLir  a  cau^i'-  .AIDS. 

fhe  results  sometimes  cast  new  light  on  old  standards. 
and  at  times  the  singers  themselves.  Songs  about  mental 
or  physical  imprisonment,  like  "Fire  and  Rain"  or  "Folsoni 
Prison  Blues."  arc  that  much  richer  done  in  light  of  AIDS. 

'People  don't  just  grow  up  in  a  rural  area  and  only  lis 
ten  to  country  music  and  then  become  country  music 
singers.  It's  much  wider  than  that."  said  singer  Kaihy 
Mattea.  who  came  up  with  the  concept  of  artists  usin^  ihc 
occasion  to  show  fans  their  musical  roots. 

There  are  some  obvious  choices:  lohnny  Cash  sinj;s  a 
Hob  Dylan  tune,  and  Dolly  Parton  does  one  from  the 
George  lones  canon.  But  artists  such  as  Sammy  Kershaw 
and  Brooks  &  Dunn  use  the  opportunity  the  best  -  bring- 
ing new  life  to  hoary  standards  and  illustrating  that  their 
roots,  and  artistry,  run  deeper  than  the  latest  line-dancing 
hit. 

Producer  Randy  Scruggs  said  the  main  pitfall  of  a  com- 
pilation project  is  winding  up  with  a  batch  of  rejected 
recordings  from  the  artists'  vaults. 

Instead,  he  strove  to  show  "the  artists'  ability  to  expand 
where  they  don't  feel  like  they  have  to  be  this  character 
that  radio  thinks  they  should  be,  or  a  particular  fan  base 
thinks  it  should  be." 

Kershaw,  typecast  as  a  George  lones  soundalike,  tackles 
lames  Taylor's  "Fire  and  Rain."  The  idea  sounds  horrible 
on  paper,  but  Kershaw  pulls  it  off  by  doing  it  as  an  over- 
the-top  ballad,  instead  of  copying  Taylor's  famous,  more 
intimate  version. 

"That  may  have  been  one  of  the  most  surprising," 
Scruggs  said.  'The  more  I  learn  about  Sammy  Kershaw, 
ihe  more  I  hear  him.  the  more  he  does  surprise  me. 

"He's  an  extremely  talented  artist.  In  concert,  he  might 
go  out  and  do  a  Lynyrd  Skynyrd  song  or  a  lames  Taylor 
song  and  just  nail  it." 

"Fire  and  Rain"  and  "Folsom  Prison  Blues'  aren't  the 
only  songs  on  Red  Hot  *  Country  that  are  reinterpreted.  A 
group  of  stars  including  Mattea.  Alison  Krauss  and  Suzy 
Bogguss  join  Crosby,  Stills  and  Nash  on  "Teach  Your 
Children." 

Mary  Chapin  Carpenter  doesn't  bother  with  metaphor, 
performing  "Willie  Short,"  a  song  written  by  her  produc- 
er, lohn  lennings.  from  the  point  of  view  of  an  AIDS  suf- 
ferer. It  also  works  as  a  tribute  of  sorts,  as  the  blues-lolk 
lune  wouldn't  be  out  of  place  on  an  album  such  as  The 
Treewheelin'  Rob  Dylan. 

The  new  artists  don't  try  to  hide  their  noncountry  influ- 
ences. Scruggs  said.  "That's  one  thing  abc)ul  countr\ 
music  tcHday  ...  it's  very  open." 

"It's  like  Kathy  (Mattea)  picking  the  lackson  Browne 
song  (Rock  Me  on  the  Water')."  he  said.  "And  these  are 
songs  that  are  great  songs,  and  not  necessarily  in  just  a 
country  flavor,  but  they  can  be  performed  that  way  as 
well." 


Bums 


continued  (corn  page  5 

live. 

We  gel  k'  see  Buck  O'Ncil.  formerly  of  the  Negro 
Leagues'  Kansas  City  Monarchs.  whose  burnished 
soul  radiates  wisdom  and  kindness,  and  The  Se\t 
Yorker's  baseball  writer,  Roger  Angell,  analyze  the 
game. 

Ted  Williams  and  Bill  Lee  talk  about  the  inner 
game.  But  Burns  also  includes  very  smart  people 
who  are.  foremost,  fans.  Kennedy  biographer  Doris 
Kearns  Goodwin  and  paleontologist  Stephen  |av 
Gould  are  very  smart,  but  they've  got  no  business 
here. 

Bums'  slated  goal  in  his  lifework  is  to  use  film 
about  America  to  show  us  Americans  who  we  are 
and  Irom  whence  wc  have  come  —  in  films  like 
l.iberly.  The  Shakers.  Brooklyn  Bridge.  Huey  Long 
and  Lmpire  of  the  Air. 

His  Baseball  does  best  when  it  shows  the  baseball 
of  days  gone  by,  and  puts  faces  and  lives  to  names 
like  Honus  Wagner,  lohn  McGraw  and  Ty  Cobb.  It 
shows  l.jw  the  game  perpi.Muated  the  shameful  fis 
sure  ol  our  society,  race,  and  how  its  owners 
squeezed  the  game  for  every  nickel  it  would  yield. 

Baseball,  however,  is  not  America.  Baseball 
creaks  painfully  when  metaphorically  contorted  to 
tit  the  job 

It  is.  iillei  all.  a  game  that  we  made  up  to  pass  the 
iiMie,  and  children  can  play  it  with  a  ball  and  a  stick. 


"Nanci  Ciritlilh  and  limmy  Webb  do  a  duet."  Mattea 
said,  "linimio  Dale  Gilniore  and  Willie  Nelson  do  a  duet 
There's  a  gic.ii  cut  of  this  sort  of  Memphis  influence  that's 
the  Mavericks,  Duane  Eddy  and  Carl  Perkins. 

"Thetc's  an  instrumental  version  of  Keep  on  the  Sunny 
Side'  ihais  Earl  Scruggs,  Randy  Scruggs,  IX)c  Watson, 
Vincc  Gill  and  Ricky  Skaggs  There's  just  a  lot  of  diversity 
on  it 

"So  we  have  this  very  wide-ranging  statement  about 
where  modem  country  music  has  come  from  and  what  the 
influences  are." 


Oh  Nc!.,  I  ufcuUn't  qii/e  up  my 
Ham*  shm^  ruf  («r  til  the  clams 
in  the  imrat/tncu$  needle  littered 
sea!!!  Na^,  Na^!..  The  rug  trul^ 
matters  to  me!  I  CARE  for  it!!! 
m$!'  the  i  %§9llf!  CLAM!!! 
Collegian 

look...  It'c  ttill  oil  lh«  canw  lo  llw)  rlom 


(  Ol.KtTtsv  Ptffll  NASM  '  (  outMHIA 


Mary  Chapin  Carpenter  is  just  one  of  the  many  country  artists  who  contributed  to  Red  Hot  +  Country,  a  benefit 
album  intended  to  raise  awareness  and  fight  AIDS. 


,\luiica  got  Browne  to  sing  on  the  remake  with  her,  and 
went  on  to  further  showcase  her  California  rock  influ- 
ences on  her  hit  album.  "Walking  Away  a  Winner." 

"I've  done  a  lot  ol  work  with  ...  my  bluegrass  influences 
and  blues  and  Celtic  and  lolk."  Mattea  said,  "but  that's  a 
whole  segment  that  I  spent  a  lot  of  lime  with  that  I've 
ne\er  really  ..  .  talked  about  very  much." 

Mattea  is  recognized  as  one  of  the  first  mainstream 
Nashville  stars  to  publicly  address  the  AIDS  problem  at 
the  nationally  televised  Counuy  Music  Association  awards 
show  in  \'4'i2   A  public  service  announcement  campaign 


featuring  country  stars  ran  earlier  this  year,  and  Reba 
McEnlire  even  has  a  hii  single  about  AiC)S.  "She  Thinks 
His  Name  Was  |ohn." 

lohn  Carlin  of  The  Red  Hot  Organization  said  that 
someone  with  Mallea's  credentials  was  needed  if  a  sue 
cessful  lollowup  lo  benefit  albums  featuring  Cole  Porter, 
alternative  rock  and  dance  music  were  to  be  possible. 

"We  were  virtual  unknowns  in  the  country  music  com 
munily."  Carlin  said.  "Kathy  brought  to  our  alliance  an 
intense  commitment  to  make  a  difference  among  her 
peers  and  the  lans  ol  country  musii.  " 


Bob  romni9nd<:  i/nu  to  pvl  a  biR  tervin^  of 
liw  Highly  romplplplij  indiffpret}!  riamt  - 
Collegian...   What'*  with  the  clams? 


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ackpd  tl-»  ownor  If  h»  know  ol  atiij  minging 
cuclii  bat  dvll  lointc  Hhpto  I  rould  hcok  uf 
with  a  fii  of  Ipka  Maki  and  Knorkwutcl  on 
Uiff.  '  Itio  ptottial  qucttiori,'  li<>  caid,  'ic 
l>o«  to  i^ct  i|i»  mouco  Mf  of  tilt  bottlv.*  I 
ihankod  tlw  wica  old  inat<  and  rhM-kfd  into 
room  ci<  CKtij  tin.  I  ofwrnid  up  rny  cult  eat* 
rutTi  browri  pupct  big^  »f>ii  |*ullpd  out  'lip 
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ing  all  my  friends."  Cameroia  said.  "A  lot  of  people  rely 
on  this  (air  for  income,"  he  said. 

He  also  said  he  has  known  vendors  who  have  been  fre- 
quenting the  fair  for  W  years. 

Bill  Barilett  of  Cold  Springs  Farms  in  Salisbury  said  a 
social  network  of  colleagues  has  developed  over  time.  A 
20-  year  veteran  of  the  fair.  Bartlett  said  that  in  between 
attending  to  his  reserve-grand-champion-prized  heifers, 
he  enjoys  the  Big  E. 

"I  haven't  gotten  out  of  here  [the  dairy  bam)  too  much, 
but  I  like  to  go  around  and  see  the  fair."  Barilett  said. 

At  the  tree  pelting  zoo.  everyone  is  encouraged  to  "pet 
"em.  feed  em,  touch  "em."  Some  of  the  friends  you  will 
make  here  include  EIroy  the  zebra  from  Africa,  a  duo  of 
macaw  birds  named  Ringo  and  Lola  whose  life  spans 
check  in  at  about  100  years.  Sidney  the  kangaroo  from, 
Australia,  Ralph  the  zebu  (one  of  the  oldest  species  of  ox) 
and  a  team  of  Shetland  ponies  that  will  make  you  want  to 
take  one  home  with  you. 

Many  of  the  rides  at  the  fair  include  a  roller  coaster, 
three  ferris  wheels,  the  lungle  Fun  funhouse.  the  Snow 
Ball  Express.  Tidalwave.  the  Monster  and  the  Giant  Slide. 

Simple,  old-fashioned  fun  is  taken  to  a  new  height 
when  you  climb  the  104  steps  to  the  top  of  this  shiny 
yellow  slide,  hop  onto  your  potato  sack  and  slide  down. 
If  you  are  at  least  48  inches  tall  this  is  the  ride  for  you, 
and  a  range  of  youngsters  to  parents  were  giving  it  a 
whirl. 

Educational  exhibits  are  also  on  display,  including  the 
Avenue  of  States,  which  features  building  representing 
each  New  England  stale.  Inside  these  buildings  you  can 
eat  well-  known  regional  foods,  purchase  souvenirs  and 


pick  up  information  about  vacation  and  travel  options. 

The  United  States  Army  Corps  of  Engineers'  New 
England  Division  also  offers  a  wetland  exhibit,  in  which 
you  can  learn  about  national  and  area  wetlands,  clean  up 
efforts,  building  permit  guidelines,  lakeside  recreation  in 
New  England  and  more. 

"We're  here  to  provide  the  public  with  information  and 
let  people  know  what  the  Corps  of  Engineers  is  all  about," 
said  basin  manager  |oe  Faloretti.  "It's  important  for  us  to 
get  the  word  out  (about  environmental  issues]." 

The  Corps  of  Engineers  has  been  coming  to  the  lair  lor 
six  years,  and  sponsors  different  exhibits  according  to 
which  issue  is  most  forefront  at  the  time.  For  the  past  two 
years  the  corps'  exhibit  dealt  with  flood  control. 

Big  E  security  takes  care  of  parking,  traffic  control  and 
lost  property,  amongst  other  things.  An  officer  working  at 
the  lost  and  found  said  that  occasional  rowdiness  was  a 
problem,  but.  for  the  most  pari,  his  experience  at  the  fair 
was  not  as  stressful. 

"Part  of  my  job  is  to  calm  people  down  and  make  sure 
that  when  they  leave  the  office,  they  are  more  clani  then 
when  they  first  came  in."  said  the  officer.  He  added  that 
his  favorite  part  of  the  job  was  reluming  lost  properly  to 
fairgoers. 

There  really  is  more  to  the  Big  E  than  could  ever  fit  in 
these  columns.  There  is  an  activity,  food,  ride  or  shop  for 
everyone,  and  experiencing  the  variety  of  all  of  these 
things  at  once  is  an  experience  not  easily  matched. 

So  try  to  get  to  Springfield  in  the  next  couple  of  weeks 
and  check  out  the  Big  E.  If  nothing  else,  a  spin  on  the 
roller  coaster  will  clear  your  head  and  make  all  the  read- 
ing you  have  to  do  seem  a  little  more  feasible. 


UMass  help  vital  to  community 


By  Krista  Holnuirom 

Collegian  Correspondent 


In  an  effort  to  connect  students 
with  volunteer  opportunities. 
Vitally  Involved  in  Voluntary 
Action  and  the  Community  Service 
Council  will  be  holding  the  4th 
Annual  Volunteer  Fair  Sept.  12  at 
the  University  of  Massachusetts. 

Representatives  from  45  agen- 
cies will  talk  with  students  and 
share  their  own  unique  opportuni- 
ties about  community  service. 

"A  whole  lot  of  people  need  help 
and  a  lot  of  students  don't  realize 
there  are  so  many  community  ser- 
vice options,"  said  Lori  McKinney. 
coordinator  of  the  community  ser- 
vice program  at  the  Mather  Career 
Center. 

"The  basic  idea  for  the  fair  is  to 
make  sure  students  are  getting 
information  on  community  service 


and  to  make  it  easier  for  ihcm  to 
sign  up,"  McKinney  said. 

Such  agencies  as  the  Campus 
Pond  Clean-Up.  AIDS  Allies. 
Amherst  Survival  Center.  Jessie's 
House  and  Remineralize  the  Earth 
will  be  at  the  fair. 

Diane  Houston,  director  of  mem- 
bership marketing  for  Western 
Massachusetts  GiH  Scouts  Council 
said  students  have  done  volunteer 
work  at  her  agency  for  20  years. 

"We've  found  students  to  be  a 
valuable  resource  in  helping  the 
work  we  do. 

All  of  them  are  very  enthusiastic 
and  it  gives  them  the  experience  of 
helping  children.  Some  are  looking 
for  a  career  with  the  Girl  Scouts 
and  others  just  want  to  help." 
Houston  said. 

Scott  Trehan.  a  senior  at  UMass, 
has  volunteered  for  VIVA  and 
other  agencies  the  past  ihree  years. 


"Volunteering  in  itself  is  a  great 
learning  experience.  You  meet  a  lot 
of  different  individuals,  get  to  see 
different  situations,  a  get  a  good 
picture  of  what's  going  on."  he 
said. "You  learn  about  the  issues  we 
hear  about  and  get  to  do  something 
about  them,  and  it  looks  gtxjd  on  a 
resume." 

"I've  found  through  this  position 
that  lots  of  students  want  to  do 
something  but  aren't  so  sure  and 
feel  thai  if  an  oppKirtunity  comes  to 
ihein  they'll  do  it,  but  otherwise 
not,"  McKinney  said. 

"With  43  representative  agencies 
here  saying.  We  need  volunteers', 
students  will  .see  they  need  as  much 
help  as  they  can  gel." 

Books  listing  volunteer  opportu- 
nities are  also  available  at  the 
Community  Service  Program  Office 
at  the  Mather  Career  Center  on 
campus. 


Judge  rules  OJ.  charges  will  stand 


By  LirKla  Oetitsch 

Associated  Press 


The  Big  E 


Calendar 
of  Events 


The  Big  E  in  West  Springfield  Is  now  in  full  swing 
and  will  continue  through  Oct.  2.  All  events  are 
included  in  the  price  of  admission.  Events  scheduled 
for  the  rest  of  the  week  are  as  follows: 

Today  is  Rhode  Island  Day  as  well  as  Senior  Otizens 
Day.  Performing  on  the  Miller  Genuine  Draft  Stage 
are  singers  the  Shangri-Las.  The  Big  E  Qrcus  under 
The  Big  Top  runs  several  times  daily  and  is  one  of  the 
most  popular  events. 

Other  events  occurring  today  and  throughout  the 
week  are  the  Pirates  of  the  Caribbean  High  Dive 
Show  and  joie  Chitwood's  Thrill  Show.  Disorderly 
Conduct,  a  performance  aimed  at  children,  also 
begins  today.  Daryi  and  Don  Ellis  perform  on  the 


Miller  Genuine  Draft  Stage  today  through  Thursday. 

Tomorrow's  events  include  The  Contours  on  the 
Miller  Genuine  Draft  Stage.  They  also  play  on 
Thursday  and  Friday.  The  Eastern  SUtes  Horse  Show 
also  runs  Wednesday  through  Friday.  Wednesday  is 
Connecticut  Day. 

Massachusetts  Day  will  be  held  Thursday  and  is 
filled  with  events  that  have  already  begun  earlier  in 
the  week. 

The  events  scheduled  for  Agawam  Dsy  on  Friday 
include  The  4-H  Horse  Show  and  the  Giant  Pumpkin 
Weigh  Off,  a  contest  for  pumpkins  greater  than  400 
pounds. 

-  Compiled  t)y  Andrew  Ferguson 


LOS  ANGELES  -  0,|.  Simpson's 
last-dilch  effort  before  his  trial  to 
have  murder  charges  dismissed  failed 
Monday  when  the  judge  rejected 
defense  arguments  that  the  case  was 
based  on  sloppy  and  dishonest  detec- 
tive work. 

Superior  Court  fudge  Lance  Ito 
upheld  an  earlier  ruling  by  Municipal 
Court  ludge  Kathleen  Kennedy 
Powell  that  detectives  acted  properly 
when  they  entered  Simpson's  estate 
hours  after  the  |une  12  slayings  with- 
out a  search  warrant  and  found 
bloody  evidence.  Kennedy-Powell 
presided  over  Simpson's  preliminary 
hearing  over  the  summer. 

In  another  development,  prosecu- 
tors complained  that  Simpson's  per- 
sonal secretary  shredded  a  document 


after  prosecutors  had  tried  to  seize  it. 
But  the  defense  contended  that  inves- 
tigators improperly  used  the  grand 
jury  investigating  Simpson's  longtime 
friend  Al  Cowlings  to  learn  about  the 
document . 

Simpson  is  charged  with  two 
counts  ol  murder  in  the  knifing 
deaths  of  his  ex-wife  Nicole  Brown 
Simpson,  55,  and  her  friend  Ronald 
Goldman.  25.  outside  Ms.  Simpson's 
condominium,  about  two  miles  from 
Simpson's  estate. 

Ito  agreed  with  Kennedy-Powell 
that  the  detectives  clearly  were  moti- 
vated by  a  desire  to  inlorm  Simpson 
of  the  tragedy  and  make  sure  that 
others  were  not  wounded  or  dying  at 
his  estate. 

"The  detectives  were  laced  with  a 
brutal  and  violent  killing  They  had 
two  young  children  who  were  unai 
tended."  the  judge  said,  referring  to 


the  couple's  8-year-old  daughter 
Sydney  and  b-year-old  son  Justin, 
who  were  asleep  at  the  condo  when 
the  slayings  occurred. 

Ito  said  the  officers  were  under- 
standably concerned  when  no  one 
answered  the  doorbell  or  phone  at 
Simpson's  estate  and  they  spotted 
what  appeared  to  be  blood  on  his 
Bronco,  which  was  parked  askew  in 
the  street. 

Ito  said  he  was  trtore  troubled  by  Ihe 
length  of  lime  that  officers  stayed  afier 
making  sure  everyone  was  all  right. 

Bui  he  said  thai  the  report  of 
thumps  heard  by  Simpson's  house 
guest.  Brian  "Kato"  Kaelin.  was 
enough  to  keep  detectives  ui  the 
scene  and  allow  them  to  investigate 
further.  That  was  when  they  found  a 
bloody  glove  lying  on  a  pathway  and 
seized  it  as  key  evidence  against 
Simpson. 


Donations  are  needed  for  food  pantry 


Revved-up  motor  bike  crashed  into  dorm 


By  Matthew  Pottinger 

Collegian  Correspondent 


By  Darienne  J.  Hosley 

Collegian  Staff 


A  University  of  Massachusetts  junior  was  still  hospital- 
ized last  night  in  good  condition  afier  a  motorcycle  he  was 
sitting  on  took  off  and  rammed  into  the  wall  of  Knowlton 
Residence  Hall  Friday  afternoon. 

Thai  A.  Nguyen.  21,  a  mechanical  engineering  student 
from  Lowell,  underwent  surgery  and  was  admitted  to 
Cooley  Dickinson  Hospital  in  Northampton  following  the 
incident. 

Karin  Sherbin  of  the  UMass  News  Office  said  Nguyen 
was  not  wearing  a  helmet  when  he  hit  the  side  of  the 
building  at  about  25  mph.  Nguyen  suffered  from  cuts  to 
his  head  and  two  broken  wrists,  she  said,  and  was  taken 
by  ambulance  to  the  hospital. 

According  to  Philip  |.  Cavanaugh,  court  liaison  officer 
for  the  UMass  Department  of  Public  Safety,  the  motorcy- 
cle belonged  to  a  friend  of  Nguyen.  Cavanaugh  said 
Nguyen  asked  to  sit  on  the  idling  motorcycle,  which  was 


in  Lot  63  behind  the  experiment  station  on  North 
Pleasant  Street. 

"Eyewitnesses  said  the  bike  somehow  went  into  gear 
and  when  it  revved  up,  he  look  off  through  the  parking 
lot.  over  the  lawn  and  the  sidewalk,  down  a  small 
embankment  and  into  the  wall,"  Cavanaugh  said. 

The  accident  occurred  around  4:45  p.m.,  drawing  a 
large  dinnertime  crowd  near  Worcester  Dining  Commons. 
Fool  and  bicycle  traffic  was  re-routed  around  the  scene, 
marked  off  with  police  tape. 

"There's  that  skid  mark  right  there,  and  they  closed  half 
the  campus."  said  junior  Sahan  Abeysekera. 

Hung  Lam.  a  senior  who  said  he  knew  Nguyen,  said  he 
didn't  think  the  man  knew  how  to  operate  a  motorcycle. 

"I  don't  think  he  would  have  hit  that  wall  if  he  knew 
how  to  ride  it."  Lam  said.  "He  went  into  thai  wall  and  his 
body  fell  off  the  bike." 

Cavanaugh  said  no  charges  have  yei  been  filed  but  the 
accident  is  still  under  investigation  pending  a  report  from 
Nguyen.  Police  tried  to  interview  him  at  the  hospital  on 
Sunday,  he  said. 


It's  time  to  pull  those  dusty  canned 
foods  off  your  top  shelf  and  put  them 
in  a  paper  bag. 

The  Amherst  Survival  Center  will 
be  holding  a  fundraiser  Sept.  28  in 
the  Student  Union  Ballroom  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts. 

New  Horizons,  a  Pioneer  Valley 
reggae  band,  will  perform  for  the 
duration  of  the  fundraiser  to  be  held 
from  9  p.m  to  I  a.m. 

"We  are  in  a  crisis  situation.  We 
really  need  cash  and  canned  goods." 
said  Fdwina  Eskew,  the  center's  vol- 
unteer coordinator. 

The  Amherst  Survival  Center  is  a 
food  pantry  for  low  income  people  in 
Amherst  and  the  surrounding  area. 


Between  bU  and    100  people  are 
served  daily. 

The  center,  whose  services  include 
free  daily  lunches,  free  clothing,  an 
open  food  pantry  and  weekly  visits  by 
a  nurse,  saw  a  40  percent  increase  in 
the  number  of  people  using  its  ser- 
vices this  July. 

Eskew  said  money  raised  will  go 
toward  "keeping  the  center  going. 
We're  at  rock  boiiom.  That  40  per- 
cent was  the  killer  for  us,"  Eskew 
said. 

Eskew,  who  has  no  specific  finan 
cial  goal  lor  the  fundraiser  yet,  said 
she  hopes  ihe  event  will  provide  the 
center  wilh  enough  money  to  buy 
food,  pay  rent  and  cover  utilities. 

The  center  has  seen  an  increase  in 
attendance  around  the  holidays,  she 
said. 


"We're  gearing  up  lor  (the  win- 
ter)." Eskew  said. 

The  Amherst  Survival  Center  has 
been  running  since  1 97b.  The  cen- 
ter's present  siaff  of  over  100  volun- 
teers, two  part-  time  and  two 
full-time  workers,  operates,  out  of  Ihe 
basement  of  1200  North  Pleasant  St. 
The  building  was  originally  donated 
by  the  University. 

The  Town  of  Amherst,  the 
Department  of  Mental  Health,  and 
local  gRtcers,  businesses  and  religious 
groups  have  all  donated  to  the  center, 

"UMass  has  always  been  u  great 
supporter."  Eskew  said. 

Tickets  for  the  fundraiser  will  go 
on  sale  at  the  door.  The  Amherst 
Survival  Center  will  also  have  a  vol- 
unteer table  set  up  on  the  Campus 
Center  Concourse  tomorrow. 


SGA 


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"The  meeting  will  be  about  the  elections,  how  students 
can  be  nominated,  how  students  can  get  involved,  what 
the  SGA  is  about  and  what  you  can  do,"  Raphaely  said. 

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Ever  Thought  About  Going  Greek? 

Here's  your  chance  to  have  all  your  questions 
answered  and  your  doubts  put  aside. 

Sorority  Open  Rush 

September  20th  -  October  4th 


Alpha  Chi  Omega 


#ept  2W^  8  7 

21  5:30  -  7:30  p.m. 

22  5:3a-7:S0p.i^ 
25  1  -3  p.m.        ||g| 
27  6  -  8  p.m. 

Oct     4  6-9p.m. 


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AH  parties  located  at  38  Nutting.    For 
more  information,  please  call  Meran  at 
549-6857 


Delta  Zeta 

Sept217-9p.m.F 

25  12  -  2  p.m. 

27  6  «  8  p.m. 
^87-9  p.m.  I 

296 -8p.m. 
Oct     3  7-9  p.m. 

4  7 -9p.m. 

All  parties  located  at  11  Phillips.    For 
more  information,  please  call  Carrie  at 
253-5679 


Sigma  Delta  Taii 


Alpha  Epsilon  Phi 

s<^t  2iiiTr{|mjii::^ 

24  11-lp:m.         ' 
26  7:30 -9:30  p.m. 
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Oct     3  7- 9p.m.  ^^"^ 
4  7-9  p.m. 

For  party  locations,  or  more  informa- 
tion, please  call  Emily  at  256-8701  or 
Laurie  at  549-7960 


Iota  Gamma  Upsilon 

Sept  ao  6  -  8  p^m.    IT 

24  1  -  3  p.m. 

25  12  -  3  p. nil 
^  28  5  -  6:30  p.m. 

OcT^  6 -8p.m. 

All  parties  located  at  406  N.  Pleasant. 
For  more  information,  please  call  Karen 
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3  8-  10  p.m. 

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All  parties  located  at  409  N.  Pleasant. 
For  more  information,  please  call 
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All  parties  located  at  Fraternity/Sorority 
Park.    For  more  information  or  trans- 
portation, please  call  Lauren  at 
549-4351 


Kappa  Kappa  Gamma 

Sept20  5-8p.m. 

21  6 -9p.m. 

22  6 -8p.m. 
25  I  -  3  p.m. 
27  6  -  8  p.m. 
295 -7  p.m. 

Oct     2  1-3  p.m. 

3  6  -  8:30  p.m. 

All  parties  located  at  32  Nutting.   For 
more  information,  please  call  Emily  at 
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Sept  20  6  -  ^p.m^ 

21  6  -  9  p.m. 

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28  6-9p.m. 
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3  6-9  p.m. 

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Sept  20  6:30  -  9:30  p.m. 

21  8.10  p.m. 

22  6:30 -8:30  p.m. 

25  12  -  3  p.m. 

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Please  call  Melissa  Day  at  549-5964,  or  Call 

the  Greek  Affairs  Office 


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sports  staff  members  today  at  7  p.m.  in 

the  Collegian  offices  in  the  Campus 
Center  basement.  Anyone  who  is  inter- 
ested in  writing  for  sports  is  encouraged 

to  attend. 
If  you  have  any  questions,  you  should 
call  Matt  Vautour  or  Andrew  Bryce  at 

545-1851. 


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E«wy  yttr  ttiau«<n(H  of  twbws  (he 
ol  cNHung.  suHontmg  oi  ottw 
braatiting  anargtiKias  Oonl 
let  your;  IM  one  of  them 


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State  study  points  to  court  system  bias 


Sure  I  "1  it?i(ini!atii! 
fnt  nm  ihii^g  I  owti  nig 
OKti  corks.  Ye?,  4011  r-nuM 
rail  tup  .1  frj;ulat  'Dnif- 
ijoiifcplfrr."  I  Invp  oft^anij- 
U}g  itM|  corkc.  Yns,  if  i? 
ni)P  of  irtg  fpw  joys.    I  kftow 
W4A/Vt flings  about  "ig 
corks.  I'd  fpll  ijoii  about 
Ihpi'i...  hut  I  don  t  kiioM 

IJOII  VPtlJ  wpll. 

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rOI  LEGIAN 


BOSTON  I  APi  I  !om  ili*IcnvUnt>  to  iiKJgc^.  !ix>tn  lun 
siiivtivin  to  MMitcn^inj;  iiii-ntK'fs  ol  imiH<iin  y-ixHij'v  Isivi- 
dn^nnurwiiiMi  in  the  NUvv*.hu>ctl>.  lOurt  •.^-^  .1  vui,i\ 
Joiic  tor  the  state  Supremo  C\>urt  tounj 

Thftc  i>  xvidesprccd  bi*»  ng^inst  lhi>>»'  «  h,'  4I0  noi 
>tx-dk  biighsh.  aiVonlinj  10  a  vlratt  rc|x>rl  ol  .1  loui  >e.i! 
>iuJ>.  "hqoal  lustieo  I  hmuiatiii);  the  Hiiitu-is"  otM.iinAl 
b>  Pit-  Rijic'M  c>"/i>K' 

"I  think  that  the  tv|\>it  J^v^  n    |\iniinj;  out 

that  vli>enniination.  jvthiip>  miimu    l^■Ml.lp^  unmienilevt 
Jiv^  e\i>i  ihrou|:hout  the  eourt  »>siein.'  muI  Hill  I  esitu 


.11  the  Cotunutlee  \ot   Put 


Ul-lu      I.   OUIlvi 


ullui.il 
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.hiet 
Sei\Ke> 

\hc  -[uJ\  touiul  that  the  k\>uit  NS>teiii  l.uks 
iiw.i!^iu>N  .iiul  mierprelatue  seiNuev  ,iiui  >.  .1 
ih.iiiijes  in  hinnj:  .iiul  ttaiiimj; 

"Cuhural  nUNunkiei>tanJin(;s'  iip|H'.ii  lo  Iv  l.uioi^  in 
the  nurca>e  in  the  luiiiiK-i  ol  niinonis  ihiUlren  renio\Al 
Ironi  their  lamilu-s  thnuijih  Icj-.a!  pi\vet\lin|,>  K-guii  .iliii 
lonlaet  with  the  IViviliiuni  ol  So.  i.il  ^^■l^K.■^  itu-  ^Ul>!\ 
U>unJ 

Vuliius  ol  balienii^;  who  ate  iiieiiit>ei  ••  i>t  niiiioiil> 
grvHip>  or  do  nv't  speak  I  iigloh  ohl.nn  Uwei  u^Haiiimj; 
outers  against  their  aiuukei^  .iiul  J.Un.l.m!^  m  su»h 
i.a~ev  tuee  higher  h«il 

\t  times.  bilin):uMl  husKaivIs  serveil  as  inifipieieis  lot 
ilieir  allegeJIv  hattereil  wives,  atul  Kvau^e  ol  a  laek  ol 
inierpreler>.  the  same  per>v)n  has  Ix-en  used  l'\  pi\ise»u 
tion  and  delen>.e  in  the  same  ea^es.  makiiii;  that  peismi 


pin\  to  .onlidemial  ail»M-nc>'client  inlonn.iii.M! 

Ihe  siuJ\   IS  kill  taijti't  in  its  entuistiis  ol  ilie  .in.tii.i 
iiu-iiis  made  lot  intet-pivting.  vaid  I  eah\ 

"  rtwt  s  the  kiivl  ol  stut)  WHi  tViilK  di' N»v  m  . 

am!  It's  abs\>Uilcl\  mwmh)  el«s\  tieaimeni  '  he  v. 

the  ivtvti  "ho|VlulU  will  make  e»ei\Ksl\  w  lu  ,\    i  , 
pates  in  the  eoun  v\>tem  nunv  aleit  li<  the  (X'^sihilm  ih.u 
iheiv  ma\  Iv  dis|Mtate  tieaiiiu-nt  »>!  dill.ieni  ,  .1 
lH\iple.'  I  eatu  said 

"Knowing  I  nglish  to  up  aiate  m  the  dailx  woiui  tiM% 
noi  Iv  sulluieni  loi  uiHlei>taiHliMg  s»>nH  ol  the  cumikcih*! 
ihe  1.1 «"  vaul  U.'iie>lei  lu\eiiile  l  lunt  \sm\  i.iu-  IusIkC 
Maiili.i  P  viiaie  She  said  mieipivtei"  in  that  >oiiii  *fv 
hiie\l  on  .1  ease  b\  ease  (vnsi>  but  lulltime  inleipietei^  hki 
l\  would  Iv  moie  eeoiiomuai  and  iiioiv  elli\ti\e 

She  was  one  i>l   40  meiiibeis  i<l   the  vOmniisMon 
apixnnlrti  b\  Supivme  luduial  l  outt  l  hul  Invu..   P.,..'  I 
I  uuos  in    l>l'»0  ii>  m.ike  ilie  Miid\     1  li. 
\Vednesila\ 

language  pioblenis  "Mmke  the  pnvess  inoie  dilheuli 
Ineause  nv>t  onl>  me  >ou  deitling  with  dilluull  lnmiU 
issues  but  vou're  dealing  with  a  baiiier  m  leiius  ol  Imu 
guage  and  eultuiv."  s^ud  liHuiinv  I'aili.  a  s|sikeswoman 
lot  the  IV|vutinenl  ol  S\muI  Seixiees 

She  -.aid  the  depailiiik'iit  lia^  I'lied  aK'iil    'i'  biliiigu.il 
and  bieuliuiai  |\\>ple  Miue  luK  I 

Oi\\\  !^  ol  K'ft  tiiiil  louit  judges  in  the  stale  aie  ineiii 
Ivis  111  uiin«irit>  givuips.  and  the  siiuh  siij;j;esied  a  Uik  ol 
dixetsilN  mllueiues  the  oulkoiiie  ti|  lav^ 


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Fall  Counseling  and  Information  Session 

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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


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Welcome  to  the  Career 
Information  Highway 

. . .  Where  the  Present  Meets  the  Future 

Options,  options,  options  . . . 

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Come  find  out  what  it's  all  about  as  the 

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Career  Center  Open  House 


1 


Wednesday  September  21  from  10-3 


WHere  the 


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Open  your  mind  .  .  , 
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Cahrin  A  HobbM  By  Bill  Watterson 


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I  III   M  NSSACHUSETIS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Sports 


Minute  women  win  first  three  matches  of  season 


By  Derek  Milotavljevk 

Collegian  SioK 


Universiiy  of  Massachuscits  women's  icnnis  Coach  |ud\ 
Dixon  foil  coming  inio  this  weekend  thai  ihc  \cmV^  llircc 
imiiches  would  be  ihe  key  lo  the  fall  season.  II  thji  i^  ihc 
case,  ihe  door  is  now  wide  open. 

Dixon's  team  blazed  to  a  5-0  start,  knocking  oil 
W'esleyan  on  Friday,  Hartford  on  Saturday,  and  Vermont 
on  Sunday. 

UMass  defeats  Wesleyan  5-4 

The  Minuiewomen  had  the  most  difficulty  beating  the 
pesky  Wesleyan  team  5-4. 

Experience  came  through  for  the  Minutewomen  as 
junior  LiesI  Sitlon  and  senior  Mary  Edwards  were  both 
victors  in  singles  and  doubles  play. 

Sillon  found  herself  down  two  breaks  at  >~U  {l> 
first-year  student  Mollie  Nelson  in  her  No  I  singlo 
match  when  she  decided  to  change  her  siraicgN 

"She's  loo  powerful.  I  couldn't  play  her  game.  II  I  tried 
to  bang  it  out  with  her  corner  to  corner,  I'd  gel  heat," 
Siiton  said.  "I  had  to  hit  it  hard,  hit  it  soft,  and  nio\c  ii 
around  lo  beat  her." 

Beat  her  is  exactly  what  she  did  The  lefthander  from 
Puerto  Rico  proceeded  to  win  the  next  eight  games  en 
route  to  a  b-3.  6-2  victory  over  Nelson. 

In  doubles  play,  Sitton  teamed  with  first-year  student 
Caroline  Steele  to  defeat  Nelson  and  Elizabeth  Elliot.  H-b 

At  No.  6  singles.  Edwards  won  a  hard-fought  match 
over  Rachel  Kowal  7-5,  7-5.  .Assistant  coach  Dan 
Rosenberg  praised  Edwards  for  her  grittiness 

"The  match  became  possible  for  us  to  win  because  uf 
that,"  head  coach  Di.xon  said. 

In  her  No.  3  doubles  match,  Edwards  teamed  vuih 
sophomore  Liz  Durant  to  knock  off  Alisa  Miner  and 
Kowal. 

The  win  kept  Durant's  collegiate  doubles  record 
unblemished  at  13-0. 

UMass  defeau  Hartford  7-0 

The  Minutewomen  had  no  trouble  with  the  Universiiy 
of  Hartford  on  Saturday,  sweeping  the  Hawks  in  singles 
play  and  winning  the  doubles  portion. 


.Most  iiiiprc-'M\c  III  Mck>r\  lor  L:Mas>  was  Durant.  The 
live  k>oicr  from  1  diM.111,  \.\  ,  bagclcd  her  NVr  4  single^ 
iippunciii.  lulic  Mcniil.  b  0.  ti  ti  She  and  her  partner 
l.dw.ird-.  svcrc  ni.iil\  as  :iii[mcsvuc  iii  \ii.  )  doubles  play, 
thumping  Ihc  i<.im  oi  Hilary  Liiidcr  and  Hcathei 
Maiiland.  8    1 

U'liiin^  nui.iiii  .1-  tkiyhlc  'Aiiincr-'  lor  Ihc  Minulcwonicn 
were  Idu.ird-  .iiul  Irc-hnicn  Nocllc  Orsini  and  .•\m\ 
Sid  ran 

Dixon  chara^kri/ctl  llarllurd  as  a  team  in  the  midst  v\ 
some  kiugh  liiiics 

"Ihcir  icaiii  is  snuggling,  priiiuiriiv  because  ol  lack  ol 
funding.'  she  s.uJ 

L.Mass  defeats  Vermont  6-J 

On  Sunday,  the  Minuiewomen  noiclictl  iis  biggest  win 
ol  the  young  iail  season  b\  disp>.ising  of  a  historically 
strong  University  (.ij  \  criiU'iu  icaiii.  (>   V 

Bclore  the  niuich.  Dixon  and  Rosenberg  were  cautious- 
ly opiimistic  about  their  team's  chances.  "Thev  are  a  team 
ihal  we  beat  in  the  spring,  bui  ihc\  ucrc  missing  three  of 
ihcir  lop  players."  Dixon  said. 

■  rhcy  are  alwass  very  well-coached,"  Rosenberg  said. 

Well  coached  ur  not.  ihc  Catamounts  were  overpow 
ered  b\  a  I  \l.iss  leant  thai  once  again  balanced  youth  and 
experience,  luiiior  Sitton  and  freshman  Sleele  were  the 
only  Minutewomen  to  win  in  bolh  singles  and  doubles 
play 

.Siiion  IniprLiscd  her  singles  record  lo  3-U  by  crushing 
Bclliain  KcMiiil.  b-0.  (>  U  She  has  yet  to  drop  a  set  in  the 
young  season. 

Sii  -li-  had  a  tougher  lime  at  \o.  5  singles  with  Julia 
RcnsiioMi  The  Paducah,  Ky..  native  rallied  from  a  set 
behin<.l  to  claim  victor.  5-7.  7-5,  7-5. 

The  two  were  matched  against  their  singles  opponents 
in  doubles  play,  winning  in  straight  sets,  b   1 .  6  2. 

Durum,  who  cruised  lo  a  6-1.  6  4  victory  in  No.  4  sin- 
gles, saw  hci  unbeaten  collegiate  doubles  streak  end  al 
14. 

She  and  Edwards  fell  victim  to  Becky  Sohn  and 
Courtney  Bealko.  6-4.  6-2. 

Dixon  praised  her  team  as  one  with  no  weak  links  "The 
key  lo  this  team  is  depth,"  she  said. 

"Two,  three,  four,  Tue  and  six  are  all  well-irained.  tal- 
ented athletes." 


PAUC  MOOfAU  ,  fOCU<,(«N 

No.    1    singles  player  LiesI   Sitton  helped  the 
Minulevi^omen  to  start  the  season  off  at  3-0. 


Sports  Briefs 

The  women's  cross  counti^  team  finished  second 
in  a  iri-  meet  at  the  Universiiy  of  Massachusetts  at 
Amherst  on  Saturday.  The  University  of  Connecticut 
won  the  meet  but  sophomore  Melissa  Langevin  con- 
tinued her  dominance,  placing  first  with  a  time  of 
17:54. 

Rebecca  Donaghue  placed  fourth  (18:44),  Kristin 
Donaldson  placed  10th  (19:17),  lulie  Moreau  fin- 
ished 1  llh  (19:18)  and  Kirsien  Bringardner  placed 
12ih  (l'i;30)  helping  the  Minutewomen  10  the  sec- 
ond place  finish. 

The  Minuiewomen  will  be  at  Vermont  this 
Saturday  for  a  tri-meet  with  host  University  of 
Vermont  and  Boston  University. 


The  men's  cross  country  team  placed  second  out 
of  four  teams  on  Saturday  at  Franklin  Park  in 
Boston,  lona  College  won  the  meet  with  Maine 
Universiiy  and  Northeastern  University  finishing 
after  the  Minutemcn. 

lunior  Ethan  Nadeau  was  the  first  across  the  fin- 
ish line  for  UMa&s  placing  fifth  with  a  time  of  26:15. 
lonathan  Way  placed  seventh  (26:21).  Matthew 
Behl  placed  eighth  (26:28),  Rick  Copley  placed 
ninth  (26:48)  and  Paul  Blodom  placed  10th  (26:46) 
lo  help  the  Minuiemen  finish  in  second  place. 

The  Minuiemen  will  be  at  Vermont  this  Saturday 
for  a  tri-  meet  with  host  Vermont  University  and 
Boston  Universiiy. 


Goalkeeper  Danielle  Dion,  a  first-year  student, 
was  named  the  Atlantic  10  rookie  of  the  week  in 
women's  soccer  for  her  stellar  play  in  the  net. 

Dion  recorded  shutouts  in  four  of  her  first  five 
games. 

Outside  hitter  Lesley  Nolan  won  freshman  of  the 
week  horwrs  as  well. 

Nolan  hit  .248  with  41  kills  in  the  UMass  Classic 
this  past  weekend  playing  on  the  all-tournament 
team. 


Minutemen 

Tennis  starts  season  on  right  footy  heating 


overcome  me 


By  Jamie  D.  Bearse 

Collegian  Staff 


UMass 
Wesleyan  1 


The  University  of  Mussachusetis 
men's  tennis  team  recovered  from 
lasi  minute  player  eligibility  problems 
lo  serve  up  a  crushing  5-i  viciory 
over  Wesleyan  College 
last  Friday  al  Hoyden 
Courls. 

Senior  Keilh  Murray 
of  Duxbury  and  junicr 
Eric  Peiers  of  Oyster  Bay.  N.Y..  led 
the  Minuiemen  with  double  victo- 
ries. 

After  Wesleyan's  Peele  and 
Freeman  coinbo  defeated  UMass"  No. 
I  doubles  team  of  senior  Tim  Lipsky 
and  sophomore  Ankur  Baishya.  6-8. 
ihe  doubles  leams  in  ihc  No.  2  and  3 
spols  led  by  Murray  and  Peiers  rallied 
lo  win  the  doubles  pt)inl  2-1 . 

Murray,  after  dropping  the  first  sei 
lo  Wesleyan's  Paul  Freeman  3-6. 
bounced  back  lo  capture  the  win  in 
the  last  iwo  seis  7-5,  and  6-3. 
Murray  then  learned  up  wiih  junior 
Darren  Tow  from  Brookline  lo 
trounce  the  Wesleyan  team  of  Adam 
Abel  and  Bazil  El  Re/  8   1  in  the  No. 


ih 


i>«L.t miooiAu , coiiiciAN       Darren   Tow   from   Brookline 
trounce  ihe  Wesleyan  team  of  Adi 
Arkur  Baishya  (left)  and  Tim  Lipsky  (right)  helped  the  Minutemen  to  a  win  in  1st  doubles.  Abel  and  Bazil  El  Re/  8   1  in  the  > 

Baseball  junkies  go  hea(J  to  head  on  Strike  of  1994 

•  'Dam  good  year'  for  a  baseball  strike         •Strike  hurts  the  game  as  well  as  fans 

There  will  be  no  World  Series  for       Daiens  in  baseball  hisiorv  canu-  m  a  It  was  nlaved  bv  soldiers  durinc  ihe      to  the  lans 


2  doubles  match. 

After  losing  the  first  set  3-6.  Peiers 
fought  back  against  Wesleyan's 
Adam  Abel  winning  the  match  edging 
out  .\bel  in  the  last  two  sets  7-6, 
7-6. 

Peters,  teaming  up  with  freshman 
Keilh  Kellogg  from 
Newton.  Pa.,  in  his  first  col 
legiale  match,  blasted 
Wesleyan's  |osh  Turkneti 
and  Roy  Siudness,  8-2  in 
No.  5  doubles  nia.>.l.. 
Peiers  was  not  expected  to  play 
Friday  due  lo  a  battle  with  Whiimore 
in  trying  to  receive  a  grade  change 
that  would  enable  him  lo  play.  Peters 
received  the  change  the  day  of  the 
match. 

Original  No.  4  seed  lusiin  Lynn 
could  not  clear  ineligibility  problems 
by  match  time  due  lo  transfer  credit 
problems  from  his  community  col- 
lege. As  a  result.  Kellogg  was  forced 
to  play. 

Coach  Dixon  was  hoping  not  lo 
have  to  use  Kellogg  in  his  finst  days  at 
UMass  but  said  she  was  "proud"  of 
his  perforniifnce. 

Kellogg  also  played  in  ihe  No    6 


ligibility 

Wesleyan  College 

singles  slot  and  split  the  first  two  sets 
against  Wesleyan's  Roy  Siudness 
before  it  was  suspended  in  the  3rd 
set.  5-7.  6-4. 

Top  seed  Lipsky.  regaining  eiigibil- 
iiy  siatus  just  hours  before  match 
time,  splii  ihe  firsl  two  sets  with 
Wesleyan's  Caleb  Peele.  6-3  and  6-7. 
Lipsky  ihen  outlasted  Peele  rolling 
through  the  final  set  6-1. 

Before  ihe  match.  Dixon  said  in 
order  for  UMass  lo  win  over 
Wesleyan  ihe  No.  3.  4.  5  and  6  sin- 
gles players  would  have  lo  "step  it 
up." 

UMass  stepped  It  up.  only  drop- 
ping one  out  of  ihe  four  pinnacle 
maichcs  coming  in  Darren  Tow's  loss 
10  Wesleyan's  |osh  Turknctt.  2-6, 
6-3.  4^. 

No.  3  seed  Ankur  Baishya.  after 
having  a  fantastic  freshman  year, 
started  his  sophomore  year  off  by 
defeating  Wesleyan's  Bazil  El  Bcz  in 
siraighi  lic-breakcr  scls.  7-5  and 
7-6. 

The  Minutemen  il~0)  will  take 
their  rackets  on  the  road  this 
Thursday  against  Fairfield 
Universilv 


There  will  be  no  World  Series  for 
the  first  time  in  90  years  Roger 
Angell  might  as  well  gel  started  on 
his  semi-  annual  New  Yorker  piece, 
which  customarily  follows  the  "Fall 
Classic." 

And  what  will  appear  on  the  little 
screen  of  the  digital  Big  League 
Baseball  Encyclopedia  when  one 
types  "World  Scries  1994."  which 
reads  'Boston  (AL)  refused  to  play 
New  York  (NL)"  when  one  ivpes 
•Worid  Scries  1904:'" 

"Owners  refused  lo  settle  with 
players?" 

If  I  sound  dejected  over  the 
announcement  ihai  ihc  baseball  sea- 
son has  indeed  come  lo  an  end.  then 
I  am  noi  as  I  sound.  I  will  leave  ihc 
whining  and  whimpering  lo  my  foil. 
Brian  Perillo.  Of  course,  if  you  have 
read  my  column  in 
the  past,  you  a  I  had 

a  lot  of  free  time  on 

your  hands,  and  b) 

you  know  I  care  about  the  fate  of  this 

greai  American  sport. 

Bui  I  am  here  to  argue  that  if  there 
ever  were  to  be  a  baseball  strike,  this 
was  a  pretty  darn  good  year  for  it. 
contrary  to  suggestions  made  on 
these  pages  by  my  other  colleagues. 

They  juiced  the  ball.  I  do  not  know 
how  ihcy  did  it  or  even  who  "they" 
arc,  but  it  could  not  have  been  as 
clever  a  ploy  as  what  some  suspected 
led  to  Ihc  allegedly  pumped-up  balls 
of  1987.  In  that  year  it  was  proposed 
that  the  Haitian  employees  of 
Rawlings,  which  manufactures  the 
balls,  wound  the  innards  especially 
tight  since  I  hey  were  so  excited  about 
ihe  disposal  of  their  country's  dicta- 
torship, i  liked  that  one. 

It  has  been  written  here  recentiv 
that  it  is  a  real  shame  that  Mail 
Williams  and  Ken  Griffey  |r.  could 
noi  further  pursue  Roger  Maris'  sin- 
gle-season record  of  61  home  runs 
set  in  1961.  All  because  of  those 
greedy  owners  and  greedier  players, 
one  of  the  most  memorable  cam 


Ted  Kottler 


paigns  in  baseball  history  came  to  a 
grinding  hall 

I  believe  1994s  infialed  offensive 
sialisiics  are  an  aberralion.  due  lo 
those  Tiileist's  ihey  were  piiching. 
Think  aboul  it:  should  not  the  total 
of  homers  have  been  higher  last  sea- 
son, when  the  league  expanded"'  The 
piiching  was  noi  appreciably  worse 
ihis  year;  if  anyihing  ii  improved. 

W'hat  I  am  wailing  to  sec  is  a  com- 
prehensive, scientific  breakdown  and 
analysis  of  the  hasehall  For  all  ihc 
scruliny  bals  endure,  why  does  no 
one  look  ai  ihc  ball'  I  would  think 
ihal  a  baseball,  which  is  stitched 
logeiher  wiih  thread,  would  be  easier 
to  tamper  with  than  a  bat  and  its 
one-piece  construction. 

In  sum,  we  must  remember  the 
real  issue  thai  senl  I  his  baseball  sea- 
son lo  an  early  grave: 
cable  television  rev- 
enue- sharing.  While 
the  New  York 
Yankees  collect  $47  million  in  such 
funds,  the  Cleveland  Indians  receive 
less  than  $4  million. 

This  disparity  makes  it  more  diffi- 
cult for  the  Indians'  ownership  lo 
finance  its  payroll  than  the  Yankees'. 
Bui  ihink  aboul  thai:  whal  do  the 
owners  need  all  that  cash  for''  To  pay 
the  players'  evcr-escalaling  salaries, 
of  course 

Thai  is  why  I  endorse  a  motlified 
salary  cap  that  would  go  something 
like  ihis:  teriain  players,  such  as 
Griffey.  Frank  Thomas.  Barry  Bonds 
and  Icff  Bagwell  may  name  ihcir 
price.  Beyond  ihal  most  selective  ech- 
elon however,  a  distinct  drop-olf 
would  occur,  preventing  ihe  likes  of 
Mail  Young  and  jody  Reed  from  reel- 
ing in  excess  riches  each  year 

Of  course,  ihe  players  would  not 
go  for  it.  and  the  owners  would  still 
have  to  pay  some  cxorbiiani  salaries. 
But  until  they  bring  back  ordinarv 
baseballs,  it  is  all  for  naught 

Ted  Kottler  ii  a  Collegian  siuff 
membtr. 


It  was  played  by  soldiers  during  the 
Civil  War  more  ihan  a  ceniury  ago.  Il 
ouldates  ihe  radio  and  television  thai 
people  use  lo  follow  il.  It  is  more  than 
just  a  game.  It  is  the  national  pasiime 
of  the  Uniietl  Stales  of  America. 

Il  is  baseball 

Coming  into  ihis  year  ihere  was 
much  lalk  ihal  baseball  no  longer 
means  whal  il  used  to  in  this  couniry . 
Television  ratings  were  down  and 
people  talked  of  how  football  and 
even  basketball  had  replaced  baseball 
as  the  greal  love  of  ihe  naiion. 

As  the  season  progressed,  wonder- 
ful things  began  to  happen.  A  new 
generation  of  stars  began  lo  emerge. 
Ken  Griffey  |r  and  Mall  Williams 
were  chasing  the  all-time  home  run 
record.  Tony  Gwynn  was  Hirting  wiih 
400.  The  new  Iron  Man  Cal  Ripken 
|r.  was  closing  in  on 
Lou  Gehrig's  consec- 
utive games  played 
mark. 

Quesiions  began  to  arise  Could 
Icff  Bagwell  or  The  Big  Hurt  Frank 
Thomas  capture  ihe  firsl  triple  crown 
since  Carl  Yazstrcmski?  Would  the 
Cleveland  Indians,  whose  biggest  suc- 
cess since  1 954  iKcurred  when  Major 
League  came  out  in  theaters,  actually 
make  the  post  season.  Records 
looked  like  ihey  could  be  shaiiered 
and  milestones  were  within  reach. 

Then  it  all  came  tumbling  down. 
Baseball  seemed  to  emulate  the 
Boston  Red  Sox  during  Ihe  last  sever- 
al years,  starting  off  with  a  bang  and 
getting  fans  excited  and  then  wham. 
falling  on  lis  face  and  disappointing 
everyone.  The  strike  ended  all  of  the 
previously  mentioned  possibilities 
and  the  door  slammed  shut  on  the 
poiential  ol  the  baseball  season 

Now  I  do  not  know  how  Ted  will 
justify  saying  the  strike  is  a  good 
thing,  but  the  fact  remains  ihat  he  is 
missing  the  point  Yes.  baseball  was 
in  the  midst  of  its  best  and  mosl 
exciting  season  in  years,  but  even 
more  imporiaiiils  is  what  this  meant 


Brian  Perillo 


to  the  lans. 

You  see,  whether  or  not  Williams 
hil  62  dingers  is  noi  ihe  point.  Whal 
is  imporiani  is  ihat  the  fans  cared  if 
he  did  or  not. 

This  past  season  inspired  more 
baseball  lalk,  spcculaiion  and  discus- 
sions ihan  in  any  pasi  year  I  can 
remember.  The  question,  "So.  can 
Griffey  break  the  record".'"  had  been 
asked  and  answered  so  many  limes,  ii 
seemed  everyone  had  an  opinion. 

In  1994.  the  iniercsl  level  of  base- 
ball fans  was  al  an  exiremely  high 
level.  Thai  is  the  main  reason  why  a 
strike  this  season  is  not  only  the 
worst  possible  ihing  for  the  fans,  but 
also  for  Ihe  game  of  baseball. 

The  exciiement  generated  was  a 
sign  of  baseball  gaining  back  much  c^f 
its  popnjlariiy  and  getting  back  on  track 
as  America's  pa-mier 
sport.  Not  only  have 
fans,  who  were  sud- 
denly beginning  to 
care  about  the  game,  lost  ihis  scawn. 
bui  they  now-  feel  cheated  and  that 
could  keep  them  from  coming  back. 

The  fact  is.  baseball  will  be  hard 
pressed  to  come  up  with  another  sea- 
son where  so  many  records  are  in 
danger  of  falling  at  once.  And  even 
more  important  than  the  individual 
milestones  is  the  amouni  of  interest 
and  attention  ihey  have  brought  lo 
Ihe  game. 

Sure,  who  would  not  have  liked  lo 
see  Tony  Gwynn.  a  player  who  in  a 
major  media  market  like  New  York 
or  Boston  would  be  hailed  as  the  next 
Ty  Cobb,  finish  the  season  with  Ihe 
firsl  .400  plus  season  since  Ted 
Williams  in  1941?  However,  as  a 
baseball  fan,  I  would  ralhcr  see  ihc 
spt>rt  back  on  lop  where  il  should  K" 

lames  Earl  Jones  said  in  field  of 
Drfumi.  "The  one  constant  through 
the  years  has  been  baseball  " 
Unfortunately  that's  not  so  in  1994. 
and  may  never  be  again. 

Prion  Perillo  is  a  Collegian  staff 
mcnihrr 


Atlantic  10  Standings 


Men's  Soccer 


A-W 

overall 

KT 

Rutgers 

1-0-1 

2-3-1 

.417 

George  Washir>gton 

1-<M) 

1-4-0 

.200 

MassachusetU 

1-0-0 

2-2-1 

.500 

West  Virginia 

1-1-0 

J-1-0 

.750 

St.  Joseph's 

0-0-1 

2-2-2 

.500 

Rhode  Island 

O-O-O 

4-2-0 

.667 

St.  Bonaventure 

0-1-0 

0-6-0 

.000 

Temple 

0-2-0 

0-3-0 

.000 

Women's  Soccer 

Massachusetts 

i-0-0 

5-0-0 

1.000 

George  Washington 

1-0-0 

3-2-0 

.600 

Rutgers 

1-1-0 

1-3-0 

.250 

Temple 

1-1-0 

1-4-0 

.200 

Rhode  Island 

0-2-0 

1-4-0 

.200 

Si.  Bonaventurc 

0-2-0 

2-2-0 

.500 

Rutgers 

1-0-0 

2-3-0 

.400 

Field  Hockey 

Massachusetts 

0-0-0 

3-0-0 

1.000 

St.  Joseph's 

0-0-0 

2-2-1 

.500 

Temple 

O-O-O 

2-4-0 

.333 

Rhode  Island 

0-1-0 

0-4-0 

.000 

Duquesne 

0-0 

7-5 

.583 

George  Washington 

0-0 

B~2 

.800 

Volleyball 

Massachusetts 

0-0 

11-0 

1000 

Rhode  Island 

o-o 

4-3 

.571 

Rutgers 

0-0 

4-7 

364 

St.  Bonaventure 

0-0 

3-7 

.300 

Temple 

0-0 

6-4 

.600 

West  Virginia 

0-0 

4-7 

.364 

Entering 
the  spotlight 

Senior  co-capUin  Danielle  Borgei  is 
on  a  tear,  helping  to  lead  field  hockey 
to  a  3-0  start.  A  win  today  will  bring 
the  team  to  4-0.  Story  page  1 2. 


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Wednesday:  Mostly  sunny,  high  75- 
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The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  7 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •  Founded  in  1890  •   Doily  Since  1 967 


Wednesday,  September  21,  1994 


Student  voter  registration 


By  Christopher  Hass«lt 

Collegion  Correspondent 


Several  registered  student  organi- 
zations at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  are  initiating  a  cam- 
pus-wide voter  registration  which 
could  result  in  an  increase  stale  fund- 
ing for  the  University  system. 

Mercedes  Betanco.  undergraduate 
student  speaker,  said  there  is  a  cam- 
pus-wide effort  to  register  students 
to  vote  because  it  will  give  students 
power  to  lobby  the  State  House  for 
more  appropriations  to  the 
University. 

"The  first  thing  they  ask  you  at  the 
State  House  is  whether  or  not  you 
are  registered  to  vote,"  Betanco  said. 
Students  registering  to  vote  will 
allow  student  leaders  to  mobilize  stu- 
dents to  lobby  the  State  House, 
according  to  Betanco. 

'If  you  are  not  registered  to  vote. 
I  legislators)  don't  care  what  you  have 
to  say."  Betanco  said. 

There  are  several  organizations 
involved  in  the  registration  drive. 
Among  the  groups  are  the 
Massachusetts  Student  Public 
Interest  Research  Group 
(MASSPIRG)  the  Commuter  Area 
Government  (CGA).  the  Save  Our 
Schools  coalition  (SOS),  and  the 
Student  Center  of  Educational 
Research  and  Advocacy  (SCERA). 

The  voter  registration  drive  is  part 
of  an  overall  strategy  set  by  SCERA 
to  lobby  the  State  House  for  more 
funds  for  the  University,  said 
Betanco. 


Students  wishing  to  register  for  the 
next  election  may  register  to  vote  at 
the  registration  table  set  up  outside 
the  mini-store  in  the  Student  Union. 

Student  leaders  of  the  SOS  said 
their  goal  is  to  register  4.000  stu- 
dents statev^de.  the  CGA  has  a  goal 
of  5.000  or  more  students,  and  6.000 
students  through  MASSPlRG's 
efforts. 

The  registration  process  is  'quick 
and  painless."  according  to  Chad 
Rippere.  a  first  year  computer  sci- 
ences and  mathematics  major. 
Registration  generally  takes  less  than 
five  minutes. 

Students  interested  in  registering 
should  look  for  registration  tables 
which  will  be  at  the  Hatch,  the 
Student  Union  and  the  Campijs 
Center  concourse.  Registration  will 
also  take  place  in  some  classrooms. 

The  CGA  plans  to  go  to  the  dorms 
to  register  students  said  Matt  Pavesi. 
the  commuter  advocate  for  the  CGA. 
Chancellor  David  K.  Scott  wrote  a 
letter  to  faculty  and  professors 
throughout  campus  asking  them  to 
allow  students  to  hold  the  registra- 
tion drive  in  classes,  Betanco  said. 

The  Off  Campus  Housing  office 
has  hired  10  people  to  staff  the  regis- 
tration continuously  throughout  the 
semester.  Betanco  said.  If  more  funds 
are  received,  she  said  it  is  possible 
that  the  drive  may  continue  into  the 
next  semester. 

MASSPIRG  has  approximately 
15-20  volunteers  working  in  the 

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Carter  blasts  Clinton 
on  Haitian  policies 


By  Ron  FoumMf 

Associdtod  Press 


hWTHAN  MAJiriN  /  CCMIIGIAN 

Primary  election  worker  Wayne  Howard  checks  the  Amherst  10th 
precinct  voting  list  as  a  voter  checks  into  the  booth  behind  him.  Turnout 
was  light  in  the  area  because  many  local  incumbenU  ran  unopposed. 


WASHINGTON  —  If  he  didn't 
learn  the  lesson  in  North  Korea. 
President  Clinton  knows  now  that 
limmy  Carter's  help  comc-s  with  a 
price. 

Hours  after  closing  a  deal  to 
avert  y  military  invasion  of  Haiti, 
the  former  president  broadsided 
Clinton  with  criticism  of  his  Haiti 
policy  and  launched  a  publicity 
campaign  from,  of  all  places,  the 
Lincoln  bedroom. 

Carter  opposed  an  invasion.  He 
opposed  an  embargo.  He  opposed 
driving  fallen  dictators  from  Haiti. 
He  opposed  nearly  every  aspect  of 
the  president's  work  in  Haiti,  a 
senior  Clinton  aide  said,  except 
the  decision  to  let  Carter  try  to 
make  peace. 

And  even  that  wasn't  handled 
right,  the  former  president  said. 
He  accused  Clinton  of  nearly  scut 
tling  peace  talks  by  deploying  an 
invasion  force  while  negotiations 
were  still  underway. 

"What  we  had  worked  on  to 
accomplish  was  about  to  come 
apart."  Carter  told  CNN  in  an 
interview  he  arranged  from  the 
historic  While  House  bedroom, 
moments  after  returning  from 


Haiti 

The  administration  obviously 
disjgrcL-d.  Clinton's  foreign  policy 
team  insisted  that  an  imminent 
threat  of  war  was  what  pushed 
military  leader  Lt.  Gen.  Raoul 
Cedras  to  close  the  deal.  The 
agreement  has  drawn  criticism 
from  lawmakers  who  think 
Clinton,  eager  to  avoid  violence, 
went  too  easy  on  the  junta. 

Carter,  whose  global  trou- 
bleshooting is  eclipsing  memories 
of  a  vexed  presidency,  said  the 
White  House  should  not  be  sur- 
prised by  his  objections. 

"Well,  I've  expressed  my  criti- 
cism publicly."  Carter  said 
Tuesday.  Referring  to  two  other 
members  of  the  negotiating  team, 
retired  Gen.  Colin  Powell  and  Sen. 
Sam  Nunn,  the  former  president 
added.  "All  three  of  us  have 
expressed  our  concern  about  the 
embargo,  which  was  affecting  pri- 
marily very  poor  people  in  the 
country." 

Clinton  publicly  heaped  praise 
on  Carter,  and  While  House  offi- 
cials marveled  at  his  eagerness  to 
hopscotch  the  globe  and  make 
peace.  He  was  at  it  again  Tuesday, 
meeting  privately  in  Atlanta  with 

lufr>  to  CARTER,  page  10 


Sioux  activist  to  visit  UM  campus 


By  Krittin  St.  John 

"^ollegtan  Staff 

lohn  Trudell.  a  leader  in  the  Native  American  move- 
ment, will  be  on  hand  to  discuss  his  efforts,  in  the 
Campus  Center  Auditorium  tomorrow  night. 

Sponsored  by  the  Office  of  Third  World  Affairs. 
Trudell's  speech  will  be  the  first  in  this  fall's  ALANA 
(Asian  Latin  African  and  Native  American)  Lecture 
Series. 

"We're  hoping  to  enlighten  people,  said  Nelson 
Acosta.  coordinator  of  the  OTWA. 

Trudell.  a  Santee  Sioux  bom  in  Nebraska,  began  his 
life  as  a  national  fighter  for  Native  American  rights  in 
1969  when  he  became  the  spokesman  for  the  Indians 
of  All  Tribes  Occupation  of  Alcatraz.  which  protestc-d 
the  treatment  of  Native  Americans  by  the  United  States 
Government.  In  1975.  he  became  the  national  chair- 
man for  the  American  Indian  Movement,  a  position 
which  would  bring  heavy  pressure  from  the  federal 
government. 

Burning  the  American  flag  at  a  demonstration  in 
front  of  the  FBI  headquarters  in  Washington.  D.C.  in 
1979  would  change  his  life  forever.  Later  that  evening 
his  house  burned  down,  killing  his  wife,  their  three 
children  and  his  mother-  in-law.  The  fire  was 
described  as  suspicious,  but  was  ruled  as  accidental. 
To  this  day.  Trudell,  along  with  many  others,  believes 
the  U.S.  government  was  responsible  for  the  fire  and 
deaths  in  his  family.  In  interviews  Trudell  describes  the 
fire  as  a  mass  murder  and  compares  it  to  the  attacks  on 
women  and  children  at  winter  camps. 

Better  known  by  younger  generations  for  his  poetry. 
Trudell  did  not  start  writing  until  afier  his  family  wa» 

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Air  Force  ROTC  takes  to  the  sky 

Recruiting  figures  going  up;  female  population  growing 


By  J«»»ica  Tovema 

Collegian  Ston 


AiVXiATiDmr.s 

John  Trudell,  an  activist  in  the  Native  American 
movement. 


Recruitment  figures  arc  picking  up 
for  University  of  Massachusetts  Air 
Force  ROTC  after  a  threat  of  cxtinc 
tion  a  year  and  a  half  ago. 

An  improved  freshman  orienta- 
tion/recruitment program  and 
increased  publicity  have  helped  to 
assure  that  the  organization  remains 
on  campus,  said  Major  Cheryl  Korcn 
of  the  UMass  Air  Force  F.  JTC. 

In  March  of  1995.  Aii  Force  offi 
cials  usked  then-  Chancel  or  Richard 
O'Brien  to  consider  dissolving  the 
UMass  unit  They  recommended 
elimination  of  the  unit  by  either  1995 
or  1996  because  of  low  enrollment, 
but  officials  left  the  decision  up  to 
the  campus  organization.  Korcn  said. 
UMass  decided  to  keep  the  pro- 
gram, and  now  retention  of  recruits 
■re  increasing.  Koren  said 

In  1995.  there  were  a  total  of  15 
freshman  recruited,  and  four  of  the 
recruits  stayed  in  the  program.  This 
year,  out  of  the  12  freshman  recruit 
ed.  nine  are  planning  to  stay 

"The  female  population  has  grown 
significantly."  Koren  said.  Last  year 
there  were  four  women  in  the  wttole 
corp;  now  they  are  the  majority,  15 
women  in  all. 
Siu  Ling  Cheung,  an  undecided 


freshman  recruit,  said  being  involved 
is  "not  an  issue  of  being  a  woman; 
it's  an  issue  ol  being  physically  fit  " 

The  Air  Force  ROTC  freshman 
program  incited  her  involvement 
through  an  informative  and  encour- 
aging orientation  tour  of  the  cam 
pus. 

The  onenlaiion  program  is  run 
prior  to  the  arrival  of  returning  stu 
dents.  It  offers  freshmen  an  opportu 
nity  to  tour  the  campus,  rcxeivc  infor- 
mation on  the  ROTC  organization, 
and  socialize  with  other  inemben.  of 
the  corp 

"There  is  a  mi>conccpiion  ttwl  Air 
Force  ROTC  is  too  time  consuming, 
but  I  have  cadctlcs  that  are  members 
on  varsity  teams  and  still  take  class 
cs."  Koren  said.  "The  orientation  pro 
gram  gives  us  an  opp^jriuniiy  to  clear 
up  these  kinds  of  misconceptions  " 

The  freshman  orientation  is  only 
one  of  the  many  cflorls  geared  at  get 
ting  the  word  out  that  have  been  sue 
cessful  in  increasing  recruitment  fig 
ures.  Korcn  said. 

The  organization  sc-nds  letters  and 
makes  calls  to  students  who  show  an 
interest  in  getting  involved,  Koren 
said.  Three  thousand  form  letters 
were  sent  to  incoming  freshman  this 

year. 

"You  figure,  you  send  that  many 
letters  out,  you're  bound  to  get  iOfne- 


ihing  back."  Clay  Nicholson.  Itie 
cadet  group  commander,  said. 

A  high  school  orientation  program 
is  in  the  works  to  target  potential 
UMass  freshmen  Cadets  give  stu- 
dents tours  of  the  campus  and  also  a 
chance  to  ask  questions  and  learn 
about  the  Air  Force  ROTC  program. 

Emphasis  has  bc(;n  put  on 
acquainting  freshmen  with  the  cam- 
pus and  the  program  in  a  personal- 
ized fashion. 

A  new  big  brother/big  sister-type 
program  is  being  conducted,  Koren 
said  Cadets  sponsor  a  "rookie"  and 
show  them  the  ropes 

All  of  the  students  involved  have 
the  option  ol  applying  for  pt)silions  in 
the  US.  Air  Force  after  ihcy  gradu 
ate.  Korcn  said 

Because  d  military  downsizing.  It 
Col.  Glenn  Stankicwicz  says  people 
seem  to  think  there  are  no  jobs  avail 
able  anymore    Stankicwicz,  a  new 
employee  at  UMass  Air  Force  ROTC. 
is  a  professor  of  aerospace  studies 

The  Air  Force  is  always  looking  for 
good  pc-ople,  especially  now  that  it  is 
becoming  more  consumed  with 
humanitarian  missions.  Stankicwicz 

said. 

"We  have  to  do  a  belter  job  at  let- 
ting people  know  what  we  have  to 
offer  and  that  the  Air  Force  is  a 
viable  career."  Stankicwicz  said 


SGA  opens  semester 
with  informative 
meeting 


By  Justin  Doyb 

Collegian  Staff 


The  Student  Government  Association  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  held  a  general  informa 
tion  meeting  in  the  Campus  Center  Ust  night. 

Approximately  50  students  attended  the  SGA 
meeting  which  gave  students  information  about  the 
student  government  and  the  student  senate. 

-The  meeting  generally  is  to  inform  interested 
individuals  about  what  the  SGA  is  about,  said  Al 
Lizana.  student  trustee.  "We  wantto  gel  people 
involved  and  answer  iheir  questions." 

The  purpose  of  the  meeting  to  give  students  a 
sense  of  how  the  SGA  is  organized  and  ran.  said 
Lizana.  Students  also  learned  about  the  histoiy  of 
SGA  and  some  their  accomplishments. 

•We  want  to  give  students  a  sense  of  the  issue  the 
SGA  is  involved  in."  Lizana  said.  .... 

Those  who  attended  the  meeting  included  stu- 
dents who  are  interested  in  the  student  f*!™"*^ 
student  senator*  and  both  members  of  the  SGA  ana 
other  registered  student  organizations. 

Mercedes  Betanco,  the  undergraduate  student 
speaker,  welcomed  everyone  to  the  meeting  and 
RX>ke  briefly.  ,     , 

Phil  McNamara.  the  SGA  attorney  general,  also 
•poke  at  the  meeting.  McNamara  gave  an  overview 

of  the  new  SGA  constitution.  , 

The  SGA's  constitution  was  rede»ign«d  last 
semester  by  former  Attorney  General  Matt  Malone 

Turn  to  S©A,  poge  2 


IIHH 


Pro-Aristide  rally 
erupts  in  violence 


By  Andrtw  SalsJcy 
AsKXKiled  Presi 


Jump,  Ubu,  jump 


PORT  AU  PRINCE.  Haiti  —  lubilani  supporters  of 
Haiti's  exiled  president  cheered  US  troops  on  Tuesday, 
but  police  clubbed  the  demonstrators  and  firc-d  tear  gas  as 
American  soldiers  stood  by.  under  orders  not  to  get 

involved.  , 

Some  demonstrators  became  angry  at  the  Americans  lor 
failing  to  protect  a  man  who.  according  to  witnesses,  was 
clubbed  to  death  by  a  Haitian  policeman. 

After  the  disturbances,  senior  US  military  officers  here 
roared  up  to  Haiti's  army  headquarters  for  a  lengthy  "talk 
to."  as  one  American  officer  put  it  At  sunset,  U.S.  mili- 
tary police  emerged  from  their  bases  at  the  airport  and 
seaport  to  begin  motor  patrols  along  the  perimeters 

The  confrontations  in  the  capital,  which  came  as  U.S. 
Marines  swarmed  ashore  at  Cap  Haiticn  on  the  northern 
coast,  underlined  the  tensions  in  Haiti  and  the  danger  of 
factional  violence  that  could  drag  the  Americans  in. 

US.  troops  are  walking  a  precarious  path  in  trying  to 
build  democracy  in  the  impt)vcrishcd  Caribbean  nation 
Their  very  presence  could  cmK.lden  mobs  into  violence 
against  Haiti's  military  regime,  but  staying  aloof  raiis  the 
risk  of  being  viewed  by  the  masses  as  allies  of  hated 
Haitian  soldiers  ar»d  police 

Some  American  soldiers  bndlcd  at  the  orders  that  pre 
vented  them  from  intervening  when  police  attacked  sup- 
porters of  leanBertrand  Aristidc,  Haiti's  first  freely  elect 
ed  president .  who  was  ousted  in  a  1 99 1  coup. 

"I  feel  terrible."  said  Specialist  Douglas  Walton  of 

Cincinnati  a  soldier  in  the  US.  Army's  lOth  Mountain 

CHvision  at  the  gates  of  the  capital's  port.  "To  sec  people 

beaten  and  not  be  able  to  do  anything." 

For  now,  US  officials  said,  the  troops  would  not  inter 

Turn  to  MAITI.  page  10 


MIliNO*  lt\T»«  I  C014ICI«N 

Owner  lose  Woodruff,  along  with  Ken  Ward,  play  with  Rico  the  wonder  dog  (No.  it's  not  really  Ubu.) 


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Wednesday,  Sept.  21 

Lftiurv  —  t.tiljna/lesbian  comic 
Marga  Gurncz.  l.BG  Studies  Lecture 
scries,  ninlli  llcKir  Campus  Center.  12 
pni  tu  I  W  p.m. 

Thcuter/comedy  —  Marga  Gomez 
m  Clii'MJ.  S>  SO  Five  College  students 
and  sciiiDrs,  Sb  general  public. 
Uowkcr  Auditorium.  8  p.m.  Tickets: 
Fine    Arts    Center    Box    Office, 

S45    T-y\  I, 

I'thji,-  (  /lion  -  rirsl  meeting 
liclii  loddv,  Mdchmer  lobby, 
L'ni'.crsily  ul  Massachusetts,  5:50 
n.ni 

Icaurc  —  An  Adoptee's  Dreams, 
poeir>  reading.  Seelye  Hall,  room 
201,  Smith  College,  7:50  p.m. 

Meeting  —  The  Bollwood  Project 
Recruitment  Nights.  Campus  Center. 
University  of  Massachusetts,  Room 
174.  7  p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Theater  —  UMass  Theater  Guild 
meeting.  .Auditions  will  be  discussed. 
Campus  Center  room  804,  7  p.m.. 
Contact  Lorette  McWilliams  at 
545-041 T. 

Concert  —  Music  of  India,  Veena 
Concert  by  Dr.  C.  Chilli  Babu  & 
Party.  Buckley  Auditorium,  Amherst 
College.  7:50  p.m. 


Thursday,  Scpi.  22 

Theater/comedy  —  Marga  Gomez 
in  Cheia.  $5.50  Five  College  students 
and  seniors,  $6  general  public, 
Bowker  Auditorium,  8  p.m.  Tickets: 
Fine  Arts  Center  Box  Office, 
545-2511. 

lust  For  Fun  —  Chabad  House 
Sukkah  Party,  Chabad  House,  8  p.m.. 
Information:  54'*-4094. 

Friday,  Sept.  25 

Meeting  —  Meeting  of  Campus 
Crusade  for  Christ,  singing,  skits, 
short  talks.  Campus  Center,  Check 
information  desk  in  Campus  Center 
for  room  number.  7  p.m. 

Special  Event  —  Representative 
Bernard  Sanders  will  be  speaking  on 
health  care.  Main  lecture  hall.  Mount 
Holyoke  College,  5  p.m. 

Film  —  To  Kill  A  Mockingbird. 
Gamble  Auditorium.  Mount  Holyoke 
College,  $2.50.  Presented  by  the 
MHC  Film  Society,  Show  times:  7 
p.m.  and  9:15  p.m. 

lust  For  Fun  —  80's  dance  party. 
Sponsored  by  The  First  Korean 
American  Students  of  SC,  Davis 
Ballroom,  Smith  College,  9  p.m.  to  I 
a.m. 

Auditions  —  Witness  For  The 


the  contact  person  to  the  Colleqion,  c/o  the  Newi  EdilOf 


HIV  hotline  answers  questions 


Prosecution,  UMass  Theater  Guild, 
Campus  Center,  UMass,  Room 
168-C,  6:50  p.m.,  Information: 
545-0415. 

Saturday,  Sept.  24 

Music  —  Bands  on  display,  1 0th 
Annual  Band  Day.  McGuirk  Stadium, 
University  of  Massachusetts.  I  p.m.. 
Information:  545-6060. 

Film  —  Presented  by  the  Mount 
Holyoke  Film  Society,  Gamble 
Auditorium,  MHC,  $2.50,  Show 
times:  7  p.m.  and  9: 1 5  p.m. 

Uayride  —  Rides  from  Haigis  Mall, 
UMass,  Sponsored  by  Campus 
Crusade  for  Christ,  Leaves  7:45  p.m., 
$6.  Information:  546-7502. 

Upcoming 

Pond  clean-up  —  Volunteers  need- 
ed for  campus  pond  clean-up  to  be 
held  Sept.  27  and  28.  5  p.m.  to  6 
p.m.  Sign-  up:  Karen  Drumm, 
545-2517. 

Blood  Drives  —  Sept.  20  and  21, 
CC,  10:50  a.m.  to  4:50  p.m. 

Internships  —  MASSPIRG  is  offer- 
ing internships  for  the  fall  semester. 
Information:  425B  Student  Union  or 
call  545-0199. 


By  Malt  Yarrows 

Collegian  Correspondent 


Correction 

Yesterday's  Collegian  reported  that  the  Volunteers  in  Vital  Action  (VIVA)  Community 
Service  Council  held  a  volunteer  fair  Sept.  12. 
The  fair  will  be  today  from  1 1 :30  a.m.  to  3  p.m.  on  the  Campus  Center  Concourse. 
The  Collegian  regrets  the  error. 


For  Massachusetts  residents  with  questions  about  HIV 
testing,  answers  may  be  no  more  than  a  phone  call  away. 

The  HIV  Antibodies  Counseling  and  Testing  Hotline, 
started  this  April  by  the  Family  Planning  Council  of 
Western  Massachusetts  in  Northampton,  is  online  and 
ready  to  answer  questions  about  HIV  or  HIV  testing. 

The  Northampton  based  toll-free  hotline  was  imple- 
mented to  answer  the  questions  people  might  be  reluctant 
or  unable  to  ask  in  other  forums. 

The  hotline  is  important  because  many  people  are  in 
need  of  facts  about  HIV  or  HIV  testing.  Elizabeth 
Rivera-Rivas,  the  hotline  coordinator,  said. 

Getting  people  to  ask  questions  about  HIV  and  HIV 
testing  is  one  of  the  hotline's  goals.  Nora  Lopez,  a  hotline 
counselor,  said. 

"We  know  a  lot  of  people  have  questions  about  HIV 
antibodies  testing,  but  they  don't  know  where  to  bring 
them,"  Rivera-Rivas  said.  "The  hotline  will  be  a  good  first 
step.  We're  very  excited  about  this  new  service." 

Hotline  counselors  are  trained  to  be  able  to  answer  callers' 
questions  on  a  one-on-one,  anonymous  basis.  Callers  can 
receive  information  and  be  directed  to  one  of  the  state-  sup- 
ported HIV  testing  and  counseling  sites  closest  to  them. 

Lopez  said  the  hotline  receives  approximately  50  calls 
per  day. 

Although  the  hotline  is  bastxl  in  Northampton,  it  can  be 
reached  from  across  the  country,  she  said.  Most  calls 
come  from  either  the  Boston  area  or  locally,  but  she  has 
had  calls  from  as  far  away  as  California. 

Callers  ask  a  variety  of  questions  regarding  HIV  and 
HIV  testing,  but  Lopez  said  that  there  are  some  questions 
that  are  asked  more  frequently  than  others. 

Lopez  said  many  people  ask  'How  do  I  get  HIV'.'"  or 
'How  do  you  protect  yourself  from  HIV?" 

Questions  about  HIV  are  easier  to  ask  over  the  phone 
rather  than  in  counseling  or  testing  centers,  she  said. 
People  who  might  not  go  to  the  testing  centers  to  get  their 
questions  answered  sometimes  feel  belter  about  talking  to 
a  counselor  on  the  phone,  she  said. 


"A  lot  of  people  think  that  if  they  wen;  involved  in  a 
risky  situation  on  the  weekend,  they  should  get  tested  for 
AIDS  on  .Monday,"  Rivera-Rivas  said.  "In  fact,  the  test 
they  can  get  is  for  the  HIV  antibodies  —  not  AIDS.  The 
test  won't  tell  them  if  ihey  have  AIDS." 

The  test  for  the  HIV  antibodies,  according  to 
Rivera-Rivas.  is  most  accurate  six  months  after  the  last 
possible  exposure  to  the  virus. 

The  Massachusetts  Department  of  Public  Health  esti- 
mates that  by  the  end  of  1994,  40,000  people  in  the  state 
will  be  HIV  positive.  That  will  be  an  increase  of  almost  25 
percent  since  1995. 

The  hotline  has  three  phone  lines  and  is  available  9  am 
to  9  p.m.  Monday,  Wednesday  and  Thursday,  from  9  a.m 
to  5  p.m.  on  Tuesday  and  Friday,  and  from  10  a.m.  to  2 
p.m.  on  Saturday. 

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SGA 


continued  from  page  1 

and  will  be  implemented  this  year. 

"We  have  a  new  constitution."  Lizana  said.  "It's  a 
new  playing  field,  and  it's  still  new  to  all  of  us." 

McNamara  also  talked  about  how  students  could  join 
the  student  senate  and  gave  information  about  how  to  be 
noniinated.  election  procedure,  rules  and  regulations. 

Lizana  spoke  at  the  meeting  about  what  it  is  like  to 
be  involved  with  the  SGA  and  student  senate.  Lizana 
also  lead  introductions  of  the  students  attending  the 
meeting. 

"It  was  a  good  meeting  because  we  got  to  break  it 
down  and  really  meet  people,"  Lizana  said. 

Mirran  Raphaely.  SGA  president,  also  spoke  at  the 
meeting.  Raphaely  said  she  was  pleased  with  the 
meeting  and  was  especially  happy  with  the  diverse 
group  of  student  the  meeting  attracted. 

"It  was  marvelously  diverse."  Raphaely  said.  "There 
were  all  kinds  of  people  at  the  meeting.  People  with 
different  majors,  different  politics  and  different  back- 
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Health  care  experts  want 
'single-payer'  legislation 


By  Ben  GwTMin 

Cotlagion  Staff 


President  Clinton,  once  so  confi- 
dent in  threatening  to  veto  any  health 
care  legislation  not  providing  univer- 
sal coverage,  has  suffered  a  major 
blow  to  his  presidency  with  the  fail- 
ure of  his  health  care  plan. 

But  three  health  care  experts, 
speaking  at  Hampshire  College  last 
night  as  part  of  the  school's  "Healthy. 
Wealthy  and  Wise?"  fall  colloquy. 
told  the  audience  Americans  should 
demand  a  Canadian-style, 
"single-payer"  plan. 

"In  the  Canadian  system,  people  do 
not  wail  for  necessary  care."  said 
Marilyn  Clement  of  the  national  orga- 
nization Health  Care:  We've  Got  to 
Have  It. 

A  single-payer  system  funds  a 
national  health  care  system  health 
care  with  a  progressive  tax. 

Clement  blamed  the  establishment 
press  for  failing  to  give  consideration 
to  a  single-f«yer  plan  when  framing 
the  debate  of  Clinton's  reform  efforts, 
which  allow  medical  insurance  com- 
panies to  retain  a  large  role  in  the 
health  care  system. 

'The  New  York  Times  wouldn't 
talk  about  single-payer  because  most 


of  the  board  members  are  investors  in 
insurance  companies."  said  Clement. 

She  encouraged  audience  members 
to  support  a  referendum  on  the 
California  gubernatorial  ballot  which 
would  create  a  single-payer  plan  in 
the  .state.  She  asked  the  audience  to 
travel  to  California  to  do  gras.s-rools 
campaigning  for  the  issue,  likening  it 
to  the  civil  rights  movement  by  recall- 
ing the  "freedom  summer"  voter  reg- 
istration drives  in  rural  Mississippi  in 
the  summer  of  1964. 

Clement  repeatedly  stressed  the 
idea  that  health  care  should  be  avail- 
able to  the  poor. 

"Resist  the  calls  of  the  right  wing 
fundamentalists  to  blame  the  victims 
and  be  greedy."  said  Clement. 
"Health  care  is  a  right." 

ALso  speaking  at  last  night's  forum 
was  Dorian  Gregory  of  the 
Springfield  low-ificome  rights  advo- 
cacy organization  Arise  for  Social 
lustice. 

Gregory  discussed  the  problems 
faced  by  low-income  residents  of 
Springfield,  noting  reliance  on  wel- 
fare can  trap  residents  who  fear  they 
will  not  be  able  to  afford  health  care 
or  not  be  provided  with  it  should  they 

Turn  to  HEALTH  CARE,  page  10 


voters 


conflnued  ttom  page  I 
voter  registration  project,  accord- 
ing to  student  organizer  Robin 
Eiseman.  MASSPIRG  is  kxiking  to 
have  up  to  1 50  volunteers  to  inore 
efficiently  handle  to  registration 
process  for  as  the  Nov.  8  election 
day  draws  near,  she  said. 

SOS's  objective  as  to  "create  a 
statewide  grassroots  legislative 
base."  said  graduate  student  Ted 
Chambers.  SOS  (Tiers  given  with 
the  registration  form  explain  how 
UMass  is  one  of  the  most  expen- 
sive state  funded  schools  in  the 
nation. 

Chambers  said  one  of  the  SOS's 
objectives  to  keep  tuition  costs 
down. 

"The  only  thing  between  stu- 
dents and  another  tuition  increa.sc 
is  the  registration  and  going  out  to 
vote."  said  Pavcsi. 

The  CGA  also  plans  to  compile 
a  database  of  student  phone  num- 
bers in  order  to  remind  them  to 
send  in  their  registrations  and 
their  absentee  ballots  in  on  time, 
as  well  as  to  remind  them  to  vote 
in  November.  The  CGA  will  also 
be  offering  transportation  for  stu- 
dents to  the  polls,  he  said. 

The  groups  want  to  register  as 
many  Massachusetts  residents  as 


possible  for  the  upcoming  cici. 
lion. 

Out  of  slate  students  are  also 
encouraged  to  register.  Eiseman 
said  over  50  percent  of  the  stu 
dents  registering  so  far  have  been 
from  out  of  state. 

Bctanco  estimates  ihat  over  7')ii 
students  have  already  registered  to 
vote. 

Eiseman  said  MASSPIRG  has  a 
special  interest  in  the  upcoming 
ballot.  When  students  register. 
Eiseman  said.  MASSPIRG  urga 
nizcrs  are  urging  the  voters  in 
answer  "no"  on  Question  5  which 
concerns  an  amendmeni  to  the 
state  budget  made  in  |une  of  last 
year  prohibiting  students  from 
forming  and  funding  groups  on 
campus  to  lobby  public  policy 
issues. 

MASSPIRG  and  other  student 
groups  collected  «5.000  signatures 
to  repeal  the  amendment  through 
Question  3.  according  to  Eiseman. 

'It  [Question  5]  takes  away 
our  rights  as  students  to  form 
and  fund  political  organizations 
on  campus."  said  Eiseman. 
"What  right  do  they  (State 
Legislature)  have  to  take  that 
away  from  us?" 


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Viewing  post  cold  war  Haiti 


Andrew 

Davidson 


The  fact  that  the  nation  is  even  focusing  on  Haiti  as  a 
major  issue  is  endemic  of  the  new  foreign  policy 
climate  which  now  confronts  the  United  States. 
Indeed,  a  mere  live  years  ago,  the  only  way  Haiti  would 
have  appeared  on  the  diplomatic  agenda  is  if  the  island 
held  nuclear  warheads. 

During  the  cold  war,  the  only  rea- 
son to  focus  on  states  as  small  as 
Haiti  was  if  they  happened  to  be 
pawns  in  our  global  conflict  with  the 
Soviet  Union. 

New  York  Times  columnist  Thomas  L.  Friedman  points 
out  that  "people  don't  seem  to  want  vision  anymore,  in 
large  part  because  they  sense  that  no  one  has  a  vision  that 
can  encompass  a  contradictory  world."  The  new  interna- 
tional role  for  the  president  relies  on  "the  ability  to  pro- 
tect American  interests  and  prestige  in  a  world  where 
each  problem  is  uniquely  different  and  requires  a  unique- 
ly deft  response." 

The  crumbling  of  the  bipolar  world  order  makes  for- 
eign policy  questions  more  difficult  to  define,  much  less 
answer.  The  fact  that  it  took  Bill  Clinton  this  long  to 
shine  in  the  foreign  policy  arena  is  more  a  sign  of  the  dif- 
ficulty of  maneuvering  tlirough  today's  international  cir- 
cuit than  of  his  relative  incompetence. 

By  ordering  as  thorough  of  a  strike  as  he  did.  Clinton 
was  able  to  force  a  settlement;  indeed,  the  Haitian  rulers 
did  not  concede  to  Carter  and  Co.'s  negotiative  stance 
until  they  had  solid  evidence  that  a  strike  had  already 
been  ordered  by  the  president.  Clinton's  gunboat  diplo- 
macy and  subsequent  "invasion"  of  Haiti  were  both  mas- 
terful moments  in  leadership,  his  most  presidential 
actions  to  date. 

Rut  whether  or  not  he  handled  the  situation  properly  is 
no  less  important  than  the  reasons  for  the  invasion. 
-Despite  criticism  from  both  sides  of  the  American  politi- 
cal sf)ectrum.  there  are  several  factors  which  categorically 
establish  the  situation  in  Haiti  as  vital  to  our  national 
interests. 

Humanitarian  problems.  In  the  days  before  the  end  of 
the  cold  war.  a  conflict  over  something  as  simple  as 
humanitarian  problems  would  have  been  unthinkable. 
Today,  it  is  agreed  by  most  to  be  one  of  the  best  ways  to 


of  human  rights  and  democracy  ever  since  it  gained  inde- 
pendence from  France  in  1804.  We,  as  Americans,  are 
still  idealistic  enough  to  believe  that  democracy  is  a  given 
right  to  all  people. 
The  presence  of  our  troops  would  ensure  the  strength 
of  democracy  for  Haiti.  And  once 
democracy  has  a  foothold  in  any 
state,  it  is  difficult  to  derail. 

Economic  Interests.  A  strong 
Haitian  economy  is  obviously  benefi- 
cial to  both  countries.  An  undemoc- 
ratic, poorly  managed  non-market  economy  has  been 
causing  mass  exodus  to  south  Florida,  draining  Haiti  of  a 
labor  pool;  this  poses  problems  (albeit  relatively  manage- 
able] for  the  United  States  as  well.  A  democratic,  more 
stable  Haiti  would  certainly  foster  a  more  viable  trading 
environment. 

The  Domino  Effect.  Establishing  a  policy  of  categori- 
cally expelling  inherently  undemocratic  governments  can 
only  further  strengthen  U.S.  diplomatic  power.  It  is  not  at 
all  improper  for  the  United  Slates  to  establish  itself  as  the 
enforcer  of  democracy  on  this  hemisphere,  especially  con- 
sidering the  less  than  noble  history  we  have  in  dealing 
with  the  Caribbean  and  Latin  America. 

There  is  certainly  no  argument  that  Clinton  has  had  a 
less  than  perfect  record  when  it  comes  to  establishing  a 
foreign  policy.  Ironically,  it  was  not  his  secretary  of  state 

who  was  involved  in  the  negotiations Warren 

Christopher  was  in  Washington  while  the  talks  took  place 
—  but  a  congressman  and  two  retired  officials:  President 
Carter  and  General  Colin  Powell. 

The  problems  Clinton  has  been  dealing  with  in  Haiti 
are  nothing  new;  they  are  similar  to  the  situations  in 
Somolia  and  in  Bosnia  for  two  reasons:  they're  all  drasti- 
cally different  from  any  diplomatic  relation  the  U.S.  had 
before  the  end  of  the  cold  war.  and  they  all  date  back  to 
President  Bush,  who  was  lucky  enough  to  stand  under  the 
Reagan  cold  war  umbrella  just  long  enough  to  avoid  the 
downpour  of  the  New  World  Order.  Bill  Clinton  has  so 
far  handled  one  of  them  with  a  certain  level  of  confidence 
and  competence,  which  is  not  bad  considering  we  live  in 
a  world  without  precedent. 
Andrew  Davidson  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


Transcripts  are  free 

I  wish  to  correct  a  comment 
made  by  Tracy  Monahan  in  her  let- 
ter that  was  printed  in  the 
September  13  issue  of  the 
Collegian  t'A  complete  guide  to 
your  tuition  and  fees'). 

At  the  end  of  the  article,  Ms. 
Monahan  refers  to  the  Registrar's 
Services  fee.  Specifically,  the 
Registrar's  Office  charges  a  fee  to 
all  new  students  who  enter  the 
University  undergraduate  degree 
programs.  Tlie  fee  is  charged  once 
upon  a  student's  entrance  to  the 
University. 

In  her  comments,  Ms.  Monahan 
indicated  that  students  who  pay 
the  one-time  fee  are  charged  addi- 
tional fees  for  official  transcripts. 
This  is  not  the  case.  Students  who 
have  entered  the  University  as 
undergraduates  since  Fall  1 990  are 
charged  a  one-time  transcript  fee. 
If  any  of  these  students  make  a 
requect  for  an  official  transcript 
from  the  Undergraduate 
Registrar's  Office,  they  are  not 
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Students  may  make  any  number  of 
requests  for  official  transcripts  if 
they  have  paid  this  one-time  fee. 
They  are  limited  to  three  copies 
per  request. 

Nancy  Fitzpairick 
Registrar 

Objectivity  is  dead 

Often,  when  the  frigid  political 
climate  at  UMass  starts  to  heat  up. 
our  beloved  Daily  Collegian 
assumes  the  role  of  lightning  rod, 
absorbing  the  brunt  of  the  slighted 
party's  disdain.  This  UMass  debat- 
ing usually  centers  around  the 
inadequacies  of  a  school  newspaper 
to  adequately  represent  the  world 
we  live  in.  This  is  also  the  criticism 
most  often  levelled  against  the  pop- 
ular media.  Perhaps  our  disap- 


pointment stems  from  exaggerated 
expectations  of  either  the  media's 
power  or  their  responsibilities. 

The  Daily  Collegian  shares 
many  similarities  to  the  establish- 
ment media  where  most 
Americans  get  their  news.  And 
like  most  newspapers,  it  is  funded 
through  advertising.  Yes,  all 
major  news  media  in  this  country 
exist  to  make  money.  The  desire 
to  promote  a  well-informed  citi- 
zenry is  fine,  but  it  certainly 
doesn't  finance  Connie  Chung's 
Manhattan  penthouse.  Nor  does  it 
promote  the  even  more  necessary 
duty  of  the  citizenry:  to  consume 
ad  nauseam. 

The  whole  notion  of  an  "objec- 
tive" or  "unbiased'  reporting  of 
news  is  itself  a  little  naive.  The 
whole  myth  of  an  objective  and 
unbiased  media  arose  right  about 
the  time  ads  selling  fleece-lined 
union  suits  appeared  next  to  news 
stories.  In  order  to  appeal  to  the 
greatest  number  of  consumers,  or 
potential  union  suit  buyers,  a 
paper  took  on  the  cloak  of  "objec- 
tivity." so  nobody  would  be  too 
offended,  disturbed  or  confused 
to  not  live  out  the  American 
dream  in  a  comfortable  and 
affordable  union  suit.  The  space 
for  ads  naturally  must  take  from 
space  afforded  the  actual  news  of 
lite  newspaper.  Thus  the  creation 
of  a  benign,  and  compressed 
mainstream.  What  we  call  the 
'tabloid'  media,  really  B-grade 
mainstream,  choose  to  bombard 
us  in  triviality  rather  than  pacify 
us  in  banality.  But  when  those 
gossip  rags  start  to  sell  more 
union  suits  than  the  mainstream, 
tabloid  becomes  the  mainstream. 
It's  consumer  democracy,  objec- 
tive and  unbiased. 

Actually,  if  you  are  looking  to 
understand  your  world,  you  are 
bound  to  find  more  meaning  in  the 
"fringe-element"  press,  marginal- 
ized for  your  protection  by  main- 


stream journalism,  in  sheer  volume 
alone  you  are  bound  to  find  more 
substance  in  any  given  issue  of  The 
Weekly  Trotskyite  or  The  Christ 
Uber  Alles  Review  than  you  will  in 
a  story  pulled  off  the  wires  and 
whittled  down  to  fit  next  to  The 
Great  Futon  Blowout  Sale.  But  pre- 
cious few  will  look  to  alternatives 
because  we  all  know  that  those 
guys  are  whacky  with  a  capital  K. 
Dan  Rather  told  us. 

The  Daily  Collegian  operating 
on  its  hard-earned  advertising 
dollars  is  certainly  no  different 
from  its  corporate  counterparts. 
In  this  profoundly  capitalist 
domain  you  can  read  your  news 
as  follows:  Tuition  debate  brought 
to  you  by. ..Live  Nude  Girls!  Or 
for  those  who  remember  last 
year's  brouhaha:  News  around 
campus,  sponsored  by  an  assort- 
ment of  concerned  fetuses,  urging 
you  to  call  your  elected  represen- 
tative and  say  'I  want  abortion 
criminalized  again!"  But,  as  it  has 
been  stated  in  the  past,  the  First 
Amendment  guarantees  the 
Collegian  the  right  to  make  a 
profit  without  blushing. 

Riding  the  Collegian  for  the 
inequalities  which  exist  on  cam- 
pus and  the  outside  world  is  really 
taking  a  cheap  shot.  How  mucli 
credibility  can  you  give  a  paper 
which  prints  news  of  a  possible 
invasion  of  Haiti  with  news  that 
"Mi  Mi  Miyagi"  will  soon  be  danc- 
ing on  a  table  near  you.  Perhaps 
our  standards  are  too  high.  After 
all,  is  the  Collegian  that  much  dif- 
ferent from  the  corporate  media? 
Sadly,  no.  While  the  Daily 
Collegian  may  serve  as  a  spring- 
board for  journalism  students 
wishing  to  launch  a  productive 
non-  threatening  career,  it  proba- 
bly won't  serve  the  student  body 
in  any  meaningful  way.  But  don't 
expect  it  to. 

David  Sabin 
Sunderland 


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Opinion/Editorial 


Wednesday,  September  21,  1994  /  Page  S 


Assorted  voices  of  the  Haitian  sitimtion 


Juan 
Quiros 


Storyteller:  In  1915  the  United 
Slates  of  America  invaded  Haiti 
for  the  first  time  in  this  century. 
The  objective  of  the  operation  was  to 
bring  democracy  to  the  country.  It 
turned  out  to  be  so  successful  that  in 
September  1994  another  invasion 
took  place.  And  now.  .  .  the  news: 

C/V/V.  Reverend  |ean-Bertrand 
Aristide,  a  Catholic  priest  kicked  out 
of  the  salesian  order 
for  instigating  class 
conflict,    wins    the 
presidential  election 
with  66  percent  of  the 
vote.   Nine  months 
later  he's  ousted  from  power  by  a 
group  of  army  commanders. 

It  then  becomes  clear  that  the 
actions  of  Mr.  Aristide  as  President  of 
Haiti,  such  as  a  higher  minimum 
wage  and  a  tax  to  exports,  arc  not 
popular  among  U.S.  officials  and 
business  community.  Furthermore, 
the  efforts  of  Father  Aristide  to  devel- 
op Haiti  are  seen  by  many  in  the  CIA 
as  indications  of  his  unstable  and 
unreliable  personality.  A  report  is 
then  made  public  acknowledging  the 
ties  between  the  agency  and  the  army 
commanders  now  in  charge  of  Haiti. 

A  few  months  later  thousands  of 
Haitians  begin  the  long  journey  by 
boat  to  Florida.  The  Clinton  adminis- 
tration suddenly  supports  an  agree- 
ment to  bring  Father  Aristide  back  to 
power,  but  just  when  he's  suppose  lo 
return  to  office  the  generals  back  out. 
Soon,  a  new  wave  of  Haitian  immi- 
grants hits  the  continent. 

The  State  Department  changes  its 
rhetoric  and  begins  a  frontal  attack 
on  Haiti's  dictators  accusing  them  of 


human  rights  abuses  and  threatens  to 
invade  if  Aristide  is  not  allowed  back 
to  power.  The  dictators  refuse  to 
leave  and  prepare  to  fight.  In  a  last 
minute  deal  they  accept  to  relinquish 
office  to  Aristide  at  some  point  in  the 
future  but  it  is  now  to  late,  the  U.S. 
armed  forces  are  on  its  way. 
Storyteller:  Any  questions? 
Couch  Potato: .  .  .  (Burp). 

Ollie  North: 

Undoubtedly  we  are 

the    most    powerful 

nation  on  earth  and  we 

can  take  over  countries 

at  a  moment's  notice.  I 

will  use  my  moral  power,  if  elected 

senator,  to  insure  U.S.  interests  in 

this  hemisphere. 

Townie:  I  support  the  invasion. 
Finally  we  will  finally  have  a  democ- 
ratic government  in  IHaiti.  Oh.  .  .  and 
don't  forget  human  rights  for  all. 

Oliver  Stone:  Vietnam,  Grenada. 
Panama,  Iraq  and  now  Haiti.  The 
natural  born  killers  are  on  the  road 
again. 

Storyteller:  It  was  difficult  to 
understand  at  ihe  time  why  Carter 
was  preaching  peace  and  love  to  the 
Haitians  at  the  same  time  the  planes 
were  taking  off  from  Pope  Air  Force 
Base  in  North  Carolina.  Maybe  Mr. 
Clinton  wanted  to  restore  his  popu- 
larity before  the  November  elections. 
Perhaps  it  was  a  message  to  Cuba 
and  the  Dominican  Republic  that, 
unlike  Kennedy,  he  was  no  softie. 

Another  possibility  is  that  he  hated 
boat  people.  The  fact  is  that  Clinton 
wanted  to  invade  Haiti  even  if  the 
negotiations  succeeded;  it  helped,  the 
psychiatrist  later  said.  Bill's  ego  cri- 


sis. 

CNN:  The  State  Department  just 
issued  a  communique  revealing  a 
plan  to  train  a  police  force  to  estab- 
lish order  in  Haiti  after  the  departure 
of  the  Marines.  In  other  news, 
Anastacio  Somoza's  ghost  was  seen 
at  the  State  Depwrtment.  According 
to  Mr.  Christopher,  Mr.  Somoza  con- 
gratulated him  for  the  plan  to  train  a 
police  force  and  gave  detailed 
accounts  on  how  that  same  policy 
allowed  the  Somoza  family  to  bring 
50  years  of  dictatorship  to  Nicaragua 
after  the  dej^arture  of  the  Marines  in 
1933.  Mr.  Christopher  then  moved  to 
describe  how  democracy  will  be 
restored  in  Haiti. 

Storyteller:  Meanwhile  the  clock 
was  still  ticking  and  |ean-Bertrand 
Aristide's  presidential  term  was 
almost  over.  It  seemed  like  the 
Clinton  administration  never  really 
wanted  Aristide  back  to  power  and  to 
prove  this  true,  he  had  to  agree  not 
to  run  for  reelection  in  1995.  If 
Aristide  was  ousted  because  he  was  a 
true  reformer,  for  that  same  reason 
he  would  never  be  given  the  lime  to 
enact  reform.  The  invasion  of  Haiti 
should  had  never,  ever  happened. 

The  democrats  were  killed  in  the 
November  elections  (Ollie  became  a 
senator);  democracy  never  came  to 
Haiti  until  the  U.S.  decided  to  erase 
the  country  from  the  map.  .  .  the 
couch  potatoes  never  noticed:  Oliver 
Stone  made  a  series  of  movies  about 
the  invasion  and  Bill  and  Hillary 
decided  to  cruise  down  Route  666  in 
a  red  convertible. 

luan  lose  Chacon  Quiros  is  a 
Collegian  staff  member. 


The  real  story  behind  unemployment 


Peter 
Orvetti 


Taking  a  break  from  his  effort  lo 
revive  the  mix  of  Keynesian 
tinkering  and  laissez-faire 
called  Nixonomics  that  led  lo  18  per- 
cent inflation  in  the  1970s.  Labor 
Secretary  Robert  Reich  proudly 
announced  that  adult  unemployment 
has  fallen  to  6. 1  percent.  He  consid- 
ers this  to  be  a  major 
achievement,  a  sign  of 
the  brilliance  of  the 
administration  he 
serves. 

To  be  blunt,  this  is 
ridiculous.  Not  just  because  35  years 
ago,  6.1  percent  unemployment 
would  be  considered  tantamount  to 
depression,  but  also  because  Reich's 
figure  is  completely  untrue. 

The  unemployment  statistic  offered 
by  the  government  is  an  estimate 
based  on  the  number  of  applicants 
for  compensation.  That  estimate  is 
invariably  low;  the  number  is  proba- 
bly closer  to  6.5  or  7  percent.  Reich 
is  also  choosing  to  ignore  a 
well-known  general  rule:  that  actual 
unemployment  is  approximately  one 
and  one-half  limes  the  government 
statistic,  on  account  of  those  who  do 
not  apply  for  aid,  who  are  homeless, 
or  who  are  otherwise  on  the  fringes 
of  society.  The  real  result:  1 3  percent 


unemployment.  In  some  especially 
hard-hit  areas.  20  percent  or  more 
are  unemployed. 

But  wait.  Secretary  Reich;  it  gets 
worse.  In  the  fast-food  economy  of 
the  1990s,  a  new  crisis  has  arisen.  It  is 
commonly  called  underemptoyment. 
Affecting  roughly  as  many  people 
as  have  no  job  at  all, 
underemployment  is 
the  state  where  a  per- 
son has  a  job  (or  two 
or  three)  but  does  not 
make  enough  to  live 
on.  Not  people  who  just  can't  manage 
their  finances,  the  underemployed 
would  include  the  former  shipbuilder 
in  New  London  or  Bath,  promised  a 
life  of  ease  living  off  the  Pentagon's 
largesse,  now  out  of  luck  in  the  New 
World  Order  and  wearing  a  paper  hat 
at  Wendy's.  Or,  the  social  worker, 
fired  by  Ronald  Reagan  so  that  the 
government  could  buy  a  really  big 
gun,  now  working  days  at  WalMart  . 

The  unemployed  and  the  underem- 
ployed total,  conservatively,  26  per- 
cent of  the  adult  American  popula- 
tion. Believe  it  or  not,  this  is  the  opti- 
mal state  for  our  current  market 
economy. 

In  order  to  stay  in  business,  corpo- 
rate America  needs  to  keep  a  reserve 


of  unemployed  on  the  sidelines.  This 
serves  two  purposes;  first,  it  keeps 
rank-and-file  workers  in  line.  If  your 
foreman  can  replace  you  with  any 
one  of  the  50  million  unemployed  or 
underemployed,  you'll  take  the  abuse 
and  the  minimum  wage,  and  you'll 
like  it.  Second,  a  certain  number  of 
people  without  spending  power  acts 
as  a  sadistic  form  of  price  control.  It 
keeps  prices  just  low  enough  so  that 
the  other  74  percent  will  keep  buying 
stuff  they  don't  need. 

The  number  that  must  be  unem- 
ployed to  preserve  the  market  system 
is  growing,  as  machinery  allows  less 
expense  and  greater  production  — 
two  factors  that  spell  profit.  In  the 
past,  if  you  lost  a  job.  odds  arc  anoth- 
er would  open  up.  Now.  if  you  are 
fired,  a  machine  takes  your  place,  at 
less  cost  to  the  corporation.  You  stay 
fired.  Forever. 

This  is  what  the  Labor  Secretary  is 
celebrating:  an  unacceptable  level  of 
employment  for  26  percent  of 
America's  work  force,  a  necessity  of 
current  realities.  But  don't  frel,  the 
number  will  not  always  be  26  per- 
cent. 

It  will  get  even  higher. 

Peter  On-etti  is  a  Collegian  colum- 
nist. 


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Arts  &  Living 


MTV:  Let's  talk  about  sexual  attitudes  &  AIDS 

Christian  Slater  to  host  cable  special  focusing  on  WeaV  people 


By  Tara  MK  Connelly 

Collegian  Sla'f 


AIDS  is  a  disease  that  affects  everyone.  Acquired 
immune  deficiency  syndrome  is  colorblind  and  non-selec- 
tive. It  breaks  down  the  barriers  between  lace.  sex,  age. 
sexual  preference,  ethnics,  classes  and  religion. 

On  Tuesday,  September  27,  from  _^____^.^ 
10  to  11  p.m.  EST,  MTV  will  pre- 
miere 'Smart  Sex,"  a  one-hour 
ground-  breaking  television  special 
with  straightforward  talk  about  sexu- 
alclioiccs. 

Hosted  by  Christian  Slater,  the 
prograi-  features  eleven  18  to 
25-year-olds  talking  openly  about 
their  sexual  experiences  and  atti- 
tudes ii.  the  age  of  HIV  and  other 
sexually  transmitted  diseases. 

Fact.  The  World  Health 
Organization  estimates  that  more 
'han  tbrje  million  people  worldwide 
have  developed  AIDS  and  that  more 
than  14  million  have  been  infected 
with  I  uman  immunodeficiency  virus, 
the  virus  that  causes  AIDS. 

It  -s  estimated  that  nearly  one  mil- 
lion /'.mericans  are  currently  infected 
with  HIV.  As  of  December  1993.  there  were  361,164 
cases  of  AIDS  reported  in  the  United  States.  Of  those, 
220,763  have  died. 

Fact.  In  1992,  AIDS  became  the  second  leading  cause 
of  death  among  young  women  ages  1 3-24,  49  percent  of 
reported  AIDS  cases  were  due  to  heterosexual  transmis- 
sion. 

A  1991  study  by  the  National  Center  for  Health 
Statistics  revealed  that  only  28  percent  of  individuals 
polled  believed  that  latex  condoms  are  very  effective  as  a 
means  of  preventing  transmission  of  HIV. 

How  many  of  us  have  read  these  facts  before  and  either 
ignored  them  or  filed  them  under  "it  couldn't  happen  lo 
m??"  A  lot,  according  to  the  growing  number  of  hetero- 
sexuals contracting  AIDS/HIV  every  year. 

"Smart  Sex"  features  young  adults  frjm  across  the 
country  talking  to  each  other  about  relationships,  about 
what  people  are  doing  and  not  doing,  and  about 
se'f-respect. 


"How  many  of  us 
hove  read  I  facts  about 
AIDSj  before  and  either 
ignored  them  or  filed 
them  under 

"it~couldn  't-happen-to 
-me"?  A  lot,  according 
to  the  growing  number 
of  heterosexuals  con- 
tracting the  disease 
every  year  " 


Dr,  Chitti  Babut  renowned 
Indian  musician  to  play  AC 

Dr.  Chitti  Babu,  one  of  the  most  talented  and 
outstanding  musicians  of  India,  will  bring  his  rare 
and  special  talent  to  Amherst  College's  Buckley 
Auditorium  tonight  at  7:30  p.m. 

Babu  has  mastered  the  Veena,  an  ancient  and 
popular  string  instrument  of  South  India.  His 
music,  which  has  been  called  everything  from 
"divine"  to  'enchanting*  to  "inspiring."  is  sure  to 
be  a  rare  treat  for  residcn's  of  the  Pioneer  Valley 
area. 

The  evtrtt  is  free  and  open  to  all  and  is  spon- 
sored by  the  Foreign  Student  Program  of 
Hampshire  College,  the  music  department  of 
Amherst  College,  the  South  Asia  Music  &  Dance 
Program  of  UMass,  Saptaswara  and  the  Society  for 
Indian  Music. 

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HIV-  positive  and  practicing  safer  sex;  and  choosing 
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lart'cl,  23,  and  his  cousin  Emile. 
20,  two  students  at  the  University  of 
New  Mexico,  who  praise  women  for 
carrying  condoms.  They  talk  about 
growing  up  in  Boston,  learning 
about  dating,  and  past  experiences 
when  they  ignored  safe  sexual  prac- 
tice. 

Rill,  a  1 9-year-old  from  New  York 
is  a  D|  who  has  had  multiple  part- 
ners and  believes  that  HIV  doesn't 
concern  him.  He  claims  that  he  can 
tell  which  of  his  partners  might  carr\' 
or  be  exposed  to  HIV. 

Matt,  23,  and  Vicki,  18  are  two 
college  students  from  Florida  who 

discuss  their  serious  and  fulfilling 

^~^^~'^^^~~       relationship,  one  that  does  noi 
include  sexual  intercourse. 
They  discuss  their  past  sexual  histon'es  and  how  they 
are  dealing  with  the  pressures  society  places  on  sex  and 
relationships. 

Carol,  an  HIV-positive  mother  from  New  York  City 
stated  that  she  would  sew  a  condom  on  her  son  to 
ensure  he  practices  safe  sex.  When  Carol  was  pregnant 
she  went  to  the  doctor  for  a  pre-natal  check  up. 

He  suggested  she  also  take  an  HIV  test.  Carol  Was  ini- 
tially insulted  because  she  felt  that  AIDS  and  HIV  was  a 
disease  for  gay  men  and  intravenus  drug  users.  After  tak- 
ing the  test  it  revealed  she  was  HIV-  positive. 
Fortunately  her  son  continues  to  test  negative. 

Tammy  is  a  24-year-old  from  Southern  California 
who  has  had  many  sexual  partners,  rarely  practices  safe 
sex,  and  has  contracted  several  STDs.  But,  because  of 
counseling  from  friends.  Tammy  has  chosen  to  become 
a  "secondary  virgin."  She  feels  her  decision  gives  her 
more  control  over  her  life  and  earns  respect  from  her 
peers. 

Dwayne  is  a  19-year-old  gay  man  from  New  York 
who  is  a  freshman  at  Pace  University.  He  formally  "came 
out"  three  years  ago  and  his  family  has  been  ver>'  sup- 
portive. He  has  few  partners  and  always  insists  on  safe 
sex. 

With  the  ever  increasing  rate  of  sexual  activities 
comes  the  comparable  rate  of  STDs.  By  age  20,  86  per- 
cent of  men  and  77  percent  of  women  will  have  had  sex- 
ual intercourse:  however,  only  17  percent  of  hctcroscxu 
als  age  18  and  older  who  have  had  multiple  sex  partners 
always  use  condoms. 

AIDS  is  now  the  second  leading  cause  of  deail^ 
among  all  25  to  44-year-olds,  many  of  whom  were 
probably  infected  during  their  teens  and  early  20s. 

"In  presenting  'Smart  Sex'  on  MTV,  we  hope  to  raist 
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sun  when  a  "90210'-er  is  being  talked  about'.' 
Because  we  love  trash  and  trash  sells,  so  i;  seems 
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this  decade. 

With  the  show  going  Shannen-less,  people  have 
alrciidy  seemed  to  forget  the  Hills'  biich  of  all 
bitches,  who  pleaded  with  Dylan  in  Ihe  season 
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back  to."  But  isn't  Brenda  back-stabbing  Kelly, 
who  in  the  previous  year  back-stabbed  her  with 
the  same  man?  Well,  Brenda  is  someone  who 
doesn't  care. 

Besides,  what  comes  around  goes  around  and 
that  includes  Kelly,  who  kept  herself  busy  with 
Brandon,  who  will  backslab  his  own  best  friend, 
Oyian,  by  sleeping  with  Kelly  in  u  clandestine 
Washington  Summer  Romance  which  will  contin- 
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At  any  rate,  the  Shannen-less  show  is  Ihru.sting 
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new  queen  bee  in  town  is  East  Coaster  Valerie 
Malone  (Tiffani  Amber-  Thiessan.  of  "Saved  by 
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to  B -ian  Austin  Green).  She  isn't  wasting  anytime 
ii,  her  new  zip  code,  as  she  is  already  a  drug  user, 
flirtatious  roommate  to  Brandon,  and  anti-Mr.  and 
Mrs.  Walsh  (except  for  when  given  a  credit  card  to 
buy  a  dress  for  Donna's  debut! ) 

And  now,  Ihe  new  vixen  is  about  to  gel  cozier 
in  Brenda's  clothes  and  bedroom  by  going  after 
Brenda 's  ex.  Valerie  is  the  girl  we  all  wanted  snip- 
py Brenda  to  be  and  now  Thiessan  has  already 
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same  time.  She's  accomplished  all  of  this  in  less 
than  two  episodes  of  the  new  season  —  leaving 
Brenda  in  the  dust,  or  actually  London  fug. 

Remember  Claire  (Kathleen  Robertson)?  Well, 
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cone  hack  to  haunt  the  gang  over  rl  CU.  I  jsi  seen 
try'ng  to  gel  Brandon  in  on  some  erotic  S  «  M. 
she  II  return  this  season  as  what  I'll  predict  as  the 
Sydney  Andrews  of  this  part  ol  town  and  spiic  up 
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"90210"  producers  are  now  usiiig  the  saiin.  lech 
niqjes  used  to  attract  viewers  to  Ihe  "'-10210" 
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LBGA  tackles  'coming  out'  in  semester  s  first 


By  Tim  White 

Collegion  Correspondent 


The  Lesbian  Bisexual  Gay  Alliance 
(LBGA)  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  says  it  welcomes  new- 
comers, but  some  members  say  they 
have  mixed  reactions  to  welcoming 
new  members  who  have  not  yet 
determined  their  sexual  orieniaiion. 

During  their  first  social  meeting  of 
Ihe  semester  last  night  in  the  Campus 
Center.  Wendy  Darling.  Five  College 
chairwoman  of  the  LBGA,  explained 
what  the  organization  is  all  about. 

'We're  a  resource  for  a  people  in 
need,"  said  Darling.  "People  who  arc 

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having  trouble  wilh  their  identity.  We 
get  a  lot  of  freshmen  and  sophomores." 

Sophomore  Erica  Millner,  an  unde- 
cided major  who  was  attending  her 
first  LBGA  meeting,  said  large  groups 
are  nol  the  best  for  coming  out. 

"I  think  (coming  out)  is  belter  on  a 
personal  level,"  said  Millner.  "Bui  I 
don't  think  it's  a  great  idea  in  a  huge 
group." 

Millner  said  she  had  a  negative 
experience  in  a  teen  organization  sim- 
ilar to  the  LBGA  when  she  was  com- 
ing out  which  she  said  causes  her  lo 
be  skeptical  of  organizations  similar 
to  the  LBGA  for  coming  out. 

Ali  Davis,  political  chair  for  the 


LBGA  and  junior  economics  major, 
said  it  is  a  personal  decision  wheihei- 
or  nol  lo  use  the  LBGA  as  pan  of  the 
process. 

"For  pei^son  X  coming  into  this  or^- 
nizalion  who  is  shy,  this  may  be  a  little 
overwhelming  for  them."  said  Davis. 

He  also  said  forcing  members  out  of 
the  closet  is  not  tolerated  within  the 
LBGA.  He  said  ii  is  not  acceptable  to 
say  to  a  member,  "You're  in  the  clos- 
et, but  you  won't  be  tomorrow." 

Amy  Gould,  a  three  year  member 
of  Ihe  LBGA,  agrees  wilh  Davis  that  it 
is  a  personal  decision  of  whether  to 
use  the  organization  when  coming 
out. 


continued  from  page  3 
find  employment. 

She  also  urged  the  audience  to  encourage  their  stale 
representatives  to  push  for  a  single-payer  system  in 
Massachusetts. 

"Single-payer  won't  eliminate  racism,  won't  eliminate 
sexism,  but  it  will  eliminate  discrimination  on  the  basis  of 
being  able  lo  pay.  Health  care  decisions  must  be  based  on 
care,  not  on  profit.  That's  the  bottom  line."  said  Gregory. 
"If  single-payer  has  a  chance  at  all,  it's  at  Ihe  stale  level." 

A  representative  of  New  York  City's  Chinatown  Health 
Center  also  spoke  last  nighi,  stressing  the  need  for  the 
health  care  system  lo  be  accessible  and  understandable  to 
people  who  don't  speak  English. 

"Healthy,  Wealthy  and  Wise"  continues  Friday  when 
Bernard  Sanders,  ihe  only  independent  member  of  Ihe  U.S. 
House  ol  Represeniatives,  discusses  single-payer  care  at 
Hampshire  College's  Franklin  Patterson  lecture  hall  at  3  p.m. 


Trudell 


Haiti 


continued  from  page  1 

fere  in  Haiti's  domestic  affairs.  In  Washington,  Gen. 
John  Shalikashvili.  chairman  of  the  loint  Chiefs  of 
Staff,  warned  ihc  risk  of  violence  was  high  and  said. 
"We  can  be  taking  casualties  al  any  moment." 

A  day  after  soldiers  of  the  lOih  Mountain 
Division,  from  Fort  Drum,  N.Y.,  began  landing  al 
the  Port-au-Prince  airport.  Marines  extended  the 
U.S.  military  operation  to  Cap-Haitien,  Haiti's  sec- 
ond largest  cily. 

About  1.600  Marines  came  ashore  in  armored 
amphibious  vehicles,  helicopters  and  Hovercraft. 
.As  in  the  capital  Monday,  Haitian  police  cooperat- 
ed with  the  American  troops. 

U.S.  troops  in  Port-au-Prince  appeared  to  be  con- 
centrating on  consolidating  defense  positions  and 
supply  depots.  Convoys  moved  between  ihe  port, 
airport,  an  industrial  park  and  a  warehouse  district 
where  the  Americans  were  setting  up  bases. 

The  Marines'  objective  was  to  secure  Ihe  port  and 
airyjort  at  Cap-Haiiien,  a  city  of  65,000  people,  then 
move  inland  to  lake  control  of  two  roads  and  two 
bridges.  Uicr  in  the  day.  iht7  were  expected  to  move 
farther  into  town  to  locations  by  a  Haitian  army  bar- 
racks and  several  police  outposts  and  a  prison. 

While  street  clashes  escalated  in  Port-au-Prince, 
most  parts  of  the  capital  were  quiet.  Many  people 
were  still  holed  up  with  relatives  out  of  town  wait- 
ing  for  the  dust  to  settle. 


continued  from  page  1 

killed.  In  the  eaHy  1980s  he  published  a  book  of 
poems  and  released  three  albums  of  his  poetry 
accompanied  by  the  music  of  guiiarist  Jesse  Ed 
Davis.  Another  album  is  expected  this  spring. 

Acosia  said  he  is  very  excited  about  Trudell's  visil 
because  it  will  give  students  an  opportunity  to  learn 
more  about  the  Native  American  culture  from  a 
native's  perspective.  He  is  hoping  people  will  couple 
this  lecture  with  the  pow  wow  scheduled  for  this 
weekend  lo  help  educated  themselves. 

"Theirs  is  a  great  culture  with  a  great  richness," 
said  Acosta.  "But.  there  is  also  great  suffering." 

The  ALANA  Lecture  Series  was  created  last  year 
to  provide  a  continual  effort  to  educate  the 
University  community  about  muliiculluralism  and 
diversity.  It  also  identifies  the  true  leaders  who  art: 
nol  able  to  speak  lo  a  wide  audience. 

"We  speak  about  diversity  and  yet  we  still  don't 
know  what  it  is,"  said  Acosta.  "The  lecture  series  is 
part  of  Ihe  process  of  empowering  ourselves." 

Trudell  will  be  speaking  al  7:30  p.m.  in  the 
Campus  Center  Auditorium.  Admission  is  free. 


Carter 


continued  from  page  1 

ambassadors  from  North  and  South  Korea. 

Carter's  energetic  efforts  make  it  easier  to  forgive  stub- 
bornness, frankness  and  an  apparent  hunger  for  the  spot- 
light, officials  said  privately. 

"The  wonderful  thing  is  that,  working  from  differing 
perspectives,  we  achieved  a  terrific  result,"  a  senior  White 
House  official,  speaking  on  condition  of  anonymity,  told 
reporters. 

Bui  many  Clinton  advisers  had  a  hard  time  containing 
themselves  when  Carter  relumed  from  Ihe  mission  and 
criticizecf  the  While  House.  Press  secretary  Dee  Dee 
Myers  was  asked  Tuesday  about  Carter's  opposition  to  the 
embargo. 

"President  Carter  may  have  a  different  view  of  that," 
she  said  flatly.  "It's  certainly  his  right." 

Aides  bristled  when  he  made  the  wee-hour  arrange- 
ments with  CNN.  before  Clinton's  news  conference  the 
next  morning.  Some  questioned  whether  he  exceeded  his 
mandate  in  negotiating  with  the  military  leaders.  Others 
said  he  sounded  naive  and  pious. 

The  same  complaints  were  heard  from  an  otherwise 
grateful  While  House  when  Carter  interceded  in  June  to 
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Sports 


Borges  emerges  from  shadow  for  field  hockey 


By  Matt  Vautour 

Collegian  Staff 


Coming  out  from  the  shadow. 

The  first  thing  anyone  mentions  in 
regards  to  Danielle  Borges'  senior 
season  is  her  chanee  to  come  out  of 
the  shadow. 

The  shadow  was  cast  by  |cnn 
Salisbury  and  Tara  lelley.  The  two 
Ail-Americans  led  the  UMass  offense 
for  the  past  two  seasons,  while 
Borges  remained  anonymous  to  many 
observers. 

But  with  the  graduation  of 
Salisbury  and  lelley,  the  spotlight  has 
fallen  on  Borges.  and  so  far  she  has 
shined  in  it. 

A  year  ago.  Borges  scored  five  goals 
and  added  one  assist.  In  only  three  games 
."io  far  this  season,  she  already  has  four 
goals  and  two  assists.  But  it  is  more  than 
just  the  sialisiics.  as  Borges  has  truly 
emerged  as  a  dominant  offensive  player. 

"I  think  she  realizes  that  it  is  her 
opportunity."  said  Minutewomen 
Coach  Megan  Donnelly.  "The  team  is 
really  looking  for  her  step  up.  In  past 
years  there's  always  been  those  other 
offensive  players.  This  season  she's 
the  one  everyone's  looking  to." 

"It's  hard  to  play  with  two  super- 
stars." said  Borges.  "They  are  good 
friends  of  mine  off  the  field,  but  I 
was  hesitant  and  followed  their  lead. 
This  yeer  I  feel  free  to  do  my  own 
thing,  and  not  worry  about  getting  in 
their  way." 

Her  emergence  started  in  spring 
practice  and  continued  into  the  sum- 
mer trip  to  Ireland. 

"You  could  always  tell  that  she  had 
the  ability.  I  just  think  people  over- 
looked her."  said  Donnelly.  "She  got 


off  to  sjch  a  fast  start.  In  heland,  she 
ri'ally  stepped  it  up  big." 

Unlike  her  predecessor  Pam  Hixon. 
Donnelly's  coaching  style  allows 
more  creativity,  a  style  that  seems  to 
suit  the  senior  forward. 

"She  is  very  creative."  said 
Donnelly.  "She  uses  her  speed 
extremely  well.  She  uses  her 
strengths  better  than  most  people. 
She  has  great  speed  and  a  very  decep- 
tive touch  around  the  net." 

She  was  named  a  co-captain  (with 
Kyri  Sj^arks)  before  the  season  and 
has  thrived  in  the  role. 

"She's  great  to  play  with,"  said 
junior  forward  Kerry  Metelski.  "She's 
really  helped  i-i  out  a  lot.  Her  intensi- 
ty rubs  off  on  us." 

"[Her  play]  has  really  made  the  dif 
ference  in  the  confidence  of  our 
offensive  players."  said  Donnelly. 
"They  have  seen  her  work  ethic  and 
how  she  has  stepped  up.  She  just 
shows  no  fear.  That's  the  type  of  alti- 
tude you  want  offensive  players  to 
have." 

After  an  impressive  high  school 
career,  it  appeared  that  the 
Blackstonc  native  was  headed  for 
Northeastern  University,  but  a  phone 
call  from  then  Hixon  brought  Borges 
to  Amherst. 

"I  was  going  to  go  to 
Northeastern."  said  Borges,  "but  Pam 
called  me  late  in  the  year.  !  visited 
the  school  and  I  liked  it  here." 

UMass  has  been  glad  to  have  her 
as  she's  emerged  into  an 
AU-American  candidate. 

The  Minutewomen  are  hiding 
nothing.  Their  goal  is  a  national 
championship.  They  will  need  Eiorges 
to  be  the  scorer  and  leader  to  help 


UMass  will  need  continued  offens 
Danielle  Borges. 
achieve  that. 

"If  we  end  up  making  it  to  the 
Final  Four  and  the  National 
Championship,  and  I  don't  get 
Ail-American,  I'll  be  happy."  said 
Borges. 

"1  think  they  realize  they  have  a 
chance  to  accomplish  something  that 
no  other  UMass  team  has  accom- 
plished." said  Donnelly. 

If  they  do  reach  their  goal,  despite 
any  statistics  or  accomplishments  of 
her  predecessors  there  will  be  no 
shadow  over  her  career  and  if  she 
continues  this  season's  success,  she 
will  hold  her  own  spot  in  UMass  field 
hockey  history  regardless.  That  histo- 
ry has  influenced  Borges. 


COLLICIAN  UK  PMOIO 

ive  production  from  senior  forward 

"It  is  a  strong  tradition  that  goes 
way  back,"  Borges  said.  "Everyone 
takes  winning  games  very  seriously. 
No  one  likes  to  lose  or  play  badly. 
Having  that  helps  us  because  every- 
one wants  to  keep  the  tradition 
going." 

As  her  collegiate  career  winds 
down,  Borges  hopes  that  her  field 
hockey  days  are  not  all  behind  her. 

"I'd  like  to  work  in  a  school."  said 
Borges.  "Wherever  I  get  settled, 
someday  I'd  like  to  coach  high  school 
field  hockey,  i  don't  see  this  as  the 
end." 

The  Minutewomen  will  try  to 
improve  to  4-0  this  afternoon  against 
Yale  at  3:30  at  Totman  Field. 


Men's  soccer  to  battle  fifth-ranked  New  Hampshire 

The  Minutemen  must  contain  Ail-American  Mike  Veneto  in  order  to  notch  third  win 

By  Brian  Gonnley 

Collogion  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachusetts 
men's  soccer  team  will  get  their 
toughest  test  of  the  young  season 
when  they  square  off  against  the 
University  of  New  Hampshire 
Wildcats  today. 

UMass  Coach  Sam  Koch  said 
today's  game  against  the  fifth-ranked 
Wildcats  (3:30  p.m.  at  Richard  F. 
Garber  Field)  will  be  a  rough  one 
because  UNH  has  an  excellent  team 
that  plays  a  relentless  style  of  soccer. 

"New  Hampshire  is  very  direct. 


there  are  no  secrets  about  the  way 
that  •they  play."  Koch  said.  "They 
play  high  pressure  defense,  they 
swarm  the  ball  and  give  you  very  lit- 
tle space  to  play.  And  they  work 
extremely  hard  for  the  entire  90  min- 
utes." 

Ki>ch  said  one  of  the  keys  to  stop- 
ping the  Wildcats  will  be  to  control 
the  midfield.  To  do  that,  they  will 
have  to  contain  senior  midfielder 
Ryan  Leib  and  senior  All-American 
forward  Mike  Ven.'to.  Veneto  now 
has  93  career  points,  more  than  any 
other  player  in  UNH  history. 

To  ;his  end.  the  Minutemen  will 


>  acuwrni  moTO 

The  Minutemen  hope  to  pull  off  an  upset  this  afternoon  against  the  No.  5 
Wildcau. 


assign  defenders  Benny  Sheally  and 
Dan  Chagnon  to  take  turns  shadow- 
ing Veneto  Koch  said  Veneto's 
quickness  and  all-around  skills  make 
him  impossible  to  stop  with  one  play- 
er. 

Koch  said  his  overall  defensive 
strategy  will  be  to  play  tough  on  the 
ball  while  playing  their  zone  defense. 
He  said  UMass  must  prevent  the 
Wildcats  from  setting  up  on  offense 
and  serving  the  ball. 

"Defensively  we  have  to  stay  com- 
pact and  close  on  the  ball  quickly." 
Koch  said.  "If  we  give  them  time  to 
look  and  serve  the  ball,  we're  in  trou- 
ble. They  have  three  or  four  players 
who  are  very  skilled.  The  rest  are 
hard  workers  with  limited  ability  to 
serve  the  ball  if  you  close  on  them 
quickly.  If  Ih  :y  have  time  to  serve  the 
ball  they  can  be  as  effective  as  anyone 
in  the  country." 

Koch  said  his  team  has  to  work  on 
creating  more  scoring  opportunities 
while  cutting  down  on  their  oppo- 
nent's chances.  In  last  week's  1-0 
loss  to  the  University  of  Connecticut, 
the  Huskies  had  eight  good  scoring 
opportunities,  Koch  said.  He  also 
hopes  to  hold  New  Hampshire  to 
only  four  solid  scoring  chances,  but 
he  acknowledged  that  Veneto  and 
Leib  will  probably  create  at  least  one 
scoring  opportunity  for  themselves 
each  per  half.  In  that  game.  UMass 
mustered  only  six  quality  shots  on 
net.  a  number  that  he  hopes  to  dou- 
ble against  UNH. 


Koch  stressed  that  his  l:ont  run- 
ners must  play  especially  vk.-ll  if  the 
Minutcman  attack  is  to  be  eilective. 

"The  front  runners  have  to  work 
hfid  offensively  on  their  off-ball 
runs.  They  have  to  be  able  to  look 
and  see  if  the  quick  counter  is  on. 
and  if  it  is  to  attack  quickly."  he  said. 
"If  the  quick  countei  is  not  there  they 
have  to  be  patient  and  work  with  the 
midfielders." 

New  Hampshire  may  be  vulnera- 
ble to  the  quick  counter  because  they 
are. young  defensively,  according  to 
Koch. 

UMass  must  come  out  and  match 
the  Wildcat's  intensity  right  off  the 
bat  in  order  to  win,  Koch  said.  He 
said  in  the  Minutemen's  lar.t  game 
against  Connecticut,  the  intensity  was 
missing  at  first. 

"We  have  to  be  ready  to  play  the 
first  five  minutes  of  the  game."  Koch 
said.  "Against  UConn  we  were  not 
ready  to  play.  !  am  at  a  loss  for  a  rea- 
son why.  This  is  the  most  important 
game  of  the  season  so  far  because  we 
need  to  improve  on  what  we  didn't 
accomplish  against  Connecticut.  It 
will  be  a  real  good  indication  of 
where  we  are  going." 

In  general.  Koch  expressed  a  great 
deal  of  respect  for  the  Wildcats'  tal- 
ent. 

"I  respect  UNH  a  great  deal,  they 
play  a  tough,  aggressive  style  and 
they  don't  quit."  he  said.  "It  should 
be  a  fun  game  to  watch.  It's  going  to 
be  a  battle.* 


Backfield,  defense  tops 
in  Yankee  Conference 


By  Andrew  Bryce 

Collegian  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachusetts 
football  team  is  hoping  that  there 
will  not  be  a  repeat  of  last  year. 

The  Minutemen  [1-1)  will 
ho.st  Maine  [0-3]  this 
Saturday  at  Warren  D. 
McGuirk  Alumni  Stadium 
after  coming  off  a  Holy  Cross 
win.  Same  as  last  year.  The 
hopes  are  for  a  different 
result,  though,  because 
Massachusetts  was  upset  by 
the  Black  Bears  17-13  last 
season  in  Orono,  ME. 

This  time  around,  they  have  the 
home  field  advantage,  and  are 
arguably  deeper  than  last  year's 
squad.  Some  notes... 

Ingoglia  we  trust  —  The 
Minutemen  have  learned  to  just 
expect  junior  fullback  Rene 
Ingoglia  to  perform  day  in  and  day 
out  —  and  he  has  obliged. 
Ingoglia  racked  up  199  yards  this 
past  weekend  in  the  52-0  victory 
against  Holy  Cross,  and  scored 
twice. 

With  the  big  day  on  the 
ground,  the  All-American  can- 
didate moved  up  the  ranks  in 
Massachusetts  career  rushing, 
passing  Jerome  Bledsoe  [2,216 
yards]  to  grab  second  with 
2,269  yards.  Ingoglia  also 
escalated  to  second  place  in 
the  touchdown  department 
with  23  career  TDs,  passing 
Greg  Landry  (1965-67]. 

More  about  Ingoglia?  He 
outgained  the  opposing  team 
for  the  second  straight  week, 
as  Holy  Cross  amassed  1  36 
yards  on  the  ground.  Safe  to 
say  Ingoglia  is  a  candidate  for 
the  Wafter  Payton  Award, 
given  to  the  Division  l-AA 
Player  of  the  Year. 

The  rest  of  the  backfield  — 
Ingoglia.  as  spectacular  as  he's 


been  the  past  two  weeks,  is  not 
alone.  Sophomore  speedster 
Frank  Alessio  ran  for  a 
career-high  109  yaids  on  15  car- 
ries, the  first  time  he  has  topped 
the  century  mark.  While 
Ingoglia's  up-the-gul  running  has 
terrorized  the  Minutemen's  oppo- 
nents, Alessio  has  burned  them 
on  pitches,  compliments  of  his 
explosive  speed. 

His  improvement  from  last  year 
has  been  noted  by  many  of  the 
players  as  well  as  Coach  Mike 
Hodges. 

Sophomore  fullback  Ron 
Brockingtoii  !'.as  come  in  to  his 
own  in  his  first  two  games  here  at 
Massachusetts.  The  transfer  from 
Syracuse  ran  for  a  touchdown  in 
both  the  Richmond  game  as  well 
as  last  week's  contest  at  Holy 
Cross,  and  has  rushed  for  50  yards 
on  seven  attempts. 

As  for  the  rushing-yard  totals, 
the  Yankee  Conference-  leading 
Minutemen  have  gained  670  yards 
on  the  ground,  good  for  6. 1  yards 
per  carry.  The  3 1 7  yards  per  game 
include  the  412  yards  against  the 
Crusaders  this  past  weekend. 

Defense  pitches  shutout  —  In 
that  same  game,  Massachusetts 
held  Holy  Cross  to  a  goose  egg 
with  the  32  point  victory,  and  now 
leads  the  Yankee  Conference  in 
defense.  They  have  allowed  just 
240.5  yards  per  game. 

Out  for  the  season  -  It's 
unfortunately  official  for  the 
Minutemen.  Sophomore  quar- 
terback Vito  Campanile  will 
miss  the  remainder  of  the  sea- 
son due  to  his  right  knee 
injury.  The  Franklin  Lakes,  NJ 
native  had  surgery  to  repair 
the  damage  to  the  ACL  [ante- 
rior cruciate  ligament). 

Senior  fullback  David  Smith  is 
academically  ineligible  and  will  be 
out  for  the  rest  of  the  season  as 
well. 


Get  up  therel 

1 

1 

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a 

CCHKCUM  mi  moTO 
Rebecca  Myers  and  the  rest  of  the  UMass  women's  soccer  team 
re  getting  ready  to  host  the  UMass  Classic  this  weekend. 

Butch  Hohson  fired  as  Red  Sox  skipper 
after  three  straight  losing  seasons 


By  Howard  Ulmon 
Astociotad  Press 


BOSTON  —  Butch  Hobson.  who  could  not  turn 
around  a  team  whose  players  admired  him.  Mas  fired 
Tuesday  as  manager  of  the  Boston  Red  Sox  after  three 
losing  seasons.  ^^^^^_^^^^_ 

Although  rumors  about  his 
possible  firing  had  circulated  for 
the  past  two  seasons.  Hobson 
said  he  was  surprised  he  was  let 

go 

"I  believed  in  my  heart  that 
this  day  would  never  happen." 
Hobson  said  during  a  news  con- 
ference at  Fenway  Park.  "I'm 
not  going  to  burn  any  bridges 
When  new  faces  come  in,  they 
want  to  bring  in  new  faces.  I 
knew  that." 

Speculation  intensified  about 
the  future  of  Hobson  when  Dan 
Duquette  became  general  manag-  ~ 

er  last  |an.  27  after  serving  in  lliat      ^^^^^— — — . 
capacity    with    the    Montreal 
Expos.  It  increased  when  the  Red  Sox  faltered  after 
getting  off  to  a  strong  start  this  year. 

Duquette  did  not  immediately  name  a  successor  to 
Hobson.  He  said  he  was  considering  a  list  of  candi- 
dates with  more  experience  at  the  major  league  level, 
"an  experienced  veteran  baseball  man." 

"Butch  gave  his  best  efforts  for  the  last  three 
years.  Are  we  holding  him  responsible  for  everything 
with  the  club?  The  answer  to  that  is  no."  Duquette 
said. 

The  Red  Sox  were  54-61  in  the  strike-shortened 
1994  season,  17  games  out  of  first  place  in  the  At 
East.  His  record  since  taking  the  job  in  1992  was  207- 
252 

Hobson,  45,  was  not  offered  another  job  with  the 


"My  head's  up 
because  I'm  proud  of 
what  I  accomplished 
here.  My  head's  up 
because  I'm  a  good  per- 
son...Good  things  hap- 
pen to  good  people  and 
good  things  will  happen 

to  me. " 

-  Butch  Hobson 


Red  Sox.  He  had  flown  to  Boston  from  Alal»ma  after      he  said. 


receiving  a  call  from  Duquette  Monday  night. 

"I  apologize  for  my  attire.  I  didn't  know  this  was 
going  to  happen,"  said  Hobson.  dressed  in  blue 
jeans,  a  leather  vest  and  a  white  crew-neck  polo 
shirt. 

He  thanked  lean  Yawkey.  the  late  Red  Sox  owner. 
_^.^^__.^       general  partner  John  Harrington, 
former  general  manager  Lou 
Gorman    and    former    owner 
Haywood  Sullivan  for  the  oppor- 
tunity to  manage. 

'My  head's  up  because  I'm 
proud  of  whut  I  accomplished 
here.  My  head's  up  because  I'm  a 
good    persoii."   Hobson   said. 
"Good  things  happen  to  good 
people  and  good  things  will  hap- 
pen to  me." 

Hobson  was  largely  stoical  aixl 
soft-spoken  as  a  manager,  never 
outwardly  exhibiting  the  intensity 
in  leadership  that  he  had  shown 
on  the  field  as  a  third  baseman 
———————      with  the  Red  Sox.  Angels  and 

Yankees. 
In  Hobson's  first  season  as  manager.  Boston  finished 
last  in  the  AL  East  with  a  73-89  record.  They  were  in 
the  division  race  for  much  of  the  1995  season  but 
ended  up  at  80-82. 

'In  the  long  run,  the  bottom  line  for  a  major  league 
manager  is  wins  and  losses,"  Duquette  said.  "Wliile  it's 
helpful  to  be  popular  with  your  players,  it's  more 
important  to  have  their  respect. 

"I  believe  they  gave  their  best  effort  for  him.  I 
believe  that  Butch  gave  his  best  effort  for  the  Red 
Sox.* 

During  his  tenure.  Hobson  was  known  as  a  player's 
manager,  keeping  any  criticism  of  a  player  private. 

'If  my  players  needed  a  swift  kick  in  the  rear  end. 
and  I  think  you  can  ask  any  one  of  them,  they  ^t  it," 


Water  polo  tries  to  build  on  experience 

Minutemen  win  EWPA  tournament,  prepare  for  Navy  invitational 


By  Jorma  Konioiwn 

ColUgion  Stoff 


There  is  nothing  better  than  experience. 

Fortunately  for  the  University  of  Massachusetts  men's 
water  polo  team,  they  have  plenty  of  it. 

This  weekend  Coach  Russ  Yarworth  and  his  University 
of  Massachusetts  men's  water  polo  team,  travel  to 
Annapolis.  Md.  to  compete  in  the  Navy  Invitational.  The 
Minutemen  (6-5)  will  ride  the  tide  with  a  six  game  win- 
ning streak,  as  well  as  a  No.  14  national  ranking,  under 
their  belts. 

A  slow  start  to  this  season  has  seemingly  vanished  into 
thin  air.  After  losing  their  first  three  games.  Yarworth's  team 
has  oulscorcd  the  opponents  by  a  whopping  1 1 5-56  margin. 

"To  this  point,  the  boys  are  getting  along  just  fine."  said 
Yarworth.  "But  we  still  got  a  ways  to  go." 

Included  in  this  weekend's  co:npctition  will  be  a  tough 
Saturday  schedule  of  contests  against  two  Top  20  teams.  1 1  th 
ranked  Bucknell  and  20th  ranked  Richmond.  Yarworth  said  he 
looks  forward  to  the  rematch  against  Bucknell.  since  one  of  their 
first  lo5.ies  was  a  close  one  that  was  decided  in  the  final  .second. 

Combined  with  a  Sunday  contest  against  Air  Force  (No. 
7  in  the  country),  the  chance  to  further  test  his  team  is  in 


Yarworth's  sights. 

"We  need  more  game  experience,'  said  Yarworth.  'Not 
always  to  come  out  on  top,  but  to  improve  and  get  our 
rotation  set.' 


Last  Saturday  in  the  Eastern  Water  Polo  Association 
tournament  at  Brown  University.  Massachusetts  swept  the 
competition  and  defeated  Queens  College  (22-8)  and  lona 
University  (25-4). 

UMass  bolted  out  to  a  15-1  lead  at  the  half,  with 
sophomore  Greg  Menton  and  junior  Frankie  Mariani  lead- 
ing the  way  with  three  goals  each  to  dominate  a  lackluster 
effort  by  the  lona  Gaels. 

Against  Queens,  four  different  players  scored  at  least 
three  goals  for  the  Minutemen.  Led  by  junior  Luis 
Limardo's  five  goals,  senior  co-captain  Javier  Gonzalez 
and  freshman  |uan  Carlos  Limardo  each  chipped  in 
three  goals  to  stonewall  any  chance  of  a  Queens  upset. 

"We  arc  beginning, to  see  what  we  originally  thought  of 
luan  Carlos'  ability."  said  Yarworth  of  his  freshman 
sniper.  "He  is  feeling  comfortable  and  getting  acclimated 
to  the  system.' 


Spopts  Notice: 

Anyone  who  is  Interested  in  writing  a  sports  column 
should  submit  a  sample  column  by  3  p.m.  Friday.  Any 
sports  related  subject  is  acceptable. 

Drop  off  entries  to  either  Andrew  Bryce  or  Matt  Vautour 
in  the  Collegian  offices,  1 1 3  Campus  Center  basement. 


Brockington  a 
welcomed  newcomer 

Sophomore  Fullback  Ron  Brockinglon 
(led)  of  the  UMass  football  team  has 
shown  potential  in  his  first  two  games  as 
a  Minuteman  (Sporti.  page  14). 


Mather's  career  (air 

Find  out  what  students  learned 
about  networking  for  the  future  at 
Wednesday's  "Career  Information 
Highway,"  sponsored  by  the  Mather 
Career  Center  (page  3). 


Getting  Stoned  with 
Oliver  Stone 

from  Platoon  to  Natural  Born  Killen, 
the  controversial  director  has  made 
plenty  of  movies,  and  plenty  of  mis- 
takes (Arts  &  Living,  page  5). 


The  Massachusetts       IBSKl 


Extended  Forecast 

Considerable  cloudiness  mounts  on 
Thursday,  turning  to  a  30  percent 
chance  of  rain  on  Friday.  Expect  rain 
throughout  the  early  part  of  the  week- 
end, with  lower  temperatures. 


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Low:  55 


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HIGH:  65 
LOW:  50 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  8 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Doily  Since  1967 


Plan  imposes  higher  standards 
to  raise  public  education  quality 


By  Justin  Doyie 

Collegian  Stoff 


Next  year  it  might  be  tougher  to  get  accepted  to  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  if  the  Higher  Education 
Coordinating  Council  (HECC)  fufills  its  five  initiatives, 
but  students  who  do  get  into  the  University  will  have  an 
easier  time  getting  financial  aid. 

"It  is  a  plan  to  improve  higher  education  at  the  state 
universities  and  colleges  in  Massachusetts,"  said  Lynn 
Robitaille.  student  coordinator  of  the  Student  Center  for 
Educational  Research  and  Advocacy. 

The  council  will  use  coordination  and  collaboration  to 
address  change,  and  work  toward  a  system  plan  for  public 
higher  education. 

HECC  approved  a  plan  outline  on  Tuesday  which  con- 
tains a  program  of  five  initiatives  the  council  wants  to 
work  toward. 

The  initiatives  include  reviewing  financial  aid,  evaluat- 
ing admissions  standards,  aligning  campus  programs,  set- 
ting performance  measures  and  increasing  system  collabo- 
ration. 

The  intiatives  also  involve  cutting  the  dropout  rate  and 
getting  state  colleges  and  universities  to  work  together, 
according  to  Robitaille. 

HECC,  which  was  created  by  the  Stale  Legislature 


three  years  ago  to  coordinate  the  public  higher  education 
system,  will  work  with  representatives  of  the  colleges  dur- 
ing the  next  year  on  the  five  initiatives. 

"HECC  wants  to  make  a  connection  with  the  K-12 
reform,  said  Robitaille  which  is  a  statewide  effort  to 
improve  the  quality  of  education. 

Stanley  Koplik,  the  Chancellor  of  Higher  Education, 
said  the  motive  behind  the  changes  are  that  the  state 
should  not  lower  educational  standards,  but  should 
instead  be  raising  them,  according  to  Robittaile. 

The  council  plans  to  raise  the  standards  of  higher  edu- 
cation with  the  reform  in  public  education  in  the  kinder- 
garden  through  the  1 2th  grade. 

HECC  wants  to  create  programs  that  will  toughen 
admission  standards  at  the  UMass  and  other  stale  colleges 
and  universities.  The  council  plans  to  create  task  forces 
which  will  develop  a  plan  following  the  guidelines 
approved  Tuesday. 

HECC  also  wants  to  improve  access  to  financial  aid 
available  in  grants,  loans  and  tuition  waivers,  making  col- 
lege more  accessable  to  students  who  are  accepted. 

HECC  plans  to  develop  dropout  prevention  programs, 
and  make  it  easier  for  students  to  transfer  among  state 
institutions. 

There  is  also  an  effort  to  increase  the  use  of  technology 
and  libraries. 


Rock  the  Vote 


Hillel  provides  a  new  weekend  meal  plan 


By  Jacob  W.Michaels 

Collegian  Staff 


Much  more  than  chicken  soup  with  matzah  balls  is 
being  made  in  the  basement  of  Hillel  House  on  its  new 
meal  plan. 

Hillel  has  developed  a  weekend  meal  plan,  which  will 
provide  three  meals  a  week.  Friday 
dinner  and  Sunday  brunch  and 
dinner  will  be  made  in  Hillel's 
downstairs  Kosher  kitchen  by 
University  of  Massachusetts  junior 
Barbara  Backncr. 

Backner  said  she  is  hoping  "that 
the  food  service  program  at  Hillel 
gets  a  strong  basis  and  backing  by 
the  students  and  the  community  so 
we  can  give  them  the  best  quality 
food  that  we  can  and  the  best  ser- 
vice and  just  make  everyone 
happy." 

Backner.  a  Hotel.  Restaurant 
and  Travel  Administration  major, 
was  hired  over  the  summer. 

Backner  graduated  cum  laude 
from  lohnson  and  Wales  with  a 
culinary  arts  degree.  She  came  to 
UMass  two  years  ago  because  she 
wanted  a  better  management 
degree  and  she  said  she  knew 
UMass  had  one  of  the  lop  five  HRTA  programs  in  the 
country.  Backner  also  interned  at  Walt  Disney  World,  as 
well  as  working  as  a  line  cook  at  an  Italian  restaurant 
and  as  a  student  cook  at  the  Dining  Commons.  Last 


«f  M CC*  « II  «SON;COlllCIAN 

UMass  junior  Barbara  Backner  will 
prepare  meals  for  Hillel  House's  new 
weekend  nneal  plan. 


summer,  she  worked  at  Belle  Meade,  a  prestigious  coun- 
try club  in  Nashville,  Tenn..  where  she  managed  the 
snack  bar  grill. 

Of  her  responsibilties  ai  Hillel's  meal  plan,  Backner 
said,  "My  main  job  is  too  make  sure  it  runs  smcxjthly,  effi- 
ciently and  it's  cost  effective.  So  that  means  between  the 
iiiring.  purchasing,  receiving,  training,  serving.  I  oversee 
everything." 

Backner  said  she  specializes  in 
Italian  food  and  c$F>ecially  loves  to 
cook  with  chicken.  The  kitchen 
will  also  serve  a  vegetarian  alter- 
native. However,  because  it  is  a 
Kosher  kitchen,  there  will  be  no 
dairy  products  served. 

The  meal  plan  costs  $150  for 
the  semester,  which  covers  every 
weekend  except  thanksgiving. 
According  to  Rabbi  Saul 
Perlmulter.  it  would  cost  more 
than  $180  to  purchase  the  meals 
individually.  Pcrlmuttcr  also  said 
that  Hillel  had  been  given  money 
by  a  sponsor  so  that  the  first  50 
people  who  signed  up  for  the  meal 
plan  would  get  an  additional  $30 
off  the  price.  Perlmulter  declined 
to  identify  the  sponsor. 

Hillel  also  serves  lunch  on 
Thursdays,  although  it  is  noi 
included  on  the  meal  plan. 

According  lo  Perlmulter,  the  meal  plan  is  a  "good  way 
to  help  build  a  sense  of  community  and  give  students 
some  top  quality  food." 


Thursdoy,  September  22,  1994 


Roosevelt  faces  Weld 
as  race  for  Qovemor 
heads  to  final  strech 


By  Jonathan  Yenkin 

Associated  Press 


NAIilAN  MAJtTIN/rOiLICIAN 

A  st,udent  reads  over  voter  registration  forms  in  Mahar  Auditorium 
yesterday  as  Commuter  Government  Association  advocate  Matt 
Pavesi  explains  that  CCA  is  one  of  several  student  organizations  try 
ing  to  register  at  least  5000  students  before  the  November  elections 


Grant  given  to  teen  program 
hich  keeps  local  kids  in  school 


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By  Jessica  Tavema 

Collegion  Start 


A  program  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  geared  towards  keep 
ing  local  teens  in  school  has  received 
a  grant  of  more  than  $^0,000 

The  Talent  Search  Program,  enact 
ed  three  years  ago.  allots  high  school 
kids  in  Northampton  and  Holyoke 
ihe  resources  necessary  for  them  lo 
stay  in  school,  receive  a  degree  and 
prepare  for  college,  Cjloria  Guevara, 
associate  dean  for  UMass  Academic 
Support  Services,  said. 


The  grant  of  $902,919  is  good  for 
the  next  lour  years.  Guevara  said. 
The  program  has  run  for  the  past 
ihrec  years  on  a  lederal  gram 

'The  program  is  a  great  success 
and  keeps  on  progressing."  l-'rank 
Tudryn,  Northampton  High  School's 
vice  president,  said  "Last  year  wc 
had  20  to  2'i  kids  iiml  ihis  year  wc 
have  over  I IX)  " 

The  federull>  tuinlcd  program 
requires  thai  participants  come  Irom 
either  low  income  homes,  well  below 

lurn  to  GRANT,  page  3 


BOSTON  -  Mark  Roosevelt  may 
have  some  political  momentum  after 
winning  the  Democratic  nomination 
for  governor,  but  he  isn't  carrying 
forward  much  money  to  run  against 
the  well  financed  campaign  of  Gov. 
William  K.  Weld. 

Roosevelt,  a  state  representative 
from  Boston,  emerged  from 
Tuesday's  primary  victory  with  less 
than  $50,000  on  hand,  said  Tripp 
lunes,  his  campaign  manager. 

But  tones  said  he  was  confident 
about  building  on  the  primary  victory 
lo  raise  money  from  Democratic 
sources  outside  Massachusetts. 

"We  will  have  the  necessary  funds 
lo  get  our  message  out."  Roosevelt 
said  Wednesday. 

Hy  comparison.  Weld  was  armed 
wilh  nearly  $2  million  and  ready  lo 
pounce  With  the  primary  barely 
over. 

Weld  was  running  three  campaign 
advertisements  -  one  attacking 
Roosevelt  and  two  promoting  the 
governor's  proposals  to  radically 
iiverhaul  the  welfare  svstem 

"I  think  the  election's  going  to  be 
fought  and  won  or  lost  on  the  issues 
that  people  really  care  about  out 
there  on  the  strcxM.  which  are  crime, 
welfare,  tax  levels  and  the  effect  of 
tax  levels  on  jobs,"  Weld  said 
Wednesday. 

Weld  has  campaigned  on  a  plat- 
form to  crack  down  on  welfare  by 
forcing  recipients  lo  gel  jobs  almost 
immediately  and  to  gel  tough  on 
crime  by  reinstating  the  death  penal 

ty 

Hut  Roosevelt  said  Weld's  cam- 
paign talk  has  been  hollow. 
Roosevelt,  who  supports  the  death 
penally,  said  Weld  failed  to  corral 
legislators  when  a  capital  punishment 
bill  was  defeated  in  the  House  earlier 
this  year. 

He  also  said  despite  Weld's 
pledges  to  clean  up  the  welfare  sys- 
tem, 10  percent  of  the  prisoners  in 
several  county  jails  were  found 
recently  lo  be  on  the  rolls  for  public 
assistance 

"Rhetoric  and  reality  wilh  Bill 
Weld  have  nothing  lo  do  wilh  each 
other."  RcKisevelt  said.  "His  rcturd  is 
abysmal  " 

On  the  issue  uf  pris<)ncrs  receiving 
welfare.  Robert  Bliss,  a  Dcparlment 
of  Welfare  spokesman,  said  only 
about  a  quarter  ol  the  inniales  on 
public  assistance  were  gelling  stale 
welfare  benefits 


Officials  suggest  caution 
to  avoid  local  rabies  risk 


By  Kdty  Spang 

Cotlegion  Staff 


With  the  rise  of  rabies  in  the  last 
1 5  years.  University  of  Massachusetts 
officials  are  advising  students  to  stay 
away  from  any  wild  animals  they  may 
see  around  campus.  (Mrticularly  rac- 
coons. 

George  Reed,  senior  environmen- 
tal health  specialist  at  the  UMass 
Office  of  Environmental  Health  and 
Safely  (EHS)  said  he  is  concerned 
because  his  office  has  received  sever- 
al calls  of  raccoons  wander  in  the 
wocxicd  areas  of  campus,  particularly 
the  Southwest  Residential  Area. 

"There  is  a  lot  of  anxiety."  Reed 
said.  "But  there  is  not  great  need  for 
concern  —  just  be  careful.  Don't  go 
near  a  wild  animal  and  don't  try  and 
help  one." 

Reed  said  rabies  are  a  virus  ram- 
pant among  the  raccoon  population 
and  may  be  deadly  in  humans. 

There  has  been  a  growth  in  the 
raccoon  population  in  recent  years, 
but  Reed  said  many  arc  dying  off 
from  rabies. 

RacccMns  arc  of  particular  concern 
because  they  live  in  close  proximity 
of  humans  and  feed  off  garbage, 
according  to  Reed. 

Humans  should  stay  away  from 
raccoons  because  at  times  they  may 
be  "dcKile"  and  at  other  times  they 
may  be  a^ressive.  pwrticularly  if  ihey 
are  sick. 

A  good  indicator  that  a  raccoon  is 
not  healthy  is  if  it  is  spotted  walking 
about  during  the  day  light  hours. 
Reed  said,  because  raccoons  are  noc- 
turnal creatures. 

"If  you  see  a  raccoon  in  Ihe  day 
time,  there  is  usually  something 
wrong  with  it."  he  said. 

Rabies  affects  a  person's  nervous 
system,  causing  death  if  not  treated 
immediaiely.  Reed  said  there  are  a 
variety  of  symptoms  from  rabies, 
including  hydrophobia,  the  fear  of 


water. 

There  is  an  incubation  period  for 
the  virus  to  effect  an  individual.  Reed 
said  the  virus  makes  its  way  up  to  the 
brain,  so  if  a  bite  is  on  the  upper 
body,  including  the  arms  and  neck, 
the  disease  will  probably  affect  a  per- 
son sooner. 

However.  Reed  said  an  individual 
bitten  by  a  rabid  animal  should  have 
the  wound  treated  immediately. 

"If  you  do  come  out  with  symp- 
toms, you  are  probably  going  to  die." 
he  said. 

A.j.  Lardner,  public  health  nurse  at 
the  University  Health  Services  (UHSl 
said  if  a  student  is  bitten  by  a  wild 
animal,  the  first  step  is  lo  vigorously 
wash  the  wound  for  at  least  10  min- 
utes. 

After  washing  Ihe  wound.  Lardner 
said  the  student  should  go  immedi- 
ately to  the  urgent  care  unit  at  UHS 
where  the  seriousness  of  the  wound 
will  be  evaluated.  The  student  will 
then  be  given  an  antibody  injection, 
half  of  Ihe  injection  will  be  given 
directly  in  the  wound  and  half  will  be 
given  as  a  regular  injection  some 
where  else  on  the  body. 

The  initial  injection  is  only  a  tem- 
porary injection,  Lardner  said.  There 
will  be  a  series  of  rabies  immuniza 
lion  shots  lo  be  given  over  the  period 
of  seven  days  lo  build  up  the  stu- 
dent's immune  system  to  the  virus. 

Presently.  Lardner  said  ihc 
University  health  insurance  will  cover 
the  treatment. 

There  are  other  animals  which 
Reed  said  are  "high-risk"  for  rabies; 
the  list  includes  bats,  skunks,  foxes. 
wcx>dchucks  and  opossums. 

Reed  said  rabies  is  making  its  way 
up  the  coast  from  West  Virginia 
because  in  the  1970s,  hunters  in 
West  Virginia  brought  raccoons  up 
from  Florida  and  Georgia  which 
already  had  Ihe  virus.  For  Ihe  past  1 5 
years,  rabies  has  been  moving  up 
through  New  England. 


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L/M  program  encourages 
inner-city  high  schoolers 
to  avoid  dropping  out 


By  Martha  Hay 

Collegian  Correspondent 


(  M«IST(>PMft  fVANV(  (HI  H.IAN 

Hampshire  College  student  Brad  Simpson  arnl  UMass  student  Daniela  Motta  wait  for 
tt>e  bus  at  Haigis  Mall  earlier  this  week. 


High  school  students  are  seeing  the  opportunities  col- 
lege offers,  not  through  guidance  counselors  or  hand- 
books, but  through  college  students  themselves. 

The  Bridging  Worlds  program  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  encourages  Springfield  mner-city  high 
school  students  in  danger  of  dropping  out  to  stay  in 
schcK>l,  according  to  Sieve  Satell,  director  and  coordinator 
of  the  program. 

The  program  boosts  students  in  order  to  help  ihem 
reach  their  personal  goals  and  could  someday  influence 
'h.-m  lo  apply  lo  Ihe  University  to  study.  Salell  said 

\  person  comes  lo  college  lo  bnng  something  positive 
I'l  k  home  wilh  them."  said  Salell 

Undging  Worlds  is  in  its  third  year,  spinning  out  of  « 
(lui^ram  lo  recruit  and  retain  more  minority  basketball 
players  at  the  University,  and  grew  into  a  course  to  reach 
more  students 

There  are  iwo  components  to  Bridging  Worlds,  one 
being  academic  and  the  other  being  an  independcnl  siudy 
within  each  of  the  students  individual  majors 

The  academics  of  the  program  involve  norniul  require- 

ritv.  such  as  reading  books  and  writing  papers  The 
independent  study  can  be  on  almost  any  topic,  as  long  as 
the  iwpic  has  something  lo  do  with  some  aspect  of  the 
inner  uly. 

The  program  also  teaches  students  through  its  require 
mcnl  lor  each  student  lo  become  a  mentor  to  inner  city 
high  school  students  in  Springfield  who  are  at  risk  of 
dropping  out  ol  school. 

The  high  school  students  are  members  of  the  Dunbar 

tnmunily  Center  and  attend  either  Commerce  High 

iiuol  or  Central  High  School  m  Springfield. 

During  the  course  of  Ihe  semester,  the  Iwo  groups  will 
have  several  opportumlies  lo  meet,  socialize,  work  logeth 

in  community  services,  and  most  imporlanlly.  learn 

m  each  other 

One  opportunity  for  Ihe  groups  lo  meet  will  be  in 
November,  at  which  time  Ihe  high  schiKil  students  will 
be  visiting  Ihc  University.  The  high  school  students  will 
K-  "shadowing"  their  college  mentor  hv  attending  class 
1-,  eating  in  the  dining  commons,  and  spending  lime 
logclher 

In  order  for  the  Bridging  Worlds  course  to  continue,  it 
not  only  needs  funding  from  sources  outside  the 


Ii^o  to  MIDGING  WORIDS  pofle  3 


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Two  individuals  reported  on  Sept. 
16,  valuables  worth  $3,500  missing 
from  their  room  in  the  Leach 
Residence  Hall  after  it  had  been 
entered  in  their  absence. 

The  incident  occurred  between 
9:15  and  9:25  a.m. 

The  door  to  their  room  was  left 
unlocked  when  one  individual  left  to 
classes  on  campus  while  the  other 
individual  took  a  shower  down  the 
hall  from  their  room. 

University  Police  received  a  call  at 
1  p.m.  after  both  individuals  discov- 
ered a  diamond  and  sapphire  ring 
worth  $5,000  and  two  wallets  miss- 
ing. 

Contents  in  both  wallets,  including 
cr«iit  cards  and  cash  totaled  $500. 

The  ring  was  said  to  be  a  family 
heirloom. 

At  the  present  time,  police  say  they 
there  are  no  suspects. 

Motor  Vehicle  Thcfl 

Sept.  12 

A  1991  Geo  was  stolen  from  Lot 
22. 

Bike  Theft 

Sept.  12 

An  individual  reported  a  bicycle 
tire  valuing  $150  stolen  from 
Dickinson  dorm. 

An  individual  reported  his  bicycle 
stolen  from  Dickinson  residence 
Hall.  Value  $250 

An  individual  reported  a  stolen 
bicycle  valuing  $575  from  Hamlin 
residence  Hall. 
Sept.  13 

An  individual  reported  his  bicycle 


stolen  from  the  Moore  residence  hall. 
Value  $560 

An  individual  reported  a  stolen 
bicycle  from  Knowlton  Dormitory 
valuing  over  $300. 

An  individual  reported  a  stolen 
bicycle  from  Washington  Dormitory 
valuing  $650. 

Vandalism 

Sept.  12 

A  staff  member  reported  homo- 
phobic graffiti  written  in  a  stairwell 
of  Coolidge  Dormitory. 

A  staff  member  reported  homo- 
phobic graffiti  on  a  bulletin  board 
adjacent  to  the  elevator  in  Cashin 
Dormitory. 

Staff  reported  sexual  graffiti  writ- 
ten in  three  bathrooms  of  Kneels 
Engineering  Building. 

Liquor  Law  Violation 

Sept.  12 

Daniel   D.  Souza,    19,  of   171 
Fearing  St.  was  arrested  for  a  minor 
carrying  alcoholic  beverages  in  the 
Southwest  Circle. 
Sept.  13 

Alyson  M.  Lillis,  18,  of  1735  York 
Ave.  in  New  York  was  arrested  for  a 
minor  carrying  alcoholic  beverages 
and  a  disorderiy  person. 

Burglary/  Breaking  and  Entering 

Sept.  12 

An  individual  reported  his  vehicle 
had  been  broken  into  and  his  stereo 
valuing  $1 50  was  stolen. 

An  individual  reported  his  vehicle 
in  Lot  22  on  University  drive  had 
been  broken  into.  The  estimated 


damage  was  $275.Arrests 
Sept.  13 

Giddell  Padilla,  21.  of  199  Eastern 
Ave.  in  Springfield  was  arrested  for 
operating  a  motor  vehicle  without  a 
license  and  failure  to  use  care  when 
starting,  turning  and  stopping. 

Motor  Vehicle  Traffic  Slops 

Sept.  1  5 

Thierry  A.  Laurent,  20,  of  26 
Williams  St.  in  Chester  was  stopped 
for  operating  a  vehicle  without  a 
license,  failure  by  the  owner  to  have 
the  vehicle  inspected,  operating  a 
vehicle  with  defective  equipment, 
speeding,  and  illegal  possession  of  a 
Class  D  substance. 
Sept.  14 

Adam  Kestin,  19,  of  506 
loralemon  St.  in  Belleville,  N.|.  was 
stopped  for  operating  under  the 
influence  of  drugs  and  liquor,  for 
operating  with  defective  equipment, 
failing  to  display  plates  properly 
while  operating  a  vehicle,  speeding, 
and  illegal  possession  of  a  Class  D 
substance. 
Larceny 

Sept.  13 

Two  individuals  reported  stolen 
back  packs  from  the  Textbook 
Annex. 

An  individual  reported  a  stolen 
wallet  valuing  over  $150  from 
Morrill  Science  Center. 


Thursday,  Sept.  22 

Theater/comedy  —  Marga  Gomez  in  Chew.  $3.50  Five 
College  students  and  seniors,  $6  general  public,  Bowker 
Auditorium,  8  p.m.  Tickets:  Fine  Arts  Center  Box  Office. 
545-2511. 

lust  For  Fun  —  Chabad  House  Sukkah  Party,  Chabad 
House,  8  p.m.,  Information:  549-4094. 

Community  —  Peach  Community  Pot-Luck  Supper  & 
Welcome,  dinner  and  discussion.  Bangs  Center,  Amherst. 
6:50  p.m..  Information:  253-^008. 

French  Club  —  Meeting,  Hertcr  5rd  floor  lounge, 
UMass,  5  p.m..  Information:  253-5243. 

Socialist  Club  —  The  International  Socialist  Club  will 
be  organizing  rides  to  the  East  Coast  "Unite  and  Fight" 
conference  in  Providence.  Rhode  Island,  Information: 
582-  0475. 

Friday.  Sept.  23 

Meeting  —  Meeting  of  Campus  Crusade  for  Christ, 
singing,  skits,  short  talks.  Campus  Center,  Check  informa- 
tion desk  in  Campus  Center  for  room  number.  7  p.m. 

Special  Event  —  Representative  Bernard  Sanders  will 
be  speaking  on  health  care.  Main  lecture  hall.  Mount 
Holyoke  College,  3  p.m. 

Film  —  To  Kill  A  Mockingbird.  Gamble  Auditorium. 
Mount  Holyoke  College,  $2.50,  Presented  by  the  MHC 
Film  Society.  Show  times:  7  p.m.  and  9: 1 5  p.m. 

lust  For  Fun  —  80's  dance  party.  Sponsored  by  The 
First  Korean  American  Students  of  SC,  Davis  Ballroom, 
Smith  College,  9  p.m.  to  1  a.m. 

Auditions  —  Witness  For  The  Prosecution,  UMass 
Theater  Guild,  Campus  Center,  UMass,  Room  168-C, 


the  f ontjci  person  to  the  Collegian,  c/o  the  News  Editor. 

6:30  p.m..  Information:  545-0415. 

Saturday,  Sept.  24 

Music  —  Bands  on  display.  10th  Annual  Band  Day, 
McGuirk  Stadium,  University  of  Massachusetts,  1  p.m.. 
Information:  545-6060. 

Film  —  Presented  by  the  Mount  Holyoke  Film  Society, 
Gamble  Auditorium,  MHC,  $2.50.  Show  times:  7  p.m. 
and  9: 1 5  p.m. 

Hayride  —  Rides  from  Haigis  Mall.  UMass,  Sponsored 
by  Campus  Crusade  for  Christ,  Leaves  7:45  p.m.,  $6, 
Information:  546-7502. 

Sunday,  Sept  25 

Solar  Obserxing  —  Amherst  Town  Common,  1  p.m. 

lust  For  Fun  —  Barbecue  and  Volleyball,  Hillel  House, 
UMa.ss,  $2;  free  for  Hillel  Activity  Card  Holders,  1:50  p.m.. 

Music  —  Boston  Renaissance  Ensemble,  Sage  Recital 
Hall,  Smith  College,  8  p.m..  Free. 

Lecture  —  Conserving  Community,  Author  Wendell 
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Collegian  StaK 


Students  had  the  opportunity  to 
practice  networking  Wednesday,  a 
skill  which  will  be  valuable  in  their 
career  search,  at  the  Mather  Career 
Center's  "Career  Information 
Highway*  in  the  Student  Union 
Ballroom. 

The  event  played  on  the  theme  of 
the  career  search  being  an  open  road, 
with  various  routes,  exits  and  options 
for  travelers. 

"Getting  a  job  should  not  cause  so 
much  anxiety,'  said  Joan  Sioia,  the 
director  of  the  Mather  Career  Center. 
"Our  hope  is  to  take  some  of  that 
anxiety  away." 

Students  had  the  opportunity  to 
talk  with  representatives  of  different 
companies,  as  well  as  different  alum- 
ni who  were  now  enjoying  success  in 
wide  array  of  professional  careers. 

Peter  Lee.  who  graduated  from  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  in  1981 
and  is  now  the  director  of  Marketing 
Operations  for  the  Massachusetts 
Department  of  Travel  and  Tourism, 
said  that  his  degree  from  UMass  pre- 
(Mred  him  for  his  career  search. 

"I  think  that  the  one  thing  you 
learn  being  at  UMass  is  that  nothing 
is  handed  to  you,"  Lee  said.  "If  you 
want  to  get  an  [oversubscribed]  class 
during  add/drop,  you  have  to  figure 
out  a  way  to  do  that.  The  same  types 
of  skills  are  valuable  in  keeping  you 
persistent  in  the  job  search." 

The  various  tables  on  the  Career 
Information  Highway  allowed  stu- 
dents to  do  anything  from  look  at 
opportunities  in  internships  to  prac- 
tice their  communication  skills  in 
mock  interviews  with  employers. 

Workshops  were  conducted 
throughout  the  day  by  the  represent- 
ed companies,  and  provided  students 
with  information  on  topics  such  as 


COlllCIAN  Fill  PMOIO 

Eunice  Schmidt,  a  junior  operations  management  major  receives  tips 
from  Mather  Career  Center's  Director  of  Field  Experience,  jeff  Silver  at  yes- 
terday's career  information  highway. 


networking  and  interviewing  strate- 
gies. 

To  make  networking  easier  for  the 
students,  the  career  students  provid- 
ed the  alumni  with  orange  name  tags 
that  also  noted  interesting  bits  of 
information  that  could  be  used  as 
conversation  starters,  such  as.  "Ask 
mc  about  what  I  did  with  my  English 
degree."  or.  "Ask  me  about  my  career 
in  comic  book  writing." 

"We're  trying  to  help  students  lit- 
erally walk  through  the  path  of  career 
development."  said  Stoia.  a  1971 
graduate  of  UMass.  "If  you  can  walk 
through  it  in  sequence,  then  it  will 
seem  more  alive  to  you  when  it's  time 
for  you  to  do  it  yourself." 

Lynn  Yaffee,  a  field  experience 


advisor  at  the  Career  Center,  said 
that  the  success  of  the  day  was 
marked  by  the  fact  that  students  were 
taking  the  initiative  to  talk  to  the 
gathered  alumni.  "Students  are  actu- 
ally going  up  and  asking  questions, 
which  is  great."  she  said. 

Stoia  emphasized  that  the  days  of 
the  mid-1980s  when  jobs  were  easier 
to  find  because  of  a  huge  influx  of 
money  into  the  economy.  She  said 
that  today  students  need  to  learn  how 
to  network. 

"In  those  days,  you  could  throw  in 
a  resume  like  a  Pishing  net  and  get  a 
job."  she  said.  "Today,  students  need 
to  know  how  to  network.  It's  meeting 
folks  and  talking  to  them.  And  even- 
tually people  are  offering  you  jobs." 


continued  from  page  1 

the  poverty  level,  or  from  homes  in  which  neither  parent 
received  a  bachelor's  degree.  The  majority  meets  both 
requirements.  Guevara  said. 

"This  is  not  a  minority  program."  Guevara  said. 
"Poverty  comes  in  all  colors."  The  program  does  have  a 
number  of  minority  students,  but  that  is  because  of  the 
large  percentage  of  minorities  in  poverty. 

Talent  Search  offers  academic  and  personal  counseling, 
tutorial  services,  workshops,  study  skills  and  test-taking 
strategies,  financial  planning  and  referral  services, 
Guevara  said. 

"Even  if  they  decide  to  leave  school,  we  work  at  finding 
alternatives  for  them,  like  GED  tests."  Guevara  said. 

The  program  is  run  by  UMass  employees.  The  positions 
consist  of  duties  which  combine  the  job  description  of 
both  a  guidance  counselor  and  a  social  worker.  Guevara 
said. 

The  staff  go  into  the  high  schools,  do  case  work  at  the 
kids'  homes,  and  conduct  specialized  programs  at  differ- 
ent social  agencies  in  the  area.  Guevara  said. 

The  primary  function  of  the  program  is  to  assist  a  tar- 
geted group  of  kids  with  tutoring  and  college  preparation. 
Guevara  said. 

lulio  Cordero.  a  freshman  at  UMass  who  participated  in 
the  Talent  Search  Program  for  three  years,  said  he 
received  help  writing  essays.  The  staff  walked  him 
through  the  process  of  applying  to  college  and  for  finan- 
cial aid. 

With  English  as  his  second  language.  Cordero  received 
the  assistance  he  needed  to  develop  skills  as  a  bilingual 
student.  "They  helped  me  to  interpret  my  ideas." 

"Talent  Search  is  good  at  finding  professional,  caring 
staff  that  understand  what  it  means  to  work  with  kids." 
Paul  Katz.  associate  executive  director  of  the  Hampshire 
Regional  YMCA.  said. 


Talent  Search  runs  a  program  at  the  YMCA  in  Florence 
after  school.  On  Saturday  evenings  they  provide  trans- 
ponation  from  low  income  housing  complexes  to  the  cen- 
ter from  6-1 1  p.m..  Katz  said.  The  thrust  of  the  programs 
are  in  language  development. 

"They  really  improve  community  development  and 
work  hard  to  enrichen  the  lives  of  people  who  nctxl  it." 
Katz  said. 

"I  was  worrying  about  college  all  the  time,  but  they 
made  everything  easier."  Lisa  Cancel,  a  freshman  nursing 
major  at  UMass  and  former  participant  in  the  program, 
said.  "If  it  wasn't  for  them.  I  wouldn't  have  done  so  well 
in  college." 

In  Holyoke.  the  program  operates  through  social  agen- 
cies, instead  of  working  through  .he  school  system. 
Guevara  said. 

The  program  is  involved  with  the  Coiiiinuniiy 
Adolescent  Resource  and  Education  Center  in  Holyoke. 
The  center  takes  in  teenage  girls  with  children  and  the 
program  helps  to  educate  and  prepare  them  lor  their  GED 
tests.  Guevara  said. 

The  program  tutored  the  giHs  and  brought  them  on 
trips  to  tour  different  college  campuses,  including  UMuss. 
Kim  Giraud,  the  Educational  Coordinator  of  the  Care 
Center,  said. 

"Holyoke  is  very  diiierent  from  Amherst."  Giraud  said. 
"It's  an  intimidating  place,  it's  so  big. 

"They  may  not  feel  they  have  the  skills,  Going  and  see 
ing  the  campus  like  this  might  make  them  start  to  consid- 
er it."  Giraud  said 

"They  help  kids  whose  families  never  kxjked  at  college 
as  an  option  and  keep  them  out  of  trouble,"  Tudryn  sciid. 
"Last  year  there  was  a  certain  group  of  kids  I'd  see  walk 
in  here  everyday.  Now  that  they're  in  the  program.  I  hard- 
ly ever  see  them  anymore," 


Bridging  Worlds 


continued  from  page  1 

University,  but  needs  to  be  able  count  on  the  University 
for  funding, 

Satell  said  Chancellor  David  K,  Scott  had  suggested  a 
donation  in  the  amount  of  $10,000  to  match  outside 
donations  made  to  the  program,  Scott  said  the  University 
could  not  give  the  program  $10,000  but  would  donate 
$1,000.  according  to  Satell. 

Satell  said  he  hopes  "this  donation  is  a  step  in  the  right 
direction."  However.  Satell  said  he  is  somewhat  disap- 


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Meet  the  RA  living  next  door 


Marni 
Helfner 


As  of  yesterday  I  am  25  days 
into  my  new  life  as  a 
Resident  Assistant.  It  is  a 
whole  lot  more  than  what  I  thought 
it  was.  and  a  whole  lot  different. 

1  applied  for  the  job  for  various 
reasons,  including  the  free  dou- 
ble-single, as  well  as  the  oppor- 
tunity to  learn  about  reaching 
out  to  others.  Some  day  I  plan  to 
go  into  teaching,  and  I  was  hop- 
ing that  this  would  be  an  experi- 
ence in  whether  or  not  I  could 
make  it  or  even  enjoy  helping 
others  to  learn. 

I  was  in  for  a  surprise. 

Being  an  RA  is  nothing  like  what 
I  imagined.  I  have  a  floor  com- 
prised of  57  resi- 
dents, most  of 
which  are  first-year 
or  new  transfer  stu- 
dents. I've  never  felt 
so  needed  in  my  life. 

Everybody  has  a  question  —  from 
where  to  get  free  condoms  to  how 
to  hook  up  a  TAU  to  what  the  food 
is  like  in  the  Dining  Commons 
(how  do  you  answer  that  without 
grimacing  in  pain?). 

The  people  who  had  the  most 
questions  on  move-in  day  were,  of 
course,  the  parents.  They  wanted 
to  know  everything  from  who 
cleans  the  batliroom  to  whether 
the  police  on  campus  are  real  or 
rent-a-cops.  All  the  residents 
wanted  was  to  ditch  their  parents 
—  after  all  weren't  we  all  anxious 
to  start  the  "college  (read  drink- 
ing) experience"  as  soon  as  possi- 
ble? 

Although  most  of  my  residents 
are  engineering  majors,  they  range 
from  nutrition  to  wood  technology 
to  the  infamous  undecided.  Trying 


to  find  stuff  for  them  to  do  that 
meets  all  of  their  interests  is  next  to 
impossible,  but  I'm  trying. 

I  thought  that  my  RA  training 
would  prepare  me  for  exactly  what 
my  residents  would  be  like,  but 
they  don't  fit  that  mold.  The  issues 
we  explored  in  training  were  sur- 
prising, but  1  have  yet  to  deal  viath 
any  of  them.  I've  dealt  with 
more  ordinary  stuff,  like  noise. 

If  I  had  treated  my  residents  the 
way  I  was  trained  to.  I  would  have 
never  gotten  anywhere  with  them. 
When  1  go  to  talk  to  a  resident 
about  making  noise  —  I  get  a  bet- 
ter response  by  treating  them  as 
an  equal,  if  I  tell  a  resident  "You 
are  making  too 
much  noise  and  dis- 
turbing the  other 
residents,  I  have  to 
document  your 
behavior,'  I  would 
get  laughed  right  out  the  door. 

However,  tell  someone,  "Look, 
could  you  please  keep  it  down? 
There  are  other  people  on  the  floor 
and  they're  trying  to  study  and 
sleep  —  wouldn't  you  mind  if  I 
played  Eric  Clapton  loud  enough  to 
make  your  windows  vibrate  while 
you  were  trying  to  take  your  nap 
this  afternoon,'  and  it  gets  a  much 
better  response. 

The  other  part  of  my  role  as  a  RA 
is  to  make  my  floor  a  home.  Part  of 
that  is  to  malce  their  living  situation 
as  comfortable  as  possible.  To 
make  sure  they  study  and  have  fun. 
To  make  sure  someone  isn't  com- 
ing at  i  a.m.  every  morning  loud 
and  drunk. 

Some  residents  are  homesick,  and 
some  are  big  partiers;  I  have  to  find 
a  common  ground  for  the  two.  I 


want  to  be  my  residents'  friend  and 
helper,  I  don't  want  to  be  their 
watchdog.  It's  much  more  difficult 
than  I  could  explain  with  words. 

I  think  the  job  is  much  harder 
than  I  ever  imagined,  but  also 
more  rewarding  than  I  expected. 
I'm  learning  about  myself,  as 
well  as  how  other  people  func- 
tion and  think. 

To  give  an  example  of  what  I 
mean,  the  night  before  the  first 
day  of  classes,  I  wrote 
post-it-notes  to  all  my  residents 
saying,  "|ohn/)ane  have  a  great 
first  day  of  classes!  —  Manii,'  and 
put  them  up  on  their  doors  so  they 
would  see  it  first  thing  in  the 
morning.  I  did  it  because  when  I 
was  young,  my  dad  would  always 
give  me  a  card  or  present  on  my 
first  day  to  remind  me  someone 
cared.  1  thought  that  would  be  a 
nice  gesture  to  my  residents  — 
especially  to  the  residents  that  are 
first-years  or  transfer  students. 

No  one  on  m>  floor  mentioned  it 
to  me.  I  was  really  hurt  by  the  fact 
that  no  one  noticed,  but  I  chalked 
it  up  to  the  fact  that  they  either 
didn't  like  me,  or  didn't  know  how 
to  approach  me. 

The  next  night  I  was  on  duty, 
and  one  of  my  residents  was 
locked  out  and  needed  to  have  a 
key  signed  out.  On  the  way  down 
to  get  the  key.  he  said,  "Thanks 
for  the  note  yesterday.  I  had  a 
pretty  crappy  day,  but  it  was  a 
cool  thing  to  do.'  I  made  a  con- 
nection, no  matter  how  small, 
with  one  of  my  residents. 

And  that's  what  being  an  RA  is 
all  about. 

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Getting  by  with  a  little  Kelp  from  your  friends 


Adam  Scott 
Roberts 


The  American  society  is  obsessed  with  labeling 
things.  For  instance,  recall  when  you  were  in  second 
grade  and  your  childlike  exuberance  allowed  you  to 
say  to  someone,  "Do  you  want  to  be  best  friends?'  The 
conversation  that  followed  went  something  like  this.  "OK. 
I'll  be  your  best  friend."  And  then  one  of  you  said,  "Great 
then,  we're  best  friends." 

Now  return  to  reality,  to  this  present  day  and  age,  and 
realize  that  we  are  acting  like  second  graders  everytime 
the  need  to  label  a  relationship  comes  about.  Labeling 
relationships  is  so  unnecessary  and  is  actually  quite  fool- 
ish. In  understanding  this  concept,  the  question  is  why  arc 
we  obsessed  with  labeling  a  certain  type  of  friend  on  an 
everyday  basis? 

Why  must  an  individual  have  ■  best  friend?  The 
people  or  persons  that  really  are  your  close  friends 
don't  actually  even  need  a  title  because  deep  down 
within  yourself  you  will  know  who  they  are  and  the 
kind  of  friend  they  are  to  you.  Often,  the 
friend  that  isn't  given  a  label  really  is  the 
true  friend.  However,  take  any  individ- 
ual in  society  and  they  are  obsessed  with 
the  phrase  "Best  Friends?'  A  day  cannot 
go  by  without  hearing  at  least  one  per- 
son say  the  phrase  "My  best  friend,'  in  any  given  con- 
versation. 

The  answer  lies  within  the  individual  who  is  doing 
the  labeling  of  the  relationship.  In  laymans  terms  that 
translates  into  the  word  no  one  wants  used  to  describe 
himself:  insecure. 

If  you  are  happy  with  your  friendship,  you  will  know 
that  it  is  all  about  giving,  and  evenly  so  taking.  However, 
in  some  friendships,  one  person  can  be  said  to  give  more 
to  the  friendship  than  another,  and  this  couW  be  the  cause 
for  friction  or  instability  in  the  relationship. 

Furthermore,  the  understanding  can  change  when  one 
person  grows  in  one  direction  while  the  other  grows  in  a 
completely  different  direction,  thus  creating  the  end  of 
this  particular  "best  friend"  relationship.  Unfortunately, 
people  and  friends  do  grow  apan  and  not  always  together. 
In  turn,  sometimes  this  particular  best  friend  tnay  turn  out 
to  not  even  be  a  "real"  friend,  and  it  tends  to  have  been  a 
friendship  out  of  convenience. 

Take  another  kind  of  friendship  appropriately  labeled 
the  romantic  friendship.  Romance  and  the  whole  set  of 
games  that  becomes  involved  in  this  kind  of  relationship 
can  be  quite  confusing.  At  one  point  or  another  you've 
been  asked  about  a  particular  someone,  "Are  you  friends? 
Are  you  seeing  each  other?  Are  you  serious?  Are  you  dat- 


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ing?  Is  he  or  she  your  girlfriend  or  boyfriend?" 

Once  again  labels  have  come  into  this  spectrum  of 
friendship  because  dating  virtually  is  based  on  friends 
who  treat  one  another  differently  than  a  regular  friend. 

Romance  is  never  without  complications  Take  the 
three  words  that  change  everything,  "I  love  you."  Why 
is  it  that  as  soon  as  one  member  of  the  relationship 
decides  to  label  the  romantic  relationship  with  the 
L-word  everything  starts  to  crumble''  Individuals  may 
be  afraid  of  commitment  and  this  relationship  that  was 
obviously  more  than  your  average  friend  has  now  been 
labeled  as  LOVE. 

If  two  individuals  arc  engaged  in  such  a  relationship 
then  there  really  is  no  need  for  such  labeling.  The 
emotions  one  is  feeling  towards  another  and  within 
oneself  will  carry  through  in  the  way  one  treats  the 
relationship. 
Society  says  to  us  that  unless  there  is  a  title  or  a  label 
in  a  relationship,  it  must  not  otherwise 
exist.  This  is  the  problem  with  the 
romantic  relationship  and  the  best  friend 
relationships  because,  with  a  label,  there 
are  rules  and  expectations  to  be  fol- 
lowed. When  one  is  a  best  friend,  there 
are  certain  ways  that  you  must  act  according  to  the 
label  given  to  the  specific  relationship. 

Conformity.  Americans  have  conformed  to  a  specific 
definition  of  best  friend:  "Surpassing  all  others  in  quali 
ty  "  Once  the  word  "best"  is  removed  from  friend  a 
whole  new  relationship  evolves.  And  in  turn,  we  have  a 
friend.  Rather  than  define  the  word  according  to  Webster 
and  the  rest  of  society.  I'll  break  from  the  norm  and  give 
the  word  a  meaning  based  on  my  own  experiences;  A 
friend  is  someone  who  one  trusts  and  can  enjoy  one 
another's  company.  Furthennore.  friends  take  an  interest 
in  one  another's  lives. 

However,  many  of  us  enjoy  a  lot  of  different  people's 
company  and.  at  the  same  time,  they  may  not  be  a  friend 
By  removing  the  labels  there  are  no  rules  and  no  expccia 
tions  or  any  unnecessary  guidelines  to  follow  thus  creatmg 
a  true  friendship. 

According  to  some  people,  they  have  a  zillion  friends. 
Yet  in  the  greater  realm  of  things,  if  you  have  one  real 
friend,  you've  got  it  all.  There  is  a  difference  in  knowing 
someone  from  actually  being  their  friend.  To  those  who 
find  themselves  with  a  zillion  friends,  evaluate  why  you 
feel  these  people  are  your  friends,  and  eventually  you'll 
see  that  your  pool  of  friends  has  become  much  smaller. 
Adam  Scoil  Roberts  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


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It  only  takes  a  lucky  dollar  and  a  dream 


It  could  happen  to  you. 
At  least  that's  what  they  say 
when  speaking  of  the  lottery. 
Like  everybody  else,  I've  dabbled  in  a 
little  legalized  gambling,  only  to 
come  out  of  it  with  one  dollar  less 
than  I  had  when  I  tried.  Yet  when 
those  projected  winnings'  figures 
flash  on  the  television 
screen  every  night, 
something  tells  me 
that  one  dollar  really 
isn't  all  that  much  to 
chance. 

My  grandfather 
played  New  jersey's 
Pick  6  lottery  every 
day  of  his  life  for  as 
long  as  I  can  remem- 
ber, until  he  passed 
away  one  year  ago  yes- 
terday. The  closest  he  ever  got  to 
winning  was  when  he  hit  five  out  of 
six  numbers,  which  amounted  to 
peanuts  compared  to  the  millions 
offered  today.  1  guess  it  takes  a  lot  of 
dumb  luck. 

One  iiifluiiii»  summer  my.parenu 
and  I  fantasized  about  winning  when 
the  Pick  6  winnings  rose  to  a  whop- 
ping $38M.  I  began  to  make  a  list  — 
if  I  won  the  lottery.  I  would  ... 

•  Pay  my  parents  back  for  sending 
me  to  the  University  of  Massachusetts. 


The  cost  of  attending  this  fine  estab- 
lishment for  out-of-staters  has  gone 
from  $1 5K  when  I  was  applying  to  be 
a  freshman  in  1991  to  nearly  $19K  for 
my  final  year  in  Amherst.  It's  the 
dream  of  every  kid  to  hit  it  big  and 
pay  his  parents  back  —  I  may  never  be 
famous,  but  if  I  had  the  money,  I'd  do 
the  same. 

•  Give  my  sister 
$1M  just  for  being  my 
sister.  You  know  what 
they  say  about  blood 
and  water.  I'd  put  a 
provision  in.  though, 
stating  that  she 
couldn't  buy  a  brand 
new  car  to  drive  back 
and  forth  to  Bergen 
Community  College. 
As  much  as  she  would 
hate  it,  I  can't  fathom  seeing  her 
drive  to  classes  in  a  Mercedes. 

•  Move  the  Collegian  from  the 
Campus  Center  Basement  to  a 
brand-spanking  new  building  behind 
the  Mullins  Center.  Ever  try  sitting  in 
a  room  with  no  windows  —  we  do  it 
evefy  day  I  wouldn't  force  anyone  to 
name  the  building  after  me;  the 
Collegian's  done  enough  for  me 
already. 

Missing  classes,  new  friends,  old 
enemies,  untapped  fame  and  fortune  ... 


Check  your  facts 

To  the  editor: 

I  am  writing  in  response  to  a  let- 
ter printed  on  Tuesday,  September 
20,  by  a  lames  Resnick.  I  am  not 
writing  this  letter  as  a  defense  to  the 
speech  given  at  convocation  by 
Student  Government  Association 
President  Mirran  Raphacly  but  to 
give  some  information  to  the  very 
misinformed  Mr  Resnick.  Mr 
Resnick  made  comments  in  his  let- 
ter stating  that  he  DEMANDS  that 
she  resign  and  that  she  is  a  lazy, 
"do-nothing"  president. 

Well,  if  Mr.  Resnick  had  done  his 
research  into  the  working  of  the  SGA 
president  he  would  see  that  she  was  a 
very  important  person  in  the  cam- 
paign to  get  legal  services  back  for 
UMass  students  and  to  keep  tuition 
and  fees  from  increasing.  Mirran  is  a 
very  hard  working  and  dedicated  per- 
son. And  to  see  a  person  writing  a 
letter  about  her  credibility  without 
even  researching  the  facts  is  a  very 
misinformed,  uneducated  person. 

He  states  that,  "a  president  is  sup- 
posed to  be  an  advocate  for  the 
school  and  its  students,  not  a  cynic." 
I'm  sorry  to  inform  him.  but  this  is 
not  high  school  and  a  STUDENT 
president  is  there  to  help  students 
and  that  is  the  job  she  has  done  since 
she  was  ELECTED.  I  emphasize  that 
she  was  elected,  because  when  read- 
ing the  letter,  Mr.  Resnick  obviously 
does  not  think  that  the  students  of 
this  'fine  university"  smart  enough  to 
elect  a  good  president.  Well,  we  did! 

If  he  feels  thai  her  speech  was 


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inappropriate  then  he  should  not 
complain  when  his  financial  aid  is 
cut.  or  when  he  loses  his  housing 
assignment,  or  when  most  of  his 
classes  are  taught  by  TA's  or  even 
when  he  can  no  longer  afford  to 
attend  this  great  university.  I  think 
this  school  is  a  great  place,  but  I  am 
also  not  naive  enough  to  say  it  is  per- 
fect. If  he  wants  to  work  to  better 
this  school  for  all  the  students  who 
attend  it  then  he  should  start  working 
and  stop  complaining. 

Christine  Lopes 
Class  of  '97 

Woodswck  V4 

We  posted  our  "Woodstock  or 
Bust"  sign  on  the  back  of  my  friend's 
car  and  packed  up  the  last  of  our 
things  as  my  four  friends  and  I  head- 
ed out  that  early  Friday  morning, 
leaving  for  Saugerties.  NY.  As  we 
sped  off  onto  1-90.  we  all  kept  shak- 
ing our  heads,  thinking  "yes.  we  real- 
ly are  going  to  Woodstock." 

We  were  anxious,  excited,  scared 
and  had  no  clue  of  what  to  expect  for 
the  next  three  days.  As  we  continued 
into  New  York  we  met  up  with  more 
and  more  carloads  of  hippies  heading 
our  way.  blowing  their  horns  at  us. 
cheering  us  on,  and  holding  up  peace 
signs.  Wc  blew  bubbles  as  we  passed 
ihrough  the  tolls  jammed  with 
Woodstock  traffic  and  hoped  it 
would  be  a  weekend  we  would 
remember  for  the  rest  of  our  lives. 

We  certainly  prepared  for  what 
was  to  come  next.  We  weren't  even 
prepared  to  pitch  our  own  tents 
(none  of  us  had  ever  camped  out 
before).  We  were  five  girls  from 
Boston  who  promised  our  parents 
we'd  be  careful,  and  actually  believed 
we  would  use  the  four  changes  of 
clothing,  soap,  shampoo  and  razors 
we  brought  with  us.  Yeah,  right. 

We  stayed  clean  for  about  five 
minutes  upon  arrival.  After  our  tent 
neighbors  helped  us  pitch  the  tent, 
we  made  our  way  down  to  North 
Stage.  We  had  to  walk  ihrough  what 
seemed  like  a  foreign  refugee  camp 
with  the  miles  and  miles  of  tents 
that  were  on  top  of  each  other, 
before  we  got  close  enough  to  see 
the  stage. 

We  took  our  first  steps  towards 
the  lights  resembling  clouds  of  pur- 
ple haze  and  stepped  in.  sandals  and 
all.  into  cool.  wet.  ankle-deep  mud! 
It  didn't  matter  though,  because  we 


Install  new  lights  in  all  of  the 
auditoriums  on  campus.  Here's  a  him 
to  the  higher-ups  at  this  University:  if 
we're  going  to  be  required  to  attend 
boring  lectures  as  well  as  stay  awake 
for  them,  how  about  making  it 
brighter  so  we  don't  have  the  urge  to 
fall  asleep? 

•  Pay  my  friend's  way  through 
graduate  school,  beginning  next 
September.  She  works  harder  than 
any  student  I've  ever  seen  and 
deserves  more  credit  than  I  could 
possibly  give.  She  wants  to  go  to  grad 
school,  she's  going  to  grad  school. 

•  Purchase  a  1995  Ford  Escon  LX. 
I  got  my  first  car  —  a  1984  Buick 
Regal  —  this  summer;  I  love  my  car 
and  1  know  this  is  materialistic,  but  I 
want  new  wheels. 

•  Rent  out  space  in  the  Bluewall  and 
install  something  that  was  taken  away 
year?  ago  —  a  bar.  I  could  call  it  Stapes' 
Place,  kind  of  like  Archie  Bunker's 
Place,  but  different;  it  would  be  a  sports 
bar,  of  course,  with  new  pictures  of 
UMass  athletes  like  Lou  Roe,  Danielle 
Borges  and  Rene  Ingoglia,  instead  of  the 
photos  of  past  athletes  like  Mike 
Flanagan  in  the  TCX?. 

Get  me  a  beer,  huh. 
Arthur  Stapleton  /r.  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


were  at  Woodstock,  and  we  wanted 
to  experience  everything  we  possi- 
bly could. 

We  would  never  again  in  our  lives 
have  this  chance  to  live  in  complete 
anarchy.  There  was  no  one  at 
Woodstock  to  say  what  we  could 
and  couldn't  do.  and  no  one  to  say 
what  was  normal  and  what  wasn't.  I 
realized  this  as  I  got  my  first  look  at 
the  stage,  at  hundreds  of  of  thou- 
sands of  bodies  dancing  to  the 
music,  at  the  crowds  and  tents  that 
seemed  to  stretch  on  forever.  It  was 
breathtaking  to  see  something  so 
large  and  overwhelming. 

When  people  ask  me  what 
Woodstock  was  like.  I  can  never  find 
the  right  way  to  describe  it.  I  could 
talk  about  the  bands,  the  naked  peo- 
ple, or  the  crowdsurfing,  etc.;  but  the 
most  amazing  part  about  Woixlsiock 
had  nothing  to  do  with  the  aspects  of 
it  the  media  sensationalized. 

For  three  days,  close  to  550.(X)0 
people  put  aside  their  judgemcntality 
and  their  prejudices  to  enjoy  the 
music  and  have  a  good  time.  The 
whole  time  we  were  there  I  didn't  see 
one  fight  or  one  act  of  violence. 

People  who  I  would  normally 
never  trust  if  I  saw  them  on  the  street 
were  the  people  who  never  failed  to 
offer  us  a  helping  hand.  food,  shelter, 
(or  illegal  substances).  People  had  to 
depend  on  each  other.  Whether  it 
was  helping  each  other  down  the 
mudslides,  or  sharing  beef  jerky  for 
dinner,  or  protecting  the  bearded 
drunk  man  who  passed  out  from  get- 
ting trampled,  people  were  good  to 
each  other. 

People  helped  my  friends  and  I 
make  our  way  through  the  crowd, 
linked  arm  and  arm  as  |oe  Cocker 
sang.  "I  get  by  with  a  little  help  from 
my  friends."  It  didn't  matter  who 
had  purple  hair  and  who  wore  ear 
rings  through  their  noses  and  eye 
brows;  we  shared  a  common  bond 
We  all  moved  to  the  music  and  were 
moved  by  the  music,  we  all  had  slept 
out  in  the  thunderstorms,  and  wc 
had  all  come  from  miles  away  to 
have  this  oncc-in-a  lifetime  experi 
ence. 

As  we  drove  home  through  the 
New  York  tolls  eariy  Mondav  mom 
ing,  caked  in  mud.  exhausted  and 
hungry,  we  looked  back  on  it  all  as 
we  left.  We  had  survived  Woodstock. 
We  loved  Woodstock.  And  wc  would 
remember  it  forever. 

Roacann  Cohen 
Amherst 


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Killers'  soundtrack  a  big  mess 


ByMottAudaM* 

ColUgion  Staff 


NATUtAl.  BO«N  KUlfRS  SOUNDTKACK 

Produced  by  Trent  Reznof 
Nolhir^g/lntencope  Records 

The  notion  of  a  "concept  album"  has  always  been  a 
sketchy  one  at  best.  Few  artists  can  pull  it  off  successfully. 
Pink  Royd  did  it  with  the  convincing  documentation  of  a 
rock  star's  crumbling  psyche,  while  The  Who  managed  to 
create  an  entertaining  musical  tale  of  a  deaf,  dumb,  and 
blind  pinball  whiz. 

The  first  and  most  important  obstacle  in  this  genre  that 
an  artist  must  overcome  (and  believe  it,  there  are  many)  is 
that  the  album's  topic  must  at  least  be  mildly  interesting. 
This  is  where  the  Natural  Born  Killers  Soundtrack  falls 


flat  on  it's  face.  While  the  aforementioned  concept  albums 
were  both  somewhat  original  in  music  and  text.  Killers  is 
a  virtual  exercise  in  pointlcssness,  only  rehashing  what  the 
film  relentlessly  bombarded  us  with  the  first  time  around. 

In  a  nutshell,  the  story  behind  the  album  is  that  director 
Oliver  Stone,  one  of  the  most  egotistical  directors  of  our 
time,  approached  Nine  Inch  Nails  guru  Trent  Reznor,  the 
most  egotistical  musician  of  our  time  (come  on  the  guy 
writes  whole  albums  on  how  miserable  he  is),  to  conceive 
and  produce  the  soundtrack. 

The  result  is  a  27  track  collage  of  mostly  previously 
released  songs  "cleverly"  mixed  with  dialogue  from  the 
film.  It  is  probably  supposed  to  be  some  grand  statement 
on  violence  and  media  or  something  equally  underwhelm- 
ing, but  instead  it  comes  off  as  nothing  more  than  a  vehi- 

Tum  to  SOUNOntACK.  poge  6 


With  Natural  Bom  Killers,  Oliver  Stone  is  reaffirmed  as 
Americas  most  contraversial  film  artist.  But  the  question 

still  remains:  Is  he  a  good  director? 


It's  the  most  controversial  movie  of  the  year.  It's 
inspiring  love-it  or  hate-it  responses  from  film  crit- 
ics, editorial  columnists  and  pundits.  It's  Natural 
Born  Killers,  the  new  film  from  two-time  Academy 
Award  winning  director  Oliver  Stone.  It's  also  a  crock  — 
and  an  obvious  one  at  that. 

Viewing  the  "bold!"  and  "daring!"  film  by  Oliver  Stone, 
reinforced  something  I've  always  suspected  about  the 
director:  that  his  assets  and  fiaws  as  an  artist  are  so  inter- 
twined, they're  almost  one  in  the  same.  Stone's  released 
eight  films  since  winning  Best  Director  for  Platoon  in  just 
eight  years,  and  he's  already  impacted  on  generations  of 
filmgoers.  But  is  it  a  positive  impact?  Is  Oliver  Stone  just 
a  mass  of  contradictions,  more  interested  in  pushing  but- 
tons than  pushing  boundaries?  Or  is  he  a  renegade  film- 
maker bucking  the  establishment,  using  in-your-face 
techniques  to  bring  controversial  issues  to  light? 

From  his  forceful  ferocity  in  reinventing  the  sixties  — 
the  druggy  trance  of  The  Doors  or  the  world-weary 
Populist  sentiment  of  Platoon  —  to  his  right-now  depic- 
tion of  the  American  wasteland  that  is  the  media  in 
Natural  Born  Kilters.  Stone  has  certainly  earned  his  con- 
troversial reputation. 

But  he's  paid  an  artistic  price  for  all  this  rabble-rous- 
ing. It's  the  fact  that,  for  all  of  his  films'  apparent  com- 
plexity (both  in  an  arti.stic  and  thematic  sense),  they're 
never  more  than  the  sums  of  their  respective  neuroses. 
Stone  has  a  knack  for  reducing  everything  to  the  Big  Idea 
—  and  pummeling  that  idea  down  America's  collective 
throats.  This,  in  turn,  reduces  the  films'  potency  to  a  frus- 
tratingly  simple  and  annoyingly  obvious  level. 

Stone  is  hardly  the  only  director  to  reduce  complex 
issues  into  simple  ones,  in  many  ways,  it's  the  Hollywood 
standard.  However,  in  Stone's  films,  he  creates  his  own 
private  paradox:  he  wants  his  films  to  be  serious,  intricate 
and  to  be  called  art;  but  he  also  wants  to  be  the  average 
joe  in  the  back  row  cheering  for  the  hero.  And  so  all  his 
films  —  even  the  good  ones  —  end  up  undercutting  them- 
selves; employing  easy  moralizing  and  cliche-ridden  plot 
devices  as  dramatic  cfteats  in  films  clearly  designed  to  be 
more. 

It's  not  surprising  that  Natural  Born  Killers  is  a  hit  with 
most  audiences;  in  this  day  and  age  of  low  SAT  scores  and 
even  lower  expectations  it's  a  razzle-dazzle,  roller  coaster 
of  a  movie  that  manages  to  point  the  finger  at  its  audience 
without  entirely  placing  the  blame.  One  can  get  off  on  the 
film's  razor-sharp  violence  and  humor  —  and  then  be  let 
off  the  hook,  leaving  the  media  to  take  full  responsibility. 

But  isn't  it  more  than  a  little  hypocritical  for  Oliver 
Stone  to  blame  the  media  (not  as  a  co-conspirator  but  as 
the  big  villain),  considering  his  career  is  built  on  the  vio- 
lent working-out  of  his  personal  demons  and  our  national 
nightmares  via  media  outlets? 

One  can  reach  back  to  Stone's  scripts  for  Midnight 
Express  (1978)  and  Scarface  (1983)  for  plenty  of  evi 
detKC.  but  let's  stick  with  Stone's  more  noted  directorial 
efforts.  I986's  Platoon  brought  Stone  his  first  directing 
Oscar,  a  best-picture  nod  and  almost  universal  acclaim. 
But.  in  retrospect,  the  films  power  is  derived  less  from  its 
intellectual  artistry  than  from  its  raw  depiction  of  Vietnam 
and  its  status  as  the  first  major  Hollywood  movie  to  deal 
with  the  v^ounds  of  the  war. 

The  violence  in  Platoon  is  savage,  forceful  and  unbear 
ably  honest;  the  only  problem  is,  the  rest  of  the  movie  is  a 
third-  rate  morality  play  that  wears  out  its  welcome.  It's 
noticeable  in  the  reduction  of  Chris'  (Charlie  Sheen)  two 
leaders.  Barnes  (Tom  Bcrenger)  and  Elias  (Willem  Dafoe). 
from  full-bodied  individuals  to  merely  good  and  evil  signi 
fiers.  They're  less  characters  than  symbols  —  and  explicit 
ones  at  that.  At  one  point.  Elias  raises  his  hands  to  heaven 
—  an  image  used  for  the  poster  —  and  its  an  embarrass 
ing  moment  of  overstatement. 

Then  there's  Chris'  narration,  a  device  used  not  to 
expound  on  the  action  but  substitute  for  it.  Bathos-rich 
prose  aside;  it's  used  less  as  a  narrative  elaboration  on 
Stone's  visual  theme  than  a  dramatic  shortcut.  It's  affect- 
ing, but  surely  not  in  any  sort  of  skillful  way. 

Oliver  Stone,  though,  has  never  been  one  for  subtlety 
In  Bom  on  the  Fourth  of  luty  (1989).  the  second  in  his 
Vietnam  trilogy  (Platoon  was  the  first.  I992's  Heaven 
and  Earth  the  third),  this  propensity  is  demonstrated  in 
the  film's  opening  moments.  There's  a  Fourth  of  luly 
parade  going  on;  little  Ron  Kovic  (Tom  Cruise)  and  his 
true-blue  American  family  are  watching  gleefully.  As  the 
parade  grows  more  sinister  and  the  icons  of  America 
become  more  ominous,  none  of  this  is  lost,  because  Stone 
won't  allow  it.  He  doesn't  trust  his  audience  to  get  it  — 
he's  too  busy  leading  them  to  the  next  pre-digcsted  attrac 
tion.  Like  his  next  film,  the  big  stinker  The  Poors,  it 
becomes  more  apparent  that  Stone  is  less  a  filmmaker 
than  an  over-emphatic  tour  guide 

I990's  The  Ihwrs  illustrates  how  ripe  Stone  is  for  satire 
—  when  he's  not  doing  it  to  himself.  It's  not  just  how 
Stone  portrays  lim  Morrison  (Val  Kilmer)  as  the 


By  Jon  Lupo  •  Collegian  Staff 


high-minded  voice  of  the  generation,  but  also  the  way  he 
presents  Morrison  and  the  era  77i^  Doors  is  filmed  in  a 
druggy  haze,  replete  with  skewed  visuals  and  Really 
Important  Mythic  Imagery  Its  supposed  to  be  all  mysteri 
ous  and  enigmatic;  instead  it's  ovcrbaked  melodrama,  tee- 
tering on  the  edge  of  self-parody 

With  IFK.  however.  Stone  presented  a  film  whose  styl- 
istic and  technical  complexity  was  matched  with  an  equal 
ly  intricate  structure  and  theme.  IFK  was  faulted  by  many 


critics  as  a  historically-inaccurate  paranoid  delusion  And 
it  was.  although,  the  central  misinterp.-etatijn  is  in  tagging 
IFK  a  documentary  As  critic  Roger  Eb>,^  pointed  out.  it's 
more  a  representation  and  refraction  of  how  we.  as  a 
nation,  still  don't  know  what  happened  on  that  day  in 
Dallas 

Furthermore,  its  about  how  the  chasm  between  us  arvl 
them  (the  government)  opened  up.  swallowing  faith  and 
trust  in  our  leaders  and  torpedoing  our  own  notions  of 


truth  and  honesty. 

But  most  importantly.  JFK  marked  the  first  time  Stone 
took  his  audience  for  more  than  liberal,  uneducated  buf- 
foons. Stone  manages  to  throw  in  every  conspiracy  ever 
imagined.  Everyone,  it  seems,  was  in  on  it.  including  Lady 
Bird  Johnson  behind  the  grassy  knoll  smoking  a  Cuban 
cigar.  Stone  leaves  the  filtering  of  the  endless  stream  of 
factual  information,  rumor,  speculation  and  innuendo  to 
the  viewer.  It's  your  history,  he  seems  to  be  saying,  you 
figure  it  out. 

Even  though  the  dopey  family  sequences  (featuring  a 

hysterical  Sissy  Spacek)  feel  like  a  redi-made  "SNL"  skit, 

the  film  is  a  truly  a  bold  move  for  a  director  so  previously 

concerned  with  underlining,  ramming  and 

N  punching  up  a  tunnel-vision  point  of  view. 
aturat  Born  Kilters  is  Stone's  latest  effort  (the 
less  said  about  1993's  ersatz,  triumph  of  the 
will  Heaven  and  Earth  the  better).  Kilters  is  a  goofy  and 
dramatically  con.spicuous  work  that  .seems  more  an  exten- 
sion of  Oliver  Stone's  conceit  towards  his  audiences.  It's 
nihilism  on  a  stick;  a  feel-good  movie  for  doomsday-crs. 
It's  also  a  film  whose  message  —  that  the  media  is  bad  — 
is  stated  like  it  was  a  revolutionary  call  to  arms,  and  Stone 
as  its  all-powerful  messenger. 

He  wants  to  have  his  cake  and  eat  it  too;  that  is,  make  a 
powerful  (if  an  obvious)  statement  condemning  the 
media's  lust  affair  with  violence  but  at  the  same  time 
deliver  a  movie  that  serves  jazzed-up,  hip  violence  as  its 
main  comp>onent.  The  brutality  in  the  film  is  glib  one 
moment,  serio-pretentious  the  next.  It's  a  tightrope  few 
filmmakers  and  films  —  with  the  possible  exceptions  of 
Arthur  Penn's  Bonnie  &  Clyde  and  Quentin  Tarantino's 
Reservoir  Dogs  (who  penned  the  original  script  for 
Killers)  —  can  walk  successfully. 

The  film  follows  the  adventures  of  Mickey  and  Mallory 
(Woody  Harrellson  and  lulielle  Lewis),  two  serial  killers 
fleeing  their  abusive  homes  and  hitting  the  low  road.  They 
kill,  kidnap,  and  otherwise  maul  through  an  America 
cheering  them  on.  You  see.  M  &  M  have  found  them- 
selves media  celebrities,  anti-hcrbcs  with  axes  to  grind 

After  they  are  apprehended  by  a  sadistic,  media-hungry 
cop  (Michael  Madscn),  and  a  sleazy  TV  producer  (Robert 
Downey,  |r.)  capitalizes  on  their  story  by  setting  up  an 
]  exclusive  interview  with  Mickey  to  follow  the  Super 
Bowl  and  to  coincide  with  the  eve  of  Mickey  and 
Mallory's  execution. 

Much  has  been  made  over  the  "disturbing"  nature  of 
Natural  Born  Kilters.  Cinemalographer  Robert 
Richardson  and  editors  Hank  Corwin  and  Bnan  Bcrdan 
have  done  masterful  work,  but  unfortunately  Oliver 
Stone's  ego  gets  in  the  way.  Sione  whirls  in  back  pro|ec 
tion,  split-second  cuts,  oveHapping  imagery  and  an  clipti 
cal  soundrack  with  the  virtuosity  thai  peaked  with  IFK 
Now.  however,  it's  merely  window  dressing;  noi  .y  and 
pointless  pyrotechnics  designed  to  cover  up  the  film's 
shaky  and  naive  premise. 

On  lop  of  that,  he  has  the  schoolboy  audacity  to  say  it 
with  a  straight  face!  For  a  film  meant  to  savage  the  media. 
Killers  is  supnsingly  devoid  of  anything  more  than  dime 
store  irony  When  Mickey  and  Mallory  visit  a  desert 
shaman  who's  full  of  insights,  note  that  Stone  views  this 
not  as  a  reflexive  )ab  at  ihc  droopy  Native  American 
imagery  of  The  Doors,  but  as  a  serious  exiention  ol  il 

The  only  bit  that  manages  to  poke  through  is  "1  Iaivc 
Mallory."  a  sequence  detailing  the  abusive  home  life  of 
luliettc  Lewis'  Mallory  that's  presented  as  a  sadistic  sil 
com,  complete  with  Rodney  Dangcrficid  as  the  fillhy  dad 
and  a  roaring  laugh  track.  It's  one  of  the  few  satirical 
arrows  Stone  shoots  that  actually  punctures  a  target,  most 
bouce  off.  cither  for  lack  of  timelieness  or  sheer  redun- 
dancy. 

And  yet.  in  the  midst  of  all  this  Stone-hashing,  let  it  be 
known  that  time  and  time  again  he  manages  to  pull  stellar 
performances  out  of  a  wide-  range  of  atlors.  Not  just  in 
Natural  Bom  Kitlvrs.  which  highlights  a  landmark  turn  by 
Woody  Harrellson  (who.  with  this  film,  leaves  "Chccri' 
far.  far  behind)  as  well  as  great  stuff  from  luliettc  Lewis 
(contrast  Kilters  wilh  her  earlier  work  in  Katiforma  or 
even  Husbands  and  Wives)  and  Robert  Downey,  |r 

This  mark  is  preceded  in  his  earlier  works  as  well,  as 
Stone's  films  managed  to  feature  arguably  the  best  perfor- 
mances of  Tom  Cruise,  Val  Kilmer.  Charlie  Sheen. 
Michael  Douglas  {Walt  Street)  and  Kevin  Costner  (IFK). 
But  it  is  also  interesting  to  mention  (though  not  ncicssari 
ly  derogatory)  that,  for  all  these  films'  considerable  star 
power,  they  remain,  by  sheer  force  of  his  dircctonal  tenac 
ity,  Oliver  Stone  films  In  many  ways,  that's  why  people 
both  love  and  abhor  him. 

In  smaller  films,  a  great  performance  can  save  a  movie. 
In  Oliver  Stone's  films,  it  isn't  enough  because  Slune  him 
self  has  uppcd  the  ante  so  high,  everything  else  usually 


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Edited  by  Tara  MK  Connelly 


Short  Cuts 


Local  book  festival  tops 
best  of  weekend  events 


People  &  Pop  Culture  in  the  News 


Thursday 


Saturday 


African  Dunce  wiili  MariUn 
MiJdlcion  ol  the  Mt.  Holyoke 
ddiiLC  iaculty.  All  ages  are  wel- 
Lomc  to  learn  and  explore. 
Thursday.  September  22,  7-8:30 
p.n\..  Old  Chapel  .Auditorium. 

Marga  Gomez,  comedian.  Take 
■-cxualns.  Idtina/Latino  lore,  queer 
[vliiK>.  catholic  guilt  and  an  ambi- 
lion  ui  make  the  world  a  more  to!- 
cram  place,  and  you  have  her  hilar- 
K'U>  comedy  Sept.  31-24  8  p.m. 
Bowkcr  .Auditorium,  UMass. 
Tickets:  S3.tO  i-College  Stu- 
dents/Seniors, $b  general  public. 

Dancing  at  Pearl  Street  IS-t- 


Bands  On  Display.  lOih 
Annual  Band  Day.  during  halllime 
of  the  UMass-Maine  football 
game.  MeGuirk  Stadium,  begin- 
ning at  1  p.m.  For  info  call 
545  6060,  545-6061. 

Barbara  Kessler  performs 
acoustic  music  at  the  Green  River 
Calc  in  Greenfield  with  Annie 
W  cnz  at  4pm. 

The  Holmes  Brothers  sing  at 
the  Iron  Horse  in  Northampton  at 
7pni 


Friday 


Alejandro  Escovedo's  Thirteen 
)eari  with  special  guests  the  Ray 
Ma>on  Band.  Campus  Center 
Froniroom.  $2  AC.  $5  public. 


Sunday 


Book  &  Plow  Festival.  Black 

Sheep  Cafe.  Ainherst.  Celebrat- 
ing liieruiurc  and  the  land.  2-5 
p.m.  Free 

Tarika  periorm  the  roots  music 
ol  Madagascar  at  the  Iron  Horse 
in  Northampton  at  7pm. 


Hey  all  you  Bon  (ovi  lans  -  won- 
drous news.  Mercury  record  company 
is  set  to  release  .i  Hon  lovi  greatest 
hits  album,  t  rci  Kihuh  «ill  be  avail- 
able in  ^lurc^  U^it'hot  1  hi  and  will 
include  two  hr.iiiJ  ^papiking  new 
tracks  "Alwa\--"  and  'Someday  will 
be  Saturday  Nighi  "  So  joiji  the  rest 
of  the  teaming  nlasse,^  and  buy  the 
album  celebrating  Bon  [ovi's  10  years 
of  rock. 

.Another  ncs^--  notable  concerns 
this  year's  Miss  America.  This  year's 
reigning  queen  is  the  lirst  deaf  Miss 
America  ever  lo  put  on  the  crown. 
HowcNcr.  this  led  to  M,ime  complica- 
tions during  a  photo  shoot. 
Apparently  the  flash  was  too  bright 
and  she  was  temporarily  blinded  by 
the  light.  She  told  the  photographer 


that  because  of  this  she  wasn't  able  to 
read  the  photographer  lips. 

Geffen  records  is  branching  out 
into  the  mad  world  of  video  technolo- 
gy. Their  new  interactive  CD-ROM 
game  Vid  Grid  features  nine  great 
rock  music  videos.  The  game  is  easy 
enough  for  a  novice  to  pick  up  but 
it'''  upper  levels  challenges  even  the 
most  expert  hackers.  And  don't  we 
all  love  a  good  challenge'.' 

For  all  you  fashion  frenzied,  people 
keep  your  eyes  peeled  for  the  newest 
supermodel's  attempt  to  add  another 
notch  lo  her  belt  of  achievements. 
Naomi  Campbell,  ex-fiance  of  U2 
bass  man  Adam  Clayton  has  decided 
lo  join  the  literary  world  with  her 
new  book  Swan.  It's  plot  revolves 
around—  ta  da!  a  supermodel.  A  few 


people  have  argued  that  Campbell 
never  penned  the  words  to  her  piece 
de  resistance.  Her  editor's  merely 
shrug  it  off  saying  its  a  mere  techni- 
cality and  plenty  of  books  have  ghost 
writers.  Look  for  Campbell's  book  on 
shelves  in  October. 

According  to  Cnierluinmenl  maga- 
zine, Coca-Cola  executives  are  pretty 
miffed  at  Oliver  Stone's  usage  of 
their  cuddly  polar  bear  in  the  box 
office  hit  Natural  Horn  Killers.  People 
related  to  the  movie  say  that  Stone 
has  a  contract  with  Coca  Cola  and 
the  footage  used  in  Stone's  movie  in 
no  way  damaged  the  product  or 
altered  it's  representation.  Plus  the  ad 
agency  that  Coca  Cola  hired  also  rep- 
resents Stone. 

Kermii  leaves  his  humble  Muppet 


Show  beginnings  to  create  Kermit 
Unpigged.  This  montage  of  songs  like 
FYC's  "She  drives  Me  Crazy"  will 
feature  a  number  of  celebriiies  in  it's 
music  video.  Notable  celebrities  that 
have  mentioned  interest  in  the  pro- 
ject are  Brian  Austin  Green  (90210) 
and  David  Hassclhoff  (Baywatch). 

Finally  we  have  Ms.  Anna  Nicole 
Smith.  Playboy  bunny.  Guess?  model 
and  all-around  busty  gal.  In  a  recent 
interview,  the  nubile  model  denied 
marrying  her  89-year-old  husband 
for  his  billions  of  dollars.  "I  don't  care 
what  people  think.  I  love  him,  and 
we're  in  love,  and  that's  it."  Smith 
also  mentioned  that  if  she  didn't 
become  a  famous  movie  star  or  model 
she  would  like  to  have  a  lot  of  chil- 
dren— with  her  husband  ...  who's  89. 


Editors'  Cuts 


Music  Sinead's  Latest    Film  Spanking  the  Monkey  Booic       Generation  Ecch! 


Quote  of  Note 

Isn't  it  funny?  A  little 
popularity  and  people 
want  to  take  baths  w 
you, 

-  Heather  locklear 


Whatever  happened  to  Sinead  O'Connor  after 
she  tore  up  the  Pope's  picture  on  "Saturday  Night 
Live.'  refused  to  let  the  National  Anthem  play  at 
her  concert,  and  confessed  of  her  failed  suicide 
attempt?  In  1992,  she  announced  lo  the  public  that 
she  was  retiring  from  the  music  world.  Her  last 
album.  Am  I  Your  Oiri'.  received  mixed  reviews 
and  a  luke  warm  reception.  But  time  has  passed, 
memories  fade,  and  O'Connor  seems  eager  to 
repent  her  sins. 

Her  newest  release  from  Chrysalis  records. 
Universal  Mother  is  like  a  quiet  plea  for  peace. 
Unlike  Lion  and  the  Cobra,  with  it's  loud  sounding 
Mandinka  and  Troy,  Universal  Mother  is  softer, 
smoother,  and  even  more  compelling.  From  a 
soothing  lullaby  to  her  son  ("My  Darling  Child") 
and  a  delicate  ballad  to  a  lover  Clohn  I  Love 
You"),  O'Connor  touches  you  much  in  the  same 
her  hit  "Nothing  Compares  To  You"  did  in  1990. 
But  it's  the  acoustic  version  of  "All  Apologies," 
which  reeks  of  sincerity  that  carries  a  quiet  eeriness 
even  Cobain  couldn't  draw  oul. 

-Tara  MK  Connelly 


Soundtrack 


.Although  it  is  advertised  as  a  black  comedy  a  la 
Heathers,  let  it  be  known  than  Spanking  the 
Monkey  is  a  very  serious  movie.  And  brave.  And 
daring.  And  one  of  the  best  American  films  this 
year. 

In  a  moviegoing  season  where  people  are  lining 
up  to  either  be  entertained  by  a  lucky  dumb  guy  or 
by  nihilistic  serial  killers.  Spanking  the  Monkey 
stands  out  as  a  refreshingly  adult  portrait  of  dys- 
functional family  hell  on  earth.  The  question  is  not 
how  does  a  college  kid  end  up  sleeping  with  his 
mother,  but  how  come  this  doesn'l  happen  more 
often? 

Amherst  College  grad  David  O.  Russell  wrote 
and  directed  this  story  of  one  college  kid  (Jeremy 
Davis),  his  mostly  absent  father  (CaHo  Gallol,  his 
laid-up  mother  (Alberta  Wilson)  and  the  summer 
he's  forced  to  take  care  of  her. 

Serious  stuff,  played  out  with  a  strong  allegiance 
to  its  characters  and  a  very  sure  hand.  Good 
actors,  great  performances.  In  a  phrase:  see  this 
movie. 

—  Jon  Lupo 


continued  from  page  5 

cle  to  promote  Stone's  vision. 

Traditionally  in  the  past  soundtracks  were  supposed  to 
collect  a  group  of  songs  from  a  movie  and  present  them 
for  the  listeners  enjoyment.  With  Killers  Reznor  has  creat- 
ed a  album  that  is  so  dependent  on  the  film  itself  that  it 
can  not  possibly  stand  on  its  own. 

Rcznor's  philosuphy  here  apparcntly  seems  to  be:  you 
bought  the  ticket,  you  saw  the  movje,  now  bring  it  home 
with  you. 

Thankfully  there  are  some  decent  tune^  wedged  in 
admist  all  the  excess  hoopla.  The  Cowboy  junkie's  deli- 
cate interpretation  of  The  Velvet  Underground's  "Swt'et 
lane"  and  Bob  Dylan's  "You  Belong  To  Me"  are  both 
extremely  affecting  songs,  only  Reznor  manages  to  dilute 
their  power  by  overdubbing  random  voice-overs  from  the 


film  about  "angels*  and  how  much  Mickey  and  Mallory 
love  each  other.  If  Stone  only  knew  how  silly  his  film's 
dialogue  would  sound  taken  out  of  context,  maybe  this 
project  would  never  have  got  off  the  ground  Hoor 

Only  rabid  fans  (and  I  do  mean  rabid)  of  the  movie 
oouU  possibly  enjoy  this  excursion  into  self-indulgence 
TTiosc  who  have  yet  to  see  the  film  should  not  even  both 
er.  With  Natural  Bom  Killers  Reznor  has  fallen  short  of 
the  masterpiece  he  and  Stone  probably  intended.  Instead, 
sadly  enough,  he  has  rather  shamelessly  handed  us  noth- 
ing more  than  a  cheap  souvenir.  D 


Generation  X.  Slackers.  Twentysomethings.  The 
1 5lh  Generation.  Tired  of  all  these  labels  that  have 
been  graced  upon  us  by  our  elders  and  a 
finger-pointing  media?  Than  make  sure  to  put 
Generation  Ecch!  on  your  required  reading  list. 
The  book  which  is  co-authored  by  social  wits  jason 
Cohen  and  Michael  Krugman  is  a  in-depth  scrutiny 
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WARNING:  Absolutely  nothing  is  sacred  in 
Cohen  and  Krugman's  literary  worid.  From  MTV 
and  The  Real  World,  to  Courtney  Love  and 
Quentin  Tarantino.  these  guys  have  a  problem  with 
it  all. 

Carefully  dissecting  today's  pop  culture  chapter  by 
chapter,  the  author's  target  such  topics  as  movies, 
television,  music,  and  marijuana  as  a  fashion  state- 
ment with  a  careful  and  often  uproarious  eye. 

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Dorkin,  Generation  Ecch!  will  make  you  lake  a 
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Open  up  your  mind.  Picture  it,  if  you  will... 

There  is  a  vast  expanse  of  people,  over  a  quarter  of  a 
million  strong,  all  gathered  in  a  field  in  central  New  York. 
A  feeling  of  peace  and  tolerance  pervades  the  air  as  the 
sheer  mass  of  humanity  battles  the  elements,  mostly  the 
mud,  to  gain  a  closer  conception  of  their  society. 

What  is  lost  here  is  the  massive  endorsements  of  major 
companies,  and  where  it  is  placed  temporally  is 
twenty-five  years  ago  from  this  past  summer. 

But  this  Saturday  night  at  the  iron  Horse  in  dowTitown 
Northampton,  the  opening  act  of  the  original  Woodstock 
Music  and  Arts  Fair  will  be  performing,  and  you'll  have  a 


chance  to  witness  a  small  piece  of  history.  The  legendary 
Richie  Havens  will  bring  his  own  brand  of  folk  music,  fla- 
vored with  his  soulful  singing  style,  to  the  intimate  con- 
fines of  this  legendary  venue. 

Having  somewhat  fallen  out  of  the  commercial  side  of 
the  music  business,  the  lack  of  exposure  in  the  larger 
musical  picture  has  not  effected  him  adversely. 

"I  really  sing  songs  that  move  me.  I'm  not  in  show  busi- 
ness and  never  was."  explained  Havens  in  a  May  1995 
interview,  in  the  Denver  Post.  'I'm  in  the  communications 
business.  That's  what  it's  about  for  me.' 

From  his  appearances  at  our  own  1992  Spring  Concert 
and  the  Presidential  Inauguration,  to  his  stunning  version 
of  "just  Like  A  Woman'  at  last  year's  Bob  Dylan  tribute 
show  at  Madison  Square  Garden,  the  lack  of  extreme 


commercial  success  has  not  lightened  his  influence  in  the 
business. 

His  commitment  to  creating  quality  music  has  now 
begun  a  new  phase.  His  latest  recording.  Cuts  To  The 
Chase,  is  his  first  for  FORWARD,  a  Rhino  label  that 
devotes  itself  lu  new  music  of  established  artists.  The 
three  decades  that  span  his  career,  of  singing  songs  of 
social  freedom  and  world  brotherhood,  seems  to  be  on  the 
right  track  for  continuance  in  the  years  to  come. 

Saturday  night's  Richie  Havens  all  ages  show,  with 
opening  act  Dayna  Kurtz,  at  the  Iron  Horse  on  20  Center 
Street  in  Northampton  will  begin  at  7pm.  Tickets  are 
$16.50.  and  are  available  at  the  Iron  Horse  (584-0610) 
and  the  Northampton  Bo.x  Office  (586-8686/ 1 SOO-The 
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contlriued  from  poge  5 

crumbles  around  the  actors.  It's  that  way  in  Killers,  where 
meaty  performances  are  surrounded  by  toothless  com- 
mentary and  avanl  garde  technical  wizardy  so 
over-the-top  it  merely  gives  headaches  intstead  of 
head-spins. 

In  the  long  haul.  Natural  Bom  Killers  will  be  regarded 
as  an  important  movie,  even  if  right  now  it  doesn't 
deserve  it.  Time  will  give  the  film  the  edges  and  signifi- 


cance it  doesn't  have  now.  And  Oliver  Stone  will  go  down 
as  one  of  our  country's  most  noted  directors,  if  only  for 
his  Otto  Premingcr-like  way  of  pushing  boundaries  and 
rocking  the  pop-cultural  boat. 

In  a  recent  article  by  Robert  Stone  (no  relation),  the 
writer  contends  that  Oliver  Stone's  films  (particularly  his 
sixties  works)  "will  serve  as  Hollywood's  take  on  ihc  peri- 
od, which  means  that  henceforth  it  unll  be  more  re«l  than 


the  vanished  reality."  In  20  years,  will  Natural  Born 
Killers  serve  as  Hollywood's  version  of  the  nineties?  In  a 
time  where  we,  as  Americans,  look  toward  pop  culture  to 
tell  us  what  we  like,  who  we  are  and  to  soothe  the  wounds 
and  answer  the  troubling  questions  of  our  larger  culture, 
Oliver  Stone's  films  have  already  served  their  purpose  — 
and  done  their  damage. 
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This  Friday  and  Saturday  night,  moviegoers  of  all 
kinds  will  be  treated  to  a  plethora  of  award  winning 
films  in  Sage  Hall  at  Smith  College.  The  festival, 
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program  will  feature  Time  Indefinite,  by  Ross 
McElwce,  the  maker  of  Sherman's  March.  It  will  be 
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small  reception  will  then  follow.  McElwee  won 
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England  Animation  Award,  entitled  Perpetual 
Motion,  by  Karen  Aqua. 

Closing  the  night  is  the  Prime  Time  Show.  Eight 
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co-winner  of  the  1992  Best  of  Festival  Award, 
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YORK,  Pa.  —  In  a  summer  of  big 
concerls  iiiid  comeback  tours,  Bruce 
flonisby  is  playing  it  low  key. 

While  the  Rolling  Stones.  Eagles 
and  the  duo  of  Ellon  )ohn  and  Billy 
Joel  fill  stadiums  and  entertain  tens 
of  thousands,  the  Grammy-winning 
pianist  is  playing  places  such  as  the 
Strand,  a  l.lix)scat  theater  far  from 
the  glare  of  the  spotlight. 

Hornsby  and  his  band  are  playing 
about  a  dozen  concerts  in  small 
venues  this  summer  and  fall, 
in-between  opening  shows  for 
Bonnie  Raitt. 

"We  book  a  lot  of  them  sort  of  for 
our  musical  sanity.  We're  not  used  to 
playing  for  just  an  hour."  he  said 
before  a  concert  in  York. 

The  70-show  tour  with  Raitt, 
which  continues  through  November, 
has  kept  Hornsby  and  his  six-piece 
band  busy,  but  maybe  not  busy 
enough. 

"She  has  just  been  bending  over 
backwards  to  make  us  comfortable," 
Hornsby  said.  "But  musically,  it's  a 
little  stifling." 

What  keeps  Hornsby  sane  and 
loose  is  the  kind  of  show  he  played  in 
York,  a  central  Pennsylvania  town 
about  90  minutes  north  of  Baltimore. 
More  than  anyihing  else,  the  concert 
gave  him  time. 

Hornsby  spent  three  full  hours  on 
stage,  running  through  28  songs  — 
not  all  of  them  his  own  and  none  of 
them  mere  copies  of  his  recorded 
songs.  He  played  two  versions  of 
"The  Valley  Road,"  one  an  expanded 
rendering  of  the  cut  on  his  Scenes 
From  the  Southside  album,  the  other 
a  shuffling  adaptation  bom  out  of  the 
18  months  he  played  with  the 
Grateful  Dead. 

Hornsby,  39,  said  small  shows  give 
him  a  chance  to  explore  a  wider 
range  of  songs  and  put  him  closer  to 
his  audience. 

"There's  definitely  a  certain  intima- 
cy,' Hornsby  said.  "I  play  the 
acoustic  piano.  .  .  I  feel  very  inade- 
quate in  a  place  that  holds  18,000 
people  playing  at  a  pianissimo  level. 
'You  know  the  people  on  the  lawn 


Aspiring  rockers  to  play  Noho 

Versus,  Tuscadaro  highlight  1994  Teenbcat  Circus  Tour 

— world  today.  They  also  have  earned  a  much  heralded 


By  Matt  Audette 

Collegion  Staff 


Indie-rock  enthusiasts  take  note!  This  Friday  night 
the  Bay  Stale  Cabaret  in  Northampton  will  play  host  to 
the  Teenbeat  Circus  Tour  '94,  which  will  feature  the 
aspiring  talents  of  Versus.  Air  Miami,  Blast  Off 
Country  Style  and  Tuscadaro. 

The  Virginia-based  Teenbeat  label,  the  brainchild  of 
ex-  Unrest  frontman  Mark  Robinson,  has  labored 
somewhat  in  obscurity  for  quite  some  time  now. 
Recently  it  has  come  into  the  spotlight  due  in  part  to 
the  success  of  bands  such  as  the  now  defunct  Unrest. 
Versus  and  Eggs. 

The  show  which  is  a  sort  of  touring  showcase  for  the 
label,  is  riding  high  on  the  buzz  of  headliners  Versus. 
The  New  York  pop-art  trio  debut  album  The  Ulan  Are 
Insane  is  currently  the  label's  bestseller,  and  has 
received  heaps  of  critical  praise.  Securing  iheir  authen- 
ticity with  a  handful  of  singles  released  throughout  the 
last  few  years  on  various  labels,  the  band  has  been 
churning  out  some  of  the  best  pop  songs  in  the  musical 


live  reputation,  due  in  part  to  mcessant  louring  an  a 
opening  slot  on  part  of  Atlantic  recording  artist's 
)awbo\  l'»'14  lour. 

While  the  name  Air  Miami  might  not  ring  a  bell  to 
most,  iheir  stellar  line-up  may.  The  band  which  is  rela- 
tively new  to  the  music  scene,  has  arisen  from  the 
smoldering  ashes  of  Unrest,  and  features  ex-members 
Mark  Robinson  and  Bridget!  Cross  as  co-frontman  as 
well  as  members  of  Royal  Trux  and  Viva  Satellite. 
While  the  bands  first  couple  of  singles  are  rumored  to 
resemble  a  slightly  more  ethereal  Unrest,  the  band  will 
gel  iheir  true  test  when  they  release  their  first 
full-length  album  on  4AD.  in  order  to  fulfill  Unrest's 
contractual  obligations. 

Lesser  known  Teenbeat  acts  Tuscadaro  (complete 
with  silver  mini-skirts  and  all)  and  Blast  Off  Country 
Style  will  open  the  show  with  their  brand  of  off-kilter 
pop. 

The  Teenbeat  Circus  Tour  94  will  be  held  ai  the 
Hayiiate  Cabaret  in  Northampton.  The  show  is  21* 
and  the  doors  open  at  9  p.m.  Admission  is  $6. 


C00«It«6MC  MUSIC 

Bruce  Hornsby's  latest  release  is  entitled  Harbor  Lighti  and  features  guest 
performers  like  Bonnie  Raitt,  jerry  Garcia  and  Stanford  Marsalis. 


American  plays  take  center  stage  as  United 
Kingdom  is  flooded  with  U.S.  theater  pieces 


By  Matt  Wolf 

Associated  Preis 


can't  hear  it." 

Missing  musical  subtleties  was  not 
a  problem  at  the  Strand,  where  no 
seat  is  more  than  30  rows  from  the 
stage. 

"The  smaller,  the  better," 
Hornsby  said.  "You  feel  like  you  can 
really  do  anything  and  it's  going  to 
reach  the  audience."  The  evening 
was  filled  with  give-and-take.  Song 
requests  came  in  shouts  from  the 
seals  and  on  slips  of  paper  delivered 
to  the  stage. 
I.  One  spectator  walked  brazenly  to 
the  piano  and  handed  his  request  to 
Hornsby,  prompting  him  to  remark 
with  some  candor  on  the  fan's  gutsi- 
ness. 

Late  in  the  show,  Hornsby  invited 
the  audience  to  dance  on  stage  dur- 
ing a  throbbing  version  of  Buddy 
Holly's  "Not  Fade  Away,"  with 
Hornsby  playing  accordion  and  even- 
tually climbing  atop  his  grand  piano. 

It's  all  part  of  Hornsby's  effort  to 


make  the  music  accessible.  "We'll  do 
anything.  We'll  take  requests,"  he 
said.  "The  musieans  on  stage  won't 
know  where  I'm  going.  It  makes  for  a 
music-in-ihe-presenl-tense  gig  instead 
of  just  playing  the  records," 

That  flexibility  showed  as  Hornsby 
gave  his  band  a  chance  to  shine. 

A  pair  of  horn  players,  a  key- 
boardist and  bass  player  backed 
Hornsby  along  with  his  longtime 
drummer  |ohn  Molo,  formerly  of  The 
Range. 

Backup  singer  Debbie  Henry  look 
the  lead  vocal  on  the  Raitt  tune,  "I 
Can't  Make  You  Love  Me,"  while 
Hornsby  duplicated  his  keyboard 
work  from  the  version  of  the  song  on 
Rain's  latest  album. 

The  intimacy  with  the  audience 
relumed  at  the  end  of  the  show.  As 
Hornsby  allowed  the  last  notes  of 
"Fields  of  Gray"  to  fade,  a  woman  in 
the  dark  theater  lifted  her  voice  to 
call  out,  "Thank  vou.  Bruce." 


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We're  wicked  cod,  we're  sassy,  we're 
eclectic,  we're  all  the  cliches  and  more. 

We're  Arts  &  Living.  And  we  want  you.  Help  us  find 

rjj^)|nti  exciting  adjectives.  We're  running  out  of 

ideas.  So  don't  be  shy  and  come  on  down.  The 

worst  thing  that  could  happen  to  you  is  that  we 

laugh  at  you  or  make  you  cry.  Take  a  chance  ... 


-.•  Rovai  National  Theater's 
:,  TM  three  plays  running  in 

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••  rut.  ^ .-r- ci^^'-ii-'fii  With  My  Father. 
is  ha^ng  rrtmiers.  The  hut  is  ludd  Hirsch,  who 

won  a  T.  ';    •  V'*  >sirk  run  three  years 

ago. 

And  so  II  goes  up  and  down  the  country,  from  a  West 
End  rife  with  Broadway  musical  imports  —  revivals  o(  She 
Loves  Me  and  FiJJler  on  the  Rovf  —  to  Scotland  where 
off-Broadway  actor-vk-riter  David  Drake  (  The  Sight  Larry 
Kramer  Kissed  We)  and  comedian  Will  Durst  were  among 
the  sensations  of  this  year's  Edinburgh  festival. 

The  year's  most-discussed  new  plays  have  been  by 
David  Mamet  (  The  Cryptogram)  and  Arthur  Miller 
(Broken  Glass).  American  icons  both. 

In  November.  Sam  Shepard  weighs  in  with  a  revival  at 
London's  Donmar  Warehouse  of  True  West,  while  David 
Beaird's  Gothic  comedy,  900  Oneonta  (highly  praised  by 
British,  if  not  American,  critics),  suggests  a  poor  man's 
Tennessee  Williams,  another  local  favorite. 

Why  this  trans-Atlantic  focus? 
"We've  created  our  own  vacuum."  said  Alan 
Ayckboum.  the  prolific  English  dramatist  who  will  direct 
Conversations  With  My  Father  as  the  latest  in  a  series  of 
American  stagings  that  included  Gardner's  A  Thousand 
Clowns  in  Scarborough  and  Miller's  ,4  View  From  the 
Bridge  at  the  National  Theater  in  London  and  on  the  West 
End. 

■•You  go  where  the  quality  is,"  Ayckboum  said  in  an 
interview.  "We've  pursued  a  policy  over  so  many  years  of 
...  resolute  neglect  of  encouraging  new  writing  that  it's 
beginning  to  pay  off;  the  writing  .seems  less  positive." 

American  plays,  by  contrast,  are  "pretty  gutsy." 

"They  address  modem  issues  and  capture  the  feeling  of 
the  time."  he  added.  "Even  with  a  controversial  play  like 
Oleanna  (by  Mamet),  you  feel  you've  had  an  evening 
when  you  come  out." 

These  days  Amencan  writing  doesn't  have  to  be  contro- 
versial lo  gel  a  British  airing.  Even  as  the  Bush  Theater 
was  staging  Kentucky  writer  Naomi  Wallace's  angry  Gulf 
War  drama.  In  the  Heart  of  America,  the  Soulhwark 


Playhouse  was  trumpeting  a  bit  of  1930s  Broadway  eso- 
terica;  Paul  Osbom's  On  Borrowed  Time. 

And  while  Wendy  Wasserstein's  Broadway  comedy  The 
Sisters  Rosensweig  awaits  a  West  End  transfer  to  the  Old 
Vic  Theater,  an  old  warhorse  —  William  Gibson's  The 
Miracle  Worker,  about  Helen  Keller  and  her  tenacious 
instructor.  Annie  Sullivan,  continues  through  Oct.  8  at 
Wyndham's  Theater, 

Peter  Wilkins.  managing  director  at  Duncan  Weldon 
productions  which  hopes  to  move  Conversations  With 
My  Father  to  the  West  End  in  February,  said  commercial 
prixiucers  are  less  likely  to  risk  a  new  British  play  than 
they  once  were, 

"The  economics  are  such  that  you  can't  afford  to,  so  if 
you  can  bring  over  a  play  that  does  have  some  track 
record,  you're  in  a  sense  hedging  your  bets  a  bit,"  Wilkins 
said. 

To  that  end.  Duncan  Weldon  will  bring  lo  London  next 
summer  Neil  Simons  Broadway  play.  Laughter  on  the 
2'ird  Floor. 

Dominic  Dromgoole,  artistic  director  of  the  Bush,  a 
fringe  venue  devoted  to  new  writing,  attributed  the  ever- 
expanding  American  presence  to  a  richer,  less  fraught  the- 
ater culture  in  England  than  in  the  United  Slates. 

"There's  a  sense  that  you're  well-served  (in  England), 
that  there's  an  inbred  respect  for  the  writer,"  said 
Dromgoole.  whose  theater  has  premiered  American  plays 
by  Wallace.  Mark  Lee  (  California  Dog  Fight"),  and  Tony 
Kushner  (  A  Bright  Room  Called  Day)  often  in  advance  of 
their  New  York  runs. 

Dromgoole,  loo,  took  a  more  optimistic  view  of  his 
countrymen,  noting  a  positive  trend  of  people  taking  on 
subjects  close  to  home  and  writing  them;  there's  a  vibrant 
and  youthful  writing  scene. 

He  pointed  lo  the  West  End  transfer  Sept.  26  of 
Beautiful  Thing  by  Jonathan  Harvey,  a  26-year-old 
Liverpool  writer  who  will  have  two  major  plays  in  London 
this  fall.  (The  other.  Babies  at  the  Royal  Court,  opened 
Sept,  9) 

"That  sense  that  only  American  drama  is  booming,  full 
of  energy,  full  of  rawness  —  I  think  that's  baloney"  said 
Dromgoole,  The  writers  coming  through  here  have  enor- 
mous confidence  in  their  own  voice,"  ' 

Still,  a  glance  at  the  autumn  lineup  —  the  lonathan 
Harvey  jamboree  aside  —  confirms  Americans  are  ruling 
the  day. 

The  Nov.  1  bow  of  Three  Tall  Women  follows  intensive 
bidding  by  five  producers  for  the  rights.  Dame  Maggie 
Smith  heads  the  cast.  Howard  Davies  opened  his  National 
Theater  revival  on  Thursday  of  Lillian  Hellman's  The 
Children's  Hour.  The  play  completes  an  ail-American 
Lyttelton  repertory  that  includes  Tennessee  Williams' 
Sweet  Bird  of  Youth  and  Miller's  Broken  Glass. 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Country  bumpkins ,  pot  subjects  of  book 


By  Jannifm'  Bundy 

Associated  Press 

LEWISBURG.  W.Va,  -  Pincknev  Benedict  lives  as  a 
country  wnier,  using  Appalachian  people  and  places  to  tell 
universal  stones  that  interest  readers  around  the  world 

Benedict.  30.  published  the  llrst  of  two  collections  of 
short  stones  seven  years  ago.  Now  he  is  basking  in  the 
positi^ve  ci-it.cism  of  his  first  novel.  Dogs  of  God.  pub- 
lished early  this  year  by  Doubleday.  It's  in  its  second 
pnniing  and  will  be  released  in  paperback  in  January 

Dogs  of  God  is  set  in  West  Virginia  and  features  a  12- 
fingered  drug  lord,  mountain  marijuana  growers  a  cor- 
rupt shenff.  a  naive  federal  drug  agent,  criminal  drifters,  a 
small-lime  boxer,  a  religious  hermit  and  lots  of  violence, 

"A  lot  of  the  physical  elements  in  the  book  are  imagina- 
tive images  of  the  real  thing."  Benedict  said  in  a  recent 
interview  at  his  Greenbrier  County  farmhouse,  about  a 
mile  from  Lewisburg.  He  docs  not  intend  his  characters  to 
be  stereotypes  of  hillbillies,  however.  He  doesn't  care  if 
the  images  please  readers,  yet  he  is  pleased  if  his  work  is 
popular. 

Benedict  said  his  transition  from  vmting  short  stories  to 
novels  was  natural  and  profitable.  "My  natural  inclination 
is  in  sync  with  the  nature  of  the  marketplace."  he  said. 
The  New  York  Times  once  called  him  a  "voice  of  the  bor- 
der states."  That  may  be  accurate,  he  said.  West  Virginia 
has  been  disowned  by  the  rest  of  the  nation;  its  a  no 
man's  land  between  cultural  continents.  Benedict  said. 

"When  I  went  to  school  in  Pennsylvania,  people  made  fun 
of  me  for  the  way  1  talk.  When  I'm  in  Mississippi,  nobody 
thinks  of  me  as  a  brother  of  the  Confederacy,"  he  said. 

Benedict  is  working  on  his  second  novel  in  his  home 
office  with  chili-sauce  red  walls.  The  room  runs  along  one 
side  of  a  lum-of-the  century  farmhouse  he  shares  with  his 
writer-wife.  Laura  Philpot.  and  their  2-year-old  daughter 
Nora. 

The  book  is  about  a  boy  growing  up  on  a  dairy  farm  in 
the  late  1960s  and  eariy  'TOs  and  is  more  autobiographi- 


cal than  his  previous  work.  Benedict  said.  Benedict.  \,no 
inherited  his  first  name  from  his  father's  family,  grew  up 
on  the  700-acre  dairy  farm  where  he  still  lives. 

Although  he  went  to  high  school  at  The  Hill  School  in 
Potistown,  Pa.,  college  in  New  jersey  and  graduate  school 
at  the  University  of  Iowa,  all  his  memories  are  linked  to 
the  farm  which  his  brother  and  father  run. 

"I'm  desperately  homesick  when  I'm  away."  he  said. 

The  farm  is  a  quiet  hideaway,  except  on  the  days  when 
an  airplane  in  the  presidential  fieet  practices  touch-and-go 
maneuvers  at  the  nearby  Greenbrier  Valley  Airport.  As 
the  airplane  comes  and  goes  at  five-minute  intervals,  con- 
versation becomes  impossible.  "It  has  caused  me  to  hate 
the  federal  government  more  than  I  did."  Benedict  said. 
Benedict  hates  politics,  in  which  his  father  has  been 
irivolved  since  1974.  Benedict  does  not  want  to  follow  in 
his  father's  footsteps,  but  not  because  he  doesn't  have 
political  opinions.  He  is  radically  conservative,  a  fact  he  is 
not  eager  to  discuss.  "Being  a  conservative  in  the  arts 
today  is  to  sign  your  own  death  certificate,"  Benedict  said. 

He  has  declined  requests  to  write  about  politics  because 
his  father's  political  career  would  make  his  political  opin- 
ions suspect,  he  said.  Benedict's  respect  for  his  father, 
however,  is  intense.  Benedict's  secure  family  ties  might  be 
one  reason  for  the  lack  of  self-pity  in  his  work.  Banks  said. 

He  has  won  the  Chicago  Tribune's  Nelson  Algren 
Award,  the  lames  Michener  Fellowship  from  the  Writer's 
Workshop  at  the  University  of  Iowa  and  a  fellowship  to 
the  Breadloaf  Writers  Conference  in  Middlcbury.  Vt. 

Benedict  is  teaching  creative  writing  this  fall  at 
Princeton  University.  Benedict  will  finish  his  new  novel 
this  winter  and  he  and  a  friend.  Tony  Nalker.  are  working 
on  a  musical  about  Edgar  Allan  Poe.  called  "Poe."  Their 
musical  "A,"  based  on  Nathaniel  Hawthorne's  "The  ScaHet 
Letter,"  recently  debuted  at  the  Greenbrier  Music  Festival. 

"My  main  goal  is  to  provide  for  my  family  and  take  a 
vacation  occasionally."  Benedict  said.  "If  I  have  a  goal,  it 
is  to  write  for  the  rest  of  my  life  and  to  be  better  at  it  10 
years  from  now  than  I  am  now." 


'Arf  benefits  life 


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Art  Is  an  Enemy,  a  new  trio  from  D.C.  with  hip-hop  influences  and  political  lyrics,  is  just  one  of  the  trio  of 
performers  at  a  benefit  concert  for  ARISE  for  Social  justice  and  the  Liberator  to  be  held  tonight  at  8  p.m.  in 
the  Commonwealth  room  in  the  student  union.  Admission  is  $4  and  Includes  a  free  bagel. 


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PEOPLE  ARE  PUTTING 
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don't  take  .iiJvantage  ol  tax  deferral  and 
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By  Henry  Brier 

Collegian  Staff 

Integrated  Pest  Management  (IPM) 
is  an  ecologically  sensible  way  of  min- 
imizing the  amount  ol  toxicities  in 
reducing  pests,  explained  Dr.  T. 
Michael  Peters,  a  prolc^^or  from  the 
Entomology  Department  at  the 
University  of  Massachusclts. 

It  is  also  an  issue  of  common 
sense.  Peters  said,  because  farmers 
say  among  themselves,  "We're  getting 
into  trouble  with  insecticides,  we're 
using  lots  of  insect icides.  more  than 
we  probably  need." 

The  University  has  offered  the 
IPM  major  for  over  10  years,  said 
Peters,  who  believes  the  program 
has  been  hidden. 

'It  traditionally  has  had  a  very 


rigid  curriculum,  because  there  are  so 
many  things  that  you  have  to  have, 
that  there's  not  much  chance  to  give 
people  choices,"  Peters  said. 

Peters  said  a  familiarity  of  all  the 
relevant  organisms  and  of  what  insects 
are  considered  harmful  are  the  more 
imperative  aspects  of  the  ptx>gram. 

Peters  said  he  believes  the  federal 
government's  increased  efforts  to 
deter  herbicide  use  as  a  catalyst  for 
the  creation  of  vast  opportunity  in  the 
field.  Because  of  new  opportunities. 
Peters  said  the  Stockbridge  School  of 
Agriculture  has  implemented  Urban 
and  Public  Health  Integrated  Pest 
Management  as  a  new  program. 

The  Stockbridge  School  has  made 
the  new  program  a  one-  year  certifi- 
cate program,  said  Peters,  who  was  a 
member  of  the  committee  responsible 


for  arrangements.  He  said  non-  f»esti- 
cidal  methods  controlling  and  eradi- 
cating mosquitoes,  grcenheads. 
roaches,  blackjflies.  termites,  fleas  and 
lice,  to  name  a  few. 

"What  they  are  trying  to  do  in  this 
program,"  said  Peters,  "is  to  give  peo- 
ple who  become  Pest-Control 
Technicians  the  appropriate  training 
so  that  they  can  leave  at  the  end  of 
the  year  and  get  a  job." 

Peters  said  in  the  United  States 
there  are  few  schools  that  will  train 
and  graduate  a  student  into  state  cer- 
tification which  is  one  of  the  advan- 
tages of  the  University's  programs. 

He  pointed  out  that  big  compa- 
nies, such  as  Orkin  or  Waltham 
Chemical,  hire  individuals  and  then 
train  them.  Terminex,  another  com- 
pany in  the  industry,  had  been 


approached  by  the  University  com- 
mittee in  an  attempt  to  elicit  support. 
They  responded  they  were  able  to  fill 
550  positions  at  that  time. 

"There  arc  a  number  of  jobs 
out  there  if  people  have  the 
right  training,"  he  said.  "If  they 
know  the  biology  of  the  pest 
insects,  if  they  know  the  various 
ways  you  can  suppress  those 
pest  numbers,  and  you're  certi- 
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Protecting  Springfield's  forest  top  priority 

UM  students  collecting  data  to  maintain  Metro-City*s  trees 


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By  Heartier  Redfem 


Nktinlcnancc  of  ihc  urban  forest  in  Springfield's  oldcsi 
ncit'liiKirhond.  Metro-City,  is  a  top  priority  ol  the 
Mass-ithuNClts  Urban  Forest  Project. 

A>  coordinators  of  the  project,  members  of  the  UMass 
Deparlnieni  of  Koresiry  and  Wildlife  Management  are  look- 
ing for  Metro-City  residents  as  well  as  University  students 
and  staff  to  collect  cumputeri/.ed  data  to  inventory  the  trees 
of  the  Meiri-v-Cily  neighbcirhood. 

"The  niiirc  teams  of  12  we  have,  the  nu  .  efficient  the 
program  will  be,"  said  project  coordinator  David  Bloniarz. 

\'ulunicers  in  the  Springfield  project  will  use  a 
hand-held  computerized  data  recorder  to  collect  informa- 
tion ab«oul  their  trees  in  the  Metro-City  neighborhood. 

According  to  Bloniarz.  the  Metro-City  neighborhood  is 
inulti-laced  with  single-family  homes,  town  houses,  and 
densely-populated  apartment  blocks  with  residents  who 
have  a  wide  range  of  incomes  and  ethnic  backgrounds. 

'We  are  dealing  with  an  urban  area  in  a  central  neigh- 
borhood." said  Bloniarz. 

There  are  an  estimated  4,000  trees  in  the  Metro-City 
neighborhood. 

Data  collected  by  volunteers  will  be  entered  into  a 
Geographic  Information  System  (GIS). 

CIS  hopes  to  include  the  collected  data  to  create  and 


maintain  an  urban  forest  in  the  city  of  Springfield 

"We  need  to  develop  innovative  ways  to  lake  v,iie  of  our 
green  spaces,  including  utilizing  volunteers  who  can  do 
some  of  the  work  which  otherwise  would  not  get  done 
because  ol  budget  constraints."  said  Bloniarz  in  a  recent 
press  release. 

Springfield  is  the  second  city  in  Massachusetts  to  be 
included  in  the  Urban  Forest  Management  Project. 

The  first  project  conducted  in  lune  1995,  involved  100 
Bn_K)kline  residents  in  a  computerized  inventory  of  1 1 ,000 
trees  tnera  iwu  <l,i\  weekend. 

On  Oct.  \3.  Iioiii  7  p.m.  9  p.m..  University  instructors 
from  the  Department  of  P-orestry  and  Wildlife  Management 
will  hold  a  public  training  program  at  the  Ouadrangic  in 
Metro-City. 

Volunteers  will  receive  hands-on  training  in  street  tree 
identification,  map  reading,  urban  forest  health,  and  idenli- 
fication  of  hazardous  trees. 

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plimentary tickets  to  a  "Holiday  Pops"  concert  conducted  by 
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tion to  American  Forests'  'Urban  Forests"  magazine  and 
free  admission  to  the  Naismith  Basketball  Hall  of  Fame. 

UMass  students  and  faculty  interested  in  working  with 
the  project  should  contact  David  Bloniarz  at  the 
Department  of  Forestrv  and  Wildlife  Management, 
545-44 1  q. 


continued  from  poge  14 

She's  not  so  laid  back  about  URI's  arrival  tomorrow  at 
Boyden  courts. 

"URl  is  a  good  team.  They  just  got  their  men's  tennis 
program  back  a  semester  after  we  did  (2  years  ago)  so 
hopefully  the  extra  semester  of  exfwriencc  should  pay  off 


for  us,"  Dixon  says. 

Dixon  says  the  maturity  level  of  the  team  is  high  right 
now  and  it  should  carry  the  team  to  a  winning  fall  season 
and  "a  winning  fall  season  is  essential  for  a  successful 
spring  season  with  a  tough  schedule." 


Myers 


continued  from  page  14 

William  &  Mary  will  be  playing.  UConn  and  William  & 
Mary  are  currently  ranked  at  No.  1 1  and  1 5,  respectively, 
and  Central  Florida  was  ranktxl  earlier  in  the  season. 

"That's  gonna  be  some  great  soccer,"  said  Myers.  "I  think 


we'll  be  able  to  see  what  we're  made  of,  see  where  we  stand 
in  relation  to  the  other  top  10  teams  in  the  nation." 

What  the  fans  will  be  able  to  see  is  a  great  player  who 
is  capable  of  so  much  more. 


Red  Sox 


Students  building  bridges  over  Fort  River 


By  Ben  Geman 

Collegian  Stoff 


A  group  of  University  of  Massachusetts  engineering  stu- 
dents are  working  to  make  sure  that  crossing  Fort  River  in 
Amherst  is  a  walk  in  the  park. 

Since  |uly.  the  UMass  chapter  of  the  American  Society  of 
Civil  Engineers  has  been  working  Sundays  in  Groff  Park  in 
Amherst  to  build  three  bridges  over  the  Fort  River  and  to 
clear  a  trail  linking  the  park  and  the  Norwottuck  rail  trail. 

The  Norwottuck  rail  trail  is  a  bicycle  path  laid  over 
unused  railroad  tracks  running  through  Amherst,  Hadley 
and  Northampton. 

Six  to  eight  students  worked  Sundays  from  8  a.m.  until 
noon  to  build  the  bridges,  all  between  16  and  25  ft.  long, 
and  clear  the  one-mile  trail. 

Early  last  summer,  the  ASCE  approached  the  Amherst 
Conservation  Dep.irtment  about  doing  a  project  in  Amherst 
that  would  benefit  the  community.  At  the  time,  the  depart- 
ment was  looking  into  linking  park  and  the  rail  trail. 

"The  question  was  how  to  get  the  work  done.  ASCE 
came  along  at  the  right  time,"  said  Conservation  Director 
Peter  Westover.  "It  looks  excellent.  This  makes  a  nice  foot 
connection  to  the  rail  trail." 

Westover  also  credits  Amherst  College  for  the  project's 
completion.  The  college,  which  owns  the  land  between  the 


park  and  the  rail  trail,  allowed  the  students  use  the  land  to 
clear  the  new  trail. 

Senior  civil  engineering  major  Celia  Chu,  who  directed 
the  project,  said  the  bridge  construction  gave  the  students 
an  opportunity  to  practically  apply  what  they've  learned 
studying  engineering. 

"I  was  pretty  excited.  This  is  my  senior  year,  and  all  the 
time  I've  been  studying  1  hadn't  done  anything  hands-on." 
said  Chu. 

The  group  used  lumber  supplied  by  the  town  to  build  the 
bridges  named  Snake  Point,  Mice  Hollow  and  Rocky  Top. 

Chu  said  the  project  gave  the  ASCE  some  needed  expo- 
sure in  the  community. 

"We  wanted  some  recognition  in  the  community."  said 
Chu.  "We  don't  sit  in  a  comer  and  study  all  the  time.  We 
go  out  in  the  sun." 

The  group  will  complete  the  project  this  Sunday.  The 
new  bridges  and  trail  will  be  celebrated  at  a  10  a.m.  rib- 
bon- cutting  ceremony  and  trail  walk  on  October  1 5. 

Since  beginning  the  project  |uly  10,  approximately  four 
weeks  were  used  to  clear  the  new  trail  and  the  rest  of  the 
time  was  used  constructing  the  bridges,  according  to 
Chu. 

Groff  Park,  located  on  Mill  l^ne,  is  a  recreational  center 
featuring  barbecue  pits,  a  playground,  athletic  fields  and  a 
small  children's  swimming  pool. 


continued  from  poge  14 

Duquette  made,  it  was  the  )eff  Russell  trade.  Russell  is 
an  inconsistent  pitcher  who  whines  and  believes  in  the 
stupid  concept  of  "team  chemistry."  You  can  have  team 
chemistry,  but  you  can't  win  without  hard  working  quality 
players. 

The  reason  for  releasing  Hobson  is  change.  Duquette 
wants  change.  He  picked  up  a  few  new  faces,  did  some 
wheelin'  and  dealin',  and  changed  the  lineup  a  little.  But 
the  team  still  fell  fiat.  The  record  has  not  changed.  Why? 
Look  at  who  Duquette  brought  in. 

First,  he  signed  free  agent  catchers  Dave  Valle  and 
Damon  Berryhill.  Valle  had  a  good  season  with  the  Seattle 
Mariners  but  unfortunately  he  was  a  dud  in  Boston. 
Duquette  signed  Valle  because  of  his  bat,  but  he  never  got 
over  .200.  The  bad  news  for  Duquette  was  that  Valle  was 
signed  for  big  bucks.  Translation:  he  can't  be  traded,  the 
Red  Sox  had  to  eat  his  fat  contract.  Good  thing  the  team 
had  Berryhill,  but  he's  never  been  an  everyday  player. 

Then  for  some  unknown  cosmic  reason,  Duquette  trad- 
ed Billy  Hatcher  and  Paul  Quantrill  to  Philadelphia  for 
Wes  Chamberlain.  Billy  Hatcher  is  not  the  greatest  of 
ballplayers  but  he  is  just  as  good  as  Chamberlain.  In  other 
words,  the  Red  Sox  gave  Paul  Quantrill,  a  young  pitcher, 
away.  Duquette  envisioned  Chamberlain  as  the  everyday 
right  fielder,  but  his  vision  never  came  true. 

A  month  later,  Duquette  picked  up  Tom  Brunansky  to 
play  right  field.  Docs  Duquette  seriously  think  that  he's 
going  to  win  with  the  players  that  he  has?  The  Red  Sox 
got  rid  of  Brunansky  because  he  couldn't  produce,  but 
then  they  sign  him  back.  They  might  as  well  hire  Butch 


Hobson  back. 

The  point  is  that  a  winning  team  consists  of  good  play- 
ers, not  necessarily  a  good  manager.  Remember  the  "86 
BoSox?  John  McNamara  was  not  a  good  manager.  1986 
was  by  far  his  best  year.  The  team  was  great  because  the 
players  all  had  career  seasons.  Oil  Can  Boyd.  Bruce 
Hurst,  and  Roger  Clemens  each  had  the  best  season  of 
their  career.  Rich  Gedman  was  an  All-Star.  Wade  Boggs 
was  Wade  Boggs.  |im  Rice  was  an  MVP  candidate.  Bill 
Buckner  drove  in  1 20  runs,  and  Bob  Stanley  saved  games. 

Then  came  |oe  Morgan,  the  magician.  Everybody  was 
dining  McNamara  for  not  communicating  with  his  players 
and  hyping  |oe  Morgan  as  a  player's  manager.  Morgan 
won  in  '88  and  '90  because  he  had  slightly  better  than 
average  players  in  a  weak  AL  East  division.  He  wasn't  a 
good  manager.  Remember  all  the  criticism  he  received 
when  he  got  fired  too?  Morgan  was  underfire  for  making 
erratic  choices,  and  not  being  tough  on  his  players. 

Then  came  Butch.  Butch  was  hyped  up  as  hard-work- 
ing, tough-minded  and  demanding.  In  other  words,  the 
opposite  of  Morgan. 

So  what's  next  for  Dan  Duquette  and  the  Boston  Red 
Sox?  Should  the  farm  team  take  over?  Trot  Nixon  in  cen- 
terfield? 

The  Red  Sox  need  a  lot  of  work.  The  strike  was  the  best 
thing  that  happened  to  them  all  season. 

The  team  needs  players,  not  managers.  The  manager  is 
the  not  the  one  that  hits  honteruns,  pitches  a  quality 
game,  steals  a  base  or  closes  a  game.  It's  the  players. 

David  Chan  is  a  Collegian  Columnist. 


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PONTIAC,  Mich.  —  Soft-spoken  Barry  Sanders  won't 
be  drawm  into  comparisons  with  Emmitt  Smith.  Yet  his 
teammates  swear  there  was  a  special  look  in  his  eyes  when 
the  Lions  lined  up  against  the  Cowboys. 

Sanders  carried  a  club-record  40  times  for  194  yards 
as  Detroit  defeated  Dallas  20-17  in  overtime  Monday 
night.  Smith  wasn't  bad,  either,  rushing  for  143  yards  on 
29  carries. 

But  the  game  clearly  belonged  to  Sanders.  He  dazzled 
even  die-hard  Dallas  fans  with  his  myriad  of  start,  stop, 
sideways,  hop  moves. 

"1  saw  a  look  in  his  eyes  that  I  don't  think  I've  ever  seen 
before."  center  Kevin  Glover  said.  "In  the  huddle,  he  was 
smiling  and  nodding  his  head  like,  "Hey.  we're  going  to 
win.  We're  going  to  get  it  on  tonight.'" 

Herman  Moore  saw  the  look  even  sooner  than  that.  He 
thought  Sanders  was  different  before  they  ever  went  out 
on  the  field. 

"tJarry  wasn't  saying  anything."  Moore  recalled.  "We  joke 
around  all  the  lime  before  games.  But  not  this  time.  Barry 
had  this  look,  like  he  was  saying.  'No  more  joking  around.' 


Being  compared  with  someone  else  is  nothing  new  to 
Sanders.  It  has  been  going  on  as  long  as  he  as  been  in  the 
NFL.  When  he  came  into  the  league,  the  wags  were  trying 
to  decide  whether  he  was  better  than  Christian  Okoye. 
Then  it  was  Thurman  Thomas.  Now  it's  Smith. 

In  the  week  leading  up  to  the  game  the  comparisons 
were  being  made,  especially  in  Detroit  and  Dallas.  There 
almost  always  is  a  newspaper  laying  in  the  bottom  of  his 
locker,  so  Sanders  certainly  knew  what  was  being  written 
and  said. 

"I  promise  I  don't  get  caught  up  in  that,"  Sanders  said. 
"I  think  Emmitt  is  good.  But  there  are  a  lot  of  reasons  why 
we  had  a  good  game  against  Dallas. 

"First  of  all,  it's  easy  to  get  up  for  a  team  like  the 
Cowboys.  But  it  didn't  really  feel  like  1  had  the  eye  of  the 
tiger  or  anything  like  that.  Also,  we  had  a  terrible  game 
at  Minnesota  the  week  before.  That  was  some  motiva- 
tion, too." 

Sanders  had  only  12  carries  for  16  yards  in  the  10-3 
loss  at  Minnesota.  That's  not  nearly  enough  action  for 
him.  He  knows  it  and  Lions  coach  Wayne  Pontes  knows 
it.  Yet  it  isn't  in  his  nature  for  Sanders  to  complain  -  espe- 
cially not  during  a  game. 

"I'm  not  the  type,"  Sanders  said. 


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Page  14    /  Thursday,  September  22,  1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Sports 


Hart  leads  Minutewomen 


By  Mike  Pindw 

G)llegian  Staff 


UMass 


And  the  beat  rolls  on. 

The  University  of  Massachusetts  field  hockey  team 
rolled  to  its  fourth  straight  victory  yesterday,  beating 
regional  foe  Yale,  3-0. 

UMass  defeated  the  Bulldogs  on  the  strength  of  two 
goals  by  senior  back  Natalie  Hart. 

Sporting  a  brand  new  stick.  Hart  tallied  her  first  goal 
on  a  penalty  comer  at  the  16:20  mark 
of  the  first  half.  Assisting  on  the  play 
was  the  tandem  of  Kyle  Rothenberger 
and  Colleen  Duffy. 

After  a  series  of  offensive  rushes, 
the  Minutewomen  gained  the  advantage  and  drew  a 
another  penalty  comer.  This  set  the  stage  for  Hart's  sec- 
ond goal  of  the  contest.  Again,  Rothenberger  and  Duffy 
assisted  on  the  play. 

"Her  (Natalie's)  timing  is  back,  the  comers  look  good, 
and  Kyle  is  hitting  the  ball  well.  We  really  have  our  game 
going  well,"  said  UMass  Coach  Megan  E>onnelly. 

The  Minutewomen  came  out  gunning  and  got  on  the 
board  midway  through  the  first  half.  UMass  scored  both 
pjals  just  minutes  apart,  while  dominating  the  majority  of 
play.  In  the  latter  stages  of  the  half.  UMass  slowed  to  the 
pace  of  their  opponent,  but  managed  to  protect  their  lead 
with  stifling  defense. 

"The  first  half  we  came  out  strong,  and  then  we 
looked  at  the  level  of  our  opponent  and  played  that 
way."  said  Donnelly. 

Nonetheless.  UMass  went  into  the  half  with  a  5-0  shot 
advantage  and  had  taken  eight  comers,  compared  to  just 
one  taken  by  the  Bulldogs. 

In  the  second  half,  the  Minutewomen  dominated  play 
with  precisioncd  offensive  strikes  and  swarming  defense 
anchored  by  star  goalie  Hilary  Rose. 

"We  picked  it  up  in  the  second  half."  said  Rose.  "We're 
making  progress  in  a  forward  direction.  We  just  have  to 
keep  going  upward." 

"In  the  second  half  we  really  came  out  and  played  our 
game."  said  Donnelly.  "Everyone  stepp>ed  up.  We  have  to 
ignore  the  opponent  and  play  our  game." 

Rose,  who  has  not  allowwd  a  goal  this  year,  had  a  rela- 
tively easy  day  in  net.  recording  just  one  save,  while  see- 


Time  will  come  for  Brockington 


By  Andrew  Bryce 

Collegian  Staff 


NATHAN  MJ^Kl.N 


Senior  back  Natalie  Hart  scored  two  goals  in  yester- 
day's 3-0  victory  over  Northeastern  at  Totman  Field. 

ing  few  offensive  threats  by  Yale. 

UMass  scored  its  third  and  final  goal  at  the  7:44 
mark  when  senior  All-America  candidate  Danielle 
Borges  received  a  pass  from  Sharon  Hughes,  lurnod  in 
the  middle  of  the  circle,  and  fired  a  shot  past  the  Vale 
goaltender. 

Borges  leads  the  Atlantic  10  in  scoring  with  12  points 
on  five  goals  and  two  assists. 

Hughes,  who  has  been  out  all  year  with  monunuclcosis, 
played  very  well,  while  seeing  limited  action. 

"She  is  such  a  good  player."  said  Donnelly.  "Her  condi- 
tioning obviously  has  a  long  way  to  go.  but  she's  an  excel 
lent  player  with  great  hand-eye  coordination." 

"1  feel  better."  said  Hughes.  "It  felt  good  to  be  able  to 
play  again.  I'm  a  little  out  of  shape  but  I'll  just  have  to 
work  on  that." 

The  .Minutewomen  open  their  A-IO  season  with  a  pair 
of  tough  road  games  this  weekend  when  they  face  rivals 
Temple  on  Friday  and  Rutgers  on  Sunday. 


Ron  Brockington.  the  sophomore  running  back  of 
the  University  of  Massachusetts  football  team,  is  a 
prime  example  of  how  good  the  Minuteman  backfield 
truly  is. 

The  transfer  from  Syracuse  University  has  run  the 
ball  just  seven  times  in  the  first  two  games,  gaining 
50  yards.  Not  too  spectacular  at  first  glance  —  until 
it's  considered  that  two  of  those  carries  were  for 
touchdowns. 

The  total  number  of  carries  are  low.  due  to  the  tal- 
ented backfield  of  junior  fullback  and  All-America 
candidate  Rene  ingoglia 
and  sophomore  tailback 
Frank  Alessio  playing 
before  him. 

Brockington,  who  was 
the  Gatorade  New  York 
Slate  Player  of  the  Year 
his  senior  year  at 
Hempstead  High  School, 
enrolled  into  Syracuse  dur- 
ing the  fall  of  1992.  before 

being  redshirted  his  fresh-       __^ 

man  season. 

Brockington's  1993  season  consisted  of  as  much 
playing  time  as  he  had  in  1992.  And  despite  his 
1 1 -carry.  72-yard  performance  in  the  spring  game  of 
1994.  his  name  wasn't  high  on  the  list.  Brockington 
craved  game  time,  and  he  knew  a  change  had  to  be 
made  for  it  to  occur. 

"Alter  spring  practice,  each  player  talked  about  their 
evaluations  with  their  position  coach."  said 
Brockington,  "and  basically,  things  didn't  look  too 
good  as  far  as  playing.  I  was  entering  my  third  year  of 
school,  and  I  wanted  to  be  on  the  field. 

'I  checked  into  some  other  options,  and  the  best 
option,  after  talking  to  my  high  school  coach  and  my 
parents,  was  to  leave  Syracuse." 

So.  Massachusetts  got  its  hands  on  the  5-foot 
9-inch.  186-  pound  back  to  add  to  the  backfield 


"He's  a  great  back,  you  can 
just  see  it, "  said  Ingoglia.  "  You 
don 't  come  from  a  school  like 
Syracuse  on  full  scholarship 
and  transfer  here.  He's  good  - 
and  hungry,  too. " 


Brockington  began  his  career  as  the  Minutcmen  only 


about  a  month  ago.  playing  in  preseason  camp,  the 
intra-squad  scrimmages  and  the  first  two  games  of  the 
regular  season.  Despite  the  short  time  of  adjustment, 
the  Minutemen  patented  option  offense  has  proved  to 
be  an  easy  fit  lor  Brockington. 

"I  settled  in  pretty  well  because  we  ran  the  option  at 
Syracuse,  so  I  was  kind  of  familiar  with  a  lot  of  the 
plays."  said  Brockington.  "I  kind  of  fit  right  in." 

The  Minulcman  offense  is  carried  by  its 
ground  game.  Where  the  running  backs  go.  so  go 
the  Minutemen.  Coach  Mike  Hodges  likes  to  uti- 
lize different  running  backs  to  keep  each  of  them 
fresh.  And  Brockington  is  one  of  the  few  in  the 
shuffle. 

___^___^^_^__^^  "He's  a  great  back,  you 

"~~^~"~^~^~~~~  can  just  see  it."  said 
Ingoglia.  "You  don't  come 
from  a  school  like  Syracuse 
on  full  scholarship  and 
transfer  here. 

"He's  good  —  and  hun- 
gry, too." 

Because  of  the  outstand- 
ing and  deep  running  back 
crop  of  Massachusetts,  as 
well  as  the  academic  ineligi- 
blity  of  senior  fullback 
David  Smith.  Brockington  moved  from  his  natural 
position  of  tailback  to  fullback.  Reminiscient  of  one 
Ingoglia,  who  did  the  same  before  last  season. 

"We  decided  we  needed  a  little  more  depth  at  the 
fullback  position,  so  we  lined  Ron  up  there."  said 
offensive  coordinator  Doug  Berry.  "He's  adapted,  as 
you  can  see,  probably  as  fast  as  Rene  had.  That's  what 
you'll  find  in  a  good  back  that  is  tough,  a  good  athlete, 
has  great  field  vision. 
"That's  what  we  find  with  Ronnie  " 
"He's  done  a  real  nice  job  here."  said  Hodges.  'I 
think  he's  going  to  be  a  great  player." 

As  for  Brockington.  all  he  can  do  is  work  hard,  and 
wait  for  his  time  to  come. 

"I'm  just  going  to  take  what  I  can  get."  said 
Brockington.  "I'm  just  working  hard,  and  whatever  the 
coaches  do,  they'll  do.  I'll  leave  it  to  them." 


Men  s  tennis  to  face  foes 


By  Jami*  D.  Bootm 

Collegian  Staff 


"Men  don't  like  to  lose,"  said 
Coach  Judy  Dixon  of  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  men's 
tennis  team  about  its  upcoming 
match  at  Fairfield  University 
today  and  tomorrow's  match 
against  University  of  Rhode  Island 
at  Boyden  Courts. 

They've  been  working  hard  to 
open  up  the  season  but  they'll 
tough  it  out,"  Dixon  says.  "We 
should  win  both  matches  with 
desire  and  mental  strength." 

Dixon  said  she  looks  forward  to 
the  upcoming  matches,  stressing 
that  victories  in  the  next  two  days 
would  be  a  "tremendous  confi- 
dence builder*  for  next  Tuesday's 
match  against  powerhouse 
(*rovidence  College. 

Now  that  UMass  has  cleared  all 
ineligibility  problems.  Dixon  looks 
to  strengthen  the  line-up.  making 
it  more  interchangeable. 

"I  need  flexibility  with  my  play- 
ers." Dixon  says,  "especially  with 
my  doubles  teams.  I  need  to  be 
able  to  rotate  players  in  order  to 
give  us  the  best  match  ups." 

Co-captains,  top  seed  Tim 
Lipsky  and  No.  I  seed  Keith 
Murray  will  team  up  for  the  No.  1 
double  match. 

According  to  Dixon,  both 
Lipsky  and  Murray  will  have 
problems  against  Fairfield  and 
URI's  "big  guns." 

However.  Dixon  is  quick  to 
warn  not  to  underestimate  the 


abilities  of  both  the  "hard  work- 
ing" Lipsky  and  the  "naturally  tal- 
ented" Murray. 

"You  never  know  about  Tim. 
he  can  beat  some  of  the  tough 
ones."  Dixon  says,  "His  confi- 
dence and  work  ethic  is  so  high.  I 
could  tell  him  he  was  playing  Pete 
Sampras  tomorrow  and  he'd 
think  he  have  a  shot." 

According  to  Dixon,  practice  is 
at  5:15  p.m.  every  day.  but  both 
Lipsky  and  Murray  show  up  at 
2:30  p.m. 

"It's  players  that  have  heart  like 
that  and  desire  for  the  game  [that] 
makes  us  win  matches."  Dixon 
said.  "They  hate  to  lose." 

Dixon  says  the  matches  against 
Fairfield  and  URI  will  be  decided 
in  the  No.  3.  No.  4.  and  No.  5  sin- 
gles which  she  believes  UMass 
will  come  out  victorious. 

No.  3  seed  Ankur  Baishya  and 
No.  4  seed  lustin  Lynn  are  the  two 
"aces"  of  the  squad,  according  to 
Dixon. 

"I  always  look  at  what  the  No.  3 
and  the  No.  4  match-ups  look  like 
in  order  to  get  a  good  idea  of  if  we 
going  to  win  or  not."  Dixon  says. 

Dixon  is  optimistic  about  being 
5-0  by  the  weekend.  Dixon  says 
that  the  men's  team  is  a  "high  cal- 
iber team  able  to  outshoot 
Fairfield." 

"We  have  more  talent  and  bet- 
ter players  than  Fairfield  and  we 
should  win  unless  we  play  slop- 
py." Dixon  says. 

Tom  to  MEN'S  TINNIS  poge  12 


Men's  soccer  bows  to  No.  5  New  Hampshire 

Minutemen  lose  to  Wildcats,  important  A-10  road  contest  ahead  against  Rutgers 


By  Brian  Gormiey 

Collegian  Sloff 


Hartford  2 


UMass     0 


The  University  of  Massachusetts 
men's  soccer  team  dropped  a  2-0 
decision  to  the  University  of  New 
Hampshire,  despite  outplaying  the 
Wildcats  for  most  of  the  game. 

New  Hampshire,  which  came  into 
yesterday's  game  at   Richard   F. 
Garber  Field  ranked  fifth  in  New 
England,  improved  its  record  to 
3-5.  while 

Massachusetts 
dn.)ppcd  to  2- 3-1. 
All  of  the 
scoring  came  in 
the  first  half. 
The  first  goal  came  at  8:59  when 
midfielder  Dave  Kurzonthkowski 
took  a  pass  from  All-American  for- 
ward Mike  Veneto  and  lined  it 
passed  UMass  goalkeeper  Mark 
Wolf  from  the  right  comer  just  out- 
side the  box. 

"I  got  to  midfield  and  the  defend- 
ers stepped  off  the  ball."  Veneto  said. 
"I  just  laid  it  out  there  and  Dave 
made  a  great  shot.  I  don't  think  the 
goalie  was  expecting  it." 

The  second  goal  came  just  three 
minutes  and  38  seconds  later.  Veneto 
took  a  shot  from  nearly  the  same  spot 
that  Kurzonthkowski  had  scored 
from  earlier  His  shot  was  blocked  by 
UMass  midfielder  Mike  Doyle.  But 
the  ensuing  rebound  bounced  in  front 
of  the  net  and  was  collected  by  New 
Hampshire  midfielder  William 
Schweitzer,  who  chipped  it  passed 
Wolf  to  make  the  score  7-0. 
The  Minutemen  had  three  excel- 


lent opportunities  to  score  in  the  first 
half,  all  of  them  by  sophomore  for- 
ward Dave  Siljanovski.  His  first 
chance  came  about  four  hiinutcs  into 
the  game  when  he  took  a  centering 
pass  and  blasted  it  from  about  12 
yards  out:  it  hit  the  post. 

His  next  chance  came  when  he 
took  a  breakaway  pass  and  advanced 
the  ball  to  about  15  yards  out  from 
the  goal.  The  goalie  and  the  lone 
defender  back  came  out  to  meet  him, 
giving  Siljanovski  a  virtually  open 
net.  However,  his  shot  from  the  lefi 
comer  sailed  just  wide  of  the  net. 

"I  had  the  goalie  beat,  but  I  saw  two 
guys  in  front  of  the  net.  I  tried  to  bend 
it  right  and  I  bent  it  a  little  too  far,"  he 
said.  "We  played  betlcT  than  they  did 
and  I  think  we  have  a  better  team." 

Siljanovski's  third  scoring  oppor- 
tunity came  when  he  lofted  a  diffi- 
cult, high-arching  shot  from  just 
inside  the  left  sideline.  The  shot 
sailed  over  the  goalkeeper's  head  but 
it  hit  the  crossbar  and  bounced  out. 

Both  sides  seemed  to  agree  that 
luck  had  more  to  do  with  the  New 
Hampshire  win  than  anything  special 
done  by  the  Wildcats. 

"Massachusetts  has  a  good  team, 
we  were  very  fortunate."  said  New 
Hampshire  Coach  Mike  Noonan.  "We 
got  a  lucky  goal  jio  make  the  score 
2-0]  and  that  dug  a  hole  for  them. 
Massachusetts  kepi  battling  for  the 
entire  game,  which  is  a  credit  to  them 
They  are  going  to  give  teams  fits." 

Both  Noonan  and  Veneto  also 
praised  the  defensive  efforts  of  the 
Minutcmen.  who  severely  limited  the 
number  of  good  scoring  opportuni- 


ties for  the  Wildcats  all  afternoon. 

"We  hit  the  crossbar  twice  and  the 
post  once  in  the  first  1 5  minutes  and  it 
is  tough  to  come  back  from  that."  said 
Minuteman  Coach  Sam  Koch.  "We 
gave  up  two  goals  that  we  should  not 
have  given  up.  but  we  got  a  lot  of 
chances  [on  offense]  and  we  did  what 
we  had  to  do  the  majority  of  the  game." 

Koch  said  he  was  pleased  with  the 


play  of  freshman  forward  Mike 
Butler,  whose  aggressive  play  created 
opportunities  for  Massachusetts. 

"Butler  played  very  well  and  he  is  only 
gping  to  get  belter  arid  better."  he  said. 

Koch  said  he  and  his  team  are 
upset  about  the  loss,  but  they  will 
have  to  put  the  game  behind  them  if 
they  are  to  beat  Atlantic  10  rival 
Rutgers  this  Saturday. 


Rebecca  Myers  only  improves  after  outstanding  first  year 


mm  HLOOCAu/  cotitciAN 
Forward  Mike  Butler  and  the  rest  of  the  men's  soccer  team  were  unable 
to  score  a  goal  in  the  Minutemen's  2-0  loss  to  New  Hampshire. 


t)r  Condic*  Ftwnming 

CoMagion  Staff 


So  giood  and  so  young. 

Atlantic  10  Freshman  of  the  Year.  Soccer  America's  All- 
Freshman  Team  and  Soccer  /Vpws'  All-America  Team. 

Eleven  goals  and  nine  assists  for  51  points  last  year  in 
25  games  started  for  a  Final  Four  team. 

How  do  you  top  a  freshman  year  like  that? 

How  about  being  named  one  of  the  top  10  sophomores 
in  the  country  by  College  Sports  Magazine? 

Or  scoring  a  hat  trick  in  the  first  20  minutes  against 
Rhode  Island  and  two  more  goals  against  A-IO  rival  Temple 
for  a  team-leading  five  goals  (one  assist)  and  1 1  points? 

If  the  first  five  games  are  any  indication,  then  Rebecca 
Myers  is  certainly  on  her  way  to  bettering  her  freshman 
year  performance. 

"(Rebecca's)  done  a  nice  job."  said  Co«ch  |im  Rudy. 
"She's  been  identified  now  quite  frankly  by  the  opponent 
as  the  key  player  Get  No  II.  get  No.  II.'  You  hear  that 
all  the  lime.  She's  definitely  getting  recognition." 

Mention  all  of  that  to  Myers  and  she  will  rather  talk 
about  the  team. 

"I  always  think  the  team  should  come  first.  If  the  team 
plays  well  then  you're  going  to  have  certain  awards  given 
out."  said  Myers,  "but  without  the  team  then  you're  not 
going  to  get  any  awards.  If  you  don't  have  a  team  to  back 
you  up,  it's  not  worth  it. 

"One  person  can't  do  everything.  It's  the  team  that  gets 
everything  accomplished.  I  want  us  to  play  well  as  a  t«m 
•nd  go  back  to  the  Final  Four." 

In  fact,  mention  her  hat  trick  performance  against  URI 
and  she  will  not  take  the  credit  for  it. 

"I  had  great  services."  she  said.  "If  I  didn't  finish  them 
it  would  be  kind  of  embarassing." 

After  starring  for  Lassiter  High  School  in  Georgia  and 
the  Georgia  State  Club  team,  which  won  state  champi- 
onships in  1991  and  1992.  Myers  arrived  here  on  campus 
and  did  not  even  think  she  would  be  much  of  a  factor. 

"I  didn't  expect  to  play  much,"  said  Myers.  "I  thought 
I'd  play  a  couple  of  minutes  maybe,  starting  was  not  even 


close  to  imaginable.  It  was  a  surprising  year.' 

"Last  year  she  was  a  pleasant  surprise."  said  Rudy. 
"We  tried  not  to  put  any  pressure  on  her  about  taking  on 
leadership  or  a  commanding  role.  She  showed  she  had 
some  versatility  when  our  captain  (Paula  Wilkinsl  went 
out.  we  pushed  her  back  there  (at  sweeper)  with  Erin 
Lynch  and  she  more  than  held  her  own  back  iherc  Were 
now  excited  down  the  line  when  we  give  her  more  leader- 
ship and  responsibility." 

For  Myers,  making  it  to  the  Final  Four  in  her  first 
year  was  more  satisfying  than  receiving  all  of  the  indi- 
vidual awards. 

"It  was  fun.  It  was  great."  Myers  said.  "Thai's  what  I 
always  wanted  to  do  That  was  one  of  my  goals  in  college. 


to  gel  there  once  in  four  years." 

Getting  there  once  however  is  not  enough  for  Myers, 
she  wants  to  make  it  to  the  Final  Four  again. 

"I  want  us  to  play  well  as  a  team  and  go  back  to  the 
Final  Four  Now  that  we've  been  there,  we  know  what  it's 
like  and  we  know  what  to  expect,  and  if  we  don't  get  back 
its  going  to  hurt.  But  if  we  keep  improving  wiih  each 
game  and  we  keep  holding  up  our  own.  then  I  think  we'll 
do  all  right."  said  Myers. 

This  weekend.  Myers  and  the  rest  of  the  Minutewomen, 
ranked  fifth  nationally,  will  host  the  UMass  Classic  where 
Central  Florida,  the  University  of  Connecticut  and 


Turn  fo  My»f«.  page  12 


J  .  J  »    t  Uli«Wi  MIDI*  •tlAT10N5 

Sophomore  standout  Rebecca  Myers  has  tallied  a  team-  leading  five  goals  as  well  as  one  assist  for  12  DOints  so 
far  this  season.  '^ 


David 
Chan 


Rotation  changes  lead 
to  Red  Sox  difficulties 

I'm  not  a  Butch  Hobson  fan,  but  I  think  Dan 
Duquette,  the  general  manager  of  the  Boston  Red 
Sox.  has  made  yet  again  another  move  that  will 
have  no  positive  effect  on  our  beloved  hometown 
baseball  team. 

It  is  not  Hobson's  fault  that  the  Red  Sox  fell  from 
the  top  of  the  American  League  to  1 7  games  out  of 
first  place  in  the  AL  East.  Hobson,  a  country  boy 
from  Alabama,  simply 
had  a  team  that  is  no 
better  than  average  to 
work  with. 

Let's  face  the  facts.  I 
don't  care  if  you're 
Tony  LaRussa.  Billy  Martin,  Tony  Lasorda  or  even 
loc  Morgan,  you  can't  win  with  a  team  that  changes 
its  starting  rotation  every  week. 

Think  about  this  —  Hobson's  rotation  consisted 
of:  Nate  Minchey.  Tim  Vanegmond.  Gar  Finnvold. 
Chris  Nabholz.  Aaron  Selc.  Roger  Clemens,  and 
occasionally  |oe  Hesketh  The  Red  Sox  should  be 
tearing  the  Yankees  apart  with  this  group  of  pitch- 
ers. Get  with  it  Duquette.  Aaron  Sele  is  not  good 
enough  to  be  a  number  two  starter,  and  Butch  has 
three  minor  leaguers  being  thrown  into  the  fire. 
Could  any  manager  can  win  with  these  guys? 

Not  only  was  the  starting  rotation  falling  apart, 
but  the  bullpen  has  been  unable  to  pick  up  the  slack 
as  well.  Roger  Clemens  should  have  been  an 
All-Star  and  he  should  probably  have  been  in  the 
list  of  Cy  Young  candidalcs.  Clemens  was  tops  in 
earned  run  average,  opponent's  batting  average, 
quality  starts,  and  the  list  goes  on. 

But  the  bullpen  managed  to  help  him  win  only 
nine  games.  If  there  was  any  good  move  that 


Turn  fo  R«d  Sox,  poge  12 


Minutemen  host 
Maine  Black  Bears 

The  University  of  Massachusetts 
football  team  [1-1]  hosts  Maine  (0-3) 
tomorrow  at  1  p.m.  at  Warren  McCuirk 
Alumni  Stadium  (Story  on  page  8). 

Power  and  Class 
of  New  England 

The  MInuteman  Marching  Band 
will  take  part  in  Band  Day  along  with 
49  other  area  bands.  (Stury  on  page 
3). 


Welcome  to 
The  Machine 


Although  they  dislike  the  label.  The 
Machine  is  a  tribute  band  on  the  rise. 
Catch  their  show  tonight,  but  first 
check  our  preview.  (Story  on  page  5). 


Weekend  Forecast 

Rain  may  be  heavy  at  times.  High 
near  6S.  Northeast  winds  10  to  IS 
m.p.h.  Chance  of  rain  100  percent.  A 
SO  percent  chance  of  rain  in  the 
evening.  Low  around  SS. 


Q  o  ^ 


HIGH:  65 
low:  55 


HIGH:  73 
LOW:  58 


High:  70 
low:  60 


The  Massachusefts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  9 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Daily  Since  1967 


Friday,  September  23,  1994 


Roosevelt  attacks  Weld  on  public  education 


By  Ben  Gentan 

Collegian  Slaff 


Mark  Roosevelt,  winner  of 
Tuesday's  Democratic  primary, 
pledged  to  support  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  and  strongly  criticized 
Gov.  William  Weld  in  a  noontime 
rally  on  the  Student  Union  steps  yes- 
terday. 

"This  election  is  about  two  very 
different  visions  for  Massachusetts. 
For  too  long,  we've  had  governors  in 
Massachusetts  who  haven't  under- 
stood the  importance  of  public  higher 
education,"  said  Roosevelt,  who  beat 
his  closest  Democratic  challenger, 
George  Bachrach,  by  22  percentage 
points  in  Tuesday's  balloting. 

"Tuitions  are  high  enough.  Pericxd. 
Fees  are  high  enough.  Period." 
Roosevelt  said  to  the  crowd  of  over 
100  students.  "There  is  not  enough 
recognition  in  political  circles  in 
Massachusetts  of  the  contribution 
higher  education  makes  to  our  lives. 
The  theme  of  our  campaign  is  oppor- 
tunity. What  is  a  more  basic  part  of 
the  American  Dream  than  access  to 
public  higher  education?' 

Roosevelt,  a  four-term  state  repre- 
sentative from  Boston,  attacked 
Weld's  economic  record  and  said  the 
governor's  statements  about  job  cre- 
ation are  misleading. 

"When  Bill  Weld  tells  you  he's  cre- 
ated 100,000  jobs,  ask  him  to  tell  you 
what  kinds  of  jobs  they  are.  They're 
low-  paying,  no  benefits,  no  future 
kinds  of  jobs,"  said  Roosevelt. 

Rcwsevelt  is  running  as  a  moderate 
"new  democrat,"  emphasizing  themes 
of  personal  responsibility  and  fre- 
quently attacking  Weld  for  being 
"soft"  on  crime.  Yesterday,  he  told 
the  audience  Weld's  support  of  casi- 


no gambling  is  evidence  of  a  "values 
crisis." 

"The  question  we  need  to  ask  on 
casino  gambling  is  a  simple  one," 
said  Rcx)sevelt.  "Will  Massachusetts 
be  a  better  place  to  live  and  raise 
children?" 

He  also  used  yesterday's  speech  to 
support  a  graduated  income  tax  for 
Massachusetts  residents  and  told  the 
crowd  organized  labor  could  expect 
his  support  as  governor. 

"I  am  happy  today  to  stand  tcxlay 
with  the  92  percent  who  will  pay 
fewer  taxes  [with  the  passage  of  a 
graduated  income  tax]  and  let  Weld 
stand  with  the  eight  percent  who  will 
pay  more,"  said  Roosevelt.  "1  stand 
for  a  democratic  state  which  will 
stand  with  working  |>eople  and  stand 
with  college  students." 

Lieutenant  Governor  candidate 
Robert  K.  Massie,  who  defeated 
Marc  D.  Draisen  Tuesday,  also  spoke 
at  yesterday's  rally. 

He  attacked  Weld's  record  on 
higher  education,  telling  the  crowd 
Weld  'doesn't  care"  about  access  to 
higher  education  and  health  care  in 
Massachusetts. 

"Bill  Weld  has  demonstrated  no 
interest  in  building  a  common  future. 
Unlike  Bill  Weld,  we  do  not  believe 
the  future  lies  in  raising  tuition  and 
cutting  scholarships,"  said  Massie. 

Roosevelt  and  Massie  face  an 
uphill  battle  to  unseat  Weld,  who 
they  trail  in  the  polls  by  a  substantial 
margin,  in  November's  election.  They 
acknowledge  they  vfiW  not  be  able  to 
match  Weld's  campaign  spending, 
which  Roosevelt  noted  yesterday  may 
reach  $5  million. 

Roosevelt,  38.  served  as  co-chair 
of  the  Education  Committee  in  the 

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U.S.  effort  in  Haiti  to 
cost  Pentagon  $250M 


By  Robert  Bums 
Auocioled  Preu 


lUI  lO  COHOIDO  /  COI KCIAN 

Mark  Roosevelt,  the  Democratic  candidate  for  governor  of 
Massachusetts,  was  received  by  a  crowd  of  more  than  1 00  on  the  Student 
Union  steps  Thursday  afternoon. 


WASHINGTON  -  The  U.S.  mil 
itary  effort  in  Haiti  will  cost  the 
Pentagon  about  $250  million  over 
the  rest  of  the  year,  forcing  it  to 
ask  Congress  for  more  money. 
Defense  Secretary  William  Perry 
said  Thursday. 

He  said  about  I  1,000  U.S. 
troops  would  be  in  Haiti  by 
Thursday  night  as  part  of 
Operation  Uphold  Democracy, 
and  the  earliest  they  could  begin 
to  withdraw  would  be  after 
Haitian  parliamentary  elections 
set  for  December,  It  is  too  early  to 
predict  when  all  (he  troops  would 
be  out.  he  said. 

Asked  about  remarks  by  Lt. 
Gen.  Raoul  Cedras,  head  of  the 
military  junta,  that  he  planned  to 
stay  in  Haiti  after  relinquishing 
power.  Perry  said  he  believed 
Cedras  and  his  top  aides  would 
choose  to  leave,  but  added, 
"We're  not  going  to  force  Ihem 
out." 

Perry,  speaking  in  Norfolk,  Va., 
after  meeting  with  U.S.  sailors 
and  officers  of  U.S.  Atlantic 
Command,  said  the  cost  by  the 
end  of  September  would  be  about 
S'iO  million,  plus  an  additional 
$200  million  through  December. 

The  money  is  coming  from  the 
Defense  Department's  existing 
funds  but  will  put  such  a  squeeze 
on  the  budget  that  congressional 
leaders  already  have  been  told  the 
department  intends  lu  request  an 
extra  appropriation.  Perry  said. 


The  $250  million  is  what  Perry 
called  an  incremental  expense  - 
the  amount  beyond  what  these 
particular  forces  would  be  spend- 
ing on  normal  peacetime  training. 

On  Capitol  Hill,  lawmakers  in 
both  parties  vied  to  place  limits  on 
the  deployment. 

Key  Hou.se  Democrats  said  they 
were  drafting  legislation  that 
would  authorize  the  military 
action  in  Haiti  but  only  unlit  Feb. 
I  or  March  I,  when  the  mission 
would  have  to  be  turned  over  to 
an  international  United  Nations 
force. 

Republican  officials  said  they 
were  likely  to  have  their  own  pro- 
posal, and  Rep.  Christopher  Cox, 
R-Calif.,  filed  legislation  urging 
Democrats  to  immediately  sched- 
ule a  debate  and  vole  "upon  the 
scope  of  and  authorization  for" 
the  military  operation.  Perry  said 
that  once  Haitian  police  trained  by 
multinational  forces  have  begun 
operating  and  a  fair  parliamentary 
election  is  held,  "then  I  think  it's 
lime  to  consider  whether  we  can 
begin  to  pull  our  forces  out." 

About  40  percent  of  the  U.N. 
forces  that  would  remain  in  Haiti 
would  be  American,  he  said. 

Perry  said  that  although  no 
shuts  had  been  fired  at  the  U.S. 
troops  in  Haiti  so  far,  the  job  of 
overseeing  a  peaceful  transition 
from  the  military  junta  to  a  civil- 
ian-led government  headed  by 
exiled  President  |ean-Berlrand 
Arisiide  would  not  be  easy. 
Aristide  is  supposed  to  be 
relumed  to  power  by  next  month. 


Students  told  to  search  for  truth 


By  Kriftin  St.  John 

Collagian  Staff 


CCMOON  KfrniO  (  COlllCMN 

)ohn  Trudell,  a  Native  American  activist,  spoke 
to  an  audience  In  the  Campus  Center  Auditorium 
last  evening. 


Native  American  activist  |ohn  Trudell  instructed  a 
crowd  of  over  400  people  to  find  the  truth  in 
today's  reality  last  night  at  the  Campus  Center 
Auditorium. 

Introduced  by  Adonis  Ferreira  as  a  "spokesman 
for  our  community,"  Trudell  spoke  about  the  con- 
nection that  all  people  have  with  the  earih  and  how 
it  is  being  killed. 

After  reading  two  poems  about  that  delicate  con- 
nection. Trudell  touched  upon  Columbus'  arrival. 
Noting  that  the  Inquisition  was  still  happening  in 
F.urope.  he  said  the  Kuropeans  were  arriving  in 
America  with  diseased  minds  because  the  battle  for 
forced  religion  had  been  happening  for  400  years. 

Trudell  said  before  the  Inquisition,  Europeans 
lived  in  tribes  and  respected  the  earth.  But.  with  the 
creation  of  a  male  dominate  god.  it  was  considered 
alright  to  attack  the  land  and  each  other. 

"By  the  lime  European  descendants  got  here  their 
minds  were  ail  messed  up,"  said  Trudell. 

This  disease  in  their  minds,  he  said,  was  killing 
the  earth  like  termites  eat  through  a  house. 

Trudell  also  spoke  about  the  lie  of  democracy  in 
the  United  States.  Even  though  this  political  system 
is  about  majority  rule.  Native  Americans  could  not 
vote  because  they  were  the  majority;  women  were 
rK)l  allowed  to  vole  because  they  were  considered 
inferior;  African  Amcric«n^  did  not  vote  because 


The  New  Yorker  comes  to  UMass 

Esteemed  writer  Susan  Orlean  to  speak  at  Bowker 


By  Geri  Sahn 

Collagian  Staff 


Turn  to  TWTH  poge  3 


Susan  OHean  is  living  her  dream. 

On  Monday.  Sept.  26.  The  New  Yorker  staff  writer  will 
speak  about  writing  popular  American  culture.  The  pre- 
sentation will  take  place  in  Ihc  Bowker  Auditorium,  8 
p.m.  at  the  University  of  Massachusetts. 

Orlean  said  she  will  be  reading  some  of  her  work  and 
talking  about  the  choices  she  has  made  as  a  journalist 
throughout  her  life. 

'Magazines  exist  to  communicate.  We  need  to  encour 
age  every  kind  of  reader.  .  .  And  I  will  be  talking  about 
how  to  capture  the  feeling  of  popular  American  culture  in 
writing,"  Oriean  said. 

Working  at  The  Seu-  Yorker  has  always  been  a  goal  of 
OH  can's. 

■||  really  is  a  thrilling  occupation.  I  have  the  freedom  lo 
look  into  subjects  that  arc  really  unusual.  Sometimes  I 
have  lo  pinch  myself."  Orlean  said. 

Orlean  graduated  from  the  University  of  Michigan  in 
1976  with  a  degree  in  English  She  said  she  always  knew 
she  wanted  lo  write  for  magazines. 

'1  was  originally  thinking  about  law  school.  But  after 
graduation  I  look  a  year  off  and  wrote  for  a  tiny  magazine. 
It's  (writing  for  magazines!  hkc  heroin.  Once  I  tried  it,  it 
wa>  t(X)  late.  I  never  looked  back.  I  really  found  my  call- 
ing." Orlean  said. 

Many  of  Orlcan's  subjects  arc  ordinary  people. 

"I  write  about  Ihmgs  that  calch  my  eye  I  like  basketball 
and  kids.  .  .  Something  will  strike  me  and  I  will  do  a  story 
on  it.'  she  said. 


Lithuania  may  prosecute  if  U.S.  deports  Lileikis 


One  of  Orlcan's  favorite  subjects  was  a  high  school  bas- 
ketball player.  She  said  il  was  a  lot  of  fun.  and  very  chal- 
lenging to  spend  time  with,  and  write  about,  another  per- 
son's world. 

'It  is  like  eavesdropping  on  a  life.  You  get  involved 
with  the  people  you  write  about,  but  they  are  also  your 
subject."  OHean  said. 

Orlean  has  also  written  many  profiles  of  celebrities 
while  working  at  Rolling  Stone.  Tom  Hanks,  Andie 
MacfXjwell  and  |ane  Wallace  are  among  the  people  she 
has  prv.>filed. 

'I  had  a  great  time  working  for  Rolling  Stone.  I  began 
lo  feel  my  oats  for  'writing  as  I  see  and  experience  it' 
when  I  traveled  with  the  band  Bon  |ovi  for  five  days.  It 
was  such  a  revelation,"  Orlean  said. 

Orlean  said  she  enjoys  interviewing  celebrities,  but 
enjoys  the  freedom  to  look  into  subjects  that  are  unusual. 

'Rolling  Stone  let  me  do  f,tories  thai  were  «  blast,  but  I 
had  an  overdo.sc  on  celebrities,"  she  said. 

Orlean  has  written  many  "Talk  Of  The  Town"  pieces, 
which  arc  short  commentary  articles  in  The  New  Yorker. 
"Writing  for  Talk  Of  The  Town  is  very  liberating.  I  hope 
to  publish  all  of  them  in  a  book."  she  said. 

Red  Sox  and  Blue  Fish  and  Saturday  Night  are  two 
books  Orlean  has  published.  In  Saturday  Night,  she  wrote 
about  how  people  spend  iheir  Saturday  nights 

Orlean  has  also  written  for  Vogue  and  contributed 
many  articles  to  Lsquire 

The  presentation  is  a  scries  in  conjunction  with  The 
Net*'  Yorker  Educational  Program.  The  program  was  set 
up  lo  encourage  students  to  read  The  New  Yorker  in  order 
lo  extxniente  different  styles  of  writing. 


By  Michad  Tomi 
Asjociated  Preij 


TALLINN.  Estonia  —  Lithuanian  officials  said 
Thursday  they  would  likely  prosecute  a  Massachusetts 
man  accused  of  Nazi  war  crimes  if  he  is  deported  from  the 
United  Stales  lo  the  small  Baltic  country. 

The  Lithuanian  Prosecutor's  Office  said  it  had  not 
begun  a  formal  investigation  of  Aleksandras  Lileikis  of 
NorwiKxi.  an  87  year  old  retired  publishing  company 
employee. 

"If  his  crimes  are  clear  and  he  is  deported  to  Lithuania, 
he  will  be  tried  and  could  be  jailed,"  Special  Prosecutor 
Vidmantas  Vaicickauskas  said  by  telephone  from  the 
Lithuanian  capital.  Vilnius. 

Lileikis  could  face  a  maximum  life  sentcfKe  in  prison  if 
convicted  in  Lithuania. 

The  U.S.  lustice  Department  accused  him  Wednesday 
of  being  "a  senior-level  perpetrator  of  the  Holocaust" 
when  Germany  occupied  Lithuania  during  WoHd  War  II. 
Lileikis  allegedly  headed  the  Lithuanian  Security  Police 
for  Vilnius  and  tiiok  part  in  the  murder  of  lews,  irKluding 
a  6-year-old  giH,  Fruma  Kaplan. 

A  lawsuit  filial  in  U.S.  District  Court  in  Boston  seeks  to 
strip  Lileikis  of  his  citizenship  and  deport  him.  possibly  lo 
Lithuania.  Members  of  Lithuania's  Jewish  community 
welcomed  the  news  thai  an  alleged  war  criminal  could  be 
held  accountable. 

'It's  not  time  lo  forget  the  past."  said  Emanual 
Zingeris.  a  member  of  parliament  and  president  of  the 
Icwish  Community  of  Lithuania.  "If  such  individuals  are 
guilty  they  should  be  prosecuted  and  go  lo  jail." 

But  many  Lithuanians  have  expressed  reservations  in 
the  past  about  prosecuting  alleged  Nazi  war  criminals. 


arguing  that  evidence  has  sometimes  been  weak  and 
based  on  files  doctored  by  the  Soviet  KGB. 

"Nobody  will  protest  if  someone  is  guilty  and  has  to  be 
punished.*  said  Vytaulas  l.andsbergis,  an  opposition 
leader  and  former  president  'But  many  people  oppose 
accusations  on  the  basis  of  rumors  and  unsubstantiated 
evideiKe.  We  have  had  such  problems." 

Landsbergis  said  many  Lithuanians  also  believe  Nazi 
war  criminals  are  sought  but  agents  of  Soviet-era  crimes 
are  overlooked . 

After  Lithuania  won  independence  from  the  Soviet 
Union  in  \99\,  lewish  groups  at  home  and  abroad  cnii 
cized  the  government  for  not  fully  cooperating  in  bringing 
Nazi  war  criminals  to  justice  More  recently.  Lithuania 
has  signed  agreements  with  countries,  including  ihc 
United  Stales,  on  exchanging  information  on  Nazi  war 
criminals. 

The  Lithuanian  ProsccukTs  uffitc  said  Thursday  it  had 
opened  its  files  lo  U.S  officials  investigating  Lileikis. 

Landsbergis  said  Lithuania  will  vigorously  pursue  the 
prosecution  if  there  is  sufficient  evidence  'Legal  matters 
will  be  dealt  with  correctly."  he  said. 

The  Nazi-era  slaughter  of  lews  remains  a  sensitive  issue 
in  Lithuania,  where  a  large,  prewar  lewish  community 
was  almost  completely  wiped  out  In  Vilnius,  once  a  cen 
ter  of  European  lewish  cultural  life.  55.000  of  the  city's 
60.000  lews  were  either  killed  or  deported  to  tun.  cnii.i 
lion  camps. 

In  the  forests  of  Paneriai.  where  Fruma  Kaplan  and 
many  others  were  shot,  thousands  of  bones  are  still  visible 
under  a  thin  layer  of  decaying  leaves  and  underbrush. 

Zingeris  said  many  Lithuanians  have  not  faced  up  lo 
the  tragedy  or  the  fact  that  many  of  their  countrymen  col- 
laborat«l  with  the  Nazis. 


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Friday.  Sept.  2J 

Meeting  —  Campus  Crusade  For  Christ.  Campus 
Center.  Urnass,  Check  info,  desk  for  room  number,  7  p.m. 

Theater  —  Auditions  for  UMass  Theater  Guild.  Witness 
For  The  Prosecution.  Campus  Center  Room  IbS  d,  6:30 
p.m..  Information:  545-0415. 

Special  Event  —  Healthy.  Wealthy,  and  Wise?  Health 
care  in  the  Ws.  Main  Lecture  Hall,  Holyoke  College.  3 
p.m. 

rUm  —  To  Kill  A  Mockingbird,  Gamble  Auditorium, 
MUC.  $2.50,  Show  times;  7  and  9:15  p.m. 

Film  —  Great  Muppet  Caper,  Campus  Center  Theater, 
Amherst  College.  $1.75,  Show  times:  7:30  and  10  p.m. 

Community  —  Amherst  Area  Amateur  Astronomers 
Association  Club  Meeting,  Bassett  Planetarium,  Morgan 
Hall.  Amherst  College,  8  p.m.  Free. 

Saturday,  Sept.  24 

Hayride  —  Sponsored  by  Campus  Crusade  for  Christ, 
$6.  Open  to  all.  Rides  from  Halgis  Mall,  7:45  p.m.. 
Information:  546-7302. 

Sunday.  Sept.  25 

BBQ  —  And  volleyball,  Hillel  House.  588  N.  Pleasant 
Street,  Amherst.  $2,  Sponsored  by  UMass  Hillel,  1:30 
p.m. 


First  Aid  -  Interested  in  joining  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  Fire  and  First  Aid  Unit?  Room  N40b 
Morrill  North,  7  p.m..  Information;  545-1885. 

Muiic  ■  Boston  Renaissance  Ensemble,  Sage  Recital 
Hall,  Smith  College,  Free,  8  p.m. 

Lecture  ■  Conserving  Community  -  Wendell  Berry  will 
be  speaking.  Benefits  will  go  to  Brookfield  Farm.  $10, 
lohnson  Chapel,  Amherst  College.  7  p.m. 

Monday,  Sept.  26 

Community  -  Candle  lighting.  Hakafot,  evening  ser- 
vices, Chabad  House,  6:21  p.m..  Information:  549-4094. 

Other  Activities  and  Upcoming  Events 

Volunteers  Seeded  -  Campus  Pond  Cleanup  at  UMass. 
Sept.  27  &  28,  from  3  p.m.  to  6  p.m.  T-Shirts  and 
refreshments  will  be  provided.  Call:  545-231 7. 

Community  Sen'ice  -  The  Companion  Program  is  look- 
ing for  volunteers.  Call;  255-2591. 

Internships  ■  MASSPIRG  is  offering  internships  for  the 
fall  semester.  Earn  course  credits.  Information;  423B 
Student  Union  or  call  545-0199. 

Earn  Credits  ■  The  Peer  Education  Program  on  Sexual 
Harassment  is  recruiting  50  undergraduate  men  and 
women  for  its  one-credit  training  session  this  semester. 
Information:  call  Mike  at  346-0365. 


Lazin  to  speak  at  Hillel  during  Shabbat  services 


By  Jacob  W.  Mkhoels 

Collegian  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  Hillel  will  be  seeing  a 
familiar  face  today.  Fred  Lazin,  an  alum  of  the  University, 
will  be  joining  Hillel  House  for  dinner  and  then  speaking 
during  Shabbat  services. 

Lazin  graduated  from  UMass  with  his  bachelors  of  arts 
degree  in  government  and  went  on  to  get  his  masters 
degree  and  doctorate  in  political  science  from  the 
University  of  Chicago. 

Lazin  spent  time  working  at  the  John  |ay  College  of 
Criminal  justice  of  the  City  University  of  New  York, 
University  of  California  at  Los  Angeles,  and  Cornell 
University  before  joining  the  faculty  at  Ben-Gurion 
University  in  Israel. 

At  BGU,  Lazin  helped  develop  interdisciplinary  pro- 
grams in  urban  studies  and  political  science,  as  well  as 
serving  for  two  years  as  chairperson  of  the  Department  of 


Behavioral  Sciences. 

Lazin  was  the  director  of  the  Humphrey  Institute  for 
Social  Ecology  from  1981-1986,  where  he  worked  to 
expand  the  university's  role  in  the  surrounding  communi- 
ty. From  this  research  was  developed  the  first  and  second 
International  Symposiums  on  the  Role  of  Universities  in 
Developing  Areas.  Lazin  also  created  new  fields  in 
Holocaust  studies  through  his  research  on  how  American- 
Jewish  organizations  responded  to  German-|ewish 
refugees  in  the  1930s. 

In  1991,  Lazin  was  appointed  to  the  Lynn  and  Lloyd 
Hurst  Family  Chair  in  Local  Government  at  BGU.  In  that 
position  he  works  to  further  understand  local  government 
in  Israel  and  around  the  world.  He  also  accepted  the  posi- 
tion of  Director  of  the  Overseas  Student  Program  at  BGU. 
Attendance  in  the  program  has  nearly  tripled  under  his 
guidance. 

Lazin  will  be  talking  about  his  experiences  as  an 
American  in  Israel. 


Roosevelt 


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SUZANNt  CAM  I  COI.UCIAN 

People  gathered  on  the  steps  of  the  Student  Union  yesterday  in  a  show  of  support  for  Democrat  Mark 
Roosevelt  and  his  challenge  of  Gov.  William  Weld. 


Legislature  and  helped  write  the  1993  Education 
Reform  Act. 

The  law  ensured  that  public  schools  in  low-income 
communities  receive  a  base  amount  of  funding  apart 
from  property  taxes,  and  established  uniform  gradua- 
tion and  teacher  performance  standards. 

Yesterday,  Roosevelt  said  that  as  governor,  he  would 
work  to  establish  high  school  programs  for  motivated 
students,  noting  "we  aren't  there  for  the  kids  that  want 
to  play  it  straight  and  want  to  make  the  most  of  their 
lives." 


Roosevelt  also  said  yesterday  that  welfare  should 
serve  to  "help  people  that  want  to  help  themselves." 

In  his  campaign,  Roosevelt  has  proposed  a  one-year 
time  limit  for  welfare  recipients  to  find  employment, 
after  which  they  will  face  a  25  hour  per  week  commu- 
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By  Carlos  Castillo 

Collegian  Correspondent 


AHORA.  a  Registered  Student  Organization  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts,  began  22  years  ago  through 
the  efforts  of  faculty,  local  leaders  and  students  who 
shared  Spanish  as  a  common  language. 

The  choice  of  the  name  AHORA.  meaning  "now"  in 
Spanish,  reflected  the  urgent  need  for  an  organization 
which  incorporated  Spanish  language  into  an  RSO. 

AHORA  distinguishes  itself  because  of  the  many  activi- 
ties it  offers.  Last  year,  the  group  ran  20  activities. 
Organizers  of  AHORA  said  they  expect  similar  success 
this  year. 

President  Norma  Rosa,  a  junior  apparel  marketing 
major,  said  her  goals  for  AHORA  are  to  "continue  educa- 
tional, cultural,  and  political  efforts  —  in  that  order." 

Constant  assistance  allows  members  of  AHORA  to 
move  positively  in  realizing  the  group's  mission;  to  devel- 
op an  organization  that  represents  the  wholeness  of  Latin 
American  cultures  on  campus.  Rosa  said. 

Rosa's  duties  are  shared  with  Vice  President.  |uan 
Mejia.  a  civil  engineering  senior.  Rosa  said  both  she  and 
Mejia  make  a  conscious  effort  to  bridge  the  needs  of  the 
Latin  American  community  through  student  organized 


meetings,  committees,  news  letters,  and  communication 
with  other  campus  and  local  organizations. 

AHORA  opens  opportunities  for  the  Latin  American 
community  to  gather  by  financially  supporting  groups 
who  wish  to  participate  in  various  activities  scheduled 
throughout  the  year,  Rosa  said. 

These  activities  have  included  participation  in  an  inter- 
national fair.  AHORA  also  presented  videos  and  literature 
at  tables  on  the  Campus  Center  Concourse,  Throughout 
the  year,  they  have  brought  distinguished  speakers,  artists 
and  musicians  to  visit  the  campus. 

Over  40  people  attended  AHORA's  opening  meeting 
last  night. 

"AHORA  is  important  because  it  unites  Latino  stu- 
dents," said  Rosa  Monet,  a  sophomore  exercise  science 
major  and  treasurer. 

Darrin  Bouley.  senior  biology  major,  said.  "I'm  interest- 
ed in  learning  a  second  language." 

Tonight.  AHORA  will  be  sponsoring  Noche  Social 
Latino  America  in  the  Southside  Room  in  the  Southwest 
Residential  Area  from  7:50-9:30  p.m.  The  event  will  be 
followed  by  a  Fiesta  Latina  at  10  p.m. 

Tomorrow  will  be  Sabor  Latino  also  in  the  Southside 
Room  ill  Southwest  from  8  p.m.  to  I  a.m.  which  will 
include  Latino  food.  Admission  is  $5. 


Budget  discussed  at  faculty  senate  meeting 


By  Jessica  Tavwna 

Collegian  Staff 


Physical  assaults  on  minority  stu- 
dents are  a  result  of  multicultural 
issues  being  taken  too  lightly  on  cam- 
pus, according  to  Prasad  Veneujopal. 
president  of  the  Graduate  Student 
Senate. 

Veneujopal  spoke  yesterday  after- 
noon at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  Faculty  Senate  meet- 
ing, where  many  issues  were 
addressed.  It  marked  the  first  meet- 
ing of  the  semester. 

Relations  with  the  state,  in  western 
Massachusetts,  with  the  surrounding 
campuses,  and  within  UMass  were 
key  points  addressed  as  people  set 
down  guidelines  and  goals  for  the 
next  two  semesters. 

Low  faculty  morale  is  a  problem 
that  stems  from  the  state  and  other 


political  forces  failing  to  support  and 
appreciate  the  faculty,  according  to 
Provost  Pat  Crosson.  in  working  on 
raising  the  morale  of  the  faculty,  she 
hopes  to  inject  new  energy  into 
undergraduate  education  at  UMass. 

The  profits  of  economic  develop- 
ment were  discussed  and  the  process 
wherein  enrichening  UMass  talent 
benefits  the  community.  In  projecting 
those  talents  outwardly,  there  is 
greater  opportunity  to  attract  compa- 
nies, ultimately  creating  more  jobs. 

Chancellor  David  K.  Scott  noted 
that  UMass  is  now  the  fourth  most 
expensive  public  university  in  the 
country,  stepping  down  from  the 
rank  of  second  in  the  nation  last  year. 
This  set  the  tone  for  the  budget  con- 
cerns discussed. 

A  long-term  budget  request  plan 
that  would  involve  participation  from 
an  Amherst  representative  and  sena- 


tor was  discussed. 

The  main  focus  of  the  plan  would 
be  to  make  sure  students  were  only 
paying  the  one-third  of  tuition  they 
are  responsible  for  while  attending  a 
state  school,  as  opposed  to  the  42 
percent  they  are  currently  paying  at 
UMass. 

Scott  reported  that  the 
Chancellor's  Council  has  raised  30 
percent  more  than  it  did  last  year  and 
the  university  has  received  $12,500 
in  private  giving.  This  promoted  dis- 
cussion of  increased  alumni  relations. 

The  biggest  concern  about  budget 
allocating  and  fund  raising  seemed  to 
be  a  need  for  more  collaboration 
within  the  university. 

Scott  stressed  this  point  and  said  it 
could  be  made  possible  through 
increased  communication.  He  spoke 
of  "blurring  the  boundaries,"  in  order 
to  do  so. 


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they  were  property  and  even  white  men  who  did  not  own 
land  were  excluded.  He  said  looking  at  democracy  as  an 
outsider  he  could  see  it  as  "a  direct  threat  to  the  evolution 
of  our  tribes." 

Trudell  said  democracy  and  capitalism  consider  him  an 
enemy  because  he  questions  the  truth  behind  it.  He  asked 
why  people  in  power  are  concerned  about  wha.  one  per- 
son says  about  them  or  other  groups  of  people.  Calling  the 
savings  and  loan  scandal  a  treason  against  the  American 
economy,  Trudell  said  he  did  not  understand  why  it  has 
been  called  a  scandal. 

"Exactly  what's  happening  in  this  democracy?*  he 
8*ked. 

Trudell  was  quick  to  point  out  that  peoples  lives  are 
about  evolution  not  revolution,  human  beings  should  use 
their  minds  to  be  creative  and  cause  change.  Instead  of 
suppressing  emotions,  people  need  to  get  in  touch  with 
their  feelings  and  be  true  to  themselves.  He  also  said 
before  doing  something  people  must  check  out  their 
motive  and  intentions. 

"I  don't  think  that  the  mind  shuts  down,"  he  said. 
"Thoughts  are  always  there,  they  are  creative  energy  fivm 


the  mind." 

To  find  the  point  of  reality.  Trudell  told  the  attentive 
audience  to  speak  the  truth  to  themselves  and  to  learn 
from  their  mistakes  quickly.  He  said  childhood  is  learning, 
adulthood  is  knowledge  and  old  age  is  wisdom. 

"What  prevents  wisdom  is  not  knowing  the  truth,"  he 
said.  Trudell  also  touched  on  sexism,  saying  it  was  a  tool 
to  break  down  society.  When  Europeans  came  to  North 
America,  Indians  still  viewed  the  earth  as  the  mother,  so 
the  women  were  attacked.  He  said  if  women  realigned 
themselves  with  the  earth  and  become  one  with  their 
thoughts  and  feelings  there  would  be  a  change  in  power. 

"It's  not  going  to  change  until  the  consciousness  of 
women  change  it,"  he  said. 

Talking  about  the  tragedy  in  Waco,  Texas,  Trudell  men- 
tioned how  Attorney  General  Janet  Reno  took  the  fall  for 
President  Clinton.  He  said  women  clean  up  after  men  all 
the  time. 

Trudell  used  another  poem  to  sum  up  his  speech  which 
read:  "We  are  part  of  the  dream  time.  .  .  Happiness  is  one 
of  the  colors.  We  can't  buy  happiness,  we  can't  steal  it, 
we  can  create  it." 


Minuteman  marching  band  plays  on 

Power  and  class  of  ISJew  England  form  family  under  Parks 


COlliGIANIUi  PMOIO 

The  Power  and  Class  of  New  England,  the  Minuteman  Marching  Band,  will  join  49  other  bands  from 
around  the  area  for  Band  Day  at  tomorrow's  football  game  at  Warren  McCuirk  Alumni  Stadium.  Festivities 
for  Band  Day  begin  at  1  p.m.  with  the  start  of  the  Massachusetts-Maine  football  game  and  culminate  with  a 
show  which  includes  all  SO  bands  at  halftime. 


By  Motthaw  Wurtz*l 

Collegian  Correspondent 


Many  students  will  attend  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  foot- 
ball game  this  weekend  and  have 
the  opportunity  to  hear  the 
Minuteman  Marching  Band,  but 
few  realize  what  goes  on  behind 
the  scenes. 

The  band  goes  through  intensive 
training  and  practicing  before  each 
performance,  according  to  George 
Parks,  director  of  the  band. 

The  band  begins  practicing 
about  a  week  and  a  half  before 
most  students  return  to  campus  for 
the  fall  semester. 

Freshmen  enter  the  band  know- 
ing little  about  how  to  march,  but 
within  three  weeks,  they  arc  just  as 
competent  as  returning  band  mem- 
bers, according  to  |ohn  Thomson,  a 
senior  computer  systems  engineer 
ing  major  and  a  clarinet  player. 

"Band  members  work  very  hard, 
they  put  in  long  hard  hours,  but 
when  it's  done,  they  have  a  feeling 
of  accomplishment,  a  feeling  of 
pride,"  said  Parks. 

However,  to  many  members,  the 
band  is  more  than  just  music  and 
hard  work.  To  many  members,  like 
senior  marketing  major  and  trum- 
pet player  Tim  O'Toole,  it  is  like  a 
family.  Parks  said  he  believes  the 


band  is  a  sub-culture. 

"The  band,  besides  being  a  fami- 
ly, is  an  outlet  of  creativity,"  said 
"Thomson. 

The  present  band  structure  grew 
out  of  an  effort  in  the  1960s  by  for- 
mer University  President  David 
Lcdcrie  to  form  a  strong  marching 
band. 

Lcderic  hired  Dr.  |ohn  Icnkins  in 
1963  as  the  now  band  director  who 
took  a  different  and  more  serious 
approach  than  his  predecessor, 
Joseph  Contino. 

Jenkins  began  intensive 
rehearsals  everyday,  and  he  spon- 
sored the  formation  of  band  service 
fraternity  Kappa  Kappa  Psi  and 
sorority  Tau  Beta  Sigma,  which  are 
currently  still  present  at  the 
University. 

In  1977,  current  band  director 
Parks  look  the  helm.  He  said  he 
kept  many  of  Jenkins'  innovations, 
plus  he  expanded  upon  them.  Parks 
said  he  was  not  afraid  of  playing 
untraditional  pieces  at  perfor- 
mances. 

"With  every  organization,  there 
always  is  an  evolution,  you  never 
stay  the  same,  you  either  get  belter 
or  worse,"  Parks  said. 

The  band  is  nationally  recog- 
nized as  une  u(  ibe  finest  collegiate 
marching  bands  Last  year,  the 
band  had  the  opportunity  to  per- 


form at  the  Bands  of  America  in 
Indiana. 

"It  was  really  great  getting  a 
chance  to  go  do  the  Indianapolis 
trip,  that  was  where  the  band  really 
had  the  opportunity  to  perform  on 
a  national  stage"  said  Parks. 

In  the  past,  the  band  has  per- 
fomied  at  both  of  former  President 
Ronald  Reagan's  inaugural 
parades,  and  every  year  they  per- 
form at  at  least  one  New  England 
Patriots'  game. 

Last  year  a  documentary  entitled 
The  Power  and  Class  was  produced 
by  Tony  Musari  who  professionally 
produces  documentaries.  The  docu- 
mentary followed  months  of  band 
activities  and  events. 

Many  members  of  the  band  were 
interviewed  about  their  experiences 
in  the  band.  The  documentary  con- 
cluded with  coverage  of  the  Bands 
of  America. 

"The  documentary  focused  on 
many  students  of  the  band  and 
what  they  go  through  as  members." 
said  Parks. 

This  weekend  the  band  will  be 
hosting  the  10th  Annual  Band  Day. 
According  to  Parks,  there  will  be 
49  high  school  bands  attending  the 
UMass  football  game  from  across 
New  England.  The  high  school 
hands  will  (x-rform  with  the  UMass 
band  at  half  lime 


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I  am  not  going  to  write  a  column  about  the  infamous 
"senior  slump."  because  I  refuse  to  blame  my  lack  of 
motivation  and  general  feeling  of  being  unfocused  on 
the  fact  thai  I  am  beginning  my  last  year  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts. 

Every  fall  for  the  past  three  years  I  have  relumed  to 
school  full  of  excitement  (and  maybe  just  a  little  anxiety), 
eager  to  kick  off  a  new  year.  I  have  looked  forward  to 
classes  that  would  challenge  me,  that  would  leach  me 
about  places  and  things  of  which  I  was  previously  igno- 
rant. 

1  have  looked  forward  lo  getting  to  know,  and  eventual- 
ly earning  the  respect  of  my  professors  by  demonstrating  a 
genuine  appreciation  of  knowledge. 

Fxtracurricular  activities,  from  the 

Collegian  to  the  Italian  Club,  to  editing  a 
journal  for  the  comparative  literature 
department,  have  always  been  important  in 
helping  me  feel  as  though  my  education 
was  not  confined  solely  to  a  classroom.  I 
undertook  every  activity  with  a  zest  to  contribute  and. 
more  selfishly,  make  myself  a  more  well-  rounded  person 
with  an  equally  well-rounded  social  network. 

But  this  year  is  different. 

I'm  not  sure  if  this  is  what  is  commonly  referred  to  as 
bum-oul.  but  in  many  ways  I  feel  as  though  Tve  been 
there,  done  it,  nailed  it  shut.  I  look  around  at  the  young 
faces  in  many  of  my  classrooms,  some  of  them  full  of  the 
same  ambition  that  I  now  look  for,  but  cannot  seem  to  find. 

As  I  fill  in  the  bubbles  of  my  GRE  registration  forms 
and  send  away  for  applications  to  various  graduate 
schools.  1  cannot  help  but  feel  that  the  transition  to  there 
is  slowly  consuming  my  remaining  existence  here. 

I  look  at  my  friends  and  wonder  what  will  become  of 
ihem  a  year  from  now.  wonder  if  they  too.  will  look  back 
at  this  as  a  time  of  confusion.  I  question  the  validity  of 
our  fading  "now."  and  wonder  if  the  memories  we  create 
in  the  coming  months  will  constitute  something  strong 
enough  to  keep  us  all  together  after  we  throw  our  tasseled 
caps  in  the  air  next  May. 

My  mother,  who  is  probably  one  of  the  wisest  women 
in  Ihe  world,  would  have  a  few  choice  words  for  me.  I 


know.  She  would  tell  me  not  to  abandon  today  in  the  fear 
of  what  tomorrow  may  bring.  She  would  probably  also 
yell  at  me  for  wasting  this  precious  time,  one  of  the  most 
exciting  and.  in  many  ways,  happiest  times  of  my  life. 

Of  course,  like  all  mothers,  she  would  be  right.  I  think 
of  all  of  the  good  limes  I  have  shared  with  amazing  peo- 
ple, all  of  the  things  ihai  I  have  learned  about  this  curious 
world,  and  above  all.  about  my.self. 

I  think  of  all  of  the  late  night  reading  (and  coffee),  end- 
less hours  down  in  the  good  old  campus  center  basement, 
blurry  weekends,  basketball  games,  thousands  of  pages  of 
exams  and  final  papers,  trips  that  ranged  from 
Northampton  to  Italy,  concerts,  novels,  and  other  events 
that  have  constituted  my  life  for  the  past  six  semesters, 
and  1  know  that  my  time  here  has  been 
spent  well. 

I  know  that  I  have  been  extremely  lucky 
to  have  had  many  of  the  experiences  that  I 
have  had,  to  have  met  the  incredible  peo- 
ple that  are  in  my  life,  and  to  have  received 
what  I  believe  to  be  an  excellent  education. 

Perhaps  my  recent  lack  of  interest  in  this  place  is  my 
way  of  preparing  to  leave  —  like  fighting  with  a  close 
friend  before  leaving  for  a  long  trip  so  that  saying  good- 
bye is  easier.  If  I  convince  myself  now  that  I  have  gotten 
all  I  can  from  this  institution,  leaving  it  behind  will  make 
a  whole  lot  more  sense,  come  May. 

What  doesn't  make  much  sense,  however,  is  writing  off 
the  next  year  to  cushion  the  blow  of  its  end.  Why  spend 
the  next  two  semesters  turning  my  nose  up  at  everything 
that  has  brought  me  so  much  happiness  in  the  past  three 
years?  Why  not  make  memories  of  my  last  year  that  will 
reflect  the  good  times  that  I  have  had  throughout  my 
undergraduate  career'? 

None  of  us  want  to  look  back  at  our  senior  year  as  a 
time  of  longing  for  the  past,  fearing  the  future  and,  conse- 
quently ignoring  the  present.  Sure,  this  is  a  scary  time  for 
all  of  us  who  do  not  have  the  comfort  of  knowing  we  are 
returning  to  UMass  in  the  fall,  but  we  are  here  now;  we 
should  enjoy  and  appreciate  our  remaining  time  here. 

Man.  my  mother  would  be  proud  of  me. 

Emily  Marino  is  a  Collegian  staff  member. 


Another  nighty  another  HSCN  movie  in  Southwest 


Andrew 
Bryce 


I  sal  in  my  room,  pathetically 
alone. 
It  was  a  few  nights  ago.  and  I 
was  switching  the  channels,  try- 
ing to  find  something  anything  that 
was  half-way  interesting.  Nothing 
was  on.  obviously  by  the  fact  that  I 
began  to  watch  the  inspirational 
flick,  Kudy.  based  on  a  true  story 
about  a  scrub  who  has  a  dream  of 
suiting  up  for  the  Notre  Dame  foot- 
ball team. 

Well,  that  same  scrub  got  his  wish 
by  Ihe  end  of  the  film,  and  I  was  hon- 
estly pretty  happy  for 
the  little  guy.  I  sat 
there,  just  me.  and 
watched  it  from  start 
lo  finish.  When  it 
ended.  I  didn't  react 
the  way  I  did  after  Rocky  III,  when  I 
shadow  boxed  with  myself  in  the  mir- 
ror, or  Karate  Kid,  where  my  friends 
and  I  were  attempting  flying  kicks 
into  the  air. 

I  did  admittedly  get  a  small  chill  at 
the  end,  as  the  5-foot,  80-pound 
Rudy  got  to  play  for  the  Fightin'  Irish 
in  the  waning  moments  of  a 
blow-out.  Regardless.  I  changed  the 
channel  to  Lettcrman. 

So.  I  am  sitting  there,  yet  still  by 
myself,  tuning  into  my  late-night 
Idol.  I  hear  this  screaming  and  yelling 
coming  from  outside.  Curiously,  I 
walked  to  the  window  and  looked 
out.  I  see  these  people  outside,  one 
on  Ihe  other's  shoulders,  dancing 
around.  I  heard  people  screaming 
from  the  surrounding  dorms,  as  well 
as  my  own.  Everyone  seemed  so 
happy.  What  were  they  yelling  for? 
Who  were  they  all  cheering  about? 

Rudy. 


Apparently,  everyone  in  the 
Southwest  area  had  tuned  into  good 
ol'  Housing  Services  Cable  Network, 
and  watched  the  movie.  There  I  was, 
thinking  I  was  a  despicable  toolbox 
for  watching  Rudy,  and  yet.  I  happily 
was  not  alone.  I  was  actually  one  of 
many  toolboxes  in  the  vicinity  who 
agonizingly  survived  the  Hick. 

The  reaction  was  amazing.  Every 
room  (besides  mine  of  course, 
because,  after  all.  i  was  alone,  and 
you  just  can't  yell  things  out  of  your 
room  when  you  are  by  yourself)  was 
ibeing  screamed  out  of 

because  of  the  inspiration 

induced       by       Rudy. 

Pandemonium  just  brotie 
'loose  around  Southwest. 

as  people  cheered, 
screamed,  wept  and  danced  for  a 
good  hour  after  the  conclusion  of  the 
HSCN  special. 

I  was  so  dumbfounded  about  the 
reaction  that  I  made  some  calls  to  my 
friends.  Here  I  am.  stuck  back  in  the 
dorms  in  my  junior  year,  especially  in 
a  maniacal  zoo  like  Southwest,  with  a 
variety  of  sorts  chanting  a  has-been 
(or  never-was)  football  player's 
name.  And  there  were  my  friends,  off 
in  some  never-never  land  called 
off-campus  housing. 
The  bastards. 

I  called  my  friend  Cameron,  and  he 
got  a  big  kick  out  of  the  Rudy  reac- 
tion as  I  stuck  the  phone  out  the  win- 
dow for  them.  Cameron  and  his 
roommates  were  sitting  around,  kick- 
ing back  with  some  beers.  Routinely, 
when  they  are  all  boozing  it  up.  they 
put  me  on  speaker  phone,  and  ask 
me  to  say  something,  so  they  can  all 
bust  out  laughing. 


It's  the  kind  cf  thing  that's  funny 
for  the  first  five  minutes,  and  then  it 
runs  dry.  Enough  lime  to  tell  a  few 
silly  jokes  to  a  bunch  of  intoxicated 
idiots  (just  kidding  guys,)  and  have 
them  get  a  small  laugh  out  of  it. 

What  sucks  about  it,  though,  is 
they  usually  call  me  at  3  a.m.  when 
they  are  piss-drunk,  as  I  am  trying  to 
get  my  nightly  five  hours  of  sleep.  It 
amuses  me  for  the  first  five  minutes, 
and  then  I'm  ready  to  hit  the  sheets. 
Somehow,  that  does  not  sit  well  with 
ihem  after  the  case  of  beer,  as  they 
continue  lo  call  until  I  put  the  phone 
off  the  hook. 

Ah,  the  invention  of  the  speaker 
phone  —  right  up  there  with  the 
peephole. 

I  then  called  my  buddy  Butchie, 
and  he,  loo,  got  a  laugh  out  of  the 
Rudy  ordeal.  He  and  his  dorm-mates 
were  taking  part  in  consuming  booze, 
as  well.  They  were  partying,  evident 
by  the  fact  that,  according  lo  Butchie. 
they  used  a  handlruck  to  get  all  the 
beer  into  the  building.  A  beer  ball, 
30-packs.  cases  of  Rolling  Rock... 

And  this  was  on  Wednesday  night. 

I  called  my  roommate  at  work,  and 
laughed  and  laughed  as  I  was  telling 
him  about  the  blathering  idiots 
yelling  and  screaming  about  Rudy  — 
and  he  frustratingly  did  not  find  it 
funny.  Man,  I  hate  when  that  hap- 
pens. 

The  moral  of  this  pathetic  story? 

I  don't  know.  Watch  Rudy,  I 
guess,  and  see  if  there  is  a  similar 
reaction.  And  then  call  your  friends. 

But  make  .^ure  you're  pathetically 
alone. 

Andrew  Bryce  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Deenasbwry  By  Garry  Trudeau 


Opinion/Editorial 


Friday,  September  23,  1994  /  Page  5 


Americans  problems  aren't  easily  solved 


In  Europe,  indeed  maybe  even  here,  crime  is  synony- 
mous with  America,  lust  as  Rome  is  known  for  its 
sexual  harassment  of  women.  New  York  is  known  for 
its  violence.  While  European  travel  programs  do 
showcase  American  cities,  10  minutes  towards  the  end  is 
always  devoted  to  safety  guidelines.  "As  with  every  city  in 
America,"  they  begin,  "to  ensure  your  well  being  we  sug- 
gest you  follow  these  safety  precautions." 

All  cities  have  crime,  so  why  is  it  that  America  has  the 
number  on  reputation  for  it?  Is  it  our  obsession  with  vio- 
lence on  the  screens  of  our  TV  and  in  our  cinemas?  Or 
the  gangs,  guns  and  drug  wars  that  dominate  the  interna- 
tional headlines?  Or  is  this  media  image  really  just  a  mir- 
ror of  the  truth? 

What  is  happening  to  our  cities  when 
second  graders  are  being  caught  bringing 
guns  to  school?  When  the  number  one 
cause  of  death  in  young  adults  ages  16-24 
is  homicide,  or  when  membership  in  a  gang 
is  as  accepted  as  being  a  player  on  a  football  team. 
Perhaps  what  is  most  important  is  not  all  Ihe  statistics. 


E.G. 
Thomas 


IS  no 
Was 


but  Ihe  denial  of  them.  Why  does  Washington  seem  to  be 
in  denial  of  the  rapid  proliferation  of  such  violence  in  our 
cities,  and  overall  in  our  country? 

No  American  would  deny  that  we  have  a  problem.  In 
fact  a  majority  of  voters  during  the  1992  election,  stated 
that  their  number  one  concern  in  America  was  crime.  Yet, 
those  in  Washington  can't  seem  lo  step  off  their  party 
platforms  long  enough  lo  do  something  about  it. 

Reaching  solutions  for  American  problems  and  con- 
cerns, has  never  been  a  strong  point  in  Washington,  but 
with  the  19%  elections  nipping  at  politicians'  heels,  it's 
become  a  never  ending  battle  between  Republican  and 
Democrat.  I  find  this  rather  offensive  and  just  plain 
wrong.  I  don't  believe  that  any  American  voted 
Republican  or  Democrat  for  the  sake  of  having  a  powerful 
party.  Rather,  the  voters  of  America  voted  for  politicians 
who  they  believed  would  get  something  done.  We  didn't 


place  politicians  in  office  just  so  they  could  jump  on  their 
soap  boxes  to  serve  their  own  or  their  party's  political 
ambitions  -  they  are  there  to  represent  our  concerns. 

Recently  the  crime  bill  was  made  law.  However, 
because  of  this  never  ending  battle  between  Republican 
and  Democrat,  the  much-needed  crime  bill  was  nearly 
lost.  And  even  though  it  did  pass  through  Congress,  con- 
cessions had  to  be  made  in  order  for  it  to  finally  be  hand- 
ed to  the  President. 

As  it  stands  now  the  crime  bill  makes  "three  strikes, 
you're  out"  the  law  of  the  land,  increases  the  number  of 
prisons  and  police  officers  and  bans  some  assault 
weapons.  However,  what  was  lost  during  the  Republican 
versus  Democrat  contest  was  the  money 
applied  to  crime  prevention  measures.  The  bill 
was  changed  from  dominantly  crime  preven- 
tive to  dominantly  crime  punishable;  which  is 
a  shame,  since  Americans  would  probably 
sleep  better  at  night  knowing  that  all  that  can 
be  done  is  being  done  to  prevent  crime,  rather  than  all 
that  can  be  done  is  being  done  —  after  the  fact. 

Knowing  that  the  number  one  cause  of  death  in  young 
people  today  is  homicide,  how  could  one  possibly  argue 
against  a  ban  on  assault  weapons?  People  —  children  are 
dying.  Yes,  dying  at  an  insane  rate.  And  yet  some  in 
Washington  are  arguing  to  keep  assault  weapons  on  the 
streets  of  our  country.  Where  is  the  rationality  in  that? 

Crime  affects  everyone.  Republican  and  Democrat. 
Why  are  the  problems  that  ALL  Americans  face,  becom- 
ing bi-  partisan  issues?  While  those  in  Washington  are 
trying  to  make  themselves  look  better  for  1996.  we 
Americans  are  suffering  at  the  cost  of  their  vanity. 

In  the  end,  hopefully  Washington  will  realize  that  they 
aren't  debating  on  a  party  platform,  rather  a  common 
level  of  bettering  the  lives  of  Americans.  Until  that  lime 
comes,  Americans  are  the  ones  who  are  sorely  losing,  not 
the  19%  political  hopefuls. 

E,C.  Thomas  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


SGA  president 

To  the  editor: 

1  would  like  to  add  my  voice  lo  the 
emerging  chorus  of  support  for 
Student  Government  Association 
president  Mirran  Raphaely. 

For  the  past  year  I've  known  her. 
Mirran  has  been  a  tireless  worker  for 
the  student  body,  an  incisive  and  bril- 
liant thinker  and  a  good  role  model 
for  me.  If  she  has  criticisms  of  the 
University,  we  would  do  well  to 
address  ihem  rather  than  her.  Such 
misplaced  attacking  of  our  student 
leaders  amounts  to  shooting  the  mes- 
senger and  contributes  to  the  burnout 
that  befalls  many  of  them. 

Sharp  thinkers  like  Mirran  should 
be  supported,  not  trashed. 

Ben  Zeman 
Bckhe  flown 

Town  referendum 

To  the  editor: 

On  Oct.  4.  there  will  be  a  town  ref- 
erendum on  whether  to  override 
Proposition  2.5  in  order  to  fund 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


repairs  and  additions  to  the  Amherst 
Regional  High  School  building. 
Expanded  enrollment  makes  these 
repairs  and  additions  essential  to  the 
maintenance  of  quality  education  for 
Amherst's  young  people.  As  always, 
however,  there  is  a  group  of  persons 
aggressively  opposed  to  anything  that 
involves  even  a  small  increase  in 
taxes.  I  urge  those  students  who  are 
registered  lo  vote  in  Amherst  to  lake 
a  few  minutes  on  Oct.  4,  between  12 
p.m.  and  8  p.m..  and  vote  lo  support 
this  override. 

Ellsworth  Barnard 

Emerilut  Professor  of  English 

Class  off  928 

Amheral 

Laws  are  necessary 

To  the  editor: 

I'm  writing  in  response  to  Peter 
Orvetli's  article  'Running  the  First 
Amendment  up  the  flagpole. " 

His  main  reasoning  against  the  fly- 
ing of  the  South  Carolina  Hag  is  that 
it  is  imposing  viewpoint  onto  the  peo- 
ple of  the  slate.  Has  he  ever  thought 


that  maybe  the  people  of  South 
Carolina  want  the  flag  there  as  a 
memorial  lo  the  young  men  who  died 
as  a  result  of  the  Civil  War?  More 
than  70.000  soldiers  died  on  the 
Confederate  side  and  the  vast  majori- 
ty of  ihem  were  too  poor  to  own 
slaves.  Let's  face  it.  while  all  the 
fighting  was  occurring,  all  the  slave 
owners  were  home  counting  their 
money  and  sending  the  working  class 
out  to  fighl  their  war  as  usual. 

He  also  stales  that  we  can't 
"impose  views  through  legislation 
that  someone  else  might  not  like." 
Are  you  serious?  I'm  not  one  of 
Ihem,  but  there  is  a  crowd  of  people 
who  "might  not  like"  the  present 
drug  laws.  What  about  those  who 
"might  not  like"  the  present  immigra- 
tion policies. 

You  know  what,  Peter,  why  don't 
we  just  throw  out  all  the  laws  that  peo- 
ple 'might  not  like?"  Ikcause  we  need 
order  in  this  country,  and  no  matter 
what  you  do.  you  just  can't  please 
everyone.  Thank  you  for  your  time. 

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Arts  &  Living 


The  Machine  brings  Floyd  classics  to  Northampton 

The  *not  a  tribute  hand'  act  set  to 


perform  covers  at  Pearl  Street  venue 


By  Michael  Maclean 

Collegian  Staff 


For  the  past  couple  of  years.  The 
Machine  has  been  on  the  road  bring- 
ing their  repertoire  of  Pink  Floyd 
songs  to  clubs,  universities  and  vari- 
ous other  venues  around  the  country. 
The  band  usually  makes  several 
appearances  in  the  Pioneer  Valley 
throughout  the  year,  and  Friday. 
Sept.  25.  marks  their  first  appearance 
in  the  area  since  the  start  of  the  new 
semester. 

Constantly  growing  in  popularity, 
the  band  has  attracted  as  many  as 
6,000  fans  at  several  amusement 
parks  in  New  England.  The  band  has 
even  been  recognized  abroad  in 
England,  where  they  were  they  were 
featured  in  The  Amazing  Pudding,  a 
Pink  Floyd  monthly  distributed  here 
and  in  Europe. 

The  past  year  has  seen  a  change  for 
the  band  in  the  addition  of  Wes  Nagy 
on  keyboards.  Nagy.  in  the  past,  has 
worked  with  such  artists  as  Gary 
U.S.  Bonds.  Bo  Diddley.  Southside 
lohnny  and  Mick  Taylor.  Nagy  joins 
the  lineup  of  Adam  Pnce  on  Bass,  |oe 
Pascarell  on  guitar  and  vocals,  and 
Todd  Cohen  on  drums. 

Being  a  cover  band  has  certainly 
worked  out  well  for  the  band  that 
originally  started  out  jamming  in  bars 
in  Spring  Valley,  N.Y.  Even  though 


they  often  gel  lagged  with  the  "trib- 
ute band'  label,  guitarist  Pascarell 
does  not  consider  the  band  a  "trib- 
ute" band. 

"1  hate  that  word."  Pascarell 
explained  in  an  interview  recently. 
"That  word  in  general  I  don't  like, 
but  undoubtedly  it's  going  to  happen. 
We're  a  cover  band,  basically.  But  if 
that's  what  people  want  to  say,  that's 
what  people  want  lo  say." 

Although  some  bands  who  play 
exclusively  someone  else's  music  gu 
as  far  as  to  make  themselves  up  to 
look  like  the  original  artist.  The 
Machine  does  not  feel  any  of  that  is 
necessary  lo  perform  Floyd's  music. 

"They  (Pink  Floyd]  don't  really 
even  have  a  look.  The  music  is  the 
main  thing  with  them.  We  just  go  up 
there  in  street  clothes  and  play  the 
music,"  Pascarell  said. 

"The  main  focus  has  to  be  the 
music."  he  added,  "just  ihe  way  they 
[Floyd]  are."  The  band  has  also  been 
considering  the  prospect  of  recording 
some  original  material,  but  for  now, 
the  band  is  happy  paying  homage  to 
Pink  Floyd. 

"The  biggest  thrill  we  get  is  when 
someone  comes  up  to  us  and  says 
that  before  they  saw  us,  they  didn't 
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The  Machine's  joe  Pascarell 

in  Northampton,  Cindy  Bow  will  per- 
form. 

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Swivelneck  and  Uncle  foe's  Big  Old 
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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Professor  speaks  on  women's  rights 

Janice  Raymond  outlines  the  causes  of  international  prostitution 


By  Troqr  Kruger 

Gjllegion  Correspondent 


The  Five  College  Program  in  Peace  and  World  Security 
presented  a  discussion  on  launching  the  international  sex- 
ual exploitation  of  women  and  children  as  a  human  rights 
issue  last  night  in  Thompson  Hall  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts, 

Women's  studies  professor  (anice  Raymond's  lecture, 
"International  trafficking  in  women  and  children:  a 
human  rights  issue."  described  this  international  move- 
ment. 

Raymond,  coordinator  of  the  United  Nations  non- 
governmental organization,  Coalition  Against  Trafficking 
in  Women,  is  actively  involved  in  working  with  the  UN  in 
developing  a  convention  which  will  establish  sexual 
exploitation  as  a  violation  of  human  rights. 

Raymond  said  the  international  sex  trade  is  becoming  a 
worldwide  plague,  especially  in  Thailand  and  the 
Philippines.  "These  women  and  children  lead  lives  that 
are  truly  lead  under  conditions  of  slavery,"  Raymond  said. 

She  also  said  the  prostitution  of  women  and  children  in 
these  nations  can  be  attributed  to  military  and  economic 
control. 

The  United  States  is  responsible  for  the  sex  industry 
that  developed  during  and  flourished  after  the  presence  of 
troops  in  cuunlrics  such  as  Cambodia  and  Vietnam, 
Riivmond  said. 

"The  rnih'tan,  regards  prostitution  as  a  necessary  evil  at 
tx'st."  she  siiid. 


Nations  sell  women  as  beautiful,  exotic  commodities  in 
order  to  bring  in  the  foreign  currency  necessary  to  pay  off 
their  debts  to  other  countries.  Raymond  said  this  is  a 
common  theme  in  nations  opening  up  to  the  international 
market. 

"This  [sexual  tourism)  operates  like  a  multinational  cor- 
poration does,"  Raymond  said. 

Raymond  responded  to  the  controversial  issue  of  the 
ethical  interpretation  of  prostitution.  "Beware  men's 
rights  posing  as  women's  rights.  .  .  The  problem  is,  why 
do  so  many  men  demand  it'.'  And  not  the  right  of  a 
woman  to  sell  her  body,"  she  said. 

"This  avoids  looking  at  the  conditions  that  it  was  creat- 
ed, the  role  it  plays  in  society.  Ther'.*  are  no  acceptable 
forms  of  sexual  exploitation.  There  are  no  distinctions," 
Raymond  said. 


Revamped  honors  course  aids  new  students 


By  Gayle  Dougherty 

Colleglon  Correspondent 


CO«D0«  HHMa  I  COUf  CWN 


lanice  Raymond 


Rather  than  learning  the  ropes  of 
the  University  of  Massachusetts  by 
trial  and  error,  the  University's 
Honors  Program  is  offering  fresh- 
man honors  students  useful  infor- 
mation in  a  classroom  setting. 

Last  year  was  the  first  year  of  the 
program,  coordinated  by  Linda 
Nolan,  director  of  the  honors  pro- 
gram. 

This  year's  "Meet  UMass"  class 
has  been  revised  to  include  14  dis- 
cussion groups  led  by  undergradu- 
ates in  the  honors  program.  This 
group  of  peer  mentors  consists  of  50 
to  60  students,  many  of  whom  took 
the  course  last  year  and  revised  its 
structure  for  the  current  class, 
according  to  Cory  Pols,  assistant 
director  of  the  honors  program. 

"The  peer  mentors  are  a  group  of 
dynamic  and  intelligent  people  who 
are  close  in  age  to  the  new  students 
and  have  a  greater  understanding 
of  what  they  are  going  through," 
said  Deidrc  Murphy,  student  advi- 
sor and  graduate  assistant. 

The  distinguishing  difference  of 
this  year's  class  and  the  pilot  pro- 
gram is  the  discussion  sections.  In 


addition  to  weekly  lectures,  stu- 
dents will  attend  smaller, 
50-minute  classes  where  issues 
such  as  time  management,  rape  and 
safety,  and  mediation  and  conflict 
resolution  are  discussed. 

"I  hope  the  students  in  l9tA 
[Meet  UMass)  get  a  sense  of 
belonging,  a  good  grasp  of  what 
the  University  offers  and  how  to 
lake  advantage  of  it.  I  also  hope  the 
mentors  obtain  leadership  skills 
that  they  can  transfer  anywhere," 
said  Cohen. 

The  weekly  lectures  also  offers  a 
variety  of  topics  for  students 
including  a  stress  management 
workshop,  a  multi-  cultural  film 
festival,  and  two  sexuality  lectures 
by  Dr.  lames  Abel,  coordinator  of 
I}ediatric  services  at  the  University 
Health  Services. 

"This  course  is  important  to 
make  the  honors  program  more 
accessible  to  more  people,"  said 
Kara  Cohen,  a  student  advisor,  "To 
develop  a  sense  of  community  and 
to  help  make  the  transition  to  col- 
lege a  smooth  one." 

While  students  will  earn  one 
pass/fail  credit  for  attending  lec- 
tures and  discussions,  peer  mentors 
will  receive  two  credits. 


"As  student  advisors  we  have  to 
get  materials  ready  and  prepare  the 
mentors  for  their  groups,"  Cohen 
said. 

The  mentors  also  returned  early 
to  attend  two  days  of  training 
before  meeting  the  new  students. 
During  the  sessions,  mentors  min- 
gled with  their  co-workers  and 
learned  methods  for  leading  their 
groufjs  effectively. 

"We  want  to  present  to  the  hon- 
ors students  some  of  the 
University's  resources  and  opportu- 
nities so  they  can  take  full  advan- 
tage of  them,"  said  Pols. 

Emily  Pfeiffer,  a  sophomore  psy- 
chology major,  took  the  class  last 
year  and  is  currently  a  peer  mentor. 

"So  far  it  (the  class)  has  given 
me  a  lot  of  satisfaction.  It  is  more 
like  a  support  group,"  Pfeiffer  said. 
'It's  good  to  see  them  responding 
to  the  new  things  we're  offering." 

Pols,  Murphy,  and  Cohen  all  said 
they  are  enthusiastic  about  the 
course. 

"I  think  this  class  is  important 
because  the  new  students  will 
hopefully  feel  more  comfortable 
bringing  up  concerns  in  this  struc- 
tured yet  informal  environment," 
Murphy  said. 


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Page  8  /  Friday,  September  2:i,  1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Sports 


Revenge  on  the  minds  of  UMass  I  Minutewomen  to  battle  A-10  foes 

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By  Anthony  Guido 

Collegian  Staff 

The  University  of  Massachusetts 
football  team  will  be  looking  to 
rcuT'-c  a  icw  trends  this  Saturday  at 
Warien  McGuirk  Alumni  Stadium. 

The  Maine  Black  Bears  |0-5]  come 
to  Amherst  for  the  Minutemen's 
( 1-1 1  home  opener  and  first  Yankee 
Conference  game  which  counts  in  the 
season  record. 

"It's  nice  to  get  back  home,  we  had 
two  on  the  road  and  three  right  after 
this.  We  need  to  take  advantage  of 
being  at  home,"  coach  Mike  Hodges 
said. 

Maine  comes  in  off  a  tough  31-18 
loss  to  Ekiston  University,  after  a  loss 
to  preseason  No.  1  Central  Florida. 
The  Black  Bears  have  beaten  UMass 
in  each  of  the  past  two  seasons, 
including  last  season's  17-13  upset 
in  Orono,  Me. 

"If  you  look  back  at  the  last  two 
seasons,  if  we  manage  to  win  those 
two  games  (against  Maine],  we  could 
have  conceivably  been  in  the  playoffs. 
This  game  is  very  important  to  us," 
Hodges  said. 

Something  has  to  give  on  the 
ground.  UMass.  led  by  Rene  Ingoglia 
(328  total  rushing  yards)  and  Frank 
Alessio  (149),  has  the  number  one 
ranked  rushing  offense  in  the  Yankee 
Conference  (317  yards  per  game). 
Maine  features  the  number  one 
ranked  run  defense  ( 1 19.7  yards). 

The  battle  will  pit  All-America  can- 
didates Ingoglia  and  Maine's  middle 
linebacker  Ross  Fitchom.  Fitchom,  a 
key  in  last  season's  upset  with  14 
tackles,  has  1 9  stops  on  the  season. 

"I'm  a  little  bit  concerned  [about 
the  offensive  line]  because  we  are 
young,  but  they  progressed  well  last 
week."  Hodges  said.  "They  present  us 
with  a  scheme  we  haven't  seen  yet." 

UMass.  coming  off  a  412-yard 
rushing  game  last  week,  will  again 
look  to  pound  it  out  on  the  ground. 
Ingoglia  (199  yards  last  week)  will 
attempt  to  outgain  the  opfwsing  team 


lor  the  third  game  in  a  row.  Hodges 
will  again  rotate  his  outManding  back- 
field  trio  on  Saturday,  with  Alessio 
and  Ron  Brockington  in  the  mix. 

"That  will  be  standard  procedure 
around  here.  When  we  move  Ingoglia 
from  fullback  to  tailback,  we  have  an 
outstanding  player  at  the  other  spot," 
Hodges  said. 

Offensively,  the  Black  Bears  feature 
a  balanced  attack  headed  by  Emilio 
Colon.  The  lifth-year  senior  quarter- 
back has  thrown  for  411  yards  and 
rushed  for  another  69  in  three  games. 
Brian  Gainc,  a  6-fool  5-inch,  250 
pound  light  end  is  Colon's  favorite 
target  with  1 3  catches. 

"Colon  is  a  outstanding  QB,  he  can 
run  and  he  can  throw.  He's  been 
around  a  long  time,"  Hodges. 

Maine  Coach  Jack  Cosgrove  has 
several  running  backs  he  will  go  to 
throughout  the  game.  Sophomore 
running  back  Bob  Jameson  leads  the 
way  with   160  rushing  yards,  with 


fullback  Steve  Knight  close  behind  at 
147.  Andre  Pam  and  Ray  Baur  also 
figure  to  sec  significant  playing  time. 

"They  run  different  backs  in 
there."  said  Hodges.  "It  makes  it  dif- 
ficult to  defend  with  their  rotation. 
Pam  is  the  quick,  fine  runner,  with 
Knight  as  the  power  blocker  as  the 
big  back,  lameson  is  a  combination 
back  with  all  of  those  qualities." 

One  player  looking  to  rebound  off 
of  last  week  is  place  kicker  Eric  Oke. 
Oke.  three  of  five  on  point  after 
attempts,  has  missed  both  of  his  field 
goal  attempts  this  season. 

"I  told  Eric  he's  our  kicker,  to  go 
out  and  do  the  things  he  supposed  to 
do.  I  fully  expect  him  to  do  that," 
Hodges  said. 

"We  need  to  win  this  game  in  order 
to  get  our  conference  schedule  off  on 
the  right  foot.  We'd  like  to  perform 
well  in  front  of  our  home  fans.' 

The  game  can  be  heard  on  WMUA 
91.1  FM,  beginning  at  12:45  p.m. 


By  Man  Vaulour 

Collegian  Shjff 


tOllfCIANIUf 

Junior  DE  Vernard  Fennell  and  the  University  of  Massachusetts  defense 
hope  to  bring  down  the  Maine  Black  Bears  in  its  home  opener  tomorrow 
afternoon. 


The  undefeated  Massachusetts 
field  hockey  team  will  face  its 
toughest  tests  of  the  season  this 
weekend  with  road  games  at 
Temple  and  Rutgers. 

UMass  has  dominated  the 
Atlantic  10  for  the  past  two  years, 
winning  the  conference's  regular 
season  and  tournament  champi- 
onships. The  Minutewomen  have 
won  ten  straight  A- 10  games,  dat- 
ing back  to  November  1991  when 
they  lost  to  the  Owls  in  the  finals 
of  the  A-10  tournament. 

"These  games  are  extremely 
important,"  said  UMass  Coach 
Megan  Donnelly.  "They  are  among 
our  most  important  games  of  the 
season.  We  want  to  dominate  the 
conference." 

It  has  been  a  tough  start  for  the 
Owls,  going  2-5  in  their  first  seven 
games.  Their  leading  returning 
scorer.  Crystal  Carr,  has  only  one 
assist  so  far  this  season.  Donnelly 
said  that  she  doesn't  read  much 
into  Temple's  record  because  the 
losses  have  ail  come  against  high- 
ly-ranked teams. 

"Their  record  doesn't  show  how 
good  they  really  are,"  Donnelly 
said.  "They've  lost  games  to  out- 
standing teams." 

Rutgers  is  on  an  upswing,  win- 
ning its  last  two  after  starting  its 
seasonal  1-3. 

A  year  ago,  the  Rutgers  attack 
focused  around  the  talents  of 
then-seniors  Heather  Jones  and 
Lauren  Jacobson,  who  accounted 
for  more  than  75  percent  of  the 
Lady  Knights  offense.  Despite  the 
loss  of  their  contributions,  Rutgers 
Coach  Anna  Petracco  said  that  her 
team  has  moved  on. 

"We're  doing  just  fine,"  said 
Petracco.  "The  other  players  have 
just  stepped  up.  In  the  past,  some 
teams  could  shut  us  down  just  by 


_,  .^       .  ,  .  ^  NATHAN  M*«TIN/  COUECIAN 

Despite  breaking  her  nose  in  Wednesday's  game  against  Yale,  junior 
Kerry  Metelski  is  expected  to  play  in  today's  game  at  Temple. 


shutting  down  Jones  and  Jacobson. 
Now  we're  more  spread  out." 

'They've  lost  Heather  Jones. 
Thank  God,"  said  Donnelly,  whose 
URI  squad  was  victimized  by  her 
four  goals  a  year  ago.  "But  Rutgers 
is  a  very  aggressive  team.  They  hit 
the  ball  hard.  They  always  play  very 
well  at  home." 

In  twelve  tries,  the  Lady  Knights 
have  never  beaten  the 
Minutewomen.  If  this  time  is  to  be 
any  different,  Petracco  said  that  the 
key  to  contain  the  UMass  offense. 

"We  need  to  shut  down  their 
attack,"  said  Petracco.  "I  think  it 
will  be  a  battle  of  the  midfield. 
Hopefully  we  can  contain  them  bet- 
ter than  last  year." 

Petracco  expects  her  team  to  be 
prepared  for  the  game. 

'You  know  my  team  is  going  to 
play  hard  because  it's 
Massachusetts,"  said  Petracco. 

This  will  be  the  Minutewomen 's 
first  two-game  road  trip.   Donnelly 


said  she  believes  the  trip  will  bene- 
fit the  team. 

"I  think  it's  going  to  be  good  for 
them,"  said  Donnelly.  'It's  always 
good  to  just  have  the  team.  They  can 
be  focused  and  not  have  to  worry 
about  anything.  It  will  be  good  to  get 
away  and  spend  time  together.  I 
wish  we  had  done  it  already." 

With  only  one  game  on  turf 
under  its  belt,  UMass  hopes  to  be 
successful  despite  its  inexperience 
on  the  artificial  surface. 

"Our  team  is  more  of  a  turf  style 
team."  said  Donnelly.  "We're  fast, 
with  a  quick  passing  game  and 
good  stick  skills.  We  will  play  our 
best  games  on  turf.  It  will  make  a 
huge  difference  in  our  penalty  cor- 
ners. We  should  be  so  much  better 
on  turf." 

"Against  any  other  team,  I'd 
think  the  turf  would  be  an  advan- 
tage for  us,"  Petracco  said.  'But 
UMass  can  play  well  on  grass  and 
turf.  It's  going  to  be  a  tough  game." 


Anthony 

Guido 


Wolverines  surprise 
without  Wheatley 

Ewly  Qtt>^chig«n  win*  the  big  game  and  we 
n»*e  c-IIMuo  mtt.  Some  things  change.  «ome 
nanaifl  ih*  «MDe< 

Th«  Wolverine*  (No.  4  In  the  nation)  cin  take 
one  more  ilcp  «hi»  weekend  toward*  accomplishing 
that  iinpo»ible  championship  goal.  No  decision  has 
been  made  on  Ibe  return  of  running  back  Tyrone 
Whcailey,  Hdsnuun  candidate  or  not,  thev  may  not 
need  hint. 

Freahmaa  nmoiag  buck  Tim  Biakabutuka  appeare 
to  be  the  real  thing. 
Somehow,  MocUer 
started  senior  Ed 
Davit  for  the  first 
three  games,  and  now 
Wheatley'j  return 
my  spoil  team  theraiitiy.  No.  7  Colorado  heads  to 
Ann  Arbgr  on  Saturday  ai  this  week's  highlight 
guns. 

The  Buffaloes  pummeled  Wisconsin  last  week- 
end, with  the  defense  really  clicking.  The  twttle 
come*  down  to  two  quarterbacks  who  have  been 
much  maligned.  Michigan  QB  Todd  Collins 
improved  by  leaps  and  bounds  against  the  Irish, 
bringing  back  the  team  with  a  minute  left  in  the 
game. 

Kordell  Stewart  run*  and  passM  for  CU,  but 
Collins  and  Co.  will  control  the  ball.  A 
Michigan-Penn  St.  battle  looms  large,  as  both  teams 
will  be  undefeated.  Wolverines  too  much  on 
Saturday.  Michigan  24-16. 

If  Bill  Walsh  is  such  a  genius,  why  can't  he  build 
a  successful  program  at  Stanford?  The  Cardinal 
(nice  tie  at  Northwestern)  have  absolutely  no 
defense.  Defense  is  the  name  of  the  game  at 
Arixona.  Great  match-up:  the  Desert  Swarm 
defettse  against  the  offensive  guru.  The  Cats  will 
fall,  but  not  this  week.  Ariaooa  17-1}. 

Miami,  after  poun^ling  a  1-AA  iKihool  (more  on 
that  later)  Georgia  Southern  55-«,  faces  a  tough 
Washington  team.  Husky  running  back  Napoleon 
Kaufman  faces  his  big  test  in  the  hunt  for  the 
Heisman.  Kaufmans  up  for  it.  too  bad  the  rest  of 
his  team  it  too  slow.  Miami  57-15. 

The  lime  has  come  for  a  down  year  at  South 
Bend.  The  Irish  may  slip  a  bit,  but  in  comparison 
Boston  College  will  fall  off  a  cliff.  Dan  Henning 
(worst  man  for  the  job)  it  off  to  a  great  start  as 
coach.  Scheduling  powerhouses  from  around  the 
country  is  admirable.  Jual  too  ambitious  for  BC  at 
this  point. 

Being  a  middl«>-of-the-pack  Big  East  team  might 
not  even  be  possible,  Add  sore  losses  to  Miami 
Syracute.  and  perhaps  West  Virginia,  not  to  men- 
tion Notre  Damt  (think  ND  romembcrs  last  yrar?). 
How  k>ng  will  it  be  before  the  House  that  Tom  Built 
ia  half  empty  on  Satuidays? 

hM  how  much  stock  can  you  put  Into  Steve  *Air" 
McNaIr  and  his  unbelievable  numbers?  Sure,  he  has 
15  touchdown  passes  and  1,369  ^lanlting  yards.  But, 
you  lake  it  seriously  playing  against 
Tenncsse-Chattanooga  and  Alabama  State? 

Any  fan  on  this  campus  needs  only  to  watch  the 
competition  in  the  Division  1-AA  level  to  realize 
why  McNair  puts  up  xhote  astronomical  numbers 
Imagine  the  numbers  Georgia's  Eric  Zeier  and 
Florida's  Ten^  Dean  would  throw  for  at  that  level. 

No.  he  cannot  win  the  Heisman.  A  great  athlete, 
yea,  but  not  the  premier  player  in  college  football. 

Zeier  can  win  the  Heisman  and  right  now  he  is 
doing  it.  Watching  him  play  OB  for  an  under- 
nwnn«d  Georgia  squad,  throwing  50  passes  a  game 
and  trying  to  will  his  te«m  to  victory  ia  a  constant 
ev«y  we«k«nd.  Zefsr  will  be  the  star  in  the  NFLIn 
the  Marino  mold;  McNaIr  will  struggle  to  make  the 
big  jump  a  ia  Andre  Ware. 

Anthony  Guido  it  a  CoUtgian  colimnisl. 


Women's  soccer  gears  up  for  huge  tests  in  UMass  Classic 

No.  5  Massachusetts  hosts  one  of  the  most  talent-filled  tourneys  in  the  nation  this  weekend 


By  Mike  Reits 

Collagian  SlofI 


It  very  possibly  could  be  the  best  assembled  four-team 
field  in  the  country  for  a  tournament  this  year,  minus  the 
annual  NCAA  Final  Four,  of  course. 

This  weekend,  the  1994  women's  soccer  UMass  Classic 


This  tourney  gives  us  a  chance  to 
play  outside  competition,  and  com- 
pare us  with  teams  from  other 
regions.  I  think  the  neat  thing  is  that 
the  four  schools  in  this  tourney  have 
been  around  since  the  beginning  of 
soccer,  and  have  traditionally  been 
perennial  powers. 

-UConn  assistant  coach  Wendy  Logan 


IS  in  town  at  Richard  F.  Garbcr  Field.  And  with  it  comes 
three  nationally  ranked  teams,  along  with  another 
highly-regarded  entry.  No.  5  Massachusetts.  No  1 1 
Connecticut.  No.  13  William  &  Mary  and  unranked 
Central  Florida  comprise  the  impressive  gathering. 
On  Saturday.  Massachusetts  (5-0)  meets  Central 


Florida  (12  p.m.).  while  Connecticut  faces  William  & 
Mary  (2:15  p.m.).  Sunday  pits  Massachusetts  against 
William  &  Mary  (12  p.m.)  and  Connecticut  against 
Central  Florida  (2:15  p.m.). 

"I  think  this  is  one  of  the  lop  three  tournaments  in  the 
country  this  year."  said  Massachusetts  Coach  Jim  Rudy. 

"These  teams  are  some  of  the  best  in  the  country."  said 
Central  Florida  head  coach  Karen  Richler.  "It's  great  to 
play  this  type  of  competition  in  this  type  of  atmosphere. 
It  certainly  will  be  a  major  lest  for  us." 

A  major  test  for  all.  Each  team  enters  the  tourney  on  a 
high  note,  and  all  four  show  no  signs  of  slowing  down. 

Central  Florida  hit  a  minor  snag  soon  early  on.  losing 
to  Notre  Dame  (4-5  in  OT)  and  Wisconsin  (2-0).  But 
the  Golden  Knights  have  recently  showed  the  form  which 
had  them  slated  as  an  eariy  season  Top  25  selection. 

"Our  schedule  put  us  up  against  some  tough  competi- 
tion throughout  the  season."  said  Richler.  "We'll  look  to 
focus  in  our  game  plan,  because  we  haven't  seen  any  of 
the  teams  play.  We'll  attack  with  as  many  people  as  pos- 
sible " 

All  interesting  twist  to  the  Massachusetts/Central 
Florida  game  is  the  coaching  matchup  of  Rudy  vs. 
Richler.  In  1987.  while  serving  as  head  coach  of  the 
Central  Florida  women's  soccer  team.  Rudy  coached 
Richler.  then  a  goalie. 

Tomorrow,  the  two  will  be  on  the  same  field  once 
again,  yet  ihis  time  on  different  sidelines. 

But  the  soccer  doesn't  slop  after  the 
Massachsuelts/Central  Florida  tilt.  Tomorrow's  second 
game  should  pack  the  sunds  and  hill  at  Garber  Field  as 


well. 

"I  think  were  going  to  have  two  very  lough  games." 
said  William  A  Mary  head  coach  |ohn  Daly.  "Both  UWass 
and  UConn  are  very  good  teams.  We're  kx>king  forward 
to  the  trip.  All  the  teams  will  be  up  for  one  another, 
because  everyone  has  a  regional  reputation  on  the  line.  It's 
lough,  but  that's  the  kind  of  game  we  enjoy." 


These  teams  are  some  of  the  best  in 
the  country.  It's  great  to  play  this 
type  of  competition  in  this  type  of 
atmosphere.  It  certainly  will  be  a 
major  test  for  us. 

-Central  Florida  head  coach  Karen 
Richter 

"This  tourney  gives  us  a  chance  to  play  outside  competi- 
tion, and  compare  us  with  teams  from  other  regions,"  said 
Connecticut  assistant  coach  Wendy  Lx>gan.  'I  think  the 
neat  thing  about  this  is  that  the  four  schools  in  this  tour- 
ney have  been  around  since  the  begining  of  soccer,  and 
have  traditionally  been  perennial  powers." 

The  collegiate  soccer  worid  is  buzzing  about  the  1994 
UMass  Classic.  With  some  of  the  lop  teams  in  the  nation 
tearing  up  the  turf  at  Garbcr  Field.  Ihis  weekend  promises 
to  be  a  treat  to  the  avid  soccer  fan. 


Bonnie  Kenny  gamers  200th  victory  against  Northeastern 


By  Brian  Parillo 

Collegian  StofF 


A  winning  season  in  their  first  year  back  from  rein- 
siatement.  A  young  team  with  a  bright  future.  A  perfect 
1 2-0  record  to  start  this  season. 
And  now,  a  head  coach  with  200  wins  under  her  belt 
University  of  Massachusetts  head  volleyball  coach 
Bonnie  Kenny  entered  this  season  twelve  wins  shy  of 
200,  and  when  her  squad  defeated  Northcasiem,  15- J, 
15-12,  n-15,  15-1  Tuesday  night  to  up  its  winning 
streak  to  twelve  games,  her  200ih  career  victory  became 
the  latest  on  a  list  of  successes  for  the  UMass  volleyball 
team. 

'Sure  its  special,  but  every  win  is  special."  Kenny 
said  of  the  feat. 

Kenny  played  her  collegiate  career  at  the  University  of 
Tennessee,  where  she  was  a  four-year  letter  winner,  and 
three-year  team  captain  She  lead  the  Udv  Volunteers 
to  two  SEC  Championships,  three  NCAA'  tournament 
appearances,  and  an  overall  record  of  1 37-56  over  her 
four  years. 

In  her  first  year  after  graduation.  Kenny  immediately 
look  over  the  head  coaching  duties  at  the  University  of 
South  Carolina,  where  she  guided  the  Gamecocks  to  the 
Metro  Conference  Championship  and  the  NCAA  tour- 
nament. 

Kenny  compiled  a  1 7 1- 137  record  in  nine  ycam  at  SC 
before  heading  to  Amherst  to  coach  a  newly  reinstated 
program  at  UMass  in  1993  She  now  has  a  200-151 
career  record  after  compiling  a  29-14  tecotd  so  far  ai 
UMass. 

"This  program  wouldn't  be  what  it  is  now  if  it 
weren't  for  (Assistant  Coach)  Tina  (Grutsch).  She 
works  hard,  and  knows  how  to  win,"  Kenny  said. 

The  Minutewomen  used  performances  by  sophomore 
outside  hitler  Dionne  Nash  and  freshman  Michelle 
Paciorek  to  down  Northeastern  and  give  their  coach  the 
milestone    Nash  collected  19  kills  to  lead  the  team,  and 


compiled  an  impressive  .452  kill  percentage  while 
amassing  1 1  digs. 

"Dionne  hit  the  ball  and  hard  and  well."  said  Kenny. 

Paciorek  was  a  pleasant  surprise  for  the  UMass 
squad.  The  freshman  from  nearby  Sunderiand  collected 
eight  kills  and  was  in  on  five  of  nine  team  blocks,  three 
of  I  hem  solo. 

"Michelle  played  excellently."  Kenny  said.  "She  was 
an  encouraging  sight,  and  she  probably  won  a  starting 
spot." 

Sophomore  outside  hitler  Giza  Rivera,  who  had  14 
kills  and  14  digs,  freshman  outside  hitter  Lesley  Nolan. 
120  digs  and  8  killsj.  and  junior  setter  Cass  Anderson 
1 1 2  digs  to  go  along  with  47  assists!  also  played  well  for 
the  Minutewomen. 

UMass.  who  now  has  eight  days  off  before  heading 
into  tough  Atlantic  10  play,  is  one  of  four  University 
women's  learns  that  remain  undefeated.  The  volleyball 
squad  joins  the  4-0  women's  tennis  team  and  the 
nationally-ranked  field  hockey  and  women's  soccer 
teams  who  have  not  lost  s  contest. 

"This  is  the  pressure  time,"  Kenny  said.  "Now  we're 
playing  the  teams  we  have  to  beat." 

UMass  hosts  Duquesne  next  Friday  night,  St. 
Bonaventure  on  Oct.  1  and  Rhode  Island  Oct.  4. 

"I'm  glad  we're  playing  our  first  league  games  at 
home."  Kenny  said.  "I  didn't  expccf  us  to  be  playing  at 
the  level  we're  playing  at.  We're  still  a  couple  of  years 
away  from  being  a  national  caliber  team,  but  our  work 
ethic  and  mentality  has  been  great  so  far." 

UMass  will  use  the  time  off  to  prepare  mentally  for 
the  contests  ahead. 

"I'm  glad  we  have  the  time  off,  its  a  great  opportunity 
to  put  in  a  more  explosive  offense."  Kenny  said.  "We're 
serving  the  ball  aggressively,  but  our  blocking  concerns 
me  more  than  anything.  Now  we  have  a  good  four  to 
five  days  to  concentrate  on  UMass  before  we  take  three 
or  four  days  to  concentrate  on  Duquesne." 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  volleyball  team 
jump  back  into  action  next  week  when  it  hosts 
Duquesne  on  Sept.  30. 


Ingoglia  continues  to 
shine  for  Minutemen 

junior  fullback  Rene  Ingoglia  contin- 
ued to  put  up  impreisive  numbers, 
gaining  124  yards  in  UMass'  20-14  win 
over  Maine,  (see  Sports,  page  8). 


Native  American 
heritage  is  explored 

Native  Americans  set  out  to  enrich 
the  multicultural  atmosphere  of 
UMass  during  this  weekend's  pow- 
wow, (Story  on  page  2.) 


Critics  hove  their  say 
on  new  CD  releases 

Frentel  end  Jesos  Lizord  are  |us»  two 
of  the  ortisti  feotrued  in  our  weekly 
review  column  Trox  On,  Trox  OH  (iee 
Arts  8,  Living,  poge  5) 


Extended  Forecast 

Showers  likely  today  with  a  chance 
of  a  thunderstorm,  high  fo  70.  Chance 
of  showers  tonight  with  a  possible 
thunderstorm,  low  in  the  mid-SOs. 
Showers  are  likely  on  Tuesday 


9  ^  ^ 


HIGH:  70 
LOW:  59 


HIGH:  68 
LOW:  57 


High:  66 

LOW:  55 


The  Ma$sad>usetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  10 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •  Founded  in  1890  •  Daily  Since  1967 


Monday,  September  26,  1994 


UMass  Student  facing  tough  battle  with  cancer 


By  Kelly  Spang 

Collegian  Stotf 


University  of  Massachusetts  senior  Dave  Fontaine  ran 
the  Boston  Marathon  twice.  Every  day,  though,  he  is  faced 
with  what  he  says  is  the  "ultimate"  marathon  —  cancer. 

"Cancer  does  not  mean  death,"  he  said,  "It  means  life. 
It  means  new  challenges  and  new  goals." 

Fontaine,  a  22-year-old  from  Seekonk.  found  out  last 
May  he  had  cancer. 

Fontaine,  a  community  college  transfer,  is  a  Bachelors 
Degree  with  Individual  Concentration  major,  concentrat- 
ing on  "human  factors  engineering."  He  said  this  will 
allow  him  to  make  running  shoes  and  apparel.  His  lifetime 
dream  is  to  work  for  Nike. 

Fontaine  said  having  cancer  is  like  taking  out  the  trash. 
He  said  there  is  always  trash  that  needs  to  be  taken  out  to 
the  garage  just  as  cancer  is  something  he  always  has  to 
deal  with. 

"It's  like  taking  out  the  trash,"  he  said.  "Cancer  is  part 
of  my  life.  Like  taking  out  the  trash,  it's  just  something  I 
have  to  do," 

Throughout  the  semester  he  said  he  had  a  "tickling" 
cough  which  doctors  attributed  to  asthma.  Fontaine  said 
he  was  given  antibiotics  and  cough  medicine  by  a  family 
doctor  and  a  doctor  at  the  University  Health  Services 
(UHS). 

Fontaine  said  he  was  frustrated  because  his  coughing 
and  also  a  lack  of  energ>'  kept  him  from  working  out  and 
doing  some  of  the  things  he  normally  did.  He  said  he 
missed  a  lew  more  classes  than  normal. 

By  May.  Fontaine  said  the  coughing  was  so  violent,  his 
chest  would  be  bruised  at  the  end  of  a  coughing  fit.  So  he 
went  to  the  UHS  where  he  asked  for  an  X-ray  of  his 
chest. 

"I  asked  for  an  X-ray  because  I  thought  I  had  some 
kind  of  infection,"  he  said.  "By  this  time  I  was  a  little 
paranoid  because  I  had  never  been  sick." 

Dr.  ianies  Abel  of  UHS  first  looked  at  Fontaine's  X-ray. 
Abel  is  well-known  around  campus  for  his  lectures  on 
sexuality  and  sexually  transmitted  diseases. 

Fontaine  said  he  was  sitting  looking  at  his  X-ray  wait- 
ing for  Abel  to  look  at  the  picture.  He  said  he  could  hear 
Abel  whistling  and  singing  as  he  walked  down  the  hall. 
When  Abel  Icxiked  al  the  X-ray,  Fontaine  said  there  was  a 
change  in  Abel's  spirit. 

"Dr.  Abel  looked  so  nervous."  Fontaine  said.  "He 
scared  me  to  death." 

The  X-ray  showed  a  large  spot  which  was  determined 


IliSIt*  lAVUNA;  COUICJAN 

Senior  David  Fontaine  is  recovering  from  a  bout  with  cancer.  He  now  devotes  much  of  his  time  to  working  with 
the  jimmy  Fund. 


to  be  a  tumor.  At  the  lime,  however.  Fontaine  said  he 
was  upset  because  he  said  the  tension  he  felt  in  the 
urgent  care  section  of  Health  Services  was  so  thick  he 
could  "swim  through  it."  He  left  UHS  for  a  while  to  have 
lunch  while  Abel  consulted  with  other  doctors  on  the 
X-ray 

At  the  time.  Fontaine  was  working  with  the  New 
Student's  Program.  He  said  the  hours  were  getting  long 
because  the  students  would  be  arriving  within  a  couple  of 
days.  His  coughing  spells  were  so  violent  he  said  many 
times  they  disrupted  training  sessions. 

Fontaine  was  a  Residential  Assistant  in  Orchard  Hill 
Residential  Area  last  semester. 

Later  the  same  day  Abel  first  looked  al  the  X-ray.  a 
UHS  receptionist  went  to  the  Northeast  Residential  Area 
quad  looking  for  Fontaine.  She  was  sent  by  Abel  who 
decided  Fontaine's  situation  was  an  emergency. 

Fontaine  said  Dr.  Contance  Lent/  drove  him  to 
Cooley  Diekin.son  Hospital  in  Northampton.  Along  the 
way.  Fontaine  said  she  explained  what  the  situation 


could  be. 

His  parenis  drove  out  to  Nurlhiimplun  where  ini  oneo 
lologist  told  Fontaine  and  his  family  the  tumor  he  had 
was  malignant.  The  same  day.  Fontaine  received  radia- 
tion and  a  CATscan  which  he  said  required  technicians  to 
be  called  in  because  it  was  a  Saturday  and  a  holiday 
weekend. 

Fontaine  was  diagnosed  with  non-llodgkin's 
Lymphoma.  He  had  tumors  in  three  localions  —  in  his 
lung,  in  his  neck  and  behind  hi>  sternum,  under  his  heart. 
The  fast  growing  tumors  caused  Fontaine's  cough  because 
they  were  pushing  on  his  lung  and  throat. 

"I  just  want  to  live."  he  said.  "That  is  my  goal  It  is  easy 
to  accomplish  anything  once  you  know  what  you  want  to 
do  and  have  a  goal.  I  have  my  goal." 

Throughout  the  summer,  Fontaine  underwent  lour 
cycles  of  chemotherapy  at  the  Dana  Farber  Cancer 
Institute  in  Boston.  He  was  part  of  a  study  which 

Turn  to  FONTAINE  page  3 


Riding  the  bus  to  school  may  save  student  money 

UMass  students  eligible  to  receive  automobile  insurance  discount  for  travelling  with  PVTA 


By  Justin  Doyie 

Collegian  Staff 


Taking  Pioneer  Valley  Transit  Authority  (PVTA)  buses 
may  eventually  put  money  in  the  pockets  of  students  at 
the  University  of  Massachusetts  in  the  form  of  an  auto 
insurance  rebate. 

The  UMass  Transit  and  PVTA  have  created  a  system  for 
providing  regular  bus  commuters,  such  as  UMass  stu- 
dents, a  way  to  participate  in  the  Public  Transit  Di.scount. 
according  to  Michelle  Goldberg,  spi)keswoman  for  PVTA. 

Because  the  transit  system  around  the  Amherst  area  is 
provided  without  fee  to  its  pas^cti^-ers.  bus  passes  are 
unneeded. 

"Amherst  residents  could  not  participate  in  the  Public 
Transit  Discount,  because  there  was  no  need  for  bus  pass- 
es, so  there  was  no  discount."  Goldberg  said. 

PVTA  wanted  to  create  a  new  system  which  offered 
advantages  to  all  its  patrons,  according  to  Michelle 
Goldberg,  spokeswoman  for  PVTA. 


"(PVTA)  wanted  k>  put  together  a  vyslcni  vj  passengers 
on  the  free  fare  sy^lem  could  gel  a  rebate  on  their  auto 
insurance."  Goldberg  said. 

In  the  past  the  only  way  in  which  bus  coniinulers  could 
receive  an  auto  insurance  rebate  was  by  sending  their 
expired  bus  passes  each  month  into  the  PVTA.  according 
to  Goldberg. 

Bus  commuters  h.ivc  lo  send  m  I  1  voit-ccuuvc  MKinlhs 
of  cancelled  bus  passes  before  rcctivmi^  <in  uuto  msurance 
retele. 

Now  regular  passengers  can  receive  cancelled  bus  pass- 
es from  PVTA  to  use  towards  the  rebate.  Because  com 
muters  will  not  receive  the  rebate  for  over  eleven  months, 
Goldberg  advises  people  lo  make  use  of  the  new  system 
now. 

"People  should  start  now  Ix-cau^c  ii  uikes  about  a  year 
to  get  the  discount,"  Goldberg  said. 

To  qualify  for  the  discount,  regular  bus  commuters 
must  complete  a  prc-registralion  form,  which  can  be 
found  al  the  Student  Union  and  send  it  into  the  PVTA 


ollice.  according  to  Goldberg. 

"First  of  all.  passengers  need  to  get  the  registration 
form  at  the  Student  Union,  fill  it  out  and  send  it  in  lo  the 
address  found  on  the  fonn."  Goldberg  said 

Commuters  who  fail  to  pre -register  will  be  ineligihle 
for  the  discount. 

Passengers  in  the  Amherst  area  need  lo  fill  a  monlhly 
form,  which  can  be  found  on  the  buses,  and  send  il  into 
the  PVTA  office  before  the  20lh  day  ol  the  lollowing 
month.  Fach  form  must  be  signed  by  the  passenger  lo 
make  it  valid 

Falsification  oi  the  form  could  alfecl  a  passenger's  iligi 
bilily  lo  receive  a  discount,  according  to  Goldberg. 

Passengers  who  have  filled  out  the  proper  forms  will 
receive  a  standard  PVTA  bus  pass  stamped  'insurance 
rebate"  for  thai  month. 

After  collecting  1 1  cancelled  bus  passes,  the  bus  com 
muter  must  send  them  into  the  appropriate  insurance 

I  urn  to  PVTA  pijge  6 


BAAH-HOO!  Ifs  Feeding  Time! 


\tVM  A  TAVttHA  /  fOiilf.iAN 


This  baby  lamb  found  the  refreshments  to  be  the  best  part  of  the  Book  and  Plow  Festival  held  on  the 
Amherst  Common  on  Saturday.  While  he  became  a  glutton  for  the  free  food,  others  partook  in  the  arts, 
crafts  and  other  artivlttes  The  festival  was  held  in  honor  of  the  literary  history  of  Amherst  m  tribute  to  its 
farming  community.  More  on  the  event  tomorrow. 


Simpson  jury 
search  begins 


By  Linda  Deutsch 

Associated  Press 


LOS  ANGELFS  Afler  three  months  of  endless 
publicity  in  the  0.|.  Simpson  murder  case.  1,000 
people  must  look  inward  and  answer  a  question: 
Could  I  be  a  fair  juror  lor  ihis  man'.' 

"People  have  a  personal  involvement  in  this  case. 
Sonic  of  ihem  may  have  been  out  there  on  the  free- 
way thai  Friday  afternoon,"  said  Loyola  University 
lujw  School  professor  l^urie  l.evenson.  "Both  sides 
have  to  be  scared  of  jurors  with  an  agenda,  people 
who  wani  to  send  a  message." 

Those  who  raced  out  to  roadsides  to  cheer 
Simpson  in  a  I'ord  Bronco  with  a  gun  to  his  head  and 
police  in  pursuit  would  be  less  ihan  ideal  jurors. 

But  as  ihe  first  stage  of  jur-y  selection  gels  under 
way  Monday,  lawyers  on  both  sides  are  realislic 
enough  lo  know  thai  no  hope  exists  of  finding  jurors 
unaware  ol  the  case.  Nor  would  they  want  such  a 
jury.  Levenson  said. 

"You  want  someone  on  lliis  jury  who's  ai  least 
heard  about  the  case,  because  yuu  want  a  lunclioninii 
member  of  society."  she  said.  Yet  jurors  also  need  lo 
be  able  lo  pul  all  prior  knowledge  aside  and  decide 
the  case  on  the  evidence.  Levenson  said 

Al  a  minimum,  prospective  jurors  will  know  that 
Simpson,  a  former  football  star  whose  fame  extended 
inio  show  business,  is  charged  with  the  slashing  mur- 
ders of  his  ex-wile,  Nicole  Brown  Simpson,  and  her 
friend  Ronald  Goldman. 

They  will  also  know  that  Simpson  has  declared 
himself 

"absolutely  100  percent  not  guilty"  and  that  he  has 
the  best  team  of  lawyers  money  can  buy. 

Issues  beyond  bias  for  or  against  Simpson  also 
must  be 

considea*d. 

lo-Fllan  Dimilrius.  the  jury  consultant  working  for 
the  defense,  has  pinpointed  a  new  phenomenon  in 
the  Simpson  case:  jurors  who  want  to  gel  on  Ihe  case 
because  ol  its  notoriety  and  the  chance  they  will 
become  rich  and  famous  as  a  result. 

"I've  never  seen  il  belore,"  Dimilrius  said. 
'Usually,  people  want  to  know  how  lliey  can  gei  oui 
of  serving  on  the  jury.  In  this  case,  they're  coming  up 
to  me  on  the  street  asking,  "How  do  I  become  a  juror 
on  the  Ol  case  " 

Now,  l.evenson  said,  many  prospects  may  be  fac 
ing  the  reality  that  they  can'l  afford  the  lime  to  serve. 
Of  the  1,000  people  summoned  by  Superior  Court 
ludge  Lance  llo.  more  than  700  have  already 
returned  one-page  questionnaires  discussing  their 
availability  to  serve  in  a  trial  which  could  strelch  into 
1945.  About  lwl^lhirds  have  said  il  would  be  a  hard 
ship. 

'It's  true  that  for  many  of  the  people,  this  will  be 
more  interesting  than  anything  else  happening  in 
their  lives,"  Levenson  said  "Bui  reality  sets  in.  The 
c-conomy  is  not  mj  good  and  people  will  be  concerned 
about  taking  that  much  lime  awu\  Irom  their  jobs." 

If  the  judge  decides  he  must  sequester  the  jury  to 
shield  Ihem  from  publicily.  that  would  further  limit 
Ihe  pool  of  available  jurors  Many  will  not  wani  lo 
leave  family  and  friends  lor  ihe  isolation  of  a  hotel 
where  their  communications  are  monitored  and  visits 
are  supervised  by  bailiffs. 

The  pressures  that  can  be  added  by  thai  process 


turn  to  SIMPSON  wxyit) 


Haiti's  violence  expected  to  continue; 
Saturday's  firefight  just  the  beginning? 


By  Jim  Abrams 

Associoted  Press 


WASHINGTON-With  the  flash 
of  a  gun  ftarrel  emiing  a  week  of  rela- 
tive calm,  senior  officials  warned 
Sunday  ihal  the  fiicfight  ihjt  took  10 
Haitian  lives  may  fie  a  forerunner  of 
more  violence  in  that  historically  vio- 
lent land 

"This  is  the  first  bad  incident  we've 
had  involving,  directly.  American 
troops,  but  il  won't  be  the  last."  said 
Senale  Armed  Services  Committee 
Chairman  Sam  Nunn.  DGa.,  a  mem 
f)cr  of  the  delegation  that  brokered 
the  deal  with  ihc  Haitian  military  on 
the  entry  of  U  S  forces, 

US.  Marines  killed  10  armed  men 
Saturday  evening  outside  a  police  sta- 
tion in  the  northern  coastal  city  of 
Cap-Haitien  in  a  battle  ensuing  ailer 
several  of  the  men  emerged  from  Ihe 
station  and  opened  fire  on  an 
American  patrol. 

Il  was  the  first  violent  incident 
involving  Americans  after  a  surpris- 
ingly peaceful  first  week  of  Ihe  US 
occupation  and  il  drew  quick  cum 
parisons  lo  hostile  attacks  against 
U.S.  troops  in  Somalia, 

While  administration  officials 
responded  by  assuring  Ihe  American 
public,  and  warning  the  Haitians, 
they  were  ready  for  more,  congres 
sional  critics  geared  up  for  an 
attempt  to  legislate  an  early  with- 
drawal from  Haiti. 

President  Clinton,  in  New  York  fur 
a  meeting  with  U.N.  Secretary 
General  Boulros-Chali  issued  a  state- 
ment expressing  regret  for  Ihe  loss  ol 
life  and  saving  "Il  must  be  clear  that 
IIS    I.  !.■  ■    ire  prepared  lo  resfKmd 


lo  hostile  action  against  ihciii  and 
will  do  so  " 

Speaking  al  a  church  in  llailem. 
Clinton  said  Ihe  Haiti  operation 
"helps  lo  end  human  rights  violalmns 
Ihal  we  find  intolerable  everywhere 
but  unconscionable  on  our  diKirsiep 
and  offers  them  (Haitians)  a  chance 
al  siabilily  " 

Clinton  did  not  mention  at  the 
church  Ihe  violence  in 

Cap  llaitien  But  loint  Chleff  of 
Stall  Chairman  (icn   lohn 

Shalikashvili  said  Haitian  niililarv 
leader  It  Gen  Raoul  Cedras  had 
been  flown  lo  the  port  city  Sunday 
and  the  U.S.  side  was  making  il 
"abundantly  clear"  what  the  conse 
quences  would  be  il  there  were  fur 
thcr  threats  lo  US  troops. 

They  now  know,  he  said  on  C  BS' 
"Face  the  Nation,"  "what  the  cost  to 
the  Haitians  is  for  picking  a  light 
with  the  Marines  "  The  officials 
appearing  un  the  Sunday  news  pro- 
grams also  sought  to  remind  Ihe 
American  public  ihul  no  military 
operation  of  this  sort  can  fie  nsk  free 

Defense  ScLrelary  William  Perry, 
who  visited  Haiti  on  Saturday,  said 
he  told  US  troops  there  ihal  "they 
have  lo  stand  tall  for  ihal  mission 
and  ihal  they  would  have  diflicullics 
We  fully  expeited  dilficullies  and  the 
incident  we  saw  yesicrday.  I  ihink,  is 
just  typical  of  whal  we  expected  lo 
sec."  he  sdid  on  NIK  's  "Meet  the 
Press  " 

But  lloust  Minunlv  Whip  Ncwl 
Gingrich.  RC.a  ,  said  the  incident 
underscored  Haiti's  similarity  lo 
Somalia,  and  said  he  will  press  for  a 
resolution  ihis  week  demanding  US. 
withdrawal  Irom  Haiti  'M  ihc  nmsi 


rapid  possible  speed. 

(iingrich.  speaking  on  (  BS,  said 
Ihal  afler  the  firefighi  ihe  American 
public  doesn't  "want  lo  wail  around 
lor  ambushes  and  lor  booby  traps 
and  for  all  Ihe  things  that  can  go 
wrong* 

American  troops  lefl  Somalia, 
another  peacekeeping  mission  ihal 
began  well,  afler  the  loss  ol  44 
American  lives.  >()  in  combat  A 
decide  earlier  in  Lebanon,  the  US 
ailempi  lo  keep  warring  factions 
apart  ended  with  a  suicide  attack  on 
the  Marines  headquarters  in  Beirut 
thai  killed  241  Americans 

Nunn,  also  a  guest  on  "Meel  the 
Press."  said  he  thtiughl  the  Senate 
also  would  vole  this  week  on  selling 
a  "dale  certain"  for  US  withdrawal 

Nunn  said  he  opposed  selling  a 
spc-cific  dale,  but  also  warned  against 
a  broad  mission  of  restoring  deiiuK- 
racy  lo  a  land  that  has  had  six  coups 
in  the  lasi  seven  years  "They've  not 
had  the  ability  to  have  dissent  with 
out  violence."  he  said.  "They  have 
had  a  very  violent  history  and  they 
have  not  had  democracy."  Nunn 
urged  deposed  Haitian  Presideiil 
lean  Berlrand  Arisiide  lo  seek  an 
immediate  end  lo  the  L'  N.  emhutpo 
on  Haiti  so  that  Ihe  frustrations  of 
impoverished  Haitians  would  not  he 
tumedonUS  triMps 

Later  on  Sunday  Arisiide  said  he 
was  asking  Ihe  li  N  Security  Council 
and  individual  nations  to  remove 
some  sanctions  as  a  first  step  toward 
restoring  deinocracv.  and  said  he  had 
ordered  the  Haitian  parliament  lo 
meel  Wednesday  lo  consider  the 
question  of  amnesty  for  those  who 
iiwi threw  film  three  years  ago. 


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vico.  Chabdd  Huu^l-.  b:2l  p  in..  Inlomiaiicin:  =)4^-4Ui-)4 

l.filurc  Susjii  Orlean  will  he  speaking.  Uowkcr 
Audiltinuni.  8  p  iii 

Tuesday,  Sept.  27 

Leclure  —  The  Dutch  Vision  of  llaly:  Dirck  Van 
Bergen's  1  aiiilseape  with  Animals  unci  ligure.  Mead  An 
Museum.  AmiIkisI  Culiege.  I'ree.  IJ.IS  pin. 

Comnniniiy  Campus  Pond  Cleanup.  Come  on  down 
and  \olunleer'  Campus  Pond.  7  p.m  .  Iiiloiinalion: 
S4i-(I444 

lihn  NiU  \i  The  Mall:  A  series  cij  lilm  experiences 
you  won't  liiiJ  anywhere  else,  7  p.m..  Haiiiell  Mall 
Auditorium.  I'Mass.  Free. 

ifclurf  -  Town  and  Country:  The  Concept  o( 
Landscape  in  tarly  Antwerp  ArtMakiiig.  Wright  flail 
auditorium.  Smith  College.  7:30  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Feminist  Writing  to  End  Racism,  lielle 
flooks  will  be  speaking.  Bowkcr  Auditorium,  UMass,  8 
p  m  .  free.  T4  5-004b. 

LiliTUiun-  —  Amherst  College  creative  writing  center. 
Fall  reading  series  presents  Bernard  Cooper.  Wootlon's. 
North  Pleasant  Street,  Amherst.  8  p.m..  Free. 

Pre-MfJicii  —  Elections  for  olTicers  and  general  infor- 
mation, all  classes  and  majors  welcome,  Newman  Center, 
Room  1,  7  p.m. 

Meeting  —  Biosci,  The  Biological  Sciences  Student 
As.sociation  is  holding  its  first  general  membership  meet- 
ing, 7  p.m..  Morrill  203. 

Meeting  —  Cannabis  Reform  Coalition,  general  meet- 
ing. Campus  Center  room  101.  7:30  p.m..  Information: 
tid5-4910. 


Wednesday,  Scpi  28 

Lecture  —  Lesbian.  C<aN  i\i  Hisc\u,il  Studies  I  eclurc 
Series,  Warren  Bhimenleld  will  speak,  Campus  tciiiur 
room  404,  UMass.  12  p.m.  to  I   >0  p  in  ,  Free. 

Meeting  -  LJMass  Grenadier  and  Ciaming  Society. 
Open  House,  7  p.m.  to  12  a.m  Campus  Center  room 
101.  Information:  327-0232 

Thursday,  Sept.  24 

Muiic  —  Recital.  Monica  jakuc.  kirtL(ii.riici.  Sweenes 
Concert  Hall.  Smith  College.  4: 1  3  p  ni  to  ri)i  pin  ,  I  ree 

Lilm  —  Fantastic  Cinema:  Legends,  \1\ihs.  Attuiiiures, 
Herter  Hall.  UMass,  Presented  by  the  I  rmetsiiv  Ci.illeiy. 
7:30  p.m.,  Free. 

Concert  —  Fdniund  Bailer-ln.  Uilcpuiiio,  Seenev 
Concert  Hall,  Smith  College.  8  p  in  .  Call  327  7bb4  fui 
admission  prices. 

Special  Uvent  —  Lesbian,  Hise\ual.  tus  Speakers 
Bureau  Orientation.  Returning  members  urienlalKiii. 
Crampton  Flouse,  UMass.  Free.  3:30  pin.  to  730  p  in  , 
Information:  545-4824. 

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Combining  festive  dance,  food 
and  aits,  the  1444  University  of 
Massachusetts  Intertribal  Powwow 
lilled  the  Cuiry  Hicks  Cage  this 
s^cekeiid  with  Native  .American  cul 
lure 

Spoiisoreil  by  the  Native 
American  Students  .Association  in 
vi'iijunction  with  the  l)r  losephine 
While  lagle  .Aiiieiicin  Indian 
C  uliuial  Center,  the  I'uwwow  lea- 
luted  performers  and  artists  from 
nearly  30  different  native  nations. 

The  Powwow  coordinators  hope 
ihe  event  will  contribute  to  the 
iiuilii  cultur.il  environment  on 
campus 

loyce  \incent.  program  coordi- 
nator ul  the  Dr.  Josephine  While 
I  j^'lc  American  Cultural  Center. 
IhIicvcs  these  events  are  crucial  in 
maintaining  cultural  awareness. 

"Culture  is  imporiant  to  succeed 
at  college."  Vincent  said.  "We  want 
to  make  sure  that  the  campus  cli- 
mate makes  culture  as  much  of  a 
priority  as  sports  and  the  fine  arts. 
As  long  as  those  priorities  are  else- 
where, we're  going  to  have  a  hard 
time." 

Due  to  the  threat  of  bad  weather, 
the  event  was  moved  indoors  from 
its  original  location  at  the  Campus 
Center  Pond. 

The  festivities  kicked  off  at  noon 
on  Saturday  and  yesterday  with  a 
grand  entry  of  dancers,  represent- 
ing the  different  nations  with  per- 
formers of  all  ages. 

Immediately  afterwards,  spccta- 
uis  and  periormers  joined  hands  in 
,1  ceremonial  blessing  led  by  John 
Peters,  director  of  the  Commis.sion 
of  Indian  Affairs  for  the 
Commonwealth  of  Massachusetts, 
and  member  of  the  Wampanog 
Nation. 

The  blessing  expressed  the 
importance  of  accepting  and  under- 
standing cultural  differences,  and 
respecting  the  uniqueness  of  people 
as  individuals.  Peters  is  also  consid- 
ered a  spiritual  leader  by  many 


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UMass  student  Justin  Beatty  displays  his  Native  American  heritage 
during  this  weekend's  powwow. 


Native  Americans. 

An  assortment  of  vendors  filled 
the  Cage  with  jewelry,  pottery,  and 
other  crafts  of  Native  American 
Hair. 

Booths  explaining  current  issues 
and  controversies  within  the  Native 
American  community  were 
on-hand  with  information,  and 
encouraged  participation 

Vincent  is  also  pleased  at  the 
number  of  volunteers  involved  with 
the  powwow. 

"We've  had  students  volunteer- 
ing from  different  cultural  centers 
on  campus,  as  well  as  people  from 
the  community."  Vincent  said. 


"That  makes  me  feel  really  good  to 
see  that  people  know  we're  here 
more  than  just  one  week  a  year." 

The  losephine  White  Eagle 
Native  American  Cultural  Center 
has  other  events  planned  for  this 
fall,  featuring  speakers,  storytellers, 
and  authors. 

Some  participants  believe  stu- 
dent turnout  was  low  because  of 
problems  in  publicizing  the  event. 

"Most  of  the  student  population 
isn't  given  a  chance  in  getting 
involved,"  |osh  Lyons,  a  geography 
major,  said.  "The  most  recent  histo- 
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Nazi  case  seen  as  a  current  lesson 


By  Jon  Marcus 

Associated  Press 


BOSTON  —  Why  pi^ss  the  citizenship  case  against  an 
ailing,  87-year-old  man? 

Because,  says  the  government,  Aleksandras  Lileikis  was 
part  of  a  campaign  to  murder  bO,000  lews  in  Lithuania, 
and  even  half  a  century  hasn't  diminished  the  zeal  for 
prosecuting  aging  war  criminals. 

"The  crimes  these  men  committed  are  just  as  heinous 
today  as  they  were  50  years  ago."  said  Allan  Ryan,  former 
director  of  the  Office  of  Special  Investigations,  the  gov- 
ernment's Nazi-hunting  arm.  "Although  they  are  old  and 
although  it  was  a  long  time  ago,  if  we  look  the  other  way, 
we  are  saying  we  don't  care  any  more." 

An  estimated  10,000  suspected  Nazis  and  their  col- 
laborators entered  the  United  States  since  World  War 
II,  according  to  government  prosecutors  and  Nazi 
hunters.  The  OSI  has  stripped  U.S.  citizenship  from  50 
people,  42  of  whom  have  been  deported,  since  the 
office  was  set  up  in  1979.  More  than  300  others  are 
under  investigation.  The  pace  of  investigations  has 
accelerated  since  the  opening  of  former  Soviet  and  east- 
em  European  archives. 

"They  have  succeeded  in  lying  low."  Ryan  said.  'They 
have  succeeded  in  avoiding  detection.  But  they  are  as 
guilty  now  as  they  were  then." 

From  August  1941  until  the  German  occupation  ended 
in  July  1944,  Lileikis  allegedly  ordered  the  arrest  of  lews 
in  Vilnius  who  violated  the  Nazis'  anti-|ewish  decrees  and 
turned  them  over  to  a  killing  squad  and  the  German 
Security  Police  for  execution.  Lileikis  emigrated  to  the 
United  Stales  in  1955  and  now  lives  in  Norwood  with  his 
second  wife. 

Lileikis'  signature  allegedly  appears  on  several  dozen 
orders  to  transfer  lewish  prisoners  to  the  execution 
squads.  They  include  one  file  tracing  his  interrogation  of 
a  woman,  Gita  Kaplan,  and  her  6-year-old  daughter, 
Fruma,  to  their  eventual  execution  by  the  German 


Security  Police. 

Holocaust  survivors  and  their  children  raise  an  addi- 
tional argument  lor  prosecution:  as  a  lesson  to  the  people 
who  commit  atrocities  today  against  civilians  in  the  li>r 
mer  Yugoslavia.  Somalia,  Haiti  and  Rwanda. 

"Whether  (Lileikis)  lives  to  be  5  years  old  or  500  yi-dr^ 
old,  if  he  is  alive  in  freedom,  then  he  has  to  be  brought  \v 
justice,  because  that's  not  the  type  of  signal  we  want  to 
give:  that  you  can  get  away  with  murder."  said  Rosiiia 
Kenigsberg,  president  of  the  liilernational  Network  ol 
Children  of  Jewish  Holocaust  Survivors. 

"The  lesson  of  the  Holocaust  is  not  revenge." 
Kenigsberg  said.  "The  lesson  is  to  stop  putting  people  into 
categories,  to  have  tolerance  and  respect  for  one  another. 
That's  the  healing  process." 

'Although  they  were  old  and  although  it  was  a  long 
time  ago,  if  we  look  the  other  way.  we  are  saying  we  don't 
care  any  more,"  said  Ryan. 

Lileikis  is  accused  of  heading  the  Nazi-sponsored 
Lithuanian  Security  Police  in  Vilnius.  The  government 
filed  suit  last  week  in  U.S.  District  Court  in  Boston  to 
revoke  his  citizenship. 

"Does  the  world  stand  for  what  we  tried  to  say  at 
Nuremburg?"  asked  Shelly  Shapiro,  director  of  Holocaust 
Survivors  and  Friends  in  Pursuit  of  justice.  "We  tried  to 
say  that  there  were  certain  rules  of  civilization." 

Lileikis  has  refused  to  comment  on  the  case.  He  has  30 
days  to  respond  to  the  complaint,  which  was  filed 
Wednesday.  No  court  date  has  been  set. 

Described  by  government  officials  as  the  first  senior 
Lithuanian  police  official  to  be  prosecuted  in  connec- 
tion with  Nazi-era  crimes,  Lileikis  was  investigated 
when  his  name  allegedly  was  found  on  documents 
detailing  executions  and  deportations  of  an  estimated 
60,000  lews. 

He  is  accused  of  illegally  concealing  his  alleged  involve- 
ment with  these  executions  when  he  applied  for  immigra- 
tion to  the  United  States  in  1955  and  for  U.S.  citizenship 
in  1976. 


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Council  offers  wide  variety  of  answers 


By  Emily  Marino 

Collegian  Staff 


For  college  age  men  and  women  alike,  the  Family 
Planning  Council  of  Western  Massachusetts  (FPCWM)  is 
providing  information,  counseling,  testing  and  birth  con 
trol  in  the  hopes  of  making  this  aiea  more  healthy. 

The  organization  has  22  locations  in  the  immediate 
area,  and  offers  extensive  reproductive  health  care  that  is 
both  confidential  and  affordable. 

After  over  20  years  of  providing  services  to  thousands 
of  men  and  women,  the  FPCWM  remains  one  of  the  most 
significant  sources  of  information  and  assistance  regard- 
ing contraception,  HlV/AlDS,  breast  and  cervical  health 
and  economic  issues  affecting  economically  disadvantaged 
parents  of  infants. 

The  Family  Planning  Council  of  Western  Massachusetts 
offers  not  only  a  variety  of  birth  control  options,  but 
counseling  by  trained  professionals,  examination  and 
instruction  to  ensure  the  comfort  and  health  of  patients. 
The  Council  offers  the  latest  in  birth  control  options, 
including  the  contraceptive  insert  Norplant,  the 
three-month  pill  Depo  Provera,  low-dose  oral  contracep- 
tives, and  the  just-released  female  condom. 

The  FPCWM  guarantees  privacy  to  its  patients,  and 
does  not  release  information  without  the  isatient's  written 
consent. 

The  Council  also  offers  information  and  counseling 
regarding  HIV/AIDS.  By  calling  1-800-750-2016,  one 
can  receive  the  answers  to  any  questions  about  the  virus, 
including  transmission  routes,  personal  risk  of  contracting 
HIV,  and  the  locations  and  hours  of  86  local  testing  sites. 
Counseling  by  trained  staff,  as  well  as  free,  anonymous 
testing  is  also  provided. 

Free  legal  help  is  also  offered  to  those  who  have  con- 
tracted the  virus  through  the  FPCWM  HIV  Law 
Consortium.  The  Consortium  provides  services  including 


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lion,  and  child  custody  arrangements  Call  (413) 
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The  FPCWM  AIDS  Allies  Prugram  provides  educaiiun. 
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people  infected  with  and  by  HIV/AIDS  in  the  local  area. 
For  more  information  call  (413)  747-5144. 

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This  is  a  FPCWM  community-based  program,  and  ser- 
vices include  case  management,  a  Buddies  Program,  sup- 
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For  more  information  call  (413)  773-8888. 

In  terms  of  breast  and  cervical  health,  the  FPCWM 
offers  check-ups  (especially  if  there  is  a  family  history  of 
disease)  including  cervical  exams  or  pap  smears,  breast 
exams,  lab  work,  public  education  and  referrals  for  free 
mammographies  and  colposcopies  through  the  Breast  and 
Cervical  Health  Project  (BCHP). 

Services  are  free  to  uninsured  women,  and  determined 
on  a  slide  scale  basis  for  others,  who  will  pay  a  reasonable 
price.  The  Council  encourages  monthly  self-exams, 
regardless  of  whether  or  not  their  services  are  sought.  Call 
1-800-696-7752  to  schedule  an  appointment  at  a  special 
BCHP  clinic. 

The  FPCWM  also  offers  assistance  to  parents  in  need  of 
making  their  food  dollars  stretch.  With  the  help  of 
Springfield  WIC  programs,  thousands  of  women,  infants 
and  children  are  provided  with  nutritional  counseling  and 
vouchers  for  supplemental  food,  including  baby  formula. 
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involved  higher  doses  of  radiation  in 
a  shorter  amount  of  lime. 

Out  of  the  23  people  in  the  study, 
Fontaine  said  1 7  people  are  in  remis- 
sion, including  himself.  He  said  about 
two  weeks  ago  he  was  told  his  cancer 
was  under  control  —  it  is  not  grow- 
ing or  spreading. 

Fontaine  attributes  his  remission 
to  being  part  of  the  study  because  he 
suid  he  would  still  be  undergoing 
treatment  right  now  if  was  not  part 
of  the  study  and  he  also  said  the 
remission  rate  in  the  study  was 
much  higher  than  the  rate  for  nor- 
mal treatment.  He  said  less  than  25 
percent  of  individuals  with  his  dis- 
ease survive. 

Now  thill  he  is  in  remission. 
Fontaine  sa'id  he  is  going  to  stay  bu.sy. 
He  decided  he  would  not  return  to 
UMass  this  semester  and  would  work 
for  the  limmy  Fund,  an  organization 
which  raises  funds  for  cancer 
research. 

In     October,     there     will     be 


walk-a-lhon  along  the  Boston 
Marathon  route  to  raise  money  for 
the  limmy  Fund.  Fontaine  will  be  par- 
ticipating by  bringing  together  teams 
of  walkers  and  the  children  for  which 
the  teams  arc  walking. 

Fontaine  also  participated  in 
Fantasy  Day  at  Fenway  Park  in 
■August.  Iwenty-scven  four  person 
teams  played  baseball  to  raise  money 
for  the  limmy  Fund  and  the  Dana 
Farber  Cancer  Institute. 

Fontaine,  in  his  last  cycle  ol 
chemotherapy,  had  gotten  out  ol  the 
hospital  four  days  before  he  played  at 
Fenway  He  hit  the  wall,  the  "Clreen 
Monster."  twice  which  earned 
$1,000.  Hilling  the  ball  out  of  the 
park  would  win  $2,000.  The  wall  is 
31  5  feel  from  home  plate. 

He  has  several  ideas  to  bring  can- 
cer and  its  reality  to  campus.  He  said 
he  would  like  to  develop  a  support 
group  on  campus,  create  programs 
for  RAs,  and  link  UMass  with  the 
limmy  Fund. 


Presently,  the  limmy  Fund  is  based 
mainly  in  the  eastern  part  of  the 
stale,  but  Fontaine  said  he  would  like 
to  be  its  Weslem  Massachusetts  con- 
nection. 

Fontaine  believes  part  of  his  thera- 
py is  helping  people.  From  the  UMass 
community  he  said  he  would  like  to 
raise  awareness,  not  necessarily 
money  because  he  said  he  knows  col- 
lege students  do  not  have  much 
money. 

Fontaine  is  also  writing  a  book 
which  will  focus  on  living  with  can- 
cer. He  said  most  of  what  he  has 
right  now  are  collections  ol  thoughts. 
He  said  he  has  written  about  2  5 
Images  so  far. 

Fontaine  said  there  is  a  dual  pur 
pose  for  writing  the  book.  Ix)ih  iis  a 
release  of  his  own  emotions  iiml  also 
in  hopes  of  inspiring  someone  to 
embrace  life. 

'I  want  to  give  people  a  licsli  .iiii 
tude  on  living  and  not  taking  il  lor 
granted."  he  said. 


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Dressing  for  success  —  college  style 


Emily 
Marino 


When  I  was  lour-years-old  i  had  lhi>  lavorilc  green 
pluid  jumper  that  i  wore  ever>'where.  From  my 
lric>Llc  to  the  sandbox  at  preschool,  my  happiest 
childhLKKl  memories  happened  in  that  jumper. 

NMthin  a  couple  of  years.  I  discovered  the  merits  of 
panis.  dnd  my  esteemed  jumper  was 
replaced  by  a  pair  of  pink  pants  (slill  plaid), 
which  proved  lo  be  much  more  comfortable 
in  situations  (like  bicycle  riding,  training 
wheels  intact)  involving  physical  activity. 

Since  ihen.  I  have  developed  a  sort  of, 
well,  complex  about  dresses  and  skirts.  I  think  that 
throughout  my  junior  high  and  high  school  career  I  could 
count  on  two  hands  the  number  of  times  I  succumbed  to 
wearing  a  skirl.  The  proms  that  1  went  to  in  high  school 
serve  as  my  only  recolleclicn  of  donning  a  dress  during 
this  period,  and  I  can't  say  that  I  remember  being  very 
happy  about  it. 

I  went  lo  a  suburban  high  school  where  the  students 
wore  oulfiis  and  accessorizing  was  not  a  priority,  it  was  a 
way  of  life.  M\  own  wardrobe  consisted  mainly  of  jeans, 
and  I  was  more  concerned  about  comfort  than  anything 
'•is';. 

When  I  got  lo  college,  I  was  elated.  It  was  actually 
acceptable  to  wear  cul-offs  and  t-shirts  —  heck,  a  lot  of 
pwple  would  even  wear  their  pajamas  to  early  classes. 

Sure  there  were  the  women  who  spent  hours  getting 
rcidv  lor  a  day  of  treading  around  campus  in  high  heels, 
as  well  as  guys  who  needed  to  exercise  self  control  when 
applying  hair  gel  and  Drakkar.  But  I  could  just  write  these 
folks  olf  as  deviants  of  the  standards  of  the  common  col- 
lege slob. 

I  explained  to  my  housemate  once  that  while  I  have 
clothes,  she  has  oulfila.  Appalled,  she  asked.  "But  why? 
Why  is  this  an  outfit,  and  yours  are  clothes?"  I  pointed 
out  her  coordinating  shoes  and  belt,  jewelry  and  hair 
scrunchy,  and  then  my  own  worn  jeans  and  "Tanglewood" 
l-shirt. 

"Oh,"  she  'aid  "But  you  wear  outfits  too,  I  Ajioif  I've 
seen  you."  Suudenly,  a  debate  about  adhering  to  fashion 
laws  became  a  personal  attack.  I  mentally  reviewed  my 
wardrobe    Had  I  worn  an  oulllt  recently?  Was  I  a  hyp- 


Conversations  with  the  dogs 


Nathan 
Crick 


HT  '"  "•'"  '•'uld."  said  Eusiacia 
I  Fields,  cradling  her  coffee  in 
•^  her  hands  and  »tpping  qui- 
etly. The  sun  had  faded  behind  a 
clowdi  aayniMig  i  alighi  brueee  to 
rise  up.  ruining  ihe  napkins  on  the 

calc  table  outside.        

"Soft  from  loo 
much  sun  in  Italy  I 
guess,"  said  Kent 
O'Brien  as  he  put 
his  feet  up  on  the 
nearest  chair.  He  glanced  at  a  cou- 
ple of  girls  walking  past,  and 
returned  his  gaze  to  the  traffic  pat- 
terns down  the  road. 

"Hmmmm."  she  said.  A  dog 
came  walking  past,  and  stopped  to 
sniff  Eustacia's  foot.  "Aw,  hello 
puppy!"  she  exclaimed.  She 
scratched  its  head  and  it  looked  up 
for  a  momeni.  and  then  kepi  on  its 
determined  route  down  the  side- 
walk. 

"I  missed  dogs  so  much  over 
there,  lust  cats,  everywhere." 

"I  myself  have  grown  lo  hate 
them.  I  dont  appreciate  my  lawn 
becoming  a  big  dung  heap." 

Down  ihe  street,  a  bus  pulled 
over  to  a  halt  and  opened  its  doors. 
People  on.  People  off.  The  sun 
came  back  out. 

'Yeah,  if  you  care  about  that 
kind  of  thing." 

"Eusiacia."  he  laughed,  shaking 
his  head.  'You've  changed."  He 
grabbed  his  cup  and  rested  it  on 
the  arm  of  the  chair.  "Ever  since 
you've  been  back.  I  don't  get  il." 
"I  suppose." 

"Christ,  what's  the  matter  with 
you?  It's  like  you're  eternally  on 
codeine.  Dead  lo  the  world." 

Eustacia  smiled  weakly.  "I  don't 
know,  Kent.  Sometimes  I  just 
don't  feel  like  talking  anymore," 
she  paused.  "I  think  I  like  talking 
to  myself  more  these  days.  Maybe 
I'm  too  egotistical  and  think  I 
have  more  important  things  lo  say 


lo  myself  than  anyone  else  I 
meet." 

"That  may  be  so,  but  I  would 
guess  that  would  kind  of  pul  a 
damper  on  the  cffeciivenes*  of 
knock-knock  jokes." 

"Oh,  shut  up,"  she 
laughed.  "That's  not 
what  I  mean." 

"Well  what  is  so 
awful  about  being 
back,  then?  I  got  the 
impression  from  your  letters  that 
you  were  the  regular  social  animal 
back  there." 

"Well,  I  guess  I  was.  but  it's  still 
not  the  same.  Everything  there  was 
an  adventure,  like  Indiana  |ones.  I 
was  /ri/>fg,  Kent,"  she  said,  bring- 
ing her  hands  to  her  chest.  "Seeing 
and  feeling  more  than  I've  ever  felt. 
And  then,  pfft,"  she  said,  throwing 
up  her  hands  and  looking  around. 
"Nothing." 

He  looked  down  into  his  coffee, 
swirling  it  methodically.  "Why  is 
there  so  much  belter  than  here, 
though?  lust  because  I  don't  speak 
Italian,  does  that  make  me  some- 
how less  of  a  person?  Or  do  we 
just  cultivate  mediocrity  more  in 
ihis  country?" 

"Well.  I  didn't  mean  il  like  ihai. 
lis  not  the  people.  I  don't  think.  I 
mean  I  made  a  lot  of  good  friends 
ihcre.  but  they  were  mostly 
American  of  course,"  she  shrugged. 
"Il  was  jusi  different,  Kent.  It  felt 
more  real." 

"You  don't  feel  real  in 
Amhersi?" 

"Yeah,  I  do.  It's  jusi  ihal  other 
people  don't." 

They  both  stopped  talking,  and 
went  back  to  watching  as  the 
marching  forms  of  pedestrians 
passed  by,  feet  crunching  in  the 
growing  layer  of  dead  leaves.  An 
old  man  slopped  and  sal  on  a 
bench,  with  the  occasional  raucous 
laughter  from  a  group  of  guys 


across  the  street  as  background 
music. 

"I'm  done,"  Kent  said,  placing 
his  empiv  ciip  on  the  table.'  "Lei's 
go.-         ..•       ■  ^w     - 

Eustacia  drained  the  last  off  her 
drink  and  picked  up  her  newspa- 
per. They  both  headed  towards  the 
bus  stop. 

"People  are  alwa>s  going  to  be 
Ihe  way  they  are.  Eustacia."  Kent 
said,  sticking  his  hands  in  his 
pockets.  "You've  got  to  know 
that,  and  you  can'i  run  awav  from 
it." 

"I  can  try." 

"No.  you  can'i.  Until  you  are 
happy  with  what's  up  here."  he 
said,  pointing  to  her  forehead,  "can 
you  ever  even  come  close  to  being 
content  with  what's  out  there. 
Don't  base  your  happiness  on  what 
others  can  give  you." 

"You  are  so  deep,  Kent,"  she 
laughed.  "Bui  I  know  what  you  are 
saying.  I  thought  of  that  too,  but 
for  some  reason  things  keep 
pulling  me  back  down  again. 
Sometimes  I  wish  I  were  invisible, 
so  I  could  just  sit  down  and  cry  in 
the  middle  of  people  without 
putting  on  this  stupid  act.  I  wish 
sometimes  I  didn't  feel  so  fake, 
even  lo  myself." 

"Yeah.  It's  an  awful  thing,  cul- 
ture," said  Kent,  stopping  as  the 
bus  pulled  up  in  front  of  Ihem. 
"Makes  you  a  liar." 

Beside  them,  people  started 
milling  together  to  gel  on  the  bus. 
As  the  Eusiacia  got  on.  she  heard 
Ihe  voice  of  a  young  woman  behind 
her  talking. 

"I  bet  you  don'l  gel  asked  this 
very  question  very  often."  she  was 
saying  with  a  friendly  voice. 

The  doors  closed,  and  the  old 
man  sal  quietly  and  watched  the 
bus  drive  away. 

Muthan  Crick  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Opinion/Editorial 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


ocrite? 

For  the  next  lew  days  I  scanned  crowds  of  students,  on 
the  look-out  lor  dccesstuies  iind  coordination.  Skirts, 
blouses  swe.ilers,  khaki  panis  -  even  ties  were  every 
where.  I  aiiiibuietl  ihe  high  nuiTibcr  of  outfits  to  the  fact 
thai  il  was  ihe  lirsi  week  of  school,  and 
people  wanted  lo  siart  off  on  the  right 
loot,  looking  ijnd  feeling  good. 
And  ihen  ii  happened. 
One  ol  w\  [Mofessors  called  me  and 
invited  me  lo  ilniner  with  a  guest  lecturer 
for  whom  1  have  a  lot  of  respect.  I  was  thrilled  lo  be  invit- 
ed, and  thought  about  ihe  questions  I  would  ask  and  how 
I  would  communicate  my  respect  for  her. 

Glancing  at  iny  closet.  I  realized  I  had  nothing  to  wear. 
I  took  a  survey  about  what  would  be  the  "appropriate 
attire."  and  got  a  pretty  geKxl  idea  that  this  dinner  would 
inevitably  entail  at  least  dress  pants,  if  not  a  skirt  or  dress. 
It  was  at  this  moment  that  I  threw  the  white  flap  into 
ilic  ail  and  admitted  that  it  was  time  to  j;ro>>  i.ip  ;in.l  suck 
it  up.  so  I  headed  lo  the  mall.  I  could  no  longer  skirt 
around  (sorry)  the  dressing-up  issue  by  avoiding  situa- 
tions in  which  I  could  not  wear  my  favorite  pants  and  a 
baseball  hat. 

Everyone  has  heard  ihe  old  adage  that  growing  up 
means  doing  things  ihai  \ou  don't  want  to  for  the  sake  of 
undergoing  siluaiiciiis  from  which  you  will  grow. 
Although  wearing  a  dress  wasn't  going  to  be  particularly 
fulfilling  for  me.  having  dinner  with  this  lecturer  was.  and 
that  is  what  I  had  lo  keep  in  mind. 

Since  the  outfit  conversation  with  my  housemate.  I 
have  also  taken  note  of  the  thousands  of  students  who 
dress  exactly  the  way  I  do  —  mangy  baseball  hat  and  all.  I 
took  a  certain  amount  of  comfort  in  knowing  that  not 
everyone  looks  as  though  they  have  just  stepped  out  of  a  |. 
Crew  catalogue. 

I  also  took  comfort  in  ihe  knowledge  that  fashion  is  in 
the  eye  of  the  be-oulfitler.  and  that,  despite  the  times  that 
I  have  to  think  about  dressing  lo  impress  (like  a  lecturer 
or  professor),  my  Levi's  and  I  will  be  just  fine  more  often 
than  not. 

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An  open  letter  to  the  President 


Robert  M. 
Dunn,  Jr. 


Dear  President  Clinton. 
Well,  it's  that  time  again. 
Rally  'round  the  flag  boys,  get 
all  decked  out  in  your  best  red.  white 
and  blue  and  break  out  those  Lee 
Greenwood  records,  it's  time  for 
another  invasion.  (For  invasion,  read 
police  action,  war.  what  have  you.) 

The  stratagem  is  a 
shrewd  one  Bill,  and 
it's  worked  before, 
most  notably  for  your 
predecessor.  Your 
position  in  the  polls 
slips,  hell,  stomp  on  a  tiny  country 
while  wrapped  in  ihe  flag  and  cite 
some  sort  of  ambiguous  "national 
interests"  in  order  to  whip  the 
snarling  masses  into  some  sort  of 
feeding  frenzy. 

Only  it  didn't  work  this  lime  did  it? 

Why  not?  Perhaps  il  was  the  pre- 
sentation. Maybe  a  few  carefully 
placed  references  to  Hitler  would 
have  helped.  Maybe  it  was  the  oppo- 
sition. Where  was  all  of  this  unwill- 


ingness lo  "risk  American  lives" 
when  the  decision  was  made  to 
invade  Kuwait?  What  made  that 
cause  all  more  noble  than  this  one?  Il 
seemed  to  have  il  all.  It  hud  a  ruthless 
military  junta  taking  over  a  country 
run  by  a  democraiically  elected  presi- 
dent who  we  ihink  is  pretty  keen.  It 
had  a  clearly  drawn 
line  between  good  and 
bad  guys.  And  it  had 
all  the  earmarks  of 
great  wartime  melo- 
drama, including  a 
guest  shot  by  |immy  "Superman" 
Carter,  as  The  Wunilcrkinil.' 

Maybe  you  talked  over  their  heads 
Bill.  All  this  talk  of  hemispheres  and 
such.  Perhaps  some  visual  aids  would 
have  helped,  ^'ou  could  have  com- 
missioned Matt  Groenig  lo  whip  up 
something  for  next  to  nothing,  per- 
haps even  for  the  promise  of  doing  a 
guest  voice  on  "The  Simpsons."  Hell, 
they  got  better  ratings  than  "Arsenio" 
did  anyway. 


But.  after  all  is  said  and  done. 
Bubba.  maybe  ever>one  is  just  tired  of 
all  this  "Pa.x  Americana"  brouhaha. 
Public  apathy  is  a  tough  hurdle  to 
jump,  especially  when  they  keep  rais- 
ing the  damn  thing,  don't  you  think?  I 
don't  really  think  the  fault  is  all  yours 
buddy.  Your  playmates  in  Congress 
certainly  aren't  helping  things  at  all. 
the  hypocrisy  is  pretty  thick  in  there. 
Since  when  has  Bob  Dole  been  for 
open  immigration  and  against  kicking 
the  crap  out  of  a  tiny  country  and 
planting  Old  Glory  on  it's  newly 
annexed  shores?  Makes  you  think. 

Best  thing  to  do  for  now. 
Billy-boy.  is  cover  your  self.  We've 
got  plenty  of  problems  on  our  side  of 
the  sandbox  to  worry  about  anyway 
(anyone  remember  the  "Bay  of 
Pigs?").  So  for  now  enjoy  your  victo- 
ries, weather  your  defeats,  and  tell 
Bob  Dole  to  lighten  up.  Good  luck 
and  all  the  best, 

Robert  M.  Dunn.  Ir,  is  a  UMass 
student. 


The  truth  needs  to  be  heard  early 


Alex 
Casas 


First  Reunion  —  Class  of  '9«  will  be  remembered  as 
the  most  controversial  convocation  in  UMass  histo- 
ry. By  now  word  has  spread  around  campus  about 
SGA  President  Mirran  Raphaely's  warm  welcome  to  the 
new  students. 

Entering  the  William  D.  Mullins  Center, 
I  expected  lo  hear  some  more  advertising 
for  UMass.  As  an  entering  sludenl  I  had 
been  subjected  to  an  endless  series  of  solic- 
itations by  the  University  faculty.  Even  at 
orientation,  the  New  Students  Program  staff  spent  as 
much  lime  as  possible  praising  the  the  school,  never  men- 
tioning the  negatives  —  never  meniioning  the  other  side 
of  UMass.  Should  it  have  been  called  orientation,  or  wu'll 
see  the  real  UMass  when  you  get  here? 

Raphaely  finally  brightened  the  dim  light  illuminating 
Ihis  fine  insiitulion.  Now  I  see  the  real  UMass.  She  did 
not  possess  Ihe  politician's  image  I  encountered  far  too 
often  on  campus. 

She  asked  us  why  wc  were  here  —  why  we  chose 
UMass.  Her  answer  was  ihal  she  didn't  know.  Officials  I 
had  spoken  to  praised  me  for  making  the  "right  choice." 
Right  for  whom?  Them?  No  one  can  possibly  know  what 
is  right  for  each  of  us. 

Raphaely  continued  by  finally  exposing  the  doctrine  of  the 
financial  aid  department;  "bait-and-switch."  Now  I  won't 
be  shocked  when  I  open  my  aid  package  next  year  and  find 
an  insultingly  diminished  number  —  if  that's  possible. 

We  were  also  prepared  for  professors  who  don't  care 
about  us  and  T.A,s  who  don't  speak  English.  My  first 
impression  was  "Come  on,  they  might  not  care,  but  at 
least  they'll  speak  English."  Then  I  walked  into  one  of  mv 


Philosophy  classes  for  the  first  lime. 

The  prolessor  began  by  passing  out  the  syllabus,  staling 
that  if  we  looked  at  it  we'd  .see  we  were  supposed  lo  have 
read  a  Platonic  novel  for  that  day's  lecture.  Upon  finishing 
his  announcement,  several  students  walked 
out  of  the  auditorium.  The  instructor  con- 
tinued by  saying,  "For  those  of  you  who 
were  not  able  lo  add  this  course  there 
apf)ears  to  be  .some  new  openings." 

Afterward  the  instructor  introduced  us  lo 
his  T.A.s.  When  he  repeatedly  —  yes,  the  T.A.  did  not 
speak  English  very  well  —  asked  one  of  them  where  his 
office  was  located,  the  instructor  was  dumbfounded  by 
the  answer.  "Oh,  you're  across  ihe  hall  from  mel"  Along 
with  several  students,  I  am  no  longer  registered  for  the 
class. 

Raphaely  al.so  informed  us  that  we  could  "smoke  pot  on 
campus."  She  must  be  wrong,  people  don't  do  that  here, 
do  they?  She  didn't  say  it  was  legal.  She  did,  however,  tell 
the  TRUTH 

Now  there's  talk  about  having  some  "course  of  action' 
taken  against  Raphaely,  that  her  speech  was  inappropriate 
for  incoming  students.  I  find  it  very  insulting  that  mem- 
bers of  the  UMass  staff  want  to  hide  the  truth  about  the 
University. 

As  a  first-year  sludenl  I  am  glad  and  honored  that 
Mirran  Raphaely  had  the  courage  to  complete  our  orienta- 
tion. I  love  UMass  and  am  proud  to  call  myself  a  UMass 
student.  We  may  not  be  in  the  Ivy  League,  but  wc  sure  are 
in  a  league  of  our  own. 

Thanks,  Mirran. 

■\le\  Casas  is  a  UMass  student 


A  night  uptown 

To  the  editor: 

Shirts  lucked  in.  Stuff  from  cata- 
logues. They  all  looked  kind  of  the 
same.  You  know  what  I'm  talking 
about.  I'm  not  even  going  to  say 
which  team  I  think  some  of  them  play 
for  (one  of  Ihem  was  wearing  a  hat 
every  body  could  read). 

There  were  moR-  of  ihem  than  any- 
one else  al  two  o'clock  in  the  mom- 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


ing.  Thursday  night  uptown,  you 
know  what  I'm  talking  about. 

Two  women  come  in  and  they're 
pretty,  so  these  guys  arc  gawking. 
They  give  these  girls  the  elevator 
eyes  and  one  of  them  starts  making 
ignorant  comments  aboul  how  one 
of  them  is  dressed.  He's  loud  and 
everybody  can  hear  and  he's  obvi- 
ously a  jerk.  Silently  we  all  laugh  at 
his  machismo.  Everybody's  quiet 
because  there  are  more  of  them 
than  anyone  else.  Thursday  night 
uptown 

So,  nobody  says  anything  and  he 
and  his  friends  start  to  leave  and  all 


of  the  real  people  in  the  room  are 
relieved.  They  say  they  arc  going  back 
to  "Southic,"  which  can  only  mean 
those  think-tanks  around  the  horse- 
shoe. They  yell  aboul  getting  laid  as 
the  herd  moves  through  the  door. 

The  two  women  get  their  pizza 
(cheese  slices  were  all  that  were  left 
at  two  in  Ihe  morning)  and  they  sit 
down.  I  see  them  smiling  and  I  think 
how  beautiful  they  are.  laughing  at  all 
of  that  obviousness. 

And  then  I'm  embarrassed  lo  be 
part  of  ilall. 

Dwaync  Hoover 
Amhersi 


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Regular  contributors  should  come  down  and  speak  with 
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Buckley  shines,  Frente!  doesn't 


GRACE 

JEFF  Buckley 
Columbia  Records 

leff  Buckley  desperately  wants  to  be  an  artiste.  Early 
hype  painted  him  as  some  son  of  young  revisionist,  play- 
ing alone  with  his  guitar  in  seedy  dumps,  and  publicly 
denouncing  any  musical  lies  with  his  father,  legendary 
folk  singer  Tim  Buckley. 

After  the  release  of  his  debut  EP  "Live 
At  Sin-e"  it  was  clear  that  Buckley  was 
indeed  all  of  the  above,  but  still  had  a 
ways  to  go  before  he  could  live  up  to  the 
"musical  savior"  label  thai  the  press  has 
eageHy  tagged  on  him.  At  times  the  bare 
bones  renditions  of  his  songs  embarrass- 
ingly revealed  many  of  the  weaknesses 
thai  tend  to  haunt  his  music.  Revealing 
him  as  maybe  just  another  sensitive 
Bohemian-  type  who  maybe  consumed  one  lo  many  cups 
of  Java. 

Blame  il  on  time,  or  the  fact  that  he  is  finally  being 
backed  by  a  competent  ensemble  of  musicians,  but 
Grace.  Buckley's  first  full  length  release,  is  a  subtle 
shift  in  the  right  direction.  Abandoning  the  "solo"  style 
that  he  preferred  to  use  in  his  early  days,  Buckley  has 
ventured  into  the  studio  with  Hushed  out  arrangements 
of  some  new  songs,  as  well  as  some  of  his  old  stan- 
dards. 

In  the  lyric  department  not  much  has  changed.  Buckley 
still  walks  that  wobbly  tightrope  between  articulate  poet 
and  mystical  nerd  without  so  much  as  a  glance  down. 
Lines  such  as  "Hypnotized  by  a  strange  delight/Under  a 
Lilac  Tree/I  made  wine  from  the  Lilac  Tree/  Put  my  heart 
in  its  recipe"  hints  thai  Buckley  may  have  been  sharing 
too  many  slices  of  American  pie  with  the  likes  of  Don 
McClean.  But  no  mailer,  it  is  the  music  itself  with  is  this 
album's  saving  grace. 

Delicate  shades  of  guitar  and  percussion,  carefully 
interwoven  with  Buckley's  boyish  sigh,  highlight  Grace 
throughout  it's  ten  tracks. 

Sometimes  folksy,  sometimes  jazzy,  and  at  its  best 
encompassing  both,  Buckley  knows  how  to  pen  an  inter- 
esting arrangement  thai  compliments  his  shori-comings, 
and  draws  attention  away  from  the  somctii^ies  dopey 
lyrics.  Songs  such  as  the  title  track  and  "So  Real"  con- 
jure up  a  thousand  images  instantly  without  ever  sound- 
ing to  fragile  or  sappy.  Buckley,  like  his  father,  has  a 
confident  grasp  on  how  to  use  music  to  convey  a  certain 
feeling. 

The  tracks  on  Grace  run  through  the  emotional  gamut. 
From  the  unsettling  mysticism  of  "Mojo  Pin"  to  the  love- 
lorn longing  of  "Lover.  You  Should'vc  Come  Ovi'r".  it 
doesn't  take  long  to  realize  ihat  Buckley  has  read  and 
mastered  the  singer/songwriter's  handbook. 

Buckley  slill  has  a  lot  to  prove  before  he  reaches  the 


ranks  of  the  singers/songwriters  he  obviously  emulates 
(Van  Morrison.  Nick  Drake  etc.).  While  he  is  fully 
aware  of  the  reasons  which  made  his  heroes  become 
the  legends  that  they  are.  he  still  has  to  overcome  some 
of  the  cliches  that  are  associated  with  the  style  in 
which  he  operates.  Hopefully  if  he  stays  the' currant 
track  he's  on.  it  should  only  be  a  matter  of  time  before 
he  gels  the  recognition  he  so  desperately  wants.  B 
(Matt  Audette) 

MARVIN  THE  ALBUM 

FRENTE! 
MAMMOTH/ATLANTIC  RECORDS 

This  summer.  Frenie!  gained  the  pub- 
lic's and  the  critic's  attention  with  their 
cover  of  New  Order's  "Bizarre  Love 
Triangle."  and  their  simple  yet  catchy 
"Labour  of  Love." 
The  problem  with  Marvin  The  Album  becomes  evi- 
dent immediately  after  "Labour  of  Love"  and  that  is  the 
fad  that  the  songs  all  seem  to  follow  a  pattern  of  being 
overly  simplistic. 

By  the  time  the  song  "Most  Beautiful"  comes  along, 
one  begins  to  wonder  where  the  rest  of  the  band  is. 
Lead  singer  Angle  Hart  is  left  lo  carry  most  of  the  songs 
while  backed  by  arrangements  that  are  sparse  at  best. 
This  problem  creates  songs  that  sound  more  like  an 
advanced  Sesame  Street  lunes  than  adult  attempts  at 
music. 

The  simplistic  arrangements  could  be  overlooked  if 
Hart's  voice  didn't  ofien  sound  naive  and  childish,  but  in 
a  time  where  female  vocalists  with  amazing  talent  like 
Harriet  Wheeler  of  The  Sundays  and  Dolores  from  The 
Cranberries  are  setting  the  standard.  Hart  comes  up  as 
just  a  lad  bit  trite. 

The  album  st:;rts  to  pull  itself  up  by  its  boot  straps 
through  tracks  like  "Explode,"  "Dangerous." 
"Accidentally  Kelly  Street"  and  "See/Believe."  But  the  fact 
of  the  matter  is  that  on  an  album  of  14  songs  it's  a  little 
too  late  to  save  Marvin  The  Album  from  wallowing  in 
mediocrity.  C  (Mike  MacLean) 

DOWN 

The  Jesus  lizard 
Touch  and  Go  records 

With  their  first  full-length  siudio  LP  in  nearly  two 
years,  the  lesus  Lizard  silence  any  accusations  of  "selling 
out,"  stemming  from  the  major-label  subsidiary  release  of 
their  live  album  Show  earlier  this  year, 

Down  finds  the  boys  from  Chicago  back  where 
they're  most  at  home  and  doing  what  they  do  best, 
making  aggressive  yet  complex  music  like  no  one  else 
can. 

The  album  opener  "Fly  On  The  Wall"  sets  the  lone  for 
great  things  to  come  with  a  rhythm  section  as  methodi- 
cal and  relentless  as  the  advance  of  some  conquering 
army. 

"The  Associate."  with  it's  creeping  bassline  and  David 
Yow's  sinister,  spy-novel  whispers,  marks  the  band's 
greatest  musical  progression,  even  featuring  a  rare  solo 
from  unorthodox  guitarist  liuane  IXTiison 


Fundraising  benefit  a  huge  success 

Doc  Hopper  ignites  crowd  with  explosive  set  of  punk  rock 


By  Matthew  Justin  Faerber 

Collegian  Correspoodent 

ARISE/ASP  BENEFIT  CONCERT 

Karthloods  Commonwealth  RcK)m 
SeptembcT  23,  IW4 

This  past  Thursday  nighi,  the 
Earthfoods  Commonwealih  room 
was  the  site  of  the  first,  and  what 
may  very  well  prove  lo  be  the  best, 
on-campus  concert  of  the  semester. 
The  show,  headlined  by  Boston 
area  punk  heroes  Doc  Hopper,  was 
a  fund-raising  benefit  for  the  low 
income  rights  group  Arise  for 
Social  lustice,  as  well  as  the 
Alliance  for  Student  Power  and  the 
Liberator  newspaper. 

Before  going  on.  Doc  Hopper 
distributed  free  pixie  sticks  lo  those 
in  attendance  in  order  to  get  them 
properly  wound  up  but  it  was  the 
explosive  set  which  followed, 
rather  than  any  sugar  rush,  that 
kept  the  crowd  in  motion  for  over 
an  hour. 

Due  to  some  personnel  prob- 
lems, their  regular  four-piece 
line-up  was  lacking  one  guitarist, 
somewhat  limiting  their  repertoire. 
The    result    was   a    barrage    of 


crowd  pleasing  old  school  covcis 
including  pseudo -classics  by  Devo. 
The  Descendants,  and  even  G  Ci 
Allen.  AiiNDiie  who  has  anv  douhls 
us  lo  whether  real  punk  rock  is 
alive  and  kicking  should  check  oul 
Doc  Hopper  live.  They  just  don'l 
make  it  like  this  anvmoie 

Also  on  ihe  ^_^^^^^^__ 
bill  were  DH's 
1  a  b  e  I  -  in  a  1  e  s 
Sinkhole,  who 
pul  on  a  very 
impressive  per- 
formance with 
lighlening-lasi 
guitars  and  a 
good  dose  of 
melody  to  cre- 
ate honest,  catchy  pop-punk. 

U-Mass'  own  Knuckle  Sandwich 
opened  the  show  wiih  possibly 
their  (inesi  eflorl  to  <lale.  combin- 
ing old  favorites  from  their  "Vilo 
Mack"  demo  with  a  handful  of 
brand  new  songs. 

The  only  blemish  on  an  other- 
wise llawless  bill  was  the  presence 
of  Art  is  an  Enemy  from  D.C. 
whose  tired  formula  of 
hardcore/melal  and  predictably 
poor  rapping  resulted  in  songs 


'■  jTlw  ASP  isj  a 
forum  where  students 
can  learn  more  about 
left-wing  ideology. " 

-Kenneth  Miller 


«likh  were  Ixjlh  abrasive  and  dull 

KeniKih  Miller  of  ihc  Alliance 
loi  Suident  Power  called  the 
liHul  raiser  a  success  and  predicted 
more  such  happenings  in  the  future 
liom  ihe  ASP  He  also  encouraged 
sludenis  lo  get  involved  with  the 
ASP.  a  campus  organization  which 
^_^.^.^__^^_  he  described  as 
"a  forum  where 
students  can 
learn  more 
aboul  lell-wing 
ideology." 

The  primary 
beneficiary  of 
this  event  was 

the  low  income 

rights  group 
Arise  lor  Social  lustice  which  oper- 
ates oul  of  Springfield.  Founded  by 
lour  welfare  mothers.  Arise  is  a 
nun  piolii  organization  "made  up 
ol  low  income  people  helping  each 
other  and  working  for  social 
reloini,"  says  member  and  con- 
cert tirganizcr  Charles  Lenchner. 

those  students  interested  in  fur- 
ihi-r  information  on  Arise,  the  ASP 
or  the  Liberator  should  go  to  the 
ASP  office  located  al  room  4I'>  of 
till-  Student  Union. 


The  organ  on  "Horse"  is  also  a  new  direction  for  the 
Lizard,  adding  the  perfect  element  of  funeral  gloom  to 
ihis  eerie  tale  of  fratricide. 

Down  is  the  best  album  to  dale  by  what  is  prolwbly  the 
most  talented  group  of  people  making  loud,  original 
music  today.  A  (Matthew  lustin  Farber) 

CUCHES 

Alex  Chilton 
ardent  Records 

Even  though  many  critics  and  musicians  consider  Alex 
Chilton  lo  be  a  musical  genius,  he  has  never  received  ihe 
success  he  has  deserved. 

During  ihe  I'ibOs  he  sang  the  lead  vcKals  lo  the  Box 
Tops'  hit  song  "The  Letter"  while  in  the  NTOs  he  was  the 
leader  of  the  legendary  band  Big  Star  Since  then  he  has 
been  hiding  in  the  shadows  of  the  pop  music  world  while 
bands  such  as  Teenage  Fanclub  and  the  Posies  have 
cashed  in  on  his  infiucnces. 

Cliches  is  Chilton's  first  domestic  release  in  several 
years  and  it  is  long  over-due. 

Even  though  Alex  Chilton  is  best  known  as  a  song 
writer,  Chches  is  an  album  filled  with  his  versions  of  old 
classics  thai  were  popular  many  years  belore  I  was  lx>rn 
Chilton  covers  songs  by  Cole  Porter,  Ray  ChaHes.  johanne 
Sebastian  Bach,  and  many  more    His  version  ol  Rav 


Charles'  "Fimny  (But  I  Still  Love  You)"  is  simply  beauli- 
lul.  Although  this  song  was  written  for  piano,  Chilton 
rearranges  it  I  lawlessly  for  acoustic  guitar  Cliches  is  a 
true  solo  album  as  C  hilton  sings  and  plays  acoustic  guitar 
wiih  no  accompaniment. 

In  an  age  where  many  jx)pular  artists  are  using  all  types 
of  technology  to  create  an  artificial  sound  in  Ihe  studio, 
Chilton  records  the  old  fashioned  way,  no  overdubs  and 
no  nonsense.  He  is  also  not  trying  to  sell  out  lo  the  MTV 
culture.  When  was  ihe  last  time  you  heard  pop  singer 
cover  a  song  that  was  written  over  500  years  ago?  But 
that  is  jusi  what  Chilton  does  as  he  performs  his  version 
of  Bach's  "Guvotie:  First  Suite  For  Orchestra  C  Major." 

The  only  problem  with  this  album  is  the  inclusion  of 
the  popular  holiday  song,  "The  Christmas  Song."  I  just 
ilon't  enjoy  listening  to  Christmas  songs  in  September. 

To  say  the  least  I  was  surprised  by  this  album.  I 
expected  a  hunch  of  uninspired  covers  of  classic  songs. 
Instead  this  album  is  filled  with  the  magic  that  made 
Big  Star  so  special.  Maybe  on  his  next  album  Chilton 
could  cover  songs  by  Teenage  Fanclub  and  the  Gigolo 
Aunts  who  owe  an  unmeasurable  debt  to  his  sungwrii- 
ing. 

On  Cliches  Chilton  confirms  ihal  he  is  still  a  wonderful 
musician  and  his  voice  sounds  as  good  as  ever.  Hopefully 
this  album  will  help  Chillon  receive  some  of  the  credit  he 
so  righllully  deserves   H*  (Michael  Burke) 


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Students  trained  in  materials  tech- 
nology and  nianagemenl  are  findiiig 
their  studic-~  are  opening  doors  lo 
scNeial  >..!ivei  i-'piions. 

P.iul  I  i-.e!te.  director  of  the 
liuildiiif;  NKiieriaK  Technology  and 
Miiiia^'eiiieni  Program,  said  upon 
graJualiun  this  past  May,  students 
in\iiKed  in  tlie  University  program 
re^enctl  .n  .iMrage.  three  job  offers 
with  sjiaiies  starling  at  S26.000. 

Mread>.  seven  job  offers  from 
major  industne-  await  wood  technol- 
ogy nia|..irs  «ho  will  be  graduating 


this  May. 

\  key  to  insuring  wood  technology 
majors  a  career  in  their  Held  is  the 
programs  affiliation  with  a  building 
materials  technology  and  manage- 
ment board. 

Working  with  this  2H  member 
board  allow  s  laeulty  to  work  with  lop 
industries  such  as  The  Home  Depot, 
the  National  Kitchen  and  Bath 
.Association  and  Georgia  Pacific  to 
discuss  the  needs  and  requirements 
of  the  industries  including  advanced 
skills  in  sales  and  marketing. 

Georgia  Pacific  as  the  largest 
wholesaler  in  the  country  grosses 
approximately  $1 1  billion  per  year 
said  Fiseite. 

"We  recognize  that  it  is  our  job  as 
faculty  to  call  and  introduce  compa- 
nies to  students."  said  Fisette,  "We 
actively  recruit  businesses  lo  be  inier- 
esied  in  students." 

With  only  sixty  students  in  the  pro- 
gram at  the  present  time,  Fisette  said 
professors  and  advisors  are  able  lo 
work  closely  with  the  students. 

"I  had  come  from  a  small  high 
school  and  the  size  of  the  department 
appealed  to  me,"  said  1991  UMass 
graduate  Emily  Ross. 


Ueiss  Lurrentiv  wi'iks  a^  a  m.irkel 
ing  ciiordinalor  under  the  viee  presi- 
dent of  sales  and  marketing;  al  Rex 
Lumber  in  Atoii.  Massachusetts. 

Lylc  Cure,  a  -.eiiior  majoring  in 
wood  technology,  said  he  has  seen 
some  gi\>wih  in  the  program  with  20 
ne\v  studeni^  entenng  the  major  this 
year. 

"it's  a  go^^l  lield  to  be  in."  said  Core. 
"There  are  a  lot  ot  sales  positions." 

Natural  resource  profession,  chem- 
istry and  forest  botany  are  a  lew  of 
the  fields  students  majoring  in  wood 
technology  study  as  part  of  the 
Building  Materials  Technology  and 
Management  Program. 

Looking  to  expand  the  program, 
the  University  will  work  with  stu- 
dents majoring  in  wood  technology 
as  part  of  a  two  year  program  at  the 
Massachusetts  Bay  College. 

Students  in  the  Massachusetts  Bay 
College  program  will  soon  have  the 
chance  lo  matriculate  into  a  lour  year 
program  at  the  University  or  receive 
an  Associates  of  Science  degree  al 
Massachusetts  Bay  college 

"This  eipens  an  opportunity  lor  stu- 
dents lo  get  into  the  program  at  the 
University."  said  Fisette. 


PVTA 


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"After  collecting  1 1  consecutive  months  of  can- 
ceiled  bus  passes,  you  have  to  send  them  into  the 
insuraiue  company  to  receive  the  discount." 
Goldberg  said. 

Passengers  can  receive  a  discount  of  up  lo  10  per- 
cent off  their  auto  insurance  premium,  according  to 
Goldberg, 

"Commuters  can  receive  no  more  than  $75  off 
their  auto  insurance  premiums."  Goldberg  said. 

To  qualify  for  any  Massachusetts  automobile 
insurance  rebate  program  for  regular  use  of  public 
transpeirtation  for  commuting  purposes,  passengers 
must  follow  state  regulations,  according  to 
Goldberg. 

For  more  infontiaiion  about  the  insurance  rebate 
program,  send  a  self  addressed,  stamped  envelope 
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Simpson 


The  streak  continues... 


UMASS  MEOtA  RELATIONS 


Nicole  Roberts  drew  praise  from  Massachusetts  Coacti  )im  Rudy  for  her  heads-up  play  at  the  UMass 
Classic. 


continued  from  page  1 

are  illustrated  by  other  famous  cases  which  have  had 
sequestered  juries,  in  the  Charles  Manson  case,  where 
jurors  were  in  a  hotel  for  nearly  a  year,  the  judge  was 
forced  to  release  them  for  a  time  when  families  demanded 
their  return  after  an  earthquake.  Within  days,  a  reported 
threat  to  the  jury  panel  required  they  be  sequestered 
again.  More  recently,  jurors  in  the  Reginald  Denny  riot- 
beating  trial  reported  disputes  while  they  were 
sequestered.  One  alarmed  her  colleagues  when  she  ran 
down  a  hotel  corridor  screaming  '1  can't  take  it  any- 
more!" and  demanding  to  sec  her  boyfriend. 

The  ultimate  question  is  whether  12  jurors  and  eight 
alternates  can  get  along  with  each  other  in  close  quarters 
and  whether  sequestration  itself  can  affect  their  decision. 

The  makeup  of  the  jury  probably  will  not  be  known  for 
at  least  a  month  as  jury  questioning  is  likely  to  be  long 
and  tedious.  And  the  public,  used  to  watching  every  phase 
of  this  trial  on  television,  is  in  for  a  (jeriod  of  withdrawal. 
On  the  judge's  orders,  jury  selection  won't  be  televised. 


THE  NE>^  YOKKER 


A  Series  m  Coniuncnoii  with  ;'<•.  .\i'~  Vo'«i"  education  Progian 

Susan  briean 

With  Insight!  On 

"American  Voices:  Popular  American  Culture^ 

Mond»\,  September  26, 1W4 

8:00  P.M  Bowker  .Auditorium 

Universirv-  ot'Massichusens.  Amherst 


Meet  the  author  it  a.  reception  following  the  discussion 
Free  and  Open  to  the  Public 


field  hockey 


continued  from  page  8 

Rose  once  again  kepi  UMass  in  the  game  record- 
ing nine  saves. 

"Hilary  is  very  experienced."  said  Donnelly.  "She 
was  outstanding  today  and  everyday,  but  she  can't  do 
it  all  herself." 

On  the  other  side  of  the  coin.  Rutgers  goaltender 
Becky  Donahue  was  equallv  iinpiessive,  registering 
1 5  saves. 

"She  (Becks  I  was  outstanding',  she  was  stopping 
everything  we  shot  al  her,"  ^>aid  Donnelly. 

Even  though  UMass  tied  against  Rutgers,  ihey 
remain  undefeated  in  iheir  lust  14  A- 10  games. 

After  this  wcvkend's  games  the  Minulewomen  stand 
a!  >-  0-1  overall  record  and  a  l-O-l  mark  in  the  A- 10. 

The  Minulewomen  will  return  home  Wednesday 
afternoon  for  a  cofilesi  against  regional  rival 
Northeastern.  The  Huskies  are  currently  ranked  No. 
I  in  the  Northeast  Region.  UMass  is  currently  ranked 
second  and  will  aliempi  to  overtake  the  top  spot  on 
Wednesday. 


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"I  chose  I  to  come]  here  because  of  ihe  coaching  I  knew 
1  would  receive,"  said  Dion.  "I  knew  coach  has  done  some 
good  things  with  other  keepers.  Also  lo  have  the  chance, 
at  least  for  a  year,  to  work  with  Briana.  I  wanted  to  capi- 
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"We're  real  pleased  she  decided  lo  come  to  UMass,  and 
take  the  gamble  to  keep  up  ihe  tradition  of  great  goalkeep- 
ers we've  had  here."  said  Rudy. 

So  far,  the  decision  has  yielded  an  exp)erience  that  has 
been  more  than  she  could  have  ever  imagined.  "I'm  so 
excited  to  play  with  a  team  of  this  intensity,  and  this 
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down  because  you  know  everyone  is  out  there  working 
there  hardest  for  you." 

And  yesterday  was  no  different,  as  UMass  continues  to 
play  fabulous  soccer.  Yet  unlike  the  first  six  games,  the 
shots  came  a  little  more  frequently,  and  perhaps  a  little 
harder,  al  Dion.  But  the  saves  were  made,  and  the  call  was 
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Minutemen  beat  jinx,  upend  Black  Bears 

Ingoglia  and  Alessio  Inovidc  spark  in  Hodges*  first  win  against  University  of  Maine 


By  Anthony  Guido 

Collegian  Staff 


UMass   20 


Maine    14 


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and  frank  \ic>-iL.  the  Minutemen 
(2  1.  I -0  m  Yankee  Conterencc) 
detcjled  Maine  2ii-14. 

"We  plaved  sniavhmoulh  tuotball 
lodav.  The  n!onkc\  is  gone  now," 
Injiiif-'lid  vaid. 

Ingoglia  ran  br  a  ^aine  high  124 
yards  on  2ti  .aine^  with  Alessio 
righl  behind  with  I  15  vards  on  24 
attempts.  Each  eoniribuied  a  touch- 
down as  the  Minutemen  dominated 
lime  of  possession,  holding  the  ball 
k.i  over  "ii  niinulev 

"■\ki-l  ol  the  credii  ha--  to  go  to 
the  tillen^ive  line,  our  job  is  ju^l  to 
run  through  them."  Alessio  said. 

The  Minutemen  goi  off  on  the 
wrong  loot  when  Ingoglia  fumbled 
on  UMass"  second  play  from  scriin- 
mage.  Five  plays  later  Maine  quarter- 
back Emilio  Colon  went  in  for  the 
game's  first  touchdown,  an  eight  yard 
run  around  the  end. 

UMass  answered  back  on  the  ensu- 
ing f)ossession  exclusively  on  the  run- 
ning of  Ingoglia  and  Alessio.  The  two 
running  backs  accounted  for  a  7-play 
55  yard  drive  culminating  in  a  25 
yard  field  goal  by  F.iic  Oke.  his  first 
of  the  season. 

Even  with  Oke's  early  season  strug- 
gles Hodges  had  no  doubt  on  whether 
or  not  to  go  for  the  first  down  lacing 
a  founh  and  three  silualiiin  from  the 
Maine  seven  yard  line  He  sent  in 
Oke.  and  put  points  on  the  board. 

The  Minutemen  took  the  lead  for 
good  at  the  start  of  the  -.econd  quar- 
ter with  an  impressive  J<4  yard  drive 
in  15  plays,  mixing  things  up  on  the 


lunior  tailback  Frank  Alessio  ran  for  a  career  high  1 1 5  yards  against  Maine. 


N4IMAN  MA* TIN  COLLtClAN 


ground  and  through  the  air. 

The  succcsslul  running  game  allowed 
UMass  to  open  up  things  downfield  lor 
its  wideouts.  Quarterback  Andrew 
McNeilly  lound  light  end  Matt 
Stelanski  ( 5  catches  for  1 5  yards)  twice 
and  wide  receiver  Kevin  Bourgoin 
( 5-2*4)  once  on  the  drive. 

A  key  play  was  a  1  5  yard  pass 
interference  penalty  against  the  Black 
Bears,  as  McNeilly  looked  deep  to 
wideoul  Malt  Read.  Ingoglia  capped 
the  drive  with  a  b  yard  bursi  up  the 
middle  to  put  his  team  on  top.  the 
third  TD  of  the  seasim  for  the  junior 
fullback. 

After  Maine  went  ihree-and-oul 
on  the  ncM  possession,  the 
Minutemen  offense  picked  up  right 
where  it  left  off.  This  lime  Alessio 
was  able  to  cash  in  on  a  quick  5-play 
5 1  vard  drive  with  a  1 5  yard  TD  run. 


The  terribly  inconsistent  Maine 
oilensc  iijiain  failed  lo  produce  a  first 
down,  with  coach  lack  Cosgrove 
rotating  quailerbacks  every  two 
series.  Neither  Colon  ncir  |oe  Marsilio 
could  maintain  any  offensive  continu- 
ity on  the  day. 

"Our  quarlcrback  had  some  physi 
cal  and  mental  exhaustion  after  last 
week,  so  we  thought  rotating  would 
keep  them  fresh."  Cosgrove  said. 

UMass  threatened  to  blow  the 
game  open  at  the  end  of  the  first  half, 
however  McNeilly  (10-18  for  75 
yards  passing)  was  intercepted  for 
the  second  time,  ending  the  drive  at 
the  Maine  25  v^iih  under  two  minutes 
left  in  the  half. 

The  Minuleman  defense,  as  it  has 
throughout  the  season,  dominated 
the  second  hall.  The  Black  Bears 
managed  iusi  two  first  downs  in  the 


quarter,  again  with  the  quarterbacks 
struggling  and  a  non-existent  run- 
ning game  (75  total  yards). 

Defensive  lineman  Brian  Corcoran 
and  Ben  Albert  picked  up  two  sacks 
each.  Ken  Bello  intercepted  Colon 
mid-way  through  the  third.  The 
reserve  lineman  read  the  play  perfect- 
ly, deflecting  a  pass  and  having  the 
presence  of  mind  to  make  the  catch. 

"This  was  the  biggest  win  since  my 
freshmen  year,  they've  ruined  two  of 
our  seasons,  we  were  geared  up," 
cornerback  Tony  Williams  said. 

Eric  Oke.  two  for  three  on  field 
goal  attempts  for  the  day.  capped  the 
UMass  scoring  with  a  42  yard  field 
goal  after  the  interception.  Maine 
struck  back  at  the  end  of  the  third 
quarter,  on  a  25  yard  pass  from 
Marsilio  to  lames  Rice,  narrowing  the 
score  to  20-14, 


UMass  sticks  to  strength 
Rushes  to  second  victory 


By  Andrew  Bryce 

Collegian  Staff 


One  play  late  in  the  third  quarter 
of  Saturday's  Mas^aehu^ell■-  Maine 
football  game  dcpieled  the  choice 
system  ol  llie  Minulenien  ollense. 

It  was  third  down  and  50.  on 
It  ~  own  1  )  vai  d  line,  and 
Ma^^aaiu~cli-  |2  I  overall.  I  U 
in  Yankee  tonleieiieej  had  ivvu 
vilni.'u^  ihuitcv  -  pui  I  he  ball  in 
ihe  air.  and  hupe  lii  j.'el  a  lirst 
down  or  cki-e  K)  one:  or  nUiv  with 
the  stienglh  that  ha^  earried  you 
throughout  the  whole  year  thus 
far.  and  run  the  hall. 

The  Minulenien  opted  for  the 
latter,  aiul  pioeeeded  lo  hand  it  lo 
Uvin  Bri.iekini:U'ii  on  the  ground. 
A  gam  ol  ivvo  tailed  lo  gel  the 
iiiNl  di'wn.  .ind  lureed  a  punt. 
Maine'--  Sieve  tales  relurned  ihe 
puni  )0  vardv  and  pieidueed  good 
field  pii--ilion  a--  the  Black  Be'ars 
|(J-4.  t)    i|  went  on  lo  store, 

F{egardleN>-.  Ma-.saehusetl  s 
defeuled  Maine  20-14  for  the 
lirsi  liine  in  three  years,  and  lir^i 
since  Mike  Heiilges  became  head 
CLiaih  111  |v)q2  The  game  at 
Warren  McGuirk  Alumni 
Siaiiiuiii  was  played  before  a 
Band  Day  crowd  ^4  14,875.  the 
most  since  the  1487  game  against 
Holy  Cross 

The  Minutemen  vveni  into  the 
game,  planning  to  ihrow  the  ball 
a  bit  iiKne  since  ihcy  were  play- 
ing against  the  lop  rushing 
defense  jallowing  just  114.7 
yards  per  gaine|  in  the  N'ankee 
Conference,  junior  quarterback 
Andrew  McNeilly  did  just  that, 
throwing  a  season-high  18  pass- 
es, completing  ten  ol  ihem  for  75 
yards. 

The  option  to  run  lor  50  yards 
rather  than  pass  for  the  first  down 
did  not  surprise  McNeilly. 

"The  way  our  passing  game  is 
set  up.  even  when  we  do  throw  il 
a  lot.  wc  don't  air  it  out  down- 
field."  said  McNeilly.  "Thai's  not 
the  way  our  offense  is.  I  wasn't 
surprised,  I  thought  that  was  a 
fairly  decent  call. 

"Third  and  50.  you  can  really 
pick  on  any  call,  what  the  hell  are 
you  going  to  do','"  said  McNeilly. 

In  last  year's  17-15  Maine 
upset  over   Massachusetts   in 


Orono,  ME,  McNeilly  threw  a 
career-  high  58  passes,  completing 
18  of  th'.-m  for  169  yards. 
Saturday's  game  was  different  — 
less  air  game  and  this  time,  a 
Minutemen  victory 

"Last  year,  wc  threw  the  ball  58 
times  against  Maine,  and  we  lost 
—  I'd  rather  lake  a  win  any  day." 
said  McNeilly.  "There  are  games 
when  I'll  throw  the  ball  b  limes, 
but  when  we  win.  it  doesn't  mai- 
ler." 

The  main  reason  why  the 
Minutemen  succeeded  in  knock- 
ing off  the  team  who's  win  against 
them  scratched  chances  of  making 
the  postseason  Division  l-AA 
tournament  during  both  the  1S92 
and  1995  seasons'.'  The  backfield, 
ol  course. 

The  Massachusetts  ground 
game  accumulated  268  rushing 
vaids,  with  two  backs  going  over 
the  100  yard  mark  on  the  day  for 
the  second  straight  week,  junior 
Rene  Ingoglia  ran  the  ball  2b 
limes  lor  124  yards,  while  sopho- 
more Frank  Alessio  chalked  up  a 
career-high  1  1  5  yards  on  24  car- 
ries. 

Il  was  the  third  straight  week 
thai  the  All-American  candidate 
Ingoglia  outrushed  the  opposing 
team,  and  the  second  straight 
occasion  for  Alessio. 

"We've  got  two  backs  that  are 
running  for  over  100  yards,  you 
gotta'  win  the  football  game."  said 
Hodges.  "You  really  should  do 
that." 

McNeilly,  who  upped  his  career 
record  as  a  starting  OB  to  14-6, 
has  proved  lo  be  steady  and  reli- 
able. While  Maine  relied  on  two 
players  lo  share  the  QB  duties  in 
Emilio  Colon  and  joe  Marsilio 
(combined  9-25.  87  yards), 
McNeilly  took  every  snap  on  the 
day.  not  to  mention  the  first  two 
games,  as  well. 

Hodges  was  pleased  with  the 
overall  offensive  effort. 

"We  showed  great  poise  today 
(on  offense  I,"  said  Hodges.  "This 
was  a  frustrating  game  to  play 
from  an  offensive  standpoint 
because  you  need  lo  throw  the 
football,  and  we're  ahead  and  like 
to  run  the  ball  anyway. 

"We  were  very  careful  with  the 
ball."  Hodges  said. 


Dion  shines  in  net 
with  Classic  effort 


By  Mike  Reis» 

Colbgion  Staff 


Il  was  her  lime  lo  shine.  Her  time  to  standout, 
much  like  the  llamboyant  turquoise  goalie  shirl  on 
her  back. 

Often  times,  she  would  stand  in  the  goalmouth, 
awaiting  the  action  to  make  its  way  down  the  field. 
.And  when  the  action  did  come,  Danielle  Dion,  play- 
ing in  her  first-ever  collegiate  tournament,  had  the 
final  say.  Yes,  it  was  her  time  to  shine. 

Tak»*  «t  I'til':  '.»v.;r  fhrof«  frtintjtc*  ipv.'  the  game,  for 
example  Daninj-  down  the  right  side  of  the  Held,  a 
William  &  Mary  player  blasted  a  shot  to  the  near 
post.  Fully  exicniJed  in  the  air.  the  save  was  made,  as 
she  clutched  the  ball  into  her  hands. 

"Il  was  one  ol  her  more  active  games."  said  head 
coach  jim  Rudy  "On  the  fully  stretched  save,  that's  a 
ball  not  many  goalies  can  catch." 

Bui  thai  wouldn't  be  the  only  time  Dion's  ponv 
tail  would  be  flopping  around  behind  her.  I.aier  in 
the  game,  with  a  high-lofted  ball  headed  toward  the 
net.  an  oulsireiched  hand  tipped  the  ball  over  the 
crossbar.  "A  petfccily  executed  long  range  lou- 
chover."  said  Rudv 

Dion  was  undoubtedly  in  fine  form  this  weekend 
at  Ihc  UMass  Classic,  one  of  the  finest  soccer  louma- 
mcnis  in  the  counirv  this  year.  In  Saturday's  2-1  win 
;>ver  Central  Flonda.  and  even  more  so  in  yesterday  s 
2-0  blanking  of  No  15  William  &  Mary,  she  was  a 
backbone  in  which  the  Minutewomen  could  rely  on. 
Minus  the  team's  1  0  overtime  win  at  Rutgers  ear 
lier  this  season,  il  was  the  first  time  a  consistent 
threat  has  been  mounted  against  the  freshman  net- 
minder  Irom  Atlanta.  Cia. 

"I  felt  like  I  actually  parlicipalcd."  said  Dion.  Yet 
no  signs  of  rust  or  nervousness  were  evident,  as  her 
stunning  stops  were  proof-positive  of  that. 

"She's  very  aware  of  what's  going  on  oui  on  ihe 
field,"  said  senior  defe"der  Heidi  Kocher.  "She 
played  an  excellent  game  todav  We  cviuldn't  have 
asked  for  anything  more  " 

Dion  feels  the  game  success  limges  oil  the  teatii's 
practices,  arsd  that's  where  teammale  Nancy  Kieser 
plays  a  key  role  Kieser  is  the  team's  backup  goalie, 
■  h  s  been  great  having  her  there."  she  said 
"Fveryday,  it  makes  me  want  to  work  twice  as  hard 
She  pushes  me  in  practice,  and  we  learn  a  lot  of 
things  from  each  other," 

The  results  have  been  overwhelming  Through 
seven  games.  Dion  has  some  impressive  stalislics  -  a 

0  16  CiAA,  .968  save  peaeniage.  50  saves,  one  goal 
surrendered  and  4.5  shuiciuts.  The  cmly  goal  given 
up  was  a  counter  attack  tally  in  which  Central 

1  lorida's  Jennifer  O'Connor  slipped  past  the  UMass 
defense,  before  unleashing  a  perfect  shot  to  Ihe 
upper  nghi  side  of  the  ni  i 

The  fine  quality  of  pkr,  i-  s.inielhing  that  is  quite 
common  fRim  goalies  here  at  UMass.  Rudy  is  nation 
ally  respected  for  his  ability  lo  work  with  goal 
lenders,  the  most  rcccnl  f>eing  Briana  SLunv.  who 
starred  on  Ihe  U.S.  National  Team. 


Minutewomen  outstanding  at  UiViass  Classic 


By  Candice  Flemming 

Collegian  SloH 


The  UMass  Classic  was  hyped  to  be  a  weekend  filled 
wiih  great  soccer. 

Great  soccer  indeed. 

UMass  was  by  far  the  best  team  in  the  liekl,  and  thev 
showed  it  by  winning  the  tournament 

On  Saturday  the  Minutewomen  were  up  against  the 
University  of  Central  Florida,  Coach  jim  Rudy's  former  team. 

The  game  was  a  close  one  throughout,  with  Knh  teams 
having  great  opportunities  early  on 

The  Minutewomen  had  a  chanvc  lo  store  in  ihe  lirst 
minute  when  Amy  Powell  served  a  ball  to  Melissa  Mitchell 
but  Mitchell's  shot  was  high 

Central  Florida  had  a  chance  of  their  own  two  minutes 
later,  but  Ihc  shot  v^'as  saved  by  freshman  goalkeeper 
Danielle  Dion. 

UMass  finally  broke  the  scoreless  lie  when  Mitchell 
served  a  perfect  ball  lo  Rachel  LcDuc  who  headed  il  past 
the  keeper  at  the  57:42  mark. 

The  Minutewomen  kept  ihe  offensive  attack  going  in  the 
stxond  half  with  sfKil  after  sfiol  but  could  not  come  up  with 
a  score  due  to  the  stellar  play  by  UCF  keeper  Heather  Brann. 

UMass  had  a  great  opportunity  early  in  the  second  half 
when  Mitchell  served  the  ball  to  Nicole  Roberts,  who  had 
lo  beat  the  keeper  lo  the  ball,  but  the  shot  missed. 

UCF  got  on  the  board  at  the  6729  mark  when  Jennifer 
O'Connor  scored  on  a  breakaway  lo  make  il  a  l-l  game. 

The  goal  by  UCF  seemed  to  change  the  momentum  for 
a  little  bit  but  not  enough  to  affect  UMass'  play. 

"We  were  a  little  down  but  that  just  caused  us  lo  play  a 
little  harder."  said  LeDuc. 

Both  teams  had  more  scoring  chances  bul  the  ganic 
remained  tied  until  there  was  2:27  left  to  go  and  l.el>ic 
imec  again  came  through  with  a  score  to  win  il  for  UMass. 

"Rachel's  a  winner,"  said  Rudy.  "She  finds  ways  to  win 


and  she  did  | Saturday].  She  wins  games." 

LeDuc's  two  goals  were  extra  special  considering  it  was 
her  mother's  birthday, 

"Yesterday  I  gave  her  a  call  and  I  said  'I'll  deiiniicly 
score  for  you.  I'll  try  to  score  for  you.  do  something  spe 
cial  for  your  birthday,'"  said  l.cDuc. 

Freshman  goalkeeper  Danielle  Dion  gave  up  her  first 
goal  of  the  season  but  still  perfonned  well. 

"Thai's  the  best  we've  played  and  that's  probably  the 
toughest  opponent  we've  played."  said  Rudy  "We  played 
well,  we  minimized  the  oppvirtunities  defensively  while  we 
ereated  a  lot." 


VHVI  l>K}lKlALOtlK,tAN 


Erin  Lynch  was  a  defensive  force  this  weekend  at  the 
UMass  Classic. 


"Their  keeper  |  Brann  j  kept  Ihem  in  it.  I  felt  like  they 
spent  large  periods  of  lime  trying  lo  figure  us  out  as 
opposed  lo  large  periods  of  lime  playing  against  us,  and 
that  was  a  big  difference,"  Rudy  said. 

On  Sunday  the  Minutewomen  look  on  another  tough 
foe,  William  He  Mary.  Last  year  in  Virginia  Ihe  Trifie  beat 
UMass  2-0.  Yesterday  the  Minutewomen  returned  the 
favor  by  beating  them  2-0. 

The  game  was  scoreless  until  ihe  18:25  mark  of  the  half. 
Heidi  Kocher  served  a  perfect  ball  in  the  air  off  a  comer 
kick  and  Refx-cca  Myers  headed  the  ball  into  the  net. 

"I  remember  April  jKater,  assistant  coach)  telling  me  on 
headers  lo  jump  first  and  then  head,"  said  Myers.  "I  didn't 
even  think,  I  just  worried  about  getting  my  head  on  the  ball 
and  it  just  happentxl  to  go  in.  so  it  made  il  even  belter." 

Myers  almost  had  a  second  goal  with  15  minutes  left  in 
the  game  when  she  had  an  open  shot  but  missed  high. 

"I  got  excited.  I  saw  il  before  il  aelually  happened,  and 
then  I  chc)ked."  said  Myers. 

UMass  got  its  second  goal  at  the  76:41  mark  when 
Sandy  Shimogaki  served  the  ball  lo  Erin  Lynch  who  put  it 
into  the  net. 

"Il  was  only  my  second  goal  of  the  season  so  I  feel  good 
about  il."  said  Lynch.  "I  think  this  was  the  best  we've 
playetl  so  far  all  year." 

W  A<  M  almost  got  on  the  board  with  seven  minutes  left 
bul  Nikki  Ahrenholz  made  a  great  defensive  stop  lo  help 
preserve  ihe  shutout  lor  goalkeeper  Dion. 

"I  think  we  played  a-ally  good  as  a  team."  said  Myers.  "Wc 
got  il  together  ami  we'a-  gelling  belter  with  each  game." 

In  the  second  game  on  Saturday  William  &  Mary  beat 
the  University  of  Connecticut  2-0  and  in  the  second  game 
on  Sunday  Connecticut  beat  Central  Florida  2-1. 

UMass  finished  with  a  2-0  record  while  UConn  and 
William  &  Mary  finished  at  1-1  and  Central  Florida  at  0-2. 

UMass'  record  improved  to  7-0-0.  They  return  to 
action  next  Saturday  at  Santa  Clara 


Field  hockey  earns  win,  tie  versus  Temple  and  Rutgers 


Turn  to  WOMEN'S  SOCCW  poge  6 


By  Mike  Pinder 
Collegion  Staff 


Senior  All-America  candidate  Natalie  Hart  scored  the 
game  winning  goal  in  UMass'  2- 1  win  over  Temple 
Friday. 


The  Llniversiiy  of  Massachusetts  field  hockey  team  sul 
fered  a  disappointing  weekend  coming  away  with  a  2- 1 
victory  over  Temple,  and  a  0  0  tie  against  Rutgers. 

UMass  was  flat  in  both  games  aceortling  lo  Coach 
Megan  IXmnelly  and  il  showed,  nearly  being  stunned  bv  a 
much  less  talented  Rutgers  team,  while  narrowly  deleating 
Temple. 

In  the  first  game  of  the  weekend  the  Mimitewinnen 
needed  a  late  game-winning  goal  by  senivir  All  -Vnienean 
candidate  Natalie  Hart  to  quell  a  upset  bid  by  the  t)wlv 

Hart  scored  the  game  winner  oil  a  penally  cornci  with 
10  40  left  in  the  game  Assisting  on  the  goal  was  lellow 
All-  American  candidate  Danielle  Horges  ,iiid  lunior 
Atulrea  Cabral. 

Temple  struck  first  when  the  Owls'  Kelly  Trexlet  scored 
with  550  lelt  in  the  first  halt  Trexler  was  assisiesi  b\ 
Cherifa  Nouri  and  Heather  Fornlin 

The  goal  maiked  a  couple  ol  lirsis  lor  the 
Minutewomen  It  was  the  lirst  time  a  team  has  seoieil 
against  UMass  and  it  was  the  first  lime  a  team  has  regis 
lerctl  a  goiil  against  freshman  giialtciuler  llilai^  Ri>se 

Despite  the  goal.  Rose  hiid  another  stellar  perlornianve 
turning  aside  four  shots  by  Ihe  Owls 

Temple  goalie  Deb  Brown  plaved  well,  sioppiii)'  nine 


sficits  on  goal.  UMass  also  held  a  7-5  advantage  in  penally 
corners. 

UMass  answered  the  Temple  goal  when  freshman  mid- 
fielder Amy  Oil  scored  hc-r  scxond  goal  of  the  season  on 
an  unassisti-d  strike  just  forty  seconds  later. 

UMass,  once  again  came  out  flat  in  the  first  half,  but 
turned  it  up  in  the  second  as  has  been  characteristic  in 
most  of  the  games  this  season. 

"We  came  out  really  Hal  in  Ihe  fiisi  half,  but  played  a 
little  belter  in  the  second,"  said  [Xmnelly 

UMass  improved  to  5-0  overall  and  I  0  in  the  A- 10 
going  into  Sunday's  game  against  Rutgers. 

In  New  jersey,  the  Minutewomen  played  their  worst 
game  of  the  year  against  the  Scarlet  Knights 

Rutgers  came  out  storming  against  a  very  lethargic 
I 'Mass  team  and  nearly  pulled  off  ihe  upsel 

In  Megan  IXmnelly's  opinicm  it  was  an  upsel. 

"This  is  a  huge  seltxick  for  us,  we  played  very  Hal  the 
whole  game  and  didn't  finish  our  plays."  said  Donnelly. 
"Rulgcrs  eanu  out  on  lire  and  I  give  iliein  ^reilii  Thev 
plaved  haul 

In  a  very  closely  contested  game  ihe  Minutewomen 
edged  the  Scarlet  Knight  in  many  statistical  categories. 
UMass  led  with  a  17-16  shot  ailvantage,  and  a  20-9 
penally  corner  advantage. 

Turn  to  fltlD  HOCKEY  page  6 


Local  artists  featured  in 
gallery  show 

Phil  Schirmer's  egg  tempera  paint- 
ing4  o(  rocks  are  juit  iome  of  the  works 
featured  in  "Literature  and  the  Land." 
See  Arts  &  Living,  page  5. 


Students  can  make  a 
difference 

A  question  on  this  (afl's  ballot  will 
help  student  lobbyists  in  their  quest 
for  furthering  the  issues  of  students  in 
the  legislature.  See  story,  page  3. 


Soccer  gains  another 
win 

Senior  goalie  Mark  Wolf  recorded  his 
third  shutout  of  the  season  as  he  led 
the  men's  soccer  team  to  an  upset  win 
over  Rutgers,  (see  page  9) 


Extended  Forecast 

The  forecast  is  looking  bleak.  Today: 
Rain  with  a  chance  of  thunderstorms. 
Wednesday:  cloudy  with  a  chance  of 
showers.  Thursday:  mostly  cloudy  with 
a  chance  of  showers. 


Q  Q 


High:  70     High:  78     High:  70 
low:  60      low:  65      low:  50 


the  Mossochusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  1 1 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •  Founded  in  1890  •  Daily  Since  1967 


U.S.  troops  welcomed  by  Haiti 
at  Port-au-Prince  downtown 


B/  Jeffrey  Ulbrich 

Associated  Press 


PORT-AU-PRINCE,  Haiti  —  lubiiant  crowds  welcomed 
American  military  police  Monday  as  they  set  up  shop  in 
local  police  stations,  including  the  notorious  precinct  that 
launched  the  coup  which  overthrew  President  lean- 
Bertrand  Arisiide  three  years  ago. 

At  the  downtown  dock.  221  Haitian  refugees  arrived 
home  on  a  U.S.  Coast  Guard  cutter,  having  chosen  to 
leave  the  U.S.  base  at  Guantanamo  Bay,  Cuba.  They  were 
greeted  by  U.S.  Ambassador  William  Swing,  given  $40  in 
Haitian  money  and  taken  to  the  nearby  bus  station  to 
complete  iheir  journeys. 

In  the  countryside.  Marines  traveling  outside  Cap- 
Haitien,  the  second-biggest  city,  were  welcomed  in  the 
towns  and  sugar  cane  fields  they  passed  through  or  heli- 
coptered over. 

The  United  States  also  announced  a  cash-for-weapons 
program  to  start  Tuesday,  hoping  to  encourage  more 
Haitians  to  turn  guns  taken  from  the  hated  Haitian  army 
and  police  over  to  U.S.  troops. 

Many  residents  in  Cap-Haitien  did  just  that  Sunday, 
apparently  prompting  Haiti's  military-installed  govern- 
ment to  issue  a  communique  Monday  urging  citizens  to 
surrender  weapons  at  Haitian  army  outposts. 

American  MPs  seemed  overwhelmed  by  the  throngs  of 
Arisiide  supporters  that  gathered  outside  the  precinct 
building  near  an  open-air  m.arket.  It  was  from  here  that 
police  chief  Michel  Francois,  then  a  captain  and  now  an 
army  lieutenant  colonel,  kicked  off  the  Sept.  29.  1991. 
coup. 

Haitians  used  to  avoid  or  hurry  past  the  dreaded  build- 
ing where  ihcir  neighbors  were  jailed  and  tortured. 

Now  many  are  becoming  bolder  as  U.S.  forces  begin 
spreading  throughout  this  city  of  I  million. 

"I  wasn't  scared.  The  Americans  were  with  us."  said  a 
man  who  nevertheless,  to  be  safe,  identified  himself  only 
as  Casseus.  age  36. 

U.S.  officials  announced  last  week  that  MPs  would  be 
stationed  at  six  police  stations  to  work  side-by-side  with 
Haitian  police  and  try  to  reduce  human  rights  abuses.  By 
Monday.  MPs  were  in  at  least  three  stations. 

'Wc  came  here  to  make  a  presence  and  ...  exchange 


ideas."  said  Capi.  Randy  Durdian  of  the  101  si  Airborne 
Division  as  his  men  moved  into  a  station  in  suburban 
Petionville. 

"We  are  here  to  learn  from  them  how  to  do  things  in 
their  own  structure  and  show  them  how  lu  do  things  in  a 
democratic  society  so  we  can  make  the  transition  a 
smcxjih  one." 

The  festive  downtown  gathering  didn't  last  long,  but  it 
showed  Haitians'  increasing  optimism  that  a  rule  of  law 
was  being  enforced,  and  that  Arisiide  really  may  be  com- 
ing home  soon. 

At  the  United  Nations.  President  Clinton  lifted  travel, 
trade  and  most  other  U.S.  sanctions  against  Haiti  on 
Monday  and  urged  other  nations  to  follow  suit. 

Aristide  himself  had  urged  an  end  to  the  sanctions  on 
Sunday. 

Clinton  suggested  the  .sanctions  were  no  longer  needed, 
with  American  and  other  forces  firmly  in  place  in  the 
Caribbean  country  to  enforce  the  U.S. -brokered  agree- 
ment to  restore  Aristide  to  power  by  Oct.  1 5. 

But  Clinton  said  some  sanctions  would  remain  in  force 

—  including  a  freezing  of  bank  accounts  and  other  assets 

—  against  Haiti's  military  leaders  and  their  supporters. 

As  American  MPs  entered  Port-au-Prince's  police  head- 
quarters. Ambassador  Swing  and  the  U.S.  military  com- 
mander in  Haiti  were  at  army  headquarters,  meeting  with 
army  chief  Li.  Gen.  Raoul  Cedras. 

In  suburban  Petionville,  crowds  stopped  a  Haitian 
policeman  from  dragging  a  man  to  the  police  station, 
which  had  a  U.S.  military  police  contingent  inside  it. 

Haitian  Capi.  Patrick  Basticn  didn't  sound  enthusiastic 
about  the  benefits  of  U.S.  cooperation. 

"We  are  happy  to  cooperate  and  hope  that  we  will  prof- 
it and  benefit  from  it."  said  Basticn. 

But  he  added.  "I'm  Haitian.  It's  not  something  we 
would  want,  but  it  is  better  than  a  forced  invasion.  It's 
going  smoothly  so  it's  fine." 

At  the  port,  a  crowd  of  about  3.000  gathered  for  the 
arrival  of  the  first  refugees  to  return  since  the  U.S.  occu- 
pation began  a  week  ago. 

They  are  people  who  have  chosen  to  return  to  a  safer 
and  more  secure  Haiti,"  U.S.  Embassy  spokesman  Stanley 
Schrager  said.  A  second  Coast  Guard  cutter  was  expected 
with  more  refugees  Tuesday. 


stivi  nouuA  /  coiucwN 


Susan  Orlean,  of  The  New  Yorker. 


New  Yorker  writer  Orleans 
focuses  on  ordinary  folks 


By  Heottter  Redfem 

Collegian  StoK 


Food  shelter  caters  to  Amherst 


By  Ben  Genran 

Collegian  Staff 


Watching  football.  Attending  church.  Mowing  the 
lawn.  Washing  the  car  and  maybe  going  for  a  walk. 
Relaxing. 

The  stereotypical  American  Sunday  is  supposed  to 
include  al  least  one  of  the  above. 

But  for  dozens  of  low-income  and  homeless  men. 
women  and  children.  Suiidays  are  a  time  to  eat  what  may 
be  one  of  their  only  hoi  meals  of  the  week. 

Every  Saturday  and  Sunday  between  noon  and  2  p.m.. 
the  Not  Bread  Alone  soup  kitchen  serves  meals  to 
between  20  and  t>0  people  in  the  basement  of  the  First 
Congregational  Church  on  Main  Street  in  Amherst. 

The  volunteer  program  began  in  1989  and  receives 
financial  support  from  numerous  civic  and  religious 
groups,  student  organizations  and  individuals.  The  annual 
budget  is  about  $20,000. 

"lust  about  everyone  who  comes  is  low-income."  said 
Project  Coordinator  Kim  MacDonald.  "Everyone's  strug- 
gling. We  try  to  help  out  by  providing  hot  mials  and  a 
friendly  place  to' be.  That's  as  important  a  resource  as  the 
food." 

The  food  Sunday  included  quiche,  sandwiches,  biscuits. 
salad  and  rice  and  beans,  all  being  prefwred  in  a  bustling 
atmosphere  quite  unlike  the  serene  religious  services  tak- 
ing place  overhead. 

Sunday  saw  volunteers  from  ihc  First  Congregational 
Church.  Amherst  College  and  Amherst  High  School 
cooking  for  a  larger  turnout  than  usual.  By  1  p.m..  an 

bell  hooks  to  appear 
for  new  book  signing, 
lecture  at  Bowker 

By  Molttww  Poltinger 

Collegion  Correspondent 

bell  hooks  will  be  al  the  University  of  Massachusciis 
today  for  a  book  -signing  and  lecture.  She  has  visited  the 
campus  before,  a  few  years  ago  artd  is  back  on  campus  to 
promote  her  new  book. 

hooks,  who  will  begin  her  lecture  al  8  p.m.  this  evening 
at  Bowker  Auditorium,  free  of  charge,  will  be  discussing 
"Feminist  Writing  lo  End  Racism." 

bell  hooks,  the  pseudonym  used  by  Oberlin  College 
English  and  Women's  Studies  professor  Gloria  Watkin--. 
is  a  self  avowed  African  American  leminisl  and  renowned 
author  on  personal  empowerment  and  the  issues  of  race, 
gender  and  class. 

Her  books  include  Ain'i  I  a  Woman:  HIack  Women  and 
Feminism,  and  Yearning:  Race.  Gender,  and  Cultural 
Politics.  She  is  also  noted  for  her  collection  of  essays 
Black  Looks:  Race  and  Representation  in  which  she 
exposes  the  connections  between  racial  representation  and 
domination  in  literature  and  American  pop-culture. 

"It  is  only  as  wc  collectively  change  the  way  wc  look  al 
ourselves  and  the  worid  thai  we  can  change  bow  we  are 
seen."  hooks  wrote. 

hiHiks  will  be  signing  copies  of  her  most  new  book. 
Sisicrs  of  the  Yam:  Black  Women  and  ^elf- Recovery, 
from  5  to  5  p.m  at  the  Arcon  Desk  in  ihc  basement  of  ihc 
Campus  Center. 

In  Sisters  of  the  Yam  hooks  discusses  self  esteem,  self- 
actualization  and  the  psychology  of  oppression  for  African 
American  women. 

The  lecture  will  be  the  first  this  semester  in  a  scries 
sponsored  by  the  Distinguished  Visitors  Program  (DVP) 
The  DVP,  which  is  a  student  run  organization,  is  currently 
seeking  new  members. 


extra  table  was  set  out. 

"They're  just  not  seen.  It's  very  easy  for  them  lo  fall 
between  the  cracks.  For  a  lot  of  people,  these  are  Iheir 
one  or  two  good  meals  a  week."  said  volunteer  Sandy 
Graham,  surveying  Sunday's  larger-than-average 
turnout. 

Despite  the  hardships  faced  by  many  of  the  visitors,  the 
atmosphere  remains  upbeat  and  communal. 

"These  sandwiches  arc  hard  as  rocks."  joked  one  visi- 
tor. But  the  same  sandwiches  are  eaten  up  quickly. 

The  Not  Bread  Alone  soup  kitchen  is  part  of  the  Center 
for  Human  Development  (CHD).  an  Amhersi-based 
human  services  agency  serving  Western  Mas.sachusetts. 

Other  programs  administered  by  the  CHD  include  the 
Family  Recovery  Program,  treating  substance-abusing 
women  and  their  children,  the  Helen  Mitchell  Outreach 
Project,  providing  low-income  assistance  and  lessic's 
House,  a  Northampton  homeless  shelter. 

Much  of  the  food  served  at  Not  Bread  Alone  comes 
from  the  Western  Mass  Food  Bank  tn  Hatfield  The  food 
bank  stores  bulk  food  donations  from  retailers,  whole- 
salers and  government  agencies  like  the  Department  of 
Agriculture  and  ihe  military.  Programs  like  Noi  Bread 
Alone  can  obtain  bulk  quaniilies  for  a  maintenance  fee  of 
about  1 4  cents  per  pound. 

Not  Bread  Alone  also  receives  food  from  local  super 
markets  like  Super  Stop  &  Shop  and  Bread  &  Circus. 
Guests  at  the  soup  kitchen  may  also  lake  home  groceries 
made  available  and  leftover  food. 

"It  helps  a  lot  for  people  thai  are  bruke  like  me,"  said 
one  visitor  Sunday  afternoon.  "I  have  no  money  today." 


"Almost  everybody  I  write  about 
has  never  been  written  about  and 
probably  will  never  be  written  about 
again."  said  esteemed  New  Yorker 
writer  Susan  Orleans. 

Orleant  spoke  al  Bowker 
Auditorium  last  night  with  insights 
on  "American  Voices:  Popular 
American  Culture." 

Orleans,  who  is  currently  focusing 
her  attention  on  a  series  of  American 
popular  culture  column  called 
Popular  Chronicles,  said  it  has  been 
goal  of  hers  since  coming  lo  New 
York  City  four  years  ago  lo  wrile 
about  the  lives  of  ordinary  people, 
not  celebrities. 

"I  have  a  desire  lo  identify  and 
impress  upon  other  people  a  sori  of 
dignity  of  ordinariness."  said  Orleans. 

With  her  most  recent  piece  depict- 
ing the  lives  of  three  professional 
Bulgarian  tennis  playtrrs.  Orleans  said 
she  chooses  subjtxts  who  represent  a 
world  she  is  inlert:sted  in. 

"I  sometimes  wrile  about  things 
that  catch  my  eyes  and  suddenly 
strikes  mc."  said  Orleans. 

The  University  of  Michigan  gradu- 
ate began  her  career  in  journalism 
writing  non-fiction  for  several  small 
magazines  in  Oregon. 

SitKe  then,  Orleans  has  published 
over  50  talk  pieces  as  well  as  profiles 
ranging  from  Ihe  life  of  a  Ouccns  City 
cab  driver  lo  Harlem  high  school  bas- 
ketball star.  Felipe  Lopez,  for  the 


Sew  Yorker. 

Wanting  lo  always  live  in  New 
York  City,  Oricans  said  the  city  pro- 
vides a  diverse  atmosphere  with  an 
enormous  number  of  subjects  to 
write  about. 

In  order  to  learn  who  her  profile 
subjects  are  and  their  impacts  on  the 
world  no  matter  how  small  or  large, 
Orleans  said  she  spends  vast  amounts 
of  time  with  her  subjects  absorbing 
and  processing  iheir  personal  charac- 
teristics. 

As  a  staff  member  of  the  New 
Yorker  since  1992,  Orleans  said  she 
has  been  given  a  great  deal  of  free- 
dom, lime  and  space  lo  have  her 
voice  as  a  writer  come  through  her 
subjects. 

Prior  lo  joining  ihc  New  Yorker, 
Orleans  wrote  on  several  figures  in 
ihe  music  and  fashion  industry  as 
contributing  editor  at  Rolling  Sione 
and  Vogue  magazine  as  well  as  work- 
ing as  a  columnist  first  for  the  Boston 
Phoenix  and  then  for  the  Boston 
Glohe  Sunday  Magazine.  She  has 
also  written  for  .Spy,  Esquire  and  The 
New  York  Times  Magazine. 

Oricans  has  published  two  books. 
Red  Sox  and  Blue  Tish  is  a  compila- 
tion of  columns  she  wrote  for  Ihe 
Globe  Sunday  Magazine.  Saturday 
Night  is  a  journal  of  essays  of  Orleans 
describing  her  experiences  while 
spending  Saturday  evenings  with  dif- 
ferent individuals  in  a  number  of 
communities  throughout  ihe  country. 

Orleans,  whose  first  story  in  the 

lum  to  OfflEANS  Poge  2 


Tuesday,  September  27,  1994 


Potential  jurors 
pass  first  cut  after 
initial  questioning 

By  Linda  Deutsch 

Astocioted  Prcti 

LOS  ANGELES  —  0.|.  Simpson 
quietly  sang,  "A  new  day  has  begun 
...  "  before  facing  some  of  his  poten- 
tial jurors  Monday  as  the  most- 
watched  murder  trial  in  U.S.  history 
got  underway.  |ury  candidates  were 
identified  only  by  numbers,  and  the 
first  to  be  questioned  was  No.  0032. 
Simpson  wore  No.  32  as  a  college 
and  professional  football  star,  and 
that  didn't  go  unnoticed. 

"1  don't  know  if  this  is  an  omen," 
said  Superior  Court  ludge  Lance 
ho. 

After  questioning  potential  jurors 
about  whether  serving  would  be  a 
hardship.  Ito  excused  1 12  of  the  first 
219  called. 

The  judge  divided  those  remaining 
into  groups  who  said  they  definitely 
could  serve  and  those  who  said  they 
might  be  able  to,  then  asked  them 
one-by-one  lo  explain  their  positions. 
Sixty-five  had  said  they  definitely 
could  serve. 

Of  those  called,  212  reported 
Monday  and  had  lo  pass  a  phalaiu  of 
news  crews,  demonstrators  and  entre- 
preneurs outside  the  courthouse 
hawking  everything  from  T-shirts  and 
caps  lo  buttons  reading:  "O.j.  juror 
Reject,  Didn't  Make  the  Cut." 

Inside,  they  gathered  in  a  large 
1  Ith-floor  jury  assembly  room,  and 
Ito  introduced  the  principal  players  in 
the  case,  including  Simpson.  The  for- 
mer football  star  then  stood  up  and 
said.  "Good  afternoon." 

He  is  charged  with  the  slaying 
deaths  of  ex-wife  Nicole  Brown 
Simpson  and  her  friend  Ronald 
Goldman  on  |une  12. 

Simpson  sat  at  a  tabic,  hands  in  his 
lap.  and  tried  to  make  eye  contact 
with  the  jury  candidates,  but  few 
looked  al  him. 

lust  before  they  were  brought  in, 
he  hummed  and  sang  quietly.  A  pool 
reporter  could  make  oul  the  words, 
"A  new  day  has  begun  ...  "  but  didn't 
know  the  name  of  the  song. 

"This  is  probably  the  most  impor- 
tant decision  you'll  make  in  your 
personal  life,"  Ito  told  the  group. 
"It's  the  most  important  decision  of 
any  American  citizen.  I  need  a  fair 
jury." 

Among  I  hose  excused  were  at  least 
one  person  who  was  physically  dis- 
abled and  some  whose  employers 
would  pay  for  only  10  days  of  jury 
service. 

"Five  dollars  a  day  doesn't  quite 
make  it."  Ito  said  of  Ihe  money  the 
county  will  pay  the  jurors. 

The  trial  could  last  up  lo  six 
months  and  some  jurors  were  appar- 
ently scared  off  by  the  prospcci  they 
might  have  to  b":  sequestered.  But  the 
biggL^si  problem,  the  judge  indicated, 
was  financial. 

Those  who  made  Ihe  first  cut  were 
lold  to  fill  oul  a  75'pagc  question- 
naire probing  ihcir  personal  lives  as 
well  as  iheir  attitudes  toward  the 
Simpson  case.  A  groan  came  up  when 
Ito  lold  the  crowd  how  long  the  form 


London  Bridge  is  being  built 

— I — 


NATHAN  MA>T<N  f  COtUCMkN 


Well,  it's  not  exactly  London  Bridge.  Sontra  Yim,  a  junior  civil  engineering  major,  grabs 
screws  to  fasten  decking  to  a  bridge  near  Groffs  Park  in  Amherst,  as  Mark  Dogacz,  also  a 
junior  civil  engineering  major,  holds  the  wood  in  place. 


UM  alum  awarded  chair 
at  Baylor  dentist  school 


By  AAott  Yarrows 

CoNagion  Corrmpondonl 


Dallas  might  be  more  than  a  hop. 
skip  and  jump  from  Amherst,  but  for 
University  of  Massachusetts  alumnus 
Dr.  David  Carlson.  Ihc  distance  does 
not  diminish  the  many  fond  memo- 
ries he  has  of  UMass. 

In  August.  Baylor  College  of 
Dentistry  in  Dallas.  Texas,  named 
Carlson  chairman  of  biomedical  sci- 
ences. 

With  his  appointment  to  the  chair 
position.  Carlson  also  became  the 
director  for  the  Center  uf 
Craniofacial  Research.  The  center  is  a 
leader  in  promoting  a  greater  under- 
standing of  treatment  of  disorders  in 
the  craniofacial  region. 

His  responsibilities  as  chairman 
include  coordinating  Ihe  research 
activities  of  the  medical  center. 

"This  center  is  about  supporting 
research  in  the  field  of  craniofacial 
research."  he  said. 

One  of  the  center's  aims  under  his 
direction  is  to  bring  many  diverse  sci 
enlists  together  to  work  toward  a 
common  goal. 

CaHson  has  the  distinction  of  hold- 
ing Baylor  College's  first  endowed 
chair.  The  $1.2  million  chair  is 
named  <fter  Dr.  Robert  E.  Gaylord.  a 
fMoneer  in  orthodontics  at  Baylor 

Carlson,  considered  an  Intemalion- 
al  expert  in  craniofacial  biology. 


received  a  doctorate  in  physical 
anthropology  hi  UMass  in  1972 

"UMass  was  particularly  outstand- 
ing in  the  area  of  biological  anthro- 
pology." Carlson  said. 

"The  cnlirc  anthropology  depart- 
ment was  among  the  best  in  the 
country. 

"Anthropology  is  such  a  broad 
field,  and  incorporates  biology  al  all 
levels." 

With  a  degree  in  anthropology, 
there  are  many  opportunities  avail- 
able, he  said. 

Carlson  became  interested  in  the 
growth  of  Ihe  skull  and  the  craniofa- 
cial region  while  studying  as  an 
undergraduate  at  UMass.  This  inter- 
est comprises  the  majority  of  hi* 
work  today. 

"The  key  is  to  understand  how  the 
face  grows,"  he  said. 

Once  that  is  understood  any 
abnormality  can  be  altered,  CaHson 
said 

A  deformity  in  a  growing  face  is 
targeted,  and  then  treated.  The  bones 
in  the  face  are  guided  to  grow,  with 
various  appliances  and  the  deformity 
is  corrected 

"Braces  would  be  a  basic  example," 
Carlson  said. 

Because  UMass  had  no  health  sci- 
ence center  while  he  was  a  student, 
he  was  unable  to  realize  the  implica- 

Tum  to  CAIUON.  pog*  2 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Tuesday,  September  27,  1994  /  Page  1 


Police  Log 


Compiled  by  Kelly  Spang 
from  University  reports 


Arresis 

Scpl,  14 

Clifford  E.  Vee.  20.  uf  636  Dcdham  Si  in  Newton  was 
arresicd  on  a  warrani  un  Norih  PIcasani  Street. 

Charles  L.  Williams.  20.  of  1  Shandon  Road  in 
Dorchester  was  arrested  on  a  warrant  on  Hicks  Way. 

Henry  M.  Sianziale  |r,,  19.  of  Port  Washington.  N  V 
was  arrested  on  a  warrant  on  Hicks  Wav. 
Sept.  15 

Hamind  Shariali.  22.  of  I08A  Forest  St.  in  Watertown 
was  arresicd  on  a  warrant.  He  was  also  charged  with 
operating  an  uninsured  motor  vehicle,  operating  an  unreg- 
istered motor  vehicle  in  the  fonr  of  a  trailer,  and  operat- 
ing after  revocation  of  registration  plate. 
Sept.  21 

Christopher  Manna.  25.  of  207  Pishgah  Road  in 
Huntington  was  arre.sted  for  being  a  fugitive  of  justice.  He 
is  wanted  by  Florida  authorities  for  parole  violations. 

Phillip  Robinson.  18,  of  167C  Brittany  Manor  was 
arrested  on  a  warrant. 
Sept.  22 

Police  responded  tu  hollies  being  thrown  from  Pierpont 
Residence  Hall.  During  their  investigation,  police  arrested 
David  Milligan.  19.  of  5  Dana  Drive  in  Wcstford  on  an 
outstanding  warrant  from  the  Amherst  Police 
Department. 

Larceny 

Sept.  14 

Three  indi\iilu,iN  reported  stolen  backpacks  from  the 
Textbook  Annex. 

An  individual  reported  u  leather  bag  stolen  from  the 
Textbook  .Annex. 
Sept.  16 

An  individual  returned  to  her  room  in  Grayson 
Residence  Hall  and  found  that  her  pockeibook  was  stolen 
valuing  over  $125. 
Sept.  18 

Two  individuals  reported  their  room  in  Dickinson 
Residence  Hall  had  been  entered  and  an  alarm  clock  and 
a  camera  were  stolen  valuing  $70. 
Sept.  21 

Two  individuals  reported  their  wallets  stolen  from  their 
unlocked  room  in  Cashin  Residence  Hall.  One  wallet, 
minus  $45  cash  was  found  outside  the  residence  hall.  The 
other  wallet  was  found  in  the  northeast  area  of  campus  by 
a  student  with  $250  in  cash  and  checks  as  well  credit 
cards  were  stolen. 
Sept.  22 

An  individual  reported  that  items  were  stolen  from  his 
backpack  somewhere  on  campus.  His  checkbook  was 
stolen,  along  with  a  digital  camera  belonging  to  the 
School  of  Management.  The  estimated  value  was  $550. 

Bike  Theft 

Sept.  20 

An  individual  reported  his  bike  stolen  from  the  rack 
outside  of  Duda  Hall  valuing  $165. 
Sept.  21 

An  individual  reported  a  stolen  bike  from  Cashin 
Residence  Hall  valuing  $700. 
Sept.  22 

An  individual  from  lames  Residence  Hall  reported  her 
bike  stolen. 

Burglary/ Breaking  and  Entering 
Sept.  18 

An  individual  reported  a  break  into  his  vehicle  in  Lot 
52.  The  radio  was  damaged  and  25  cassettes  were  stolen, 
total  value  of  the  theft  was  over  $200. 
Sept.  21 

An  individual  reported  his  room  in  Coolidge  Residence 
Hall  on  the  20th  floor  had  been  forced  open  in  an 
attempted  break.  Apparently  nothing  was  taken  from  the 
room.  The  estimated  damage  was  $500. 
Vandalism 
Sept.  14 

An  individual  reported  his  vehicle  in  Lot  44  near  Sylvan 
Residential  Area  was  broken  into  and  his  stereo  was 
stolen.  The  estimate  of  the  damage  and  theft  is  over  $650. 
Sept.  16 

An  individual  reported  damage  to  the  door  and  lock  on 
her  vehicle  in  the  North  Village  parking  lot.  Damage  was 
estimated  at  $250. 
Sept.  17 

Staff  reported  homographic  graffiti  written  on  walls  in 
Coolidge  Residence  Hall. 
Sept.  18 

Staff  reported  racial  graffiti  written  on  a  wall  near  an 
elevator  in  |ohn  O.  Adams  Residence  Hall. 

An  individual  was  awakened  in  Coolidge  Residence 
Hall  by  someone  kicking  her  door.  Damage  to  the  door 
and  the  lock  was  estimated  at  $75. 
Motor  Vehicle  TrafTic  Slops 
Sept.  14 

Kenneth  L.  Lenoir.  25.  of  214  King  St.  in  Springfield 
was  stopped  on  Massachusetts  Avenue  for  operating  a 
motor  vehicle  with  unnecessary  noise,  operating  a  motor 
vehicle  without  a  current  inspection  sticker,  operating 
after  revocation  of  registration  plate.  op>crating  an  unin- 
sured motor  vehicle,  and  operating  after  license  or  right  to 
operate  is  suspended. 
Sept.  15 

Robert  |.  Hunt.  24.  of  146  Montague  Road  in  Leverctt 
was  stopped  on  North  Pleasant  Street  for  operating  a 
motor  vehicle  while  drinking  alcohol,  operating  a  motor 
vehicle  after  licenses  or  right  to  operate  is  suspended,  and 
failure  to  have  rear  license  plate  illuminated. 
Sept.  16 


Malo  L.  Brown.  21.  of  57  Beverly  Lane  in  Springfield 
was  slopped  on  Massachusetts  Avenue  for  operating  a 
motor  vehicle  negligently  so  as  to  endanger  and  operating 
a  motor  vehicle  without  license  in  [xjsscssion. 
Sept.  18 

leffrey  M.  Lincoln.  20,  of  24  Champlain  Dr.  in  Hudsun 
was  stopped  on  Phillips  Street  for  operating  after  his 
license  or  right  to  operate  is  suspended,  operating  a  motor 
vehicle  without  license  in  possession,  and  failure  to  stop 
at  a  stop  sign. 

Gregory  S.  Kelt.  22.  of  luO  Tower  St.  in  Hudson  was 
Slopped  on  Fearing  Street  lor  operating  under  the  inllu- 
encc  of  alcohol,  failure  to  stay  within  marked  lines,  and 
failure  to  comply  with  lire  tread  depth. 
Sept.  20 

Shawn  C.  Sudler,  21.  of  25  Abbey  St.  in  Chicopce  was 
slopped  for  receiving  a  stolen  motor  vehicle,  operating  a 
motor  vehicle  without  a  license.  ofH-'rating  an  unregistered 
motor  vehicle,  attaching  plates  to  a  motor  vehicle,  operat- 
ing an  uninsured  motor  vehicle,  failure  by  owner  to  have 
the  motor  vehicle  inspected,  operating  a  motor  vehicle 
with  defective  equipment. 
Sept.  21 

Christian  Kunciw.  23.  of  16  Falls  Lane  in  Sunderland 
was  stopped  for  operating  under  the  infiuence  of  liquor, 
speeding,  and  operating  a  motor  vehicle  with  defective 
equipment. 
Sept.  21 

Sheila  Randolph.  25,  of  55  Algonquin  Road  in  Newton 
was  stopped  for  operating  after  suspended  license  which 
was  her  second  offense  and  for  operating  a  motor  vehicle 
without  a  current  inspection  sticker. 
Sept.  22 

Christopher  Tunney.  21,  of  1  190  North  Pleasant  St. 
was  stopjjcd  for  operating  a  motor  vehicle  without  a  cur- 
rent inspection  sticker  and  operating  after  license  or  right 
to  operate  was  suspended. 

Annoying  Phone  Calls 

Sept.  16 

An  individual  of  Lincoln  Avenue  reported  receiving 
several  annoying  calls  from  a  male  subject. 
Sept.  18 

An  individual  of  Sunset  Avenue  reported  a  call  from  a 
male  subject  who  offered  her  money. 
Sept.  19 

An  individual  on  Sunset  Avenue  reported  numerous 
annoying  calls  from  a  former  boyfriend. 
Sept.  21 

An  individual  reported  receiving  several  calls  froin  a 
male  subject  that  were  sexual  in  content  in  Whitinore 
Building. 

Motor  Vehicle  Theft 

Sept.  17 

An  individual  reported  his  vehicle  stolen  from  Lot  22 
on  University  Drive.  The  vehicle  was  later  recovered  in 
Hariford,  Conn. 
Sept.  19 

An  individual  reported  her  1984  Honda  stolen  from 
Lot  40. 

Suspicious  Activity 

Sept.  18 

An  18-year-old  individual  at  the  bus  stop  by  the  Fine 
Arts  Center  was  place  in  protective  custody. 
Sept.  19 

Staff  reported  find  a  58  .cal  bullet  outside  of  a  room  on 
the  third  floor  of  Leach  Residence  Hall.  Investigation 
revealed  a  subject  employed  by  an  Armored  car  company 
inadvertently  dropped  it  from  his  coat  pocket. 


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Lost  and  Found  Property 

Sept.  19 

Staff  reported  finding  a  22  .cal 
classrooms  on  Hicks  Way. 


bullel  in  one  of  the 


Annoying  Behavior 

Scpl.  19 

Four  individuals  reported  a  subject  entered  their  room 
in  Kennedy  Residence  Hall  and  look  a  case  of  beer  from 
them.  The  subject  and  the  property  were  located. 

Noise  Complain! 
Sept.  21 

Responding  to  a  loud  music  complaint  coming  from  a 
room  in  Hamlin  Residence  Hall,  police  confiscated  a  small 
amount  of  marijuana.  Officers  advised  the  occupants  of 
the  laws  and  policies  of  the  possession  of  drugs. 

Accident 

Sept.  21 

A  vehicle,  to  avoid  another  vehicle  making  a  turn, 
pulled  into  the  left  lane  of  travel  on  Commonwealth 
Avenue  and  collided  with  a  third  vehicle  which  was  also 
northbound,  there  were  no  injuries.  One  operator  was 
cited.  The  damaged  was  estimated  at  $2,500. 

Two  vehicles  collided  at  the  crossover  leading  to 
President's  Drive  on  Massachusetts  Avenue.  One  opera- 
tor. Sherry  Kramf.  20,  of  Livingstone.  N.|.  complained  of 
minor  injuries.  An  ambulance  responded,  but  did  not  lake 
her  to  the  hospital.  One  operator  was  cited.  The  estimated 
damage  was  over  $1,750. 

Drug  Offense 

Sept  21 

Alan  Maziarz,  17.  of  26  lantern  Lane  was  arrested  for 
illegal  possession  of  a  Class  D  substance  (marijuana),  pos- 
session of  a  Cla.ss  D  substance  with  intent  to  disiritnjte. 


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Tuesday,  Sept.  27 

Lecture  —  The  Dutch  Vision  of 
Italy:  Dirck  Van  Bergen's  Landscape 
with  Animals  and  Figure. 

Mead  Art  Museum.  Amherst 
College.  Free.  12:1  5  p.m. 

Community  —  Campus  Pond 
Cleanup,  Come  on  down  and  volun- 
teer! 

Campus  Pond.  7  p.m.. 
Information:  545-0444. 

Film  —  Not  At  The  Mall:  A  series 
of  film  experiences  you  won't  find 
anywhere  else,  7  p.m..  Bartlell  Hall 
Auditorium,  UMass,  Free. 

Lecture  —  Town  and  Country:  The 
Concept  of  Landscape  in  Early 
Antwerp  ArlMaking. 

Wright  Hall  auditorium.  Smith 
College,  7:50  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Feminist  Writing  to  End 
Racism.  Belle  Hooks  will  be  speak- 
ing. Bowker  Auditorium.  UMass.  8 
p.m..  Free.  545-0046. 

Literature  —  Amherst  College  cre- 
ative writing  center,  fall  reading 
series  presents  Bernard  Cooper. 

Wootlon's.  North  Pleasant  Street. 
Amherst,  8  p. in..  Free. 

Pre-Medica  —  Elections  for  offi- 
cers and  general  information,  all 
classes  and  majors  welcome, 
Newman  Center,  Room  1,  7  p.m. 

Meeting  —  Biosci.  The  Biological 
Sciences  Student  Association  is  hold- 
ing its  first  general  membership  meet- 
ing, 7  p.m..  Morrill  205. 

Meeting  —  Cannabis  Reform 
Coalition,  general  meeting. Campus 
Center  room  101,  7:50  p.m., 
Information:  665-4910. 

Wednesday,  Sept.  28 

Lecture  —  Lesbian.  Gay  & 
Bisexual  Studies  Lecture  Series, 
Warren  Blumenfeld  will  speak. 


Campus  Center  room  904.  UMass. 
12  p.m.  to  1:50  p.m.,  Free. 

Meeting  —  UMass  Grenadier  and 
Gaming  Society,  Open  House,  7  p.m. 
to  12  a.m.. 

Campus  Center  room  101, 
Information:  527-^)252. 

Thursday.  Sept.  29 

Music  —  Recital.  Monica  lakuc. 
fortepiano.  Sweeney  Concert  Hall. 
Smith  College,  4:15  p.m.  to  5:05 
p.m..  Free. 

Film  —  Fantastic  Cinema: 
Legends.  Myths,  Adventures.  Ilerier 
Hall,  UMass.  Presented  by  the 
University  Gallery.  7:50  p.m..  Free 

Concert  —  Edmund  Baltersby. 
fortepiano. 

Seenev  Concert  Hall.  Smith 
College.  8  p.m..  Call  527-7664  for 
admission  prices. 

Special  E\enl  —  Lesbian.  Bisexual, 
Gay  Speakers  Bureau  Orientation. 

Returning  members  orientation. 
Crampton  House,  UMass.  Free.  5:50 
p.m.  to  7:50  p.m.,  Information: 
545-4824, 

French  Club  —  The  French  club 
will  be  meeting  at  7  p.m..  The  Cafe 
Mediterranean.  Amherst.  New  mem- 
bers are  encouraged  to  come. 

Friday,  Sept.  30 

Pep  Rally  —  Get  psyched  for 
Homecoming.  Southwest  horseshoe. 
Passing  Strangers  and  many  other  tal- 
ents performing,  5:50  p.m. 

Film  The  family,  tearjerker  clas- 
sic E.T..  GaiTible  Auditorium,  Mount 
Holyoke  College.  Show  times:  7  p.m. 
and  9:15  p.m.,  $2.50. 

Film  —  She's  Gotta  Have  it.  a  very 
sexy  movie.  Campus  Center  Theater. 
Amherst  College.  Show  limes:  7:50 
p.m.  and  10  p.m..  $1.75. 


Music  —  Annual  Mutiband  Pops, 
showcase  of  500  pertormers,  Mullins 
Center,  UMass,  8  p.m..  Call 
TicketMaster  for  prices  at  755-2500 
or  call  Mullins  Center  Box  office  at 
545-0505. 

Theater  —  Brenda  Wong  Aoki  in 
The  Queen's  Garden.  Bowker 
Auditorium.  UMass.  8  p.m.,  $6  or 
$5.50  for  students  and  elders. 

Concert  —  James  David  Christie, 
organ. 

Abbey  Chapel.  Mount  Holyoke 
College.  8  p.m..  Call  527-7664  for 
admission  prices. 

Pianist  —  Ruth  Laredo.  Buckley 
Recital  Hall,  Amherst  College.  8 
p.m..  Free. 


Other  Activities  and  Upcoming 
Events 

Volunteers  Needed  -  Campus  Pond 
Cleanup  at  UMass.  Sept.  27  &  28, 
from  5  p.m.  to  6  p.m.  T-Shirts  and 
refreshments  will  be  provided.  Call: 
545-2517. 

Community  Service  -  The 
Companion  Program  is  looking  for 
volunteers.  Call:  253-2591. 

Internships  ■  MASSPIRG  is  offer- 
ing internships  for  the  fall  semester. 
Earn  course  credits,  information: 
423B  Student  Union  or  call 
545-0199. 

Earn  Credits  -  The  Peer  Education 
Program  on  Sexual  Harassment  is 
recruiting  30  undergraduate  men  and 
women  for  its  one-credit  training  ses- 
sion this  semester.  Information:  call 
Mike  at  546-0565. 

The  Home\i'ork  Club  —  volunteers 
needed  to  help  in  after  school  pro- 
gram to  help  children  from 
non-English  speaking  family  do  their 
homework.  Information:  contact 
Scott.  Heap  or  Seng  at  255-0696. 


Orleans 


Carlson 


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Sew  York  Times  covered  how  Benncton  employees  train 
their  employees  on  how  to  fold  sweaters,  said  even  the 
most  ordinary  of  places  can  be  absolutely  astonishing. 

The  writer,  who  began  her  career  at  the  magazine  by 
submitting  clips  to  an  impersonal  receptionist,  reminded 
the  audience  that  even  the  most  ordinary  story  can  be 
made  poetic. 

Orleans  went  on  to  remind  writers  to  rely  on  their 
memories  and  to  write  what  was  felt  at  the  moment  of 
meeting  the  subject. 

"Being  a  journalist  means  holding  yourself  to  a  certain 
standard."  said  Orleans.  "Coming  back  and  writing  what 
you  felt  you  saw  to  me.  is  the  morality  of  writing." 


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lions  of  what  he  was  studying  until  later. 

Prior  to  joining  Baylor  College  of  Dentistry  in  1993. 

He  was  a  professor  of  orthodontics  at  the  University  of 
Michigan's  School  of  Dentistry. 

The  field  of  craniofacial  research  and  development  is  a 
growing  one.  Carlson  said. 

New  developments  are  being  implemented  daily  in  this 
career  avenue. 

Most  of  the  field  is  treatment-  oriented,  he  said,  but  he 
is  mainly  concerned  with  the  research  aspect,  and  hopes  to 
do  more  with  it. 

Carlson  said  he  still  remains  fond  of  the  University. 

"UMass  was  key  in  my  development,"  he  said. 


Sinn  Fein  leader  visits  with  Rosa  Parks 


By  David  Goodman 

Associoled  Press 


DETROIT  —  Irish  nationalist  leader  Gerry  Adams  met 
wilh  American  civil  rights  pioneer  Rosa  Parks  on  Monday, 
thanking  her  for  civil  rights  inspiration  that  spread  far 
beyond  U.S.  shores.  Adams  is  president  of  ihe  Sinn  Fein 
party,  the  political  wing  of  the  Irish  Republican  Army.  He 
is  making  his  first  U.S.  tour  since  the  Clinton  administra- 
tion lifted  a  travel  ban  issued  against  him  because  of  IRA 
terrorism. 

The  IRA  last  month  declared  a  cease-fire  as  efforts 
toward  a  compromise  between  Britain.  Ireland  and  the 
two  sides  in  Northern  Ireland  progressed. 

"We  have  in  Ireland  right  now  a  very  great  opportunity 
to  build  upon  the  peace  process."  Adams  said. 

The  black  civil  rights  battles  of  the  1960s  in  the  United 
States  inspired  nationalists  in  Northern  Ireland,  Adams 
said. 

"As  a  teen-ager  in  Belfast,  we  look  succor  from  the  peo- 


ple in  this  country  who  struggled  for  civil  rights,"  he  said. 
The  voice  of  the  Rev.  Martin  Luther  King  |r.  "was  brought 
into  our  homes  through  Ihe  incdium  of  television." 

He  also  spoke  of  Parks'  refusal  in  1955  to  give  up  a  bus 
seat  to  a  white  man,  which  sparked  the  Montgomery.  Ala., 
bus  boycott  and  opened  the  modern  civil  rights  move- 
ment. 

"That  sent  a  message  of  how  one  person's  action  can 
start  a  whole  mass  movement."  Adams  said. 

At  a  City  Hall  ceremony,  Adams  gave  Parks  with  a 
Waterford  crystal  bowl. 

"I'm  very  happy  to  receive  this  bowl,"  said  Parks.  81.  "I 
applaud  the  civil  rights  .struggle  in  Ireland  and  here  in  the 
United  States." 

Sinn  Fein  and  the  IRA  seek  to  incorporate  British-ruled 
Northern  Ireland  into  the  Republic  of  Ireland.  Ireland  is 
predominantly  Catholic,  while  Northern  Ireland  has  a 
Protestant  majority.  Britain  retained  rule  over  the  more 
industrially  developed  North  when  it  granted  indepen- 
dence to  Ireland  in  1921 . 


The  Massachusetts  Daily  Collegian. 

Your  student  newspaper  which  reaches  more  than  17,000  people.  Do 

you  know  where  we  are? 
We  are  located  in  the  glorious  sunlit  filled  Campus  Center  Basement 

and  we  are  having  visitors.  Yes,  visitors. 
You  and  ail  your  friends  are  invited  down  to  visit  the  Collegian  offices, 
meet  the  staff,  and  schmooze  with  the  people  who  put  out  your  daily 
paper.  Those  chicken  pucks  just  wouldn't  taste  the  same  without  the 

comics  page,  would  they? 
On  Friday.  September  30  (that's  this  Friday)  from  1 2  p.m.  to  4  p.m.  we 
are  having  an  Open  House  and  we  love  visitors. 
So  come  by  and  visit  us.  We  get  so  lonely  down  here  (by  the  way,  the 
sunlit  thing  is  a  lie.  There  really  are  no  windows,  so  we  can't  look  out  on 
campus.  So  we  want  campus  to  come  to  us.) 
Come  and  hang  out.  See  you  there. 


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Student  lobbying  to  be  on  ballot 


By  Justin  Doyie 

Collegian  SlaK 


Student  Advocacy  Agencies  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  have  a 
particular  interest  in  the  upcoming 
Student  Senate  elections. 

This  Thursday.  September  29.  the 
ballots  for  the  student  senator  nomi- 
nees will  also  include  a  question 
regarding  policy  on  student  lobbying. 

The  question  states;  Should  the 
Advocacy  Agencies  of  the  Student 
Government  Association  [Student 
Center  for  Educational  Research  and 
Advocacy  (SCERA).  Commuter 
Services  and  Housing  Resource 
Center  (CSHRC),  Student  Legal 
Services  Office,  and  the  Office  of 
Third  World  Affairs  (OTWA)l  be 
designated  as  official  representatives 
of  the  student  body  for  purposes  of 
promoting.  opp>osing  or  influencing 
legislation  and/or  actions  of  govern- 
mental officials  for  matters  affecting 
the  general  welfare  of  students? 

Current  legislative  policy  states 
that  students  working  for  a  student 
organization  must  be  registered  as 
lobbyists,  according  to  Lynn 
Robitaille.  student  coordinator  of 
SCERA. 

The  policy  restricts  the  power  of 
the  advocacy  agencies  on  campus  to 
work  for  the  student  body,  said 
Robitaille. 

"The  laws  against  lobbying  cause 
students  working  for  Registered 
Student  Organizations  (RSO)  to  reg- 
ister to  lobby,  which  costs  money," 
said  Robitaille.  "We  need  to  be  rec- 
ognized by  the  students  as  their  rep- 
resentatives." 

If  students  turn  out  and  vote  yes 
on  referendum  Question  1.  agencies 
on  campus  like  SCERA  will  be  able 
to  better  work  for  the  students,  said 


Police  provide  Scope  to  aid  campus 

Cavanaugh  heads  push  to  better  inform  students,  staff 


By  Heather  Redfem 

Collegion  Staff 


NAIHAN  MAHIIN  /  COIUGIAN 


Lynne  Robitaille,  of  the  Student  Center  for  Educational  Research  and 
Advocacy  (SCERA). 


Robitaille. 

The  referendum  would  allow  stu- 
dent working  for  the  advocacy  agen- 
cies to  be  hired  by  their  organization 
to  lobby  for  a  certain  issue,  according 
to  Robitaille. 

"It  would  give  any  UMass  student 
who  wants  to  work  for  advocacy 
agencies  more  power  to  lobby  the 
statehouse,"  said  Robitaille. 

The  referendum  will  help  lobby  for 
the  students  in  areas  such  as  tuition 
and  fees,  more  money  for  teachers 
and  classes,  renovations  for  the 
buildings  on  campus,  increases  and 
financial  aid.  and  off  campus  hous- 
ing, said  Robitaille. 


"We  vrill  be  able  to  influence  state 
legislation,  lobby  for  the  UMass  bud- 
get, and  financial  aid,"  said 
Robitaille.  "We  can  even  help  com- 
muters control  rent  by  a  stale  law  so 
landlords  cannot  raise  cost  outra- 
geously." 

According  to  Mirran  Raphaely. 
president  of  the  Student  Government 
Association,  the  SLSO  Advisory 
Committee  voted  to  endorse  the  ref- 
erendum. 

Robitaille  sees  no  problem  with 
passing  the  referendum  but  urges  stu- 
dents when  they  are  voting  for  the 
senators,  to  vote  yes  on  Question  1. 


UMass  police  and  the  Division  of 
Public  Safety  are  looking  for  new 
ways  to  improve  communications 
with  staff  members  of  the 
University's  Housing  Services. 

By  contributing  articles  to  the 
University  Health  Services 
Magazine.  Scope.  UMass  police  and 
members  of  the  Division  of  Public 
Safety  will  work  to  inform  housing 
staff  of  current  events  and  policies, 
said  UMass  Courts  and  Records 
Officer  Phil  Cavanaugh. 

'Scope  is  an  organ  internal  to 
housing  services,  it  is  by  staff,  for 
staff,"  said  Associate  Director  for 
Housing  Services  David  Cambel. 

Scope  produces  800  issues 
monthly  to  inform  resident  direc- 
tors, resident  assistants  and  hous- 
ing staff  of  recent  occurrences  in 
the  residence  halls  as  well  as  to 
describe  various  activities  of  staff 
members. 

Cambel  said  the  contribution  of 
articles  from  UMass  police  and  the 
Division  of  Public  Safety  will  pro 


vide  resident  directors  and  resident 
assistants  information  to  share  with 
students  living  in  the  residence 
halls. 

Having  only  contributed  one  arti- 
cle in  the  monthly  magazine. 
Cavanaugh  said  he  along  with  the 
Division  of  Public  Safety  and 
UMass  police  will  make  all  efforts 
to  increase  entries  this  year  eventu- 
ally becoming  regular  participants 
in  Scope. 

Last  year.  Cavanaugh  wrote  of 
the  consequences  of  being  a  minor 
in  possession  of  alcohol. 

Cavanaugh  informed  readers  of 
an  immediate  arrest  and  fines  if 
caught  as  a  minor  in  possession  of 
alcohol. 

An  individual  arrested  must  pay 
a  non-returnable  $25  bail  commis- 
sioner fee.  a  $50  fee  if  it  is  the  indi- 
vidual's first  offense,  and  a  stan- 
dard $30  victim  witness  fee. 

Money  from  the  victim  witness 
fee  goes  to  fund  the  victim  witness 
attorney  program. 

In  the  case  of  illegal  transporta- 
tion of  alcohol  as  a  minor,  there  is 
a  potential  loss  for  the  individual  to 


lose  his/her  drivers  license  for  <iO 
days. 

According  to  Cavanaugh.  future 
articles  will  discuss  the  activities 
and  programs  of  the  Division  of 
Public  Safety. 

'All  areas  ■)!  Ihe  Division  of 
Public  Safely  will  have  an  input." 
said  Cavanaugh. 

In  addition.  Cavanaugh  said 
future  articles  will  inform  staff 
members  of  the  results  of  those 
who  cause  damage  in  residence 
halls  and  throughout  campus. 

According  to  Cavanaugh,  Ihe 
housing  services  staff  will  be 
informed  of  restitution  received  by 
the  University  re.sidence  halls  after 
an  individual  has  been  found  guilty 
and  fined  for  damaging  University 
and  fellow  student  projx'rty. 

$15,000  of  restitution  fees  were 
distributed  to  different  areas  of  the 
University  last  year,  said 
Cavanaugh. 

Cavanaugh  plans  to  discuss  the 
provisions  of  the  drunk  driving  law 
as  well  as  the  lowering  of  the  legal 
blood  alcohol  content  in  Scope's 
November  issue. 


University  offers  HELP  to  theft  victims 


By  Jessica  Tovema 

Collegion  Staff 


Restaurant  owners    A  super  hero  for  the  90s 

sue  l^orthampton 


over  smoking  ban 

NORTHAMPTON.  Mass.  (AP)  — 
A  group  of  restaurateurs  in  this  gas- 
tronomic mecca  are  suing  the  city  over 
its  plan  to  ban  smoking  in  restaurants. 
One  restaurant  owner  said  Monday 
he  would  even  accept  a  regulation 
forcing  him  to  post  a  sign  warning 
patrons  that  his  restaurant  welcomes 
smokers  —  as  long  as  freedom  of 
choice  is  preserved. 

"This  is  a  free  country,  and  let  peo- 
ple be  accountable  for  themselves." 
said  the  restaurateur  Claudio  Guerra. 
who  owns  both  the  Spoleto  restau- 
rant and  Pizzeria  Paradiso.  He  said 
he  is  a  nonsmoker. 

In  the  lawsuit  filed  Friday  in 
Hampshire  Superior  Court,  nine 
restaurant  owners  ask  that  a  judge 
strike  down  the  no-smoking  regula- 
tion adopted  July  18  by  the  city's 
three-member  Board  of  Health.  It 
takes  effect  Nov.  1 . 

The  restaurant  owners  say  the  ban 
on  all  smoking  would  put  them  at  a 
disadvantage  with  nearby  communi- 
ties that  allow  smoking.  The  city, 
which  is  home  to  Smith  College  and 
a  busy  tourist  trade,  is  known  around 
the  region  for  the  number,  variety 
and  quality  of  its  restaurants. 

"In  other  communities  where 
smoking  prohibitions  have  gone  into 
effect,  the  restaurant  owners'  gross 
volume  has  declined  precipitously, 
some  people  say  up  to  50  percent." 
said  Philip  |.  Shine,  a  lawyer  for  the 


The  Division  of  Public  Safety  at  ihe  University  of 
Massachusetts  has  put  together  a  program  to  .safe-guard 
materials  and  reduce  theft  of  property.  The  program.  Help 
Eliminating  Losing  Possessions  (HELP),  works  through 
identification,  marking  and  listing  of  valuables. 

Operation  Identification  makes  electric  engravers  acces- 
sible at  the  Division  of  Public  Safety,  free  of  charge.  The 
service  is  available  to  everyone  on  campus.  Larry  Holmes, 
associate  director  of  public  safety,  said. 

The  electric  engraver  is  used  to  inscribe  a  social  security 
number  or  license  number  on  a  visible  and  irremovable 
part  of  Ihe  article,  preferably  the  bottom  or  underneath 
portion.  Once  the  article  is  engraved,  the  owner  is  urged 
to  put  a  card  on  ihe  door  to  forewarn  prospective  thieves 
of  the  engraved  materials. 

'The  key  is  to  prevent  the  crime  before  it  occurs,  and 
this  program  offers  a  strong  deterrent  in  preventing  theft," 
Holmes  said. 

Normally.  University  bar  codes  are  lagged  on  materials 
and  listed  with  Property  and  Inventory  Control.  Only 


recently  has  Public  Safety  become  involved  with  the 
process.  Holmes  said. 

With  enlistment  of  the  new  program,  owners  receive  a 
bar  code  and  get  their  property  engraved  at  the  same  lime 

"The  whole  purpose  is  to  work  in  tandem  with  the  dif 
ferent  departments  to  prevent  theft."  Holmes  said.  "It's  so 
simplistic  that  people  overlook  it." 

Some  of  the  most  commonly-stolen  items  on  campus 
are  televisions,  stereos,  cameras,  radios,  hub  caps,  bicy- 
cles, typewriters,  musical  instruments,  hand  tools,  calcula- 
tors and  sporting  goods.  Most  of  these  items  can  be 
engraved. 

A  large  proportion  of  thefts  on  campus  occur  during  the 
daytime  from  unlocked  offices.  It  only  takes  a  thief  any- 
where from  18  to  60  seconds  to  remove  some  items, 
according  to  the  Division  of  Public  Safety. 

This  program  is  meant  to  protect  people's  belongings 
while  they  are  on  campus  and  after  they  leave  as  well. 
Holmes  said.  If  the  equipment  is  stolen  off-campus,  the 
Division  of  Public  Safety  will  still  be  able  to  track  it. 

"This  program  helps  us  to  support  the  University  in 
providing  a  quality  education  by  insuring  its  resources." 
hlolmes  said. 


Health  care  plan  stalled  by  legislature 

November  elections  will  finally  decide  issue  for  Americans 


By  Christopher  Connell 

Associated  Press 


Craig  Stevens  (Captain  Condom),  a  public  health  graduate  student, 
comes  to  the  rescue  and  hands  out  condoms  to  Aaron  |.,  a  first  year  jour- 
nalism and  communication  student. 


WASHINGTON  —  Health  care 
reform,  moribund  for  weeks,  was 
pronounced  dead  Monday  for  this 
^ession  of  Congress  by  Senate 
Majority  Leader  George  |.  MitchoJI. 

The  Maine  Democrat  blamed 
Republicans,  saying  he  had  been 
unable  to  find  the  bO  votes  needed  to 
end  an  inevitable  GOP  filibuster. 

"It  is  clear  that  health  insurance 
a'form  cannot  be  enacted  this  year." 
Mitchell  said  at  a  news  conference. 

Senate  Minority  Leader  Bob  Dole 
denied  the  Republicans  were  to 
blame  and  said  it  was  overwhelming 
public  opposition,  not  parliamentary 
roadblocks.  that  undid  the 
Democrats'  health  plans.  'They  never 
had  50  votes  for  any  of  their  plans." 
the  Kansas  Republican  said. 

In  New  York,  where  he  was 
attending  a  United  Nations  session. 
President  Clinton  said  of  the  defeat  of 


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You  know  Bobby,  copying  fhese  answers 
from  our  fannily  enclyo|)edia  for  your 
science  project  reminds  me  of  my  college 
days.  Ahh~.  those  were  the  good  ole' 
days,  cheat  sheets  on  the  inside  of  my 
Ivy  league  muffler,  paying  off  the 
students  at  the  state  school  to  take  my 
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his  major  domestic  initiative:  "I  am 
very  sorry  that  this  means  Congress 
isn't  going  to  reform  health  care  this 
ye^r.  But  we  are  not  giving  up  on  our 
mission  to  cover  every  American  and 
to  control  health  care  costs.  Although 
we  have  not  achieved  our  goal  this 
year.  Hillary  and  I  are  proud  -  and 
our  allies  should  be  proud  as  well  - 
that  we  were  able  to  bring  this  debate 
further  than  it  has  ever  progressed." 
the  president  said. 

"There  is  just  too  much  at  stake 
for  all  the  American  people  and  we 
have  come  too  far  to  just  walk  away 
m)w."  he  added  in  a  statement. 

The  battle  over  health  reform  now 
will  be  played  out  in  the  November 
elections. 

Sen.  Phil  Gramm.  RTcxas.  who 
led  the  conservative  opposition  to  the 
Clinton  plan  and  its  descendants,  said 
he  was  "grateful  that  the  president 
and  the  Democrats  have  now  aban- 
doned their  crusade  lor  govcmment- 
riin  health  care,  at  least  for  this  year." 

He  said  voters  should  "express 
their  opinion  on  health  care  in  the 
November  election  by  electing  or 
rejecting  Clinton  allies  at  the  polls." 

Other  Democrats  echoed 
Mitchell's  charges  of  Republican 
obstructionism.  They  said  the  prob- 
lems of  the  ^'i  million  Americans 
without  health  insurance  won't  disap- 
pear and  they  wi>uld  fight  for  changes 
nextyear. 

"The  health  care  crisis  has  not  dis 
appeared.  The  situation  is  worse  than 
it  was  a  year  ago."  Sen.  Edward  M. 
Kennedy.  D  Mass.,  said  in  an  emo- 
tional specx-h  on  the  Senate  floor.  He 
vowed.  "I  will  never  give  up  the 
fight.' 

House  Majority  Leader  Richard 
Gephardt.  D  Mo.,  said.  "Reforming 
our  health  care  system  is  unc  istue 


that  will  not  go  away." 

He  vowed  to  "press  the  fight  for 
guaranteed,  affordable  health  care  in 
the  coming  Congress." 

"Congress  has  done  the  right  thing 
by  not  rushing  health  care  reform." 
said  Richard  L.  l.esher.  president  of 
the  US  Chamber  of  Commerce 

In  pulling  the  plug,  Mitchell 
ignored  advice  from  liberals  who 
wanted  to  push  forward  a  stripped- 
down  bill  covering  children,  if  only  to 
force  Republicans  to  vote  against  it. 

The  action  came  one  year  and  four 
days  after  Clinton  went  before 
Congress  to  unveil  his  vision  of 
"health  care  that's  always  there'  — 
guaranteed  insurance  for  all 
Americans  regardless  of  their  health 
or  wealth  Hillary  Rodham  Clinton 
helped  dralt  the  plan  and  was  its 
foremost  saleswoman. 

Clinton  ran  into  a  wall  of  opposi- 
tion from  small  businesses,  the  insur 
ance  industry  and  others  alarmed  by 
his  1.542  page  proposal 

It  featured  mandatory  employer 
contributions,  compulsory  health 
insurance  purchasing  alliances  for 
most  Americans  and  standby  price 
controls  on  insurance  premiums. 

Last  January,  during  his  Slate  of 
the  Union  address  to  Congress,  the 
president  waved  his  pen  and  threat 
cned  to  veto  any  hill  that  failed  to 
guarantee  private  insurance  for  all 
Americans. 

Clinton  later  sollcnc-d  the  rhetoric 
By  luly,  he  was  telling  the  nation's 
governors  that  »»5  percent  coverage 
might  be  good  enough    He  made 
clear  his  willingness  to  compromise 

Democrats  pushed  four  separate 
bills  through  committees  in  the, 
House  and  Senate  but  they  were 
unable  to  muster  a  clear  majority  for 
any  of  them. 


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Free  speech  is  disappearing 


Peter 
Orvetti 


like  lu  call 


The  pn.'M.'rvjiii.in  of  Ircc  cxprcs 
Miin  hjs  nL'\ci  been  easy. 
.■VneiDpis  Ki  curiiii!  ii  go  as  lar 
'■  ■  !■.  a^  the  ,\lieii  aiui  Se^liliun  Aets 
l.'hn  -Xtlaiiis  s  pre-iJeiu\.  on 
uuuu^h  ihe  unn.in  sjiiashmg  ol  ihc 
1870s.  ihe  Red  Seaie.  the  iniprison- 
nicni  of  opponents  of  Uorkl  War  \, 
and  .McCarthyism,  to  name  jusi  a 
few.  Hut  today,  we 
ate  w  i  I  nc  s  '•  I II  ^ 
s o nie I  h  i n  j!  new; 
reprc-^ion  iif  Iree 
speech  from  the 
leli,  as  well  as  (he 
right.  We  college  student- 
it  being  Politically  Correct 

Nowhere  is  it  stronger  than  in  the 
Pioneer  Valley.  This  is  no  surprise;  it 
is  targeted  at  fairly  liberal  colleges. 
Al  ihc  University  of  Massachusetts 
last  year  alone,  wc  witnessed  abor- 
tion-rights supporters,  pro-choice  in 
abortion  but  not  opinion,  oppose  the 
Collegian's  right  to  sell  advertising  to 
an  anti-choice  group.  In  contrast, 
opponents  of  hale  speaker  Louis 
Farrakhan  did  not  question  the  min- 
ister's right  to  his  disturbing  views, 
ihcy  just  peacefully  asked  others  not 
to  adopt  them. 

Political  Correctness,  though,  is 
something  else  altogether.  It  is  not  an 
effort  to  create  equality  in  language. 
It  is  not  a  silly  attempt  by  flaky  pseu- 
do-lefties. Rather,  it  is  a  right-  wing 
plot. 

It  sounds  crazy.  P.C.  is  loo  stigma- 
tized, too  unrealistic,  too...  well,  too 
trivial  to  be  a  plot!  That  is  precisely 
the  point. 


Over  the  past  few  decades,  speech 
has  rightly  evolved  in  a  non-racist, 
noil  sexist  direction.  Folks  who  were 
called  Negroes  thirty  years  ago  are 
now  Hlacks.  or  African-  Americans. 
Hispanic^  (a  term  which,  literally, 
applies  onlv  to  people  from  Haiti  or 
the  Dominican  Republic,  not 
Mexicans,  Puerto  Ricans  and  so  on) 
are  Latinos  and  Latinas. 
Women  are  no  longer 
girls,  chicks  or  babes. 
Conservative  elements 
noticed  this  trend,  and 
created  P.C. 
It  was  a  brilliant  scheme.  This 
trend  would  be  fostered  to  extreme 
proportions,  and  while  the  liberals 
were  busy  coming  up  with  new 
words  —  and  condemning  anyone 
who  did  not  use  them,  thereby  frac- 
turing their  own  political  alliances  — 
the  right  wing  could  attend  to  other 
business.  Meanwhile,  the  right  could 
also  use  P  C  against  the  liberals, 
attacking  it  as  a  sign  of  their  excess- 
es. 

It  worked.  Liberals  —  well-mean- 
ing ones  —  ought  to  glance  up  from 
their  newly-edited  dictionaries  and 
see  what  is  going  on.  The  Christian 
Right  now  con'trols  the  Republican 
Party  in  more  than  a  dozen  stales. 
Anti-gay  measures  are  on  the  ballot 
throughout  the  country.  Health  care 
is  a  losl  dream.  A  Democratic  presi- 
dent just  signed  a  bill  into  law  thai 
allows  execution  for  60  new  offenses. 
Pathological  criminal  OIlie  North  is 
Ihc  front-runner  for  a  U.S.  Senate 
scat  in  Virginia.  Among  the  frontrun- 


ners  lor  the  19%  GOP  presidential 
nomination  are  Pat  Robertson,  Pat 
Buchanan  and  Dan  Ouayle.  And  the 
liberals  are  lighting  over  whether  the 
word  should  be  spelled  "womyn"  or 
"wimmin." 

P.C.  went  even  further  than  the 
right  had  hoped.  Now.  liberals  too 
are  calling  for  censorship.  While 
some  colleges  may  now  expel  stu- 
dents for  uttering  certain  words,  left 
legal  scholars  Catherine  MacKinnon 
and  .Andrea  Dworkin  have  crafted  a 
measure  which  would  outlaw 
pornography  as  sexist  and  discrimi- 
natory. Their  plan,  which  has  been 
criticized  by  no  less  an  authority 
than  First  Amendment  attorney 
Floyd  Abrams,  has  been  enacted  in 
Canada.  There,  shipments  of  books 
have  been  slopped  at  the  border,  and 
offending  materials  not  allowed  into 
the  country.  Banned  materials 
include  novels,  magazines  and  even  a 
cookbook. 

The  word  is  less  important  than 
the  intention.  That  is  what  we  have 
all  forgotten,  in  our  pursuit  of  lan- 
guage that  will  offend  no  one.  When 
Ihe  right  wing  wins  the  White  House, 
will  it  matter  if  ii  is  "Blacks"  or  "peo- 
ple of  color"  who  make  up  a  dispro- 
portionate amount  of  those  sentenced 
to  death?  Will  it  matter  if  "women" 
or  "wimmin"  lose  their  reproductive 
rights?  Will  it  matter  thai  we  once 
had  freedoms,  including  Ihe  freedom 
to  say  whatever  we  like,  when  those 
freedoms  are  gone? 

Peler  Unvtli  is  a  Collegian  colum- 
nist. 


Simpson  case  is  more  than  hype 


Orenihal  lames  Simpson  —  guilty  or  not  guilty? 
That  is  Ihe  question  many  of  us  with  delusions  of 
grandeur  would  like  to  be  answered. 
Vet.   unlike  on  many  of  the  soap  operas 
pre-empted  throughout  this  whole  trial,  the  ending  of  the 
Simpson  case  will  not  be  as  clear-cut  —  at  least  in  the 
courtroom. 

This  soap  opera  mentality  pervades  our 
society:  when  the  audience  tunes  in  for  the 
season  premiere  of  Melrose  Place,  there  is  a 
reason:  something  is  always  going  on.  keep- 
ing us  from  changing  the  channel.  We  fol- 
low the  lives  of  Amanda,  lake.  Michael  and  Sydney,  their 
torment  and  absolutely  ridiculous  problems. 

All  summer  long,  with  the  O.I.  irial.  we  wanted  to  see 
some  action,  just  like  on  Melrose. 

Society  expected  to  see  Simpson  vindicated  or  convict- 
ed when  the  pre-trial  hearings  were  aired  on  every  chan- 
nel. Anywhere  we  look  this  week,  we'll  see  0.|..  Robert 
Shapiro.  Marcia  Clark  and  judge  Lance  Ilo. 

Where  else  but  in  America  would  throngs  of  people 
hold  their  breath  lo  find  out  what  Kato  Kaelin  has  to  say? 

Was  the  bloody  glove  planted  on  the  Simpson  estate''  If 
0.|.  didn't  do  it,  who  did?  If  Simpson  was  the  murderer, 
how  did  he  do  it? 

People  created  0.|.  jokes,  O  |.  t-shirts.  0.|.  comic 
books.  Ol.  bumper  slickers,  O.I.  lighters.  Kaio  on 
lalk-shows,  an  O  |.  made-for-T.V.  movie  ...  however, 
there  was  one  major  problem:  these  people  were  not  on  a 
cast  of  a  mini-series.  The  case  will  not  lake  place  on  the 
season  finale  and  resolve  itself  on  the  premiere  in  four 
months. 

We  didn't  gel  an  0,|.  verdict,  so,  in  our  minds,  wc  cre- 
ated one.  It's  not  totally  ihe  fault  of  the  media;  it  is  the 
fault  of  the  audience  which  demands  the  coverage.  The 


Arthur 

Stapleton  Jr. 


broadcasting  system  deals  with  television,  sponsors  and 
the  audience. 

If  there  isn't  going  lo  be  an  audience,  there  is  not  going 
lo  be  a  show  —  if  a  tree  falls  and  no  one's  around  to  hear 
it,  it  didn't  happen. 

All  of  this  hoopla  about  the  Simpson  irial  is  irrelevant. 
Make  no  mistake  about  it  —  this  case  is 
a  front-page  story.  0.|.  Simpson  will  be 
the  lead  story  on  the  nightly  news,  not 
because  people  will  watch  but  because  it  is 
news.  Don't  let  anyone  tell  you  that  this 
case  is  all  hype. 

The  courtroom  drama  which  began  yesterday  and  is 
unfolding  right  before  our  very  eyes  is  anything  bul  a 
drama. 

ludge  Lance  Ilo's  verdict  will  have  legal  ramifications, 
some  of  which  will  impacl  our  judicial  system  in  the  long 
run.  To  blow  this  case  off  as  just  another  tabloid  coup  lo 
sell  newspapers  is  a  joke. 

The  media  is  society's  scapegoat.  In  this  case,  though, 
the  trial  and  its  ramifications  will  transcend  newspapers, 
radio  and  television. 

Society  will  be  watching,  from  the  jui>  selection  right 
on  down  to  the  verdict,  not  because  of  the  media,  bul  due 
lo  the  celebrity  of  the  defendant. 

The  people  are  used  to  seeing  Simpson  on  the  field 
reporting  from  football  games;  now  ihcy  are  going  to  see 
him  on  trial.  Ilo  will  continue  to  try  to  keep  the  media 
out,  yet  it  wasn't  the  newspapers  which  made  this  such  a 
big  story. 

Members  of  the  media  didn't  build  the  case  against  O.j. 
Simpson:  the  state  of  California  did.  It's  similar  to  leading 
a  horse  lo  water  —  it  may  not  drink  bul  is  more  likely  to 
lake  a  sip  if  you  submerse  its  head  in  il. 

.Arthur  Stapleton  /r  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


Heisfnafi  choice 
questioned 


To  the  editor: 

If  lasi  Friday's  column  (Scplcmbcr 
251  is  any  indication  of  Anthony 
Guido's  knowledge  of  football,  one 
could  easily  question  his  expertise. 
However,  the  tenor  of  his  piece 
shows  that  he  has  rather  strongly 
defined  notions  of  race. 

In  disparaging  the  likelihood  of 
Black  quarterback  Steve  McNair  (of 
Division  l-AA  Alcorn  Slate)  winning 
the  Heisman  in  order  lo  cast  his  own 
vole  for  F.ric  Zeicr  (of  Division  l-A 
Georgia),  he  makes  analogies  thai 
don'l  rely  on  similarities  in  style  of 


play  nor  on  level  of  competition,  bul 
that  are  based  solely  on  the  skin  color 
ol  the  OB  in  question. 

Guido  claims  that  McNair  has  no 
rightful  claim  to  the  Heisman 
bi-cause  of  the  inferior  level  of  com- 
petition and  that  McNair  will  likely 
be  a  bust  in  the  NFL.  'a  la  Andre 
Ware."  Interestingly,  McNair  has 
nothing  in  common  with  Ware. 
McNair  is  a  multi-ability  OB  who 
runs  well  and  can  throw  deep.  Ware 
was  known  (much  like  Zcier  is 
known  today)  for  his  precise  passing 
and  execution,  not  for  his  strong 
arm.  nor  for  his  running  ability. 
While  McNair  amasses  his  stats 
against  lowly 

Tennessee-Chattanooga  and 

Alabama  Slate.  Ware  broke  NCAA 


records  playing  against  Texas  A&M 
and  Arkansas,  the  same  caliber  of 
competition  against  which  Zeier 
excels.  In  fact,  overall  the  style  of 
play  and  the  collegiate  accomplish- 
ments of  Zeicr  much  more  resemble 
those  of  Andre  Ware  than  of 
McNair.  The  quarterbacks  McNair 
and  Ware  resemble  one  another  in 
only  one  respect,  in  much  the  same 
way  that  Zeicr  resembles  Dan 
Marino  do  whom  Guido  likens  him) 
in  one  respect.  (Unlike  Zeier  and 
Ware.  Marino  is  overweight  and 
•bsolulely  immobile,  and  ihe  primary 
.strength  of  his  game  lies  in  his  quick 
release.) 

If  anything.  McNair  probably  most 
resembles  Heath  Shuler.  the 
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Anti-Semitism  cuts  a  deep  wound 


Geri 
Sahn 


Throughout  my  entire  life,  people  have  always  asked 
me  what  my  nationality  is.  I  have  black  hair  with  a 
light  olive  complexion,  so  fjcople  want  to  know  if  I 
am  Greek  or  Italian.  I'm  not  either. 

Then  there  is  the  "what  is  Sahn?"  question.  Well,  it's  a 
last  name  with  an  origin  that  I'm  not  too 
sure  oL 

And  then  there  is  the  question.  "Isn't 
Jewish  your  nationality?"  ludaism  is  a  reli- 
gion, not  a  nationality.  But  this  is  the  ques- 
tion, that  for  a  long  time,  I  dreaded  to  get 
asked. 

Up  until  college,  I  feared  that  if  someone  knew  I  was 
lewish  they  would  treat  me  differently.  When  you  are 
young,  fitting  in  is  very  important.  I  didn't  want  to  be  con- 
sidered different. 

lewish  people  are  minorities,  yet  you  can't  tell  is  some- 
one is  lewish  externally;  unless  of  course  they  wear  a 
yarmuike  or  are  a  Hasidic  lew.  So  whenever  people  talked 
about  religion,  I  was  very  hush-hush  about  mine. 

My  family  always  used  lo  ask  me  why  I  wasn't  proud  of 
my  religion.  Pride  had  nothing  to  do  with  how  I  was  feel- 
ing. I  was  just  confused. 

For  many  years  in  Hebrew  school  we  studied  the 
Holocaust.  I  could  never  comprehend  why  "my  people" 
were  being  killed.  I  wondered  if  the  same  thing  repeated, 
would  I  be  killed? 

Growing  up  I  never  wanted  lo  be  discriminated  again. 
Which  is  why  when  people  asked  me  when  my  birthday 
was.  and  I  said  December  22,  I  agreed  how  I  would  be 
gypped  on  presents  since  my  birthday  was  so  close  to 
Christmas.  I  never  bothered  to  slop  and  say  I  celebrated 
Hannukah. 

In  many  cases.  I  gave  up  on  trying  to  explain  my  reli- 
gion to  people.  It  was  very  difficult  to  talk  about  the 
lewish  holidays  when  they  would  ask.  "what  is  that  cha  ha 
ha  ha  nuu  ca  holiday  anyway?"  I  was  never  angry,  I  just 
accepted  it  with  the  attitude  of  "why  bother." 


So  I  came  to  college  and  I  grew  up  in  many  ways.  I 
began  to  appreciate  my  religion,  my  heritage,  my  family 
and  learning  more  about  who  I  was. 

I  started  to  become  proud  of  being  Jewish  and  learning 
about  its  special  meaning.  I  also  began  talking  about  the 
lewish  religion  with  my  close  friends;  who 
for  the  most  part  were  not  Jewish. 

And  in  the  height  of  not  being  scared  of 
saying.  "I  don't  celebrate  Christmas.  I  cele- 
brale  Hannukah."  I  had  an  ami-  Semitic 
experience. 
This  summer  I  worked  at  a  bank  in  a  small  town.  It 
was  Ihe  type  of  workplace  where  everyone  knew  every- 
thing and  the  same  people  would  come  in  every  day.  But 
one  day.  which  I  will  always  remember,  a  1 7-year-  old 
boy  came  in  to  cash  his  paycheck. 

The  check  was  for  $  1 1 5.24  and  I  was  about  to  give  him 
the  change  when  he  told  me  to  keep  it.  I  said  to  him  that  I 
had  to  give  him  the  24  cents  because  my  drawer  had  to 
come  out  even  at  the  end  of  the  day. 

"Well  you  keep  it.  or  I'll  throw  it  on  the  ground  for  the 
rest  of  the  lews  to  get."  he  said. 

Before  I  knew  it  he  left  the  bank  with  his  attitude,  and  I 
was  lefi  with  tears  coming  out  of  my  eyes.  I  know  that 
these  remarks  are  constantly  said  by  people,  bul  to  have 
them  said  to  your  face  is  a  completely  different  experi- 
ence. 

It's  sad  that  after  finally  overcoming  my  fear  of  being 
lewish,  something  like  this  had  lo  happen  lo  me.  But  I 
have  realized  that  things  like  this  always  have  happened, 
and  probably  will  happen  again. 

I'm  happy  to  say  that  I  didn't  return  back  to  my  old 
fears.  So  I  didn't  change.  But  what  really  bothers  me  is 
that  he  didn't  either. 

He  had  no  clue  that  what  he  was  saying  was  wrong.  The 
whole  incident  happened  loo  quickly  for  me  lo  actually 
say  anything  to  Ihe  kid.  But  what  would  I  say  anyway. 
Geri  Sahn  is  a  Collegian  staff  member. 


Bikers  and  pedestrians  both  beware 


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stated  Newsweek  maga- 
zine dune  20.  1994).  as  it 
then  proceeded  to  ilenii^e  those 
activities  which  necessitateu  medical 
care.  I  found  the  liming  and  content 
of  this  article  ironic.  The  United 
States  Consumer  Product  Safety 
Commission  had  tallied  the  specific 
recreational  events  which  had 
required  emergency  room  visits, 
based  on  1 992  data. 

In  ascending  statistical  order,  the 
top  three  listed  were  football  with 
almost  230.000.  baseball  with  nearly 
286.000.  and  bicycling  resulted  in 
more  than  twice  as  many  injuries  as 


draft  choice  this  year.  Both  are  big 
men.  fast,  with  cannons  for  arms. 
Shuler  did  not  win  the  Heisman.  If 
Guido's  (..rediction  comes  true. 
Shuler  anc.  McNair  will  have  that  in 
common,  Kk).  Whether  Shuler  turns 
out  to  be  a  bust  in  the  NFL  or  not, 
only  lime  will  tell.  Most  experts  think 
not;  he  was  considered  the  best  quar- 
terback in  last  year's  draft  and  one  of 
the  premier  pro  prospects  to  come 
out  of  the  college  ranks  in  years. 
Should  Shulei  fall  flat  in  the  NFL, 
will  Guido  compare  his  disappointing 
career  to  Ware's?  Probably  not. 
Guido  seems  to  categorize  quarter- 
backs based  on  other  criteria. 

David  Wright 

Graduate  student 

Departmcnl  of  English 


Although  lessons  are 
most  profound  when  they 
are  primary  experiences, 
please  heed  my  words:  bik 
ers  beware  and  beware  of 
bikers. 


Henry  Brier 


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its  predecessor,  just  about  650,000 
bike  riders  had  mishaps. 

Unfortunately,  the  accidents  and 
their  related  injuries  were  not 
noted.  It  would  have  been  interest- 
ing to  read  about  how  they  had  hap- 
pened, so  that  individuals  who  par- 
take in  each  respective  sport  could 
gain  knowledge  which  would  be 
useful  in  attempting  to  avoid  poten- 
tial agony. 

Football  is  a 
game  by 

which  strategy 
compels  play- 
ers to  forcibly 
manhandle 
the  opposi- 
tion, thus, 
injuries  such 
as  a  dislocated 
shoulder 
occur. 

Baseball 
players  are  not  imposed  to  collide 
with  the  opposition,  although  injuries 
result,  one  of  which  may  be  torn  liga- 
ments. Bicyclists,  according  to  the 
USCPSC.  accounted  for  more  than 
the  combined  number  of  football  and 
baseball-related  injuries. 

At  9:55  a.m.  on  Monday.  May  9  of 
1994.  my  bike  ride  proved  lo  be 
fateful.  Il  was  less  than  a  week 
before  last  semester's  final  examina- 
tions, and  I  was  coasting  down 
Worcester  path  from  Orchard  Hill 
towards  Worcester  Dining 
Commons. 

While  walking  this  route  takes  at 
least  5  minutes,  bicycling  is  far  more 
efficient.  Without  exaggeration,  gel- 
ling from  Dickinson  to  the  D.C. 
takes  no  more  than  25  seconds. 
Additionally,  an  adrenaline  rush  is  a 
direct  result  of  the  expedient  and 
successful  venture. 

What  occurred  was  that  a  woman, 
who  had  been  walking  straight  down 
the  path,  suddenly  cut  sideways  at 
the  wrong  time,  and  slammed  into 
me.  The  left  side  of  my  jaw  absorbed 
the  initial  impact  of  her  right  shoul- 
der, and  I  went  flying  off  my  bike. 
This  accident  was  paradoxical 
because  the  pedestrian  struck  the 
biker. 

Deep  lacerations  on  my  chin,  left 
forearm  and  right  shin  were  compar- 
atively nothing.  She.  whom  had  been 
standing  upright  all  along,  began  lo 
whimper,  and  I  am  not  sure  why.  As 
she  walked  away  and  abandoned  any 


responsibility  and  all  respectability.  I 
felt  a  dull  throb  in  my  right  wrist, 
and  then  observed  the  formation  of  a 
largely-swollen  sphere.  University 
Health  Services  x-rays  later  indicated 
four  fractures  in  the  dominant  hand  I 
needed  to  take  finals. 

The  day  afier  my  last  of  four  oral 
finals,  some  of  which  were  more 
pointed  than  others.  I  found  myself  in 
an  operating  room 
at  Brigham  & 
Women's  Hospital 
in  Boston.  My  first 
day  of  summer 
break  entailed 
hours  of  heavy 
sedation  and  the 
impaction  of  three 
L-shaped  metal 
pins  in  my  wrist, 
all  of  which  pro- 
truded through  my 
flesh. 

My  four  months  of  summer 
revolved  around  close  contact  with 
an  orthopedic  surgeon  and  an  occu- 
pational therapist.  This  trial's  peak 
of  intensity  was  five  weeks  after  the 
procedure,  as  I  sat  in  the  surgeon's 
office  with  my  bare  wrist  exposed. 
Evidently,  my  distal  radius  had 
fused,  so.  in  separate  steps  he 
clenched  the  shorter  tip  of  each 
metal  pin  with  a  pliers,  and  proceed- 
ed to  extract  each  2-inch  implement 
from  my  bone  as  I  watched. 
Although  the  office  was  dead-silent, 
the  experience  was  shrill. 

My  intention  in  publicly  divulging 
the  finer  and  more  intricate  details  is 
lo  spare  anyone  similar  anguish. 

Although  lessons  are  most  pro- 
found when  they  arc  primary  experi- 
ences, please  heed  my  words:  bikers 
beware  and  beware  of  bikers. 

Luckily,  the  fact  that  my  head  was 
unprotected  was  insignificant.  I  had 
always  been  told  to  wear  a  helmet 
when  I  ride,  yet  I  consistently  disre- 
garded these  suggestions.  These  days, 
each  lime  I  see  an  uncovered  head 
upon  a  biker.  I  cringe,  but  I  am  grate- 
ful when  considering  my  wrist's 
resiliency. 

As  of  now.  my  mountain  bike  is 
indefinitely  at  my  parents'  house. 
Many  people  have  told  me  that  if  I  do 
not  hop  back  on  now.  I  never  will.  If 
this  is  what  it  takes  to  avoid  another 
ordeal,  so  be  it. 

Henry  Brier  is  a  Collegian  staff 
member. 


Lame  plot  leaves 
Terminal  Velocity 
Dead  on  Arrival 


By  Dani«l  Pellegrini 

Collegian  Staff 


HRMINAL  VELOCITY 

Directed  bv  Deron  Sorafian 
wirfi  Charlie  Sheen.  Nastosio  Kinski 

Terminal  atrocity.  Starting  a  few  years  ago  with 
I99I's  Point  Break,  a  gust  of  adrenaline-empha- 
sized action  movies  (Cliffhanger,  Speed)  have  swept 
across  Hollywood  with  the  intention  to  please  those 
who  seek  the  "ultimate  rush"  in  a  dark  theater  for  a 
couple  of  hours.  Some,  like  this  summer's  Speed. 
have  enough  juice  to  break  through  a  flat  storyline 
and  an  equally  flat  leading  character  to  appeal  lo 
the  average  filmgoer.  Others,  i.e.  Terminal 
Velocity,  will  bum  out  fast  and  will  quickly  find  a 
home  on  our  own  HSCN  network. 

The  bland  storyline  of  Terminal  Velocity  revolves 
around  international  espionage.  Kris  (Nastasia 
Kinski)  is  a  beautiful  young  ex-KGB  agent  on  a 
mission  to  save  Russia  from  another  cold  war.  She 
visits  a  sky-diving  ranch  in  Arizona  where  she 
poses  as  a  first-time  diver  seeking  a  lesson  from  an 
on-the-edge  maverick  named  "Ditch"  Brody 
(ChaHie  Sheen). 

Inevitably  hotshot  Sheen  has  other  things  in  mind 
for  Ihe  illustrious  spy  besides  sky-diving,  but  his 
plan  goes  somewhat  sour  when  she  unhooks  her 
harness  from  the  line  attached  to  Sheen's  and 
free-falls  4,000  feet  —  without  pulling  the  chute. 

At  this  point  the  film  had  potential.  We  know 
Kinski's  not  dead,  and  Sheen,  who  is  charged  with 
manslaughter  for  "reckless"  instruction  compound- 
ed with  a  history  of  flight  violations  and  suspen- 
sions, must  find  the  giri  or  go  to  jail. 

But  Terminal  Velocity  withers  once  the  first  mys- 
tery is  solved  and  Sheen  and  Kinski  hook  up  again 
in  an  old  broken-down  shack  in  the  middle  of  the 
Arizona  desert.  She  confesses  she's  a  spy,  he  buys  it 
no  questions  asked,  and  Ihe  two  go  on  to  become  a 
pair  of  uninteresting  ego-maniacs  who  run  around 
blindly  through  a  confused  movie. 

The  reason  Terminal  Velocity  is  muddled  is 
because  it  has  the  premise  to  be  a  respectable,  intel- 
ligent action-thriller  but  instead  backs  down  to  bad, 
fast-paced  one-liners,  and  action  that's  either 
tedious  or  outlandish.  If  the  film  concentrated  on  a 
more  elaborate  story  and  more  convincing  charac- 
ters rather  than  effortlessly  falling  into  pretentious 
cliches  (Sheen  as  the  rough-edge  loner  with  a  "need 
for  speed"  and  Kinski  as  the  beautiful,  deft  spy),  it 
perhaps  could  have  muscled  out  something  of  the 
caliber  of  Lethal  Weapon  2. 

The  rest  of  Terminal  Velocity  is  literally  just  a 
mess  to  watch.  While  Sheen  and  Kinski  scramble 
around  through  the  night  running  from  spies  and 
trying  to  meet  their  objective,  the  movie  never  really 
explains  to  us  where  they  are  or  in  fact  what  they're 
doing.  Characters  appear  and  disappear,  and  the 
script  is  merely  lost  dialogue,  never  pertaining  to 
the  point  of  the  movie. 

So  if  it's  a  spy-thriller  you  want  to  see,  rent  the 
1981  classic  Eye  of  the  Needle  starring  Donald 
Sutherland  and  Kate  Nelligan.  If  it's  the  adrena- 
line-high you're  looking  for,  you're  probably  better 
off  watching  one  of  those  Planet  Reebok  commer- 
cials, D 


Do  you  like  movies,  tele- 
vision, music,  concerts, 
artworig  pliotograptis, 
magazines,  books  and 
just  about  anyttiing  in 
ttie  world? 


VWl,  rs  a«  parted  Arts  4  Uvina  somahirig  that  vou 

ootid  be  port  of  toa  Ihe  ArtsI  Uvins  desk  is  dMys 

kxking  for  ir(Bestecjpeople(andiniBestins  people 

for  th*  matter)  so  come  on  (±>Mi  and  vvrte.  Oont  be 

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Arts  &  Living 


Tuesday,  September  27.  1994  /  Page  5 


Gallery  hosts  new  'Literature  &  the  Land'  exhibit 

JJMassdum  and  artist  Phil  Schirmer  displays  varied  egg  tempera  paintings 


Phil  Schirmer's  egg  tempera  paintings  of  rocks  are  featured  at  the  "Literature  £t  the  Land"  exhibit  at  R.  Michelson's  Galleries, 


liSStCA  TAVl»M  I CCHUCMN 


By  Ashley  E.Vondrasek 

Collagion  Staff 


R.  Michelson  Galleries,  located  in  Amherst,  is  presently 
taking  part  in  celebrating  literature  and  the  land  in  their 
latest  exhibit,  appropriately  entitled  "Literature  and  the 
Land."  The  exhibit  was  coordinated  in  conjunction  with 
the  Amherst  Book  and  Plow  Festival. 

The  event  highlights  works  of  local  landmarks  and  liter- 
ary figures  by  one  dozen  artists  including  featured  artist 
Phil  Schirmer. 

Schirmer,  a  UMass  graduate  of  the  class  of  1 974.  has  a 
new  series  of  egg  tempera  paintings  displayed  in  the  show. 
Egg  tempera  is  a  mixture  of  dry  pigment  and  egg  yolk  that 
is  applied  in  layers  with  a  sponge  on  Masonite.  The  result 
is  a  painting  with  dimension  and  textures  giving  it  life-like 


qualities. 

Works  from  his  new  senes  include  paintings  of  libraries 
such  as  the  Jones  Library  of  Amherst.  Forbes  Library  of 
Oakham.  Lily  Library  of  Florence.  Tilton  Library  of  South 
Deerfield.  and  Emily  Willston  Memorial  Library  of 
Easihampton. 

Rather  than  painting  the  traditional  front  exterior  of  the 
libraries,  Schirmer  instead  focused  on  such  things  as  win- 
dows, a  side  view  of  a  library  with  two  chimneys,  and 
entrances. 

The  reason  Schirmer  decided  to  paint  libraries  is  that 
he  found  them  to  be  some  of  the  most  beautiful  build- 
ings in  the  area.  Schirmer  was  attracted  to  the  buildings' 
stone  work  and  architectural  detail,  as  well  as  their 
beauty. 

"I  try  to  notice  things  other  people  do  not  notice."  In 


addition,  painting  libraries  was  a  "testament  to  how  much 
we  value  knowledge."  Schinner  said 

Also  included  in  the  new  series  are  Schirmer's  paintings 
of  rocks  from  the  Ouabbin  Reservoir,  his  preferred  sub- 
ject whether  lht7  arc  on  the  ground  or  the  exterior  of  a 
building. 

"You  do  not  become  an  artist  until  you  can  communi- 
cate a  feeling  towards  a  subject."  Schirmer  said. 

After  viewing  his  art  work,  one  will  understand  just 
what  he  means. 

'Literature  and  the  Land.  '  featuring  egg  tempera  paint 
ings  by  Phil  Schirmer  as  well  as  works  of  total  landmarks 
and  literary  figures  by  other  regional  artists,  will  be  fea- 
tured at  the  R  Michelson  Galleries  at  25  S.  Pleasant  St.. 
Amherst  through  Oct.  21.  Call  25Z-2500  for  more  infor- 
mation 


Margaret  Cho  is  ready  to  be  an  ' All- American'  television  star 


By  Dara  Akiko  Tom 

Associated  Press 


SAN  FRANCISCO  —  Margaret  Cho  loves  being  a  part 
of  Ihe  glitz  and  glamour  of  Hollywood. 

She  loves  the  late-night  lifestyle  of  Hollywood's  ycung, 
decadent,  up-and-coming  stars.  It's  even  belter  when 
strangers  snap  her  picture  as  she's  walking  into  a  club. 

Bul  outside  the  limelight.  Cho  admits  privately  that 
she's  come  to  an  important  realization. 

"I'm  a  big  egomaniac."  she  says. 

Though  her  transition  from  standup  comedy  to  situa- 
tion comedy  has  been  faiHy  smooth.  Cho.  star  of  "All- 
American  Girl."  Hollywood's  first  sitcom  featuring  an 
Asian-American  family,  admits  that  the  move  was  difficult 
at  first. 

"I'm  coming  from  a  place  where  I  had  complete  con- 
trol." she  says  of  her  solo  standup  routines.  "I  never 
thought  I  had  an  ego." 

AH  that  changed  when  she  began  sharing  the  spotlight 
with  eight  cast  members  of  ABC's  "All  American  GiH." 
which  airs  at  8:50  p.m.  Wednesdays. 

Initially,  she  says.  "I  always  want  to  be  the  funny  one.  I 
always  want  to  be  the  center." 

But  she's  found  that  yielding  to  others  isn't  so  bad. 

"You  have  to  be  really  kind  of  focused."  she  says,  "and 


that  does  not  lend  itself  lo  the  one  always  being  funny." 

Cho  admits  that  her  rise  has  been  relatively  swift.  After 
being  kicked  out  of  Lowell  High  School  in  San  Francisco, 
shi  graduated  from  an  arts  school. 

At  age  18.  she  was  doing  standup  and.  by  20.  she  was 
appearing  in  cable  shows.  She  recently  starred  in  her  own 
HBO  special.  Now.  at  25,  she's  ready  for  prime  lime  — 
and  vice  versa. 

The  idea  of  an  Asian-American  family  on  the  networks 
is  nothing  new,  but  it  has  taken  a  few  years  for  television 
executives  to  give  such  a  show  their  blessing. 

The  San  Francisco  native  isn't  shy  about  touting  "AII- 
American  Giri"  as  a  first  for  Hollywood. 

'I  think  it's  a  really  important  thing  to  say  that  that's 
what  it  is."  she  said  in  a  recent  telephone  interview  from 
Los  Angeles. 

There  are  other  people,  including  Asian-American 
actors,  who  tire  of  touting  ethnicity  as  part  of  the  show, 
she  admits.  "I've  always  looked  at  mine  as  an  incredible 
advantage.  I  don't  think  it's  ever  been  a  negative  thing  at 
all.  I  celebrate  it.  if  anything."  she  says.  "I  haven't  felt  like 
I've  compromised  myself  culturally  or  artistically.  I've  felt 
very  fortunate  that  I  haven't  had  to  change." 

"All-American  GiH"  follows  a  Korean  household  of  two 
immigrant  parents,  a  grandmother,  and  a  daughter  and 
son. 


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Cho  plays  the  22  year  old  Margaret  Kim.  a  college  siu 
dent  working  al  a  department  store.  Her  younger  brother, 
played  by  B.D.  Wong,  perhaps  best-known  for  his  role  in 
Ihe  Broadway  play  M.  Butterfly,  is  a  model  citizen  whom 
the  parents  favor. 

In  the  show,  similar  to  her  childhood.  Cho  struggles 
with  holding  onto  Korean  traditions  while  lapping  up 
American  pop  culture. 

'lis  a  combination  of  cultural  differences  with  the  kind 
of  grim  reality  with  people  in  their  20s  and  over  having  to 
still  live  at  home."  she  .says. 

In  real  life.  Cho  and  her  younger  brother  grew  up  most- 
ly at  their  parents'  Polk  Street  bookstore.  Paperback 
Tralfic.  She  says  she  spent  a  lot  of  time  with  the  employ- 
ees, who  were  mostly  gay  and  lesbian. 

At  home,  her  parents  pushed  their  only  daughter  lo 
learn  Korean  and  pursue  a  more  traditional  career. 

Cho  says  it  was  lough  convincing  her  parents  that  leav 
ing  their  native  country  in  1964  in  hopes  of  providing  bet- 
ter opportunities  for  their  children  wasn't  a  mistake 

"When  they  realized  it  was  something  I  wanted  to  do  in 
my  life,  that  really  worried  them,"  she  says  of  comedy 

"They  thought  I'd  be  throwing  my  life  away,"  she  says. 
In  fact,  the  Chos  had  never  ,>een  their  daughter  perform 
live  —  in  school  plays  or  comedy  clubs  —  until  watching  a 
filming  of  "All  Amcncan  Girl  " 

'They're  really  happy  now,"  she  says 

Cho  says  Richard  Pryor  has  been  a  major  influence  on 
her  comedy,  especially  his  concert  film.  Live  on  the  Sunset 
Strip 

'He  just  talked  about  his  life  in  an  honest,  insightful 
way.  It  was  like  he  was  sharing  so  much  from  his  life  that 
you  almost  didn't  notice  that  cultural  difference.  Hc't  io 
wonderful,  but  very,  very  black.  He's  just  a  genius  " 

She  hopes  that  her  show  will  have  the  same  effect. 
Asian  American  style. 

"It  will  help  (viewers!  understand  our  life,  understand 
our  foreignness.  show  the  idea  of  what  America  is  and 
how  America  has  changed  with  immigration,"  she  says. 

'My  agenda  is  the  agenda  of  the  Asian-American  com 
muniiy  Thai  is  a  positive  honest  porlrayal  of  the  family. 
And  it  will  be  incredibly  validating  and  powerful  " 

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of  abundant  agriculture  lands  and  academic  to  a  head  at  the  Amherst  Common. 

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libraries  and  famous  homesteads  that  were  occupied  by  famous  people,  like  Emily 
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recorders  in  the  background,  those  who  attented  found  delight  in  the  agricultural 
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Minutemen  pull  off  upset  at  Rutgers 


By  Ted  Kottler 

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Sophomore  striker  Dave  Siljanovski  tallied  twice  as 
the  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  soccer  team 
scored  its  most  critical  victory  of  the  season  thus  far  on 
Saturday  evening,  upending  defending  Atlantic  10  cham- 
pion Rutgers  2-0.  in  Piscataway.  New  Icrscy. 

Rutgers  wound  up  with  nothing  on  the  scoreboard  — 
courtesy  of  keeper  Mark  Wolf's  third  shutout  —  but  its 
[opportunities  were  plentiful. 
Besides  taking  nine  corner  kicks  to 
UMass'  one.  the  Scarlet  Knights 
I  peppered  22  shots,  but  Wolf  made 
eight  saves  as  the  Minutemen  remained  unscathed  on  the 
A-10  slate  {2-0). 

Rutgers  did  oulshoot  UMass  by  a  wider  margin  than 
any  previous  opponent,  but  the  visitors  still  managed  to 
end  a  two  game  scoreless  drought. 

"We  stuck  to  our  game  plan.'  said  Coach  Sam  Koch. 
"To  shut  them  out  is  a  great  accomplishment." 

The  game  plan  apparently  did  not  call  for  excessive 
pressure  on  the  Rutgers  goal,  for  the  Minutemen  sent 
only  seven  shots  on  Steve  Widdowson.  who  made  but 
three  saves.  But  Siljanovski,  a  Pompton  Lakes,  N.). 
native,  seemed  quite  comfortable  on  his  home  state's 
turf,  as  he  single-handedly  propelled  his  team  to  an 
inspiring  upset. 

In  the  35rd  minute,  Siljanovski  began  a  magnificent 
solo  assault,  with  the  net  behind  Widdowson  his  target. 
Dribbling  from  45  yards  away  near  the  left  touch  line, 
he  decked  Rutgers'  sweeper  and  bent  a  blistering  shot 
into  the  top  shelf,  right  side. 

"He's  putting  it  in  the  back  of  the  net  the  way  we  need 
him  to,"  said  Koch.  "And  the  way  we  expect  him  to." 

Siljanovski  has  consistently  met  his  coach's  lofty  stan- 
dards. He  led  all  returning  scorers  from  1993,  when  he 
netted  four  goals,  and  again  he  paces  his  club 
(5-1-7). For  his  second  goal  against  Rutgers,  in  the  47th 
minute,  again  he  worked  on  the  left,  finding  a  seam 
before  rendering  Widdowson  clueless,  vaulting  another 
ball  over  the  head  of  the  ill-positioned  goaltender.  No 
doubt  Siljanovski  was  the  man  of  this  match,  and  the 
quality  of  his  game  was  even  greater  considering  he  had 
missed  an  open  net  and  nailed  the  crossbar  against  New 
Hampshire. 

Wolf  would  perhaps  have  earned  the  No.  2  star,  but 
Koch  was  quick  to  praise  his  team's  united  effort. 

"The  defense  worked  with  (Wolf)  very  well,"  said 
Koch.  "He  made  a  couple  of  great  saves,  but  (the 
defense]  made  his  shot-stopping  ability  that  much  bet- 
ter. They  almost  made  his  job  easy." 

"It  was  just  a  good  all-around  performance.  We 


moved  the  ball  well  and  played  great  In  the  midfield.  We 
played  pretty  well  against  UNH.  but  we  definitely  played 
better  (against  Rutgers)." 

Rutgers  may  have  fallen  on  hard  times.  Bob  Reasso's 
squad  has  been  ranked  as  high  as  No.  2  nationally  and 
its  members  have  represented  the  United  States  on  the 
national  team.  This  loss  dropped  the  Scarlet  Knights  to 
an  uncharacteristic  2-4-1.  They  are  tied  for  second  with 
St.  Joseph's  in  the  conference  standings,  behind  UMass. 
The  Minutemen  are  currently  ranked  7th  in  the  New 
England  Division  I  poll. 

Corner  kicks:  Through  seven  contests,  UMass  and  its 
foes  have  fired  the  same  number  of  shots.  99-99, 

Those  striking  fear  in  keepers'  hearts  most  are 


Siljanovski  (24),  freshman  phenom  Mike  Butler  (20)  and 
veteran  Brad  Miller  ( 15).  Seven  Minutemen  have  started 
each  match:  Siljanovski,  Colin  Johnson,  Mike  Doyle.  Joel 
Pittman,  Dan  Chagnon,  Benny  Sheally.  and  Karsten 
Bremke. 

Here  a  Hawk,  there  a  Hawk:  Following  Wednesday's 
match  with  the  regionally  eighth-ranked  Hartford 
Hawks,  those  of  St.  Joseph's  will  descend  on  Garber 
Field  for  a  Saturday  I  p.m.  tilt.  St.  loe's  boasts  this 
week's  A-IO  Men's  Soccer  Player  of  the  Week,  junior 
forward  |ohn  Sharp.  Sharp  scored  two  goals  and  two 
assists  in  the  Hawks  three  wins.  West  Virginia  midfield- 
er Seth  Perkovich  captured  the  league's  Rookie  of  the 
Week  award. 


Women  s  cross  country  team  splits  tri-meet  at  Vermont 


By  Leigh  Torbin 

Collegian  Correspondent 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  women's  cross  coun- 
try squad  split  a  tri-meet,  defeating  host  Vermont,  and 
falling  narrowly  to  the  Boston  University  Terriers,  in 
Burlington,  Vt.  on  Saturday,  improving  the  team's  record 
on  the  season  to  5-2. 

Sophomore  Melissa  Langcvin  completed  the  first  mile 
in  5:20  and  pushed  the  pace  the  entire  way,  leading  the 
pack  for  over  two  and  a  half  miles,  before  eventually  suc- 
cumbing to  a  combination  of  an  unyielding  hill  and  the 
superior  sprinting  of  the  Terrier's  Christine  Stief. 

The  Minutewomen  finished  up  with  55  team  points,  a 
narrow  two  points  behind  heavily  favored  BU,  while  the 
Catamounts  were  hardly  a  factor  in  the  race.  Vermont's 
65  team  points  kepi  them  out  of  contention  for  the  entire 
afternoon. 

"We  didn't  expect  to  be  quite  this  close  to  BU  because 
BU  beat  Dartmouth  and  they're  very  strong,"  said  coach 
lulic  LaFreniere.  The  Terriers  are  a  team  comprised  most- 


ly of  seasoned  veterans,  their  top  three  runners  all  being 
of  German  nationality.  "I  was  very  pleased  by  the  team's 
results.  BU's  a  tough  program,  maybe  one  of  the  lop  five 
in  New  England,  and  we  stayed  with  them." 

Freshman  Rebecca  Donahue,  in  her  coach's  words  "did 
a  great  job,"  placed  second  for  UMass,  and  fifth  overall, 
with  a  time  of  18:47.  Donahue's  performance  included  a 
shocking  victory  as  she  outpaced  UVM's  Gabrielle 
VanRhyn,  one  of  New  England's  top  runners.  Meanwhile, 
lulie  Moreau  (19:07.  seventh  overall),  Kirsten 
Bringardner  (19:20,  ninth),  and  Kristin  Donaldson 
(19:26,  tenth)  played  important  roles,  assisting  in  the 
Minutewomcn's  strong  performance  and  near  upset. 

LaFreniere  hopes  to  gel  Donaldson  running  up  in  the 
pack  with  Donahue  in  time  for  the  upcoming  tourna- 
ments which  commence  October  eighth  with  the  Paul 
Short  Invitational  at  Lehigh,  in  Bethlehem,  Pa 
Donaldson's  abilities  are  "night  and  day"  to  her  perfor- 
mances a  year  ago.  according  to  her  coach,  and  should 
prove  a  powerful  asset  at  the  upcoming  Paul  Short,  New 
Englands,  Atlantic  lOs  and  ECACs. 


"This  is  not  the  same  kid  from  last  year,"  said 
LaFreniere. 

In  any  event,  the  Minutewomen  could  use  the  assis- 
tance as  a  strong  UMass  team  finished  fourteenth  at  last 
year's  Paul  Short. 

"Our  goal  is  to  tighten  it  up  a  little  bit.    If  we  can  get 
Donaldsua  running  up  there  with  Donahue  we'll  be  quite 
respectable,  "  said  LaFreniere,  who  points  to  both 
Donaldson  and  Donahue  along  with  the  consistent  domi 
nance  of  Melissa  Langevin  as  keys  to  her  team's  success. 

With  nearly  all  of  their  top  runners  either  sophomores 
or  freshmen,  and  Katie  Greenia  redshirting  her  sopho 
more  season,  the  future  possibilities  are  substantial. 
Greenia  placed  second  amongst  UMass  runners  with  a 
18:16  at  last  year's  ECAC  Championships  held  at  George 
Mason. 

As  freshmen  Donahue  and  Bringardner  adapt  to  the 
more  rigorous  pace  of  the  college  level  this  team  will  only 
get  stronger.  Although  New  England  is  a  tough  region, 
look  for  the  Minutewomen  to  finish  high  in  their  upcoiii 
ing  tournaments. 


Minutemen  place  second  despite  absence  of  top  two  runners 


By  Rich  Wickvr 

Collegian  Correspondent 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  cross-country 
team  placed  second  in  last  weekend's  tri-meet  against  a 
tough  Boston- University  squad,  and  the  University  of 
Vermont,  in  Burlington.  Vt.  Saturday. 

The  Terriers,  who  won  the  meet,  have  75  percent  of 
last  year's  team  returning  that  was  ranked  No.  1 1  nation- 
ally in  1995. 

In  an  attempt  to  challenge  his  younger  runners.  Coach 
Ken  O'Brien  left  his  top  two  runners.  Eric  Nadeau  and 
Ted  Towse.  behind. 

"In  order  to  see  how  the  team  would  react,  and  in  an 
attempt  to  put  some  pressure  on  some  kids  who  are  not 
normally  front  runners,  a  couple  of  the  best  runners  were 
left  at  home."  said  O'Brien.  "In  one  respect  we  were  tak- 
ing a  little  bit  of  a  risk,  but  what  we  arc  trying  to  do  is 
make  an  investment  in  the  team." 

UMass  finished  second  behind  BU's  1 5  points  with  46 
points,  followed  by  Vermont  with  77  points 


The  Minutemen  were  led  by  hard  running  sophomores 
Mike  Maceiko  (25:41)  in  sixth  place,  and  Ion  Way 
(25:52)  in  eighth  place.  Senior  Rick  Copley  (26: 1  5)  fin 
ished  in  ninth  place  and  junior  Mark  Buffone  (2620) 
rounded  out  the  top  ten  on  the  eight  kilometer  course. 

"I  am  disappointed  by  the  loss,"  said  O'Brien.  "But  at 
the  same  time  we  did  not  miss  our  objective  by  too  much 
We  beat  Vermont  and  we  did  have  a  couple  of  kids  step 
up." 

O'Brien  was  particularly  pleased  by  Macciko's  show- 
ing. 

"Although  BU  won  the  meet,*  said  O'Brien.  "If  we 
have  a  couple  of  kids  resp>ond  like  Mike  did  Saturday  in 
the  next  two  or  three  races.  I  think  we  will  be  ready  for 
the  championships." 

Macieko  flourished  in  the  his  opportunity  to  be  the 
lead  runner.  He  took  the  responsibility  upon  himself  to 
run  his  race  and  place  as  best  he  could. 

"The  conditions  were  good  for  me  Saturday."  said 
Maceiko.  "I  told  myself  to  just  keep  running.  I  knew  if  I 
just  kept  running  hard,  I  would  have  a  good  time." 


O'Brien  used  the  meet  as  a  measuring  stick  to  deter 
mine  where  his  team  is  at  this  point  in  the  season,  and 
what  was  needed  to  do  to  in  the  next  six  weeks  to  put 
them  in  good  shape  (or  the  championships. 

"We  have  focused  this  year  on  trying  to  develop  the 
ability  to  compete  with  teams  that  are  better  than  us  as 
long  and  as  hard  as  we  can,"  said  O'Brien.  "We  are  a  re! 
atively  young  team  and  we  would  like  to  establish  a  refer 
ence  point,  to  try  and  find  out  how  far  we  have  to  go  to 
catch  teams  by  the  time  the  end  of  the  season  comes  We 
will  be  looking  at  this  meet  as  a  barometer  to  find  out 
how  much  distance  there  is  between  us  and  a  nationally 
ranked  team  and  the  second  goal  is  a  win  over  Vermont  " 

With  the  win  and  the  loss  this  weekend,  the 
Minulemcn's  record  stands  at  8-2  for  the  season  with  the 
only  other  loss  coming  at  the  hands  of  lona  College  hack 
on  September  1  7th. 

UMass  will  be  in  action  again  this  Saturday  at  the  Paul 
Short  Invitational  in  Bethel.  Pa.  Top  runners  Towse  and 
Nadeau  arc  expected  to  be  back  in  action  lor  the  rate 


California  Dreaming 


Page?    /  Tuesday,  September  27,  1994 


Mens  water 
polo  sweeps  at 
Navy  tourney 


By  Jomna  Kansanen 

Collegian  Staff 


If  the  beginning  of  the  season  for  the  University 
of  Massachusetts  men's  water  polo  team  was  one 
of  one  step  forward-two  steps  back,  the  elfori  put 
forth  this  past  weekend  was  one  of  leaps  and 
bounds. 

This  last  weekend  at  the  Navy  Invitational  in 
Annapolis.  Md..  the  No.  15  nationally  ranked 
Minutemen  solidified  their  status  with  a  sweep  of 
the  event. 

By  increasing  their  current  winning  streak  to 
nine  games,  the  third  longest  in  school  hisior>. 
the  Minutemen  (9-3,  «-2  in  the  Eastern  Water 
Polo  Association)  have  bounced  back  exlrcnuly 
well  from  an  early  season  slump. 

The  teams  playing  in  this  Invitational  wctc  by 
no  means  "cupcakes."  In  the  (our  team  fonnai.  all 
were  ranked  either  in  the  Top  20  nationally  ul  ihc 
start  of  the  season  or  still  are.  To  Coach  Ktiss 
Yarworth,  the  wins  mean  nothing  but  pro(,;i(ss 
towards  setting  a  basis  for  better  things  to  conic 

"We  got  all  the  parts  together,  now  we  have  to 
get  them  working  in  the  right  order."  said 
Yarworth.  "They  have  to  feel  comfortable  with 
their  roles,  which  we're  starting  to  understand. 
Then  I  have  to.  as  a  coach,  figure  out  exactly 
what  everyone's  role  is  going  to  be.  Thai's  what 
this  part  of  the  season  is  for." 

In  the  barnburner  of  the  weekend,  the  Sunday 
contest  with  No.  9  Air  Force  provctl  to  be  a  true 
test  of  the  team's  will.  By  lur  not  playing  their 
best,  the  team  had  to  weather  u  storm  caused  Ir, 
lack  of  concentration. 

But  led  by  senior  co-captain  Adollo  Oliete's 
two-point  goal  in  the  third  period,  the 
Minutemen  squeaked  by  this  lop  rated  op[X)ncnt 
with  a  lough  8-7  win. 

Trailing  by  a  7-4  margin  at  the  end  ol  two  peri- 
ods, the  UMass  defense  shut  down  their  national- 
ly ranked  foe  in  the  final  two  frames  to  earn  the 
triumph. 

Oliete  (14  goals,  25  poinis  in  40  quiiMtrs 
played)  netting  the  game  winner  is  one  ihitij'. 
blanking  a  Top  10  team  going  down  the  strcli.h. 
when  you  arc  not  at  your  best,  is  another 

"It's  going  to  take  us  a  while  to  gel  into  n. 
Everyone  is  starting  to  recogni/e  their  goals,  wlim 
they  have  to  do  and  what  their  job  is,"  siiid  scnim 
co-captain  Javier  Cion/ale/.  "We're  much  Ix'tki 
than  we  were  two  weeks  ago.  Hopefully,  we'll  \k 
thai  much  better  two  weeks  from  now." 

In  their  Saturday  match  with  No.  15  lUakncll. 
the  Minutemen  once  again  followed  their  Iciidcr. 
this  time  co-  captain  Gonzalez,  and  came  up  wiih 
a  15-7  win.  Shooting  percentags  «wis  the  key  Icr 
Gonzalez,  the  team's  leading  scorer  with  i  > 
points,  as  he  scored  seven  goals  in  seven 
attempts. 

Coupled  with  a  staunch  defensive  scheme  that 
held  Bucknell  to  one  score  in  the  first  two  ix'iukIs 
and  sophomore  Frankie  Mariani's  two  goals. 
UMass  was  able  to  hold  off  a  late  game  surge  by 
the  Bisons  and  emerge  with  the  victory. 

This  was  a  key  early  season  game  lor  the 
Minutemen. 

In  one  of  their  first  three  losses.  Bucknell  just 
outlasted  UMass  with  a  final  second  shot.  The 
revenge  laclor  was  evident,  as  the  team  waiilcd  to 
prove  that  in  the  long  run  ihcy  are  the  better 
team. 

Consistency  proved  lo  Iv  ihe  team's  best  assri 
in  their  other  Saturday  match  against  the 
University  o(  Richmond  Spiders. 

Scoring  stride  for  stride  with  the  pre  season 
Top  20  nationally  ranked  Spiders  every  period, 
UMass  weathered  the  attack  and  gol  ihc  14  10 
win. 

junior  Luis  Limardo  (48  points  in  >b  quarters 
played).  Ihe  team's  leading  goal  stoier.  was  the 
top  gun  tallying  six  goals  for  a  total  ol  54  on  the 
season,  and  Gonzjilez  once  again  led  by  exjimplc 
netting  four  goals. 

"We  arc  going  lo  keep  working,  these  meets 
are  the  way  to  test  ourselves."  said  {H)nzalez. 
"The  impurtanl  tournament  is  November  5lh  and 
6lh.  Ihe  Eastern  Championships.  Thai's  what 
we're  thinking  about  right  now  " 

Note:  The  men's  water  polo  team  will  have  it's 
first  home  contest  this  Thursday  night  (f)OO 
p  m  ).  when  it  will  face  Boston  College  at  the 
Amherst  College  pool 


Turn  to  POLO,  unqa  8 


Can  professional  soccer  make  it  big  in  this  country? 

•Soccer  is  one  of  the  greatest  spectacles       •Soccer  won't  he  ahle  to  cut  it  in  the  US 


j*n. 


—  ^ 


SllVt  n[)UUA.'COlt(Cl*N 

Melissa  Mitchell  and  the  rest  of  the  women's  soccer  team  are  prepar- 
ing for  this  weekend's  games  against  Santa  Clara  and  Santa  Barbara. 


Anthony  Cuido 


The  entire  world  slopped  for  a 
month  to  be  consumed  by  it.  Three  bil- 
lion people  watched  its  culmination.  It 
was  held  right  hea-  in  the  United  States 
of  America. 

The  World 
I  Cup,  one  of  the 
greatest  specta- 
cles in  sports 
Soccer  played  at  its  highest  level  by 
some  of  the  greatest  athletes  from 
around  the  globe 

Every  stadium  throughout  the 
United  States  was  sold  out  for  the  tout 
nament.  Soccer  has  even  risen  to  great 
heights  among  today's  youth,  surpass 
ing  baseball  as  the  most  popular  spoil 
in  terms  of  youth  participation 

A  favorite  commercial  of  the  sum 
mcr  was  the  CSP\  spot  with  the  bald 
ing  British  man.  One  example  talks 
about  Colombia's  star  midfielder 
Carlos  Valderama: 

'To  his  soccer  fans  around  the 
world,  lordan  is  a  small  country  in 
Africa." 

So  why  hasn't  this  sport  taken  a 
prominent  place  in  American  sports' 
Well,  the  time  has  come  for  the  sport 
to  take  hold. 


The  American  sports  fan  is  dnven  by 
goal  scoring.  Those  who  are  critical  ol 
soccer  cannot  appreciate  the  subtleties 
of  the  sport.  Teams  can  play  varying 
styles,  from  Ihe  bruising  longball  defen 
sivc  strategy,  to  tactical  counterattack 
ing,  to  the  beautiful  passing  game 
Soccer  has  it  all. 

IX)  you  like  a  450-foot  home  run' 
Then  a  Roberto  Baggio  blast  to  the 
upper  lefl  hand  comer  of  the  net  (a)ni 
50  yards  out  is  for  you.  Enjoy  a 
Dominique  Wilkins  breakaway  slam 
dunk?  Then  Bcrgkanip  one-on  one 
with  a  goalie  is  the  thing  to  watch. 

Do  you  like  a  amazing  save  from 
Curtis  loseph''  Goalkeepers  like 
Thomas  Ravclli  make  spectacular  saves 
defending  their  huge  goal.  Prefer  a 
bonecrushing  hit  from  Bruce  Smith'.' 
Watch  Alexi  Lalas  go  up  and  level 
attackers  out  of  the  way  to  clear  the 
ball. 

One  of  the  greatest  events  of  the 
sports  year  happened  in  the  World  C  up 
quarterfinal.  The  Netherlands  vs 
Brazil.  Brazil  jumps  out  to  a  2  0  lead 
early  in  the  second  half  as  the  beating 

Turn  to  SOCCER,  page  8 


Matt  Vautour 


Cut  ihe  ticker  tapes  Open  the 
ticket  offices,  and  get  ready  for  the 
next  American  Soccer  txague  that  is 
going  to  fail 

IXm't  let  the  hype  fool  you.  Next 
spring's  pro- 
fessional sue 
ccr  league  is 
not  going  to 
be  Ihe  tilth  inaior  American  profes 
sional  sports  league.  In  fact,  alter 
ihe  initial  novelty  wears  oil,  it  will 
draw  lewcr  fans  than  Arena 
lx>olball. 
Why? 

Americans  find  sotcer  boring. 
Among  other  reasons,  soccer  is 
successful  overseas  because  there 
really  are  no  alternatives  for  spons 
fans  in  mosi  countries.  There  are  no 
top  level  sports  leagues  to  offer 
alternatives  in  many  of  ihe  soccer 
loving  nations. 

Even  in  the  nations  that  do  have 
basketball  and  hockey,  Ihe  level  of 
the  games  is  considerably  limited. 
They're  options  tend  to  be  soccer 
or. ..cricket  Nine  out  of  ten  sports 
fans  anyuhcre  would  follow  soccer 
given  that  option. 


With  prolcssional  Kiolb.ill,  hase- 
hall.  basketball  and  hockey  thriving 
in  the  United  States,  lans  aren't 
going  to  all  of  the  sudden  flock  to 
soccer  games. 

The  lact  remains  soccer  on  a 
world  ilass  level  is  nuKh  tix)  boring 
for  the  standards  of  ihe  typical 
American  sports  (an. 

"You  Yanks  donl  appreciale  the 
skill  it  takes  lo  play  our  game.*  a 
critical  British  immigrant  said,  when 
the  channel  was  switched  from  ihe 
World  Cup. 

This  is  not  quite  a  fair  statemenl. 
Americans  appreciate  their  skill,  the 
same  way  they  appreciate  those  of  a 
trapeze  artist,  but  we  slit!  don't 
watch  the  circus  on  T\ 

Ameriean  sports  fans  want  lo  see 
offense  and  scoring.  The  NBA  and 
NFT  have  recognized  this  and  made 
rule  changes  lo  increase  their 
offense  Rcalistienlly.  soccer  on  a 
world  class  level  lai.ks  enough  scor- 
ing to  keep  our  TS's  tuned  in 

Soccer  enthusiasts  point  to  ihc 
World  Cup  as  the  big  turning  point 

Turn  to  CUT  IT,  page  8 


Page  8  /  Tuesday,  September  27,  1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Soccer 


cootmueO  from  poge  7 

of  the  samba  drums  incurs  the  volume 

of  the  partisan  crowd. 

The  frenzy  hushes  as  Dutch  star 
Dennis  Bergkamp  nets  a  goal  moments 
after  Brazil's  second.  Netherlands  mid- 
fielder Alain  Winter  puts  home  a  per- 
fect aerial  header  off  a  goalmouth 
cross  to  knot  the  score.  Brazil's  Branco 
then  blasted  a  bender  from  outside  the 
box  for  a  dramatic  5-2  win  with  less 
than  10  minutes  left,  the  best  game  of 
the  tounuunent. 

In  the  old  days  of  soccer,  a  team  was 
buricxl  down  2-0.  But,  FIFA,  soccer's 
governing  organization,  has  altered 
rules  to  increase  scoring  chances. 
Americans  like  the  increase  in  scoring, 
and  that  figures  to  continue. 

Major  League  Soccer  is  set  to  kick 
off  in  early  April  of  the  upcoming  year. 


This  league  will  work  where  others 
have  failed.  Interest  has  never  been 
higher  in  this  country,  evidenced  by 
the  over  20  cities  placing  applications 
to  acquire  a  franchise. 

Baseball  has  a  serious  cloud  over  its 
head  as  to  whether  it  will  return  for 
next  spring,  hockey  likely  will  face  the 
same  problems.  A  lot  of  the  sports  dol- 
lar wall  be  up  for  grabs.  How  about 
Soccer  Night  in  America.  A  national  TV 
deal  has  already  been  struck  by  ESPN. 
and  the  potential  exists  for  an  increase 
in  coverage  to  fill  the  baseball  void. 

Quality  of  play  is  a  major  concern 
for  the  casual  sports  fan.  International 
stars  like  jurgcn  Klinsmann  (Germany) 
and  Ruud  Gullitt  (Netherlands)  have 
expressed  interest  in  playing  in  an 
American  League  as  have  nearly  all  of 
the  U.S.  squad. 

Anthony  Guido  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Cut  it 


COOtinueO  fr(XTi  pOQ«  7 

for  soccer  in  the  United  Slates. 

"Look  at  the  attendance  and  TV 
ratings  of  the  World  Cup,"  they  say. 
"This  will  translate  into  success  for 
professional  soccer  in  America." 

Hale  to  burst  your  bubble,  but  it 
just  doesn't  work  that  way. 

The  World  Cup  was  successful  as  a 
novelty.  It  only  comes  every  few  years 
and  it  had  never  been  played  in  the 
United  States  before.  We  figured  that 
it  might  be  worth  checking  out  what 
the  rest  of  the  world  was  so  crazy 
about.  Some  Americans  became  fans, 
but  not  enough  to  support  a  league. 

The  cup's  final  game  proved  to  be 
a  major  disappointment  as  well.  After 
a  very  competitive  game,  ihey  decided 
the  champion  on  penally  kicks,  the 
equivalent  of  deciding  the  NBA  finals 


by  a  free  throw  contest.. .ni/k'u/t»us. 

Even  fjeople  that  followed  the  U.S. 
team  in  the  World  Cup  would  be  dis- 
appointed in  a  professional  league. 
For  the  league  to  hold  any  fan  inter- 
est, it  would  need  to  promote  the 
players  from  the  national  team. 

These  players,  however,  won't  be 
there  to  promote.  They  have  taken 
their  skills  back  to  the  much  more 
competitive  European  professional 
leagues.  They  have  no  desire  to  waste 
their  talents  in  a  fledgling,  watered 
down  American  league,  when  they 
can  play  where  the  sport  is  sacred 
and  the  fans  will  appreciate  them. 
Without  them  there  will  be  no  name 
recognition  of  players  As  long  as 
football,  basketball  and  hockey  are 
still  around,  soccer  isn't  going  any- 
where. 

Malt   Vaulour  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Polo 


continued  from  poge  7 

In  their  contest  earlier  in  the  season  at  the  Cambridge  Invitational,  the 
Minutemen  clipped  the  Eagles  wing's  with  a  19-6  victory.  , ,    .      ^       ^ 

Also,  with  a  triumph  over  Boston  College,  the  team  would  give  Coach 
Yarwoiih  his  130ih  win  in  his  eighth  season  and  tie  the  second  longest  consec- 
utive victories  record  at  10.  That  mark  was  established  last  season,  while  the 
longest  winning  streak  is  at  19  straight,  set  in  1992. 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Tuesday,  September  27,  1994  /  Page  9 


Sports  Notice 

There  will  be  a  informational  meeting  for  anyone  interested  in  the 
UMass  women's  hockey  team  on  Wednesday,  September  28th  at  7:00  in 
Campus  Center  Room  803.  Any  questions  call  Cheri  Ruane  at 
549-7276.  . 

Anyone  interested  in  becoming  a  MinutemaniK.  sig?i  ups  wtU  be  at 
the  volleyball  game,  Tuesday  October  4th.  No  lines  can  form  until  15 
minutes  before  the  game. 


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character 

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35  Expression  of 
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36  Took  lo  court 

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setting 

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country 

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letter 

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43  Oregs 

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46  Small 

branches 

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creetures 

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capllal 

32  Bronx 
Bombers, 
tor  ftfwrl 


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pairs 

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50  Uprising 

51  Postal  concern 

52  Rim 

53  Rider's  need 

54  Back  lalk 

57  Hewallan  dish 


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37  Game  bird 
36  Unusual  Hems 
40  Poflullon 
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DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  12 


New  England's  Largest  College  Doily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Doily  Since  1967 


Wednesdoy,  September  28,  1 994 


Police  claim  reported  racial  attack  a  hoax 


By  Darienne  J.  Hosley 

Gsllegion  Staff 


Police  and  district  attorney  officials 
said  yesterday  that  they  believe  an 
Amherst  junior  High  School  student 
fabricated  a  series  of  racist  incidents 
that  spurred  an  outpouring  of  anger 
and  frustration  from  students,  par- 
ents and  community  leaders. 

Amherst  Chief  of  Police  Oonald  N. 
Maia  said  he  and  Northwestern 
District  Attorney  Elizabeth  D. 
Scheibel  are  seeking  criminal  com- 
plaints against  a  I  5-year-old  female 
student  for  "intentionally  and  know- 
ingly making  false  reports  of  a  crime 
to  the  police." 

The  unnamed  student,  a  Black 
Muslim  who  lives  in  Amherst,  first 
reported  receiving  two  threatening 
notes  in  her  locked  school  locker  on 
Sept.  8,  police  said. 

She  reported  receiving  two  more 
notes  the  next  day,  and  on  Sept.  12 
said  she  had  been  assaulted  in  a  sec- 
ond-floor bathroom. 

Gus  Sayer.  superintendent  of  the 
Amherst-Pelham  School  District, 
said  the  student  claimed  two  girls 
approached  her  from  behind,  tight- 
ened a  scarf  around  her  neck  and 
threatened  her. 


The  notes  were  signed  "KKK"  and 
included  threats  to  the  girl  and 
another  student.  Maia  said.  Sayer 
said  one  note  included  a  picture  of  a 
hanged  Black  person. 

The  teen-ager  stayed  out  of  school 
until  Sept.  20  and  was  accompanied 
by  a  personal  aide  hired  by  the 
school,  Maia  said,  and  that  day  she 
produced  another  note  from  her 
backpack. 

Police  confiscated  the  note  and  the 
backpack  and  found  "several  pieces 
of  evidence"  suggesting  the  incidents 
are  a  hoax,  according  to  the  chief.  He 
.said  the  paper  the  notes  were  written 
on  were  the  same  as  the  notebook 
paper  in  her  backpack. 

"The  prints  of  two  notes  were  still 
embedded  in  the  following  pages  of 
the  notebook,'  Maia  said. 

Police  have  filed-  complaints 
against  the  student  and  are  waiting 
for  a  show  cause  hearing  to  be  sched- 
uled in  Hampshire  County  District 
Court. 

No  motivation  for  faking  the 
alleged  incidents  was  offered  by 
police.  "I  can't  hazard  a  guess,*  Maia 
said,  adding  that  the  investigation  is 
continuing. 

School  officials  said  they  have  not 
yet  taken  any  disciplinary  action 


against  the  student,  but  she  has  not 
attended  classes  since  reporting  the 
fifth  note. 

Sayer  said  the  student  will  proba- 
bly face  disciplinary  consequences  if 
the  police's  allegations  hold  true. 

About  70  junior  high  students 
walked  out  of  the  school  on  Sept.  16 
to  protest  the  alleged  attack. 

The  next  day,  the  Amherst 
Community  of  Concerned  Parents, 
Students  and  Educators  rallied  over 
what  many  p>eople  in  the  community 
feel  is  a  history  of  racism  —  both 
subtle  and  overt  —  in  the  Amherst 
school  system. 

A  number  of  students  and  parents 
have  told  of  threatening  notes  and 
other  racially-motivated  incidents 
that  weren't  brought  to  the  attention 
of  school  officials  or  police. 

Co-Principal  |ohn  Burrulto  said 
one  such  note  was  reported  last 
spring  to  the  police  and  was  followed 
by  a  letter  to  parents  and  a 
school-wide  discussion. 

Sayer  said  he  did  not  learn  of  the 
complaints  filed  by  the  police  until 
yesterday  morning.  A  letter  would 
again  be  sent  to  parents,  he  said. 

Responding  to  criticism  of  the 
school's  handling  of  the  most  recent 
reports,  co-Principal  Wendy  Kohler 


lUAN  lOSI  CHACON  QUIIIOS  /  COLIEGLW4 

Amherst  Police  Chief  Donald  Ivlaia 

said  faculty  and  students  have 
engaged  in  informal  discussions  in 
addition  to  the  school  district's  focus 
on  diversity  issues. 

"When  a  situation  is  of  a  serious 
nature  and  involves  police  investiga- 
tion, we  have  an  obligation  of  confi- 
dentiality and  cooperation  with  the 
police  in  respect  to  the  investigation 
and  the  rights  of  minors,'  she  said. 


Public  school  racism 
is  not  always  blatant 


By  Darienne  J.  Hosley 

Collegian  Staff 


Allegations  of  threatening, 
racist  acts  in  the  Amherst  junior 
High  School  have  pushed  the 
problem  of  racism  in  the  schools 
into  the  community  spotlight. 

The  Amherst  Police 

Department's  claim  that  a  student 
lied  about  a  series  of  racially 
harassing  incidents  will  not  cancel 
tonight's  meeting  on  the  issue, 
according  to  Reynolds  Wilson, 
president  of  the  Amherst  NAACP 
branch  and  director  of  the 
University's  minority  engineering 
program. 

"It's  unfortunate  if  that  was  the 
case,  that  it's  not  true."  he  said. 
"(Racism)  is  a  societal  problem 
that  surfaces  in  schools  across  the 
country  and  Amherst  has  not 
escaped." 

Members  of  the  UMass  Black 
Student  Union  will  attend  the 
meeting,  scheduled  to  begin  at 
6:30  p.m.  in  the  junior  high  school 


cafeteria. 

If  the  most  recent  claims  prove 
false,  the  underlying  issue  of  dis- 
crimination and  racism  still  must 
be  addressed,  said 

Amherst-Pelham  School  District 
Superintendent  Gus  Sayer. 

"With  1,000  kids  from  very  dif- 
ferent backgrounds,  there  is 
potential  for  some  acts  of  vio- 
lence.' he  said. 

"We  don't  have  many  blatant 
incidents  like  this  one,  or  this  one 
was  supposed  to  be.  But  there's  an 
ongoing  concern  about  the  schools 
and  the  atmosphere  that  we  will 
continue  to  address." 

Questions  about  the  truthful- 
ness of  a  Black  student's  claim 
that  she  was  assaulted  should  not 
overshadow  the  importance  of 
examining  racism  in  its  more  sub- 
tle forms,  according  to  Helan  E. 
Page,  an  assistant  professor  of 
anthropology  at  UMass  and  an 
Amherst  resident  for  four  years. 

Turn  to  SCHOOL,  page  3 


Military  active  in  Haiti;  first  U.S.  fatality 


By  Jeffrey  Ulbrich 

Associated  Press 


PORT-AU-PRINCE,  Haiti  —  American 
troops  expanded  their  mission  Tuesday  from  dis- 
arming the  Haitian  military  to  taking  up  posts 
around  the  Parliament  building  and  City  Hall  in 
anticipation  of  Haiti's  return  to  civilian  rule. 

The  U.S.  forces  suffered  their  first  fatality 
Tuesday.  An  American  soldier  was  found  shot  to 
death  at  hillside  mansion  being  prepared  for  leg- 
islators returning  to  Haiti  for  Wednesday's 
Parliament  session. 

Pentagon  sjxikesman  Dennis  Boxx  said  the  sol- 
dier's death  was  being  investigated  as  "an  appar- 
ent suicide."  He  was  p>art  of  the  1 0th  Mountain 
Division  from  Fort  Drum.  N.Y..  and  his  identity 
was  not  immediately  released. 

Military  police  strung  concertina  wire  in  front 
of  the  white  colonaded  Parliament  building,  a 
day  before  the  Haitian  legislative  body  was  to 
begin  discussing  a  bill  authorizing  amnesty  for 
the  country's  top  military  leaders. 

The  amnesty  measure  was  part  of  a  deal 
worked  out  Sept.  18  between  the  U.S.  delegation 
led  by  former  President  Carter  and  Haiti's  mili- 


tary junta. 

A  soldier  posted  on  the  roof  of  the  Pariiament 
scanned  the  area  with  binoculars,  and  others 
took  up  posts  at  the  gate.  Army  vehicles  stood 
watch  in  front  of  the  building. 

Small  crowds  of  Haitians  gathered  in  front  of 
the  building,  and  others  sat  under  trees  in  a  park 
across  the  street,  watching  the  U.S.  Army  activi- 
ty- 

At  City  Hall,  U.S.  military  police  in  armored 
vehicles  were  posted  inside  the  compound  and 
Army  Humvecs,  machine  guns  mounted  on  their 
tops,  took  up  guard  just  outside. 

Mayor  Evans  Paul,  exiled  President  |can- 
Bertrand  Aristide's  former  campaign  manager,  is 
expected  to  come  out  of  hiding  and  return  to  his 
office  on  Thursday,  U.S.  officials  said. 

Paul,  who  had  been  targeted  for  assassination, 
has  been  out  of  sight  for  most  of  the  three  years 
since  Aristide  —  Haiti's  first  democratically 
elected  president  —  was  overthrown  by  the  mili- 
tary. The  first  U.S.  fatality  came  as  American 
troops  were  refurbishing  the  Villa  d'Accueil,  a 
Haitian  state  guest  house  during  the  dictatorship 
of  lean-Claude  Duvalier  that  now  houses  the 
independent  Electoral  Council,  which  is  to  over- 


see elections.  "They  found  him  dead,'  said  U.S. 
Embassy  spokesman  Stanley  Schrager.  "They 
don't  know  if  this  was  a  sniper  or  self-inflicted.' 

But  Boxx  said  in  Washington  that  the  shooting 
was  being  investigated  as  "an  apparent  suicide.' 

Witnesses  said  they  heard  two  shots  about  1 1 
a.m.  on  the  northern  side  of  the  Villa  d'Accueil, 
adjacent  to  a  private  golf  course  and  country 
club. 

Helicopters  hovered  over  the  area  after  the 
shooting,  and  platoons  of  American  soldiers 
stood  guard  behind  twin  rows  of  concertina  wire. 
They  walked  openly,  however,  showing  no  signs 
of  the  tension  that  would  follow  a  sniper  killing. 
They  refused  to  talk  about  the  death. 

Another  142  refugees  from  camps  at  the  U.S. 
base  in  Cuba  came  home  voluntarily  Tuesday. 
One,  Vilia  Picant,  said  she  had  mixed  feelings 
about  returning. 

"I  spent  all  my  savings,  $60.  to  leave  and  now 
we'll  have  to  start  all  over."  said  the  young 
woman,  her  2-year-old  son  by  her  side  and 
another  baby  due  soon. 

In  the  capital,  not  all  welcomed  the  U.S. 
preparations  for  Wednesday's  special  Parliament 
session. 


Hundreds  missing,  feared  dead 
after  ferry  sinks  in  Baltic  Sea 


By  Maiti  Huuhtanen 

Auocioled  Preu 


HELSINKI.  Finland  -  An 
Estonian  ferry  carrying  more  than 
890  people  capsized  and  sank  in  a 
storm  in  the  Baltic  Sea  early 
Wednesday,  and  officials  said  hun- 
dreds of  people  were  missing  and 
feared  dead. 

Eight  hours  after  the  ferry  Estonia 
sank.  Finnish  authorities  said  90  peo- 
ple had  been  rescued  from  the  54- 
degrcc  water.  The  sinking  threatened 
to  become  one  of  the  worst  passenger 
•hip  disasters  in  recent  years. 

'We  saw  about  40  small  lifeboats.' 
said  Swedish  rescue  helicopter  pilot 
Stefan  Carneros.  'Unfortunately, 
most  of  them  were  empty.'  He  said 
waves  in  the  area  were  as  much  as  20 
feet  high. 

Stormy  seas  and  winds  topping  56 
mph  were  preventing  rescue  opera- 
tions near  the  site  of  the  disaster, 
about  23  miles  from  the  Finnish 


island  of  Uto  off  the  country's  south- 
wetstem  coast. 

Rescue  shipi  from  Finland  and 
Sweden  were  at  the  scene.  Estonian 
authorities  said  they  were  sending 
rescue  crews.  At  least  five  other  pas- 
senger ferries  also  were  trying  to  find 
victims  in  the  stormy,  dark  waters. 

The  Estonia  sank  sometime  after 
midnight  (6  p.m.  EDT).  The  ferry 
sent  out  a  distress  signal  before  it 
went  down. 

At  least  a  dozen  survivors  were 
rescued  by  another  ferry,  the 
Mariella,  said  its  information  officer. 
Per  Erik  Scderqvist.  At  least  10  oth- 
ers were  brought  aboard  the  ferry 
Symphony,  said  Harry  M.  Whipple, 
an  American  passenger  on  the 
Symphony. 

Four  people  —  a  kitchen  helper, 
orchestra  member  and  two  passen- 
gers —  arrived  between  2  and  3  a.m., 
and  then  six  more  were  brought  by 
helicopter  at  about  6  a  m  .  he  said. 

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Race  isn't  an  issue  for  men  only 

bell  hooks  addresses  ragey  race  and  feminism  in  her  new  hook 


By  AAotlftew  Poltinger 

Collegion  Correspondent 


Renowned  feminist  theorist  and  cultural  critic  bell 
hooks  spoke  to  a  full  house  at  Bowker  Auditorium  last 
night.  Among  the  topics  she  discussed  were  feminist  dis- 
course on  race  and  the  mass  media's  distortion  of  African 
Americans'  rage. 

"Public  discourse  on 
race  tends  to  always  be 
presented  to  us  as  a  dis- 
cussion between  men." 
hooks  said. 

bell  hooks  is  a  pseudo- 
nym used  by  Gloria 
Watkins.  an  English  pro- 
fessor at  City  College  in 
New  York.  She  docs  not 
capitalize  her  writing 
name  as  a  proper  noun. 

In  discussing  the  con- 
ception that  the  only  rele- 
vant Black  intellectuals  in 
America  today  arc  men. 
hooks  citi-d  as  an  example 
an  article  on  Afrocentrism 
in  yesterday's  issue  of  the 
Boslon  Olohe. 

"Every  Black  speaker 
they  made  reference  to 
was  a  Black  male."  she 
said. 

hooks  is  a  nationally 
recognized  author  of  per- 
sonal empowerment  and 
issues  of  race,  gender  and 
class. 

hooks  claimed  "the 
whole  contemporary  dis 
>.  nurse  of  race  and  racism 
IS  really  seeing  a  sort  of 
renewal  from  feminist 
thinking  and  feminist  dis- 
cussion." noting  that  "in 

so  many  ways  the  feminist  discussions  vi  race  and  racism 
have  been  much  nmro  visionary  and  much  more  positive 
jthan  men's)." 

hooks  said  the  mass  media  portrayal  of  the  man  who 
shot  passengers  on  a  Long  Island  commuter  train  last  year 
was  misleading. 

hooks  claimed  that  "unlike  mass  media.  Black  folks  can 
recognize  that  it  is  ethically  and  morally  wrong  to  kill 


MATMAM  M4»'iN     t  tItlK.iAN 

bell  hooks  speaks  with  students  while  signing  copies 
of  her  book  yesterday  in  the  Campus  Center. 


folks  even  as  we  can  also  sympathize  with  mental  illness 
[which  is  perhaps  caused  by  the  white  supremacist  patn- 
archyl" 

She  argued  that  by  portraying  the  man's  rage  as  exclu- 
sively aimed  toward  Whites  rather  than  against  Whiles 
and  Blacks  alike,  the  "While-dominated  mass  media" 
used  the  incident  to  continue  a  long  line  of  what  Black 

novelist  Toni  Morrison 
calls  "race-talk." 

In  defining  "race-talk," 
she  quoted  from  an  editor- 
ial by  Morrison  entitled 
"On  the  Backs  of  Blacks." 
Morrison  criticized  the 
media's  daily  insertion  "of 
racial  crime  and  symbols 
which  have  no  meaning 
other  than  oppressing 
African  Americans  to  the 
lowest  level  of  the  racial 
hierarchy." 

On  the  issue  of  repre- 
sentation of  Black 
Americans  by  popular 
icons,  hooks  cited  the  film 
The  Bodyguard  as  an 
example  of  a  positive, 
albeit  accidental,  interven- 
tion on  racist  and  sexisi 
assumptions. 

hooks,  who  said  she  saw 
ihc  film  10  times,  found  it 
refreshing  that  the  leading 
role  in  a  box  office  hit  was 
played  by  a  Black  woman. 

As  she  signed  copies  of 

her  new  book.  Killing 

Rage,   yesterday  after 

noon,  hooks  spoke  on  the 

ways  people  can  intervene 

on  negative  reprcsenia 

lions  in  a  society  domi 

natcd  by  consumerism. 

She      used      the      0.| 

Simpson  case  as  an  example 

"If  people  weren't  watching  it.  it  wouldn't  be  happen 
ing,"  she  said  "We  have  this  voyeuristic  public  which  is 
eager  to  consume  this 

"We  have  to  exercise  our  power  as  consumers,  and  we 
can  only  do  that  through  certain  kinds  of  awareness  and 
that's  what  education  and  critical  consciousness  is 
about." 


Accident  injures  man  in  wheelchair 


By  Kelly  Spang 

Collegion  Skiff 


AMHERST  --  A  man  in  a  wheelchair  was  struck  by 
a  car  on  Triangle  Street  last  night  in  front  of  Copy  Cat 
Print  Shop. 

The  Amherst  Police  Department  was  at  the  scene 
but  refused  to  disclose  any  details  pending  completion 
of  their  report.  Police  declined  to  reveal  the  identity  of 
the  man. 

The  unidentified  man  was  taken  by  ambulance  to 
Cooley  Dickinson  Hospital  in  Northampton  at 
around  7:30  p.m.  Police  refused  to  discuss  his  condi 
tion. 

Cicely  Klolb  of  Northampton,  driver  of  the 
Volkswagen  ifuit  struck  the  man.  said  she  was  driving 
when  she  suddenly  saw  a  man  in  the  wheelchair  silting 
in  the  middle  of  the  road. 

Klolb  said  she  was  driving  in  second  gear  and  came 
to  a  stop  as  she  hit  the  man. 


"I  just  don't  even  know."  Klolb  said.  "Nothing  like 
this  has  every  happened  to  me  before." 

The  accident  occurred  during  a  heavy  rain  shower. 

Before  police  arrived  on  the  scene,  the  man  was  lay 
ing  in  the  road  to  the  left-hand  side  of  the  car  towards 
the  middle  of  the  street  on  his  back.  He  appeared  to  be 
conscious. 

The  whixlchair.  still  in  the  middle  of  the  road  after 
the  man  was  transported  to  the  hospital,  was  crumpled 
on  the  ground  in  fnmt  of  the  car. 

Thrcx*  police  cruisers  blocked  off  one  lane  of  traffic 
on  Triangle  Street  heading  toward  Main  Street 

Klolb  said  Ihc  police  told  her  this  sort  of  incident 
has  happened  before  involving  the  same  man  and  that 
police  knew  the  man  by  face. 

Klolb  said  the  only  damage  to  her  car  was  a  piece  of 
metal  that  came  loose  from  the  front  end 

Police  officials  said  a  report  would  be  available  this 
morning  detailing  the  events  As  of  last  night.  Klolb 
was  not  cited  for  any  violations 


NAtMANMAHlIN     COtltCMN 


An  Amherst  police  officer  directs  traffic  around  the  scene  of  an  accident  that  sent  a  wheekhair-bound 
iT«an  to  the  hospital 


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Lecture  —  Warren  Bluincnfold.  Lesbian.  Gay  & 
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404.  UMass.  12  pm.  to  1:30  p.m.  Free. 

Meeting  —  UMass  Grenadier  and  Gaming  Society. 
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milel  —  Student  council  meeting,  Hillel  Mouse 
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Muiic  —  Revilal.  Monica  jakuc.  fortepiano.  Sweeney 
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film  —  Fantastic  Cinema:  Legends,  Myths,  Adventures, 
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Concert  —  Kdmund  Ba|Wersby.  fortepiano,  Seeney 
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admission  prices. 

Special  Event  —  Lesbian.  Bisexual.  Gay  Speakers 
Bureau  orientation  for  returning  members.  Crampton 
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545-4824. 

French  Club  —  Meeting  at  7  p.m..  The  Cafe 
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UVC  —  General  meeting  for  UMass  students  interested 
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Info  Meeting  —  1995  UMass  Program  in  Sienna.  Italy. 
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MASSPIRG  —  General  meeting.  7  p.m.  in  Earthfoods. 
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Friday,  Sept.  30 

Pep  Rally  —  Gel  psyched  for  Homecoming,  Southwest 
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Film  —  Tearjerkcr  classic  E.T..  Gamble  Auditorium, 
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Mu^ic  —  Annual  Mutiband  Pops,  showcase  of  500  per- 
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Theater  —  Brenda  Wong  Aoki  in  The  Queen's  Garden, 
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Concert  —  lames  David  Christie,  organ.  Abbey  Chapel. 
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Pianist  —  Ruth  Laredo,  Buckley  Recital  Hall.  Ambers! 
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Conference  —  "Write  Angles"  for  writers  at  one-day 
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Music  —  Schumann  Abend,  faculty  recital,  Bezanson 
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Festival  —  Apple  Harvest  and  Crafts  Festival.  Amherst 
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Other  Actlvilies  and  Upcoming  Events 

Volunteers  Needed  ■  Campus  Pond  Cleanup  at  UMass. 
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Smokers'  safe  haven  is  no  more 


Wednesday,  September  2H,  1994  /  Page  i 


By  DaiiMMi  Backer 

Gsllegion  Correipondenl 

The  Newman  Center  weni 
smoke-free  earlier  ihi«,  month  in 
accordance  with  the  town  of 
Amherst's  comprehensive  smoking 
ban. 

All  businesses  in  Amherst  are  now 
non-smoking,  except  for  the  bars 
ihai  will  lose  their  smoking  rights  in 
luly  1995. 

Amherst's  anti-smoking  law  fol- 
lowed the  University  of 
Massachusetts  ban  that  went  into 
effect  November  of  last  year. 

The  only  places  on  campus  where 
smoking  is  presently  allowed  are  cer- 
tain rooms  of  the  Campus  Center 
Hotel  and  designated  areas  in  resi- 
dential halls  determined  by  Housing 
Services. 

The  Newman  Center,  which  is  con- 
sidered part  of  the  town  of  Amherst 


rather  than  part  of  the  University, 
allowed  smoking  last  year,  offering  a 
haven  to  smokers  on  campus. 

Cigarettes  are  still  on  sale  at  the 
center  but  smokers  are  forbidden  lo 
light  up  until  they  step  out  of  doors. 

There  are  different  opinions  about 
the  smoking  ban's  effect  on  business 
at  the  Newman  Center. 

"It's  ruining  their  business,'  said 
one  smoker  outside  the  center.  "Look 
inside.  Usually  at  this  lime  |5  p.m.] 
people  would  be  in  there  smoking  a 
butt,  grabbing  an  early  dinner  or  a 
cup  of  coffee.  Now  it's  empty." 

The  Newman  Center  Cafeteria 
Director  Dicky  Buffum  said,  "It's  still 
a  little  early  in  the  semester,  so  it's 
hard  to  tell.  But  so  far  there  doesn't 
seem  to  be  much  of  a  difference.  It 
seems  like  the  people  who  don't 
come  in  because  they  can't  smoke 
have  been  replaced  by  people  who 
are  happy  with  the  policy." 


The  only  part  of  the  Newman 
Center  that  seemed  to  be  suffering 
from  a  lack  of  smokers  were  the 
arcade  games,  Buffum  said. 

So  far.  Buffum  said,  there  have 
been  no  problems  with  enforcing  the 
ban.  There  are  numerous  "No 
Smoking"  signs,  donated  to  the  cen- 
ter by  the  Amherst  Board  of  Health, 
posted  throughout  the  cafeteria. 

"I'm  actually  surprised  at  the  lack 
of  resistance,  especially  considering 
the  population  around  here."  Buffum 
said. 

Buffum  also  said  there  was  a  plan 
last  year  to  allocate  one  room  for 
smoking  with  an  exhaust  fan  but  due 
to  the  new  law.  this  will  be  impossi- 
ble. 

The  Amherst  Board  of  Health 
dccidc-d  to  make  Amher>t  smoke-free 
in  March  which  had  large  support 
from  residents. 


ferry 


Continued  from  page  1 

"What's  interesting  is  that  as  cold 
as  it  is  they  just  brought  these  six 
aboard,"  Whipple,  who  is  the  pub- 
lisher of  The  Cincinnati  Enquirer. 
said  by  telephone  to  the  Associated 
Press. 

"I  can  see  life  rafts  all  over  the 
place,"  he  said,  counting  at  least  50 
black-and-orange  inflatable  rafts,  six 
to  10  of  which  had  capsized. 
Whipple  said  the  rafts  were  enclosed, 
preventing  him  from  seeing  whether 
there  was  anyone  on  them,  and  he 
said  helicopters  were  checking  each 
raft. 

The  Estonia  was  listed  as  carrying 
867  people  —  679  passengers  and 
188  crew  members,  said  Finnish 
Coast  Guard  officer  llkka  Karppala. 
It  was  en  route  from  the  Estonian 
capital,  Tallinn,  to  Stockholm. 
Sweden,  Karppala  said. 


Those  aboard  included  444 
Swedes  and  about  200  Estonians. 
The  nationalities  of  the  other  passen- 
gers and  crew  were  not  immediately 
known. 

The  German-built  Estonia  was 
equipped  with  several  restaurants, 
bars,  a  duty-free  shop  and  a  sauna.  It 
belongs  to  the  E-Liine  shipping  com- 
pany, which  is  owned  by  the  govern- 
ment Estonian  Shipping  Company. 

One  of  the  rescued  passengers,  a 
Swedish  man  in  his  mid-20s,  told  res- 
cuers the  disaster  happened  too 
quickly  for  most  people  to  prepare, 
according  to  Sederqvisl. 

"He  said  it  all  happened  so  quickly 
that  apparently  in  the  space  of  five 
minutes,  the  ship  listed  and  sank," 
Sederqvist  said  to  Finnish  radio.  "He 
himself  didn't  know  how  he  ended 
up  in  the  water." 


school 


Continued  from  page  1 

"This  incident  and  its  invali- 
dation could  mean  people  will 
breathe  a  sigh  of  relief  and  say. 
'Now  we  can  go  back  into 
denial.'"  she  said. 

"I  think  that  people  need  to 
believe  that  there  is  no  racism 
because  of  the  multicultural  fla- 
vor of  Amherst  and  the  Five 
College  community  so  we  have 
an  image  of  being  progressive." 

Page  said  she  has  heard  "too 
many  parents'  stories"  about 
issues  of  racism  in  the  Amherst 
schools  to  disregard  the  most 
recent  claims. 


Digging  in  the  dirt 


Despite  yesterday's  rain  and  mud, 
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Ki'lU  Sp*ing  S^•w\  Editor 

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Andrew  HfKi-.  M.it!  Vjuluur  '^iHirfi  /./ifcr^ 
I'uNtlK'H  ViKiinl    Wtmilll  i  l%\lit\  I  tiihft 

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|un  KuoUc  Cinululu"!  ^fu'iij^'-  >■ 

Marly  l*jp(u\  Ctuwifu-d   \dii'rfi^i'>t' 
Tufk'y  Puhlii-iitiuns /V((ir^.. 


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:  .I,nl>  =.iMce  1467. 
.1  111  ififl  i  Ht  p  III 


Watching  feathers  fall  down 


E.G.  Thomas 


Wlicn  I  vsiis  younger,  my  mother  used  lu  icll  me  I'd 
gci  u  Iciiilier  fur  every  good  deed  I  did. 
Lvcniuiills  I'd  huvc  enough  feathers  to  make 
wings  and  then  I  would  be  able  to  lly  to  heaven  and  be 
crowned  with  an  olfieiul  halo  made  of  gold. 

Iluvinp  not  grown  up  in  a  strictly  religious  home,  the 
iLiii  wa-.  iic\cr  put  into  me  that  if  I  didn't  have  enough 
lealhcrs,  I'd  end  up  falling  into  the  fiery  pits  of  hell.  I 
know  now  that  my  mother  meant  to  be  poetic,  but  back 
then  the  idea  of  accumulating  feathers  was  never  much  of 
an  incentive  to  run  out  and  do  good.  Other  kids  got 
gumnii  hear>,  I  got  feathers,  .  .  sc)  ^^_»^^.^^_^ 
much  lor  (Xiclrs. 

I  eaihers  or  no  feathers.  I  was  still 
a  little  angel  in  my  mother's  eyes.  So, 
ai  21.  when  1  asked  her  what  it 
nseani  to  be  a  good  person,  she 
seemed  utterly  bewildered.  I  guess  it 
hasn't  hit  her  yet  that  her  eyes  have 
not  alwjss  been  on  me.  And  well, 
when  they  weren't.  I  might  as  well 
have  had  two  little  red  horns  coming 
out  of  my  head.  And  to  be  perfectly 
honest,  those  horns  seem  to  keep 
getting  bigger  and  bigger  no  matter  how  hard  1  try  .  .  . 
and  I  have  been  trying. 

There  are  two  people  in  my  life  who  are  just  inherently 
good.  One  has  been  my  best  friend  since  the  seventh 
grade  and  the  other  I  met  in  college.  They  have  enough 
leathers  to  fly  everyone  in  the  valley  to  heaven.  They  are 
just  extraordinary  people  who  exude  goodness.  How  they 
can  be  friends  with  a  little  devil  like  me.  I've  never  been 
able  to  figure  out.  Maybe  because  they  know  I  try. 

In  fact,  during  the  nine  years  I've  known  my  best 
friend,  I've  always  tried  to  be  like  her.  For  nine  years  I've 
tried  to  figure  out  and  understand  why  it  is  I  get  myself 
into  so  much  trouble  and  she  always  seems  lo  avoid  it. 
And  for  those  nine  years.  I've  never  had  a  clue. 

I  can't  say  what  started  my  recent  fascination  with  good 
and  evil,  but  this  summer  I  made  a  sincere  promise  to 
myself  that  I  would  be  a  good  person  this  year.  I  was 
going  to  make  every  possible  effort  to  avoid  any  and  all 
potential  lorces  of  evil  and  just  do  good.  Well,  it's  been 
nearly  a  month  and  I've  never  been  so  frustrated.  While 
my  Iriends  are  looking  more  and  more  like  Raphael  paint- 
ings. I'm  feeling  more  and  more  like  the  Macintosh  the 
Queen  gave  Snow  White. 

Ol  course  I  know  there  are  certain  people  on  this  earth. 
and  indeed  at  this  school,  who  might  very  well  be  having 
afternoon  tea  with  Satan  every  week.  Luckily  I  don't 
believe  I've  gone  to  such  extremes  and  I  pray  that  I  don't 


/  never  truly  believed 
I  was  a  superhero  but  I 
suppose  I  never  willful- 
ly admitted  that  I  was 
human  either 


goodness  were  pul  lo  the  lest  and  I  failed  miserably.  I 
might  as  well  have  been  a  ihkk  Ihin^'  across  a  hunting 
range  —  there  were  leallici>  lailinj'  e\er\ where  And  lo 
the  tvi^o  who  got  caught  In  the  ^lossliie.  my  humblest 
apologies. 

At  different  times  the  iiesl  day.  I  rather  shamefully  con- 
(essed  my  sins  to  the  two  j^uardian  angels  iji  my  life.  "I'm 
evil,"  I  started,  'I  don't  know  hvv.  oi  why  this  happens  to 
me.  but  I'm  evil   I'm  a  mapnei  li.ir  it." 

Of  course  both  laughed  "N'ou're  being  ridiculous." 
they  each  said.  "You  are  not  evil,  yuu  just  made  a  mis- 
_— ^^____       t  a  ke . " 

"\  call,  a  rather  large  one,"  I  point- 
ed out, 

"But  a  misiuke  all  the  same."  they 
echoed. 

Since  both  know  of  my  concerted 
ellori  ai  goodness,  ihey  tried  to  be 
patieiii  with  me  throughout  the 
proclaiiialior)s  ol  my  poisonous  \Kavs. 
but  my  best  Iriend  finally  had  heard 
enough. 

"'^'ou  are  being  ridiculous.  What 
do  you  think  is  a  good  person  any- 
way? Someone  who  doesn't  make  any  mistakes?  You  are 
setting  up  these  unrealistic  expectations  for  yourself."  she 
said  sternly.  "You  made  a  mistake,  and  it's  not  as  if  you 
didn't  have  any  help  in  making  it  either," 

"So  then  what  do  you  think  is  a  good  person?"  I  asked. 
"You  are  a  good  person.  An  evil  person  is  someone  who 
has  malicious  intents  and  you  are  not  anything  near  mali- 
cious. A  good  person  is  someone  who  thinks  about  others 
and  is  honest  and  genuine  —  which  you  are.  But  you  are 
also  human,  you  make  mistakes,  we  all  do." 

Well,  I  never  truly  believed  I  was  a  superhero  but  I  sup- 
pose I  never  willfully  admitted  that  I  was  human  either. 
Maybe  accepting  that  fact  is  what  I've  needed  all  along. 
Trying  to  avoid  and/or  altogether  conquer  evil  without 
any  official  membership  to  the  Hall  of  lustice  is  really 
impossible.  And  to  think  I  have  always  thought  being 
Spiderman  would  be  tough,  this  human  thing  has  me 
going  in  circles. 

Indeed  being  human  means  making  mistakes.  Some  are 
bigger  or  more  frequent  or  more  humiliating  than  others, 
but  they  are  nevertheless  mistakes.  And  nowadays  having 
the  courage  to  face  up  to  and  possibly  suffer  through  the 
consequences  of  them  can  often  take  more  courage  than 
being  a  superhero.  Maybe  having  that  courage  is  the  key 
lo  what  makes  a  good  person. 

More  importantly,  maybe  I  have  a  few  more  feathers 
than  I  thought  I  did. 


have  that  potential.  But  the  other  night  my  efforts  at  EC.  Thomui,  imi  CoUcgiuinohawiin 


Were  turning  our  hacks  on  violence 


Thomas  E 
Akyaii 


The  gun  itself  was  nothing 
spectacular.  It  might  have 
been  a  .38.  or  maybe  a  .22. 
There  are  millions  of  revolvers  in 
America,  in  every  city  and  town, 
and  in  thousands  of  homes  owned 
by  people  whom  you  and  I  know 
and  respect.  This  gun  was  differ- 
ent 

1 1  wasn't  locked 
away  in  a  suburban 
cellar,  it  wasn't 
intended  to  be  u«:d 
to  defend  anyone's 
home  or  family,  nor  was  the  owner 
a  hunter  or  ouldoorsman.  This  par- 
ticular weapon  was  in  a  schoolbag, 
and  that  schoolbag  lay  about  ten 
feet  from  the  blackboard  upon 
which  my  mother  was  outlining  her 
lesson  for  the  day.  That's  what 
bothers  me. 

Myriad  viewpoints  abound  on 
the  issue  of  gun  control.  Some 
gun  ownership  groups  endorse  a 
stance  whereby  our  entire  popula- 
tion might  be  equally  armed.  Such 
reasoning  assumes  that  every 
wcll-adjusled  citizen  could  pull 
the  trigger  when  confronted  by  an 
armed  assailant.  With  the  crimi 
nal  element  aware  that  every  vic- 
tim nught  be  armed.  I  can  only 
imagine  that  muggers  might  be 
miire  inclined  to  shoot  first  and 
fastest. 

Such  a  Wild  West  mentality  is 
the  antithesis  of  where  our  Naitirul 
Horn  Kitten  society  needs  to  go.  It 
is  an  unreasonable  prop«.)sitlon  that 
•ve  arm  our  school  teachers  with 
high  caliber  handguns  to  protect 
them  from  the  dangers  inherent 
with  modern  schools.  Besides.  I 


don't  think  my  56-  year-old  moth- 
er is  quick  enough  on  the  draw  lo 
defend  herself  while  conjugating 
verbs. 

What  we  need  to  do  is  consider 
unlicensed  gun  possession  a  more 
serious  offense.  By  giving  a  gun 
license  to  any  citizen  who  doesn't 
have  a  prior  record  of 
criminal  or  psycho- 
logical problems,  we 
can  isolate  the  social 
clement  representing 
the  greatest  potential 
danger. 

lust  as  prior  DWIs  would  proba- 
bly represent  the  population  sector 
most  likely  lo  be  driving  without  a 
license,  law  enforcement  officials 
will  be  able  lo  assume  that  anyone 
picked  up  with  an  unlicensed  gun 
must  cither  have  a  record,  or  have 
intention  to  use  the  gun  to  commit 
a  crime.  Furthermore  the  registra- 
tion and  serialization  of  every 
handgun  and  piece  of  ammunition, 
including  computerized  recording 
of  when  and  to  whom  the  weapon- 
ry was  sold,  will  reinforce  the 
criminality  of  unlicensed  posses- 
sion. 

Undoubtedly  the  student 
detained  by  security  officers  in  my 
mother's  classi\>om  last  week  will 
be  back  in  the  New  York  City 
school  system  eventually.  Or  per- 
haps he'll  be  translerrcd  to  another 
school  in  the  district.  He  may  even 
spend  some  lime  in  a  city  reform 
program.  But  one  day  soon  he'll  be 
back  at  home,  back  where  everyone 
can  sec  thai  he's  no  worse  off  for 
the  experience. 
Certainly  the  focus  on  reform 


of  young  oflendeis  is  an 
admirable  one.  but  to  his  peers 
the  lack  of  punishment  represents 
the  la.vness  of  our  criminal  justice 
system. 

Only  by  giving  school-aged 
first-time  gun  offenders  a  mini- 
mum sentence  ol  at  least  one 
year,  perhaps  in  an  educational 
reformatory  outside  of  his  com- 
munity, can  we  simultaneously 
educate  the  perpetrator  and 
instill  in  our  most  violent  com- 
munities a  sfMse  of  respect  lor 
the  law 

Over  the  long  term,  the  incarcer- 
ation of  so-ealled  "habitual  crimi- 
nals" may  remove  from  inner-city 
schools  the  most  incorrigible 
offenders.  Perhaps  one  day  the  stu- 
denis  at  Adiai  Stevenson  High 
School  will  know  unquestionably 
that  il  they  bring  a  gun  to  schoe>l 
Ihey  will  be  punished  harshly. 
Maybe  then  they  will  be  able  lo 
focus  on  the  demands  of  learning. 
We  need  to  wholeheartedly  protect 
the  interests  ol  the  educators  and 
social  workers  who  venture  daily 
into  then"  crime-ridden  neighbor- 
hoods 

I  want  to  know  that  my  mother 
can  go  to  work  without  fear.  I 
want  to  rest  assured  thai  she  is 
doing  her  job  without  worrying 
every  lime  she  turns  her  back  on 
her  classroom.  So  long  as  the 
atmosphere  in  our  schools  remain 
poisoned  by  violence,  the  real 
losers  will  be  the  students  strug- 
gling against  impossible  odds  to 
.succeed 

Tliomas  Ativati  is  a  I'Mass  siu- 
dfiil 


ibury  By  Garry  Trudeou 


Opinion/Editorial 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Wednesday,  Septeml>er  28,  1994  /  Page  5 


A  simple  term  for  simple  minds 


Paul 
Sarkis 


While  flipping  through  one  of 
the  more  popular  current 
event  magazines.  I  came 
across  a  curious  term  whose  origins 
are  unknown  and  whose  application 
creates  more  confusion  than  lucidity. 

Being  of  collegiate  age  and  mildly 
influenced  by  the  aspects  of  youth 
culture,  I  have  been  led  to  believe 
thai  it  somehow  applies  to  me  as  well 
as  my  peers.  I  imagine  that  the  first 
lime  someone  uttered  the  words 
"Generation  X."  it  was  as  a 
fill-in-the-blank  type  expression  to 
cover  the  youth  of  our  society  for 
lack  of  a  better  term. 

As  time  wore  on  the 
search  for  a  more  suit- 
able term  was  aban- 
doned and  Generation 
X  was  stamped  on 
everyone  from  eighth  grade  mall-rats 
lo  professionals  just  out  of  graduate 
school.  So  how  did  such  a  large  por- 
tion of  the  populace  gain  the  honor 
of  being  labeled  by  a  variable? 

Il  is  simple  really:  those  whose  jobs 
entail  creating  and  promoting  labels 
could  not  possibly  conceive  the  multi- 
plicity they  were  attempting  to  some- 
how unily.  They  were  bound  by  the 
laws  of  the  past,  and  guided  by  the 
principles  of  business  and  finance.  It 
is  then  plain  to  see  why  the  elders  of 
society  could  not  see  that  this  one 
generation  was  anything  but  one  gen- 
eration. 

Born  in  the  confusion  of  the  early 
Seventies,  we  spent  our  childhood 
and  adolescence  under  the  threat  of 
global  annihilation.  Whether  or  not 
we  escaped  this  fate  was  almost  aca- 
demic considering  the  fact  that  we 
would  still  inherit  a  world  decimat- 
ed by  those  who  came  before  us,  a 
world  riddled  with  the  type  of  polit- 


ical and  social  ills  that  seem  a  har- 
binger for  some  Biblical 
Armageddon. 

Is  it  really  any  wonder  thai  from 
all  of  this  was  borne  a  generation 
whose  only  unifying  theme  could  be 
"What's  the  Point?"  That's  the  one 
question  that  the  Baby  Boomers, 
flower  children  and  hippies  alike 
never  had  lo  ask.  So  now  as  the 
middle-agers  and  over-lhe-hillers 
have  come  to  realize  how  society 
has  decayed  through  their  ignorance 
and  greed  as  they  prepare  to  pass 
the  flickering  torch,  it  has  become 
imperative  to  figure 
out  who  exactly  they 
are  passing  il  lo. 

Well  then,  it  may 
be  asked  wherein  lies 
the  key  to  this  disillu- 
sioned fragment  of  society?  MTV? 
Not  quite.  The  millionaires  who 
control  this  operation  have  captured 
as  few  of  the  realities  of  life  to  an 
American  Young  Adult  as  Bill 
Clinton  has  captured  approval  rat- 
ing points. 

In  their  feeble  attempt  lo  create  a 
pop  culture,  they  have  displayed 
some  of  the  most  inane,  tacky  and 
exceedingly  boring  broadcasting  in 
the  history  of  television.  The  majority 
of  their  audience  is  now  comprised  of 
pre-teens  being  led  lo  believe  that 
being  a  young  adult  is  about  dancing 
half-naked  on  the  beach  and  resur- 
recting old  T.V.  shows  for  weekend 
maialhons. 

Kurt  Loder's  fierce  journalistic 
style  notwithstanding.  MTV  falls  far 
short  of  defining  the  youth  of 
America.  So  why  is  it  this  type  of 
pseudo-culture  is  so  often  mistaken 
for  our  own?  Once  again  greed 
rears  its  ugly  head  by  forcing  the 


movers  and  shakers  of  the  "SOs  to 
create  hideously  moronic  attempts 
at  bridging  the  chasm  (it  may  have 
been  a  gap  five  years  ago)  between 
generations  in  order  to  make  a 
buck. 

Every  promotion,  commercial  and 
printed  advertisement  targeting 
young  audiences  is  a  farce  of 
oul-dated  lingo  with  players  clad  in 
the  latest  mall  fashions  and  some 
lame  jingle  resembling  whatever  is  on 
the  Billboard  Top  Ten. 

Having  failed  miserably  at  their 
attempts  to  improve  our  world,  it 
would  seem  logical  that  those  trying 
lo  label  our  generation  are  getting 
nowhere  fast  and  will  soon  be  put  out 
to  pasture  while  we're  left  holding 
the  bag. 

Dismal  as  it  may  seem,  the  future 
remains  perched  on  the  limbs  of  our 
withered  existence  like  so  many  vul- 
tures awaiting  the  final  desperate 
gasps  of  a  wounded  gazelle.  After 
all,  the  only  certainty  of  the  future 
is  that  it  will  come  to  be,  and  for  all 
the  increasingly  misguided  attempts 
at  trying  to  predict  and  understand 
it,  the  only  glimmer  of  hope  that 
can  be  seen  in  the  blackened  hori- 
zon is  that  those  who  ruined  today 
will  not  have  the  chance  to  spoil 
tomorrow. 

For  if  our  generation  is  under- 
stood, il  will  most  certainly  be  sub- 
verted and  reconditioned  to  a  more 
normative  philosophy.  For  this  rea- 
son alone,  let  them  be  content  with 
labeling  us  Generation  X  so  they  may 
remain  as  clueless  in  the  ways  of  our 
society  as  they  were  to  their  own,  lest 
we  be  robbed  of  the  identity  we  will 
someday  create  ourselves,  for  belter 
or  worse. 

Paul  Sarlds  is  a  UMass  siudeni 


The  possibility  of  uncertainty 


If  you  are  a  University  of 
Massachusetts  student  like  me 
and  you  have  parents  lhat<are 
anything  like  mine,  you  might  be  a 
little  frustrated  by  having  everyone 
tell  you  what  career  to  get  into.  My 
father  has  been  relentlessly  trying  to 
get  me  to  change  my  career  choice 
ever  since  I  told  him  what  il  was. 

"I  want  lo  dance.  Dad.  I  want  to 
perform,  choreograph  and  teach  " 
There.  I  had  said  it. 
End  of  conversation. 
My  mind  was  made 
up. 

Well,  thai  was  two 
years  and  three  million 
lectures  ago  —  lectures  that  I  am  still 
receiving  tciday.  He  truly  believes  that 
someday  all  of  his  wisdom  will  reach 
me  and  I'll  miraculously  enroll  myself 
in  business  and  finance  courses  Poor 
soul,  he  chooses  to  blind  himself  to 
the  fact  that  math  is  my  worst  sub- 
ject, not  to  mention  the  fad  that  I'd 
never  be  happy. 

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it  folks?  You  have  to  pick  something 
that  you  know  in  your  heart  is  going 
to  be  rewarding  for  you.  If  you 
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make  tons  of  money  doing  it.  but  you 
loathe  the  job,  doesn't  that  defeat  the 
purpose?  Life  is  so  short,  why  not  be 
happy  with  what  you  do? 

For  me.  it's  kind  of  tough.  I  hail 
from  a  family  infested  with  accoun- 
tants, lawyers  and  doctors.  And  that's 
just  my  mother's  side.  My  father  is  a 
financial  analyst  whose  job  descrip- 
tion now  includes  managerial  duties. 
My  older  sister  has 
just  graduated  from 
Massachusetts  College 
of  Pharmacy  with  hon- 
ors, is  licensed,  and 
makes  50  grand  a 
year.  My  younger  sister  is  a  sopho- 
more at  Ripon  College  in  Wisconsin, 
where  she  double  majors  in  German 
and  chctnistry. 

I.  uh.  |ust  want  to  dance. 

Yes,  I  do  get  frustrated  when  peo- 
ple automatically  assume  upon  hear- 
ing my  career  choice  that  I'm  "dumb- 
er than  a  doorknob,"  and  "oh.  isn't  it 
too  bad  that  she'll  never  live  comfort- 
ably because  as  everyone  knows, 
there's  no  money  to  be  made  in  the 
arts,  but  bless  her  heart  for  trying, 
right?"  Dm.  .  .  bile  me. 

What  it  really  comes  down  to  is 
this:  THIS  IS  MY  LIFE.  I  will  do 
what  I  want  with  il,  and  hold  myself 
fully  responsible  for  all  the  conse- 
quences that  occur  as  a  direct  result 
of  my  decisions.  I  want  to  move 
through  space  on  a  daily  basis,  feel- 
ing the  warmth  of  the  blood  in  my 
veins,  the  sweat  on  my  skin,  and  the 
music  in  my  cars. 


I  want  to  feel  my  muscles  wot  king, 
the  soreness,  the  fatigue,  and  the  cal- 
louses as  they  build  up  on  the  soles  of 
my  feel.  I  want  to  place  my  body  in 
gut-wrenching  positions  to  stretch  it 
out,  because  it  feels  really  good  The 
only  reason  I  can  say  this  and  not 
really  care  about  the  money  factor  is 
that  all  of  these  feelings  mean  some- 
thing. They  make  me  feel  alive. 

I  realize  that  my  father  is  looking 
out  for  my  best  interests,  and  I  love 
him  deariy  for  it.  But  there  comes  a 
point  in  everyone's  life  when  they 
have  to  start  making  up  their  own 
minds  in  regards  lo  how  they  want  to 
spend  their  time.  Only  you  know  how 
you  want  to  spend  the  rest  of  your 
life  and  it  all  starts  here,  with  your 
txjucation. 

While  you  are  in  college,  you  will 
make  decisions  and  mistakes.  You'll 
choose  classes  and  change  majors.  At 
the  end  of  it  all  if  you  truly  feel  com- 
fortable with  what  that  paper  in  your 
hand  represents,  you  will  be  success- 
ful. No  question  about  it. 

My  grandmother  u.sed  lo  say  that 
life  has  an  abundance  of  two  things; 
unccriaintics  and  possibilities.  I  say, 
hold  on  to  things  in  your  life  that  you 
arc  certain  of  because  these  will  bring 
you  security  and  comfort  when  you 
need  it  most.  When  all  of  the  external 
voices  around  you  start  to  ting  in 
your  head,  and  the  only  thing  you're 
sure  of  is  that  you  arc  confused,  lis- 
ten to  what  your  heart  says.  Believe 
me,  it  knows. 

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Arts  &  Living 


Basquiat  reconsidered  at  MHC 

Whitney  Museum  curator  to  examine  controversial  artwork 


By  Taro  MK  Connelly 

Collegian  Staff 


The  woik  of  controversial  contem- 
porary artist  lean- Michel  Basquiat 
will  be  examined  tomorrow  night  in  a 
lecture  at  the  Mount  Holyoke 
College. 

Thelma  Golden,  associate  curator 
at  the  Whitney  Museum  in  New 
York,  will  present  "Reconsidering 
Basquiat"  at  4  p.m.  in  Gamble 
Auditorium  The  lecture  is  one  of 
several  programs  being  offered  with 
the  exhibition.  lean-Micliet  Baaiiuiat: 
The  lituf  Ritibon  Paintings  at  the 
MIIC  Art  Museum. 

Basquiat  s  meteoric  rise  to  critical 
and  financial  success  generated  con- 
siderable discussion  and  controversy 
throughout  the  art  world.  Although 
his  career  ended  with  his  death  in 
1988.  the  debate  about  his  place  in 
the  history  of  twentieth  century  art 
continues. 

MHC  Art  Museum  curator  Wendy 
Watson  explained  that  the  exhibition 
is  an  excellent  opportunity  to  view  an 
interesting  example  of  contemporary 
American  expressionism. 

"There  is  a  lot  of  controversial 
notions  surrounding  Basquait." 
Watson  said.  "A  lot  of  people 
thought  he  was  just  another  '80s 
Hash  in  the  pan.  but  he  had  great  tal- 


ent. 

tiasquait  was  heavily  inlluenced  by 
St  reel  culture  and  obsessed  with  the 
language  and  symbols  of  modern 
socieiy.  The  artist  possessed  a  power- 
fully absorptive  style  that  he  com- 
bined with  an  instinctive  composi- 
tional elegance,  brilliant,  surprising 
color  and  bold  lettering  to  express  a 
unique  interpretation  of  his  environ- 
ment. 

His  explorations  of  materialism, 
prejudice,  sexuality  and  other  con- 
temporary issues  have  been  fiercely 
criticized  by  some  as  sensationalist 
and  vacuous.  Others  argue  that  his 
work  should  be  exonerated  for  its 
raw.  dynamic  and  brutally  honest 
relleetion  of  the  modem  world. 

"He  painted  a  series  of  I  1  Ipaint- 
ings|.  It  wa.s  also  around  the  time  he 
first  met  Andy  Warhol.  Warhol  and 
Basquait  painted  a  group  together 
and  it  was  the  first  time  he  used  the 
method  of  silkscreen  on  canvas." 
Watson  said. 

In  an  essay  on  Basquait's  Blue 
Ribbon  Paintings  for  the  Whitney 
Museum  of  American  Art  journal, 
author  Bruce  Guenther  wrote  that, 
"to  encounter  the  works  of  the  late 
lean-Michel  Basquait  is  to  experience 
formation  of  an  ambitious  new  visual 
language  of  global  cultural  fusion. 

"One  of  the  most  compelling  and 


complex  artists  to  emerge  I  rum  his 
generation.  Basquait  gleaned  the 
encyclopedic  debris  ol  the  late  twen- 
tieth century  to  create  a  potent  ess,i\ 
in  cultural  self-definition 
Basquait's  work  gives  immeiliate 
voice  to  the  Multicultural  realities  of 
urban  America  on  the  brink  ol  the 
second  millennium." 

The  Htiw  Kilylnw  Painlings  high- 
light the  best  of  Basquait's  revolu- 
tionary use  of  silkscreening  that  he 
created  before  his  battle  with  cancer 
ended. 

Thelma  Golden  is  associate  curator 
at  the  Whitney  Museum  of  American 
art  and  branch  director  of  the 
Whitney  Museum  at  Philip  Morris.  A 
1987  graduate  of  Smith  College. 
Golden  has  taken  part  in  the  organi- 
zation of  a  series  of  important  and 
ground-breaking  exhibitions,  includ- 
ing the  1995  Whitney  llienniul 
Extiibition  and  the  Uotdtm  l.lcnwnt 
tnside  Gold.  She  has  also  written 
numerous  articles  and  essays  and  has 
lectured  widely  on  American  and 
African-American  art. 

Tfte  Mount  llotyolce  L'oltege  ,4f/ 
Museum  is  open  Ttiursday  and 
Friday,  II  a.m.  to  5  p.m..  Saturday 
and  Sunday.  I  p.m.  to  5  p.m.  Tliis 
lecture,  as  well  as  admission  to  the 
museum,  is  free  artd  open  lo  the  pub- 
lic. 


Timecop  tops  weekend  box  office  results 


By  John  Horn 

Associated  Press 


LOS  ANGELES  —  The  action  film  Timecop  lopped  the 
box  office  and  Terminal  Velocity  had  a  strong  debut, 
while  Quiz  Sliow  performed  well  in  its  first  weekend  of 
national  release.  Timecop's  $8.2  million  gross  was  padded 
by  Saturday  sneak  previews  for  The  River  Wild,  also  pro- 
duced by  Universal  Pictures.  Income  Irom  sneaks  are 
added  to  the  films  with  which  they  play. 

Terminal  Velocity  was  second  in  ticket  sales.  Monday 
figures  showed. 

Vui:  Show  had  a  large  per-screen  average  while  playing 
in  219  locations. 

Among  new  films.  Tim  Robbins'  The  Shawshunii 
Redemption  looked  mildly  promising,  but  Eric  Stoltz's 
Sleep  With  Me  was  weak.  A  re-release  of  Schindler's  List 
proved  unpopular.  The  Top  20  movies  al  US,  and 
Canadian  theaters  over  the  week*;nd.  as  compiled  by 
Exhibitor  Relations  Co.  from  actual  returns  and  studio 
estimates: 

1.  Timecop,  Universal.  $8.2  million.  2.231  locations. 
$5,665  per  location.  $25.9  million,  two  weeks. 

2.  Terminal  Velocity,  Disney.  $5.5  million.  1.794  loca- 
tions. $5,066  per  location.  $5.5  million,  one  week. 

5.  Forrest  (Jump.  Paramount.  $5.46  million.  2.565  loca- 


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Judge  rules  'Northern  Exposure'  idea 
unfairly  swiped  from  screenwriter 


By  John  Horn 

Associated  Press 


LOS  ANGELES  -  The  concept  lor  "Northern 
Exposure"  was  lifted  from  a  screenwriter  and  the 
show's  distributor  must  pay  him  $7.5  million  in  dam- 
ages, a  Superior  Court  JU17  ruled  Monday. 

The  JU17  found  that  MCA  Inc.  and  its  Universal  City 
Studios  unfairly  helped  devekip  writer  Sandy  Veith's 
1981  script  "Coletta"  into  what  eventually  became  the 
CBS  hit  drama  series  "Northern  Exposure."  which 
debuted  in  luly  1990. 

Both  "Coletta"  and  "Northern  Exposure."  are  about 
a  New  York  doctor  whose  medical  school  tuition  is 
paid  for  by  another  party.  In  "Coletta."  it  is  the  resi- 
dents of  a  small  town. 

In  "Northern  Exposure"  it  is  the  state  of  Alaska.  In 
both  scripts,  the  doctor  travels  to  a  new  location  far 
outside  the  big  city  to  pay  off  the  debt  and  encounters 
various  eccentric  characters.  The  lawsuit  didn't  specify 
where  Coletta  would  be  located. 

Veith's  lawyers  contended  that  the  stor>-  line  of  their 
client's  screenplay  was  "virtually  identical"  to  the  story 
line  of  "Northern  Exposure." 

Veith  wrote  the  "Coletta"  script  while  under  con- 
tract at  Universal.  Several  networks  expressed  interest 
in  the  project,  but  it  was  not  produced,  the  lawsuit 
said. 

The  jury  was  convinced  that  Universal  executives 
familiar  with  the  concept  conveyed  its  ideas  to 
loshua  Brand  and  |ohn  Falsey  around  1988  while  the 
Emmy  Award-winning  writing  pair  were  under  con- 
tract at  Universal,  said  Glen  Kulik,  an  attorney  for 
Veith. 

Louis  Petrich,  an  attorney  for  MCA  and  Universal, 
said  Brand  and  Falsey  developed  "Northern 
Exposure"  independently,  and  based  it  in  part  on  the 
real-life  experiences  of  a  friend  of  theirs.  He  said  the 
similarities  between  the  stories  were  "sheer  coinci- 


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"Northern  Exposure"  star  Rob  Morrow 

dence." 

An  appeal  was  being  considered.  Petrich  said. 

The  large  jury  award  includes  compensation  owed 
Veith  for  the  show  and  a  monetary  calculation  of  how 
his  career  would  have  benefited  from  being  a.ssociated 
with  its  creation. 

Brand  and  Falsey.  credited  as  the  creators  of 
"Northern  Eixposure."  were  not  named  as  defendants  in 
the  breach  of  contract  lawsuit  because  Veith  did  not 
have  an  agreement  with  them.  Kulik  said. 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Sports 


A'lO^s  stingiest  keeper  is  an  aspiring  pro 


By  Ted  Kottler 

Collegion  StoK 


Three  scjr>-  .i^Hi.  a  Npotl>  writer 
appruiiched  .1  L  mversiiy  o\ 
Massuchii^ell-.  iiK-n's  soeecr  gtul 
keeper  lolkiwmj:  a  Miiiuleman  vieto 
r\.  lie  iliouizhi  11  v^.in  Ion  Gruber 
{'^2h  iIk-  iheii  No  I  iielminder  who 
had  jii^i  -Hul  I'ul  his  opponent. 

Insie.ul.  he  loiintl  himself  talking 
to  Mark  \Soir.  who  niexlestly  resem- 
bles Ciruber  they're  both  tall  and 
blond-  but  had  nothing  to  discuss 
execpl  another  afternoon  riding  the 
pine  as  a  Ireshman. 

Today.  \Vellesley"s  Wolf  finds  him- 
sull  rapidly  climbing  UMass'  all-limc 
goaltending  charts:  182  saves.  10 
shutouts  and  a  goals  against  average 
of  l.'SI  entering  this  season  -  which 
in  I  ^^4  is  a  New  England 
seeond'besi  0.82.  the  lop  mark  in 
the  Atlantic  U). 

The  onlv  bench-warming  Wolf  has 
done  lately  was  last  sprmg  for  a  pair 
of  English  Football  Association  clubs, 
Rothemian  United  of  Division  2  and 
Torquay  United  of  Division  3.  He 
was  not  capped,  but  was  grateful  for 
the  experience. 

"England  was  unbelievable,'  Wolf 
said.  "I  didn't  play  any  games,  but 
(the  teams!  were  kind  enough  to  lei 
me  train  with  them.  It  was  amazing. 
It  gave  me  confidence  1  could  play  at 
that  level." 

In  1993,  Wolf  was  not  getting 
much  opportunity  to  prove  he  could 
play  in  the  NCAA.  Following  a  fine 
sophomore  campaign,  he  started  only 
eight  games  last  season  as  Brackie 
Reyes  poised  himself  to  become  the 
man. 

"I  was  really  set  back."  Wolf  said. 
"It  was  a  learning  experience.  At 
times  I  was  really  obnoxious,  really 
selfish  about  it  [playing  time].  But 
I'm  glad  it  happened." 

Wolf  is  built  like  the  quintessential 
goalkeeper:  6-foot-4  inches, 
long-limbed  and  in  peak  physical 
condition.  He  knows  he  has  all  the 
physical  attributes  to  succeed 
between  the  posts. 

'For  a  while  I  relied  on  athleticism, 
but  it  only  gets  you  so  far.  When  I 
got  to  UMass.  I  realized  I  had  to  start 
working  at  it  to  be  good,  so  1  put  the 
time  in,"  he  said. 


Women's  tennis  rolls  on 

The  6-^  squad  still  seeks  recognition 


"As  a  team  we've 
handled  the  pressure 
really  well.  It's  tough 
for  the  freshmen 
because  they're  ner- 
vous, but  they've  real- 
ly come  through. " 


COU«TtSY  MiDIA  KfmllON'i 

Senior  goalie  Mark  Wolf  has  shined  so  far  this  season  as  the  Minutemen  hope  to  return  to  the  post  season. 


Before  each  game  Wolf  meets  with 
the  three  key  fullbacks.  Dan 
Chagnon.  |oe  jacobson  and  Benny 
Shcally,  to  confer  about  strategy. 
Sheally  recognizes  the  effectiveness 
of  this  practice,  particularly  when  it 
carries  over  to  the  pitch. 

"Good  communication  starts  with 
Mark."  Sheally  said.  "From  him  it  fil- 
ters through  to  everybody.  We're  all 
pretty  vocal." 

Wolf  added,  "If  we're  all  talking  and 
working  together,  that's  how  we  win.'" 

If  the  rear  guard  did  its  homework 
for  today's  match  with  the  University 
of  Hartford,  it  knows  there  will  be  an 
Elvis  sighting  on  Garber  Field.  Not 
Mr.  Presley,  but  one  Elvis  Thomas,  as 


accomplished  a  scorer  as  the  UMass 
defense  will  mark. 

Thomas,  a  senior,  is  Hartford's 
most  experienced  and  successful 
player  with  38  goals  in  59  career 
games.  He  is  complemented  in  a  for- 
mation similar  to  UMass'  by  sopho- 
more Rob  lachym.  who  is  equally 
dangerous  with  1 7  goals  in  29  career 
games.  Each  striker  has  five  goals 
and  an  assist  this  season. 

Wolf  has  seen  his  share  of  top 
guns,  and  many  have  scored  on  him. 
But  today  v/ill  be  Wolfs  34th  colle- 
giate appearance  and  he  has  learned 
to  maintain  his  composure  when  he 
can  itot  make  the  save. 

'It's  a  thing  I've  been  working  on  a 


lot  lately."  said  Wolf,  who  has  been 
beaten  just  six  times  this  year. 
"Basically,  you  just  don't  think. 
Anytime  I  start  thinking  about  the 
past.  I  lose  focus  on  the  present.  If 
they  score.  I  don't  care.  The  game 
goes  on." 

Wolf,  a  senior  sports  management 
major,  hopes  to  return  to  the  English 
FA  upon  graduation  or  take  a  stab  at 
Major  League  Soccer  in  the  United 
States.  With  the  dearth  of  Americans 
playing  professionally  worldwide,  it 
would  be  a  significant  triumph  if  he 
should  succeed. 

"I  don't  want  to  be  40  and  say 
'what  if,'"  Wolf  reasoned.  "I  want  to 
see  how  far  I  can  take  this.* 


By  Derek  Milosavljevic 

Collegian  Stotf 

There's  another  women's  team 

making  a  lot  of  noise  at  the 

University  of  Massachusetts. 
The  nationally  ranked  soccer 

and  field  hockey  teams  may  grab 

most  of  the  headlines,  but  the 

Minutewomen  tennis  team  has 

quietly  jumped  out  to  a  6-0  start. 
The     latest 

victims  in  the 

path    of    the 

Minutewomen 

were  the 

Universities  of 

Vermont  and 

Maine. 
Playing 

away       from 

home  for  the 

first  time  this 

season         at       

Durham.  N.H., 

UMass  showed  no  signs  of  road 

sickness  and  won  both  matches 

easily,  8-1  over  UNH  and  9-0 

over  Maine. 

Head  Coach  ludy  Dixon  said 
her  team  was  talented  enough  to 

win  both  games  but  the  real  tests 
for  the  Minutewomen  would  come 
at  the  end  of  the  fall  and  in  the 
spring  season. 

On  Sept.  20  the  Holy  Cross 
Crusaders  made  the  journey  10  the 
Boydcn  tennis  courts  and  got 
roughed  up,  8-1,  by  a  team  that 
seems  to  be  growing  stronger  and 
more  confident  as  those  tougher 
matches  approach. 

One  reason  for  the  team's  eariy 
success  is  Noelle  Orsini.  A  mem- 
ber of  the  Minutcwomen's  strong 
freshman  class.  Orsini  turned  in 
her  best  performance  of  the  sea- 
son against  the  Crusaders.  She 
had  little  trouble  handling  her  No. 
2  singles  position  opponent  Kathy 
Melli,  6-0,  6-1. 

Orsini  said  the  key  to  her  play- 
ing so  well  was  confidence. 

"In  my  other  matches,  I  was  a 
little  nervous,"  she  said.  "This 
time  I  kept  my  mind  on  hitting  the 


ball  deep  and  being  aggressive.  I 
was  able  to  end  the  points  quicker 
and  be  more  confident." 

Her  confidence  showed  as 
Orsini,  at  only  five  feet,  three 
inches,  served  up  three  aces  and 
several  more  service  winners. 

Leading  the  charge  for  UMass 
was  junior  LiesI  Sitton.    Siiton 
made  quick  work  of  her  No.  1  sin- 
gles     opponent,       Stephanie 
__^____^__       Raymond,  6-0, 
6-1. 

Yet  to  drop 
a  set  this  sea- 
son, Sitton 
showed  again 
why  she  is  con- 
sidered among 
the  best  play- 
ers in  the 
region.  As 
team  captain 

however,  she 

was  quick  to 
deflect  praise  of  her  younger 
teammates. 

"As  a  team  we've  handled  the 
pressure  really  well,"  she  said. 
"It's  tough  for  the  freshmen 
because  they're  nervous,  but 
they've  really  come  through." 

In  addition  to  Orsini's  win,  the 
two  other  freshman  starters  for 
UMass  came  away  with  straight 
set  victories.  Caroline  Steele  had 
little  trouble  at  No.  5  singles 
defeating  Sharon  Cox,  6-3,  6-3, 
and  Lana  Goredeskaya  pounded 
the  Crusaders'  Liz  Quarta,  6-2, 
6-2. 

Sophomore  Liz  Durant  was  the 
final  singles  victor  for  the 
Minutewomen.  She  was  leading 
5-0  in  the  first  set  when  her  oppo- 
nent defaulted. 

Yesterday's  scheduled  match 
with  Providence  College  was 
postponed  due  to  rain.  They  will 
be  rescheduled  to  play  on  Oct. 
1  I  at  3  p.m.  on  the  Boyden 
courts. 

For  now  the  Minutewomen  find 
themselves  stuck  in  a  category 
familiar  to  so  many  UMass 
women's  teams  . . .  undefeated. 


Matt 
Vautour 


Lockout  looming 
over  NHL  season 

.    Doomsday  approaches. 

As  the  Oct.  1  deadline  approaches,  the  National 
Hockey  League  ituuiagement  and  players  union  are 
nowhere  close,  setting  the  stage  for  a  lockout  and 
prolonged  work  stoppage. 
This  will  be  a  severe  blow  to  the  league. 

In  the  1993-94  sea- 
son, the  NHL 
advanced  itself  by 
leaps  and  bounds.  The 
league  now  has 
footholds  in  places 
hockey  never  dreamed  of.  Franchises  were  begin- 
ning to  flourish  in  San  Jose.  Anaheim.  Dallas, 
Miami  (Rorida  Panthers)  and  Tampa  Bay. 

Marketing  is  sky  high.  The  trendy  uniforms  of  the 
new  franchises  as  well  as  some  of  the  popular  tradi- 
tional logos  are  selling  better  than  ever  before. 

The  Stanley  Cup's  return  to  the  Big  Apple,  com- 
bined with  lackluster  NBA  playoffs,  ignited  interest 
in  the  NHL  last  spring  as  hockey  fans  all  over  were 
rejoicing  in  their  game's  newfound  success. 

Television  noticed  too.  In  addition  to  the  All-Star 
game  on  NBC  and  the  late  season  Sunday  afternoon 
broadcasts  on  ABC.  ESPN  was  showing  more 
games  than  ever  and  the  deuce  (ESPN2)  picked  up 
some  as  well. 

For  the  upcoming  season.  FOX  signed  on  to 
cover  games  late  in  the  season.  The  long-awaited 
regular  national  television  coverage  was  well  on  its 
way  to  becoming  a  fixture. 

It  almost  seemed  too  good  to  be  true. 
It  was. 

The  league  management  is  dangerously  dote  to 
pressing  that  fateful  self  destruct  button.  No  hockey 
this  season  would  be  two  giants  steps  backward 
from  last  year's  forward  progress. 

The  fans  that  blame  the  players  in  the  baseball 
strike  need  to  look  the  other  way  in  the  NHL.  The 
players  are  easily  the  lowest  paid  athletes  in  the 
four  major  professional  sports.  They  are  looking  to 
increase  their  free  agency  and  avoid  »  salary  cap. 

Unlike  Major  League  baseball,  the  players  arc 
willing  to  make  compromises,  including  a  rookie 
salary  cap.  It  is  the  owners  who  arc  being  the  hard 
liners. 

Commissioner  Gary  Betiman  claims  it  will  not  be 
a  lockout  because  the  training  camps  will  still  be 
open.  There  just  won't  be  any  games  until  an  agree- 
ment is  reached.  This  difference  is  comforting 
nobody. 

Bettman  says  the  entire  season  will  be  played 
even  if  it  is  started  late.  Don't  buy  it.  There  is  no 
way  the  NHL  will  be  playing  in  July  because  it 
would  finish  too  close  to  the  start  of  the  1995-96 
season. 

What  Bettman  and  the  rest  of  the  management 
do  not  understand  is  that  hockey  is  not  baseball. 

When  the  baseball  strike  ends  and  the  boys  ol 
summer  return  to  the  playing  field,  after  a  short 
period  of  time  the  fans  will  return.  Baseball  is  a 
part  of  Americana.  The  game  is  part  of  our  history 
and  our  culture,  and  the  game  will  endure. 

Hockey  does  not  have  that  strength  behind  it  It 
has  been  a  regional  sport  for  most  of  its  existence 
Almost  every  American  knows  the  names  of  Ruth. 
DiMaggio,  Mantle  and  Mays.  Except  for  the  diehard 
hockey  fan.  the  names  Bobby  Hull,  Stan  Mikiia  and 

Turn  to  NMl,  page  6 


Field  hockey  looks  for  intensity  against  NU 


By  Matt  Vautour 

Coll«gion  Staff 


Undefeated,  but  still  unhappy. 

Despite  going  5-0-1  in  their  first  six  games,  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  field  hockey  team  is  dis- 
pleased with  their  performance  so  far. 

"We're  dominating  teams,  but  by  our  standards  we 
didn't  play  well,"  said  first-year  Coach  Megan  Donnelly. 

The  Minutewomen  have  shown  flashes  of  brilliance  and 
their  defense  has  been  almost  perfect.  But  they  have  yet  to 
put  together  a  strong  performance  over  the  course  of  an 
entire  game. 
The  intensity  has  been  a  question  mark. 
"I  was  disappointc-d  because  we  are  capable  of  playing 
,11  ^ueh  a  high  level."  Donnelly  said.  "When  you  know  that 
and  you  don't  sec  it,  you  get  upset.  There  are  a  lot  of  good 
things,  but  it's  not  as  sharp  as  it  should  be." 

The  low  point  came  last  Sunday  as  the  Minutewomen 
played  to  a  0—0  lie  with  a  less  talented  Rutgers  College 
team. 

"It  was  an  away  game,  on  the  opposite  surface  that  we 
play  on.  that  finished  in  a  double  overtime  tic."  said 
IX)nnclly  "If  you're  going  to  screw  up.  that's  the  way  to 
doit." 

Donnelly  believes  that  Monday's  session  of  watching 
the  game  on  video  was  a  big  step  toward  getting  back  on 
track. 

■It  helped  to  have  them  sit  down  yesterday,"  she  said. 
"It  wasn't  fun  for  them  We  kept  rewinding  every  mistake. 
When  you  are  an  athlete,  and  sec  yourself  not  doing  basic 
things,  it  upsets  you.  These  kids  have  a  tremendous 
amount  of  pride.  We'll  be  fine." 

They  will  need  a  strong  showing  this  afternoon.  Today's 
malchiip  features  a  battle  of  the  top  two  teams  in  the  New 
England  Region  The  No.  2  Minutewomen  will  try  to  take 
over  the  top  spot  from  the  No.  I  Northeastern  Huskies 
this  afternoon  at  3:30  pm.  at  Totman  Field.  Donnelly  said 
this  will  be  the  game  to  gel  the  Minutewomen  on  track. 

"This  is  what  we  need,"  she  said.  "We're  playing  a 
regional  opponent,  a  traditional  rival.  We're  fired  up." 

The  grass  field  at  Toiman  will  be  a  big  lift  for  UMass 
against  Huskies  who  are  used  to  the  artificial  surface. 

"It's  great."  said  Donnelly.  "We  need  to  be  up  on  our 
field.  It's  a  great  advantage  for  us  to  be  at  home  against 
anybody,  but  especially  against  a  regional  opponent.  Our 
learn  feels  that  this  is  their  home  and  tht^  lake  it  up  to 
another  level.  They  love  to  play  here." 

Traditionally,  the  Huskies  have  always  given  the 
Minutewomen  tough  games. 

"They  arc  always  a  dangerous  team.  They  got  a  transfer 


NATHAN  MAfTOt  /  COUKMN 


Turn  to  FIELD  HOCKEY  page  6 


Coaltender  Hilary  Rose  has  been  a  key  to  the  success  of  the  Minutewomen  so  far. 


New  England  Patriots  looking  at  potential  playoff  berth 


By  Howord  Uknon 
Associated  Press 


lOXBORO.  Mass,  For  his  six  full  seasons. 
Patriots  nose  tackle  Tim  Cload  has  been  in  the  middle 
ol  the  misery,  his  body  bruised  in  weekly  battles  with 
ollensivc  linemen.  And  for  what?  Not  a  single  playoff 
game. 

I  incbacker  Vinecnl  Brown  has  been  there  all  six  years. 
Tackle  Bruce  Armstrong  has  suffcR-d  ihmugh  seven  sea- 
Mins.  He  joinetl  New  England  in  1987.  the  year  after  their 
la^i  playoff  appearance. 

'We  look  at  each  other  and  sbv,  I'm  ready  to  win." 
Cioad  said. 

They  have  been  with  the  Patriots  longer  than  anyone 
T  hey  have  been  through  four  coaches,  four  owners  and  no 
playoff  games.  Bui  with  new  owner  Robert  Kraft  and  sec- 
ond year  coach  Bill  Parcclls.  the  playoffs  suddenly  seem 


possible. 

"We're  in  this  race  a  little  bit."  Parcclls  says. 

His  rebuilding  program  is  progressing  rapidly.  Drew 
Bledsoe  has  thrown  for  more  yards  than  any  NFL  quarter 
back.  The  Patriots  have  won  two  straight  road  games  for 
the  first  lime  since  1988.  They  arc  lied  for  third  in  the 
AFC  East  with  a  2-2  record,  trailing  Miami  and  Buffalo 
by  one  game,  teams  ihey  nearly  beat  in  their  first  two 
games.  No  team  in  the  division  has  been  consistently 
strong. 

"This  division  could  beat  itself  up  a  little  bit.  Miami's 
got  to  play  Buffalo  twice."  Parcclls  said.  The  division  "is 
closer  than  what  it  has  been  in  recent  years  " 

The  Patriots  lead  the  NEI.  with  124  points  But  the 
defense,  which  played  its  best  game  in  last  Sundays  23— 
1 7  win  at  Detroit,  has  been  vulnerable. 

"We'd  have  to  be  a  lot  more  consistent  than  we've  been 
to  win  the  division,"  Parcclls  said.  "I'm  not  playing  to 


show  improvement.  I  want  to  get  in  the  race." 

From  Bledsoe  to  second-year  pass-rusher  Chris  Slade  to 
wide  receiver  Michael  Timpson  10  tight  end  Ben  Coaies  to 
fullback  Kevin  Turner  to  a  solid  offensive  line,  improve- 
ment has  come  quickly  for  a  team  that  was  in  tallcrs  when 
Parcclls  became  coach. 

The  Patriots  were  14 — 48  in  the  four  seasons  before  he 
arrived.  Now.  only  15  players  remain  from  the  pre- 
Parccllscra 

The  most  shocking  strides  have  been  made  by  the 
offense.  The  Patriots  have  scored  more  than  30  points  in 
five  of  their  last  six  games  after  doing  it  just  four  times  in 
the  previous  109  games.  They  are  6 — 2  in  their  last  eight 
games  Their  124  points  this  year  are  just  57  less  than 
they  had  in  1990  and  more  than  half  last  year's  total  of 
238 

Tum  to  PATRIOTS  poge  6 


Rose  unscathed 
in  goal 

Sophomore  Qoalkeeper  Hilary  Rose 
made  a  season-high  18  saves  in  the 
No.  U  UMass  0-0  tie  against  No.  8 
Northeastern  (See  Sports,  page  14). 


New  program  brings 
laptops  to  classrooms 

The  UMass  physics  dept.  bnngs  mod- 
ern technology  into  the  classroom 
with  Classtalk,  a  program  featuring 
individual  laptop  computers  (Page  3). 


Gog  me  with  a  spoon! 
Ifs  an  80s  flashback! 

Get  out  the  at  id  wdsh  ;iMns.  it's  a 
look  back  at  the  decade  that  gave  us  as 
many  memories  as  )ohn  Hughes 
movies  (See  Arts  h  Living,  page  5). 


ExtencJed  Forecast 

Mostly  cloudy  today  with  more 
showers  likely,  and  a  high  near  60 
Expect  more  o(  the  same  throughout 
the  early  weekend,  with  slightly  lower 
temperatures. 


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HIGH:  60 
LOW:  45 


HIGH:  60 
LOW:  50 


HIGH:  60 
LOW:  45 


The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  13 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •  Founded  in  1890  •   Daily  Since  1967 


Community  seeks  answers  after  meeting 

Forum  discusses  racism 


at  Amherst  schools  in 
response  to  incident 


By  Kelly  Spang 

Collegian  Staff 


AMHERST  -  Parents,  students  and  other  mem- 
bers of  the  community  met  last  night  to  address 
what  many  claimed  to  be  an  underlying  racist  prob- 
lem in  the  Amherst  School  System. 

The  foixim.  mediated  by  Reynolds  Wilson,  presi- 
dent of  the  Greater  Ainherst  Chapter  of  the  NAACP, 
comes  in  the  wake  of  an  alleged  racial  assault  on  a 
I  3-year-old  African  American  Muslim  Amherst 
junior  High  School  student. 

"We  need  to  take  this  problem  and  turn  it  into 
opportunity."  Wilson  said.  "We  need  to  use  this 
opportunity  to  find  solutions,  which  is  why  we  are 
here." 

The  student  reported  earlier  in  the  month  she  had 
received  several  letters  containing  racist  material 
signed  by  the  "KKK"  and  one  letter  with  a  picture  of 
a  Black  that  had  been  hanged. 

The  student  also  reported  of  an  attempted  stran- 
gling in  the  giris'  bathroom  a  couple  of  days  after 
receiving  the  notes. 

Tuesday  afternoon,  the  Amherst  Police 
Department  announced  its  investigation  led  ofHcials 
to  believe  the  claims  by  the  girl  were  bogus.  Police 
officials,  along  with  officials  from  the  Northwestern 
District  Attorney's  Office,  said  they  will  be  seeking 
criminal  charges  against  the  student  for  making  a  false 
report. 

Member*  of  the  school  board,  the  Amherst  Select 
Board  and  ilher  town  officials  met  in  the  cafeteria  of  the 
Amherst  junior  High  SchcK)l  along  with  p>arents.  residents 
and  students  to  discuss  not  only  the  issues  surrounding 
the  1 5-  yaer-old  student,  but  also  to  bring  to  light  more 
broad  issues  of  racism  in  the  school  system. 

Many  parents  expressed  anger  and  disappointment  at 
the  lack  of  diversity  and  multiculturalism  in  the  school 
system.  Many  said  they  believe  the  problems  which  ex 
in  the  Amherst  schools  are  from  a  lack  of  addressing 


NATHAN  MAilTlN/COlKCMN 

Reynolds  Wilson,  president  of  the  Greater  Amherst 
Chapter  of  the  NAACP,  listens  to  Town  Manager  George 
Levinger  speak  last  night  at  Amherst  junior  High  Schcwl. 

issues  of  racism  as  they  occur  and  also  from  not  teaching 
multicultural  issues  in  school. 

^veral  parents  with  students  of  all  ages  and  in  several 
schools  throughout  Amherst  relayed  stories  of  racial 
asiaults  and  threats  which  their  children  bring  home  to 
I  hem. 

"We  need  to  know  why  diversity  is  beauty,"  said 
Amherst  High  School  sophomore  Stefania  Vanin.  'Why 
diversity  is  not  a  problem."  Vanin  is  the  daughter  of  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  Dean  of  Students  |o-Ann 

Turn  to  FORUM,  pog*  n 


Students  say  that  school  system 
handles  racism  incidents  poorly 


Thursday,  September  29,  1994 


The  Pub  manager 
looks  for  exemption 
from  smoking  ban 


By  Jeuka  Tovemo 

Collagion  Stoff 


AMHERST  —  Inside  the 
Amherst  Public  Schools,  the  con- 
sensus seems  to  be  that  the  alleged 
victim  was,  in  fact,  victimized, 
and  the  school  administration 
should  be  the  ones  on  trial  for 
handling  the  incident  poorly. 

"Amherst  schools  don't  deal 
with  the  racial  problems  going 
on,"  Lani  Sherlock,  an  Amherst 
High  School  junior,  said.  "They 
hide  it  because  they're  embar- 
racted;  Amherst  is  supposed  to  be 
so  liberal.' 

People  are  puzzled  as  to  why 
one  would  fabricate  a  racial  inci- 
dent, and  the  rumors  are  running 
wild.  The  girl  accused  of  writing 
her  own  threat  letters  has  come  to 
friends  with  her  own  defense. 

'She  admitted  to  writing  the 
last  two  letters.  She  said  she  did  it 
becauBt  they  weren't  doing  any- 
thing about  it,"  Tashina  Robinson, 
an  Amherst  High  senior,  said. 
"She  thought  that  if  she  gut  more 
letters,  they'd  have  to  do  some- 
thing." 

After  everything  thai  she  and 
her  family  have  gone  through,  and 
because  of  her  religion,  !>he  would 
never  have  bothered  lying  about 
it,  Robinson  said. 

"If  she  had  lied,  it  would'vc 
been  the  only  way  she  could 've 
thought  of  to  expose  the  racial 
probteim  in  the  school,"  Robinson 
said. 


Following  the  incident,  the  giri 
stopped  attending  school,  her 
brother,  who  chose  to  stay  uniden- 
tificd,  said.  Her  family  had 
encouraged  her  to  stay  home  from 
school  until  things  blew  over. 

"I  have  five  brothers  and  three 
sisters,  and  she's  the  quietest  one 
of  all,"  her  brother  said.  "I  was 
really  surprised  when  I  heard  the 
police  say  that  (she  had  forged  her 
own  notes);  you  would  never 
think  she'd  do  something  like 
that." 

Her  brother  said  that  she  had 
received  notes  and  pictures  in  her 
locker,  which  could  easily  have 
been  broken  into.  The  lockers 
have  the  built-in  locks  that  are 
easy  to  "pop"  open. 

"They  probably  decided  to  pick 
on  her  because  she  wears  (a 
Muslim  turban]  on  her  head,"  her 
brother  said. 

The  day  after  the  attack 
occurred,  Amherst  High  Principal 
Lorraine  Kavanaugh  made  an 
announcement  over  the  intercom 
during  the  morning  announce- 
ments. She  state<i  that  the  police 
had  been  notified,  but  did  not 
elaborate  on  the  situation, 
Sherlock  said. 

"She  should've  made  a  Hand 
and  said  that  that  kind  of  stuff 
wasn't  acceptable,"  Sherlock  sakl. 
"These  people  are  teachers;  we're 
supposed  to  look  up  to  them.  They 
should've  said  something.  They 

Turn  to  STUDCNTS,  pdge  1 1 


By  Ben  Geman 

Collegian  Staff 


AMHI-RST  —  Citing  a  "conipeti- 
livc  disadvantage,"  the  manager  of  a 
downiown  restaurant  and  bar  last 
night  asked  the  Amherst  Health 
Department  for  a  partial  exemption 
to  the  ban  on  smoking  in  enclosed 
work  places  in  Amherst. 

lerry  jolly,  manager  of  The  Pub, 
told  the  department  the  current  regu- 
lations unfairly  prohibit  smoking  dur- 
ing certain  hours  at  Ihc  East  PIca.sant 
Street  establishment. 

The  heallh  department's  ban,  insti- 
tuted at  the  beginning  of  the  month, 
includes  restaurants  but  not  bars. 
Bars  are  defined  by  Ihc  department  as 
establishments  earning  more  ihan  60 
percent  of  their  revenue  from  alcohol 
sales.  A  ban  on  smoking  in  bars  will 
takeeflccl  in  luly,  1995. 

Last  night,  jolly  told  ihe  depart- 
ment that  The  Pub,  which  based  on 
its  fiKKl  and  alcohol  sales  is  defined 
by  the  health  department  as  a  restau- 
rant, stops  serving  food  at  9:30  p.m. 
and  thcrealier  becomes  a  bar. 

lolly  asked  the  heallh  department 
to  grant  him  a  "variance"  to  the  regu- 
lations, allowing  patrons  to  smoke  in 
a  designated  section  of  The  Pub 
between  lU  p.m.  and  1  a.m. 

"For  these  three  hours.  The  Pub  is 
a  college  bar  with  no  food  being 
served,  and  it  has  been  this  way  for 
the  past  26  years."  said  jolly,  who 
linked  the  ban  on  smoking  in  The 
Pub  to  a  decrea.se  in  business  since 
the  beginning  of  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  fall  semester. 

"Sales  at  The  Pub  are  off  20  per- 
cent aiKJ  the  customer  count  is  off  W 
percent  since  the  semester  began.  To 


turn  to  THf  PUI,  page  1 1 


Campus  group 
pushes  to  legalize 
through  smoke-in 

By  Christopher  Hassatt 

CoJIegion  Corrajpondanl 

Officials  of  (he  University  of  Massachusetts 
Cannabis  Reform  Coalition  say  they  do  not  advo- 
cate drug  use,  but  are  preparing  a  series  of  "survival 
tips"  on  how  to  use  drugs  without  getting  caught 
and  strategies  to  legalize  pot. 

At  a  general  meeting  Tuesday  night,  plans  for 
legalizing  marijuana  and  other  strategies  for 
increasing  membership  and  awareness  were  dis- 
cussed. 

According  to  fliers  distributed  by  the  organiza- 
tion, the  coalition  docs  not  encourage  the  use  of  any 
drug,  including  marijuana. 

"As  an  organization,  we  do  not  support  smoking 
marijuana,"  said  Owen  Mann,  a  member  of  the 
coalition.  "As  persons,  our  opinions  are  different." 

Lance  Brown,  public  relations  director  of  the 
Cannabis  Reform  Coalition,  said  workshops  are 
being  planned  to  educate  people  on  how  to  safely 
use  marijuana  without  getting  caught. 

Reprcseniaiivcs  of  HEMP,  the  Hampshire 
Educational  Manjuana  Project,  were  also  present  at 
the  meeting  Plans  were  discussed  for  a  late  October 
"smoke-in"  at  Hampshire  College. 

Prospective  member  Nicole  Maranto.  a  freshman 
computer  sciences  major,  said  she  and  her  friends 
are  there  because  "we  want  to  see  what  wc  can  do 
I  to  make  manjuana  legal  |." 

Shirly  Richardo.  a  prc-med  freshman,  said  ^hi- 
came  "tc>  learn  mc>re  about  getting  (marijuana|." 

Plans  for  legalizing  marijuana  include  increasing 
membership  to  'take  over"  UMass  and  later  to  pur- 
sue school  administration  on  their  pcilicies  luward 
marijuana  use.  according  to  Brown. 

According  lo  member  Brian  julin.  long  term 
legalization  goals  of  Ihe  coalition  include  running  a 
statewide  ballot  to  remove  laws  making  marijuana 
illegal  in  Massachusetts  from  the  books.  Regardless 
of  state  laws,  marijuana  would  still  be  illegal 
through  federal  laws. 

Kristie  Matisko.  president  of  the  coalition,  said  in 
her  closing  remarks  the  other  night.  "Keep  growing 
and  smoking  it." 

Brown  estimates  that  there  arc  lO.lKK)  lo  15.000 
marijuana  users  on  campus  According  to  Brown, 
the  coalition  should  be  "colossal." 

In  an  effort  to  reach  this  perceived  silent  majon 
ty.  Matisko  encouraged  members  to  trv  lo  bring  five 
others  to  the  next  meeting 

Participants  at  the  meeting  questioned  coalition 
officials  on  confidentiality  of  the  group  and  legal 
issues  regarding  possession  of  illegal  drugs 

Coalilion  officials  adamantly  assured  prospcclnc 
members  that  membership  lists  were  compleiciv 
confidential  and  Ihe  lists  arc  kept  on  a  close -circuit- 
ed portable  computer. 

Brown  told  Ihe  group  police  do  need  a  search 
warrant  to  enter  dorm  rooms  after  the  issue  of 
search  and  seizure  was  addressed. 

During  a  fire  drill.  Brown  suggested  hiding  anv 
illegal  drugs  and  paraphernalia. 

Kcyra  Reyes,  a  Ireshman  pre-med  major,  said.  "I 
love  herb  and  I  want  to  know  more  and  more  about 
it.  I  want  it  lo  be  legal." 


Power  outage  leaves  part  of  Amherst  in  the  dark 


By  H«ath«r  RMtfvni 

Collegian  Stall 


Several  University  of  Massachusetts  students  and 
Amherst  residents  began  their  Wednesday  morning  with- 
out the  usual  cup  of  coffee  due  to  a  power  outage  which 
Icfi  part  of  the  town  and  campus  without  electricity. 

An  underground  cable  fault  lefi  the  cast  side  of  campus, 
as  well  as  several  areas  in  downtown  Amherst  without 
power  from  8:07  a.m.  to  8:55  a.m..  according  lo  Robin 
Brown,  a  spokesperson  from  Western  Massachusetts 
Electrical  Co.  located  in  Hadley. 

UMass  spokeswoman  Kay  Scanlan  said  there  are  two 
power  circuits  on  campus,  one  in  the  easi  areas  and  one  in 
the  west  areas 

Campus  buildings  in  the  west  cirtuil  such  as  the  Tower 
Library,  areas  of  the  Campus  Center,  and  the  Thompson 
lower  lost  power. 

Electricity  was  restored  by  re-rooting  power  from  the 
east  circuit  to  the  buildings  without  power  in  the  west  cir 
cult,  said  Scanlan. 

The  Tower  Library  went  without  electricity  for  almost 
two  hours,  according  lo  Richard  MacDonald.  Ihe  business 
manager  of  the  library. 

The  loss  of  electricity  caused  no  long-turn  problems  for 
library  employees,  said  MacDonald. 

The  Campus  Center  did  not  have  its  power  restored 
until  around  9: 30  a.m. 


IWM<  '  •  n  i|BVJN/(  (KIK^IAM 

Ed  Sutherland,  Heather  Olsen  and  Craig  Diminico  play  cards  outside  the  UMass  library,  waiting  to  enter. 

Employees  of  the  Coffee  Shcjp.  located  in  ihc  Campus  "Without  ekxtrical  power,  it  limits  what  you  can  cook." 

Center,  kept  busy  brewing  toflee  at  the  Halch  in  the  said  loyce  Meyer-Erederick.  the  inlerim  manager  of 

morning  hours  and  then  carrying  containers  ol  coffee  lo  Campus  Eood  Services    "During  the  lime  of  the  power 

anxious  customers  watting  in  ihc  shop.  outage,  we  were  open  on  a  limited  ntcnu  basis  " 


Dredging  up  muck  at  the  campus  pond 

Volunteers  working  on  project  to  beautify  UMass  campus 


By  Mollfiew  Wurlnl 

Collagiar>  Corratpondanl 


The  past  couple  of  days  volunteers 
dredged  through  mud  and  muck  to 
beautify  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  campus  pond. 

The  volunteers  ranged  from  stu- 
dents, alumni,  faculty,  employees  and 
tncmbers  of  the  communily.  Some  of 
ihc  students  came  representing  orga- 
nizations, while  others  came  indepen- 
dent of  any  groups. 

About  60  people  volunteered  their 
lime  Tuesday  and  worked  in  the  rain 
Yesicrday.  Karen  Drumm  ..il  the 
University  Alumni  Relations  Office 
said  she  expected  over  100  people 
wnuld  show  up  to  clean  the  pcmd. 

fhc  volunteers  did  various  activi- 
iK'v  lo  beautify  the  area  surrounding 
the  pond.  They  planted  munis  near 
the  library  and  behind  the  Old 
Chapel.  Some  picked  up  trash,  while 
others  cleared  brush  summnding  the 
pond. 

Kathleen  Scott,  wife  ol  Chancellor 
David  K.  Scott,  helped  vpcar  head 
the  program  lo  clean  ihe  pond  and 
ihc  tainpus  and  said,  "since  the  pond 
i"  central  to  student  life,  wc  fell  il 
was  a  goixl  place  to  start  " 

lor  Scott,  projects  like  this  arc  not 
new  Scott  Worked  on  a  similar  pro 
gram  in  (-.ast  Lansing,  Mich  .  fur  ihc 
planning  commissicm  when  her  bus 
band  was  the  chancellor  ol  Michigan 
Stale  Universitv 


Panel  discussion  brings 
forth  issues  affecting 
many  women  of  color 


By  HeoHwr  Radfem 

Collagion  Staff 


•mrcArtTinoNioiiit.'AN 
Tina  Johnson,  a  junior  HRTA  major  and  sophomorp  apparel  marketing 
major  Heather  Mcneice  clean  up  the  pond 

The  Campus  Pond  dean- up  is  pan       Icdcral  and  .Siak  C 


of  a  larger  program  lo  beautify  ihc 
campus  known  as  the  "Mb"'- 
Transformation"  program  The 
cleart-up  is  under  ihe  jurisdiction  cil 
the  Campus  Beaulification 
C  ommiltce.  the  University's  cifficc  ul 
Alumni  Relaiions,  and  ihc 
University's  Physical  fMani 

The  program  will  take  over  a  year 
lo  complete  because  the  University 
still  needs  to  gel  permits  from  the 


ii  aiittnl  lo  u-.!' 
heavy  equipment  lo  clean  the  sili 
I  rum  the  pond,  according  to  Pcier 
Wozniak.  director  of  the  Physical 
I'lanl, 

The  voluntecp*  had  ^  r  i.n. 

lot  coming  out. 

Beckie  Boruwski.  a  freshman  l.intl 
'vape  architecture  major,  said  vhc 
chose  to  volunieer  because  she  lovc^ 
the  area  and  thought  it  would  he  a 
gocxi  experience 


Women  in  the  live -College  Community  arc  asked 
to  join  together  in  a  discussion  of  multicultural 
issues  facing  females  of  color. 

Evcrvwoman's  Center  and  The  New  World 
Theater  are  co^  sponsoring  a  panel  discussion  and 
play  cm  Friday.  Sept  30.  to  introduce  women  to  col- 
lective resources  in  the  Five-  College  Communily. 

The  panel  di^tussion  entitled  "Women  c>f  Color- 
The  Struggle  For  justice  In  Our  Communities'  will 
include  speakers  sharing  personal  knowledge  of 
multicultural  issues  as  well  as  provide  student*  wilh 
potential  resources  and  support  systems 

Scheduled  speakers  irtclude  C  artnen  Rosa,  a  icgis 
Icred  nurse  who  is  a  school  ccimmillee  member  on 
ihc  Springfield  School  Committee,  Chaniha  Bin.  a 
UMass  student,  who  is  an  advc>cale  and  inlcrpreter 
(or  the  Cambodian  American  Association  in 
Amherst;  Marsha  Bumctie.  who  is  the  Director  of 
Communily  Sclf-Rcliance  Center  of  the  Arise  for 
.Social  justice  Project  in  Springfield;  and  Maria 
Morale*  l.oeble.  who  is  the  Executive  Diretlut  i^f 
ihc  Spanish    Amencan  Union  in  Springfield 

The  discussion  is  scheduled  for  I  p  m,  in  Ihc 
(  ampus  Center  Auditorium  aiKl  admission  is  free 

"This  event  is  to  honor  and  give  visibility  to 
women  of  color  who  work."  said  coordinator  of  the 
'.Vtimen  of  Color  program  Lisa  Scott  Crump. 

Yuri  Kochiyama.  a  Japanese  American  human 
rights  activist  and  communily  organizer  in  Harlem, 
N.Y..  will  speak  at  3  p.m    in  the  Campus  Center 


Turn  to  WOMEN  page  1 1 


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Police  Log 


Compiled  by  Ceri  Sahn 
from  University  reports 


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Child  Rescue 
Sepl.  24 

Police  oflKcrs.  jkrud  lo  ,i  rcp<.ni  of  a  child  hanging  out  ol  a 
fifth  floor  window  in  the  Lampus  Cenicr  Hoii-I.  gained  entry  lo 
the  room  and  reM.ucd  the  i-ycar-old  boy 

Officer  Mark  Whclihan  and  John  McGralh  rc^cul•d  ihc  tx>v 

The  mother  reported  that  she  and  her  two  sons  had  fallen 
asleep  and  got  up  lo  look  out  the  window  to  see  il  it  was  rain- 
ing 

A  passerby  spumed  the  child  and  alerted  the  Campus  tenter 

Security  and  Whclihan. 

Computer  Thcfi 

Sept   27 

Staff  reported  several  computer  hardware  and  .software  units 
described  as  "Network  Equipment"  have  been  stolen  from  a 
secure  area  in  the  properly  office  of  the  Uoixicll  Building.  The 
property  belonging  to  the  Controllers  Office  had  been  stored 
since  early  August  and  was  estimated  lo  be  valued  at  over 
$17,000  The  theft  is  under  investigation 


Atsaull  and  Battery  with  a  Dangerous  Weapon 

Sept.  27 

An  individual  reported  he  was  allegedly  struck  by  another  indi- 
vidual wearing  a  cast  on  his  arm  during  a  basketball  game  in 
Boyden  Gym.  The  victim  suffered  contusions  to  his  face  and  eye. 
He  was  treated  at  the  University  Health  Services.  The  incident  is 
under  investigation 

Alarm-Fire 

Sepl  25  r.      .         .      u 

An  RA  discovered  toilet  paper  on  fire  in  a  bathroom  in 
Thatcher  IXirm  and  extinguished  it.  Police  responded. 

Disturbance 

Sep'   ^5  ,     J  •         r   I.         u 

Two  groups  of  inJiv  iduals  were  involved  m  a  fight  m  Moore 

Dorm  after  a  confrontation  over  subjects  trying  to  "penny"  a  lock 

of  an  individuals  rtxim  One  individual  received  a  broken  nose  and 

was  taken  bv  ambulance  to  Cooley  Dickinson  Hospital.  Involved 

parties  did  not  wish  to  press  charges.  The  area  was  disinfected. 

Sepi.  24 


Lee  Robinson,  II*  105  Old  Colony  Drive  in  Mashpee  was 
arrested  for  assault  .iiul  battery  by  a  dangerous  weapon  Ishod 

foot! 

Larceny 

Sept   25 

An  RA  in  Van  Meter  reported  that  her  books  were  sii.ien  Irom 
a  sccund  Ikior  hallw.iv.  valuing  SI  10. 

Sepl.  25  ,  uu    ■ 

An  individual  reported  his  wallel  sit.len  Irom  the  nuiin  lobby  in 

the  library 
Sept.  27 

An  individual  In  Prince  Dorm  reported  a  microwave  and 
refrigerator  which  she  left  in  the  custody  of  another  person  to  be 
presumed  stolen.  The  person  who  had  custody  of  the  property 
has  left  UMass 

Vandalism 
Sepl.  25 

An  individual  reported  his  vehicle  broken  into  in  Lot  1 5.  The 

stereo,  speakers  and  a  radar  detector  were  stolen,  valuing  over 

$500. 

S«P'  24  ,^    ,        u-        u-  I 

An  individual  reported  a  window  smashed  on  his  vehicle 

parked  on  Fearing  Street. 

An  individual  reported  her  vehicle  in  Lot  1 5  broken  into  and 
her  stereo  stolen. 

An  individual  reported  scratches  on  her  vehicle  in  Lot  11. 

An  individual  reported  her  vehicle  in  Lot  15  broken  into  and 
her  stereo  stolen. 

Liquor  Law  Violations 

Sept.  25 

Brian  Castagnaro.  20,  160  Clark  Hill  Road  was  arrested  for  a 
minor  transporting  and  carrying  alcoholic  beverages  and  for 
being  in  possession  of  an  altered  license. 

leremy  Hurewitz.  19.  of  Suffern,  N.Y.  was  arrested  on 
University  Drive  for  minor  transporting  and  carrying  alcoholic 
beverages. 

Garth  Camara.  18.  of  40  Hollyhock  St.  in  New  Bedford  was 
arrested  on  University  Drive  for  a  minor  transporting  and  carry- 
ing alcoholic  beverages. 


Thursday,  Sept.  29 

Muiic  —  Recital.  Monica  jakuc.  fortepiano.  Sweeney  Concert 
Hall.  Smith  College,  4:15  p.m.  to  5;05  p.m.  Free. 

fitm  —  Fantastic  Cinema:  Legends,  Myths.  Adventures. 
Herter  Hall.  UMass.  Presented  by  the  University  Gallery.  7:50 
p.m.  Free. 

Concert  —  Edmund  Batiersby,  fortepiano.  Seeney  Concert 
Hall.  Smith  College.  8  p.m.  Call  527-7664  for  admission  prices. 

Special  Event  —  Lesbian.  Bisexual.  Gay  Speakers  Bureau  on- 
enialion  for  returning  members.  Crampton  House.  UMass,  Free. 
5:50  p.m.  to  7:50  p.m.  Information:  545-4824. 

Irench  Club  —  Meeting  at  7  p.m..  The  Cafe  Mediterranean. 
Amherst.  New  members  are  encouraged  to  come. 

UVC  —  General  meeting  for  UMass  students  interested  in  join- 
ing UVC's  "UMass  Update"  news  team.  7  p.m.,  at  Union  Video 
Center.  Information:  545-1  556. 

Info  Meeting  —  I9'J5  UMass  Program  in  Sienna.  Italy.  7:50 
p.m..  Herter  Hall.  5rd  floor  lounge. 

MASSPIRG  —  General  meeting.  7  p.m.  in  Earthfoods. 
Information;  545-0199.  or  slop  by  the  office  in  the  Student 
Union  room  423B. 

Friday,  Sept.  50 
Pep  Rally  —  Get  psyched  for  Homecoming.  Southwest  horse- 
shoe. Passing  Strangers  and  many  other  talents  performing.  5:50 
p.m. 

f-ilm  —  Tearjerker  classic  £.7".,  Gamble  Auditorium.  Mount 
Holyoke  College.  Show  limes:  7  p.m.  and  9: 1 5  p.m..  $2  50. 

film  _  She's  Gotta  Have  it.  a  very  sexy  movie.  Campus  Center 
Theater,  Amherst  College.  Show  times:  7:30  p.m.  and  10  p  m., 
$1.75. 

Music  —  Annual  Mutiband  Pops,  showcase  of  500  performers. 
Mullins  Center,  UMass.  8  p.m..  Call  TicketMaster  for  prices  at 
755-2500  or  call  Mullins  Center  Box  office  at  545-0505. 

Theater  —  Brenda  Wong  Aoki  in  The  Queen  s  Garden. 
Bowker  Auditorium.  UMass.  8  p.m..  $6  or  $5.50  for  students  and 
elders. 

Concert  —  James  David  Christie,  organ.  Abbey  Chapel.  Mount 
Holyoke  College.  8  p.m.  Call  527-7664  for  admission  prices. 

Pianist  —  Ruth  Laredo.  Buckley  Recital  Hall,  Amherst 
College,  8  p.m.  Free. 


ihf  cuniacl  person  to  the  CoJlegion,  c/o  the  News  tditof. 

Meeting  —  "Breakaway"  meeting  of  Campus  Crusade  for 
Christ,  singing,  skits  and  short  talk.  Campus  Center  room  174, 
UMass.  7  p.m. 

Saturday,  Oct.  I 

film  _  -Art  to  Art."  profiles  of  Asian  American  women 
artists.  Hill>er  117.  Smith  College.  2  p.m. 

Conference  —  "Write  Angles"  for  writers  at  one-day 
Conference  at  the  School  of  Management.  UMass.  Information: 
545-0474 

Theater  —  Tales  from  the  Pacific  Rim.  Bowker  auditorium. 

UMass.  8  p.m.  „     -.  i 

Music  -  Schumann  Abend,  faculty  reciwl,  Bezanson  Recital 

Hall.  UMass.  8  pm. 

Festival  —  Apple  Harvest  and  Crafts  Festival,  Amherst  Town 
Common.  10  a.m.  lo  4: 50  p.m. 

Sunday.  Oct.  2 

Meeting  —  UMass  Fire  and  First  Aid  Unit,  meeting  for  new 
members.  7  p.m..  Morrill  N406.  Information:  665-2101. 

Conference  —  Student  leadership  conference.  10  a.m.  lo  5 
p  m.,  Student  Union  Ballroom,  Information:  545-5600. 
'  f,7m  _  forgotten  Tenor.  Stim  Auditorium,  Amherst,  7:50 
p.m. 

Other  Activities  and  Upcoming  Events 

Volunteers  Needed  -  Campus  Pond  Cleanup  at  UMass.  Sept.  27 
and  28,  from  5  p.m.  to  6  p.m.  T-shirts  and  refreshments  will  be 
provided.  Call:  545-2517. 

Community  Service  ■  The  Companion  Program  is  looking  lor 
volunteers.  Call  255-2591. 

Internships  -  MASSPIRG  is  offering  internships  for  the  fall 
semester.  Earn  course  credits.  Information:  425B  Student  Union 
or  call  545-0199. 

r.arn  credits  ■  The  Peer  Education  Program  on  Sexual 
Harassment  is  recruiting  50  undergraduate  men  and  women  for 
its  one-credit  training  session  this  semester.  Information:  Mike, 

546-0565.  ^   ^       ^  ,     .       , 

The  Homework  Club  —  Volunteers  needed  to  help  in  alter- 
school  program  to  help  children  from  non-English  speaking  fami- 
ly do  their  homework.  Information;  Scott,  Heap  or  Seng, 
255-0696. 


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Bluewalls  early  closing 


By  Jacob  W.  Mkhoels 

Collegian  Stotf 


SiudcniN  sit  at  their  desks  in  the  lec- 
ture, listening  to  the  professor  ask 
questions  about  the  diagram  on  the 
overhead  projector.  However,  instead 
of  the  usual  silence  brought  on  by  a 
professor's  lecture,  the  tapping  of  keys 
can  be  heard  as  students  enter  their 
answers  into  small  laptop  computers. 

Sound  like  something  Irom  science 
fiction  theater?  It  isn't.  It's  the 
Classtalk  system  now  being  used  in 
some  classes  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts. 

The  system  consists  of  three  main 
parts:  the  central  computer  where 
the  professor  can  access 
"task-files"  with  various  problems 
designed  for  the  lecture,  as  well  as 
collate  data  entered  by  students:  a 
projector  that  can  display  data  from 
the  central  computer  on  a  screen  to 
make  it  visible  for  the  whole  class: 
and  about  25  "palm  tops."  which 
plug  into  phone  jacks  attached  to 
the  lecture  seats. 

According  to  Professor  William  |. 
Gerace.  of  the  UMass  physics  and 
astronomy  departments,  the  system 
"will  permit  a  whole  variety  of 
responses  from  students  that  can  be 
multiple  choice,  numeric,  single  word 
or  text  string."  The  system  also 
allows  the  professor  to  send  a  single 
question,  or  a  set  of  questions,  and 
allows  students  to  answer  individual- 
ly or  as  a  group. 

When  the  students  have  answered 
the  questions,  the  professor  can  use 
the  central  computer  to  tabulate  the 
data  into  a  graph  which  is  then  dis- 
played on  the  projector  screen.  The 
students  can  then  discuss  their  rea- 
soning behind  their  answers. 

Gerace  said.  "On  the  average,  it 
takes  about  a  couple  of  hours  prep 
for  each  lecture." 

UMass  is  one  of  only  eight  schools 
that  arc  using  the  system.  Other 
schools  that  are  using  the  system 
include  Harvard.  Carnegie-Mellon. 
Michigan     State.     Ohio     Stale, 


Christopher  Newport,  which  was 
chosen  because  of  its  proximity  to  the 
Classtalk  system's  developer,  and  two 
high  schools,  one  near  Chicago,  and 
the  other  on  the  West  coast. 

The  system  was  installed  at  UMass 
in  March  l'W2.  when  it  was  used  for 
three  weeks  before  the  central  comput- 
er was  stolen.  It  look  abi.)ut  a  month  to 
gel  a  replacement.  Gerace  said,  but  it 
was  then  used  for  the  rest  of  that 
seinester.  as  well  as  all  of  last  year. 

"The  University  of  Massachusetts 
has  a  very  active  physics  educational 
research  group,  and  it  turns  out  that 
with  one  exception,  all  of  the  sites 
that  were  chosen  to  play  a  role  in  the 
original  grant  were  places  where 
physics  educational  research  was 
being  done."  .said  Gerace. 

The  system,  including  wiring  the 
room  so  the  palm  tops  would  work, 
initially  cost  nothing  to  set  up  for 
UMass.  although  it  later  had  to  pay 
$5000  for  the  central  computer. 

"The  name  of  the  game,  in  some 
sense  as  far  as  I'ln  concerned,  is  com- 
munication." said  Gerace.  "This  kind 
of  a  system  doesn't  enforce,  but  cer- 
tainly invites  a  much  larger  fraction  of 
the  students  to  play  a  role.  The  ques- 
tions can  be  used  to  reveal  misunder- 
standings, certain  kinds  of  problems 
the  students  may  be  having,  and  you 
get  to  address  them  right  on  the  spot." 

A  grant  from  the  National  Science 
Foundation  has  enabled  the  depart- 
ment to  study  "the  pedagogic"  value 
of  the  Classtalk  system  for  two  more 
years,  said  Gerace. 

Aaron  Kropf.  a  graduate  student 
majoring  in  education,  said.  "It 
allows  the  teacher  to  design  a  lecture 
in  real  time  as  to  what  we  need,  as 
oppHjsed  to  having  a  canned  lecture 
that  does  not  address  the  issues  we 
need  to  have  help  with." 

The  system  is  being  used  in  two 
classes  this  semester.  Physics  181, 
taught  by  Gerace,  and  Physics  285, 
taught  by  Professor  lose  P.  Mestre. 
Next  semester,  Gerace  said  he  will 
use  the  system  in  Physics  182.  and 
Mestre  in  Physics  1 14. 


By  Amy  Scott 

Collegion  CorrajpoodBnt 


Shortened  business  hours  at  the 
niuewall  and  at  other  eateries  in  the 
Campus  Center  and  Student  Union 
have  raised  enough  concern  lo  start  a 
petition  in  favor  of  keeping  the 
Hluewall  open  later. 

I'or  the  past  two  weeks,  students 
have  been  signing  their  names  on  a 
petition  kept  at  the  coffee  counter  in 
ihe  Hluewall  to  show  Roberta  Potter. 
I  he  new  director  of  Campus  Center 
Food  Services,  that  many  students 
want  the  Hluewall  to  once  again  stay 
open  until  I  I  p.m.  Since  school  has 
been  in  session,  the  Hluewall  has 
been  closing  its  doors  at  9  p.m. 
instead. 

"Students  coming  in  have  been 
expressing  outrage  at  the  illogic  of 
closing  before  peak  hours,"  said 
Kirsten  Andelman.  a  student  worker 
at  the  Hluewall's  collco  counter.  "It 
really  closes  the  dcK)r  on  a  cozy  cam- 
pus." 

Students  and  employees  alike  are 
saving  that  the  Hluewall  has  a  steady 
night  crowd  of  studicrs  and  socialites 
who  are  being  kept  away  from  their 
l.i^oiite  place  as  a  result  of  the  early 
LJoMng.  The  Coffee  Shop  across  from 
the  Campus  Center  Print  Shop  and 
the  lUrbcr  Shop  is  now  open  until  1 1 


p.m..  but  some  students  say  they 
don't  think  it's  quite  the  same. 

"Tlicy  should  have  at  least  one 
place  open  until  one."  said  Raymond 
Mcrcier,  a  senior  microbiology  major 
and  night  studicr  "I'd  rather  they 
clvisc  the  Coffee  Shop  down."  he 
added. 

"lis  like  a  whole  Hluewall  culture 
is  becoming  extinct."  said  Jeff 
Cooperman.  the  Hluewall  employee 
who  started  the  petition 

When  C\>openiian  started  working 
nights  again  at  the  Hluewall  this 
September,  he  was  expecting  to  work 
among  the  same  nocturnal 
coffee-pounding  crowd  he  enjoyed 
serving  la>.|  year.  Instead,  he  and  his 
co-workers  must  shut  down  at  9  p.m. 
sharp. 

"It  jusi  starts  to  get  crowded 
around  9  o'clock,  and  we  have  to 
start  kicking  people  out."  he 
explained. 

According  lo  Coopcmian.  he  start- 
ed the  petition  (which  had  about  700 
signatures  at  press  lime)  so  that  he'd 
have  a  "tool"  to  work  with  when  he 
meets  with  Potter,  who  became 
Campus  Center  Food  Service  director 
this  past  summer.  He  said  he  origi- 
nally wanted  lo  let  Potter  know  about 
the  customer  dissatisfaction  and 

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Daring  to  stare  at  everyday  life 


I^l.irc.  A  ki|. 
I  >larc  al  many  things  for  a  variety  of  reasons, 
depending  upi)n  the  situation.  I  am  a  curious  guy.  as  I 
tend  to  look  at  things  for  a  prolonged  period  of  lime. 

Do  I  stare  annoyingly  too  much?  Sometimes,  but  it's 
pretty  harmless.  \'m  not  like  one  of  those  toolboxes  who 
stares  down  people  to  intimidate  them. 

It's  the  curiosity  that  leads  me  lo  stare.  1  stare  at  beauti- 
ful things,  and  despicable  things.  I  stare  at  strange  things 
and  annoying  things.  Here  are  some  examples: 

/  slare  at  womvu  —  I  can't  help  it.  If  I  see  a  woman  that 
I  am  very  attracted  lo.  I  tend  lo  stare.  I  have  a  feeling  that 
sometimes  I  stare  too  much,  and  feel  like  the  woman  is 
just  looking  hack  at  me  because  she's  wondering  what  the 
hell  is  m>  problem.  Who  knows?  I  love 
'em  anywd> 

God  blc-.^  wi.iMien. 

/  iiurc  at  the  clocks  in  Machmer  —  I 
stare  because  I'm  absolutely  bewildered  by 
the  fact  that  not  one  damn  clock  works  in 
the  bloody  building.  Hell,  get  someone  to 
manually  move  the  hands  of  the  clock  if 
the  cheap  ones  that  operate  on  batteries 
don't  do  the  job. 

/  slare  at  the  brown  crap  on  a  plate  at 
the  DC —  And,  I  think  of. .brown  crap. 

/  itare  at  the  people  in  the  arcade  — 
And  wonder  just  what  the  fixation  of  playing  a  video  game 
really  is.  It's  not  half  as  bad  as  the  kid's  next  door  to  me. 
who  have  their  Sega  hooked  up  to  the  stereo.  I  just  see  no 
need. 

/  stare  at  the  walls  of  the  office  here  at  the  CoUepan  — 
And  wish  there  were  windows.  But  then  again,  since  we 
are  located  in  the  Basement,  we'd  have  a  nice  view  of  dirt. 
I  guess  it  would  be  a  start. 

/  itare  at  my  friend's  dog  when  it  tries  to  take  a  dump 
—  My  friend  tells  me  not  to.  since  the  dog  refuses  to  go  if 
someone  is  staring  at  him.  I  can  understand  that,  because 
I  sure  as  hell  wouldn't  be  able  to  go  if  someone  had  their 
eyes  plastered  on  me. 

/  stare  at  those  people  who  accidently  stumble  or  trip  — 
I  like  lo  stare  immediately  after  I  witness  some  clumsy 
person  in  his  act.  Some  may  look  away,  pitying  the  stum- 
bling person,  but  I  like  to  keep  my  eyes  on  them  to  see  the 


reaction.  One  of  small  pain  gives  me  a  laugh,  one  of  try- 
ing- to-be-cool  is  interesting,  as  well.  I've  been  there,  and 
it's  frustrating,  but  I  still  laugh  at  the  poor  fool. 

/  stare  at  Lenny  Kravitz'  drummer  in  the  'Are  You 
Gonna '  Go  My  Way '  video  —  She's  very  sexy. 

/  stare  at  my  dirty  laundry  —  And  just  hope  that  it'll 
wash  itself. 

/  stare  at  my  money  —  When  I  have  it,  I  stare  at  it.  I 
ain't  staring  at  anything  right  now. 

/  stare  at  the  kid  falling  asleep  in  front  of  me  during 

class-  lime  —  I  love  seeing  the  person  dozing  off,  head 

rocking,  bobbing  and  swaying,  trying  to  stay  awake.  Drool 

is  an  added  bonus,  as  is  a  snore  here  or  there. 

/  stare  at  myself  in  the  mirror  —  Though  not  too  long  ... 

just  enough  time  for  a  couple  of  flexes  and 

a  few  funny  faces. 

/  stare  at  people  outside  my  peephole  — 
Oh,  how  I  love  the  peephole.  I've  seen  the 
drunk,  one  with  her  face  pressed  up  against 
the  peephole  as  I  unknowingly  watched. 
I've  seen  someone  stick  a  piece  of  gum  on 
the  hole,  only  to  have  it  look  like  a  big  brain 
in  the  distorted  view. 

Obviously,  on  some  occasions,  I  have  a 
lot  of  time  on  my  hands. 

/  stare  at  my  Lionel  Richie  picture  in  the 
room  —  A  great  man.  that  llionel.  In  the 
horizontal  picture,  he  has  on  the  old-school  Nikes.  the 
ones  we  all  wore  with  our  corduroys  back  in  grade  school. 
I  also  stare  at  the  listings  of  the  new  releases  at  the  record 
stores,  hoping  that  Lionel  will  come  out  with  yet  another 
hit  album. 

/  stare  at  those  multi-colored,  wacky  pictures  that 
you're  supposed  to  see  something  —  And  I  see  nothing 
but  a  bunch  of  colors. 

/  stare  at  the  Dick's  Hot  Dogs  truck  —  When  I  was 
walking  to  the  Textbook  Annex  the  other  day,  I  saw  the 
Dick's  Hot  Dogs  truck  near  the  front,  and  couldn't  help 
but  stare.  Granted  they  are  probably  very  tasty  hot  dogs,  I 
can't  get  myself  to  eat  a  hot  dog  made  by  a  guy  named 
Dick. 

/  stare  at  the  screen  when  I  don't  have  much  else  to  say 
—  Like  now. 

Andrew  Bryce  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Notes  from  the  Campus  Center  Basement 


Welcome  back,  everybody. 
God.  it's  good  to  be  back 
in  the  Happy  \alley,  isn't 
it'.'  It's  certainly  good  to  be  back  in 
the  Basement. 

lumping  right  in,  for 
some  reason  the  urge  to 
target  various  campus 
food  sellers  is  far  too 
overwhelming.  It  must 
be  dealt  with  at  once 

The  Hatch  has  sud- 
denly become  the  cam- 
pus' biggest  enigma.  No 
one  is  ever  exactly  sure 
whether  or  not  it  will 
be  open  or  whether 
there  will  be  food  available  if  it  is 
open,  "Wok  on  the  Wild  Side"  is 
seemingly  closed  down  for  good.  I 
guess  the  'Wild  Side"  just  got  too 
tame 

In  the  same  vem.  whatever  hap- 
pened to  the  Taco  Bell  stand  that 
used  to  be  right  inside  the  Hatch? 
One  day  at  the  beginning  of  last 
semester  it  suddenly  appeared: 
then,  suddenly  over  the  summer  it 
disappeared 

Ahh.  just  another  failed  experi- 
ment at  our  fine  University. 
Really,  though,  if  they  were  going 
to  bring  in  outside  competition, 
why  Taco  Bell?  Everyone  knows 
what  happens  after  you  eat  the 
fcKHl;  why  would  you  want  to  eat 
it  between  classes?  Cross  the  bor- 
der, baby. 

Burger  King  would've  fared 
much  better  as  outside  competi- 
tion. We  can  always  hope. 

Now.  the  Bluewall  is  another 
matter  This  *<  p.m.  closing  lime  is 
not  very  cool.  Who  decided  this 
and  why  was  no  one  asked  for 
input''  Did  they  really  think  stu- 
dents wouldn't  notice  or  care? 
Please.  A  petition  with  more  than 
400  names  is  still  being  signed. 
C'mon  foiKl  services,  listen  to  the 
students  People  actually  studied 
there,  and  met  for  class  projects.  I 


know  what  the  argument  is,  and  I 
have  an  answer  for  it:  the  Coffee 
Shop  is  not  nearly  as  big  as  the 
Bluewall,  and  not  nearly  as  many 
people  can  meet 
there. 

My  one  beef 
with  The 

Bluewall  is  the 
coffee  prices.  I 
know  there  is  a 
coffee  shortage, 
bui  a  dollar  for  a 
cup  of  coffee 
that  isn't  even 
filled  to  the  lop? 
I  drink  my  coffee 
black  and  don't  need  room  for 
cream,  so  if  I'm  paying  a  dollar,  fill 
my  coffee  lo  the  lop. 

The  Coffee  Shop  being  open 
until  1 1  p.m.  is  really  cool,  but  I 
fear  they've  sacrificed  the  quality 
of  the  frcnch  fries  in  order  lo  ser- 
vice siudents  all  day.  The  past  cou- 
ple of  days,  the  french  fries  were 
more  grease  than  fries.  When  you 
can  wring  out  your  french  fries, 
there's  a  slight  problem. 


••••••« 


In  front  of  the  Coffee  Shop, 
there  is  a  really  cool  ad  for  the 
People's  Market  with  women  with 
flowing  hair  and  lots  of  ivy.  The 
problem,  however,  is  that  it  says  to 
come  visit  Ihe  People's  Market  on 
the  first  floor  of  the  Student  Union. 
Last  time  I  checked,  the  People's 
Market  address  was  )28  Student 
Union  Building.  Yes.  that  would  be 
the  third  floor.  Guys,  check  your 
address  before  you  start  inviting 
people  in. 

Okay,  so  it's  an  easy  mistake  to 
make.  To  clear  up  confusion,  the 
Hatch  is  on  the  second  floor  of  the 
Student  Union,  the  Mini  Store  and 
People's  Market  on  Ihe  third,  and 
SG.A  and  various  RSO  offices  are 
on  the  fourth.  The  question  is. 
where  is  the  first  floor  of  the 
Student  Union?  Try  as  I  may.  I  just 


can't  seem  to  find  it.  Maybe  it's  a 
big  campus  secret,  or  maybe  it's  a 
special  hangout  for  Chancellor 
David  K.  Scott  and  friends. 

Speaking  of  the  Chancellor,  he 
was  out  ai  the  great  campus  pond 
cleanup.  It  seems  that  every  semes- 
ter I've  been  here  the  pond  has 
been  cleaned  up.  left  only  to  smell 
hideous  by  the  end  of  the  semester 
again.  What's  the  problem?  Is  it 
the  spring  concertgoers.  or  is  it  the 
fact  that  water  is  pumped  in  and 
we  are  trying  desperately  lo  create 
an  ecosystem  on  campus? 

But  l(udos  go  out  to  Kathleen 
Scoii,  the  wife  of  the  chancellor, 
for  trying  to  brighten  up  the  cam- 
pus. It  is  very  sad  to  gaze  out  the 
library  windows  at  a  brown  pond. 
It's  also  very  refreshing  to  see  the 
Chancellor  support  his  wife  in  her 
charitable  endeavors.  Go  Dave. 
slinging  the  shovel. 

Factions  on  campus  are  now 
interesied  in  banning  smoking  in 
the  Newman  Center,  despite  the 
fact  that  it  is  not  a  campus  build- 
ing. 

The  last  bastion  of  smokers  is 
about  to  be  crushed  by  clean  air 
advocates.  Winter  is  going  to  be 
long  for  smokers,  bringing  cold 
hands  and  chapped  lips.  Break  out 
the  mittens  and  gloves. 

Mysteriously,  all  the  Coca  Cola 
vending  machines  on  campus  have 
been  replaced  with  Pepsi  machines. 
I  went  to  get  a  Sprite  the  other  day 
and  was  confronted  with  choices  I 
was  not  familiar  with.  It  was  my 
choice,  the  choice  of  a  new  genera- 
tion. I  ended  up  with  Schweppc's 
dry  grape  ginger-  ale.  I  guess  our 
contract  with  Coke  ran  out. 

By  the  way,  the  power  outage  — 
sorry,  I'll  try  not  to  kick  out  the 
plug  again. 

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Erin 

Barnes 


Six  weeks  ago.  I  made  a  most  interesting,  albeit  edu- 
cational, journey.  No,  I  did  not  travel  to  Europe  or 
any  other  foreign  country,  nor  did  I  explore  terrify- 
ing caves  or  excavate  ancient  ruins.  Rather,  1  spent 
three  days  driving  from  Denver,  Colo.,  to  Amherst  in  a 
small  truck  with  my  parents  at  my  side. 

Did  I  mention  thai  this  same  truck  did  not  have  air  con- 
ditioning? Well,  given  these  conditions,  you  would  think 
that  we  would  have  killed  one  another  by 
the  time  we  hit  northern  Colorado.  On  the 
contrary,  I  saw  some  beautiful  scenery 
(read:  green,  healthy  com)  and  learned  a 
great  deal  about  my  parents  and  myself  in 
the  process. 

It  is  a  tradition  in  my  family  to  honk  our  horn  when 
we  cross  a  state  line.  Pretty  wild,  huh?  Alas,  this  rebel- 
lious act  raised  more  than  just  eyebrows  in  Nebraska. 
Once  these  circa- 1950  farmers  spotted  our  license  plate, 
they  immediately  assumed  that  we  were  die-hard  CU 
Buffalo  fans  and  viewed  up  with  deep  hatred  and  con- 
tempt. 

Little  did  these  people  know  that  I  only  visit  Boulder  to 
buy  drugs  (for  my  friends)  and  to  check-out  the  latest 
sundress/combat-boot  styles.  My  family  supports  the 
Buffs,  but  not  to  anywhere  near  the  extreme  Comhusker 
fans  nurture  their  school.  Besides,  everyone  knows  that 
the  "N"  on  the  Nebraska  football  helmet  stands  for 
knowledge.  In  short,  they  hate  us  and  we  hate  them. 
Needless  to  say,  we  were  careful  not  to  cut-off  anyone 
and  we  avoided  eye-  contact  whenever  possible. 

I'll  admit  that  it  was  hard  to  distinguish  between 
Nebraska  and  Iowa  as  the  rolling  hills  of  com  and  farms 
varied  little  from  stale  to  state.  My  eyes  frantically 
searched  for  Kevin  Costner  and  his  "field  of  dreams"  with 
each  passing  mile  of  1-70.  Instead,  I  saw  water  towers 
with  happy  faces  and  comer  shops  displaying  signs  sup- 
porting their  local  high  school. 

My  "city  folk"  mentality  questioned  whether  the  people 
we  saw  in  restaurants  were  returning  from  a  KKK  rally, 
or  merely  enjoying  a  hot,  brown  meal  with  friends  at 


Stuckey's.  Never  did  I  once  consider  that  they  might  enjoy 
their  simple  way  of  life.  God  only  knows  what  they 
thought  of  my  family  and  I  as  we  complained  about  the 
water  being  served  to  us  without  lemon  slices,  or  eating 
off  place  mats  that  doubled  as  coloring  books.  Yes,  they 
did  appear  trapped  in  time,  but  happy  nonetheless. 

Ohio  and  Illinois  passed  in  much  the  same  way. 
Indiana  and  Pennsylvania  were  rather  tranquil,  save  tlie 
dead  body  that  was  found  near  our  hotel 
in  Lake  Erie.  Whoever  it  was  probably  ate 
at  the  same  Denny's  we  dined  at  the  previ- 
ous night. 

Entering  New  York  was  rather  exciting 

because  I  realized  that  in  a  few  short  hours 

I  would  be  in  my  Amherst  home.    Besides,  the  New 

Yorkers  we  encountered  were  extremely  friendly;  a  fact 

attributed  only  to  their  distance  away  from  the  city. 

Once  we  finally  reached  our  destination,  we  hurriedly 
unpacked  the  truck  so  that  my  parents  could  start  their 
retum  drive  home.  The  University  of  Massachusetts  was 
now  my  home  for  the  next  two  years,  or  until  I  graduate, 
whichever  comes  first.  Saying  goodbye  was  sad  as  we  real- 
ized that  a  lot  needed  to  be  said. 

Despite  the  parly  morning  wake-up  calls,  the  unbear- 
able heal  in  the  truck  af  high  no6n.  anfl  mV^ati^er's 
unending  snoring,  the  trip  was  a  great  deal  nttjre  Hin '/Han 
I  had  anticipated.  I  concluded  that  truck-stop  food  is 
pretty  tasty,  my  parents'  choice  of  music  is'hbt  that  bad, 
and  that  there  still  places  that  exist  in  America  that  epito- 
mize Norman  Rockwell  paintings  —  untouched  by  chaos 
and  free  from  the  petty  annoyances  with  which  so  many 
of  us  waste  our  time. 

This  three-day  excursion  gave  me  a  truly  American 
education  that  a  classroom  could  never  provide.  I  would 
not  be  able  to  list  my  experiences  on  my  resume,  nor  did  I 
get  college  credit  for  my  trip  or  a  tan  in  the  process. 
Ultimately,  the  reflections  I  gathered  were  worth  the  few 
pitfalls,  even  the  heat.  Did  I  mention  that  we  didn't  have 
air  conditioning? 

Erin  Barnes  is  a  UMass  student. 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


GSS  vice-president 
resigns 

To  the  editor: 

With  much  regret.  I  hereby  resign 
my  position  as  vice  president  of  the 
Graduate  Student  Senate,  effective 
immediately.  This  is  not  a  decision 
that  comes  easily  for  me.  nor  is  it  a 
decision  I  take  lightly.  My  resignation 
comes  as  a  direct  result  of  not  having 
received  funding  for  projects  I  pro- 
posed to  the  Executive  Committee  at 
the  end  of  |une. 

As  they  are  aware.  I  requested 
funding  for  one  month  of  the  summer 
to  complete  two  projects:  1 .)  A  hand- 
book for  graduate  students  consisting 
of  University  policy  and  procedures 
for  handling  complaints  of  harass- 
ment; and  2.)  To  coordinate  a  TA  ori- 
entation around  issues  of  harassment 
in  the  classroom. 

My  request  for  funding  was  justifi- 
able on  two  counts.  First,  Ihe  GSS 
constitution  indicates  that  if  the  vice 
president  or  executive  officer  do  sig- 
nificant work  during  the  summer, 
they  should  be  duly  compensated. 
Second,  in  the  summer  of  1993,  the 
former  vice  president  was  funded  for 
completing  similar  kinds  of  projects. 
Both  Ruth  Mathis  and  Colin  Cavcll 
agreed  lo  fund  ihe  projects.  Prasad 
Venugopal,  president  of  GSS,  did  not 


YOUKNOiOJOR 

Ru^Tke,  Yajraxs 

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agree. 

When  these  projects  were  not 
funded,  it  became  clear  to  me  thai 
the  issues  I  had  been  working  on  and 
my  work  in  general  were  not  valued. 
At  this  point,  I  began  to  actively 
solicit  funding  from  other  sources. 
Recently  I  was  offered  another  assist - 
antship  which  I  accepted. 

I  appreciate  the  many  people  who 
showed  confidence  in  I'rasad.  Ruth, 
Colin  and  me  by  electing  us  to  serve 
their  interests  —  they  reminded  me 
of  the  power  of  collective  collabora- 
tive action.  I  sincerely  regret  that  I 
will  not  be  able  to  complete  the  work 
we  started  as  an  Executive 
Committee. 

lulia  R.  lohnson 

GradiMie  Student  Senate 

Vice  president 


Bridging  Worlds 
program 

To  the  editor: 

As  president  of  the  Black  Student 
Union,  it  gives  me  great  pleasure  to 
strongly  endorse  the  Bridging  Worlds 
Program.  The  Bridging  Worlds 
Program  is  beginning  its  third  year  of 
service  lo  the  University  and  the 
greater  Massachusetts  community.  In 
its  four  year  of  service,  it  has  provid- 
ed a  mentoring  program  between  col- 
lege students  who  grew  up  in  urban 
environments  and  present  day  high 
school  students  from  similar  environ- 
ments. 

The  Bridging  Worlds  program  has 
proven  to  be  of  great  value  to  the 
University  and  the  state.  By  providing 
positive  role  models,  particularly  in 
communities  which  lack  such  role 
models,  these  mentors  serve  as 
ambassadors  of  good  will,  teachers 
by  example,  and  a  means  to  inspire 
these  youths  to  go  on  lo  higher  levels 
of  education. 

Furthermore,  the  high  school  stu- 
dents are  not  the  only  individuals 
who  gain  from  this  experience. 
College  students  who  participate  in 
the  program  arc  given  a  real  opportu- 
nity to  give  something  back  to  their 
community.  In  light  of  the  troubled 
condition  of  our  inner  cities,  who 


better  to  teach  our  young  how  to  nav- 
igate the  pitfalls  of  their  environment 
than  those  who  were  able  to  navigate 
the  very  same  pitfalls. 

By  "bridging"  these  two  groups  of 
students,  this  program  taps  into  the 
wealth  of  information  available  in 
present  day  college  students.  Given 
the  troubling  condition  of  today's 
youth  and  taking  note  of  the  good 
that  the  Bridging  Worlds  program 
has  provided  and  can  continue  to 
provide.  I  strongly  support  a  contin- 
ued investment  in  the  program. 

Shomwa  M.  Shamapandc 

Black  Student  Union 

Presificnt 

Coverage  of  speech 
commended 

To  the  editor: 

I  want  to  commend  The  Collegian 
and  staffwoman  Kristin  St.  |ohn  for 
the  article  titled  "Students  told  to 
search  for  tr\ith"  (Sept.  23.  1994).  a 
reportage  of  the  talk  by  Native 
American  activist  John  Trudell.  I  was 
excited  to  see  it  on  the  front  page  and 
to  read  a  comprehensive,  concise  arul 
sensitive  write-up  of  Mr.  Trudell's 
speech. 

It  is  always  refreshing  when  I  hear 
a  non-majority  culture  perspective  of 
aspects  of  the  "majority  culture."  For 
example,  Mr.  Trudell's  analysis  of  the 
state  of  mind  of  the  first  European 
immigrants  as  "all  messed  up,"  "dis- 
eased" due  to  "the  battle  for  forced 
religion  (which)  had  been  happening 
for  400  years"  (in  Europe)  and  his 
exploration  of  what  was  going  on  in 
Europe  (the  Inquisition)  at  the  time, 
provide  a  necessary  perspective  on 
systemic  and  institutional  societal 
problems  in  this  country. 

Likewise,  the  idea  that  in  Europe, 
with  the  creation  of  a  male  "domi- 
nant" god,  "it  was  considered  all 
right  to  attack  the  land  and  each 
other."  In  my  opinion,  as  a  ratioftale 
used  by  successive  U.S.  govern- 
ments, this  single  idea  has  done 
more  to  destroy  the  planet  than  any 
other. 

Anne  Nwokoyc 

Everywoman's  Center 

OfTicc  Manager 


Film  •  Music  •  Theatre  •  Lifestyles  •  Books  •  Art 


The  Mossochusetti  Daily  Collegion 


ARTS  &  LIVIi 


Fabulous  Fall  brings  new  TV  line-up 


Thursday  September  29,  1994 


Weekend  Edition  •  Volume  CIV  Issue  13 


By  Tracy  <*«vcl 

Collesian  Correspondent 

We're  about  two  weeks  into  the 
new  television  season,  and  I  must 
say  that  I  can  already  sense  the  gen 
eral  apathy  that  is  starting  to  grip 
the  nation  regaraing  the  new  net- 
work shows. 

I  mean,  I  haven't  watched  them 
all  yet,  but  judging  from  what  I've 
seen  so  far  I  get  the  feeling  that 
"Frasier,"  "Picket  Fences,"  "The 
Simpsons"  and  a  select  few  other 
shows  will  have  to  satisfy  my 
media-hungry  eye  —  at  least  for  the 
time  being. 

Speaking  of  "Frasier,"  I  couldn't 


The  1970s  are 

back  iniith  a 

nostalgic 

vengeance. 

At  this  rate, 

can  the  1980s 

be  too  far 

behind? 


By  Mike  Maclean 

Collesiar  Staff 


(|«^^t  jeems  like  just  a  few 
I^Vcmtnths  after  the  wonderful 
fc»16*"llove  disco,  and  I  hear  It's 
making  i  comeback"  collections 
arrived  Com  the  1 970s  preservation 
society,  Afho  reared  their  ugly  heads 
into  ou'  lives.  Well  someone  must 
have  sen  them  and  figured  that  the 
80s  hsre  lay  dormant  long  enough. 
Now  \»e  have  the  collections  of  ulti- 
mate )arty  hits  from  the  eighties 
being  hawked  on  MTV,  and  80s 
songsmaking  resurgences  via  album 
sounAracks. 

Allof  this  has  to  kind  of  make  one 
wonler,  why?  After  all,  the  80s 
wen  only  four  years  ago,  do  we 
realy  miss  them  already?  The 
deade  certainly  gave  us  a  varied 
amiunt  of  things  to  get  nostalgic 
about,  and  a  few  things  we'd  surely 
low  to  leave  in  the  bin  with  bell 
batoms,  disco  and  the  Pinto.  So 
let's  go  on  a  journey,  to  the  decade 
that  perhaps  spent  most  of  its  time 
recovering  from  the  70$. 

While  music  has  been  the  main 
focus  of  this  recent  80s  Interest 
movement,  let's  take  a  serious  look 
at  vsrhat  we  had  back  then.  The  early 
part  of  the  decade  saw  the  demise 
of  The  Police,  which  perhaps  trig- 
gered a  dark  age  in  music  for  a 
while.  After  that  we  had  such  Illus- 
trious artists  as  Falco,  of  "Rock  Me 
Amadeus"  fame,  Kenny  Loggins:  the 
king  of  movie  soundtrack  cheese 
and  Dexle's  Midnight  Runners 
("Come  on  Eileen").  Of  course,  no 
retrospective  would  be  complete 
without  mentioning  such  staples  of 
American  pop  culture  as  Nena  ("99 
Red  Balloons")  and  Men  Without 
Hats  and  "The  Safety  Dance." 

On  the  other  side  of  the  coin 
however,  there  were  good  bands 
putting  out  decent  music  all 
throughout  the  80s.  R.E.M.,  The 
Smiths  and  The  Cure  were  just  a 
few,  building  up  momentum  that 
vould  carry  them  over  Into  the  next 
4ecade  —  it  was  just  difficult  to  find 
them  if  you  were  sifting  through  all 
of  the  hair  bands  of  the  mid  to  late 
tOs.  It  hurts  just  to  mention  such 
names  as  Bon  Jovl,  Poison, 
Cinderella,  Motley  Crue  (so  what  if 
they  had  lots  of  tattoos)  and  Winger, 
so  stopping  now  would  be  safer  for 
eveiyone's  glam-rock  tolerance  lev- 
els. 

Music  atide,  there  were  many 
other  things  that  we  can  look  back 
upon  with  embarrassment  from  the 
decade.  Fashion,  for  one,  was  an 
aspect  of  life  In  the  80s  that  just 
seemed  ta  come  one  great  idea  after 
another. 

Putting  actual  clothes  aside  for 
one  sectnd,  remember  all  the  acces 
series  tiat  we  wore?  Starting  with 
the  writ,  we  had  gumml  bracelets, 
friendship  bracelets  and  the  greatest 
Idea  of  them  all,  those  sailor's  knot 
bracel(fs  that  you  weren't  supposed 
to  takt  off  until  It  shrunk  so  tight 
around  your  wrist  that  your  circula- 
tion \tas  suffering  In  the  name  of 
fashltn.  But  those  friendship 
bracekts  were  the  coolest,  weren't 
they?  If  someone  gave  you  one,  hey, 
they  host  be  a  friend. 

"Vow!  You  gave  me  a  braided 
bracHet  made  of  colored  string,  now 
I  kntw  I  can  trust  you  not  to  hit  on 
my  boyfriend  when  I'm  not 
■ro«)d.' 


Oh,  but  the  fun  only  is  just  begin- 
ning, because  now  we  have  entered 
the  realm  of  actual  80s  clothing. 
And  a  good  place  to  start  would  be 
add  wash  jeans.  Who's  brilliant  idea 
was  this?  What  would  you  do  today 
with  a  pair  of  jeans  that  you  spilled 
bleach  all  over?  Probably  throw 
them  out  or  wear  them  for  yard- 
work  or  something.  For  some 
unknown  reason,  in  the  mid  eight- 
ies we  seemed  to  think  It  was  cool 
to  have  white  blotches  all  over  out 
pants.  Acid  wash  Is  just  one  of  many 
things  that  made  the  80s  second 
only  to  the  70s  for  dumb  concepts. 

A  strong  case  could  be  made  for 
the  fake  Rugby  shirts  that  we  wore, 
but  when  you  take  Into  account 
skinny  ties,  florescent  leg  warmers, 
mismatched  pairs  of  legwarmers  or 
shoes,  and  big,  puffy  bangs,  they're 
only  a  dim  light  in  the  darkness. 

"The  eighties  was  also  the  decade 
that  Velcro  broke  as  a  major  fashion 
statement  (Velcro?  Fashion?  I'm 
feeling  queasy)  and  one  of  the  trail- 
blazers  was  (hold  on  to  your  seats) 
Kangaroos.  Yes  the  fabulous  sneaker 
with  no  laces,  just  Velcro,  and,  as  an 
added  bonus,  you  can  pay  a  little 
extra  and  get  the  nifty  Velcro  pouch 
on  the  side  that  can  hold  as  much  as 
two  quarters.  I  guess  this  was  a 
good  idea,  since  my  financial  con 
cerns  at  the  time  consisted  of  not 
losing  my  milk  money. 

Where  did  all  these  spiffy  ideas 
come  from?  Well,  Influences  on 
fashion  usually  come  from  music, 
and  the  next  category,  movies. 
Every  decade  has  great  movies,  but 
the  true  benchmark  of  how  things 
were  are  the  movies  that  were  con 
sidered  to  be  teen  movies.  Pretiy  In 
Pink,  Sixteen  Candles  and  basically 
anything  else  Molly  RIngwald  did 
seem  to  be  remembered,  as  well  as 
the  fact  that  Tom  Cruise  broke  big 
with  Top  Gun. 

To  talk  about  the  teen  movie  of 
the  80s  could  really  come  down  to 
two  movies.  The  first  Is  The 
Break/ast  Club  (featuring  Molly  and 
the  brat  pack)  and  Ferris  Buetler's 
Day  Off. 

Even  though  both  movies  had 
different  settings  and  chains  of 
events,  all  the  elements  of  a  great 
teen  movie  was  there:  the  teens, 
the  oppressive  school  official,  etc. 
Then  the  teens  go  through  a  periods 
of  fun  and  learn  important  lessons 
along  the  way  and  teach  the  person 
In  the  position  of  authority  that  they 
are  just  like  everyone  else. 

Finally,  let's  take  a  look  at  proba 
bty  the  one  thing  about  the  eighties 
that  has  probably  just  as  many  good 
points  as  bad:  TV.  Cheese  was  abun 
dant  on  the  tube  In  the  80s  shows 
that  pop  up  right  away  Include 
"Knight  Rider"  (Turbo  Boost,  KITT!) 
featuring  David  (he's  a  huge  music 
star  In  Germany)  Hasslehoff,  and 
them  "Dukes  of  Hazzard."  My 
favorite  character  name  Is  a  toss  up 
between  Enos  and  Cooter  but  oh 
how  I  love  to  say  Rosco  P.  Co 
Train!!  The  Emmy  quality  stuff 
doesn't  end  there  as  many  other 
shows  reigned  supreme.  Most  of 
them  had  some  sort  of  gimmick  to 
them.  "HardcasUe  and  McCormIck" 
(cool  car),  "Riptide"  (robot)  and 
'Greatest  American  Hero"  (gceky 

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help  being  disappointed  when  the 
program  took  a  ratings  tiosedlve  in 
its  pew  time  ?!ot  against  "Home 
improvemeiit."  To  tell  the  truth,  I 
never  really  understood  the  grunt- 
ing charisma  of  comedian  Tim 
Allen,  and  I  am  proud  to  say  that 
I'm  one  of  the  mavericks  who  start 
ed  watching  "Seinfeld"  way  back 
when  It  was  left  for  dead,  running 
against  the  ABC  megahit  on 
Wednesday  nights. 

Of  course,  It's  rcaliy  no  surprise 
that  "Home  Improvement"  Is  still 
sitcom  king  -  considering  that  last 
summer  (according  to  the  Boston 
Herald)  the  show  beat  out  one  of 
the  most  amazing  television  events 
of  the  last  twenty-  years:  the  live 
O.J.  Simpson  pursuit  and  capture  in 
that  now  famous  white  Bronco. 
Allen's  show  got  the  most  viewers 
that  week;  O.J.  was  second.  Now 
that's  audience  loyalty  if  I  ever 
heard  of  any. 

Now  to  discuss  some  new  shows. 
My  pick  that  everybody  should  try 
out  at  least  once  is  NBC's  "The  John 
Larroquette  Show."  Yeah,  1  know, 
"Larroquette"  technically  Is  not  a 
new  show  —  but  It  should  be  pretty 


new  to  mo;>t  people  conslde.iing  that 
It  spent  last  season  quietly  ijngutrh- 
ing  opposite  ABC'4  "Roseajuic." 

Now  it's  set  up  against  AHC's 
equal'y  powerful  "Grace  Unrt.»r 
Fire."  Cancellation  iooms  In  the 
future  unless  the  public  take:  a 
chance  on  this  mellow  adult  come- 
dy. I  guess  I  Just  can't  help  rooting 
for  the  underdogs. 

My  distastes  for  the  worst  show 
I've  encountered  so  far  this  season 
Is  reserved  for  NBC's  "Tl.e  Martin 
Short  Show." 

If  you  count  yourself  among  the 
countless  millions  who  periodically 
yearn  for  that  mad-cap  characters 
and  impersonations  of  this  Canadian 
comedian,  take  it  from  me.  You'd  be 
much  better  off  checking  out 
Comedy  Central's  old  "Saturday 
Night  Live"  reruns  than  subjecting 
yourself  to  his  dreck.  It's  really  bad, 
and  not  an  entertaining  kind  of  bad 
like  "Fantasy  Island"  —  It's  just  bad. 
It's  like  a  collage  of  "SNL"  skits  that 
were  left  out  at  the  last  minute  for 
being  too  stupid  to  air.  And  If  you 
watched  "ShJL"  last  season,  you 
know  that  I  must  be  talking  about 

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THF  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Edited  by  Tara  MK  Connelly 


SHORT  CUTS 


Best  of  weekend  events 


Thursday 


Ukes's  leans  is  a  tapestry  uf 
theater,  dance,  music,  mime,  slo- 
t\ idling  and  sign  language  care- 
lullv  woven  with  threads  of  love, 
lust  and  loneliness.  Show  starts  at 
8  p  ni  Tickets  are  $10.  $8  for  stu- 
dents .<:  seniors.  For  more  info, 
call  5{<t>-  7282. 

Barney  Griffin,  Black  Sheep 
Cafe.  Sew  York  Songwriter  with 
no  accent!  8  p.m.  Tickets  $3. 


Friday 


The  Queen's  Garden.  Bowker 
Auditoruim,  8  p.m. 

Tickets:  $6  Students/seniors 
Si. 50 

Amherst  Internaiional 

Folkdancing,  Bangs  Community 
Center.  Amherst.  You  don't  even 
need  a  partner! 

20ih  Annual  .Multiband  Pops. 
Spectacular  showcase  of  500  per- 


lornicrs  at  the  Muliins  Cetiler  All 
seats  are  lescrved.  lickets  are  $12 
general  public,  $M  elders,  children 
16  &  under  and  students.  S8 
groups  of  15  or  more.  $5  UMass 
students 

Cordelia's  Dad.  Black  Sheep 
Cafe.  8  p.m.,  $b. 

Losse  Caboose  with  Uprooi.  a 
dub-wise  jam  down  with  New 
Englands  finest  reggae  band.  7 
p.tn.  $10. 


Saturday 


Naiaraj     Dance    Company. 

Williams  College  Museum  of  Art. 
Interpretive  dance  taken  from 
nine  Indian  miniature  paintings. 
Show  begins  at  8:50  p.m.,  tickets 
are  $3. 

Tales  of  the  Pacific  Rim. 
Bowker  Auditorium.  2  p.m.. 
Tickets  $6.  students  &  seniors  $2. 

Ellen  Cogen  Duo.  Coolidge 
Park  Cafe.  8  p.m..  FRFE! 


People  and  Pop  Culture  in  the  News 


Who  said  the  British  aristocracy 
hds  nothing  to  do?  In  case  you  were 
wondering  what  happened  to  charm- 
ing Prince  Edward  after  Fergie 
ditched  him  for  a  rich  Texan  oil  Icing 
how  about  turning  on  the  telly? 
Prince  Edward  traveled  to  South 
Africa  to  interview  President  Nelson 
Mandela  for  a  local  British  show. 

Speaking  of  ex's,  the  Piano  Man  is 
flying  solo  after  his  divorce  to  Cover 
Girl  model  Christie  Brinkley  came 
through.  When  asked  if  Brinkley 
would  do  it  all  over  again,  she  said 
yes.  Why?  "Because  I  was  follov^ng 
my  heart."  Flow  nice. 


Meryl  Sircep  recently  got  her  own 
star  on  that  famous  Flollywood 
boulevard.  After  being  chased  hither 
and  neither  on  The  River  Wild,  her 
next  project  involves  being  the  voice 
of  Bart  Simpson's  new  girlfriend. 
This  once  again  confirms  that  there  is 
nothing  this  woman  won't  do...  I 
mean  can'i  do. 

Anne  Rice  has  had  a  change  of 
heart  after  viewing  Interview  With 
the  Vampire  the  other  week.  She 
takes  back  every  little  nasty  about 
Tom  Cruise  playing  the  litero  vam- 
pire lover.  Lestat.  In  fact,  the  movie 
succeeds  her  wildest  dreams. 


Can  anyone  tell  me  where 
Courtney  Love  is?  Rumor  has  it  that 
she  was  last  seen  exiting  a  tres  chic 
plastique  surgeon  who  did  a  major 
overhaul  on  Love.  This  is  a  far  cry 
from  the  Buddist  temple  she  told 
friends  she  was  visiting  to  properly 
mourn  the  late  Kurt  Cobain.  Well, 
people  can  mourn  in  different  ways... 

William  Shatner  doesn't  seem  to 
be  getting  any  breaks  soon.  Fle's 
being  sued  by  a  playhouse  owner  in 
Allentown.  Pa.  Apparently  he  didn't 
show  up  to  an  opening  show  that  was 
based  on  one  of  his  own  books  (gee, 
maybe  he  read  it  and  couldn't  face 


the  embaressment  -  just  a  thought). 
This  little  gaffe  might  cost  the 
ex-Captain  $150,000. 

Also  taking  a  another  stab  at  writ- 
ing is  Henry  Rollins  who  is  set  to 
release  a  book  and  spoken  word 
album  detailing  his  "tour  of  duty"  with 
Black  Flag.  "Get  in  the  Van:  On  the 
road  with  Black  Flag'  will  highlight 
Rollins'  adventure  with  overzelous 
fans,  evil  policemen,  poverty  (?).  and 
all  night-drives.  Hey.  that  sounds  like 
fun  —  being  stuck  in  a  van  for  hours 
listening  to  Rollins'  preaching. 

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The  Snapper    Sale 


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-The  Real  World's  Rachael 

on  her  mothers  proposal  that 

she  get  a  job  at  McDonald  s. 


In  the  seemingly  increasing  tradition  of 
re-releasing  rock  icon's  past  albums,  Geffen 
Records  is  digging  deep  into  the  post-punk 
archives  to  reissue  noise-pioneers  Sonic  Youth's 
entire  back  catalog. 

The  New  York  quartet  virtually  led  the 
"no-wave"  movement  in  the  mid-eighties,  influ- 
encing hordes  of  current  alternative  bands  to  pick 
up  their  guitars  and  wreck  sonic  havoc. 

Now  that  Geffen  has  decided  to  reissue,  as  well 
as  remaster  the  group's  landmark  albums,  the  band 
may  finally  be  getting  the  "musical  pioneer'  status 
that  they  so  deserve. 

Complete  with  extensive  new  liner  notes  and  a 
few  unreleased  tracks,  the  reissues  are  must-haves 
for  die-hard  fans,  and  make  a  great  introduction 
for  neophytes. 

The  slow,  pain-staking  process  of  putting  the 
albums  out  again  began  last  November  with  the 
re-release  of  the  band's  long  out-of-print 
Daydream  Nation.  Their  two  infamous  SST 
Records  releases  EVOL  and  Sister  will  be  out  on 
October  1 1 .  Keep  your  eyes  peeled. 

—Malt  Audclte 


From  the  talented,  versatile  British  director 
Stephen  Frears  (My  Beautiful  Launderette. 
Dangerous  Liaisons)  comes  one  of  I993's  funni- 
est, most  clever  and  warm-hearted  movies. 

Sort-of  a  sequel  to  199rs  The  Commitments 
(the  same  family,  but  the  names  have  changed), 
The  Snapper  (written  by  Roddy  Doyle)  features 
"Star  Trek"  vet  Colm  Meany  as  a  working-class 
Irish  father  wdth  a  big  family  and  a  big  problem. 
His  daughter  is  "up  the  pole"  and  she's  not  saying 
who  the  dad  is. 

When  rumors  begin  to  spread  that  the  snapper's 
(slang  for  baby)  is  the  boorish,  middle-aged 
next-door  neighbor,  suddenly  the  daughter  has  a 
story:  a  little  too  much  to  drink,  a  Spanish  sailor... 

Filled  with  rich  characterizations  (especially 
from  Meany)  and  some  truly  hilarious  punchlines. 
The  Snapper  is  an  exuberant  sleeper  that  not  only 
matches  Four  Weddings  and  a  Funeral  wit  for  wit 
but  reaffirms  Frears  as  the  Howard  Hawks  of  our 
generation. 

Those  who  enjoy(ed)  The  Snapper  ■  take  heart. 
Frears  will  be  directing  the  sequel.  The  Van. 

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classy.  A  vase  from  Waterford,  a  painting  by 
Renoir,  a  bottle  of  champagne  (the  kind  that 
doesn't  cost  $5  and  includes  your  own  designer  set 
of  authentic  plastic  Dino  mugs)  comes  to  mind. 
But  what  about  style?  Wliat  about  the  flair  that  the 
late  Jackie  O  reeked  of,  or  the  timeless  taste 
Audrey  Hepburn  forever  possessed. 

It's  something  designers  like  Oldham,  Klien, 
Sanders  and  Lauren  are  always  trying  to  duplicate 
every  season.  It  lives  in  stores  like  (.  Crew.  Gap. 
and  Eddie  Bauer's.  Unfortunately,  these  things 
often  come  with  exurbanite  pricei  that  make  the 
ordinary  college  student  cringe  and  smile  sardon- 
ically at  the  salesperson  when  they  suggest  a  small 
loan  be  made  before  you  even  consider  anything  in 
the  store.  Even  ordering  from  tkeir  catalogues 
requires  a  major  increase  in  the  old  charge  card. 

Weep  and  gnash  your  teeth  no  bnger!  |  Crew. 
clothing  for  the  sassy  and  ever  chic,  is  having  a 
"warehouse"  sale  at  the  Muliins  Center.  Oct.  3-6,  9 
a.m.-  9  p.m.  So  sacrifice  those  nightly  orders  from 
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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Ihiirsday,  September  29,  1994  /  Page  7 


Don*t  view  Vrincess  Qarchoo 


By  Jon  Lupo 

Collegion  Staff 


PRINCESS  CARABOO 

Directed  by  Michoel  Austin 
with  Phoebe  Cotes,  Kevin  Kline 

Remember  Ihoso  Shelly  Duvall-produced  "Fairy 
Tale  Theatre"  specials  on  cable?  You  know,  the 
re-telling  of  classic  lall-tales  with  son-of  big  stars  and 
a  sort-of  low  budget?  For  those  who  couldn't  gel 
enough  of  those  sort-of  cheesy  bedtime  stories  comes 
Princess  Carahoo.  a  mildly  entertaining  but  so-what? 
adaptation  of  a  supposedly  true  story.  There's  nothing 
terribly  bad  about  this  period  tale  of  true  lies,  however, 
there's  nothing  terribly  remarkable  about  it  either. 

In  late  I9ih  century  England,  a  mysterious  woman 
(Phoebe  Gates)  is  discovered  by  two  footmen. 
Delivering  her  to  the  stately  home' of  Mrs.  Warren 
(Wendy  Hughes),  this  woman  doesn't  speak  or  under- 
stand English  and  wears  an  exotic-  looking  turban. 
She  identifies  herself  only  as  one  Princess  Caraboo. 
The  trusting  Mrs.  Warren  rescues  her  from  vagrant 
prison  and  ushers  her  into  middle-brow  society. 

Ai  first,  Mrs.  Warren  is  the  only  one  who  believes  in 
Princess  Caraboo.  The  Greek  butler  (Kevin  Kline)  is 
suspicious  —  until  he  gets  a  look  at  Caraboo's  mysteri- 


ous tattoo  —  a>  IS  an  investigative  reporter  (Stephen 
Rea)  who  finds  himself  at  once  doubtful  and  smitten 
with  the  Princess. 

The  film  hinges,  of  course,  on  the  "is  she  or  i>n'i 
she"  angle  of  the  plot,  as  one  by  one.  people  are  con- 
verted into  believing  in  the  wonder  of  Princess 
Caraboo.  From  |ohn  Lithgow's  black-toothed  academ- 
ic to  another  prince,  they  all  fall  over  themselves  to 
bask  in  her  seemingly  simple  radiance. 

Director  Michael  Austin  is  going  for  a  sanitized 
romantic  comedy,  I  guess,  but  Ihe  film's  rhythm  is  so 
politely  mute,  there's  no  room  for  romance  or  hilarity. 
Rea's  reporter  gets  all  hot  and  bothered  over  the 
Princess,  but  it  seems  less  like  true  love  than  a 
script-demanded  coupling.  By  the  end.  when  a  luke- 
warm moral  message  is  added  to  the  mix,  you'd  be 
hard-pressed  to  find  anybody  who  cares. 

As  the  mysterious  Princess  Caraboo.  Phoebe  Gates 
revives  a  career  that  really  never  was.  Never  really  ful- 
filling the  promise  of  her  early  roles  in  Fast  Times  at 
Ridgemont  High  and  Gremlins.  Gates  has  ended  up  in 
dogs  like  Drop  Dead  Fred.  Gales  is  good  as  the  enig- 
matic Caraboo;  there's  something  warm  about  her. 
though  it's  a  measure  of  her  prowess  that  she  can't 
raise  the  film  above  it's  sleepy-eyed  intentions.  I^ardly 


I  urn  to  PRINCESS,  page  3 


COUmiSr  LIAM  lOMCMAN/TIII  <,IAII  IMCnjIltS 

Caraboo  (Phoebe  Gates),  a  mysterious  young  woman  who  speaks  an  unknown  language,  is  given  refuge 
in  a  wealthy  family's  home,  where  she  is  met  with  suspicion  by  the  butler  (Kevin  Kline)  in  Princess  Caraboo. 


Arcadia  players  bring  the  Baroque  to  life 


By  JofTno  Kansanen 

Collegian  SloH 


When  it  comes  lo  discussing  the 
time  period  in  classical  music  called 
the  Barotjue  period,  few,  if  any.  dis- 
tinct composers  come  lo  mind.  To 
ihe  unenlightened,  ihey  arc  wonder-' 
ing  what  the  hell  I  am  talking  about. 
To  the  big  fan  —  personas  like 
lohann  Sebastian  Bach,  and  Handel's 
masterpiece  Messiah,  are  the  first 
thai  come  to  mind. 

This  weekend,  the  Arcadia  Players 
Baroque  Orchestra  and  Chamber 
Ensemble  will  be  performing  a  series 
of  "Ocioberfest"  concerts  around  the 
area,  in  a  piece  by  German  composer 
Georg  Philipp  Telemann. 

This  celebration  of  his  work. 
Tafelmusik  begins  Friday  night  at  Ihe 
First  Unitarian  Universalis!  Church  in 
Springfield,  then  moves  to  the  Grace 
Episcopal  Church  in  downtown 
Amherst  Saturday  night,  and  culmi- 
nates in  a  special  Sunday  afternoon 
show  at  the  Pearl  Street  Club  in 
Northampton. 

Telemann  (1681-1767)  wrote  this 
piece  in  175?,  and  it  goes  in  rhythm 
with  the  stylings  of  that  lime. 
Unifying  the  French  and  Italian 


modes  ol  composition  that  was  inher 
en!  to  the  period,  Telemann  was  able 
to  write  a  piece  that  added  his  own 
openness  lo  diverse  musical  experi- 
meniaiion  and  also  kepi  in  pace  wiih 
Baroque  principle.  Tafelmusik  opens 
wiih  I  he  standard  French  overture,  is 
mingled  with  solo  compt)sitit)ns  for 
llute,  violin,  and  cello  in  the  center. 
and  finishes  with  the  full  orchestra  in 
accompaniment. 

The  Arcadia  Players,  led  by 
Director  Margaret  Irwin-  Brandon, 
was  founded  in  1984  for  the  purpose 
of  peri'omiing  the  works  of  the  17th 
and  18th  Gentury.  and  bringing  it  to 
places  that  would  nut  usually  be  apt 
to  these  siyle  of  performances.  A 
musician  centering  on  early  keyboard 
instruments,  a  soloist  at  the 
International  Organ  Festival  in 
Nuremburg  and  other  prominent 
events,  and  a  lonner  laculiy  menitwr 
of  both  Mount  Holyoke  and  Oberlin 
colleges,  Brandon  has  compiled  an 
orchestra  that  keeps  a  local  fiavor  and 
has  its  membership  primarily  origi- 
nate from  the  Greater  Pioneer  Valley. 

Led  by  llutisi  )esse  Lepkoff,  violin- 
ist Dana  Maiben,  and  cellist  Alice 
Robbins.  all  established  recording 
and  performing  artists,  the  Arcadia 


Players  will  take  on  this  piece  that 
tackles  a  whole  spectrum  of  musical 
infiuences  in  one  single  compusiiion. 
This  weekend  the  spirit  of  the 
Baroque,  and  its  infinite  conversation 
between  the  instruments  through  the 
concerto  and  sonata,  will  be  in  the 
"house."  The  concert  house,  that  is. 

This  Friday  night's  show  is  at  the 
First  Unitarian  Universalisi  Church, 
.'■/5  Porter  Lake  Drive.  Springfield, 
and  begins  at  8.00  p.m  Saturday's 
show  will  he  at  the  Grace  Episcopal 
Church  on  Holtwood  Avenue,  on  the 
Green.  Amherst  and  will  also  begin 
at  HOOpm.  The  Sunday  afternoon 
show  at  I'earl  Street.  10  Pearl  Street. 
Northampton  will  start  at  2:(X)  p.m.. 
and  the  audience  will  be  seated  infor- 
mally at  tables  Tickets  for  the  whole 
weekend  package  start  at  $70  (pre 
mier  seating).  $50  (reserved),  and 
$40  (general).  Individual  tickets  start 
at  $25  (premier),  $18  (reserx'ed),  and 
$15  (general).  They  are  available  at 
the  Northampton  Box  Office  by  call- 
ing l-800-THE-TICK,  or 
4}3-58(>~8(>86  and  at  the  door  of  the 
venue  a  half  hour  prior  to  the  perfor- 
mance. For  further  info  contact 
Margaret  Irwin-  Brandon  at 
41  i~  584-8882. 


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lilt  MASSACMUSFTIS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


The  Queen^s  Qarden  blends 
together  cultures  of  theatre 


By  Amy  Parodysz 

Collcg<an  Correspond«nr 


Brcnda  Wong  Auki  will  driiw 
you  inio  iinolhcr  world:  the  "third 
world  of  ihc  United  Stales."  filled 
with  gypsy  cabs.  Chinese  laudra 
mats  and  Korean  liquor  stores    In 
her  intense  lyrical  solo  perfor 
mance.   The  Queen's  OurJt'/i. 
Aoki  blends  dance,  music  and  the 
aler  from  Western  and  lapanese 
traditions. 

Although  technically  a  love 
story.  Aoki  says,  "ihc  play  is  about 
why  all  those  people  went  crazy  in 
South  Central"  during  the  Rodney 
King  incident.  It's  also  about 
institutionalized  crazincss  in 


uibiin  inbe'  >irul  'N\-n.iii.ilK   i^no 
ranee  '" 

"There  iv  ,i  r:iuvm  ih.il  iv  gelling 
stronger,  but  il  vou  look  deeper  it 
i^  really  u  ^\^s-,  thing,"  described 
Aoki 

H\  •.sslLinatie  ignorance.  Aoki 
wiis  ickinng  to  the  way  we're 
tracked. 

"People  with  .iccenis  are  put 
into  dumb'  classes  and  are  stuck  in 
ihcin."  said  Aoki.  "We  are  catego- 
rized by  ihe  color  of  our  skin,  the 
way  we  relate  culturally,  very  much 
the  like  in  Hraic  .Ww  World  by 
.Akluu^  Huxley." 

Aoki  has  wim  several  theater 
awards  including  a  National 
Kndowment    of   the    Arts   Solo 


Theater  Icllowship.  She  studies 
lapanese  classical  theater  and  miid 
ern  dance.  Aoki,  who  is  Japanese. 
Chinese.  Spanish  and  Scotch,  says 
she  drew  a  lot  ol  her  material  from 
her  experiences  growing  up  "all 
mixed  up  like  chopped  suey."  In 
luct.  the  single  character  in  The 
Oucen's,  Gurden  shares  Aoki's 
name  and  ethnic  background.  The 
author/actress  spent  a  lot  of  lime  in 
I.  A.'s  urban  tribes  and  Southern 
California's  Pacific  street  gangs, 
and  that  coniribuled  lo  the  play 
considerably. 

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By  Josh  Boyd 

Collegian  Staff 


Chucklehead  rocks.  Okay,  not  quite.  Chucklehead,  a 
Boston  funk-hip-hop  group,  is  arriving  Friday  night  at 
Pearl  Street  with  its  raucous  show  consisting  of  weird  cos- 
tumes, a  four  piece  horn  section,  and  raps  based  on  old 
playground  chants,  among  other  antics.  Most  likely  many 
other  antics. 

Winners  of  the  1993  Boston  Phoenix/WmX  Best  Local 
R&B/Soul  band  in  the  hub,  the  eight-man  band  definitely 
has  its  credentials  to  provide  good  music  as  well  as  wild 
fun(k). 

Their  inspirations  for  music  and  their  lifestyles  would 
probably  be  as  long  as  Santa's  list  when  you  include  all 
their  twisted  perceptions  of  gospel  eall-and-response 
singing,  ihe  sounds  a  guitar  makes  when  it  is  being  burnt, 
porno  comic  books,  and  Sesame  Street.  They  also  worship 


that  funk  deity  that  brightened  up  the  Fine  Arts  Center 
this  past  spring.  George  Clinton. 

These  Beantown  Boys,  part  graduates  of  Wesleyan 
College  and  pari  smarty-pant  graduates  of  Yale,  are  no 
strangers  to  the  Happy  Valley.  Last  semester  they  played 
the  Van  Meter  basketball  courts,  and  they  have  also 
played  Pearl  Street  about  once  a  semester.  Some  students 
talking  about  Chucklehead  will  say  they  probably  put  on 
the  best  funk/rap/soul  show  that  they  have  seen.  Fun  is 
the  word  most  usually  used  in  these  descriptions.  With 
names  like  Eb-  Tide  (vocalist  and  guitarist)  and  Brainy  B 
(keyboardist  and  vocalist),  one  probably  wouldn't  expect 
dull,  unimaginative  people. 

Wacky  local  heroes  Knuckle  Sandwich  will  open  the 
show. 

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Northampton  this  Triday  night.  The  show  is  IS-*-.  Doors 
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Thursday,  Septeml)cr  29,  1994  /  Page  9 


Strike! 


COUKTESY  UAUHA  SIM 


Ska  maniac's  Let's  Go  Bowling  will  be  skanking  away  at  Pearl  Street  Nightclub  in  Northampton  tomorrow  night.  The  funky  fellows  will  be  opening  for  The  Specials. 


Eighties 


continued  fiom  page  5 

guy  gets  super  power  suit). 

The  80s  was  the  decade  in  which  the  "building  a  gizmo 
from  ordinary  stufP  motif  was  huned  lo  perfection.  The 
catalysts  of  this  gem  of  an  idea  were  "The  A-Team."  who 
would  turn  their  van  into  an  armored  car  with  a  couple  of 
wrenches,  a  blowtorch  and  scrap  metal,  and  "MacGyver," 
the  man  who  could  build  a  nuclear  device  using  a  pen  cap, 
a  gum  wrapper  and  a  can  uf  Metamucil. 

The  best  thing  about  TV  in  the  eighties  —  hands-down 
—  was  NBC's  Thursday  night  lineup.  "The  Cosby  Show," 
"Family  Ties,"  "Cheers."  "Nighl  Court"  and  "L.A.  Law" 
kept  many  in  front  of  the  TV  on  Thursday  nights,  and  not 
until  recently  when  "Seinfeld,"  "Frasier"  and  "Wings"  all 
landed  on  the  .same  night  (curiously,  Thursdays)  has  any 
network  even  come  close  lo  capturing  its  audience  for 
more  than  an  hour  at  a  time. 

So  in  a  decade  like  the  90s,  in  which  we  seem  lo  be 
pushing  things  to  a  more  siripped-down  and  basic 
approach  (from  clothes  to  music)  why  do  we  keep  looking 
back  to  other  decades?  Il  could  be  because  we  don't  want 
lo  make  the  same  mistakes  again  (butterfly  collars)  or  it 
could  just  be  because  our  attention  spans  are  too  short 
even  lo  pay  attention  lo  the  decade  we're  living  in. 

So  what's  next?  The  80s  themselves  actually  had  a 
retro  movement  when  you  lake  into  account  the  Back  to 
The  Future  films  and  ihe  election  of  Reagan.  Now  we  have 
six  years  lo  go  in  the  90s  and  wc  have  already  started  the 
80s  movement.  The  retro  movements  are  moving  through 
the  decades  faster  than  we  can  complete  the  current  one. 
At  this  rale,  we  will  be  having  a  "weren't  the  early  90s 
keen"  movement  before  ihe  end  of  1998. 

I'll  be  sure  not  to  pack  away  my  flannel. 

Mike  MacLean  is  a  Collegian  Arts  &  Living  Associate 
Editor. 


television 


continued  from  page  5 

he  absolute  dregs  of  comedy. 

Perhaps  a  word  about  "Saturday 
Night  Live,"  which  celebrates  its 
twentieth  anniversary  this  year.  I 
think  we  all  recognize  that  this  show 
needs  a  major  face-lift,  and  fast.  I 
have  a  couple  of  suggestions  for  it's 
producer.  Lome  Michaels,  should  he 
happen  to  be  reading  along. 

Lome,  you've  got  to  make 
changes.  You've  got  to  make  every- 
body in  the  current  cast  reaudilion 
for  their  spots,  if  you  haven't  already. 
You've  got  to  hold  open  auditions  so 
that  you  can  determine  what  talent  is 
out  there  that  is  fresh.  You've  got  to 
be  very  critical  in  your  evaluations. 
No  more  letting  older  cast  members 
slack  off.  These  are  lough  limes  for 
the  show,  and  you've  got  lo  employ 
only  those  actors  and  writers  who 
can  produce  some  laughs. 

There  arc  iwo  directions  the  pro- 
gram could  lake.  One  option  would 
be  lo  make  "SNL"  into  an  all  male 
comedy  troupe.  This  way,  you  could 
do  some  transvesiilc  themes  and 
maybe  put  a  subversive,  androgy- 
nous. "Kids  in  the  Hair-ish  twist  to 
things. 

The  second  option  would  be  to 
concentrate  on  gelling  two  or  three 
really  strong  women  performers  inioi 


he  cast.  This  is  vitally  important  if 
you  want  "SNL"  to  suceed  as  a  co-ed 
show.  You  need  women  who  can 
rival  what  Gilda  Radner  and  lane 
Curtain  were  in  ihe  70s.  and  what 
Victoria  lackson  and  Ian  Hooks  were 
in  the  80s. 

No  more  using  women  for  back- 
groud  scenery  —  everybody's  gotta 
be  able  to  pull  their  own  weight,  or 
else  suffer  another  solemn  season  like 
the  last. 

Now  that  I've  finally  gotten  ihai 
off  my  chest,  maybe  I  can  gel  through 
the  rest  of  the  new  programs  that  I've 
seen.  Unfortunately,  it's  a  prcily  lack- 
luster countdown.  There's  the  new 
NBC  courtroom  drama  "Sweet 
lustice"  starring  Cicily  Tyson  and  the 
whinning  Melissa  Gilbert.  Gilbert 
plays  a  southern  belle  allomey  who 
giggles  openly  in  court  when  she 
wins  cases,  and  seems  to  run  home  lo 
lunch  with  her  rich  daddy  between 
every  cross-examination. 

Skip  this  one  and  go  for  NBC's 
much  sharper  "Law  and  Order," 
where  Sam  Walerston  replaces 
Michael  Morily  after  the  latter  volun- 
tarily joined  former  "NYPD  BLUE" 
star  David  Caruso,  on  the  actor's 
unemployment  line.  Needless  to  say, 
I'm  not  holding  my  breath  for  either 


of  iheir  features  film  debuts. 

Elsewhere.  NBC's  "Friends"  is  a 
pale  imitation  of  "Seinfeld"  (minus 
the  laughs),  but  the  peacock  net- 
work's "Madman  of  ihe'People" 
looks  like  it  might  get  along  on 
Dabncy  coleman's  acerbic  charms. 
It's  Thursday  nighl  time  slot  after  I  he 
big  "S"  shouldn't  hurt  either. 

Fox's  'Party  of  Five"  features  pre- 
cocious orphans,  and  considering 
thai  the  show  has  al  least  three  ado- 
lescents without  a  parental  figure. 
I'm  surprised  ihal  the  party  is  rela- 
tively underpopulated. 

I  couldn't  decide  which  of  the  Iwo 
new  medical  dramas  to  watch,  so  I 
skipped  them  both.'l  was  just  too 
overwhelmed.  And  I  continued  lo 
have  high  hopes  for  ABC's  relatively 
new  comedy  "Ellen,"  even  through  I 
still  think  that  the  entire  supporting 
cast  could  be  overhauled.  Ellen 
DeGeneris  herself,  though,  is  a  funny 
and  strung  lead. 

So.  that's  at  least  part  of  the  fabu- 
lous fall  lineup,  from  where  I  stand. 
It's  somewhat  disappointing,  as  I 
said,  but  there's  still  enough  to  live 
on.  No  season  can  be  a  total  success, 
and  as  long  as  there  remains  to  be  a 
few  diamonds  in  the  rough,  television 
will  keep  me  coming  back. 


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Getting  by  with  a  little  help  from  a  friend 

Blind  student  urges  others  to  allmv  guide  dog  to  stick  to  his  work 


By  Heather  Redfem 

Collegian  Staff 


The  reaction  is  almost  immediate  when  seemg  a  friend- 
ly dog  -  give  the  pooch  a  pat. 

For  University  of  Massachusetts  student.  Ellis  tlough, 
and  his  guide  dog.  Quali.  even  the  slightest  pat  received 
by  the  seven-year-old  German  Shepherd  is  a  distraction 
to  the  bond  the  two  share. 

A  junior  at  the  University  majoring  in  Wildlife/History 
biology.  Clough.  who  is  legally  blind,  depends  on  his  dog 
tu  lead  him  each  day.  on  and  off  campus. 

"People  have  to  understand  what  a  guide  dug  is."  said 
Clough.  "She  is  not  suppose  to  be  patted."  Clough  said  that 
any  animal  with  a  harness  on  is  a  working  animal  and  the 
attention  of  the  animal  must  be  given  only  to  its  master. 

"As  appealing  as  she  is,  she  is  not  to  have  people  pel 
ling  her."  .said  Clough.  He  also  said  he  spends  most  ut  his 
days  asking  [X'ople  not  to  pet  Quali. 

Clough  said  Quali  is  an  extremely  affectionate  animal 
who  responds  easily  to  direct  attention  given  to  her  by 
passerbys.  A  passerby  should  not  be  offended  when  asked 
not  to  give  Quali  attention,  according  to  Clough. 

"She  is  working  for  me.  it's  not  that  I'm  being  mean." 
said  Clough.  According  to  Clough.  using  a  dog  helps  to 


line  lune  his  inohiliiv  iiiMc.id  ol  umii^-  j  ..inc  v^hich  he 
ciiMMders  a  cuiuhcrsoiiic  aid. 

"I  lell  Quali  k>  find  Ihe  inside  ol  a  huildin^'  and  she  will 
find  it  for  me."  said  Clough. 

In  addition  tu  personal  allcniion.  unieashcil  du^-s  on 
campus  present  a  problem  to  Clough  and  Uuuli  s  bond  Ik- 
said  several  students  are  not  abiding  to  the  Massachusetts 
leash  law.  According  to  Clough.  he  must  repeaicdlv  smug- 
gle with  students'  dogs  who  distract  Quali. 

Rcxently.  while  walking  down  a  set  of  stairs  on  campus, 
Quali  was  attacked  by  an  unleashed  dog.  leaving  fur  his 
master  the  difficult  task  of  sep.ir.iiin^'  the  twu  dijis  while 
unable  to  see. 

As  a  transfer  student  from  tlrccnfield  Cuininunil\ 
College.  Clough  said  he  is  siill  absorbing  the  campus 
Permanent  additions  such  as  braille  on  the  iciuiing 
machines  and  elevators  would  help  to  make  arcjs  >..|  the 
campus  iiiuiv  dLxessible  to  those  with  disabilities,  a^widing 
to  Clough. 

Having  brailled  the  elevators  himself  in  the  Campus 
Center,  Clough  said  he  thinks  the  l'i.\lures  were  intentialK 
pulled  off  by  students,  possibly  unaware  of  their  purpose 

Clough  said  he  would  also  like  to  encourage  the 
enlargement  of  printed  informational  articles  concerning 
campus  activities. 


GEO  to  vote  on  amendment  to  save  jobs 


By  Justin  Doy4e 

Collegian  Staff 


The  Graduate  Employees  Organization  (GEO)  held  its 
iirst  general  meeting  last  night  and  began  voting  to  amend 
its  contract  with  the  University  of  Massachusetts. 

GEO  is  attempting  to  amend  its  second  contract  in 
order  to  save  graduate  student  jobs  from  being  cut  by  the 
University,  even  though  the  University  received  an 
increase  in  stale  funding  for  this  year. 

GEO  has  received  information  from  the  Universiiv  that 


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there  will  be  at  least  t5  jobs  cut  this  \ear.  di.e>..rding  to  a 
press  release.  Last  night's  GEO  meeting  began  with  vol- 
ing  that  will  attempt  to  save  almost  half  of  those  lobs 

The  GEO  contract  will  give  sijte  funded  jiraduate 
employees  an  increase  of  $660  in  their  sijpends.  according 
to  lanine  Yodanis.  co-speaker  of  GEO. 

The  amendment  GEO  is  trying  to  pass  would  initiate  a 
tentative  agreement  reached  with  the  UMass  administra- 
tion late  in  the  summer  to  provide  only  a  S500  raise,  a  pay 
cut  of  $160.  in  order  to  save  20  full-tinie  crjj^.i::e 
employee  jobs. 

The  cut  in  the  stipend  raises  will  reinstate  27  5  percent 
of  the  jobs  cut  this  year,  according  to  the  press  release 

The  reason  UMass  is  cutting  jobs  is  due  to  the 
University  being  in  deficit,  according  to  GEO  co-speaker 
Karen  Adkins. 

Last  year,  the  state  budget  did  not  come  out  until 
October  and  the  UMass  had  already  started  spending 
assuming  that  they  would  receive  a  certain  ams^uni  oi 
funding,  said  Adkins. 

When  the  budget  came  out.  UMass  received  less  fund- 
ing than  what  was  expected,  according  to  Adkins. 

"The  University  was  deficit  funded,  so  any  increase 
UMass  would  receive  would  only  bring  them  back  to 
being  level  funded."  Adkins  said. 

The  UMass  system  received  a  $15  million  increase  m 
slate  funding  in  the  budget.  According  to  Adkins.  it  was 
still  not  enough. 

GEO's  contract  slates  that  10  percent  of  the  increase  in 
state  appropriations  for  this  year  will  go  for  raises  for 
state  funded  graduate  employees,  according  to  Adkins. 

"Because  the  UMass  has  to  give  the  graduate  students  a 
portion  of  the  funding  received,  the  University  will  still  be 
deficit  funded  and  be  forced  to  cut  jobs."  Adkins  said. 

Adkins  says  that  most  of  the  jobs  UMass  will  cut  will  be 
graduate  students. 

"The  administration  has  an  easiei  lime  culling  teaching 
assistants  because  graduate  students  have  only  a  one  year 
leaching  job,"  Adkins  said. 

Because  the  UMass  campuses  did  get  $13  million  in 
stale  funding,  there  will  not  be  as  many  cuts  as  at  first 
expected,  said  Adkins. 

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didn't  support  the  students  " 

Robinson  reflected  on  a  similar  incident 
that  took  place  while  she  was  in  the  seventh 
grade  at  ihc  junior  high.  Towards  the  end  of 
the  school  year,  a  friend  of  hers  who  has 
already  graduated  from  Amherst  High,  Hanif 
Abdul  Akim,  was  called  names  and  attacked 
by  a  "couple  of  hicks"  from  the  high  school, 
she  said. 

"They  told  him  all  he  was  good  for  was 
shining  shoes  and  called  him  a  nigger.  They 
beat  him  up  and  told  him  to  go  back  to  Africa 
or  New  York,  or  wherever  he  came  from," 
Robinson  said. 

This  is  just  the  most  drastic  thing  that's 
been  exposed  to  the  public  eye  recently,  but 
it's  always  been  a  problem,  according  to 
Robinson.  It  has  gotten  worse  over  the  years. 
There  is  overcrowding  in  both  buildings,  and 
thai  may  add  to  it,  she  said. 

"The  thing  that  pissed  me  off  the  most  was 
that  nothing  was  brought  to  the  news  until 
later.  Once  the  allegations  on  the  girl  were 
made,  they  got  all  this  coverage."  Robinson 
said.  "Amherst  publicized  it  more  after  the 
tables  turned  on  them,  and  it  became  the  siu- 
dcnt's  fault,  not  theirs." 


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dwindling  of  the  "Biuewall  culture"  he  witnesses  firsthand 
at  work,  but  thought  his  words  would  mean  more  if  they 
were  backed  up  by  a  petition.  So  before  speaking  to  her 
about  the  problem,  he  sought  the  signatures. 

"I  thought  they  would  have  approached  us  first  before 
feeling  the  need  for  a  petition."  Potter  said  when  asked 
about  the  petition,  "but  we  weren't  approached.  The  first 
thing  we  kiiow,  a  petition  was  on  the  bar." 

Potter  is  attempting  to  shift  the  focus  from  the  Biuewall 
and  the  Hatch,  which  both  traditionally  close  ai  1 1  p.m. 
every  night,  to  the  Coffee  Shop.  Potter  cites  the  shift  to  be 
a  necessary  experiment  in  cutting  costs. 

It  takes  only  two  employees  to  run  the  Coffee  Shop, 
Potter  said,  while  it  takes  a  minimum  of  seven  to  run  the 
Hatch.  As  for  the  late-night  Biuewall  studiers.  Potter  said 
that  sales  records  show  that  they  don't  buy  enough  after  9 


p.m.  to  justify  keeping  it  open  later. 

Poller  said  she  strives  to  find  a  solution  that  everyone 
would  be  happy  with.  She  said  if  she  had  the  means,  she 
would  look  into  installing  a  lowering  gate  that  secures  the 
counter  and  equipment  so  that  the  room  could  remain 
open  for  students  to  study  late. 

Poller  recently  told  Cooperman  to  keep  his  petition 
going  as  long  as  possible.  When  the  number  of  signatures 
collected  daily  tapers  off,  she  told  him  to  bring  her  the 
petition  and  she  will  attempt  to  keep  the  Biuewall  open 
later  on  a  trial  basis,  as  soon  as  she  can  hire  the  proper 
staff,  according  to  Cooperman. 

Potter  also  plans  to  put  together  a  survey  group  which 
will  research  the  customers'  expectations  of  Campus 
Center  Food  Services.  The  group  would  consist  of  repre- 
sentatives from  all  over  campus. 


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"Yuri  Kochiyama:  A  Passion  for  justice." 
will  be  shown  at  4  p.m.  in  room  163  in 
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The  57-minute  documentary  chronicles 
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The  New  World  Theater  will  perform 
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The  play  follows  the  urban  lives  of  two 
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Vanin. 

Ray  Elliot,  an  activist  in  the  community, 
said  the  solution  to  the  problems  within  the 
schools  is  to  "stop  planting  the  wrong  kind 
of  seeds." 

Elliot  advocates  teaching  students  about 
the  many  races  and  ethnicities,  but  also 
leaching  students  that  human  beings  share  a 
"oneness." 

Several  UMass  students  attended  the  meet- 


ing, including  Student  Trustee  AI  l.izana  and 
the  Hlack  Student  Union  President  Shomwa 
Shamupande. 

Shamapande  said  he  was  concerned  with 
the  outcome  of  the  junior  high  student's 
claims.  He  said  he  would  like  to  talk  to  some 
of  the  junior  high  students  because  he  said 
he  did  not  want  this  incident  lo  dissuade 
other  students  from  coming  forward  with 
similar  claims. 


The  brother  of  the  junior  high  girl  told  the 
crowd  whatever  his  sister  did,  he  would 
stand  behind  her.  He  said  he  was  annoyed 
with  members  of  the  community  and  the 
media  for  jumping  to  conclusions  about  what 
his  sister  did. 

"What's  done  is  done.  Whatever's  hap- 
pened, happened,"  he  said.  "I'm  just  sorry  it 
tcK)k  something  like  this  to  bring  everybody 
together." 


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call  The  Pub's  situation  an  injustice  would  be 
a  bit  harsh,  but  I  do  call  the  situation  a  bit 
unusual  and  I'm  at  a  competitive  disadvan- 
tage," said  jolly,  who  also  manages  Amherst 
establishments  Rafters  and  Season's. 

He  told  the  department  he  would  install 
two  Honeywell  "Enviracaire"  commercial  air 
cleaners  lo  clean  the  air  while  patrons 
smoked  and  ensure  clean  air  for  the  next 
day's  restaurant  customers. 

The  health  department  last  night  told  jolly 
they  would  announce  a  decision  on  the 
request  at  an  October  13  meeting,  after  con 
suiting  ihe  state  Department  of  Health  about 


the  viability  of  lolly's  proposed  air  filtration 
system. 

Health  department  members  expressed 
concern  at  last  night's  meeting  over  the  pro- 
posed filtration  system's  capacity  to  leave  the 
air  in  The  Pub  free  of  lobacco-bome  chemi- 
cals and  particulates  when  The  Pub  re-opens 
in  the  morning  as  a  smoke-free  restaurant. 

"For  me.  the  issue  is.  at  noon  are  the 
restaurant  patrons  going  to  be  exposed  to  the 
effects  of  smoke."  said  Amherst  Health 
Department  member  Dr.  Samuel  Gladstone. 

Departinent  member  Rafael 

Lopez-Sanchez  told  lolly  he  was  unsure  of 


whether  a  filtration  system  could  eliminate 
all  chemicals  left  in  The  Pub  from  smoking. 

"We're  not  just  talking  about  Ihe  smoke. 
We're  talking  about  residues  which  will  be 
left  behind  on  ihc  chairs,  the  fixtures  and 
everything  else,"  said  Lopez-Sanchez. 

The  health  department's  ban  on  smoking 
is  part  of  a  broad  effon  to  decrease  smoking 
in  Amherst  and  shield  non-  smokers  from 
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Roberts 


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football 


continued  from  page  14 

In  the  process,  the  junior  t'.inA.iil 
helped  the  Minuiewomcn  u.  'nc 
NCAA  Final  Four  last  fall,  an  ucv.',ti;. 
plishment  thai  Roberts  is  proud  ot 

"i  stepped  out  on  ihe  field  and  I 
started  10  choke  up.  my  e>is  siuricJ 
to  water."  said  Roberts.  "Fvcr\  tiiiK- 
something  happened  ur.J  wc  dui 
something  big,  I  had  to  sctik-  duwn 
Jiid  eatth  my  breath  " 

This  weekend,  Roberts  and  the  rest 
of  the  women's  soccer  team  will  be 
traveling  to  California  for  two  games. 


against  buni.i  (.lata  .uui  .S,inla 
Barbara 

"Aiuhiuls  IS  beatable  at  uinlime. 
\Vi-  base  lo  ^'o  in  there  and  believe  in 
ourselves, - 

Whether  the  Miruitesviimen.  make 
it  til  the  I  iiKil  I  luir  a[:Min  i^  unknown 
Hut  one  ihiiif}  k'l  suic  is  ihat  when 
this  seasun  is  v\er,  Roberts  v^ill  be 
somewheie  pr.Kticitig  and  Irving'  lu 
improve  on  her  game 

Still  not  satisfied,  still  wanting  to 
do  more. 


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continued  from  fxjge  14 

You  have  to  respect  Colorado  for 
playing  lop-nolch  opponents  every 
week,  yet  you  can't  help  but  wonder 
if  they  won't  be  burned  out  by  the 
time  they  visit  Nebraska. 

All  lit  a  sudden  the  Heisman  race 
has  become  very  jumbled.  The  three 
preseasiin  favonles  I  ra/ier.  Stokes 
and  Tyrone  Uheatley  -  have  been 
struck  by  injuries.  Wide  receiver  joey 
Cialloway  was  suspended  by  Ohio 
Stale  .As  long  as  Dean  puts  up  astro- 
nomical numbers  and  his  team  is  in 
the  Top  5,  it's  hanl  lo  argue  against 
hint.  My  preseason  pick  Zeier  is  now 
in  the  spotlight,  and  he  will  shine. 

Anthony  GuiJo  is  a  Collegian 
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continued  from  page  14 

Jachym  said.  "I  hit  it  off  the  side  of 

my  foot.  I  thought  I  was  going  to  gel 

it  a  Utile  bit  earlier  and  hit  it  straight 

on." 

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empty,  creating  only  two  solid 
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on  Thomas  from  about  1 4  yards,  and 
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Sports 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Minute  women  tie  A- 10  foes  in  20Ts 


ty  Malt  Vaulour 

Collt-gian  Sraff 

II  would  have  been  unfair  lo  have 
had  oil  her  team  walk  away  frotn  I  his 
one  »  luser 

III  a  heavily  luughl  battle.  No.  12 
Mjs>ul  huveiis  and  No.  8 
Nmiheasiein  played  to  0-0  draw  in 
douh4- Dveninie  yesterday  afternoon 
al  Ti'inijii  I'icld. 

"h  w.iv  .1  great  UMass  and 
Nuiilie.i>iern  game,"  said  Husky 
C'lM.h  Cheryl  Murtaugh.  "We  came 
out  .iiul  wc  knew  what  UMass' 
slrtiifihs  would  be,  and  we  tried  to 
bi-  ,ill  over  n  Their  goallender  made 
soniv-  pie;!!  s.ives." 

"It  a,i>  .1  great  game."  said 
Mii-Niuliusciis  Coach  Megan 
Doiinellv.  "It  was  exciting  for  the 
spectul^'!^.  It  was  two  very  tough 
strong  i.Miii^  going  at  it  in  full  force. 
NoIxkK  htakcd  down." 

The  Nhnuicwomen  had  a  chance  to 
pull  out  the  victory  at  the  very  end  ol 
regulation,  but  Husky  goaltendcr  )en 
Ruggiero  dellected  a  Natalie  Hart 
penally  comer  shot  as  time  expired. 

Both  teams  look  their  level  of  play 
up  a  notch  in  the  extra  periods.  EaHy 
in  the  first  overtime.  Northeastern  had 
an  excellent  scoring  chance.  Following 
a  UMass  penalty  comer,  the  Huskies 
broke  free  for  a  ihree-on-one,  but 
Kyri  Sparks,  a  senior  back  for  the 
Minulewomen,  blocked  the  NU  pass 
lo  quell  the  danger. 

Shortly  after,  with  Minutewoman 
goalie  Hilary  Rose  down  after  making 
a  save  on  a  BU  penalty  comer,  chaos 
ensued  in  front  of  the  UMass  net. 
With  Rose  out  of  position,  it  appeared 
that  Northeastern  had  a 
sure  goal,  but  Sparks 
dove  across  the  crease 
lo  block  the  shot. 

The  Minulewomen 
look  the  momentum  back  in  the  sec- 
ond sudden  death  period  with  several 
•coring  chances,  yet  Ruggerio  made 
save  after  save  and  UMass  ran  out  of 
lime. 

Despite  the  lie.  the  Minulewomen 
look  a  lot  of  positives  from  the  game. 
Sparks  and  fellow  back  Andrea 
Cabral  turned  in  strong  defensive 


Water  polo  hits  the  pool 
at  Amherst  College  for 
home  debut  against  BC 


By  Jomw  Kansanen 

Collegian  Staff 


Ji'srs;\n^%tr:r."','T"ofr„S"  "^'^  '-'-^ "-  ^-^  - '« ""  N„„..::;e;-.= 


Northeastern    0 


UMass  I 


pertormances,  and  senior  midfielder 
Colleen  Duffy  was  sharp  as  well. 
"I'm  happy  with  our  effort."  said 
Donnelly.  "It  was  the 
first  time  we  put  togeth- 
er a  full  game  of  great 
effort  and  smart  play. 
The  I  players)  obviously 
would  rather  have  had  the  win.  but 
they're  proud  of  their  effort.  We're 
going  in  the  right  direction." 

Freshman  Courtney  MacLean 
played  like  a  veteran,  looking  impres- 
sive in  crunch  time,  according  to 
Donnelly. 

"Courtney  has  been  really  playing 
very  well."  said  Donnelly.  "She's 


been  coming  on  stronger  and 
stronger  all  the  time.  I  thought  she 
did  an  excellent  job." 

As  they  became  fatigued,  the 
Huskies  got  a  little  nasty,  poking  and 
shoving  the  Minulewomen  late  in  the 
game.  The  Minulewomen  received  a 
bit  of  a  scare  when  Rose  appeared  lo 
be  injured  after  being  hit  by  a  NU 
foi^ward.  Rose  was  shaken  up,  but 
finished  the  game. 

"It  was  rough,"  said  Donnelly,  "but 
there  is  nothing  we  can  do  about  it. 
We  just  try  to  count  on  the  officials 
to  control  that.  I  was  very  happy  with 
the  way  wc  reacted.  We  didn't  let  it 
affect  the  way  wc  played." 


The  scoreless  deadlock  was  UMass' 
second  straight;  the  Minulewomen 
played  Rutgers  to  a  0-0  lie  on  Sunday. 
UMass  remains  undefeated  at  5-0-2. 

"I  would  have  liked  to  take  this  one 
until  someone  scored,"  said  senior 
co-captain  Danielle  Borges.  "I  think 
we  would  have  eventually  put  one  in." 

"1  just  wanted  to  win  so  badly."  said 
Sparks.  "I  jould  taste  it.  Everybody's 
hustling,  we're  playing  so  hard.  We're 
gelling  better  every  game." 

The  Minulewomen  embark  on  iheir 
toughest  road  trip  of  the  season  this 
weekend,  facing  Richmond  and  Old 
Dominion.  UMass  upset  the  Lady 
Monarchs  al  Totman  Field  last  year. 


^Miracle  finish  similar 
ito  Flutie-Phelan  pass 

Unbelievable. 

On  the  final  play  of  the  game,  Kordell  Stewart 
unloads  a  64-yard  bomb  that  is  tipped  around  and 
ends  up  in  the  hands  of  Colorado's  Michael 
Westbrook  for  the  most  dramatic  college  football 
finish  in  years. 

Colorado  defeated  Michigan  in  Ann  Arbor  on  a 
miracle  finish  reminiscent  of  Boston  College's  win 
over  Miami  in  1984.  Rutie  to  Phelan.  Stewart  to 
Westbrook. 

The  Wolverines  finally  beat  Ntottr  Dame,  and  had 
the  second  of  three  major  hurdles  cleared  for  59:50 
on  Saturday.  Michigan,  who  just  couldn'l  hang  on. 
now  must  remain  focused  in  its  next  two  games 
before  Penn  Suie.  Wouldn't  want  to  be  Iowa  when 
Michigan  comes  to  town  on  Saturday. 

The  national  title  picture  now  looks  a  lot  more 
eli^udy.  Nebraska  must  go  on  without  injured  quar- 
terhtck  Tommie  Frazier  for  an  indefinite  period  of 
imie.  This  shouldn't  be  a  problem  until  an  Oct.  29 
home  date  against  Colorado. 

Wwich  for  running  back  Lawrence  Phillips  [third 
leading  rusher  in  the  nation]  lo  be  even  more  of  the 
focus  on  offense.  Now  is  the  true  test  as  defenses 
will  key  on  Phillips  as  the  main  option. 

Can  anyone  stop  the  offense  of  the  Florida 
Gators?  Not  so  far.  Terry  Dean  is  the  top  rated 
quarterback  in  the  country,  and  the  defense  has  sur- 
prised many.  Hey.  if  you  shutout  Tennessee  in 
Knoxville.  you're  doing  something  right. 

Where  have  you  gone,  |.|  Stokes?  Come  on,  he 
spurns  the  NFL  for  his  senior  year  claiming  he 
wanted  lo  lead  the  team  to  title  contention.  Stokes 
has  missed  most  of  the  year  due  to  a  thigh  bruise. 

Stokes's  absence  at  wide  receiver  has  allowed 
Kevin  lordan  more  catches,  and  lortlan  now  ranks 
among  the  nation's  best.  UCLA  has  already  lost  two 
games  and  road  dates  with  Washington  and 
California  are  up  next. 

Highlighting  this  weekend's  picks  are  three  good 
old-  fashioned  confcrerKe  rivalries.  Last  week,  this 
column  1 1-2]  didni  fare  all  that  well,  thanks  in  part 
lo  the  Colorado  miracle. 

Wisoootin  27,  Michigan  State  16  —  The  Badgers 
rebounded  nicely  after  being  destroyed  by  Colorado 
and  are  hitting  their  stride  offensively  RB's  Brent 
Moss  and  Terrell  Fletcher  will  rack  up  the  yardage 
in  Lansing.  Another  hon»e  loss  for  MSU  means  the 
firing  of  coach  George  Perles  [which  is  long  over- 
due). 

North  Carolina  Si.  J3.  Georgia  Tech  20  —  The 
Wolfpack  has  made  a  resurgence  led  by  star  wide- 
out  F^  Goincs.  At  home.  N.C.  Stale  rolls  against  a 
Tech  team  which  hasn't  Icamed  how  to  win  yet;  ask 
Arizona  or  Duke. 

Peno  Stale  87J.  Temple  6  —  Actually  70-3  is 
more  realistic.  Want  a  tough  job  •  how  about  being 
the  Niitany  Lion  mascot,  having  to  do  pushups  for 
every  point  they  score''  Watch  out  for  triple  digits 
as  Temple,  who  docs  have  two  wins,  probably  will 
not  win  another  game  ihis  year.  (This  game  won't 
count  in  the  season  total] 

Georgia  21,  Alabama  |  7  —  The  upset  of  the 
week,  compliments  of  Eric  Zeier.  Georgia  will  alack 
Ihc  line  to  stop  running  back  Sherman  Williams 
forcing  the  mediocre  lay  Barker  to  win  the  game 
Zeier  will  ouigun  the  inept  Bama  offense  in  a  major 
Hcisman  spotlight  game. 

You  may  have  noticed  Colorado  mentioned  sever- 
al time*  so  far  Well,  the  Buffaloes  play  anybody, 
anywhere,  al  any  time.  Combine  non-Big  8  games 
(and  wins]  against  Wisconsin  and  Michigan  with 
(his  weekend  against  Texas  and  you  get  the  toughest 
schedule  in  the  land. 


Everybody  loves  a  homecoming. 
Tonight  at  6  p.m..  at  the 
Amherst  College  pool,  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  men's 
water  polo  team  will  make  its 
home  debut  with  a  match  against 
the  Boston  College  Eagles. 

Though  it  will  be  pleasant  for 
the  team  to  finally  reach  their  first 
home-"poor  advantage,  it  might 
not  be  so  pleasant  for  the  boys 
from  Chestnut  Hill. 

You  sec,  the  Eagles  coaching 
staff,  comprised  of  Coach  G.T. 
Ladd  with  assistants  Matt  Buckley 
and  Dan  McCosker,  all  played  for 
Coach  Russ  Yarworth  here  at 
UMass.  At  the  Cambridge 
Invitational  earlier  this  season,  the 
Minutemen  blew  Boston  College 
out  of  the  water  with  a  19-6  shel- 
lacking. 

"We  handled  them  pretty  easi- 
ly." said  Yarworth.  "They  are  a 
relatively  inexperienced  team,  but 
they  got  some  good  talent.  It's  a 
game  where  we  can  hopefully 
come  out  and  play  well.  One  of 
the  problems  of  our  team  is  we're 
inconsistent  when  we're  starting  a 
game." 

A  problem  that  could  literally 
arise  for  the  Minutemen  manifests 
itself  in  6-foot  6-inch.  210-pound 
holesetter  and  2M  standout.  Todd 
Beven.  Combined  with  speedy  dri- 
ver Marcel  Williams,  BC's  4-12 
EWPA  record  last  season  could 
prove  to  be  an  enigma  if  UMass  is 
not  ready. 

"We  are  going  to  play  straight 
press  defense,  play  the  lanes  and 
go  for  the  counterattack,"  said 
Yarworth.  "That's  how  we  took 
them  apart  last  time." 

"BC  knows  it.  The  coaches 
know  it.  They  know  we're  going 


to  come  right  at  them." 

Following  tonight's  game 
against  the  Eagles,  the  men's 
water  polo  team  will  begin  prepa- 
ration for  this  Saturday's  Eastern 
Water  Polo  Association  North 
Division  Tournament,  held  at 
Fordham  University  in  Bronx. 
N.Y. 

With  three  straight  matches 
against  U.S.  Merchant  Marine 
Academy,  Saint  Francis  and 
Fordham,  the  Minutemen  will 
look  to  better  their  positioning  for 
the  North  Division  playoffs,  held 
in  Providence,  R.I.,  on  October 
29-30. 

The  records  from  the  three  sep- 
arate tournaments  will  eventually 
seed  the  Top  8  for  the  division 
playoff. 

That  will  then  lead  to  the  seed- 
ing of  the  Top  4  for  the  Eastern 
Championships,  held  in 
Cambridge  on  Nov.  5  and  Nov.  6. 
Sound  confusing?  Not  to  Coach 
Yarworth  —  he  is  taking  one  step 
at  a  time. 

"We're  definitely  a  little  bit 
stronger  than  all  the  teams  we  are 
playing.  I'll  be  looking  for  us  to 
come  out  and  start  hard  and  fast." 
said  Yarworth.  "(I  would]  also 
(like)  to  see  some  of  the  other 
players  get  some  significant  play- 
ing time,  so  I  can  start  evaluating 
the  bench  strength." 

Contributions  from  sophomore 
2M-man  Dumrul  Alcici,  junior 
field  player  Bob  Coletti,  and  the 
return  of  freshman  Chris 
Saranchock  from  injury  should 
help  Coach  Yarworth  get  a  clear- 
er perception  of  positioning  for 
the  post-season.  For  now,  he  is 
keeping  it  as  understated  as  pos- 
sible. 

"It  would  be  nice  to  keep  the 
winning  streak  going  just  a  little 
bit  longer,"  said  Yarworth. 


Men's  soccer  upends  Hartford  in  OT 


By  Ted  KottW 

Collegian  Staff 


Hartford 


UMass 


They  only  call  it  soccer  in  America,  but  it  was  more  like 
football  yesterday  at  Garber  Field,  where  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  men's  soccer  team's  defeat  of  the 
University  of  Hartford.  3-2  in  overtime,  had  a  distinct 
intemational  flavor. 

Karsten  Brcmke,  the  junior  UMass  stopper  from 
Marienfeld,  Germany,  headed  his  first  two  career  goals  for 
the  Minutemen  [4-3-1],  but  it  was  sweeper  |oe  jacobson 

from     West     Hartford. 

Conn.,   who  struck   the 

clincher  at  the  98:21  mark, 
facobson  collected  the 

ball  on  the  left  side  of  the 
held  about  20  yards  from  the  net  and  shuttled  it  under  the 
crossbar. 

"I  feel  very  lucky."  said  jacobson.  who  is  unaccustomed 
to  scoring.  "I  just  tried  to  put  it  on  goal." 

The  Hawks'  Rob  lachym.  just  a  left-footed  sophomore 
but  a  proven  goal-scoring  wonder,  curled  a  beautiful  free 
kick  past  the  UMass  wall  and  keeper  Mark  Wolf  at  5141 
for  his  sixth  goal  which  gave  Hartford  (4-5)  a  1-0  advan- 
tage. 

"I  saw  (Hristo)  Sioichkov  (forward  for  the  Bulgarian 
national  leam)  line  up  a  free  kick  the  same  spot  (in  last 
summers  WoHd  Cupj.  and  the  near  post  looked  pretty 
open,  so  I  just  hit  it  well." 

lust  one  minute  and  45  seconds  later.  Bremke  did  some- 
ihing  he  hadn't  done  since  his  days  at  Universital 
Bielefeld:  he  scored.  Dave  Siljanovski  chipped  a  comer 
kick  from  Hartford  keeper  Christian  DiGcnovas  right 
and  Brcmke  leapt  in  the  box  and  headed  it  in.  knotting  the 
count  at  I  - 1 . 

"I  saw  there  was  a  space  (in  front  of  DiGenova)  so  I 
just  used  it."  Bremke  said. 

At  70:30.  Hartford's  dynamic  forward  tandem  of 
lachym  and  Elvis  Thomas  meshed  without  fiaw.  lachym 
booted  a  pcri^ect  through  ball  to  Thomas,  moving  to  his 
left  inside  the  18-yard  area  Thomas  then  lifted  a  shot 
over  a  helpless  Wolf,  regaining  the  lead  for  Hartford.  2-1 . 

Between  the  75th  and  82nd  minutes.  UMass  sc-  up 


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three  free  kicks  just  outside  the  area,  only  to  be  thwarted. 
Kevin  Martin  rang  the  crossbar  in  the  78lh  minute  from 
21  yards  away,  the  closest  miss  in  UMass'  furious 
late-stage  attack. 

At  87:22,  Martin  lobbed  a  long  cross  from  the  right  side 
that  Bremke  bounced  hard  into  the  net.  ensuring  this 
would  be  his  most  memorable  match  to  date  for  the 
Minutemen. 

"I  just  got  around  the  defense."  Bremke  said,  "lust  like 
the  first  one." 


In  the  lOlsl  minute,  shortly  after  jacobson's  winning 
tally,  two  glaring  events  took  place  in  succession.  The  first 
was  Mike  Butlers  scorching  bicycle  kick  that  only  found 
the  left  upright,  yet  left  everyone  in  attendance  in  awe. 

Moments  later,  Thomas  dribbled  into  the  area  and  had 
only  one  man  to  beat,  but  he  chose  to  pass  to  lachym,  who 
was  too  deep  to  shoot  on  target. 

"I  was  going  full  speed  and  I  sort  of  got  jammed.' 


Unsatistied  Nicole  Roberts  continues  to  improve  her  game 


Turn  to  roOTBAU  poge  IQ 


By  Condica  Flemming 

Collagion  Staff 


University  of  Majsachusetts  women's  soccer  team's 
Nicole  Robertj,  shown  fiere  playing  against  William 
and  Mary,  has  scored  4  goals  and  tallied  3  assists  for 
1 1  points  so  far  this  season. 


Nicole  Roberts  is  the  type  of  player  that  a  coach  wants 
on  his  team. 

The  type  of  player  who  is  never  satisfied  with  her  play. 
The  type  of  player  who  is  always  striving  to  improve  and 
get  better. 

"If  I  ever  become  satisfied,  then  what  would  be  the 
sense  of  playing."  said  Roberts. 

"She's  very  demanding  on  herself."  said  Coach  |im 
Rudy  "We've  all  felt  like  she's  done  better  than  what  she 
has  (thought)  but  that's  OK  too  because  that's  a  sign  of 
someone  who's  going  to  succeed  and  get  better.  They 
want  to  do  better  all  the  time,  and  she  certainly  has." 

Roberts  has  four  goals  and  three  assists  for  1 1  points  in 
seven  games  so  far  for  the  No.  5  UMass  women's  soccer 
leam. 

Even  with  those  great  numbers.  Roberts  has  not  been 
entirely  happy  with  her  play.  She  said  she  is  still  not  satis- 
fied. 

"At  ihc  beginning  of  the  season,  after  the  last  two 
games,  I  wasn't  happy  at  all,"  said  Roberts.  "I  had  scored 
goals  here  and  there,  but  it  wasn't  indicative  of  how  I 
played  in  my  mind.  I  wasn't  very  happy  and  content  with 
that." 

Even  at  the  UMass  Classic,  held  Ihis  past  weekend. 
Roberts  said  she  did  not  realize  how  great  her  play  was. 

"This  past  weekend  Coach  Rudy  (said)  you  played  one 
of  the  best  games  of  your  college  career'  and  I  (respond- 
ed) 'are  you  serious?'  I  don't  realize  it  at  all." 


Still  not  satisfied,  still  wanting  to  do  more. 
Coming  out  of  Tamarac  High  School.  Roberts  was  not 
heavily  recruited.  Someone  who  scored  65  goals  her 
senior  year  usually  would  be  at  the  top  of  everyone's  list. 

But  for  some  odd  reason,  she  was  not.  Lucky  for  her 
and  the  Minulewomen,  she  caught  coach  Rudy's  eye  at  a 
loumament.  After  that,  Roberts  went  to  a  camp  al  UMass 
and  the  rest  was  history. 

"I  came  here  for  camp  and  I  (thought)  'I  love  this." 
said  Roberts.  'I  loved  it   I  knew  I  was  coming  here." 

ll  was  a  tough  adjustment  for  her  in  her  first  year.  Once 
she  settled  in,  though,  everything  fell  into  place. 

Last  season.  Roberts  was  outstanding.  She  scored  a 
team-  high  1 2  goals,  dished  out  seven  assists,  and  tied  for 
the  leam  lead  in  points  with  31.  Along  the  way  Roberts 
was  named  the  Most  Valuable  Performer  at  the 
Atlantic- 10  Toumament  at  Rutgers  University 

"That  [the  MVP  award)  was  totally  unexpected."  said 
Roberts.    I  didn  i  think  1  played  that  well." 
Still  not  satisfied,  still  wanting  to  do  more 
The  MVP  award  was  not  all  she  won    Roberts  was 
named  a  honorable  mention  Ail-American  by  Soccer 
Tam"'!.'?'""'  .'^'':No"heasi  Region.  All-New  England 
and  All-  Atlantic  10  distinctions. 

Roberts  has  enjoyed  much  success  at  UMass.  consider- 
ing the  fact  thai  she  did  not  start  playing  until  she  was  a 
freshman  m  high  school.  It  takes  a  special  kind  of  person 
to  start  out  at  something  late  and  to  become  one  of  the 
best  at  it. 


Turn  to  ROBERTS  page  10 


^^^Hk    ^  ^^^^1 

Minutemen  ready 
for  Homecoming 

Brian  Corcoran  and  the  UMass  foot- 
ball teanri  host  URI  tomorrow  (1  p.m.] 
at  McCuirkStadium  (Se«  related  stories 
and  rosters  on  pages  6,  7,  and  1 2). 

Homecoming 
hits  University 

This  weekend  is  a  time  for  many 
UMass  alumni  to  once  again  admire 
the  campus  sights  (See  Homecoming 
Photo  Essay,  pages  »-9). 


Sko-fever  hits 
h4orthamplon 

Ska  takes  center  stage  in 
Northampton  on  Monday  as  The 
Specials  take  on  Peart  Street  (See  Arts 
ft  Living,  page  5). 


Weekend  Forecast 

Today  should  be  partly  sunny  and 
breezy.  Tonight  mostly  clear  and  cool- 
er. This  weekend  will  be  sunny  with 
increasing  clouds  in  the  afternoon. 
Highs  in  the  lower  60's. 


Q^  -^  ^ 

^^  /7|l\  /Tp\ 


HIGH:  57 
LOW:  40 


HIGH:  60 
LOW:  44 


High:  60 

LOW:  40 


The  Mossochust'tts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  14 


New  Englond's  largest  College  Doily  •    Founded  m  1890  •    Doily  Since  1967 


Fridoy,  September  30,  1994 


Conflicting  reasons  given  for 
GSS  vice  president's  resignation 


By  Justin  Dc^ 

Collagion  Stair 


lulia  lohnson  resigned  as  the  vice  president  of  the 
Graduate  Student  Senate  (GSS)  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts,  but  the  reasons  for  her  departure  are  con- 
flicting. 

Johnson  released  a  memo  to  Prasad  Venugop>al,  presi- 
dent of  the  Graduate  Student  Senate,  dated  September 
26,  announcing  the  resignation. 

'With  much  regret.  I  hearby  resign  my  position  as  vice 
president  of  the  Graduate  Student  Senate,  effective  imme- 
diately,' lohnson  said  in  the  memo. 

In  the  memo,  lohnson  cited  that  her  reason  for  leaving 
her  position  was  a  direct  result  of  "not  having  received 
funding  for  projects"  which  she  proposed  to  the  Executive 
Committee  at  the  end  of  |une. 

"My  resignation  is  a  direct  result  of  not  having  received 
funding  for  projects  I  proposed  to  the  Executive 
Committee  at  the  end  of  |une,'  said  lohnson. 

Venugopal  said  that  while  lohnson  was  vice  president, 
she  was  also  working  as  an  Assistant  Resident  Director,  a 
job  which  was  in  violation  of  the  GSS  constitution. 

"The  constitution  states  that  the  president  cannot 
engage  in  paid  employment  outside  the  Senate  for  more 
than  10  hours  a  week  and  all  other  officers  are  limited  to 
1 7  hours  per  week,"  Venugopal  said. 

The  ARD  position  requires  50  hours  a  week  of  work, 
according  to  Venugopal:  therefore,  lohnson  was  in  breach 
of  the  constitution. 


After  learning  of  lohnson's  second  job,  Venugopal 
informed  lohnson  that  she  was  in  violation  of  the  consti- 
tution. 

"When  I  lohnson]  informed  the  GSS  executive  commit- 
tee it  was  clear  she  had  to  make  a  choice  between  the  two 
jobs,"  Venugopal  said.  "She  chose  to  resign." 

lohnson  contests  that  the  resignation  had  little  to  do 
with  the  ARD  job,  and  that  in  fact  she  resigned  because 
she  felt  that  her  work  was  not  valued. 

lohnson  attests  that  her  requests  for  funding  tu  com- 
plete two  projects  were  denied  even  though,  according  to 
her,  they  were  justifiable. 

"When  these  projects  were  not  funded,  it  became  clear 
that  the  issues  I  had  been  working  on  and  my  work  in 
general  were  not  valued,"  lohnson  said. 

lohnson  explained  that  because  the  GSS  did  nut  value 
her  work,  she  began  the  search  for  another  job. 

"If  my  work  had  been  valued  by  the  GSS,- 1  would  not 
have  looked  for  another  job,"  lohnson  said. 

According  to  Venugopal.  the  reason  he  disagreed  with 
lohnson's  proposal  to  give  lohnson  funding  for  the  two 
projects  was  because  they  were  already  in  place  or  being 
worked  on  by  the  GSS. 

"The  GSS  is  working  with  the  dean  of  the  Graduate 
School  to  find  graduate  students  to  work  on  similar  pro- 
jects," Venugopal  said. 

lohnson  disagrees,  saying  that  the  projects  she  proposed 
funding  for  specifically  dealt  with  graduate  students  deal- 
ing vtdth  harassment  in  the  classroom. 


Homecoming  events  set  to  begin  tonight 


By  HeolW  Redfem 

Collegian  Staff 


Follow  the  yellow  brick  road  —  to 
the  University  of  Massachusetts? 

Dorothy  and  Toto  will  be  popular 
figures  this  Homecoming  weekend 
with  students  and  alumni  participat- 
ing in  contests,  parties  and  a  "Wizard 
of  Oz"  theme  parade. 

Activities  will  kick  off  today  at 
5:30  p.m.  when  the  UMass  band. 
Passing  Strangers,  performs  in  the 
Southwest  Horseshoe. 

At  6:30  p.m.  students  and  alumni 
will  cheer  on 
the  UMass  fool- 
ball  team  in  a 
pep  rally  in  the 
Southwest 
Horseshoe. 

There  will  be 
special  appear- 
ances       from 

UMass  football  coach  Mike  Hodges 
and  UMass  men's  soccer  coach,  Sam 
Koch,  as  well  as  performances  from 
UMass  cheerleaders  and  the 
University's  Funk  Club  dance  team. 

Students  are  encouraged  to  create 
banners  for  the  evening  lo  promote 
school  spirit.  All  banners  will  be 
hung  tomorrow  in  Warren  McGuirk 
Alumni  Football  Stadium  when  the 
UMass  Minutemen  take  on  the 
Rhode  Island  Rams. 

A  bonfire  will  be  held  during  the 
pep  rally  in  the  Southwest  playing 
fields. 

All  pep  rally  events  are  free  of 


HOMECOMING 
UJMf 


charge. 

Tonight  at  8  p.m.,  the  20th  Annual 
Multi-Bands  Pops  concert  will  be 
held  at  the  Mullins  Center  in  which  a 
laser  and  video  presentation  will  be 
performed  with  over  5(X)  University 
musical  performers. 

Tickets  are  $12  general  public:  $9 
senior  citizens,  children  16  and  under 
and  students:  $S  for  groups  of  1 5  or 
more. 

Tomorrow  at  10  a.m.,  students  and 
alumni  are  welcome  to  join  the 
UMass  coaching  staff  in  a  hockey 
clinic  and  free  skate.  Rental  skates 
are  available. 
Hockey  equip- 
ment will  not  be 
provided. 

Those  prefer- 
ring to  remain 
off  the  ice  are 
invited  lo  lake 
part  in  a  tour  of 
the  Mullins  Center  at  10  a.m. 

At  1 1  a.m.  a  Homecoming  parade 
will  begin  at  the  Robsham  Visitors 
Center  and  travel  down  Fearing 
Street  to  McGuirk  Stadium. 

Parade  floats  created  by  student 
groups,  sororities,  fraternities  and 
residence  halls  will  have  a  "Wizard  of 
Oz"  theme.  Floats  will  be  judged  dur- 
ing the  parade. 

A  pre-game  tailgate  party  outside 
McGuirk  Stadium  will  be  held  from 
1 1  a.m.  to  I  p.m. 

Students  and  alumni  are  invited  to 
picnic  and  enjoy  music,  as  well  as 
take  part  in  hay  rides  and  watch  jug- 


gling acts. 

Alumni  "talent  scouts"  will  be 
looking  for  the  picnic  that  best 
depicts  a  person,  place  or  thing  from 
the  Wizard  of  Oz. 

At  1  p.m.,  the  UMass  Minuteman 
football  team  will  go  head-to-head 
with  Rhode  Island. 

The  UMass  men's  soccer  team  vrill 
face  St.  loseph's  at  Garbcr  Field. 

At  4  p.m.  the  UMass  volleyball 
team  will  challenge  St.  Bonaventure 
at  the  Curry  Hicks  Cage. 

During  this  weekend,  the  Class  of 
1954  will  be  celebrating  its  40th 
anniversary  and  the  Class  of  1969 
will  celebrating  its  25th  anniver- 
sary. 

"This  is  an  opportunity  for  alumni 
to  re-connect  with  the  campus  and  to 
meet  students."  said  Ginny  Rees.  the 
Assistant  Director  of  Alumni 
Relations.  "This  is  a  social  project 
geared  to  welcome  alumni  back." 

Rees  said  the  Class  of  1969  is  cele- 
brating its  25th  anniversary  at 
UMass  as  well  as  the  25th  anniver- 
sary of  Woodstock  and  man's  walk 
on  the  moon. 

The  Boss  Tweeds,  an  original 
UMass  college  band  from  the  Class  of 
1969.  will  be  performing  Saturday 
evening  at  The  Hatch,  during  a  din- 
ner/dance banquet  at  6:30  p.m. 

The  Class  of  1954  will  enjoy  a 
breakfast  at  the  Mullins  Center  on 
Saturday  morning  as  well  as  a 
champagne  brunch  in  the  Campus 
Center  Auditorium  on  Sunday 
morning. 


Finger  Painting 


MIINO*  (ISnil  >  (OlLfCWN 


luniof  theater  major  Megan  Canrion  ak>ng  with  freshman  Susan  EHiot  spary  balls  for  the  UMass  color 
guard,  getting  ready  for  Homecoming  ^^leekend. 


Fund  created  for  alum 

Scholarship  in  memory  of  Cossehoom 


By  Jessica  Tovarna 

CoNagton  Staff 


A  scholarship  fund  has  been 
established  lo  commemorate 
University  of  Massachusetts  alum- 
nus Michael  Cosseboom.  who  died 
in  the  crash  of  U.S.  Air  Flight  427 
near  Pittsburgh  earlier  this  month. 
The  annual  scholarship  fund  is 
being  organized  by  his  friends  and 
relatives. 

The  scholarship  will  be  avail- 
able to  students  who  plan  to 
attend  UMass  and  will  graduate 
from  Braintree  High  School, 
where  Cosseboom  received  his 
diploma  in  1981,  Michael 
Rawson,  a  close  friend  of 
Cosseboom,  said. 

"Education      


was  very 

important   to 

him,"       John 

Cosseboom , 

Michael's 

brother,  said. 

"We  want  to 

give  other  kids 

the  opportunity  to  have  the  kind 

of  educational  experience  he  did 

at  UMass.  Those  were  some  of  the 

greatest  years  of  his  life.' 

Cosseboom,  31,  graduated  from 
UMass  in  1985  with  a  bachelor's 
degree  in  communications.  He 
lived  in  |ohn  Adams  dormitory  in 
Southwest,  and  later  moved  into 
the  Pi  Kappa  Alpha  fraternity 
house  on  North  Pleasant  Street, 
Rawson  said. 

"We  were  in  shock  and  disbelief 
thai  we  could  have  had  members 
of  the  UMass  family  on  that  fatal 
flight  of  130,  or  so,  people,"  |ohn 
Feudo,  the  executive  director  of 
Alumni  Relations,  said. 

Eligibility  for  the  scholarship 
will  be  achieved  by  those  appli- 
cants who  bMl  represent  the  val- 
ues, interests  and  compassion  that 
exemplified  Cosseboom,  Feudo 
said. 

Once  Cosseboom's  unborn 
child,  expected  in  November, 
comes  to  the  age  of  college  entry. 


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the  scholarship  funds  will  be 
deferred  and  vested  into  the 
child's  education,  Rawson  said. 

Cosseboom  was  on  a  standard 
business  trip,  when  he  decided  to 
take  a  flight  home  to  Boston  from 
Chicago  fur  the  weekend  to  spetvJ 
time  with  his  wife  Elaine,  Rawson 
said.  She  was  seven  months  preg- 
nant at  the  time  of  the  crash. 

"Michael  was  a  terrific  brother, 
and  my  best  friend,"  |ohn 
Cosseboom,  who  graduated  from 
UMass  in  1989,  said.  "You  can't 
comprehend  the  magnitude  of 
this  loss.  He  was  at  the  height  of 
his  life  and  his  career,  and  six 
weeks  away  from  having  his  first 
child." 
Cosseboom  was  the  Director  of 
Sales  Training 
for  the 

Consumer 
Products 
Division  of  the 
SmithKline 
B  e  e  c  h  a  m 
Consumer 
Health    Care 
Company.  He  would  take  an  aver- 
age of  three  to  four  business  trips 
a  week,  Rawson  said. 

SmithKline  Beecham  promoted 
Cosseboom  several  limes,  and  his 
next  step  would  have  been  vice 
presidency  of  the  international 
company.  His  boss,  Alan 
Schaeffer,  said  thai  they  were 
grooming  him  to  be  president, 
according  to  Rawson. 

'It's  irregular  for  someone  at 
his  age  to  be  a  National  Director 
of  Sales,'  Rawson  said.  "Bui  when 
you  met  him,  you  realized  he  was 
something  special." 

The  scholarship  fund  is  seeking 
donations  from  the  National  Pi 
Kappa  Alpha  Fraternity,  the 
Braintree  community  where 
Cosseboom  grew  up.  UMass  alum- 
ni and  friends.  Rawson  said. 

Donations  to  the  fund  can  be 
sent  to:  The  Michael  |.  Cosseboom 
Memorial  Scholarship  Fund,  c/o 
Bank  of  Boston.  P.O.  Box  151. 
Boston.  MA  02101. 


ISO  hopes  to  build 
on  *dead*  political 
left  from  the  1980s 


By  BanGemon 

Collegian  Staff 

Interest  in  socialism  is  on  ihc  rise 
in  the  United  States  and  will  continue 
to  grow  as  the  political  left  becomes 
increasingly  frustrated  with  a  lack  of 
economic  reform  under  President 
Clinton,  according  to  a  member  of  a 
socialist  organization  which  has 
recently  become  active  in  the  Pioneer 
Valley. 

lay  Armstrong  of  the  Iniemaiional 
Socialist  Organization  (ISO)  said 
before  a  meeting  on  campus  last  night 
that  the  establishment  of  an  area 
branch  the  organization  about  six 
weeks  ago  is  part  of  a  resurgence  in 
the  popularity  of  radical  economic 
thought. 

"In  the  course  of  our  1 5  year  histo- 
ry, we're  now  recruiting  at  the  fastest 
rale  ever,"  said  Armstrong,  a  gradu- 
ate student  in  labor  studies.  "We're 
trying  to  build  the  political  left  from 
being  almost  dead  in  the  1980s." 

The  ISO,  a  "Trotskyisi"  socialist 
organization  with  approximately 
1(XX)  members  nationwide,  has  been 
recruiting  on  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  campus  ihis  Ncmesicr 
with  a  table  in  the  Campus  Ccnier 
and  plans  lu  hold  regular  meetings  to 
discuss  .socialist  thought  and  organize 
educational  forums,  according  lo 
members  present  al  last  night's  meet- 
ing in  the  Suffolk  Room  of  the 
Student  Union. 

Last  night,  ISO  member  lennifcr 
Holes  told  attendees  that  economic 
reform  aimed  al  giving  workers  con- 
trol over  the  distribution  of  wealth 
instead  of  just  ihe  creation  of  goods 
was  the  aim  of  the  organization. 

Holes  told  the  group  the  ISO  is 
committed  lo  the  idea  thai  economic 
reforms  truly  beneficial  lu  working 
people  are  incompatible  wiih  ihe  cap- 
italism. She  said  the  ISO  does  noi 
seek  incremental  reform  bui  rather 
the  overthrow  of  the  capilaiisi  sys- 
tem. 

"The  ISO  is  a  revolutionary  social- 
ist organization.  In  order  to  reach 
socialism,  the  capitalist  system  .  .  . 

Turn  to  ISO.  poge  3 


Class  of  1969  set  to  return  to  UMass 


By  Henry  Briar 

ColUgKxi  Staff 


^aid 


In  1969.  President  Richard  M.  Nixon  spoke  of  Ihe 
"Vietnamization"  of  the  war  in  Southeast  Asia,  his  efforts 
to  decrease  US  combat  troops  and  increase  South 
Vietruimcse  forces. 

Neil  Alden  Armstrong  became  the 
first  man  to  sel  foot  on  the  moon 
after  emerging  from  the  Apollo  II. 
Woodstock,  the  rock  and  folk  music 
festival  in  upstate  New  York,  sym- 
bolic of  opposition  to  the  Vietnam 
War,  was  attended  by  400,000  peo- 
ple. 

And  the  University  of  Massachusetts  at  Amherst  award- 
ed approximately  3,083  undergraduate  degrees. 

Homecoming  is  this  weekend,  and  many  alumni  will  be 
converging  upon  the  Amherst  campus.  There  is  a  focus  on 
the  memt>ers  of  Ihe  Class  of  '69,  as  they  are  celebrating 
their  25th  anniversary. 

'I  talked  to  one  of  my  roommates  from  Colorado."  said 
Paiii  Smith,  former  Secretary  of  the  Class  of  '69.  "Her 
husband  is  whisking  her  away  for  a  surprise,  it's  kind  of 
fun." 

Smith,  who  plans  on  attending  as  well,  now  reskles  in 
Harwich.  Mass.  She  publishes  A-^,  a  periodical  insert  for 
area  weekly  newspapers  regarding  regional  arts  and 
antiques. 

Wayne  Thomas,  former  President  of  (he  Class  of  '69, 


HOMECOMING 


also  plans  on  attending  the  reunion. 

"I'm  bringing  my  wife  and  new  baby.  Kathryn." 
Thomas,  who  now  lives  in  Sudbury,  Mass. 

Thomas  has  recently  developed  his  own  business  us  a 
management  consultant,  entitled  Thomas  &  Company, 
Inc.,  in  which  he  helps  people  with  sales  and  marketing. 

Events  which  Thomas  reminisced 
about  included  the  Beatles  making  it 
big  in  the  United  States,  many  of  his 
fellow  classmates  being  drafted  fur 
service,  and  civil  rights  on  campus 
becoming  a  major  issue. 

The  Class  of  "69  has  decided  upon 
books  as  a  class  gift,  in  support  of 
the  library,  which  Ihey  said  ihcy 
heard  needed  the  help. 

"A  scholarship  benefits  few,  while  library  books  benefit 
hundreds."  said  Thomas,  who  was  also  the  I9t)9  com 
mencemeni  speaker  al  what  was  Alumni  Stadium  (now 
Warren  McGuirk  Alumni  Stadium  "We  were  mnved  by 
Ihc  fact  that  the  library  is  slipping,  and  we  wanted  to  do 
what  we  could." 

Virginia  Rees.  the  assistant  director  of  Alumni 
Relations  and  the  Homecoming  Coordinator,  said  ihat  ol 
the  3.(X)0-  plus  who  graduated,  so  far  1 50  plan  lu  return. 
yet  the  figure  of  returnees  has  been  steadily  incrcasini; 
Earlier  this  week.  100  alumni  from  the  Class  of  '69 
planned  on  coming  back. 

"We  expect  Ihat  we'll  have  people  show  up  spur  of  ihe 
moment."  said  Rees. 


University  Alumni  earn  honors  for  L7M 


By  Tim  white 

ColUgian  CorrMpondant 


Providing  more  than  a  social  club 
for  their  alumni,  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  Alumni  Association 

tries  to  make  a        

UMass  degree 
better  with  age. 

The  Alumni 
Association  of 
UMass  was 
awarded  the 
Associations 
Advance 

American  Honor  Roll  by  Ihe 
American  Society  of  Association 
Executives  (ASAE)  in  |uly.  placing 
the  alumni  group  as  one  of  the  lop 
associations  in  America. 

'It  builds  the  image  of  UMass.* 
said  lohn  Feudo.  the  executive  direc- 
tor of  the  UMass  Alumni  Association. 
"It  helps  build  the  value  of  a  UMass 
d^rce. 

ASAE,  based  in  Washingtwi.  D.C.. 


HOMECOMING 

T'94 


is  a  22.000-member  organization 
which  places  members  on  the  associ- 
ation's honor  roll  for  achievements 
in  education,  international  activities, 
and  community  service.  The  UMass 
Alumni  Association  has  been  a  mem- 

ber  of  the  ASAE 

for  10  years 

'This  award 
legitimated  what 
we've  been 
doing,"  said 
Feudo  "We 
have  alumni 
who  care  very 
deeply  about  this  University,  and 
they're  working  on  behalf  of  UMass." 
Feudo  said  thai  alumni  associa- 
tions are  often  labelled  as  social  orga- 
nizations, but  the  UMass  alumni 
group  is  trying  to  change  that  view, 
and  this  award  helps. 

"Alumni  want  to  know  that  the 
degree  they  got  at  UMass  is  going  to 
be  worth  more  and  more  as  Ihey  pro- 
ceed in  life."  said  Feudo.  "And  one 


way  we  can  do  that  by  making  ihc 
association  and  UMass  a  plavcr  on  a 
national  and  iniemaiional  basis  " 

The  UMa.ss  Alumni  Association  pro 
vides  over  60  scholarships  yearly  lo 
undergraduate  students,  including  a 
pos.sible  minority  scholarship  prvgrani 

A  career  networking  opporlunily  in 
which  alumni  can  use  other  alumni 
for  connections  in  the  job  world  arc 
ways  the  association  is  trying  to  <lil 
ferenliatc  themselves  from  <i  soujI 
organization. 

In  an  effort  lo  do  more  for  ihc 
alumni,  ihe  association  also  siartcd  a 
charter  membership  which  is  a  sys- 
tem for  paying  dues. 

With  a  memhcrship  fee.  alumni  gel 
certain  benefits  ranging  from  huiel 
and  travel  discounts,  lo  Mullins 
Center  benefits  Starling  m  |une,  Ihc 
program  currently  has  over  1.000 
members. 

"There  was  never  a  dues  push  here 

Turn  to  ALUMNI  poge? 


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Friday,  Sept.  SO 

I'l'P  Rally  Get  psyched  for 
Ikiiiifcuming.  Southwest  horseshoe. 
('j>-sing  Sirangcrs  and  many  other  tal- 
ents perlorminj.'.  t:  >0  p.iii 

Film  —  Tc.li  |oi  kd  classic  £.7"., 
I  iambic  Audiloriuin,  Mtiunt  Hulyoke 
Lijilcgc.  Show  limes:  7  p  m.  and  9:15 
p  ni  .  S-  lO 

Dliti  .s/;<'  A  Lunui  lime  it.  a  very 
■-cxs  lUiAic.  CiMipiis  Center  Theater, 
Anihcrvl  College  Show  times:  7:50 
p  ni.  and  10  p.m..  $1.71. 

Music  —  Annual  Mutiband  Pops. 
stKmca>.c  ol  ^00  pcrk>rmers,  Mullins 
Ccnici.  IM.iss.  i<  p.m..  Call 
TickelMavler  lor  prices  at  755-2500 
or  call  Mullins  Center  Box  office  at 
i4S  OiliS 

Iht'Lihr  Hrcnda  Wong  Aoki  in 
Ihe  Uui'in's  dirdt'ii.  Bowker 
Auditorium.  LM.i-.^.  8  p  ni.,  $6  or 
$  >.50  lor  sluilcnlv  ami  elders. 

CothiTi  -  l.iincs  Havid  Christie, 
organ.  Abbes  Chapel.  Mount 
Holyokc  College.  X  p.m.  Call 
T27-7t!b4  lor  admission  prices. 

I'lanisl  —  Ruth  Laredo.  Buckley 
Recital  Hall.  Amherst  College.  8  p.m. 
l-ree. 

Mi'i'lin^  —  "Breakaway"  meeting 
of  Campus  Crusade  for  Christ. 
vmgine  -Lilv  and  short  talk.  Campus 
Center  room  174.  UMass.  7  p.m. 

Diincf  —  Sponsored  by  the  UMass 
Lesbian  Bisexual  Gay  Alliance, 
Bluewall  in  the  Campus  Center, 
I  Mass,     e)     p  111       to      I      a.m.. 


Information:  545-0154. 

Saturday,  Oct.  I 

Film  —  "Art  to  Art,"  profiles  of 
Asian  American  women  artists, 
Hillycr  1 1 7,  Smith  College.  2  p.m. 

Conference  —  "Write  Angles"  for 
writers  at  one-day  Conference  at  the 
School  of  Management,  UMass. 
Information;  545-0474. 

Theater  —  Tales  from  the  Pacific 
Rim.  Bowker  auditonum.  UMass,  8 
p.m. 

Music  —  Schumann  Abend,  facul- 
ty recital,  Bezanson  Recital  Hall, 
UMass,  8  p.m. 

Festival  —  Apple  Harvest  and 
Crafts  Festival,  Amherst  Town 
Common,  10  a.m.  to  4:30  p.m. 

Sunday,  Oct.  2 

Meeting  —  UMass  Fire  and  First 
Aid  Unit,  meeting  for  new  members, 
7  p.m.,  Morrill  N406,  Information: 
665-2101. 

Conference  —  Student  leadership 
conference,  10  a.m.  to  5  p.m.. 
Student         Union  Ballroom. 

Information:  545-3600. 

Film  —  Forgotten  Tenor.  Slim 
Auditorium,  Amherst,  7:30  p.m. 

Monday,  Oct.  3 

Meeting  —  Students  interested  in 
television  production  at  Union  Video 
Center.  UVC  office  near  the  Hatch  in 
the  Si'if' -nt  Union,  UMass,  6  p.m. 


tinenl  information,  including  Itie  nan)*  and  phone  numtwf  o4 
the  contact  pefton  to  the  Cotfgar,  c/o  Hit  Newt  tditor 

Hlood  Drive  —  Donate  blood. 
Campus  Center,  UMass,  10:50  a.m. 
to  4:30  p.m. 


Upcoming  Events 

Volunteers  Needed  -  Campus  Pond 
Cleanup  at  UMass.  Sept.  27  and  28, 
from  3  p.m.  to  6  p.m.  T-shirts  and 
refreshments  will  be  provided.  Call: 
545-2317. 

Community     Service  The 

Companion  Program  is  looking  for 
volunteers.  Call  253-2591. 

Internships  -  MASSPIRG  is  offer- 
ing internships  for  the  fall  semester. 
Earn  course  credits.  Information: 
425B  Student  Union  or  call 
545-0199. 

Earn  credits  -  The  Peer  Education 
Program  on  Sexual  Harassment  is 
recruiting  30  undergraduate  men  and 
women  for  its  one-credit  training  ses- 
sion this  semester.  Information: 
Mike,  546-0365. 

The  Homework  Club  — 
Volunteers  needed  to  help  in  after- 
school  pn^ram  to  help  children  from 
non-English  speaking  family  do  their 
homework.  Information:  Scott,  Heap 
or  Seng.  253-0696. 

Want  to  be  a  teacher!  —  Students 
interested  in  becoming  teacher 
(gragcs  5-12)  are  invited  to  visit  the 
STEP  Advising  office.  Room  125  B 
Furcolo  Hall  in  the  School  of 
Education,  applications  for  spring 
acceptance  are  available  at  the  office. 
Information:  545-4597. 


Police  Log 


Compiled  by  Kelly  Spang 
from  University  reports 


Mo«or  Vehicle  Traffic  Slops 

Sept.  24 

Kyle  Seymour.  21.  of  131  Shawmut  St.  in 
Springfield  was  stopped  for  two  warrant  arrests  from 
Northampton  and  Russell. 

lames  O'Brien,  18,  of  26  Silvai  St.  in  Peabody  was 
arrested  on  University  Drive  for  operating  a  motor 
vehicle  after  his  license  was  suspended,  running  a  red 
light,  and  operating  a  motor  vehicle  without  license  in 
possession. 

Christopher  Justice.  20,  of  3  Garland  Ave.  in  Everett 
was  arrested  on  Kennedy  Road  for  making  an  illegal 
U-lum,  operating  a  motor  vehicle  without  a  license,  a 
minor  transporting  and  carrying  alcoholic  beverages, 
and  a  warrant. 

Intoxicated  Person 

Sept.  24 

A  2l-year-old-individual  was  taken  Into  protective 
custody  on  Sunset  Avenue. 
Sept.  25 

Hakien  Pagan,  20,  of  172  Main  St.  in  Haydenville  was 
arrested  in  lohn  Adams  Dorm  for  malicious  destruction 
of  property  over  $250  and  for  being  a  disorderly  person. 
Sept.  28 

Police  responded  to  a  report  of  a  male  subject  in  the 
bathroom  of  Thoreau  Dorm  who  was  unresponsive. 
Amherst  Fire  ambulance  transported  the  subject  to 
Cooley  Dickinson  Hospital. 


Drug  Law  OfTenses 

Sept.  27 

Police  responded  to  a  reported  odor  at  marijuana  in 
Coolidge  Dorm  and  during  the  investigation  confiscat- 
ed a  bong. 

Suspicious  Activity 
Sept.  24 

Individuals  soliciting  in  the  Orchard  Hill  Residential 
Area  who  had  been  issued  previous  warning  to  stop 
soliciting  were  issued  trespass  notices. 
Sept.  28 

Two  vehicles  were  identified  by  officers  on  Authority 
Way  for  allegedly  causing  damage  to  the  lawn  area 
adjacent  to  Lot  1 3. 

Annoying  Phone  Calls 

Sept.  27 

Several  individuals  in  an  academic  building  on  Hicks 
Way  reported  receiving  calls  of  a  sexual  nature  from  a 
male  subject. 

An  individual  from  the  ^uthwest  Residential  Area 
reported  receiving  several  annoying  calls. 

An  individual  from  Off-Campus  Housing  Office 
reported  a  number  of  annoying  calls. 
Sept.  28 

An  individual  from  the  Southwest  Residential  Area 
reported  receiving  a  number  of  derogatory  and  threat- 
ening calls. 


Alumni 


continued  from  page  1 

before,"  said  Feudo.  "Something  like  this  will  allow  us  to 
better  serve  the  students  and  the  alumni." 

Quoting  UMass  Men's  Basketball  Coach  John  Calipari. 
who  called  the  basketball  program  a  "front  porch  to  the 


University,"  Feudo  said  the  alumni  group  follows  ttte  same 
principles. 

"Whatever  it  takes  to  get  people  to  stand  up  and  take 
notice,  that's  what  we  want,'  said  Feudo. 


Retraction 

The  headline  on  yesterday's  Collegian  story  about 
the  Cannibus  Refonn  Coalition  was  misleading  and 
inaccurate.  The  coalition  is  not  organizing  the 
"smoke-in*  to  be  held  next  month  at  Hampshire 
College. 

The  CoUcgjian  regrets  the  error. 


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International  Sounds  of  DJ.  Mendozo 

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and 

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Amherst  hosts  annual  autumn  festival 


By  Dowien  Backef 

Collagion  Cofrespondanl 


Tomorrow  on  the  Amherst 
Common,  autumn  will  be  celebrated 
with  crafts  and  food  at  the  eighth 
annual  Apple  and  Crafts  Festival. 

The  festival  will  take  from  10  a.m. 
to  4:30  p.m.  and  is  being  sponsored 
by  Atkins  Fruit  Bowl,  which  will  be 
providing  apples,  applesauce,  cider 
and  doughnuts. 

WMAS-FM,  another  sponsor,  will 
be  broadcasting  live  from  the 
Common. 

The  Amherst  Family  Center  is  pro- 
ducing the  event. 

Over  140  talented  crafters  repre- 
senting various  parts  of  New  Englattd 
will  be  on  hand  displaying  their 
wares. 

Jewelry,  pottery,  marbled  paper, 
gourmet  foods,  dyed  silk  items,  bas- 


kets, and  more  will  be  on  sale. 

Live  music  will  also  be  provided 
starting  at  1 1  a.m.  with  traditional 
folk  songs  by  local  favorite  lerry 
Bryant,  loan  Robb  and  Caribbean  for 
Kids,  featuring  Morgan  Rael  on  steel 
drum,  will  take  the  stage  at  1 :50  p.m. 

With  pumpkin  decorating,  mini 
golf,  and  a  visit  from  |ohnny 
Appleseed  himself,  the  Festival  will 
be  reminiscent  of  those  old  country 
fairs. 

The  Amherst  Family  Center,  locat- 
ed in  the  North  Congregational 
Church  on  North  Pleasant  Street  near 
Daisy's,  is  dedicated  to  helping  fami- 
lies with  new  children. 

The  Center  provides  support  and 
advice  on  how  to  solve  the  problems 
associated  with  raising  a  child,  such 
as  sleeping  and  eating  disorders. 

As  a  subsidiary  of  the  Hampshire 
Action  Commission,  the  Family 


Center  is  a  non-profit  organization 
that  offers  workshops  on  infants  and 
toddlers,  while  providing  care  for 
those  children. 

The  center  does  not,  as  of  yet.  pit)- 
vide  day-care,  but  there  are  infant 
and  toddler  rooms  where  the  children 
can  play  and  learn  while  the  parents 
attend  their  own  classes.  Each  room 
has  its  own  teacher  who  leads  the 
children  in  various  activities. 

By  attending  these  classes,  the  par- 
ents will  not  only  get  support,  they 
will  meet  other  new  parents  in  the 
community,  and  give  their  children  a 
chance  to  meet  other  kids  their  age. 

The  Amherst  Family  Center  is 
open  on  Tuesdays,  Wednesdays,  and 
Titursdays  from  9  a.m.  to  noon,  until 
May. 


K^O  glides  }\dp  to  single-parent  stiddents 


UM  pairs  prospective  housemates 

Program  lets  students  trade  housing  for  work,  cut  costs 


By  Joim  Wiltoms  >. 

ColUgion  Cofraipondent 


By  Laura  Schmidt 

Collagion  Corre$por>dent 


Being  a  single  parent  and  going  to  college  can  be  diffi- 
cult. Last  semester,  a  new  group  called  the  Single  Parents 
Association,  a  campus-sponsored  and  Registered  Student 
Organization,  formed  to  alleviate  some  of  these  pressures. 

Sandy  Verrilli  and  Kim  Carew-Baxter  are  two  students 
from  the  University  of  Massachusetts  who  are  single  par- 
ents and  involved  in  the  Single  Parents  Association. 

Both  Verrilli  and  Carew-Baxter  said  this  new  group  has 
helped  them  a  great  deal  during  rough  times. 

"The  Single  Parents  Association  provides  a  sense  of 
support  to  other  single  parents,"  Verrilli  said.  This  sup- 
port is  done  through  a  network  of  phone  numbers  and 
people. 

Verrilli,  a  landscape  architecture  major  and 
Carew-Baxter,  a  counseling  psychology  major,  will  both 
be  graduating  in  May. 

The  Single  Parents  Association  was  originally  founded 
by  two  single  women,  Stella  Thomson  and  Emilie 
Blattman,  who  realized  there  was  no  support  on  campus 
for  single  parent  students. 

After  a  year  and  a  half  of  networking,  Thomson  and 
Blattman  found  ten  women  who  were  interested  in  form- 
ing a  group  for  single  parents.  The  group  finally  became 


an  RSO  at  the  end  of  last  semester. 

The  organization  is  mainly  comprised  of  undergraduate 
women,  but  Carew-Baxter  said  the  group  is  open  to  all 
single  parents. 

Carew-Baxter  also  said  the  group  attempts  to  let  other 
single  parents  know  that  they  are  not  alone  and  that 
"there  is  support  available  to  them  if  they  are  ever  in  a 
bind." 

Kim  said  the  Single  Parents  Association  is  not  only  a 
support  group,  but  also  an  organization  in  which  issues 
are  discussed. 

The  Single  Parents  Association  allows  these  parents  to 
ventilate  certain  issues  such  as  child  care. 

"Often  times,  single  parents,  usually  women,  are  stereo- 
typed," said  Carew-Baxter. 

Every  Saturday,  one  designated  parent  in  the  group 
usually  takes  the  children  of  the  other  members  for  some 
type  of  outing.  Verrilli  said  they  do  this  to  take  some 
stress  off  the  single  parents. 

As  a  result  of  the  Single  Parents  Association,  not  only 
do  the  parents  become  close,  but  the  children  become 
friendly  as  well,  Verrilli  said. 

"The  children  usually  attend  these  meetings,  and  some- 
times close  friendships  arise  as  a  result,"  said  Verrilli. 

The  Single  Parents  Association  will  meet  Oct.  6  at 
7:30  p.m.  in  the  Blue  Wall. 


For  many  University  of  Massachusetts  students, 
there  is  rarely  too  much  worrying  done  over  where 
next  month's  rent  is  coming  from. 

Usually,  either  Mom  and  Dad  are  footing  the  bill  or 
the  state  of  Massachusetts  is  reaching  deep  to  help 
them  out  with  a  loan,  scholarship  or  grant  of  some 
kind. 

The  occasional  student  may  even  be  putting  oneself 
through  school. 

However,  for  some  students  and  people  out  there  in 
what  college  students  unaffectionately  refer  to  as  the 
*teal  world,"  it  can  be  a  painstaking  task  to  cover  each 
month's  expenses. 

For  those  with  this  problem,  UMass  has  a  solution. 
For  some  years  now,  the  University's  Commuter 
Services  and  Housing  Resource  Center  (CSHRC)  has 
been  running  a  program  called  HomeSharing  which 
pairs  prospective  housemates. 

HomeSharing  works  by  acting  as  an  intermediary 
between  those  looking  for  affordable  housing  with 
those  who  have  extra  space  in  their  homes  and  are  will- 
ing to  exchange  that  space  for  a  few  hours  work  each 
week,  according  to  Eric  Bruinooge,  match-coordinator 
for  Hampshire  county  and  a  UMass  School  of 
Education  graduate  student. 

Some  typical  matches  are  an  elderly  couple  offering 
living  space  in  exchange  for  chores,  companionship 
and  security  or  a  family  offering  a  room  in  exchange 
for  babysitting,  said  Bruinooge. 

The  "homeseekers"  are  asked  to  perform  about  10 
to  1 5  hours  a  week  of  household  chores  ranging  from 
cooking  to  carpentry. 


Bruinooge  said  before  applicants  are  allowed  lu 
move  in,  they  and  the  houseowners  are  put  through 
an  extensive  screening  process  which  seeks  lo  put 
only  those  who  arc  thought  to  be  comF>atiblc  togeth- 
er. 

"The  people  often  become  like  part  of  the  family 
because  there  is  a  much  higher  level  of  involvement 
that's  not  very  typical  of  a  roommate  situation," 
Bruinooge  said. 

There  are  a  large  number  of  applicants,  though  only 
a  small  number  are  actually  placed  in  homes 

"The  last  thing  we  want  to  do  is  force  a  bad  situa- 
tion." Bruinooge  said.  "We  do  our  best  to  put  together 
parties  we  feel  will  gel  along  well." 

In  rare  cases  of  conflict,  the  placement  coordinators 
act  as  arbitrators.  According  lo  Bruinooge,  the  meilia- 
tion  sessions  are  often  successful  as  he  and  his  fellow 
coordinators  have  been  given  training  for  these  siiud 
tions  as  prerequisites  for  their  line  of  work. 

As  with  most  departments  on  campus,  budget  cuts 
have  taken  their  toll  on  the  HomeSharing  program. 
Bruinooge's  transportation  budget  has  been  cut,  so  get- 
ting a  first-hand  look  at  the  prospective  living  space 
has  become  much  more  difficult. 

Much  of  the  funding  provided  by  the  University 
itself  is  gone  and  the  grants  the  program  receives  have 
not  grown  any  larger. 

Consequently,  the  remainder  of  the  costs  have  fallen 
to  the  applicants.  The  elderly  and  those  in  cases  of 
hardship  usually  have  their  fees  waived. 

Overall,  the  situation  has  become  a  quiet  success 
and  is  looking  to  grow,  Bruinooge  said. 

Anyone  interested  in  participating  on  either  end  of 
the  "homeprovidcr"  or  "homeseeker"  relationship 
should  contact  the  HomeSharing  Office. 


ISO 


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must  be  overthrown,"  said  Holes. 
"We're  talking  about  the  vast  majori- 
ty of  society  who  create  wealth  but 
have  no  control  over  how  it's  distrib- 
uted." 

Holes  said  the  organization  is 
increasing  its  recruiting  efforts  on 
college  campuses  across  the  country 
as  well  as  in  factories,  where  ihey  are 
trying  to  distribute  and  sell  larger 
numbers  of  their  newspaper.  Socialist 
Worker. 

Last  night  ISO  member  Kevin 


Murphy  told  the  meeting  ihal  the 
elections  in  the  United  States  almost 
always  serve  the  needs  of  the  wealthy 
and  powerful  because  usually  only 
the  "elite"  are  able  organize  and  run  a 
viable  political  campaign. 

"Elections  are  a  passive  form  of 
changing  society,  "  said  Murphy. 

This  semester  the  ISO  has  orga- 
nized a  petition  drive  to  protest  the 
shooting  death  of  Springfield  resident 
Benjamin  Schoolfield  by  a  Springfield 
police  officer  earlier  this  year. 


Schoolfield.  an  African-American, 
was  shot  and  killed  while  unarmed  by 
a  Springfield  ptolice  officer  after  a 
vehicle  he  was  driving  was  reported 
stolen. 

A  grand  jury  in  Springfield  failed 
to  hand  up  an  indictmeni  to  the  olli 
cer,  who  allegedly  shot  Schoolfield 
accidcnially:  the  ISO  plans  to  use  the 
incident  as  the  basis  for  an  education- 
al forum  on  police  violence  later  this 
year,  according  to  ISO  member 
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Opinion/Editorial 


Longing  for  dog  days  of  summer 


David 
Copeland 


I've  had  enough.  I'm  sick  of  going  to  classes,  wailing 
in  lines,  scrounging  enough  empty  beer  cans  to  buy  a 
slice  at  Antonio's,  and  working  for  meager  wages. 
I'm  tired  of  doing  all  the  trivial  things  you  have  to  do  as 
pan  of  being  a  human  being.  These  are  the  things  we  all 
do.  but  things  I  could  happily  live  without. 

And  that  is  why  1  want  to  be  a  dog. 

Let's  face  it  —  dogs  use  us  to  lead  a  better  life  than  any 
other  animal.  They  are  fed  on  a  regular  basis  (for  free), 
they  really  have  no  responsibilities  aside  from  performing 
menial  tasks  such  as  laying  down  and  rolling  over  for 
treats,  and  they  can  get  a  belly  rub  just  about  whenever 
they  please. 

I  wouldn't  want  to  be  a  cat.  Cats  seem  to  have  some 
kind  of  chip  on  their  shoulder  that  makes  them  always 
appear  to  be  pissed  off  at  something  or 
another.  The  only  cool  things  about  being  a 
cat  arc  that  people  will  get  you  stoned  on 
catnip  and  that  you  can  take  out  small, 
defenseless  animals  by  pouncing  on  them. 

Quite  simply,  dogs  are  cool,  much  cooler 
than  cats.  There  must  be  no  greater  power  than  being  able 
to  walk  up  to  a  complete  stranger  and  have  them  start 
petting  you  as  if  you  were  lifelong  friends.  Imagine  what 
would  happen  if  you  walked  up  to  someone  you  had  never 
seen  before  and  you  started  petting  them  ferociously. 
More  than  likely  you  would  get  smacked. 

There  are,  of  course,  drawbacks  to  being  a  dog.  I  don't 
think  I  would  like  being  spayed  or  neutered  too  much, 
just  because  I  associate  large  quantities  of  pain  with  any 
kind  of  operation  performed  on  the  genitalia.  I  also  don't 
think  I  would  like  being  taken  to  the  vet  for  what  I 
thought  was  a  normal  paycheck  and  then  being  put  to 
sleep. 

Still,  the  advantages  outweigh  the  disadvantages.  Most 
dogs  are  fed  on  a  regular  basis,  which  doesn't  happen  to 
me  and  my  roommates  too  often.  Usually,  we  are  desper- 
ately trying  to  scrounge  enough  loose  change  from  the 
couch  to  buy  a  loaf  of  bread,  or  we  are  going  to  Slop  & 
Shop  to  steal  a  package  of  individually  wrapped  slices  of 
American  cheese.  Not  only  is  this  degrading,  but  it  is  also 
unfair  to  the  people  who  own  that  food  conglomerate. 


Dogs  only  have  to  learn  how  to  say  one  word,  and  that 
is  "woof."  They  can  express  countless  desires  just  by 
changing  the  pronunciation  of  the  one  word  they  speak. 
For  example,  "woof-woof!"  means.  "I'm  happy,  come 
play  with  me,"  whereas  "wooooof!"  means  "I'm  pissed 
off,  leave  me  alone." 

Whether  they  have  been  fixed  or  not,  dogs  have  sex  a 
lot.  And  when  dogs  have  sex,  all  of  their  friends  come  to 
watch.  There  is  no  shame  amongst  man's  best  friends.  As 
two  dogs  get  it  on,  first  sniffing  each  others  private  parts 
and  then  commencing  with  "doggie  style."  a  group  of 
other  dogs  will  gather  around  to  cheer  the  participants 
on.  "Woof!  Woof!"  the  other  dogs  cheer. 

And  I  like  the  mating  habits  of  dogs.  They  do  not  get 
scorned  for  "sleeping  around."  They  merely  find  a  dog 
they  like  (call  it  puppy  love),  sniff  their 
genitalia,  and  bang,  they  have  sex.  I  have 
sf)ent  far  too  much  time  making  a  fool  of 
myself  at  bars  and  parties  to  not  realize 
that  this  is  a  much  easier  version  of 
courtship. 

I  told  one  of  my  friends  that  1  wanted  to  be  a  dog. 
Obviously  concerned,  he  tried  in  vain  to  talk  me  out  of 
this  abnormal  obsession.  His  final  argument  was  that  if  I 
were  a  dog  I  could  no  longer  get  drunk. 

This  is  not  true.  We  once  fed  beer  to  my  friend  Jen's 
dog,  Casey.  Casey  is  a  great  dog.  He  only  has  one  eye,  but 
he  still  performs  his  dog  duties  to  a  level  above  and 
beyond  the  call  of  duty.  Anyway.  Casey  seemed  to  enjoy 
the  two  or  three  Miller  Lites  we  poured  into  his  bowl. 
After  lapping  them  down,  Casey  sprinted  around  the 
house  about  a  dozen  times,  and  then  he  passed  out  for  the 
night.  Casey  doesn't  even  have  to  worry  about  beer  gog- 
gling, because  as  far  as  I  can  tell,  there  are  not  too  many 
ugly  dogs  (although  Casey  isn't  too  much  of  a  looker  witji 
his  left  eye  sewn  shut). 

I  tell  you.  there  can't  be  too  many  things  better  than 
being  a  dog.  Call  me  crazy,  but  I'd  do  anything  to  strut 
around  on  four  legs,  naked  and  tail  wagging  for  the  rest  of 
my  life.  As  far  is  being  human  is  concerned,  I  say 
"WOOOOOF!" 
David  Copeland  is  a  Collegian  staff  member. 


Harassment  will  not  just  go  away 


Response  to  gun 
control  argument 

To  the  editor 

I  am  writing  this  letter  to  respond 
to  the  continual  attacks  on  legal 
firearm  ownership  which  regularly 
appear  in  your  paper.  I've  legally 
owned  registered  firearms  for  over 
18  years.  At  an  early  age  I  was 
taught  that  guns  are  lethal  weapons 
which  loaded  or  unloaded  should 
never  even  be  pointed  at  a  person. 
However  the  media  continually  por- 
trays these  weapons  as  toys  with 
even  less  thought  about  the  exam- 
ples they  are  setting.  Gun  play  is  a 
constant  theme  on  network  T.V, 
which  seldom  deals  with  the  harsh 
realities  of  such  behavior.  For 
instance  how  many  youngsters  have 
been  shot  after  emulating  T.V.  stars 
playing  Russian  roulette?  Have  you 
ever  seen  a  program,  deal  with  the 
proper  and  safe  handling  of 
firearms?  Your  own  paper  sets  such 
bad  examples. 

Remember  the  stereotype  50's 
housewife  "I  shot  my  dog.  I  shot  my 
husband,  but  I  did  it  for  you  my  dear 
Collegian."  Why  don't  you  show  the 
husband  and  the  dog  in  your  ad? 
Would  this  reality  check  be  offensive 
to  your  viewers?  Your  ad  is  offensive 
to  me. 

A  recent  editorial  calls  for  manda- 
tory sentencing  for  firearms  offend- 
ers. This  state  has  had  a  law  since 
1975  calling  for  one  year's  mandato- 
ry jail  terms  for  just  possession  of 
firearms  without  a  firearms  identifi- 
cation card. 

I  regularly  read  of  people  arrested 
for  such  offenses  but  no  one  ever 
seems  to  be  convicted,  (i.e.  continued 
without  a  finding  for  one  year.)  If  the 
courts  don't  enforce  current  laws 
what  good  will  new  ones  do?  I  have 
no  problems  with  background  checks 
or  waiting  periods  to  buy  firearms  as 
there  arc  some  people  who  should 
rK>t  ov^  guns. 

Lastly  I  would  like  to  say  that  main 
use  of  firearms  is  hunting.  I  take  no 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


joy  in  killing  and  don't  shoot  things  I 
don't  eat.  You  won't  find  me  in  the 
woods,  jack  Daniels  and  Uzi  in  hand, 
shooting  chickadees.  If  people  are 
truly  interested  in  animal  rights  how 
about  protesting  the  next  time  prime 
wildlife  habitat  is  developed  by 
Wal-Mart  or  blazed  barrento  build 
condos?  Give  me  a  call  I'll  help 
protest. 

George  Trunan 
Belcher!  own 

Racism  pen'ades 
"Happy  Valley" 

To  the  editor: 

I  detected  an  error  in  yesterday's 
lead  story, "Police  claim  reported 
racial  attack  a  hoax."  The  article 
referred  to  a  15-  year-old  Black 
Muslim  student  at  Amherst  |unior 
High  School  and  racist  incidents  she 
had  reported  to  school  aiKl  communi- 
ty authorities. 

There  was  no  hoax. 

She  might  have  just  forgotten  some 
names. 

These  names  are  Sojourner  Truth. 
Leonard  Peltier.  Rosa  Parks.  Cesar 
Chavez.  Bell  Hooks  and  many,  many 
others.  It  wasn't  just  the  racist  notes 
at  Amherst  |r  High  School,  but  a 
mountain  of  paper  that  could  bury 
the  whole  school:  it  wasn't  a  scai^ 
choking  just  the  one  student,  but  a 
vast,  strong  noose  with  a  tight  grip 
on  the  globe. 

I  have  Native  American  heritage 
but  my  skin  is  very  pale.  I  don't  want 
to  admit  that  racism  exists  in 
Amherst  and  that  I  contribute  to  it, 
even  by  my  inaction.  When  I  hear  the 
student  was  "making  up"  the  events. 
I  feel  relieved.  I  want  to  press 
charges.  I  want  to  be  let  off  the  hook. 
In  doing  so.  I  ignore  the  mountain  of 
paper  and  the  worid-sized  handker- 
chief and  all  those  other  victims  of 
racist  hatred  and  oppression  in  the 
past  and  every  day  today.  I  am  shel- 
tered from  this  racism  by  my  isola- 
tion and  I'd  rather  stay  that  way. 

I  urge  white  people  to  not  be  dis- 
tracted from  the  real  issue  — racism 


—  is  alive  and  well  in  the  Happy 
Valley.  The  students'  stories  served 
as  a  good  wake-up  call  for  whiles 
here. 
Stay  awake. 

Ben  Zcman 
Belchc  flown 


MASSPIRG  reveals 
semester  plans 

To  the  editor: 

As  you  may  know.  MASSPIRG 
(Massachusetts    Public    Interest 
Research  Group)  is  a  statevtnde.  stu- 
dent directed  environmental  and  coi 
sumer  group,  with  27  college  cha; 
ters.  By  voting  to  pool  their  rcsourci 
through  a  waivable  fee.  students  ai 
able  to  hire  a  professional  staff  I 
help  coordinate  their  efforts  on  the 
public  interest  issues. 

Last  summer,  special  interests  ar 
the  state  legislature  acted  to  elimina 
the  rights  of  students  to  form  ar 
fund  groups  like  MASSPIRG  on  car 
pus.  Students  are  now  prohibited 
form  and  fund  these  groups  on  car 
pus,  even  if  they  voted  to  do  so!  5 
this  semester,  we  are  building  a  car 
pus-wide  coalition  to  win  back  tho 
rights  and  repeal  the  anti-student  la 
that  was  passed  last  summer.  Oi 
first  action  is  to  register  6,000  st 
dents  to  vote  here  at  UMass.  30.0( 
statewide.  We  will  then  educate  at 
mobilize  these  students  and  the  re 
of  the  state  to  vole  no  on  Question 
repealing  the  anti-student  law  c 
Novembers.  1994. 

In  addition  we  will  be  continuii 
our  work  on  environmental  issut 
like  the  endangered  species  campai) 
and  the  hunger  and  homelessne 
campaign. 

I  encourage  everyone  to  g 
involved  if  you're  concerned  abo 
these  issues.  If  you  have  any  que 
lions  stop  by  our  office,  425-B  in  l! 
Student  Union  or  call  us 
545-0199. 

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Chan 


This  article  is  going  out  to  all  the  fellas.  The  issue  is 
sexual  harassment.  It's  gone  too  far,  it's  against  the 
law,  and  it's  a  disgrace  to  humanity.  But  it  seems 
that  there  are  still  some  guys  out  there  that  fell  short  of 
the  evolution.  This  issue  should  not  be  taken  lightly,  and 
it's  not  something  to  joke  about  with  your  buddies. 
Everybody  hates  to  be  taken  advantage  of,  even  just  a  lit- 
tle. It  hurts.  Think  about  it.  sexual  harassment  is  one  of 
the  ultimate  ways  to  hurt  and  destroy  an  individual. 

Let's  start  off  with  verbal  harassment.  I'll  present  you 
with  a  true  story.  A  few  years  ago,  I  worked  at  Papa 
Gino's.  One  day.  I  was  in  the  backroom  cutting  onions 
and  there  were  two  other  guys  washing  pans.  These  two 
guys  were  talking  about  what  typical  guys  would  talk 
about  when  they  think  there  are  no  females  around  — 
girls.  But  what  started  out  as  a  harmless 
discussion  over  who  are  the  two  prettiest 
girls  at  Papa  Gino's  turned  into  a  disgust- 
ing conversation  over  what  they'd  like  to 
do  with  the  two  prettiest  giris.  The  conver- 
sation became  very  specific  and  the  names 
of  the  two  prettiest  girls  were  used.  These  guys  had  quite 
an  imagination,  it's  too  bad  they  couldn't  utilize  it  in  a 
more  proper  manner.  The  guys  tried  to  get  me  into  their 
discussion  of  sexual  fantasies,  but  I  refused.  Good  thing 
for  me  because  the  two  girls  that  they  were  fantasizing 
about  overheard  the  whole  conversation. 

Needless  to  say.  these  guys  got  quite  a  mouthful  from 
the  girls.  Soon  after,  the  girls  quit.  This  is  a  very  sad  story, 
but  it's  true  and  it's  common. 

As  a  guy,  I  know  what  it's  like.  When  you're  with  your 
buddies,  you  have  to  be  macho  and  funny.  If  you  show 
any  respect  for  a  female,  you  would  probably  be  called  a 
feminist  or  a  homosexual  (or  other  things  related  to 
homosexuality).  What  I'm  saying  is.  keep  your  fantasies  to 
yourself.  Words  can  really  hud  and  not  everybody  wants 
to  hear  them. 

Next,  when  a  woman  says  "No,"  she  means  "No."  You 
just  have  to  accept  it.  So  what  if  she  doesn't  want  you. 


Swallow  your  pride  and  suck  it  in.  She  could  be  right, 
maybe  you  are  a  jerk.  The  chief  thing  that  1  don't  under- 
stand is  why  someone  would  actually  go  through  with 
physically  abusing  someone.  How  can  someone  possess 
such  a  twisted  mind?  Why  would  someone  actually  want 
to  do  such  a  sick  and  hurtful  act?  Some  guys  actually  feel 
no  guilt  about  it.  Unfortunately,  I've  met  some  guys  like 
that  and,  in  my  opinion,  they're  sick. 

In  case  some  of  you  guys  didn't  know,  what  you  see  in 
pornographic  movies  is  not  the  real  world.  The  giHs  that 
you  see  in  those  movies  are  paid  to  do  what  they  do  and 
say  what  they  say.  It's  a  movie.  It's  not  real. 

Guys,  you  have  to  take  the  "No."  That  way,  nobody  gets 
hurt  and  you're  actually  practicing  safe  sex.  It's  bad  enough 
that  the  lack  of  people  who  practice  safe  sex  is  an  issue  loo. 
It's  a  real  shame  that  date  rape  has  to  be 
a  major  issue  on  college  campuses.  It's 
gone  too  far.  Campuses  already  have  to 
deal  with  tuition  hikes  and  overcrowded 
classrooms. 

Many  people  think  that  sexual  harass- 
ment comes  from  the  desire  for  power.  Some  men  want 
the  feeling  of  power  so  they  resort  to  abusing  a  woman. 
Well,  they  got  it.  Many  women  are  reluctant  to  report  to 
officials  because  of  embarrassment  and  fear  of  reprisals, 
according  to  an  article  in  the  September  26th  issue  of  U.S. 
News  &  World  Report. 

Victims  of  rape  feel  embarrassed  and  exposed.  To  fight 
back  this  power  trip,  women  should  take  action.  If  more 
and  more  crimes  are  reported,  then  maybe  a  potential 
rapist  would  think  twice  about  going  through  with  his 
desired  actions. 

Guys,  it's  time  to  shape  up.  This  has  nothing  to  do  with 
the  feminist  movement.  The  only  thing  I'm  pleading  for  is 
basic  humanity.  This  problem  is  NOT  inevitable.  It's  up  to 
you  to  change  your  attitude. 

If  you  disagree  with  what  I've  just  said,  you  can  call  me 
whatever  you  want.  But  don't  call  me  a  rapist. 

David  k.  Chan  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Friday,  .September .«),  1994  /  Pa^e  S 


The  insignificance  of  twenty-something 


Caleb 
Cochran 


I   celebrated  my  22nd  birthday  last 
week.  Or  I  should  say.  I  turned 
22  last  week.  "Celebrate"  is 
much  too  strong  of  a  word.  I 
cannot  think  of  a  birthday  in  recent 
memory  which  carried  less  signifi- 
cance. 

I  had  no  enthusiasm  in  the  days 
leading  up  to  my  most  recent  birth- 
day. Usually.  I  at  least 
know  what  day  of  the 
week  my  birthday  will 
fall  on  a  few  weeks  in 
advance.  Not  this  year. 
I  even  told  one  of  my 
friends  that  I  thought  it  was  on 
Thursday.  Turns  out  it  was 
Wednesday.  I  was  just  completely 
apathetic  about  the  whole  thing. 

After  the  day  came  and  went  with 
little  fanfare.  I  began  to  try  aiKl  ana- 
lyze why  the  big  2-2  was  such  a  bust. 
Part  of  the  reason.  I  think,  is  that  21 
is  such  an  event.  Birthdays  17  and  up 
arc  simply  tally  marks  on  the  way  to 
the  big  day.  I  guess  22  was  bound  to 
be  anticlimactic. 

But  even  the  birthdays  before  the 
countdown  to  21  held  much  more 
significance  than  22.  I'll  show  you 
what  I  mean. 

Age  one  is  a  big  deal.  I  mean, 
before  that,  your  age  was  referred  to 
in  months.  Bui,  unless  you  have  an 


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of  this  first  birthday  have  long  since 
faded.  Which  brings  us  to... 

Age  seven.  I  didn't  realize  the  sig- 
nificance of  this  one  until  my  grand- 
father sat  me  down  and  explained  to 
me  that  seven  was  "the  age  of  rea- 
son." This  concept  was  a  bit  lost  on 
me  at  age  seven.  Contrary  to  what  my 
grandfather  told  me, 
seven  was  not  the  age 
of  anything  special.  I 
was  too  busy  gelling 
my  ass  beat  in  the 
daily  sandbox  boxing 
matches  at  school  to  know  anything 
about  reason. 

Age  10.  Double  digits.  I  remember 
having  a  big  conversation  with  one  of 
my  elementary  school  buds  about  the 
significance  of  this  birthday.  He  dis- 
covered that  double  digits  didn't 
make  him  feel  any  cooler  than  he  did 
at  age  nine.  Nonetheless,  a  major 
landmark. 

The  next  birthday  of  note  was  1 3. 1 
turned  I  3  earlier  than  most  of  my 
classmates,  in  September  of  seventh 
grade.  Thirteen  was  the  age  when  I 
hung  around  with  a  bunch  of  really 
cool  kids,  one  of  whom  stole  my 
Kudos  bar  at  lunch  in  exchange  for 
the  privilege  to  sit  at  his  lunch  table. 
Good  deal,  huh? 

Sixteen.  The  coveted  driver's 
license  is  finally  within  reach.  Six 
weeks,  two  days  a  week  in  driver's 
ed  class,  not  counting  driving  hours, 
just  for  the  privilege  of  getting  the 
license  at  1 6  and  a  half  instead  of 
17.  Was  it  worth  it?  Absolutely. 
Those  driving  hours  were  pretty 
damn  monotonous,  though.  How 
many  ihr«e-poini  turns  have  I  made 


in  my  life  since  the  days  of  driver's 
ed?  Not  many.  They're  usually  eight 
or  nine  point  turns.  I'm  not  the  best 
ambassador  for  driver's  ed  class.  I 
know.  I  don't  hold  the  steering 
wheel  at  three  o'clock  and  nine  o' 
clock,  either.  My  teacher  would  be 
very  disappointed. 

1 7  is  not  a  big  birthday  in  itself, 
but  it  is  exciting  bccau.se  it  serves  as 
precursor  to  18.  The  dim  glow  of  21 
is  also  visible  in  the  distant  future. 

I  remember  my  I8lh  birthday  well. 
We  gathered  at  the  home  of  one  of 
my  good  friends  and  watched  "The 
Shining."  My  friends  pitched  in  and 
bought  me  Led  Zeppelin's  Physical 
Graffiti  on  CD.  My  love  of  Robert 
Plant  has  since  faded,  but  this  was  a 
good  birthday  regatxlless. 

I  can't  remember  a  thing  about  my 
1 91  h  birthday. 

Twenty  was  significant  because  it 
marked  the  end  of  the  teenage  year*. 
As  far  as  leaping  into  adulthood  or 
some  garbage  like  that,  however.  I 
don't  buy  it.  I  was  just  depressed 
because  I  still  had  another  year  to  go 
before  turning  21. 

Turning  21  was  a  bittersweet  expe- 
rience, to  say  the  least.  I  spent  it  in 
South  Carolina,  where  I  had  yet  to 
meet  many  friends.  My  roommate 
was  not  yet  21.  so  the  big  day  con- 
sisted of  walking  down  to  the  local 
Food  Lion  and  picking  up  a  six-pack 
of  Rolling  Rock.  Hey.  don't  knock  it 
if  you  haven't  tried  it. 

That  about  wraps  it  up.  Now  I'm 
22.  Big  whoop.  I  haven't  had  match- 
ing digits  since  age  1 1.  Let's  hope  33 
brings  this  much  satisfaction. 

Caleb  Cochran  is  a  Collegian 
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Arts  &  Living 


The  Specials  deliver  roots  of  ska  to  Noho 


By  Malltww  Justin  Faeiiwf 

Collegian  Staff 

Monday  night  Oct.  3,  Peari  Street 
will  be  hosting  an  all  ska  triple-bill 
headlined  by  legendary  2-Tone 
recording  artists.  The  Specials,  who 
have  been  trend  setters  in  the  devel- 
opment of  ska  music  for  over  a 
decade. 

The  band  formed  fifteen  years  ago 
in  Coventry,  England  and  almost 
immediately  ignited  dance  halls 
across  Europe  and  America  with 
their  energetic  mix  of  traditional 
lamaican  Ska  and  Dub  Reggae. 

Along  with  kindred  spirits  such  as 
Madness  and  The  Selecter,  The 
Specials  condemned  Neo-Nazis  and 
encouraged,  through  example,  a 
multi-racial  attitude  which  is  still  the 
backbone  of  ska  music  today. 

Recently  ska  has  experienced 
something  of  a  resurgence  in  popu- 
larity due,  in  pan,  to  the  success  of 
bands  like  The  Mighty  Mighty 
Bosstones  and  Fishbone. 

Fans  should  not  forget,  though, 
that  it  was  The  Specials  and  their 
contemporaries  that  got  the  whole 
movement  started. 

Even  though  they  have  been  at  it  a 
for  a  long  lime,  the  band's  live  show 
has  kept  audiences  skanking  to  the 
beat  for  years  and  shows  no  signs  of 
slowing. 

Neville  Staples,  Reddy  Byers, 
Lynual  Gelding,  and  Horace 
"Gentleman"  Panter,  four  members 


Fall  conference  offers 
new  writers  workshops 


By  Tara  MK  Connelly 

Collegion  Staff 


The  Specials  will  play  Pearl  St.  on  Monday. 


COUrEST  TM  SHCUIS 


of  the  original  line-up,  have  added  a 
few  new  faces  in  order  to  put  togeth- 
er what  should  be  one  of  the  best 
dance-oriented  tours  of  the  year. 

Fellow  ska  heroes  Let's  Go 
Bowling  will  also  be  performing  as 
will  Massachusetts'  own  S.M.A.  who 


were  most  impressive  last  semester 
when  they  opened  for  The  Toasters. 

Monday  night  should  be  a  rare 
opportunity  for  local  ska  fans,  as  well 
as  those  who  might  not  be  very  famil- 
iar with  the  scene,  to  check  out  the 
past,  present  and  future  of  the  genre 


all  in  one  night  while  dancing  them- 
selves senseless  in  the  process. 

The  Specials  will  play  Pearl  Street 
Nightclub  in  Northampton  this  com- 
ing Monday,  Oct.  Jrd.  The  show  is 
;S+.  The  doors  will  open  at  8:00 
p.m. 


The  National  Writers  Union  will 
host  its  eighth  annual  Fall  Writers 
Conference  on  Saturday,  Oct.  1.  It 
will  be  held  at  the  School  of 
Management  by  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  Division  of 
Continuing  Education. 

The  one-day  conference  is  aimed 
at  sharpening  existing  writing 
skills,  creative  talents,  and  improv- 
ing professional  skills.  The  confer- 
ence wants  lo  target  writers  at  all 
levels,  from  full-time  freelancers  k) 
pan-lime  writers  and  boginncr>. 

The  schedule  will  encompass 
ten  workshops  and  panel  discus 
sions  led  by  successful  writers  and 
editors  from  the  Valley  and 
beyond.  The  sessions  will  be 
geared  towards  helping  writers 
improve  creative  and  business 
skills,  offer  tips  on  varied  writing 
markets,  and  identify  opportuni- 
ties and  pitfalls  as  publishing  juin.s 
the  world  of  high  technology. 

Specific  genres  will  also  be  cov- 
ered. Travel  writing,  food,  cook- 
books, mystery,  suspense  and 
romance  novels  are  just  some  of 
the  styles  that  will  be  touched 
upon.  Tips  on  breaking  into  mar- 


kets lor  short  Hctiun,  nonfictiun 
and  poetry,  and  approaches  lo 
sell-publishing  your  own  work 
will  also  be  addressed.  Two  spe- 
cial workshops  will  divulge  the  ins 
and  outs  of  screenwriiing  for  film, 
television,  educational  video  and 
ihc  hunioi  in  writing  ami  in  life. 

Suzanne  C.  Gordon,  a  noted 
writer  on  contemporary  social 
issue  themes,  will  be  the  kcynoic 
speaker  for  the  conference.  Author 
ol  the  recent  Prisoners  of  Men's 
Dreams:  Striking  Out  for  a  V.-u 
lemininf  Fulun;  Gordon  is  cur 
rently  working  on  a  book  about 
health  care  issues. 

The  National  Writers  Union  is  u 
12-ycar  old  association  o(  free 
lance  writers,  in  conjunction  with 
the  Union  of  American  Writers. 
The  union  works  lo  improve  rales 
and  contract  terms  nationally  and 
defends  writers  in  legal  disputes 
with  publishers.  The  Western 
Massachusetts  chapter  rcpreseiils 
approximately  100  area  writers. 

lees  for  the  conference  arf  us 
follows:  5/5  for  National  Writers 
Union  members  and  students,  and 
i>5  for  mm-  members:  S5  muri-  if 
you're  registering  at  the  dmn  h^r 
further  information  lull 
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Discount  theaters  offering  a  cheaper  look  at  flicks      Multibands  celebrates  25th  year 


ByJohnHom 

Asiocioiad  Press 


LOS  ANGELES  —  Would  you  pay 
more  than  $7  for  Terminal  Velocity 
to  find  out  if  Charlie  Sheen  finally 
has  learned  to  act?  Is  it  worth  the 
price  of  a  steak  sandwich  to  witness 
yet  another  sequel  of  The  Karate 
Kid7 

More  and  more  moviegoers  are 
reaching  the  inevitable  conclusion: 
No  matter  how  you  figure,  some 
movies  aren't  worth  more  than  the 
change  underneath  the  sofa  cushions. 

The  operators  of  discount  theaters 
agree. 

From  Florida  to  New  York  to 
California,  a  new  generation  of  low- 


STARTS  OCT.  3 

10-Week  Adult 

Evening  Dance 

Programs 


AMHERST 
BALLET 
CENTRE 


29  Strong  St., 
Amherst 

549-1555 

•Beg.  Ballet 

(Mon  -  Wed) 

•Intermediate  Ballet 

(Tues  -  Thurs) 

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Modem  Technique 

(Mon) 


cost  movie  houses  are  opening  their 
doors,  most  charging  $2  or  less. 
Their  featured  attractions  range  from 
critical  bombs  to  Academy  Award- 
winning  blockbusters,  and  sometimes 
the  popcorn's  on  special,  too. 

The  one  drawback:  a  long  wait. 
Most  movies  don't  hit  discount  the- 
aters until  more  than  two  months 
after  their  first-run  debut.  Some  of 
the  new  discount  theaters  are  refur- 
bished first-run  houses,  while  a  few 
leading  exhibitors  are  building  dis- 
count complexes  from  the  ground  up. 

The  hallmarks  of  the  discount  the- 
ater visit  used  to  be  diny.  tar-pit  like 
fioors  and  seats  so  threadbare  even 
the  Salvation  Army  wouldn't  touch 
them.  These  days,  however,  the 
accommodations  are  often  first  class 
—  some  discount  theaters  now  have 
sound  systems  rivaling  the  fanciest 
showcase  theaters. 

"Discount  theaters  really  have  a  dif- 
ferent feel  now  —  and  the  audience  is 
beginning  to  rediscover  them."  says 
lack  Clark,  president  of  the  National 
Association  of  Discount  Theaters. 
"Some  of  them  are  still  dumps,  but 
most  of  them  arc  state  of  the  an." 

There  are  approximately  25,000 


movie  screens  in  North  America. 
Although  there  are  no  official  statis- 
tics, as  many  as  2.000  charge  dis- 
counted admissions  to  all  shows. 

Film  fans  have  three  different  rea- 
sons to  like  the  cheap  scats.  First,  a 
night  at  the  movies  can  be  prohibi- 
tively expensive.  A  cash-strapped  fam- 
ily of  four  that  will  have  to  pay  $20 
for  The  Little  Rascals  can  postpone 
the  trip  a  few  weeks  and  see  it  in  a 
discount  hou.se  for  as  little  as  $6  total. 

Second,  some  movies  simply  aren't 
wonh  full  fare.  Forrest  Gump  may  be 
a  value  at  $6  but  North  at  the  same 
price  is  a  rip-off.  Why  pay  for  a  dia- 
mond when  you're  getting  cubic  zir- 
conium? 

Third,  it's  often  better  to  watch  a 
movie  in  a  theater  than  on  home 
video.  A  discount  theater  isn't  any 
more  expensive  than  a  rental  at  the 
kxal  Blockbuster,  and  the  big-screen 
experience  can't  be  matched  by  a  Kv 
ing-room  Magnavox.  That's  probably 
why  the  visually  stunning  lurassic 
Park  claims  the  record  for  all-time 
discount  theater  gross  with  nearly 
$25  million. 

Discount  theaters  can  give  fresh 
life  to  tired  releases.  In  the  especially 


competitive  and  just-concluded  sum- 
mer season  Icss-than-perfect  films 
quickly  were  bum[>ed  from  first-run 
screens.  Those  few  who  actually 
wanted  to  see  City  Slickers  2  in  June 
and  missed  it  could  catch  it  in 
September  and  save  money  in  the 
process. 

Like  lurassic  Park,  there  are  some 
movies  that  play  much  better  in  a 
theater  than  on  television,  explaining 
the  current  success  of  Speed  and 
Maverick  at  the  so-called  "dollar 
houses." 

The  romantic  comedy  Four 
Weddings  and  a  Funeral  also  per- 
formed particularly  well  at  discount 
chains,  even  though  it  already  was 
available  on  home  video. 

"That  was  a  pleasant  surprise  for 
us."  says  Jim  McKenna.  whose 
SuperSaver  Cinemas  has  nearly  200 
discount  screens  nationwide.  "I  knew 
the  Km  would  do  well  in  California, 
but  it  also  did  well  in  Texas  and 
Colorado." 

While  SuperSaver  and  Cinemark 
Theatres  are  building  new  discount 
theaters.  Cineplcx  Odeon  successfully 
has  convened  some  underperforming 
first-run  venues  to  dollar  houses. 


By  Tom  MK  Connelly 

Collegian  Staff 


The  20th  Annual  Mulliband 
extravaganza  will  once  again  dazzle 
the  Pioneer  Valley.  500  performers 
from  the  UMass  Departments  of 
Music  and  Dance  will  participate  on 
Friday  September  30th  in  the  Mullins 
Center.  The  Mulliband  Pops  for  years 
have  been  held  in  the  Fine  Arts 
Center  is  moving  to  the  Mullins  due 
to  the  historical  date. 

"We  have  had  sold-out  houses  for 
Multiband  Pops  for  several  years 
now.  I.ast  year,  because  of  space,  we 
had  to  turn  individuals  away."  says 
Department  Chair  Ernest  May.  "This 
year,  we  expected  to  attract  an  even 
larger  and  more  regional  audience  lo 
this  very  exciting  event." 

New  elcnienls  will  K-  udtled  lo  the 
show  in  order  to  enhance  the  audi- 
ence's viewing  and  listening  pleasure. 
Taking  advantage  of  the  Mullins 
Center's  excellent  resources,  the 
show  will  include  new  advances  in 
lighting  and  visuals  to  take  the 
Multiband  experience  to  a  new  level. 
Changes  in  the  shape,  color  and  pat- 


tern of  the  lights  will  add  to  the 
whole  experience  and  give  it  a  more 
professional  edge. 

The  format  has  also  Ix-en  changed 
Ensembles  will  play  from  various 
locations  in  the  Mullins.  KxcilenienI 
will  be  heightened  because  the  audi 
encc  won't  know  what  will  be  spt)i 
lighted  next  1  he  evening  is  fasi 
pacetl  and  presentations  are  seamless, 
without  lime  lor  applause  belweeii 
the  perlorinantes  ol  one  cnsenible 
and  the  next 

The  various  perlorniunees  \*'ill 
include  the  UMass  Marching  Hand. 
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Dancers.  University  |az/.  Ensemble. 
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61 

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Offense 


Player Yl 

Matt  Read Sr. 

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Lou  Brandt Ir. 

MarkZych So. 

Keith  Durden RF 

MarkShalala So. 

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Catterton Fr. 

Kevin  Bourgoin Ir. 

Zach  Clark So. 

Special  Tsams 

PK/KO-  14  Eric  Oke So. 

22  Justin  Riemer So. 

KR-         3  Breon  Parker Ir. 

21  Tony  Williams Sr. 

HLD-      45  Matt  Read Sr. 

12  Jason  Tudryn Jr. 


Defense 


DE-        92  Brian  Corcoran Sr. 

84  Jeron  Alston RF 

DT-         51  Silas  Burke Sr. 

49  David  Dakin Jr. 

DT-         97  Ben  Albert Sr. 

90  Mike  Batelli RF 

DE-         91  Vernard  Fennel! Jr. 

52  KenBello Jr. 

OLB-       56  Trejo  Rust Jr. 

85  Mike  Dawson RF 

ILB-        34  MikeValentino So. 

57  PhilCurtin Sr. 

OLB-      25  Roger  Kotlarz Sr. 

46  Brett  Hammond Jr. 

CB-         3  Breon  Parker Jr. 

32  Alex  Korentis Jr. 

SS-         29  jason  Mumford Jr. 

2  Bryan  Mooney So. 

FS-  12  Jason  Tudryn Jr. 

41  Tony  Cugliuzza Jr. 

CB-        21  Tony  Williams Sr. 

4  Kory  Blackv^ell So. 

Special  TBamt 

P-  22  Justin  Riemer So. 

14  Eric  Oke So. 

LS-         97  Ben  Albert Sr. 

46  Brett  Hammond Jr. 

PR-         3  Breon  Parker Jr. 

21  Tony  Williams Sr. 

SS-         3  Chris  Layyrson So. 

29  David  Pope Sr. 

FS-  17  Dan  Sullivan Sr 

27  Devon  London Fr. 

CB-         22  Mark  Swistak Jr. 

24  Charod  Williams Fr. 


HL  Wt 
6-0  180 
5-10  183 
6-6    300 


6-2 
6-3 
6-2 
6-1 
6-2 
6-2 
6-1 


265 

267 

298 

283 

279 

279 

268 

280 

'3 

12 

>8 

n 

\7l 
10  202 


5-9 

6-2 

5-11 

6-1 

6-1 


200 
208 
181 
181 
177 


5-10  213 
5-11  192 
5-10  183 
5-10  178 
6-0  180 
6-1     195 


6-2 

6-0 

6-1 

6-1 

6-1 

6-2 

6-5 

6-0 

6-3 

6-2 

5-11 

6-1 

6-1 

6-0 


248 
228 
259 
244 
246 
231 
247 
217 
219 
230 
225 
223 
205 
205 


5-10  183 
5-8     174 


5-9 
5-9 
6-1 
5-8 


191 
177 
195 
169 


5-10  178 
5-n  167 


5-11  192 
5-10  213 
6-1  246 
6-0  205 
5-10  183 
5-10  178 
5-11  180 


5-11 

5-11 

6-0 

5-8 

5-9 


190 
190 
175 
175 
174 


GOOD  LUCK 

TO  THE 

UMASS  FOOTBALL  TEAM! 

FROM 

1HET0C 

SPORTS  BAR  &  LOUNGE 

1 1th  FLOOR  CAMPUS  CENTER 

MON.  -  FRI.  11:30  A.M.  -  1:00  A.M. 

SATURDAY  4:00  P.M.  -  1:00  A.M. 


Sept.  10 

at  Richmond 
S«pt.  17 
at  Holy  Cross 
Sept.  24 

MAINE* 

Oct.l 

RHODE  ISLAND* 

Gets 

at  New  Hampshire* 
Oct.  15 

at  William  &  Mary* 


20-1 4W 
(Band  Day) 


1:00p.m. 
(Homecoming) 

12:30p.m. 

1:00p.m. 


00p.m. 

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arents '  Day) 


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onference  Came 
AVtg^lN  CAPS 

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Offense 


Pos. 
WR- 


PK/KO- 

HLD- 
KR- 


LE- 

LT- 

RT- 

RE- 

WLB- 

LB- 

SLB- 

CB- 

SS- 

FS- 

CB- 


P- 

LS- 

PR- 


98 
99 
17 
22 
1 


86 

90 

52 

95 

60 

94 

95 

57 

58 

10 

55 

44 

30 

47 

8 

28 

3 

29 

17 

27 

22 

24 


37 
88 
1 
25 


Skip  Thomas ^....T^WMtf So. 

Michael  Viveiros .Xihi^^^- ^''• 

Dan  Sullivan Sr. 

Mark  Swistak Jr. 

Cy  Butler So. 


Defense 


Eric  Jenkins Sr. 

Paul  Wortley Fr 

WillSanti So. 

Jesse  Clark Fr 

Brian  Smith Jr. 

Robert  McCoodwin Fr 

Jesse  Clark Fr 

Rashidi  Lewis Fr. 

Lou  D'Agostino Jr. 

Ttoy  Rothmann Sr. 

Lajhon  Jones Fr 

Rob  Wondolowski So. 

Lucien  Belanger So. 

Jared  Elwell Fr. 

Shundell  Hicks Sr. 

Tredell  Dorsey Fr. 

Chris  Lawson So. 

David  Pope Sr. 

Dan  Sullivan Sr. 

Devon  London Fr. 

Mark  Swistak Jr. 

Charod  Williams Fr 

Special  TlMmt 

Kevin  Dobryzinski Jr 

Mike  Hansen So. 

Cy  Butler So. 

Bobby  Apgar So. 


5-11  185 

6-0  205 

5-11  190 

5-8  1 75 

5-7  165 


6-6 

245 

6-5 

230 

6-0 

275 

6-2 

230 

6-4 

245 

6-4 

230 

6-2 

230 

6-2 

211 

6-0 

230 

6-1 

200 

6-3 

230 

6-0 

227 

5-11 

218 

6-1 

215 

5-7 

160 

6-0 

180 

5-n 

180 

5-11 

190 

5-n 

190 

6-0 

175 

5-8 

175 

5-9 

174 

5-9 

170 

6-6 

262 

5-7 

165 

6-0 

175 

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Men  s  soccer  to  host  pesky  St.  Joseph's 


By  Brian  Gonniey 

Collegian  Staff 


The  Linivcrsiiy  of  Massachusetts  men's  soccer  team 
will  ir>  lo  protect  its  first-place  status  in  the 
Atlantic- 10  when  the  Minutcmen  battle  second  place 
Si.  loseph's  University  on  Saturday. 

The  Minutemen  enter  weekend's  game  1 1  p.m.  at 
Richard  F.  Garber  Field]  on  a  two-game  winning 
streak,  having  beaten  Rutgers  on  the  road  and 
Hartford  at  home  this  week.  The  two  wins  improved 
their  record  to  4-5-1  overall  and  2-0  in  the  A-IO.  But 
now  they  must  lace  a  pesky  St.  loseph's  team  1 4-4-2 
overall.  I-O-I  in  the  A-IOJ  that  will  not  give 
Mas>achusells  any  breaks. 

"St.  loseph's  is  a  hard  working,  short  passing  team 
and  they  are  right  behind  us  in  .second  place  in  the 
.^-10."  Massachusetts  Coach  Sam  Koch  said.  "They 
will  put  you  under  pressure  early,  they  play  hard  off 
I  he  ball  and  they  keep  coming  at  you.  "They  don't  let 
up." 

Koch  said  St.  Joseph's  goalkeeper  Sean  Vliet  is 
excellent,  having  surrendered  just  one  goal  in  two 
A- 1 0  games,  and  said  they  have  two  top  offensive  per- 
formers in  lohn  Sharp  [5  goals,  13  points)  and  Michael 
Feitc  1 3  goals,  7  points). 

Despite  St.  loseph's  strengths.  Koch  said  that  he  is 
mure  concerned  with  making  sure  his  team  plays  up  to 
their  potential  rather  than  looking  for  specific  strate- 
gies lo  allack  its  opponent. 

"We  have  got  to  work  on  doing  the  things  that  we 
do  well,  and  they  are  going  to  have  to  worry  about  us 


if  we  do  that,"  Koch  said. 

Koch  said  he  hopes  his  team  will  be  more  consistent 
and  communicate  more  defensively,  that  the  two  goals 
Massachusetts  gave  up  in  their  3-2  win  against 
Hartford  Wednesday  were  unnecessary.  The  first  goal 
occurred  because  of  movement  in  a  Minuteman  wall 
during  a  free  kick  and  the  second  goal  came  when  two 
Hartford  forwards  beat  three  Massachusetts  defenders 
because  of  a  lack  of  communication  on  the  part  of 
UMass. 

Offensively.  Koch  said  they  have  played  well,  but  he 
still  thinks  they  can  produce  even  more.  Massachusetts 
needs  to  work  hard  off  the  ball  to  create  more  options 
for  his  offense. 

"Offensively,  we  can  create  more  chances  and  be 
even  more  dangerous,'  he  said.  "We  are  not  really 
where  we  want  to  be.  but  we  are  getting  closer  to  it.' 

Koch  believes  it  is  pwiramouni  that  the  Minutemen 
play  together  and  to  strive  for  a  consistent  effort  each 
game. 

"We  have  got  momentum  and  we  are  going  in  the 
right  direction,  but  a  two-game  winning  streak  is  not 
earth-  shattering."  he  said.  "We  have  to  work  hard  for 
each  other.  If  we  are  not  working  hard  for  each  other 
on  and  off  the  ball  we're  not  as  effective  of  a  team.  We 
are  not  a  good  enough  of  a  team  to  have  one  or  two 
players  do  it  by  themselves." 

The  game  at  home  is  particularly  important  because 
it  is  Massachusetts'  last  home  game  until  they  play 
Providence  on  October  12.  It  is  important  for  the 
Minutemen  to  leave  with,  what  Koch  termed,  "good 
taste  in  their  mouths.' 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Women's  crew  to  compete  in  Regattas 


ByJodyKing 

ColUgion  Coff»spon<W 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  women's  crew  team  is 
about  to  row  for  the  first  time  as  a  varsity  squad,  v^lh  two 
races  on  Saturday  in  a  local  Mount  Holyoke  Regatta,  and 
one  on  Sunday  in  the  Textile  River  Regatta  in  Lowell. 

"1  don't  think  it  has  really  hit  the  team  yet  since  our 
first  race  is  in  a  local  regatta  that  we've  never  raced  in 
before,"  said  UMass  varsity  eight  cojiswain  Dena  Hiller  of 
Saturday's  races. 

"It  will  be  a  lot  different  when  we  go  away  and  make  a 
big  trip.  Sunday's  regatta  will  be  a  bigger  deal.  The  Head 
of  the  Textile  is  usually  very  impressive." 

This  weekend  will  be  the  first  real  challenge  for  the 
team,  and  a  test  of  how  well  prepared  they  are  for  the  sea- 
son. In  Saturday's  regatta,  five  or  six  teams  will  race  on 
the  Connecticut  River  in  a  regatta  hosted  by  the  Mount 
Holyoke  Community. 

Sunday's  meet  will  be  of  greater  magnitude,  including 
at  least  1 5  teams.  Because  of  the  structure  of  Saturday's 
regatta,  one  of  the  UMass  women's  eights  could  conceiv- 
ably row  against  a  club  eight  boat.  Although  mostly  col- 
leges will  be  entered,  it  is  not  specifically  a  college  regatta. 

"We  are  basically  using  Saturday's  regatta  as  a  yardstick 
to  see  our  competition  and  how  we  measure  up."  said 
Coach  |im  Dietz.  "We  need  to  see  who  we  are  going  to  be 
rowing  against." 

After  a  tough  practice  week,  Dietz  had  his  boatings  in 
order  for  this  weekend's  races  on  Thursday.  Due  to  an 
injury,  the  UMass  varsity  women's  eight  stroker,  Nancy 
LaRocque,  will  not  be  rowing  in  Saturday's  race,  but 
Dietz  has  hopes  she  will  be  back  in  the  boat  for  Sunday. 

Their  new  uniforms  have  not  yet  arrived,  and  their  new 


boats  are  nowhere  lo  be  seen.  In  fact,  the  crew  team  will 
be  rowing  their  boats  down  the  river  to  the  regatta  instead 
of  bringing  them  on  trailers.  Despite  all  this,  the  rowers 
have  noticed  some  major  differences  that  have  come  from 
their  varsity  status. 

Along  with  the  addition  of  a  coaching  staff  with  an  out- 
standing reputation,  they  have  begun  to  sec  financial  sup- 
port and  recognition  from  the  athletic  department. 

"There  is  a  feeling  of  a  better  overall  attitude  from  the 
team.  It  helps  a  lot  to  know  that  the  school  is  behind 
you."  said  Co-Captain  Wendy  Wilbur. 

This  change  in  attitude  on  the  team  comes  not  only 
from  the  support  of  the  athletic  department,  but  also  from 
Dietz  himself  who  brings  his  incredible  knowledge  and 
dedication  of  the  sport  to  the  Minutewomen. 

"He  is  an  amazing  coach  and  an  incredible  guy.  He 
brings  his  feeling  of  enthusiasm  to  the  team  and  makes 
eveprone  enjoy  the  sport,  which  is  one  thing  that  has 
definitely  been  lacking  in  the  past  few  years,'  said 
Hiller. 

In  the  fall,  head  races,  which  are  long,  usually 
two-and-a-  half  to  three  mile  races  that  test  the  physical 
preparation  of  the  teams  and  working  to  broaden  their 
aerobic  base  for  the  spring  season,  are  dominant. 

In  the  spring,  competition  heightens,  consisting  mainly 
of  sprint  races,  which  are  much  quicker  and  usually  cover 
about  2000  meters. 

Adding  to  the  intensity  needed  for  this  weekend  is  the 
fact  that  the  varsity  team  will  be  rowing  both  head  and 
sprint  races. 

"It  will  definitely  be  tough  having  three  races  in  one 
weekend  but  I  don't  think  it  will  hurt  our  performance 
any."  Wilbur  said.  "The  way  I  see  it.  every  time  we  race  it 
makes  us  that  much  better  for  the  next  one.' 


Nash 


continued  from  page  12 

three  seperate  occasions,  against 
Rutgers.  Siena  and  West  Virginia, 
all  in  the  Curry  Hicks  Cage. 

"Those  games  were  probably  the 
best  I've  played."  said  Nash.  "1  can 
kind  of  tell  how  I'm  going  to  play 
during  warmups.  If  I'm  hitting  the 
ball  well.  I  know  I'm  going  to  have  a 
good  game." 

This  season,  an  early  ankle  injury 
hampered  Nash,  and  she  got  off  to  a 
bit  of  a  slow  start.  Yet.  she  has  come 
on  strong  recently,  being  named  Most 
Valuable  Player  of  the  UMass  Classic 
Tournament  where  the 

Minutewomen  captured  first  place  by 
going  4-0. 

"I  thought  1  played  well.  1  did  my 
part  and  played  hard,  [junior  setter) 
Cass  (Anderson)  makes  it  easy.*  said 
Nash. 

The  Minutewomen  have  all  played 
well  so  far.  and  the  returnees  from 
last  year  have  mixed  with  a  strong 
recruiting  class  to  put  together  a  pro- 
gram that  is  currently  undefeated  at 
12-0.  and  has  won  56  of  38  gami*s 


played  in  this  season. 

"I  knew  we'd  be  pretty  good,  and 
win  some,  but  I  had  no  idea  that  we 
would  keep  it  going  this  long."  said 
Nash. 

UMass  will  begin  its  tough  A-IO 
schedule  tonight  when  it  hosts 
Duquesne  in  the  Curry  Hicks  Cage  at 
7  p.m.  The  Minutewomen  will  then 
face  St.  Bonaventure.  also  at  home. 
Saturday  at  4  p.m. 

The  Minutewomen  swept  the 
Bonnies  last  year,  and  split  with  the 
Lady  Dukes,  with  each  team  taking  a 
victory  at  its  home  court. 

"Last  year  when  we  went  down 
there,  it  was  probably  the  worst 
game  we  played.  I  mean  it  was  bad." 
Nash  said.  "(The  Atlantic-tO  compe- 
tition] is  a  totally  different  level  than 
what  we've  been  playing,  but  we're 
ready. 

"We  really  want  to  win  the  A-lO's 
and  go  to  the  NCAA  Tournament.  If 
we  can  do  that,  we'll  be  noticed." 

The  way  Dionne  Nash  is  playing, 
more  than  a  few  people  will  notice. 


Corcoran 


continued  from  page  12 

and  friendly  Corcoran  pays  little 
attention  to  ihecn.  All  of  hin  hopes 
for  a  successful  season  comes 
down  to  one  basic  desire  —  win- 
ning. 

"I  really  don't  set  personal 
goals.'  said  Corcoran.  "I  was  sit- 
ting down  talking  with  (defensive 
tackle]  Silas  (Burke)  the  other 
day.  and  when  it  comes  down  to 
it.  I  don't  know  about  other 
sports,  but  football,  if  you're  not 
winning,  you're  not  happy." 

This  weekend  is  a  special  for 
one  for  Corcoran.  A  time  to  see 


his  former  teammates,  and  show 
them  the  improvement  that  has 
been  made  sin(ie  playing  with 
them. 

"Homecoming's  a  special  week. 
You're  going  to  have  a  lot  of  past 
players  that  you  played  with,  like 
the  guys  that  were  seniors  when 
you  were  a  freshman. 

"We  want  to  show  them,  'look 
at  me.  I'm  a  senior,  and  I'm  doing 
what  you  did  back  then.' 

What  Brian  Corcoran  doesn't 
krtow  is  that  he  may  be  doing  a  lit- 
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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Its 


Minutemen  to  host  Rams 


By  Anthony  Guido 

Collegian  Staff 


Couch  Mike  Hodges  looks  lo  continue  his  Homecoming 
tradition  as  well  the  University  of  Massachusetts  football 
tcuriis  recent  mastery  of  the  University  of  Rhode  Island 
on  Saturday  at  Warren  McCuirk  Alumni  Stadium. 

The  Minutemen  (2-1,  1-0  in  the  Yankee  Conference] 
have  won  both  of  Hodges'  Homecoming  games.  Rhode 
Island  [2-  2,  2-1 1  visits  Amherst,  hav- 
ing dropped  seven  of  the  last  eight     '' 
meetings  against  UMass. 

"This  game  means  a  lot  to  us,  the 
tradition  that  goes  on  here.  A  lot  of 
people  who  have  a  lot  to  do  with  our 
tradition  will  be  here  on  Saturday," 
Hodges  said. 

Last  season,  the  Rams  were  run  put 
of  McGuirk  Stadium  36-14.  Rhode 
Island  last  defeated  UMass  in  1991.  Running  back  Frank 
Alessio  led  the  squad  with  84  yards  on  the  ground,  with 
fullback  Rene  Ingoglia  picking  up  75. 

"We  approach  every  game  the  same  way,  every  game  is 
equally  important  now,"  Hodges  said. 

Rhode  Island  comes  in  with  an  explosive  passing  game 
led  by  last  year's  Yankee  Conference  Rookie  of  the  Year 
quarterback  Chris  Hixson.  Hixson  has  thrown  for  970 
yards  in  four  games  (a  245-yard  per  game  average),  com- 
pleting 69  percent  of  his  passes.  The  sophomore  QB  won 
the  Golden  Helmet  award  for  the  week  of  Sept.  10. 

Hixson,  the  third-rated  QB  in  the  conference,  will  look 
to  wide  receivers  Bobby  Apgar  and  Cy  Butler.  Apgar.  just 
a  sophomore,  already  has  climbed  to  tenth  on  the  all-time 
URI  receiving  list  with  1,247  yards. 

"I  sure  hope  we  will  be  able  to  throw  the  ball  down  the 
field  on  Saturday."  Rhode  Island  Coach  Floyd  Keith  said. 

"Bobby  Apgar  is  as  fine  a  receiver  as  there  is  in  the  con- 
ference. He's  outstanding,  great  hands  and  athletic." 
Hodges  said. 

UMass  will  attempt  to  answer  on  defense  with  the 
standout  pair  of  cornerbacks,  Breon  Parker  and  Tony 


Williams.  Williams  leads  the  team  with  two  interceptions. 
Parker  intercepted  Hixson  three  times  in  last  season's 
meeting. 

"We'll  try  very  hard  to  know  where  Apgar  is  at  all 
times.  It's  difHcult  to  do  too  much  Idoublc-teamingJ  on 
him  because  Cy  Butler  is  a  quality  receiver  himself." 
Hodges  said. 

UMass  fullback  Rene  Ingoglia  was  named  the  Yankee 
Conference  Offensive  Player  of  the  Week  as  UMass 
defeated  Maine,  20-14.  last  weekend. 
Ingoglia  racked  up  124  yards  rushing 
and  one  touchdown.  Alessio  had  a 
career-high  with  1 1 5  yards  on  24  car- 
ries. 

'We  will  do  the  same  thing  as 
always.  By  scheme,  we  should  be  able 
to  run  on  them,  unless  they  have  better 
people  than  we  do."  Assistant  Coach 
Doug  Berry  said. 
"I  haven't  heard  of  anybody  who  has  stopped  the 
UMass  running  game,"  Keith  said. 

Expect  the  Rams  to  stack  the  line  to  try  to  stop  the 
Minuteman  rushing  attack.  Maine  tried  a  similar  strategy 
last  week,  forcing  quarterback  Andrew  McNeilly  to  pass. 
McNeilly  looked  deep  for  receivers  Darryl  Thomas  and 
Matt  Read  several  times  against  Maine. 

'I'm  concerned  that  they  might  add  a  defensive  back  to 
the  front.  We're  going  to  do  what  they  let  us  do','  Berry 
said. 

'URI  will  try  to  beat  us  with  personnel,  not  schemes. 
They'll  come  after  us  with  the  linebackers  to  put  pressure 
on.' 

Homecoming  Notes:  A  victory  on  Saturday  would  be 
Massachusetts'  150th  all-time  win  in  the  Yankee 
Conference.  UMass  is  the  all-time  winningest  team  in 
YanCon  history. 

Last  Saturday's  home  opener  at  McGuirk  attracted  a 
crowd  of  14,873,  the  largest  at  a  UMass  home  game  since 
1987. 

The  game  can  be  heard  on  WMUA,  91.1  FM.  pre-game 
at  12:45  p.m. 


QB  Andrew  McNeilly  and  the  University  of  Massachusetts  will  go  head-to-head  against  Rhode  Island  tomorrow 
afternoon  in  the  annual  Homecoming  game.  Kickoff  is  at  1  p.m. 


Corcoran  transformed  from  special  teamer  to  star 


By  Andrew  Bryce 

Collegian  Shjff 


Brian  Corcoran  makes  things 
happen. 

just  ask  the  12  opposing  quarter- 
backs that  were  sacked  by  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  stand- 
out defensive  end  last  season  as  he 
made  First  Team  All-Yankee 
Conference. 

As  for  this  season,  Corcoran  has 
continued  where  he  left  off  last 
year,  recording  four  sacks  in  the 


Minutemen's  first  three  games, 
including  two  against  Maine  last 
weekend  in 
Massachusetts' 
20-14  victory. 

Corcoran's 
next  possible 
victims  will  be 
1993  YanCon 
Offensive 
Rookie  of  the 
Year  QB  Chris 
Hixson  and  Rhode  Island,  as 
Massachusetts  hosts  the  Rams 


HOMECOMING 


ccx.f  CiAN  iia 


DE  Brian  Corcoran,  a  1993  All- Yankee  Conference  member,  will  lead 
the  strong  defensive  front  in  tomorrow's  Homecoming  game  against 
the  Rhode  Island  Rams. 


tomorrow  afternoon  in  the  annual 
Homecoming  Game  at  I  p.m.  at 
Warren 
McGuirk  Alumni 
Stadium. 

It  was  four 
years  ago  that 
the  senior  defen- 
sive end  arrived 
at  Massachusetts 
from  C.W.  Baker 
H.S.  in 

Baldwinsville.  N.Y..  and  turned 
some  heads  with  his  play  on  special 
teams. 

The  success  he  had  on  special 
teams,  including  15  total  tackles 
during  the  1991  season,  only  helped 
him  grab  the  starting  position  in  all 
10  games  of  1992.  The  result? 
Second  team  All-Yankee 
Conference  as  a  sophomore. 

The  1993  season  was  an  even 
belter  season  for  Corcoran.  While 
former  standout  linebacker  Mario 
Perry,  a  pre-season  All-American, 
was  double  and  sometimes 
triple-teamed  by  opposing  offenses, 
Corcoran  picked  up  the  slack  for 
the  defense,  racking  up  82  tackles 
(equaling  his  1992  total]  to  go 
along  with  his  team-leading  sack 
total. 

"Last  year,  I  was  getting  pres- 
sured inside  a  lot.  but  this  year.  I'm 
rushing  outside  a  lot,"  said 
Corcoran.  'We  got  lots  of  other 
people  that  are  taking  up  some  of 
the  others." 

Nowadays,  it's  Corcoran  that  is 
the  pre-season  All-  American.  This 
year,  though,  the  Minuteman 
defense  has  more  depth  at  each 
position,  and  Corcoran  doesn't  have 
to  worry  so  much  about  defenses 
keying  up  on  just  him. 

"No  more  than  anyone  else  is," 
said  Corcoran.  'I  get  doubled,  but 


no  one's  really  doing  anything  spe- 
cial for  me  because  you  really  can't 
with  our  defense.  Everybody's  just 
as  good  as  the  next  guy. 

"We're  playing  eight  guys  on  the 
front,  and  we  didn't  do  that  last 
year.  My  back-up  (sophomore  |eron 
Alston]  is  as  capable  as  I  have  ever 
been.  We're  rotating,  where  I  was 
taking  every  one  last  year' 

According  to  Corcoran,  the  depth 
of  the  defense  is  beneficial  for  the 
Minutemen  not  only  in  tomorrow's 
game  against  URI,  but  for  the 
games  down  the  road,  as  well, 

'That's  going  to  help  us  as  a 
team,"  said  Corcoran.  'The  more 
people  we  can  play,  the  fresher  we 
are,  and  if  somebody  goes  down, 
we're  more  prepared  in  the  long 
haul.  Against  Richmond.  I  think  we 
thought  we  were  better  than  we 
were. 

'(Defensive  line]  Coach  (Ted) 
Roof  said  the  best  thing  to  me  after 
that  game  when  I  came  out  slow. 
He  said,  'concentrate  more  on  your 
effort  instead  of  your  ability.'  If  you 
have  the  ability  and  you're  not 
putting  towards  the  effort  that 
made  you  that  good,  than  you're  no 
good.  It's  all  about  hard  work." 

And  hard  work  is  something  that 
is  not  foreign  to  Corcoran. 
Considering  he  is  big.  though  not 
ovcriy  large  for  a  football  player  at 
6-fool  2-inches  tall  and  245 
pounds.  Corcoran  compensates 
with  quickness  and  agility  —  as 
well  as  intensity  and  hard  work. 

"He's  a  very  quick  player,"  said 
Coach  Mike  Hodges.  'He's  not  the 
biggest  defensive  lineman,  but  his 
ability  and  his  quickness  carry 
him.- 

As  for  personal  goals,  the  modest 

Turn  to  CORCORAN,  poge  10 


Women's  tennis  falls  to  CCSU 

Minutewomen*s  undefeated  streak  ends 


By  Derek  AAilosovlievic 

Collegian  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachusetts 
women's  tennis  team  lost  its  first 
match  of  the  season  yesterday,  but  it 
didn't  go  down  without  a  fight-  or 
two. 

The  Minutewomen  fell  4-3  lo 
Central  Connecticut  State  University 
in  a  hotly-contested  battle  that  was 
marred  by  two  embarrassing  inci- 
dents involving  CCSU  Coach  Vic 
Stone. 

After  seeing  his  team  drop  the  dou- 
bles portion  of  the  contest,  Stone 
began  complaining  loudly  that  the 
singles  matches  should  begin  immedi- 
ately. UMass  Coach  |udy  Dixon  coun- 
tered that  the  rules  allowed  for  a  fif- 
teen minute  break  between  the 
events. 

Stone  continued  to  vehemently 
voice  his  displeasure  with  the  delay, 
culminating  in  personal  insults 
toward  Dixon,  and  his  telling  her  to 
'shut  up." 

When  singles  play  did  begin. 
UMass'  Liz  Durant  became  the  next 
to  draw  Stone's  ire.  Playing  at  the 
No.  4  singles  slot  against  CCSU's 
lanet  Rubin.  Durant  found  her  line 
calls  being  questioned  from  outside 
the  court  by  Stone. 

'I  felt  she  missed  four  or  five  calls 
early  on  and  that  we  needed  a  refer- 
ee." Stone  said  after  the  match. 

One  nonplaying  member  of  each 
learn  was  brought  in  to  officiate  the 
remainder  of  the  match. 

From  that  point  on.  down  3-1. 
Durant  took  control  of  the  match. 
She  broke  Rubin's  serve  in  the  fifth 
game,  and  went  on  to  win  the 
remaining  games  of  the  first  set.  clos- 
ing it  out  with  a  break  after  trailing  in 
the  game.  40-0. 


Durant's  groundstrokes  in  the  sec- 
ond set  went  mainly  unreiumed  as 
she  won  easily.  6-1. 

"I  was  really  happy  I  pulled 
thiDugh."  Durant  said.  "I  was  down 
3- 1  and  there  was  a  lot  of  pressure 
on  me." 

[>urant  admitted  she  was  upset  by 
Stone's  antics  outside  the  court. 

'I  had  to  be  calm  for  the  team," 
she  said,  'but  if  I  was  at  a  tourna- 
ment. I  probably  would  have  told  him 
off." 

When  asked  after  the  match  if  he 
thought  it  was  acceptable  to  tell  one 
of  (lii  players  to  yell  at  an  opposing 
player,  Stone  said.  'She  told  me  to 
shut  up  first.  It  was  the  heat  of  battle 
and  was  just  one  of  those  things." 

UMass  Captain  LiesI  Sitton  contin- 
ued her  unbeaten  season,  dispatching 
Daniella  Klein-lmpelmann  at  the  No. 
1  singles  position.  6-4.  6-2. 

With  the  victories  by  Sitton  and 
Durant  combined  with  the  doubles 
win,  UMass  was  one  point  away  from 
winning  the  match,  but  it  was  not  to 
be. 

In  front  of  both  teams  as  well  as 
spectators,  Minutewoman  freshman 
phenom  Noelle  Orsini  put  up  a  gal- 
lant fight  against  Michelle  Castellon, 
before  finally  falling,  6-3,  6-3. 

Dixon  addressed  the  situation  with 
Stone  after  the  match. 

'He's  known  for  behavior  like 
this,'  she  said.  "We  keep  scheduling 
them  because  they're  a  very  good 
team,  and  they  are  Division  I,  but 
after  this,  we  may  have  to  rethink 
that." 

Dixon  said  there  were  some  posi- 
tives in  the  tense,  conflicted  day. 

'They  fought  their  way  through  a 
very  difficult  situation,"  she  said. 
'I'm  disappointed,  but  not  upset. 
This  loss  will  make  us  a  better  team." 


Field  hockey  ready  for  huge  weekend      Nash  making  an  impact  in  second  season 


By  Molt  Voutour 

Collegian  Stoff 


On  the  front  cover  of  the  1993  Old  Dominion  field 
hockey  media  guide  reads  the  caption  "|ust  do  it  better* 

For  the  last  1 2  years,  the  Lady  Monarchs  have  done  just 
that.  They  have  played  better  field  hockey  than  any  team 
in  the  nation.  They  have  amassed  seven  national  titles  in 
that  lime.  Several  players  have  gone  on  to  the  United 
States  National  Team,  which  was 
coached  by  ODU  Coach  Beth 
Anders  until  last  January.  The  pro- 
gram emanates  success. 

One  year  ago  at  Tot  man  Field, 
the  University  of  Massachusetts 
field  hockey  team  found  a  weak- 
ness in  that  brilliance.  The 
Minutewomen  outplayed  the  Lady 
Monarchs  and  came  away  with  a 
2-0  victory.  The  defeat  exposed  an 
unexpected  vulnerability  in  the 
ODU  team,  and  the  1992  National  __^^^_____ 
Champions  have  not  been  the 
same  since. 

Revenge  will  clearly  be  on  the  mind  of  the  Lady 
Monarchs  when  the  Minutewomen  head  to  Norfolk,  Va., 
this  weekend. 

The  No.  4  Lady  Monarchs  come  into  this.weekeiKl  with  a 
record  of  6-2-1 .  The  losses  came  at  the  hands  of  No.  1 
North  Carolina  and  No.  2  lames  Madison.  OM  Dominion  is 
unbeaten  in  their  last  four  games  coming  into  this  weekend. 

UMass  is  prepared  for  what  will  probably  be  its  tough- 
est weekend. 

"Old  Dominion  is  one  of  the  toughest  places  to  play  in 
the  nation,"  said  UMass  Coach  Megan  Donnelly.  "T^iey 
have  won  so  many  National  Championships.  There  is  an 
aura  surrounding  them  that  they  will  fin^  a  way  to  win. 

'Old  Dominion,  North  Carolina  and  LConn  are  special 
pmies.  I  know  we're  going  to  play  our  btsl.* 


"Old  Dominion  is  one  of  the 
toughest  places  to  play  in  the 
nation.  They  have  so  many 
National  Championships. 
There  is  an  aura  surrounding 
them  that  they  will  find  a  way 
to  win. " 

Coach  Megan  Donnelly 


The  Minutewomen  said  they  feel  that  they  have  some- 
thing to  prove  in  this  game  as  well.  Including  last  year's 
game.  UMass  is  3-12  lifetime  against  the  Lady  Monarchs. 
After  being  dominated  by  Old  Dominion  for  years,  some 
people  passed  off  last  year's  game  as  a  fluke. 

"We  want  to  prove  that  last  year's  game  wasn't  a 
fluke."  said  senior  co-captain  Kyri  Sparks.  'We're  looking 
forward  to  playing  on  turf." 

Donnelly  said  she  feels  that  having  Northeastern  right 
_^^_^^^^,^      before  this  weekend  would  be  a 
positive  for  the  Minutemen. 

'Wednesday  was  a  big  game."  said 
Donnelly.  'They  felt  they  needed  a 
big  game  before  Old  Dominion." 

Donnelly  looks  to  last  year's 
hero.  Kyle  Rothenberger.  to  step  up 
once  again. 

"I  look  to  Kyle  to  have  a  big 
game."  said  Donnelly.  'We're  very 
happy  with  the  center-midfielder 
matchup.  We  feel  Kyle  is  the  better 
player.  Right  now  I  wouldn't  trade 
her  for  anybody.  Kyle  is  like  Larry 
Bird,  she  makes  everyone  around  her  better." 

Before  they  even  play  Old  Dominion,  the 
Minutewomen  will  face  off  against  the  Richmond  Spiders 
this  afternoon. 

The  Spiders  have  had  a  rough  season,  so  far.  They  are 
4-5  in  their  first  nine  games,  including  a  5-0  thrashing  at 
the  hands  of  Maryland. 

Despite  Richmond's  record  and  the  ODU  game  loom- 
ing. Donnelly  said  she  is  not  worried  about  her  team  over- 
looking the  Spiders. 

'If  we  had  won  Wednesday.  I  wouki  be  worried,"  said 
DonneUy  'Right  now  they  arc  so  hungry  for  goals.  They 
can't  x^ai' '«««'  back  on  the  fieW." 

DStpiie  being  undefeated  at  5-0-2.  the  Minutewomen 
have  fallen  sk  spots  in  the  rankings  since  the  preseason 

Turn  to  FlllO  HOCKEY,  page  10 


By  Boon  PanBo 

CoMag  ion  Staff 


Impact  player. 

For  the  1 2-0  University  of  Massachusetts  volleyball 
team,  that  phrase  relates  lo  sophomore  outside  hitter 
Dionne  Nash. 

'Dionne  is  a  phenomenal  athlete."  said  Coach  Bonnie 
Kenny.  'She  docs  everything  asked  of  her." 

With  her  talent,  she  is  capable  of  doing  quite  a  k)l.  Last 
year,  while  leading  the  newly  reinstated  Minutewoman 
team  to  a  17-14  record,  Nash  was  named  lo  the 
All-Atlantic  10  first  team  as  a  freshman. 

"That  was  a  real  honor,"  said  Nash.  'When  I  look  hack 
on  it  now,  to  achieve  that  as  a  freshman  made  me  very 
happy." 

Nash  played  her  high  school  career  at  Quartz  Hill  in 
Lancaster,  Calif.,  where  aside  from  volleyball,  she  lettered 
in  basketball  and  track. 

'When  I  was  a  (high  school]  freshman  I  couldn't  even 
serve  the  ball  over  the  net,"  Nash  said  of  her  volleyball 
skill. 

Her  skills  improved  immensely,  however,  as  she  was 
eventually  recognized  as  Golden  League  MVP  and  an  All- 
CIF  Southern  Selection.  Although  she  was  recruited  by 
several  schools,  Nash  said  she  was  impressed  by  Kenny 
and  the  opportunity  to  build  the  foundation  for  a  new  pro- 
gram. 

'I  knew  Coach  Kenny  was  a  good  coach,  and  she  had 
faith  in  me."  Nash  said.  'She  saw  the  potential  in  me 
more  than  anyone  else,  even  myself." 

'Dionne  has  not  had  a  lot  of  competitive  experience, 
but  she  is  definitely  capable  of  training  at  a  higher 
level."  said  Kenny.  'Her  athleticism  makes  coaching  her 
easy." 

Nash  obviously  fit  in  fine  with  the  UMass  offense,  as 
she  led  the  team  in  kills  last  year  1 1  separate  times  for  a 
team  high  of  371  on  the  season.  She  collected  20  on 


Turn  to  NASH,  poge  10 


Sophomore  Dionne  Nash  h«  exaped  the  sophomore 
jinx,  helping  the  Unhwrsity  of  Massachusetts  volleyball 
team  to  a  1 2-0  mark  thus  far. 


Redford's  latest 
is  a  classy  winner 


Robert  Redford  returns  to  the  direct- 
ing chair  with  Quiz  ihow.  Check  out 
our  review  of  one  of  fall'j  best  films 
(see  Arts  £i  Living,  page  S). 


Shelter  fundraiser 
lacks  support 

The  Amherst  Survival  Center's 
fundraiser  last  Wednesday  at  the 
Student  Union  Ballroom  earned  them 
just  J10.  Story  on  page  2. 


A  record  breoking 
performance 

Minuleman  lullback  Rene  Ingoglia 
captured  the  UMass  and  Yankee 
Conference  rushing  records  with  JH 
yards  Saturday.  See  story  page  7. 


Extended  Forecast 

Expect  sunny  skies  today  and  tomor- 
row. Highs  for  today  and  Tuesday  are 
expected  to  be  in  the  mid  to  upper  50s 
and  the  lows  to  be  in  the  mid  to  upper 
30s. 


Q  o  Q' 


HIGH:  56 
LOW:  36 


HIGH:  59 
LOW:  38 


HIGH:  51 
low:  36 


The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  15 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Daily  Since  1967 


Monday,  October  3,  1994 


Trustees  to  vote  on 
renaming  library 
after  W.RB.  DuBois 


By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegian  Staff 


The  Board  of  Trustees  will  be  on 
the  campus  of  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  this  week  to  decide  if 
the  library  will  be  renamed  in  honor 
of  African-American  scholar  and 
civil  rights  activist,  W.E.B.  DuBois. 

According  of  Chancellor  David  K. 
Scott,  the  Board  of  Trustees  will  be 
meeting  today  and  tomorrow  at  the 
William  D.  iviullins  Center.  The  pro- 
posal to  rename  the  UMass  library  is 
on  the  Board's  agenda. 

Scott  will  recommend  that  the 
name  of  the  library  be  changed  to  the 
W.E.B.  DuBois  Library.  The  recom- 
mendation is  supported  by  Michael 
K.  Hooker,  president  of  UMass,  Scott 
said. 

A  group  of  students  first  brought 
the  idea  of  naming  the  library  after 
DuBois  to  ihe  attention  of  the 
University  and  administration  last 
semester  during  a  rally.  The  rally  was 
sponsored  by  the  Petition  Coalition,  a 
group  in  support  of  the  renaming  of 
the  library  to  honor  DuBois. 

The  Petition  Coalition  received 
1 200  signatures  of  students,  adminis- 
trators, faculty  members,  staff  and 
residents  of  Amherst  supporting  the 
renaming  of  the  library,  according  to 
Shamala  Ivatury,  a  graduate  student 
and  member  of  the  Petition 
Coalition. 

After     gaining     support,     the 


Coalition  took  the  signatures  and  a 
proposal  to  Scott  asking  that  the 
library  be  named  in  honor  of  DuBois. 

Scott  responded  by  investigating 
the  process  of  renaming  buildings  on 
campus.  Scott  also  created  the 
Library  Naming  Committee,  accord- 
ing to  Ivatury.  The  committee  dealt 
specifically  with  renaming  the  library. 

Scott  named  former  chancellor  of 
UMass  Randolph  Bromery,  chairman 
of  funding  for  renaming  the  library, 
and  Deputy  Vice  Chancellor 
Marcellette  Williams,  chairperson  of 
the  Library  Naming  Committee,  said 
Ivatury. 

Members  of  the  committee  includ- 
ed Dr.  Ester  Terry  and  Dr.  Michael 
M.  Thelwell,  professors  in  the 
African  Studies  Department,  Al 
Lizana,  student  trustee,  and  David 
DuBois,  stepson  of  W.E.B.  DuBois. 
among  others. 

The  Committee  gathered  at  the  end 
of  the  summer  and  formed  a  proposal 
to  present  to  the  Board  of  Trustees, 
according  Ivatury. 

'We  gathered  together  all  the 
material  about  his  life  and  articulated 
the  reasons  why  to  rename  the 
library,"  Ivatury  said.  'The  reasons 
were  forwarded  by  the  Committee  to 
Scolt." 

Scott  will  bring  the  proposal  to  the 
executive  committee  of  the  Board  of 
Trustees  today,  for  their  recommen- 

Tum  to  DUBOIS,  pcige  10 


Marching  to  Victory 


l-AUl  •llOnlAU  /  COllltlAN 


Univerjity  of  Massacfiusetts  Coach  Ivlike  Hodges  leads  his  team  on  to  the  field  for  the  start  of  the  second  hall  of  Saturday's  game  against  Rhode 
Island.  The  Minutemen  beat  the  Rams  22-1 2  in  front  of  a  Homecoming  crowd  at  Warren  McCuirk  Alumni  Stadium.  See  sporU  weekend,  page  7. 


Patricia  Crosson  ready  for  tasks  her  Provost  role  requires 


By  Jetfico  Tavanw 

Coll«gion  Stoff 


KSSICA  TAVtIVM  /  COILICMN 

New  University  of  Ma$sachu$«tU  Provost  Patricia  Crosson  will  attempt 
to  open  the  lines  of  communication  between  the  University  and  the 
other  schools  in  the  five-college  system. 


New  Provost  Patricia  Crosson  has 
a  full  agenda  set  up  for  her  next  two 
years  in  office,  and  has  already 
begun  to  work  towards  those  objec- 
tives. 

Upon  her  Aug.  I  appointment  in 
the  two-year  interim  position  as 
provost,  Crosson  set  out  to  work 
closely  with  the  deans  of  all  nine 
schcx>ls  and  colleges,  she  said. 

Her  main  focus  is  to  increase 
communication  and  collaboration 
between  administration  and  faculty. 
She  hopes  to  increase  communica- 
tion with  the  other  colleges  in  the 
five-college  network,  as  well,  she 
said. 

'You  have  to  work  with  a  lot  of 
different  people  to  get  things  done 
and  to  get  subjects  to  the  top  of  the 
agenda,*  Crosson  said. 

Before  entry  into  the  position, 
Crosson  had  already  become 
well-acquainted  with  a  good  portion 
of  the  deans  and  administrators 
through  her  seven  years  as  deputy 
provosts,  she  said. 

She  feels  that  the  weight  of  her 
experience  was  helpful  in  winning 
her  an  administrative  position  that 
she  may  have  been  an  "atypical 
choice"  for.  Most  of  the  provosts 
have  historically  been  men  from  one 
of  the  Arts  and  Sciences. 

She  said  that,  despite  the  fact  that 
last  spring  was  such  a  difficult  peri 
cxI  for  everyone,  because  of  adminis 
trative  lay-  offs.  former  Provost 


Glenn  Gordon,  whom  she  replaced, 
has  been  etwrmously  helpful. 

"He  couldn't  have  been  more  gen- 
erous with  his  time  arul  advice."  she 
said. 

Gordon  provided  the  develop- 
mental process  that  really  kicked  off 
Chancellor  Scott's  Strategic 
Planning  initiative.  Crosson  said. 
She  is  going  to  continue  the  tradi- 
tion. 

She  is  following  through  on 
Strategic  Planning,  and  has  taken  a 
particular  interest  in  the  Teaching 
and  Learning  Task  Force,  which 
aspires  towards  improving  under- 
graduate education  at  the  University 
of  Massachusetts,  she  said. 

Through  assembling  the  task 
force  on  leaching  and  leaming.  and 
appointing  lavicr  Cevallos  of  the 
Spanish  and  Portuguese  department 
as  her  faculty  advisor.  Crosson  has 
found  an  avenue  in  which  she  can 
explore  i.ssucs  groomed  for  her  main 
interest  in  educational  quality,  she 
said. 

"There  has  been  a  renewal  of  con- 
cern for  undergraduate  education 
and  teaching.  I  intend  on  continuing 
that  inlercsi."  Crosson  said. 

She  is  in  the  process  of  examining 
the  relationship  between  administra- 
tive dealings  and  the  quality  of  edu- 
cation. She  has  found  that  many 
believe  research  has  been  over- 
stressed  and  other  important  aspects 
of  faculty  activity  have  been  under- 
valued, she  said. 

The  task  forte  meets,  through 
Strategic  Planning,  with  other  task 


forces  to  communicate  about  promi- 
nent issues  conceming  faculty,  mul- 
liculturalism  and  all  around  aware- 
ness levels  on  campus,  .-ihe  said. 

"There  needs  to  be  fundamental 
change  in  the  culture.  We  need  to 
transmit  to  the  faculty  what  is 
important  and  valued  by  the 
University."  Crosson  said.  "It's  com- 
plicated, but  terribly  important  that 
we  take  the  campus  in  a  slightly  dif- 
ferent direction  for  the  future." 

Last  week.  Crosson  attended  a 
roundtable  discussion  alongside  fac- 
ulty members,  students.  University 
staff,  trustees  and  alumni,  she  said. 

I^rge  issues  on  higher  education 
and  their  affect  on  the  UMass  cam- 
pus were  discussed.  Analysis  of  vari- 
ous task  force  reports  and  new 
approaches  to  campus  change  in 
areas  of  public  service,  research, 
economic  development  and  faculty 
roles  and  awards,  offered  insight, 
she  said. 

Crosson  is  Ihe  co-chair  of  a  com- 
mittee that  deals  with  these  type  of 
issues  and  will  put  out  a  prospective 
report  at  the  end  of  the  semester. 
They  hope  to  address  the  ambiguity 
of  awarding  faculty  on  a  merit 
award  system,  she  said. 

Crosson's  position  was  awarded 
to  her  after  a  long  and  complicated 
process  of  selection  and  elimination, 
she  said. 

She  found  out  that  she  had  fieen 
nominated  while  spending  time 
working  in  Ireland.  She  had  done 

Turn  to  PROVOST  page  3 


Weekend  marks  reunion  for  many  alums 


By  Heather  Redfem 

Collegian  Sloff 


AMHKRST  Kean  Foo.  a  1994  University  of 
Massachusetts  graduate  said  this  homecoming  weekend 
felt  like  one  big  parly  with  close  friends  and  familiar 
sights. 

Foo.  a  member  of  the  Alpha  Chi  Rho  Fralemity  during 
his  years  UMass.  said  he  came  to  Amherst  to  visit  friends 
and  spend  his  afternoon  tailgaiing  at  the  Warren  G. 
McGuirk  Alumni  Stadium. 

School  spirit  soared  high  this  homecoming  weekend  as 
UMass  alumni  returning  to  their  old  stomping  grounds, 
connecting  with  college  friends  and  cheering  on  the 
Minutemen  footNII  team  brought  back  several  cherished 
memories. 

Beverly  Ziomck.  a  1955  graduate  of  the  University  said 
the  school  spirit  is  as  strong  as  ever,  but  she  has  seen  a 
change 

"As  a  freshman  years  ago.  we  had  to  learn  Ihe  school 
songs."  said  Ziomek.  "We  had  to  wear  red  beanies  to 
show  our  school  spirit,  now  the  students  don't  know  the 
words  to  the  school  songs." 

"We  had  a  great  time."  said  Sarah  Hardy  a  1994  UMass 
mduate  from  the  School  of  Education.  "A  bunch  of  my 
friends  (mm  the  School  of  Education  came  down  " 

While  sonic  like  Hardy,  chose  to  tailgate  at  the  Warren 
G.  McGuirk  Alumni  Football  Stadium,  others  fell  the 
uptown  bar?  were  the  places  to  be. 


A  Wizard  of  Oz  theme  parade  Saturday  morning  paved 
Ihe  yellow  brick  road  to  UMass  for  many  students  and 
alumni. 

Floats  created  by  UMass  fraternity  and  sorority  students 
were  enjoyed  cmi  Saturday  afternoon  by  students,  alumni 
and  the  general  public. 

A  large  number  of  the  parade  observers  were  alumni 
previously  involved  in  UMass  fraternities  and  sororities  as 
students. 

Mark  Bruno,  a  1986  University  graduate  majoring  in 
Urban  Forestry  and  Undscape  Operations  and  member  of 
Ihe  Alpha  Tau  Gamma  Fratcmity  (ATG).  said  he  liked  the 
tradition  of  the  homecoming  parade. 

Bruno  said  homecoming  weekend  gave  him  an  upporlu 
nily  to  visit  with  fraternity  brothers  from  his  clas-.  whc  he 
continues  to  stay  close  with. 

Themes  of  the  floats  ranged  from  There's  No  Place 
Like  Home  to  There's  No  Place  like  W(M}dsio<k 

UMass  cheerleaders,  the  Minuieman  Marching  Band, 
the  Reserve  Officers'  Training  Corps  Color  Guard  and 
antique  cars  traveled  down  Fearing  Street  en  route  to  the 
football  stadium  with  a  large  crowd  cheering  behind 
them. 

Eight  floats  were  judged  on  tn.Htiviiy.  enthusiasm  and 
spirit  by  University  alumni  dunng  the  parade. 

First  prize  went  to  the  lota  Gamma  Upsilon  Son.niy 
and  Ihe  Sigma  Phi  Epsilon  Fraternity  for  their  Emerald 


Turn  to  AlUMM  page  7 


Charges  fly  in  Mexico 

Congressman  being  linked  to  murder 


By  Isaac  A.  Levi 
Asiocidted  Press 


MEXICO  CITY  —  A  man  who 
confessed  to  a  role  in  Ihe  assassi- 
nation of  a  lop  ruling  party  polili 
cian  toW  investigators  Sunday  the 
plot  was  masterminded  by  a  con- 
gressman upset  over  plans  to 
reform  the  party. 

According  to  a  statement  from 
(he  aitomey  general's  ofFice.  lorge 
Rodriguez  Gonzalez,  who  was 
arrested  over  Ihe  weekend,  told 
police  the  congressman.  Manuel 
Muno7  Rocha.  hired  him  and  his 
brother.  Fernando,  to  plan  last 
week's  killing  of  lose  Francisco 
Ruiz  Massieu. 

The  congressman  wanted  Ruiz 
Massieu  killed  because  he  was  a 
member  of  a  new  group  of  politi- 
cians trying  to  reform  the  ruling 
Institutional  Revolutionary  Parly 


(PRI).  the  attorney  general  quoted 
lorge  Rodriguez  Gonzalez  as  saying. 

Ruiz  Massieu.  the  PRI's  No  2 
official,  was  shot  in  the  neck  and 
killed  Wednesday  outside  a  Mexico 
City  hotel.  The  gunman  was  arrest 
ed  al  the  scene  and  has  also  ton 
fesscd.  police  said.  The  slaying  was 
the  latest  in  a  series  of  violent 
attacks  that  have  rattled  Mexico 
for  inore  than  a  year.  It  also  shook 
the  PRI.  in  power  for  65  years, 
which  lost  its  first  presidential  can 
didate,  Luis  Donaldo  Colosio.  lo 
an  assassin's  bullet  in  March. 

The  man  who  police  say  ton 
fessed  lo  shooting  Ruiz  Massieu. 
28  year-old  horse  trainer  and 
farmhand  Daniel  Aguilar  Trevino, 
was  arraigned  in  a  Mexico  City 
criminal  court  for  murder  and 
possession  of  a  firearm  prohibited 

Turn  to  MEXICO  page  10 


U.S.  begins  to 
take  weapons 
away  in  Haiti 

By  David  Beard 

AiKxialed  Press 

PORT  AU  PRINCE.  Haiti  - 
American  military  patrols  rolled 
through  Ihe  capital  searching  for 
weapons  Sunday  after  seizing  1.000 
weapons  at  a  border  outpost  and 
hundreds  more  at  a  paramilitary 
training  base. 

In  another  sign  of  change  in  Haiti, 
the  voice  of  exiled  President  |ean- 
Berlrand  Aristide  was  heard  on  slate 
radio  for  the  first  lime  in  years  Stale 
media,  which  had  banned  his  voice, 
was  under  the  control  of  Haiti's  toup 
leaders  until  American  troops  seized 
the  installations  Friday. 

U.S.  military  police  guard  dogs 
sniffed  through  Ihe  Boulillier  area 
overltK)king  the  capital,  and  convoys 
of  armored  vehicles  snaked  through 
Port-au-Prince  and  suburban 
Petionville. 

"Thai's  the  mission  we  came  here 
to  do  disarm  the  military  and  go 
from  there."  said  Army  Chief 
Warrant  Officer  Roland  Van  Dorn. 
who  had  been  in  one  of  the  heli- 
copters providing  surveillance  for 
U.S.  ground  iroops. 

The  U.S.  troops  art  charged  with 
providing  stability  and  security  in 
Haiti  during  the  transition  period 
before  Oct  15.  when  the  nation's  top 
military  leaders  are  to  resign,  making 
way  for  Aristide's  return 

The  American  mission  was  being 
debated  Sunday  in  Washington, 
where  the  House  is  expected  to  vote 
this  week  on  setting  a  pull-out  date 
for  American  troops. 

Rep.  Newt  Gingrich,  R  Ga.,  said 
the  administration  was  "on  the  edge 
of  disaster."  He  told  NBC  that  U.S. 
iroops  should  be  pulled  out  "as 
quickly  as  possible,  and  I  mean  weeks 

not  months,  not  years." 

White  House  Chief  of  Staff  Leon 
Panetta  told  CBS  that  American 
troops  will  "be  a  little  more  aggres- 
sive ..in  regard  to  disarming"  the 
Haitian  paramilitary 

To  Van  Oorn  and  other  Iroops 
wailing  to  make  long  distance  phone 
tails  at  the  airport,  the  mission 
seemed  vague  and  confusing.  Vm 
Dorn.  26.  was  reading  a  paperback 
copy  of  Dante's  "The  Inferno."  while 
fellow  Chief  Warrant  Officer  Ron 
Menoher.  W.  played  an  tktironic 
game  of  golf  on  his  Nmuml-  Ciame 
Bov 

"We're  still  feeling  our  way 
through."  said  US.  Embassy 
spokesman  Stanley  Schrager 

American  military  police  removed 
scmiautotnalit  weapons,  mdchine 
guns,  tear-gas  grenades  and  rifles 
from  the  Admiral  Killick  Naval 
Station  in  Bizoton,  west  of  the  capi- 
tal, late  Saturday  The  navy  base  had 


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Index 

Close 

Change 

Dow  Jones  Industrial  Average 
Standard  &  Poor's  500 
Nasdaq  Composite  Index 
AMSE  Index 

2843.19 
462.64 
764.29 
458.81 

-11.44 
+0.45 
+4.95 
+2.34 

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Market  Reports 


Slocks  lose  steam  due 
to  computerized  trading 

•  NEW  YORK  (AP)  —  Stocks 
ended  mixed  Friday,  losing  some 
strength  late  in  the  trading  session 
as  computerized  selling  strategies- 
pushed  the  Dow  Jones  industrial 
average  into  negative  territory. 

The  average  of  30  big-name 
stocks  closed  at  3,843.19, 
down  n  .44. 

The  blue  chip  average  was  up 
as  much  as  20  points  in  the  after- 
noon, boosted  by  the  second 
consecutive  day  of  upbeat  eco- 
nomicnews  and  encouraged  by  a 
firming  lx)nd  market. 

The  30-year  bond  sank  early  in 
the  day  but  turned  around.  It 
closed  up  5-16  to  yield  7.81  per- 
cent. 

Stock  prices  were  also  driven 
higher  early  in  the  session  as 
investors  bought  some  star  per- 
formers to  add  to  their  portfolios- 
before  the  end  of  the  quarter. 

Portfolio  managers  "need  to 
look  good  for  the  quarter"  in  their 
reports  to  investors,  said  Trude 
Latimer,  a  stockbroker  atFerguson 
Andrews  in  Charlottesville,  Va. 

Broad-market  indexes  outper- 
formed the  Dow  average  and 
ended  theday  higher. 

The  NYSE  composite  index  rose 
0.37  to  255.52.  The  Standard  d 
Poor's  500-stock  index  rose  0.45 
to  462.69.  The  Nasdaq  compos- 
iteindex  rose  4.95  to  764.29.  At 
the  American  Stock  Exchange, 
themarket  value  index  rose  2.34 
to  458.81 . 

Despite  the  last-minute  selloff 
in  the  Dow,  advancing  issues  out- 
numbered decliners  by  about  3  to 
2  on  the  New  York  Stock 
Exchange.  Big  Board  volume 
totaled  a  moderate  291.94  mil- 
lion shares,  down  from  302.13 
million  on  Thursday. 

Dollar  surges  after 

1 1th  hour  trade  agreement 

•NEW  YORK  (AP)  —  The  dollar 
surged  against  the  yen  Friday  on 
areport  of  an  1 1th- hour,  a^ee* 
ment  in  one  area  of  the  uVS.r 
japantrade  dispute,  but  retreated 
from  its  highs  after  officials  denie- 


Compiled  by  Andrew  Ferguson 


da  pact  had  been  reached. 

The  dollar  still  finished  with 
modest  gains  vs.  the  yen  and  key 
European  currencies.  Analysts  said 
heavy  dollar  buying  indicatedthat 
dealers  who  bid  the  currency 
lower  as  the  trade  talks  bogged- 
down  in  recent  weeks  are  worried 
they'll  be  caught  short  in 
theevent  of  a  broader-than- 
expected  agreement. 

Washington  set  a  Friday  mid- 
night deadline  for  agreements  to 
broaden  the  U.S.  presence  in  sev- 
eral Japanese  markets  and  cut  the 
American  trade  deficit,  threaten- 
ing sanctions  if  deals  aren't 
reached.  Announcements  are 
expected  on  Saturday. 

Agriculture  Dept.  report 
sends  wheat  prices  soaring 

•CHICAGO  (AP)  —  Wheat 
futures  prices  climbed  atwve  S4  a 
bushel  for  the  first  time  in  18 
months  Friday  after  the 
Agriculture  Department  reported 
a  lower  U.S.  wheat  stockpile  than 
traders  expected. 

So/t>ean  futures  neared  a  two- 
year  low  on  news  of  higher-than- 
expected  stocks.  Corn  futures 
edged  higher. 

The  USDA  report,  released 
shortly  before  the  markets 
opened,  showed  2.06  billion 
bushels  of  wheat  on  hand  in  the 
United  States  as  of  Sept.  1  com- 
pared with  trade  estimates  aver- 
aging 2.22  billion. 

"Evidently,  a  lot  of  people  were 
using  wheat  to  feed  livestock  in 
June  and  July  before  prices  really 
ran,"  said  Joel  Karlin,  research 
analyst  with  Kemper  Securities 
Inc.  in  Chicago. 

Wheat  had  risen  steadily  since 
early  )uly  before  setting  back  earli- 
er this  week  after  failing  to  crack 
the  $4  barrier. 

"A  wave  of  emotion  hit  the  pit 
and  got  everybody  excited,"  said 
)oe  Victor,  marketing  director  for 
Allendale  Inc.,  a  commodities  bro- 
kerage house  in  Crystal  Lake,  III.  "I 
wouldn't  be  surprised  if  on 
Mond«r  mo^ir^jbey  lopk  back 
over  tneir  shoulders  and  say 
maybe  they  overreacted  a  little  ' 
bit" 


Monday,  Oct.  3 

Meeting  —  Siudcnis  interested  in 
lelevisiun  production  ui  Union  Video 
Center.  UVC  office  near  the  Hatch  in 
the  Student  Union,  UMass,  6  p.m. 

Blood  Drive  —  Donate  blood, 
Campus  Center.  UMass,  10:30  a.m. 
to  4:30  p.m. 

Tuesday,  Oct.  4 

Meeting  —  Information  social, 
Lesbian,  Bisexual  and  Gay  Alliance. 
Campus  Center  room  803,  UMass. 
Free.  7  p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Writing  Test  —  mandatory  for  all 
new  first-year  students.  Bartlett  Hall 
room  61.  7  p.m. 

Music  —  Faculty  Recital,  David 
Spomy  and  Nadine  Shank,  Bexanson 
Recital  Hall,  UMass.  8  p.m. 

Wednesday,  Oct.  S 

Speaker    —    Judith    LeBlanc, 


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Native  American  activist.  Student 
Union  Ballroom.  UMass.  Free.  7 
p.m. 

Meeting  —  Student  Government 
Association  meeting.  Commonwealth 
room  at  the  Campus  Center.  UMass. 
Free,  7  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Advances  in  Nursing 
Scholarship  Colloquia,  Health  Care 
Reform:  Effect  on  Nurses,  Suzanne 
Gordon  will  be  speaking,  Morrill  1 , 
UMass,  4  p.m.  to  6  p.m. 

Speaker  —  Felice  Ycskel,  "Making 
Schools  Safe  for  Gay,  Lesbian  & 
Bisexual  Youth",  Campus  Center 
room  917,  UMass. 

Writing  Test  —  Mandatory  for  all 
new  first-year  students,  Bartlett  Hall 
room  61.7  p.m. 

Meeting  —  South  Asian  Club, 
leam  abut  the  different  events  going 
on  througout  the  semester.  Campus 
Center  room  905,  7  p.m. 


Thursday.  Oct.  6 

Give  Blood  —  Blood  drive  at  the 
Campus  Center  Basement.  UMass. 
10:50  p.m.  to4:30p.m 

Film  —  Vampyr.  Herter  Hail  room 
227.  UMass.  Free.  7:50  p.m. 

Visual  Art  —  Closing  Reception. 
France  94,  Herter  Gallery,  UMass.  5 
p.m.  to  7  p.m. 

Other  Acliviiies  and  Upcoming 
Events 

Volunteers  Seeded  ■  Campus  Pond 
Cleanup  at  UMass,  Sept.  27  and  28. 
from  3  p.m.  to  6  p.m.  T-shirts  and 
refreshments  will  be  provided.  Call: 
545-2317. 

Community  Service  ■  The 
Companion  Program  is  looking  for 
volunteers.  Call  253-2591. 

Internships  -  MASSPIRG  is  offer- 
ing internships  for  the  fall  semi.»ster. 
Earn  course  credits.  Information: 


423B    Student     Union    or    call 
545-0199. 

Earn  credits  -  The  Peer  Education 
Program  on  Sexual  Harassment  is 
recruiting  30  undergraduate  men  and 
women  for  its  one-credit  training  ses- 
sion this  semester.  Information- 
Mike.  546-0365. 

The  Homework  Club  —  Volunteers 
needed  to  help  in  afterschool  pro- 
gram to  help  children  from 
non-English  speaking  family  do  their 
homework.  Information:  Scott  Heao 
or  Seng.  255-06%.  '        ^ 

Want  to  be  a  teacher?  _ 
Students  interested  in  becoming 
teacher  (grages  5-12)  are  invited  to 
visit  the  STEP  Advising  office 
Room  125  B  Furcolo  Hall  in  the 
School  of  Education,  applications 
for  spring  acceptance  are  available 
at  the  office.  Information 
545-4397. 


Survival  Center  fundraiser  fails  to  fulfill  expectations 


By  Matthew  Poltinger 

Collegion  Correspondent 


Fundraising  at  the  University  of  Massachusetts 
did  not  yield  the  money  the  Amherst  Survival 
Center  was  hoping  for  because  of  virtually  no  com- 
munity participation. 

The  fundraiser  last  Wednesday  at  the  University 
of  Massachusetts  Student  Union  Ballroom  was 
needed  to  raise  money  for  what  organizers  expect 
will  be  a  "tough  winter." 

The  fundraiser  was  originally  planned  to  have 
run  four  hours,  but  was  cut  short  two  hours 
because  of  lack  of  participation. 

While  no  goal  was  set  for  the  fund  raiser,  orga- 
nizers said  only  about  $10  was  raised.  Less  than 
five  people  attended  the  fundraiser. 


"I  think  it  had  a  lot  to  do  with  the  rain  and 
advertisement."  said  freshman  lenn  Willard.  who 
volunteered  for  the  event. 

The  Amherst  Survival  Center  is  a  food  pantry  for 
poor  people  in  Amherst  and  the  surrounding  area. 

The  center,  whose  services  include  free  daily 
lunches,  free  clothing,  an  opien  food  pantry  and 
weekly  visits  by  a  nurse,  .serves  between  60  and 
100  people  per  day. 

Greg  Haase,  a  UMass  senior  who  started  work- 
ing at  the  Survival  Center  about  a  month  ago.  orga- 
nized the  volunteer  work  for  the  fundraiser. 

"It's  really  too  bad  |no  one  showed  up).  We 
didn't  put  up  posters  or  advertisements,"  he  said. 

Edwina  Eskew,  the  center's  volunteer  coordina- 
tor hoped  that  enough  money  would  be  raised  at 
the  event  to  contend  with  a  recent  40  percent 


increase  in  the  number  of  people  using  the  center. 

"We're  at  rock  bottom.  That  40  percent  was  the 
killer  for  us,"  Eskew  said. 

"The  food  pantry  is  low,"  said  Michael  Haynes, 
President  of  the  Board  of  Directors  for  the  center! 
"If  the  kids  have  any  stuff  in  their  dorms  they  want 
to  donate  it's  always  appreciated."  he  said. 

Haynes  is  discussing  with  Chancellor  David  K. 
Scott  the  possibility  of  putting  some  food  donation 
barrels  on  the  Campus  Center  Concourse. 

"We  want  to  put  a  box  out  two  days  a  week  and 
then  people  can  throw  in  any  Spaghetti-O's  they 
don't  want."  Haynes  said. 

The  Amherst  Survival  Center  is  located  at  1200 
North  Pleasant  St.  in  North  Amherst. 

Donations  of  food,  clothing,  money  and  time  are 
accepted. 


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City:  There's  No  Place  Like 

Mardi  Gras  float. 

"I  think  the  spirit  is  peaking 
at  UMass,"  said  1993  alumni 
student  Ann  O.  Balliro. 

Balliro  who  was  one  of  the 
three  alumni  judges,  said  there 
were  four  additional  floats  in 
this  year's  parade. 

"If  you  attend  any  UMass 
event.  I  find  if  I  look  around, 
there  are  a  lot  more  people," 
said  Balliro. 

Foo  said  he  saw  a  large 
increase  in  the  number  of  stu- 
dents and  alumni  involved  in 
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University  of  Massachusetts  senior  David  Fontaine  speaks  to 
Professor  Albey  Reiner's  Biology  of  Cancer  and  Aids  class  on  Friday. 
Fontaine,  who  is  in  remission  from  non-  Hodgkin's  Lymphoma, 
spoke  as  part  of  his  volunteer  work  for  the  Jimmy  Fund. 


Chabad  House  lends 
insight  into  Judaism 


By  Henry  Brier 

Collegian  Staff 


Shmuel  Arnold,  a  Jewish  and 
American  history  major  at 
Hampshire  College  in  Amherst,  was 
looking  for  living  quarters  which 
would  conveniently  accommodate  his 
lifestyle. 

"I  am  a  lew.  and  I  follow  lewish 
law.'  said  the  fifth  year  student, 
whose  concentration  is  the  assimila- 
tion of  American  lews. 

Arnold  had  since  found  Chabad 
House,  located  at  JO  North  Hadley 
Road,  where  he  currently  resides.  Of 
six  available  rooms,  five  are  full. 

The  religious  leader  of  the  Chabad 
Coalition,  a  Registered  Student 
Organization  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts,  is  Rabbi  Chaim 
Adelman.  who  was  recently  awarded 
chaplaincy  by  the  University.  Hillel 
House  had  previously  been  the  only 
religiously  recognized  lewish  organi- 
zation by  the  administration. 

As  a  chaplain.  Rabbi  Adelman 
works  with  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  administration  to  help 
make  informed  decisions  and  to  iron 
out  problems  which  may  come  up. 

Chabad  House  is  open  to  all  lews, 
regardless  of  previous  affiliation  and 
background,  said  Adelman. 

"Our  goal  is  to  help  lews  become 
more  observant  and  more  familiar 
with  the  basic  tenets  of  the  lewish 
faith,"  said  Adelman. 


Chabad  also  offers  different  pro- 
grams, he  added,  which  include  the 
observation  of  major  and  minor 
lewish  Holidays. 

Every  Sabbath,  Friday  through 
Saturday  nights,  services  are  held  in 
the  shtiebel.  which  is  a  one-room 
synagogue,  and  also  complementary 
meals  are  served,  although  a  contri- 
bution is  suggested.  In  the  event  that 
the  attendant  prefers  not  to  drive, 
Chabad  has  the  capability  and  is  will- 
ing to  put  him  or  her  up. 

The  synagogue,  located  in  the  base- 
ment of  the  house,  has  a  separation  in 
the  middle,  so  that  men  and  women 
can  pray  on  either  side. 

"This  is  no  means  to  degrade  one 
sex  over  the  other,"  said  Adelman. 
"There's  a  place  for  socializing,  and 
it's  not  the  synagogue.  We're  here  to 
personally  connect  with  Ckxi.' 

The  main  influence  of  the  Chabad 
movement  broached  by  Adelman  was 
the  late  Menachem  Mendel 
Schneerson,  who.  since  1950.  had 
assumed  leadership  and  spearheaded 
the  operation.  Altliough  he  has  since 
died,  his  inspiration  continues  in  the 
form  of  answers,  directives,  explana- 
tions and  novelties,  said  Adelman. 

"People  should  not  have  miscon- 
ceptions," said  Adelman.  "We're  not 
old-fashioned,  we're  not  outdated, 
and  we're  not  out  of  touch.  We  can 
be  approached.  We  are  in  touch  with 
what's  going  on.  Misconceptions  are 
a  barrier." 


Countries  get  hand 

UMass  student  helping  out  in  Nepal 


By  Earl  T.  Martin 

Collegion  Correspondent 


A  University  of  Massachusetts 
graduate  student  is  breaking  out 
of  the  standard  educational  mold 
often  surrounding  grade-con- 
scious business  students. 

lulia  Kreisinger.  an  Masters  of 
Business  Administration  student, 
will  take  part  in  this  year's  Free 
Market  Development  AdvLsor's 
Program.  Kreisinger,  who  has 
already  spent  over  a  year  in  japan, 
is  now  in  Katmandu,  Nepal  to 
provide  technical  assistance  for  a 
franchise  bakery  called  "Hot 
Breads." 

FMDAP  is  a  U.S.  Agency  for 
International  Development 
(USAID)  sponsored  program. 
According  to  Program 
Coordinator  An  Trotter,  the 
FMDAP  selectively  sends  gradu- 
ate students  pursuing  their  MBA 
from  colleges  and  universities 
around  the  country  to  assist  com- 
panies in  poor  nations. 

The  program  was  started  in 
1992  with  a  two-fold  mission, 
said  Trotter.  Initially,  the  purpose 
was  to  increase  the  managerial 
competency  of  the  people  in  these 
emerging  markets. 

An  additional  goal  was  to  even- 
tually expand  the  number  of  U.S. 
executives  who  understand  the 
business  issues  and  economic 
structure  of  these  countries. 

FMDAP.  administered  by  the 
Institute      of      International 


Education,  implements  the 
USAID  policies  by  first  sending 
each  student  to  a  small  indige- 
nous company  in  their  respective 
project  nation. 

This  year,  the  12  MBA  students 
participating  in  the  program  will 
be  traveling  primarily  to  places  in 
Africa,  according  to  Trotter. 
Students  represent  schools  from  all 
over  the  country,  including  the 
University  of  Connecticut  and 
Chicago  as  well  as  Yale  University. 
The  students  then  teach  and 
administer  business  concepts  such 
as  marketing,  expansion  and  the 
use  of  modem  financial  controls. 

After  the  student  has  spent  a 
year  grappling  with  the  company's 
problems  and  development,  they 
are  required  to  write  a  case  study 
about  their  first-hand  experience 
and  then  share  this  information 
with  the  business  community  at 
an  annual  convention. 

The  program  is  already  a  suc- 
cess, according  to  Trotter.  She 
discussed  another  participant, 
Robert  Carter,  a  graduate  student 
of  the  University  of  Houston  as  an 
example  of  the  program's  success. 

Carter  helped  to  establish  the 
first  finance  company  in  Nepal  by 
assisting  the  business  in  automat- 
ing its  financial  control  system 
and  by  offering  initial  stock. 

Because  Kreisinger  just  arrived 
early  in  September  there  has  been 
no  official  report  on  her  status. 
She  will  retum  to  UMass  next  fall 
to  finish  her  master's  degree. 


Provost 


continued  from  page  1 

her  sabbatical  in  Ireland  and  decided 
to  go  back  during  the  summer  and 
continue  work  on  her  research  there, 
she  said. 

In  order  to  qualify  for  the  position 
she  had  to  write  a  five  page  essay  on 
her  thoughts  about  the  campus.  Once 
she  was  notified  that  she  had  made  it 
through  the  preliminary  selection 
process,  she  flew  back  to  the  states 
and  went  for  the  interview,  she  said. 
I  .^ICKancellor  David  K.  Scott  was 
I    given  recommendations  of  who  to 


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Crosson  was  already  accustomed 
to  the  system  and  many  of  the  people 
involved  because  of  her  previous 
positions.  Following  her  position  as 
deputy  provost.  Crosson  had 
returned  to  her  initial  faculty  position 
in  the  education  department,  and 
eventually  became  the  department 
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Monday,  October  3,  1994  /  Page  5 


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"Ugh!  Ugh!  Go  down!" 
Clearly  he  was  upset.  He  didn't  know  yet 
about  IT  and  just  what  IT  did,  whene\er  IT 
wanted  to.  But  the  rest  of  us  knew.  So  my 
father  left  the  table  with  him,  you  know,  to 
have  one  of  those  infamous  talks. 
Suddenly  I  realized  there  was  a  smile  on  my  face  —  an 
enormv'us  one.  \ot  only  had  he  made  a  complete  fool  out 
cf  mmself  in  front  of  the  entire  table,  but  he  had  helped 
me  forget  the  not-so-Norman-Rockwell-Jike  dinner  and 
:is  panjcipants.  Bucky  had  come  through  for  his  big  sister 
without  even  knowing  it. 

It's  that  kind  of  stupid  stuff  that  makes  life  a  little  bit 
.isier  to  handle.  .Absurd  things  are  funny  and  I  needed 
-.at  \Ttd  over  the  years  I've  come  to  see  just  how  much  I 
needed  him.  To  make  me  a  little  less  serious.  To  make  me 
remember  that  laughter  really  is  the  best  medicine.  I  real- 
ized that  little  brother*  are  good  for  something  other  than 
punching  bags. 

>*t  that  !  regre*  body-slamming  him  into  the  car  when 
iewere  v«a!i*.!nf  in  Niagara  Falls  when  Bucky  made 
•he  ?ni«ake  of  spitting  or  me.  or  cutting  little  holes  in  his 
sa:ks  so  his  big  toe  would  always  poke  through  when  he 
baby-  powdered  my  room.  But  I  have  a  new  respect  for 
him.  He  makes  me  laugh,  he  helps  me  through  the  hard 
times,  and  best  of  all.  he  has  a  lot  of  character.  He\.  I 
wonder  how  he  got  so  much  of  that"* 
Christimi  Lti^ert  u  a  CoUeguin  staff  member 


Letters  to  t#ie  Editor 


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LaheTMry  Library 

GSS  chooses 
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Tc  the  editor 

On  behalf  of  the  Executive 
Commrnee  of  the  Graduate  Student 
Senate.  I  would  like  to  inform  the 
gradoatc  Mudert  ;cmmunitv  that 
Mia  kteMn  resigned  from  her  poa- 
lioB  a»  »ice-pre»ident  of  the  GSS 
effective  September  26.  1994. 

Foflowing  proccdam  outlined  in 
the  constitution  and  by-  laws  of  the 
GSS  the  Seriate,  ai  its  first  r«gular1> 
*£i»cA«Jed  meeting  on  September  2'', 
199*.  Mnanimou»ly  elected  lulia 
Mahoney  to  serve  as  the  vice-presi- 
deoi  prctem  She  will  jer^e  in  that 
capacity  for  the  remainder  of  the 
tenn 

"«  vou  will  recall,  lulia  Mahoney 
•*»**•        '  ;  GSS  vice-  president  last 
•**r.  and  has  continued  to  work 
sely  with  the  Senate  on  many 
.  aduate  Wudent  concerns,  indudmp 
~f  Graduate  >^  omen's  Network  Her 
t\pen«nc«  and  ccmntitment  will  p»\v 
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work  c<  the  GSS 
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Sports  rivalry  could 
be  great 

To  the  editor 

V^>v  IS  BC  h*.-kii^  dcmn" 
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r«i  lakim  aKm  a  liMa»  vn  lu 

basketball  nvaliv    C'llrgf  .Np.<'r> 
tl^aam  Ka*  ranked  out  -imiNu- 


university  #2  in  the  polls  for  preseason 
lead  by  Coach  k>hn  Calipari  For  years 
Coach  Cal  has  been  pushing  to  get  his 
team  back  in  the  Boston  circuit 

VK'iih  the  tens  of  thousands  of 
L'Mass  alumni  in  the  Boston  area  this 
would  create  one  of  the  fastest  and 
biggest  rivalries  on  a  local  level  in 
history  Recently  a  deal  was  in  the 
works  for  the  fir^t  college  basketball 
game  at  the  new  Shawmut  Center  to 
actually  include  L'Mass  and  Boston 
College  I  know  Coach  Cal  wanted  to 
do  it  but  the  deal  flew  away  as  fast  an 
eagle  soars. 

Obviously  Mr.  Gladchuk  and  other 
BC  'brats'  do  not  want  L'Mass  in 
their  territory'  at  any  cost  I'm  sure 
the  true  BC  spons  fan  wouW  not  shy 
away  from  such  competition  After 
Chet  lost  his  football  and  hockey 
coaches  in  embarrassing  fashion.  I'm 
sure  he  doesn't  want  to  be  embar- 
rassed again,  especially  by  L'Mass  — 
a  public  university'  Remember  Mr. 
Gladchuk.  'you  can't  score  if  you 
don't  shoot  the  hall  *  Lets  ncn  waste 
this  opportunity 

Mark  S.  >etman 
South  Boston 

lufonuatiou 
incorrect  in  article 

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Arts  &  Living 


Show 


By  Jonlupo 

Collegian  Staff 


QUIZ  SHOW 

Directed  by  Robert  redford 

with  john  turturro,  r06  morrow, 

Ralph  Fiennes  and  Paul  Scof  ieid 

There's  an  old  line  that  says  the  bigger  the  lie.  the  more 
people  will  believe.  Today,  it  seems  a  fact  of  life.  With  cyn- 
icism atjd  distrust  running  rampant,  it's  easier  for  people 
to  accept  deception  as  the  rule  rather  than  the  exception. 

But  back  in  1958,  America  was,  to  say  the  least,  a  very 
different  country.  Trust  was  a  given,  and  television  was  king 
(seeing  is  believing,  right?).  So  when  it  was  revealed  that 
one  of  it's  most  popular  programs,  the  game  show  "Twenty- 
One"  was  guilty  of  giving  its  contestants  the  answers  to  the 
questions  before  the  show,  America  was  shaken. 

Director  Robert  Redford  recreates  this  pivotal  period  in 
Americana  as  a  kind  of  an  end  to  the  post-World  War  II 
innocence;  a  fable  of  pop-cultural  history  Drawing  from 
a  sterling  cast.  Redford  has  made  the  first  must-see  movie 
of  the  fall  season.  And  even  if  Redford  holds  back  —  the 
film  ends  up  being  a  bit  too  reverent  —  Quiz  Show  still 
reveals  itself  as  a  handsome,  thoughtful  piece  of  filmmak- 
ing. 

In  1958,  "Twenty-One"  was  America's  favorite  game 
show,  a  ratings  powerhouse  that  had  America  glued  to  its 
collective  sets  whenever  it  aired.  The  hero  of  the  moment 
was  Herbert  Stempel  ()ohn  Turturro).  a  working  class 
egghead  from  Queens.  Once  the  wimpy  nerd,  Stempel's 
know-it-all  brain  transformed  him  into  the  toast  of  the 
neighborhood  —  and  the  country. 

NBC  and  Geritol,  the  show's  network  and  sponsor, 
were  also  pleased;  as  Stempel's  winnings  rose,  so  did  the 
ratings.  However,  when  the  points  began  to  plateau, 
"Twenty-One"  producers  Dick  Enrighl  (David  Paymer) 
and  Albert  Freedman  (Hank  Azaria)  needed  a  new  hero. 

That  hero's  name  was  Charles  Van  Doren  (Ralph 
Fiennes),  a  popular  Columbia  professor  who  is  also  part 
of  one  of  America's  foremost  intellectual  families  (his 
father,  Mark,  is  a  Pulitzer  Prize-winning  poet;  his  mother, 
Dorothy,  a  magazine  editor  and  novelist).  Doren  is  the 
exact  opposite  of  Stempel:  suave,  good-looking. ..and  not 
lewish.  Enright  and  Freedman  know  he's  the  one.  After 
tricking  Stempel  into  throwing  the  match.  Van  Doren 
assumes  his  place. 

Enter  Congressional  investigator  Richard  Goodwin 
(Rob  Morrow),  who  probes  allegations  by  a  ruined 
Stempel  that  the  quiz  game  is  a  fraud.  Stempel  claims  that 
if  he  received  the  answers  then  so  did  Van  Doren.  The  gig 
is  up  —  and  the  cover-up  has  begun. 

From  the  stunner  of  an  opening  scene,  Redford  has  cap- 
tured the  era  with  a  inner  glow  that  not  only  nostalgicizes 
but  mesmerizes.  It  was  a  time  of  promise,  to  be  sure,  but 
Redford  doesn't  fall  into  the  trap  of  over-  emphasizing 
the  wide-eyed  innocence.  That's  what  makes  the 
"Twenty-One"  deception  so  hard  to  believe  and  so  plausi- 
ble at  the  same  time. 

However,  the  best  moments  of  Quiz  Show  aren't  on  the 


COUtnSV  lAMV  IMICHill 


Ralph  Fiennes,  Christopher  McDonald,  and  John  Turturro  star  in  Quiz  Show. 


TV  program  stage  or  during  the  investigation,  but  in  the 
complicated  relationships  between  the  characters.  While 
the  bonds  between  Goodwin  and  Van  Doren  and  Stempel 
and  his  wife  are  intriguingly  played  out,  the  central  con- 
flict here  is  between  the  two  generations  of  the  Van  Doren 
family. 

It's  in  these  subtle,  electric  sceiKS  that  Oui'z  Show  finds 
its  soul.  The  film's  best  moments  happen  between  them:  a 
late-  night  snack  that  proves  quietly  revelatory  or  Charles' 
confession  of  his  wrongdoing  in  his  father's  lecture  hall. 
And  as  portrayed  by  Scofield  and  Fiennes,  it  becomes 
more  than  the  meeting  of  two  superb  actors,  it's  a  power- 
ful, moving  feat  of  characterization.  In  these  handful  of 
scenes,  the  film  achieves  its  richest  heights.  (The  emphasis 


on  Mark  and  ChaHes  is  also  telling  of  Redford's  career  as 
both  Ordinary  People  and  A  River  Runs  Through  It  are 
essentially  father  and  son  tales.) 

Quiz  Show  is  ostensibly  about  the  decay  of  America's 
ethics,  or  in  Oliver  Stone-like  shorthand,  how  the  media 
became  bad,  very  bad.  Redford  doesn't  simplify  the  situa- 
tion, if  anything,  he's  too  restrained.  As  the  conspiracy 
begins  to  unfold,  Redford  plays  his  hand  way  loo  quickly. 
Hie  film  could'vc  used  at  least  another  half  hour  —  not  to 
fill  out  the  blanks  necessarily,  but  to  Hesh  them  out.  In  the 
end.  Morrow's  Goodwin  remains  a  cipher,  the  NBC  and 
Geritol  heads  (one  of  whom  is  playfully  acted  by  Martin 
Scorsese)  end  up  colorless  villains. 

If  some  of  the  supporting  characters  arc  a  bit  under- 


played, it's  not  for  lack  of  lryint(.  Morrow,  saddled  with 
the  impiossible  task  of  trying  to  make  a  Bah-ston  accent 
plausible,  the  "Northern  Exposure"  star  tries  his  hardest 
to  carve  a  persona  out  of  an  underwritten  role.  |ohn 
Turturro  does  his  best  work  as  the  disgraced  Stempel;  his 
scenes  have  a  maniac  intensity  only  matched  by  Scofield 
and  Fiennes.  For  what  it's  worth  (not  much),  all  three 
deserve  Oscar  consideration. 

In  the  days  of  big  budget  explosions  and  graphic  sex,  a 
movie  about  a  'Sb-ycar-old  game  show  scandal  may  not 
seem  like  the  makings  uf  a  blockbuster.  Yet  Quiz  Show, 
despite  minor  Haws,  deliviTs  a  blockbuster  of  illusive  pro- 
portions. It's  a  talc  of  good  and  evil,  guilt  and  inno- 
cence...and  the  America  caught  in  the  middle.  B-f 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Liz  Phair  delivers  with  latest  release 


WHIP-SMART 

hi  Phair 

MATADOi/ATLANVC  RECORDS 

RuLk  (.mlJi^s  >c\  OiRvn.  Girl  Next  Door,  l.iz  Phair 
wciii-.  Mi.iin  ililkrcni  I.ki.-^  l-ach  one  as  intriguing  and 
niislcadinf;  as  the  ncM.  but  all  adding  lo  the  myth  ihal 
Phair  has  managed  lo  cleverly  create  in  a  remarkahly 
short  period  of  linic. 

W  hen  she  quietly  slipped  into  the  music  scene  last  year 
\uih  her  debut  l.xile  In  Guyiille.  she  might  as  well  have 
hccii  iuM  another  lonely  girl  with  a  notebook  full  of  verse 
.ind  a  guitar.  But  Phair  is  no  fool.  She  knows,  as  well  as 
Madonna,  that  a  little  controversy  goes  a  long  way.  By 
elating  that  her  album  was  a  song  by  song  answer  to  Mick 
and  the  bi>\s  sexual  male  swagger,  and  then  tossing  in  a 
hefty  handful  of  four  letter  words  for  good  measure,  it 
wasn't  lung  until  she  had  the  gossip-hungry  media  eating 
out  of  the  palm  of  her  hand. 

Suddenly  before  the  little  indie-boys  next  door  could 
try  to  spot  the  irony,  Phair  was  claiming  underground 
credibility,  while  at  the  same  time  striking  some  sultry 
poses  for  even  magazine  imaginable.  Luckily  for  her  she 
can  have  her  cake  and  eat  it  loo.  since  she  just  happens  to 
be  a  tunesmith  of  top  caliber. 

With  Whip-Smart  Phair  has  avoid- 
ed any  sort  of  sophomore  slump,  and 
happily  stomped  down  on  the  fingers 
of  those  who  pointed  her  out  to  be 
just  another  one  album  wonder. 
Whii^Smari  is  nothing  less  than  bril- 
liant, delivering  on  the  promise  that 
Exile  In  Guyville  hinted  at.  and  then 
going  a  bit  further.  There  isn't  a  dud 
presented  amongst  the  fourteen 
tracks  presented  here.  From  the  deli- 
cate musings  of  "Shane."  to  the 
reved-up  power  pop  of  "Supernova."  Phair  has  managed 
to  create  a  body  of  songs  that  are  all  good  enough  to 
stand  on  their  own,  but  at  the  same  time  work  as  a  col- 
lective whole. 

Unlike  Guyville  which  had  a  tendency  to  sometimes 
float  away  into  light  folky  territory,  the  songs  on 
Whip-Smart  are  much  more  straight  forward,  unashamed 
to  revel  in  their  traditional  rock  structures  anc  often  com- 
plimenting Phair's  sometimes  dead-pan  voice. 

While  many  other  acts  are  good  at  drawing  attention 
themselves,  Phair  can  play  the  media  game  but  at  the 
same  time  delivers  the  goods.  A  (Matt  Audette) 

DEFINITELY  MAYBE 

Oasis 

SONY/CREAnON 

When  I  left  England  a  couple  of  weeks  ago  Oasis  were  the 
latest  hype  puinped  heroes  of  the  notoriously  fickle  and 
self-  important  British  press.  By  now  they  might  well  have 
been  consigned  to  the  faddish  wilderness  of  arrogant  young 
darlings  who  pout  for  too  many  magazine  covers  (see  Happy 
Mondays.  EMF.  Huggy  Bear).  But  who  cares  if  Oasis  can 
conquer  the  Promised  Land  of  Corporate  Grunge? 

The  (contrived)  cover  of  this  album  might  anticipate 
Oasis"  US  fate.  A  strategically  placed  photo  of  the  leg- 
endary "soccer"  star  George  Best  would  in  Britain  be  a 
metaphor  for  the  mercurial  genius  lo  which  Oasis  aspire; 
in  the  US.  all  it  will  conjure  up  will  be  bemused  baffie- 
ment.  for  how  many  natives  will  know  who  he  is?  Oasis' 
Englishness  may  like  (proper)  football  become  a  world- 
wide success  except  in  the  USA. 

But  what  of  the  songs?  This  is  not  the  bitter  limeyness 
o(  Suede  ur  Blur  that  Pearl  jam  fans  would  profess  to 
loathe.  As  with  n«>arfy  all  the  bands  on  the  t^ltra-hip 
pritish  Creatiiw  lab*?!.  OWivrrfrt.'  iWrv derivative  and  retro- 
spective Opehfef-Tloek'T*!'  1^011  Star"  is  an  Innocent 
slarstruck  self-<!onfi(««n»*il»(y«}n'rtie'Byrd's  mo»t"t<rWK.*al 
"So  You  Wanna  Be  A  Rock  N'  Roll  Star"  "Cigarettes  and 
Alcohol"  with  joyous  swagger  rips  off  T-Rex.  while  on 
"Digsy's  Dinner"  you  could  swear  that  Liam  Gallagher  is 
a  pseudonym  for  Ian  Brown,  and  this  was  the  return  of 


COUmtSY  STlPHtN  Al>lCflLA-HIICHCOC« 

Liz  Phair 
the  Stone  Roses  after  their  five-year  hiatus. 

So.  I'm  not  saying  believe  the  hype,  but  there  are  better 
British  bands  than  Lush.  Generation  Xers  might  even 
wonder  why  they  go  sec  relic  bands  such  as  "The  Dead" 
or  "The  Floyd"  (the  most  evil  British  export  since  taxed 
tea)  when  there  are  some  exciting  new 
bands  around  not  conforming  to  the 
slacker  (lack  of)  ethic.  At  the  very 
least.  Oasis  do  a  better  karoke  version 
of  the  Stones  (and  infinite  other 
bands)  than  the  group  themselves. 
Will  Oasis  and  this  LP  crack  the  US? 
Definitely  maybe.  B  (Martyn  Bone) 

STRANGER  THAN  FICTION 

Bad  Religion 
AUANTic  Records 

The  condemnation  of  long-time  punk  icons  Bad 
Religion  by  the  indie-rock  world  began  neaHy  a  full  year 
prior  to  the  release  of  their  Atlantic  debut.  The  first 
accusing  fingers  were  pointed  by  the  ardent  fans  of  inde- 
pendent music  who  seem  to  feel  that  nothing  worthwhile 
could  ever  come  out  of  a  major  label. 

The  band  did  little  to  ease  such  worries  in  the  coming 
months,  next  abandoning  the  familiar  environment  of 
their  own  Epitaph  recording  studios  and  then  handing 
over  production  control  to  "Nevermind"  engineer  Andy 
Wallace  (who  Kurt  Cobain  accused  of  making  that 
album  sound  "more  like  Motley  Crue  than  a  punk 
record"). 

Bad  omens  aside,  however,  it  is  the  music  itself  which  is 
the  only  true  measure  of  an  album's  worth,  the  ultimate 
test  of  a  band's  crtxlibility. 

Unfortunately.  Bad  Religion  fails. 

"Stranger  Than  Fiction"  presents  us  with  a  new.  candy- 
coated  Bad  Religion.  Long  gone  is  the  raw  fury  of  their 
eariier  albums.  In  its  place  we  find  not  the  clever  song- 
writing  and  engaging  vocals  of  "Recipe  For  Hate."  but 
instead  glitzy  guitars  and  an  overdose  of  harmonies  sweet 
enough  to  spoil  your  supper. 

Once  known  for  his  urgent,  rapid-fire  vocals,  frontman 
Greg  Graffin  has  adopted  a  more  leisurely,  sing-along 
style  which  can  be  easily  digested  by  the  average  MTV 
viewer. 

The  group's  overall  sound  has  undergone  a  similar 
transformation.  Songs  like  "Better  Off  Dead"  and 
"Slumber"  would  sound  right  at  home  on  a  mix  tape 
wedged  between  the  Lemonheads  and  Soul  A.sylum.  Even 
the  re-recording  of  their  psuedo-classic  "21st  Century 
Digital  Boy"  has  been  stripped  of  most  of  it's  original 
Intensity  for  the  sake  of  pop  accessibility. 

At  times,  the  production  is  so  glossy,  the  vocals  so  laid- 
l^ck,  and  the  guitars  so  unthreatenii^  that  it's  easy  to  for- 
get that  this  is  supposed  to  be  a  punk  album. 

Bad  Religion  have  become  an  unintentional  parody  of 
themselves.  The  very  qualities  which  defined  their  distinc- 
tive sound  have  been  distorted  to  the  point  of  caricature 
and  the  result  is  a  lethargic  album  which  is  bland  at  best. 
C-  (Matthew  lustin  Faerber) 


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thrills,  chills  and  a  whole  lot  of  livestock 


By  Jon  Uipo 

AAott  Audette 

and  Tara  MK  Connelly 

Collegian  Staff 


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On  Saturday.  Oct.  I.  the  Arts  and  Living  Staff 
(made  up  of  trusty  editor  |on  Lupo  and  crack  associate 
editors  Matt  Audette,  Tara  MK  Connelly  and  Mike 
MacLean)  decided  to  tackle  their  toughest  assignment 
yet  -  covering  the  Big  E.  We  realized  it  wasn't  any  ordi- 
nary assignment,  as  the  Big  E  isn't  any  ordinary  state 
fair.  So,  armed  with  our  press  passes  and  plenty  of 
spending  money,  we  ventured  where  no  Arts  and 
Living  Staff  had  gone 
before.. .West  Springfield. 

Here,  then,  is  a 

no-holds-barred  account  of  our 
Big  E  adventui^: 

ll:JO   a.m.    The   adventure 
begins. 

11:51  We  realize  we  don't  know 
how  to  get  there. 

11:45  We  find  directions  and 
begin  the  long  trek.  The  essentials: 
Lupo  drove.  Audette  navigated, 
and  MacLean  and  Connelly  rode 
behind.  It  was  one  of  those 
soul-searching  times  for  all  of  us. 
Conversation  ran  the  gamut  from 
nuclear  war,  environmental  con-  ■ 
servation  to  why  Audette  thought  ^N^BHHBHMi 
the  Kinks  were  better  than  the 
Beatles. 

12:J2  p.m.  We  arrive  in  West 
Springfield.  We  decide  to  have  lunch  at  McDonald's. 
Tara  spilled  her  soda.  Matt  told  us  how  to  make  fake 
IDs,  Ion  tells  this  disgusting  story  about  how  he  once 
went  to  McDonald's  and  this  woman  started  going  to 
the  bathroom  in  the  middle  of  the  restaurant.  We 
leave. 

1:00  Arrived  at  the  Big  E.  Spent  a  while  meandering 
through  craft  area.  Realized  how  many  useless  things 
were  being  sold.  Matt  vows  to  find  the  place  that  sells 
cheesy  concert  shirts.  Walked  by  reproduction  of  the 
Gilbert  House  built  in  the  1700s.  After  discovering  the 
real  thing  was  in  West  Brookfield.  Matt  attempted  to 
gain  free  admission  into  the  house  because  he  lives  in 
West  Brookfield.  He  even  showed  the  lady  his  license. 
Lady  in  dopey  Puritan  outfit  said  no. 

1:15  Dodged  marching  band  on  way  to  avenue  of 
various  buildings  housing  specialties  of  all  the  New 
England  states.  Since  it  had  just  begun  to  rain,  we 
decide  it's  time  to  get  inside. 

1:30  By  far.  Vermont  was  the  best  house.  Totally 
captivated  by  mechanical  dolls  singing  about  dairy 
farming,  we  were  up  to  our  asses  in  cheese  displays. 
The  Massachusetts  house  was  pretty  lame  -  with  the 
exception  of  a  lottery  booth  outside.  Matt  blew  $5  on 


even.  |on  and  Matt  lost  Tara  in  the  throng  of  people 
trying  to  get  free  food.  Jon  and  Matt  were  mesmerized 
by  the  giant  tank  of  tobacco  spit  on  display. 

1:40  Tara  met  Mike  outside  and  went  to  the  Rhode 
Island  house.  Very  posh.  Mike  commented  on  how 
they  ignored  to  represent  the  more  poverty-stricken 
areas,  although  who  wanted  to  pay  eight  bucks  to  see 
the  sleazy  part  of  Rhode  Island.  Tara  bought  a  great 
stuffed  clam.  They  couldn't  see  all  of  house  because  a 
big  line  had  formed  at  the  Dell's  Lemonade  stand. 
Mike  was  upset.  He  loved  Dell's  lemonade. 

2:00  Finally  met  up  with  |on  and  Matt.  Proceeded  to 
arcade  to  gel  out  of  the  freezing  downpour.  Played  Star 
Trek  pin  ball  for  45  minutes. 
HMMHMMB^^  Tara  got  highest  score  with 
300,000,00.  Jon  got  an  analysis 
on  his  sexual  prowess  for  fifty 
cents  (according  to  the  print-out, 
Jon  is  a  wild  sexual  animal),  jon 
starts  pointing  this  out  to  anyone 
who  will  listen.  He  gets  an  offer 
from  the  hairy  woman  who  runs 
the  camel  rides. 

2:30  Decided  to  play  one  of 
those  rigged  midway  games.  In 
this  particular  one,  you  had  to 
place  fifty  cents  on  a  color  and 
then  sec  if  a  plastic  ball  will  land 
on  the  color.  Matt  wins  a  big 
stuffed  wrinkled  dog.  We 
nick-name  him  "sassy."  People 
start  looking  at  us  funny,  I  mean 
haven't  they  ever  seen  wet  college 
students  frolicking  in  the  clam 
chowder  tent  with  a  stuffed  dog  named  Sassy.  Jeesh. 

3:1 1  Itching  to  try  one  of  the  many  midway  rides,  we 
choose  to  try  our  luck  on  the  Haunted  Ghost  Ride. 
Plucking  down  2  bucks  each  (!!)  we  are  strapped  into 
rickety  carts  and  dragged  through  a  dark  tunnel  with 
paper  mache  monsters  taped  to  the  wall.  The  scariest 
thing  about  the  ride  was  fearing  we'd  get  throsvn  off 
the  track  and  fall  down  the  four  perilous  inches  to  the 
ground. 

3:57  We  decide  to  head  to  the  livestock  tent,  mainly 
because  Matt  is  feeling  a  bit  homesick.  After  perusing 
the  cows,  we  head  to  the  llamas,  where  we  learn  many 
interesting  facts:  llamas  are  mainly  a  show  animal  and, 
although  it  is  eaten  in  other  countries,  in  America,  eat- 
ing a  llama  is  like  eating  someone's  pet  dog.  We  leave. 
Sassy  is  quiet  for  the  rest  of  the  day. 

4:22  The  rain  is  getting  unbearable,  so  we  decide  to 
head  home.  It  was  a  long,  eventful  day.  As  we  ponder 
our  great  Big  E  adventure,  we  look  forward  to  next 
year,  to  another  Big  E.  We  all  fall  happily  asleep. 
Including  Jon. 

'Some  of  the  names,  places  and  events  were 
changed  to  protect  the  innocent  from  being  included  in 
this  article.  So  animals  were  hurt  during  the  writing  of 


two  scratch  tickets.  Tara  won  four  bucks  and  broke      this  article,  except,  of  course,  for  Ion's  ego. 


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Monday,  October  3, 1994 


Undefeated 
streak  snapped 

The  UMass  field  hockey  team 
dropped  their  first  gumt  in  the  Megan 
Donnelly  era  yesterday  with  a  2-0  loss 
to  Old  Dominion.  Story  page  8. 


Patriots  capture 
third  straight  win 


New  EngUnd  quarteriMck  Drew  Bledsoe  passed  for  JJ4 
yards  and  Matt  Bahr  hit  •  last-second  fieW  goal,  to  give  the 
Patriots  a  1 716  victory  over  the  Green  Bay  Packers  Storv 
page  9.  '  ' 


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Unbeaten 
and  still  No.  1 

No  1  Florida  beat  Mississippi  J8-U  to  remain  atop  the 
college  football  polls  despite  a  poor  performance  by  their 
Heisman  Trophy  candidate  quarterback  Terry  Dean.  Story 
page  9. 


Minutemen  win  bi^ 

Led  by  over  300  yards  by  Rene  IngogliUy  UMass  defeats  University  of  Rhode  Island  Rams 


Men's  soccer 
starting  to  roll 

UMasi  Coach  Sam  Koch  and  the 
men's  soccer  team   pounded   St. 
loseph's  4-1  tor  their  third  straight  vie 
tory.  Story  on  page  8. 


By  Andrew  Bryce 

Collegian  Staff  ^ 


UMass   22 


HOMECOMING 

T'94 


'It  was  just  one  of  those  days."  said  University  of 
Massachusetts  fullback  Rene  Ingoglia. 

lust  one  of  those  days  resulted  in  a  22-12  Minutemen 
victory  over  Rhode  Island  in  the  annual  Homecoming 
game  on  Saturday  aftemoon  before  a  crowd  of  10,812  at 
Warren  McGuirk  Alumni  Stadium. 

lust  one  of  those  days  produced 
nine  sacks  [led  by  Brian  Corcoran's 
three]  and  14  pass  deflections  (three 
Minutemen  had  three  each)  from  the 
Massachusetts  defense. 
And  just  one  of  those  days  also  turned  into  a  record- 
setting  performance  for  the  Ail-American  fullback  candi- 
date. Ingoglia.  the  Yankee  Conference  rushing  leader,  ran 
for  3 1 3  yards  on  28  carries  1 1 1 .2  yards  per  carry),  includ- 
ing two  spectacular  runs  of  84  yards  and  75  yards,  both 
for  touchdowns. 

'The  offensive 
line  did  a  great  job 
controlling  the  line 
of  scrimmage,"  said 
Ingoglia.  "We  were 
a  little  slow  on 
offense  getting  dri- 
ves going  in  the 
beginning,  but  wHth 
big  plays  like  that,  it  compensates  for  it." 

The  313  yards  broke  the  Massachusetts  game-rushing 
record  set  by  Garry  Pearson  (288  yards  in  1982)  as  well 
as  the  Yankee  Conference  record,  set  by  URI's  Pat 
Abbruzzi's  306  yard  game  in  1952. 

"He's  a  special  player,"  said  Coach  Mike  Hodges.  'He's 
something." 

On  only  his  third  carry  of  the  aftemoon.  Ingoglia  ran 
for  a  loss  of  six  yards,  just  the  second  time  this  season  he 
has  been  pushed  back  for  a  loss  behind  the  line  of  scrim- 
mage. 

From  that  play  on,  Ingoglia  put  on  his  head-turning 
show,  frustrating  the  Ram  defense  by  running  through 
them  up  the  middle,  and  by  them  on  the  outside. 

"He's  a  good  back."  said  Rhode  Island  coach  Floyd 
Keith.  'He  eamed  every  yard  he  got." 

While  the  star  back  carried  the  offense  on  his 
ever-capable  shoulders,  netting  328  of  the  386  total 
yards,  the  Rams  went  to  the  air  —  58  times.  Chris  Hixson. 
last  season's  YanCon  Rookie  of  the  Year,  was  26-58  for 
294  yards. 

And  while  his  main  target  was  Bobby  Apgar  for  the  first 
four  Rhody  games  of  the  season  (31  catches  for  503 
yards),  Hixson  instead  went  to  Cy  Butler  (15  for  146 
yards]  most  of  the  game.  As  for  Apgar.  a  53-yard,  late 
fourth  quarter  touchdown  contributed  to  his  three-reccp- 

Tum  to  HOMECOMING  poge  9 


Ingoglia  prodi4ces 
record  setting  day 
at  Homecoming 


By  Anthony  Guido 

Cotlagion  Stofl 


HOMECOMING 


rAUt  IIIOHAU  /  COtllCIAN 


Junior  fullback  Rene  Ingoglia  carried  for  a  UMass  and  Yankee  Conference  record  31 3  yards  on  Saturday. 


Time  and  time  again  Rene  Ingoglia  proves  he  is 
the  power  that  drives  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  football  as  far  as  it  can  go. 

Ingoglia  rushed  for  ■  single-game  Yankee 
Conference  record  of  3 1 3  yards  on  28  carries,  for  an 
amazing  11.2  average  per  carry  in  a  22-12 
Homecoming  victory  of  Rhode  Island. 

"Ingoglia  is  really  a  special  player,  he  was  winning 
footraces  against  their  defensive  backs,'  coach  Mike 
Hodges  said. 

The  junior 
fullback  broke 
off  long  runs 
of  84.  75,  and 
55  yards, 
good  for  two 
touchdowns. 
With  nothing 
else  working 
on  a  cold  and  rainy  day  at  McGuirk  Stadium. 
Ingoglia  was  the  offense. 

'We  were  a  little  slow  on  offense  getting  drives 
going,  but  1  guess  if  you  get  big  plays  like  thai  ii 
compensates  for  it,*  Ingoglia  said. 

Take  away  Ingoglia's  three  huge  runs  totaling  214 
yards,  and  there  is  a  25-99  yard  effort. 

"Usually  that's  what  I'm  getting,  the  tough 
yardage,  we're  a  smashmouth  football  team.  I'll  take 
the  big  plays.  I'm  not  going  to  complain."  Ingoglia 
said. 

The  Minuteman  offense,  gaining  38b  total  yards, 
made  Ingoglia's  toul  of  313  all  the  more  amazing 
In  completing  only  six  passes  all  aftemoon,  UMass 
was  about  as  one-  dimensional  as  possible.  Oh.  but 
what  a  dimension. 

Ingoglia  now  averages  over  191  yards  rushing  per 
game,  with  5  touchdowns.  In  all  four  games  the 
Minutemen  have  played,  he  has  outgained  the  oppo- 
sition on  the  ground.  Defenses  key  on  him,  but  it 
often  does  not  seem  lo  matter. 

"We  owe  it  to  the  offensive  line  to  hit  the  holes 
hard,  especially  the  way  they  opened  them  today," 
Ingoglia  said 

Out  of  the  l-formatlon,  split  backs,  or  when  run 
ning  the  option.  Ingoglia  seems  to  be  a  th<-eai  to 
break  it  all  the  way,  as  he  did  twice  against  URI  So 
often  it  took  four  or  five  Rams  to  bring  down 
Ingoglia.  who  seemingly  never  stops  running. 

Turn  to  INGOGUA.  page  9 


UM  volleyball  still  unbeaten; 
spikes  two  Atlantic  10  rivals 


By  Slavan  Grant 

Collagion  Corraspondont 


Despite  the  absence  of 
middle-blocker  Rachel  Sky.  who 
was  suspended  for  breaking  team 
rules.  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  volleyball  team 
improved  their  record  to  14-0. 
defeating  Duquesne  and  St. 
Bona  venture. 

Going  into  this  weekend,  the 


team  owned  an  impressive  12-0 
record,  having  breezed  through 
their  schedule  which  was  filled 
with  teams  outside  of  their  own 
conference. 

But  on  Friday  and  Saturday, 
Atlantic  10  rivals  Duquesne  and  St. 
Bonaventurc  each  paid  a  visit  to 
Curry  Hicks  Cage 

UMasi  defeats  Duquesne  ^1$. 
15-8.9-15,  15-10.  15-11: 

Actually,  the  Minulewomen  did 


WMJI  tnOWAU  '  COIll&l*N 

UMass  women's  volleyball  was  the  only  team  to  remain  undefeated 
this  weekend  as  they  improved  their  record  to  14-0  with  wins  over 
Duquesne  and  St.  Bonaventure. 


anything  but  breeze  through  this 
match,  as  Friday  marked  the  first 
time  this  season  that  an  opponent 
took  them  lo  five  games.  With  their 
backs  against  the  wall  and  down, 
two  games  lo  one,  UMass  got  its 
act  together. 

This  one  was  close  until  the  very 
end. 

The  Minutcwomen  actually 
trailed  10-5  in  the  final  game, 
before  rallying  when  it  counted  the 
most.  This  contest  was  truly  an 
excellent  learning  experience  for 
UMass.  who  before  this  match 
rarely  even  played  past  the  third 
game,  let  alone  ihc  maximum  of 
five.  And  the  team  walked  away 
with  a  win. 

"At  the  beginning,  it  seemed  as  if 
we  were  playing  not-to-  lose  vol- 
leyball." .said  Massachusetts  Coach 
Bonnie  Kenny.  'But  fortunately,  we 
improved  with  each  game,  and  at 
the  end  there  we  really  dug  deep 
and  was  able  to  come  out  with  a 
win." 

Kenny  credits  her  bench  as  a  key 
10  the  victory. 

"We  couldn't  have  done  it  with- 
out the  people  coming  off  of  the 
bench,"  said  Kenny.  "They  were 
able  lo  slay  involved  in  the  match, 
and  came  out  ready  to  play  when 
ever  called  upon." 

Outside  hitler  Giza  Rivera 
played  exceptionally  well,  totaling  a 
season  high  21  kills.  Although 
Kenny  said  she  was  pleased  with 
the  play  of  her  entire  squad,  she 
particularly  recognized  the  strong 
outing  of  her  talented  sophomore. 

"I  thought  Giza  played  very  well 
for  us.  She's  working  hard  and 
seems  to  be  improving  with  every 
match,  said  Kenny.  "Cass  Anderson 
also  made  some  smart  decisions  out 
iherc.  especially  in  some  critical  sit 
uaiions." 

Anderson,  a  junior  setter,  had  a 
season  best  48  assists  against  Ihc 
Dukes,  in  addition  to  managing  I  3 
digs  Anderson  now  leads  ihc 
Minutcwomen  in  assists  with  424, 
and  is  averaging  II  16  assists  per 
game,  also  a  team  high. 

Not  everything  was  top-notch, 
however. 

"Wc  served  kind  of  passively 
tonight."  said  Kenny.  'And  you 

Turn  to  VOUEYBAll  page  9 


Women's  soccer  suffers  two  setbacks 
to  Santa  Clara  and  Santa  Barbara 


By  Mika  Reist 

Collegian  Sloff 


Prior  to  this  past  weekend,  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  women's 
soccer  team  had  been  truly  tested  just 
once  -  al  the  UMass  Classic 
September  24-25.  The  Minulewomen 
passed  that  test,  winning  both  match- 
es against  high-quality  opponents. 

Saturday  at  Santa  Barbara.  Calif.. 
No.  9  nationally  ranked  Santa  Clara 
posed  the  second  test  of  the  young 
l'J94  season  for  No.  5 
Massachusetts. 

"Wc  passed  the  test,  but  lost  the 
match,"  said  head  coach  jim  Rudy, 
whose  team  fell  1-0  in  an  NCAA 
high-caliber  matchup.  "We  outplayed 
them  for  the  majority  of  the  match 
and  our  tactical  play  was  excellent. 
But  we  just  couldn't  finish  off  our 
chances." 

The  one  opportunity  Santa  Clara 
(5-3)  did  have,  it  converted.  With 
less  than  10  minutes  remaining  in  the 
game.  Mikka  Han.sen  took  the  ball  off 
an  Rmmy  Barrti  throw  in  and  drib- 
bled it  to  the  end  line.  From  the  left 
side  of  the  field.  Hansen  sent  a  cross- 
ing pass  which  Tracy  Giogetti  headed 
in  from  six  yards  out. 

Massachusetts  deserved  a  belter 
fate. 

"It  was  a  great  game,  played  very 
well  against  a  high  quality  oppo- 
nent." said  Rudy.  'We  missed  three 
goals  by  about  four,  five  inches.  We 
were  a  bil  unlucky  with  finishing,  but 
wc  played  well  and  the  players  know 
it." 

The  first  half  was  a  45  minule 
stretch  dominated  by  Massachusetts. 
A  key  for  the  Minutcwomen  was  the 
play  of  sophomore  midfielder  fulie 
Magid.  as  she  clamped  down  on 
Santa  Clara's  highly-touted  talent  |cn 
l^lor. 

With  Magid  keeping  Lalor  in 
check,  the  UMass  offense  was  able  to 
keep  much  of  the  action  in  Santa 
Clara's  end  of  the  field.  Midway 
through  the  half,  sophomore  defend- 
er Frin  Lynch  had  an  opportunity  to 
put  the  visitors  on  the  board. 

"She  picked  up  a 
loose  ball  from  about 
18  yards  out,  and 
jusi  volleyed  high." 
said  Rudy.  "^^^^^^~ 

Sophomore  midfielder  Rebecca 
Myers  and  junior  forwards  Nicole 
Roberts  and  Rachel  LcDuc  all  had 
bids  in  the  second  half,  but  were  also 
denied  I.eDuc  broke  past  the  defense 
three  limes  in  the  second  half,  fight- 


CmilOANIPlI 

Despite  a  strong  showing,  the  women's  soccer  team  dropped  its  first 
game  of  the  year  to  Santa  Clara. 


Santa  Clara 
UMass 


Ing  through  the  rough,  jersey-lugging 
tactics  of  Ihc  Santa  Clara  defenders. 

Overall,  Massachusetts  accumulat- 
ed 15  shots,  but  Santa  Clara  goal- 
keeper Rachel 
Sioppello  was  forced 
lo  make  only  three 
saves  as  a  result  of  the 
shots  that  just  sailed 
wide. 

Meanwhile,  freshman  goalkeeper 
Danielle  Dion  did  not  see  much 
action  throughout  the  match. 

"She  didn't  face  much  pressure," 
said  Rudy.  "She  played  a  long  free 


kick  well,  and  picked  up  a  long  shot 
through  a  crowd.  We  did  a  nice  job 
in  reducing  their  opponuniti^.' 

Heading  into  the  match. 
Massachusetts  found  itself  in  a  simi- 
lar position  lo  that  of  last  season's 
contest  with  Santa  Clara  The 
Minulewomen  traveled  to  California 
undefeated  al  7-0,  while  last  season 
it  was  6-0-1.  This  season,  Santa 
Clara  was  coming  off  a  loss,  and  last 
season  the  team  was  coming  off  a 
loss  as  well.  All  signs  pointed  to  a 

Turn  to  WOMIN'S  SOCCER  page  9 


Page  8  /  Monday,  October  3,  1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Monday,  October  3,  1994  /  Page  9 


Field  Hockey  splits  weekend 

No.  12  UM  pounds  Richmond,  fall  to  No.  4  Old  Dominion 


•y  Mike  Pind«f 
CoNagion  Staff 


The  No.  12  ranked  University  of 
Massachusetts  Held  hockey  team  split 
■  pair  of  road  games  this  weekend, 
destroying  Richmond  5-0  while 
being  edged  by  national  powerhouse 
and  No.  4  ranked  Old  Dominion 
2-0. 

In  the  premiere  match-up  of  the 
weekend,  the  Minutewomen  suffered 
their  first  loss  of  the  year  at  the 
hands  of  the  Lady  Monarchs. 

According  to  Coach  Megan 
Donnelly,  UMass  turned  in  their 
best  all-round  performance,  against 
the  stifling  defense  of  Old 
Dominion. 

The  Lady  Monarchs  had  revenge 
on  their  minds  entering  yesterday's 
contest  in  Virginia. 

Last  year  the  Minutewomen  upset 
Old  Dominion  2-0  at  Totman  field. 
This  time  the  Lady  Monarchs 
returned  the  favor  and  defeated 
UMass  by  the  same  score. 

Unfortunately  for  the 

Minutewomen  they  were  not  able  to 
score  on  Monarch  goalie.  Kim 
Decker.  Decker  recorded  three 
saves  while  facing  three  shots  by 
UMass. 

Donnelly  indicated  that  the  game 
was  very  evenly  played  and  UMass 
rose  to  the  challenge  of  Old 
Dominion. 

"It  was  a  very  evenly  played 
game."  said  Donnelly.  "I'm  satisfied 
with  our  performance,  we  took  our 
game  to  a  higher  level.  It  just  shows 
that  we  are  a  very  good  team  and  we 
can  compete  with  anyone  at  any- 
time." 

The  2-0  score  was  not  indicative 
of  the  level  of  play  by  the 
Minutewomen  and  does  not  show 
how  closely  contested  the  game  really 
was. 

"We  played  a  great  game."  said 
Donnelly.  "Most  of  the  game  was 
played  in  the  middle  of  the  field  with 
both  teams  attacking  and  counter 
aUacking  very  effectively.  The  score 
really  doesn't  indicate  how  close  the 
game  actually  was." 

Old  Dominion  put 
the  game  away  mid- 
way through  the  first 
half  scoring  two 
goals  within  two  minutes  of  each 
mher. 

Netting  the  goals  for  the  Lady 
Monarchs  were  Karen  Neiss  and 
Owen  Davis. 

UMass  Sophomore  goalkeeper. 
Hilary  Rose,  recorded  eight  saves 
while  facing  1 1  shots. 

Old  Dominion  outshot  the 
Minutewomen  1 1-3.  while  UMass 
held  the  edge  in  penalty  corners 
4-}. 

On  PrMay  UMa'«s' 6Uf^l*ye'd  and 
utithustVit  a  far  inferior  Richmond 


Minutemen  capture  third  straight  win 


By  Brian  Gormlay 

Collagion  Staff 


UMass 
St.  Joseph's 


NATHAN  MADTIN  /  COILECIAN 


After  an  impressive  3-0  win  over  Richmond,  the  Minutewomen  fell  to 
Old  Dominion  on  Sunday. 


Old  Dominion 
UMass 


team  en  route  to  the  blow  out. 

In  the  eyes  of  Donnelly,  the 
Spiders  were  lucky  to  lose  by  only 
three. 

"It  could  of  been  much  worse  for 
Richmond."  said  Donnelly.  "We 
failed  to  convert  on  a  few  good 
scoring  opportuni- 
ties." 

Despite  the  failed 
scoring  chances 
Donnelly  was  very 
pleased  with  the  Minutewomen's  per- 
formance. 

"We  had  good  passing  and  good 
shot  selection."  said  Donnelly.  "It 
was  a  very  good  game  for  us,  we 
played  the  whole  game  with  a  high 
intensity." 

Three  different  players  got  into 
the  scoring  act  for  the 
Minutewomen. 

Netting  the  first  goal  was  junior 
forward  Kerry  Mctelski  at  the  4:57 
mark  of  the  first  half.  Assisting  on 
the  score  was  senior  All-Amcrican 


candidate  Danielle  Borges. 

"It  was  a  very  nice  goal."  said 
Donnelly.  "Danielle  crossed  the  ball 
from  the  right  wing  and  Kerry  shot  it 
into  the  open  net." 

Also  figuring  in  the  scoring  was 
Natalie  Hart,  assisted  by  Andrea 
Cabral  and  Borges,  with  freshman 
Courtney  MacLean  adding  the 
other. 

MacLean's  goal,  coming  at  the 
49:58  mark  of  the  second  half,  was 
her  first  score  of  the  year  and  sealed 
the  victory  for  the  Minutewomen. 

UMass  outshot  the  Spiders  27-5 
and  held  a  9-0  advantage  in  penalty 
comers. 

Rose  registered  her  22nd  career 
shutout,  (seventh  of  the  season), 
recording  four  saves.  Rose's  counter- 
part, Kim  DePoto.  had  13  saves  for 
the  Spiders. 

The  Minutewomen  bring  their 
6-1-2  record  back  home  to  Totman 
Field  when  they  face  off  against 
Syracuse  on  Wednesday  at  3:50  p.m. 


The  University  of  Massachusetts 
men's  soccer  team  overcame  a 
sluggish  first  half  to  record  their 
third  straight  win,  routing 
Atlantic  10  rival  St.  loseph's 
University,  4-1. 

The  Homecoming 
victory  improved 
Massachusetts' 
record  to  5-3-1 
overall  and  3-0  in  the  A- 10,  while 
St.  Joseph's  dropped  to  4-5-2  over- 
all and  I-l-l  inthe  A-10. 

Massachusetts  was  propelled  by 
junior  Karstin  Bremke,  who  had 
his  second  consecutive  two-goal 
game.  Bremke,  a  native  of 
Marienfeld,  Germany,  got  help 
from  Co-Captains  Mike  Doyle 
and  Colin  lohnson  who  each 
scored  their  third  goals  of  the  sea- 
son. 

The  game  began  with  St. 
Joseph's  jumping  quickly  into  the 
lead.  After  a  missed 
Massachusetts  scoring  opportuni- 
ty. Hawks  forward  John  Sharp 
took  a  breakaway  pass  from  mid- 
fielder Art  Sotos  and  drove  down 
the  center  of  the  field  towards  the 
net.  Minutemen  goalkeeper  Mark 
Wolf  came  out  of  the  net  to  chal- 
lenge him,  but  his  diving  attempt- 
ed save  only  partially  deflected 
the  shot,  which  rolled  slowly 
behind  Wolf  and  into  the  net  at 
11:21. 

The  Minutemen  struck  back  at 
22:51  when  Bremke  scored  the 
first  of  his  two  goals.  The  goal 
came  when  Massachusetts  back  foe 
jacobson  lofted  a  long,  lobbing 
pass  from  the  right  corner  of  the 
midfield  to  Bremke,  who  gathered 
the  ball  in  and  angled  a  left-footed 
shot  from  the  left  corner  of  the 
goalie's  crease  past  Hawk  goal- 
keeper Sean  Vilet  to  tie  the  score 
at  1-1. 

The  first  half,  which  ended  in  a 
1-1  tie,  was  played  evenly  by  both 
teams.  In  the  second  half,  however, 
the  Minutemen  asserted  themselves 
by  erupting  for  three  goals  and  sti- 
fling the  Hawk's  offensive 
attempts. 

Early  in  the  second  half,  Bremke 
went  to  work.  He  took  advantage 
of  a  scramble  in  front  of  the  St. 
loseph's  net  to  boot  a  loose  ball  in 
the  goal,  putting  Massachusetts  up 
2-1.  The  goal,  which  came  at 
51:20,  was  his  fourth  of  the  sea- 


goal  three  minutes  later. 
Midfielder  |oe  Maruca  advanced 
the  ball  towards  the  right  center  of 
the  field.  He  then  fired  a  centering 
pass  to  midfielder  Colin  Johnson 
just  inside  the  center  of  the 
goalie's  box.  Johnson  then  walked 
in  on  Vilet  and  chipped  it  over  his 
head,  making  it 
3-1. 

The  final 

Massachusetts  goal 
came  at  the  65:30 
when  midfielder  Mike  Doyle  took 
advantage  of  another  loose  ball  in 
front  of  the  goal.  His  shot  from 
about  1 2  yards  out  deflected  off  of 
a  St.  Joseph's  player  past  Vilet,  who 
was  helpless  to  stop  the  fourth 
UMass  goal. 

Bremke  nearly  scored  again  a 
few  minutes  later  when  forward 
Dave  Sijanovski  set  him  up  with  a 
great  crossing  pass,  but  his  attempt 
to  head  the  ball  in  sailed  over  the 
net. 

Although  the  Minutemen  carried 
the  play  for  the  entire  second  half, 
St.  Joseph's  did  have  two  excellent 


scoring  chances  from  in  close  to  the 
UMass  net.  Their  chances,  howev- 
er, were  thwarted  by  some  diving 
saves  by  Wolf,  who  had  four  saves 
on  the  day. 

Massachusetts  Coach  Sam  Koch 
was  pleased  with  his  team's  per- 
formance, especially  their  offen- 
sive effort.  He  also  said  that 
defensively  they  were  able  control 
the  game  in  the  second  half  by 
keeping  the  ball  away  from  the 
Hawks. 

"Overall  I  think  we  played  very 
well,  offensively  it  was  one  of  the 
better  performances  we've  had 
this  season.  We  were  able  to 
one-touch  the  ball  well,  Koch 
said. 

"In  the  second  half  we  just  wore 
St.  Joseph's  down.  They  were  get- 
ting frustrated  because  they  were 
not  getting  too  many  one-touches 
on  the  ball.  The  second  goal  just 
finished  them." 

The  Minutemen  now  have  a 
week  to  rest  before  they  go  on  the 
road  to  play  A-10  rival  West 
Virginia  on  Oct.  7. 


Bremke  later  said  that  both  of  his 
goals  came  because  of  his  ability  to 
capitalize  on  mistakes  made  by  St. 
loseph's  defenders. 

The  Minutemen  used  teamwork 
and  smart  pwssing  to  add  another 


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Patriots  squeak  by  Packers 

Late  field  goal  clinches  Netv  England's  third  straight 


By  Howard  Ulman 

Associated  Press 


FOXBORO.  Mass.-  The  ball  nuttercd  awkward 
y.  barely  clearing  the  crossbar  in  a  fitting  climax  to  a 
lacking  comedy. 

Matt  Bahr's  33-yard  field  goal  with 
four  seconds  left  gave  the  New 
England  Patriots  a  17  16  win  Sunday 
over  the  Green  Bay  Packers  and  ended 
a  tough  day  for  two  of  the  NFL's  best  kickers. 

The  Patriots  (3-2)  overcame  a  10-0  halftime  deficit 
for  their  third  straight  win.  The  Packers  (2-5)  rallied 
from  Drew  Bledsoe's  two  scoring  passes  to  Vincent 
Brisby  to  retake  the  lead  on  Reggie  Cobb's  1-yard  run 
with  1:14  left. 

Bahr  missed  his  other  two  field  goal  attempts 
Sunday,  from  48  and  32  yards.  And  Chris  lacke  bun- 
gled a  kickoff  after  a  botched  extra-point  attempt  left 
Green  Bay  ahead  16-14  after  Cobb  scored. 

"Sometimes  ugly  looks  pretty  good."  Bahr  said  of  his 
winning  kick  .  "I  didn't  hit  one  ball  good  today.' 

But  he  had  the  chance  to  be  a  hero  because  of 
Packers  mistakes  on  consecutive  plays. 

After  Cobb's  touchdown.  Craig  Hentrich  couldn't 
handle  Mark  Chmura's  low  snap  and  jacke  didn't 
even  get  a  chance  to  kick  the  extra  point,  although 
his  streak  of  127  successful  extra  points  remained 
intact. 

Then  lacke,  who  made  his  only  field  goal  attempt 
from  27  yards,  put  the  ensuing  kickoff  out  of  bounds 
at  the  New  England  40-yard  line,  giving  the  Patriots 
excellent  field  position. 

"1  tried  to  make  the  type  of  kick  that  you  want  to 
wobble."  Jacke  said.  "It  was  something  we  had  been 
practicing  to  hit  a  line  drive.  I  just  mis-hit  it." 

"The  special  teams  made  too  many  errors."  Green 
Bay  coach  Mike  Holmgren  said.  "That  fumbled  snap 
on  the  extra  point  is  something  we  might  not  ever 
see. 

"The  kickoff  was  inexcusable."  he  added.  "You  give 


Win 

them  ideal  field  position." 

Bledsoe  took  advantage  of  it,  moving  the  Patriots  to 
the  Green  Bay  1 5. 

A  field  goal  seemed  a  cinch.  Bahr  had  the  wind  at 
his  back.  He  entered  the  game  having  made  all  12  of 
his  field  goal  attempts  and  all  23  extra 
points  since  he  became  a  Patriot  late 
last  season. 

"There's  no  such  thing  as  a  chip 
shot,  but  it  wasn't  the  ugliest  game- 
winner,  either."  Bahr  said.  "I  didn't  even  sec  ii.  I  can't 
see  over  the  line  of  scrimmage." 

"It  wasn't  artistic."  New  England  coach  Rill  Parcclls 
said  of  the  victory. 

But  the  ball  went  over  the  bar,  moving  Bahr,  38.  into 
12ih  place  on  the  NFL's  career  scoring  list  with  1.248 
points,  passing  Cincinnati's  |im  Breech. 

Before  Bahr  could  kick  it.  Bledsoe  had  to  move  the 
Patriots  into  scoring  position  against  the  team  that 
began  the  game  with  the  NFl.'s  second  best  defense. 

"We  put  decent  pressure  on  him.  but  he  would  not 
be  rattled."  Green  Bay  defensive  end  Scan  )oncs  .said. 
"He  has  tremendous  poise  and  confidence." 

Bledsoe  completed  29-of-53  passes  for  334  yards. 
the  fourth  time  he  went  over  300  yards  this  season.  His 
10-yard  pass  to  Ray  Crittenden  put  the  ball  at  the  1 5 

"I've  always  felt  comfortable  in  the  two-niinuie 
offense  because  you  can  get  into  a  rhythm."  Bledsoe 
said.  "There's  an  attitude  on  the  team  now  that  hasn't 
been  there  before.  We  e.xpect  to  win." 

Fourteen  of  their  last  1 5  games  have  been  decided  by 
six  or  fewer  points.  And  they  have  won  six  of  those  last 
eight  close  calls. 

Bahr's  kick  ruined  a  strong  performance  by  Brcit 
Favre.  He  completed  25-of-47  passes  for  295  yards  and 
an  1 1-yard  touchdown  to  SteHing  Sharpc  that  gave  the 
Packers  their  halfiime  lead. 

Sharpe  set  a  Packers  record  with  533  career  catch- 
es, passing  fames  Lofton's  530.  Sharpe  had  nine  reccp 
tions  for  1  32  yards  and  extended  his  streak  to  92 
games  with  at  least  one  catch. 


Homecoming 


continued  from  page  7 
tion,  62-yard  effort. 

Rhode  Island  [2-3  overall.  2-2  in 
Yankee  Conference)  took  the  upper 
hand  in  the  time-of-possession  cate- 
gory of  the  first  half  116:52-13:081. 
but  the  Minutemen  (3-1.  2-0  in 
YanCon)  were  the  ones  who  capital- 
ized on  the  time. 

As  for  the  first  quarter.  Ingoglia's 
exciting  84-yard  touchdown  run  with 
8:40  left  in  the  first  quarter  was  the 
only  score  of  the  1 5-minute  period. 
Eric  Oke  missed  the  extra  point, 
making  it  6-0. 

"[Rene]  ran  away  from  the  sec- 
ondary, it  was  just  a  foot  race,"  said 
Hodges.  "He  was  pulling  away.  When 
a  200-  pound  fullback  runs  away 
from  defensive  backs  —  he  can  run." 

The  second  quarter  started  with 
Massachusetts  defense  getting  points 
on  the  board.  Justin  Reimer.  the 
Minutemen  punter  who  earned  his 
first  career  start  at  outside  line- 
backer, blocked  a  Kevin  Dobryzinski 
punt  that  comerback  Kory  Blackwell 
picked  up  and  sped  for  a  28-yard 
TD. 

QB  Andrew  McNeilly  attempted 


but  was 


the  two-point  conversion, 
stuffed  by  the  Ram  defense. 

At  5:38  of  the  second  quarter, 
Ingoglia  ran  for  his  75-yard  touch- 
down on  a  pitch,  breaking  a  tackle  at 
midfield  and  blowing  by  two  Rhode 
Island  players  in  the  secondary  for 
the  TD. 

Oke  then  made  the  PAT,  making  it 
19-Oat  the  half. 

"I  was  thinking  'don't  get  caught, 
and  don't  turn  around.'"  said 
Ingoglia.  "A  lot  of  backs  make  the 
mistake  of  turning  around,  and  it 
slows  you  up.  I  was  peeking  out  of 
the  comer  of  my  eye.  though.  |Thc 
offensive  line)  opened  it  up.  and  I 
was  able  to  scoot  through  there." 

On  the  first  drive  of  the  second 
half,  with  third-down  and  four  on 
the  Massachusetts  nine-yard  line. 
Hixson  was  sacked  by  Trcjo  Rust  and 
Justin  Reimer  for  a  loss  u^.^ix  yards. 
Skip  Thomas  then  booted  a  32-yard 
field  goal,  decreasing  the  Minutemen 
lead  to  16.  19-3. 

The  very  next  drive  consisted  of  1 2 
plays  and  65  yards  gained,  and  was 
culminated  by  an  Oke  field  goal  from 


24  yards  out.  pushing  the  score  to 
22-3. 

McNeilly.  who  in  the  first  four 
games  took  every  snap,  suffered  a  hip 
pointer  in  the  game,  and  was  relieved 
by  Anthony  Catterton.  The  freshman 
fumbled  on  his  very  first  collegiate 
play,  with  the  Rams  taking  posses- 
sion. Thomas  then  kicked  a  34-yard 
field  goal. 

Hixson  then  finalize(l  the  scoring 
with  the  TD  pass  to  Apgar  to  narrow 
it  to  the  final  score. 

The  defense,  as  evident  by  the  two 
field  goals  and  the  late,  meaningless 
touchdown  late  in  the  c  mtest.  played 
another  solid  game. 

"Defensively,  wc  played  another 
strong  game."  said  Hodges.  "We  look 
the  run  game  away  from  them,  made 
them  throw  the  football,  and  siaycil 
patient  in  our  passing  defense. 

"I'll  tell  you  what,  that  wa.s  as  goid 
a  defensive  performance  as  we've  had 
any  other  week." 

"The  defense  won  this  game  for 
us,"  said  Ingoglia. 

Along  with  a  guy  named  Rene 
Ingoglia. 


Ingoglia 


continued  from  page  7 

Whatever  the  Ram  defense  threw  at  him.  Ingoglia  had 
the  same  answer:  tough  physical  running.  Strong  enough 
to  knock  heads  with  lineman  up  the  middle,  and  quick 
enough  to  bounce  to  the  outside  to  outrun  the  secondary. 

"When  I'm  making  those  big  runs.  I  just  don't  want  to 
look  back  and  get  caught.  It's  a  case  of  having  a  tailback 
playing  at  the  fullback  spot."  Ingoglia  said. 

"He's  such  a  quick  back,  we  took  bad  angles  and  he 
burned  us,"  URI  linebacker  Lou  D'Agostino  said. 

Ingoglia  broke  the  all-time  conference  record  set  back 
in  1952  by  Pat  Abruzzi  of  Rhode  Island  (306  yards). 

"Records  arc  made  to  be  broken,  I'm  sure  this  one  will 
be  too.  All  the  credit  has  to  go  to  my  offensive  line," 
Ingoglia  said. 

Coach  Hodges  and  Ingoglia  credit  a  lot  of  this  season's 
success  with  Rene's  improved  speed.  The  Rochester,  New 
York  native  worked  all  summer  to  bring  his  40-yard  dash 
time  down  to  a  4.44,  while  weighing  in  at  over  200 
pounds. 

As  a  high  school  star  at  Bishop  Kearney,  Ingoglia 
played  the  role  of  the  quick  slashing  runner.  After  recon- 
structive surgery  on  his  left  knee,  Ingoglia  bulked  up  and 
didn't  pay  much  attention  to  his  40  time  until  this  sum- 
mer. 

"You  have  to  wrap  your  arms  around  Rene,  he  just  docs 
everything  right.  He  runs  hard  with  great  balance,  a  strong 
kid  with  great  upper  and  lower  body  strength."  Hodges  said 

Ingoglia  will  need  to  come  up  big  once  again,  with 


three  straight  Yankee  Conference  road  games  up  next  Lin 
the  schedule. 

"Three  lop  twenty  teams  on  the  road,  it's  going  to  be 
tough.  I  can't  let  this  stuff  go  to  my  head,  it's  back  to 
practice  on  Monday,"  Ingoglia  said. 

Rene  Ingoglia  is  the  LMass  offense,  every  game  will  be 
the  same  story  until  some  opponent  can  re-write  it.  So 
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deja  vu. 

But  according  to  Rudy,  even  though  the  result 
was  the  same,  this  time  around  things  were  differ- 
ent. 

"The  situation  was  similar,  but  last  year  they 
killed  us  1-0.  This  year  was  a  different  story."  he 
said.  "It  was  a  great  high-powered  NCAA  level 
game,  high-paced  with  a  lot  of  intensity.  Wc  put 
forth  a  team  effort,  basically  winning  every  aspect  of 
the  match." 

Massachusetts  played  Santa  Barbara  yesterday 
artd  suffered  another  1-0  setback  in  the  final  game 
of  its  weekend  set.  Rudy  said  the  weekend  was  a 
pan  of  the  maturing  process. 

"I  guess  this  is  part  of  growing  up  with  such  a 
young  team."  said  Rudy.  "We'll  be  hack." 

The  Minutewomen  (7-2)  will  look  to  return  lo 
their  winning  ways  on  Thursday  when  they  travel  to 
Connecticut  to  take  on  Yale. 


Florida  holds  on  to  defy  Mississippi  attack 

No.l  Gators  win  despite  Quarterback  Terry  Dean's  off  day 


By  Stephen  Hawkins 
Asvxiated  Press 


OXFORD,  Miss.—  Terry  Dean 
hopes  he  has  his  bad  game  behind 
him.  The  Florida  senior  quarterback, 
one  of  the  Heisman  Trophy  front- 
runners,  threw  three  interceptions 
and  was  sacked  three  limes  at 
Mississippi. 

But  Dean  also  threw  for  four 
touchdowns  as  the  top-ranked  Gators 
won  their  fourth  straight  game  by  at 
least  three  touchdowns.  38-14 
Siiturday. 

"It  was  definitely  my  worst  game.* 
Dean  said  after  completing  19  of  32 
passes  for  292  yards  and  increasing 
his  touchdown  total  to  17. 
"Hopefully,  this  will  be  my  only  bad 
game. 

"I  had  it  in  the  back  of  my  mind 
that  I  would  have  a  bad  game.  Now  I 
know  I've  got  it  out  of  the  way.  Now 
I  can  conceniraie  on  LSU." 

The  Gators  (4-0.  3-0  in  the  SEC), 
after  dominating  Southeastern 
Conference  foes  Tennessee  (31-0) 
and  Die  Miss  on  the  road,  play  their 
next  four  league  games  at  Florida 
Field  -  including  struggling  LSU  and 
No.  9  Auburn  the  next  two 
Saturdays. 

The  only  road  games  left  for  Steve 
Spurrier's  team  are  at  Vanderbilt  and 
the  regular-season  finale  Nov.  26  at 


third-ranked  Florida  State. 

Ole  Miss  (2-3.  1-3)  plays  its  next 
two  games  on  the  road.  But  the 
Rebels  have  an  open  dale  before  play- 
ing at  Arkansas  and  No.  !  I  Alabama. 

Against  Ole  Miss,  the  Gators 
weren't  perfect,  with  four  turnovers, 
eight  penalties  and  five  quarterback 
sacks  allowed.  It  was  their  closest 
game  this  season,  but  they  still  won 
by  24  points. 

Florida  led  14-0  just  two  minutes 
into  the  game.  Dean  capping  an 
opening  four-play,  60-yard  drive  with 
a  24-yard  TD  pass  to  Chris  Doering. 
Then  Fred  Weary  returning  a  blocked 
punt  10  yards  for  a  score. 

"We  got  overconfident  early. 
(Spurrier)  told  us  to  learn  from  this, 
and  don't  ever  give  up  on  a  game 
hoping  they  would  lay  down,"  Dean 
said.  "They  were  able  to  bounce  back 
(from  14-0),  but  it  was  a  testament 
to  our  play,  wc  kept  coming  back, 
too." 

The  Rebels  battled  back  to  tie  it  at 
14-14  when  Fred  Thomas  intercepted 
Dean  and  raced  83  yards  for  a  touch- 
down with  7:09  still  left  in  the  first 
quarter.  But  they  didn't  score  again. 

It  was  the  first  of  three  intercep- 
tions of  Dean,  who  had  been  picked 
off  just  once  in  the  first  three  games. 
His  last  one  was  in  the  end  zone  after 
the  Gators  have  driven  from  their 
own  3  to  the  Ole  Miss  24  in  the  third 


quarter. 

By  then.  Dean  had  already  found 
lack  lackson  in  the  end  zone  twice 
and  thrown  another  TD  pass  lo 
Dorien  to  put  Florida  in  front  35-14. 
Bui  Spurrier  was  still  stomping  the 
sidelines  after  the  miscue. 

"Offensively,  we  sputtered  (in  the 
second  half)  and  threw  some  stupid 
interceptions  during  the  day." 
Spurrier  said.  "We  made  a  lot  of  mis- 
takes, but  hopefully  we'll  learn  from 
them." 

The  Gators  were  "held"  to  481 
yards.  65  below  their  previous  aver- 
age, but  more  than  Ole  Miss  had 
given  up  in  2  1/2  years  under  defen- 
sive coordinator  and  first-year  head 
coach  |oe  Lee  Dunn,  whose  defense 
was  the  best  in  Division  l-A  last  sea- 
son. 

Rorida  had  only  156  yards  in  the 
second  half,  but  Ole  Miss  had  just  46 
and  never  p>assed  midfield. 

"They're  a  great  football  team,  and 
they're  gonna  be  really  tough  to  beat 
at  home."  Dunn  said.  "Yeah.  I'm  dis- 
appointed with  a  lot  of  things  in  the 
football  game.  But  they're  the  No.  I 
team  in  the  country,  and  a  lot  of  peo- 
ple are  going  to  look  bad  against  the 
No.  1  team." 

In  the  second  quarter.  Dean  threw 
15-  and  22-yard  TD  passes  to 
lackson.  who  had  six  catches  for  120 
yards. 


volleyball 


continued  from  pKjge  7 

shouldn't  be  doing  that,  especially  when  you're  playing  at 
home.  Also,  our  defense  lacked  a  little  intensity,  and  we 
still  need  to  work  on  our  blocking.  But  overall,  I'm 
extremely  happy  with  our  performance." 

"I'm  really  proud  of  my  teammates."  said  Rivera. 
"Whichever  team  has  more  heart  at  the  end  wins  these 
kinds  of  matches.  And  I  think  wc  were  that  team  tonight." 

UMass  defeats  St.  Bonavcnturc  15-4,  IS- 1 1,  15-1 

Alter  escaping  the  night  before  with  a  nail-biiing  win 
over  the  Dukes.  UMass  was  not  exactly  complaining 
Saturday's  match  only  went  three  games. 

Kenny  realized  that  the  St.  Bonaventurc  Bonnies  owned 
a  4-9  record  (0-2  in  the  Atlantic  10)  coming  in.  Despite 
that  fact,  it  was  apparent  that  she  did  not  exactly  tell  her 
players  to  case  up.  as  her  team  rolled  over  its  opponent  in 


three  straight  games. 

Dionne  Nash  in  particular  played  brilliantly  in  the 
sweep,  collecting  six  digs  to  go  along  with  her  .346  hitting 
percentage.  In  fact,  the  team  percentage  was  .310.  the 
first  time  it's  been  over  the  .300  mark  this  year. 

"Offensively,  we  played  just  great,"  said  Kenny.  "Once 
again  Cass  Anderson  did  a  super  job  making  decisions 
on  where  to  set  the  ball  throughout  the  match.  And  1 
think  that  both  Dionne  and  Giza  had  at  least  ten  kills  a 
piece." 

"I  felt  that  we  played  much  belter  than  in  our  last 
game."  said  Nash.  "Everyone  came  to  play  tonight.  These 
Atlantic  10  matches  will  prove  lo  be  more  difficult  than 
our  previous  games,  so  we'll  have  to  keep  it  up  in  order  to 
keep  on  winning." 


NHL  talks  set  to  resume  on  Tuesday 


TORONTO  (AP)  -  The  first 
step  toward  beginning  the  NHL 
season  was  taken  on  what  was  sup- 
posed to  be  Day  2  of  the  league's 
most  successful  year  yet. 

League  commissioner  Gary 
Bellman  and  union  head  Bob 
Goodenow  agreed  Sunday  to 
resume  negotiations  Tuesday  in  an 
effort  to  reach  a  collective  bargain- 
ing agreement  and  get  the  season 
started  by  Oct.  15. 

The  hiie  and  lime  of  the  talks 
luvc  not  yet  been  set,  although  they 
arc  likely  lo  be  held  in  New  York. 

Fourteen  games  were  postponed 
over  the  weekend,  and  two  more 
were  scheduled  for  tonight.  Talks 
broke  off  last  Wednesday,  and  if 
Bellman  feels  their  resumption 
makes  progress,  the  season  will 
begin  with  the  postponed  games  lo 
be  made  up  throughout  the  season. 
"We  have  wide  differences,  no 
doubt  about  ihat."  Goodenow  said. 
"We  have  a  lot  of  work  ahead  of  us 
if  we're  going  to  put  this  thing 
together." 

At  an  NHL  Players  Association 
meeting  Saturday.  102  players 
reviewed  the  situation. 

"We're  trying  to  find  common 
ground,  but  (the  owners)  keep 
moving  the  target  around," 
Toronto  defenseman  lamie  Macoun 


said.  Added  Winnipeg  forward  Tie 
Domi:  'The  ball  is  in  the  middle 
right  now.  It's  in  nobody's  court." 

In  a  three-page  letter  sent  Friday 
to  each  player.  Bellman  stated  his 
case  for  the  necessity  of  economic 
change.  He  explained  that  in  the 
last  five  years,  player  payrolls  have 
increased  $1.14  for  every  dollar 
earned. 

"I  share  your  concern  that  a 
delay  in  the  season  will  undercut 
much  of  the  progress  that  our  sport 
has  made  over  the  past  year," 
Bcttman  wrote  in  the  letter,  a  copy 
of  which  was  obtained  by  The  New 
York  Times. 

"We  need  a  player  employment 
system  that  avoids  making  this  a 
league  of  haves  and  have-nots. 
Until  we  develop  that  type  of  sys- 
tem, our  recent  success  will  not 
solve  our  economic  and  competi- 
tive problems.  This  situation  must 
be  addressed,  and  addressed  now." 

This  economic  mess  wasn't  sup- 
posed to  be. 

In  1992,  when  owners  and  play- 
ers signed  ihcir  last  collective  bar- 
gaining agreement,  the  two  sides 
agreed  lo  form  a  committee  to 
come  up  with  a  way  lo  restructure 
the  business  and  avoid  the  financial 
plight  owners  say  they  face. 

A  provision  of  the  collective 


agreement  dealt  specifically  with 
restructuring  the  relationship 
between  the  NHL  and  NHL  Players 
Association. 

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expired  Sept.  15,  1993,  said  "the 
NHL  clubs  have  expressed  an 
intent  to  develop  and  submit  lo  the 
NHLPA  as  promptly  as  possible  a 
proposal  for  restructuring  with  a 
salary  cap  and  a  revenue-shariM 
concept  along  the  lines  of  the  hfBA 
system. 

"The  NHLPA  commits  that,  as 
soon  as  reasonably  practicable  after 
the  loint  Study  Committee  report 
issues,  it  will  begin  bargaining  in 
good  faith  with  ihe  clubs  in  an 
effort  lo  reach  agreement  regarding 
restructuring  by  Sept.  15,  1993" 

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Study  Committee  was  never 
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cessful campaign  to  oust  then-pres- 
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commissioner  to  worry  about  the 
joint  study  committee. 

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Poor  conditions  unable  to  stop  success  of  festival 


By  B«th  Levraull 

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Blacksmith  John  Boyd  shapes  a  metal  rcxJ  into  a  hook 
at  the  Apple  Harvest  festival  on  the  Amherst  Common 
Saturday. 

■  DuBois 


AMHERST  —  The  eighth  annual  Apple  Harvest  and 
Trafts  Festival,  held  Saturday  on  the  Amherst  Town 
tomnion.  combined  a  wide  selection  of  crafts  with  vari- 
ous types  of  food  and  live  entertainment. 

Despite  the  rainy  weather,  many  people  enjoyed  the  fair 
and  thought  it  to  be  a  huge  success. 

Ruth  Seitz,  the  former  manager  of  the  Worcester 
Munchy  Store  at  the  University  of  Massachusetts,  said 
she  loved  the  fair  and  would  never  even  think  of  missing 
It. 

Many  of  the  artisans  expressed  their  enjoyment  also. 

"The  lum-out  is  remarkable,"  said  Emily  Shellon.  a  stu- 
dent at  Amherst  College. 

The  craft  show  featured  140  talented  crafters  from 
New  England  selling  many  hand-crafted  items  such  as 
pottery,  handmade  baskets,  pressed  flowers,  and  silver 
jewelry. 


continued  from  poge  1 
dation. 

The  executive  committee  will  make  an  informal  vote 
and  if  they  recommend  the  proposal  it  will  move  on  to  the 
full  Board. 

"Scott  will  make  a  presentation  to  the  Board  and  rec- 
ommend the  proposal."  Ivatur>'  said.  "If  the  proposal  is 
recommended  it  will  go  on  to  the  Board  of  Trustees  full 
meeting  on  Tuesday  to  be  voted  on." 

Ivatury  does  not  see  any  rea.son  why  the  proposal  will 
not  be  passed,  especially  with  the  recommendations  from 
both  Hooker  and  Scott. 

"All  indications  are  that  wc  have  reason  to  be  optimistic 
and  the  Board  will  pass  the  proposal,"  lvatur>'  said. 

The  Petition  Coalition  and  Library  Naming  Committee 


want  a  bust  of  DuBois  and  a  quote  from  him  outside  the 
library  if  the  proposal  is  agrc-ed  to,  according  to  lvatur\ . 

The  renaming  of  the  library  may  attract  large  donations 
for  specific  areas,  said  Ivatury. 

"1  think  we  have  reason  to  believe  that  their  will  be  a 
large  amount  of  donations  associated  to  the  naming  of  the 
library  in  the  honor  of  W.E.B.  DuBois."  said  Ivatury.  "If 
the  library  is  not  renamed,  I  been  told,  there  will  be  no 
donations." 

If  the  library  is  renamed  it  will  be  the  first  academic 
building  on  campus  named  after  a  person  of  color,  said 
Ivatury. 

"I  am  pleased  that  it  is  going  to  happen  and  the  library 
will  be  appropriately  named,"  Ivatury  said. 


Entertainment  included  a  morning  show  of  traditional 
folk  songs  by  lerry  Bryant  and  an  afternoon  show  by  Joan 
Robb  and  Caribbean  for  Kids. 

WMAS-FM  broadcasted  live  from  the  Common  and 
sold  raffle  tickets  for  prizes  such  as  a  computer  table,  din- 
ner for  two,  and  gift  certificates. 

The  fair  included  other  types  of  food  also,  such  as 
grade-A  maple  s.vnip.  free  samples  of  many  flavors  of  rel- 
ish and  mustard  from  Mother's  of  Shelbume.  and  various 
types  of  traditional  fair  foods  such  as  fried  dough  and  hot 
dogs. 

The  fair  was  sponsored  by  the  Atkins  Fruit  Bowl,  which 
provided  a  wide  selection  of  apples,  cider,  applesauce, 
cider  doughnuts  and  other  treats. 

The  fair  was  produced  by  the  Amherst  Family  Center, 
an  organization  devoted  to  helping  families  with  new  chil- 
dren. 

The  center  is  a  non-profit  organization  that  provides 
workshops  on  infants  and  toddlers.  The  center  is  located 
in  the  North  Congregational  Church  on  North  Pleasant 
Street. 

A  special  section  just  for  children  included  face  paint- 
ing, pumpkin  decorating,  and  games 

One  artisan  sold  a  selection  of  colorful  "butiked"  shirts, 
which  is  an  Indonesian  word  meaning  "lo  draw  with 
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"Fvcryone  is  \cr\  friendly  and  the  activities  are  very 
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crafts  and  food. 

"For  an  apple  fair,  there  anrn'i  a  lot  of  apples."  said 
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Springfield  Police  told  the  Daily  Collegian  that 
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— Ben  Geman 


■  Mexico 

continued  from  page  1 

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HOW  TO  KEEP  PEOPLE'S 
HANDS  OFF  YOUR  MONEY. 

0    Carry  only  enough  cash  to  last  the  day. 

Anyone  who  tries  to  borrow  your  last  five  spot 
isn't  a  friend,  anyway 

O    Label  your  spare-change  jar  "beetle  farm.' 

Then,  put  your  beetle  farm  in  a  jar  labeled 
"spare  change." 

O     Mark  up  every  space  on  checks. 

Don't  leave  room  for  someone  to  fill  in  their 
name  and  extra  zeros. 

O     Keep  your  wallet  in  your  front  pocket. 

It  discourages  pickpockets.  So  does  wearing 
really  tight  pants. 

V    Put  your  picture  on  your  credit  card. 

A  Citibank  Photocard  is  tough  for  anyone  else 
to  use,  unless  they  look  just  like  you. 


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Thriving  outside 
of  the  spotlight 

While  Ihe  oHense  has  grabbed  most 
of  the  headlines,  co-captaIn  Kyri  Sparks 
has  emerged  as  one  o(  the  nation's  top 
defenders  (See  Sports,  page  10). 


Election 
results  in 


Find  out  how  the  Undergraduate 
Student  Senate  election  turned  out. 
and  why  positions  are  still  vacant 
(Story  on  page  3)- 


The  River  Wild  is 
the  river  tame 

Meryl  Streep  takes  on  the  rapids  in 
her  new  film,  but  just  ends  up 
water-logged  (See  Arts  b  Living,  page 
5). 


Extended  Forecast 

Expect  temperatures  to  drop  to  as 
low  as  the  mid-thirties  as  the  week 
progresses,  with  breezes  increasing.  As 
cloudiness  persists,  sweater-weather  is 
on  its  way. 


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LOW:  40 


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LOW:  40 


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LOW:  35 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  16 


New  Enqlond's  Largest  College  Daily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Daily  Since  1967 


UMass  gives  money  to  students 
Fight  for  tuition  freeze  pays  off 


By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegian  Staff 


Students  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  will  finally  see  the 
result  of  their  efforts  to  freeze  tuition 
and  fees  in  the  form  of  a  split  refund 
for  the  school  year  1994-95. 

The  refund  students  will  receive  in 
the  next  year  is  the  result  of  a  mas- 
sive school-wide  lobbying  effort 
made  over  the  last  nine  months. 

Contibutors  to  the  lobbying  effort 
include  the  Student  Government 
Association.  Student  Center  for 
Educational  Research  and  Advocacy, 
students,  administrators,  faculty, 
staff  and  parents. 

The  target  of  the  lobbying  cam- 
paign was  the  Massachusetts  State 
House. 

UMass  needed  a  $21.8  million 
increase  in  state  appropriations,  or  at 
least  the  cost  of  living  to  freeze 
tuition  and  fees. 

The  UMass  system  received  a  $15 
million  increase  in  funding  from  the 
state. 

The  Amherst  campus  got  a  $6.3 
million  increase.  The  increase  was 
enough  to  cause  the  first  tuition  and 
fee  freeze  for  the  first  time  in  20 
years. 

Because  Ihe  final  budget  was  not 
approved  until  after  the  University 


had  sent  the  tuition  and  fee  bills,  stu- 
dents saw  their  costs  -increase.  The 
refund  from  the  University  will  offset 
the  cost  increase. 

UMass  students  who  are  carrying  a 
full  course  load  of  15  credits,  and  do 
not  owe  the  University  any  money, 
are  entitled  to  a  discount  of  $107, 
according  to  Dr.  Karen  Shelley,  a 
bursar  at  the  University  Bursar's 
Office. 

The  financial  reduction  will  be 
divided  into  the  fall  and  spring 
semesters,  giving  students  a  $53.50 
reduction  each  semester. 

Shelley  said  the  discounts  on  the 
students'  bills  were  entered  into  the 
UMass  computer  systems  at  the 
Bursar's  Office  on  Sept.  8. 

Financial  discounts  were  automati- 
cally taken  off  for  students  whose 
bills  were  completed  after  Sept.  8. 

Shelley  said  students  whose  bills 
were  finished  before  the  reductions 
were  entered  into  Ihe  computers, 
should  come  to  the  Bursar's  Office  to 
collect  a  refund  check. 

The  financial  amount  reduced 
in  a  student's  tuition  fee  will  be 
proportioned  lo  that  student's 
credit  status,  according  to 
Shelley. 

A  student  will  only  receive  a 
refund  check  if  they  do  not  owe 
UMass  any  money. 


"1  was  told  by  the  Bursar's  Office 
thai  if  a  student  owes  the  University 
money,  whether  in  the  form  of 
unpaid  tuition  or  fees,  or  if  your 
loans  are  still  pending,  or  if  the 
school  is  waiting  on  a  promissory 
note,  then  they  will  receive  the  $107 
reduction  on  the  money  owed,"  said 
Mercedes  Betanco.  undergraduate 
student  speaker. 

"If  you  owe  the  University  $100 
this  semester,  your  bill  will  be 
reduced  lo  $47,"  Betanco  said. 

Despite  student  rumors  sayings 
checks  have  lo  be  picked  up  by  this 
Friday,  Shelley  said  there  is  no  time 
frame  for  students  to  pick  up  refund 
checks. 

The  Bursar's  Office  will  make  an 
official  public  announcement  about 
the  refund  students  can  get,  accord- 
ing to  Betanco. 

The  Bursar's  Office  will  not  give 
any  money  out  unless  your  bill  is 
clear. 

The  Bursar's  Office  is  located  in 
the  Whitmore  Administration 
Building,  in  room  215,  More  infor- 
mation regarding  the  split  refund  is 
available  through  this  ofTice. 

Questions  may  also  be  answered 
by  calling  the  Bursar's  Office  at  545- 
2368. 

Heather  Redfern  contributed  to 
this  story. 


Haiti  strife  overstated 


By  Jim  Abrams 

Associoled  Press 


Elie  Wiesel  speaks  at  Smith  College 

Nobel  prize  winner  addresses  students  on  variety  of  topics 


WASHINGTON  —  News  depic- 
tions of  violence  in  Haiti  overshad- 
ow the  calm  existing  in  most  of  the 
country  and  complicate  the  U.S. 
military  mission  there.  Rep.  |ohn 
Murtha  said  Monday. 

Murtha.  D-Pa..  who  led  a  dele- 
gation of  House  members  to  Haiti 
over  the  weekend,  said  media  "dis- 
tortions" of  the  situation  in  Ihe 
country  "are  starting  lo  change  the 
mission"  by  putting  pressure  on 
U.S.  troops  to  become  involved  in 
dangerous  confrontations. 

Depictions  of  violence  are  "like 
looking  at  the  country  through  a 
straw,"  said  Murtha.  chairman  of 
the  House  Appropriations  defense 
subcommittee. 

Murtha  also  warned  that  it 
would  take  Ivw  or  three  months  to 
train  a  local  police  force  and  create 
an  environment  secure  enough  to 
begin  turning  over  responsibilities 
lo  a  U.N.  peacekeeping  force. 

He  said  he  would  oppose  resolu- 
tions to  be  debated  in  the  House 
this  week  that  would  put  a  March 
1  deadline,  or  earlier,  on  the  U.S. 
military  presence. 

Sen.  )ohn  Warner,  R-Va..  a 
senior  member  of  the  Senate 
Armed  Services  Committee  who 
also  visited  Haiti  over  the  weekend, 
said  he  was  "strongly  opposed"  to 
fixing  an  end  dale  for  Ihe  mission. 

The  House  or  Senate  should  do 
nothing  that  will  "reverberate  in 
such  a  way  to  raise  the  risk  of  that 
American  trooper  on  a  crowded 


street  comer  in  Haiti.  We  should 
not  do  anything  by  word  or  deed 
to  increase  that  risk." 

Sen.  lohn  McCain.  R-Ariz..  a 
critic  of  U.S.  mission  to  help 
restore  democracy  in  Haiti,  is 
working  on  a  resolution  in  the 
Senate  that  will  call  for  quick  with- 
drawal but  set  no  deadline. 

Warner  also  expressed  concern 
that  the  role  of  U.S.  troops  might 
be  extended  beyond  the  current 
attempts  lo  capture  large  caches  of 
weapons  to  a  campaign  to  retrieve 
weapons  from  individual  citizens. 

"It  would  be  very  wrong  and  high 
risk  to  order  them  into  Ihe  slum 
areas,  lo  go  house-to-house.  There 
you  would  have  confrontation." 

Warner  and  Sen.  Christopher 
Dodd.  D-Conn.,  led  a  six-member 
Senate  delegation  that  also  met 
with  Lt.  Gen.  Raoul  Cedras.  the 
military  leader  involved  in  the  coup 
that  overthrew  elected  President 
lean-Bcrtrand  Aristide  in  1991. 

Sen.  Carl  Levin,  D-Mich..  anoth- 
er member  of  the  group,  said 
Cedras  repeated  his  intention  to 
step  down  no  later  than  Oct.  15, 
the  date  set  for  the  restoration  of 
Aristide's  authority. 

Murtha  predicted  that  Cedras 
and  other  Haitian  military  leaders 
will  leave  the  country  because  an 
amnesty  law  now  being  debated  by 
the  Haitian  pariiameni  will  "not  be 
adequate  for  them  to  feel  comfort- 
able in  the  country." 

Cedras.  in  negotiations  with  for- 
mer President  Carter  on  Sept.  18, 
agreed  to  give  up  power  but  not  to 
leave  the  country. 


Tuesday,  October  4,  1994 


Prop,  tax  override 
aiming  to  alleviate 
crowded  schools 

By  Ban  Geman 

Collegion  Staff 

AMHERST  —  Amherst  residents 
are  going  lo  the  polls  today  to  vote  on 
a  properly  tax  override  designed  to 
fund  a  proposed  $22  million  renova- 
tion and  expansion  of  Amherst 
Regional  High  School. 

Voters  will  determine  whether  the 
town  will  override  state  lax  prop  2 
1/2,  which  caps  property  tar  increas- 
es at  2  1/2  percent  yearly. 

If  passed,  the  town  would  be 
allowed  lo  increase  its  yearly  property 
lax  by  more  than  2  1/2  percent  for 
the  time  needed  to  repay  debts 
incurred  renovating  and  expanding 
the  school. 

Amherst  residents  are  voting  on  an 
override  measure  for  the  second  lime 
this  year  after  voters  rejected  a  $23 
million  plan  by  72  votes  in  |une. 

The  other  towns  in  the  regional 
school  system  —  Lcverelt, 
Shulesbury  and  Pelham  —  passed 
override  measures  last  spring,  but  all 
towns  in  the  system  must  agree  on 
the  measure  in  order  for  it  to  go  into 
effect. 

Under  the  measure,  the  stale  will 
reimburse  the  school  system  for  67 
percent  of  the  proposed  cost.  The 
towns  in  the  school  system  would  pay 
the  balance,  bringing  the  cost  for  the 
town  of  Amherst  lo  $5.7  million  plus 
costs  incurred  financing  Ihe  incurred 
debt,  according  to  literature  provided 
by  the  superintendent  of  schools. 

Supporters  of  the  proposed  renova- 

Turn  to  OVERRIOE.  page  3 


By  Lisa  Greenfield 

Collegion  Staff 


Nobel  Peace  Prize  winner,  teacher  and  storyteller.  Elie 
Wiesel  spoke  last  night  at  a  crowd  of  approximately  3000 
people  in  |ohn  M.  Greene  Hall  at  Smith  College  about 
hope,  fear,  memory  and  responsibility. 

Bom  in  Sighet,  Transylvania.  Wiesel  was  transported  lo 
Auschwitz  at  the  age  of  15,  and  later  brought  to 
Buchenwald.  After  the  war.  Wiesel  went  to  Paris  and 
became  a  journalist.  In  1958  he  published  Sight,  the  first 
of  over  30  books. 

Sixty  colleges  and  universities  around  the  world  have 
given  Wiesel  honorary  degrees,  and  he  has  won  over 
eighty  awards. 

Wiesel  began  last  night's  speech  by  expressing  his  love 
for  the  Bible,  which  he  said  had  meaning  for  the  lime  in 
which  it  was  written,  and  has  "meaning  for  every  genera- 
tion." 

The  Bible,  he  says,  has  "so  much  truth  and  beauty  m 
it."  Pointing  out  that  we  are  all  descendants  of  Adam  aiid 
Eve.  he  asked  "how  much  more  humanistic  can  you  get?" 

He  went  on  to  tell  the  story  of  Cain  and  Abel,  in  which 
one  brother  killed  another.  The  lesson  he  relates  is.  "It  is 


possible  to  be  brothers  and  hale  one  another,  it  is  possible 
to  be  brothers  and  kill  one  another." 

The  one  lesson  no  one  has  leamed.  he  says,  "is  whoever 
kills,  kills  his  brother,  and  we  are  all  brothers." 

In  speaking  of  the  story  of  Noah  and  the  ark,  Wie&el 
says  God  promised  never  lo  destroy  the  world  again  by 
flood.  Wiesel  then  alluded  that  God  meant  humankind 
would  be  responsible  for  destroying  the  worid. 

He  introduced  international  human  rights  struggles, 
such  as  Bosnia,  and  explained  the  need  to  react.  His 
advice  in  becoming  socially  active  was  to  "begin  any- 
where, and  you  will  see  it  leads  you  everywhere." 

Wiesel  says  allowing  events  to  happen  in  one  pan  of  the 
world  will  affect  the  re«l  of  the  world,  and  indifference  is 
"the  worst  of  all  evils.' 

When  offering  students  advice  he  questioned  what  the 
future  vtall  hold. 

"When  I  think  about  the  year  2001,  I  live  with  your 
fears,  I  don't  know  what  to  tell  you." 

He  confesses  that  he  is  obsessed  and  afraid  of  what  he 
called  the  "nuclear  issue,"  admitting  that  he  is  apprehen 
sive  of  the  coming  nuclear  weapon  technology. 

Wiesel  explained  how  he  was  once  shown  a  computer 
the  size  of  a  whole  room,  and  how  technology  ha.s 
advanced  to  the  point  that  a  computer 
fit  into  an  attache  case.  He  said,  if  this 
could  happen  with  computers,  it  may 
also  happen  to  nuclear  weapons. 

On  speaking  of  his  writings,  Wiesel 
said  each  is  focused  around  memory. 
He  read  from  his  latest  novel  The 
Forgotten,  in  which  the  hero  is  stricken 
with  Alzheimer's  disease  and  is  faced 
with  losing  his  memories. 

Wiesel  said,  forgetting  is  "the  tragedy 
of  all  tragedies."  However,  he  showed 
skepticism  in  the  power  of  memory, 
saying.  "If  memory  didn't  cure  humani- 
ty of  anti-Semitism,  then  how  can  I  be 
so  sure  it  will  cure  other  diseases  to 
come?" 

Wiesel  says  he  tells  his  story 
because,  "in  spite  of  all  the  burning 
scars  that  cover  it.  it  may  be  shared  by 
you.  by  others,  and  because  of  that  it 
may  save  some  victim  from  being  vic- 

timized." 

u/ANNi  &«ra/coii(ci*N      He  closed  his  speech  by  offering  stu- 
Nobel  Peace  Prize  Laureate  Elie  Wiesel  lectured  last  night  at  Smith  dents  the  wisdom,  "the  answer  is  always 
College's  John  M.  Greene  Hall  in  your  hands." 


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Saturday  rTX>ming,  lines  of  Nancy  Kerrigan  fans  lx>th  young  and  old  flooded  the  fttness  center  at  the  Yankee 
Candle  Factory  in  South  DeerfiekJ  Multiple  video  screens  replayed  Ken-igan's  Olympic  silver  medal  victory  pertor 
marKe  as  she  autographed  skates,  pictures  and  other  memorabilia 


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Faculty  Senate  is  on  the  search      Professor's  dedication  and  contribution  are  awarded 


nominees  needed  for  Secretary 


By  Heolher  Redfem 

CoHagion  Staff 


The  recent  appoinimeni  of 
Professor  Javier  Ccvallos.  Sctrclary 
of  the  Faculty  Senate,  to  the  pt)sition 
erf  Faculty  Advisor  to  the  Provost  has 
prompted  the  immediate  election  of  a 
new  Senate  secretary. 

In  accordance  with  Senate  bylaws. 
a  slate  of  one  or  more  nominees  must 
be  presented  lo  members  of  the 
Faculty  Senate  during  its  Oct.  6 
meeting. 

Additional  nominations  are  wcl 
come  to  be  made  from  the  floor  at 
the  meeting. 

The  election  of  a  new  secretary 
will  be  held  at  the  meeting  on  Oct 
27. 

At  the  present  time,  Enwsi  May.  a 
professor  in  the  Music  and  Dance 
Department  is  filling  an  Interim  posi- 
tion of  Secretary  to  the  Faculty 
Senate,  said  Shcrri  Bamicle.  an  assis 
tant  lo  the  Secretary  of  the  Faculty 


Senate. 

Faculty  Senate  Secretary  serves  as 
the  principle  administrative  officer 
of  the  Senate. 

The  Secretary  also  serves  as 
spokesperson  of  the  body  to  faculty, 
administrative  members  and  the  stu 
dent  population. 

At  the  present  time,  a  nomina- 
tion commiftcc  appointed  by  the 
Chancellor  is  seeking  to  find  facul 
ty  members  able  to  fill  the  posi- 
tion 

Candidates  are  not  required  lo  be 
current  members  of  the  Senate,  but 
familiarity  with  procedures  of  the 
body  will  be  considered  at  the  lime  of 
election 

Names  of  potential  nominees  may 
be  provided  to  any  member  of  the 
Nominating  Committee  via  tele 
phone,  note,  electronic  mail,  or  any 
other  medium  before  5:00  p.m.  on 
Friday,  October  23. 

The  faculty  senate  can  be  reached 
at  545  3611. 


By  Christopher  Hasiett 

Collegon  Correspondent 

A  conference  was  held  yesterday  in 
the  Gunncss  Engineering  Student 
Center  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  to  honor  Vladimir 
Hacnsel. 

Haenscl  is  an  award  winning  chem 
ical  engineer  who.  at  the  age  of  80. 
still  works  on  chemical  engineering 
research  and  teaches  two  lectures  at 
the  University. 

A  $50,IXX)  endowment  was  given 
to  the  University  in  Haensel's  name 
by  the  Illinois  based  oil  company 
UOP.  Robert  F.  Anderson,  vice  pres- 
ident ul  quality  and  productivity  at 
UOP.  attended  the  symposium  to  pre 
sent  the  check. 

"Val  Haensel's  contribution  to  the 
oil  products  industry  cannot  be  over 
stated,"  said  UOP  President  and 
Chief  Executive  Officer  Michael 
Winficld  in  a  press  release  yesterday. 

'He  is  enormously  talented  and 
dedicated  to  his  field.  We  hope  that 
this  fund  serves  to  recognize  hit  long 


and    extraordinary    career,    and 
acknowledges  his  commitment  tu 
providing    challenging    research 
opportunities  for  undergraduate  stu 
dents,"  Winficld  said. 

Haenscl  has  worked  with  UOP  for 
four  decades. 

"In  all  that  time."  said  Haenscl.  "I 
never  said  thank  Gtxl  it's  Friday." 

"The  most  important  part  of  leam 
ing  the  ropes  is  to  gain  the  confidento 
of  the  people  that  work  for  you."  said 
Haenscl 

He  also  told  the  story  of  once  hav 
ing  the  embarrassing  task  of  offering 
a  sulxirdinaie  a  raise,  of  three  cents 
per  hour.  The  subordinate,  in  good 
humor,  said,  "Why  not  just  let  them 
keep  ii." 

"Thai's  when  I  leamed,  if  you're 
going  to  give  an  increase,  never  be 
cheap,"  said  Haenscl. 

He  also  spoke  of  his  teaching 
methods,  "Respect  the  dignity  of  each 
student."  Haenscl  said,  "in  my  lec- 
tures. I  give  out  apples  for  good 

Turn  to  HAINSEL.  page  3 


lOMM  UMMMNXrOlliCIAN 

Engineer  Vladimir  Haensel  (center)  receives  an  endowment  from  mem- 
bers of  the  UOP  Oil  Company. 


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Tuckdjiy.  Oct.  4 

Mi-cling  -  InlorTiiiilion  social. 
Lcsbiun.  HiscxudI  and  Gay  Alliance. 
Campus  Center  room  805,  UMass, 
Free,  7  p. in.  to  4  p.m. 

Wriiinf^  Ti'sl  —  mandatory  for  all 
new  first  >e;ir  students,  Karllell  Hall 
room  til .  7  [1  Ml 

Muiii  -  laiuily  Kecilal.  David 
Spom>  and  Nadine  Shank.  Bezanson 
Retital  Hall.  UMass,  8  p.m. 

Lciitire  —  Gallery  Talk  — 
Nicholas  Roerich:  Sailing  to 
Byzantium.  Amherst  College  Mead 
An  Museum.  At  ,  free.  12:15  p.m. 

Musii.-  Music  in  the  Noon 
Hour,  Christopher  Krueger.  flute 
and  luhn  Van  Buskirkk.  piano. 
Sweeney  Concert  Hall,  SC,  free. 
12:30  pin 

Music  -  Tacuily  Recital: 
Trombone  and  Piano  in  Concert, 
Bezanson  Recital  Hall.  UMass.  !<  p  ni. 

Wednesday.  Oct.  5 

SpejkiT  ~  ludilh  LcBlanc.  Native 
American  activist.  Student  Union 
Ballroom.  UMass,  Free.  7  p.m. 

Meeting  ~  Student  Government 
Association  meeting. 

Commonwealth  room  at  the  Campus 
Center.  UMass.  Free,  7  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Advances  in  Nursing 
Scholarship  Colloquia,  Health  Care 
Reform:  Fffect  on  Nur.ses,  Suzanne 
Gordon  will  be  speaking.  Morrill  1, 
UMass.  4  p.m.  to  b  p.m. 

Speaker  —  Felice  Yeskel.  "Making 


Schools  Safe  for  Gay,  Lesbian  &. 
Bisexual  Youth."  Campus  Center 
room  417.  UMass. 

lV>i//r;^  Test  —  Mandatory  lor  all 
new  firsi-year  students,  Bartleii  Hall 
room  bl.  7  p.m. 

Meeting  —  South  Asian  Club, 
learn  abut  the  different  events  going 
on  throughout  the  semester.  Campus 
Center  room  905.  7  p.m. 

Celebration  —  Rosh  Chodesh,  cel- 
ebration of  the  New  Moon  for 
lewish  Women.  Hillel  House, 
UMa.ss.  7:50  p.m. 

Peace  Corps  ~  Film  presentation, 
come  find  out  what  we  are  all  about, 
Campus  Center  room  804.  UMas.s.  7 
p.m. 

Speaker  —  Baiya  Weinbaum  will 
give  a  reading  from  her  new  book. 
"The  Island  of  Floating  Women," 
Campus  Center  room  805,  UMass, 
7:50  p.m. 

film  —  A  Man  When  He  is  a 
Man.  Augusta  Savage  Gallery  101 
New  .Africa  House,  UMa.ss.  7  p.m. 

Dance  —  Mallika  Sarabhai 
Darpana  Dance  Company,  Bowker 
Auditorium,  UMass,  8  p.m..  Call 
545-251  I  for  ticket  prices. 

Lecture  —  Gay.  Lesbian  and 
Bisexual  Studies  Lecture  Series: 
Making  Schools  Safe  for  Gay.  Lesbian 
and  Bisexual  Youth.  Campus  Center 
room  1654,  UMass.  11:1 5  a.m. 

Thursday.  Oct.  6 

Give  RIood  —  Blood  drive  at  the 
Campus  Center  Basement.  UMass. 


10:50  p.m.  to  4:50  p.m. 

Itim  —  Vampyr.  Hertcr  Hall 
room  227.  UMass.  Free,  7:50  p.m. 

Visual  An  —  Closing  Reception, 
Trance  94.  Herler  Gallery,  UMass.  5 
p.m.  to  7  p.m. 

Trench  Club  —-  Meeting  at  Cafe 
Di  Carlo  in  Amherst,  7  p.m.  All  wel 
come. 

Seminar  —  Chemistry  seminar, 
Ledcrle  Graduate  Research  Tower 
room  1654.  UMass.  I  1:15  a.m. 

Lecture  —  Feng  Distinguished 
Lecture  .Scries,  Campus  Center  room 
1009.  UMass.  free,  5  p.m. 

lilm  —  do.  Trabi.  Go.  Campus 
Center  Theater,  AC,  free.  Show 
times:  4  p.m.  and  7:50  p.m. 

Tilm  —  lean-Michel  Basquiat, 
Museum  of  Art  in  the  Museum 
Lobby  at  MflC,  4  p.m. 

Muiic  —  Terrence  Wilson,  piano, 
Bowker  Auditorium,  UMass.  $8,  8 
p.m. 

Music  —  Chris  Smilhcr.  Campus 
Center  Theater.  AC,  $8  or  $2  with 
Amherst  College  student  ID..  8  p.m. 

Friday,  Oct.  7 

Services  —  Shabbat  service  led  by 
Professor  lulius  Lester.  Hillel  House, 
UMass.  7  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Visiting  Lecturer  Series 
in  Geology,  Morrill  Science  Center 
room  151,  5:50  p.m. 

Conference  —  Negotiation 
Identities:  What's  Difference  Got  to 
Do  With  It?.  Williis-Hallowell  and 
Dwight     Hall.     MHC.     6     p.m.. 


STARTS  OCT.  3 

10- Week  Adult 

Evening  Dance 

Programs 


AMHERST 
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29  strong  St., 
Amherst 

549-1555 

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(Mon  -  Wed) 

•Intermediate  Ballet 

(Tues  -  Thurs) 

•Martha  Graham 

Modern  Technique 

(Mon) 


Information:  558-2655. 

Community  —  Green  Tara 
Meditation.  Wright  Hall  Common 
Room.  Smith  College,  4  p.m.  to  5: 50 
p.m. 

Other  Aclivilies  and  Upcoming 
Events 

Community  Service  ■  The 
Companion  Program  is  looking  for 
volunteers.  Call  255-2591. 

Internships  -  MASSPIRG  is  offer- 
ing internships  for  the  fall  semester. 
Earn  course  credits.  Information: 
425B  Student  Union  or  call 
545-0199. 

Earn  credits  -  The  Peer  Education 
Program  on  Sexual  Harassment  is 
recruiting  50  undergraduate  men 
and  women  for  its  one-credit  train- 
ing session  this  semester. 
Information:  Mike.  546-0565. 

The  Homework  Club  — 
Volunteers  needed  to  help  in  after- 
school  program  to  help  children 
from  non-English  speaking  family 
do  their  homework.  Information: 
Scott,  Heap  or  Seng.  255-0696. 

Want  to  be  a  teacher?  —  Students 
interested  in  becoming  teacher 
(grades  5-12)  arc  invited  to  visit  the 
STEP  Advising  office.  Room  125  B 
Furcolo  Hall  in  the  School  of 
Education,  applications  for  spring 
acceptance  are  available  at  the 
office.  Information:  545-4597. 

/.  Crew  Warehouse  Sale  — 
Mullins  Center.  UMass.  Monday  to 
Thursday.  9  a.m.  to  9  p.m. 


Larceny 

Sept.  29 

An  individual  reported  his  sneakers 
stolen  from  the  Campus  Center  while 
he  was  resting  on  the  lower  level. 

Sept.  50 

An  individual  returned  to  her 
office  in  Whitmore  Administration 
Building  and  found  a  man  rifling  her 
purse.  As  the  individual  fled,  she 
chased  him  along  with  other  employ- 
ees into  a  women's  bathroom.  He 
was  found  hiding  in  a  stall  and  agin 
fled  from  the  building  into  Lot  7 1 . 
He  was  last  seen  heading  into  the 
Munson  Annex.  The  woman's  wallet 
was  found  outside  the  office.  Police 
had  a  description  of  the  man  but 
failed  to  find  a  subject  after  a  com- 
plete search  of  the  area. 

An  individual  reported  leaving  her 
room  unlocked  in  Prince  Dorm  to 
take  a  shower.  On  returning  to  her 
room,  she  discovered  $52  in  cash 
stolen  from  her  wallet. 

Vandalism 

Sept.  28 

Staff  reported  someone  smashed  the 
North  entrance  door  of  Herter  Hall. 

Sept.  29 

An  individual  reported  his  vehicle 
was  "keyed"  on  Presidential  Drive. 


Sept.  50 

An  individual  reported  his  vehicle 
in  Lot  1 1  was  broken  into  and  that 
his  stereo,  radar  detector  CB  Unit 
were  stolen. 

An  individual  reported  a  rock  was 
thrown  through  the  window  of  his 
vehicle  parked  in  Lot  1 3. 

Oct.  1 

A  poster  of  Nelson  Mandela  in  the 
basement  of  Cance  Dorm  had  a 
swastika  written  with  a  racial  slur. 

Burglary/Breaking  and  Entering 

Sept.  29 

An  individual  reported  his  vehicle 
broken  into  in  Lot  44  and  his  Sony 
Discman  was  stolen. 

Annoying  Phone  Call 

Sept.  29 

An  individual  from  Brown  Dorm 
reported  receiving  a  threatening  mes- 
sage which  is  under  investigation. 

An  individual  from  the  Southwest 
Residential  Area  reported  receiving  a 
number  of  harassing  calls  which  is 
under  investigation. 

Fire  Alarm 

Sept.  30 

A  paper  notice  on  the  1 5th  Hoor  of 
Coolidge  Dorm  was  set  on  fire. 


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Tuesday,  October  4,  1994  /  Page  3 


Anti-abortionists  harmed  from  clinics 


WASHINGTON  (AP)  -  The  Supreme  Cuurt 
rejecled  an  appeal  Munday  by  five  anii-atxjriiun  pro- 
testers banned  from  demonstrating  at  several 
Massachusetts  clinics. 

The  court,  without  comment,  turned  away  the  pro- 
testers" argument  that  they  were  wrongly  denied  a 
chance  to  find  out  the  identities  of  the  women  whose 
rights  their  demonstrations  allegedly  violated  and  ques- 
tion the  women  to  defend  a  lawsuit  arising  from  the 
protests. 

The  protesters'  attorney.  Francis  Fox  of  Boston, 
said  the 

court's  action  ends  the  case  without  a  ruling.  At 
Operation  Rescue  in  Brainiree.  Bob  Delery  said  the 
high  court's  decision  was  disappointing  but  expected. 

"We  realize  this  Supreme  Court  is  not  ready  to 
protect  he  untxjm  child,"  Delery  said.  "All  we  know  is 
we  have  to  keep  fighting  for  the  lives  of  untxjrn  babies 
until  we  can  convince  the  court  of  the  worthiness  of 
protecting  the  children's  lives." 

However,  in  Massachusetts  the  quest  to  end  abor- 
tion stops  at  the  clinic  door,  since  anti-atxirtion  groups 
are  barred  by  a  court  order  from  mounting  blockades. 

"We're  happy.  We're  real  happy."  said  Susan 
Newsom. 

spokeswoman  for  Planned  Parenthood.  "That's 
something  we  would  never  do.  to  give  them  access  to 
names  of  patients.  Even  if  the  court  had  ordered  us  to. 
we  wouldn't.  One  of  our  primary  goals  is  to  protect 
their  privacy." 

The  five  protesters  were  among  79  individuals 
sued  by  Planned  Parenthood  and  Massachusetts  abor- 
tion clinics  in  1989.  Also  sued  were  the  anti-abortion 
groups  Operation  Rescue:  Boston  and  the  Pro-Life 
Action  Network  of  Arlington. 

The  lawsuit,  which  led  to  the  permanent  injunc- 
tion against  blockades,  had  claimed  demonstrations 
blocking  access  to  abortion  clinics  violated  the  rights 


of  women  who  had  sought  the  clinics  service";.  The 
suit  said  those  women  had  been  intimidated,  threat- 
ened and  coerced  by  the  tactics  used. 

The  Supreme  Court  last  June  ruled  that  judges 
have  the  power  to  bar  even  peaceful  demonstrators 
from  getting  too  close  to  atxjrtion  clinics. 

During  pretrial  hearings,  the  prole^lcr^  sought  to 
question  the  women  who  allegedly  had  been  intimidat- 
ed, threatened  and  coerced. 

But  stale  courts  ruled  that  the  women's  idcniilics 
could  remain  confidential  and  that  lawyers  lor  the  pro- 
testers could  not  question  '.hem  even  anonymously. 

In  its  ruling  last  April,  the  stale  Supreme  ludicial 
Court 

acknowledged  that  "how  actual  participants 
responded  to  events  could  be  a  guide  to  how  a  reason- 
able person  would  read  in  the  same  circumstances." 

But  the  state  court  said  it  was  unlikely  that  any 
woman  affected  by  the  clinic  blockades  would  have 
testified  that  they  were  not  traumatized. 

"The  numt)er  of  trespasses,  the  scores  ot  scheduled 
blockades  that  were  impeded,  the  physical  intrusive- 
ness  of  the  blockaders  and  the  evidence  of  reactions  of 
patients  and  clinic  personnel  make  it  unlikely"  such 
questioning  could  have  helped  those  eventually  barred 
from  participating  in  such  protests,  the  state  court 
ruled. 

In  the  appeal  acted  on  Monday,  lawyers  for  the 
five  protesters  said  the  state  court  elevated  the  privacy 
rights  of  clinic  patients  above  the  fair-trial  rights  of  the 
protesters. 

The  state  court  rejcxted  that  argument,  noting  that 
the  trial  was  civil  —  not  criminal  —  and  that  no  mone- 
tary damages  had  been  sought  from  the  protesters. 

The  five  protesters  who  filed  the  Supreme  Court 
appeal  are  Kevin  Blake.  Sean  Brogan.  Mary  Kelliher. 
lohn  D.  McCarthy  and  Mortimer  O'Shea. 

The  case  is  Blake  vs.  Planned  Parenthood,  94-52. 


Judge  orders  change  of  venue  on  abduction  case 


By  Jeff  Donn 

Associated  Press 


PITTSFIELD  —  A  1 3  year-old  giH 
lifted  her  hand  and  Fainted  across 
the  courtroom  at  the  man  she  says 
tried  to  grab  her  on  a  downtown 
street  last  January. 

"He's  over  there,"  Rebecca 
Savarcsc  said  in  a  clear,  calm  voice 
in  Berkshire  Superior  Court. 

Savarese  was  pointing  at  Lewis 
Lent,  the  44-year-old  North  Adams 
man  who  is  accused  not  only  of  trying 
to  abduct  the  Pittsfield  giri  on  |an.  7, 
txit  also  of  killing  two  children. 

Judge  Daniel  Ford  is  exp>ected  to 
hear  a  motion  today  to  dismiss  the 
murder  indictment  and  change  the 
venue. 

Lent's  attorneys  say  the  photo  line- 
up used  to  identify  their  client  as  the 
would-t)e  kidnapper  was  rigged.  The 


defense  is  also  trying  to  strike  down 
Lent's  reportedly  self-incriminating 
statements  in  both  child  murders, 
saying  they  were  obtained  by  "duress 
and  coercion."  The  statements,  if 
allowed,  are  expected  to  play  a  cen- 
tral role  at  trial. 

Russell  Davis  of  Lenox,  a  hospital 
orderly  on  his  way  home  from  the 
night  shift,  testified  he  saw  the  con- 
frontation between  Savarase  and  a 
would-be  kidnapper  Davis  identified 
as  Lent. 

"We  locked  eyes.  It  seemed  like  a 
lifetime,  but  it  was  probably  just  a 
few  seconds."  Davis  said. 

Lent  sat  through  most  of  the  hear- 
ing stone-faced.  At  one  point, 
though,  while  his  lawyer  was 
describing  how  the  girl  identified 
him.  he  shook  his  head  slightly. 

His  mother.  Lois  Wood,  came  to 
the  hearing  but  declined  comment  to 


reporters.  Lent's  family  said  he 
denies  involvement  in  the  crimes  and 
complained  that  he  was  pressured  by 
police  into  implicating  himself. 

Lent's  lawyer  said  at  the  hearing 
police  had  prompted  the  girl  to  pick 
Lent  from  a  photo  array  and  police 
lineup  by  making  sure  he  was  the 
only  choice  who  closely  resembled  a 
description  she  gave  earlier  of  the 
man  who  tried  to  force  her  into  his 
pickup  truck. 

"The  photo  array  is  suggestive,  and 
I  would  suggest  unnecessarily  so." 
said  defense  lawyer  Richard 
LcBlanc. 

But  Anne  Kendall,  an  Assistant 
District  Attorney,  contended  that  the 
girl  identified  Lent  because  she 
remembered  him  clearly,  not 
because  he  was  the  only  choice  in 
the  array  or  lineup  with  short  hair  or 
thick  silver  rimmed  glasses. 


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Undergrad  Senate  needs  commuters 
to  fill  post-election  vacant  positions 


By  Justin  Ooyie 

Collegian  Slon 


The  Undergraduate  Student  Senate 
at  the  University  of  Massachusetts 
held  elections  for  senate  seats  last 
Thursday,  but  the  voting  is  not  yet 
over. 

There  were  28  new  senators  liv- 
ing on-campus  elected.  18  sena- 
tors who  are  commuters,  and  2 
senators  from  the  Greek  area. Yet. 
because  not  enough  students  were 
nominated,  there  are  seats  still  left 
empty. 

According  to  Mercedes  Betanco. 
undergraduate  student  speaker,  not 
enough  students  went  through  the 
process  of  being  nominated  for  the 
senate  scats  that  are  available  for 
commuters. 

There  were  25  senate  seats  avail- 
able to  students  who  commute  to 
school,  and  the  senate  received  only 
IK  nominations,  according  to 
Betanco. 

There  were  six  commuters  writ- 
ten-in  on  the  election  ballots,  but 
only  five  available  senate  seals,  said 
Betanco. 

The  senate  will  not  rehold  offi- 


cial balloted  elections  for  the  five 
seals,  according  to  Betanco.  but 
there  will  be  a  write-in  ballot 
tomorrow. 

"We  cannot  go  through  the 
process  of  handing  nomination 
papers  out  again.'  said  Betanco. 
"There  will  not  be  a  regular  elcc- 

"In  the  case  where  no 

one  was  running,  the 

open  senate  seals  will 

be  filled  by  write-ins. " 

-Mercedes  Betanco 


lion  with  ballots  or  referendum 
questions.' 

Tomorrow's  election  will  only  be 
for  commuters. 

The  election  is  being  held  at  the 
Hatch  from  9  a.m.  to  5  p.m. 

The  ballots  will  be  write-in  and 
the  winner  will  be  decided  by  majori- 
ty- 

Of  the  28  available  senate  seats 
on  campus,  four  were  elected  from 
the    Central    area,     two    from 


Orchard  Hill,  three  from  Sylvan, 
six  from  Northeast,  and  13  from 
Southwest. 

The  elections  for  all  the  dorms  on 
campus  have  not  yet  been  completed. 
Some  senate  seats  have  yet  to  be 
niled. 

"In  the  cases  where  no  one  was 
running,  the  open  senate  scats  will  be 
filled  by  write-in's."  said  Betanco. 
"As  of  now  I  have  not  contacted  all 
the  students  who  have  a  chance  at 
the  position." 

The  two  referendums  on  the  ballot 
both  passed.  Question  one.  involving 
Advocacy  Agencies  on  campus, 
passed  by  792  votes.  Question  two. 
concerning  the  Cannabis  Reform 
Coalition,  was  a  closer  race  passing 
by  188  votes. 

Approximately  1200  students 
voted  last  Thursday  in  the  Student 
Senate  elections,  according  to 
Betanco. 

There  will  be  a  mandatory  open 
house  meeting  for  all  the  elected  sen- 
ators tomorrow  at  7  p.m..  in  the 
Student  Union  Ballroom. 

The  meeting  will  be  a  welcome  to 
the  to  the  student  senate  for  all  the 
senators,  according  to  Betanco. 


Haensel 


continued  from  page  1 

answers,  and  good  questions.  Never  say  "That's  a  stupid 

question." 

"He  is  an  inspiration  to  his  colleagues  and  his  students 
who  are  continually  amazed  at  his  energy  level  and  his 
commitment  to  new  research.  Listening  to  him  conduct  a 
class,  one  cannot  help  but  share  his  enthusiasm  and 


respect  his  almost  unlimited  knowledge."  said  Dr.  Michael 
Doherly.  head  of  the  Chemical  Engineering  Department. 

Haensel  has  written  over  120  scientific  and  technical 
papers  and  had  been  granted  over  545  patents  world 
wide.  Haensel  is  continuing  his  research  and  his  lec- 
tures. 


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tion  and  expansion  say  the  measure  is  needed  to  meet  ris- 
ing projected  enrollments  in  the  high  school,  and  to 
upgrade  the  school  library,  science  labs  and  foreign  lan- 
guage facilities. 

"The  current  library  is  undersized  for  the  population  it 
serves,  let  alone  the  population  we're  going  to  get,*  said 
Assistant  Superintendent  of  Schools  Ron  Bell.  'We  have 
out-of-date  science  labs.  Most  were  built  in  the  1950s." 

The  plan  has  also  drawn  critics  in  Amherst. 

Fonner  Select  Board  member  David  Keenan  said  having 
another  override  vote  just  months  after  the  failure  of  last 
June's  slightly  more  expensive  effort  is  "undemocratic' 

"I  don't  believe  it  follows  the  democratic  process  to 
keep  bringing  projects  to  vote  after  they  fail,"  said 
Keenan.  'This  is  an  end  run  around  democracy." 

The  proposed  expansion  and  renovation  represents  a 
"wish  list"  of  the  school's  teachers,  and  should  have  been 
reviewed  by  "independent  authorities,"  according  to  Leo 
Bouchard  of  the  anti-override  group  STOP. 

"The  building  as  proposed  is  a  poor  idea."  said 
Bouchard.  "The  building  committee  didn't  question  the 
criteria  presented  to  them." 


presented  as  the  only  alternative."  said  Bouchard. 

Supporters  of  the  measure  point  out  that  Stale  man- 
dates required  that  space  be  used  for  special  education 
and  language  programs,  and  have  thus  reduced  the  exist- 
ing amount  of  classroom  space  in  the  high  school. 

The  creation  of  computer  labs  has  also  reduced  the 
amount  of  classroom  space,  bringing  the  capacity  of  the 
high  school  down  by  approximately  ISO  students  since 
classrooms  began  to  be  used  for  other  purposes. 

If  the  plan  passes,  the  expanded  high  school  would 
enroll  ninth  graders.  Currently  the  town's  junior  high 
school  holds  grades  seven  through  nine,  while  the  high 
school  holds  grades  10-12. 

Making  the  high  school  available  to  ninth  graders 
would  be  good  for  the  educational  development  of  stu- 
dents in  the  junior  high,  according  to  Margaret  Collins  of 
the  pro-  override  Vole  Yes  Campaign. 

"It  will  solve  two  problems:  crowding  in  the  high  school 
and  crowding  in  the  junior  high."  said  Collins,  co-chair  of 
the  high  school  parent  advisory  council  and  director  of  the 
Hampshire  Youth  2000  Coalition.  "It  unites  ninth  graders 
with  the  high  school,  which  is  developmenlally  where  they 


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Fad  calls  for  crime  punishment 


Peter 
Orvetti 


The  Idles)  Idd  ot  the  pohtical  season  is  cnme  Noi 
crime  prevention,  as  the  new  crime  laws  prk.ue. 
The  >TJze  now  is  for  punishment  The  govem- 
nieni  hds  rejeeicd  educational,  social  and  community 
pa>grams  meant  to  give  the  impoveri>hed  and  the  dis- 
advantaged a  better  shot  at  a  decent 
life,  and  to  prevent  teenagers  from 
becoming  criminals  in  the  first  place. 
Instead,  our  populist  president  has 
opteJ  10  affix  his  signature  to  legisla- 
;ion  ',hji  expands  the  death  penalty. 
buiMs  more  jails,  and  mipiises  harsh  resinctions  on 
immigrants. 

That  is  the  way  things  work  today.  Cnme  is  not 
caused  b>  economic  polarization,  nor  by  the  com- 
puter-industrial age  that  drives  more  and  more  peo- 
ple into  povenx.  Nor  is  it  caused  by  the  illegal  drug 
trade  and  the  abysmal  state  of  urban  education 
Cnme.  sa>  the  Senate  and  the  President,  is  caused  by 
law-abiding  immigrants,  and  by  teenage  girls  who 
make  themselves  pregnant  (without  male  assis- 
tance'' in  order  to  receive  ar,  additional  $6"  welfare 
payment 

Immigrant  fever  has  swept  .America,  .\lthough 
there  is  absolutely  no  documented  correlation 
between  immigration  and  crime,  and  immigrants  are 
among  the  hardest-working  Americans,  our  represen- 
tatives have  opted  to  push  racist  buttons  and  foment 
division  rather  than  scriouslv  tackle  the  crime  prob- 
lem Now.  the  White  House  wants  all  "real 
Ajnericans"  to  carry  federal  i.D.  cards,  that  could  be 
chevjked  at  will  by  the  iikes  of  Officer  Stacey  Koon 
Some  lawmakers  want  to  force  doctors  to  report  to 
the  feds  on  patients  who  are  legal  immigrants. 

All  well  and  good  for  folks  facing  tough  elections. 
Racism  and  hystena  are  proven  vote-getters,  while 
serious  proposals  are  the  butt  of  jokes  on  the 
late-night  talk  shows  Fascist  proposals  mean  big 
votes  But  they  wont  stop  crime 

How  can  v»e  decrease  cnme  in  America?  My  pro- 
gram is  relatively  simple,  but  makes  a  lousy  sound 
bite 

First,  immediately  decriminalize  all  victimless 
cnme*.  I  will  discuss  what  this  means  in  the  weeks  to 
come  Fiv  now  though  lust  remember  that  the  major- 


ity of  those  incarcerated  are  n<.>l  murderers  and 
rapists.  Thcv  are  perpetrators  of  victimless  crimes 
More  than  bO  percent  of  jail  space  would  be  cleared 
out  immediately. 

Second,  use  this  free  jail  space  to  fonre  murderers 
and  rapists  to  serve  full  sentences 
Most  of  these  criminals  are  repeat 
offenders,  who  get  out  in  one-third  of 
their  sentence  time  because  those  who 
have  committed  victimless  crimes  are 
taking  up  all  the  sp*ce.  Keep  these  real 
cnminals  in  jail;  increase  the  mandaion  sentence  for 
rape  to  life. 

Third,  only  if  and  wfjen  these  jails  are  full  —  and  ihey 
will  not  be  full  since  by  this  point  crime  will  have  t«en 
decnsascd  by  half  —  build  iTK>re  prisons  Base  any  new 
construction  on  rehabilitation  and  education  Rigni 
now.  there  ate  prisons  in  this  country  beii^  invesigaiesi 
by  human  rights  groups,  and  the  United  States 
impounds  more  people  than  any  other  irklustnal  nation 
Fourth,  abolish  the  death  penalty  :■?.  all  states. 
While  constitutional,  the  death  penalty  has  been 
proven  a  failure  The  crime  rate  is  increasing  even  as 
the  death  penalty  is  adopted  in  more  and  more  states 
Studies  that  include  conversations  with  pnsoners 
show  that  it  has  no  deterrent  effect  on  someone  cor^- 
sideririg  commuting  a  cnme  It  is  iu«  anotho-  pcditi- 
cal  hot-button;  it  makes  the  politician  lcx»k  tough 
Only  one  other  industrial  nation  has  a  death  pienalty. 
u  is  South  .Africa,  and  the  law  was  crafted  under 
apartheid.  That's  no  surprise,  in  Amenca  the  death 
penalty  is  left  to  the  whim  of  the  judge,  and  there  are 
pnoponionately  far  more  Blacks  than  Vk'hites  awaitii^ 
execution. 

Fifth,  stop  all  effons  at  "three-strike'  laws  Odds 
are  a  serious  criminal  will  be  in  jail  for  life  after  twc 
or  three  offenses  under  my  program  The  trouble  is. 
current  three-  strike  effons  wx^uld  put  a  repeat  petrv 
burglar  in  jail  for  life,  but  let  a  one-time  rapist  out  on 
parole.  N\e  do  not  need  a  statute  based  on  baseb«ll  as 
our  form  of  justice  \Ke  must  have  faith  in  our  fair 
trial  system  In  one  publicized  case,  a  small-time  rob- 
ber now  faces  life  imprisonment  for  stealing  a  slice  of 
pizza.  Now  that's  democracy 

Peter  Ori'etu  u  a  CoUegicn  cxtlumma. 


The  insignificance  of  life  at  the  beach 


David 
Jastrow 


Y  There  was  a  gentle  wind 
brushing  against  the  young 
man's  face,  and  he  sat  con- 
tently  on  his  Philadelphia  Eagles 
towel 

The  breeze  provided  a  perfect  bal- 
ance to  the  radiant  August  sun  His 
only  possessions  were  Panama  lack 
tanning  lotion,  a  cheap  yellow  volley- 
ball that  was  proba- 
bly much  cooler  in 
l-iM.  and  the  previ- 
ously mentioned 
lowel . 

A  man  approached 
nm  and  asked  if  he  wanted  to  play 
>^~L-  V.I  lev  ball  He  looked  at  the 
.kiin  anj  rvMiced  twv  puy^  who  were 
vonfidenilv  hitting  a  ball  back  and 
forth 

He  was  slightly  skilled  at  the  game, 
and  It  wasn't  really  tCK?  different  from 
basketball,  or  k>  he  thought 

They  began  to  play,  and  it 
became  obvious  that  the  man.  who 
was  middle-aged,  knew  what  he  was 
doing 

They  lost  the  firs!  couple  of 
points  and  the  two  opponents 
bumped  chests  and  reached  for  their 
beers 

li  was  the  only  celebrating  they 
would  he  doing  The  young  man  and 
the  middle-aged  man  seemed  to  con- 
nect They  set  up  perfectly  to  each 
other,  and  powerful  tiamt  were  oom- 
bined  with  hanging  drop  cImms  that 
fell  )iwt  oui  of  reach  of  their  dumb- 


founded opponents.  W'hen  it  was 
ever,  the  two  strangers  took  the 
game.  15-4  They  decided  to  play 
again 

The  second  match  was  cktser,  and 
with  the  score  tied  the  middle-aged 
man  set  up  a  beautiful  shot  The 
young  man's  eyes  widened 

But  as  he  ran  up  to  the  net.  his  eyes 
glued  to  the  ball,  he 
failed  to  notice  the  net 

He  ran  full  speed  into 
It  and  fell  flat  on  his 
back  from  the  sudden 
reversal  of  momentum 
The  flesh  under  his  left  arm  was 
covered  with  red  scratch  marks  He 
instinctively  glanced  at  a  pretty 
voung  woman  who  was  watching  the 
match  and  saw  that  she  was  gig- 
gling, and  he  could  only  speculate 
how  the  scene  must  have  looked 

The  game  deteriorated  at  that 
point  and  he  sneaked  off  the  beach  as 
quickly  as  he  coukl 

He  realized  that  he  was  late  for 
work,  so  he  immediately  grabbed  his 
uniform.  He  grimaced  as  he  put  on 
his  black  polyester  panii  which 
placed  too  much  lightness  in  the 
crotch  area. 

His  job  w  as  to  operate  a  tide  called 
"On  The  Boardwalk."  a  sk>w  movir^ 
journey  thrxiugh  the  past  of  Atlantic 
City  To  get  onto  this  Mecca  of 
excitement,  it  was  necessary  to  step 
onto  a  moving  sidewalk  and  then 
embark  onto  the  actual  nde. 


After  an  hour  of  work,  he  was 
bored  He  wondered  to  himself  if 
one-half  of  his  college  education 
should  have  brought  him  more  chal- 
lenging jobs  than  this  or>e 

Suddenly,  a  fat  woman  stepped  up 
to  his  ride  and  he  warned  her  that  the 
conveyor  belt  he  stc>od  on  was  in 
motion.  His  advice  was  ignored  and 
she  fell  flat  CXI  her  back  Her  motion- 
less body  moved  slowly  down  the 
conveyor  belt  until  the  young  man. 
with  his  cat-like  instincts,  stopped 
the  nde  He  convinced  the  woman 
not  to  cue  the  company,  and  at  last. 
he  went  hack  home 

He  smoked  a  cigarette  on  the 
wooden  deck  outside  his  home  aitd 
he  planned  to  sleep  As  he  was  about 
to  go  back  inside  the  people  new 
door  asked  the  young  man  if  he 
wanted  to  come  over  to  have  a  few 
drinks. 

The  atmosphere  over  there  remind- 
ed him  of  school.  aT>d  he  drank  with 
his  neighbors  most  of  the  night  One 
guy  talked  about  his  girlfneitd  who 
left  him  after  being  engaged  to  him 
for  a  few  years  She  also  took  his 
stereo  with  her 

'You've  got  to  get  it  back."  was  all 
he  could  say  to  comfort  his  saddened 
new  friend  A  while  later,  the  new 
fnend  threw  up  aiKl  it  was  time  to  go 
home  He  thought  about  how  strange 
everything  is  sometimes,  and  then  he 
faded  off  to  sleep 

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W}\ai  should  I  be  when  1  grow  up? 
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66^  '\  Y  ^'-  X  vc»^  .  when  you  grow  up? 

knowing  ;r,.  .1.....  a;  LMass.  this  is  still  a 
>er»  pertmen;  question    Personally.  I  have 
been  askec  '.his  qjcsticir:  t  thousand  times,  and  answered 
it  much  less   The  truth  .s    1  haven't 
any  idea  wha:  1  m  going  ic  do  with 
my  life.  \^e.    that's  not  exactly  true. 
1  have  pler.iv  of  ideas,  they're  just 
not  very  good  ones 

My  career  mess  staned  at  the  age 
of  four.  Mom  sat  me  down  at  the 
kitchen  table  and  wanted  to  know 
what  was  running  through  mv  head. 
I  told  her  that  I  wanted  to  be 
President  She  said  that  was  a  good 
Stan. 

Then  she  started  talking  about 
achievement  arxj  hard  work  and  the  like.  She  was  really 
getting  into  this,  telling  me  what  it  takes  to  be  successful. 
Looking  hack.  I  wish  I  had  taken  notes;  they'd  probably 
come  in  pretty  handy  right  around  now.  What  I  do 
remember  is  this:  ''^'ou  can  be  a  doctor  or  a  lawyer  "  I  am 
deatWy  afraid  of  bkwd.  so  I  chose  law.  To  this  day.  1  plan 
on  going  to  law  school  Thev  say  you  get  a  Porsche  when 
you  graduate. 

Bui  1  have  had  other  dreams.  For  a  long  time.  I  wanted 
;c  run  mv  own  hoi  dog  stand.  Something  about  being  in 
the  sun.  listening  to  music,  and  providing  the  highest 
quality  condiments  had  tremendous  appeal.  You're  the 
boss,  and  can  play  by  your  own  rules.  No  suits  or  ties,  no 
office,  no  set  hours,  what  could  be  better?  Then  again. 
there  are  no  benefits,  no  steady  paycheck,  arxl  no  way  that 
1  could  deal  with  all  those  eight-year-olds.  Scratch  that 
idea 

I  wanted  to  open  my  own  bar  I  was  somewhat  discour- 


aged that  my  two  choices  for  names,  the  21  si  Amendment 
and  the  Booze  Shop,  were  already  taken.  1  thought  it 
would  be  fun  to  drink  as  much  as  1  wanted  to  without 
running  up  a  tab.  The  idea  of  becoming  a  voluntary  alco- 
holic seemed  rather  appealing.  That  is.  until  1  got 
really  drunk  one  night  and  ...  ah,  but  that's  a 
column  for  another  day.  The  bottom  line  is  that  I 
have  experienced  total  and  complete  inebriation. 
The  end  of  the  night  was  not  nearly  as  much  fun 
as  the  beginning.  This  leads  me  to  believe  that  the 
law  of  diminishing  returns  was  formulated  in  a 
bar. 

My  latest  great  idea  is  to  become  a  professional 
golfer.  They  make  an  exorbitant  amount  of 
money  to  wander  around  beautiful  country  clubs. 
They  don't  even  carry  their  own  clubs.  Imagine 
being  able  to  wake  up  and  say.  "I'm  playing  18  at 
Augusta  today.'  Like  all  of  my  potential  career  choices, 
this  one  has  its  drawbacks.  One  is  I'd  have  to  get  a  whole 
new  wardrobe  (complete  with  funky  hats  and  checkered 
pants),  and  the  other  is  I  have  absolutely  no  talent. 

Other  desired  occupations,  at  least  for  a  second  and  a 
half;  stunt  man.  race  car  driver.  accountant(?i.  porn 
star(?!),  Roadrunner.  poet,  mountain  climber.  NFL 
Mascot  (only  for  the  Patsies  or  Colisies).  beekeeper  and 
k>n  Bon  lovi.  1  realize  that  not  every  one  can  be  a  glam 
rocker,  but  how  can  you  not  tove  his  hair? 

Hopefully,  I  will  graduate  next  year.  Perhaps  by  then  I 
will  have  received  the  great  vision  from  a  higher  being 
Maybe  it  will  point  the  way.  deciding  my  career  fate  for 
me.  In  a  deep,  booming  voice,  the  heavens  will  cry  out. 
"Take  the  Packers  getting  three."  With  that  kind  of  inside 
information.  I  could  be  the  next  limmy  the  Creek.  And  I'd 
take  you  all  out  to  lunch,  if  you're  not  all  ready  there. 
A  I  Sieuan  ii  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


To  the  editor. 

The  recent  lecture  by  African 
Amencan  feminist  Bell  Hooks  here  at 
the  University  of  Massachusetts  was 
both  timely  and  thcnjght  provoking 
By  bringing  a  revolutionary  feminist 
perspective  to  the  struggles  against 
white  supremacy  and  racism.  Bell 
Hooks  shed  new  light  on  the  underb- 
ill reasons  for  the  current  paralysis 
of  these  struggles 

She  identified  a  persistence  of  male 
patriarchal  and  capitalist  values  that 
are  bong  promulgated  by  the  leader- 
ship within  various  movements  for 
•ocial  change  Clearly  and  con.<istent- 
ly  throughout  the  lecture,  she  raised 
contradictory  acts  and  values  project- 
ed by  the  leaders  and  spokespersons 
of  both  the  feminist  and  civil  nghts 
movements  She  discussed  capitalist 
feminists  who  write  feminist  material 
only  when  it  has  become  profitable 
She  also  discussed  Black  capitalist 
"fascists"  who  promise  liberation  for 
the  masses  of  the  Black  underclass, 
while  encouraging  them  to  give  up  on 
receiving  public  assistance  and 
become  par  of  the  same  corporate 
imperial  structure  responsible  for 
their  corvlitions. 

Ms  Hcxiks  cited  sexism  among 
Black  men  as  being  counterproduc- 
tive ic  the  struggle  for  social  justice, 
and  gave  a  vivid  account  of  this  prob- 
lem She  discussed  a  recent  Boston 
Glohe  article  as  an  example  of  how 
the  only  Black  intellectuals  featured 
in  Amenca  are  men  The  article  fea- 
tured Black  Studies  professors  Henry 
Louis  Gates  and  Cornell  West  of 
Harvard,  and  Molefi  Asanti  of 
Temple  Lniversity.  but  did  net 
»ckrK>wledge  the  existctKe  of  a  single 


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dt.  HON       THl^ 

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female  Black  academic 

It  was  encouraging  to  hear  that  the 
Black  Student  Lnion  had  invited  Ms. 
Hook,s  to  be  a  guest  on  their  morning 
radio  show,  a  decision  that  deserves 
to  be  commended  on  the  part  of  the 
show's  host.  Yusef  Lateef.  Putting 
male  ego  aside  to  pay  tribute  to  such 
an  important  feminist  writer  indicates 
that  progress  is  indeed  underway. 

Nevertheless,  things  will  not 
change  until  the  leadership  of  our 
civil  rights  instituticins  can  follow  suit 
fully,  as  the  Benjamin  Chavis/ 
NAACP  confrontation  irxlicated  this 
past  summer  Black  men.  as  do  all 
men.  still  have  a  long  way  to  go 
before  coming  to  realize  that  the 
struggle  against  injustice  will  not  be 
won  by  replacing  "old  boy  networks' 
with  "homeboy  netwx->rks  '  Whether 
in  a  civil  rights  organization,  the 
Black  church,  or  even  within  a  Black 
student  group  on  a  college  campus. 
African  American  women  can  no 
longer  afford  to  offer  unconditional 
support  for  this  kind  of  thinking  on 
the  part  of  their  men.  as  this  encour 
ages  them  to  perpetuate  the  princi- 
ples that  are.  whether  they  are  aware 
of  it  or  not.  leading  to  the  demise  of 
the  ven  same  communities  thev  lav 
claim  to  protect 

R>r  the  sake  of  all  that  is  at  stake, 
men  and  women  alike  must  stop  col 
laborating  with  the  destructive  patri 
archv  that  is  evil  from  which  too 
many  people  have,  and  continue  to 
suffer  frwn.  and  die   Frxvm  the  onsoi 
of  Ms    Hooks'  lecture,  it  became 
clear  that  it  is  only  from  a  revolution 
ary  feminist  perspective  that  the 
struggle  against  social  injustice  will 
be  won 

I  eona  Walker 
Ccniral 

Tv'  the  editor 

The  Cannabis  Reform  Coalition 
would  like  to  remind  all  tMass 
undergrads  to  vxne  in  the  upcoming 
Student  Government  Association 
elcvtK^ns  on  Thunklay  Uc  arc  opli 
inistic  atvui  this  election,  sinic  manv 
CRC  members  arc  running  for  vvflVc 
V^c  arc  also  very  confident  thai  siu 
dents  will  vote  ^ES  on  question 
number  two.  which  would  allow 
those  attending  UMass  to  donate 
monev  for  marijuana  Icgalaation 
when  thev  pay  iheir  semesicrlv 
tuitKin  and  fees  ,|f  ihev  want  to,  that 
is) 

The  reawn  we  arc  suiv  that  liMa«» 
want«  10  vx^e  >TS  on  J  is  rcallv  vriv 
simple   M.>si  people  at  UMani  think 


marijuana  should  be  legal  In  the 
spring  of  1993.  students  here  said  so 
by  voting  two-to-one  against  mari- 
juana prohibition.  Public  support  for 
our  cause  is  obvious  to  us.  during  the 
first  few  weeks  of  school,  the  CRC 
has  gained  over  300  new  members, 
for  a  total  of  more  than  600  On 
Tuesday  we  signed  up  25  more  at  our 
general  meeting  —  175  people 
walked  through  the  pouring  rain  that 
night  to  come  make  plans  with  the 
CRC 

Across  the  campus,  attitudes 
toward  cannabis  have  definitely  been 
improving.  Graduate  students,  resi- 
dent assistants,  resident  directors, 
teaching  assistants  and  even  profes- 
sors have  come  to  up  to  us  and 
expressed  their  suppon 

The  SG.A  is  much  more  willing  to 
listen  to  our  concerns  as  a  group 
Housing  Services  is  considering  train- 
ing new  RAs  not  to  overreact  when 
their  residents  'spark  up"  in  the 
dorms,  and  finally,  most  of  the 
administrators  and  police  have 
Slopped  harassing  us  when  we  hand 
out  literature  or  pnMest  This  is  defi- 
nite prvigrcss 

It  isn't  just  L'Ma.«s.  though,  last 
year  t    Magazine  rep«.vrted  that  95 
percent  of  college  students  think  legal 
cannabis  is  the  way  to  go  It  isn't  just 
a  college  thing,  cither  Within  the  last 
two  years  there  have  been  manv 
major  victories  in  li  S  cities  —  espc 
ciallv  when  it  comes  to  marijuana  « 
use  as  a  mevlicine.  There  is  a  bill  sit 
ling  on  California  Governor  Pete 
V\ilson  s  desk  right  now  whKh  out 
right  demands  that  medical  marijua 
na  be  legalizcxl 

The  wav  we  sec  11.  Iegalizif«  man 
luana  is  just  a  matter  of  time  —  but  11 
is  time  we  can't  afford  to  waste' 
Kven  two  sevon.ls  a  pivlice  officer  is 
"Sing  out  tax  liollars  to  arrest  some 
one  for  manmana  Meanwhile  violcni 
crime  goes  unpunished  more  and 
nnvrc  1  hese  days 

Nour  Ms  vxvtc  on  questiv^n  num 
N-i  .  helps  u,  ,0  ,n,p  ,f,j5  madness 
N-lvMv  sonicv-nc  vvni  kww  gets  hurt 
And.  aliet  question  2  pas.scs  everx 
ikvlla,  vxHi  *Vvnaic  will  bring  us  a  few 
minute,  cloi-et  to  legaliraiion  bv 
">'n»)«n«  the  drug  education  pro 
gtamv  leg,!  ,„pp^,f,  ,„vices. 
r.«ea^h  ami  lobbxing  whKh  arc  nev 

nVA"«'"  **'"  '•'«•  f'Oh'  The 
'  ^'^*  •**  '*  «<"«v  and  on  the  move 
^    MV  iM  to  ba,l  laws   \  vmc  >TS  on 

Krtsiit  Malisko 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Tuesday,  October  4,  1994  /  Page  5 


Arts  &  Living 


Streep  can*t  save  soggy  River 
Wild  script  from  sinking  fast 


By  Daniel  Pellegrini 

Collegion  Staff 


THf  ftrntt  WllD 

Directed  by  Curtis  Hanson 

with  Meryl  Streep,  Kevin  Bacon 

David  Strathairn  and  Joseph  Mazzello 


C0U«I1SV  CEtKN  PlCTUMS 


Meryl  Streep,  seen  here  in  1990's  Defending  Your 
Life,  stars  in  the  new  thriller  The  River  Wild  with  Kevin 
Bacon  and  David  Strathairn. 


Intrusion  films.  There  have  been  good  ones,  there 
have  been  not  so  good  ones.  Unfortunately,  the  latter 
applies  to  The  River  Wild,  a  film  that  not  only  drowns 
in  its  own  right,  but  may  al:>o  have  worn  out  the  wel- 
come of  the  exhausted  trend  of  "unwelcomed  guest" 
films  as  well. 

The  standard  formula  for  these  films  is  quite  simple: 
Shady  nice  guy  (in  this  case  Kevin  Bacon)  encounters 
family  or  married  couple,  acts  vulnerable  and  in  need  of 
help,  wins  family's  trust  and  enters  their  lives.  Shudy 
nice  guy  always  poses  some  sort  of  sexual  threat  to  the 
oppiosing  gender  in  the  family,  inevitably  resulting  in 
their  division.  Bui  once  the  family  can  overcome  the 
disfunctionalitics  they  were  having  before  the  movie 
even  started,  they  can  "lose"  shady  nice  guy  and  live 
happily  ever  after. 

One  would  think  that  director  Curtis  Hanson,  who  is 
making  a  career  of  these  intruder-thrillers  (he  helmed 
Had  Influence  and  The  Hand  That  Rocks  the  Cradle). 
would  be  able  to  apply  just  a  moderate  amount  of  origi- 
nality here.  Instead  he  rests  on  the  laurels  he  created  in 
The  Hand  That  Rocks  the  Cradle  and  offers  us  practi- 
cally the  same  movie  with  the  same  effects  —  soft,  gen- 
tle music  countcrpointing  a  few  subtle  scares. 

Even  when  disregarding  the  formulaic  plot.  The  River 
Wild  still  lacks  the  elements  needed  to  hold  its  own  as 
an  action-  thriller.  The  wild  river  calms  down  in  the 
middle  of  the  film  and  relies  on  shore-based  action  that 
is  cut  loo  quick.  Every  time  an  action  sequence  occurs 
and  you  begin  to  engrossed  in  the  suspense,  Hanson 
cuts  it  off  with  a  cop-out  resolution.  The  outcome  is 
routine  rather  than  spectacular. 

I  wasn't  expecting  anything  more  than  predictable 
pulp  in  seeing  this  film,  but  with  the  popularity  of  these 
intruder-  thrillers  during  the  last  three  years,  I  was  at 
least  expecting  a  slight  twist.  The  usually  prominent 
Kevin  Bacon  is  monotone  and  stale  as  the  psychotic 
infillrater.  and  David  Strathairn  (last  seen  as  Tom 
Cruise's  brother  in  The  Firm)  is  traditional  and  unen- 
thusiastic  as  the  helpless  husband. 

An  exception  as  always  is  Meryl  Streep.  ageless  as 
usual.  Although  the  poor  script  saddles  Streep  with  one 
too  many  melodramatic  lines,  there  is  never  a  question 
that  she's  undoubtedly  in  control. 

The  River  Wild  is  at  times  mildly  entertaining,  but  for 
the  most  part  it  misses  the  complex  character  conflicts 
and  psychological  torment  that  usually  kindle  these  type 
of  films.  It's  not  really  a  wild  river,  but  more  of  a  nar 
row.  shallow  one. 


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fifTficrj,  you  can  wbijtlc, 
and  you  can  hum. 
Majs  Daily  Z^Wz^yan 
tickle  my  tummy  honey 


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By  Stacy  Guerasseva 

College  Correspondent 


It  used  to  be  that  the  best  place 
to  go  lo  experience  several 
thrilling  acts  simultaneously 
would  be  to  attend  a  circus. 
Under  the  big  lop,  kiddies  and 
their  parents  could  feast  their 
eyes  on  a  jumble  of  dizzying, 
exciting  and  uninterrupted  per- 
formances. On  Friday.  Sept.  '50. 
the  20th  Annual  Multiband  Pops 
concert  brought  back  the  circus 
atmosphere  to  the  Mullins  Center 
with  a  wide  array  of  dazzling 
performances  —  all  coming  at 
the  audience  at  furious  pace. 

For  the  past  19  years,  the 
annual  Pops  concert  has  been 
held  in  the  Fine  Arts  Center,  This 
year,  however,  the  concert's 
enormous  popularity  necessitated 
the  move  lo  the  bigger  Mullins. 

"We  have  had  sold-out  houses 
for  Multiband  Pops  for  several 
years  now.  Last  year,  because  of 
a  lack  of  space,  we  had  to  turn 
individuals   away."   explained 
Ernest  May,  department  chair. 

For  the  event,  Mullins  was 
divided  in  half  by  large  red  cur- 
tains, so  the  audience  sat  only  on 
one  side  of  the  arena.  Behind  ihc 
curtains  were   the   three   main 


"stages"  where  most  of  the  perfor- 
mances took  place. 

There  were  two  large  video 
screens  that  displayed  close-up 
shots  of  the  fierformers  throughout 

One  presentation 
would  flawlessly  flow 
into  the  next,  the  per- 
formers hardly  pausing 
for  applause.  The  only 
indication  of  the  loca- 
tion of  a  performance 
was  a  spotlight  which 
landed  on  the  musi- 
cians, singers  or  the 
dancers  as  soon  as  the 
previous  performance 
was  completed. 

the  concert,  creating  an  air  of  inti- 
macy with  the  audience.  The  audi- 
ence's experience  was  also  height- 
ened by  the  use  of  special  computer 
controlled  lighting  effects. 

None  of  the  presentations 
exceeded  15  minutes,  and  the 
audience  never  knew  where  in  the 


arena  a  performance  would  take 

place.  One  presentation  would 

flawlessly  flow  into  the  next,  the 

performers  hardly  pausing  for 

applause.  The  only  indication  of 

the  location  of  a  performance 

was  a  spotlight  which  landed  on 

the  musicians,  singers  or  the 

dancers  as  soon  as  the  previous 

performance  whs  completed. 

The  concert  opened  up  with 
the  University  jazz  Ensemble, 
which  did  a  lively  rendition  of 
Ernie  Wilkins'  "Kansas  City 
Shout."  Perhaps  the  Iwo  most 
memorable  performances  of  the 
evening  were  the  a  cappella 
groups:  The  Vocal  |azz  and 
African-American  Ensemble,  and 
The  A  Capcllas.  The  two  groups 
sang  frothy,  lively  tunes  titled 
"Chili  Con  Came"  and  "David 
and  Goliath,"  respectively. 

The  evening  ended  with  the 
Minuleman    Marching    Hand, 
which  gave  the  audience  a  sam- 
ple of  their  1994  Field  show.  The 
Multiband  Pops  Concert,  a  tradi- 
tional part  of  Homecoming  week- 
end, was  indeed  an  unusual,  but 
very  lively,  stimulating  experience. 
It  offered  students,  their  parents 
and  many  other  people  a  taste  of 
the  different  sounds  and  sights  of 
the  UMass  Music  Department. 


Blues  guitarist  captures  Texas  sound 

60-year-old  musician  is  a  legend  in  his  own  backyard 


By  John  McFarkmd 

Associated  Prest 


ELMO.  Texas  —  Henry  Quails  settles  into  a  wealher- 
beaten  pla.stic  chair  and  adjust.s  his  guitar.  He  takes  a  long 
swig  from  a  beer  can,  then  looks  over  the  dozen  or  so  peo- 
ple who  have  gathered  in  his  front  yard. 

A  comment  from  somewhere  elicits  a  deep,  booming 
laugh,  which  evolves  into  a  scratching  wheeze  before  even- 
tually becoming  a  cough. 

"The  TB's  killin'  me,"  the  wiry,  60-ycar-old  says,  his 
bloodshot  eyes  drooping  sadly.  "Bui  I'm  gonna  be  OK." 

He  has  to  be  OK.  This  is  Saturday  night  in  Elmo,  which 
means  hundreds  will  flock  to  this  town  about  45  miles  east 
of  Dallas  to  hear  Quails,  one  of  the  last  true  F:ast  Texas 
blues  guitarists. 

"Some  nights,  there  are  so  many  of  them  that  you  can't 
hardly  stir  them  with  a  stick."  says  Quails,  a  bristly  bearded 
chain-smoker  who  tears  through  the  blues  on  a  36-year-old 
guitar  he's  named  Maybelline.  'I  guess  this  is  one  of  the  last 
places  for  real  Texas  blues." 

About  75  people  recently  filled  the  dirt  driveway  and 
patchy  front  yard  of  his  house,  a  converted  railway  station 
about  100  yards  from  the  tracks. 

Most  were  drinkir^.  some  were  ctancing  and <othcnr  were 
just  tapping  their  toes.  Trains  regularly  roared  by.  A  sher- 
iff's deputy  stopped  to  say  a  neighbor  had  complained 
about  the  noise.  "The  music  didn't  slop  for  the  trains  or  the 


cops. 


It  looks  a  lol  like  a  really  good  house  party.  And  it  is.  But 
the  alcohol-soaked  Elmo  jams  aliio  serve  as  a  living  link  lo  a 
time  gone  by. 

"Henry  has  remained  virtually  untainted  by  oul.side  musi- 
cal influences."  says  Dick  Waterman,  who  has  managed 
and  promoted  blues  legends  such  as  Mance  Lipscomb  and 
Muddy  Waters. 

"Either  he  didn'l  hear  them  or  he  heard  them  and  reject- 
ed them.  He's  playing  in  a  style  that's  certainly  vanishing." 
Waterman  said  in  an  interview  from  his  home  in  Oxford, 
Miss. 

"The  lone  of  his  guitar  echoes  of  l.ighlnin'  Hopkins, 
Frankie  Lee  and  Lil'  Son  lackson.  He's  just  the  living 
embodiment  of  real  Texas  blues,"  says  Wes  Race  |r..  presi- 
dent of  the  Wichita  Blues  Society. 

Quails  plays  several  covers,  although  many  of  them 
would  only  be  familiar  to  true  blues  fanatics.  The  influences 
of  early  20th-century  work-camp  "hollers"  and  "spirituals' 
also  are  evident  in  his  music,  much  of  which  focuses  on 
familiar  blues  lheme^;  death,  heartbreak  and  God. 

The  result,  says  his  promoter.  Chuck  Neviii.  is  a  unique 
yet  traditional  sound. 

"He  plays  a  lol  of  stuff  by  Lightnin'  Hopkins  and  those 
guys,  bul  it  still  comes  out  sounding  like  Henty."  Neviti 
«aid.  ' 

For  a  long  time,  there  wasn't  much  music  at  the  faded 
yellow  house  just  out.side  Elmo.  Quails  has  played  his  guilar 

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oil  and  on  for  more  than  40  years,  but       Dallas  Blues  Society.                                  blues  magazines.  He's  also  been 
he  never  had  mueh  lime  to  pursue  a          For  years  Neviti  couldn't  be  per-       booked  for  a  November  blues  festival 
career  in  music                                          suadcd  to  lake  a  chance  on  Quails.             in  the  Netherlands. 

He  had  more  important  things  to          But  Neviit  changed  his  mind  last           But  there  are  concerns  about  just 
do.  like  mowing  wealthy  people's      year  after  seeing  a  video  of  Quails      how  much  success  Quails  can  take. 
lawns  in  Dallas  in  order  to  feed  his  10       playing  at  his  house,  where  the  jams       He's  had  trouble  performing  in  front 
kids   Alter  35  years.  Quails  retired  a       had  been  moved  to  accommodate  larg-      of  large  and  unfamiliar  audiences, 
tew  years  ago  because  of  medical       cr  crowds.                                                      "He's  great  out  there  at  his  house, 
problems.                                                      "The  fun  thing  about  seeing  Henry      but  if  you  get  him  out  in  a  strange 

Quails'  musical  resurgence  began  in       play  is  that  you're  getting  to  hear  70      place,  people  will  start  slipping  him 
1490  when  he  met  Scotlie  i-erris,  a       years  of  history,"  Nevitt  said.  "That's      free  drinks  and  it  gets  bad,"  says 
local  blues  enthusiast  and  bass  guitar      why  1  feel  he's  so  important."                     Ferris,  who  had  to  unplug  Quails' 
player.                                                            Quails'  first  CD.  Henry  Qualh:      equipment  in  midsong  more  than  a 

1  erris  owned  a  trailer  outside  Elmo       Bluea  From  Elmo.  Texas,  was  released       few  times, 
that  he'd  converted  into  an  old  time       this  year.  Nevitt  says  about  3,000          Then  again,  maybe  it  doesn't  matter 
juke  joint.  Quails  soon  began  spending      copies  have  been  sold,  but  Quails      much  to  Quails  if  he  winds  up  touring 
his  Saturday  nights  jamming  at  the       already  is  starling  to  get  some  recogni-      major  cities  or  just  jamming  in  his 
packed  trailer.  Ferris  then  began       tion.                                                               yard. 

telling  stories  of  Quails' guitar  mastery          He's  played  clubs  in  Dallas,  and          "As  long  as  he  could  play  at  his 
to  Nevitt,  who's  also  president  of  the       he's  been  featured  in  several  European       house,  have  some  whiskey,  and  have 

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"Sinipliiy,  siiiiplily." 


JJctiry  navid  Thoreau 


Womeris  Crew  performs  well  at  regattas 


Tuesday,  (Xtober  4,  1994  /  Page  7 


By  Jody  King 

Collegian  Correspondent 

They  looked  good.  Really  good. 

The  University  of  Massachusetts 
women's  crew  team  placed  first  in  its 
first  two  varsity  regattas  over  the 
weekend. 

At  Mount  Holyoke's  20th  Annual 
Women's  Regatta,  held  Saturday  on 
the  Connecticut  River  in  South 
Hadley,  the  UMass  varsity  eight  boat 
placed  first  in  the  Grand  Race,  which 
is  the  showcase  event  of  the  regatta. 
The  team  placed  second  overall 
behind  Mount  Holyoke  College. 

"It  was  a  good  starter,"  said  UMass 
Coach  jim  Dictz.  "We  were  out  row- 
ing low,  we  did  technically  well  and  I 
was  pretty  pleased  with  our  perfor 
mance. 

"We  actually  understroked  the 
competition  by  three  to  four  strokes 
during  the  race  which  does  not  help 
to  win  a  race,  but  does  show  that  a 
team  has  better  control,"  Dieiz  .said. 

The  real  lest  of  the  young  varsity 
team  came  with  Sunday's  regatta  in 
Lowell,  Mass. 

In   the  Textile   River  Regatta, 


Tightends 


continued  from  page  10 
Montana's  favorite  target  in  the 
re-emerging  Chief  offense.  Chicago's 
Chris  Gedney  makes  eye-popping 
catches  every  single  week  for  the 
Bears. 

lerry  Glanville  even  made  a  big 
deal  about  Green  Bay's  tight  end,  Ed 
West,  on  Sunday,  begging  the  Pack  to 
throw  to  the  "toolbox." 

Brett  Favre  has  a  strong  arm,  but 
asking  him  to  reach  Fox's  broadcast 
booth  was  loo  much  to  ask. 

By  the  turn  of  the  century,  kids  will 
be  walking  around  wearing  tight 
ends'  jerseys,  not  from  players  like 


UMass  was  up  against  12  other 
teams,  all  starting  15  seconds  apart 
and  racing  against  the  clock. 

Starting  through  the  mark  first  in 
its  varsity  eight  race,  UMass  rowers 
had  a  hard  lime  judging  if  they  were 
ahead  or  merely  holding  the  distance 
with  no  boat  ahead  of  them. 

"We  pulled  way  ahead  right  in  the 
beginning.  When  we  got  to  the  last 
700  meters,  people  watching  thought 
we  were  in  our  own  race  because  we 
were  so  far  ahead,"  said  UMass  varsi- 
ty eight  stroke  Nancy  LaRocque. 

l.aRoque  was  unable  to  row  in 
Saturday's  race  due  to  a  lower  back 
injury  that  she  sustained  over  the 
summer,  but  was  back  in  action  for 
Sunday's  contest. 

"It  felt  good  to  be  back  in  the 
boat,"  said  LaRoque.  "I  was  out  for 
four  days.  I  had  a  hard  time  sitting  on 
the  side  watching  on  Saturday.  I 
wished  I  could  have  been  in  the 
boat." 

The  Minulewomen  finished  the 
race  in  a  time  of  19:02,  with  the  sec- 
ond place  finisher.  Trinity,  at  19:41, 
a  whole  39  seconds  behind. 

"It  is  always  nice  to  win  a  big  race 


Wolford.  Not  a  surprise  that  SI 
messed  this  one  up  as  well. 

*  «  *  • 

Week  after  week,  the  debate  rages 
on  as  to  who's  the  best  running  back 
in  the  NFL  —  Dallas'  Emmitt  Smith 
or  Detroit's  Barry  Sanders.  One 
thing's  for  certain:  both  will  go  down 
in  history  as  two  of  the  best,  as  well 
as  most  exciting  to  watch. 

Sanders  doesn't  have  the  line  to 
run  behind  like  Smith  does.  Sanders 
can't  produce  like  Smith  does  with  a 
talented  offensive  line.  His  running 
style  doesn't  jell  like  Smith's  does. 


like  this,"  1  aRocque  said. 

'In  most  races,  the  finishing  limes 
are  only  a  lew  seconds  apart  I  think 
we  impressed  everyone  " 

"Even  though  these  are  only  head 
races,  and  we  will  be  up  against  more 
challenges  in  the  spring,  it  felt  great." 
said  LaRocque. 

With  their  victory  in  the  Textile, 
the  Minulewomen  look  home  the 
loseph  T.  Begley  |r.  Trophy  as  a  sym 
bol  of  their  first  accomplishment  as  a 
varsity  squad. 

"I  was  very  pleased  about  doing  so 
well  in  the  Textile,  it  was  a  great  way 
to  start  out."  Diet/  said. 

Next  weekend  the  Minulewomen 
will  row  in  the  Head  of  Connecticut 
hosted  by  Wesleyan  in  Middlelown. 
Conn. 

The  Head  of  the  Connecticut  will 
be  a  similar  size  to  the  Textile  River 
race. 

UMass  has  competed  in  the  Head 
of  Connecticut  before  as  a  club  team 
but  have  not  had  very  memorable  fin- 
ishes. 

Desire  and  enthusiasm  are  two 
things  that  the  new  UMass  varsity 
women's  crew  team  are  not  lacking. 


Smith  gains  most  of  his  yardage 
between  the  tackles  —  he's  an  inside 
runner. 

Sanders,  on  the  other  hand,  excels 
when  he  doesn't  exactly  have  the 
holes  laid  out  for  him,  so  he  creates 
his  path  through  which  he  runs. 
Smith  has  the  rings  and  the  offensive 
weapons  surrounding  him.  Switch 
teams  and  Sanders  has  the  rings  and 
everyone  is  crying  that  Smith  is  the 
best. 

This  bout's  a  draw. 

Arthur  Staplelon  Jr.  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Women's  rugby  tied  for  second  spot 

New  varsity  squad  finds  high  success  early  on  in  season 


By  David  K.  Chan 

CollegKjn  StaK 


Despite  their  lack  of  physical 
size  for  rugby  standards,  the 
University  of  Massachusetts 
women's  rugby  club  has  come  up 
big. 

"Our  biggest  problem  is  our 
size."  said  UMass  Coach  Robert 
Laurence.  "My  average  player  is 
probably  about  5'3  and  120  lbs. 
We  are  liny." 

To  date,  the  Minulewomen  are 
tied  for  second  place  in  the  New 
England  Rugby  Conference's 
Premier  League  with  a  2-  I  record 

One  of  the  wins  was  against 
Boston  College,  a  iwo-iime 
Nalional  Champion  and  last  year's 
finalist.  UMass  shocked  BC  by  a 
score  of  12-10. 

The  most  amazing  point  about 
the  win  is  that  the  UMass  women's 
rugby  team  has  only  been  around 
since  the  spring  of  1993. 

"The  win  was  unbelievable." 
said  senior  co-captain  Becky 
Landry,  a  fly-halL  "BC  has  won 


two  national  championships  and 
we  went  into  the  game  not  as  posi- 
tive as  we  should  have  been." 

"It  was  an  overwhelming  win 
and  the  whole  game  was  intense." 
said  [.andry. 

The  team  was  also  led  by  junior 
co-captain  Denise  Goren.  a 
flanker.  Leading  the  way  along 
with  Goren  was  sophomore  Kerry 
Hagglun.  who  provided  10  of  the 
12  points  by  scoring  two  tries  (five 
point  score). 

Last  Saturday,  the  team  was 
.scheduled  to  play  at  home  on  the 
Deits  Memorial  Pitch  against  the 
University  of  Rhode  Island.  UMass 
wcm  by  forfeit. 

On  Sunday  the  Minulewomen 
were  put  to  lest  as  they  faced 
Dartmouth  College,  the  best  in  the 
Premier  League.  During  the  game. 
Landry  suffered  an  injury  and  had 
to  leave  to  be  treated  for  minor 
head  injuries. 

With  the  absence  of  Landry,  the 
offense  sputtered  and  Dartmouth 
handed  UMass  their  first  loss  of 
the  season  by  a  rout  of  56-0. 


"This  loss  really  pointed  out  our 
weaknesses,"  Laurence  said. 
"We're  a  team  of  little  depth  We 
made  too  many  of  our  own  mis- 
takes and  it's  back  to  the  drawing 
board." 

Despite  the  early  setback  against 
Dartmouth,  the  Minulewomen  still 
have  high  hopes  and  expeclaiions. 

"We  should  finish  with  only 
one  loss,"  said  Landry. 
"Dartmouth  is  the  besxl  teain  and 
were  expecting  lo  never  lose  the 
way  we  did." 

According  to  Laurence,  the  team 
should  finish  in  the  top  three  or 
four  in  the  Premier  League. 

For  a  young  team,  these  are  pret- 
ty high  expectations. 

"We  have  risen."  Laurence  said. 
"The  women's  rugby  club  from  the 
University  of  Conneclicul  is  per- 
haps the  best  team  in  New 
England,  and  ihey  accomplished 
this  in  just  four  years.  Maybe  we 
can  do  it  too." 

The  team  faces  Radcliffe  College 
this  Saturday  at  12:30  p.m.  at 
home  on  the  Deits  Memorial  Pitch. 


Minutewomen 


continued  from  page  10 

"They're  going  to  come  at  us  pretty 
strong."  Kenny  said.  "Hopefully  we 
can  remember  the  enthusiasm  we 
had  in  (last  year's  tournament j  game 
and  recapture  it." 

The  WRams  are  led  by  senior  Sue 
Consavage  and  junior  Kristine 
Normandin.  Both  have  over  100  kills 
so  far  this  season. 

"Outside  hitting  is  their  strength, 
it's  iheir  bread  and  butler."  Kenny 
said.  "They  also  have  a  good  young 
setter  (freshman  Jessica  Salmans) 
who  has  played  well.' 


The  Minulewomen  will  once  again 
be  without  junior  middle  blocker 
Rachel  Sky.  who  was  suspended 
indefinitely  for  breaking  team  rules. 

"Any  lime  you  lose  someone  who 
is  an  integral  part  of  your  team, 
everyone  has  lo  step  up,"  Kenny 
said. 

The  Minutewomen  were  able  lo 
step  up  last  weekend.  Sophomore 
outside  hitler  Giza  Rivera  colkxled  a 
team-high  21  kills  against  Duquesne. 
while  junior  defensive  specialist  Beth 
Cabral  led  the  team  in  digs  for  the 


first  time  this  season. 

"I  was  happy,"  Kenny  said.  "In 
crunch  time  we  really  competed 
well." 

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successful  and  I  give  her  credit. 
She  has  made  herself.  She  should 
be  a  great   inspiration  to  the 
younger  players." 

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so  much  with  so  little."  said 
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thing, because  she  always  has." 

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giate playing  days,  her  career  sta- 
tistics will  likely  read  zero  goals, 


zero  assists  for  zero  points  —  a 
line  that  is  fine  with  her. 

"I  won't  be  remembered  for  my 
statistics."  said  the  former  Davis 
scoring  star. 

"I  just  want  to  be  remembered 
as  someone  who  worked  hard.," 
said  Sparks. 

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Sports 


Kyri  Sparks  rises  as  a  defensive  star 


By  Matt  Vautour 

Collegian  Staff 


If  deiL-rniinjiion  iind  hdid  work  advcrii^cd,  Kyri 
Sparks  wuuld  be  il>  spokesperson 

The  ilineraPb  ol  eollege  lield  hockey  recruiting  usu- 
alU  hdv  ^lllp^  throughout  Massachusetts.  Pennsylvania 
and  Lit  her  places  along  the  Kasi  Coast  Recruiting  sel- 
dom finds  its  gems  in  Calilornia. 

The  West  Coast  has  water  polo,  soccer  and  baseball 
players,  but  as  far  as  the  University  ul  Massacliuscil-- 
field  hockey  program  is  concerned,  the  West  Coast 
produced  Kyri  Sparks. 

In  high  school.  Sparkv  was  a  scoring  star.  She  set  a 
Davis  High  School  record  with  50  goals  in  her  senior 
\c.ii  lUit  because  of  the  lack  of  field  hockey  tradition 
ol  the  West  Coast,  --he  went  virtually  unnoticed  in  the 
cNcs  of  recruiters, 

"She  was  rcldii\el\  unknown,"  said  Mas!>aehusetts 
Coach  Megan  Donnelly 

"When  you  only  get  one  or  two  opportunities  to 
e\jluatc  a  person,  you  don't  get  a  chance  to  measure  a 
pcrsiin-.  heart.  That  is  what  she  has  in  unbelievable 
amounts.  She  has  tremendous  heart  and  tremendous 
work  ethic." 

.At  an  all-star  game  in  Florida.  Sparks  caught  the 
eye  of  then  UMass  Coach  Pam  Hi.xon. 

"I  was  fortunate  to  be  chosen  for  a  Northern 
California  All-Star  team  that  came  to  play  in  Florida," 
said  Sparks.  "That's  where  I  ran  into  Pam.  and  my 
opportunity  was  lx)rn." 

Nothing  comes  easy  for  invited  walk-ons.  In  her 
first  two  seasons,  Sparks  saw  minimal  action  and  did 
not  travel.  Despite  being  a  scorer  in  high  school, 
when  she  finally  saw  action,  Hixon  converted  the 
California  native  to  defense. 

"It  wasn't  my  choice,"  said  Sparks  of  the  transition. 
"Pam  decided  all  along  that  I  was  built  tu  play 
defense.  Hut  if  I  had  the  choice  now,  I'd  do  il.  1  love 
defense." 

"She  has  the  most  difficult  role  on  (his  learn 
because  what  she  does  is  the  least  noticeable. "  said 
Donnelly. 

"She  made  the  ultimate  sacrifice  for  her  team.  She 
has  to  be  extremely  selfless.  She  wants  this  team  to 
succeed. 

"She  sacrifices  her  own  notions  of  glory  to  get  the 
team  where  she  wants  the  team." 

It  proved  to  be  the  best  thing  for  her. 

Through  her  determination  and  hard  work,  Sparks 
has  thrived  in  the  "shadow"  role  marking  each  team's 
top  scorer. 


NATHAN  MAKIINVCOllEClAN 


Senior  Kyri  Sparks  has  been  very  effective  on  defense  in  the  Minutevvomen's  quest  for  a  national  championship. 


"They  (other  top  players)  hate  her,"  said  Donnelly. 
"Il  has  gotten  to  the  point  where  they  just  expect  it. 
They  know  that  they're  not  going  to  touch  the  ball.  It 
has  got  to  be  frustrating." 

"If  I'm  someone's  worst  nightmare,  that's  great." 
said  Sparks. 

This  season.  Sparks  has  moved  into  a  leadership 
role  as  well.  She  and  fellow  senior  Danielle  Borges  are 
the  team's  co-captains. 

Her  determination  and  hard  work  have  made  her  a 
natural  leader. 

"It's  an  honor.  I'm  flattered  that  my  teammates  feel 
that  way  about  me.  I  just  go  out  and  try  to  work  hard 
and  hope  that  inspires  the  other  players,"  Sparks  said. 
'1  expect  from  myself  that  I  always  give  1 10  percent. 
When  I  step  off  the  field.  I  ask  myself,  'Did  I  do  every- 
thing I  could?'  I  hope  to  be  able  to  answer  yes  every 
time." 

Sparks  expects  no  less  from  her  teammates. 

"If  they're  not  (going  all  out).  I'll  say  something," 
said  Sparks.  'If  bugging  players  to  hustle  aggravates 


them,  then  they'll  play  harder  to  shut  me  up.  I'm  not 
critical  of  them.  I  just  know  that  we  have  so  much 
potential." 

"The  team  really  has  a  lot  of  respect  for  her,"  said 
Donnelly.  "If  I  were  on  this  team  and  1  gave  less  than 
a  full  effort.  I  wouldn't  be  able  to  look  at  her.  1  would 
be  embarrassed.  If  I  saw  her  working  like  that  for  no 
recognition,  I'd  be  pretty  embarrassed." 

Off  the  field.  Sparks  has  the  same  intensity  in  her 
everyday  existence.  In  addition  to  her  athletic  time 
commitments,  Sparks  is  double  majoring  German  and 
journalism.. 

Sparks  was  recognized  by  the  University  as  having 
the  highest  GPA  on  the  team.  If  that  is  not  enough. 
Sparks  is  also  the  president  of  the  Student  Athlete 
Advisory  Committee. 

"She's  very  composed,  very  mature."  said  Donnelly. 
"She's  very  determined  in  everything.  She  says  good 
morning  with  determination.  She  is  intense.  She's  very 

turn  to  SPARKS,  page  8 


Men's  water  polo  has  successful  weekend  at  tournament 


Arthur  Stapleton 
on  the  NFL 


Tight  ends  key 
for  1994  season 

Sports  lllusiraied  proclaimed  this  75th  season  of  the 
National  Football  League  the  year  of  the  offensive  tackle 
in  its  annual  preview  and  placed  the  Indianapolis  Colts' 
Will  Wolford  on  its  cover.  Wolford,  donning  a  leather 
helmet,  was  the  model  for  Si's  vision  of  the  1994  season 
—  offensive  tackles  would  revolutionize  the  game  and 
become  suF>erstars  just  like  the  running  backs  and  quar- 
terbacks they  protect. 

After  five  weeks  of  the  NFL,  there  is  a  position  at 
which  players  are  having  an  impact  and  becoming 
superstars,  yet  il  is  not  offensive  tackle,  but  tight  end. 

In  the  age  of  double 
and  triple-teaming 
wide-outs,  tight  ends  are 
no  longer  extra  players 
brought  out  on  the  field 
for  third-and-shorl  situa- 
tions. Over  the  past  two  years,  guys  like  Keith  lackson 
and  Mark  Bavaro  paved  the  way  and  cast  the  mold  in 
which  players  of  today  fit  —  big,  nasty  guys  who  can  not 
only  block  but  can  catch  and  run  like  wide  receivers. 

Defenses  are  beginning  to  have  trouble  covering  tight 
ends  with  linebackers  who  are  often  loo  small  or  loo 
slow  to  haul  them  down.  Tight  ends  rumble  and  stumble 
down  the  field  after  a  catch,  causing  the  defense  to  force 
the  passing  outside,  opening  up  deep  routes  for  the 
speed  men. 

It  all  starts  in  Foxboro.  where  New  England's  Ben 
Coates  allowed  the  Patriots  to  dump  former  All-Pro  TE 
Marv  Cook  and  his  contract  and  still  feel  no  ill-effects 
from  the  salary  cap. 

Coates  has  become  Drew  Bledsoe's  number  one 
receiver  in  the  most  productive  passing  offense  in  the 
league:  he  has  tremendous  hands  to  go  along  with  his 
immense  frame.  Take  his  Week  One  TD  catch  against 
the  Dolphins  as  an  example,  leaping  to  the  comer  of  the 
endzone.  fully  extended,  and  hauling  in  the  score.  He  is 
now  an  offensive  weapon,  and  like  Cook  before  him. 
will  be  an  All-Pro  for  New  England,  especially  for  his 
production  in  the  red  zone. 

lackson  is  the  quintessential  pass-receiving  tight  end. 
and  with  Dan  Marino  throwing  to  the  former  Eagle,  he 
is  deadly  every  time  he  touches  the  ball. 

Dallas'  Jay  Novacek  is  often  the  forgotten  weapon  in 
the  Cowboys'  potent  attack.  San  Francisco's  Brent  [ones 
makes  secondaries  in  the  league  regret  doubling  Jerry 
Rice  and  |ohn  Taylor. 

Kansas  City's  Kerry  Cash  has  developed  into  Joe 


turn  to  TIGHTENDS.  page  7 


By  Jormo  Kanstman 

Colleg  ton  Staff 


Two  down  and  one  more  to  go. 

This  last  Saturday  at  the  Eastern  Water  Polo 
Association  Varsity  North  Division  Tournament  at 
Fordham  University  in  Bronx.  N.Y..  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  men's  water  polo  team  took  another  step 
in  the  right  direction  with  a  sweep  of  this  match. 

The  consecutive  victories  over  U.S.  Merchant  Marine 
Academy  (27-1 1).  Saint  Francis  (21-10),  and  host  team 
Fordham  (21-7)  have  steadily  begun  to  place  the 
Minutemen  in  top  positioning  for  the  North  Division 
playoffs  held  in  Providence,  R.I.  October  29  and  iO. 

Led  by  junior  two-meter  man  Luis  Limardo  (72 
points  in  48  quarters  played),  and  his  thirteen  goals  this 
weekend,  UMass  was  able  tu  outdistance  their  oppo- 
nents on  sheer  firepower  alone. 

Combined  with  eight  goals  apiece  by  sophomores 
Greg  Menion  (39  points  in  51  quarters  played,  third 
with  1 4  steals)  and  Dumrul  Alcici  ( 1 8  points  in  1 7  quar- 
ters played),  the  team  was  able  to  spread  the  wealth. 

"Its  kind  of  hard  to  evaluate  (the  team)  because  the 
competition  we  were  playing  are  teams  that  are  just 


developing,  that  weren't  of  national  caliber,"  said  UMass 
Coach  Russ  Yarworth.  "It  was  a  good  trip  for  the  kids, 
just  to  play  without  any  pressure." 

One  of  the  key  elements  to  any  successful  team  sport 
is  not  just  the  production  from  star  players,  but  the  sig- 
nincant  background  support  that  comes  from  experi- 
enced bench  depth.  In  most  tight  regular  season  situa- 
tions, this  cannot  be  accomplished  effectively. 
Thankfully  for  Yarworth.  this  last  weekend  he  was  able 
to  lest  that  unknown  quotient. 

"I  was  able  to  give  them  certain  things  that  we  are  try- 
ing to  accomplish,  whether  it  was  defense  or  offensive 
schemes."  said  Yarworth.  "You  always  want  to  give 
playing  time  to  the  bench,  especially  for  next  weekend." 

"We  will  be  playing  Princeton  and  Villanova.  which 
are  very  good  clubs.  So  hopefully  those  kids  that  played 
more  this  weekend  will  have  a  little  more  experience  and 
will  be  able  to  step  up  for  us." 
•  «  • 

The  next  match  for  the  Minutemen  will  be  this 
Wednesday  against  Harvard  University,  where  they  will 
reacquaint  themselves  from  an  earlier  matchup  this  sea- 
son. At  the  Cambridge  Invitational  last  September,  the 
men's  water  polo  team  came  up  to  the  surface  with  a 
16-rOwin. 


In  this  prior  match.  UMass  got  its  production  from 
perennial  scorer  and  senior  co-captain  Javier  Gonzalez 
and  junior  field  position  player  |ohn  Luviano.  both  chip- 
ping in  four  goals  apiece.  Even  with  the  extra-man  per- 
centage going  at  a  four-out-of-ten  clip  in  this  match, 
Yarworth  still  feels  they  need  the  work  in  this  aspect  of 
special  teams. 

"We  still  want  better  extra-man  play,  both  when 
we're  a  man  up  and  a  man  down."  said  Yarworth.  "I 
think  we  are  coming  together  slowly,  but  surely." 

For  better  or  for  worse,  a  slight  overlook  of  one  game 
in  the  season  against  an  oprwnent  you  have  had  your 
way  with  can  wreck  havoc.  Not  only  on  the  coach,  but 
the  team. 

"Harvard's  improving  every  lime  they  play,"  said 
Yarworth.  'And  last  year  we  went  down  this  same  week 
and  came  back  really  disappointed  because  we  only  beat 
them  19-15,  which  means  they  haven't  made  the  com- 
mitment to  defense,  and  they  have  heard  about  that  all 
season." 

"So  I'm  going  there  on  Wednesday  and  expecting 
good  defense.  And  if  they  don't  play  it,  they'll  have 
morning  practice  and  I  will  teach  them  how.  'You  can't 
rely  just  on  scoring  to  win  championships."  said 
Yarworth. 


Emmitt  Smith 


rOUtClANtttt  »MOTC 


The  UMast  women's  volleyball  team  is  hosting  the  University  of 
Rhode  Island  tonight  at  700  p.m  in  Curry  Hicks  Cage 


Minutewomen  are  ready 
to  test  winning  streak 


7 


Which  is  the  better  game,  pro  or  college  football? 

Professional  footbail  is  by  far  the  best  College  hall  is  the  granddaddy  of  them  all 


Mike  Reiss 


By  Brian  PeriHo 
Collegian  Staff 


And  then  there  was  one. 

By  winning  two  contests  against 
Atlantic- 10  rivals  Duqucsnc 
University  and  St.  Bonavcnturc 
University  over  the  weekend,  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  vol 
Icyhall  team  kept  their  urnlcfcated 
streak  alive. 

They  are  now  the  only  unbeaten 
squad  on  campus,  after  entering 
last  weekend  as  one  of  three  unde 
fealcd  women's  teams. 

"We  have  to  keep  this  in  per 
tpeclivc."  said  UMass  Coach 
Bonnie  Kenny.  'I  can  only  hope 
that  one  day  our  program  can 
compete  at  the  level  thai  our 


women's  soccer  and  field  hockey 
do  every  day." 

UMass,  now  14-0.  (2-0  in  the 
A- 10)  is  one  of  only  four  women's 
volleyball  teams  in  the  country 
who  have  not  suffered  a  loss.  The 
other  three  teams  are  ranked  in 
the  national  lop  ten. 

Tonight  at  7  p.m.  in  the  Curry 
Hicks  Cage,  the  Minulcwomcn's 
streak  will  be  on  the  line  against  a 
talented  Rhode  Island  squad  l.asl 
year.  URI  defeated  UMass  in  both 
regular  season  encounters,  bui 
when  the  WRams  entered  last 
year's  tournament  as  the  number 
one  seed,  they  ran  into  the  upstart 
Minutewomen  and  were  defeated. 

turn  to  M1NUTCWOMAN  poge  7 


For  the  record,  let  it  be  shown  that 
1  do  like  college  football,  a 
tradition-rich  sport  played  at  a  level 
that  has  the  ability  to  produce  excit- 
ing endings  and  top-notch  play.  Yet 
today,  the  lime  has  come  to  put  the 
lid  on  an  obvious  argument  —  the 
NFL  is 
the  No. 
1  game 
i  n 

regards 
to  fool- 
ball.  Today,  I  am  here  to  dismantle 
and  embarrass  my  counterpart,  in 
showing  why  the  NFL  is  No.  1. 

So  here  I  am,  flipping  through  the 
sports  page  on  Sunday,  glancing 
through  the  scores  of  most  of  the 
nation's  college  games  played  the  day 
before.  The  first  score  I  come  across 
is  67-0.  My  only  question  is  this,  how 
can  a  team  score  67  points? 

What  was  that  team  possibly  think- 
ing when  it  was  bO-O.  and  it  went  in 
for  the  final  score? 

Nonetheless,  with  that  long-sland- 
ing  anger  off  my  chest,  from  this 
p^>int  on  I  will  try  to  remain  classy. 
focusing  only  on  the  strengths  of  the 
NFL. 

Lei's  face  il.  the  dream  of  most  col- 
lege athletes  is  to  take  their  game  to  a 
professional  level.  Because  at  that 
level,  only  the  best  in  the  world  can 
showcase  their  talents.  Hey,  I'm  an 
aspiring  sports  writer,  and  just  like 
most  athletes,  I  hope  to  someday 
bsccikI  to  the  highest  level  possible  in 
my  respective  Held.  That's  what  moti 
vales  me  to  carry  on  each  day. 

To  the  top.  Someday,  I  want  to  be 
at  the  top.  Most  everybi>dy  wants  to 
be  at  the  top,  for  who  wants  lo  .settle 
for  anything  else? 

The  NFL.  no  doubt,  is  the  lop  in 
regards  lo  the  sport  of  football  11  is 
■  h«.re  you  will  find  the  highest  level 
of  talent.  It  is  where  you  see  years  of 
longevity,  a  player  like  Lawrence 
Taylor  who  proves  year  in  and  year 
oui  he  is  perhaps  the  best  player  lo 


ever  play  his  respective  position. 

If  I  were  to  ask  you,  "Who  is  the 
best  quarterback  lo  ever  play  foot- 
ball," what  is  ihe  first  thought  to  run 
through  your  mind?  Is  it  a  profession- 
al that  played  in  the  NFL?  Or  is  il  a 
college  player  who  perhaps  won  the 
Hetsman  irophy  his  senior  year? 

Today,  as  you  read  and  answer  that 
question  to  yourself,  the  NFL  is  pick- 
ing up  momentum.  Over  the  past  few 
years  one  of  the  greatest  things  hap- 
pened to  the  NFL,  that  being  the 
inception  of  a  hard  salary  cap. 

With  Ihe  new  cap.  each  team  is 
allotted  the  same  amount  of  money  in 
which  it  can  spend  lo  sign  players 
($54. b  million).  Believe  il  or  not. 
there  have  been  some  NFL  players 
that  have  taken  pay  cuts  to  play  the 
game.  Or  players  thai  have  offered  to 
lake  a  salary  cut  so  Ihe  team  can  sign 
a  free-agent. 

With  that  in  mind,  throw  the  ihey 
don  'i  play  for  the  love  of  the  game 
argument  out  the  window.  These  guys 
do  play  for  the  love  of  the  game.  They 
play  for  Ihe  Super  Bowl  ring,  the  ulti- 
mate honor  awarded  to  the  team  that 
is  the  top  of  the  top.  The  best  of  the 
best.  Everyone  wants  to  be  at  the  top. 

To  boot,  the  NFL  has  adjusted  with 
the  times  and  changing  needs  of  the 
fan  and  game,  making  some  major 
rule  adjustments  (two-point  conver- 
sion, kiekoffs  at  the  40-  yard  line  etc 
.      )  for  the  1994-95  season. 

Now.  let's  talk  a  little  about  ihe 
playoffs  and  the  Super  Bowl.  The 
NFL's  structured  playoff  system  is 
something  eollege  football  should 
take  into  consideration.  It's  hard  to 
say  a  team  (i.e.  Florida  Slate)  is  a 
national  champion  when  half  the 
nation  disagrees.  On  the  other  hand, 
is  there  any  doubt  the  Dallas 
Cowboys  were  the  top  team  in  the 
NFL  in  I99V94? 

And  plus,  is  there  anyone  better  to 
watch  TV  highlights  from  than  Chris 

turn  to  raOS.  page  8 


Derek 

Milosavljevic 


The  Granddaddy  of  Them  All.  The 
Heisman  Trophy.  Bear  Bryant  and  Joe 
Patemo.  Tailback  U.  Quarterback  U.  The 
quest  for  Ihe  Mythical  National 
Championship. 

The  above  only  serve  to  scratch  the 
surface  of  what  makes  college  football 
the  great' 
est  game 
this  coun- 
try has 
ever 
known, 
and  in  themselves  dwarf  any  relevance, 
excitement  and  history  the  National 
Football  League  can  lay  claim  to. 

On  each  and  every  Saturday  during  the 
fall,  students,  alumni,  children  and  local 
fans  head  for  their  favorite  school's  stadi- 
um to  cheer  on  their  favorite  athletes. 
These  athletes  aren't  multi-millionaire 
product  pitchmen.  Arxl  most  of  them  will 
never  make  a  buck  taking  the  snap  from 
center  or  hauling  in  a  tixichdown  pass. 

On  Tuesday  morning  you  won't  find 
them  filming  a  Nike  commercial,  but 
rather  agonizing  over  a  physics  exam. 
They  eat  their  dinners  not  at  four-star 
restaurants,  but  campus  cafeterias  and 
fjizza  joints.  When  a  kid  asks  his  favorite 
college  football  player  for  an  autograph, 
more  than  likely  he'll  gel  it  for  free. 
College  players  play  hard,  not  for  incen- 
tive bonuses,  but  because  they  love  the 
game. 

And  we  love  the  game  they  play. 
Quick,  name  an  intense  NFL  rivalry. 
Don't  feel  bad,  I  couldn't  come  up  with 
one  either.  Now  give  it  a  shot  on  the  col- 
lege level.  Having  grown  up  in 
Cambridge.  I'm  partial  to  the 
Harvard/Yale  game.  Student-athletes  in 
the  tn'tst  sense  of  the  term,  each  year 
these  brainiacs  and  their  maniac  fans 
leave  their  textbooks  at  home  and 
become  a  part  of  one  of  the  greatest 
events  in  all  of  sports. 

Even  the  folks  at  MIT.  recognize  the 

signiflcarKC  of  the  day,  trying  each  year  to 

lend  their  stamp  to  The  Game  with  a  well 

timed  prank. 

The  folks  at  the  service  academies  of 


Army  and  Navy  would  argue  that  their 
rivalry  is  the  most  intense  around.  Ditto 
for  those  on  the  campuses  of  Michigan 
University  and  Ohio  Slate,  USC  and 
UCLA,  Auburn  and  Alabama  .  .  .  these 
schools  hate  each  other.  If  the  only  win 
one  of  these  teams  gels  all  season  is  over 
the  other,  the  year  was  not  a  complete 
failure.  That  is  college  football. 

Anyone  who  has  ever  attended  both  a 
college  football  and  an  NFL  game  will 
surely  recognize  that  the  former  is  a 
much  more  pleasurable  experience. 
However,  they  are  similar  in  at  least  one 
respect . .  .  they  are  both  all  day  events. 

A  college  football  game  is  not  complete 
without  the  tradition  of  lailgating.  School 
colors  proudly  displayed  by  thousands  of 
loyal  fans  as  they  fuel  up  on  all-America 
treats  such  as  hamburgers,  hoi  dogs  and 
beer.  A  tailgate  parly  is  one  of  ihe  very 
few  good  reasons  to  wake  up  early  on  a 
Saturday  morning.  Poslgame,  head  back 
lo  the  parking  lot  to  salute  the  winning 
.squad  or  lament  what  might  have  been. 

Any  fan  of  the  New  EnglarKi  Patriots 
will  admit  ihai  a  Pals  game  is  also  a  full 
day's  worth  of  action.  After  the 
hour-plus  drive  from  just  about  any- 
where lo  historic  ShaefTcr,  um,  Sullivan, 
uh.  Foxboro  stadium;  Ihe  fans  are  treated 
lo  over  3  1/2  hours  of  fantastic  NFL 
action,  complete  with  breaks  every  four 
or  five  minutes  so  NBC  and  Budweiser 
can  make  more  money.  Hopefully  the 
outcome  will  be  clear  early  so  you  can 
beat  the  ru.sh  to  the  stadium's  one  exit, 
thereby  culling  the  trip  from  the  exit  lo 
the  highway  from  90  minutes  down  lo 
60.  All  this  for  only  about  $200  for  a 
family  of  four.  77iof  is  NFL  football. 

The  NFL  has  gone  to  great  lengths  this 
season  to  applaud  itself  for  surviving  75 
years.  Happy  Binhday.  Of  course,  the 
aforementioned  Harvard/Yale  game  was 
first  played  in  1875.  That's  1 19  years  for 
all  you  English  majors. 

In  reality  of  course,  the  NFL  as  we 
know  it  has  only  existed  since  Ihe  first 
Super  Bowl.  27  years  ago.  1  must  give 

turn  to  COUiOl  pao«  8 


Cuffing  'em  when 
they  count 

lunior  forward  Rachel  leDuc  hai 
emerged  as  a  big-game  scorer  for 
UMass  women's  soccer.  See  story  on 
page  10. 

IT 

1 

Pianist  set  to  highlight 
Russian  works 

Terrence  Wilson,  an  18  year-old 
pianist,  will  be  performing  at  Bowker 
Auditorium  on  Thursday  night.  See 
story  page  5. 


Examining  gender 
roles  and  definitions 

The  definition  of  bisexuality  is  still 
unclear,  according  to  Clare  Hemmings, 
but  Michel  Foucault  should  help  sort 
things  out.  See  story  page  6. 


Extended  Forecast 

Break  out  those  barn  jackets  and 
rollneck  sweaters,  autumn  is  here. 
Today,  partly  sunny  with  clouds  rolling 
in  this  evening.  Thursday,  partly  sunny 
•gain.  Friday  will  see  fair  weather. 


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DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  M 


New  England's  Largest  Colli^  Doily  •  Founded  in  1890  •  Doily  Since  1967 


Wednesdoy  October  5,  1994 


Final  vote  on  library  naming  to  be  held  today 


By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegian  Stoff 


K*Tt«N  MMTIN  /  COlllClAN 

Dr.  Michael  M.  Thclwell  addresses  the  executive  com- 
rjiitlee  of  the  Board  of  Trustees  yesterday  afternoon  as 
Chancellor  David  K.  Scoil  listens  on. 


The  library  at  the  University  of  Massachusetts  is  one 
step  closer  to  becoming  the  first  academic  building  on 
campus  to  be  named  after  an  African-American  scholar. 

With  the  support  of  the  prcsidenl  of  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  Michael  K.  Hooker  and  Chancellor  David 
K.  Scott,  the  executive  committee  of  the  Board  of  Trustees 
unanimously  agreed  to  recommend  the  propo.sal  to  name 
the  University  library  after  African-American  scholar  and 
civil  rights  activist  W.E.B.  DuBois. 

The  executive  committee  met  yesterday  at  the  William 
D.  Mullins  Center  to  vole  on  whether  to  recommend  that 
the  university  library  be  named  after  DuBois. 

Scott  presented  the  proposal  to  rename  the  building  cit- 
ing a  brief  history  about  DuBois.  adding  his  support  for 
the  recommendation. 

"The  reasons  for  naming  the  library  after  DuBois  are 
numerous.  DuBois  is  a  major  American  intellectual  of  the 
20lh  century  and  the  University  Library  houses  the  largest 
and  most  distinguished  collection  of  [DuBois]  materials  in 
the  world.'  Scott  said. 

Hooker  also  presented  his  recommendation  that  the 
library  be  renamed  saying  thai  "it  is  altogether  fitting  and 
proper  that  the  library  which  houses  the  W.E.B.  DuBois 
F>aper  should  be  named  in  his  honor." 

"During  his  lifetime,  DuBois,  a  product  of  Western 
Massachusetts,  had  a  world-wide  impact  by  virtue  of 
his  scholarship  and  his  ceaseless  efforts  on  behalf  to 
freedom,  justice,  peace  and  racial  equality,"  Hooker 
said. 

According  to  Scott,  the  Library  Council  has  recently 
endorsed  the  renaming  of  the  library. 

The  Council  also  emphasized  the  need  for  funding. 


Scott  said. 

"With  the  renaming  of  the  library  we  should  work  on 
the  increase  of  resources  it  houses."  he  said.  "We  should 
work  in  conjunction  to  raise  private  funds." 

Scott  also  recapped  the  steps  students  and  administra- 
tors have  taken  over  the  last  six  months  to  rename  the 
library. 

He  was  presented  with  the  idea  of  renaming  the 
University  library  last  semester  by  the  Petition  Coalition,  a 
group  of  students  in  support  of  naming  the  library  after 
DuBois. 

Scott  created  ihe  Library  Naming  Committee  to  deal 
specifically  with  the  renaming  of  ihe  library  in  response  lo 
the  coalition. 

Deputy  Chancellor  Marcellete  Williams  served  as  chair- 
person of  the  committee  which  consisted  of  professors  in 
the  African-American  Studies  Department,  students  and 
the  stepson  of  W.E.B.  DuBois.  Scott  also  named  former 
University  Chancellor  Randolph  Bromery  as  chairman  of 
funding  for  renaming  the  library. 

The  Library  Naming  Committee  met  at  the  end  of  Ihe 
summer  and  formed  a  proposal  to  bring  to  the  e.xccutivc 
committee  of  the  Board  of  Trustees,  where  it  was  recom- 
mended. 

The  full  Board  of  Trustees  are  meeting  today  at  the 
Mullins  Center  to  vole  on  whether  to  pass  the  recommen- 
dation. 

Professor  Dr.  Michael  M.  Thelwell  of  the  African 
American  Studies  Department,  Student  Trustee  Al  Lizana 
and  Bromery  all  spoke  at  the  meeting  in  favor  of  changing 
the  name  of  the  library  to  honor  DuBois. 

Lizana  said  he  feels  that  after  the  unanimous  vote  of  the 
executive  committee,  the  Board  of  Trustees  will  support 
the  recommendation  lo  name  the  library  in  honor  of 
DuBois. 


Former  vice  president  tapped  to  fill  vacant  seat 


By  Ben  G«man 

Collegian  Staff 


lulia  Mahoncy  has  stepped  in  to  fill  Ihe  position  of  vice 
president  of  the  Graduate  Student  Senate  (GSS).  The  seal 
was  made  vacant  by  the  recent  resignation  of  vice  presi- 
dent Julia  lohnson. 

Mahoncy.  who  was  vice  president  last  year,  was  elected 
to  serve  for  the  remainder  of  ihe  current  GSS  term  al  a 
September  21  meeting. 

lohnson  sent  a  letter  of  resignation  to  Venugopal 
dated  Scpiembcr  26.  staling  her  departure  was  the 
result  of  "not  having  received  funding  for  projects." 
which  she  proposed  to  the  executive  committee  of  ihe 
GSS  in  June. 

Venugopal  said  her  departure  was  made  necessary  by 
lohnson's  acceptance  of  an  assistant  residence  director 
position,  which  made  the  number  of  hours  of  paid 
employment  undertaken  by  the  vice  president  greater 
than  that  allowed  for  GSS  officers  in  the  their  constitu- 
tion. 


lohnson  said  she  obtained  another  job  because  she  fell 
her  work  wasn't  being  valued  by  ihe  GSS. 

Mahoncy  said  she  was  approached  because  she.  like 
lohnson.  had  experience  working  with  the  GSS. 

"When  Prasad  and  the  other  executive  officers  received 
lulia's  resignation,  they  discussed  among  themselves  who 
they  thought  they  could  work  with  and  who  ihc7  thought 
would  be  a  gtwd  person."  said  Mahoncy,  who  is  pursuing 
a  doctorate  in  communications  "They  thought  of  me  in 
light  o(  lulia  lohnson  jGSS  treasurer  in  l>«J-l'W4|  being 
an  executive  last  year  and  her  being  able  to  provide  conti- 
nuity from  last  year." 

Venugopal  said  Mahoney's  prior  experience  will  be  val- 
ued because  "in  lohnson.  we  lost  ihe  moM  experienced 
person  on  our  executive  committee." 

"We  were  extremely  fortunate  and  grateful  that  lulia 
Mahoncy  agreed  lo  be  considered  for  Ihe  position."  said 
Venugopal. 

Mahoncy  said  as  vice-president  she  will  continue  to 
work  with  Ihe  Graduate  Women's  Network,  a  peer  coun 
scling  program  for  female  graduate  siudenls. 


She  said  she  wants  lo  put  the  program  on  "firm  instiiu- 
lional  grounding"  and  secure  more  office  space  for  the 
program,  which  currently  operates  out  of  a  desk 
"crammed  full  of  stuff  and  people"  in  the  GSS  office  in 
the  University  of  Massachusetts  Campus  Cenier. 

Mahoney  said  she  also  hopes  to  work  with  new  Dean  of 
Graduate  Education  Chariena  Seymour  lo  establish  a 
counseling  program  next  semester  similar  to  the  Graduate 
Women's  Network,  bui  available  lo  men  and  involving 
faculty  member*. 

"In  the  first  year  of  graduate  school,  people  need  those 
kinds  of  support  services,"  said  Mahoncy. 

'There's  been  a  laissez-faire  attitude  in  the  adminisira 
lion  about  graduate  students.  This  is  changing  with 
Seymour." 

Mahoney  said  she's  "happy  to  be  of  service  lo  the  grad- 
uate student  community"  but  notes  "I'm  doing  il  with 
some  regret  because  I  think  lulia  lohnson  is  a  good  person 
who  served  the  community  well." 

Collegian  naff  member  fuslin  Doyle  conlribuieJ  lo  ihis 
story 


Top  coup  leader 
abandons  Haiti 


By  David  Beard 

Associated  Press 

PORT-AU-PRINCE.  Haiti  -  Police  chief  Michel 
Francois  sneaked  out  of  Haiti  in  the  dark  Tuesday, 
Ihe  first  coup  leader  lo  abandon  ihe  struggle  against 
American  soldiers  who  poured  into  Haiti  to  install  a 
democratic  govemmeni. 

Several  hours  later,  a  militia  leader  renounced 
violence  and  called  off  his  opposition  to  the  planned 
return  next  week  of  exiled  President  )ean-Berlrand 
Aristide. 

"No  more  violence,"  said  Emmanuel  Constant, 
the  leader  of  ihe  pro-army  miliiia  FRAPH,  whose 
headquarters  were  taken  over  by  the  American  sol- 
diers Monday.  "I'm  asking  everyone  to  put  down  the 
stones,  to  put  down  Ihe  tires  and  to  pui  down  the 
guns." 

The  practice  of  placing  burning  lires  around 
someone's  neck  —  known  as  "necklacing"  —  has 
been  a  notorious  form  of  terror  in  Haiti. 

Screams  of  "Murderer!  Murderer!"  from  about 
2,000  Haitians  who  gathered  outside  ihe  presiden- 
tial palace  punctuated  Constant's  speech.  Americans 
troops  were  protecting  Constant,  whose  group 
directed  terror  attacks  since  its  formation  in  August 
1 9*5  J.  In  additional  signs  of  ihe  push  toward  democ- 
racy, Haitians  led  U.S.  soldiers  to  homes  of  suspect- 
ed civilian  gunmen  lo  assist  in  the  American  disar- 
mament campaign. 

And  Aristide  himself  pledged  lo  return  quickly, 
telling  cheering  delegates  al  the  U.N.  General 
Assembly  he  would  be  back  in  Haiti  in  1 1  days. 

Francois"  nighttime  drive  lo  Ihe  Haitian  border 
post  al  Malpasse  came  afler  his  soldiers  were  humil- 
iated Monday  —  laid  out  on  the  ground  and  hand- 
cuffed in  from  of  jeering  Haitians  —  by  some  of  the 
nearly  20,000  American  troops  here  lo  ensure  the 
exit  of  Ihe  Haitian  coup  leaders. 

Francois"  four  wheel-drive  vehicle  passed  into  Ihe 
neighboring  Dominican  Republic  afler  daylight 
Tuesday,  en  route  for  Santo  Domingo,  after  several 
hours  of  wailing. 

Border  officials  in  the  Dominican  Republic  said 
Francois  was  accompanied  by  his  brother.  Evans 
Francois,  a  businessman  and  former  Haitian  consul 
to  the  Dominican  Republic,  his  wife,  two  other 
women  and  three  bodyguards. 

Francois  left  behind  a  resignation  letter  defending 
his  actions.  "Ii  was  not  for  me  lo  juggle  with  the 
destiny  of  the  country,"  he  wrote,  in  words  broad 
cast  on  local  radio.  "I  am  proud  of  myself."  Afler 
arriving  al  his  broihcr"s  luxurious  home  in  suburban 
Sanio  Domingo,  he  refused  lu  talk  lo  reporters. 

Turn  to  HAITI,  page  3 


Two  referendums  passed  in  senate  vote 


By  Justin  DoyW 

CoNegion  Slofr 


The  two  refereiulums  involving  advocacy  agencies  and 
the  Cannabis  Reform  Coaliiion  (CRC)  were  passed  in  lasi 
Thursday"s  Student  Senate  vole. 

Question  I,  involving  ihe  lobbying  rcsiriciJcms  on  mem- 
bers of  ihe  Advocacy  Agencies,  fiasscd  by  a  wide  margin: 
998  voles  for  and  206  againsl. 

Qucslion  I  read:  Should  advocacy  agencies  of  the 
Sludenl  Govemmeni  Association  (SGA)  (Student  Center 
for  Educational  Research  and  Advocacy  (SCERA). 
Commuter  Services  and  Housing  Resource  Center 
(CSHRC),  Siudcni  Legal  Services  Office  (SLSO).  and  the 
Office  of  Third  World  Affairs  (OTWA)l  be  designed  as 
official  rcprcscntalives  of  the  sludenl  body  for  the  purpos- 
es of  promoting,  opposing  or  influencing  legislation 
and\or  actions  of  the  govemmeni  officials  for  matters 
affecting  Ihe  general  welfare  of  students? 

According  lo  Lynn  Robilaille.  co-coordinator  of 
SCERA.  the  vole  will  help  the  advocacy  agencies  on  cam- 
pus work  better  for  ihe  students 


"The  advocacy  agencies  will  have  more  ability  to  work 
on  the  issues  affecting  studcnis  like  tuition  and  fee  con- 
trol, increasing  stale  funds  for  the  University,  and  limiting 
the  amount  of  rem  landlords  can  charge."  Robilaille  said. 

"Advocacy  agencies  can  go  lo  the  slatchousc  and  work 
on  the  issues  because  Ihe  student  body  has  now  declared 
us  as  your  represenlalives  for  Ihat  purpose.'  Robiliallc 
said. 

Question  2.  regarding  the  CRC  passed  by  a  closer  vole. 
705  for.  517  again-sl. 

Queslion  2  read:  Donations  lo  Ihe  UMass  CRC  should 
be  made  possible  through  a  check  on  Ihe  semester  bill. 
The  suggestc-d  donalion  should  be  $5? 

The  referendum  question  will  allow  for  a  posilive 
check-  off  box  for  a  donalion  of  $5  or  more  on  students 
regular  bills,  said  Krisiie  Maiisko.  presideni  of  the  CRC. 

"Il  is  like  the  MASSPIRG  negative  check  off  box. 
except  if  you  don"l  check  il  ofL  you  don't  pay."  Malisko 
said. 

The  CRC  said  ihe  referendum  legitimizes  the  organiza- 
tion and  creates  another  avenue  for  people  lo  support 
ihem  without  fear  of  reprisal 


story.  ___^ 

Mandela  asks  for  American  support 

South  African  president  encourages  expansion  of  assistam 

Rv  Rila  BMmi<li  ~~  Wednesday   Al  the  ! 


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Bombs  away 


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First  year  students  Collin  O'Sudivan  af>d  Matt  Rufo  test  their  skills  at  sumo  wrejiling  during  the  Sports 
llluitraied  Campui  fpst. 


By  Rila  Beamish 

Aijocioted  Press 

WASHINGTON  —  Grateful  for  pasi  help  and  seeking 
more.  Nelson  Mandela  asked  Americans  Tuesdcy  lo 
expand  Ihe  support  ihey  gave  Souih  Africa  in  ihe  victory 
againsl  apartheid  —  this  lime  by  helping  revive  his 
nation's  economy. 

"Come  and  invest  in  our  country,"  he  said  "I  come  here 
...  knowing  I  will  not  go  back  with  empty  hands." 

PrcNidcnt  Clinton  welcomed  Mandela  lo  an  exuberant 
While  House  ceremony  underscoring  the  76-year  old 
African  leader"s  rise  from 
imprisonment  in  ihe 
apartheid  stale  lo  the  pres- 
idency of  South  Africa"s 
new  democracy. 

On  his  first  visil  lo  the 
United  Slates  since  his 
inauguration  in  May. 
Mandela  was  greeted  by 
4.000  gucsis  at  the  White 
House,  including  diplo- 
mats and  poliiicians. 
actress  Alfrc  Woodard  and 
loinl  Chiefs  of  Staff 
Chairman  |ohn 

Shalikashvili. 

Mandela,  on  a  week- 
long  visit  to  New  York  and 
Washinglon  in  search  of 
business  mvcslmenl.  said 
he  had  come  with  a  mes- 
sage: "People  of  ihe  United 
Slates  of  America:  Open 
your  markets  lo  us  People 
of  the  United  Stales  of 
America:  Come  and  invest 
in  oiii  ccuniry." 

(li'iton  lold  Mandela 
the  United  Stales  is  com- 
miiu-iJ  lo  .helping  him  fighl 
apartheid's  legacy  of  job 
less^cs^.  homclcssness  and 
p^jverty 

"Wc  will  walk  every 
mile  with  you  and  ...  we 
will  not  grow  weary  on  ihe 

way.'  Clinton  said  Noting  Mandela's  27  years  in  prison 
and  emergence  as  ihe  elected  prcsideni.  Clinlon  said. 
"You  arc  living  proof  thai  Ihe  forces  of  justice  and  recon 
cilialion  can  bridge  any  divide." 

Clinlon  has  already  promised  a  three  vcar.  $6CH)  million 
package  of  assistance  for  South  Africa's  struggle  wiih 
poverty,  a  40  percent  unemployment  rate  and  50  percent 
illiteracy  rale  Some  $200  million  has  been  obligated  in 
just  the  five  months  since  Mandela  was  elected 

The  two  prcsidenis  held  a  brief  business  nueling  at  the 
White  House  as  a  prelude  to  a  larger  working  session 


Nelson  Mandela. 


Wednesday  Al  the  Stale  Deparlnient.  Mandela  had  lunch 
with  executives  of  leading  U.S.  companies  as  well  as  social 
activists,  diplomats  and  religious  leaders. 

Mandela  lold  them  his  govemmeni  is  'committed  to 
creating  an  environment  containing  optimal  conditions  for 
inveslmeni  and  economic  growth.' 

A  formal  slate  dinner  was  set  for  Tuesday  night  with 
entertainment  by  singer  Whitney  Houston. 

Mandela,  al  Ihe  While  House,  gave  credit  to  the  United 
Stales  for  helpmg  lo  dismantle  apartheid  through  sanc- 
tions and  diplomatic  pressure 

'You  have  no  idea  how  vour  involvement  in  the  ami- 
apartheid  struggle  in  our 
country  actually  helped  lo 
facilitate  the  transforma- 
tion,' Mandela  said. 

He  paid  special  tribute 
to  Black  Americans  who 
kepi  ihe  ami  apartheid 
battle  alive  in  Ihe  United 
Stales  over  many  years, 
even  when  the  govemmeni 
was  resisting  imposing 
sanctions.  They  "opened 
the  coffers,  and  set  the 
environment  lur  every  citi- 
zen of  the  United  Stales  of 
America  to  Icel  that  this  is 
a  battle  in  which  ihey 
should  participate." 
Mandela  Siiid 

"Afro  Americans  never 
forgot  thai  Alrica  is  their 
conlincnl  Our  viclnry  is 
your  victory. * 

He  drew  a  parallel  with 
the  "decisive  role"  U  S. 
business  can  play  "in 
ensuring  Ihal  there  are 
enough  homes,  there  arc 
enough  jobs,  there  are 
enough  schools,  there  arc 
emmgh  hospitals  and  doc- 
tors lor  our  country  ' 

To  coincide  wilh 
Mandela's  trip.  U.S.  and 
South  Alrican  representa- 
tives in  Pretoria  signetl  an 
agiecmcnl  tm  South  Africa's  decision  U>  Icrminale  ils  mis- 
sile production  program  and  abide  by  ihc  non  prolilcra- 
lion  guidelines  under  Ihc  inlcmulional  Missile  Technology 
Control  Reginn- 

Stale  Depart iiR-nl  spukcMiian  Mike  McC'urry  said  the 
accord  allows  South  Africa  lo  import  temporarily  space 
launch  vehicles  for  salclliles,  and  to  tcmiinate  its  existing 
space  launch  vehicle  pmgram. 

The  agreement  reflecls  a  joint  commitment  against  pro- 
iiletdtion  of  weapons  of  mass  destruction  and  indicates 
"Ihe  piisiiive  turn  in  relations,"  McC  urry  said. 


I'ane  2  /  Wednesday,  Octolwr  5,  1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


The  Massachusetts  Daily  Collegian 


Wednesday  Ticker 

Mtirkit  (Vrwt'v  <i.s  of4pn}  Itiisiluy  .(.ktobcr  4,  1994 


Dow  Jones  Industrial  Average 
Standard  &  Poor's  500 
Nasdaq  Composite  Index 
AMSE  Index 


Close     Change 


3,801.13  -45.76 

454.59  -7.15 

747.30  -13.58 

453.81  -4.65 


Market  Reports 


European  currencies 

LONDON  (AP)  —  The  dollar 
ended  mixed  against  other  key 
currencies  in  European  trading 
yesterday.  Cold  prices  fell. 

In  Tokyo,  the  dollar  closed  at 
99.37  yen,  down  0.21  yen  from 
late  Monday.  In  London,  the  dol- 
lar rose  to  99.65  yen  from  99.58. 
At  midday  in  New  York,  the  dol- 
lar was  worth  99.53  yen. 

Other  late  dollar  rates  in 
Europe  compared  with  late 
Monday:  1.5505  German  marks, 
down  from  1.5545;  1.2888  Swiss 
francs,  down  from  1.2930; 
5  2948  French  francs,  down  from 
5.3028;  1,565  Italian  lire,  up 
from  1,564;  and  1.3448 
Canadian  dollars,  down  from 
1.3456.  The  British  pound  was 
quoted  at  11.5783,  down  from 
J1 .5785.  At  midday  in  New  York, 
the  pound  fetched  $1.5798  at 
midciay. 

Other  dollar  rates  at  midday  in 
New  York  included:  1.5488 
marks,  1.2863  Swiss  francs, 
1,564  lire,  and  1.3451  Canadian 
dollars.  Cold  closed  in  London  at 
$391.80  per  troy  ounce,  down 
from  $394.40  late  Monday.  In 
Zurich,  the  metal  fell  to  $392.25 
from  $393.75.  In  Hong  Kong, 
gold  was  up  10  cenU  at  $393.90. 

Interest  rates  fuel 

NEW  YORK  (AP)  —  Stock 
pnces  fell  sharply  Tuesday  after- 
noon as  worries  about  higher 
mterest  rates  were  fueled  by 
speculation  that  Friday's  employ- 
ment report  would  show 
stronger  job  growth. 

The  Dow  tones  industrial  aver- 
age was  down  18.84  points  at 
3,828.05  at  2  p.m.  Wall  Street. 
Volume  on  the  floor  of  the  New 
York  Stock  Exchange  was  220.48 
million  shares. 

Declining  issues  exceeded 
advancers  by  about  9  to  7  with 
1,455  down,  641   up  and  717 


Compiled  by  Andrew  Ferguson 


unchanged. 

Prices  started  the  day  modestly 
higher  and  turned  mixed  around 
midday.  )ust  after  noon,  the  Dow 
started  a  slide  that  took  it  down 
nearly  30  points  before  recover- 
ing somewhat. 

"It's  really  a  traders-dominated 
market  with  anxiety  being  the 
primary  theme,"  said  Michael 
Metz,  investment  strategist  at 
Oppenheimer  &  Co. 

Analysts  said  the  selling  started 
in  stock  futures  trading  and  the 
price  drop  was  exaggerated  by 
thin  lunchtime  volume. 

Much  of  the  selling  was  driven 
by  speculation  that  Friday's 
employment  report  would  show 
stronger-than-expected  job  and 
wage  growth.  Both  scenarios 
could  entice  the  Federal  Reserve 
to  raise  interest  sooner  rather 
than  later,  making  it  more  expen- 
sive for  companies  to  borrow. 

Espy  quits,  traders  fearful 
crop  eifids  mixed 

CHICAGO  (AP)  —  Grain  and 
soybeans  futures  prices  finished 
mixed  Tuesday  on  the  Chicago 
Board  of  Trade,  reflecting  market 
uncertainty  following  Agriculture 
Secretary  Mike  Espy's  resignation 
and  active  harvesting  of  crops. 

Traders  fear  a  lack  of  leadership 
at  the  U.S.  Department  of 
Agriculture  could  hamper  sales  of 
subsidized  crops,  particularly 
wheat. 

Espy,  who  has  pushed  to 
expand  U.S.  agricultural  exports, 
resigned  amid  an  investigation 
into  gifts  he  received  from  indi- 
viduals and  firms  that  do  business 
with  his  agency. 

"His  demise  could  mean  a  less 
aggressive  (Export  Enhancement 
Program,"  said  Rich  Fdtes,  direc- 
tor of  commodity  research  at 
Refco  Inc.  in  Chicago.  "The  per- 
ceptions are  that  Espy  is  a  big 
farm  program  spender." 


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Wednesday,  Oct.  5 

Speaker  —  |udilh  l.cBlani;,  Native 
American  activist.  Student  Union 
Rallruom,  UMasis,  Free,  7  p.m. 

Meeting  —  Student  Government 
Association  meeting.  Commonwealth 
room  at  the  Campus  Center,  UMass, 
Free,  7  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Advances  in  Nursing 
Scholarship  Culloquia,  Health  Care 
Reform:  Effect  on  Nurses,  Suzanne 
Gordon  will  be  speaking.  Morrill  t, 
UMass.  4  p.m.  to  6  p.m. 

Speaker  —  Felice  Yeskcl,  "Making 
Schools  Safe  for  Gay.  Lesbian  & 
Bisexual  Youth,"  Campus  Center 
room  917.  UMass. 

Writing  Test  —  Mandatory  for  all 
new  first-year  students,  Bartlett  Hall 
room  61,  7  p.m. 

Meeting  —  South  Asian  Club,  learn 
abut  the  different  events  going  on 
throughout  the  semester.  Campus 
Center  room  905.  7  p.m. 

Celebration  —  Rosh  Chodesh.  cele- 
bration of  the  New  Moon  for  Jewish 
Women,  Hillel  House.  UMass,  7:30 
p.m. 

Peace  Corps  —  Film  presentation, 
come  find  out  what  we  are  all  about. 
Campus  Center  room  804,  UMass,  7 
p.m. 

Speaker  —  Baiya  Weinbaum  will 
give  a  reading  from  her  new  book, 
'The  Island  of  Floating  Women," 
Campus  Center  room  803,  UMass, 
7:30  p.m. 

Film  —  A  Man  When  He  is  a  Man, 
Augusta  Savage  Gallery  101  New 
Africa  House,  UMass,  7  p.m. 


Dance  —  Mallika  Sarabhai 
Darpana  Dance  Company,  Bowker 
Auditorium,  UMass,  8  p.m.,  Call 
545-251 1  for  ticket  prices. 

Lecture  —  Gay.  Lesbian  and 
Bisexual  Studies  Lecture  Series: 
Making  Schools  Safe  for  Gay, 
Lesbian  and  Bisexual  Youth,  Campus 
Center  room  1634,  UMass,  11:15 
a.m. 

Auditions  —  UMass  Theater  Guild. 
Godspcll  Auditions  discussed,  old 
and  new  members  welcome.  Campus 
Center  room  911-915,  UMass, 
Information:  545-0415. 

Meeting  —  Kennedy  Campaign  for 
senate,  organizational  meeting. 
Student  Union  Dukes  room,  UMass, 
8  p.m. 

Tliursday,  Oct.  6 

Give  Blood  —  Blood  drive  at  the 
Campus  Center  Basement.  UMass, 
10:30  p.m.  to  4:30  p.m. 

Film  —  Vampyr.  Herter  Hall  room 
227.  UMass,  Free,  7:50  p.m. 

Visual  Art  —  Closing  Reception, 
France  '94.  Herter  Gallery,  UMass,  5 
p.m.  to  7  p.m. 

French  Club  —  Meeting  at  Cafe  Di 
Carlo  in  Amherst,  7  p.m.  All  wel- 
come. 

Seminar  —  Chemistry  seminar, 
Lederle  Graduate  Research  Tower 
room  1 634,  UMass,  11:15a.m. 

Lecture  —  Feng  Distinguished 
Lecture  Series.  Campus  Center  room 
1009,  UMass,  free,  5  p.m. 

Film  —  Go,  Trabi.  Go,  Campus 
Center  Theater,  AC,  free.  Show 


times:  4  p.m.  and  7:50  p.m. 

Film  —  lean-Michel  Basquiat. 
Museum  of  Art  in  the  Museum  Lobby 
at  MHC.  4  p.m. 

Music  —  Terrence  Wilson,  piano, 
Bowker  Auditorium,  UMass,  $8,  8 
p.m. 

Music  —  Chris  Smither.  Campus 
Center  Theater.  AC.  $8  or  $2  with 
Amherst  College  student  ID..  8  p.m. 

Group  therapy  —  Grief  survival 
group,  a  support  group  for  those  who 
have  suffered  a  loss.  Campus  Center 
room  801,  7  p.m. 

Friday,  Ocl.  7 

Ser\'ices  —  Shabbat  service  led  by 
Professor  lulius  Lester,  Hillel  House, 
UMass,  7  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Visiting  Lecturer  Series 
in  Geology,  Morrill  Science  Center 
room  I  31,  3:30  p.m. 

Conference  —  Negotiation 
Identities:  What's  Difference  Got  to 
Do  With  It?,  Willits-Hallowell  and 
Dwight  Hall,  MHC,  6  p.m.. 
Information:  558-2653. 

Community  —  Green  Tara 
Meditation,  Wright  Hall  Common 
Room,  Smith  College,  4  p.m.  to  5:50 
p.m. 

Lecture  —  Free  Friday  Night 
Lecture  Series.  )ude  Rozhon,  Tarot: 
Fool's  Gold  and  the  Sacred  loumey, 
63  Main  Street.  Amherst,  7  p.m.  to  9 
p.m. 

Conference  —  William's  College 
unll  be  hosting  a  South  Asian  Student 
conference  on  Oct.  7,  8,  and  9, 
Information:  546-0888. 


Saturday,  Ocl.  8 

Conference  —  Negotiation 
Identities.  Willits-Hallowell  and 
Dwight  Hall,  MHC.  8:30  p.m. 

Film  —  Forgotten  Tenor,  Main 
Lecture  Hall,  Franklin  Pattei-son  Hall, 
HC,  free,  7:30  p.m. 

Music  —  Mozart  and  Macchia, 
Bezanson  Recital  Hall,  UMass,  8 
p.m..  Information:  545-2227. 

Other  Activities  and  Upcoming 
Events 

Auditions  for  UMass  Theater 
Guild's  production  of  Godspell  — 
Oct.  6.  7.  and  8.  Call  545-0415  for 
more  information. 

Community  Service  ■  The 
Companion  Program  is  looking  for 
volunteers.  Call  253-2591. 

Earn  credits  -  The  Peer  Education 
Program  on  Sexual  Harassment  is 
recruiting  30  undergraduate  men  and 
women  for  its  one-credit  training  ses- 
sion this  semester.  Information: 
Mike,  546-0365. 

The  Homework  Club  —  Volunteers 
needed  to  help  in  afterschool  pro- 
gram to  help  children  from 
non-English  speaking  family  do  their 
homework.  Information:  Scott,  Heap 
or  Seng,  253-0696. 

Want  to  be  a  teacher?  —  Students 
interested  in  becoming  teacher 
(grades  5-12)  are  invited  to  visit  the 
STEP  Advising  office.  Room  125  B 
Furcolo  Hall  in  the  School  of 
Education,  applications  for  spring 


THE  MASSACHUSETI^  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Wednesday,  October  5,  1994  /  Page  i 


Field  Experience  Program  provides  opportunity 


By  David  K.  Chan 

Collegion  Staff 


"Don't  graduate  without  experience."  advises 
Jeffrey  Silver,  the  associate  director  of  the  Field 
Experience  Program  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  Mather  Career  Center. 

UMass  freshmen  and  seniors  alike  should  con- 
sider checking  out  the  Field  Experience  Program. 
The  program  provides  students  with  applications 
and  information  for  co-  ops  and  internships 
offered  locally  and  throughout  the  country. 

To  be  a  part  of  the  program,  a  student  must  fill 
out  an  application,  available  at  the  Mather  Career 
Center. 

To  be  eligible,  a  2.0  grade  point  average  is 
required  and  the  student  must  not  graduate  before 
the  co-op  or  internship  that  the  student  is  applying 
for. 

"In  tcxiay's  competitive  worid,  it  is  a  real  disad- 
vantage without  experience,"  says  Silver.  "I  know 
this  woman  who  graduated  last  May  without  any 
experience  through  co-ops  or  internships.  She's 
currently  on  her  third  job  since  graduation  and  she 


doesn't  like  what  she's  doing." 

When  accepted  into  the  program,  a  personal  file 
is  opened  for  the  student.  The  file  contains  infor- 
mation about  the  student  that  will  be  used  in  appli- 
cations for  field  experience. 

Students  are  then  able  to  meet  with  peer  advi- 
sors specializing  in  the  student's  major  or  field 
direction.  The  advisor  can  help  with  preparing  the 
student's  resume  and  applications. 

The  program  also  provides  videotapes  on  how  to 
prepare  for  interviews  and  how  to  contact  compa- 
nies. 

One  such  student  who  has  gained  valuable  expe- 
rience through  the  program  is  senior  computer  sci- 
ence major,  Ziv  Gillat. 

Gillat  has  worked  at  Apple  Computer  Inc.  in 
Cupertino,  Calif,  for  the  past  three  summers.  Gillat 
was  part  of  a  group  working  to  put  foreign  lan- 
guages on  the  Macintosh. 

"The  Field  Experience  FVogram  is  doing  a  great 
job,"  said  Gillat.  "Not  many  people  know  that  this 
service  exists  on  campus.  Students  should  utilize 
it." 

Gillat  plans  to  work  at  Apple  Computer  Inc. 


after  graduation. 

Approximately  1800  students  a  year  apply  to  the 
Field  Experience  Program  for  summer  internships. 
About  250  go  on  co-ops  and  internships  during  the 
semester,  and  about  500  go  during  the  summer.  SilvtT 
hopes  that  students  will  utilize  the  semester  possibili- 
ties more. 

"The  Boston  Globe's  fall  semester  co-op  pro- 
gram was  offering  50  positions  and  they  were  only 
asking  for  a  2.5  G.P.A.,  but  only  about  six  UMass 
students  are  in  the  co-op." 

UMass  currently  has  students  doing  co-ops  with 
businesses  such  as  MTV  as  well  as  television  pro- 
grams such  as  "Saturday  Night  Live,"  "Late  Show 
with  David  Letterman,"  and  various  television  net- 
works. 

"You  can  get  jobs  through  connections,  I've  seen 
results,"    Silver  said. 

The  UMass  internship  program  started  in  the 
1960s  and  the  co-ops  started  in  the  early  1980s. 
The  two  programs  are  currently  merged. 

Silver  is  a  graduate  of  UMass  and  has  been  the 
associate  director  of  the  Field  Experience  Program 
since  1982. 


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Confessions  made  public  in  Lent  trial 


By  Jeff  Donn 

Aisocioted  Press 


PITTSFIELD  —  Lewis  Lent,  who 
1!,  accused  of  two  child  murders, 
taped  one  victim  to  a  bed.  assaulted 
him  and  held  him  in  terror  overnight 
before  killing  him.  according  to 
details  of  a  confession  made  public 
Tuesday. 

Lent,  who  was  arrested  in  January 
for  allegedly  trying  to  kidnap  a  12- 
year-old  girl,  has  confessed  to 
involvement  in  that  crime,  too,  a 
prosecutor  also  said  publicly  for  the 
first  time. 

The  release  of  these  details  means 
authorities  hold  confessions  from 
Lent  in  all  three  cases  in  which  he 
has  been  charged.  Investigators, 
who  have  described  Lent  as  a 
pedophile  who  stalked  children, 
also  have  said  they  believe  Lent  may 
be  responsible  for  other  murders  or 


utxluctions. 

But  defense  lawyers  will  ask  a 
judge  at  a  hearing  set  for  Wednesday 
afternoon  to  strike  down  Lent's  con- 
fessions. They  say  the  statements 
were  gainer!  by  "duress  and  coer- 
cion." Lent's  lawyers  further  will 
argue  that  items  seized  from  Lent's 
van  and  home  should  be  ruled  out 
because  they  were  taken  in  improper 
searches. 

Lent,  44,  of  North  Adams,  who 
has  been  held  without  bail,  is  accused 
of  the  attempted  kidnapping  of 
Rebecca  Savarese  of  Pittsfield.  as 
well  as  the  murders  of  two  other  12- 
year-olds,  lames  Bernardo  of 
Pittsfield  and  Sura  Anne  Wood  of 
Frankfort.  N.Y.  Speaking  at  a  hearing 
Tuesday  in  Berkshire  Superior  Court. 
District  Attorney  Gerard  Downing 
(or  the  first  time  released  parts  of  the 
Bernardo  confession. 

The  prosecutor  said  Lent  admitted 


to  investigators  that  he  approached 
the  Pittsfield  boy  with  a  knife  outside 
a  movie  theater  where  Lent  worked 
at  the  time  on  Oct.  22.  1990.  He  then 
confessed  to  threatening  to  kill  the 
boy  on  the  spot  if  he  refused  to  get 
into  Lent's  vehicle,  the  prosecutor 
said. 

I.cni  ihen  allegedly  admitted  tak- 
ing the  boy  to  his  apartment,  taping 
him  to  a  bed,  cutting  off  his  clothes, 
and  assaulting  him.  "In  his  own 
words,  he  knew  he  would  have  to 
kill  him.  He  knew  |immy  Bernardo 
would  have  to  die,"  the  prosecutor 
said. 

He  said  Lent  kept  the  boy  in  his 
home  overnight  and  then  took  him  to 
New  York  Slate,  where  the  boy  was 
murdered.  His  body  was  found  in 
Newficid,  N.Y.,  near  where  Lent 
grew  up. 

Lent  stared  ahead  impassively 
through  most  of  Tuesday's  hearing. 


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"Soldiers  don't  talk,  only  politicians.'  he  said  in  a  state- 
ment issued  through  his  brother. 

Francois,  who  as  a  precinct  chief  spearheaded  the  over- 
throw of  Arisiide  in  September  1991.  had  masterminded 
squads  of  "attaches."  or  army  auxiliaries,  responsible  for 
many  of  (he  thousands  of  political  killings  since. 

He.  army  chief  Raoul  Cedras  and  army  chief-of-staff 
Philippe  Biamby  were  to  leave  power  by  Oct.  15  under  a 
last-minute  agreement  negotiated  with  former  President 
Carter  that  averted  a  U.S.  invasion. 

It  was  not  clear  whether  Cedras  and  Biamby  would  also 


flee,  or  simply  quit  their  posts.  Cedras  has  vowed  not  to 
leave  his  homeland. 

"We  have  never  insisted  that  the  other  two  leave  the 
country,"  said  U.S.  Embassy  spokesman  Stanley  Schrager. 
'We  would  hope  they  do.  But  they  are  only  obliged  to 
leave  their  posts." 

At  the  United  Nations  on  Tuesday,  Aristide  told  the 
General  Assembly  he  would  be  back  in  Haiti  by  the  Ocl. 
15  deadline.  "Eleven  days  from  now,  I  shall  be  there, 
thanks  to  the  determination  of  the  Haitian  people  and  our 
solidarity,"  Aristide  pledged. 


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Weaving  reality  into  emptiness 


E.C. 
Thomas 


I  walked  out  it  my  la>l  i.las>  on 
Thursday  in  a  complete  fren- 
zy. As  I  walked  to  the  Campus 
Center,  my  teeth  were  elenchcd, 
but  my  lips  and  hands  were  fight- 
ing back  the  gestures  that  would 
make  me  look  like 
I  was  talking  to 
myself.  Tve  never 
been  one  to  handle 
frustration  well, 
especially  not  the 
frustration  of  keeping  silent  when 
raging  words  are  hidden  under  my 
tongue,  and  Thursday  was  a  perl'ect 
example  of  this. 

I  had  just  sat  through  two  class- 
es where  I  was  judged  to  be  naive 
for  having  some  faith  in  human 
beings  and  in  the  institutions  that 
we  live  under.  In  fact.  Thursday 
was  basically  the  breaking  point 
of  three  years  of  college  level 
informational  bombardment  on 
how  horrendous  society  is  today, 
and  if  you  think  otherwise,  you 
are  an  ignorant  fool. 

Well,  I'm  not  ignorant  and  I'm 
not  a  fool  and  I'm  not  going  to  sit 
through  another  class  period  being 
lectured  to  about  how  evil  will 
always  prevail  over  good  and 
believing  in  good  is  considered  wit- 
less. 

Upon  reaching  the  Campus 
Center  Basement.  I  cornered  a  tcl 
low  columnist  who  tends  to  sec 
things  the  way  I  do  —  one  of  those 
over-thinkers.  Noticing  the  fire  in 
my  eyes  and  the  seizure  my  closed 
mouth  seemed  to  be  going  through, 
he  sat  up  from  reading  and  patient- 
ly listened  to  what  I  had  to  say. 

After  I  was  through,  he  smiled 
and  took  a  deep  breath.  That  walk 
from  Holdsworth  is  mighty  long 
when  you've  got  something  aerobi- 


cisiiig  in  your  mind.  But  he  under- 
stood that.  And  we  chatted  for  a 
bit  until  I  had  reached  some  sort  of 
calm.  But  to  be  honest,  this  whole 
notion  of  'don't  believe  in  any- 
thing' is  still  really  bothering  me. 

Realism  has  per- 
vaded every  aspect  of 
society  so  that  the 
idea  of  faith  has  been 
suffocated  into  a 
world  of  folly.  The 
While  House,  the  Senate,  the 
Supreme  Court,  our  streets,  our 
homes,  our  loves  —  our  entire  lives 
are  now  being  drained. 

It's  really  great  how  we've  all 
become  such  powerful  realists,  no 
one's  going  to  pull  the  wool  over 
our  eyes  anymore.  We're  loo  smart, 
too  hardened  and  too  realistic  for 
anymore  of  that  faith-thing. 

It's  not  that  I  think  people  don't 
need  to  be  realistic.  It's  good  to 
know  and  remember  that  all  people 
are  human,  politicians,  justices  and 
friends  alike.  We  all  make  mis- 
takes, but  don't  we  also  need  to 
have  faith  in  these  people  all  the 
same'.'  Why  is  it  so  wrong  to  have, 
and  hold  on  to,  a  belief  that  a 
Supreme  Court  justice  will  protect 
our  rights'.'  Or  that  an  interest 
group's  important  cause  will  even- 
tually pass  through  the  Senate?  Or 
even  that  you  could  meet  that  one 
person  who  really  likes  you'.' 

Why  can't  we  believe  in  anything 
nowadays  without  being  called 
naive'.' 

I  am  not  under  any  sort  of  disil- 
lusionment. It's  not  like  when  I 
was  younger  and  LT  of  the  New 
York  Giants  admitted  to  using 
cocaine,  and  I  just  didn't  get  it. 

I  went  to  my  Dad  pretty  upset 
and  rather  confused  over  that.  I 


didn't  want  to  believe  what  they 
were  saying  about  him.  he  was  my 
hero,  it's  not  supposed  to  happen. 
But  heroes  are  also  human,  as  I've 
now  accepted.  But,  that  also 
doesn't  mean  one  can't  believe  in 
them.  If  we  don'i  have  people  to 
look  up  to.  be  it  the  President,  an 
athlete  or  a  relative,  what  do  we 
have? 

And  why  is  admitting  to  being  a 
romantic  equal  to  that  of  being  a 
chump?  lust  because  one  may  have 
some  faith  that  someday  they  could 
meet  the  person  of  their  dreams 
and  live  in  a  house  with  a  dog  in 
the  backyard,  doesn't  mean  they 
live  in  a  world  perpetually  reliving 
Valentine's  Day. 

My  life  certainly  hasn't  been  a 
game  of  ring  around  the  rosy.  And 
I  admit  to  walking  through  the 
thorns  of  discontented  youth,  but  if 
all  my  faith  had  been  diminished  I 
would  never  have  made  it  this  far. 
In  fact.  I  don't  believe  any  of  us 
would. 

Having  faith  in  things,  in 
humans,  or  in  government  or  in 
love,  is  not  equivalent  to  being 
ignorant  or  naive.  You  can  still 
think  of  things  realistically  without 
losing  all  sense  of  hope.  If  we  were 
totally  devoid  of  faith,  we'd  have 
no  reason  for  getting  up  in  the 
morning.  No  reason  for  contribut- 
ing to  the  political  causes  we 
believe  in.  No  rea.son  for  talking  to 
that  cute  person  sitting  next  to  us 
at  the  bar  or  in  the  classroom.  No 
reason  for  anything. 

All  of  it  just  makes  me  wonder  if 
it's  not  them  pulling  the  wool  over 
our  eyes,  but  ourselves  who  are 
hiding  under  the  blankets. 

E.C.  Thomas  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


A  psychedelic  dream  of  kangaroos 


For  the  past  few  years  I've  been 
hearing  quite  a  bit  about  the 
most  recent  super-party  trend: 
the  rave.  As  seen  in  trendy  magazines 
and  described  on  MTV',  rave  culture 
has  been  portrayed  as  a  midnight  to 
seven  a.m.  world  of  sex.  drugs  and 
deep  acid  grooves. 

I'd  always  been  ^^^^__^_^_ 
somewhat  envi- 
ous of  the  seem- 
ingly carefree 
revelers  who 
populated  the 
underground 
world  of  full 
time  ravers,  bit 
it  wasn't  until 
this  summer 
that  I  gained  a 
first  hand  look 
at  what  I  con- 
sider the  youth 
movement  of 
the  nineties. 

My  first  tenta- 
tive steps  toward 
getting  up  the 
courage  to  go  to 

a  real  rave  came  when  my  buddy  Nep 
invited  me  to  Venus  de  Milo's  Culture 
night  on  Lan.sdowTie  Street  in  Boston. 

The  1 8*  crowd  that  night  was  about 
50-50  rave  types  and  non-ravers, 
judging  strictly  from  dress,  and  I  was 
stunned  at  how  attractive  the  girls  in 
pigtails  and  knee-high  stockings  were 
compared  to  those  in  more  traditional 
nightclub  attire. 

There  seemed  to  be  a  certain  ener- 
gy emanating  from  the  ravers  in  sun 
flower  glasses,  overalls  and  skm  tight 
t-shirts.  They  danced  with  their  eyes 
closed,  gyrating  to  the  mind-  numb- 
ing explosions  of  bass  that  filkxl  the 
club. 

While  I  didn't  quite  find  the 
"groove"  that  night.  I  at  least  met  a 
girl  who  informed  me  ot  a  rave  that 
WHS  happening  the  following  week 

Doon*sbwry  By  Garry  Trudeau 


At  one  point  I  leaned 
against  a  wall  and  saw 
a  hand  reach  over  und 
grab  at  me.  then  fade 
back  into  the  concrete. 
A  dreadlocked  girl's 
comment  regarding  the 
front  pocket  of  my  over- 
alls had  me  convinced  I 
was  a  kangaroo. 


Thomas  Akyali 


L-nd  in  New  Haven. 

I  spent  the  next  week  wondering 
what  I  should  wear,  if  I  should  try  to 
fit  in,  or  just  tag  along  as  the  rookie 
raver  I  was.  Nep.  a  partyaholic  with  a 
Dr.  I  afro  and  funkadelic  purple 
pants  .  assured  me  that  raves  were 
less    about     image    than    about 
______^_^_^      mind-set. 

He  said  I 
should  be  ready 
to  let  myself  go 
completely,  that 
the  only  way  I 
could  really  be 
part  of  a  rave 
would  be  to  just 
"cool  out  and 
have  fun." 

Thus  warned. 
I  bought  a  pair 
of  'Farmer  joe' 
overalls      and 
borrowed  some 
J-D       glasses 
from  a  friend. 
We  fishbowled 
Nep's   car   for 
the    two    hour 
ride,  and  upon  our  arrival  my  mind 
was  sufficiently  numb  for  my  initia- 
tion to  the  rave  scene. 

After  dishing  out  1 8  bucks  a  head 
we  entered  the  cavernous  warehouse 
filled  with  strobe  lights,  lasers,  huge 
speakers  and  people  dressed  in 
Christmas  lights,  neon-striped  shirts, 
blinking  visors  and  enormously  baggy 
jeans  adorned  with  red  and  blue 
glowing  bracelets. 

The  scene  was  unreal,  and  about 
an  hour  after  my  first  encounter  with 
a  drug  ol  the  hallucinogenic  sort  I 
made  my  way  to  the  dance  floor. 
Swaying  to  the  ihump-ihump-lhump 
of  the  unyielding  bass.  I  felt  simulta- 
neously alone  and  engvilfcd.  paranoid 
yet  content 

At  limes  Nep  and  I  were  separated 
and  I  grew  anxious,  imagining  that  I 


was  being  stared  at,  judged,  ridiculed 
for  being  an  unknowing  outsider. 
At  one  point  I  leaned  against  a  wall 
and  saw  a  hand  reach  over  and  grab 
at  me,  then  fade  back  into  the  con- 
crete. A  dreadlocked  giri's  comment 
regarding  the  front  pocket  of  my 
overalls  had  me  convinced  I  was  a 
kangaroo. 

Stumbling  back  to  the  swirling 
mob  in  my  mind-altered  state,  I  came 
to  the  conclusion  that  I  was  undoubt- 
edly having  fun. 

I  was  dancing,  laughing,  listening 
to  the  sparks  of  music  that  filled  my 
mind  like  a  miniature  light  show.  I 
concluded  through  my  mental  fog 
that  there  was  no  reason  for  me  to  be 
self-conscious.  Nobody  cared  what  I 
did  or  how  I  looked,  so  long  as  I  left 
them  to  their  own  little  groove,  let 
them  enjoy  their  temporary  freedom. 

I  remember  it  as  a  wonderfully 
fleeting  moment,  free  from  thoughts 
of  school,  my  future,  my  G.P.A.  It 
may  have  been  the  drug,  it  may  have 
been  the  hypnotic  music,  but  I  was  at 
peace  if  only  for  a  moment. 

At  around  six-thirty  a.m.,  sweat 
soaked  but  awake.  Nep  and  I  stepped 
out  of  our  ntK'tumal  dreamscapc  into 
the  morning  sun  of  downtown  New 
Haven.  We  shared  a  carton  of  orange 
juice  to  "bring  back  the  trip"  and 
headed  onto  Interstate  84. 

Ninety  miles  later  we  crossed  into 
upstate  New  York,  got  pulled  over 
for  speeding,  and  realized  we'd  been 
driving  in  the  wrong  direction.  After 
contemplating  an  impromptu  visit  to 
New  York  City,  we  opted  to  return  to 
Boston. 

Eighteen  hours  and  500  miles 
after  leaving  home  I  collapsed  on  the 
couch,  my  mind  still  humming  to  a 
distant  bassline;  the  rave  itself  a  psy- 
chedelic dream  skittering  away 
through  my  subconscious. 

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Limitation  is  not  real  reform 


Stan 
Rosenberg 


More  than  200  years  ago.  as  the  Kramers  of  the 
Constitution  hammered  out  our  system  of  gov- 
ernment. New  York's  Robert  R.  Livingston  deliv- 
ered, perhaps,  the  first  eulogy  for  term  limits: 

"The  people  are  the  best  judge  of  who  ought  to  repre- 
sent them."  Livingston  declared,  "...to  tell  them  whom 
they  shall  not  elect  is  to  abridge  their  natur- 
al rights." 

But  the  movement  refused  to  die.  resur- 
recting itself  at  limes  of  greater  voter  frus- 
tration with  government  behavior. 

Term  limits  advocates  today  say  the 
problem  is  career  politicians  who  lose  touch  over  the 
years,  becoming  more  concerned  with  winning  re-election 
than  serving  the  people.  But  their  solution  is  to  restrict 
voters'  choice.  And  ihey  have  been  successful  in  many 
states,  despite  the  fact  that  the  typical  state  legislator  in 
America  serves  10  years  or  less. 

Now  the  term  limits  movement  is  coming  to 
Massachusetts  as  ballot  Question  4.  which  would  limit 
ballot  access  for  the  state's  constitutional  officers,  state 
legislators  and  U.S.  Representatives  after  eight  years  and 
U.S.  senators  after  12.  Beyond  that,  incumbents  could  run 
write-in  campaigns  and  if  elected  at  the  state  level  would 
serve  without  pay.  This  provision  would  force  western 
Massachusetts  legislators  to  leave  at  the  end  of  their  terms 
in  order  lo  support  their  families.  But  legislators  close  to 
Boston  could  continue  serving  while  working  a  paying  job 
and,  because  of  their  seniority,  lock  up  the  powertui  lead- 
ership positions. 

Massachusetts  voters  this  November  may  choose  to 
impose  these  arbitrary  restrictions,  or  to  continue  the 
self-regulating  system  of  elections  that  recent  statistics 
show  has  been  working  well.  Between  1986  and  1992, 
less  time  than  Question  4  allows,  more  than  78  percent  of 
the  slate  Senate  and  more  than  70  percent  of  the  House  of 
Representatives  turned  over.  Voters  here  obviously  know 
when  change  is  necessary. 

Furthermore,  limiting  terms  is  not  the  panacea  advo- 


cates say  it  is.  Ii  is  a  shell  game  that  shifts  power  lo  the 
invisible  bureaucracy  —  lobbyists,  mid-level  bureaucrats 
and  legislative  staff,  government  players  who  don't  answer 
to  voters.  It  creates  the  illusion  of  citizen  empowerment, 
but  does  nothing  to  address  the  very  real  problems  of  gov- 
ernment accountability  and  credibility. 

A  contemporary  voice  in  this  debate, 
political  scientist  Richard  F.  Fenno  jr.. 
echoes  Livingston's  point  of  200  years  ago. 
"The  solution  is  to  produce  choice  at  the 
ballot  box,  and  not  to  enact  some  law  to 
abolish  choice,"  Fenno  says.  'The  essence 
of  what  is  democratic  is  that  the  voters  choose  in  competi- 
tive elections." 

The  state  legislature  has  recently  followed  this  advice  by 
approving  two  laws  drafted  by  the  Election  Laws 
Committee.  The  motor  voter  law,  much  of  it  taking  effect 
this  summer,  makes  registering  to  vote  easier,  thereby 
improving  access  and  encouraging  greater  participation. 
The  campaign  finance  reform  law,  meanwhile,  restricts 
the  amount  of  private  money  in  public  policymaking  and 
helps  reduce  the  financial  advantage  incumbents  hold 
over  challengers.  The  Massachusetts  Public  Interest 
Research  Group  says  this  new  law  is  arguably  the  tough- 
est in  the  nation. 

Real  reform  is  best  achieved  by  strengthening  our 
democracy  through  competitive  elections,  not  through  the 
summary  dismissal  of  elected  officials  without  regard  lo 
iht  quality  of  their  service.  Encouraging  voter  participa- 
tion by  easing  registration  requirements,  strengthening 
our  two  party  system  and  promoting  competition  with 
lough  controls  on  political  contributions  are  the  reforms 
that  help  make  everyone  equal  partners  in  creating  a  bet- 
ter, more  responsive  government.  And  these  reforms  do 
so  w^ithoul  handicapping  western  Massachusetts  or  under- 
mining our  Constitutional  rights. 

Senator  Stan  Rosenberg  (D-Amhersi)  is  Senate 
Chairman  of  the  Legislature's  foint  Committee  on 
Election  Laws. 


What  ever  happened  to  Garanimals? 


Kudos  to  the  masters  of  the 
William  D.  Mullins  Center) 
For    those    of    you    who 
among      the      unin- 
formed, the  bookers  at 
our  fabulous  arena 
have  scored  quite  the 
coup  in  bringing  lo 
Amiierst  one  ol  the 
most  eagerly  anticipat- 
ed tours  this  reporter 
can  recall. 

Not  since 

Guns-N-Ro»cs  was 
scheduled  to  grace  the 
home  of  the 

Minutcmen  has  a  tour  dale  so  capti- 
vated the  UMass  student  body.  Of 
course.  I  could  be  referring  lo  none 
other  than  the  amazing  |.  Crew. 

I  must  admit  thai  1  don't  own  one 
of  their  discs  Hell.  I've  never  actual- 
ly even  heard  one  of  their  songs,  but 
everyone  was  raving  and  the  ticket 
price  was  right,  so  I  decided  I 
couldn't  afford  lo  miss  the  event  of 
the  year 

So  yesterday  I  headed  to  Mullins. 
I'll  admit.  I  thought  it  a  bit  odd  that 
such  a  big  band  would  be  playing  an 
all-day  concert  for  free  on  a  Tuesday, 
but  who  am  1  to  complain? 

Here,  the  plot  thickens.  When  1 
arrived.  I  found  that  there  was  no 
concert  happening.  Instead  it 
looked  as  though  Filene's  basement 
was  teleporied  from  downtown 
Boston  right  here  lo  Amherst. 
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baii-and-swiich  ploy  being  inflicted 
upon  unsuspecting,  naive,  student 
concertgoers  like  myself. 

Before  I  got  the 
chance  lo  dig  in  and 
gel  some  answers,  I 
was  distracted  by  an 
unnerving  sight. 
Students,  my  com- 
rades, hundreds  upon 
hundreds  of  them, 
were  rummaging 
through  these  clothing 
bins  like  so  many  lost 
sheep.  1  tried  to  get 
the  attention  of  one  or 
two  of  them,  but  ii  was  a  hopeless 
cause.  "Don't  you  see  what  they're 
trying  lo  do  to  us."  I  screamed  to  one 
normally  intelligent  young  woman. 

She  just  stared  trance-like  into  a 
bin.  searching  relentlessly  for  a  bam 
jacket  in  her  size  I  left,  beaten  and 
dejected,  but  not  before  picking  up  a 
nifty  little  cotton  sweater. 

Take  a  look  around  your  classes 
today.  Notice  what  your  peers  are 
wearing.  Button  down  shirts,  rollneck 
sweaters,  and  barn  jackets  of  every 
color  in  the  spectrum  will  dominate 
the  room.  Let  me  make  it  clear.  I 
have  nothing  against  |.  Cri-w.  Instead. 
I  think  their  merchandise  is  like  eggs 
or  frcnch  fries.  Every  once  in  a  while 
it's  okay,  but  loo  much  is  bad  for  the 
blood. 

My  uncle  recently  said  to  me  when 
I  was  home  for  a  weekend.  'Have 
you  noticed  that  every  kid  in  this 
town  looks  exactly  the  same?" 
Apparently  he  tried  to  pick  up  my 
I  i-ycar-old  brt)ther  five  times  on  the 


way  to  my  house,  only  to  find  a  clone 
in  his  place. 

In  Arlington,  where  my  parents 
live,  it  appears  young  teen  chic  con- 
sists of  jeans  (always  a  nice  start),  a 
plaid  shirt  (I.  Crew  naturally),  and  a 
white  baseball  cap,  emblazoned 
with  the  nickname  of  the  college 
team  of  your  choice  (my  brother 
currently  fancies  a  Slugs  cap.  nick- 
name of  the  University  of 
California-Santa  Cruz).  Nike  lends 
to  be  the  standard  footwear  for  the 
young  Arlingtonians. 

If  this  uniform  sounds  eerily  famil- 
iar, it  should.  A  three  minute  walk 
through  the  campus  center  and  stu- 
dent union  at  midday  will  almost 
assuredly  find  you  at  least  50  UMass 
students  sporting  similar  aiiire.  So 
that's  what  it  boils  down  to,  we've 
become  our  Mule  brothers. 

In  a  way,  buying  clothes  like  this  is 
like  buying  Garanimals.  You  remem- 
ber the  old  clothes  that  had  tags  to 
show  you  just  what  shirt  matched 
with  what  shorts? 

It  takes  the  guesswork  out  of  it. 
I'm  sure  most  people  don't  buy  |. 
Crew  because  they  think  the  clothes 
will  make  them  cool.  They  wear  the 
clothes  because  they  blend  in.  If  you 
wear  I.  Crew,  you  belong,  you  fit  in. 

As  I  left  the  Mullins  Center  yester- 
day, it  felt  a  little  bit  warmer  outside. 
The  sun  was  shining,  the  sky  was 
blue,  and  I  fell  the  overwhelming 
feeling  of  social  acceptance  that  only 
a  lightweight  cotton  sweater  can 
bring  about. 

Iterek  Milosavljn'ic  is  a  Collegian 
columnist 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


Columnist  choice 
defended 

To  the  edili.>r: 

In  a  letter  accusing  Collegian 
sports  writer  Anthony  Cuido  of 
racism  in  last  week.  David  Wright 
asserts  that  Guido's  exclusion  of 
Black  quarterback  Steve  McNair  of 
Alcorn  Slate  from  Heisman  trophy 
contention  is  based  on  the  color  of 
his  skin. 

tiuido  never  mentioned  McNair's 
race,  he  criticized  his  skills  and 
pointed  lo  inferior  competition  as 


the  reason  for  keeping  him  out  of 
the  running.  Similarly,  he  leaves  out 
UMass'  own  Rene  Ingoglia.  despite 
his  impressive  statistics  in  Division 
lAA 

Wright  jumped  to  conclusions  in 
failing  to  notice  that  in  ihe 
September  15  issue  of  the 
Collegian.  Guido  lists  Nebraska 
quarterback  Tommie  Frazier  as  • 
leading  candidate  for  the  Heisman. 
Like  McNair.  Frazier  is  Black,  a  fact 
that  had  no  bearing  on  the  choice 
Guido  made. 

Russel  Morrow 
Hampshire  College 


Arts  &  Living 


A  new  TV  Order  Waterston 

*ril  Fly  Away*  thespian  finds  new  challenges  in  latest  role 


By  Scott  Williams 
Msociated  Press 


NEW  YORK  -  There  is  a  subtle  slouch  lo  Sam 
Waterston 's  shoulders  when  he  stands  on  the  set  of 
NBC's  'Law  &  Order."  doing  a  somber  scene  in  the 
character  of  Assistant  D.A.  |ack  McCoy. 

With  nary  a  twitch  or  bobble,  sad-eyed  Waterston 
has  taken  over  from  Michael  Moriarty  in  the  critical 
prosecutor's  role.  His  scene  ends  and  Waterston  strides 
off.  The  slouch  is  gone  and  Watcrston's  good  cheer 
emerges. 

Ah.  THAT'S  why  they  call  it  "acting." 

'I  thought  what  Michael  did  was  perfect  in  this 
show."  said  Waterston.  sitting  back  and  relaxing  in  his 
dressing  room.  "I'm  filling  his  position,  but  I'm  not 
playing  the  character  he  devised  and  I'm  not  trying  to 
be  him." 

"There's  no  competitive  thing  here,  although  I'm 
sure  there  will  be  small-minded  and  mean-spirited  peo- 
ple in  the  press"  —  here  he  regards  a  reporter  with 
merry  twinkle  in  his  eyes  —  "who'll  say  "HE  was  better 
at  THIS  than  HE  was.' 

'But  I  don't  read  reviews,  so  I  won't  see  all  that.' 

Reviews  weren't  the  problem  with  Watcrston's  last 
series.  He  played  another  lawyer  in  'I'll  Fly  Away,"  one 
who  lived  in  the  deep  South  of  the  1950s,  when  the 
civil  rights  struggle  began  in  earnest. 

"I'll  Fly  Away"  was  cherished  by  critics  but 
doomed  by  its  failure  lo  deliver  big  ratings.  In  its 
waning  days,  Waterston  personally  lobbied  reporters 
to  build  support  for  the  show.  Alas,  in  vain.  He  took 
it  hard. 

'Yeah,  it  was  a  hard  thing.  Stupid,  too,"  he  said. 
"Stupid  that  television  is  set  up  in  such  a  way  that  it 
can't  sustain  these  things.  But  it  was  great."  To  his 
great  pleasure,  the  series  later  was  rerun  on  PBS. 

It's  a  long  way  from  the  emergent  new  South  of 
lawyer  Bedford  Forrest  in  "I'll  Fly  Away"  to  the  mean. 
Manhattan  streets  of  ADA  )ack  McCoy's  'Law  & 
Order." 

'In  'I'll  Fly  Away,'  in  this  much  more  comfortable 
world.  (Forrest)  was  very  sober;  where  he  could  have 
gone  along  very  easily  with  a  very  easy  life,  he  put  him- 
self in  the  way  of  hard  choices,"  Waterston  said. 

"In  this  case,  (lack)  is  assaulted  from  morning  'til 
night  by  hard  choices." 

Waterston  said  his  challenge  as  an  actor  was  to  fig- 
ure out  how  his  character,  or  anyone,  can  perform  an 
ADA'S  job  over  a  long  period  of  time. 

"I  figured  that  there  must  be  some  inner  spring  of 
optimism  and  some  fund  of  merriment  —  otherwise 


you  wouldn't  be  able  to  do  it  very  long.  You'd  jump 
out  a  window. 

"So  how  would  a  person  survive  and  thrive  in  this 
place?  That's  where  1  began  trying  to  figure  out  who 
this  person  would  be." 

lack  McCoy  began  to  take  shape  as  a  fighter,  some- 
one who  enjoys  the  conflict.  "It's  a  nice  marriage 
between  an  actor  and  a  lawyer,  because  drama  thrives 
on  confiict  and  so  does  the  law."  he  said. 

"You  don't  have  to  look  for  morally  ambiguous  sit- 
uations in  this  job.  They're  everyday."  he  said.  "To 
survive,  you  need  a  clear  vision  of  what  you're  up 
to.' 

Researching  his  character  look  him  lo  the  district 
attorney's  office.  He  talked  to  the  people  who  try  cases. 
'I  must  have  heard  it  a  dozen  times;  people  were  say 
ing  it  almost  as  a  mantra:  'Do  the  right  thing.  Do  the 
right  thing.' 

"To  do  the  right  thing  is  an  enormously  complicated 
deal  lo  organize  your  life  around."  he  said. 

An  interesting  thing  happens  here.  Waterston  — 
who's  never  very  far  from  any  of  his  characters  — 
starts  letting  McCoy  come  lo  the  surface.  It  is  almost 
eerie,  because  it's  not  an  actor  reciting  lines. 

"Once  you're  convinced  that  there's  a  strong  case 
for  the  people,  your  job  is  to  prosecute  that  to  the  very 
best  of  your  ability,  and  if  you're  wrong,  the  system 
will  stop  you."  he  said. 

'That  doesn't  happen  all  the  time."  he  said.  "And 
one  of  the  things  that's  endlessly  intriguing  about  law 
and  courtroom  drama  anyway  is  the  ideal  of  justice  and 
ihe  actual  imperfectness  of  actual  justice." 

Elsewhere  in  television  ... 

AMC  MARKS  lOth  BIRTHDAY:  Cable  TV's 
American  Movie  Classics  marks  its  lOlh  anniversary 
Thursday  with  a  full  day  of  its  critically  acclaimed  orig- 
inal productions  on  the  Golden  Age  of  Hollywood. 

At  6  a.m.  EDT.  AMC  offers  "The  Republic  Pictures 
Story."  followed  at  8  a.m.  by  "Hollywood  on 
Hollywood."  presented  by  Ron  Howard.  At  9  a.m..  its 
up  close  and  personal  with  "Roy  Rogers:  King  of  the 
Cowboys." 

Other  offerings  include  AMC's  paean  lo  Ihe  train. 
"All  Aboard:  Riding  the  Rails  of  American  Film,"  the 
family  in  "Homeward  Bound"  and  baseball  in 
"Diamonds  of  the  Silver  Screen." 

Biographies  from  AMC's  "Reflections  on  the  Silver 
Screen"  series  include  lack  l.emmon,  Billy  Wilder, 
Audrey  Hepburn.  Gregory  Peck.  Lauren  Bacall  and 
Angela  Lansbury. 

Check  local  listings  to  graze  on  this  film  buffs  feast. 


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A  Symposium 
on 

"THE  CUBAN  REFUGEE  CRISIS: 

CHANGE  OR  CONSTANCY  IN 

U.S.-CUBAN  RELATIONS" 

Panelists  will  include: 

Rafael  Dausa 

Director  of  Political  Affairs,  Cuban  Interest  Section,  Washington,  DC 

Allen  Sessoms 

Executive  Vice  President,  University  of  Massachusetts 
Former  Deputy  Chief  of  the  U.S.  Embassy  in  Mexico 

Flavio  Risech 

Professor  of  Immigration  Imw,  Hampshire  College 

Andrew  Zimbalist 

Robert  E.  Woods  Professor  of  Economics  at  Smith  College 

Wednesday,  October  5,  1994 

7:30  p.m. 

Jones  Library  Large  Meeting  Room  (downstairs) 

Amity  St.,  Amherst  MA 

This  event  is  free  and  the  public  is  cordially  invited 


This  program  is  sponsored  by  the  UMass  President's  OfTicp.  the  Institute  for 
Advanced  Study  in  the  Humanities,  the  UMass  Office  of  Third  World  Affairs,  the 

UMass  Office  of  the  Dean  of  Humanities  and  Fine  Arts,  the  Five  ('ollege  Latin 

American  Council,  PAWSS.  the  Hampshire  College  Law  Program,  the  Hamp.shire 

College  Public  Service  and  Social  Change  Program,  the  American  Friends  Service 

Committee,  Five  Colleges,  Inc.,  and  the  Elms  College  Spanish  Dept. 


Pianist  set  to  highlight  Russian  works 


By  Michoel  Maclean 

Collegian  Staff 


Pianist  Terrence  Wilson  has  been 
praised  by  critics  in  regard  to  his  out- 
standing technical  ability  and  his  pure 
instinct  for  the  music  he  plays.  Wilson 
will  be  sure  not  to  disprove  any  of 
those  critics  Thursday  night  when  he 
performs  various  selections  of  Russian 
works  at  Bowker  Auditorium. 

It  has  only  been  a  little  under  two 
years  since  Wilson  made  his  profes- 
sional debut  with  the  Philadelphia 
Orchestra,  and  he  has  already  been 
hailed  as  a  genius  and  buill  up  a  repu- 
tation as  one  of  today's  finest  musi- 
cians. What  makes  these  accomplish- 
ments all  the  more  astoni.shing  is  that 
Wilson  is  only  18-years-old. 


Wilson  discovered  classical  music 
at  the  age  of  eight  through  a  classical 
radio  station.  He  would  learn  the 
pieces  he  heard  on  the  radio  by  ear 
and  was  already  performing  ihem  for 
his  family  before  he  was 
nine-years-old.  At  1 1 ,  Wilson  won 
Ihe  Brooklyn  Arts  and  Culture 
Appreciation  Competition.  Last  fall 
he  began  attending  the  juilliard 
School  of  Music. 

The  pianist  has  accomplished  much 
in  his  short  career,  such  as  recital, 
television  and  radio  appearances,  as 
well  as  performances  in  the 
Cincinnati  Symphony  and  the  Buffalo 
Philharmonic.  Most  recently  he 
appeared  locally  at  Boston 
University's  TanglewotKl  Institute. 

Thursday  night.  Wilson's  first  half 


ol  the  program  will  feature 
Prokofiev's  Romeo  and  Juliet:  Ten 
Pieces  for  Piano,  op. 75.  and 
Stravinsky's  Petrouchka:  Three 
Scenes  for  Piano.  The  second  half  of 
the  program  will  feature 
RachmaninofPs  Sonata  So.2  in  H-flat 
minor,  op.  36. 

Terrence  Wilson  is  sure  to  only 
keep  getting  better  from  here,  so 
catch  his  performance  before  Bowker 
Auditorium  is  much  too  small  to 
house  this  gifted  young  artist. 

Terrence  Wilson  will  perform  at 
Bowker  Auditorium  on  Thursday, 
Oct.  b  at  8  p.m.  Tickets  are  $15  and 
$10  and  Five  College  students  can 
obtain  half  price  admission.  For  more 
information  call  the  Fine  Arts  Center 
Box  Office  at  545-2511. 


''Show  Boat''  revival  a  smashing  success 


By  Michael  Kuchwaro 
Associated  Press 


NEW  YORK  —  There's  plenty  of  life  left  in  the  grand 
daddy  of  the  modem  American  musical. 

Nearly  a  year  after  its  Toronto  premiere,  director 
Harold  Prince's  rethought,  reworked  version  of  Show 
Boat  sailed  triumphantly  Sunday  into  Broadway's 
Gershwin  Theater. 

What  Prince,  director  of  The  Phantom  of  the  Opera, 
has  accomplished  with  the  |erome  Kern-Oscar 
Hammerstein  II  classic  is  not  just  a  restoration  or  a  revival 
but  a  new  look  at  an  old  friend. 

And  what  a  friend!  The  original  1927  production,  pro- 
duced by  Florenz  Ziegfeld,  astonished  a  Broadway  accus- 
tomed to  much  more  frivolous  song-and-dance  extrava- 
ganzas. Its  examination  of  such  adult  topics  as  miscegena- 
tion and  the  treatment  of  Blacks  paved  the  way  for  the 
more  serious  musicals  o(  the  1940s. 

Yet  much  of  "Show  Boat"  remained  mired  in  the  stock 
conventions  of  the  day,  something  that  subsequent  revivals 
and  several  popular  movie  adaptations  never  really  erased. 

Prince  has  drawn  on  all  these  different  versions,  as  well 
material  cut  from  the  musical  and  up-to-date  stage  icxh- 
nology,  to  change  that.  He  has  recreated  a  'Show  Boat' 
that  satisfies  the  demands  of  modern  theatergoers  for 
spectacle,  yet  lets  them  revel  in  its  epic  story  filled  with 
strong  characters  and  one  of  the  most  glorious  scores  ever 
written  for  the  musical  theater. 

More  importantly,  the  director  has  clarified  the  story  line. 
particulaHy  in  Ihe  cumbersome  second  aci.  The  tale,  based 
on  Edna  Ferbcr's  popular  novel,  takes  three  hours  lo  span 
1887  to  1927.  but  the  time  moves  with  lightning  speed. 

Prince  has  said  the  musical  is  primarily  about  family,  in 
this  case  the  family  of  Cap'n  Andy  Hawks,  owner  of  the 


Cotton  Blo.ssom.  a  floating  theater  traveling  the  Mississippi. 

The  musical  fcKuses  on  the  romance  and  doomed  mar- 
riage of  Hawks'  innocent  daughter  Magnolia  and  the 
handsome  gambler  Gaylord  Ravenal. 

A  winsome  Rebecca  Luker  and  a  debonair  Mark  lacoby 
sing  the  roles  ravishingly.  If  any  moment  can  define  the 
show's  romantic  appeal,  it  is  their  soaring  duet  of  "You 
Are  Love."  sung  on  the  Cotton  Blossom's  top  deck.  A 
huge  moon,  the  product  of  Richard  Pilbrow's  artful  light- 
ing, hangs  in  a  nighttime  sky  filled  with  twinkling  stars. 
You  could  hear  the  sighs  from  the  lovestruck  audience. 

Except  for  |ohn  McMartin's  oddly  prissy  Cap'n  Andy, 
the  other  leading  parts  are  exceptionally  well  cast.  The 
gravelly  voiced  Elaine  Stritch,  thanks  to  Prince's  generous 
enlargement  of  her  role,  makes  Andy's  cantankerous  wife 
Parihy  more  than  a  shrew.  She's  comic  relief  with  a  pur- 
pose and  a  heart. 

Lonette  McKee  is  a  tremulous  and  affecting  Julie,  the 
Cotton  Blossom's  racially  mixed  leading  lady.  She  played 
the  same  role  in  the  1983  Broadway  revival,  and  the  inter- 
vening years  have  not  diminished  her  power  to  deliver 
that  great  torch  song  "Bill." 

Prince  has  stripped  the  show  of  mo.sl  of  its  more  obvi- 
ous racial  stereotypes,  and  that  decision  has  strengthened 
the  story's  emotional  impact.  Michel  Bell,  who  plays  the 
Black  stevedore  |oe,  brings  a  majestic  and  effortless  bass 
voice  —  and  great  dignity  —  to  "Ol'  Man  River." 

This  wonderful  pnxluclion  has  many  striking  moments, 
and  Prince  makes  sure  the  audience  leaves  with  the  final 
image  of  family.  At  Ihe  end.  three  spotlights  catch 
Gaylord  and  Magnolia,  once  young  lovers,  now  grown 
older  and  maybe  wiser;  their  effervescent  daughter.  Kim. 
and  an  aged  Cap'n  Andy  and  Parthy.  Their  stories  — 
along  with  Prince's  masterful  direction  —  have  made 
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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Grad  student  explores  bisexuality 


By  Emily  Marino 

Collegian  Stoff 


Clare  Hcinmingh  said  >hc  wanls  lo 
dance  wilh  Michel  Foucaull.  but 
wuuld  NoinciimcN  like  lo  lake  ihe  lead 
last  nighl  during  her  lecture. 
"Becoming  a  Desiring  Subjecl: 
Hiscxualily  and  Foucaull." 

According  lo  Hemniinps.  theoriz- 
ing bise.xuulily  has  been  a  historically 
difficult  challenge.  A  second  ycu 
doctoral  sludenl  at  Ihe  University  til 
York  in  York.  Hngland.  she  is 
attempting  to  adapt  the  methodology 
of  French  psychologist  Michel 
Foucaull  to  write  a  feminist  genealo- 
gy that  presents  a  better  understand- 
ing of  bisexuality. 

Hemmings.  who  ^aid  she  has  been 
bisexual  for  1  1  years,  is  spending  this 
year  furthering  her  studies  in  feminist 
theory  and  bisexuality  at  the  Five 
College  Women's  Research  Center  at 
Mount  Holyoke  College. 

"I  am  curious  as  to  why  it  is  that 
there  are  hardly  any  lext.s  that 
address  the  issue  of  feminist  bisexual- 
ity and  even  fewer  that  begin  to  theo- 
rize this  position."  Hemmings  said. 

Hemmings'  lecture  focused  on  the 
evolution  of  sexual  identification 
through  the  psychological  studies  of 
scientists  such  as  Sigmund  Freud  and 
Michel  Foucaull.  feminist,  lesbian 
and  gay  political  movements,  as  well 
as  the  current  emergence  of  bisexual 
organizations  and  several  personal 
narratives  written  bv  biscxuals. 


NATHAN  MAHTiN  /f  OlUCIAN 

Clare  Hemmings 

The  research  Hemmings  has  done 
has  revealed  a  lack  of  understanding 
of  bisexuality  as  something  other 
than  "in  between"  helerosexualitv 
and  homosexuality,  or  as  simply  a 
matter  of  sexual  preference. 

According  to  Hemmings.  bisexuuli 
ty  has  historically  been  wrongly 
defined  three  ways  within  the  realm 
of  psychology.  Freud  linked  bisexual- 
ity to  hermaphroditism,  thus  consti- 
tuting it  as  a  biological  manifestation. 

Other  definitions  of  bisexuality 
have  included  a  co-  presence  of 
female  and  male  psychological  char- 
acteristics in  an  individual,  or  the 


propensity  ol  an  individual  to  be 
attracted  lo  both  women  and  men. 

Hemmings  has  noted  that  these 
definitions  are  limited,  and  even  con- 
tradict each  other  when  considered 
exclusively. 

The  fact  that  in  all  ot  her  research 
Hemmings  has  never  found  a  defini- 
tion of  bisexuality  as  an  identity 
makes  her  uncomfortable. 

While  bisexuality  is  often 
described  as  a  pallern  o(  ob.servable 
behavior,  the  gender  lines  drawn  to 
define  behavior  as  heterosexual  or 
homosexual  belittle  the  notion  of  a 
hisexual's  identity.  Hemmings  hopes 
to  break  down  gender  opposition 
which  is  often  confused  with  sexual 
opposition. 

"I  choose  to  be  defiant."  said 
Hemmings.  "I  am  not  gender 
instructed."  Hemmings  said  that  part 
of  the  problem  in  defining  bisexuality 
is  that  knowledge  of  it  is  "con- 
strained in  discourse  and  expressed 
through  the  bcKly." 

Although  extensive  research  has 
left  her  with  many  unanswered  ques- 
tions, Hemmings  allempis  to  elimi- 
nate Ihe  idea  that  bisexuality  is  an 
ever-changing  identity  which  is 
dependent  upon  spur-of-the-moment 
gender  ol  object  choice. 

Foucault's  siudics  on  identity, 
power  and  the  self  have  been  helpful 
in  drawing  parallels  to  fHemmings' 
research.  Though  she  has  no 
clear-cut  answers  yet,  her  dance  with 
Foucaull  promises  lo  be  interesting. 


Bus  rider  demands  end  to  segregation 


By  Kiley  Armstroog 

Asvxioled  Press 


NEW  YORK  —  Some  have  called  her  "the  lewish  Rosa 
Parks"  —  a  bus  rider  who  refuscxi.  on  principle,  to  give  up 
her  seat.  Sima  Rabinovicz  wouldn't  move  to  accommodate 
Orthodox  Jewish  passengers  who  wanted  to  pray  apart 
from  the  women  on  the  public  bus  Ihey  were  riding  from 
their  suburban  communities  to  their  jobs  in  New  York  City. 

She  said  one  man  told  her  if  she  didn't  move  "they'd 
stone  me  till  I  bleed.  There  were  like  20  of  them,  and  I'm 
by  myself.  I  was  scared  —  upset  and  scared." 

Now  Mrs.  RabitKivicz  is  demanding  an  end  to  segregation 
on  the  bus,  and  the  director  of  the  New  York  Civil  Liberties 
Union  is  representing  her  in  talLs  wilh  lawyers  for  Monsey 
Trails.  Ihe  bus  company  run  by  ultra-Orthodox  lews. 

"If  1  talked  to  somebody,  they  told  me.  "Shut  up, 
woman.'"  she  said.  "The  treatment  of  women  always 
bothered  me  ...  like  you  were  second-class." 

Monsey  Trails  is  government-subsidized,  and  anyone 
can  ride  the  bus.  But  the  pwssengers  are  almost  exclusively 
Orthodox  and  ultra-Orthodox  Hasidic  lews  who  live  in 
suburban  enclaves  formed  in  the  1950s  by  people  who 
wanted  to  get  away  from  the  wanton  ways  of  the  city 
while  keeping  their  jobs.  Most  work  in  Manhattan's  dia- 
mond and  gannent  districts. 

Mrs.  Rabinovicz.  who  is  lewish  but  not  Orthodox, 
chafed  at  the  centuries-old  religious  dictate  observed  by 
her  fellow  riders  that  men  p(ay  separately  from  wom«n. 

The  men  had  hung  a  curtain,  provided  by  the  bus  com- 


pany.  from  the  ceiling,  down  the  center  aisle.  Men  sat  on 
one  side,  women  on  the  other. 

But  the  men's  prayer  group  was  so  large  on  Dec.  8,  1993, 
that  ihey  needed  part  of  the  women's  side,  too.  As  sunset 
approached,  the  men  needed  to  begin  the  evening  prayers. 

The  group  wanted  Mrs.  Rabinovicz  lo  move  forward, 
where  the  rest  of  the  women  were  sealed. 

Someone  barked,  "'Move  it!"  —  like  I  should  obey." 
Mrs.  Rabinovicz  said.  "I  just  ignored  them."  The  10  or  15 
other  women,  she  said,  cowered  silently  in  the  front.  The 
bus  stopped.  Mrs.  Rabinovicz  said  the  driver  ordered  her 
to  move. 

"I  said,  'Only  if  the  cops  come."  He  called  the  base  and 
they  said  lo  move,"  she  said  She  still  refused. 

The  men  "got  off  and  literally  prayed  in  the  street."  said 
the  bus  company's  lawyer,  Kevin  Hasson.  "They  were  not 
just  sent  to  Ihe  back  of  the  bus,  but  kicked  off  the  bus." 

The  driver  look  her  home.  But  then,  said  Mrs. 
Rabinovicz.  he  "told  me  I  .shouldn't  lake  the  bus  any  more." 

Norman  Siegel.  Mrs.  Rabinovicz's  lawyer,  said  he  has 
no  problem  wilh  prayer  on  a  bus.  but  with  segregation 
abetted  by  a  public  carrier. 

"You  have  conflicting  principles  that  are  significant  and 
serious:  religious  freedom  and  practices,  and  sex  discrimi- 
nation," he  said. 

Hasson  said  the  bus  line  doesn't  discriminate  by  provid- 
ing such  things  as  the  curtain,  and  it  doesn't  care  where  pas- 
sengers sit.  "Whoever  owned  the  bus  company,  if  99  percent 
of  passengers  wanted  the  simple  availability  of  a  curtain,  any 
good  businessman  would  provide  it  lo  them,"  Hasson  said. 


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NAIMAN  MAHTIN  /  COlLiCIAN 

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Funding  cut  for  UMass  water  research 


By  Jessica  Tavema 

Collegian  Staff 


Federal  funding  cuts  may  pull 
$100,000  of  annual  grant  money 
from  a  water  quality  research  center 
at  the  University  of  Massachusetts. 

The  UMass  Water  Resources 
Research  Center  conducts  and  facili- 
tates different  studies  around  the 
region,  including  those  done  lo  insure 
the  quality  of  the  state's  water  supply 
stored  in  the  Quabbin  reservoir,  and 
others  that  support  the  local  commu- 
nity, lohn  R.  Cole,  assistant  director 
of  the  water  center,  said. 

"Most  people  have  never  heard  of 
the  program  (that  funds  the  center)," 
Cole  said.  "Congressmen  just  like  lo 
be  able  lo  say  that  they  cut  programs 
and  expenses  while  they  were  in 
office." 

Cuts  in  this  type  of  research  could 
lead  to  inefficiency  and  more  sf)end- 
ing  in  the  long  run,  according  to 
Cole.  The  kind  of  research  that  gels 
done  at  the  center  is  done  relatively 
inexpensively. 

Last  year  the  state  withdrew 
$200,000  of  funding,  which  led  to 
the  collapse  of  a  10-year-old  study 
monitoring  acid  rain. 

"A  lot  of  the  work  we  do  ts  based 
on  research  of  thingti  ihat,hapj)en 
over  time."  Cole  sard.  ''It's  hard  to  <io  * 


our  job  when  they  cut  us  off  right  in 
Ihe  middle  of  it." 

The  center  focuses  on  two  or 
three  major  projects  a  year.  Cole 
said.  The  work  that  is  done  is  essen- 
tial and  the  studies  will  be  needed, 
regardless  of  the  program's  exis- 
tence. 

Work  done  by  the  cheap  expert 
labor  of  graduate  students  could  save 
the  federal  government  hundreds  of 
dollars. 

The  cheap  cost  of  research 
through  Ihe  University  is  also  attrib- 
utable lo  the  large  portion  of  volun- 
teer support  from  the  area.  Cole 
said.  Without  that  support  and 
knowledge  of  the  local  environmen- 
tal issues,  research  would  cost  mil- 
lions more. 

The  federal  government  funds  the 
program  on  a  national  level  and  gives 
out  annual  grants  to  a  land-grant  site 
in  each  slate.  Massachusetts  gets 
grants  for  UMass  and  MIT,  Cole  said. 
There  are  a  total  of  54  grants  given 
out  annually. 

"Each  program  gets  an  equal 
amount,  and  it's  been  the  same 
amount  each  year,  despite  inflation," 
Cole  said. 

Now  there  is  fear  that  federal  bud- 
gel  cuts  could  lead  to  a  20  percent 
joss  of  ^uods  nationwide,  Cole  said. 

Tfic  federal  government  is  working 


on  a  compromise  between  three  bud- 
get proposals  for  1995.  The  Clinton 
administration  and  the  House  of 
Representatives  have  both  opted  to 
scratch  funding  for  the  national  pro- 
gram entirely.  Cole  said.  The  Senate 
has  voted  to  continue  to  delegate  80 
percent  of  the  funding. 

Cole  said  that  they  are  "still  hang- 
ing," but  do  not  intend  on  letting  fed- 
eral cuts  close  the  center  down. 

"We  don't  exist  as  a  federal 
agency,"  Cole  said.  "We  use  money 
that  we  receive  from  other  govern- 
ment and  private  agencies,  such  as 
Trout  Unlimited  and  the  Audobon 
Society." 

The  Massachusetts  Water  Watch 
Partnership,  a  non-profit  organiza- 
tion set  up  as  a  resource  for  those 
conducting  studies  throughout  the 
stale  on  rivers  and  lakes,  does  most 
of  their  work  through  the  center, 
lerry  Schoen,  the  partnership  coordi- 
nator, said. 

"We've  had  a  strong  collaboration 
with  the  center  since  1990,"  Schoen 
said.  "The  research  center  provides 
us  with  office  space,  computers  and 
furniture." 

No  one  will  know  what  is  going 
happen  to  the  national  program  until 
the  budget  is  passed.  The  center  v^l 
continue  to  receive  federal  ■!<*  uwifc 
luly  1995.  ~     ■* 


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Hartford  seeks  professional  help 

Education  Atternutiws  Inc.  to  manage  city's  public  schools 


By  Brigitte  Greenberg 

Associated  Prejj 

HARTFORD,  Conn  -  IX-spcratc  for  a  remedy  lor 
high  dropout  rates,  low  test  scores  and  deteriorating 
buildings,  Hartford  has  become  the  nation's  first  city 
to  put  a  pnvate  company  fully  in  charge  of  its  public 
school  system. 

After  contentious  debate,  the  Board  of  Education 
voted  6- J  Monday  to  make  Education  Alternatives  Inc 
responsible  for  the  education  of  25,000  children  in  52 
schools. 

"This  marks  a  milestone  in  pursuit  of  academic 
excellence  for  our  children."  said  school  board  member 
Ted  Carroll.  "Change  is  never  easy." 

But  there  were  many  dissenters  among  the  120 
yelling,  stomping,  screaming  and  cheering  parents  and 
teachers  at  the  board  meeting.  "What  we're  going  to 
have  left  is  nothing  for  the  children.  You  treat  them 
like  so  much  livestock,"  parent  Steven  Fournier 
hollered  at  the  board.  "This  is  an  invitation  to  corrup- 
tion." Education  Alternatives  has  promised  to  raise 
Hartford's  lest  scores  without  spending  more  money 
by  using  a  system  it  calls  the  Tesseract  Way. 

The  name  is  from  Madeleine  L'Engle's  children's 
book  A  Wrinkle  in  Time  which  describes  a  conidor  for 
traveling  to  new  worids. 

The  system  relies  on  computers  and  parent  partici- 
pation. Students  help  set  their  own  goals  and  work  in 
groups  at  their  own  pace. 

Education  Alternatives  manages  nine  public  schools 
in  Baltimore  and  one  in  Miami  Beach,  Fla. 

Another  firm.  The  Public  Strategies  Group  Inc., 
was  hired  last  November  by  the  Minneapolis  school 
board  as  a  consultant  to  help  resolve  financial  prob- 
lems and  boost  sludeni  achievement  in  a  79-school 
system.  The  head  of  the  firm  became  school  superin- 
tendent. 

In  Hartford,  Education  Alternatives  will  manage  the 
school  district,  school  board  members  said.  In 
Minneapolis,  The  Public  Strategies  Group  performs 
duties  set  out  by  the  school  board  and  is  paid  each 
lime  a  specific  task  assigned  by  the  board  is  completed, 
school  officials  there  said. 

In  both  cities,  the  management  companies  can  be 
ovenuled  by  the  school  board.  The  Hartford  contract 
has  a  provision  for  referring  contract  disputes  to  a 
mediator,  although  the  school  board  could  cast  aside 
the  mediator's  decision. 

In  1991-92,  the  last  year  statewide  figures  are  avail- 
able, Hartford's  dropout  rale  was  17  percent,  the  high- 
est in  Connecticut.  The  figure  represents  the  number 


of  high  school  students  from  all  classes  who  dropped 
out  that  year. 

The  district's  fourth,  sixth  and  eighth-graders  have 
for  several  years  scored  lower  than  all  other  school  dis 
iricts  in  the  state  on  tests  in  math,  reading  and  writing 
Under  the  five-year  contract.  Education  Alternatives 
will  essentially  control  the  schools'  $171.1  million 
budget,  as  well  as  $29  million  in  stale  and  federal 
grants.  It  will  pay  all  bills,  buy  supplies  and  have  a  key 
role  in  union  negotiations  and  hiring  and  firing  school 
personnel  in  the  city  of  140,000. 

The  publicly  held  company  can  earn  profits  after  all 
expenditures  are  paid. 

Education  Alternatives  said  it  would  invest  $1.6  mil- 
lion in  schools  and  about  $14  million  in  teaching  tech- 
nology such  as  computers  and  school  operations.  The 
company  plans  $20  million  in  capital  investments  over 
the  next  five  years. 

The  company  will  report  to  the  superintendent,  and 
the  board  can  cancel  the  contract  with  90  days'  notice. 
A  lawsuit  by  the  Hartford  Federation  of  Teachers  to 
block  the  contract  was  dismissed  last  month.  Teachers' 
unions  have  contended  the  company  has  no  data  to 
back  up  its  promises  and  is  more  concerned  with  prof- 
its than  students. 

The  American  Federation  of  Teachers  has  recom- 
mended a  moratorium  on  contracts  with  Education 
Alternatives.  • 

But  teacher  Jane  Carroll,  wife  of  board  member  Ted 
Carroll,  favored  the  move. 

"(My)  morale  as  a  teacher  will  climb  considerably 
when  I  have  a  copy  machine  to  use,  when  I  have  paper 
that  I  don't  have  to  buy  myself,  when  I  have  construc- 
tion paper,  when  my  child  has  a  globe  in  her  geogra- 
phy class,"  she  said.  "I  will  feel  a  lot  better." 

Education  Alternatives  is  using  the  Tesseract  system 
at  the  school  in  Miami  Beach  and  in  Baltimore,  where 
it  has  operated  eight  elementary  schools  and  one  mid- 
dle schcK)l  for  two  years. 

Instead  of  one  teacher  lecturing  students,  a  master 
teacher  and  an  associate  are  used.  Together,  they 
determine  how  each  child  learns  best  and  individual 
learning  plans  are  made. 

Academic  eompelition  between  children  is  discour- 
aged and  traditional  grades  are  discarded. 

Parents  are  required  to  attend  four  conferences  wilh 
teachers  each  year,  and  the  staff  closely  tracks  each 
student's  progress  by  computer. 

Initially,  Baltimore  teachers  complained  they  weren't 
trained  enough  in  the  system,  and  that  teacher  aides 
were  replaced  by  better-educated  but  lower-paid 
interns. 


Author  discusses  links  of  prejudice 


By  Stephen  C,  Campbell 

Collegian  Staff 

Links  between  lewish  and  homo- 
sexual oppression  are  far  more  com- 
mon than  most  people  think,  accord- 
ing to  an  author  taking  part  in  the 
Brown  Bag  luncheon  series. 

Warren  Blumenfeld,  author  of 
Looking  ai  Gay  and  lesbian  Life  and 
Homophobia:  How  we  all  pay  the 
price,  spoke  last  Wednesday  after- 
noon in  a  discussion  entitled 
"Homophobia  and  Anti-Semitism: 
Making  the  Links." 

The  discussion  was  presented  by 
the  office  of  Gay,  Lesbian  and 
Bisexual  Concerns  as  a  continuation 
of  the  Brown  Bag  sen'es. 

Blumenfeld  began  the  discussion 
by  saying  that  he  got  his  name  from 
his  great-grandfather  Wolf  Mahler,  a 
rabbi  who  was  killed  by  the  Nazis 
during  WoHd  War  II.  Wolf  Mahler 
was  killed  because  he  was  a  lew. 
Being  told  this  at  the  age  of  four, 
young  Warren  didn't  understand  why 
anyone  would  want  to  kill  someone 
just  because  of  being  different.  This 
is  something  that  has  stayed  with  him 
for  his  entire  life. 

Aside  from  dealing  with 
anti-Semitism.  Blumenfeld  has  had 
to  deal  with  homophobia  as  well. 

Blumenfeld  showed  the  results  of 
an  Esquire  magazine  poll  from  April 


1992  that  asked,  "If  you  would  tell  a 
hilarious  but  offensive  joke  about 
some  tninority,  which  group  would 
you  choo.se.'"  The  highest  group  on 
the  poll,  receiving  70.9  percent  from 
men  and  44.7  percent  from  women, 
were  gays.  The  next  group  was  lews 
with  58.8  percent  of  the  men  and 
46.3  percent  of  the  women  respon- 
dents saying  that  they  would  tell  a 
hilarious  but  offensive  joke. 

Blumenfeld  began  to  draw  parallels 
between  gay  oppression  and  lewish 
oppression.  The  oppression  is  real,  he 
said,  but  myths  that  pervade  our  soci- 
ety as  truths  are  just  that  —  myths. 

Both  groups  receive  religious  con- 
demnation often  coming  from 
Christian  fundamentalists  citing  the 
Bible,  especially  the  letters  of  Paul. 

Both  groups  have  been  accused  of 
abusing  children  and  of  recruiting 
them.  Both  groups  have  been  called 
sexually  depraved  and  been  accused 
of  spreading  sexually  transmitted  dis- 
eases, lews  are  considered  to  be  the 
spreaders  of  syphilis  across  Europe, 
just  as  gay  people  are  being  held 
responsible  for  spreading  AIDS. 

ludaism  has  been  called  an  imma- 
ture, intermediate  religion,  a  precur- 
sor to  Christianity.  Homosexuality 
has  been  called  an  immature,  inter- 
mediate stage  of  human  sexual  devel- 
opment, a  precursor  to  heterosexuali- 
ly 


Both  have  been  accused  of  trying 
to  dominate  and  destroy  civilized 
society  by  either  owning  and  contrxil 
ling  everything  from  banks  to  the 
media,  or  trying  to  topple  the  govern 
ment  and  make  it  Communist. 

In  the  latter  part  of  the  19ih  centu- 
ry the  medicalization  of  gay  and 
lewish  people  gave  even  more  reason 
for  their  oppression.  The  men  in  both 
groups,  according  to  doctors,  were 
feminized  men  prone  to  fits  of  hyste- 
ria. 

lewish  men  would  be  unfit  for  mili- 
tary service  btvause  they  were  small- 
er then  the  average  non-|ewish  man 
and  could  not  carry  as  much  equip- 
ment. Also,  because  of  fiat  feel,  Ihey 
would  slow  down  the  rest  of  the 
troops. 

The  Roman  Catholic  Church  has 
had  policies  against  lews  for  cen- 
turies. Pope  Innocent  III  in  1215 
ordered  that  all  lews  had  to  wear  yel- 
low badges  everywhere  they  went. 

Pope  Gregory  the  IX  ordered  in 
1236  for  the  Talmuds  to  be  taken 
from  all  the  temples  throughout 
Europe.  The  only  Prince  who  com- 
plied was  Louis  I  of  France. 

At  the  Second  Vatican  Council 
Pope  lohn  XXIII  forgave  the  Jewish 
people  for  crucifying  |esus. 

Blumenfeld  said  the  Church's 
stance  on  homosexuality  has  always 
been  stem. 


Florida  minister  faces  possible  death  sentence 


By  BIN  Koczor 

AiKxiotod  Press 


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PENSACOLA,  Fla.  -  Acting  as 
his  own  lawyer  after  another  change 
of  heart,  a  man  accused  of  killing  an 
abortion  doctor  warned  the  jury  at 
the  start  of  his  trial  Tuesday  that 
those  who  countenance  abortion 
"will  answer  to  God." 

"May  God  have  mercy  on  us  all," 
Paul  Hill  declared  in  his  opening 
statement  in  federal  court. 

Hill  then  asked  no  questions  of 
pro.seculion  witnesses  who  said  they 
saw  him  or  a  man  looking  like  him 
outside  a  clinic  at  the  time  of  Ihe  luly 
29  shotgun  slayings  of  Dr.  |ohn 
Bayard  Britton.  69.  and  bodyguard 


lames  H.  liarrett,  74. 

The  40-year-old  former  minister  is 
the  first  person  to  stand  trial  under 
the  federal  law  enacted  earlier  this 
year  against  injuring  or  otherwise 
interfering  wilh  anyone  entering  an 
abortion  clinic.  Conviction  could 
bring  a  life  prison  term. 

Hill  is  also  awaiting  trial  in  state 
court  on  charges  of  murder  and 
attempted  murder;  if  convicted 
there,  he  could  get  the  electric 
chair. 

Hill,  a  former  pastor  in  Ihe 
Presbyterian  Church  in  America  and 
the  Orthodox  Presbyterian  Church, 
took  over  his  defense  after  U.S. 
District  judge  Roger  Vinson  refused 
to  let  him  argue  the  killings  were  jus- 


tifiable homicide. 

Hill's  lawyers  had  wanted  to 
employ  a  necessity  defense,  arguing 
that  Hill  killed  to  prevent  the  greater 
evil  of  abortion.  Before  the  slayings. 
Hill  had  openly  advocated  killing 
abortion  providers. 


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AfroBooks  offers  variety  of  rare  texts 

Worcester  based  bookshop  to  visit  UMass  Campus  Center 


By  Chris  Conner 

CoHegpon  SlaW 


The  luwn  u(  Amhcrsi  boasts  many 
line  bijok'-iorcs.  hul  none  quilc  like 
Afrt>(U)t>k>.  .1  W  iirccsier-basecl  shop 
visiiinj!  ilic  Liniversity  of 
Mu^'^iK  hu-.,  11-.  tor  the  nexi  few 
nuinths- 

Al  ihe  helm  of  ihe  operation  are 
iw  '  IM.uk  men.  Hr.  Pius  Fze  and 
Ih.i  iii.i-  Siiiipsfn.  \kho  eo-founded 
the  business  in  April  I'i'i'i. 

One  of  ihe  priniapi'  purposes  of  the 
trek.-  nude  h\  l:/c  urid  Simpson  is  to 
^^ivue  ilic  Luge  Al  ru- American 
ikp.irlmem  ul  UMuss,  said  Eze. 
Mjiendls  hom  AfroBooks  will  be 
.iNjiLil^li.-  dt  the  Campus  Center  in  the 
weeks  a\  Oct,  17,  24,  51  and 
Mondiiys  ihriiuphoul  November. 

The  piiir  are  both  Worcester  resi- 
dents who  met  at  a  Clark  University 
miiK'iiiy  south  conference.  Eze,  an 


economics  professor,  was  teaching  at 
Clark  at  (he  lime. 

Simpson  is  presenily  a  senior  at 
UMass  who,  like  his  colleague,  is  an 
economics  major. 

Eze  said  the  two  men  developed  an 
instant  friendship. 

The  Nigerian-bom  Eze  said  he  had 
wanted  to  make  an  entrepreneurial 
venture  for  some  time,  specifically  in 
the  central  Massachusetts  area. 

"Culturally,  there  is  nothing  in 
Worcester,"  he  said.  "We  knew  that 
there  was  a  cultural  need  for  |the 
bookstorel." 

Simpson  said  he  agreed  with  Eze. 
and  so  the  two  began  to  visit  elite 
Massachusetts  and  New  York  book- 
stores in  addition  to  searching  spe- 
cially catalogs. 

The  two  men  said  they  compiled  a 
wholly  diverse  array  of  African. 
African-American  and  Developing 
.Nations  texts  which  Eze  said  may 


otherwise  only  be  available  via  mail 
order.  Eze  said  these  types  vt  books 
lend  to  go  out  of  print  quicker  than 
their  more  popular  counterparts. 

Eze  also  said  "most  Hlack  bonk 
stores  buy  what  sells.  We  want  to  be 
a  full  Black  bookstore." 

And  so,  AfroBooks  commenced  iis 
fledgling  business. 

Both  Simpson  and  i./e  said  busi- 
ness in  Worcester  is  slower  than  their 
shops  at  Springfield  and  Amherst 
They  are  the  only  employees,  js  well 
as  the  owners,  of  AfroBooks. 

Simpson,  who  intends  to  pursue 
graduate  studies  in  accounting,  said  he 
must  limit  his  time  at  the  shop  with 
respect  to  his  present  schoolwork. 

The  entrepreneurs  said  their  goals 
are  to  promote  Black-  owned  busi- 
nesses, service  the  discriminating 
reader,  and  educate  minority  youth. 

And,  like  any  small  business,  stay 
afloat. 


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AT&T  gives  students  taste  of  big  business 


By  Andrew  Ferguson 

Collegian  Staff 


Fur  the  seventh  straight  year,  the  AT&T  investment 
chullenge  offers  University  of  Massachusetts  students  a 
chance  lo  spend  millions  of  dollars  on  Wall  Street. 

The  program,  which  runs  Ocl.  10  through  Dec.  9,  is  an 
investment  competition  offered  to  high  school  and  college 
students  and  educators  across  the  United  Slates,  Canada 
and  Puerto  Rico. 

The  goal  of  the  challenge  is  to  turn  an  account  into  the 
highest  value  portfolio  before  the  end  of  the  competition. 

Alan  U'einfeld,  the  stock  analyst  for  the  Finance  and 
Investment  club  at  UMass.  said  he  would  like  a  good 
showing  from  UMass  students. 

"If  we  get  more  people  involved,  we  have  a  chance  of 
winning  the  whole  thing."  says  Weinfeld. 

Last  year  UMass  placed  12th  in  the  nation,  and  the  year 
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NEW  YORK  --  His  handshake  is  fimi.  his  altitude 
upbeat,  his  message  simple.  "Make  something  positive 
out  of  something  negative."  Mike  Utley  said.  "Ask 
yourself  to  do  something  today  that  you  couldn't  do 
yesterday." 

It's  almost  three  years  now.  three  years  since  U'lley 
got  tangled  up  blocking  on  a  pass  play  for  the  Detroit 
Lions  and  fell  on  his  head,  three  years  since  they 
wheeled  him  off  the  field  at  the  Ponliac  Sil\erdome, 
his  sixth  and  seventh  vertebrae  crushed.  Ulley  llashed 
the  thumbs  up  signal  that  day  lo  his  teammates  and  the 
crowd  to  tell  ihem  that  he  was  OK,  that  he  would  K- 
back.  Then  he  almost  died. 

A  couple  of  times. 

"The  first  nine  days  in  the  hospital.  I  dulni  sleep  a 
wink."  Litley  said.  "I  had  more  heart  monitors  than  you 
can  ever  imagine." 

On  Thanksgiving,  he  was  permitted  to  watch  the 
Lions'  traditional  game.  "That  night  I  was  hack  in  the 
ICU."  he  said.  "I  threw  a  blood  clot  in  my  lungs.  I 
should  be  gone.  You  throw  a  blood  clot,  there's  noth- 
ing vou  can  do  about  that.  I  should  not  be  here.' 

Utley  liNcd. 

For  some  inexplicable  reason,  he  survived. 

In  the  months  ahead,  his  weight  would  fall  from  315 
pounds  to  215. 

"I  lost  100  pounds  of  muscle,"  he  said.  "Fat  doesn't 
deteriorate.  Muscle  docs." 

His  injury  would  challenge  Utley.  spiritually  and 
physically.  "Before  1  got  hurt,  I  prided  myself  as  being 
as  physical  and  possible,"  he  said.  'There's  no  reason  to 
stop  that.  It  makes  you  feel  better  about  yourself  and 
more  independent.  You  don't  want  to  need  help.  You 
want  to  do  things  on  your  own  as  much  as  possible." 

So  Utley  passes  on  the  handicap  ramp,  aims  his 
wheelchair  and  bumps  his  way  down  staircases.  And 
the  guy  who  couldn't  lift  four  ounces  when  he  got  hurt 


now  lifts  140-pound  dumbbells. 

"I've  got  movement."'  he  said,  "I  can  feel  again." 

The  prognosis  for  spinal  cord  injuries  improves 
almost  daily  and  that  excites  Utley  about  Ihe  future. 
His  foundation,  located  in  Phoenix,  raises  funds  for 
research,  work  he  hopes  will  one  day  make  his  kind  of 
injury  less  devastating. 

When  football  was  taken  away.  Utley  missed  the 
adrenaline  rush  of  the  game.  For  replacement,  he's 
begun  skiing  on  a  specially  designed  ski  and  sky  diving. 
It's  something  he  never  would  have  tried  when  he 
played. 

"I  di^dn'i  want  to  hurl  my  knees,  my  hips,  my 
ankles."  he  said.  "I  didn't  want  to  do  anything  lo  jeop- 
ardize football." 

He  admits  that  he  did  ride  a  motorcycle,  though. 
"Hey.  a  guy's  got  lo  gel  around,  you  know." 

He  prides  himself  in  zooming  down  the  mountain, 
bowling  over  the  gates  instead  of  going  around  them. 
"I  am  an  offensive  lineman,  you  know,"  he  said. 

Next  on  his  agenda  is  kayaking.  "I  want  to  learn 
how  to  do  that,"  he  said.  "I  want  to  enjoy  life.  I  want 
to  live  my  life.  It's  an  'I'll  try'  altitude.  I  didn't  always 
win,  but  I  never  quit  trying,  and  I'm  not  quilting 
now." 

He  is  not  a  miracle  man.  Instead,  he  is  an  adver- 
tisement for  intensity,  for  hard  work,  for  believing  in 
himself.  When  Dennis  Byrd  of  the  New  York  lets 
broke  his  neck  two  years  ago.  Utley  talked  to  him. 
not  about  the  injury  but  rather  other  things  like 
games  they'd  played  in.  Then,  when  it  was  time  lo 
leave.  Utley  told  Byrd,  "Gel  out  of  that  chair.  Throw 
it  away." 

Byrd  succeeded.  Utley  remains  in  his  chair.  He 
believes  that  condition  will  change  one  day. 

"I've  still  got  some  unfinished  business  at  the 
Silverdome."  he  said.  "I  want  to  go  back  there  and 
walk  out." 

The  Mike  Utley  Foundation  is  located  at  2425  East 
Camelback  Road.  Phoenix.  Ariz..  85016. 


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continued  from  page  10 

She  has  10  points  (4  goals.  2  assists)  lo  go  along  with  a 

team-leading  31  shots.  And  because  of  this,  opposing 

teams  have  taken  note  by  marking  the  Longmeadow. 

Mass.  native.  This  past  weekend  in  California.  Santa  Clara 

did  just  that,  clinging  to  her  with  jersey-lugging,  physical 

tactics. 

"It  was  frustrating,"  said  LeDuc  of  the  tactics  and  the 
team's  two  1-0  losses. 

Yet  she  vows  that  Ihe  weekend's  frustration  will  not 
carry  on  into  the  team's  next  game  al  Yale  tomorrow  (7 
p.m.).  "This  weekend  is  in  the  past."  she  .said.  "I  think  it 
will  only  make  us  work  harder  to  get  back  up  for  the  next 
game.  We  won't  be  thinking  about  it  al  all." 

What  the  team  will  be  thinking  about  is  a  return  trip  to 
the  Final  Four.  For  LeDuc.  that  would  be  especially  sweet. 

■  Sports  Illustrated 


"It  was  a  great  feeling  lo  be  able  to  go  that  far."  she  said. 
"I  want  that  feeling  again.  But  we  have  to  lake  each  game 
as  it  comes.  Obviously,  our  main  goal  is  to  get  back  to  the 
Final  Four,  but  there  is  a  lot  ahead  of  us  before  that." 

We  pick  up  this  first-round  1992  NCAA  Tournament 
game  against  UConn  in  overtime.  The  score  is  tied  at  I- 1. 
A  freshman  forward,  who  later  in  her  career  will  jokingly 
state  she  doesn't  like  overtime,  is  about  to  score  the 
biggest  goal  of  her  young  career 

With  5  39  lo  play,  the  feat  is  accomplished.  A  celebra- 
tion breaks  out.  and  Massachusetts  soon  sets  its  sights  on 
the  second  round. 

LeDuc  was  at  it  again,  working  her  magic  in  overtime. 
The  extra  50  minutes.  Hey.  even  the  big-game  goal  scorer 
makes  an  exception  once  in  a  while. 


Wednesday  Night  is  Rolling  Rock  Night 

Rolling  Rock  Koltio*  *t.'AS 
Gin  d^  T«»aiics  *1.75 


continued  from  page  10 
strike,  they  had  a  picture.  They 
should  keep  the  column  and  add 
another  section  for  a  picture. 

features:  They  need  to  go  more  in 
depth.  The  features  and  profiles  have 
become  more  Huff  than  substance. 

SI  has  tried  to  become  lo  much  of 
a  wise-guy.  There  are  too  many  sto- 
ries thai  spend  too  much  time  trying 
to  be  witty  and  funny,  instead  of  giv- 
ing its  readers  quality  stories. 

The  current  NHL  and  impending 
NBA  strikes  are  making  things  even 
worse.  There  may  be  very  little  to 


write  about  in  the  winter  months. 

•  •  »  • 

It  hasn't  been  all  bad. 

The  pictures  have  been  as  good  as 
they  have  ever  been.  In  the  "40  for 
the  Ages"  issue,  the  pictures  were 
spectacular.  Week  to  week  the  maga- 
zine still  produces  some  of  sports' 
best  visuals. 

The  weekly  "Turn  back  the  clock" 
segments  have  been  a  positive  as  well. 
It  has  been  interesting  to  look  back  al 
the  legends  from  generations  past,  and 
lo  remember  the  people  who  have 


shaped  sports  into  what  it  is  today,  but 
Ihe  new  year  will  bring  the  end  of 
these  gems,  and  with  1995  approach- 
ing, SI  needs  something  to  nil  the  void. 

What  Sports  Illustrated  needs  to  do 
is  return  lo  Ihe  quality  of  the  maga- 
zine that  published  those  great  arti- 
cles. Put  the  best  story  of  the  week 
back  on  the  cover,  and  produce  qual- 
ity, not  comedy. 

Return  to  greatness  SI.  it  just 
hasn't  been  the  same. 

Matt  Vautour  is  a  Collegian  colum- 
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Sports 


Women*s  volleyball  streak  stopped  at  fourteen 

Team  to  hit  tdc  road  with  upcoming  games  against  Atlantic  -  10  foes  Temple  ami  Rutgers 


By  Brian  Perillo 

Co'legion  Slafr 


said 


'All   pood   ihings   muM   come   lo  an  end 
\1jv-..i^lnivi.lls  C'<.'ikh  Bonnie  Kenny. 

Xhx  14  i;.iMic  winning  slreiik  of  ihe  UMa»  volleyball 
icjiii  U.IN  nv  e\eeplion.  The  Minutewomcn  dropped  a 
lough  iiuiuh  lo  the  University  ol  Rhede  Island  last  nighl 
.,1  ..he  Cum  Hicks  Cage,  11-15.  1V15.  16-14.  9-15  for 
ihcit  lll^l  l>.i^^  ot  the  season. 

-|r-  disapp^-iinling."  said  Coach  Kenny.  "We  just  didn't 
pl.i\  vsell  as  a  leam.  1  don'l  want  lo  lake  anything  away 
hoin  L  Rl   Thc\  came  out  and  beat  us." 

Ouivule  hitter  Ciiw  Rivera  led  the  team  in  kills  with  17. 
bul  was  .1  hit  inconsistent  as  she  also  had  12  errors. 
Several  ol  hei  .iitacks  were  thunderous  shots,  as  volleyball 
ians  at  the  Cage  have  come  lo  expect  from  the  sopho- 
more, hut  her  overall  hilling  percentage  was  a  bit  disap- 
pointing at  .175. 

Sophomore  outside  hitler  Dionne  Nash,  who  collected 
I  5  kills  and  14  digs,  freshman  outside  hitter  Lesley  Nolan 
(12  kills  and  14  digs)  and  junior  seller  Cass  Anderson 
who  led  the  team  with  15  digs  and  45  assists  were  the 
bright  spots  lor  UMass,  now  14-1.  2-1  in  the  A-10. 

"We  should  have  enough  weapons  thai  when  someone 
is  not  having  her  best  game,  like  Giza  tonight,  we  should 
be  able  lo  get  it  done  elsewhere."  Coach  Kenny  said.  "You 
can  light,  bul  somebody  needs  to  step  up." 

Both  teams  started  off  strong  in  front  of  a  season  high 
and  season  loud  795  fans  at  the  Cage.  Game  I  was  tied 
4-4  before  Rhody  got  going  behind  junior  outside  hitler 
Sabrina  Pozzi  and  ran  up  five  poinis  in  a  row  to  jump  up 
9-4 

UMass  would  not  go  down  easily,  however,  and  when  a 
Nash  ace  and  Rivera  block  put  them  within  two,  12-10. 
the  fans  started  to  sense  victory.  But  it  was  not  to  be,  as 
the  WRanis  kept  ihcir  composure  and  sealed  game  one, 

"They  put  a  lot  of  pressure  on  us,"  said  Nolan.  "We 
need  lo  do  a  belter  job  on  our  team  offense." 

Game  two  was  similar  lo  the  first,  as  the  Minutewomcn 
were  vet>  much  in  it  the  entire  lime.  The  teams  battled  to 
an  8-8  deadlcKk.  when  URl  once  again  stepped  ii  up.  tak- 
ing a  1 2-9  lead. 

"We  were  having  some  trouble  passing  the  ball,"  Nolan 
said. 

Onte  again.  UMass  came  roaring  back.  This  lime  an  ace 
from  freshman  Michelle  Paciorek  tied  ihc  score  at  12.  and 
UMass  was  able  lo  take  a  15-12  lead.  This  was  as  close  as 
UMass  could  gel.  however,  as  the  WRams  once  again 
silenced  the  crowd  wilh  a  kill  by  Pozzi.  ending  game  two, 
and  putting  the  Minutewomcn  in  a  position  they  hadn't 
been  in  all  season,  down  in  a  match  2  games  to  none. 

■||  was  a  new  experience  for  us.  bul  we  didn't  give  up." 
said  Nolan.  "Wc  were  in  the  locker  room  talking  about 
winning  the  nexi  three  in  a  row.  We  wanted  this  one  to  go 
five  " 

Game  three  saw  UMass  jump  out  to  a  10-6  lead,  bul  it 
just  couldn't  be  that  easy  for  the  Minutewomcn.  URl 
l8-5.  5-0  A-IO)  would  not  accept  defeat,  and  battled 
back  to  lie  the  game  at  10.  The  teams  kept  the  crowd  on 
edge  by  matching  poinis  until  the  WRams  had  the  lead. 
14-15.  and  were  one  point  away  from  taking  the  match  in 
ihrce  straight 

Coach  Kenny's  squad  then  dug  down  a  little  deeper. 


Matt 
Voutour 


NATHAN  MADTIN  /  COILECIAN 


The  UMass  volleyball's  impressive  14-0  run  came  to  end  last  night  as  they  tell  to  Rhode  Island  in  three  games. 


and  earned  a  sideout  on  a  block  from  Nash  and  Paciorek. 
Then,  with  UMass  up  15-14,  Rivera  delivered  the  final 
blow,  blasting  the  ball  to  the  floor  to  end  game  ihree  and 
keep  the  Minutewomen's  hopes  alive. 

The  momentum  started  out  on  the  side  of  UMass  in 
game  four,  but  v*ilh  the  score  lied  5-5.  URl  went  on  a  run 
behind  senior  outside  hitter  Sue  Consavage  ( 14  kills)  and 
look  the  lead  8-5.  The  Minutewomcn  baiiled  lo  within 
one.  9-8,  bul  just  could  not  keep  it  going  as  the  WRams 
look  game  four  by  a  score  of  1 5-9  lo  win  the  match. 

"We've  got  lo  put  this  behind  us  and  leam  from  it." 
said  Kenny,  who  tried  several  different  combinations  to 
combat  the  URl  hitting  game.  "Our  blocking  was  atro- 


cious. 

UMass  got  flashes  of  brilliance  from  their  defensive  spe- 
cialists, freshman  Maria  Dueno  and  junior  Beth  Cabral. 
both  of  whom  had  some  excellent  digs,  and  outside  hitlers 
Kim  Mizner.  beginning  to  get  more  playing  time  aflcr  an 
eariy  season  knee  injury,  and  Leigh  Ready,  who  is  show- 
ing steady  improvement,  bul  tonight,  nobody  could  find 
the  answer. 

'A  loss  can  really  make  you  realize  you  need  to  work," 
said  Nolan. 

"We  have  no  time  to  mourn,"  said  Kenny,  "We  have 
iwo  days  to  prepare  for  two  tough  matches  this  weekend." 

UMass  will  face  Temple  and  Rutgers  on  the  road. 


Sports  Illustrated 
has  turned  into  a 
disappointment 

Forty  years  of  Sports  lllusiraled. 
America's  most  popular  sports  magazine  turned 
40  this  year.  The  magazine  has  become  a  Thursday 
necessity  in  the  life  of  almost  every  American  sports 
junkie,  and  with  virtually  no  serious  competition, 
the  publication  has  thrived  over  those  40  years. 

In  recent  times 
however,  that  same 
lack  of  competition 
has  hurl  SI.  With  no 
rival  to  push  it,  the 
magazine's  quality  has 
cleariy  fallen  and  with  it,  the  respect  of  its  readers. 
Where  has  it  gone  wrong? 

Predictions:  It  seems  that  SI  has  decided  that 
making  the  unusual  choice  is  the  best  move  when  it 
comes  to  making  predictions. 
Take  the  college  football  preview  for  instance. 
Arizona  at  I?  Florida  at  8?  Florida  State  at  10? 
Boston  College  19? 

Nobody  other  than  Sports  Illustrated  had  the 
offenseless  Arizona  in  the  top  three,  and  SI  picked 
them  as  So.  1  ?  Florida  was  clearly  one  of  the  top 
two  teams  in  the  nation,  and  they  were  all  the  way 
back  at  No.  8.  The  hapless  Eagles  should  be 
nowhere  near  the  Top  25,  but  they  check  in  on  Si's 
poll. 

Now  I  can't  believe  that  their  wnters  are  stupid, 
it  just  seems  like  they  are  trying  to  go  for  shock 
value. 

Coven:  Perhaps  the  biggest  dovmfall  is  nght  on 
the  front  of  the  magazine.  The  content  of  the  cover 
photos  has  declined  considerably. 

With  all  the  talent  in  college  football  last  year,  it 
wasn't  Marshall  Faulk  or  Charlie  Ward  on  the  cover 
of  the  College  Football  Preview  Issue,  it  was  fresh- 
man kicker  Scott  Bentley. 

On  the  cover  of  the  hockey  preview  issue,  there 
was  a  picture  of  a  Phoenix  Cardinal  defensive  back, 
with  the  caption  "Is  Chuck  Cecil  too  violent  for  the 
NFL?" 

Bill  Clinton  on  the  cover  of  the  "NCAA 
Tournament  Preview"  issue  was  an  absolute  traves- 
ty. 

On  a  more  local  level,  UMass  has  gotten  slighted 
in  terms  of  the  cover.  Following  UMass'  upset  of 
consensus  No.  1  North  Carolina,  there  was  a  small 
article  buried  in  the  Inside  College  Basketball  sec- 
tion, while  a  faceless  football  player  and  the  caption 
"10  Ways  to  Improve  the  NFL"  made  the  cover. 

Two  weeks  later  however,  when  Indiana  upset 
Kentucky  (a  questionable  No.  1)  at  home,  Damon 
Bailey  was  on  the  cover. 

The  Point  After:  This  is  Sports  lllustrated's  opin- 
ion column  in  the  back  of  every  issue.  What  used  to 
be  a  thought  provoking  column  every  week  is  now 
replaced  all  loo  often  by  a  picture.  When  baseball 
went  on  strike,  instead  of  a  writer's  opinion  on  the 

Turn  to  SPORTS  ILlUSTRATtD,  page  8 


Coming  through  in  a  pinch 

Junior  forward  Rachel  LeDuc  rises  in  the  heat  of  battle 


Minutewomcn  hope  for  home  success 

UM  looks  to  rebound  from  weekend  loss  today  over  Syracuse 


By  Mike  Reiss 

Collegian  StoH 


We  piik  ihis  match  up  wilh 
under  five  minutes  to  play,  as 
Maiiiii.huseits  and  Central  Florida 
are  tied  at  l-l  Massachusetts  has 
seemingly  lost  the  momentum  it 
had  owned  throughout  the  day. 
and  it  looks  as  if  overtime  will  he 
called  upon  to  help  decide  this  oni 

"I'm  not  thinking  any  diffcrcniK 
in  those  situations."  said  a  modest 
Rachel  LcDuc.  "I  just  don'l  like 
going  into  the  overtime  for  the 
extra  50  minutes." 

The  clock  at  the  far  end  of 
Oarber  Field  continues  to  tick 
away,  each  second  becoming  more 
and  more  precious  i>uddenly.  a 
play  de\elops  and  a  through  ball  is 
sent  up  the  right  sideline 

"I  just  play  hard  every  game,  for 
the  full  90  minutes.'  said  the  junior 
forward  l.cDuc  "I  guess  I  just  hap- 
pen lo  be  at  Ihc  right  place  at  the 
right  lime." 

The  defender  is  left  defenseless. 


and  with  a  lead  step  to  work  with, 
a  high-lofting  ball  makes  its  way 
toward  the  goal  Tucking  under  the 
crossbar  yet  under  the  goalkeeper's 
outstretched  hand,  the  ball  ruffles 
the  back  netting  and  a  celebration 
ensues 

Rachel  LeDuc  docs  not  like  over 
lime.  Does  not  like  the  extra  50 
minutes. 

\nd  Central  Florida,  along  with 
a  handful  of  other  opponents,  has 
found  this  out  first-hand  over  the 
past  three  years.  LeDuc's  knack  for 
scoring  the  key  goal  in  pressure  sit- 
uations has  earned  her  the  title  of 
"big-game"  goal  scorer,  a 
well-deserved  distinction. 

Take  last  season's  NCAA 
Tournament  Northeast  Regional 
match  against  the  University  of 
Connecticut,  for  example  Playing 
with  a  nagging  calf  injury,  the 
junior  collected  ihe  team's  only 
goal  of  Ihc  game  as  UMass 
advanced  lo  the  Final  Four  via  the 
1-0  triumph. 
"Rebecca  Myers  sent  a  perfect 


ball  by  the  defense,  which  set  me 
up  wilh  a  one-on-onc  wilh  the 
goalie."  recalled  LeDuc  "The 
goalie  came  out  cleats  first.  I 
kicked  Ihe  ball  and  after  that  i  got 
hit  [in  the  ribs].  I  didn't  know  if  it 
went  in." 

Fveryonc  else  at  Garbcr  Field 
knew,  as  the  crowd  erupted  into  a 
frenzy.  Yet  LeDuc  remained  down 
on  the  ground,  the  wind  forcefully 
knocked  out  of  her.  Although 
Massachusetts  would  meet  up  with 
North  Carolina  in  ihc  Final  Four 
soon  after.  LeDuc's  season  came  to 
an  abrupt  end. 

"It  was  upsetting  to  have  made  it 
all  that  way  and  then  have  an  injury 
slop  you  from  playing."  she  said. 
'The  week  before  the  |UNC|  game 
I  was  having  trouble  breathing.  I 
really  didn't  think  I  was  going  to  be 
able  to  play  There  was  nothing  I 
could  do." 

This  season.  LeDuc  has  shown 
there  is  very  little  she  can  not  do. 

lurn  to  WOMEN'S  SOCCER  page  8 


By  Mike  Pinder 

Collegian  Staff 


IIMASS  MItXA  miATIONS 


Rachel  LeDuc  and  the  Minutewomen  will  try  to  get  back  into  the  win  column  Thursday  at  Yale. 


Orange  ya'  glad  lo  be  home? 
This  afternoon  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  field  hockey  team 
plays  host  to  the  Orangcwomen  of 
Syracuse  University. 

According  to  UMass  Coach 
Megan  Donnelly,  the  Minutewomcn 
are  very  eager  to  return  home 
against  last  year's  Big  East 
Champions. 

"We  play  very  well  at  home."  said 
Donnelly.  "We've  been  on  Ihe  road  a 
lot  this  year  and  we're  very  anxious 
lo  return  lo  Totman." 

UMass  is  coming  off  possibly  their 
best  all-round  performance  of  the 
year  in  their  first  loss  of  Ihe  season  to 
No.  4  Old  Dominion.  The 
Minutewomcn  will  try  to  bounce 
back  against  Syracuse  today  at  5:50 
p.m. 

Donnelly  predicts  a  very  difficult 
match-up  against  a  formidable  oppo- 
nent in  SvTacose. 

The  main  gun  for  the  Orange  is 
senior  lulie  Williamson,  who  has 
seven  goals  and  two  assists  in  seven 
games,  for  lb  poinis.  For  her  career. 
Williamson  has  scored  2b  goals  while 
assisting  on  25  others. 

'Syracuse  is  a  very  good  leam." 
said  Donnelly.  "They  have  strong 
skills  with  passing  and  receiving  the 
ball.  They  also  have  cxccllcni 
speed." 

Donnelly  is  hoping  UMass  plays 
wilh  similar  intensity  and  strength  as 
they  did  against  Old  Dominion. 

"We're  going  lo  try  lo  play  the  way 
we  did  against  Old  Dominion."  said 
Donnelly.  "I  think  the  main  thing  is 
that  we  slow  them  down." 

If  history  holds  true  Donnelly  need 
not  be  loo  concerned  about  the 
Orangcwomen.  UMass  holds  a  com- 
manding scries  record  against 
Syracuse  and  the  Big  Fast  UMass  is 
9I0  versus  learns  in  the  Big  East  dal- 
ing  back  lo  ihc  1992  season  and 
holds  a  5-0  lifetime  record  against 
Syracuse. 

The  strong  UMass  delciisive  core. 
led  by  sophomore  goalkeeper  Hilary 
Rose,  will  be  called  upon  to  quell 
Ihe  speed  and  skill  of  the 
Orangcwomen 

Rose  brings  a  50  goals  against 
average  inio  the  game  against 
Syracuse,  which  is  one  of  the  best  in 
the  nation  for  the  second  straight 
year.  The  England  native  also  has 
seven  shutouts  in  nine  games. 

The  rest  of  the  UMass  defensive 


NATHAN  MADTIN  /  CCHUCIAN 


Field  hcKkey  will  try  to  continue  their  dominance  of  Big  East  teams  this 
afternoon  against  Syracuse. 


squad  has  been  equally  impressive 
this  year,  allowing  a  very  stingy 
Ihree  goals  in  nine  games,  as 
opposed  to  15  scored  by  the 
Minutewomcn. 

In  the  net  for  Syracuse  will  be 
junior  goalie  Chcri  Herr.  Herr  has 
had  a  lough  year  so  far.  registering  an 
unimpressive  1.71  goals  against  aver- 
age, giving  up  12  goals  in  only  seven 
games. 

On  ihc  offensive  side  of  the  slick. 
UMass  is  led  by  two  All-American 
Candidates.  Danielle  Borgcs  and 
Natalie  Hart  Borges  leads  the  team 
with  five  goals  and  five  assists  for  15 
poinis.  while  Hart  is  second  tallying 
five  goals  for  10  poinis. 

Syracuse  comes  into  the  game 
sporting  a  deceptive  5-4  record.  The 
Orangcwomen  have  lost  to  two 
national  powerhouse  teams,  in 
Northeastern  and  Penn  Slate. 


UMass.  like  Syracuse,  has  battled 
against  the  Huskies  eariier  this  year. 
The  Minutewomcn.  though,  had  a 
better  outing  than  the 
Orangcwomen  tying  Northeastern 
0-0  on  October  28  at  Totman  Field. 
In  thai  game  the  Minutewomen  and 
Ihe  Huskies  battled  through  Iwo 
overtime  periods. 

The  Minutewomen  will  face  their 
biggest  test  of  the  season  this  Sunday 
when  they  face  off  against 
top-ranked  North  Carolina.  Despite 
the  obvious  magnitude  of  the  week- 
end game,  UMass  has  stayed  focused 
on  Syracuse. 

"We're  just  looking  at  this  game 
[Syracuse]  right  now."  said 
Donnelly.  "We  want  to  win  this 
game  and  we  can't  afford  to  think 
ahead  to  the  North  Carolina  game. 
We'll  have  plenty  of  time  to  prepare 
for  them." 


Williams  suspended 
by  Colipari 

Mike  Williams  was  suspended  for 
three  games  by  UMass  Coach  John 
Calipari  for  academic  reasons  (See 
Sports,  page  14). 


Questionina  gender, 
transsexuality  myths 

"Why  does  there  have  to  be  one  or 
the  other?"  author  Kale  Bornstein  asks 
at  the  CLB  Studies  Brown  Bag  Series 
(Story  on  page  3). 


Fables  of  R.E.M/S 
construction 

With  their  new  release,  Monster,  the 
band  has  reinvented  themselves.  But 
how  did  they  get  there?  (See  Arts  k 
Living,  page  5) 


Extended  Forecast 

Considerable  cloudiness  giving  way 
to  sun  today  and  highs  near  60.  Chilly 
temps  in  the  low  40i  tonight,  and 
more  sun  Friday,  highs  in  the  mid-60s. 
Same  story  (or  Saturday. 


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HIGH:  57      Hkjh:  65      HIGH:  70 
LOW:  32       LOW:  40       LOW:  45 


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DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


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Officials  search  for  solutions  to  bathroom  misconduct 


By  Jessica  Tavema 

Cx>llegian  Staff 


A  men's  bathroom  in  Thompson 
Hall  is  the  site  of  extreme  vandalism 
and  sexual  activity,  leaving  University 
of  Massachusetts  officials  struggling 
to  find  a  solution. 

According  to  several  sources,  the 
notoriety  of  the  bathroom  in  the 
low-rise  academic  building  is  the 
result  of  both  written  advertisements 
and  word  of  mouth. 

"These  types  of  things  happen," 
said  Paul  Page,  vice  chancellor  of 
administration  and  finance.  "It  is  an 
institutional  and  societal  issue." 

The  advertisements  arc  printed  as 
newsletters  and  circulated  to  alert 
people  of  the  location  and  services 
offered  in  the  bathroom,  according  to 
Alvin  Cohen,  director  of  the  Asian 
Studies  Department. 

Presently,  the  most  controversial 
restroom  is  located  next  the  Asian 
Studies  Department  in  the  basement 
of  Thompson. 

"It  seems  to  be  a  hangout  for  some 
faction  of  the  male  gay  community." 
Cohen  said. 

The  activities  put  the  health  and 
safety  of  those  who  use.  clean  and 
have  to  work  near  the  facilities  at 
risk.  Cohen  said. 

There  are  phone  numbers  and 
explicit  messages  written  on  the  walls 
and  bodily  fluids  on  the  floors,  walls, 
fixtures  and  mirrors.  Marie  Parker,  a 
former  UMass  custodian,  said. 

Parker  now  works  as  a  UMass  sc"cu- 
rity  guard  after  leaving  her  custodial 
job  because  of  bad  working  conditions. 

"I  used  to  get  embarrassed  and 
angry."  Parker  said.  "But  my  biggest 
concern  was  the  health  hazard." 
There  is  fear  of  catching  diseases 
from  the  unsanitar>'  conditions,  she 


added. 

An  "orientation  kit"  given  to  custo- 
dians supplies  the  materials  necessary 
to  clean  up  bodily  fluids  and  lists 
important  rules  and  safety  measures 
that  should  be  taken,  said  Karin 
Sherbin  of  the  University  News  Office. 

According  to  Sarah  Ives,  building 
coordinator  in  Thompson,  the  prob- 
lem has  moved  throughout  the  cam- 
pus for  years  and  once  hamf>ered  in 
one  area,  it  moves  to  another. 

"It  seems  as  if  it's  moved  from 
Herter  to  the  Tower  Library  to 
Thompson,"  Ives  said,  "and  it  will 
probably  move  from  there." 

The  Thompson  bathroom  is  locat- 
ed in  a  narrow  corridor.  The  activi- 
ties affect  people  in  surrounding 
offices,  Cohen  said. 

The  majority  of  people  who  van- 
dalize and  abuse  the  bathrooms  are 
middle-aged  men  who  do  not  appear 
to  be  affiliated  with  UMass,  he  said. 

"You  work  in  a  place  year  after 
year,  and  you  can  tell  when  some- 
body doesn't  fit,"  Cohen  said. 

There  was  a  meeting  Wednesday 
afternoon  between  Public  Safety, 
Environmental  Health  and  Safely  and 
Custodial  Services  to  discuss  means 
of  prevention.  Detective  Lieutenant 
Mike  Grabiec  said. 

"We  put  together  a  couple  of  plans 
to  clean  up  the  problem,"  Grabiec 
said.  He  declined  to  elaborate  on  the 
plans  that  were  discussed. 

The  bathroom  cannot  be  closed 
because  it  is  the  largest  of  two 
rcstrooms  in  the  building  and  the 
most  used.  Ives  said.  There  are  three 
lecture  halls  above  it  and  students 
and  faculty  need  it  to  be  accessible 
during  the  day. 

Metal  panels  were  installed  in  the 

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Extensive  vandalism  and  sexual  activity  in  this 
Thompson  Hall  bathroom  has  persisted  despite  the 
continuing  efforts  of  University  officials  to  put  an  end 
to  the  problem. 


Instances  arent  'gay' 
but  'societal  problems 


By  Jessica  Tavema 

Collegion  Staff 


Heterosexual  sex  and  affection  is  more  widely 
accepted  so  there  is  no  need  for  an  underground 
system  of  release,  said  Lawrence  Ali.  political  chair 
for  the  Lesbian.  Gay  and  Bisexual  Alliance. 

"The  bathrooms  (like  the  one  in  Thompson]  serve 
as  an  outlet  for  people  who  can't  find  a  lover,  or 
people  who  can't  come  to  grips  with  their  sexuali- 
ty." Ali  said. 

"For  the  most  part,  individuals  engaged  in  sex  in 
the  bathroom  do  not  define  themselves  as  gay  or 
bisexual,"  said  Felice  Yeskel,  a  representative  from 
the  LGBA  task  force. 

"Two  individuals  may  engage  in  the  same  kind  of 
sexual  activity,  but  define  their  sexual  orientation 
quite  differently.  Sexual  orientation  identity  is  com- 
plex. It's  not  simply  determined  by  one's  sexual 
behavior,"  she  said. 

"I'm  sure  a  lot  of  straight  people  take  advantage 
of  such  a  location."  Ali  said.  "They  have  the  ability 
to  put  holes  through  the  partitions.  It  makes  for  a 
convenience  factor;  there's  an  escape  route  for  feel- 
ings and  sexual  urges.  It  makes  something  like  a 
public  restroom  real  acccs.sible." 

When  people  have  sex  in  these  situations  they  put 
themselves  at  a  health  risk  and  a  legal  risk,  said  Kelly 
Hayes,  an  LBCA  representative. 

"A  lot  of  people,  especially  straight  men.  don't 
understand  the  health  risks  and  don't  identify  them- 
selves as  gay,  so  they  don't  feel  it's  a  risk  to  them," 
she  said.  "People  should  be  made  aware  of  the  dan- 
gers and  the  risks." 

Similar  activities  can  be  found  on  other  college 
campuses  as  well.  At  the  beginning  of  last  summer, 
Boston  University  ran  into  problems  of  the  same  sort. 

"If  you  call  it  a  'gay  problem,'  the  implication  will 
be  that  this  is  the  mentality  of  all  gay  people,"  Ali 
said.  "It  isn't  a  gay  problem,  it's  a  societal  prob- 
lem." 


Thuriday,  October  6,  I9V4 


Override  vote  paves 
way  for  expansion 
of  Amherst  school 

By  Ben  Geman 

Collegion  Staff 

AMHERST  —  Amherst  voters 
passed  a  property  lax  limit  override 
measure  Tuesday,  paving  the  way  for  a 
$22  million  renovation  and  expansion 
of  Amherst  Regional  High  School. 

Voters  agreed,  with  2,786  ballots  in 
favor  and  2, 1 69  in  opposition,  to  over- 
ride the  stale  law  called  Proposition  2 
1/2.  The  law  caps  the  allowable  yearly 
increase  a  town  may  assess  in  properly 
taxes  at  2  1/2  percent. 

By  overriding  the  property  tax  cap. 
Amherst  will  use  the  additional  tax 
revenue  to  finance  the  debt  the  town 
will  incur  renovating  and  expanding 
the  school. 

Amherst  voters  rejected  a  similar 
plan  in  June  by  a  72-  vole  margin  in  a 
smaller  voter  turnout. 

According  to  the  proposal,  the 
state  will  pay  for  two-thirds  of  the 
cost  while  the  rest  will  be  funded  by 
Amherst  and  the  other  towns  in  the 
school  district.  The  other  towns  — 
Shutesbury.  Pelham  and  I.everett  — 
all  passed  similar  override  measures 
last  spring. 

The  cost  for  the  town  of  Amherst  is 
expected  to  be  approximately  $5.7 
million. 

"We  were  very  pleased  with  the 
result  and  we  were  very  pleased  so 
many  people  turned  out.  regardless  of 
how  they  voted."  said  Assistant 
Superintendent  of  Schools  Ron  Bell. 
"We  think  it  will  serve  the  kids  in  the 
community  in  the  years  to  come." 

Bell  said  the  $22  million  funding 
plan  will  be  formalized  at  a  town 
meeting  Oct.   12.  after  which  archi- 

lurn  to  SCHOOl  page  2 


Vending  machines 
on  campus  replace 
Coke  with  Pepsi 


By  Motttiew  Wurtzcl 

Collegion  Correspondent 

Over  the  summer.  Pepsi  replaced  all  the  Coca-Cola 
vending  machines  in  dorms  and  academic  buildings  as  the 
choice  of  the  University  of  Massachusetts  soda-drinking 
consumers. 

The  reason  for  the  change  from  Coke  to  Pepsi  was  sim- 
ply financial,  according  to  University  officials. 

However,  the  reaction  from  the  campus  community 
does  not  seem  to  be  all  positive. 

'They  [UMass]  should  have  kept  Coke  because  I  like 
it,"  said  jcff  Shumway.  a 


Wilkes  said 
75  percent  of 
the  commis- 
sions from  all 
vending 
machines  is 
used  toward 
cultural  enrich- 
ment funds. 


departmental  assistant  in 
chemistry  and  UMass 
alum. 

Every  five  years  the 
University  allows  soda 
vending  companies  to  bid 
for  exclusive  rights  to  place 
machines  on  campus, 
according  to  Bernard 
Wilkes,  assistant  director 
of  Campus  Center. 

The  new  contract  with 
Pepsi  will  last  for  the  next 
three  years 

The  University  chose 
Pepsi  because  they  offered 
a  higher  commission  than 
Coke.       according       to 
University  spokeswciman  Kay  Scanlan. 

Pepsi  offered  the  University  39  percent  of  the  70  cents 
for  every  can.  while  Coke  offered  only  53  percent  of  the 
70  cents  for  every  can,  according  to  Scanlan.  She  said  the 
four  cent  difference  is  significant. 

Susan  Strand,  junior  BDIC  marketing  and  computer 
major,  said  she  likes  the  change  because  she  prefers 
Mountain  Dew  and  Ocean  Spray  and  both  arc  offered  in 
the  Pepsi  vending  machines. 

Ashokc  Ganguli.  director  of  Auxiliary  Services,  said  the 
contract  docs  not  include  the  Murray  D.  Lincoln  Campus 
Center,  the  dining  commons  or  the  Williams  D.  Mullins 
Center. 

There  are  about  100  soda  vending  machines  across  the 
University  campus,  according  to  Wilkes.  About  18.000 
cases  of  soda  were  sold  through  vending  machines  in 
dorms  and  academic  buildings  from  the  beginning  of  luly 
1995  to  the  end  of  |une  1994.  he  said 

Last  year,  the  University  made  $87,000  from  vending 
machine  commissions.  Wilkes  said  he  expects  the 
University  will  make  more  money  from  the  vending 
machines  because  of  the  higher  commissions. 

Wilkes  said  75  percent  of  the  commissions  from  all 
vending  machines  go  into  the  Student  Automated  Service 
Trust  Fund  which  is  used  towards  cultural  enrichment 
funds  These  fuiuls  arc  used  for  cultural  events,  including 
free  lectures  offered  to  the  campus  community. 

Both  Wilkes  and  Ganguli  said  they  believed  the  change 
will  not  affect  the  number  of  cans  of  soda  students  will 
buy  from  vending  machines. 

"This  will  be  the  first  lime  in  a  quarter  century  that 
Coke  has  not  been  in  every  campus  building,"  Wilkes  said. 
Natanya  Wachtcl,  a  sophomore  and  an  undecided 
major,  said  she  was  indifferent  toward  the  change  because 
she  does  not  like  tarbonat«l  beverages  but  prefers  juice 
and  water. 


WeEeB.  Du  Bois  Library  now  a  reality 


Trustees  recognize 
campus  diversity 
with  tower  naming 


By  Jusfin  Doyle 

Collegian  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachusetts 
took  a  giant  leap  toward  acknowledg- 
ing diversity  on  campus  yesterday 
when  the  Board  of  Trustees  unani- 
mously voted  to  change  the  name  of 
the  tower  library  to  honor 
African-American  scholar  and  civil 
rights  activist  WEB  Du  Bois. 

After  a  seven-month  campaign  hs 
students,  administrators,  faculty,  staff 
and  Amherst  residents,  the  first  acad- 
emic building  on  campus  named  after 
an  African-American  will  be  called 
the  WEB.  Du  Bois  Library. 

The  library,  which  was  opened  in 
1975  without  an  official  name,  was 
known  simply  as  the  "tower  library." 
It  now  bears  the  name  of  civil  rights 
pioneer  William  Edward  Burghardt 
Du  Bois. 

"The  UMass  library  stands  for  a 
tower  of  learning  on  this  campus." 
said  Chancellor  David  K  Scott.  "Isn't 
it  fitting  that  it  be  named  after  a  vir- 
tual tower  of  learning  himself, 
WEB  Du  Bois?" 

The  library  houses  the  largest  col- 
lection of  material  by  Du  Bois.  con- 
taining more  than  150.000  manu 
scripts  of  his  speeches,  published 
newspaper  articles,  fiction  and  non- 
fiction,  pamphlets,  petitions,  plays, 
poetry,  book  reviews  and  approxi- 
mately 700  photographs  within  its  2b 
stories. 

"It  is  altogether  fitting  and  proper 
that  ihe  library  which  houses  the 
WEB  Du  Bois  papers  should  be 
named  in  his  honor,"  said  University 
President  Michael  K.  Hooker 

The  collection  of  his  works  was 
given  to  UMass  by  his  widow.  Shirley 
Graham  Du  ftois,  in  1975  because  of 
the  efforts  of  former  Universiiv 
Chancellor  Rarfdolph  Bromcry 

"UMass  made  a  proposal  to  bring 
Du  Bois'  materials  to  the  University, 
as  well  as  other  colleges  and  universi 
ties,  including  Harvard  Universit>." 
Bromery  said. 

"But  Shirley  wanted  all  of  |Du 
Bois']  works  to  be  accessible  to  the 
public;  she  wanted  everyone  to  He 
able  to  sec  his  work  " 

According  to  Bromery.  ihc  library 
houses  the  largest  collection  by  a  sin- 
gle individual  in  the  country  "and 
possibly  the  world." 

Du  Bois.  a  native  of  Wc^icrn 
Massachusetts,  was  the  first 
African-American  to  cam  a  PhD  ai 
Harvard  University  and  was  a  found- 
ing    member     of     the     Niagara 


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The  name  of  African-American  scholar  and  civil  rights  activist  WEB  Du 
Bois  will  now  honor  the  tower  library  after  a  seven-month  campaign  to 
name  a  campus  building  after  a  person  of  color 


Movement,  which  led  to  the  cstab 
lishment  of  the  National  Association 
for  the  Advancement  of  Colored 
People 

"During  his  lifetime,  Dr  Du  fk)is. 
a  native  son  of  Great  Barringion, 
Massachusetts,  had  a  world-wide 
impact  by  virtue  of  his  scholarship 
and  his  ceaseless  efforts  on  behalf  of 
freedom,  justice,  peace  and  racial 
equality."  Hooker  said 

"jDu  Bois]  demonstrated  ircmcn- 
dous  courage  and  conviction  as  he 
worked  toward  his  vision  of  a  truly 
just  society,"  Hooker  said. 

Du  Bois  taught  people  that  the 
problem  of  the  20lh  century  would 
be  the  problem  of  the  'color  line," 


according  to  State  Rep.  Byron 
Rushing 

Student  trustee  AI  Lizana  said  he 
believes  the  naming  of  the  library 
after  Du  Bois  will  provoke  the 
University,  both  students  and  admin- 
istration, to  "lake  a  moral  critical 
look  at  how  wc  approach  issues  of 
diversity  and  multiculturalism  on 
campus." 

"The  naming  of  the  library  after 
Du  Bois  is  not  ihc  final  step."  Lizana 
said.  "It  is  more  a  start  for  the  admin- 
istration at  UMass  to  begin  taking  a 
hard  lc>ok  at  hv<*  !hf\  view  diversity 
on  campus." 

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Community  praises 
long-awaited  decision 

By  Chris  Coonec 

CoMagton  Staff 

The  renaming  of  the  University  Library 
after  prominent  African-American  scholar 
and  civil  rights  activist  W.E.B.  Ou  Bois  is 
the  topic  of  much  conversation  within  the 
Black  community  on  campus. 

On  the  whole,  the  event  has  received 
praise  from  Black  students  and  faculty. 

Here  are  some  of  their  reactions  to  the 
news: 

"I'm  just  wondering  why  it  took  so 
long," 

—  /unior  Alton  Byrd 

"I  feel  that  this  is  a  major  accomplish- 
ment for  both  the  University  and  the 
Commonwealth  because  Ou  Bois  was  a 
major  world  figure  who  hasn't  always  been 
appreciated  in  this  country." 

—  Afro-American  Studies 
Professor  Bill  Strickland 

"I  think  It's  important  that  the  University 
recognized  a  Black  leader." 

—  First-year  student  Michael 
Smith 

"Because  of  his  contributions  to  the  Black 

community  and  because  he's  from  western 

Massachusetts,  there  is  no  greater  honor." 

—  Collegiate  Committee  for  the 

Education  of  Black  and  other  Minority 

Students  (CCEBMS)  Academic  Advisor 

Sidonio  Ferreira 

"It's  important  that  minorities  not  only 
be  represented  on  campus,  but  also  feel 
welcome.  I  asked  a  friend  how  he  felt 
about  it  and  he  said  that  one  building 
named  after  a  minority  won't  make  much 
of  a  difference.  However,  it  does  make 
sense  since  most  of  Du  Bois'  books  are  in 
the  library." 

—  Junior  Manny  Ou>en$ 

"The  University  has  reached  a  milestone 
in  renaming  the  library  after  one  of 
Massachusetts'  most  prominent  sons.  The 
renaming  will  help  all  students  focus  on 
contributions  of  all  diverse  peoples.  It's  fit- 
ting that  the  University  of  Massachusetts 
beat  the  forefront." 

—  CCEBMS  Direitor  Flovd  Martin  jr. 


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Oac  HluuJ  --  Hlood  drive  at  the  Cdmpus  Center 
Basement.  UMass.  10: '50  a.m.  to  4:30  p.m. 

nim  —  Vampvr.  Merter  Hall  room  227.  UMass.  free, 
7:30  p.m 

Viiual  An  I  Using  reception,  frunce  '94.  Hertcr 
Caller)',  UMj^s,  t  p.m.  to  7  p.m. 

Ireiich  Club  -  Meeting  at  Cafe  Di  Carlo  in  Amherst,  7 
p.m.  All  welcome. 

Scminur  —  Chemistry  seminar.  Lederle  Graduate 
Research  Tower  room  1634.  UMass.  11:15  a.m. 

Lecture  —  I  eng  Distinguished  Lecture  Series,  Campus 
Center  room  KKN.  UMass,  free.  3  p.m. 

Film  —  Oil,  Trahi.  Go,  Campus  Center  Theater,  AC. 
free.  Show  limes:  4  p.m.  and  7:50  p.m. 

nim  —  leun  MUhel  Rasquiat.  Museum  of  Art  in  the 
Museum  Lobb>  al  MUC.  4  p.m. 

Music  —  Terrencc  Wilson,  piano.  Rowkcr  Auditoriuip, 
UMa.ss,  $8.  8  p.m 

Music  ~  Chris  Sniilher,  Campus  Center  Theater,  AC, 
$8  or  $2  with  Amherst  College  student  ID.,  8  p.m. 

Croup  therapy  —  Grief  survival  group,  a  support  group 
for  those  who  have  suffered  a  loss.  Campus  Center  room 
801,  7  p.m. 

Friday,  Ocl.  7 

Senices  —  Shabbat  service  led  by  Professor  lulius 
Lester,  Hillel  House,  UMass,  7  p.m. 
Lecture  —  Visiting  Lecturer  Series  in  Geology,  Morrill 


lineni  information,  including  the  name  and  phone  number  ol 
the  contact  person  to  Ihe  Colleqan,  c/o  the  News  tdilor 

Science  Center  room  131,  3:30  p.m. 

Conference  —  "Negotiation  Identities:  What's 
Difference  Got  to  Do  With  It?."  Willits-Halloweil  and 
Dwighl  Hall,  MHC.  b  p.m.  Information:  538-2653. 

Community  —  Green  Tara  Meditation.  Wright  Hall 
Common  Room,  Smith  College,  4  p.m.  to  5:30  p.m 

Lecture  —  Free  Friday  Night  Lecture  Series,  |ude 
Rozhon.  Tarot:  Fool's  Gold  and  the  Sacred  journey,  b3 
Main  St.,  Amherst,  7  p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Conference  —  Williams  College  will  be  hosting  a  South 
Asian  Student  conference  on  Oct  7,  8,  and  9. 
Information:  546-0888. 

Saturday,  Oct.  8 

Conference  —  Negotiation  Identities.  Willits-Halloweil 
and  Dwight  Hall.  MHC,  8:30  p.m. 

Film  —  Forgotten  Tenor,  Main  Lecture  Hall,  Franklin 
Patterson  Hall,  HC,  free,  7:30  p.m. 

Music  —  Mozart  and  Macehia,  Bezanson  Recital  Hall, 
UMass,  8  p.m.  Information:  545-2227. 

Other  Activities  and  Upcoming  Events 

Auditions  for  UMass  Theater  Guild's  production  of 
Godspell  —  Oct.  6,  7  and  8.  Call  545-0415  for  more 
information. 

Community  Sen'ice  —  The  Companion  Program  is 
Icxjking  for  volunteers.  Call  253-2591. 

/.  Crew  Warehouse  Sale  —  Mullins  Center,  UMass. 
Monday  to  Thursday,  9  a.m.  to  9  p.m. 


continued  from  page  I 

lecls  will  spend  several  months  completing  their  designs. 

The  designs  will  be  presented  to  the  state  Department 
of  Education  for  approval  and  construction  could  begin  as 
eariy  as  the  summer  of  1995,  according  to  Bell,  who  said 
the  job  will  take  approximately  two  years  to  complete. 

The  override  proposal  has  bcetl  the  focus  of  a  public 
debate  in  recent  weeks  between  override  supporters  and 
members  of  the  community  who  believe  the  measure  is 
unnecessary  and  fiscally  irresponsible. 

Yesterday's  vole  has  also  been  criticized  because  it 
comes  just  months  after  the  defeat  of  a  slightly  more 
expensive  measure  in  June. 

"I  wasn't  surprised,"  said  Wid  Lyman  of  the  anti-over- 
ride  group  Amherst  Citizens  for  Responsible  Government 
(ACRG)  in  response  to  Tuesday's  vote.  "I  suspected  that 
oijr  victory  over  the  liberals  last  time  was  going  to  be  met 
with  a  great  amount  of  organization  and  hard  work." 

Lyman  said  holding  another  vote  on  an  override  after 
the  failure  of  a  similar  measure  in  |une  was  unfair. 

"I'm  out  there  fighting  for  those  folks  who  are  cash- 
strapped  and  hurting  because  of  the  tremendously  high 
taxes  around  here,"  Lyman  said.  "If  (President)  Clinton 
had  lost  the  election,  would  he  get  to  say.  "There's  a  lot  of 
people  that  would  have  voted  for  me  and  didn't,  so  let's 
have  another  election?'"  said  Lyman. 

Former  Amherst  Select  Board  member  and  public  critic 
of  the  override  David  Keenan  said  the  ACRG  is  consider- 
ing the  possibility  of  legal  action  to  reverse  the  result  of 
Tuesday's  vote. 

Isabel  Lyman,  a  member  of  the  ACRG  steering  commit- 
tee, said  the  ACRG  is  not  at  this  time  planning  legal 
action  in  opposition  to  the  passage  of  the  override. 


"At  this  point,  there's  nothing  at  all  in  the  works."  said 
Isabel  Lyman. 

The  expansion  of  Ihe  high  school  will  allow  it  to  enroll 
ninth  graders.  Currently,  the  high  school  enrolls  grades  lo 
to  12.  while  grades  seven  through  nine  are  enrolled  ai 
Amherst  Regional  lunior  High  School. 

Supporters  of  the  measure  point  out  that  state  man- 
dates in  the  past  have  required  space  in  the  high  school  to 
be  used  for  special  education  and  language  programs,  thus 
reducing  the  amount  of  existing  classroom  space. 

The  citation  of  computer  labs  also  reduced  classroom 
space,  bringing  the  school's  enrollment  capacity  down  bv 
1 50  students  since  space  was  diverted  for  other  purposes. 

The  proposed  renovations  will  also  upgrade  the  school's 
foreign  language  facilities,  library  and  science  labs. 

Material  from  the  Daily  Hampshire  Gazette  was  used 
in  this  story. 


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Kate  Bomstein.  the  malc-to-female 
transsexual  author  of  Gender  Outlaw, 
questioned  myths  about  transsexuals 
yesterday  at  the  Lesbian  Gay  Bisexual 
Studies  Brown  Bag  scries  in  the 
Campus  Center  yesterday  afternoon, 

"Questioning  Gender:  the  Cultural 
Construction"  was  the  title  of  the 
discussion  presented  by  the  Program 
for  Gay.  Lesbian  and  Bisexual 
Concerns. 

Bomstein  read  part  of  "Which 
Gender  Outlaws,"  a  chapter  in  her 
book,  describing  her  youth  as  a 
young  middle-class  lewisii  boy  on  the 
lersey  shore. 

The  chapter  included  transsexual 
visibility,  how  people  who  were 
transgendered  didn't  really  seek  out 
others  who  might  be  like  them 
because  of  the  pressures  involved  in 
coming  out  and  being  different.  This 
pressure  still  exists  to  some  extent 
today. 

"We  need  to  come  out  for  each 
other,  not  ignore  each  other,"  says 
Bomstein. 

Bomstein's  reading  also  dealt  with 
the  medicalization  of  transsexuality 
and  how  it  is  treated  as  an  illness 
when  it  really  is  not. 

She  talked  about  some  the  myths 
in  and  around  the  transgendered  sub- 


culture like:  We  are  normal  men  and 
women.  Bomstein  asked,  "What  is  a 
normal  man  or  woman?" 

We  are  better  men  and  women 
then  those  born  men  or  women 
because  we  had  to  work  harder  at  it, 
she  said.  To  this,  Bornstcin  says, 
"They  have  to  work  just  as  hard, 
we're  just  more  aware  of  what  it 
means  to  be  a  man  or  woman." 

We  have  an  incurable  illness.  Her 
reply,  "It's  not  an  illness." 

We  are  trapped  in  the  wrong  body. 
"This  is  a  metaphor  used  to  describe 
something  that  exists  in  a  binary 
world,"  says  Bomstein.  "It's  easier  to 
understand,  and  once  we  have  a 
metaphor  for  something,  we  stop 
looking.  We  need  more  metaphors  to 
describe  the  world  around  us." 

Her  refusal  to  accept  the  binary, 
not  only  of  gender  but  of  subjects  like 
race,  raises  questions  for  the  not  only 
the  gay  community  but  all  of  society. 
"If  your  not  a  white  middle-class  man 
then  what  are  you?" 

"When  you're  the  "other"  you  have 
to  question  who  you  are."  said 
Bornstein.  "Why  do  we  have  to 
assign  an  identity  of  who  we  are 
depending  on  who  we  are  with?"  She 
didn't  only  mean  sexual  orientation 
but  also  who  an  individual  is  in  rela- 
tion to  those  around  them. 

Bomstein  considers  herself  neither 
a  man  nor  a  woman.  "I  have  the  body 


of  a  woman,  but.  I  don't  consider 
myself  one.  Thai's  the  difference 
between  having  an  identity  and  being 
one."  she  says. 

She  said,  "If  we  get  rid  of  the  bina 
ry  way  of  looking  at  the  world,  there 
would  be  nobody  left  to  fight  the  bat- 
tles of  the  sexes.  It  would  allow  us  to 
begin  to  dismantle  all  the  shit  that's 
built  up  over  the  years  but.  that  it 
wouldn't  rid  us  of  tfie  oppressions." 

Bornstein  followed  with  the  fact 
that  it  isn't  only  the  fight  between 
man  and  woman,  but  Black  and 
White  and  all  races  that  would  be 
affected  by  this  change. 

Bornstein  said  she  feels  that  it  is 
more  important  to  ask  questions  then 
to  get  answers.  "The  more  questions 
we  ask  the  better,"  she  says.  She  said 
she  wants  us  to  question  why  things 
are  the  way  they  are  in  society  and 
why  do  roles  we  play  out  every  day 
have  to  be  so  ridged. 

The  most  important  questions  she 
want  all  of  us  lo  ask  are  "What  is  a 
man?,"  "What  is  a  woman?."  and 
"Why  does  there  have  to  be  one  or 
the  other?" 

Bomstein  will  be  performing  "Cuts 
and  Pastes"  at  Bowker  Auditorium 
this  Oct.  7  at  8  p.m.  The  event  is 
co-sponsored  by  the  Five  College 
Women's  Studies  Research  Center 
and  the  UMass  GLB  Student 
Organization. 


Du  Bois 


Gang  way! 


neiccA  pf  iinsoN  /  coiiician 

Lauren  Lobik  ('97),  Amy  Lounsbury  ('97)  and  Homer  Rogers  ('95)  test  drive  a  jetSki  —  on  dry  land  —  at 
the  Sports  Illustrated  fair.  Hopefully  they'll  learn  how  to  balance  before  they  hit  the  water. 


conhnued  trdn  page  1 

"Diversity  is  more  than  just 
recruiting  students  of  color  to  come 
to  UMass.  It  is  also  making  the  envi- 
ronment reflect  something  which  the 
students  can  relate  to." 

Lizana  said  it  is  important  for  stu- 
dents to  see  a  positive  image  of  peo- 
ple of  color  depicted  at  the  University 
and  thai  naming  the  library  after  Du 
Bois  will  help  improve  that  image. 

"Du  Bois  probably  contributed 
more  than  any  other  individual  to  the 
way  we  see  race  relations."  Lizana 


said.  "The  Trustees  have  done  the 
campus  a  favor  by  naming  the  library 
in  honor  of  Du  Bois." 

At  the  executive  meeting  of  the 
Board  of  Trustees  on  Tuesday,  Scott 
announced  that  the  Library  Council 
had  recently  endorsed  the  renaming 
with  the  hope  that  it  would  help 
bring  more  funding  to  the  building. 

"With  the  renaming  of  the  library, 
we  should  work  on  the  increase  of 
resources  it  houses."  Scott  said.  "We 
should  work  in  conjunction  to  raise 


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Scott  has  named  Bromery  as  the 
chaimian  of  funding  for  the  library. 
The  library  is  expecting  a  $10  million 
donation  in  response  to  the  decision 
to  name  the  building  after  Du  Bois, 
according  to  Bromery. 

Bromery  will  also  contribute  a 
large  donation  to  the  library  to  begin 
the  capital  campaign  as  a  "challenge 
donation." 

After  Shirley  Du  Bois  agreed  to 
give  UMass  the  works  of  her  late  hus- 
band, the  state  passed  legislation 
which  prevented  the  University  from 
receiving  funding  from  the  state  to 
house  the  materials. 

Bromery  worked  on  a  campaign 
that  brought  in  $400,000  in  dona- 
tions to  help  organize  materials  the 
University  received. 

The  W.E.B.  Du  Bois  Petition 
Coalition  is  planning  to  ask  students 
for  donations  for  a  plaque  with  a 
quote  from  Du  Bois  to  be  put  in  the 
center  courtyard  of  the  library. 


Prof  to  discuss  women  of  color  in  WWl 


By  Emily  Marino 

Collegion  Sloff 


Today  at  Smith  College.  Professor  Margaret  R. 
Higonnet  will  discuss  the  way  in  which  gender,  race,  poli- 
tics and  history  intersected  during  the  First  Worid  War. 

Higonnet,  a  professor  of  English  at  the  University  of 
Connecticut  and  specialist  in  18th  century  literature,  will 
present  "Part  of  the  People?  Women  of  Color  in  World 
War  I." 

Along  with  Higonnet's  lecture,  the  presentation  will  fea- 
ture slides  and  posters  of  campaigns  calling  women  to 
participate  in  tlie  war  effort.  Higonnet  will  especially 
focus  on  how  the  government's  attempt  to  enlist  the  sup- 
port of  women  of  color  was  different  from  its  call  to  white 
women. 

"It  (the  lecture  focus)  is  not  just  any  women,  it  is 
women  of  color."  said  Ann  lones.  chair  of  the  comparative 
literature  department  at  Smith.  |ones  said  Higonnet  will 
discuss  issues  of  race  in  relation  to  women. 

lones  also  said  that  Higonnet  will  compare  the  promises 
made  to  women  of  color  who  were  drawn  into  the  war  by 
the  government  compared  to  the  social  reality  that  these 
women  faced. 


Higonnet  has  been  researching  women's  responses  to 
war  throughout  Europe  as  well  as  the  United  States  for  an 
extensive  period,  according  to  lones. 

Having  edited  two  books  including  Behind  the  Lines: 
Gender  and  the  Two  World  Wars,  Higonnet  is  well  versed 
in  this  area  of  study.  She  has  also  been  published  in  Arms 
and  the  Woman,  a  collection  of  essays  dealing  with  war 
and  gender  in  literary  representation. 

Higonnet's  lecture  will  begin  at  4:50  p.m.  today  in 
Seelye  room  lOfc  at  Smith  College.  The  presentation  is 
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A  tour  through  Cliche  Land 


Welcome  lo  the  world  of  cheezy  expressions. 
I  will  be  your  (our  guide  through  this  disgust- 
ing ride  into  Cliche  Land,  where  it's  all  right  to 
vent  out  a  corny  phrase  every  once  in  a  while. 

As  for  mc,  I'm  fairly  experienced  in  this  field.  No.  I 
don't  use  them  myself  but  many  people  use  them  around 
me.  and  I  pride  myself  on  being  there  to  bust  on  them. 
Oh,  I  have  a  field  day  with  them,  especially  my  mother. 

In  fact,  while  compiling  my  hideous  saying  list,  I  was  at 
a  loss.  I  then  got  my  mother  on  the  phone  and  she  said 
she'd  call  me  back  because  she  was  busy  at  work.  When 
she  did  call  back,  she  had  a  long  list  for  me,  filled  with 
haggard  phrases  she  has  heard,  as  well  as  used,  in  the 
past. 

So  sit  back,  relax  and  be  ready  to  read 
some  of  the  most  stale  and  ever-so-comy 
expressions  you  have  heard.  Here  goes: 

"//  ain't  over  'till  the  fat  lady  sings'  — 
Poor  lady  who  that  was  first  said  about.  I 
wonder  if  she  actually  sang. 

'He  who  laughs  last,  laughs  best'  —  It's 
usually,  though,  the  most  clueless,  despica- 
ble toolbox  who  didn't  get  the  joke  when  it 
was  first  told. 

Before  I  continue.  I  must  give  a  shout 
out  to  one  of  my  grade  school  mates,  Scott 
Melo.  We'd  be  in  class,  and  someone  would  say  some- 
thing humorous.  Everybody  in  the  class  would  laugh  — 
except  for  Scott  Melo. 

So.  we'd  go  out  to  recess,  play  kickball  or  dodgeball 
[a.k.a.  bombardment],  and  return  to  class.  Minutes  into 
classtime.  we'd  hear  one  Scott  Melo  break  out  laughing. 
Why  was  Scott  Melo  laughing?  Because  Scott  Melo 
understood  the  joke  told  hours  earlier. 

"It  ain't  ox'er  'till  it's  o\'er'  —  Really? 

Almost  as  complex  an  expression  as,  "you  win  some, 
you  lose  some." 

'Sice  guys  finish  last'  —  Maybe  if  people  busted  their 
asses  to  win  instead  of  trying  to  be  nice,  they  wouldn't  be 
in  last.  Yeah. 

And  besides,  you  just  can't  be  in  last  place  and  be  a 
jerk.  That's  what  being  in  first  place  is  for. 

'Winning  isn't  everything  —  it's  the  only  thing'  —  Tell 


that  to  those  wimpy  nice  guys. 

"  You  made  your  own  bed.  now  lie  in  it '  —  Ooes  not 
apply  to  me  because  I  haven't  made  my  bed  since  I 
believed  in  the  tooth  fairy,  when  my  parents  said  that  if  I 
didn't  make  my  bed,  I  wouldn't  get  the  cash  flow  under- 
neath my  pillow. 

"If  you  can't  lake  the  heal,  get  out  of  the  kitchen'  — 
Another  one  that  doesn't  apply  to  me  because  I'm  still 
residing  in  the  dorms,  and  there  ain't  no  kitchen  in  my  z- 
room. 

'No  use  crying  over  spilled  milk'  —  Unless  it's  the  last 
of  a  gallon  and  you  need  it  for  your  cereal. 

"Smoke  'em  if  you  got  'em'  —  Even  if  they  are  Misty 's. 
'Stuck  between  a  rock  and  a  hard 
place'  —  If  I'm  stuck  between  rock  and 
something  else,  anything  is  a  hard  place. 

"Snug  as  a  hug  in  a  rug'  —  My  parents 
used  to  say  that  when  they  tucked  me  into 
bed.  Great  rhyme  scheme  —  and  that's  it. 
One  of  the  more  hideous  sayings  on  this 
list. 

"//  life  gives  you  a  lemon,  make  lemon- 
ade' —  Imagine  if  the  only  thing  life  gave 
you  was  lemons  so  you  could  make  a 
thirst-quenching  drink.  That  would  be 
pretty  sad. 

"Let's  not  beat  around  the  bush'  —  I  prefer  not  to 
comment  on  this  one. 

"It's  better  than  a  sharp  stick  in  the  eye'  —  Getting  a 
tire  iron  smashed  against  your  face  several  times  isn't. 
Neither  is  getting  your  skull  run  over  again  and  again  by  a 
steamroller. 

"A  penny  saved  is  a  penny  earned'  —  Correct  me  if 
I'm  wrong,  but  that  still  leaves  me  with  one  cent. 
"Bottoms  up'  —  Nice. 

"You  can't  make  chicken  soup  out  of  chicken  sh... 
crap  '  —  Who  said? 

Well,  the  ride  is  over  for  today.  These  are  just  some  of 
the  many  ridiculous  phrases  that  people  use  in  everyday 
conversation.  They  mean  no  harm,  and  yet  they  cause 
some. 

Regardless,  "keep  your  eyes  peeled'  for  other  cliches. 
Andrew  Bryce  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Random  thoughts  from  the  Basernent 


Arthur 

Stapleton  Jr. 

Notet  from  the 

Campui  Center  BotemenI 


Parking   meters.    Restricted 
parking  lots.  Fifteen-minute 
loading  areas.  The  Campus 
Center  Parking  Garage.  Free  lots. 

One  of  these  things  does  not 
belong  when  talking  about  the 
University  of  Massachusetts'  park- 
ing situation  for  students  who  live 
on  or  off  campus;  those  of  you  who 
have  cars  here  at  school  know  the 
answer,  but  for  the  lucky  ones,  it's 
free  lots. 

There  is  not  a 
convenient  place  lo 
park  here  at  the 
University  without 
coughing  up  some 
cash.  If  there  is, 
someone  give  me  a 
call  to  let  me  know 
because  after  four 
weeks.  I  haven't 
found  one  yet. 

I  really  don't 
understand  it. 
either.  With  so  many  oui-of- 
statcrs  attending  this  fine 
University,  you  would  think  the 
administration  would  try  to  make 
our  trek  to  Amherst  a  lot  easier  by 
not  charging  us  a  quarter  every 
time  we  try  to  park  in  the  metered 
lots  on  campus. 

Then  again,  if  you're  lucky,  you 
could  purchase  a  parking  pass  for 
any  one  of  the  numerous  lots  on 
c«mpu$  —  E  lot,  Lm  22,  Lot  57.  .  . 
yet  there  is  never  a  guaranteed  spot 
for  your  car.  If  you  snooze,  you  lose. 

When  you  lose,  you  end  up  park- 
ing in  the  Campus  Center  garage, 
paying  seven  bucks  a  day  unless 
you  wait  until  after  midnight  to  get 
your  car  out. 

Putting  it  bluntly,  the  parking 
situation  sucks  and  I'm  angry.  I 
park  my  car  in  a  restricted  spot  in 
Southwest  for  two  minutes  so  I  can 
run  up  and  get  a  book  from  a 
friend  and  the  next  thing  I  know. 
I'm  paying  a  $10  ticket. 

This  University  gives  out  tickets 
like  people  give  out  candy  on 
Halloween.  It  gets  even  worse  —  I 


brought  it  to  the  parking  office  and 
it  turned  out  that  the  cop  who  gave 
me  the  ticket  forgot  to  take  a  copy. 
So,  I  paid  for  a  ticket  the  parking 
office  never  had  recorded. 

Call  me  smooth,  but.  .  . 

•  •  •  • 

It's  not  too  early  to  start  thinking 
about  Spring  Concert,  is  it?  After 
last  year's  debacle,  during  which  I 
chose  to  stay  in  the  Campus  Center 
instead  of  playing  in 
the  mud  and  dancing 
to  the  Violent 
Femmes.  I  hope 
everyone  on  campus 
would  pilch  in  and 
let  UPC  know  that 
we  would  do  just 
about  anything  to  get 
a  good,  popular, 
recent  band  for  1995. 
Students  could 
attempt  to  raise 
money  by  organizing 
bake  sales,  car  washes,  flea  mar- 
kets, marathon  dances.  .  .  O.K.. 
maybe  that's  why  we  had  the 

Violent  Femmes  last  semester. 

•  •  •  « 

Remember  that  crazy  student 
with  the  loud  mouth  who  wa.s  ranti- 
ng and  raving  near  the  mini-store  in 
the  Student  Union  last  week  about 
gelling  students  to  register  to  vote? 
That  was  Malt  Pavesi.  former 
undergraduate  student  speaker 
turned  concerned  graduate  student, 
along  with  the  Commuter  Area 
Government,  urging  students  lo  reg- 
ister in  Amherst  and  vowing  that  if 
they  did.  he  would  firully  shut  up. 

"There's  one  thing  missing  from 
the  Student  Union  this  week  — 
that  lunatic  who  was  pleading  with 
students  to  register.  According  to 
Pavesi.  nearly  4.000  students  regis- 
tered to  vote  in  Amherst. 

Those  4.000  students  did  some- 
thing that  no  one  could  in  Pavesi's 
four  years  as  an  undergraduate  — 

shut  him  up. 

•  •  •  • 

The  roller  coaster  has  been  tem- 


porarily shut  down. 

Last  year.  Massachusetts  guard 
Mike  Williams  was  benched 
against  Holy  Cross  and  Central 
Connecticut  State  by  John  Calipari 
for  missing  practice:  people  cried 
that  Calipari  would  not  have 
benched  one  of  his  starters  against 
quality  teams  like  Temple  and 
George  Washington. 

Now  that  Williams  is  suspended 
for  the  first  three  games  of  this  sea- 
son because  of  team  academic  stan- 
dards, some  people  are  crying 
again  that  there  is  no  way  the 
Minutemen  have  a  chance  against 
pre-season  No.  1  and  defending 
national  champion  Arkansas  in  the 
season  opener  without  him. 

You  can't  have  it  both  ways 
when  you  hit  the  big  time.  Maybe 
this  suspension  by  Calipari  will 
help  the  Minutemen  remain  more 
disciplined  come  tournament  time 
and  advance  past  the  second  round 
for  the  first  time  in  three  years. 
Keep  it  up,  Cal. 

I  was  thrilled  when  I  found  out 
this  week  that  every  student  who 
paid  for  tuition  before  Sept.  8 
would  receive  a  $5J  rebate.  AH  we 
had  to  do  was  go  to  the  Bursar's 
Office  in  Whitmore  and  wait  in  a 
line  which  resembled  that  of  past 
years  for  tickets  to  Temple  men's 
basketball  games. 

lust  think,  though  —  is  it  a  coin- 
cidence that  we  weren't  allowed  lo 
claim  our  money  until  after  Oct.  1? 

Only  a  thought. 

•••• 

With  all  of  the  hoopla  next  to  the 
campus  pond  this  week.  I  was  hop- 
ing thai  next  week  we  could  install 
a  ferris  wheel,  a  log  flume,  a 
carousel  and  several  roller  coasters 
to  truly  give  a  campus  a  carnival 
atmosphere. 

I'll  sell  50/50  tickets  and  donate 
the  proceeds  lo  either  UPC  or  the 
parking  office,  whomever  calls  firM. 

Arthur  Stapleton  Ir.  is  a 
Collegian  columnist. 


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Competition  fuels  the  race  of  life 


Adam  Scott 
Roberts 


The  black  tar  surface  of  the 
track  is  surrounded  by  con- 
crete and  steel  stands  for  fans 
to  watch  from.  Only  today  the  stands 
are  empty  and  there  is  only  one  per- 
son present  at  the  stadium.  The 
Scoreboard's  digital 
timer  is  flashing 
bright  large  numbers 
that  keep  track  of 
the  race. 

There  usually  are 
numerous  contestants  and  at  times, 
there  may  even  only  be  one.  This  is 
competition.  It  is  the  race  against 
others,  the  race  against  lime  and 
quite  possibly  the  race  against  one's 
inner  strengths  and  weaknesses  to 
succeed,  to  do  the  very  best  that  his 
or  her  abilities  will  allow.  And  when 
these  abilities  are  put  lo  the  grand 
test,  all  possibilities  reign. 

In  the  capitalist  society  in  which 
we  Americans  live,  we  are  taught  to 
be  competitive  with  others  and  our- 
selves. Who  makes  4be  '^""Ih^tTtm.' 
matter^:  who  makes  the  chccHeafffiig 
team  matters;  who  is  a  member  of 
the  popular  crowd:  who  goes  to  the 
best  college  that  one  can  strive 
towards.  We.  as  runners  on  the  track 
of  life,  arc  competing  to  prove  to  our 
families  and  friends  that  yes,  we  can 
shine  like  a  star;  and  there  are  those 
who  compete  within  themselves,  a 
battle  that  sometimes  can't  be  won. 

The  capitalist  society  tends  to  be 
quite  shallow  where  certain  members 
of  society  feel  that  by  stepping  on 
others  lo  get  to  the  top  is  a  good 


thing.  Another  member  of  that  same 
capitalist  society  might  say,  "Always 
shake  the  person's  hands  on  the  way 
up  that  ladder  because  you  never 
know  when  you  are  going  to  come 
back  down." 

The  pressures 

Americans  are  faced 
with  can  often  seem 
petty.  Here,  people  gel 
upset  when  their  cable 
television  isn't  operat- 
ing properly  while  a  child  in  some 
Third  World  country  is  depressed 
because  they  have  no  idea  where 
their  next  meal  will  come  from. 

The  race  to  do  one's  best  is  a  vig- 
orous and  stressful  race.  Is  it  the  race 
against  others?  Is  it  the  race  against 
oneself?  And  is  it  even  a  race  at  all? 
Yes.  the  American  society  tells  us. 
Yes,  yes,  yes!  This  is  a  nation  where 
that  Darwinian  notion  of  survival  of 
the  fittest  comes  into  play.  This  is  a 
nation  where  people  are  constantly 
^9tint«pore  and  more  material 
nhiccts  to  convince  themselves  that 
ihey  are  happy  members  of  society. 

The  large  house  high  up  in  the  hills 
with  the  perfect  membership  to  the 
right  country  club  matters  and  for  all 
those  who  don't  have  this  seem  to  get 
ostracized  from  society.  In  this 
nation,  the  reality  is  not  that  of  which 
we  see  on  daily  television  dramas. 
The  reality  is  that  probably  97  per- 
cent of  this  nation  does  not  have  that 
house  high  in  the  hills  or  the  A-list 
friends  that  the  Aaron  Spellings  of  the 
world  are  telling  us  that  America  is. 


As  runners  running  around  the 
track  again  and  again  in  one  gigantic 
circle,  we  can't  stop  to  take  in  a  deep 
breath  and  to  enjoy  the  surroundings 
because  we  are  so  focused  on  getting 
to  that  finish  line. 

In  trying  to  get  to  the  finish  line, 
people  are  not  enjoying  what  they 
have  because  they  are  so  busy  trying 
to  get  more  of  something  they  don't 
have.  The  appreciation  of  the  every- 
day things  are  gone.  We  warp  our 
lives  as  we  try  to  get  to  some 
unknown  future  while  never  actually 
living  in  the  present  in  our  quest  for 
an  imaginary  ideal. 

The  competition  that  happens  here 
in  America  can  and  is  totally  different 
from  anywhere  on  earth.  "The  ideals 
and  competitive  values  that  exist  on 
our  home  soil  may  not  necessarily 
work  in  the  jungles  of  Southeast  Asia. 

Your  shoelace  has  come  untied; 
the  clock  is  still  ticking:  the  stands 
are  still  empty;  and  the  risk  of  trip- 
ping on  your  shoelace  is  omnipresent 
and  yet  you  continue  to  run.  run,  run 
to  the  finish.  And  then  you  fall,  and 
you  fall  hard. 

The  blood  from  your  knees  is  drip- 
ping; the  clock  is  still  ticking;  and  for 
the  first  time  ever  the  desire  lo  gel  up 
and  try  to  finish  that  race  no  longer 
seems  important  anymore.  Instead, 
the  runner  sits  on  that  pavement  and 
stares  up  at  the  clock  and  takes  a 
deep  breath  while  enjoying  the 
moment. 

Adam  Scott  Roberts  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Life's  decisions  are  not  always  easy 


Geri  Sahn 


Imel  my  sister's  boyfriend  this  summer.  The  three  of 
us  met  for  dinner  in  New  York  City  and  went  to  a  few 
bars  afterward.  When  I  first  met  him.  1  remember 
thinking  he  was  cute.  I  remember  feeling  like  I  have 
known  him  forever  (but  that  could  ^__^^^^_ 
be  because  my  sister  talks  about  him 
constantly). 

Over  dinner,  the  conversation  was 
Rowing  and  my  sister  looked  happier 
than  I  have  ever  seen  her.  1  was  still 
laughing  at  the  snide  remark  Gene 
made  about  our  waiter. 

And  then  I  realized  —  Gene  is 
Black. 

This  was  the  person  that  my  par- 
ents called  me  crying  about  last 
semester.  This  was  the  person  that  my 
sister  was  seeing  behind  my  parents' 
backs  for  months  because  they  wouldn't  accept  him.  To 
me.  he  was  adorable  Gene;  to  my  sister,  he  was  the  man 
she  loved;  to  my  parents,  he  was  a  name  with  colored  skin. 

Here  I  was.  attending  the  University  of  Massachusetts, 
learning  about  diverse  cultures  and  how  race  should  not 
be  a  barrier.  I  was  taking  classes  such  as  "Man  and 
Woman  in  Literature."  "Social  Diversity  in  Education" 
and  African  American  history  lo  Icam  about  other  people 
and  their  cultures,  in  order  to  learn  more  about  me. 

The  first  couple  of  semesters  I  would  call  my  parents 
every  day  lo  tell  them  what  I  have  learned,  and  to  tell 
them  about  my  accomplishments.  I  liked  to  hear  their 
approval.  It  fell  good  to  pica.sc  ihem  since  they  have  given 
me  so  much  my  entire  life. 

But  when  I  heard  that  my  father  was  going  to  ignore  my 
sister  unless  she  stopped  seeing  Gene,  everything 
changed.  I  already  knew  that  my  parents  weren't  perfect 
but  I  didn't  know  they  were  absDiuiely  opposed  lo 


To  me,  he  was 
adorable  Gene;  to  my 
sister,  he  was  the  man 
she  loved:  to  my  par- 
ents, he  was  a  name 
with  colored  skin. 


inter-racial  relationships  in  our  family,  at  least.  I  could 
not  comprehend  why  my  parents  felt  this  way.  I  just 
couldn't  "see  it."  But  they  "saw  it."  along  with  other  prob- 
lems down  the  road. 

i^—i-—— _^  I  told  my  sister  that  whatever  she 

decided,  either  being  with  Gene  or 
respecting  my  parents'  wishes,  I 
would  stand  by  her  side,  no  matter 
what. 

Thai  night  the  three  of  us  went 
out  together,  I  felt  like  I  was  in  a  dif- 
ferent world.  We  walked  through  the 
Village  laughing,  joking  around.  I 
looked  at  ihem  thinking,  "I  hope 
they  get  married  soon  so  they  could 
have  children  and  I  can  be  an  aunt." 
Yet  on  the  train  ride  home  back  to 
New  lersey.  everything  changed.  My 
sister  started  to  cry.  She  said  she  was  so  happy  that  I  got 
along  with  Gene.  The  only  thing  I  could  say  was,  "How 
could  I  not?" 

But  we  both  knew  why  she  was  really  crying.  We  both 
knew  that  ii  could  never  happen,  at  least  for  now.  And  if 
she  stayed  with  Gene,  she  couldn't  bring  him  over  for  the 
holidays.  It's  not  just  our  parents,  it's  the  entire  family.  I 
remember  Robin  said,  'What  would  Grandma  say?" 

It's  not  an  easy  decision  lo  pick  between  your  familv 
and  the  person  you  love.  Yes.  people  should  lead  their 
own  lives  and  not  the  lives  their  parents  want  them  lo 
have.  Your  decision  to  do  what  you  want  is  not  an  issue 
of  what  is  right  or  what  is  wrong  according  to  the  morals 
of  other  people. 

"It's  your  life,"  is  not  an  easy  phrase  to  live  by,  but  •» 
we  become  adults,  taking  responsibility  for  our  own  deci- 
sions is  something  we  are  going  to  have  lo  do. 
Gt'ri  Sahn  is  a  Collegian  staff  member. 


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Letters  to  the  Editor 


Campus  fair  sells 
students  out 

To  the  editor: 

Please.  UMass.  stop  letting  the  mid- 
dle of  your  campus  be  a  big.  sleazy 
commercial.  I  often  feel  I'm  getting  a 
bargain  basement  education  here;  I 
don't  want  to  be  sold  anything  else. 

Coming  to  campus,  my  eyes  and 
head  ache  from  the  corporate  messages 
thai  arc  jackhammered  into  mc  daily 
from  all  directions.  Ideas  at  school  are 
pure,  unfettered  by  ihc  consumerism 
pushed  on  me  almost  everywhere  I  go. 
So  I  don't  like  to  see  obnoxious  com- 
mercial circuses  on  campus.  Do  they 
think  I  don't  know  that  they're  trying 
lo  shove  their  magazines,  candy  and 
new  cars  down  my  throat? 


What  really  annoys  me  is  the  role 
that  the  University  plays  in  this  soft 
sell-out.  Who  allows  these  corporate 
freak  shows  lo  pitch  their  tents  by  the 
duck  pond?  In  the  Campus  Center 
they  have  been  trying  to  push  UMass 
credit  cards  that  have  pictures  of  the 
Chapel  on  ihem.  All  the  better  to  buy 
my  magazine  subscriptions,  candy 
and  new  car  with.  Right? 

I>waync  Hoover 
AmItcrsi 


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Film  •  Music  •  Theatre  •  Lifestyles  •  Boolcs  •  Art 


The  Massachusetts  Doily  Collegian 


ARTS  &  mG 


Thursday  October  6,  1994 


Weeicend  Edition  •  Volume  CIV  issue  18 


TV  this  week:  hits  &  misses 


By  Trocy  Gavel 

Collegion  Correspondonl 


I  watched  Tracey  Gold  wither  away  before  my  very  eyes 
on  the  made-for-television  movie  For  the  Love  of  Nancy 
She  was  good,  but  William  Devane  (from  "Knots 
Landing")  was  woefully  miscast  as  her  slightly  distressed 
dad.  I  say  only  "slightly"  distressed  because  throughout 
the  whole  picture  Devane  seemed  to  be  doing  a  reprise  of 
his  sarcastic,  sinister  nighttime  soap  character  Greg 
Sumner.  He  says  ail  the  right  lines  about  love  and  therapy 
and  everything,  but  I  kepi  expecting  him  to  pull  a  shrewd 
double-cross  on  everybody,  or  something. 

One  of  the  old  kids  from  "Saved  by  the  Hell"  was  in  the 
movie  too  —  that  blond  guy,  Mark-Paul  Something.  He 
looked  glad  lo  be  working. 

Speaking  of  night  time  soap  operas.  I  managed  to  sec 
"Melrose  Place"  for  the  very  first  lime  last  week. 


Fortunately,  I  was  with  a  couple  of  friends  who  were  able 
to  fill  me  in  on  the  goings-on  —  like  who  had  amnesia, 
why  so-and-so  was  in  the  insane  asylum,  and  so  on.  I 
couldn't  have  done  it  without  them.  Anyway,  I  decided 
"Melrose  Place"  is  one  of  those  shows  that  really  is  best 
appreciated  within  a  group  setting  so  everyone  can  laugh 
at  Kalhy  Ireland's  acting  together. 

The  whole  "Melrose"  experience  brought  me  back  to  my 
junior  high  days,  when  I  used  to  watch  "Dallas"  and 
"Falcon  Crest"  religiously  on  Friday  nights.  That  Larry 
Hagman  and  |ane  Wyman  —  they're  the  greatest. 
Speaking  of  which,  one  of  the  best  late-night  infomercials 
is  for  the  "Gravity  Edge"  exercise  machine,  starring  none 
other  than  the  muscular  former  "Falcon  Crest"  star 
Lorenzo  Lamas.  See.  it's  all  about  this  dirt-bike  racer 
who's  got  .  .  .  potential.  And  with  the  help  of  the  "Gravity 

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Throughout  rock  n'  roll  history, 
dating  as  far  back  as  its  ori 
gins  in  the  1950s,  there  has. 
always  been  a  select  few 
bands  that  somehow  just  click. 

There  seems  lo  be  some  sort  of  underly- 
ing chemistry  that  makes  all  the  aspects  of  a 
band's  abilities  as  artists  How  seamlessly,  from  songwrit- 
ing  to  musical  skill.  The  Rolling  Stones  had  it.  The  Beatles 
were  the  undisputed  masters  of  it.  Less  famous  bands 
such  as  The  Byrds  and  The  Kinks  had  Hashing  moments 
of  it  —  faulting  as  they  headed  on  into  the  Seventies. 

in  the  last  two  decades,  many  would  argue  that  there 
has  been  a  lack  of  musical  talent  worthy  enough  to  be 
lumped  in  the  same  category  as 

the  aforementioned  legends.  h^^^h^^^^^^h 
Skeptics  would  rather  turn  an 
unknowing  eye  away  from  the 
current  music  trends  since  it  is 
easier  to  look  back  to  past  gener- 
ation's heroes,  rather  than  trying 
to  establish  one's  own. 

So.  if  every  generation  appears 
to  have  at  least  one  or  more  iden- 
tify rock  bands  to  signify  their 
moment  in  the  sun.  who  do  we 
have  to  represent  us  now? 

While  the  answer  may  seem      

baffling  at  first,  in  reality  it  is      ^■■■I^^HHIH 

quite  obvious:  There  really  is  no 

other  defining  band  for  our  generation  ihan  R.E.M. 

From  their  humble  origins  in  1981,  when  they  played 
their  first  gig  in  an  abandoned  church  in  the 
collcge-mecca  Athens.  Georgia,  it  seemed  unlikely  that 
this  ixld  concoction  of  introverted  college  siudcnls  would 
ever  amount  lo  more  than  a  few  shows  and  some  free 
beer. 

But  unbeknownst  to  the  music  world  (who  at  the  time 
was  more  infatuated  with  the  white-bred  soul  of  Hall  & 
Oaies  and  haircut  Huff  of  Duran  Duran)  this  band  had  all 
the  right  elements  to  make  everything  click:  a  charismatic 
and  eccentric  singer,  an  unsure  yet  steady  guitarist  and  a 
no-frills  rhvthm  section.  From  the  beginning,  there  was 
almost  a  perfect  blend  of  artincss  and  traditional  rock  for 
mula.  making  the  group  stand  out,  but  yet  not  enough  to 
alienate. 

While  most  of  the  attention  given  lo  R.E.M.  is  due  in 
part  to  impeccable  songwriling,  their  greatest  musical 
asset  may  be  iheir  ability  to  change  and  continually  rein- 
vent themiclvcs  throughout  their  thirteen  year  career 
Even  U2,  Ihc  most  commonly  associated  kin  lo  REM 

idhey  both  came  of  age  in  the  Eighties)  has  made  a  musi 
cal  transition  from  "saviors  of  the  earth"  to  some  .sort  of 
bogus  ironic  statement  on  our  culture.  But  while  U2's 
transition  has  been  a  180-degrce  about-face.  REM  has 
tastefully  dabbled  in  different  genres,  always  offering  a 
challenge  while  consistently  remaining  true  lo  themselves. 


•      l_l_U  '*' 


MATT  AUDETTE 


Collegian  Staff 


Now  with  the 
release  of  their 
ninth  album. 
Monster, 
REM.        has 
once  again  thrown 
■^~^~^~^^^  a  curve  ball  to  their 

unsuspecting  audience  by  turning  up  the 
volume  lo  previously  unheard-of  levels.  So  how  did  this 
one-time  king  of  the  "underground"  rise  up  and 
single-handedly  become  one  of  today's  most  successful 
and  respected  rock  n'  roll  bands?  The  journey  is  most 
interesting. 


So  how  did  this  one-time 
king  of  the  "underground" 
rise  up  and  single-handedly 
become  one  of  today's  most 
successful  and  respected 
rock  n'  roll  hands?  Tlie  jour- 
ney is  most  interesting. 


T 


he  late  Kurt  Cobain 

was  once  asked  in  an 

interview:  If  he  could 

model  his  band's  career 

after  any  one,  who  would  it  bc^ 

It  only  look  him  a  moment 

before  he  eagerly  responded 

with  R.E.M.  Cobain  explained 

how  he  wished  he  could  find  the 

balance  between  commercial 

success  and  artistic  integrity  that 

they  so  successfully  achieved. 

Seem  surprising?  Not  really.  If 
you  look  back  lo  the  band's 
^■■^^^^■■■M  beginnings  and  trace  through 
their  history,  it  is  obviously 
apparent  in  the  route  the  hand  has  followed  It's  safe  lo 
say  that,  like  most  things,  the  band  has  been  undergoing  a 
sort  of  maturing  process  that  has  slowly  developed 
throughout  each  of  their  nine  releases. 

When  the  band  first  released  ihcir  debut.  Murmur,  in 
1983  it  was  a  blast  of  fresh  air  into  the  more  "hardcore" 
underground  music  scene.  While  ihcy  did  borrow  some 
aspects  from  Iheir  self-proclaimed  heroes  Pylon,  The 
Velvet  UndergroufKl  and  Patti  Smith,  their  sound  definite- 
ly transcended  the  boundaries  of  what  was  at  thai  lime 
available. 

Mysteriously  shrt>uded  in  obscurity,  the  band  made  a 
name  for  themselves  by  using  cryptic  cover  art  and  having 
lead  singer  Michael  Stipe  singing  mumbled  lyrics  that 
were  incomprehensible  in  meaning  when  they  were  com- 
prehensible at  all.  By  straying  away  from  "punk"  sierct)- 
typcs  they  managed  lo  make  probably  the  most  punk 
album  released  during  that  time,  influencing  thousands  of 
college  art  majors  to  pick  up  a  guitar  and  jangle  away 

By  the  time  of  Reckoning.  Iheir  sophomore  effort 
released  in  1984,  it  was  clear  that  these  guys  were  no  "one 
album  wonders."  Reckoning  still  walked  in  the  footprints 
of  Murmur  but  nurtured  a  more  rootsy  feel.  Obviously 
these  guys  were  not  afraid  to  inject  a  dose  of  southern 
charm  into  the  opaque  mix  ~  something  that  has  perme- 
ated their  music  ever  since. 

While  early  genius  is  common  with  mo«.i  of  roek  n' 


roll's  greatest  baitds,  there  seems  to  be  an  inevitable  dark 
period  which  looms  over  cach's  career.  Throughout  the 
mid-  Eighties,  R.E.M.  withdrew  even  further  from  acces- 
sibility by  creating  Fables  of  The  Reconstruction,  a  moody 
album  that  almost  all  but  abandoned  the  pop  structures 
ihey  had  previously  toyed  around  with. 

Critics  were  quick  lo  employ  the  "build  them  up,  smash 
them  down"  technique  in  reference  to  the  new  direction 
the  band  was  taking.  While  it  is  true  that  the  songs  relied 
on  a  more  down-beat  style,  there  was  a  beauty  that  radiat- 
ed frum  the  darkness  of  the  songs.  This  marked  another 
turning  point  for  the  band. 

By  1986,  it  was  clear  a  new  chapter  was  about  to  begin. 
After  becoming  the  undisputed  kings  of  allemaiivc  music, 
it  was  clear  REM.  was  going  lo  sfuxit  for  a  broadei  audi- 
ence. The  band  began  nursing  the  idea  of  a  bigger  "rock" 
sound.  The  result.  Life's  Rich  Pageant,  was  as  fat  as  the 
band  had  previously  gone  from  the  beaten  track 

Fuller  drum  sounds  and  heavier  guitars  backed  Stipe's 
now  clearly  audible  voice  For  the  first  time  fans  got  a  true 
taste  of  what  he  was  singing  about,  although  it  was  clear 
thai  he  was  not  going  to  give  a  hint  as  to  what  the  mean- 
ing was  The  energy  that  runs  through  the  record  was  in 
complete  opposition  lo  the  gloomy  folkiness  of  Fables. 
The  band  had  finally  made  if-  "rock"  record. 

It  was  during  this  time  that  the  first  hints  of  the  bend's 
ability  to  change  without  compromise  finally  surfaced.  In 
the  past  when  a  once-hailed  underground  band  decidedly 
took  a  turn  for  the  middle  of  the  road,  it  was  accompanied 
by  shouts  of  "sell  out."  For  R.E.M..  this  was,  surprisingly, 
not  Ihc  case.  The  band  martaged  lo  juggle  a  growing  main- 
stream tendency  with  the  earlier  sound  they  originated. 
Surely  there  were  st)me  sacrifices  which  would  inevitably 
haunt  ihem  later,  but.  nevertheless,  the  transition  was  a 
smooth  one 

By  the  time  Document  was  released  in  1987.  it  was 
obvious  that  the  band  had  established  their  seat  in  the 
"mainstream  ruck  band"  category.  Ironically,  the  song  tfiat 
caiapulled  ihcm  into  the  big  time  may  actually  be  dis- 
missed as  one  of  ihcir  more  frivolous  ones.  "The  One  I 
lx>ve."  wnlten  as  a  scathing  tell-off.  almost  wasn't  even 
put  on  the  album,  yet  it  went  on  to  mislead  thousands  of 
people  worldwide 

While  they  had 
touched  on  il 
before.  Document 
seemed  to  wrestle 
with  a  more  political 
vibe  lhan  had  been 
heard  on  any  ol 
their  previouv 

releasee.  Songs  suili 
as  TJisiurbance  At 
The  Heron  Hou».e" 
and  "Fxhuming 
McCarthy"  were 
political  in  tone,  but 


hard  to  pin-point  due  lo  Stipe's  indirect  delivery  and  ten- 
dency to  try  lo  fabricate  false  meanings  for  a  lopic-hungry 
press. 

After  a  much  ballyhoocd  switch  from  their  label  I.R.S. 
(which  Ihey  had  recorded  on  since  Murmur)  to  the  corpo- 
rate machine  Warner.  Bros..  R.E.M.  released  Green.  With 
its  hip  environmental  message  and  the  band's  first  major 
arena  lour  backing  it  up.  il  was  apparent  thai  this  quartet 
was  going  to  be  rock  stars  like  no  other. 

Amazingly,  the  album  itself  fiew  all  over  the  REM. 
stylistic  map.  From  up-tempo  rockers  to  delicate  folky 
numbers.  Green  went  from  being  the  prophesied 
major-label  disappointment  to  the  band's  most  compre- 
hensive piece  of  work,  effectively  displaying  the  range  of 
the  band's  style  and  talent  like  rxi  other  album  had 

As  with  any  lead  singer  in  a  ground -breaking  band,  it 
didn't  lake  long  before  fans  began  to  look  ai  Slipe  as  some 
sort  of  leader.  Something  about  his  boyish  charm  and 
nerdy  mannerisms  made  fans  relate  to  him  on  a  more  per- 
sonal level.  While  other  rock  stars  seemed  larger  than  life, 
almost  untouchable  by  everyday  standards,  Slipe  repre- 
sented what  most  people  saw  in  themselves;  a  shy  loner 
who  was  more  the  quiet  boy  in  the  back  of  the  class  then 
an  MTV  icon.  Probably  bcioTv  he  realized  what  had  hap- 
pened Stipe  was  thrust  into  the  media  spotlight,  making 
him  a  very  embarrassed-looking  spokesperson  for  a  gen- 
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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Thursday,  October  6,  1994  /  Page  7 


Edited  by  Tara  MK  Connelly 


SHORT  CUTS 


Best  of  weekend  events 


Thursday 


Terrence  Wilson,  piano  concert, 
Bowker  Auditorium,  8  p.m. 

Alastair  Moock,  folksingcr. 
Black  Sheep  Cafe.  8  p.m. 

Vumpvre.  directed  by  Carl 
Dryer.  227  Herter  Hall.  7:50  p.m. 

David  Lindlcy  with  Hannah 
Nasser,  world  music,  Iron  Horse. 
7  p.m.  $14.50  advance. 

Maggie  Eslep.  Pearl  Street,  9 
p.m.  18+. 

Cluh  XII.  Oct.  6  to  25.  play. 
Coyote  Theater,  Boston.  For  tick- 
ets and  information  call  (617) 
695-0659. 


Noontime  Talk.  12:15  p.m. 

£J  Wood  opens  in  select  the- 
aters with  actor  johnny  Depp. 
directed  bv  Tim  Burton. 


Saturday 


Maple  Ridge,  bluegrass  band. 
Black  Sheep  Cafe,  8  to  1 1  p.m. 

"Two  Hands:  a  Dialogue 
Between  Mother  &  Daughter,"  an 
exhibit  opening  at  the  Burnett 
Gallery  at  the  lones  Library  in 
Amherst.  For  more  information 
call  256-1487. 


Friday 


Ed  Vadas  Band,  blues,  Coolidgc 
Park  Cafe.  Northampton.  7:50 
p.m.  Free! 

Smith  College  Art  Gallery, 


Sunday 


Savatage  &  Stuttering  John. 
Pearl  Street.  8  p.m.  All  ages! 

Auditions  for  musical.  Oodspell. 
Student  Union  Ballroom.  10  a.m. 
to  I  p.m.  Sponsored  by  the  UMass 
Theatre  Guild. 


Many  apologies  lo  the  readers  of  last 
week's  section  who  realized  (hat  Prince 
Edward  didn't  marry  Fergie  —  in  fact 
it  was  Prince  Andrew.  Edward  is  ihe 
Thespian  of  the  family.  Mea  culpa. 

Let's  bow  our  heads  in  silence  lor 
a  minute  as  wc  mourn  Ihe  passing  of 
supermom.  Harriet  Nelson.  She 
passed  away  ai  age  85.  outliving 
Ozzie  by  20  years  and  T\'  son  Ricky 
by  almost  a  decade. 

Heading  lo  Boston  this  weekend? 
The  Boston  Inlernalional  Film 
Festival  will  be  housed  at  the  Bayside 
Expo  Center  Oct.  7  lo  10. 

Sad  news  for  Trekkies,  the  movie 
Generations  might  not  be  released 
until  the  end  of  November. 
Dissenlion  about  the  set  caused 
director  David  Carson  to  chuck  it  all 


and  rebuild  the  entire  set  again. 

Retiring  in  January  is  cartoonist 
Gary  Larson,  creator  of  "The  Far 
Side."  His  wackiness  will  surely  be 
missed,  but  never  fear  —  his  coffee 
mugs,  calendars  and  greeting  cards 
will  continue  to  live  on. 

|ohn  Meliencamp,  who  cancelled 
his  concert  in  August,  revealed  that  he 
had  a  mild  heart  attack.  Hey,  maybe  it 
was  because  he  smoked  80  cigarettes 
a  day  and  had  a  cholesterol  level  over 
500.  His  "wild  nights"  are  over 
though,  now  he  smokes  four  butts,  is 
into  meditation,  diets,  and  exercises.  . 
.  can  an  exercise  video  be  far  behind? 

Confused,  puzzled  or  mystified  by 
the  whole  0.|.  Simpson  case?  Well, 
those  clever  writers  at  People  Weekly 
magazine  just  came  out  with  "The 


Complete  Guide  to  The  Trial  of  O.  |. 
Simpson."  Bloody  socks  and  all! 

Courtney  Love  has  a  new  best 
friend.  Drew  Barrymore.  You'll  be 
happy  to  know  her  mad  passionate 
marriage  to  bar  owner  |eremy 
Thomas  is  over.  So  much  for  that 
everlasting  love  thing. 

It's  official,  the  new  007  will  be 
Pierce  Brosnan.  Quite  a  step  up  from 
his  role  in  Mrs.  Doubtfire. 

Ivana  Trump  makes  the  news 
again  after  announcing  her  engage- 
ment to  three-year  companion 
Riccardo  Mazzucchelli. 

Does  it  pay  to  declare  bankruptcy? 
Not  if  you're  Kim  Basinger.  She 
shelled  out  $8.1  million  to  Main  Line 
Studios  for  backing  out  of  an  agree- 
ment lo  star  in  Boxing  Helena  to  do 


quality  movies  like  the  Real  McCoy 
and  The  Getaway  instead.  Smart 
move,  you  may  have  blemished  your 
career  with  Helena  (gasp!). 

Duran  Duran  singer  Simon  Le 
Bon  is  once  again  a  father.  His  wife, 
Yasmin  (Victoria  Secret  model),  gave 
birth  to  a  healthy  girl. 

|ohn  Bobbin  just  doesn't  know 
when  lo  quit.  He  was  convicted  in  a 
Las  Vegas  municipal  court  for  beat- 
ing ex-fiancee  Krisiina  Elliot,  and 
sentenced  to  50  days  in  jail  but  was 
released  pending  appeal.  Hopefully, 
with  his  new  adult  film  career, 
Bobbitt  will  be  able  to  meet  someone 
who  truly  loves  him  for  all  his  parts. 

Material  in  this  section  has  been 
complied  by  wire  services  and  other 
periodicals. 


Editors'  Cuts 


Music 


Weird  Al    Video 


Jurassic  Park    Concert 


World  Music 


Quote  of  Note 

^ff'ffnteresting  that  waiting  for  some- 
one to  urinate  in  a  public  /4|f4ftK 
doesn  't  bother  them.  ^  y 

— Comedienne  and  actress  Rosie  O'Donnell, 

on  people  who  follow  her  into  a  bathroom 
waiting  for  an  autograph. 


For  all  of  you  wacky  folks  who  just  can't  seem  to 
gel  enough  uf  the  guru  of  pop  parody.  "Weird  Al" 
Yankovic  is  sel  to  release  a  box  set  of  his  most  rec- 
ognized work. 

The  four  CD  box  set.  entitled  Permanent  Record, 
will  include  many  of  the  spoofs  that  have  made 
Yankovic  a  household  name. 

The  collection  will  also  contain  a  64-page  color 
booklet,  complete  wiih  about  200  pictures  and 
liner  notes  penned  by  ihe  king  of  wackiness  and 
Ihe  man  who  gave  Al  his  big  break.  Dr.  Demento. 

Some  of  the  many  "Weird  Al"  favorites  featured 
in  the  retrospective  include  "Like  A  Surgeon," 
"Smells  Like  Nirvana,"  and  his  Iwo  spoofs  of 
Michael  (ackson  songs.  "Eat  h"  and  "Fat." 

These  tunes  will  accompany  Al's  various  origi- 
nals and.  of  course,  his  trademark  polka  medleys  to 
make  this  the  definitive  "Weird  Al"  colleciion. 

— Mike  MacLean 


The  raptor  and  T-Rex  live  again  in  the 
long-awaited  video  release  of  Steven  Spielberg's 
1993  box-office  champ /i/rass/'c  Park.  Still  packing 
discount  theaters  as  recently  as  this  summer.  Park 
has  a  reduced  sell-through  price,  trying  to  gain  the 
slot  as  the  all-time  best  selling  video,  presently 
held  by  Disney's  Aladdin. 

Despite  the  hype,  Spielberg  did  deliver  plenty  of 
suspenseful  jolts  and  awe-inspiring  special  effects, 
even  though  it's  wrapped  around  a  thin,  unsatisfy- 
ing script  and  some  weak  characterizations.  It's  a 
credit  lo  Spielberg's  talent  that  he  can  keep  the 
plates  spinning  at  such  a  furious  pace  thai  no  one 
seems  to  notice.  .  .  or  care.  It's  also  interesting  to 
note  that  just  a  few  months  later.  Spielberg 
released  Schindler's  List  (in  fact,  he  was  editing 
Park  via  satellite  while  filming  List  in  Poland). 

lurassic  Park  is  available  in  a  regular  edition  and 
a  wide-screen  leiierbox  version. 

— |on  Lupo 


Tonight  at  7  p.m.  at  the  Iron  Horse  Music  Hall 
in  Northampton,  the  Valley  will  get  to  sample  a 
slice  of  the  rapidly  growing  genre  of  world  music. 
Arrested  Development  and  Narasat  Ali  Khan  (who 
helped  add  mystical  flavor  to  Peter  Gabriel's  album 
So)  have  opened  up  the  "western  world'  to  exotic 
chants  and  crooning.  David  Lindley  takes  this  one 
step  further. 

Lindley  grew  up  around  L.  A.  and  the  cohslantly 
metamorphosing  music  community  there.  He  was 
exposed  to  every  form  of  music.  Lindley  began  to 
notice  that  a  lot  of  the  music  he  was  drawn  too  had 
a  common  thread;  he  chose  to  follow  that  thread 
rather  than  let  it  limit  him. 

His  quest  has  led  him  to  places  like  lamaica, 
Uzbekistan  and  Kazakhstan.  His  influences  run  the 
gamut  from  lames  Taylor  to  Emmylou  Harris.  This 
wide  range  of  influences  and  tastes  make  Lindley  a 
must  see. 

—Tara  MK  Connelly 


TV 


continued  from  page  5 

Edge"  and  a  groovy  blonde  chick,  he's  gonna  win  the  big 
pro-class  race!  You  just  can't  help  rooting  for  him,  over 
and  over  and  over  again. 

lust  to  inform  you  eager  Lorenzo  Lamas  fans,  these 
days  he  has  a  pretty  good  syndicated  show  called 
"Renegade"  about  a  fugitive  who  rides  a  motorcycle 
cross-country  and  works  as  a  bounty  hunter  when  he's 
not  evading  the  cops.  It's  mindless  fun,  and  I  personally 
find  it  much  cooler  than  "Acapulco  Heat." 

The  best  new  show  I  saw  this  week  was  probably  Ihe 
CBS  sitcom  "Blue  Skies."  It's  not  a  laugh  riot  but  the  char- 
acters are  sort  of  lively  and  I'm  willing  to  give  il  a  chance. 

At  the  other  end  of  the  spectrum.  NBC  gives  us  another 
reason  not  lo  watch  television  on  Saturday  nights  with  the 


sitcom  "Something  Wilder."  I'm  happy  Gene  Wilder 
found  a  job  but  seeing  him  even  in  mild  sexual  situations 
makes  me  a  bit  queasy.  First  of  all.  he's  a  bit  old  and 
crumbled-  looking  for  that  kind  of  siufL  Secondly,  he's 
Willy  Wonka,  for  crying  out  loud!  And  if  there's  one  thing 
I  had  hoped  never  to  see  in  prime  lime,  it  was  Willy 
Wonka's  bony,  pale  legs  all  over  some  actress.  Ugh. 
Forget  the  trendy  shorts.  Gene.  Panis  would  be  an  excel- 
lent idea  from  now  on.  Gene. 

I'm  really  starting  lo  get  annoyed  that  my  two  favorite 
characters  on  "The  Simpsons."  Mr.  Bums  and  Smilhen>. 
have  yet  to  make  an  appearance  this  season.  If  this  goes 
on  much  longer  I'll  have  to  start  writing  irate  letters  to  the 
Fox  Network,  inquiring  as  to  whether  America's  favorilo 


cartoon  couple  have  left  television  for  the  bright  lights  of 
Hollywood.  Hey.  if  they  could  make  a  picture  based  on 
"Saturday  Night  Live's"  Pat  character... 

Speaking  of  departing  for  greener  pastures.  1  heard  that 
Rob  Morrow  will  be  leaving  CBS'  "Northern  Exposure"  lo 
(get  this)  pursue  a  film  career.  Can  somebody  please  tell 
me  what's  wrong  with  these  television  actors  who  think 
they  can  just  quit  their  jobs  one  minute  and  end  up  acting 
opposite  Meryl  Streep  the  next. 

I  have  a  theory:  All  these  star-struck  actors  sit  around 


thinking.  "Hey.  Tom  Hanks  started  out  on  that  "Bosom 
Buddies'  show,  and  he  even  had  to  difess  up  like  a  woman 
to  get  thai  job  —  so  he  had  it  much  worse  than  I  do.  And 
now  he  gets  to  be  a  big  shot  in  the  movies,  so  why  can't  I?" 
Sorry.  Rob,  but  il  doesn't  usually  work  out  that  way.  If 
you  don't  believe  me  just  ask  actor  jimmy  Smiis,  who 
abandoned  a  lead  role  on  "L.A.  Law"  a  number  of  years 
ago  for  a  shot  at  films.  He  finally  got  a  major  acting  job 
this  year  —  replacing  David  Caruso  on  "NYPD  Blue." 
How's  that  for  irony,  eh? 


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Thursday  Oct.  6th  7  p.m. 

Friday  Oct.  7th  7  p.m. 
Saturday  Oct.  8th  1 1  a.m. 

(Only  one  session  needs  to  be  attended!) 

Callbacks:  Oct.  10th  12  p.m. 

For  more  information: 

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in  the  Student  Union 

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Maggie  Estep  to  bring  spoken  word  performance  to  Pearl  Street 


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Collegian  Sloft 


Is  spoken  word  the  new  punk 
rock?  Well,  that  may  be  pushing  it  a 
little  loo  far.  but  lately  the  art  form 
does  seem  to  be  undergoing  a  sort  of 
revival. 

Aspiring  poets/performers  like 
post-punk  legend  Henry  Rollins,  the 
street-wise  Reg  E.  Gaines,  and  King 
Missile  frontman  |ohn  S.  Hall  all 
seem  to  be  leading  the  way  for  this 
new  form  of  expression. 

While  all  these  artists  have  been 
making  a  name  for  themselves  within 
the  media,  it  has  been  acid-tongued 
queen  Maggie  Estep  who  has  been 
causing  the  most  racket. 

Estep.  who  will  bring  her  'ranti- 
ng"-style  poetry  to  Pearl  Street 
tonight,  has  managed  to  ditch  the 
New  York  coffee  houses  and  unleash 
her  work  on  an  unsuspecting  public. 
Thanks  go  partly  to  MTV,  which 
aired  two  30-second  segments  of 
Eslep's  stand-up  poetry,  featured  her 
in  their  Unplugged  series,  and  then 
finally  made  her  part  of  the  bill  on 
their  Free  Your  Mind  spoken  word 
tour. 

After  performances  at  this  sum- 
mer's Lx>llapalooza  festival,  and  even 
an  appearance  at  the  highly-toted 


Woodstock  '94  festival.  Estep  is 
finally  settling  down  and  hitting  the 
smaller,  more  personal  venues. 

Estep  is  touring  in  support  of  her 
debut  album  No  More  Mister  Nice 
Girl,  a  sometimes  hilarious,  some- 
times biting  commentary  on  a  variety 
of  social  and  personal  issues.  Song 
titles  such  as  "The  Stupid  )erk  That 
I'm  Obsessed  With"  and  'Hey  Baby." 
a  harsh  response  to  men's  cat-call- 
ing, it  is  clear  exactly  v  hat  Estep's 
agenda  is.  The  album  is  being 
released  on  NuYo-lmago  Records,  a 
new  label  totally  devoted  to  the  spo- 
ken word  genre. 

Bom  in  1986  in  New  jersey.  Estep 
spent  her  teenage  years  denouncing  a 
growing  ballet  career,  flirting  with 
punk  rock  and  go-go  dancing  before 
landing  with  a  drug  habit.  It  was  dur- 
ing this  time  Estep  began  to  take  up 
an  interest  in  writing  fiction. 

It  was  soon  after  Estep  packed  up 
her  bags  and  headed  for  Boulder, 
Colo.,  where  she  enrolled  in  the  jack 
Kerouac  School  of  Disembodied 
Poets  (yes,  this  place  really  exists) 
where  she  took  a  class  taught  by  the 
godfather  of  the  beatnik  movement, 
William  S.  Burroughs.  She  later 
attained  a  bachelor's  degree  at 
Empire  State  College  in  Manhattan. 

"The  very  first  reading  I  did  was  in 


Boulder  at  this  cafe  somebody 
dragged  me  to."  Eslep  told  The  New 
York  Times.  "That  was  where  I  really 
started  learning  how  to  write.  I  could 
just  tell  what  hit  people  and  what 
didn't." 

By  the  time  she  tame  back  to  New 
York  in  1988.  the  spoken  word/poet- 
ry scene  was  in  full  swing. 
Immediately  getting  caught  up  in  the 
hoopla,  Estep  began  entering  poetry 
"slams"  and  competitions,  often  com- 
ing up  a  winner.  Her  big  break  didn't 
come  until  Estep  was  performing  one 
night  and  was  discovered  by  MTV 
talent  scouts,  who  were  on  the  look- 
out for  budding  performers. 

Accompanied  by  her  back  up  band 
1  Love  Everybody.  Estep  is  known  for 
her  highly  energetic  live  perfor- 
mances, where  she  shouts  her  verse 
and  flails  about  the  stage  like  a  mad- 
woman. If  nothing  else.  Estep  gives 
the  art  of  sf>oken  word  a  manic  inten- 
sity that  is  rarely  seen. 

When  she  hits  the  Pearl  Street 
stage  Estep  is  sure  to  be  in  her  usual 
rare  form,  making  this  one  of  the 
most  offbeat  shows  to  hit  the  Valley 
in  quite  some  time. 

Maggie  Estep  will  raise  the  roof  at 
Pearl  Street  Nightclub  in 
Northampton  tonight.  The  show  is 
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Author  Batya  Weinbaum  shared  stories  last  night  about  real  life,  sexuality  and  coming  out  from  her  book. 
The  Island  of  Floating  Women. 

Short  stories  portray  real  life  &  seximlity 


By  Entity  Marino 

Collag'ian  Staff 


From  crystal  ladies  to  coming  out.  author  Batya 
Weinbaum  bombarded  her  audience  in  the  Campus 
Center  with  vivid,  often  humorous  images  of  sexuality 
and  real  life  last  night  at  the  reading  of  her  book,  The 
Island  of  Floating  Women. 

Weinbaum's  book  is  a  collection  of  13  short  stories. 
A  handful  of  them  voice  a  lesbian  perspjective  while  the 
others  deal  with  issues  occurring  before  and  after  com- 
ing out. 

"Every  single  moment  in  it  was  written  from  a  real 
sincerity  level."  said  Weinbaum.  a  professor  teaching 
English  courses  at  the  University  of  Massachusetts 
through  the  Depwrtment  of  Continuing  Education. 

The  first  short  story  that  Weinbaum  read  was  called 
"Coming  Out,"  a  piece  with  pxjetic  rhythm  that  tells 
the  tale  of  one  woman's  experience  coming  out  as  a 
lesbian. 

The  story  is  a  flurry  of  images,  constituting  sub-sto- 
ries in  verse.  The  scenes  Weinbaum  points  with  words 
are  of  a  passionless  heterosexual  relationship  with  a 
man  named  )oe.  Incidents  of  talking  herself  out  of  her 
desire  for  women  that  she  encounters  every  day  leaves 
the  narrator  feeling  only  half  alive.  Finally,  she  packs 
up  and  moves  to  the  Midwest  to  live  a  more  free  life  as 
a  lesbian. 

Weinbaum  said  that  "Coming  Out'  is  a  "very  exag- 
gerated experience"  which  resembles  her  own  struggle 
to  come  out.  She  recalled  days  before  proclaiming  her- 
self a  lesbian. 

"I  would  feel  totally  underwater  and  drugged,"  she 
told  the  audience,  and  said  that  writing  surrealistic 


jxjctry  (from  which  the  story  is  adapted)  was  the  only 
thing  keeping  her  alive.  The  result  is  an  enchanting  col- 
lection of  images  that  tell  a  touching  story. 

In  the  second  of  Weinbaum's  stories,  "Crystal  l^dy: 
The  Education  of  u  Healer."  the  author's 
stream-of-consciousness  narrative  tells  the  story  of  a 
lewish  social  worker  turned  Buddhist  crystal  healer. 
The  main  character  is  based  on  the  life  of  a  self-pro- 
claimed "shopping  bag  person*  named  janis  living  in 
San  Francisco  in  the  1960s. 

Weinbaum's  story  is  a  whirlwind  of  release  and  self- 
discovery  that  ends  when  the  crystal  lady  commits  sui- 
cide by  jumping  off  of  a  bridge.  Rather  than  projecting 
her  as  a  lost  soul.  Weinbaum  distinguishes  the  healer 
as  a  free  spirit. 

"She  was  like  a  social  worker  of  the  street." 
Weinbaum  said  of  lanis.  who  died  in  1992.  The  Island 
of  Floating  Women  is  dedicated  to  janis.  "the  real  cos- 
mic lady"  according  to  Weinbaum. 

The  final,  yet  unpublished  story  was  called 
"Rebreasting."  This  satiric  talc  is  told  from  the  per- 
spjective of  Weinbaum's  almost  2-year-old  daughter. 
Ola.  Through  Ola's  eyes  we  see  her  mother's  dream  lo 
build  a  "rebreasting  center,"  a  place  where 
university-goers  can  once  again  don  diapers  and  cxpn;- 
ricnce  breast  feeding  via  plastic  models,  with  their 
choice  of  beer,  rum  or  chocolate. 

With  humorous  political  jabs  at  everyone  from 
Hillary  Clinton  to  UMass  professors,  Weinbaum's 
story  comically  embodies  her  legitimate  desire  to  pro- 
vide a  place  for  infantile  regression  in  the  name  of 
relaxation. 

The  Island  of  Floating  Women  is  available  at  Fmid 
For  Thought  Books. 


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Thursday,  October  6,  1994  /  Page  9 


'Burtons  X-Mos' 
a  new  video  release 


By  Dobres  Barclay 

Associated  Press 

New  releases  this  week  in  home  video: 

Tim   Hurton's  The  Sighimure  Hefore  Christmas 
(Tout hsi one.  $20.  Rated  PG) 

Tim  Burton  [Huiman)  lakes  us  to  a  cheerless  but  magi 
cal  burg  called  Halloweentown  in  this  delighirully  original 
and  extraordinarily  entertaining  work. 

What  a  special  animated  treat  this  musical  fantasy  is  lor 
young  and  old  alike.  It  is  an  artistic  gem  from  Walt  Disney 
that  should  become  a  seasonal  classic  just  like  The  Legend 
of  Sleepy  Hollow. 

It  is  an  exceptional  marriage  of  show  music  svith  oper- 
atic overlayers.  and  some  brilliant  stop-motion  animation 
and  special  effects.  Sets  are  three-  dimensional;  some  ani- 
mation is  that  glorious  frame-by-frame  technique  Disney 
artists  long  have  employed. 

Our  hero  in  this  holiday  fable  is  jack  Skellington.  the 
Pumpkin  King,  who  directs  the  town  in  its  annual  .scare 
fest  of  ghoulish  delights  for  Halloween.  This  time  is  like 
every  other  time:  another  successful  year  of  scary  people 
out  of  their  wits. 

But  the  praise  doesn't  sit  well  with  the  long  and  boney 
jack.  He's  tired  of  being  the  master  of  fright.  He  feels  an 
emptiness  and  longs  for  something  else  he  just  can't  seem 
to  identify. 

There's  plenty  of  action  and  one  or  two  cliffhangers  and 
a  upbeat  ending  that  will  warm  even  the  stingiest  of 
hearts.  Again,  another  parental  warning:  the  movie 
might  be  loo  scary  for  children  four  and  under. 

/V."  Wedding  Banquet  (FoxVideo.  Priced  for  rental  mar- 
ket. Rated  R) 

What  a  wonderful,  wonderful  gem  from  38-year-old 
Ang  Lee.  Produced  for  about  $1  million.  The  Wedding 

Turn  to  VIDEO,  page  10 


Actor  Paul  Scofield  finds  answers  in  Qui?:  Show 


By  Matt  WoK 

Associated  Press 


LONDON  —  Paul  Scofield  won  an  Academy  Award 
for  playing  Sir  Thomas  More  and  was  acclaimed  as  the 
greatest  Lear  of  his  generation.  Only  now.  at  age  72,  has 
he  made  his  Hollywood  debut. 

"It's  lovely  for  me,  absolutely  lovely.  I'm  thrilled  it 
seems  to  be  doing  well,"  he  said  pf  Oiiiz  Shou  .  Robert 
Redford's  acclaimed  new  film  about  a  real-lile  scandal 
in  the  TV  game-show  industry  in  the  late  I'^SO^.. 

Scofield  traveled  to  London  frum  his  Sunscx  home 
one  recent  morning  to  discuss  his  career  over  codec  at 
Brown's  Hotel,  the  quietly  elegant  stomping  ground  — 
decades  ago  —  of  Cecil  Rhtxies  and  Rudyard  Kipling. 

He  appeared  in  autumnal  browns  and  tweeds,  a  wavy 
inane  of  gray  hair  framing  warm  eyes.  His  honeyed  rum- 
ble of  a  voice  rolled  through  thr  lounge  as  he  rellected 
on  his  career  in  a  rare  interview 

To  many,  that  career  has  been  js  elusive  as  the  actor 
himself.  He  defined  Lear  for  the  1960s  and  yet  sur 
prised  fans  in  1989  by  making  a  rare  return  to  the  stage 
in  Exclusive,  a  down-market  play  by  pulp  novcli^i 
Jeffrey  Archer. 

Twice,  he  resisted  the  blandishments  of  Hollywood 
preferring  domestic  life  with  his  wile,  the  actros  kn 
Parker. 

His  performance  as  Salieri  in  Peter  Shatter'^ 
.Amadeus  seared  London  in  1979,  but  he  turned  dowi 
the  same  play  on  Broadway,  despite  a  sweetened  deai 
requiring  no  more  than  four  perfomiances  a  week. 

Accordingly,  it's  no  surprise  that  when  Quiz  Hhuw 
colleagues  gather  across  the  Atlantic  for  one  of  the 
buzzicsl  premieres  of  the  fall.  Scofield  will  be  far  from 
the  media  —  in  northern  Scotland,  visiting  his  daughter. 

"What  is  done  is  done,"  he  said  of  his  career,  "and 
there's  always  tomorrow." 

"I  don't  have  any  retrospective  view.  I  just  know  the 
things  I've  enjoyed  —  the  things  that  have  been  exciting 
to  do  and  have  been  satisfying  —  and  I'm  very  grateful 
for  them." 


COURTtSY  BARRY  WITCH 

Paul  Scofield  (left)  stars  as  Mark  Van  Doren,  the  father  of  game  show  contestant  Charles  Van  Doren  (Ralph 
Fiennes)  in  Robert  Redford's  Quiz  Show. 


Scofield  finds  a  continued  pleasure  in  acting  in  all  its 
forms,  whether  on  radio  for  the  BBC,  on  television  in 
adaptations  of  "Anna  Karenina"  or  in  small-scale,  little- 
seen  films  such  as  Ut:  ( 1992). 

"It  just  simply  is  no  good  doing  something  your  heart 
is  not  in,  that's  all,"  he  said. 

"I've  often  found  the  really  interesting  scripts  were 


smaller  films.  I  didn't  choose  them  because  they  were 
smaller.  I  wouldn't  have  minded  being  paid  a  bit  more 
—  but  I  did  them  because  they  interested  me  so  much." 
With  Quiz  Show,  Scofield  took  pleasure  in  playing  "a 
contemporary  man  after  so  many  dear  old  things":  the 

Turn  to  QUIZ  SHOW,  page  10 


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Noontime  talks  at  Smith  museum  make  for  interesting  lunch 


By  Tora  MK  Connelly 

Collegion  Staff 


The  Smith  College  Museum  of  Art 
is  hosting  a  noontime  series  of  talk 
on  various  exhibits  to  be  shown  in 
the  gallery  throughout  the  year.  The 
20-minute  talks  will  be  made  by  fac- 
ulty, museum  staff,  students  and  oth- 
ers on  the  objects  in  the  collections 
shown. 

The  first  Noontime  Gallery  Talk 
will  be  held  Oct.  7  at  12:15  p.m. 
Susan  Heidman,  artist  and  associate 
professor  of  art  at  Smith  College,  will 
present    her    talk,    "Rustling    of 


Molecules:  Meditations  on  Mondrian's 
Chrysanthemum  Drawings." 

Mondrians's  drawings  are  taken 
from  direct  observations  of  chrysan- 
themums. The  drawings  are  can  be 
linked  to  certain  Buddhist  principals. 
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space  between  the  forms  of  forms 
and  much  like  nature,  they  breathe 
and  flutter. 

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Nov.  4:  'Edwin  Romanzo  Elmer's 
Mourning  Pictures,  and  Other 
Works."  presented  by  Helen  Hall, 
coordinator  of  the  Mellon  Project. 


Smith  College  Museum  of  Art. 

Dec.  2:  "Childe  Hassam's  Lab 
Stand  at  Night. "  presented  by  Nancy 
Noble,  master  of  arts  degree  candi- 
date in  art  history,  University  of 
Massachusetts  at  Amherst  and  gradu- 
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Drummer  legend  Tucker  to  play  Noho 


By  Michael  Burke 

Collegian  Stofl 


A  Velvet  Underground  reunion  at  the  Iron  Horse? 
Well,  not  quite,  but  half  of  the  original  band  will  be  pcr- 
fomiing  there  this  Friday  as  Moe  Tucker  leads  a  band  that 
also  features  SteHing  Morrison. 

Moe  Tucker  was  a  tnember  of  the  legendary  Velvet 
Underground  from  1%5-71.  In  those  brief  six  years  the 
Velvet  Underground  completely  changed  the  course  of 
rock  history  and  Tucker  was  one  of  the  main  reasons.  Her 
minimalist  drumming  has  influenced  countless  drummers 
since  then.  Many  bands  such  as  R.E.M..  Nirvana. 
Wedding  Present.  Buffalo  Tom.  Cowboy  junkies  and  even 
Duran  Duran  have  covered  Velvet  Underground  songs. 

After  the  Velvet  Underground  broke  up  in  1971.  Tucker 
took  time  off  to  raise  a  family  but  10  years  later  she 
returned  to  the  music  scene.  Since  then  she  has  worked 
with  many  of  todays  popular  indie  artists  including  Half 
Japanese.  Daniel  Johnston  and  members  of  Sonic  Youth. 

She  has  also  released  five  solo  albums  including  her  latest 
on  Sky  Records.  Dugs  Under  Stress.  Last  year  she  rejoined 
the  Velvet  Underground  as  part  of  their  r^nion  tour. 

Surprisingly  on  her  new  album.  Tucker  doesn't  even 
play    drums  because,  as  she  says,  "1  never  like  to  see  a 


singing  drummer.  I  hate  how  that  looks."  Instead  on  Dogs 
Under  Stress,  Tucker  plays  guitar,  bass,  alto  sax  and  even  a 
little  peicussion.  The  new  album  is  a  very  impressive  piece 
of  work.  It  mixes  the  rawness  of  the  Velvet  Underground 
with  the  urgency  of  punk  rock.  Her  song  "Me,  Myself  and 
I"  would  fit  right  in  on  your  average  college  radio  station 
while  other  tunes  show  the  diversity  of  her  songwriting. 

Moe  Tucker  is  known  to  many  as  one  of  the  greatest  and 
most  important  female  drummers.  Although  she  never  had 
the  talent  of  Charlie  Watts  or  Ginger  Baker.  Tucker  played 
with  great  intensity  and  emotion.  Tucker  described  her 
work  best  as  she  said,  "The  way  I  play  began  because  I 
didn't  know  how  to  do  anything  and  it  remained  that  way 
because  I  still  don't  know  how  to  do  an>'thing.'' 

She's  not  exactly  arrogant  when  it  comes  to  talking 
about  herself.  One  of  Tucker's  greatest  accomplishments 
is  that  she  proved  to  countless  girls  that  they  can  play 
rock  n  roll  just  as  good  as  any  guy. 

Moe  Tucker's  upcoming  show  at  the  Iron  Horse  should 
be  one  of  the  best  rock  shows  to  hit  the  Valley  this  fall.  If 
you  missed  the  Velvet  Underground's  reunion  tour,  this  is 
probably  the  closest  you  will  get  to  seeing  them. 

Moe  Tucker  will  play  at  The  Iron  Horse  Music  Hall  in 
Northampton  Oct.  7.  The  show  is  all  ages.  Admission  is 
$10.  Doors  will  open  at  10  p.m. 


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The  one,  the  only  Barbra  Streisand 


Songbird  Streisand  soars  on  stage 


By  Jon  Lupo 

Collagion  Staff 


Ex-Velvet  Underground  drummer  Moe  Tucker 


tAltBRA:  THE  CONCERT 

Borbro  Streisand 
Columbia/Sony  Music 

Imagine,  if  you  will,  my  glee  upon  receiving  Barbra 
Streisand's  live,  double-CD  recording  of  her  monu- 
mental concert  in  Madison  Square  Garden  earlier  this 
year.  Not  that  I'm  a  fan  or  anything  —  I  think  Ms. 
Streisand  is  a  horrible  director,  a  raging  drama  queen 
with  equal  parts  low  self-  esteem  and  uncontrollable 
ego  and  last  but  not  least,  a  pretty-good  singer. 

Furthermore,  I've  always  wondered  why  people  adore 
her.  .  .  I  mean  who  would  pay  $J00  to  sec  anyone,  much 
less  an  over-the-hill  crooner  with  a  honker  the  size  of 
her  vocal  range.  But  I  thought  hey.  at  least  I'd  gel  a 
chance  to  have  the  fun  of  writing  a  scathing  review. 

I  have  been  converted. 

Well,  not  exactly.  But  after  listening  to  just-ijnder 
two  hours  of  Barbra  wowing  the  hometown  audience, 
delivering  her  classic  tunes  —  from  'People"  to 
"Evergreen"  to  "Happy  Days  Are  Here  Again'  —  with 
the  kind  of  show-stopping  fervor  only  |udy  Garland 
could  once  muster,  I  am,  to  say  the  least,  impressed. 
With  her  voice. 

Streisand  is  the  type  of  diva  who  wears  her  consider- 
able ego  on  her  sleeve,  right  next  to  her  sentiments. 
Whether  she's  belting  out  the  tailor-made  songs  "I'm 


Still  Here"  and  "Everybody  Says  Don't"  (re-written  by 
Sondheim  especially  for  her!!)  as  career  anthems  or, 
with  a  straight  face,  actually  subjecting  her  audience  to 
a  YentI  medley,  for  chrissakes,  Barbra  has  a  way  of 
making  even  her  pre-scripted  on-stage  banter  warm, 
intimate  and  heartfelt. 

At  her  best  moments,  like  her  moving  tribute  to  her 
son,  "Not  While  I'm  Around,"  a  toe-tapping  version  of 
"Don't  Rain  on  My  Parade,"  or  a  witty  "duet"  with 
Marlon  Brando  for  "I'll  Know"  from  Guys  and  Dolls. 
Streisand  conveys  a  classy  sense  of  old-school  show- 
manship. She  manages  to  give  old  chestnuts  like  "My 
Man"  and  'The  Man  that  Got  Away"  a  resonance  that 
eschews  the  lounge  act  sensibility  while  simultaneously 
rising  above  simple  torch  song  emotions. 

At  her  worst,  she  unveils  her  staggering  conceit.  In 
an  ill-  conceived  set  piece,  she  has  a  chat  with  three 
off-stage  therapists,  whereas  she  accounts  her  child- 
hood and,  um,  sexual  awakening  with  'Will  He  Like 
Me?,"  "He  Touched  Me"  and  'Evergreen.'  There's  also 
the  hideous,  aforementioned  Yentl  medley  as  well  as  an 
overly-cute  Disney  trio,  including  'When  You  Wish 
Upon  a  Star."  Barbra,  leave  it  to  the  cricket,  okay? 

And  yet,  when  Streisand  finishes  up  the  second  CD 
with  a  rousing  cover  of  "Somewhere"  from  West  Side 
Story,  it's  apparent  to  any  listener  that  they've  gone 
through  a  audio-  kitsch  experience  like  no  other. 
Anyone  brave  enough  will  have  to  concede  that, 
despite  a  holier-lhan-though  attitude  that  stretches  the 
bounds  of  humility,  this  woman  can  sing.  B 


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Student  works  highlight  Trance  *94*  e^bit 


Quiz  Show 


By  Amy  S.  Bums 

Collegian  SloH  ^^^^_ 

Now  through  Oct.  7,  ihc  Hcrier 
An  Gallcn'  is  hosi  lo  "France  '94." 
an  exhibit  of  works  by  students  of  the 
Huropcan  Summer  Art  Workshop. 
This  annual  summer  workshop  is  a  b 
1/2  week  program  where  students 
travel  and  study  art  in  a  relaxed 
atmosphere. 

The  group  spent  lime  in  various 
regions  of  France,  and  finally  made  a 
brief  sojourn  lo  Italy.  This  year  42 
students  pariicipated  in  the  program, 
which  is  organized  by  ihc  University 
of  Massachusetts  Art  Department. 

The  exhibit  consists  solely  of 
iwo-dimcnsional  works.  There  are 
watercolurs.  charcoal  drawings  and 
pastels,  as  well  as  photographs  and 
collages.  One  treat  is  that  a  few  stu- 
dents have  displayed  sketchbooks 
chronicling  their  stay  in  Europe.  It 
was  extremely  interesting  to  flip 
through  the  pages  and  follow  them 
on  their  travels.  It  was  fascinating  to 
see  what  caught  their  eye  at  each 
famous  sight  —  a  staircase,  a  particu- 
lar column  or  an  ominous  gargoyle. 
Many  artists  seemed  captivated  by 
the  gargoyles;  there  were  several 
scary  charcoal  representations. 

The  students  spent  the  bulk  of  their 
time  at  La  Napoule  on  the  French 
Riviera.  This  sun-soaked,  fertile 
region  of  France  was  an  inspiration  to 
the  early  20th  century  painters  Henri 
Matisse  and  Raoul  Dufy. 

In  fact,  some  of  the  UMass  stu- 
dents' works  are  quite  reminiscent  of 
the  works  of  these  artists.  An  inti- 
mate garden  scene  by  Suzanne  Scully 
strongly  resembles  the  works  of 
Dufy.  Obviously  the  South  of  France 
has  not  declined  in  its  ability  to 
inspire  artists. 

It  was  nice  to  see  some  new  twists 


One  of  the  many  paintings  featured  in  the  "France  '94" 
French  Riviera. 


DEUCCA  nrmsON  /  coikcian 
exhibit  was  Amy  Corey's  intriguing  portraits  of  the 


continued  from  page  8 
Ghost   in   Mel   Gibson's  Hamlet 
(1990)  and  the  French   king  in 
Kenneth  Branagh's  Henry  V  (1989). 
among  others. 

He  also  was  delighted,  if  a  shade 
bemused,  lo  find  himself  in  acting  an 
American  alongside  another  Briton. 
Ralph  Fiennes.  who  burst  on  the 
scene  last  year  as  the  chillingly  mes- 
merizing Amon  Goeth  in  ik'hindler's 
List. 

Playing  the  Pulitzer  Prize-winning 
poet  Mark  Van  Doren  in  Quiz  Show. 
Scofield  watches  as  Fienness  Charles 
Van  Doren  is  named  in  a  scandal 
spelling  the  end  of  an  age  of 
American  innocence. 

One  minute,  father  and  son  are 
trading  Shakespearean  quotations; 
the  next,  young  Van  Doren  confesses 
his  ethical  lapses  lo  his  upstanding 
father  in  a  scene  that  is  already  elicit- 
ing  talk  of  Oscar  nominations  for 
both  men. 

"Young  Charles  was  a  vei7  enig- 
matic personality,  it  seems  to  me." 
Scofield  said.  "He  had  this  extraordi- 
narily meticulous  yet  liberal  upbring- 
ing. .  .  and  yet  obviously  there  lurked 
in  him  some  desire  not  just  to  do 
what  his  father  would  approve  of, 


which  is  to  have  an  academic  career 
as  he  had  had." 

Did  the  issues  raised  by  the  film 
seem  particularly  American? 

"It's  a  dilemma  which  America  had 
first,  but  I  think  it's  pretty  universal 
now,"  he  said.  "We  are  all  inclined  to 
accept  what  we  see  on  TV  as  some 
kind  of  truth,  and  we  mustn't." 

As  he  gets  older,  this  classical  actor 
finds  screen  and  TV  work  more  and 
more  pleasurable  —  and  less  the 
guilty  pleasure,  after  a  fashion,  of  his 
stage-oriented  youth. 

'When  you're  a  young  actor  and 
your  experience  is  almost  totally  with 
theater,  the  adjustment  to  film  is  not 
easy  because  you're  not  quite  sure  of 
what  you're  doing  anyway,"  he  said. 

"Once  you  have  been  a  f>erformer 
for  long  enough,  you  can  exercise 
with  any  medium.  There  was  a  time 
when  it  was  a  bit  'infra  dig'  for  a  the- 
ater actor  to  do  film;  not  any  longer." 

While  some  colleagues  would  use  a 
trip  to  London  for  networking, 
schmoozing  and  the  like,  Scofield  had 
simpler  plans  for  the  remains  of  his 
day. 

"I  must  go  and  get  my  hair  cut,"  he 
said,  "and  then  I  shall  go  home." 


on  traditional  artistic  themes. 
Daniella  Motta  had  an  original  image 
of  a  Madonna  and  Child.  It  almost 
looked  like  a  copy  of  a  Byzantine 
mosaic.  However,  instead  of  bits  of 
colored  glass.  Motta  uses  bits  of  mag- 
azine paper  to  surround  the 
Madonna,  creating  a  modem  effect. 
The  bodies  of  works  were  quite 
diverse;  no  one  else  chose  lo  treat 
this  same  theme. 

Another  example  of  the  diversity  of 
the  exhibit  is  Amy  Corey's  series  of 
three  beach  scenes.  She  chose  to  rep- 
resent a  common  present-day  Riviera 
scene.      topless      women      and 


Speedo-clad  men,  though  she  added 
an  unusual  twist.  Angels  descend 
from  the  sky  above  the  beach  as  the 
people  point  and  stare.  It's  not  easily 
explicable,  but  it  gives  you  something 
about  which  to  think. 

Sam  Simon  had  a  serene  piece 
which  reminded  me  of  a  Puvis  de 
Chavannes  painting.  Among  a  row  of 
Greek  columns,  a  thin,  graceful 
woman  stands  perfectly  still  in  front 


of  a  pool.  This  surreal  night  scene 
evokes  a  sense  of  cool  calmness  and  a 
nostalgia  for  the  Classical  past. 

The  Herter  Art  Gallery  is  open 
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continued  from  page  & 
eration. 

So  what  do  you  do  after  making  a  siring  of  rock  albums 
which  in  turn  make  you  ihc  naiion's  holiest  band'.'  In 
R.E.M  s  case  you  take  a  deiour  into  ihe  world  of  acoustic 
guitare  and  mandolin^.  With  Out  Of  Time  and  Automata 
For  The  People,  the  band  finally  shed  iheir  allemaiive  sta- 
tus, opening  their  music  to  a  more  intricate  blend  of  musi- 
cianship, and  confirming  their 
coming  of  age  in  the  Nineties. 
Oddly  enough,  the  two  albums 
that  would  have  the  widest  ranging 
appeal  ended  up  being  the  two 
quietest  Ihe  band  has  ever  done. 

Stipe  had  opened  his  lyrics  to 
touch  on  a  more  emotional  level, 
putting  more  of  a  sense  of  loss  and 

heartache  into  the  delicate  mix.      

Even  though  Siipc  had  previously 
been  viewed  as  an  eccentric-artist  type,  he  now  began  lo 
personify  the  pain  and  loss  thai  seem  to  accompany 
today's  generation.  A  sort  of  musical  poet,  he  successfully 
captured  day-to-day  emotional  strife.  While  artists  such 
as  Momsscy  and  Eddie  Vcdder  seem  to  revel  in  some  sort 
of  nether-worldly  depression.  Stipe  had  a  way  of  making 
"hurt"  hit  on  a  very  personal  level. 

Even  during  the  era  of  "grunge"  when  music's  motto 
seemed  to  be  stuck  in  a  "louder,  faster"  rut.  R.E.M.  had 
the  ability  to  capitalize  on  an  album  that  had  more  in 
common  with  lames  Taylor  than  any  punk-era  classic. 
The  band  valiantly  proved  that  even  in  the  Nineties  excel- 
lent songwriting  will  still  triumph  over  hype. 


The  band  valiantly 
proved  that  even  in  the 
Nineties  excellent  song- 
writing  will  still  triumph 
over  hype. 


With  Monster.  R.E.M.  has  again  managed  to  keep  their 
fans  guessing.  They  have  made  a  conscious  effort  to  pack 
up  the  mandolins  and  organs  and  return  to  the  world  of 
rock  with  a  vengeance.  In  a  way  the  album  is  almost  a 
regression  for  the  band,  harking  back  lo  the  bare-bones 
style  and  indecipherable  lyrics  of  yesteryear. 

But  this  time  around,  in  true  R.E.M.  fashion,  the  band 
^^^^_____^_  has  abandoned  much  of  ihe  intro- 
spection in  turn  for  the  (gulp)  sex- 
iest album  they  have  ever  done. 
Somehow  it  is  difficult  to  picture 
Stipe,  one  of  the  most  ambiguous 
sexual  rock  stars  in  some  memory, 
taking  on  the  role  of  the  raunchy 
■|oe  rock  star."  He  has  freely  slat- 
ed that  with  Monster  the  band  was 

looking  to  make  a  "loud,  brash 

and  sexy  record."  While  this  is  one 
of  the  few  avenues  that  the  group  has  left  unexplored,  it 
does  seem  the  next  logical  step  in  Stipe's  growing  con- 
quests as  a  first-rate  lyricist. 

Once  again  traveling  through  undiscovered  waters,  the 
boys  have  come  up  with  a  winner.  Monster  may  not 
indeed  rank  wilh  the  best  of  their  works,  the  fact  remains 


that  after  a  decade-plus  of  producing  quality  music  and 
staying  artistically  interesting  they  can  still  pull  off  an 
album  that  leaves  much  of  the  younger  up-and  comer's  in 
the  dust.  This  makes  the  band  musical  heroes  alone.  Also 
keep  in  mind  ihe  group  is  making  their  most  edgy  album 
during  a  time  in  their  career  where  most  artists  are  set- 
tling down  lo  a  fine  life  in  the  land  of  adult  contemporary 
schlock  (i.e.  Sting). 

Akjng  wilh  Neil  Young,  R.E.M.  may  be  one  of  the  few 
artists  who  time  and  time  again  continue  to  push  the 
envelope,  unafraid  of  change  and  public  opinion.  While 
Young  is  now  a  living  relic  held  over  from  the  Sixties  (no 
disrespect  inlended),  R.E.M  has  come  of  age  in  a  time 
period  that  most  young  people  can  relate  to.  They  proved 
that  you  didn't  need  the  flash  and  hype  in  order  to  make  it 
in  the  recording  world,  giving  music  the  "regular  guy  feel" 
il  hopelessly  lost  in  the  Seventies. 

if  Cobain  hadn't  so  selfishly  taken  his  life,  maybe 
Nirvana  too  would  have  taken  up  this  path  toward  genera- 
tional definition.  But  alas.  R.E.M.  stands  alone  (although 
many  would  argue  that  Pearl  jam  is  closely  leering  over 
their  shoulder),  graciously  accepting  a  title  they  might  dis- 
agree with,  but  an  honor  nevertheless. 

It  is  not  too  hard  to  imagine  that  in  the  distant  future 


we  will  look  back  and  view  REM.  with  the  ranks  of  the 
greats  —  a  band  who  was  uncompromising  in  their  ideals 
as  well  as  definitive  in  their  music.  As  we  have  learned 
from  the  past  few  decades,  artistic  integrity  is  something 
that  is  hard  to  come  by.  Even  if  R.E.M  ceases  to  exist 
tomorrow  they  have  earned  their  legacy  —  and  most 
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On  the  road  again 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


THE  MASSACMl'SKTTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Minutemaniac  spots  filled  by  hoop  fans      ■  footbait 


By  Jody  King 

Collegian  Correspondent 


COIUCIAN  ttu 


i,v/vinjir»r^  rill 

The  University  of  Massactiusetts  women's  tennis  team  fell  to  Connecticut 
4-3  yesterday.  The  Minutewomen  (7-2)  play  at  Rhode  Island  this  afternoon. 


Star)ding  in  line  at  .six  in  ihc  morn- 
ing ouisidc  of  the  Curry  Hicks  Cage 
in  the  dead  of  winter  for  Minuteman 
basketball  tickets  just  doesn't  sit  well 
for  some  true  hoop  fans. 

Enter  the  Minutemaniacs,  the 
University  of  Massachusetts'  own  stu- 
dent athletic  booster  club. 

The  club  consists  of  500  University 
of  Massachusetts  student  members, 
and  since  returning  Minutemaniacs 
get  automatic  renewal,  there  were 
only  230  openings  for  members  for 
the  1994-95  season. 

On  Tuesday  night,  during  the 
UMass-Rhode  Island  volleyball  game, 
interested  students  thronged  outside 
the  entrance  to  the  Cage. 

Expecting  close  to  800  applicants 
for  the  230  new  spots.  Mark  Wilson, 
marketing  director  for  the  UMass 
Athletic  Department,  estimated  the 
turnout  at  more  than  1400. 

"The  demand  is  growing  at  an 
unbelievable  rate.  Last  year  we  only 
had  to  tum  down  about  200  people." 
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The  club  was  formed  four  years 
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as  an  ambassador  to  get  other 
University  students  to  support  UMass 
athletics.  The  biggest  goal  of  the 
Minutemaniacs  is  to  get  people 
involved  with  the  athletic  department 
so  that  when  they  leave 
Massachusetts,  they  will  want  to 
remain  involved. 

"Aside  from  the  benefits  that 
Minutemaniacs  receive,  it  is  an  excel- 
lent way  to  get  students  involved  and 
donating  money  to  the  athletic  fund 
now.  Many  of  us  will  continue  to 
donate  money  and  stay  involved  in 
UMass  athletics  when  we  graduate," 
said  two-year  veteran  Minutemaniac 
Doug  Reiss.  "I  think  it  is  the  best 
thing  ever." 

For  a  fee  of  only  $25, 
Minutemaniacs  receive  a  free  T- 
shirt,  a  membership  card  and  The 
Maniac  newsletter  keeping  them  up 
to  date  with  Massachusetts  athletics. 

But  that's  not  all.  The  Maniacs  also 
get  game  receptions  hosted  by  the 
club  at  the  VIP  room  in  the  William 
D.  Mullins  Center  for  both  hockey 


and  basketball  and  a  hosted  tailgaiing 
party  at  a  UMass  home  football  game. 

All  of  these  benefits  for  $25  —  not 
to  mention  the  advance  ticket 
pick-up  of  the  tickets  themselves, 

"I  consider  myself  so  lucky  to  be  a 
Minutemaniac."  said  Carlv  Beauvais, 
one  of  the  lucky  few  on  Wednesday's 
new  member  list.  "I  can  remember 
standing  in  line  for  the  last  game  in 
the  Cage.  I  stood  in  line  from  10 
o'clock  at  night  until  6  o'clock  in  the 
morning,  and  it  could've  been  my 
most  exciting  night  at  UMass. 

"I  totally  learned  of  the  school  spir- 
it surrounding  the  Minutemen.  It  was 
overwhelming,  and  ever  since  then. 
I've  wanted  to  be  a  Minutemaniac." 

Hoping  to  be  picked  in  the  random 
lottery,  eager  students  filled  out 
applications  in  the  lobby  of  the  Cage 
Tuesday  night  and  dropped  them  in 
the  box. 

"I  hope  my  friends  and  I  get  picked 
—  it's  going  to  be  a  long  night  wait- 
ing to  find  out.  I'll  be  gritting  my 
teeth."  said  junior  Trina  Sutera.  "But 
if  we're  not  picked,  we'll  still  wait  in 
line  for  tickets  like  every  other  |oe 
Schmoe." 

That  must  be  the  school  spirit 
Beauvais  was  talking  about. 


continued  from  page  14 

for  the  Canes,  keeping  FSU  off  the 
field.  Coach  Dennis  Erickson  can  out- 
fox Bobby  Bowden  and  beat  him  at 
home,  it  all  comes  down  to  a  Scott 
Bentley  field  goal  attempt  with  sec- 
onds left.  Wide  right  sound  familiar? 

Texas  26,  Oklahoma  21  —  This 
classic  rivalry  should  produce  another 
dandy.  The  Sooner  wishbone  against 
the  speed  of  the  Longhorns. 
Oklahoma  has  long  been  overrated; 
however.  OU  has  re-vitalized  the 
wishbone  the  last  few  weeks.  Texas 
lost  a  heartbreaker  to  Colorado  last 
week  (the  Buffs  are  making  that  a 
habit).  If  gutsy  Texas  QB  Shea 
Morenz  is  as  recovered  from  a 
strained  knee  as  he  says  he  is.  the 
Longhorns  roll. 

Anthony  Guido  is  a  Collegian 
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Sports 


Minutewomen  tie  Syracuse  in  OT 


By  Matt  Vaulour 

Collogion  Stoff 


The  Mas^a^.hu^clls  licld  hockcx 
learn  registered  iis  third  tie  in  the  last 
three  week>  with  a  1-1  draw  in  duu 
ble  uverlinie  again>t  the  Syracuse 
Oranpewomen  at  Tot  man  Field  yes- 
terday. 

The  unranked  Orangewomen 
looked  like  they  might  pull  off  an 
upset,  as  they  led  1-0  with  just  over 
five  minutes  remaining  in  the  contest 
Facing  a  ptiientially  damaging  upset, 
Danielle  Borges  stepped  up. 

The  senior  co-captain  moved 
around  Syracuse  defenders  and 
slipped  a  pass  to  a  wide  of>en  Streya 
Volia.  who  drove  it  home  to  force  the 
extra  period.  The  goal  was  the  first  of 
Voile's  career. 

The  game  started  out  in  a  haunt- 
ingly  familiar  way  for  the 
Minutewomen.  Playing  against  a  less 
talented  opponent,  the  Minutewomen 
came  out  flat.  With  nothing  to  lose, 
Syracuse  came  out  fired  up  and  took 
control  of  the  play. 

"We  put  ourselves  under  the  ham- 
mer all  the  time,"  said  UMass  goalie 
Hilary  Rose.  "We  don't  play  well  in 
the  first  half.  When  things  don't  go 
well  right  away,  we  back  off.  Then 
we  have  five  minutes  of  madness, 
and  that's  when  they  score," 

That  madness  came  about  halfway 
through  the  first  half.  With  16:48 
remaining,  lulie  Williamson  flipped  a 
shot  from  in  the 
crease  that  sailed  over 
the  head  of  Rose  to 
give  Syracuse  a  sur- 
prising 1-0  lead. 

"If  we  played  the  first  half  we 
probably  would  have  won."  said 
UMass  Coach  Megan  Donnelly.  "We 
just  did  not  play  the  first  half.  That's 
been  our  problem  all  year.  I'm  going 
to  start  telling  them  to  play  like  we're 
down  I-O," 

"That  was  the  first  time  I  ever 
scored  on  a  shot  like  that.'  said 


Williams  out  for  three  games 

Minuteman  fails  tu  meet  team  standards 


By  Matt  Vautour 

Collegion  Staff 


NATHAN  MARTiN  ,  COUtClAN 

Junior  Streya  Volla  (pictured)  scored  the  only  goal  for  the  Minutewomen  as  the  University  of  MassachusetU 
field  hockey  team  tied  Syracuse,  1  -1 . 


UMass 
Syracuse 


Williamson,  who  practices  the  shot 
regularly. 

"It  was  a  very  well-shot  goal  on 
the  stick  flick."  Rose  said.  "There 
was  nothing  I  could  do." 

Down  1-0  at  halftime.  Donnelly 
berated  her  team  for 
their  lack  of  intensity. 
Something  in  what 
she  said  was  effective 
as  a  very 

different-looking  UMass  team  came 
out  for  the  second  half.  They  domi- 
nated the  play,  keeping  the  ball  in 
the  Syracuse  end  for  the  majority  of 
the  half.  They  had  several  opjxjrtuni- 
ties  but  could  not  capitalize  until 
Volla's  goal. 

"A  lot  of  scoring  is  confidence," 
Donnelly  said.  "We're  beating  the 


defenders,  but  goal  scoring  is  just 
being  confident  that  your  going  to 
score," 

UMass  continued  to  dominate  the 
play  during  overtime,  with  several 
scoring  opportunities.  They  appeared 
to  have  the  game  won  five  minutes 
into  sudden  death  when  SU  goalie 
Chcri  Herr  was  caught  out  of  posi- 
tion, but  Kerry  Metelski's  shot  hit  the 
post. 

UMass  got  a  scare  midway  through 
the  first  overtime,  when  Rose  went 
down  after  being  hit  in  the  left  knee 
with  a  shot.  Despite  her  obvious 
pain,  Rose  finished  the  game. 

"I'm  feeling  pretty  beaten  up  right 
now."  said  Rose,  who  limped  off  the 
field  following  the  game.  "I  think  its 
just  going  to  be  a  bruise  with  a  little 


bit  of  swelling  for  the  time  being," 

'Hilary  has  exactly  the  kind  of  guts 
and  intensity  that  the  team  needs." 
said  Donnelly,  "I  think  everyone 
should  look  at  what  she  did  today 
and  take  a  lesson  from  it." 

The  midfield  turned  in  one  of  their 
best  performances  of  the  season  yes- 
terday afternoon,  as  Kyle 
Rothenberger.  Colleen  Duffy,  and 
freshman  Courtney  MacLcan  turned 
in  strong  games. 

"Kyle  played  great.  She  just  played 
great  for  100  minutes.'  Donnelly 
said. 

The  Minutewomen  return  to 
action  this  weekend  as  they  face  off 
against  the  No,  1-ranked  North 
Carolina  Tar  Heels  Sunday  at 
Westfield  State. 


The  University  of  Massachusetts 
men's  basketball  team  will  be 
without  starting  shooting  guard 
Mike  Williams  when  it  opens  the 
1994-95  season. 

Coach  |ohn  Calipari  announced 
that  Williams  will  be  suspended 
for  the  first  three  games  of  the 
season  due  to  academic  prob- 
lems. Calipari  emphasized  the 
fact  that       ___^^^ 

Williams  is  not 
academically 
ineligible  by 
NCAA  guide- 
lines but  by 
team  standards. 

"Let  me 

emphasize  that 


Williams  has  been  a  key  player 
in  the  Minutemen's  success  in 
recent  years.  The  6-foot  1-inch 
senior  was  the  Most  Valuable 
Player  of  the  1994  Atlantic-10 
Conference  Tournament.  He  was 
second  on  the  team  in  scoring 
with  14,6  points  per  game  and 
assists  with  89, 

Most  of  Williams'  reputation, 

however,  has  come  on  his  ability 

to  hit  clutch  shots,  Williams  had 

game-winning  shots  in  both  regu- 

^^^^^^^^       lar  season  victo- 


It  got  to  me.  I 
put  basketball  first 
and  it  was  hard  to 
balance  it. " 


Mike  is  not  academically  ineligible 
by  NCAA  or  institutional  guide- 
lines." Calipari  said. 

"But  the  standards  we  have  for 
the  team  are  higher  than  those 
required  by  the  school  and  the 
NCAA,  and  it  is  important  for  the 
players  in  our  program  to  under- 
stand that," 

The  included  games  are  the 
Nov.  9  and  17  exhibitions  against 
Marathon  Oil  and  the  Turkey 
junior  National  Team,  and  more 
significantly  the  matchup  with 
defending  national  champion 
Arkansas  in  the  1994  Tipoff 
Classic. 

"We  had  a  good  team  last  year 
and  we  were  expecting  to  well  in 
the  NCAA  Tournament."  Williams 
said  in  an  interview  with  the 
Hartford  Couranl. 

"It  got  to  me.  I  put  basketball 
first  and  it  was  hard  to  balance  it.  I 
know  I  can  handle  it,  I  just  have  to 
try  harder." 


ries  over  Temple, 
and  hit  key  shots 
in  the  overtime 
upset  of  No.  1 
North  Carolina 
in  last  year's  pre- 
season NIT. 
"^^^^"~~"  Despite     his 

impressive  play  on  the  court,  this 
is  not  Williams'  first  off-the-court 
problem, 

Williams  was  benched  against 
Central  Connecticut  State  and  did 
not  start  against  Holy  Cross  for 
missing  a  day  of  practice  last  sea- 
son while  he  was  catching  up  on 
school  work. 

In  the  final  regular  season  game 
of  the  year  against  Duquesne, 
Williams  was  involved  in  an  alter- 
cation with  UMass  Assistant 
Coach  Bill  Bayno.  No  action  was 
taken  for  the  incident. 

Williams'  suspension  will  mean 
more  playing  time  for  a  the  rest  of 
the  UMass  backcourt.  Senior 
Derek  Kellogg  could  see  time  at 
shooting  guard,  as  well  as  at  the 
pwint. 

Sophomores  Edgar  Padilla  and 
Carmelo  Travieso  could  see  more 
minutes  and  freshman  Andre 
Burks  might  also  get  additional 
playing  time  early  in  the  season. 


Anthony 
Guido 

on  College  Football 


Powerhouses  look  for 
revenge  this  weekend 

Revenge  will  be  the  order  of  the  day  come 
Saturday  in  the  world  of  college  football. 

Noire  Dame  and  Miami,  two  of  the  most  storied 
football  universities,  both  are  looking  to  avenge  last 
season's  shocking  losses. 

Everybody  remember*  (with  joy)  the  last-«econd 
field  goal  by  Boston  College's  David  Gordon  to  upset 
the  Irish  in  South  Bend,  Neither  team  is  nearly  the 
same,  or  as  good,  but  BC  had  better  show  a  lot  more 
than  they  have  so  far  this  season. 

On  their  way  to  a  national  championship  seascm, 
Florida  State  dismantled  Miami,  its  longtime  neme- 
sis. After  playing  second  fiddle  to  the  'Canes  for 
years,  the  Seminoles  finally  ruled  the  slate  of  Florida 
and  the  nation.  FSU's  wnnning  wasn't  the  shocker, 
but  the  ease  of  victory  was.  This  year  the  battle  is  in 
the  Orange  Bowl. 

You  have  to  feel  for  Tommic  Frazier.  The  star 

quarterback  for  Nebraska  has  been  discovered  to 

have  a  second  blood  clot  behind  his  right  knee. 

Frazier  spent  most  of  last  week  in  the  hospital  and  it 

was  thought  that  he 

was  recovered. 

This  recent  develop- 
ment will  most  likely 
keep  Frazier  out  of 
action  for  the  rest  of  the 
year.  Not  only  does  this 
damage  Nebraska's  title  hopes  and  his  Heisman 
chances,  but  this  is  a  problem  vrithout  a  cause  or  a 
treatment.  The  blood  thinners  he  has  been  taking 
haven't  worked  and  can  cause  internal  bleeding:  no 
game  or  award  is  worth  the  risk  of  getting  hit  and 
chancing  things  further. 

Injuries  have  just  crippled  college  football's  stars 
this  year,  from  wideout  |.|,  Stokes  to  rurmer  Tyrone 
Wheatley.  Now  it's  Frazier  and  Ki-|ana  Carter  (dis- 
located right  thumb). 

Why  is  ESPN's  Thursday  night  game  always  a  ter- 
rible match-up?  We've  seen  Army-Duke, 
Auburn-Kentucky  and  now  Kansas-Kansas  State. 
KSU  is  somehow  ranked  at  No,  19  and  tonight 
sports  fatu  can  watch  them  in  a  great  ir>-4tate  rivalry 
if  you're  playing  basketball,  but  r>ot  on  the  gridiron. 
The  Thursday  night  game  of  the  week  could  domi- 
nate the  ratings  right  now  but  you  have  to  be  really 
bored  to  watch  some  of  these  games. 

Speaking  of  ESPN  one  more  round  of  congratula- 
tions has  to  go  out  to  Massachusetts  running  back 
Rene  Ingoglia  (515  yards  rushing).  You'd  thitOc  the 
premier  sports  network  would  focus  on  his  stats  and 
standout  talent,  not  his  name  (which  they  couldn't 
even  pronounce  right).  Unfortunately  for  Rene, 
Colorado's  Rashcen  Salaam  piled  up  '517.  catching 
SponsCenler's  top  billing  in  its  college  football  stars 
of  the  weekend  segment. 

On  to  the  matter  of  picking  three  big  contests  for 
the  upcoming  weekend:  The  season  tally  (2-4)  is 
woeful,  as  my  ability  to  predict  games  is  on  par  with 
Dan  Henning's  coaching  abilities. 

Noire  Dame  27,  Boston  College  6  —  "It  would  be 
immoral  for  a  cc>ach  from  a  Catholic  school  to  talk 
about  revenge.*  U>u  Holtz  said.  Come  on.  Lou.  you 
have  been  dying  for  a  rematch  all  season  and  will 
stop  at  nothing  to  run  the  score  up. 

BC  has  no  quarterback  and  will  not  be  able  to  run 
the  ball  on  offense.  The  Irish  defense  will  win  the 
game;  it  had  better  with  the  starting  backfield  out 
due  to  injuries.  Both  Lee  Becton  and  Ray  Zellars  will 
sit  out,  so  look  for  Holtz  to  unleash  QB  Ron  Powlus 
a  little  more  A  three-touchdown,  500-yard  day  is  in 
the  cards  for  young  Powlus. 

Miami  29,  Florida  Slau  27  —  Could  be  the  best 
game  of  the  season  to  date.  It  seems  impossible  for 
the  Hurricanes  to  lose  twice  in  the  same  season  at 
home.  Both  squads'  usual  stellar  defenses  have 
shown  some  holes  (his  year. 
If  erratic  QB  Frank  Costa  plays  a  composed  game 

Tum  to  KX>mMi,  page  12 


Javier  Gonzalez  emerging  from  Engin's  shadow 


By  Jorma  Konsanen 

Collegian  Staff 


In  the  game  of  water  polo,  the  aspect  that  stands  head 
and  shoulders  above  anything  else  is  the  team  concept. 
Individuality  is  left  aside  as  the  squad's  goals  for  a  suc- 
cessful, winning  season  emphasize  and  incorporate  team 
defensive  and  oliensive  strategies. 

But  once  in  a  while  a  certain  person  arrives  on  the 
scene  that  has  an  effect  that  can  not  be  denied.  Someone 
who.  by  their  natural  skill  for  the  game,  casts  a  presence 
that  enshrouds  all  phases  of  the  game. 

The  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  water  polo  team 
has  a  player  that  fits  that  description  in  senior  co-captain 
lavier  Gonzalez.  Leading  the  team  in  points  scored  (76) 
and  assists  (28)  in  47  quarters  played  this  season, 
Gonzalez  has  begun  to  emerge  from  the  shadow  of  last 
year's  All-  American  and  this  year's  assistant  coach, 
Tasan  Engin. 

Swimming  competitively  since  the  age  of  six,  the  native 
of  Rio  Picdras.  Puerto  Rico,  began  his  first  club  water 
polo  team  with  his  local  friends  at  the  age  of  10. 

By  his  senior  year  in  high  school,  the  last  thing  on  his 
mind  was  attending  a  university,  never  mind  in  the  cold 
Northeast. 

But  with  the  advice  of  a  friend  who  went  to  UMass  and 
a  talk  with  a  visiting  swimming  team  coach  named  Russ 
Yarwonh.  he  chose  the  intimate  confines  of  the  Pioneer 
Valley  to  further  his  education. 

Four  years  and  the  number  one  position  on  the  all-time 
UMass  scoring  list  with  500  points  (up  to  last  weekend's 
action)  later,  Gonzalez  has  cast  a  unique,  distinctive 


impression.  Even  with  the  apparent  strangeness  that  comes 
with  adapting  to  new  surroundings,  he  has  adjusted  well. 

"When  you  play  water  polo,  it  all  depends  where  you 
play."  Gonzalez  said.  "For  example,  when  I  played  in 
Puerto  Rico,  for  clubs  and  the  national  team,  there  was  a 
lot  of  good  scorers  and  we  could  compliment  each  other." 

"Here,  I  need  to  score  more  than  back  home,  because 
its  just  my  role  on  the  team.  Especially  with  |uan  CaHos 


"His  talent  is  that  he  is  very  cre- 
ative and  very  experienced.  With  that 
creativity  he  makes  all  the  other 
players  around  him  better, "  said 
Yarworth. 


(Limardo),  Luis  (Limardo)  and  Adolfo  (Olicte)." 

As  the  season  has  gone  on,  and  the  attention  he  cre- 
ates has  doubled,  other  opportunities  for  production 
have  steadily  arisen.  Now  that  teams  know  his  scoring 
touch,  double  teams  from  opposing  defenses  have  given 
Gonzalez  a  chance  to  open  up  and  start  to  deal  the  ball 
off,  A  new  role  on  the  team  is  no  problem  for  the 
co-captain, 

"Now  I  got  the  role  of  passing  the  ball  to  teammates 
when  they  are  open,"  said  Gonzalez.  "Pretty  much,  I'll 
drive  the  hole  and  Luis  (Limardo)  will  pass  the  ball  to  me 
Because  a  lot  of  times  the  defense  will  switch  over,  I'll  get 
the  ball  back  to  him  with  a  cross-pass  for  the  scoring 


opportunity. 

All  this  extra  attention  has  not  missed  the  astute  eye  of 
Yarworth.  Like  the  examples  of  Larry  Bird  and  Michael 
Jordan  in  basketball,  the  coach  said  he  sees  the  special 
effect  that  a  player  of  his  caliber  can  produce.  Now  only  if 
he  can  channel  it  in  the  right  direction. 

"His  talent  is  that  he  is  very  creative  and  very  experi- 
enced. With  that  creativity  he  makes  all  the  other  players 
around  him  better,"  said  Yarworth.  "He  is  a  little  bit  gun 
happy,  but  you  can't  take  the  shot  away  from  the  shooter," 

At  the  beginning  of  the  season.  Gonzalez  was  in  the  top 
five  all-time  in  eight  different  water  polo  categories.  He 
has  achieved  rare  status  in  being  in  the  top  five  in  goals, 
attempts,  shooting  percentage,  points,  steals,  penalty  shots 
and  ejections  drawn,  and  blocks. 

Combined  with  being  in  the  past  a  member  of  the 
Puerto  Rican  junior  national  team,  a  teammate  on  five 
Puerto  Rican  championship  teams  in  swimming  and  water 
polo,  and  future  aspirations  for  the  Pan-Am  Games  (aixl 
hopefully  the  Olympics),  Gonzalez  has  set  a  precedent 
that  forever  will  be  shown  in  the  Minuteman  record 
books. 

But  that  has  still  not  gone  too  far  to  his  head. 
Confidence  is  one  aspect,  and  a  commitment  to  the  wel- 
fare of  the  team's  progress  with  co-captain  Adolfo  Oliete 
is  a  larger,  and  more  important,  one. 

"We've  been  improving  a  little  bit  each  game,  each 
week,  trying  a  couple  of  different  things  on  defense  to  see 
which  one  will  be  the  best  at  the  end  of  the  year," 
Gonzalez  said.  "We  lost  T  (Tasan  Engin)  from  last  year. 
So.  once  we  gel  that  hole  filled  and  find  that  right  person, 
we'll  be  fine," 


Offensive  line  providing  holes  for  Minuteman  backfield 


By  Andrew  Bryce 

Collegion  Stoff 


Credit  is  given  where  credit  is  due  —  except,  of 
course,  for  the  offensive  line  of  a  football  team. 

The  running  backs  rack  up  yardage  on  the  ground,  and 
quarterbacks  throw  for  big-play  touchdowns.  The  defen- 
sive fronts  record  the  sacks,  and  the  defensive  backs  pick 
off  the  passes.  Statistics  pile  up  and  accolades  are  given. 

As  for  the  offensive  line,  there  are  no  basic  individual 
statistics  that  can  rate  performances.  No  spotlight  to 
shine,  no  glory  to  bask  in. 

And  that  suits  the  University  of  Massachusetts  offen- 
sive line  just  fine.  They  rate  themselves  not  on  their  indi- 
vidual effort,  but  on  their  teammates'  outputs.  Keeping 
QB  Andrew  McNeilly  protected.  Providing  the  holes  for 
running  backs  Rene  Ingoglia.  Frank  Alessio  and  Ron 
Brockington,  among  others. 

"The  individual  honors  come  as  a  a'sult  of  team  suc- 
cess." said  Coach  Mike  Hodges.  "And  the  offensive  line 
is  a  perfect  example." 

'lust  to  see  Rene  and  Frank  and  Brock  running,  that's 
enough  right  there,"  said  left  tackle  Dan  Markowski. 
"knowing  they  have  the  ability  to  find  the  holes.  They 
make  us  look  gcK>d.  If  it  wasn't  for  them,  we  wouldn't 
kwk  so  good  either." 

The  running  backs  have  done  their  share  to  make  the 
Minutemen  look  good.  Ingoglia  has  outgaincd  all  four 
opponents  on  the  ground  the  last  four  weeks  by  himself 
I  including  a  Massachusetts  and  Yankee  Conference  record 
515  yards  last  weekend  against  Rhode  Island)  in  rushing 
for  765  yards  The  tailback  Alessio  has  amassed  294  yards 
on  the  ground,  giving  the  Minutemen  1 ,225  rushing  yards. 

And  they  have  done  it  behind  guys  like  Markowski, 
lefi  guard  Mark  Zych,  center  Mark  Shalala,  right  guard 
Ttxld  Tinker  and  right  tackle  loc  Sabella 

Last  year  saw  three  All  Yankee  Conference  offensive 
linemen  graduate  in  All-Amcrican  OG  Bill  Durkin,  C 
Andy  LeBlanc  and  OG  Phil  Hallard.  An  experienced 
chunk  was  taken  out  of  the  offense,  one  that  caused 
some  concern  at  the  beginning  of  training  camp. 

But  now.  three  wins  into  the  first  four  games  this  sea- 
son, including  a  2-0  YanCon  record  thus  far.  the  line  has 
improved  since  the  first  snap  of  the  fall  scrimmage, 

"They  have  progressed  tremendously."  said  Coach 
Mike  Hodges,  "They  have  come  long,  long  ways  since  the 
first  scrimmage  After  last  week's  game  jagainst  Rhode 
Island |.  they  are  starting  to  kK>k  like  guys  from  last  year. 


And  that's  a  compliment." 

Hodges  sees  the  comparison  with  last  year's  graduated 
crop  as  a  motivational  tool. 

'During  pre-season,  everyone  was  asking  about  the 
three  graduated  seniors,  comparing  them  to  this  year's 
line.  I  think  they  arc  using  it  as  a  means  for  motivation 
—  and  it's  worked.  So  far.  they  are  out-producing  last 
year's  group."  Hodges  said. 

As  far  as  the  running  game  is  concerned,  this  year's 
Massachusetts  team  has  averaged  505.75  yards  per  game 
on  the  ground,  while  at  the  same  point  last  year,  the 


Minutemen  averaged  276.5.  Production,  indeed. 

As  for  the  offensive  line,  there  is  noticeable  unity 
between  them.  Besides  getting  down  and  dirty,  blocking 
opposing  defensive  lines,  they  all  have  a  fun  time  with 
each  other.  "I  like  to  think  we're  all  like  a  bunch  of 
brothers,  I'm  the  older  brother,  and  they're  all  my  young, 
fat  brothers,"  said  Sabella. 

"I  like  to  think  of  him  as  a  big  fat  Santa  Claus,"  coun- 
tered Shalala. 

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NATHAM  MWTIN  I  COlllCMN 

OG  Mark  Zych  [71]  and  OT  Dan  Markowski  [79]  help  to  form  the  strong  offensive  line  of  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  football  team. 


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Minutemen  to 
face  UNH 

Yankee  Conference  Detenjive  Pljyer 
ot  the  Week  |ustin  Reimer  (pictured) 
and  the  UMass  football  team  travel  to 
UNH  tomorrow  (See  Sports,  page  8). 

Rappin'  about 
campus  issues 

Want  to  hrar  what  your  fellow  stu- 
dents have  to  say?  Check  out  our 
new  feature,  "Campus  Rap"  (See 
page  i) 


Matthews  band 
to  rock  Pearl  St. 

1hc  Davo  Matthews  band  brings  its 
eclectic  brand  of  ruck  and  lunk  to 
Pearl  Street  on  Tuesday.  Oct.  II 
(Sec  Arts  and  Living,  page  5). 


Weekend  Forecast 

Today  should  be  sunny  and  unsea- 
sonably warm  with  the  highs  near  70, 
Clear  overnight,  remaining  sunny  and 
warm  throughout  the  weekend,  highs 
in  the  low  70s. 


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The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  19 


New  Englond's  Largest  College  Doily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Daily  Since  1967 


Friday,  October  7,  1994 


Students  walk  to  raise  money 
for  cancer  research,  treatment 


By  Jessica  Tovema 

Collegian  Staff 


Walking  at  an  average  speed  of  eight  miles  an  hour,  a 
team  of  University  of  Massachusetts  students  will  lake 
part  in  the  fourth  annual  Boston  Marathon  limniy  Fund 
Walk  on  Sunday.  There  is  an  expected  turnout  of  51)00 
people. 

The  marathon  is  held  along  the  route  of  the  actual 
Boston  Marathon,  and  all  the  money  raised  goes  to  the 
Dana-Farber  Cancer  Institute  for  research  and  treatment. 

"It'll  probably  open  their  eyes  to  how  many  people  this 
affects  and  they'll  be  able  to  see  real  patients,"  Dave 
Fontaine,  a  UMass  student  whose  cancer  is  presently  in 
remission,  said.  Fontaine  took  this  semester  off  so  he 
could  work  with  the  jimmy  Fund  in  Boston. 

Bonnie  Hanson,  a  Resident  Assistant  at  UMass  and 
close  friend  of  Fontaine's,  is  the  captain  of  the  UMass 
team.  She  got  a  late  start  at  organizing  the  team,  but  has  a 
good  ten  to  1 5  people  ready  to  put  on  their  walking  shoes, 
she  said. 

"It's  probably  going  to  be  tough,  but  it's  not  supposed 
to  be  pleasant."  Shulamit  Gershenson.  a  UMass  senior 
management  major,  said.  "Anything  to  show  my  support." 

There  are  two  different  options  for  walkers:  one  follows 
a  26.2  mile  route  from  Hopkington  to  Boston,  and  the 
other  picks  up  the  same  route  in  Wcllesley  and  only  runs 
for  1 5  miles. 

It  costs  $10  to  participate  in  the  walk,  and  $100  worth 
of  sponsored  funds.  Hanson  said.  The  goal  for  the  1994 
walk  is  $1.5  million.  Many  students  are  doing  their  part 


by  donating  and  raising  funds,  Hanson  said. 

Most  of  the  participants  on  the  UMass  team  found  out 
about  the  event  through  a  talk  Fontaine  gave  in  Albey 
Reiner's  "Microbiology  of  Cancer  and  Aids"  class  last 
week.  Hanson  said. 

"We  had  a  sign-up  sheet  at  the  end  of  the  class,  and  bO 
people  said  they  were  interested  in  getting  involved." 
Hanson  said. 

They  received  $40  worth  of  donations  from  the  class, 
Hanson  said.  Donations  ranged  from  57  cents  and  some 
pocket  lint  to  checks  for  $1 5. 

"He  seemed  like  a  nice  guy.  and  he's  obviously  going 
through  some  hard  limes.  We  figured  we'd  gel  together 
and  help  him  oul,"  Mark  Galloway,  president  of  the  Phi 
Kappa  Sigma  fraternity,  said.  He  and  his  fraternity  are 
contributing  funds  to  the  cause. 

Hanson  will  lead  the  group  starting  in  Hopkington  at  7 
a.m.,  and  Vicky  Vitalc.  a  UMass  sophomore  psychology 
major,  will  lead  the  group  opting  for  the  "half-marathon" 
route  that  will  start  at  1 1  a.m. 

Vitale  and  her  fiance  will  be  walking  the  half-marathon 
because  they  are  both  suffering  from  sprained  backs,  and 
she  from  a  few  extra  broken  ribs,  as  a  result  of  a  car  acci 
dent  last  spring.  Vitale  said. 

Vitale  believes  she  owes  it  to  Fontaine  because  hi> 
speech  incited  her  to  redirect  her  career  goals  toward 
counseling  of  cancer  patients,  she  said. 

"It's  really  weird.  I  was  never  really  sure  of  what  I 
wanted  to  do."  Vitale  said.  "He  inspired  my  whole  life." 

If  you're  interested  in  participating  in  the  walk,  donat- 
ing or  raising  funds,  contact  Bonnie  Hanson  at  546-3 107. 


Chaaa-ching 


UiaMMMNWKK  I  (OUK.IAN 


University  of  Massachusetts  students  have  been  lining  up  all  week  at  the  Bursar's  Office  in  Whitmore 
Administration  Building,  awaiting  the  chance  to  show  identification  and  pick  up  a  $53  rebate  check. 


Senate  demands  for 
removal  of  troops 
as  soon  as  possible 


By  Jim  Abrams 

Associated  Press 


WASHINGTON  —  The  Senate 
told  President  Clinton  Thursday  it 
wants  a  statement  from  him  within 
seven  days  on  the  national  security 
objectives  of  U.S.  troops  in  Haiti  and 
called  for  their  withdrawal  "as  soon 
as  possible." 

The  91-8  vote  on  the  Senate  reso- 
lution came  after  weeks  of  partisan 
bickering  over  the  administration's 
Haiti  policy  with  Republicans  criti 
cizing  the  operation  the  most. 

In  Norfolk,  Va..  Clinton  told 
troops  just  back  from  the  Caribbean 
that  things  were  going  well.  The 
Pentagon  said  Defense  Secretary 
William  Perry  would  visit  Haiti  and 
the  refugee  camp  at  Guantanamo 
Bay.  Cuba,  on  Saturday. 

The  Senate  resolution,  worked  oul 
by  Senate  IX-mocratic  Leader  George 
Mitchell  of  Maine  and  Republican 
Leader  Bob  Dole  of  Kansas,  spccifi 
cally  avoids  setting  a  date  for  the 
withdrawal  of  U.S.  troops  in  Haiti. 

It  admonishes  Clinton  for  not  seek- 
ing support  of  Congress  before  scrwl- 
ing  them  there,  but  praises  him  for 
lifting  U.S.  economic  sanctions 
against  Haiti  and  working  to  lift  UN 
sanctions.  Voting  against  the  resolu- 
tion were  Sens  Max  Baucus.  D- 
Mont  .  Barbara  Boxer.  DCalif.. 
Robert  Bvrd.  D  W.Va.,  Russell 
Feing'jld.  D  Wis..  Mark  Hatfield.  R 
Ore..  Larry  Pressler.  R-S.D  .  Bill 
Bradley,  D  N.j  .  and  Malcolm 
Wallop.  R-Wyo  Sen.  Ted  Stevens.  R 
Alaska,  did  not  vote. 

Debate  was  expected  to  go  late 
into  the  night  on  similar  resolutions 
pending  in  the  House.  A  Dcmocralic- 
backtd  measure  calls  for  pulling  the 
troops  oul  by  March  I  unless 
Congress  votes  next  February  to  let 
them  stay 

House  Republicans  were  offering 
their  owti  version  calling  on  Clinton 
to  immediately  commence  an  orderly 
withdrawal.  If  all  US  troops  arc  not 
withdrawn  by  Ian  3.  the  resolution 
says  Congress  should  vote  on  requir- 
ing Clinton  to  remove  them  within 
30  days  In  addition  to  seeking  a 
statement  from  Clinton  on  the 
national  security  objectives  of  the 
Haiti  mission,  the  Senate  said  it 
wants  detailed  reports  on  it  on  a  con 
linuing  basis  until  ii  is  over.  It  also 
directs  the  secretary  of  state  to  report 
by  Ian.  I  on  human  rights  violations 
by  both  the  Aristidc  government  and 
the  military-led  regime  that  over- 
threw him  in  1991 

'Let's  face  it  this  thing  has 
worked."  Mitchell  said  before  the 
vote.  "Not  a  single  American  has 
been  killed  and  we  arc  going  to  have 
■  democratic  government  restored." 

But  Sen  lohn  McCain,  R-Ariz., 
said  returning  soldiers  may  not 
receive  a  heroes'  homecoming 
because  "a  majority  of  people  do  not 
believe  our  vital  national  security 
interests  arc  threatened  in  Haiti." 

"American  troops  should  not  be 
used  on  missions  that  cannot  be 
achieved  in  places  where  America 
has  no  vital  interests."  added  Dole. 


Survivors  meet  to  share 
their  stories  decades  later 


By  Laura  Schmidt 

Coliegion  Correspondent 


The  Holocaust. 

This  historical  event  occurred 
nearly  a  half  a  century  ago,  and  in 
present  day  society,  people  are 
still  affected  by  its  powerful  out 
come. 

"It's  been  fifty  years  after  the 
Holocaust,  and  there  are  still  a 
large  number  of  survivors  who 
would  like  to  be  noticed  and  vali- 
dated." says  Dr.  Eva  Metzger 
Brown,  a  psychologist. 

Brown,  who  is  a  child  of 
Holocaust  survivors,  is  inviting 
other  students  and  other  children 
or  grandchildren  of  survivors,  lo 
attend  her  general  meeting  in 
which  people  share  stories  and 
explore  possibilities  that  could 
eventually  lead  to  monthly 
self-help  groups  or  weekly  groups 
facilitated  by  Brown. 

These  groups  were  originally 
started  because  Brown  said  she 
fell  people  who  were  affected  by 
the  Hok)caust  needed  to  ventilate 
feelings  in  order  lu  start  the  heal- 
ing process. 


Brown  said  it  is  necessary  to 
"heal  the  trauma  so  it  won't  be 
transmitted  again." 

The  ultimate  goal  of  the  meet- 
ings is  "always  to  create  dialogue, 
to  teach  and  to  heal." 

These  meetings  arc  an  opportu 
nity  to  "allow  participants  to  con- 
nect and  meet  each  other."  Brown 
said  the  general  feeling  in  the 
meetings  are  that  "participants 
enjoy  being  able  lo  talk  with  other 
Holocaust  survivors,  after  some- 
times being  hesitant  at  first." 

"People  are  always  happy  I  hey 
connected  and  talked."  said 
Brown. 

Brown  told  a  story  ol  a  partici 
punt's  father  who  was  in  ihc 
Polish  Underground.  Once  his 
father  emerged,  there  was  hardly 
any  survivors.  Most  had  died  in 
the  war. 

Because  the  situation  involved 
his  father,  and  not  himself.  Brown 
said  the  participant  did  not  believe 
he  was  a  survivor. 

According  to  Brown,  alter  talk 
ing  with  this  man.  he  evtnlually 

Turn  to  HOIOCAUST  poge  3 


Great  Chicago  Fire  remembered 

Fire  Prevention  Week  highlights  awareness  and  prevention 


By  Henry  Brier 

Collegian  Stoff 


Fire  Prevention  Week  begins  Sunday.  Oct  9.  and  ends 
Oct  15.  said  Officer  David  |.  Bcaudin  from  the  University 
of  Massachusetts  Division  of  Environmental  Health  and 
Safely,  spearheading  the  effort  lo  inform  the  campus  com- 
munity regarding  fire  hazards. 

It  is  a  nationwide  effort  to  increase  awareness,  com 
memorating  the  anniversary  of  the  Grcal  Chicago  lire  of 
1871,  in  which  300  people  died,  22,000  were  left  home- 
less, and  damage  to  property  was  estimated  at  $200  mil- 
lion, according  to  World  Book  Encyclopedia. 

According  to  legend,  and  the  World  Book,  a  cow  kicked 
over  a  lighted  lantern  in  southern  Chicago,  and  winds 
fanned  the  flames  north  and  east,  jumping  nvcr  rivers  and 
leaving  trails  of  destruction. 

Officer  Bcaudin  spoke  of  the  events  lo  ottur  on  cam 
pus.  including  training  for  all  Residence  Directors  and 
Assistants  in  their  respective  dormitories,  information 
tables  for  the  hall  residents  and  tables  with  brochures  and 
videotapes  set  up  each  day  on  the  Campus  (enter 
Concourse. 

"It's  an  opportunity  to  talk  lo  residents  and  involve  stu 
dents  in  ihc  halls,"  said  Beaudin.  "Students  are  receptive 
and  have  questions." 

Officer  Beaudin  commented  that,  in  the  past.  (K-upIc 
have  many  questions,  a  lot  of  which  circle  around 
Backdrafi  and  Tuwfnng  Infernu.  two  movies  about  light 
ing  fires 

The  cunipus  dilmlics  are  not  only  sponsorcil  by 
Environmental  llcallh  and  Safety,  but  also  Dining 


Services  and  The  University  Store,  two  auxiliary  services, 
said  Beaudin. 

"They  have  been  very  supportive  of  us  and  our  ellorts". 
said  Beaudin. 

Brochures  on  the  concourse  tables  will  concern  the  cor- 
rect usage  of  a  fire  extinguisher,  the  effectiveness  of  prop- 
erly functioning  smoke  alarms,  electrical  fire  salcty.  and 
fire  safety  for  ihe  disabled,  lo  name  a  few 

"Forty  to  fifty  percent  are  dysfunctional,"  said  Beaudin. 
referring  to  smoke  detectorTi.  "The  batteries  arc  dead,  or 
they're  taken  out  of  place  when  cooking.  Remote  control 
batteries  are  replaced  ihc  next  day,  but  detectors  save 
lives." 

Fire  safely  stickers  will  be  available  for  children,  said 
Beaudin,  and  firefighters  in  regalia  will  visit  campus  day- 
care centers,  an  effort  to  familiarize  children  with  the 
dressed  individuals  who  just  may  have  to  save  their  lilc 
(.  oloring  books  and  plastic  fire  helmets  will  be  handed 
out,  efforts  to  orient  children's  attention  towards  fire  safe 

'y 

Also  appearing  on  concourse  i.iblcs.  said  Beaudin,  will 
be  "boomboxes,"  now  destroyed  alter  causing  lircs. 
Officer  Beaudin  also  cited  toaster  ovens  and,  especially, 
tandles  which  may  seem  like  harmless  items,  but  have 
proved  to  be  perilous, 

Bcaudin  mentioned  a  common  case  scenario  lor  lues 
vlarting  is  when  a  lit  candle  is  lefi  on  Ihe  sill  of  an  open 
window  and  the  curtains,  blown  around  t)y  breezes, 
become  engulfed  in  fiarnes. 

"A  lot  of  fires  arc  nol  intentional."  said  Beaudin.  "Its 
like  everything  else  people  forget  about  This  is  a  chance 
lo  lotus  on  lire  safety  " 


Superior  Court  judge  teaches  civil  rights  course  at  UMass 


By  Tim  While 

Collagion  Staff 


Superior  Court  judge  |udd  Carhart  is  splitting  time  between  a  courtroom  and  a  classroom, 
civil  fights  class  here  at  the  University  this  semester 


Carhart  is  teaching  a 


University  of  Massachusetts  profes- 
sor and  Superior  Court  ludge  ludd 
Carhart  educates  students  in  civil 
rights  at  his  alma  mater. 

Alter  graduating  from  UMass  in 
1971  as  a  government  major,  Carhart 
went  on  lo  Suffolk  Law  SchiKil  He 
then  served  as  assistant  district  altor 
ney  in  Norfolk  Ciiunlv.  and  assislani 
US.  attorney  unlil  1*188  when  he 
became  the  dislrni  .iii^rncv  lor 
Hampshire  Couni\ 

It  was  April  ol  1993  that  he  was 
appointed  to  the  Massjchusells 
Superior  Court  as  a  judge 

A  legal  studies  prolcssor  since  iail 
of  1993,  he  is  currently  leaching 
"Individual  Rights  and  Ihc  I  cg.il 
Process  " 

According  to  (jranl  Ingle,  dirctior 
at  the  Office  of  Human  Relations, 
Carhart  was  inlcrcsied  in  teaching 
after  a  racial  incident  that  tiKik  place 
in  1992  where  a  black  rcsidcnl  assis 
tant  was  attacked 

"He  was  the  DA  m  that  tusi."  said 
Ingle  "He  made  an  offer  to  the  chan 
cellor  for  a  civil  nghls  course  We  got 
it  to  happen  Ihe  fir^i  time." 

Ingle  said  C  arhart  is  especially  use 
lul  because  of  his  working  ktHJwIcdge 
of  civil  rights  and  Ihe  judicial  system 

"People  don't  know  much  aKuji 
their    civil    rights,"    s.'jid    Ingk 
"ICarhartl  deals  with  ii  ilav  in  and 
day  out    ..a  v^ondertul  rostiurcc 

Carhart  said  he  designed  his  cur 
riculum  arciund  ihc  consliluluMidl 
amendments  and  cuncni  lvchis  ui 
illustrate  civil  rights 

"I  Want  to  give  people  a  woikinj' 
knowledge  of  what  their  righis  arc," 


said  Carhart. 

A  main  ingredient  to  his  class  is 
interaction  between  him  and  the  stu 
dents,  he  said.  He  encourages  them 
to  express  their  opinions,  not  take 
his 

"1  like  the  give  and  lake,"  said 
Carhart  "I  tell  the  students  lo  qucs 
lion  mc.  what  I  say  is  not  Ihe  gospel  " 

Carhart  alst)  said  there  is  a  gap  in 
the  student -teacher  relationship. 

"Ii  seems  like  yesterday  I  was  a  stu 
dent  here,"  he  said.  "I  siill  try  lo 
understand  the  function  of  a  student 
ciiining  lo  gel  an  educalion,  and  lo 
lake  something  from  the  university  " 

Working  as  a  Supi-rior  (  ourt  judge 
during  the  day,  Carhart  sjiid  it  is  nol 
easy  to  juggle  two  jobs,  but  said  he 
wants  lo  >!ivc  something  back  m  ihe 
sUidcnIs 

-|  think  II  s  great."  he  said  ■"  Ihcse 
people  arc  going  lo  be  making  the 
decisions  in  ihc  future." 

Currently  working  oul  of 
Springfield.  Carhart  said  that  ludgcs 
of  the  Massachusetts  Superior  Court 
nupv.-  to  diflcrcnt  districts  )u^l  about 
every  month 

"ll's  basically  lo  keep  things  Iresh 
in  the  sysiem,"  he  said 

Carhart  said  he  has  been  assigned 
to  work  in  Worcester,  making  the 
commute  iiHii  ii.ahing  even  more  dif- 
licuh 

"I  ii.kilN  I  have  never  worked 
H,,xi..fi  "  .11.1  Carhart  "Id  rather 
niii 

Awcuiding  k)  Carhart.  he  is  in  the 
Liiurtroom  just  about  evcrvdav.  mak 
m^'  il  (liliicull  for  siudcni^  li>  gel  m 
t,  uvh  with  him.  but  he  ii,.--  wi'ikeii 
yruiirul  that 


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Market  Reports 


Dollar  value  rises  against 
European  currency 

LONDON  (AP)  —  The  dollar 
rose  against  most  other  key  cur- 
rencies in  European  trading 
today  Gold  prices  tell.  In  Tokyo, 
the  dollar  fell  to  99.55  yen  from 
99.58  late  Wednesday.  In 
London,  the  dollar  was  quoted  at 
99.62  yen,  up  from  99.45.  At 
midday  in  New  York,  the  dollar 
was  changing  hands  at  99.62 
yen. 

Other  late  dollar  rates  in 
Europe  compared  with  late 
Wednesday;  1.5446  German 
marks,  up  from  1.5425;  1.2805 
Swiss  francs,  up  from  1.2785; 
5.2772  French  francs,  up  from 
5.2708;  1,566  Italian  lire,  down 
from  1,569;  and  1,3467 
Canadian  dollars,  down  from 
1.3473.  The  British  pound  was 
quoted  at  J1.5875,  up  from 
il.5860.  At  midday  in  New  York 
the  pound  was  worth  J1 .5896. 

Other  dollar  rates  at  midday  in 
New  York  included:  1.5422 
marks,  1  2785  Swiss  francs, 
1,565  lire,  and  1.3477  Canadian 
dollars.  Gold  closed  in  London  at 
S391.50  per  troy  ounce,  down 
from  S392.50  late  Wednesday.  In 
Zunch,  the  metal  fell  to  $391 .40 
from  $392.25. 

Trading  is  slow 
as  Dow  falls  late 

NEW  YORK  (AP)  —  Stocks 
ended  lower  after  spending  most 
of  today's  session  in  neutral  gear 
ahead  of  the  release  of 
September  jobs  data. 

The  Dow  Jones  industrial  aver- 
age traded  in  a  narrow  26-point 
range  all  day  but  headed  sharply 
lower  in  the  last  30  minutes  of 
trading,  closing  near  the  session's 
lowest  point.  Broad  market 
indexes  outperformed  the  blue 
chip  benchmark  for  most  of  the 
session. 

Trading  volume  was  light,  as 


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most  investors  were  reluctant  to 
commit  much  to  the  market 
amid  mounting  fears  of  higher 
interest  rates. 

Analysts  expect  government 
reports  on  Friday  to  show  that 
nonfarm  payrolls  increased  by 
about  250,000  in  September, 
and  that  the  nation's  unemploy- 
ment rate  stayed  steady  at  6.1 
percent.  A  larger  payroll  number 
or  big  drop  in  unemployment 
could  send  a  signal  to  the  Federal 
Reserve  that  the  economy  is 
growing  too  fast,  analysts  said.  A 
report  of  a  strong  labor  market 
could  offer  more  incentive  to  the 
central  bank  to  increase  short- 
term  interest  rates  for  the  sixth 
time  this  year,  they  added. 

Governnnent  forecast  low, 
crop  prices  fail 

CHICAGO  (AP)  —  Corn  and 
soybean  futures  prices  weakened 
Thursday  on  the  Chicago  Board 
of  Trade  after  a  private  firm  pre- 
dicted larger  U.S.  production  of 
those  crops  than  the  government 
has  forecast.  Farmers 

Commodities  Corp.  of  Des 
Moines,  Iowa,  pegged  this  year's 
corn  crop  at  10.14  billion  bushels 
compared  with  the  Agriculture 
Department's  September  esti- 
mate of  9.26  billion.  It  estimated 
soybean  production  at  2.57  bil- 
lion bushels  compared  with  the 
USDA's  forecast  of  2.32  billion. 

Other  private  firms  will  release 
harvest  estimates  this  week  ahead 
of  the  USDA's  October  crop 
report  Wednesday.  The  USDA 
report  will  contain  new  govern- 
ment production  forecasts. 

The  cautious  USDA  is  unlikely 
to  predict  crops  as  large  as  those 
forecast  by  Farmers 

Commodities,  even  though  early 
yields  favor  the  Iowa  firm's  fore- 
cast, said  |ohn  Kleist,  agricultural 
research  director  for  Quantum 
Financial  Services  Inc.  in 
Chicago. 


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Friday,  Oct.  7 

Senicfs  —  Shabbai  service  led  by 
Professor  lulius  Lester.  Hillel  House. 
UMabb,  7  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Visiting  Lecturer  Series 
in  Geology,  Morrill  Science  Center 
room  131.  3:30  p.m. 

Conference  —  "Negotiation 
Identities:  What's  Difference  Got  lo 
Do  With  h?.-  Willits-Hallowell  and 
Dwight  Hall,  I^HC.  6  p.m. 
Information:  538-2653. 

Community  —  Green  Tara 
Meditation,  Wright  Hall  Common 
Room.  Smith  College.  4  p.m.  to  5:30 
p.m. 


Lecture  —  Free  Friday  Night 
Lecture  Scries,  |ude  Rozhon.  Tarol: 
Fool's  Gold  and  the  Sacred  journey, 
63  Main  St.,  Amherst,  7  p.m.  to  9 
p.m. 

Conference  —  Williams  College 
will  be  hosting  a  South  Asian  Student 
conference  on  Oct.  7,  8,  and  9. 
Information:  54tM)888. 

Saturday,  Oct.  8 

Conference  —  Negotiation 
Identities.  Willits-Hallowell  and 
Dwight  Hall.  MHC.  8:50  p.m. 

Film  —  Forgotten  Tenor,  Main 
Lecture  Hall.  Franklin  Patterson  Hull, 
HC,  free,  7:30  p.m. 


Music  —  Mozari  and  Macchia. 
Ikzanson  Recital  Hall,  UMass.  8  p.m. 
Inlormalion:  545-2227. 

tierjf  —  Masspirg  is  hosting  a 
sireamwalk  to  survey  the  water  and 
clean  the  waste  in  Puffers  Pond, 
North  Amherst,  I  p.m..  meet  at  the 
Masspirg  office,  425  B,  Student 
Union,  UMa.ss. 


Mpii^  /,  Oct.  10 

Community  —  Women's 
Gathering  in  honor  of  Rosh  Chodesh 
Cheshvan.  Chabad  House.  6:30  p.m., 
Information:  549-4094. 


Activities  and  Upcoming  Evenu 

Auditions  for  UMass   Theater 

Guild's  production  of  Godspell 

Oct.  6.  7  and  8.  Call  545-0415  for 
more  information. 

Community    Service The 

Companion  Program  is  looking  for 
volunteers.  Call  253-2591. 

/.  Crew  Warehouse  Sale  —  Mullins 
Center,  UMass,  Monday  to  Thursday, 
9  a.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Fundraiser  —  The  1 994  Newman 
Center  Phon-a-Thon  will  be  held 
Oct.  9  to  Oct.  27,  Sunday  through 
Thursday  evenings.  6:45  p.m.  to  8:45 
p.m..  Volunteers  needed. 
Information:  549-0300. 


Kevin  G.  Carroll  Jr.,  21 


Kevin  G.  Carroll  jr.,  21,  of  1010 
North  Pleasant  St,  died  Thursday  at 
home. 

Carroll,  formerly  of  Lowell  and 
Reading,  was  enrolled  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  from  fall 
1992  to  the  spring  1993  as  a  School 
of  Management  major,  according  to 
the  University  Registrar's  Office. 

William  R.  Wallace,  a  junior 
mechanical  engineering  major  and 
former  roommate  of  Carroll  said 
Carroll  died  of  complications  from 
mononucleosis.  Wallace  said  Carroll 
had  had  mono  about  four  or  five  days 
before  his  death.  Wallace  said  Carroll 
had  gone  to  the  hospital  a  couple  of 
times  and  had  complained  of  a  sore 
throat. 

Wallace  said  Carroll  was  part  of 
the  Army  ROTC  on  campus  after 
going  through  basic  training  in  Fort 
Benning,  Ga. 

Carroll  dropped  out  of  the 
University  due  to  financial  reasons, 
according  to  Wallace.  He  was  work- 
ing in  West  Springfield  as  a  spa  sales- 
man at  the  time  of  his  death  to  raise 
the  money  to  come  back  to  the 
University. 

Carroll  is  survived  by  his  father, 
Kevin  G.  Carroll  Sr.  of  Lowell;  his 


Farm  hosts  second  annual  fall  festival 


By  Mamie  TYiantel 

Collegian  Correspondent 


mother.  Nancy  (Kelley)  Carroll  of 
Reading;  his  brother,  Peter  Carroll  of 
Lowell;  his  sister.  Anne  K.  Carroll  of 
Reading. 

The  wake  will  be  held  today  at 
Doherty  Funeral  Home  at  1 1  Linden 
St.  in  Reading  from  2  to  4  and  7  to  9 
p.m. 

The  funeral  will  be  tomorrow  at  8 
a.m.  at  the  funeral  home.  A  mass  will 
follow  at  St.  Athannasius  Church  on 
Haverhill  Street  in  Reading. 

—  Kelly  Spang 


Ever  try  to  press  cider  or  milk  a 
cow'.'  If  not,  tomorrow  is  the  time 
lo  try  your  talent. 

The  Farm  at  Smith  Vocational 
and  Agricultural  High  School  will 
hold  its  second  annual  Fall 
Harvest  Celebration  and  Open 
Farm  Day. 

The  farm  will  be  "open"  and 
working  throughout  the  day  so 
visitors  can  get  a  taste  of  farm  life 
and  its  daily  activities. 

There  will  be  many  demonstra- 
tions during  the  festival  in  which 
visitors  may  participate,  such  as 
cider  pressing,  cow  milking,  and 
wool  carding. 

Farm  manager  Ed  Maltby  said, 
"The  festival  is  geared  toward  the 
family,  and  there  will  be  many 
activities  for  children  to  enjoy." 
These  include  visiting  with  the 
various  barnyard  animals,  pony 
rides,  face  painting  or  painting  a 
pumpkin  in  time  for  Halloween. 

The  Graffiti  Grill  of 
Northampton  will  be  at  the  festi- 


val selling  lacos,  hamburgers  and 
hot  dogs. 

Fresh  farm  produce,  flowers, 
t-shirts  and  sweatshirts  will  also 
be  for  sale  to  benefit  the  self  sup- 
porting farm. 

Proceeds  from  a  raffle  and  bake 
sale  boasting  the  farm's  home- 
made apple  pies  will  all  go  to  the 
farm. 

Farm  staff  will  be  available  to 
answer  any  questions  regarding 
the  farm  and  their  Community 
Supported  Agricultural  Project. 
There  will  be  an  ongoing  com- 
posting demonstration,  which  is 
part  of  this  project. 

According  to  Maltby,  the  farm's 
last  festival  was  in  the  spring  and 
drew  about  4,IX)0  people. 

"Being  in  the  center  of 
Northampton,  we  should  have  a 
reasonable  crowd  made  up  of 
returning  and  new  visitors," 
Maltby  said. 

The  Harvest  Celebration  will  be 
held  tomorrow  from  10  a.m.  to  4 
p.m.  rain  or  shine  at  the  farm, 
located  at  80  Locust  Street  in 
Northampton. 


Daily  Collegian 

We  at  the  Collegian  arc  always  looking  for  new  and 
innovative  students  to  join  our  staff.  Join  our  news- 
room staff  and  add  your  voice  to  the  largest  college 
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Carhart 


continued  from  fxjge  1 

"The  legal  studies  department  has 
been  very  good  to  me,"  said  Carhart. 
"Especially  at  getting  me  my  mes- 
sages." 

"It's  not  uncommon  for  a  judge  to 
be  at  a  law  school,"  said  Ronald 
Pipkin,  head  of  the  Legal  Studies 
Department.  "But  it  is  the  first  time 
we  have  ever  done  it." 

Pipkin  would  not  comment  if 
Carhart  could  stay  in  the  department 


as  professor,  except  that  it  all 
depended  on  the  budget. 

"The  course  has  been  extremely 
successful,"  said  Pipkin.  "We  have  a 
lot  of  students  that  wanted  to  enroll 
in  it." 

"It's  really  an  enjoyable  experi- 
ence," said  Carhart.  "But  1  don't 
think  I  am  any  more  qualified  to 
teach  than  anyone  else,  I  just  have 
experience  to  tell." 


aluable  "Real  World" 
^erience  on  Campus! 

The  Collegian  Business  Office  is  looking  for  ambitious, 
organized  Sophomore  SOM  majors  for  the  position  of 

Associate  Business  Manager 

Direct  supervision  received  from  the  Collegian  business 
manager,  as  well  as  the  assistant  business  manager. 

Applications  may  be  obtained  at: 

The  Massachusetts  Daily  Collegian 
113  Campus  Center  (the  basement) 

Resumes  and  cover  letters  may  be  directed  to: 

Michael  McRae,  Business  Manager 

Application  Deadline:  October  17 

The  Collegian  is  an  equal  opportunity/affirmative  action  employer 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Friday,  October  7,  1994  /  Page  3 


Campus  Rap 

Compiled  By  Ben  Ceman  •  Photos  By  Nathan  Martin 


How  do  you  manage  to  balance  a  job  and  a  course  load? 


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Leah  Beninati  Freshmen,  envi- 
ronmental science,  18.  Works  9 
hours/wk,  Worcester  Munchy 
Store. 

"I  haven't  had  any  tests  yet, 
I'm  far  behind  on  my  reading, 
but  that's  okay.  I  work  one 
hour  here  and  there  between 
classes,  but  I  have  my  nights 
free  to  study." 


Chris  Tarantino  Sophomore, 
19.  Mechanical  Engineering. 
Works  between  4  and  1 1 
hours/wk.,  security  receptionist. 
"The  receptionist  job  is 
good  because  I  can  do  my 
homework  while  I  work.  It 
depends  how  busy  a  night  it  is 
at  the  dormitory.  You've  got 
to  give  up  a  little  social  life  to 
maintain  the  job  and  maintain 
the  grades." 


MONICA  Tan  Biology,  junior, 
18.  Works  12  hours/wk..  can- 
vassing, Masspirg. 

"I've  done  it  for  a  long  time, 
so  it's  not  that  hard.  Work 
doesn't  start  until  2  p.m.,  so  I 
get  some  studying  done 
before  that.  I  don't  get  home 
until  about  10:30,  so  I  study 
until  about  12  a.m..  I  took  out 
a  loan  and  I'm  coming  here 
from  out  of  state.  I'm  trying  to 
pay  it  off  so  I  don't  have  a  big 
debt  when  I  get  out  of 
school." 


Heather  Cuthbertson  lunior. 
Psychology,  20.  Works  15-  20 
hours/wk.  as  a  RA  in  Brown 
Residence  Hall  and  lab  assis- 
itant  in  Morril. 

"It's  hard,  but  I've  found  that 
being  an  Residence  Assistant 
helps  me  keep  my  grades  up. 
The  extra  pressure  makes  me 
work  extra  hard.  It's  hard  to 
find  time  during  the  day,  but  in 
the  evening  my  schedule  is 
free,  which  is  better  than  hav- 
ing an  off-campus  job  where 
I'd  be  working  at  night." 


Temistocles  Ferreira  Legal 
Studies,  lunior,  20.  Works  IS 
hours/wk.,  administrative  assis- 
tant, Afro-Am  Studies  Dept. 

"I'm  working  more  hours 
this  year  because  I'm  living 
off-  campus  and  I  have  more 
bills  to  pay.  Sometimes  I  have 
to  say  'today  I  can't  come  in  at 
that  time,  can  I  make  the 
hours  up  later  on?'" 


Brian  Strohl  Rre-med,  fresh- 
men, 18.  Works  at  Health 
Services. 

"It's  not  that  bad.  I  stay  up 
late  studying  when  I  have  to 
work.  My  school  work  comes 
first  -  the  job  is  just  something 
on  the  side." 


JILL  BECKER  Undecided,  junior, 
20.  Works  IS  hours/wk.. 
Building  Services  Scheduling 
Office. 

"The  hard  part  is  making 
you're  schedule  around  work. 
On  snow  days,  when  everyone 
does  nothing,  I've  got  to  go  to 
work.  I  can't  be  a  lazy  student 
like  I  want  to  be." 


The  Collegian 

is  seeking  applications  for 

DEVELOPING  NATIONS  EDITOR 

Applications  Due  By 

5  p.m.  Wed.  Oct.  12 

Stop  by  the  Collegian  Offices,  113  Campus  Center 

l^lk  to  Managing  Editor  Arthur  Stapleton  Jr. 

The  Collegian  is  an  Equal  Opportunity  Employer 


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Holocaust 


continued  from  page  1 

realized  he  was  a  survivor.  "This  incident  is  a  pan  of 
his  identity  forever,  which  makes  him  a  .survivor." 

General  meetings  began  over  a  year  and  a  half  ago. 
and  are  held  every  six  months  in  Brown's  Amherst 
home. 

Brown  said  she  has  these  meetings  on  both  a  "per- 
sonal and  professional  level  to  open  up  barriers"  for 


herself  and  for  her  participants. 

October  12  will  be  the  third  general  meeting,  where 
children  and  grandchildren  of  Holocaust  survivors  will 
have  the  opportunity  lo  listen  lo  each  other  and  most 
importanily.  to  begin  the  healing  priKess. 

Brown  is  not  only  based  in  Amherst,  but  also  has 
connections  in  lk>ston.  Chicago,  New  York  and  Israel. 


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Simpson  Juror  Quattjowy^aire. 


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Reality  makes  life  more  beautiful 


Mark 
McGrath 


Iuscd  lo  be  a  dreamer,  bul  ihal  is  no  longer  irue. 
Within  me,  there  was  a  i'ouniain  of  hope  which 
would  never  run  out.  but  it  has  disappeared.  I  used  to 
think  that  she  might  like  me,  but  now  it  has  become 
painfully  clear  that  she  never  even  knew  my  name.  Every 
rallle  ticket  i  ever  bought  could  have  t)ecn  "the  one."  but 
it  never  was.  I  was  absolutely  sure  the  Red  Sox  were 
going  to  win  the  World  Series  back  in  198b.  but  then  fate 
stepped  in.  All  my  dreams  of  the  past  lay  shattered,  like 
broken  vases  on  a  hardwood  floor.  I 
believed  reality  was  the  one  to  blame,  bul  it 
wasn't.  I  was  to  blame. 

Ill  ihc  Lourse  of  human  experience,  reali- 
ly  has  acquired  the  reputation  of  being  one 
of  the  harsher,  more  bitter  aspects  of  life. 
Whenever  hardships,  mistakes  or  misfortunes  arise,  it  is 
easy  to  say  "life  sucks"  or  "reality  biles."  but  is  it  correct 
to  do  so?  Reality  has  unjustly  earned  the  title  "Smasher  of 
Dreams." 

It  should  come  as  no  surprise  that  those  who  accuse  real- 
ity of  being  such  a  dastardly  thing  are  dreamers,  the  ones 
who  have  no  concept  of  what  it  really  is.  A  dreamer  sets 
himself  up  for  disaster,  and  when  it  comes,  puts  the  blame 
on  reality,  something  not  of  his  world. 

Don't  get  me  wrong.  A  dreamer  isn't  a  bad  thing  to  be. 
Remember,  it  was  a  bunch  of  dreamers  who  founded  this 
great  country  of  ours.  Ii  was  a  dreamer  who  said  we  might 
go  to  the  moon.  Most  of  humanity's  progress  is  the  result 
of  dreams  come  true,  but  it  is  important  to  realize  that 
each  and  every  dream  will  not  come  true.  When  one  goes 
awry,  reality  should  not  be  blamed,  false  hope  should. 

Reality  isn't  always  pleasant.  Sometimes  it  is  a  slap  in 


Filling  the  empty  bellies  of  campus 


Caleb 
Cochran 


I'm  hungry.  Hungry,  that  is.  for 
some  changes  in  the  food  service 
here  at  the  University. 
As  far  as  I  can  see.  the  four  regular 
dining  commons  on  campus  are  cer- 
tainly adequate.  The  food,  while  obvi- 
ously not  gourmet,  is  generally  tasty 
and  always  plentiful.  The  .service  is  as 
quick  and  courteous  as  could  be 
expected,  and  the  dining  areas  arc 
clean  and  well  taken  care  of. 

My  problem  is  not  with  the  DCs. 
bul  with  the  other 
dining  options   on 
campus.  Our 

University  is  behind 
the  times  as  far  as 
providing  options  for 
students  who  are  not  on  the  meal 
plan,  as  well  as  for  those  who  simply 
want  to  grab  a  quick  bite. 

The  Hatch,  the  Coffee  Shop  and 
ihc  Bluewall  are  the  three  main 
places  to  eat  in  the  Campus  Center 
For  students  who  have  not  visited 
other  universities,  these  may  seem 
like  fine  facilities.  If  one  does  venture 
off  of  our  Amherst  campus,  however. 
it  becomes  painfully  obvious  that 
these  UMass  mainstays  are  poor  in 
comparison  lo  what  the  University 
could,  and.  more  importantly. 
should,  be  offering  to  its  students. 


After  spending  a  semester  at  a 
large  southern  university  last  fall.  I 
came  to  see  the  UMass  food  service 
situation  in  an  entirely  different  light. 
Before  I  left  UMass.  I  figured  that 
most  other  major  universities  offered 
basically  the  same  types  of  generic 
coffee  shops  and  no-name  fast  food 
joints.  I  was  pleasantly  surprised, 
then,  when  I  received  a  brochure  in 
the  mail  detailing  the  food  service  at 
the  university  at  which  I  was  about  lo 
attend. 

Aside  from  the  usual 
all-you-can-eat  dining 
commons.  I  would  have 
the  choice  of  eating  at 
two  on-campus  Pizza 
Hut  locations,  a  full-fledged  (though 
still  no-name)  fast-food  restaurant,  a 
Chinese  place,  a  sub  shop  and  a 
TCBY.  To  say  that  UMass  pales  in 
comparison  is  a  vast  understatement. 
When  I  came  back  to  visit  UMass 
last  fall.  I  noticed  that  Taco  Bell  had 
set  up  a  little  tent  in  the  comer  of  the 
Hatch.  Finally.  I  thought.  UMass  was 
at  least  starting  to  catch  on.  Granted, 
this  tent  was  not  a  major  step,  but  it 
was  at  least  an  attempt  to  upgrade 
the  campus  dining  options. 

Well,  when  I  returned  to  campus 
this  fall,  there  was  nothing  left  of  the 


Taco  Bell  tent  but  a  big  grease  spot 
and  a  few  tortillas  left  on  the  floor 
where  the  tent  had  once  stood.  So 
much  for  progress. 

I  cannot  understand  the  hesitation 
to  upgrade  the  food  options  on  this 
campus.  It  is  an  issue  that  has  come 
up  before,  apparently  only  to  be 
brushed  aside  by  the  administration. 
Why?  I'm  sure  everyone  is  by  now 
aware  that  UMass  is  the  second  most 
expensive  public  univei-sity  in  the 
United  States.  Why  don't  the  facilities 
in  the  Campus  Center  reflect  this? 

One  reason.  I'm  afraid  to  say.  lies 
on  the  shoulders  of  us.  the  students. 
Every  day  at  lunch  time  I  pass 
through  the  Hatch  and  see  an  enor- 
mous line  of  students  waiting  to  order 
such  wonderful  dishes  as  tuna  melts 
and  grilled  cheese  sandwiches,  always 
accompanied  by  an  order  of  fries  that 
should,  by  law.  have  a  freshness  date 
somewhere  on  the  packaging. 

Why  do  we  put  up  with  this?  The 
reason  is  not.  as  the  University  would 
love  lo  believe,  because  students 
enjoy  the  food.  It  is  because  there  are 
virtually  no  other  choices.  The  stu- 
dents of  this  University  are  ready  for 
better  dining  options.  Feed  us. 

Caleb  Cochran  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Looking  up  brings  a  pleasant  view  of  the  world 


Jacob  W. 
Michaels 


I  can't  help  but  wonder,  as  I  watch  them,  what  the 
problem  is?  Is  there  something  fascinating  there  that 
I  just  don't  sec?  Looking  down,  all  /  see  is  one  wom 
sneaker  being  put  in  front  of  the  other,  time  after  time,  as 
I  climb  up  the  hill  to  my  dorm,  to  home. 

I  look  back  up  and  see  someone  else  coming  down  the 
hill   His  head  is  down,  staring  at  the  ground.  I  don't  even 
know  if  he  knows  I  am  there  as  we  pass, 
each  headed  to  our  own  destination. 

Bul  thai  isn't  even  the  worst  thing.  My 
mind  flashes  back  to  a  class  I  had  ihe 
other  day.  Someone  sal  down  next  to  me. 
and  trying  to  be  nice.  I  gave  him  "the 
nod."  A  strange  invention  is  the  nod.  but  useful.  A  quick 
bob  of  the  head,  given  to  strangers  as  you  pass.  It  seems 
like  just  a  random  head  movement,  but  in  that  move- 
ment comes  not  just  recognition  of  someone  else's  exis- 
tence but  a  whole  conversation.  The  nod  includes  "Hi. 
how  arc  you?  Glad  lo  hear  it.  Nice  talking  lo  you.  but  I 
gotta  move  on  now."  All  this  without  having  to  even 
open  your  mouth. 

The  stranger  next  to  me  didn't  respond  to  my  nod  how 
ever,  so  I  tried  the  next  level  —  a  smile.  Still,  there  was  no 
response,  so  I  just  gave  up  and  relumed  to  the  fascinating 
woHd  of  physics.  Utcr.  I  heard  my  neighbor  talking  to 
himself.      Maybe  I  just  wasn't  good  enough  for  him. 

A  smile,  much  less  a  nod.  is  such  a  simple  thing,  but  it's 
so  rare  as  I  walk  around  campus    And  that's  surprising 

Deoii*sbwry  By  Garry  Trudeau 


when  it  can  do  so  much  lo  brighten  someone's  day. 

Now.  I'm  not  trying  to  say  my  entire  existence  is  based 
on  the  approval,  or  even  recognition,  of  others.  It's  just 
something  that  makes  me  feel  good,  to  know  that  there 
are  other  people  lhai  are  friendly  out  there. 

Hey.  you  never  know  —  if  you  look  up  enough,  you 
might  get  to  know  someone  We  gel  into  the  same  routine 
and  start  seeing  people  over  and  over. 
Then  it's  just  a  simple  step  to  screw  up 
your  courage,  and  ask  the  question:  "Hey. 
umm,  what's  your  name,  by  the  way?  I 
keep  seeing  you  around  and  I  thought  it 
would  be  cool  if  I.  well,  knew."  Granted,  it 
doesn't  make  you  seem  that  smart,  but  it's  a  friendly  ges- 
ture. Then  you  might  even  become  friends. 

Of  course,  keeping  your  head  up  sometimes  gives  the 
ultimate  reward  —  seeing  someone  you  know  You  always 
sec  it  happening  to  other  people:  "Oh,  my  gawd,  how  are 
you?  I  haven't  seen  you  in  so  long!  How  was  your  sum- 
mer?" Sure,  sometimes  you  can't  remember  someone's 
name,  bul  that's  not  the  point.  Even  talking  to  someone 
for  just  a  few  minutes  can  make  them  feci  good,  especially 
if  they're  having  a  lousy  day. 

So  anyway,  fellow  students,  the  point  is  keep  your  head 
up  and  be  friendly.  You  never  know  what  you'll  sec.  and 
you  could  just  make  someone's  day.  After  all.  it  definitely 
can't  hurt. 
lai-oh  W  Michaels  is  a  Collegian  staff  member 


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the  face.  If  one  can  accept  the  bad.  there  is  plenty  of  good 
to  be  found  in  it. 

Love  is  real.  It  is  not  a  thing  imagined.  Many  people  try 
lo  imagine  it.  but  never  really  find  it.  Those  dreamers 
can't  possibly  understand  it.  One  must  experience  love  in 
the  real  wodd  to  recognize  its  significance. 

Sometimes  we  don't  lake  the  time  to  appreciate  our 
own  existence  as  something  real.  Of  all  the  possibilities, 
what  are  the  chances  that  we.  as  humans  gel  to  live,  and 
think,  and  experience  all  there  is  around 
us.  That  concept  in  itself  is  a  miracle.  It  is 
real  and  it  is  definitely  fair. 

Reality  is  a  beautiful  thing.  Everything 
around  us  in  the  world  is  real,  and  in  it  can 
be  found  some  beauty.  The  autumn  is  a 
perfect  time  to  see  reality.  Reality  is  the  cool  air  of  an 
autumn  night,  the  sight  of  the  moon  making  its  way 
through  a  stack  of  billowy  clouds,  the  sound  of  mstling 
leaves,  and  the  smell  of  someone  not  far  away  burning  a 
pile  of  those  very  same  leaves.  Reality  is  the  feel  of  that 
soft,  fuzzy  sweater,  the  warming  taste  of  spiced  apple 
cider,  and  the  ability  to  see  one's  own  breath.  These  are 
things  which  could  never  have  been  dreamed  or  imagined, 
had  they  not  already  existed. 

The  next  lime  the  cards  don't  quite  fall  your  way.  when 
it  seems  nothing  is  going  right,  when  you  think  that  life 
just  sucks,  consider  examining  your  hopes.  Could  you 
really  have  expected  your  dreams  to  come  true?  Don't  just 
blindly  put  the  blame  on  reality.  Instead,  take  a  walk  on 
one  of  those  cool  autumn  nights,  and  consider  how  lucky 
you  are  to  be  part  of  this  reality. 
Mark  McGrath  is  a  UMass  student. 


Row  Would  ^/ou  feel  about 
a  dead lockftj  jury? 


If  you  were.  tJie  la^t  vote 
needed  {or  a  verdict,  ]na^ 
would  you  handle  IL? 


Happiness  comes  from  within 


Everyone  has  a  need  and  we 
all  need  something.  This 
something  is  essential  to 
your  life  and  1  feel  very 
strongly  about  it.  This  something 
that  helps  you  get  up  in  the  morn- 
ing (I'm  not  talking 
about  alarm  clocks.) 
This  something  pulls 
you  through  each 
day.  It's  what  you 
turn  to  when  you 
need  lo  be  lifted.  It 
puts  the  smile  on 
your  face  and  laugh- 
ter in  your  heart. 
That  something  ful- 
fills your  life.  We're 
all  looking  for  this 
something  because  we  know  that 
we  need  it.  Folks,  we're  all  looking 
for  happiness. 

Everyone  needs  a  personal  hap- 
piness. Once  you  realize  what  your 
own  personal  happiness  is,  you'll 
always  have  inner  peace  and  satis- 
faction. This  realization  will  keep 
you  content.  Take  for  example 
what  a  respected  philosopher  once 
said: 

'There  is  no  disaster  greater 
than  not  being  content: 
Hence  in  being  content,  one  will 

always  have  enough. ' 
You  will  always  be  salisfied  with 
the  past,  present  and  future  because 
you  will  always  feel  that  you  have 
enough.  Your  happiness  is  in  fact  a 
truth.  It  is  always  right  and  you 
believe  it  unconditionally  as  a  imlh. 
You're  assured  that  whatever  hap- 
pened in  the  past  is  done,  whatever 
you  have  now  is  enough  and  what- 


ever happ>ens  will  be. 

Now  isn't  that  a  great  feeling? 
Doesn't  that  make  you  want  lo  just 
run  out  and  search  both  ends  of  the 
earth  for  your  happiness?  Well  you 
don't  have  to  look  any  further  than 
where  you  are  right 
now. 

You  don't  find 
this  self-happiness. 
It's  not  something 
that  is  searched  for. 
Instead,  this  happi- 
ness has  always 
been  there  in  your 
life.  Until  you  real- 
ize what  it  is.  you'll 
always  be  discon- 
tent and  unhappy 
with  certain  areas  of  your  life. 

Ill  case  you're  wondering,  this 
happiness  is  one  thing.  Remember 
what  Billy  Crystal  said  in  the 
movie.  City  Slickers?  He  said  that 
the  answer  to  life  was  one  thing 
and  that  he  had  to  base  everything 
in  his  life  on  that  one  thing,  lust 
like  what  Crystal  said,  you  have  to 
base  everything  on  that  one  thing, 
and  that  one  thing  is  your  personal 
happiness.  Your  decisions  and 
goals  are  all  influenced  by  it.  that 
way  you'll  always  be  appeased  with 
your  decisions. 

So  now  you  may  wondering: 
How  do  I  know  what  my  happiness 
is?  Like  I  said,  you  don't  search  for 
il.  Your  happiness  will  reveal  itself 
to  you;  we  all  have  different  ways 
of  opening  our  eyes  to  it. 

I  guess  I'll  briefly  explain  how  I 
saw  my  happiness.  There's  no  need 
to  provide  the  details  because  we'll 


have  our  own  individual  experi- 
ences. Well  here's  what  happened 
to  me. 

Last  year,  I  thought  I  was  happy. 
I  thought  that  I  had  finally  found  it. 
I  saw  myself  changing  and  I  was  a 
person  that  I  never  was  before.  But  I 
wasn't  content.  I  always  wanted 
things.  When  I  realized  that  I 
couldn't  be  satisfied,  I  was  unhappy. 

Then  I  had  a  revelation.  I  knew 
that  I  didn't  have  lo  search  for  hap- 
piness. I  started  thinking  about 
everything  in  my  life.  I  thought 
about  my  past,  present  and  future. 
I  thought  about  my  family,  friends 
and  enemies.  I  wondered  if  they 
knew  my  true  feelings  for  them. 
Then  I  wondered  what  influenced 
my  decisions.  I  wondered  if  I 
would  ever  get  everything  that  I 
ever  wanted.  I  wondered  how  I 
would  utilize  the  short  time  that  I 
have  on  this  earth.  Then  I  won- 
dered if  that  short  time  was  really 
important.  Finally.  I  asked  myself  if 
I  could  always  be  happy  I  evaluat- 
ed many  other  aspects,  aod  I  saw  it. 
My  happiness  revealed  Itself  to  me 
and  I  finally  saw  it. 

So  what's  the  moral  of  the  story? 
What's  the  writer  trying  lo  say?  Is 
he  just  chewing  the  fat  because  he 
has  a  deadline?  Does  he  think  that 
he's  some  revolutionary  thinker  or 
something? 

Folks,  don't  worry  about  ques- 
tions like  that.  Our  lime  is  short. 
It's  important  to  be  happy,  other- 
wise you  never  will  be. 

Keep  smiling. 

David  K.  Chan  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Library  renaming 
applauded 

To  the  editor: 

October  5.  1994  will  be  remem- 
bered as  a  landmark  date  in  history 
of  education  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  al  Amherst.  The  deci- 
sion to  name  the  University  library  in 
honor  of  Dr.  W.  E.  B.  Du  Bois  was 
made  at  the  Board  of  Trustees  meet- 
ing held  today. 

It  is  indeed  fitting  that  an  impor- 
tant symbol  of  an  academic  enter- 
prise, the  library,  should  be  named 
for  one  of  the  greatest  intellectual 
minds  in  history.  Dr.  W.  E.  B.  Du 
Bois.  The  presence  of  Dr.  Du  Bois' 
collected  works  in  our  library  has 
served  to  enhance  one  of  the  primary 
missions  of  the  University  —  to  pro- 
mote intellectual  discourse  in  a  free 
and  diverse  environment  on  issues  of 
primary  importance  to  society. 

It  is  a  great  honor  for  the 
University  to  join  these  millions  of 
individuals  and  organizations  around 
Ihe  world  for  whom  the  legacy  of  Dr. 
Du  Bois  has  served  as  a  guiding  light 
in  their  quest  for  equality  and  .social 
justice. 


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Letters  to  the  Editor 


We  owe  a  special  thanks  to  those 
on  this  campus  who  strove  hard  over 
the  past  twenty  years  to  make  the 
University  recognize  the  importance 
of  Dr.  Du  Bois'  legacy.  Their  efforts 
serve  to  underscore  the  need  to  move 
towards  a  campus  thai  is  socially  just 
and  culturally  diverse. 

Prasad  Venugopai 
Graduate  Student 


Campus  festival 
draws  ire  of  campus 

To  the  editor: 

We.  as  undergrads  from  all  areas 
of  the  UMass  community,  would  like 
lo  express  our  disgust  and  outrage  at 
the  recent  "College  Fairs"  that  have 
been  overrunning  the  mall  in  front  of 
the  student  union.  It  is  our  feeling 
that  these  "fairs"  have  no  place  on 
the  campus  of  an  institute  for  higher 
education.  It  is  degrading  to  our 
intelligence  to  have  to  come  out  of 
classes  where  we  have  been  debating 
the  adverse  effects  of  advertising  on 
our  culture,  only  to  have  lo  side  step 
a  huge  pair  of  blow  up  Levis  and  a 
hair  spray  bottle.  Yes.  advertising  is 
an  intrinsic  part  of  our  society,  but  is 
the  campus  really  Ihc  place  for  us  to 
test  drive  a  new  GEO?  We  are  being 
taken  advantage  of. 

The  students  arc  being  lulled  into 
the  dream  of  free  goixis  and  flystick 
walls.  Where  are  the  public  debates? 
Where  are  the  loud  and  diverse  voic- 
es that  clutter  the  student  union  steps 
every  semester?  We  have  been  able 
to  hear  few  over  the  din  of  the 
Fruitopia  Love  Truck.  'Fruitopia  101 
-  this  class  has  no  books"  or  the 
whiny  voices  of  new  Sony  stars.  This 
is  more  than  free  candy  bars,  deodor- 
ant, and  the  Toyota  mazeathon.  This 
is  capitalism  consumer  crap  being 
spoon  fed  our  'Generation  X"  wide 
open  mouth.  This  is  the  university 
selling  us  out. 

Slacy  Home 

Twenty-one  other  students  signed 

this  letter. 


To  the  editor: 

So  far  this  semester  we've  had  3 
predatory  and  dangerous  'advertising 
carnivals'  occupy  the  south  lawn  of 
the  student  union.  Seeking  to  take 
advantage  of  student  boredom  or 
well  deserved  relaxation  time,  these 
pseudo-real  manifestations  of  'col- 
lege fun'  are  designed  to  create  and 
strengthen  loyalty  to  specific  prod- 
ucts, from  fake  food  to  TV  channels. 
I'd  rather  see  real  human  gatherings 
with  real  substance,  but.  in  lieu  of 
censorship.  I  recommend  the 
University  lower  our  fees  by  at  least 
$300  for  each  one  of  these  industrial 
intruders  we  allow  to  obstruct  learn- 
ing. After  all.  in  a  total  free  market 
system  shouldn't  we  be  selling  the 
right  for  large  commercial  companies 
to  have  a  shot  at  distracting  us  from 
the  present  and  influencing  our 
future  behavior? 

Michael  Mauri 
Dccrfield 


Students  help  out 
woman  in  distress 

To  the  editor: 

I  had  just  started  my  car  after  the 
UMass/Maine  football  game  when  a 
campus  police  officer  pointed  out  a 
very  flat  tire  on  my  car.  He  said  he 
was  really  busy  and  couldn't  offer  too 
much  help  other  than  calling  for  a 
tow  truck  or  asking  some  fine  UMass 
students  for  some  help  for  a  "lady  in 
distress."  These  students  were  play- 
ing in  a  field  across  from  Ihe  parking 
lot.  Without  any  hesitation,  two  of 
them  ran  over  to  help. 

My  car  jack  was  not  in  working 
order,  so  before  I  knew  it  one  of 
them  ran  to  another  car  in  the  lot  to 
see  if  he  could  borrow  their  jack.  In  a 
matter  of  10  minutes  or  so,  my  spare 
was  on,  the  flat  put  in  my  car  and  I 
was  on  my  way.  I  just  wanted  to  pub- 
licly thank  these  great  students. 
Thanks  again  guys. 

Donna  M.  Dimino 
Wmi  Springfield 


Arts  &  Living 


Matthews  brings  world  flavor  to  NoHo 


By  Tara  MK  Connelly 

Collegion  Staff 

The  David  Matthews  Band  will 
grace  the  Pearl  Street  stage  Tuesday, 
Oct.  1 1  at  8  p.m.  with  opening  band 
From  Good  Homes. 

Straying  away  from  the  fast  hype 
of  mainstream  music  and  a  creative 
current  sprung  from  the  grass  roots, 
the  quintet  blends  many  genres  mak- 
ing them  one  of  the  biggest  draws  on 
the  eastern  seaboard,  filling  clubs, 
theaters  and  arenas. 

The  band  began  three  years  ago 
when  David  Matthews,  a  South 
African  expatriate  settled  in 
Charlottesville,  Virginia  after  his 
leaving  his  homeland  as  a  teenager. 

"It's  been  a  very  natural,  very 
low-key  progression,"  says 
Matthews.  "I  feel  like  we've  had  this 
drastic  overnight  success.  It's  basical- 
ly been  a  matter  of  word-of-mouth, 
people  liking  what  they've  seen  and 
bringing  friends  with  then  next  time 
around." 

This  "tell  a  friend"  method  of  adver- 
tising led  the  band  to  record  their 
self-released  debut  album.  Remember 
Two  Things.  The  album  was  snapped 
up  by  devoted  listeners,  so  much  so 
that  10,000  copies  a  month  have  been 
sold  since  it's  fall  1993  release,  an 
astounding  figure  for  any  self- 
released  work.  Their  sophomore 
release,  Under  the  Table  and 
Dreaming  came  out  on  the  RCA  label 
and  was  produced  by  Steve  Lillywhite 
who  also  has  worked  with  U2.  Talking 
Heads,  and  the  Rolling  Stones. 

Singer/songwriter  Matthews  has  a 
voice  similar  to  that  of  Sting,  yet  with 
his  band  (reedman  Leroi  Moore,  vio- 
linist Boyd  Tinsley.  bassist  Stefan 
Lessard  and  drummer  Carter 
Ekauford)  they  have  created  a  smor- 
gasbord of  rock  styles.  The  band 
throws  together  elements  of 
folk-rock,  blues-based  funk,  and 
their  own  special  talents  to  make  the 
band  an  eclectic  whole. 

Matthews  believes  that  although  he 
is  the  lead  singer  per  se,  the  audience 
really  hears  all  five  members 
"singing"  solo. 

"The  way  I  look  at  it,  we  have  five 
lead  voices  in  this  band,"  Matthews 
explained.  "I  may  be  the  first  thing 
people  notice,  since  I  do  the  singing, 
but  there  are  times  when  LeRoi's  sax 


Murder  by  Misadventure , 
plays  on  Springfield  stage 


By  Sue  Goncalves 

Collegian  Correspondent 


is  the  voice,  and  times  when  Boyd  is 
at  the  front.  And  in  Carter  and 
Stefan,  we  have  something  that  goes 
far  beyond  a  simple  rhythm  section. 
There  are  very  few  times  when  the 
audience  has  just  one  thing  to  listen 
to." 

Under  the  Table  and  Dreaming 
contains  twelve  songs  that  reveal  the 
bands  sophistication,  smooth  sound, 
and  wily  ways.  Tracks  like  "Satellite" 
and  "|ini  Thing"  sour  over  dreamy 


The  Dave  Matthews  Band 

grooves.  The  other  tracks  arc  littered 
with  oodles  of  funk  and  fusion-style 
breaks.  Matthews  didn't  let  anything 
block  his  creativity.  Dreaming  is  a 
result  of  creativity  run  amuck  among 
a  bunch  of  artists. 

Living  in  South  Africa  made 
Matthews  rather  disdainful  when  it 
comes  to  rules.  He's  absorbed  a  vari- 
ety of  cultural  influences  from  the 
Celtic  music  of  his  ancestors  to  the 
region's  indigenous  music.  His  com- 


COOIimY|(>MN(AIIS 


ment  on  South  Africa:  "Il  was  diffi- 
cult there,  but  in  a  lot  of  ways.  South 
Africa  is  just  a  more  extreme  version 
of  what  goes  on  everywhere  in  the 
world." 

The  Dave  Maitheus  Hand  plays  at 
8  p.m.  at  Pearl  Street  on  Tuesday 
Oct.  1 1.  The  show  is  /S+.  Tickets  are 
available  al  Tor  The  Record.  Tlv 
Unlimited.  The  Northampton  Hox 
Office  and  all  Strawberries  Record 
Stores. 


Stagewest  kicked  off  its 
eleventh  season  in  downtown 
Springfield  last  Saturday  with  a 
new  thriller  by  British  playwright 
Edward  Taylor.  Murder  by 
Misadventure  opened  to  a  full 
house  on  Oct.  1  and  is  the  first  of 
nine  productions  booked  for  the 
1994-95  season.  The  play  will 
continue  its  run  through  Sunday. 
Oct.  23. 

The  "mystery  play"  always  sells 
tickets  at  Stagewest  and  Edward 
Taylor  follows  in  the  footsteps  of 
the  great  British  mystery  writers 
such  as  Sir  Arthur  Conan  Doyle 
and  Agatha  Christie,  These  mas- 
ters of  the  "who  dunnit"  have  kept 
audiences  on  the  edge  of  their 
seats  in  theaters  everywhere.  Their 
stories  also  kept  many  a  reader  up 
late  at  night  turning  the  pages  of 
iheir  newest  thriller.  This  element 
uf  suspense  and  surprise  is  all  too 
often  over  looked  by  authors, 
screenwriter,  and  directors  alike. 
Yet,  Murder  by  Misadventure  cap- 
tures the  feeling  peri'ectly  holding 
an  enthralled  audience  throughout 
the  perfomiance. 

Murder  by  Misadventure  asks 
the  question  common  in  most 
mysteries:  is  it  possible  to  commit 
a  perfect  murder?  The  plot 
revolves  around  an  award  winning 
writer  Paul  Riggs  and  Harold  Kent 
as  they  match  wits  in  their  pursuit 
uf  the  perfect  murder. 

A  condominium  overlooking 
the  English  Channel  sets  the  scene 
for  a  game  that  turns  deadly  as  fic- 
tion blends  into  reality.  There  are 
enough  twists  and  turns  in  the 
plot  to  keep  even  an  avid 
Hitchcock  fan  guessing  right  up  to 
the  thrilling  conclusion. 

Murder  is  directed  by  I  rcdritk 
King  Keller  who  also  directs  fur 


television.  His  recent  television 
directing  credits  include 
"Columbo"  for  ABC  and  FOX's 
brand  new  youth  orientated  cop 
show.  "New  York  Undercover." 

Keller  also  has  directed  theater 
and  film  and  usually  specializes  in 
mysteries.  This  is  Mr.  Keller's  sec- 
ond outing  on  Murder  by 
Misadventure,  he  previously 
directed  the  production  at  the 
Studio  Arena  in  Buffalo.  NY. 

Murder  is  further  fueled  by  a 
talented  and  scasoncxl  cast.  Alison 
Edwards,  who  has  worked  in  the- 
ater all  over  the  country,  portrays 
Emma  Kent. 

Playing  her  husband,  Harold 
Kent,  is  Julian  Gamble,  who  has 
appeared  on  television's  "LA. 
Law,"  "Perry  Mason,"  and 
"General  Hospital."  He  also 
appeared  in  the  Buffalo  produc- 
tion of  Murder 

T.  Ryder  Smith  returns  in  the 
role  of  Paul  Riggs.  Kent's  com 
pelilor.  following  last  season's 
production  in  Buffalo,  NY.  Mr. 
Smith  alst)  appeared  in  the  recent 
movie  Hrainscan  as  "The 
Trickster"  (this  probably  explains 
why  he's  back  in  theater.) 
Inspector  Egan  is  played  by 
Shakespearian  actor  Kenneth 
Ransom,  who  has  appeared  in  "A 
Different  WurUI."  "lack's  Place" 
and  "China  Beach." 

Performances  of  Murder  by 
Misadventure  are  Tuesday, 
Wednesday.  Thursday  and  Sunday 
at  7:30  p.m.:  Friday  and  Saturday 
al  H  p.m  and  matinees  at  J  p  m. 
Saturday.  Oct..  /$  and 
Wednesday.  Ckt  19.  and  on  e\vry 
Sunday.  Tickets  range  in  price 
from  $12  -  J)0,  but  students, 
senior  citizens,  and  subscriber  dis- 
counts are  available  For  more 
information  call  the  box  office  al 
1413)  7H1  2^40  and  for  group  and 
student  suh-.  call  Hl'tl  781-2340. 


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Collegian  Correspondent 

As  one  enters  the  New  Africa  House  looking  for  the 
Augusta  Savage  Gallery  they  will  notice  to  their  right  a 
myriad  of  bright  colors,  brighter  than  in  one  of  those 
"Vivid"  commercials. 

The  source  of  all  those  colors  was  Frank  Diaz  Escalet's 
acrylic  exhibit,  "Stories  and  Dreams."  on  display  now  until 
Oct.  lb.  The  paintings  are  almost  cartoon-like  in  style, 
depicting  crude  human  figures  of  every  race  doing  ordinary 
things  like  selling  snow  cones,  standing  on  a  street  comer 
or  working  in  a  factory.  They  take  a  compassionate  look  at 
the  joys  and  struggles  of  working  class  people.  The  themes 
range  from  the  festive  lo  the  painful:  families,  street 
scenes,  marketplaces,  dances  and  field  labor. 

One  of  the  most  prominent  works  is  "Navidad  de  Ayer" 
(1994).  The  most  prominent  image  is  the  living  room  rug. 
which  is  bright  and  busy  with  designs.  What  is  not  rug  is 
mostly  blue  wall.  In  the  center  of  the  blue  wall  is  a  cruci 
fix.  and  to  the  right  of  the  crucifix  is  an  old-fashioned 
photograph  of  an  old.  balding  man.  looking  rather  like 
that  farmer  who  stands  in  front  of  his  house  with  his 
pitchfork  and  wife.  Below  the  crucified  Christ  is  a  group 
of  popple  celebrating  his  birth.  It  is  the  "Christmas  of  the 
year."  The  funny  thing  about  the  people  is  that  they  are 
different  sizes.  The  guitar  player  is  very  large,  and  the 
dancers  very  small.  The  people  are  of  different  ethnic  ori- 
gins, but  iheir  size  has  nothing  to  do  with  the  color  of 
their  skin. 

"It's  always  been  stories  that  I  make  up.  Everything  to 
me  is  spontaneous."  says  Escalet.  "So  from  one  day  to  the 
next,  when  I  go  to  my  workbench  and  start  a  new  work.  I 
don't  know  what  I  have  in  mind  until  I  sketch  it.  And 
when  I  start  sketching,  it  just  takes  ofL  It's  having  a  com 
pletcly  open  mind  and  not  being  influenced.  So  I  don't 
know  what  I'm  going  to  come  up  with.  It  could  be 
Peruvian.  Indian,  it  could  be  lamaican.  Mexican,  the 
Caribbean." 

A  painter  of  all  types.  Escalet  believes  that  most  artists 
concentrate  on  their  own  type  of  people  and  their  own 
experiences.  He.  however,  tends  to  stray  from  that  partic 
ular  mold.  "I  was  bom  on  the  other  side."  said  the  Pucrtti 
Rican  artist,  "and  I  remember  all  the  different  things:  gel 
ting  off  the  boat  and  Ihc  sugar  cane  fields.  But  I  invent 
other  stories." 


Escalet  sketches  first  on  brown  paper,  exactly  the  same 
size  every  time.  The  work  he's  done  recently  has  been 
three  inches  by  four  inches.  "I'm  very  comfortable  with 
Ihal  particular  size.  It's  what  goes  right  down  on  the 
paper  the  first  time  and  that's  what  il  becomes  in  the 
painting.  I  don't  erase  anything."  he  says. 

"If  you  notice  the  faces,  each  one  is  an  individual  char- 
acter." he  added.  "There  arc  no  two  alike.  Or  resemblance 
for  that  matter.  Each  person  is  a  story  in  itself." 

When  he  was  going  lo  school  in  Spanish  Harlem. 
Escalet  made  his  own  comic  books.  In  N.Y.'s  Greenwich 
Village.  Escalet  was  a  silversmith.  He  opened  up  a  shop, 
and  got  involved  with  leather  crafis.  In  the  late  'SOs  he 
had  one  of  the  original  leather  shops  and  made  clothes  for 
the  Rolling  Stones.  Aretha  Franklin  and  other  popular 
musicians.  He  was  commissioned  by  Pablo  Casals  lo 
design  his  cello  case,  and  by  the  Museum  of  Modem  Art 
lo  create  covers  for  their  stone-slab  seats  in  the  sculpture 
garden. 

Escalet  moved  to  Maine  and  worked  with  inlaid  leather 
from  1974  to  1984.  He  ihcn  began  experimenting  with  oil 
paints.  He  works  on  his  leather  bench,  rather  than  an 
easel. 


I'm  what  you  consider  a  late  bloomer."  says  Escalet. 
"I'm  almost  like  those  runners  who  used  to  deliver  mail  in 
the  old  west.  You  know  how  they'd  go  maybe  15  miles 
and  run  a  horse  practically  to  death  and  switch  just  in 
lime  to  jump  onto  another  horse  again." 

In  1990.  135  pieces  of  E.scalel's  work  traveled  through 
seven  countries  and  numerous  museums  behind  the  for- 
mer Iron  Curtain  in  a  WoHd  Peace  Art  Tour.  Al  the  age  of 
64.  Escalet's  works  are  featured  in  the  collections  of  such 
famous  individuals  as  Ronald  Reagan  and  lacques 
Cousteau  His  works  have  also  been  on  exhibit  in  the 
National  Gallery  of  Art  and  Smithsonian  Institution  in 
Washington  DC. 

Infonnation  is  available  al  Ihe  exhibit  on  how  to  onlcr 
Escalet's  prints  jrum  "House  of  Escaki"  in 
Kennebunkptirt.  Ml- 

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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


South  Asians  jumpstart  club 

Students  attempt  to  increase  involvement  with  community 


By  Michelle  Lugo 

Collegian  StoH 


The  tounlric!.  Hiingladcsh.  India,  Pakistan,  Nepal 
and  Sri  l^nka  are  all  represemcd  in  the  Suuih  Asian 
Club  (SAO  at  the  University  of  Massachusetts.  The 
club  is  a  scicial.  academic,  and  peer  support  gri)up  for 
South  Asian  students. 

The  SAC  was  created  two  years  ago.  This  >cur. 
changes  arc  being  made  by  returning  nuiuhcr'-  \\hti 
were  unsatisfied  with  the  club's  organization  last 
semester,  and  who  felt  unwelcome  as  first-year  stu 
dents.  The  staff  started  off  the  semester  by  calling 
first-year  South  Asian  students  and  telling  them  about 
the  ciub.  offering  help,  and  advising  them  on  issues  of 
the  University. 

Because  of  the  freshman  orientation,  most  of  the 
new  members  are  first-year  students:  three-quarters  of 
the  staff  are  sophomores.  The  SAC  meets  every  two 
weeks.  Former  president  Sanjay  lain  is  the  an  advisor 
lor  the  organization  and  Harsh  Shah  is  the  current 
president  of  the  SAC. 

"The  South  Asian  community  is  not  divided.  .  .  It's  a 
huge  campus;  we  are  just  spread  out.  When  I  see  a  per- 
son from  South  Asia  I  want  be  able  to  recognize  them 
and  smile,  instead  of  looking  the  other  way."  said 
Meenakshi  Marwaha.  vice-president  of  the  club. 

Five  Lountrics  are  represented  in  the  SAC  but  most 
mcTiiK-rs  jrc  from  India.  There  is  another  South  Asian 
representative  organization  on  campus  exclusively  for 


students  from  Pakistan,  who  are  predominantly 
Muslim  and  hold  different  religious  and  political  inter 
esls.  Graduate  students  also  have  their  own  South 
Asian  organizjition. 

"Our  culture  is  different.  I  miss  the  food,  the  music, 
the  language,  the  movies."  said  Mitali  Shah,  treasurer 
of  SAC. 

The  club  offers  social  events,  too.  Activities  from  last 
year  include  a  charity  dance,  dinners,  and  sponsored 
movies.  Marhawa  said.  "(We  have]  different  customs 
and  entertainment.  For  example,  in  India,  movies  make 
up  a  big  part  of  our  entertainmenl.  India  has  Bollywood, 
the  largest  movie  production  company  in  the  world. 

"A  major  part  of  the  Indian  culture  is  going  to  the 
theaters  to  see  those  movies.  The  soundtracks  from 
those  movies  are  the  American  equivalent  of  Top  40 
pop  music.  It's  the  one  thing  the  lower  class  and  the 
higher  class  have  in  common  —  the  movies." 

The  next  activity  for  the  SAC  is  the  South  Asian 
Student  Association  Conference,  this  weekend  at 
Williams  College.  From  Friday  to  Sunday,  there  will 
be  workshops  on  issues  related  to  the  South  Asian 
community.  Williams  College  hosts  the  largest  Indian 
art  exhibition  on  the  East  coast. 

There  will  also  be  a  display  of  the  religious  history  of 
India  through  photographs.  Ranjna  Devi  who  teaches 
classical  Indian  dance  at  UMass.  and  has  a  dance 
group  called  Natraj  will  dance  at  the  conference.  South 
Asian  students  from  the  Five  Colleges  and  other  uni- 
versities will  participate. 


Bryce 


continued  from  p>age  8 

was  just  amazing.  Sitting  in  the  press  room  immediately 
following  the  game,  we  reporters  had  a  chance  at  hearing 
a  Rhode  Island  defensive  tackle  l.ou  D'Agostino  give  his 
overview  of  Ingoglia's  Massachusetts  and  Yankee 
Conference  record  5 1  5-yard  performance. 

"It  was  just  the  three  runs."  said  the  frustrated 
D'Agostino.  "We  made  him  look  better  than  he  really  is.' 

Here's  a  guy  who.  along  with  his  defensive  mates,  got 
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carries  just  minutes  ago.  and  he  can't  give  an  ounce  of 
credit  to  Ingoglia. 

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Friday,  October  7,  1994  /  Page  7 


continued  from  page  8 

"UMass  keeps  coming  ai  you,"  McGrath  said.  "They 
seem  to  like  high  pressure,  so  we're  going  to  have  to  deal 
with  that." 

UMass'  opponent  Sunday  has  dealt  with  more  than  its 
share  of  high  pressure.  It  has  been  a  grueling  beginning  to 
the  1994  campaign  for  the  Colonials  (2-7-1),  whose  ane- 
mic offense  has  produced  but  16  goals  while  allowing  34. 
GWU  is  not  high  and  dry  in  the  A-IO,  with  a  1-1-0 
record  (lied  for  fourth),  but  is  winless  away  from  D.C. 
lO-5-0]. 

Despite  his  newfound  offensive  awareness.  Bremke  still 
does  what  he  does  best:  marking.  His  assignment  Sunday 
may  well  be  Marcelo  Valencia,  who  despite  missing  a 
game,  leads  the  Colonials  in  shots  (37),  assists  (6),  points 
( 14),  and  comer  kicks  (43). 

"We  can  be  ihe  best  team  in  the  (Atlantic  10],"  UMass 
Coach  Sam  Koch  said.  "Bui  we  haven't  proven  it  yet  on 
the  field." 


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continued  from  page  8 

dom  order. 

Because  of  injury,  the  starting  boatings  for  the  UMass 
team  are  still  somewhat  in  transition.  Co-Captain 
Amanda  Krauss  is  expected  to  be  out  for  most  of  the  fall 
head  races. 

Also  on  the  injury  list  are  stroke  Nancy  LaRocque  and 
stroke  Emily  Turner,  who  both  have  been  battling  injuries 
and  have  been  in  and  out  of  the  varsity  eight  boat. 

Other  than  the  few  injuries  to  the  UMass  starters,  the 
team's  spirits  are  high  as  they  make  the  road  trip  to 
Middletown,  Conn. 

"After  last  weekend,  we  were  totally  psyched  for  this 
regatta,"  said  UMass  rower  Liegh  Twarog.  "I  think  we're 
ready  and  I  think  it  is  going  to  be  fun. 

"There  is  a  whole  new  attitude  on  the  team  and  it  is 
adding  to  our  confidence  in  ourselves  as  a  team." 

Twarog  attributed  this  new  team  attitude  not  only  to 
the  change  coming  from  the  Minutewomen's  elevation  to 
varsity  status,  but  also  from  the  new  coaching  staff  and 
team  spirit. 

'Even  though  we  had  a  pretty  successful  season  last 
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as  a  team,  and  that  is  good.  I  am  really  enjoying  myself." 

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Minutemen  on  the  road  against  New  Hampshire 


By  Anthony  Guido 

Collegian  Staff 


Now  on  111  ihc  hard  pari. 

rhi-  Linlscrvily  ot  Mussachuvclis  l\.xjlball  leani  has  run 
through  li>  carl>  season  schedule  virtually  unscathed,  with 
1  nis  a  one  fxjini  loss  at  Richmond  in  four  contests.  Now 
i;  >:c!-  .1  IlH  niore  difficult,  with  three  straight  lough 
hankie  t  vinlcrence  road  games. 

It  all  Mails  in  Durham,  N.H.,  tomorrow  afternoon 


UMass  I  5  1 1  puts  its  2  0  conlerence  record  on  the  line  as 
they  square  off  with  the  |  )~1,  2-0  in  conference)  New 
Hampshire  Wildcats.  The  early  season  lead  in  the  New 
Kngland  Division  is  up  for  grabs. 

"There  will  only  be  one  undefeated  team  left  in  the  divi- 
sion alter  Saturday;  it's  either  them  or  us."  Massachusetts 
Coach  Mike  Hodges  said. 

New  Hampshire  features  a  balanced  offense  led  by 
senior  quarterback  |im  Stayer,  Stayer  has  a  versatile  back- 
field  at  his  disposal  with  running  back  Avrom  Smith  and 


All     A  J- J  f»  MA'HAN  MARTIN  .  COUfCiAN 

Al-Amenca  candidate  Rene  Ingoglia  [19]  and  the  University  of  Massachusetts  football  team  heads  to  Durham 
NH,  tomorrow  afternoon  to  take  on  New  Hampshire. 


lullback  Lee  McClinton.  Smith  ranks  fourth  in  the  confer- 
ence with  a  91.5  yards  per  game  average  as  well  as  five 
mshing  touchdowns.  McClinton,  at  5-foot  1 1 -inches  and 
250  pounds,  is  the  bruising  blocker. 

"They  are  multi-dimensional,  very  balanced  Avrom 
Smith  is  as  good  a  back  as  there  is  in  the  league,  he  can 
do  it  all."  Hodges  said. 

The  UMass  defense,  the  top  unit  in  the  conference,  sim- 
ply dominated  Rhode  Island  last  weekend,  piling  up  10 
sacks  while  allowing  just  31  yards  rushing.  The  coaching 
staff  will  continue  to  rotate  the  linebacking  corps,  with 
several  LBs  playing  key  roles. 

lustin  Riemer  was  named  Yankee  Conference 
Defensive  Player  of  the  Week  in  his  first  ever  start. 
Riemer  totaled  13  tackles.  3  pass  breakups,  and  two 
sacks.  Outside  linebackers  Roger  Kotlarz  jlO  tackles, 
one  sack)  and  Trejo  Rust  |8  tackles,  one  sack]  both  had 
big  days  against  URI. 

The  Wildcat  defense  will  throw  different  alignments  at 
the  UMass  offense.  A  pair  of  standout  seniors  will  lead  the 
Cat  defense.  Defensive  tackle  |oe  Fleming  leads  all 
YanCon  pass  rushers  in  sacks  with  seven  through  four 
games.  Linebacker  Warren  Armes  is  tied  for  seventh  in 
the  league  in  tackles,  averaging  10  tackles  per  game. 

"They  do  some  unique  things,  we  have  to  be  prepared 
for  their  different  fronts,"  Hodges  said. 

The  Minuleman  offense,  lops  in  rushing  in  the  confer- 
ence, will  once  again  be  led  by  junior  running  back  Rene 
Ingoglia.  Ingoglia  outgained  URI  on  the  ground  last  week 
with  a  conference  record  313  yards.  It  marked  the  fourth 
straight  game  in  which  he  out-rushed  the  opposing  team 
Ingoglia  averages  191.5  yards  per  game,  over  100  more 
than  UMass  opponents  (89.8), 

Quarterback  Andrew  McNeilly  suffered  a  hip  pointer  in 
last  weekend's  win  over  URI.  The  junior  QB  has  practiced 
the  last  few  days,  and  will  get  the  start  tomorrow. 

"Andrew  is  fine,  he's  close  to  full  speed.  He  missed  the 
first  two  days  of  practice  this  week.  We  expect  him 
healthy  and  ready  to  go. 

"The  history  of  the  UMass-UNH  rivalry  are  tight  con- 
tests. A  turnover  here  or  a  big  play  there.  I  expect  a  some- 
thing like  that  to  decide  ii,"  said  Hodges. 

After  UNH,  UMass  has  road  contests  at  William  & 
Mary  and  Delaware,  arguably  the  best  two  teams  in  the 
conference. 

"Our  goal  right  now  is  to  beat  UNH.  it's  very  immedi- 
ate and  very  urgent."  Hodges  said,  "It's  a  unique  situation 
to  string  three  road  games  in  a  row.  but  good  football 
teams  don't  let  that  bother  them," 

The  game  can  be  heard  on  WMUA,  91,1  FM.  The  pre- 
game  show  begins  at  1 2: 1 5,  kick-off  at  1 2:30. 


Andrew 
Bryce 


Women  to  row  in  Conn 


By  Jody  King 

Collegian  Staff 


Starting  tenth  out  of  24 
■-^hoolN.  ihc  University  of 
Massachuscits  women's  crew 
u-am  is  ready  for  a  challenge 
entering  the  Head  of  the 
Connecticut  Regatta  Sunday,  only 
It  will  be  a  little  different  from 
their  last  two  races. 

"In  the  first  two  races  we  were 
either  started  first  or  so  far  back 
that  we  were  really  only  racing 
against  the  clock,  we  weren't  real- 
ly racing  against  people.  Sunday's 
race  should  involve  a  lot  of  pass 
ing,"  said  UMass  Coach  |im  Dictz. 

The  Women's  Open  Fight  boat 
vmII  he  starting  behind  Smith 
College  and  ahead  of  Temple 
University  The  24  boats  will  be 
passing  through  the  starting  mark 
10-15  seconds  apart  Dieiz  said 
he  is  hoping  for  a  quick  start  to 
pull  awav  from  Temple  right  in 
ihe  beginning. 

The  MinuiewtniH-n  arc  looking 
to  puss  Wcllesley  |2  boats  ahead 
of  UMass)  in  the  race,  a  feat 
which  seems  quite  possible  after 
UMass'  59  second  lead  in  last 
weekends  race  at  the  Head  of  the 
Textile. 

This  regatta  should  be  helpful 
to  the  Minulcwcimcn  in  evaluating 


the  young  team's  progress  so  far 
this  season, 

"It  will  be  a  good  opportunity 
to  see  our  boat  speed  in  compari- 
son to  the  other  boats  in  this  race 
like  Dartmouth.  Brown  and 
Radcliffe.  who  we  will  be  racing 
against  in  Ihe  spring."  said  Dietz. 

The  Minutewomen  are  looking 
forward  to  Sunday's  race.  They 
are  looking  forward  to  the  chal- 
lenge. 

"This  race  should  be  a  lot  more 
fun.  From  a  racing  standpoint, 
this  is  going  to  be  real  fun.  We 
will  be  racing  rather  than  doing  a 
timed  run,"  .said  Dietz.  "I  think 
the  incentive  will  be  there  for  us 
to  pull  away  from  Smith,  and 
from  Yale,  who  have  been  rowing 
very  well," 

The  Minutewomen  will  face  top 
Ivy  League  teams  in  the  Head  of 
the  Connecticut.  Massachusetts 
will  come  through  the  mark  as  the 
first  non-ivy  starter  at  the  tenth 
spot. 

The  teams  arc  seeded  as  to  the 
positions  they've  taken  in  the  past 
few  years  of  the  regalia.  The  first 
seven  or  eight  boats  arc  most  like- 
ly the  schools  thai  finished  in  the 
beginning  of  last  year's  race.  Afier 
those  eight,  the  boats  are  in  a  ran 

Turn  to  WOMEN'S  CREW  page  6 


Tennis  wasn't  this 
boring  in  the  1980s 

•  Bring  back  lohnny  Mac. 
I  can  honestly  say  that  I  have  not  watched  an 
entire  professional  tennis  match,  nor  devotedly  fol- 
lowed a  tennis  tournament  since  the  mid  *80s.  I 
spent  some  time  trying  to  figure  out  why  that  was, 
why  I  change  the  channel  each  time  tennis  is  <m.  It's 
simple... 
The  sport  lacks  personality. 
Guys  like  Pete  Sampras,  Jim  Courier  and  Michael 
Chang  have  the  talent  to  play  tennis,  no  question 
about  that.  As  for  the  uniqueness,  there  is  none.  No 
qualities  that  seperate  the  individual  players  from 
one  another.  The  only  s«ni-  flamboyant  personality 

in  the  tennis  world  is 
Andre  Agassi,  who  has 
that  because  of  his 
good  looks  and  the  his 
flourescent.  Nike 
attliie. 
Who  can  forget  the 
•80s  with  the  John  McEnroes  and  the  Jimmy 
Connors? 

McEnroe  screaming  espietives  at  the  line  judges, 
Connors  flipping  off  the  net  judge.  And  that's  not  to 
mention  the  classic  confrontations  between  the  two 
on  the  court.  Simply  uinforget  table. 

1  was  disgusted  by  McEnroe's  antics  —  since  1 
was  a  Connors  fan,  so  it  was  airig^ht  when  Connors 
chucked  the  bird.  That  says  something.  I  chose  a 
hero  and  a  villain  when  I  watched  tennis.  I  got  into 
it. 

The  old  flavor  is  now  gone.  I  can't  choose 
between  guys  like  Sampras  and  Courier.  What  sepa- 
rates them  from  each  other?  Maybe  distinct  playing 
styles,  but  not  much  else. 

When  McEnroe  yelled  at  the  oCflcials.  and  when 
Connors  made  vulgar  hand  gestures,  it  was  the  OMn- 
petitiveness  shining  through  —  along  with  the 
understood  importance  of  putllhig  on  a  show  for  the 
fans.  And  they  both  had  their  share  of  victorious 
moments,  an  ingredient  for  a  true  rivalry. 

The  men's  tennis  world  needs  something.  And  in 

may  not  be  another  John  McEnroe  or  Jimmy 

Connors,  and  it  may  not  include  fits  of  rage  given  to 

the  court  judges. 

It  just  needs  someone  to  stand  out. 

•  The  show  Rene  Ingc^ia  put  on  was  last  week 

Turn  to  BRVCE,  page  6 


Minutewomen  look  to  knock  off  UNC 


By  Man  Vaulour 

Collegion  Staff 


The  No.  9  University  of 
Massachusetts  field  hockey  team  will 
have  its  toughest  test  of  the  season 
when  it  takes  on  No.  I  North 
Carolina  at  Westfield  State  Sunday 
afiemoon  at  I  p.m. 

How  good  is  UNC? 

The  Tar  Heels  enter  the  game  with 
a  record  of  10-0-0.  In  those  ten 
games,  ihey  have  oulscorcd  their 
opponents  40-3  including  eight 
shutouts. 

"lis  always  tough  to  be  No.  I." 
said  UNC  Coach  Karen  Shellon. 
"We'll  make  everyone's  season  if  they 
beat  us.  We  just  try  to  ignore  the  poll 
and  concentrate  on  each  game." 

"They  (Tar  Heels]  are  outstand- 
ing." said  Donnelly.  "They  are  by  far 
the  best.  They  deserve  lo  be  No.  I. 
Karen  is  one  of  the  best  coaches  in 
the  country.' 

"We  know  what  we  have  to  do." 
said  senior  midfielder  Colleen  Duffy. 
"We  just  need  to  step  up.  We  all 
believe  in  ourselves." 

One  year  ago,  the  two  teams  met  at 
Chapel  Hill  late  in  the  season.  In  one 
of  the  most  exciting  games  of  the 
UMass  season,  the  Tar  fleels  came 
away  with  a  1-0  victory  in 
double-overtime.  Shclton  said  she 
expects  another  highly-  contested 
game  this  year. 


"I'm  really  nervous  about  this 
game."  said  Shelton.  "We  played 
UMass  last  year  to  a  1-0  overtime 
win  last  year.  It  was  a  really  hard 
fought  battle.  We  expect  a  great  bat- 
tle this  year  too.  We  think  they  are 
much  better  than  their  rank.  It  will 
all  straighten  itself  out  by  the  end  of 
the  season." 

Donnelly  said  she  also  expects  a 
good  game. 

"It's  a  great  challenge,"  said 
Donnelly.  "We're  up  for  it.  We've 
been  looking  forward  to  it.  There  is 
no  belter  challenge." 

When  the  game  was  originally 
scheduled,  there  was  speculation  that 
there  would  be  turf  ai  UMass  in  time 
for  this  season.  When  it  fell  through, 
the  game  was  moved  to  Westfield 
State,  due  to  contractual  agreement 
that  it  would  be  played  on  lurf. 

"Obviously  it  is  good  for  us  to  play 
on  turf."  said  Shelton.  "We  are  a  lurf 
team,  and  we  really  haven't  played  on 
grass  in  three  years." 

Both  Shellon  and  Donnelly  look  to 
the  same  three  Minutewomen  as 
important  factors  in  the  game, 

"Natalie  Hart  proposes  a  tremen- 
dous problem,"  said  Shellon.  "We 
know  Hilary  Rose  will  be  tremendous 
in  goal.  Kyle  Rothcnberger  is  a  force 
to  be  reckoned  with.  I  just  hope  we 
execute  the  fundamentals." 

"Our  players  would  prefer  lo  play 
on  turf,"  said  [Xinnclly.  "It's  a  truer 


lest  of  field  hockey  skill.  Hilary  is  bel- 
ter on  turf.  Our  comers,  specifically 
Natalie,  are  better  on  turf,  and  Kyle's 
skills  improve  on  turf." 

Kyri  Sparks  will  have  her  toughest 
marking  assignment.  Center  forward 
Cindy  Weriey.  who  is  a  member  of 
the  US  National  Team,  leads  the 
offense  with  10  goals  and  10  assists 


on  the  season. 

The  No.  I  ranking  has  brought  talk 
of  a  National  Title  to  Chapel  Hill, 
Shellon  said  she  is  optimistic,  but 
cautious  about  her  team's  chances, 

"We're  very  strong,  but  we're  also 
very  vulnerable,"  said  Shelton.  "We 
have  a  chance,  but  there  are  20  teams 
that  have  a  chance." 


_.         ,  ,     .  ,  NATHAN  MAKTIN  /  COlllCUN 

The  University  of  Massachusetts  field  hockey  team  will  "host"  No,  1  North 
Carolina  at  Westfield  State  on  Sunday  afternoon  at  I  p.m. 


Roberts  lights  up  win  at  Yale   Men's  soccer  plays  two  over  weekend 


By  Candice  Fl«mming 
ar>d  Mike  Reiss 

Collegton  Staff 


Massachusetts     1 
Yale  c 


NEW  HAV'FN.  Conn  —  After  losing  two  1  -0  games  in 
California  last  weekend,  Ihc  University  of  Massachusetts 
women's  soccer  team  was  looking  to  light  it  up  against 

Yale  University  under  the 
lights  last  night. 

The  Minutewomen  did 

just  that,  coming  away 

with  a  1-0  win. 

"Yale  had  a  very  good  game  plan,"  said  UMass  Coach 

lim  Rudy   "The  coaching  staff  is  shrewd  and  sharp.  They 

reduced  our  pla>ing  area  and  il  almost  worked  for  them 

despite  iiur  overwhelming  superiority  " 

"We  played  a  low  pressure  defense  because 
Massachusetts  is  fasi."  said  Yale  Coach  Felice  Duffy.  "We 
tried  to  optn  up  against  that  and  counter.  You  can  tell 
from  their  one  goal  that  ihey  had  speed." 


Sports  Notice 

Tkkets  for  Midnight  Madness  will  be  avail- 
able beginning  Tuesday,  October  11, 
Admission  Is  free,  but  tickets  must  be  picked 
up  in  advance. 

There  will  be  a  short  meeting  for  ail  Collegton 
sports  writers  next  Tuesday  at  7  p.m.  in 
Collegian  office. 

Anyone  unable  to  attend  is  required  to  con- 
tact Andrew  Bryce  or  Matt  Vautour  at 
54S-1851. 


The  first  half  was  scoreless,  but  both  teams  had  oppor- 
tunities to  score. 

With  24:20  left  in  ihc  first  half.  Yale  senior  forward 
Amy  Busch  slipped  by  the  defense  and  went  one  on  one 
with  UMass  goalkeeper  Danielle  Dion.  But  the  shot 
missed  as  Busch  did  not  get  all  of  the  ball. 

The  Minutewomen  had  a  chance  with  17:15  Icfl  when 
sophomore  Erin  Lynch  shot  Ihe  ball  from  18  yards  out. 
but  hit  the  near  right  post. 

Yale  had  another  opportunity  two  minutes  later  with 
15:56  lefi.  There  was  a  scramble  in  Ihe  goal  mouth  and 
Ihc  ball  went  lo  the  lefi  side.  Then  the  ball  was  lofied  to 
the  far  post,  where  it  hil  the  post  and  bounced  out. 

The  game  would  remain  tied  until  the  54:49  mark,  lulie 
Magid  sent  the  ball  to  Melissa  Mitchell  who  made  a  cou 
pie  of  nifty  moves,  then  passed  it  to  Nicole  Roberts 
Roberts  got  past  ihe  defense,  went  one-on-one  with  the 
Yale  keeper  and  then  sent  a  low  roller  into  the  lefi  comer 
for  the  score  to  make  it  1-0.  The  goal  by  Roberts  was  her 
fifth  of  the  year  and  lied  her  for  the  team  lead  in  total 
points  1 1  3|  with  Rebecca  Myers. 

With  54:29  lefi  in  the  game,  Yale  had  a  good  chance 
when  sophomore  forward  Amy  Porter  shot  the  ball  from 
20  yards  out,  but  Dion  made  an  outstanding  save  by  tip 
ping  the  ball  over  Ihe  cross  bar. 

Immediately  after  that  chance,  UMass  almost  scored 
again.  Off  a  Yale  corner.  Lynch  kicked  the  ball  lo  the 
55-yard  line  of  Yale's  territory  Roberts  controlled  the 
ball  and  used  her  quickness  lo  boll  all  the  way  down  to 
the  top  of  the  box  She  look  the  shot  from  20  yards  out, 
but  just  missed  wide. 

UMass'  next  game  is  Sunday  at  1  p  m.  at  Garber  Field 
against  Colgate  University,  who  is  ranked  fourth  in  ihe 
Northeast  Region  with  a  7-1-2  record.  According  lo 
Rudy,  they  are  the  "new  kids  on  the  bliKk." 

"jThcy  are|  really  pushing  to  gain  recognition,"  said 
Rudy  "A  win  against  one  of  the  lop  four  teams  in  region 
would  do  their  program  wonders.  I'm  expecting  a  tooth 
and  nail  dog  fight." 


Minutemen  hack  in  action,  clash  with  A- 10  foes  WVU,  QW 


By  T«d  KoNler 

Collegion  Staff 


A  well-rested  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  soccer 
team  (5-5-1)  passes  through  the  Mid-Atlaniic  this  week 
end,  making  slops  tonight  in  West  Virginia  and  Sunday  in 
the  nation's  capital  for  two  Atlantic- 10  matches  with  the 
Mountaineers  and  George  Washington, 

UMass  has  not  seen  action  since  Saturday,  when  it 
trounced  St.  lo.seph's,  4-1.  A-10  Player  of  the  Week 

m 


COtllCIANIIK 

The  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  soccer  team  will 
travel  to  West  Virginia  to  take  on  the  Mountaineers 
tonight,  and  will  continue  on  to  Washington,  DC,  to 
take  on  George  Washington  on  Sunday  afternoon. 


Karsicn  Brcmke  scored  two  goals  on  the  hapless  Hawks, 
giving  the  German  stopper  four  in  his  last  two  games. 
That  victory  brought  the  Minuiemen's  conference  mark  lo 
a  mint  5  4.V  0.  good  for  first  place. 

The  last  time  West  Virginia  took  a  two-game  road  trip, 
it  was  brutally  pounded  by  an  aggregate  score  of  14-2  in 
the  Cleveland  Stale  Tournament  by  the  hosts  and 
Miami-Ohio. 

The  Mountaineers  then  gave  a  much  better  effort  in  the 
Coastal  Carolina  Tournament,  which  they  won  by  defeat- 
ing Southern  Indiana  5-2  and  blanking  the  hosts.  5-0, 
WVU  shares  a  three-game  roll  with  UMass.  having  won 
its  last  contest  from  Robert  Morris,  5-2.  in  Morgantown. 

Some  prominent  local  coaches  speak  of  senior  leader- 
ship, but  Mountaineers  Coach  John  McGrath  relies  on  a 
much  younger  man:  freshman  striker  Andy  Leardini.  In 
his  brief  career,  litis  Youngsiown,  NY.,  native  has  made 
his  presence  felt,  gamcring  the  latest  A- 10  Rookie  of  the 
Week  award  and  leading  the  conference  in  scoring,  with 
seven  goals,  iwo  assists  and  sixteen  points. 

"He's  just  a  freshman,  but  when  he  gets  his  chances,  he 
finds  the  back  of  the  net."  McGralh  said. 

On  the  other  end  of  the  field,  there  is  little  doubt  who 
will  tend  the  West  Virginia  ncls.  as  fellow  freshman  Dani 
Braga  has  played  914  of  917  minutes  in  goal.  He.  too.  has 
impressed  immediately,  not  allowing  a  goal  until  the 
fourth  game  of  the  season,  then  recording  a  fourth  shutout 
lo  capture  the  CCT  crown.  IBraga  and  lames  Sabin  com- 
bined to  hang  a  goose  egg  on  St.  Bonavenlure.  5-0|. 

"Since  the  younger  guys  weren't  used  lo  playing 
Division  I  ball,  it  look  them  a  while  to  understand  what  il 
takes  to  win,"  said  McGrath,  whose  team  starts  only  one 
senior.  "Bui  we're  on  the  right  track  now." 

Leardini  leads  a  balanced  attack  featuring  Travis  Furbec 
Ifivc  goals).  Scoli  Lamb  and  Kobie  Wilburg  [four  goals 
each),  but  McGraih  is  more  concerned  with  containing 
Ihe  Minutemen. 


Tumto8OCCW,pa08  6 


Rose  shines  again 


Sophomore  goiltender  Hilary  Rose 
turned  in  one  ol  (he  linest  perfor- 
mances as  the  Minutewomen  upset 
No.  1  North  Carolina  1  -0. 


Teachers  help  to 
broaden  young  minds 

The  Student  Teacher  Education 
Program  wants  to  help  students  get 
their  teacher  certification  and  move 
on  to  a  career  (Story  page  3). 


'^ 

Ed  Wood  is  no 
B-grade  flick 

Tim  Burton's  latest  film,  [d  Wood, 
which  opened  nationwide  this  week- 
end, gets  reviewed  in  today's  Arts  and 
Living  section,  (page  5) 

Extended  Forecast 

An  overnight  frost  warning  is  in 

effect.  Today  will  be  clear  *nd  "l"^ 
Wednesday  will  bring  much  of  he 
Zme.  with  a  little  sun.  Thursday  will  be 
fair  Bundle  up. 


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The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  20 


New  England's  Largest  College  Doily  •  Founded  in  1890  •  Daily  Since  1967 


Tuesday,  October  1 1,  1994 


Iraq  troops  pull  back 
while  forces  continue 
to  move  into  Kuwait 


By  Eileen  Alt  Powell 

AsvxiotecJ  Press 


KL'WMT  Siiicrica's  determined 
oiluit  111  piuKM  Kuwait  appeared  to 
pay  o\\  Mtind.iv:  Ikiurs  iitier  U.S.  sol- 
diers landed,  liiiq  detlured  an  end  to 
ils  menaeing  live-day  buildup  and 
sdid  its  lUKip^  were  pulling  buek. 

I  he  ieii>  ol  thousands  of  Iraqi  sol- 
diers sent  lu  the  Kirder  had  revived 
memoiies  ul  H9().  uhen  Iraq  swept 
aside  Kuwait's  ainiv  and  seized  the 
oil-rieh  counin  h  was  s^ven  months 
belote  a  Ij.S  led  i.i.i,ihiion  ciusted  the 
occupiers. 

Thi'  time,  Washington  was  deter- 
mined to  send  a  finn  signal  —  invade 
Kuwait  and  the  I'nited  Stales  will 
respond.  VVashiiigii.m  K-gan  amassing 
,1  loree  ol  nearly  70,000  in  the 
rekTitm.  i4.W0  already  assigned  plus 
I  5,01X1  on  standby. 

The  first  eontingenl  of  300  U.S. 
soldiers  iini'.cd  in  Kuwait  City  on 
Monday. 

Hours  later,  Iraq's  ambassador  to 
the  United  Nations,  Nizar  Hamdtxjn, 
said  Iraqi  forees  would  withdraw 
I  rum  the  Kuwaiti  border  and  'are 
already  on  the  move."  He  said  they 
would  be  sent  to  a  site  nonh  of  Basra. 
In  Baghdad,  loreign  Minister 
Mohammed  Saeed  a!  Sahhaf  said 
I r oops  would  be  deployed  to  "other 
loeaiiinis  in  the  rear"  to  finish  mili- 
tar\  ..  \ciu-'  - 

He  loUJ  iht  oIlKial  Iraqi  news 
agcney  the  withdrawal  was  ordered 
in  resjionse  lo  appeals  (mm  "friends" 
and  "in  view  ol  the  (act  that  the 
iriKips'  presence  might  be  used  as  a 


pretext  lo  maintain  sanctions." 

The  emshing  U.N.  sanctions  were 
imposed  after  Iraq  invaded  Kuwait  in 
■August  1990.  Iraq  has  aggressively 
sought  lo  have  the  sanctions  eased, 
particularly  a  4-year-old  oil  embargo 
thai  has  devastated  the  economy. 

Iraqi  leader  Saddam  Hussein  may 
have  conceived  the  buildup  as  a  warn- 
ing that  he  could  still  cause  trouble  if 
the  sanctions  were  not  lifted. 

The  United  States  and  Kuwait 
reacted  cautiously  to  word  of  a  with- 
drawal. 

"I  haven't  seen  anything  like  that. 
no."  said  Gen.  |ohn  Shalikashvili, 
chairman  of  the  |oint  Chiefs  of  Staff. 
Kuwait's  information  minister. 
Sheik  Saud  al-Sabah,  said  there  was 
no  evidence  Iraq  had  begun  pulling 
back  any  of  the  estimated  80.000  sol- 
diers on  the  border.  "We  will  believe 
it  when  we  see  it,"  he  said. 

Vesselin  Koslov,  spokesman  for 
the  1,100-member  U.N.  observer 
mission  on  the  border,  told  The 
Associated  Press  he  could  not  con- 
firm that  Iraqi  troops  were  moving 
but  said  "the  situation  within  the 
DMZ  remains  calm."  The  9-mile- 
wide  demilitarized  zone  was  set  up 
after  the  1991  Gulf  War. 

Pentagon  officials  have  not  said  to 
what  extent  Iraq  would  have  to  pull 
back  before  the  United  States  eiwied 
its  buildup. 

U.S.  forces  continued  lo  arrive 
Monday  to  confront  the  Iraqi  force, 
which  includes  20.000  Republican 
Guards.  An  estimated  700  Iraqi  tanks 
and  other  armored  vehicles  also  were 
believed  at  the  border. 


NATHAN  MUrN  /  COtLICIAN 


The  Minutewomen  celebrate  after  their  stiinning  upset  of  the  No.  1  North  Carolina  Tar  Heels. 


Senator  Rosenberg  answers  ballot  questions 

New  task  force  hoping 
to  help  fund  education 


f  ranklin/HaiTipshirc 


By  Kelly  Spong 

Collegian  Stoff  

Student  voters  in  the  upcoming  election  will  be  faced 
with  several  ballot  questions,  in  particular  a  question 
regarding  student -run  organizations  collecting  money  on 
tuition  bil'- 

Slate  Sen    Ntan  Koscnborg 
counties  I  saiii  he  is  against 
Question   i   regarding  a 
change  in  the  law  on       i 
dent  fees    He  said  he 
favor  of  Question  6  aiid  7 
which    together    would 
grant  a  graduated  income 
lax  and  Question  1  which 
would  rcgulalc  spendinr 
on  ballots  question  eani 
paigns. 

There  are  a  total  ol  nine 
ballot  qucslions 

Question  3  is    -I  p.inicu 

lar  interest  to  groups  like 

MASSPIRO.  a  student  run 

group  which  lobbies  foi 

environmental  preservation 

and     consumer     rights. 

because  it  involvi-s  checking 

a  box  on  students'  tuition 

foniis  lo  donate  money  to  a 

panieuliir  group. 

Rosenberg  said  he  is 

opposed  lo  Question   3 

because  il  automatically 

makes  ihe  suideni  body 

members  o(  a  political 

organiz<iiion  without  a  con 

scious  decision  on  the  part  of  students  lo  join  the  gix)up. 
As  it  stands  now,  sludenls  must  deduct  a  lee  from  the 

tuition  bill  in  order  lo  avoid  contributing  money  lo  a  group. 
Al  issue,  aeeording  lo  Rosenberg,  is  not  the  right  for 

student  gi.  ilect  monev,  Inii  the  structure  of  the 

collecliiiii 

(jx,,  ntalH  undemotralic"  according 


State  Sen.  Stan  Rosenberg 


to  Rosenberg  because  he  said  students  should  take  an 
afrirmalive  step  to  join  a  group. 

"The  referendum  lakes  ihis  process  and  suggests  some 
thing  undemocratic  becomes  democratic,"  he  said. 

Rosenberg  said  he  would  support  a  positive  check-off 
on  the  tuition  bill  where  students  must  check  a  box  to 
donate  money 

Question  1  is  also  a  MassPIRG  initiative  to  limit  the 
amount  of  money  business 
and  non-profit  corpora- 
tions can  coniribuie  lo  bal- 
lot questions. 

Rosenberg  said  he  sup- 
ports the  referendum  in 
general  because  he  said 
cofpomtions  can  effect  the 
outcome  of  a  vole  if  they 
spend  a  large  sum  lo  influ 
cnce  how  voters  answer. 

The  measure  would 
deny  the  use  of  any  funds 
from  a  corporation's  trea- 
sury lo  contribute  to  a  ref- 
erendum. In  order  lo  make 
contribution,  corporations 
must  raise  separate  funds. 

Rosenberg  said  while  he 
agrees  with  Question  I. 
there  are  some  issues  of 
limitations  on  freedom  of 
speech  which  should  be 
addressed,  if  the  measure 
passed 

Question  6  would 
change  Ihe  Massachusetts 
conslilulion  lo  allow  for  a 
graduated  Income  lax  and 
Question  7  would  create  a  plan  lor  implementing  the 
graduated  income  lax. 

Rosenberg  said  92  percent  of  all  residents'  income  taxes 
would  go  down  and  Ihe  wealthiest  residents  would  pick 
up  Ihe  remainder  of  income  taxes. 

"IQueslion  b|  is  not  about  raising  or  lower  'axes," 
Rosenberg  said.  "It  is  about  changing  the  constitution  " 


By  An^vw  Fwguson 

Coliagian  Staff 


CMonon'immct  i  coiiician 


As  a  University  of  Massachusetts  alumni.  Sen. 
Stan  Rosenberg  (D -Franklin/Hampshire  counties) 
is  working  with  his  alma  mater  for  increased  fund- 
ing arnl  a  voice  in  the  state 

As  a  legislature,  Rosenberg  said  a  key  to  the 
University  gaining  more  stale  appropriation  is  for 
students  registering  lo  vote 

Rosenberg  said  the  slate  is  aiicmpiing  lo  improve 
the  quality  of  higher  education,  similar  lo  its  plan 
for  K- 1 2  education  However,  he  said  it  is  netcs 
sary  for  college  students  to  help  in  the  fighi. 

Rosenberg  said  he  urges  students  lo  register  to 
vole,  which  is  now  easier  because  students  can  mail 
in  their  registrations  By  registering  lo  vole,  he  said 
students  have  electoral  power  lo  keep  candidates  in 
office  who  arc  willing  lo  work  for  improvements 
and  funding  towards  higher  education 

In  addition,  registering  lo  vole  will  allow  Ihe 
voice  of  students  lo  be  heard  in  lobbying  the  Slate 
House. 

"It  is  important  for  students  lo  register  to  vole, 
but  you  must  also  do  your  homework  |on  the  candi 
dales  and  the  issues)  and  cast  intelligent  voles." 
Rosenberg  said 

Rc>senberg  said  I  he  voice  of  student  lobbyists  is 
much  more  clear  and  effective  today  than  past  years 
because  students  arc  working  together  for  common 
goals. 

A  "fair- share"  task  force  is  current  ly  in  the  works 
lo  revamp  Ihe  funding  system  for  public  higher  cdu 
cation  and  lo  divide  funds  paid  from  the  students 
and  Ihe  state,  according  to  Rosenberg,  who  was  one 


More  grant  money 
^ves  science  dept. 
added  opportunities 


By  Christopher  HosmH 

Cdlagian  Stall 


,|    I    nn.  :    il', 


turn  to  ROSCNWRG.  pc^e  2 


Minority  recruitment  plan  awards  scholarships 

'  _  .     .  -  .1.     ,1    .k_    U'  I.    U      IV.    IL>ii    I    iKrn 


By  Heather  Redeem 

Collegian  StoH 


Insuring  rights  for  students  of  color  at  Ihe  University  of 
Massachusetts  is  a  mam  goal  for  those  involved  in 
Al  \NA  (African  American,  latino.  Asian  and  Native 
\      ncan  siudcnlsi 

I  he  students  of  color  in  Al  AN  \  represent  a  variety  of 
backgrounds  and  different  cultures."  said  Potris 
Cleminons,  director  of  the  ALAN.A  honor  simeiv 

A  request  bv  AlANA  lo  have  a  20  percent  minority 
student  reprcsenialion  in  the  first -vear  class  by  the  lall  o( 
1991  has  not  yet  been  fulfilled,  hul  is  still  a  target  said 
Pircclor  ot  .Admissions  Arlene  Cash 

Cash  said  a  minoiiiy  recruitment  plan  is  underway  to 
increase  the  number  of  minority  students  at  the  University 

Providing  students  scholarship  opportunities  and  finan 

il  aid  packages  are  key  methods  in  this  plan.  Cash  said 

I  orly  new  minoniy  scholarships  totalling  $200,000  have 
i-    n  provided  for  utKlctpaduaie  sludenls  al  the  Universiiy 

I  ash  said  students  presently  attending  the  University 
wan  play  a  major  role  in  helping  lo  reertiii  minority  slu- 
denls by  visiiing  kxal  high  scIuh.Is  and  hosting  students  at 
the  University  for  a  day.  _ 

"We  It  adinissions  arc  a  small  ga>up  *  Cash  said.  "We 


need  sludenls  to  help  in  the  recruilmenl  process 
"This  is  a  student  empowered  process."  she  said 
For  Ihe  fall  of  1993.  students  of  color  were  15  1  per 
cent  of  firsi-vear  students  who  were  US  citizens.  3  9  per 
cent  African  American.  4.2  percent  Hispanic,  6  7  percent 
Asian,  and  3  percent  Native  American 

Twenty-four  percent  of  first  year  students  did  not 
return  in  the  fall  of  1993  The  percentage  o(  non-rcium 
ing  students  by  racial  and  ethnic  groups  were  23  percent 
Caucasian.  32  percent  African  American.  30  percent 
Hispanic,  and  24  percent  Asian 

The  creation  of  the  Future  Scholars  ol  America  (I.S^| 
during  Ihe  spring  of  1993  has  provided  additional  means  to 
recruit  minority  students  Funding  in  the  amount  of 
$750,00  has  hceii  set  aside  for  this  program  for  three  years. 
As  part  of  the  FSA  program,  academic  enrichment  pro 
grams  of  at-risk  high  schcKil  and  junior  high  school  stu 
dents  will  be  held  on  Saturdays  «s  well  as  during  school 
vacations. 

A  six-week  academu  summer  program  has  been 
designed  lo  improve  students'  academic  skills  and  to 
expose  students  lo  programs  al  the  University. 

In  an  effort  to  keep  students  reluming  lo  ihc  University 
and  to  help  make  ihe  experience  ol  learning  a  more  pleas- 
ant one,  a  learning  center  located  in  the  University 


Library,  recently  named  the  W  F  R    l>u  Bois  l.ihrars.  has 
been  created 

Here,  trained  undergraduate  siu<l>  nis  olli  i  luionng  ses- 
sions for  all  llniversilv  sludenls  said  Deputy  Provost 
Norman  Ailkcn 

Ailkcn  said  a  revision  of  academic  regulations,  passe<l 
by  the  Faculty  Senate  in  ihe  fall  of  1993.  has  allowed  for 
new  efforts  to  be  made  encouraging  students  to  repeal 
courses  Ihcv  may  have  done  poorly  in 

A  request  to  improve  the  percent  of  minority  faculiy  on 
.ampus  by  AI.ANA  is  a  goal.  Provost  Patricia  Crosson 
aid  this  goal  is  extremely  imporiani  at  the  University 

"As  a  community,  we  have  lo  pay  allcntion  lo  who  we 
arc  in  terms  iif  who  we  have  as  faculty  al  the  University. 
at  all  levels."  Crosson  said  "It  is  imporiani  that  we  hav^' 
diversity  in  our  faculty  for  our  community  of  scholars." 

Crxjsson  also  said  a  new  program  known  as  the  Special 
Opportunities  Fund  will  be  a  mechanism  used  to  assisi  m 
minority  recruilmenl  ai  the  Universiiy 

"When  we  have  new  faculty  positions,  we  h.iw    i"  pas 
ellenlion  lo  affirmative  action,  including  mmoniy  lacul 
ly."  Crosson  said 
'  As  of  the  fall  of  1993.  21  new  faculty  members,  who 


Turn  to  AlANA  pag«  2 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  will  receive  $1  million 
grant  from  the  Howard  Hughes  Medical  Insiilute  iHHMh 
lo  supp»)rl  undergraduate  education  in  the  bK>|.  , 
ences 

This  grant  is  part  of  ihe  nation's  largesi  privjilcl)  luiuled 
endeavor  to  keep  American  students  coinpi  lilivc  in  math 
cmaiics  and  the  sciences 

"jThc  grant's)  probably  in  the  niai 
spokesman  Art  Clifford 

The  University  is  one  ol  62  insiiiutioiis  shaimg  ilie  u.ial 
of  $Kt>  million  in  lour  year  grants  from  HHMI 

"The  bulk  of  this  money  is  going  to  further  umlergradu 
ale  educational  purposes,"  said  Hruie  Hyers.  undergradu 
ale  academic  coordinator  for  the  University 

The  Massachusetts  Insiiiuie  for  Technology.  Tufts 
Universiiy  and  Boston  University  are  the  other 
Massachusetts  institutions  receiving  pari  of  Ihe  grunt 

This  grant  is  an  expansion  of  an  initial  program  that  the 
insiiiuie  started  iwo  years  ago 

The  Universiiy  received  a  $12  million  five  year  grant 
which  is  siill  being  used  and  will  be  used  in  conjunction 
with  the  cuneni  grant. 

In  lolal.  the  University  has  received  %2  2  million  from 
HHMI 

Pari  of  Ihe  money  enriches  the  Undergraduate 
Biological  Sciences  Program,  and  will  be  used  to  at  tract 
more  women  ami  minority  students  inio  the  biological  sci 
ence  fields 

"One  of  our  continuing  objectives  has  been  to  aiiract 
more  undergraduates  lo  the  biological  sciences."  said 
Rodney  K  Murphy,  ihe  principal  investigator  ol  ihe 
HHMI  grant  and  a  biology  professor  al  the  Universnv 

"We  want  lo  open  sui<ienls  eyes  to  ihe  opfxirluniiies  in 
biotechnology  and  Ihe  bio  silences,"  Murphy  said 

The  gram  will  fund  additional  improvements  iii  lab 
K^uipmcm.  inslalling  computer  facilities  used  for  ..ourse 
work,  and  to  provide  stipends  to  undergraduates  *ho 
work  in  research  labs,  according  lo  Hyers 

Additional  programs  will  include  summer  ses  hus, 
bringing  lalenlcd  minority  high  school  students  on  tamj  'is 
to  foster  an  interest  m  Ihe  sciences.  Clifford  said 

"This  funding  will  help  us  continue  lo  attract  lalentcd 
high  schix)l  students  lo  campus  in  the  summer,  and  for 
sludenls  who  come  lo  UMass  as  undergiadu.ncs     Murphy 

said 

■We  will  have  a  lop  n.  in  m 

place  for  Ihcm.' he  said 

Working  with  University  snil.  siudcnis  will  ^omJuii 
their  own  rcscareh  and  cxpcnence  "some  of  the  adveniure 
and  Ihe  excitement  of  actual  science.'  C  lifford  said 

-We  want  ihem  lo  see  ihal  research  is  fun  as  v^ell  as 
hard  work."  Murphy  said 

High  school  students  in  prevu.us  programs  have  done 
such  experiments  as  studying  the  Ixhavior  of  monkeys, 
invcstigaiing  the  phenomenon  of  programnied  cefl  death, 
and  Ihc  developmental  biology  of  mangrove  tries 

Most  of  the  students  going  through  ihis  program  have 
gone  to  college,  and  many  lo  UMass  The  pomi  of  the  pro 
gram  is  to  identify  talented  suideni^  and  present  Ihcm 
with  options.  Murphy  said 

"The  students  we've  had  coiih  ihruugh  dunng  the  last 
two  summers  have  responded  well  lo  ihc  challenge. 
Murphy  said 

"They  do  il  all  and  ihev  lov 


he  said 


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1  ucsdus.  Oct.  1 1 

Mcfliiin  (.il  H  jiiad  siudcni  orga- 
ni/ation,  1^:50  p.m..  Gradualc 
Sludcnl  l.oungc.  Student  Union. 
Inlomiation:  545-  1560. 

nim  —  Sot  ut  the  Mull:  A  Scrii'i  of 
Film  r.xpf  ruin  t's  >  nu  Hon'/  linJ 
Anyulwrf  ilsi ,  7  pin.  Hartk'ii  Hull 
Audilonuni.  I  \l.i>^.  Iici.' 

Muiic  —  iaculiy  Kccilal:  Music 
lor  Twos  and  Threes,  Bezanson 
Recital  Hall,  UMass.  8  pin, 

Wednesday.  Oct.  12 

Mfelina  —  Children  and  grand- 
children of  holoeausl  survivors,  share 
stories.  541  Station  Road.  Amherst, 
7  p.m.,  Inforinalion:  255-2153. 

Mining  —  UMass  College  Bowl 
Team,  8:50  p.m..  Cape  Cod  Lounge. 
Student  Union.  Information: 
54b-2(:>14 

Another  mivling  —  Debate  Union. 
6  p.m..  tasi  Machmer  lobby. 

Meeting  —  Alana  Christian 
Alliance  Gospel  Choir.  7  p.m.. 
Campus  Center.  Information: 
54b-3215. 

Upeuker  —  "Clinton  and  Europe:  A 


View  I'rom  Brussels"  Therese 
Raphael,  deputy  editor  of  the  Wall 
Street  lournal  i.urope.  1 :25  p.m..  204 
Tobin  Hall.  UMass. 

Fair  -—  Study  Abroad  Fair, 
Campus  Center  Concourse.  UMass, 
10  a. in.  to  3  p.m. 

Special  Event  —  Onawumi  lean 
Moss.  101  New  Africa  House, 
UMass.  7  p.m. 

Film  —  Ivan  The  Terrible.  Part  I. 
202  Dwight  Hall,  MHC,  7:15  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Gay.  Lesbian  and 
Bisexual  Studies  Lecture  Scries  — 
Coming  to  light:  Doing  Gay  and 
Lesbian  History.  Campus  Center 
room  904.  UMass.  noon  to  1:30 
p.m. 

Thursday.  Oct.  I ) 

Lecture  —  Professor  John  H. 
Bracey.  jr..  "African  Americans  and 
the  Higher  Learning  in  America."  4 
p.m..  Memorial  Hall,  Memorial 
Lounge.  UMass,  free. 

Fair  —  Career  Opportunities. 
Undergraduate  Business  Club's 
Career  Day,  contact  School  of 
Management  office  at  UMass  for 
more  information. 


Co/<e(;ic 

Seminar  —  Chemistry  seminar. 
Immunosuppressive  Boronic  Acid 
Dipeptides.  Lederle  Graduate 
Research  Tower  room  1634.  UMass. 
11:15  p.m. 

Film  —  lantuslic  Cnn'mu: 
Legends,  Myths,  Adventures,  Herler 
Hall  room  227.  UMass.  7:30  p.m  . 
free. 

Music  —  University  la//  I  ii^iiiible 
and  Chapel  |azz  Ensemble.  Bowker 
auditorium.  UMass.  8  p.m.. 
Information:  545-251 1. 

Friday,  Oct.  14 

Lecture  —  Tim  Miller  will  be 
speaking.  Bowker  auditorium.  8 
p.m. 

Lecture  —  Visiting  Lecturer  Series 
in  Geology.  Morrill  Science  Center 
room  151.  UMass.  3:30  p.m..  free. 

Theater  —  Coatlicue  Las  Colorado 
present  Open  Wounds  on 
TIalleucltli.  Hampden  Theater. 
UMass.  8  p.m.  Ticket  Information: 
545-2511. 

lust  For  Fun  —  Contra  dance  with 
George  Marshall  and  Wild 
Asparagus,  Dining  Commons, 
Holyoke  College,  8p.m.  to  1 1  p.m. 


Police  Log 


Compiled  by  Justin  Doyle 
from  University  reports 


New  moon  celebration  honors  Jewish  women 


By  Lisa  Greenfield 

Collegian  Staff 


Candlelight  glowed  in  the  small,  book-lined  room. 
Five  women  sat  in  a  circle  sharing  personal  ston^s.  It 
was  a  Rush  Chcidesh  ceremony. 

Rosh  Chodesh  honors  the  new  moon  and  is  a  holi- 
day observed  by  lewish  women.  It  is  literally  translated 
as  "head  of  the  month." 

Oct.  5.  (30Tishrei  in  the  Hebrew  calendar.)  marked 
this  iiiunih's  Rosh  Chodesh. 

Five  women  gathered  in  the  Hillel  house  library  for 
the  first  Rosh  Chodesh  of  the  year. 

Hillel  program  director  Yehudit  Heller  explained 
the  long  history  of  the  holiday  and  led  the  group  in  dis- 
cussion. 

.Although  the  holiday  dates  back  thousands  of  years, 
it  went  uncelebrated  for  decades.  An  apparent  resur- 
rection of  the  holiday  occurred  about  15  years  ago. 
and  women  around  the  world  now  celebrate  the  new 
moon. 

The  cycles  of  the  moon  are  significant  in  ludaism. 
The  moon  is  the  basis  for  the  lewish  calendar  and  is  a 
^ymbol  for  the  cycles  of  the  seasons  and  life. 

Women  have  always  had  a  special  relationship  to  the 
moon 

Stone-,  in  the  Talmud  and  in  Midrash  (lewish  leg- 
end) tell  of  the  connection. 

The  Talmud  tells  the  story  of  the  moon's  destiny 
alter  indicating  to  God  that  the  sun  and  moon  cannot 
rule  as  equals.  God  tells  the  moon  to  shrink  herself. 
The  moon  questions  this  unfair  punishment  for  a  legiti- 
mate claim,  and  God  responds  by  letting  the  moon  rule 


by  night  and  promising  that  the  calendar  of  Israel 
would  be  determined  by  her. 

A  Midrash  tells  a  different  story.  When  Moses  went 
to  Mt.  Sinai  to  get  the  Ten  Commandments,  the  men 
lost  faith  and  created  an  idol  of  a  golden  calf.  The 
women  refused  to  offer  their  jewelry  for  the  golden 
call,  and  because  of  their  devotion.  God  rewards  the 
women  with  a  connection  to  the  moon  and  promises 
them  that  in  the  next  world  they  will  be  renewed  like 
the  new  moons. 

At  the  celebration,  each  woman  lit  a  candle  that 
burned  for  the  length  of  the  ritual.  The  candle  itself  has 
historic  symbolism  in  women's  rituals.  Putting  out  the 
candle  at  the  end  of  the  ceremony  signified  going  into 
the  new  month. 

Rosh  Chodesh  for  this  month  had  special  meaning. 
It  fell  on  the  fourth  day  of  the  week,  and  as  the  story  of 
Creation  goes,  the  fourth  day  is  when  the  sun  and  the 
moon  were  created. 

The  Hebrew  month  of  Tishrei.  seventh  in  the  lewish 
year,  al.so  made  this  Rosh  Chodesh  special.  It  contains 
the  most  holidays  and  rituals,  marking  the  time  of  the 
year  when  lews  reflect  on  the  past  12  months  and 
begin  a  new  year. 

Heller  said  each  Rosh  Chodesh  group  takes  on  a 
unique  personality,  reflecting  the  women  involved. 
No  set  format  is  used  every  month,  as  each  woman 
will  take  a  turn  at  leading  with  her  own  theme  and 
design. 

During  this  celebration,  the  women  sat 
crossed-legged  on  the  floor  and  focused  on  positive 
thoughts,  rejoicing  in  womanhood  and  honoring  the 
new  moon. 


Sept.  30 
Injured  Person 

Police  were  called  to  the  lobby  of 
Crabtree  residence  hall  to  aid  an  indi 
vidual  who  was  assaulted  earlier  ai  a 
party.  The  victim  was  taken  by  ambu- 
lance to  CDH  where  he  was  treated 
and  released. 

Suspicious  Activity 

Three  subjects  allegedly  "casing" 
vehicles  in  Lot  44  on  Sylvan  Drive 
were  reported  to  Police  by  a  witness. 
Police  located  them,  and  after  investi- 
gation, issued  trespass  notices. 

Oct.  1 

Assault  &  Battery 

Geoffrey  |.  Russel,  age  23.  of  33 
Baker  Rd..  Plymouth,  was  charged 
with:  Warrant  for  arrest 
(#935qCR4679).  violation  of  protec- 
tive order,  illegal  possession  of  a  class 
B  and  Class  D  substance,  and  assault 
and  battery  (domestic)  in  Pierpont 
residence  hall. 

Assist  Citizen 

Two  individual  reported  someone 
broke  their  room  window  in 
Knowlton  residence  hall. 

Disturbance 

Police  responded  to  a  fight  in 
progress  on  the  3rd  floor  of  Cashin 
residence  hall.  After  quelling  the  dis- 
turbance, they  placed  a  subject,  age 
19.  into  protective  custody. 

■  Rosenberg 


Drug  Law  Offenses 

Police  investigating  an  odor  of 
marijuana  on  the  3rd  floor  of  John 
Adams  residence  hall,  confiscated  a 
bong. 

Adam  |.  Dole,  age  20.  of  51 
Gifford  St..  Falmouth,  was  charged 
on  Stadium  Drive  with:  Minor  carry- 
ing alcoholic  beverage. 

Richard  M.  Evanko.  age  18.  of  14 
Warwick  Ln.,  Stamford,  Ct..  was 
charged  with:  Illegal  possession  of 
class  D  substance  and  minor  carrying 
alcoholic  beverage. 

Intoxicated  Person 

Mark  T.  Scanlon.  age  18.  of  176 
Uxbridge  Rd..  Sutton,  was  charged 
on  Infirmary  Way  with:  Minor 
Transporting/Carrying  Alcoholic 
Beverages. 

A  subject,  age  23.  was  found  in  the 
roadway  on  University  Drive  and 
placed  into  protective  custody  for  his 
own  protection. 

Larceny 

An  individual  reported  that  some- 
one entered  his  locked  room  in 
Pierpont  residence  hall  and  stole  his 
three  foot  pel  Python  snake.  Police 
found  jimmy  ma'rks  on  the  entry 
door.  Other  valuable  property  in  the 
room  was  not  stolen.  Value  of  the 


snake  is  $300. 

Lot  22 

An  individual  reported  a  license 
plate  stolen  from  his  vehicle. 

Motor  Vehicle  TrafTic  Slop 

Donald  M.  Sullivan,  age  18.  of  27 
Monarch  Rd..  Wareham.  was  chargc-d 
on  East  Pleasant  Street  with: 
Operating  after  license  or  right  to 
operate  suspended,  operating  a  motor 
vehicle  without  current  inspection 
sticker,  operating  a  motor  vehicle 
without  a  license  in  possession,  oper- 
ating a  motor  vehicle  without  regis- 
tration in  possession,  and  violation  of 
the  Seat  Belt  Law  by  the  operator  of 
the  motor  vehicle. 

Andrew  W.  Sergio,  age  19.  of  12 
Rush  Pond  Rd..  Lakeville.  was 
charged  on  University  Drive  with: 
Minor  transporting  of  alcoholic  bev- 
erage and  impeded  operation  of  a 
motor  vehicle/  8  in  the  vehicle. 

Oct.  2 
Alarm-Fire 

A  glass  placed  in  a  microwave 
oven  in  Cance  residence  hall  explod- 
ed, and  the  plastic  inside  of  the  oven 
burned.  Estimate  $1 50. 

Motor  Vehicle  Traflir  Slop 

Scott  P.  O'Reilly,  age  25.  of  39 
Wilder  Rd..  Norwell,  Ma.  was 
charged  on  North  Pleasant  Street 
with:  Operating  under  the  influence 


continued  from  poge  I 

of  the  initiators  of  the  task  force. 

A  special  task  force  would  be  formed  by  the  amend- 
ment to  use  a  formula  to  fill  the  gap  between  what  is 
needed  and  what  is  allocated  by  the  slate  to  public  higher 
education  and  also  to  account  for  inflation  and  faculty 
pay-raises. 

Rosenberg  said  the  gap  is  currently  $125  million. 

Over  a  five  year  period.  Rosenberg  said  the  goal  is  to 
have  the  state  pay  2/3  of  the  students  bill  and  1/3  to  be 
paid  by  students. 

Students  currently  contribute  40  percent  of  the  neces 
sary  funds,  according  to  Rosenberg. 


The  task  force  will  also  attempt  to  fully  fund  all  need 
based  financial  aid. 

A  plan  for  a  two  year  budget  for  public  higher  educa- 
tion is  also  being  considered,  according  to  Rosenberg,  so 
students  would  know  in  advance  what  they  would  be  pay- 
ing the  next  year.  This  plan  is  modeled  after  the  plan  used 
for  K- 1 2  grades  which  operate  on  a  seven  year  budget. 

Rosenberg  is  running  unopposed,  and  this  allows  him 
to  travel  to  Russia  with  an  eight-member  Landscaping 
Architecture  and  Regional  Planning  team  from  UMass. 

The  team  received  a  grant  for  the  trip  and  will  return 
eight  days  before  the  election. 


ALANA 


continued  (rom  page  1 

arc  of  color  were  hired,  bringing  the  total  of  tenure  track 
and  tenure  faculty  of  color  on  the  campus  to  12.6  percent. 
Four  more  faculty  of  color  were  hired  during  the  remain- 
der of  the  academic  year. 

The  number  of  faculty  members  who  are  of  color,  rela- 
tive to  all  faculty,  and  the  percentage  of  faculty  members 
who  are  of  color  over  the  past  four  years,  counted  for  the 
fall  semester  was:  1 1.1  percent  in  the  fall  of  1990:  11.4 
percent  in  the  fall  of  I99J;  11.2  percent  in  the  fall  of 
1992:  and  1 2.6  percent  in  the  fall  of  1993. 


An  additional  request  made  by  ALANA  to  restore  a 
classified  apprentice  program  is  now  underway. 

Peter  Wozniak.  director  of  the  Physical  Plant,  said  he  is 
presently  working  on  reconstituting  the  program  which 
was  stopF>ed  due  to  budget  constraints  in  Physical  Plant 
funding  during  the  fall  of  1992. 

Wozniak  said  the  program  assists  students  to  training  in 
careers  such  as  plumbers  and  electricians. 

Four  students  will  be  selected  to  participate  in  the 
$80,000  program,  according  to  Wozniak. 


Distinguished  Teaching 
Award  Nominations 


Deadline:  Monday  November  14,  1994 


If  you  know  a  faculty  tnenther  or  Teaching 

Assistant/Associate  who  is  truly  outstanding  and 

deserves  recognition,  submit  a  nomination  in 

writing  with  a  brief  description  of  why  your 

nominee  deserves  the  Award. 

Alumni  and  current  undergraduate/graduate 

students  may  nominate. 

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These  sneakers  are  made  for  walking 


STEP  in  the  right  direction 


By  Chris  Slomm 

Collegian  Correspondent^ 


SUMNNi  G*«B   (  COlllClAN 


About  5.500  people  participated  in  Sunday's  |immy  Fund  Walk,  raising  $1.5  million  that  will  go  towards  cancer  research  and  treatment.  The 
walkers  followed  the  26  mile  Boston  Marathon  route  which  stretches  from  Hopkinton  to  Boston. 


Vanel  examines  IJ.S>.  govt,  blockade  on  Cuba 

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By  Heman  Rozemberg 

Collegian  Correspondent 


The  University  of  Massachusetts 
President's  Office  recently  sponsored 
a  symposium  to  address  the  current 
political  situation  between  the  United 
States  and  Cuba. 

The  symposium.  'The  Cuban 
Refugee  Crisis;  Change  or  Constancy 
in  U.S. /Cuban  Relations."  was  al.so 
co-sponsored  by  the  UMass  Institute 
for  the  Advanced  Study  in  the 
Human  Studies  and  the  Office  of 
Third  World  Affairs,  among  others. 

Participants  included  a  moderator 
and  four  panelists.  William 
Strickland.  professor  of 

Afro-Amencan  Studies  at  UMass. 
acted  as  the  moderator.  Panelists 
were  Rafael  Dausa.  director  of  politi- 
cal affairs  at  the  Cuban  Interests 
Section  in  Washington,  D.C..  Allen 


Sessoms.  executive  vice-president  of 
the  UMass  President's  Office.  Flavio 
Risech-Ozeguera.  professor  of  law 
and  ethnic  studies  at  Hampshire 
College,  and  Andrew  Zimbalisi.  pro- 
fessor of  economics  at  Smith  College. 

The  focus  of  the  discussion  was 
based  around  the  issue  of  the 
34-year-old  embargo,  or  blockade  as 
some  call  it.  of  the  United  State  gov- 
ernment on  Cuba. 

Dausa  opened  the  session  by  say- 
ing not  just  the  Cuban  people  think 
the  U.S.  embargo  has  been  an  unfair 
and  unjust  act. 

Speakers  Risech-Ozeguera  and 
Zimbalist  also  affirmed  that  many 
American  misconceptions  ol  the 
Cuban  President  Fidel  Castro  and  the 
Cuban  people  negatively  affect  rela 
tions  between  the  two  countries. 

From  a  political-economic  perspec 
live,  Zimbalisi  said,  "IThe  embargo)  is 


not  a  policy  that  is  good  for  the  US 
economy."  Zimbalist  .said.  "It's  not  a 
policy  that  would  produce  democracy 
even  under  our  own  terms." 

He  said  one  of  the  consequences 
of  the  agreement  between  the  two 
delegations  in  September  was  that 
President  Bill  Clinton  "saw  the  neces 
sity  in  Florida  to  shut  the  door  to  the 
Cuban  refugees  with  the  aid  of  the 
Cuban-American  Foundation." 

Closing  the  discussion  and  adding 
a  different  dimension  to  the  debate. 
Sessoms  spoke  about  the  realities  of 
U.S.  interests  and  policies  overseas. 

Sessoms  said  Clinton  should  keep 
in  mind  the  votes  of  the  American 
public  when  it  comes  time  to  make 
foreign  relations  decisions. 

"Politicians  are  successful  only 

when  they  get  elected."  Sessoms  said. 

The  real  problem  with  Cuba  lies  in 

the  image  of  Castro  and  ihe  apparent 


threat  and  discomfort  that  he  instills 
in  the  U.S.  government,  according  to 
Sessoms. 

"If  Castro  cares  so  much  about  the 
Cuban  people,  then  he  can  do  some- 
thing for  them  —  step  down." 

Carmen  Deere  of  the  UMass  eco- 
nomics department  described  the 
makeup  of  the  modern  struggle  for 
survival  in  everyday  Cuba, 
and  sent  out  a  wake-up 
call  for  everyone  to  try  to 
be  fair  and  open-minded 
when  it  comes  lo  examin- 
ing the  lives  of  the  Cuban 
people. 

"JThe  United  Stales] 
can  negotiate  and  keep  an 
opening  with  North  Korea 
and  with  China,  but  we 
still  always  have  this  diffi- 
culty with  Cuba.' 
Strickland  said. 


Students  interested  in  becoming  a 
teacher  can  receive  guidance  through 
a  group  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetis  called  the  Secondary 
Teacher  Education  Program. 

STEP  is  an  academic  ad\-ising  pro- 
gram on  campus  which  helps  stu- 
dents intea-sted  in  pursuing  a  career 
in  education  lo  obtain  their  goal. 

"Criteria  for  acceptance  includes 
grade  point  average,  recommenda- 
tions, and  a  personal  statement  on 
your  desire  lo  teach."  Czajkowski 
said. 

The  program  is  a  good  way  for 
future  teachers  to  plan  their  career. 
STEP  is  led  by  three  advisors:  lack 
Czajkowski.  Lori  Walk  and  Malia 
Hwang-Carlos. 

"Our  job  is  to  provide  information 
on  what  the  University  offers  to  meet 
state  requirements  in  order  to 
become  a  teacher  at  the  secondary 
level."  Czajkowski  said. 

He  said  the  stale  wants  a  higher 
quality  group  of  teachers.  This  goal 
will  entail  a  good  deal  of  planning  by 
the  students  to  make  sure  all  of  the 
requirements  are  met.  according  to 
Czajkowski. 

Massachusetts  has  two  levels  of 
certification.  Newly  certified  teachers 
at  any  level  (undergraduate  or  gradu 
ale)  receive  provisional  certification 
after  completing  a  required  curricu- 
lum. 

Within  five  years  of  receiving  pro- 
visional certification,  a  masters 


degree  in  the  area  of  study  the  pers<.)n 
wishes  to  teach,  is  also  required  to 
receive  standard  certification. 

The  three  STEP  advisors  direct  stu- 
dents in  the  right  direction,  making 
sure  the  proper  requirements  are  met 
in  order  to  receive  the  certification. 

"We  work  to  educate  students 
interested  in  becoming  teachers  at  the 
secondary  level,  grades  5-12.  We 
review  their  backgrounds  and  tran- 
scripts, talk  about  what  subject  urea 
they  want  lo  leach,  and  help  them 
decide  which  courses  they  neeil  to 
take."  Czajkowski  said. 

Out-of-state  students  at  the 
University,  who  want  lo  become  cer- 
tified teacners  but  leach  outside  of 
Massachusetts,  are  still  encouraged  to 
enroll  in  the  program. 

"Massachusetts  certification  has 
reciprocal  agreements  with  57  other 
states  in  the  continental  United  Slates 
and  Guam."  Czajkowski  said. 

This  allows  Massachusetts  certi- 
fied teachers  to  leach  outside  of  the 
slate.  Some  states  may  have  addition- 
al requirements. 

Students  interested  in  the  STEP 
program  should  submit  applications 
to  Furcolo  Hall  by  Oct.  20. 
Czajkowski  said  space  is  limited. 

"We  get  between  20  to  70  inquiries 
per  week.  Many  of  these  students  are 
motivated  by  great  teachers  they  have 
had  in  their  past,  while  others  want 
to  help  future  students  or  begin  a  sec- 
ond career."  Czajkowski  said. 

"Students  will  find  that  the  STEP 
program  offers  a  helpful  faculty  inter- 
ested in  creating  thoughtful,  capable 


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explanation  of  your  position. 


Quiet  voices  through  shattered  glass 


Nathan 
Crick 


Through  the  glass  was  a  park- 
ing lot.  cracked  and  diny  with 
the  fingers  of  grass  grasping 
upwards  from  the  ground.  Music 
echoed  in  the  room  from  my  radio 
lucked  in  the  comer.  I  stood  atop  a 
desk,  plastered  in  dust  and  paint, 
scraping  the  window  frame  and 
silently  humming  to  the  song,  what- 
ever it  happened  to  be. 

Outside  there  might  have  been 
snow  falling,  or  the  rain  pelting  the 
ground  as  it  did  me  once,  some- 
where. Scrape.  Chip. 
Trees  swayed  in  the 
breeze,  glimpses  of 
familiar  friends  wav- 
ing. 

The  right  side  of  the 
window  refused  to  push  open,  mak- 
ing it  hard  for  me  to  gel  all  the  old 
paint  off  the  inside.  I  pulled  the  han- 
dle, wedged  in  my  scraper,  pushed  on 
the  wood,  and  kicked  the  wall,  curs- 
ing. 

There  might  have  been  a  heavy 
wind,  whipping  through  my  jacket  as 
I  walked  alone  to  a  friend's.  Then  he 
was  gone,  and  I  remembered  my  last 
coffee,  wailing  as  we  descended.  The 
song  played.  I  waved,  she  disap- 
peared, people  lied  and  laughed  and 
continued  to  fade.  I  might  have 
closed  my  eyes. 

Something  gave  in  front  of  mc.  and 
in  a  moment  I  thought  I  felt  the  win- 
dow swing  open  easily.  Yet  shattered 
gl«s>  fell  outside,  breaking  on  the 
pavement,  my  arm  extended  through 
an  empty  frame.  A  twinge  of  motion, 
blood  running  down  my  wrist.  The 
song  played,  soundtrack  to  my  shock, 
grasping  lightly  my  arm,  running  out 
the  building,  calling  to  a  man  at  the 
nearby  tsank  to  help  me.  please,  help 
me. 


I  was  alone  in  the  hallway,  lying 
on  my  back  waiting  for  the  x-rays, 
staring  at  the  ceiling.  Footsteps 
down  the  hall  approached,  turning 
into  the  face  of  one  of  my  brother's 
old  friends  from  school.  Hello 
George. ..He's  doing  okay,  getting 
married  next  year,  going  to  semi- 
nary. George  smiled,  shaking  his 
head,  saying  he'd  never  have  pic- 
tured it.  Good  luck,  he  said,  and 
look  at  it  this  way.  You  got  a  scar 
now.  Scars  are  cool.  He  gave  an 
emphatic  thumbs  up. 
and  then  turned  back 
into  footsteps,  walk- 
ing away. 

I  awoke  with  a 
heaviness  across  my  stomach,  this 
huge  white  cast  extending  beyond  my 
elbow.  I  moved  my  arm  and  felt 
much  like  a  cyborg.  My  stomach  felt 
sick.  The  walls  were  blank  and 
echoed  only  the  slurred  questions  of 
the  drunken  man  outside  who  kept 
asking  how  long  it  takes  alcohol  to 
leave  your  system. 

How'd  you  hurt  your  arm? 

I  put  my  hand  through  a  window. 

Oooooooh.... drink  that  much  or 
were  you  just  that  mad? 

No.  I  was  just  stupid. 

I  began  to  think  I  should  wear  a 
cape  with  a  big  C  on  the  back.  Cast 
Man.  The  superhero  with  the  ability 
to  begin  friendly  conversation  with 
anyone.  I'd  be  sent  into  hostage  situa- 
tions and  talk  people  down  by  getting 
them  interested  in  how  i  hurt  my  arm 
until  the  swat  team  could  come  in 
behind  them  as  they  asked  to  sign  it. 

"Stay  out  or  I'll  blow  his  head  off!" 

Enter  Cast  Man. 

"I  SAID  STAY hey  man,  how'd 

you  hurt  your  arm?' 


People  asked  me  in  checkout 
lines.  People  asked  me  at  bus  stops. 
People  asked  me  in  bookstores.  A 
Gulf  vet  spontaneously  told  me 
about  how  guys  in  Saudi  would  try 
to  go  home  by  playing  volleyball  so 
intensely  that  they  broke  their  wrist. 
A  girl  started  asking  me  about  my 
sling  while  I  was  dancing  around  in 
a  bar. 

Everyone  loved  me.  I  was  different. 
I  embodied  friendly,  harmless  and 
polite  conversation.  I  was  the  cure  to 
boredom. 

Now  my  skin  can  breathe  in  the  air 
again. 

My  form  draws  no  looks.  My  greet- 
ing draws  only  a  nod.  I  walk  through 
crowds  and  it  is  like  I  am  walking 
through  trees.  Eyes  cast  downwards 
on  the  pavement  or  the  ground,  or 
smile  quickly  and  disappear  in  a  cur- 
tain of  hair. 

No  mure  excuses. 

"Do  you  pay  for  that  or  does  your 
daddy?"  smirks  some  strange  man 
behind  me  as  I  use  my  VISA  card. 

I  walked  for  a  while  in  a  world  of 
people.  I  lived  within  another  self  in 
a  reality  of  diminished  illusions,  let- 
ling  me  see  a  glimpse  of  maybe  some- 
thing noble  and  desperate  within  us 
all.  Smile  because  we  can.  Speak 
because  we  desire  it  so  much.  Feel 
pan  of  something  because  we  are  so 
often  alone. 

Without  my  cape,  the  words  of 
greeting  slay  within,  or  reduced  to  a 
nod  and  a  smile.  Then  only  the  empty 
ones  remain:  shouting,  scoffing,  lying 
and  cluttering  the  air  with  their 
words.  Scarring  us  all  slowly,  until 
we  shatter  something  more  to  escape 
them. 

Nathan  Crick  is  a  Collegian  colum- 
nist. 


"S 


The  truth  needs  to  'come  out' 


Wendy 
Darling 


(I.  wait  —  there  are  only  like  40  people  out  on 

this  entire  campus? 
The  question  took  mc  by  surprise.  As  an  out 

and  active  member  of  the  campus  gay.  lesbian, 
bisexual,  transgcndcr  community.  I  had  come  to  be  some- 
what content  with  the  number  of  UMass  students  who 
were  out  of  the  closet  and  active  in  the  community.  After 
•II,  living  on  the  2  in  20  Floor  for  GLBT  Students  and 
Their  Heterosexual  Allies,  I  felt  like  I  was 
surrounded  by  queer  people  all  the  time 
And.  goodness,  jixjk  at  the  LBGA  and  all 
those  people  in  Northampton!  There  are 
plenty  of  out  and  active  queer  people  at 
UMass.  Or  so  I  thought. 

My  freshman  friend  was  right,  however.  There  aren't 
many  of  us.  at  least  not  many  that  we  know  about,  lust 
think  about  it  There  arc  1  1,000  UMass  students  living  in 
residence  halls.  Around  40  of  them  live  on  the  2  in  20 
Floor  All  of  them  arc  out  to  some  degree;  if  they  weren't, 
they  wouldn't  be  living  there.  I  know  maybe  20  other 
queer  people  living  on  campus  So  that  makes  60  Sixty 
people  out  of  I  1 .000  Can  you  say  closet"? 

Even  considering  students  who  live  off  campus  —  and  I 
know  20  or  'lO  who  do  —  it's  ridiculous  that  there  arc  so 
few  of  u<^  up  and  active  and  visible  on  campus.  I'm  not 
going  to  pull  any  of  that  10  percent  business  here,  but 
there  is  no  way  that  the  100  queer  people  I  know  consti- 
tute all  ihi-  queer  people  at  UMass.  INIo  way.  Not  after  see- 


ing all  those  closet-cases  at  the  Eurohouse  dances.  Not 
after  seeing  all  those  eyes  lingering  on  the  LBGA  table  set 
up  during  Southwest  Week  last  spring.  Not  when  I  see  all 
those  lonely  people  at  the  DCs,  the  ones  who  eat  by  them- 
selves, who  feel  like  they  can't  talk  to  anyone,  who  feel 
alone  even  in  a  crowd. 

In  any  case,  today  is  not  a  day  for  closets.  It's  National 
Coming  Out  Day.  It's  always  a  good  day  to  come  out.  but 
today  is  especially  good.  Wear  a  button. 
Visit  the  LBGA  office  in  the  Student 
Union.  Go  to  the  rally  on  the  steps  at  noon. 
Talk  to  your  roommate.  Talk  to  your  par- 
ents, your  brothers  and  sisters,  the  people 
at  work.  Call  5-26  J2  and  get  connected  to 
the  campus  community,  Start  living  your  life  and  stop  liv- 
ing the  one  ex-eryone  else  wants  you  to  live. 

Coming  out  isn't  easy,  but  it  does  have  its  perks.  You 
can  stop  lying  all  the  lime,  for  one  thing.  You  can  find 
friend*,  for  atw.>ther  You  wouldn't  believe  how  many 
queer  people  you  meet  once  you  come  out  of  the  closet. 
And  once  you  gel  out,  you  can  start  to  live  the  way  you 
want  to  live.  By  coming  out,  you  let  people  know  thai 
you  exist.  If  they  like  you,  but  have  thing  against  les- 
bians or  gays  or  bisexuals  or  Iransgender  people,  then 
maybe  it's  because  they  don't  know  any  I  el  them  know 
ai  least  one  It  will  maiie  life  easier  for  you  —  and  for  all 
of  us. 

Wendy  T)arling  is  a  Collegian  staff  member 


Opinion/Editorial 


QUB^TioN  I  apply  to  all  incuihbejits  ? 

B»^  W  S.C,  Buffalo 


Fed  policy  needs  a  new  direction 


Few  issues  in  Washington  gather  as  much  attention  as 
presidential  appointments,  which  is  why  Clarence 
Thomas  and  Ruth  Bader  Ginsberg  have  become 
household  names.  Bill  Clinton  will  soon  name  someone  to 
one  of  the  nation's  most  powerful  positions,  and  if  you 
blink,  you  might  miss  it. 

The  chairman  of  the  Federal  Reserve  Board  has  an 
enormous  amount  of  power.  He  is  the  overseer  of  a  board 
which  can  independently  control  the  money  supply  and 
the  rate  of  interest,  and  the  only  check  Congress  has  to 
this  power  is  the  threat  to  lake  away  that  independence. 
Current   chairman  Alan 


Greenspan's  second 

four-year  term  is  set  to 
expire  in  January  1995.  and 
the  person  Clinton  nomi- 
nates lo  replace  him  could 
have  a  profound  effect  on 
the  direction  the  economy 
takes  for  the  next  four 
years. 

When  Ronald  Reagan 
announced  in  July  of  1986 
that  Greenspan  would 
replace  former  chairman 
Paul  Volcker,  the  markets 
took  a  dive.  Since  then, 
however.  Wall  Street  has 
considered  Greenspan  a 
savior;  indeed,  the  Dow 
lones  blue  chips  saw  an 
unprecedented  rise  under 
his  tenure  which  all  but 
erased  the  ill-fated  October 
Tuesday  in  1987  from 
investor's  minds. 

But  Greenspan  was 
unable  to  cushion  the 
1990-91  recession,  or  do  much  about  the  unprecedented 
stagnation  which  followed.  Tight  money  and  slow,  incre- 
mental cuts  in  interest  rates  prevented  the  Fed  from  meet- 
ing its  money  supply  growth  targets  (see  graph). 
Moreover,  Greenspan's  trigger-happy  responses  to  infla- 
tion fears,  which  include  five  increases  in  interest-rate  .so 
far  this  year,  is  evidence  that  the  Fed's  policy  direction 
needs  a  facelift. 

To  understand  the  Fed  chairman's  role  requires  an 
understanding  of  the  make-up  of  the  Federal  Reserve  sys- 
tem itself.  The  Federal  Reserve  act  of  191  5  established  an 
independent  central  bank  which  could  adopt  monetary 
policy  untethered  by  "short-term"  congressional  concerns, 
in  fact,  the  only  control  elected  government  has  on  the 
Fed  is  over  the  appointments  of  the  governors  and  chair- 
men. 

The  reason  that  the  Fed  is  independent  is  not  to  create  a 
behemoth  governmental  organization  which  is  beyond  the 
reach  of  the  people:  Fed  independence  is  actually  some- 
thing which  benefits  the  nation.  If  the  Fed  were  required 
to  report  directly  to  the  voters,  as  is  Congress,  then  the 
long-term  health  of  the  economy  would  be  forsaken  for 
short-term  political  gain.  As  it  is.  the  Fed  can  make  deci- 
sions it  feels  are  in  the  nation's  best  interests,  even  if  they 
might  not  serve  immediate  political  gains. 

But  just  because  the  Fed  is  not  tied  directly  to  public 
opinion  docs  not  mean  it  is  not  ultimately  accountable  to 
the  people  which  it  serves.  This  is  something  which  Wall 
Street  investors  and  Washington  conservatives  often  over- 


look. 

The  role  of  the  Fed  has  somehow  been  narrowed  to  be 
the  "watchdog  of  inflation."  However,  monetary  policy  is 
supposed  to  affect  not  only  the  money  and  financial  mar- 
kets, but  should  steer  economic  growth  as  well  —  to  for- 
sake one  for  the  other  is  one-dimensional  policy,  and  we 
should  expect  more  from  the  Fed. 

Under  Greenspan's  command,  the  Fed  has  narrowly 
focused  its  objective  on  inflation  and  the  money  supply, 
not  on  economic  growth.  In  fact,  when  Greenspan  tight- 
ened money  on  Feb.  4  of  this  year,  his  only  objective  was 

to  curb  "inflationary  expec- 


Andrew  Davidson 


tations."  And  a  25  point 
rise  in  short-term  rates 
ultimately  led  to  a  50  point 
rise  in  long-term  bonds, 
proving  that  raising  rates 
had  two  negative  effects: 
slowing  growth  by  increas- 
ing the  cost  to  borrow 
money,  and  inducing  a 
frenzied  paranoia  over 
inflation. 

Harvard  economist  lames 
Tobin  calls  these  moves  "at 
best  premature  and. 
arguably,  based  on  sparious 
evidence  of  inflation  in  the 
making."  Greenspan  later 
announced  that,  since  con- 
ventional monetary  mea- 
sures were  no  longer  reli- 
able, he  began  to  turn  to 
gold  as  a  means  to  gauge 
monetary  policy.  Further 
increases  in  short-term 
interest  rates  were  designed, 
according  to  the  Fed,  to  sta- 
bilize the  markets  and  to  quell  the  fears  of  investors. 

As  it  was,  a  certain  increase  in  interest  rates  was  neces- 
sary this  year.  As  the  economy  grows  and  as  labor  markets 
begin  to  tighten,  reigning  in  the  money  supply  is  necessary 
to  combat  the  threat  of  wage  pressures  which  could 
potentially  lead  to  inflation. 

Alan  S.  Blinder,  the  recently  appointed  Fed  vice-chair 
man,  and  a  man  who  conservatives  rail  for  being  a 
"self-confessed  dove  on  inflation,"  agreed  with  this  think- 
ing and  did  something  his  conservative  predecessor, 
David  W.  Mullins,  hadn't  done  in  three  years:  vote  lo 
raise  interest  rates. 

Conventional  wisdom  has  it  that  Blinder  is  the  man 
Clinton  will  choose  to  succeed  Greenspan,  which  appar 
ently  has  markets  in  an  uproar.  But  to  write  him  off  as 
"soft  on  inflation."  as  the  dogmatic  idealogue  Paul  Craig 
Roberts  has  done,  is  to  subscribe  to  one-sided  monetary 
policy.  Blinder  has  already  shown  that  he  is  committed  to 
fighting  inflation  —  the  difference  is  that  he  is  not  will- 
ing to  fight  it  at  all  costs. 

lames  Tobin  astutely  notices  that  "the  markets  just 
aren't  sophisticated  about  economics."  So  maybe  the  mar- 
kets may  suffer  a  little  bit  if  the  Fed  takes  a  new  direction 
under  Blinder:  we  might  very  well  see  another  "correc- 
tion" (market  lingo  for  a  small  crash)  in  the  Dow.  But 
maybe  we  can  afford  to  pay  that  price,  if  it  means  that 
monetary  policy  will  affect  those  of  us  not  making  our  liv- 
ing on  Wall  Street. 
Andreu'  Davidson  is  a  Collegian  columnist 


ibwry  By  Garry  Trudeau 


30-hour  work  week 
not  recognized 

To  the  editor: 

This  letter  is  concerning  the 
October  7  "Campus  Rap"  by  Ben 
Geman  which  was  about  balancing  a 
job  and  a  course  load.  All  the  stu- 
dents he  interviewed  work  15  hours 
or  less.  What  about  the  students  here 
who  work  more?  Mr.  Geman  should 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


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have  considered  finding  a  wider  van 
ety  of  working  students. 

I  am  a  junior  in  the 
Communication  Disorders  major.  I 
live  off-campus  and  work  50  hours  a 
week  and  maintain  a  5-course  sched- 
ule I'm  a  cook  at  an  extremely  busy 
restaurant. 

I  bust  my  ass  over  a  hot  grill  for  4 
days  a  week  to  pay  my  bills  to  attend 
this  University.  The  least  Mr.  Geman 
could  have  done  was  to  acknowl- 
edge my  hard  work  and  others  like 
me. 

lody  Warrington 
Amhcnl 


Library  renaming 
applauded  by  chair 

To  the  editor: 

I  believe  Dr.  Du  Bois  would  be 
delighted  at  the  unanimous  decision 
of  the  Trustees  to  invest  our  library 
with  his  name.  He,  I  think,  would  be 
quite  pleased  at  the  unanimity  of  the 
decision  and  at  the  steadfast  pursuit 
of  this  goal  by  Chancellor  David  K 
Scott's  administration. 

What  would  certainly  also  please 
the  doctor  even  more  is  the  recogni- 


tion thai  the  association  of  the  library 
with  his  name  (which  in  any  case, 
needs  no  further  "honoring"  at  our 
hands)  will  be  accompanied  by  an 
upgrading,  enhancing  and  restoration 
of  the  library. 

The  knowledge  that,  as  a  result  of 
the  association,  the  library  in  the 
public  university  of  his  native  state 
will  once  again  be  worthy  of  the 
institution  and  of  the  students,  facul 
'y  and  the  people  of  the 
Commonwealth  would  bring  him 
great  satisfaction. 

But,  the  doctor  would  absolutely 
be  most  delighted  and  gratified  that 
this  development  was  the  conse- 
quence of  a  disciplined,  serious, 
well-organized  and  responsible  stu- 
dent initiative. 

He  would,  as  we  do.  commend  the 
members  of  the  student  coalition  and 
their  leadership.  He  would  see  their 
work  and  their  accomplishment  as 
justification  of  the  principle  of  "edu 
cation  for  service,  education  for 
action,  education  for  leadership"  lo 
which  his  life  was  devoted. 

Well  done,  young  folk.  The  doctor 
would  have  been  proud  of  you. 

Esther  M.A.  Terry 

Chairforihe  WEB.  Du  Bois 

Depi.  of  Arro-Am«ric«n  Sludict 


Arts  &  Living 


Body  Count  tops  weekly  reviews 


BOItNDEAD 

Body  Count 
Virgin  Records 

Body  Count  burst  on  the  scene  as  a  novelty,  helping 
the  Lollapalooza  generation  come  of  age.  The  band's 
charismatic  leader,  Ice-T.  stirred  things  up  when  things 
needed  to  be  stirred.  Now  it's  1994  and  times  have 
changed. 

Without  the  surroundings  of  con- 
troversy and  media  hype.  Body 
Count's  sophomore  release.  Born 
Dead.  is  about  the  music. 
Unfortunately,  the  record  gives  way  to 
any  kind  of  innovation.  The  Zep  and 
Sabbath  inspired  riffs  are  there  as 
much  as  their  debut  album,  yet.  it's 
the  incorporation  of  Slayer-like 
rhythms  into  the  band's  repertoire 
that  keeps  Born  Dead  abrasive  and, 
most  importantly,  in  your  face  from  start  to  finish. 
From  speed  metal  ditties  like  "Killin'  Floor"  to  songs 
like  "Who  Arc  You."  the  music  hits  from  all  angles  forc- 
ing itself  to  be  heard. 

Lyrically,  the  songs  rush  through  a  perception  of  reality 
most  have  never  experienced.  "Street  Lobotomy"  talks 
about  drug  abuse  and  "Drive-By"  addresses  the  issue  of 
gang  violence.  The  title  track  discusses  racial  inequality. 
The  words  prove  lo  be  insightful  to  the  somewhat  jaded 
public  of  what's  out  there. 

For  what  it's  worth,  Born  Dead  offers  a  lot  of  itself.  The 
metal  cliches  can  prove  to  be  tiresome  and  lyrical  inten- 
tions can  be  questioned,  but  in  Body  Count's  case,  it's  all 
about  attitude.  And  they  have  plenty  of  it.  B-  (Wayken 
Shaw) 

STONED  AND  DETHKONED 

The  Jesus  and  Mary  Chain 
Americon  Recordings/Warner  Bros. 

In  the  present  posl-grunge/neo-punk  popular  music 
climate  where  every  band  within  earshot  seems  to  be 


cranking  their  amps  up  lo  II  just  to  keep  up.  leave  it  to 
the  Reid  brothers  to  release  the  quietest,  most  listenable 
album  of  their  careers. 

Stoned  And  Dethroned  is  a  complete  180  degree  turn- 
around from  1992's  Honey's  Dead.  The  ominous  walls  of 
noise  and  industrial  clatter  have  been  replaced  by 
stripped  down  acoustic  arrangements,  complete  with 
slide  guitar  and  even  the  occasional  harmonica. 

By  placing  the  emphasis  on  their 
often  beautiful  melodies  and  character- 
istically obscure,  moody  lyrics,  the  Reid 
brothers  have  created  an  album  which 
is  strikingly  sincere  in  its  simplicity. 

Songs  such  as  "Save  Me"  and 
"Sometimes  Always"  dim's  much  pub- 
licized duet  with  Mazzy  Star's  Hope 
Sandoval)  are  minor  pop  master- 
piece's, accessible  yet  intelligent  with- 
out ever  seeming  artificial. 

Another  high-point  of  the  album  is 
"God  Save  Me,"  which  features  ex-Pogue  Shane 
MacGowen  on  lead  vocals.  It  is  exceedingly  rare  that  a 
guest  singer  so  earnestly  portrays  the  emotional  content  of 
someone  else's  lyrics.  This  unlikely  collaboration  works  so 
well  that  it  is  a  shame  that  MacGowen  isn't  a  full-time 
member  of  the  band. 

While  the  )AMC  may  not  be  exactly  re-inventing  pop 
music  as  we  know  it,  it  is  refreshing  to  see  a  band  do  so 
well  what  so  many  others  try  (and  fail)  to  do  so  often.  B-t- 
(Matthew  |ustin  Faerber) 

BUCKSHOT  IfFONOUE 

Buckshot  LeFooque 
Columbia  Records 

Buckshot  LeFonque,  Branford  Marsalis's  attempt  at 
hip-  hop  is  at  best  just  that,  an  attempt.  The  album  Is  a 
perfect  example  of  how  trying  to  be  too  much  ends  up 
producing  way  to  little.  Tlie  jazz  is  washed  down,  the  rap 
is  washed  down,  and  the  mixing  is  just  plain  awful. 

The  inside  cover  claims  that  Buckshot  is  a  pioneer  in 
the  brilliant  and  complex  process  of  combining  jazz  and 
hip-  hop.  If  this  were  truly  the  case,  then  maybe  the 
album  would  not  be  so  bad.  But  alas  this  genre  has 
already  been  done. 

Native  tongue  groups  such  as  A  Tribe  Called  Quest 
and  De  La  Soul  have  been  laying  down  their  intricate 
rhymes  over  classic  jazz  loops  since  the  late  80s. 
Digable  Planets  designed  the  blueprint  (one  Marsalis 
obviously  did  not  read)  for  how  lo  successfully  com- 
bine jazz  and  hip-hop  and  still  go  for  mainstream 
appeal. 

just  in  the  past  year  alone  Guru's  lazzmatazz  and  Us3's 
Hand  On  The  Torch  were  created  under  the  concept  of 
rapping  over  live  jazz  musicians.  Marsalis  and  his 
Buckshot  gang  are  anything  but  pioneers.  They  are  not 
much  more  than  the  ultimate  musical  cross-over  con- 
formists, leaving  the  listener  with  nothing  more  than  an 
indistinctive  mess  of  sound,  and  a  burning  feeling  that  1 5 
dollars  was  wasted.  D  (Dan  Friedman) 


COU«T(ST  CMHIS  cu»r«o 


Body  Count 


Burton  charms  with  heartfelt  Ed  Wood 


By  Daniel  Pallegrini 

Collegian  Staff 


ED  WOOD 

Directed  by  Tim  Burton 

With  Johnny  Depp,  Mortin  Landau,  Sarah  Jessica  Parker, 

and  Bill  Murroy 

Dark  yet  optimistic,  twisted  yet  heartfelt.  The  story  of 
a  man  with  a  fetish  for  angora  sweaters  and  flannel 
skirts  and  whose  passion  for  ultra-trashy  B-movies  was 
the  strongest  in  Hollywood.  This  is  the  story  of  Ed 
Wood. 

Tim  Burton's 

{Batman  I  &  //,  Edward 
Siccorhands)  latest, 
most  personal,  and  to 
say  the  least,  greatest 
achievement  is  Ed 
Wood,  the  biopic  of  the 
legendary  "all-time 
worst"  director  whose 
two  modes  of  escape 
were  film  and  cross- 
dressing. 

lohnny  Depp  plays  the 
compassionate  young 
filmmaker  during  his 
early  days  as  a  third-rate 
stage  director  up  until 
the  op>ening  night  of  his 
sixth  film,  the  film  in 
which  Wood  proclaimed 
would  be  "the  one 
they're  gonna  remember 
me  for."  entitled  Plan  9 
from  Outer  Space. 

But  don't  let  this  rudi- 
mentary plot  summary 
fool  you  into  thinking 
that        this        is        a 

straight-forward  movie.  In  fact,  there  isn't  much  of  a 
narrative  at  all  - —  which  is  the  beauty  of  it.  Ed  Wood 
is  a  hauntingly  hysterical  and  immensely  weird  look  at  a 
man  whose  passions  and  love  for  life  and  virtue  were  so 
powerful,  that  his  reasoning  and  motivation  for  his  odd 
behavior  is  rightfully  never  known.  Edward  D.  Wood 
|r.,  as  he  was  formally  known,  was  like  an  icon  for 
American  self-esteem.  No  matter  how  harsh  or  negative 
his  reviews  or  critical  responses  may  have  been,  he  con- 
tinually believed  he  was  doing  the  right  thing.  Why? 
Because  that's  what  made  him  happy. 

The  film  also  chronicles  the  symbiotic  relationship 
between  the  director  and  a  broken-down, 
morphine-addicted  Belu  Lugosi,  wonderfully  played  by 
Martin  Landau.  Lugosi,  (the  star  of  the  early  Dracula 
movies  plus  numerous  others.)  was  a  childhood  idol  of 
Wood's,  yet  their  friendship  is  formed  in  the  darkest  of 
ways  —  Wood  needed  a  star  to  promote  his  film  and 
Lugosi  needed  money  for  drugs.  Nevertheless.  Wood 
overlooks  Lugosi's  weaknesses  and  four- lettered  vocab- 


Bill  Murray,  Sarah  Jessica 
Ed  Wood. 


ulary  and  simply  takes  him  for  who  he  is  —  a  theme  thai 
director  Burton  weighs  heavily  throughout  the  entire 
film. 

Ed  Wood  is  patented  Burlon-style  filmmaking.  The 
film  opens  in  the  traditional  Tim  Burton  manner.  A 
long,  sweeping  tracking  shot  running  behind  the  credits 
and  presenting  some  dark,  eerie  landscape.  (You 
remember  the  openings  of  Beetlejuice  or  Batman 
Returns.)  Shot  beautifully  in  black  and  white,  the  cine- 
matography stretches  from  the  basic  and  direct  compo- 
sition of  the  late  twenties  and  early  thirties  pictures,  to 
some  stellar  depth-of-field  shots  that  look  as  if  they 

were  pulled  right  out  of 
Citizen  Kane.  Wood 
makes  several  compar- 
isons between  himself 
and  Orson  Welles 
throughout  the  film. 
This  is  no  doubt 
Burton's  way  of  paying 
tribute  to  the  old 
Hollywood  of  50  years 
ago,  as  well  as  to  Wood 
himself. 

The  comedy,  howev- 
er, may  be  a  little  too 
Burton-like  for  the  aver- 
age filmgoer  to  digest. 
The  laughs  arc  not 
derived  from  the  spoken 
word,  and  the  film  is 
certainly  nowhere  near 
the  realm  of  situation 
comedy.  Instead,  the 
humor  is  based  on  the 
general  ridiculous 
nature  of  the  whole 
filtn.  which  you  will  find 
a  lot  funnier  if  you  have 
any  affection  for  the 
movie-making  process. 
Aside  from  prominent  direction.  Ed  Wood  is  also 
allowed  to  rest  itself  on  a  strong,  firm  cast  of  actors  — 
all  of  whom  appear  perfectly  larger  than  life.  Depp  is 
joyous  as  the  squeaky,  game  show  host -like  Wood,  and 
it's  a  pleasure  to  see  the  talented  young  actor  break 
away  from  the  usual  alienated,  morbid  outcasts  he  plays 
in  his  other  films. 

But  the  standout  here  is  landau  as  the  ruined  Bela 
Lugosi.  He's  a  perfect  contradiction  to  the  suave, 
screen  vampire  that  he  and  Wood  watch  on  the  televi- 
sion in  his  den.  In  reality  he's  a  burned -out  grump  who 
spends  his  lime  cursing  at  the  TV.  and  eyeing  younger 
women.  This  pcHbrmance  could  gain  Landau  the  ucadc 
my  award  he  missed  in  his  nominations  for  Tucker  The 
Man  And  His  Dream  and  Crimes  and  Misdemeanors. 

To  sum,  lUi  Wood  is  a  must-see  for  movie  lovers  or 
for  people  who  can  appreciate  the  demented,  unpre- 
dictable and  uncanny  vision  that  is  easily  identified  as 
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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Scenery  can't  save  sappy  melodrama 


COURTESVCMIIIOLAXI 


Marisa  Tomei  and  Robert  Downey  jr.  star  in  Only  You 


By  Tara  MK  Connelly 

Collegian  Staff 


ONLY  YOU 

Directed  by  Norman  Jewison 

witfi  Marisa  Tomei,  Robert  Downey, 

Jr.,  Fisher  Stevens,  and  Billy  Zone 

Only  You  has  a  lot  of  the  elements 
needed  to  become  a  money  making 
romance.  With  a  cast  composed  of 
actors  like  Oscar  bearing  Marisa 
Tomei  (My  Cousin  Vinny)  and  Oscar 
nominated  Robert  Downey,  |r. 
(Chaplin)  paired  with  Fisher  Stevens 
and  Billy  Zane,  there  is  a  substantial 
amount  of  talent  that  director 
Norman  jewison  could  have  worked 
with.  The  film  also  has  extensive 
shots  in  romantic  Italy  with  scenes  in 
Venice.  Rome  and  other  beautiful 
coastal  areas.  Unfortunately  all  this 
talent  and  beautiful  setting  is  wasted 
on  a  super  melodramatic  plot  full  of 
sappy  cliches  and  lagging  action  that 
makes  the  audience  squirm  uncom- 
fortably in  their  seats  throughout  the 
duration  of  the  film. 
The  gist  of  the  plot  revolved  around 
Faith  Corvaich.  (Tomei)  a  grade 
school  teacher  who  longs  to  find  that 
mythical  other  half  everyone  is  sup- 
posed to  have.  When  Faith  was  a 
teenager,  full  of  hope  and  fairytale 
dreams,  she  asked  a  Ouija  board  to 
reveal  the  name  of  her  significant 
other,  who  turns  out  to  be  Damon 
Bradley.  Filled  with  girlish  dreams  of 
Prince  Charming,  Faith  is  convinced 
that  Damon  Bradley,  whoever  he  is, 
is  meant  to  be  THE  ONE.  This  belief 
is  further  compounded  by  the  same 
prediction  a  gypsy  makes  at  a  fair 
Faith  attends  with  her  friends.  But 
wait,  little  docs  poor  Faith  know  that 


it  was  her  brother  Larry  (Fisher 
Stevens)  who  formulated  the  name 
and  bribed  the  gypsy  with  two  bucks 
to  confirm  it.  leaving  Faith  to  pine 
after  a  man  who  is  really  some  punk 
Larry  knew. 

Years  later,  and  ten  days  before  her 
wedding  tragedy  strikes  again  as 
Faith  receives  a  call  from  (you 
guessed  it!)  Damon  Bradley,  explain- 
ing he  is  a  friend  of  her  fiance  and 
can't  make  the  wedding  because  he 
is  flying  to  Italy.  Faith,  still  very 
much  a  believer  in  fate,  takes  this  as 
a  sign  and  drops  everything  to  fly  to 
Italy  with  sister-in-law  Kate  (Bonnie 
Hunt)  and  meet  Damon. 
Does  this  sound  familiar?  Didn't 
Meg  Ryan  and  Tom  Hanks  do  some- 
thing very  similar  in  Sleepless  in 
Seattle.  In  fact,  if  it  wasn't  for  the 
movie  South  Pacific  instead  of  An 
Affair  to  Remember  that  Tomei  and 
gal  pals  go  ga-ga  over,  I'd  think  it 
was  the  same  movie. 
The  film  drags  on  and  on  as  we  fol- 
low Faith  through  Italy  as  she  and 
Kate  meet  up  with  one  wacky  misad- 
venture after  another.  The  quest  for 
Mr.  Bradley  eventually  leads  her  to 
bump  (literally)  into  Peter  Wright, 
Robert  Downey  |r,  who  pretends  to 
be  Bradley  just  to  get  to  know  her. 
Ironically.  Peter  is  the  real  thing  for 
Faith,  but  she  is  so  bent  on  finding 
the  real  Bradley,  that  she  throws 
away  an  evening  of  romantic  bliss  to 
fulfil  her  search.  Once  again,  like  in 
Sleepless.  Tomei  and  Downey  recre- 
ate the  scene  from  a  Hollywood  clas- 
sic. The  scene  in  Roman  Holiday 
with  Gregory  Peck  and  Audrey 
Hepburn  at  the  Bocco  della  Verila 
(the  Mouth  of  Truth)  is  worked  in  to 
try  to  recreate  romantic  nostalgia. 


Instead  it  comes  off  as  yet  another 
sappy  rip-off. 

Throughout  the  movie,  the  notion  of 
"another  half  is  beaten  into  the 
viewers  head,  along  with  the  word 
destiny  (just  in  case  you  lapse  into  a 
coma  and  forget).  It  is  almost  as  if 
jewison  is  trying  hard  to  create  the 
perfect  storytale  romance,  that  he 
goes  above  and  beyond  the  call  of 
duty. 

His  shots  of  Downey  and  Tomei  star- 
ing at  each  other  whispering  nauseat- 
ing lines  like,  "I  was  born  to  kiss 
you."  become  redundant  because 
they  are  repeated  so  often.  The  audi- 
ence never  feels  the  same  rapport  for 
the  couple  that  Bogart  and  Bacall  or 
Anthony  and  Cleopatra  garnered. 
You  are  so  overpowered  by  the  sheer 
cheesiness  of  the  two  that  you  lose 
any  empathy  for  the  them.  Perhaps 
the  only  mildly  interesting  plot  twist, 
if  you  could  call  it  that,  involved 
actor  Billy  Zane  (Dead  Calm)  who  is 
hired  by  Peter  to  pretend  he's 
Bradley  in  order  to  prove  to  Faith 
that  he  truly  is  the  one  for  her. 
Downey  is  adorable  as  the  persistent 
shoe  salesman  and  Tomei  makes  a 
very  good  little  girl  lost,  joaquim  De 
Almedia  (Clear  and  Present  Danger) 
is  a  great  Latin  lover  who  pairs  up 
with  Kate.  The  sunsets  are  beautiful 
and  so  are  the  shots  of  Venice.  There 
are  a  few  noteworthy  antidotes  and  a 
bunch  of  mildly  amusing  scenes,  but 
in  the  end  it  isn't  enough  to  save 
Only  You.  In  fact,  it's  almost  fitting 
that  the  movie  closes  (finally)  with 
another  sappy  Bolton  remake  as  the 
two  star  crossed  lovers  jet  off  into 
the  cheesy  technicolor  sunset,  mak- 
ing you  sigh,  not  with  satisfaoiion. 
but  with  profound  relief.  C- 


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Legen(dary  ex-Velvet  Underground 
drummer  shines  on  Iron  Horse  stage 


By  Michael  Burke 

Collegian  Staff 


MOE  TUCKER 

Iron  Horse  Music  Hall 

Oct.  7 

NORTHAMPTON  —  It  was  a  historic  event  at  the 
Iron  Horse  last  Friday  night  as  half  of  the  origin«i 
Velvet  Underground  performed  together.  While  not 
quite  exactly  a  "reunion,"  it  was  probably  the  closest 
western  Massachusetts  will  gel  lo  seeing  the  leg- 
endary band  play. 

Although  there  were  five  musicians  gracing  the 
stage,  the  spotlight  was  constantly  on  Moe  Tucker 
and  Sterling  Morrison,  both  of  whom  were  original 
members  of  the  Velvet  Underground.  Tucker  sang 
and  played  rhythm  guitar  while  Morrison  handled 
lead  guitar  duties. 

while  the  whole  evening  proved  to  be  csceptional, 
the  highlight  of  the  concert  was  Moc's  rendition-,  ul 
two  Velvet  Underground  classics.  "After  Hours"  wj^ 
one  of  the  few  Velvet  Underground  songs  that  .Mi-'C 
Tucker  ever  sang  the  lead  vocals  on. 

The  band  also  did  a  on  the  mark  version  of  "Pale 
Blue  Eyes"  which  was  originally  sung  by  Lou  Rccd. 
Thankfully  Moe's  version  captured  every  bit  of  emo- 
tion as  the  original. 


Everything  else  that  the  band  performed  came 
from  Moe  Tucker's  numerous  solo  albums. 
Unfortunately  it  seemed  the  majority  of  the  people 
were  (here  to  see  her  rehash  old  Velvet  Underground 
songs,  something  thai  Tucker  was  obviously  weary  of 
doing. 

The  majority  of  her  solo  songs  played  were  taken 
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Myself,  and  I"  which  was  co-written  by  Tucker  and 
Morrison. 

Even  though  no  one  expected  Tucker  to  play 
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up  the  sticks  for  at  least  one  song,  since  she  is  best 
known  for  being  one  of  the  most  influential  female 
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Tucker  enthusiastically  played  before  the  modest 
sized  crowd  who  consisted  of  older  folks  that  could 
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Collegion  Staff 

Theresc  Raphael,  deputy  editor  of  The  Wail  Street 
lournal  Europe,  will  speak  at  an  open  forum  tomorrow  in 
Tobin  Hall. 

The  forum  entitled  "Clinton  and  Europe:  A  View  from 
Brussels"  will  expose  students  to  U.S.  relations  with 
Europe  from  the  perspective  of  sbmeone  who  reports  on  it 
from  Europe.  Eric  Rcinhorn,  from  the  political  science 
department,  said. 

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career  dealing  directly  with  international  affairs."  Sean 
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policy,  said. 

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deals  primarily  with  issues  directly  related  to  Eurof)e.  such 


as  NATO.  Russia  and  European  integration.  She  is 
presently  traveling  the  United  States  conducting  inter- 
views. Kay  said. 

"The  discussion  on  Wednesday  will  relate  to  her  direct 
experiences  with  officials  throughout  Europe  with  current 
affairs  within  the  context  of  Clinton's  public  policy  on 
NATO.  Russia,  the  European  Union  and  Bosnia."  Kay 
said. 

Raphael  has  recently  interviewed  such  key  officials  as 
the  Russian  Foreign  Minister,  the  Prime  Minister  of  Turkey 
and  the  former  Prime  Minister  of  Poland.  Kay  said. 

Raphael  serves  as  the  deputy  editor  to  the  editorial  page 
of  The  Wall  Street  lournal  Europe,  one  of  the  two  largest 
newspapers  in  circulation  in  Europe.  Kay  said 

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Political  Science  and  the  Modern  European  Studies 
Program.  It  will  take  place  at  1:25  pm  Wednesday  at  204 
Tobin  Hail. 


Here  she  comes... 


Bike  towing  clears  campus  ramps 


By  Kofhryn  Silver 

Collegian  Correspondent 


According  to  the  University's  Division  of 
Environmental  Health  and  Safety,  parked  bikes  have  been 
blocking  the  entrances  of  campus  buildings  preventing 
easy  access. 

David  |.  Beaudin,  fire  prevention  officer  at  EH&S,  said 
throughout  this  semester  there  has  been  an  increase  in  the 
number  of  complaints  received. 

Beaudin  said  the  problem  has  effected  both  students 
and  other  people  in  the  campus  community,  especially  the 
handicap  who  have  had  wheelchair  ramps  obslruct«l  by 
parked  bikes. 

"This  scenario  is  kin  to  parking  in  handicap  parking 
spaces,  when  there  is  no  right  lo  do  so,"  Beaudin  said. 

EH&S  will  begin  issuing  warnings  to  those  parked 
illegally  and  bikes  will  be  towed,  according  to 
Beaudin. 


Beaudin  also  said  that  bike  removal  is  a  last  resort  and 
tht7  will  only  be  removed  without  warning  in  emergency 
situations. 

"Only  about  four  bikes  are  usually  removed  per  semes- 
ter," Beaudin  said. 

Bikes  are  a  major  form  of  transportation  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts,  lulie  Allegro,  a  sophomore  at 
UMass,  said,  "bike  racks  on  campus  are  often  filled,  leav- 
ing her  no  choice  but  to  park  elsewhere." 

Christopher  Barry,  also  a  sophomore  at  the  University 
said,  "reminders  to  move  my  bike  would  not  be  likely  to 
stop  me  from  parking  illegally  if  more  racks  did  not 
become  available." 

Beaudin  said  EH&S  is  working  on  getting  more  space 
for  bicycles,  and  is  researching  ways  in  which  other  col- 
leges deal  with  the  problem. 

"People  should  be  concerned  with  not  blocking  door- 
ways and  stairways.  We  want  to  get  the  message  out.  it's 
really  an  educational  message,"  Beaudin  said. 


UAVMION  SMITH  /  COlLiGIAN 


Ivliss  America  was  one  of  many  celebrities  wfio  attended  Sunday's  jimmy  Fund  Walk.  Otfiers  included 
speed  skater,  Dan  jansen  and  Red  Sox  first  baseman  Mo  Vaugfin. 


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Dear  Diary, 
Last  night  when  I  was  up 
m  my  favorite  tree  star- 
gazing I  began  to  ponder 
my  life.   I  realized  thai 
some  of  my  favorite  things 
were  no  longer  part  of  the 
new  pop  culture,  and  that 
many  01  my  best  loved 
activities  were  out  of 
style.    I  en|Oyed  Pac  Man 
and  now  there  is  Mortal 
Combat  II.  My  one 
liarbie  was  fine  for  all 
seasons,  but  now  there  is 
a  Barbie  for  every  month 
and  special  event.   1  used 
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riround  my  neighborhood 
in  my  neon,  shiny  jacket 
with  my  name  on  the 
sleeve  was  fun,  but  now 
everybody  has 
rollerblades  and  they  can 
go  much  faster    I  used  to 
enjoy  trips  to  the  grocery 
store  with  my  mom  until 
she  told  me  it  was  wrong 
to  eat  candy  from  the  big 
bins.  The  more  I  sal  and 
thought  about  how  my 
interests  were  different 
than  most  others  I  remem- 
bered that  I  had  read  The 
Daily  Collegian  that 
morning,  and  I  knew  that 
it  was  the  hip  thing  to  do 
because  everybody  was 
reading  it    Wowl  The 
Daily  Collegian  saved  me 
from  an  identity  crisis!   I 
climbed  happily  down 
from  the  tree 


WHB\IVUAS 

THE  LAST  TIME 

YOU  TESTS 

YOUR  SMOKE 

DETECTORS? 

Last  month'  Last  year' 
Cant  remember'  If  you're 
not  sure  your  smoke  detee- 
lors  ate  working,  then  how 
can  you  be  sure  you'll  be 
protetied  if  a  fire  breaks 
oui' 

Don't  gamble  with  your  life 
and  assume  your  smoke 
delettors  .ire  working.  Test 
each  one.  every  month,  so 
you'll  know  ihey'll  be  ready 
lo  prolcci  \<>u  and  your 
f.imiK  if  there's  a  tire. 

Tcsi  your  deiccior  tor  life. 

+   Cil 
NFPA' 


THE  DEATSrS  LIST 


One  of  the  University's  highest  priorities  is  its  commitment  to 
provide  opportunities  for  academic  growth.   I  am  pleased,  therefore, 
to  recognize  those  of  you  who  earned  Deans  List  status  for  the 
Spring  Semester  1994. 

This  level  of  achievement  -  3.5  or  higher  semester  average  with 
twelve  or  more  graded  credits  -  is  attained  by  fewer  than  20%  of 
the  undergraduate  student  body.   Such  outstanding  performance  is 
a  source  of  pride  to  the  faculty,  staff,  your  student  colleagues,  and, 
of  course,  your  parents. 

Thank  you  for  the  credit  you  bring  to  the  University  through  your 
achievement. 

David  K.  Scott,  Chancellor 


PRESS  RELEASES 

To  publicize  your  achievement,  the  University  News  Office  will  be  issuing  a  press  release  to 
your  hometown  newspaper  if  you  are  a  Massachusetts  resident.  Out  of  state  students  are 
requested  to  pick  up  a  press  release  form  at  200  Munson  Hall  (second  floor).  For  further 
information,  please  call  545-0444. 

ADDITIONS/OMMISIONS 

The  Spring  1994  Deans  List  is  based  on  grades  received  and  recorded  by  the  Registrar's  Office  as 
of  August  17,  1994.  If  you  had  a  grade  change  after  that  date  (including  making  up  an 
■Incomplete",  or  had  a  missing  or  late  grade  recorded  after  that  date),  and  believe  you  now 
qualify  for  the  Deans  List,  please  fill  out  a  form  available  at  the  Information  Data  Bank.  Whitmore 
2nd  floor  lobby  counter,  attach  Registrar's  Office  verification,  and  return  it  to  236  Whitmore. 

RE.MINDER:  ONLY  GRADED  CREDITS  ARE  CALCULATED  IN  DETERMINING  DEANS  LIST 
ELIGIBILITY.   PASS/FAIL  CREDITS  ARE  NOT  INCLUDED. 

The  Deans  List  is  prepared  for  publication  and  paid  for  by  Student  Affairs  Special  Services  as  a 
service  to  the  campus  community.  The  cooperation  of  "The  Massachusetts  Daily  Collegian " 
is  acknowledged  and  appreciated. 


ARTS  AND  SCIENCES  -  SOCIAL  &  BEHAVIORAL  SCIENCES  (CONT) 


•  ARTS  AND  SCIENCES  -  HUMANITIES  &  FINE  ARTS  • 


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•  ARTS  AND  SCIENCES  -  NATURAL  SCIENCES  &  MATHEMATICS 


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iBt'TPli    laat   B. 

11  siooai 

OUdWVtlLE.JtaM  K, 

•  IP:'      j^iBON  a. 

11  SIX 

(H 

aaiKSFCBO.iaaa  a 

i<    .«»   ctljltn  0. 

It  SIX 

acooTBOca  K. 

-•HJijIK   SOPHIE  K. 

It   XK 

IH 

BENIIKAIIKIi. 

aaawB.MsasiH  a. 

PS  SIX 

RCPPUCCI.TANlt. 

atlNoaE  <I«IN  s. 

17  BIX 

KSKIC«.aICHt«  J. 

ais  oavio  E 

11  "HISIC 

BICHABCS  PAUL  0. 

EE    10  ■"UN6, 

It  BIX 

aiStKAK.  SASAH  F  . 

EIGHICN   JaSQK  L. 

17  BIX 

•OOalBUES.JOHtMH  L. 

I»INOST0NE.Ntt«    1. 

17  BIX 

•OBSfTTlLlM. 

Laba.cntlslOPiKa  J. 

17   -KEHO 

aoiH(NKa«(a.<Ti(  i. 

Limt  :xlE(k  e. 

11  Nam 

.1 

BOUWNOKI.JMCS  P. 

LQVT   aiEKt. 

17  aix 

BUTLE.lHOntS   0. 

'ffl  eit»afL  1. 

17  PtlKEO 

■  H 

B'AK   NICHCLE    (. 

■ ''    - . 

It  BIX 

H 

^ASEBI.PIM*. 

17  nok. 

4 

JaNNELLa  Ntait   I. 

>'NM>  a. 

It  PHISIC 

1aNII)i.LCII0.PIUL   t. 

-  .  .     .  ;iea  n. 

It  BIX 

<  H 

SCNaCHIEB  avi. 

?iAfri  .,•  iLt  a 

17  NITH 

sciiacHTca  LEvaNTo  t. 

•i:ci  Kiaw  jcFiiti  a. 

17  NtlH 

SCNKlLL.NalTHF*  0. 

■»:"UliH    HICHtiL    J. 

11    XK 

HI  scaatiiZLEa.NicttLt  t 

■«:PHEi.afB»cct  1. 

11  ZOX 

SEOancr  LiMMT  }. 

icBae  paai  i 

It  aoa 

•laai.aiiauTi. 

iVLLHra.oOKAiO  i. 

17    MX 

waPiac  juoi  L. 

•Clio  saoott 

II  BIX 

•xa  laiaotT  K. 

1IN    JIK  H. 

11   NtTN 

»«PaKO  talK  I, 

NILIA  lEOCaiCO. 

11  BieCMK 

(H 

WIBEt   aMOafa  J, 

HIlNta.3A»|0   E, 

IS  BIX 

IHPW    I    AvINOall. 

HIWB    lEBI    t 

It  IIX 

Ill  V*  Hti  oafo 

Class    ntjoa 


11  ewKI 
It  aiocMi 

17  SIX 
11  SIX 

It  Hicaio 
H  aix 
M  naL 

17  IML 
H  lltL 

II  BIOGW 

li   HldlO 

17  :n(n 

H  PNTSIC 
It   NAIH 

17  arsci 

It  •SCPfO 

17    XK 
II   BIOCHK 
17    ASTBON 
17   WEN 
li  ZOX 

II  zox 
It  Nicaio 
It  a<K 
17  atx 
It  aiocHR 

17  PHYSIC 
1t<H(H 

iipvaci 

II  SIX 

II  zox 

It  zox 

II  SIX 

17  SIOCMK 
It  BIOCNK 
•C  HICSIO 
17  CK(K 
N  IIOOVI' 

M  aix 
17  atx 
It  Nicaio 

II    "HTSIt 

II  cinci 

II  BIX 

li  a(X 
It  zox 

P«  KX 

II  BIX 

17  HATH 

1'  BIOCHK 

NC  :»sci 
'I  —oto 


IHI 
INI 


aisnsi'  ALiawi. 

It  aix 

SOSiIa.jOMN  a. 

It  aioCMn 

WUSa.aPaiL  L. 

It  BIOCHK 

wxbl  siatcct  1. 

It  Hicaio 

iTEaaiET  xttica  L. 

17  pacpio 

STEINeias.JESSI  K. 

It  cmci 

STdKlC.PHIlIP  S. 

It  3(X 

STuPtNavcaa  a. 

17  BIOCMI 

suMiaLL  caisiiK  a. 

It  3Eoa 

a«KSON.JO(l   T. 

It  zox 

-laiai.SHaMzaa. 

M  BIOCHK 

tSLIIMKIITHn  t. 

It  KITN 

'tMai.aMimto  a. 

M  CWR 

'cw  szu  in 

14  MM 

'EUTSCI<.(ailIA  s. 

14  ML 

-HanAt.cKaisTOMca  i. 

t4  MM 

HOIPIM  MmtfU  I. 

•7  KIGIIO 

'HOMTOK.aMai*  J. 

It   ZOX 

•IIK  am  L. 

17  aiocw 

'XEoa.aafoi  (. 

17  BIX 

■aaMaK.aooTT  L. 

n  KtTN     , 

-aa«  <N0A  a. 

17  PKKEC 

'KfKXal  lut  a. 

IC  Kicaio 

'aim  guAK  t. 

It  aiacMi 

■UaKEB.SEOFFlO.P. 

II  KICIIO 

-niLaSAWaca. 

It  aiocMK 

ItOHAIS.KlAKK    0. 

It  BIX 

«iK  >anT.N(u  a. 

11  alOOMK 

•aMH(S( . kvar  K. 

It  aiocMK 

"tiazaucZLEOKtioo  J. 

It  Kicaio 

aaewa  ELIzaOETR  t. 

17  NAIN 

aaiTFas.OaNa  N. 

11  HICtIO 

aamaT.Naai  a. 

It  Nicaio 

«asTEa.j(acm  t. 

It  SIX 

•(Hail. NATHAN  H. 

It  SIX 

«INEtT.BIIaa  T. 

It  .SIX 

«iss  caaia  1. 

H  KItUS 

KBNau.Paui   N, 

nmm 

iPHaMNHICHatl  J. 

K8& 

•ILL'BBIaN  S. 

aliezic  HEIKI  J. 

11  aix 

HOOOCOCt   THOMS  c. 

11  owaci 

aoaiHiEr  JtPFSir  c. 

It  BIX 

'aiaiELEv.HaTa, 

11  BIOCHK 

•  aawas  juiiaiw  N. 

It   BIOCHK 

■oaio.cavio  S. 

It  aioci« 

•auNS0ai«..a«T0IN(T1E  L. 

17  PStlCO 

.IKOaaii.jOHtIMM  P. 

It  BIX 

savai.aoMia  j. 

11  aiocMi 

ncco  aaaoT  j. 

n  aix 

•  ARTS  AND  SCIENCES  -  SOCIAL  &  BEHAVIORAL  SCIENCES  • 


CLASS    "Ajqa 


a  ass    "ajoa 


aasauD.NICNtuE. 

It 

AHTH 

sail  atasN  (. 

It   IKIH 

aaal|.j(M<IFEa  I, 

11 

Baiaao.KtaiA  T. 

n  com 

tmumn.tan  ». 

It 

PtTCH 

SCAN  :AiN(ai«  E. 

li  PXKI 

aoaK.ma  a. 

It 

com 

IHl   BECFEB.LIIA    a. 

It   PSTCH 

IBIMM.jam  K. 

It 

cam 

arNMWi  JULIE  ... 

11  SOCIX 

aaaMM.iraaa  j. 

It 

tttTH 

BENMK  Mm  C. 

•t  POLSCI 

alMKBaTK.BClLA  c. 

It 

POL  SCI 

BIlaaN.LlUNa  E. 

It  PIIW 

aiStaao.oaKiAK  l. 

It 

PXBCI 

BOlNKtl.SOaiBI    5. 

11  pxaci 

aiaEai  Palatcia  t. 

11 

LEStl 

touiai.HwaiH  J. 

11  com 

aiEHaK.aMT  a. 

PXBCI 

■BaOTiaiiai  n. 

It  poiaci 

ailia(«a,tMMl. 

It 

line 

saaNX.EaiN  L. 

11  Liati 

ai«a«ai.i(iw  mi. 

11 

cam 

BKioinia  ainiaa  k. 

It  SOCIX 

aMBfW.TISaTKT  P. 

14 

Liata. 

KBICt   CHaXIE. 

It  Liaai 

iMcasiKan.iiu  k. 

11 

a«TH 

HI  BBiONFtL.acaaio  a. 

It  ECM 

aaatcaK.atnaiA  k. 

It 

^im 

aaizzicAtSAioaA  j, 

11  com 

ATaaao.xaut  i. 

tt 

cam 

•nOTOtKAK  a. 

It  com 

tUltTHEATKia  I. 

BBDKamtTO.aaaH. 

It  PS1CK 

attUKM.JIU  I, 

8 

mm 

Bamiaoi.oaiiiopwa  e. 

11  Ecm 

INI  ation«.a>iaii  m. 

wr 

BKom.ciaai  (. 

It  AKTa 

aaM.FICTO*. 

SI 

SB 

■  HI  aanwi.iaTiaEEN  c. 

It  pxaci 

aaaiKoati.raMi  j. 

It  Liati 

BKoak.Htai  (. 

11   tKTH 

aaiMs.juaiiK  i. 

It 

Li  an 

auazi<«ii.(iMilEi  J. 

II  cam 

aaa«i.KtCMiL(  a. 

It 

lOCIX 

Hi  BuicMta.aaMia  k. 

11  Pxaci 

atiK(Ti.(uaH  J. 

It 

socix 

'HI  BuTlEB.OIPait  N. 

It  aootx 

aaaiM.twit  J. 

It 

PSTCH 

CaMMK.LOIt  1, 

•1  LEStl 

aaioamtaat  a. 

It 

lOCIX 

CMaaatflf.ctiia  a. 

IS  uESti 

caK(aoK.juil(  1, 

caaairio  noclii  i. 

c.aiaaNi.cjiaaKS  a. 
capPTLLlNIKtac  a. 
':ati  SON.  JILL  N. 
caaPtNtia.Ktait  (. 

CaauSO.SEIN  L. 

I  caavaLHO  :aax. 
'  casavlNa  am  h. 

CaiaMlutH.^LaHIE. 
CEBUta.LUKE    H. 
CHAK    TAN 
CHFOKO. PITTS  •. 

CHlam.NMa  e, 

I  COHEK.KarOtO  0. 

I  COISMN.JIT   t. 

CXLINS.JOT  (. 

com  3«uiaK>«a  *. 
COOKE. iiNarx'  J. 

COXIOCE.NaltHIa  t. 

coacr.tEiTH  a, II 
comiEB .  caaia  a. 
costtoi.toaiaT  s. 

COMlWtU.CMHSTOfllM  J. 

cotia.oavio  K. 

COTTOKTSKtr   B. 


Class 

NAJOa 

11 

socix 

11 

10CIX 

is 

com 

IS 

PXSCI 

It 

::om 

It 

PSfCK 

It  P|tOl 

li 

PXSCI 

1? 

sine 

11 

lEBAL 

It 

PXSCI 

1» 

•ITCH 

11 

ICOK 

li 

SIP1C 

17 

folbci 

It 

ECM 

It 

sine 

Pa  pxsci 

It 

PStCK 

II 

com 

It 

com 

li 

(CM 

11 

sacix 

n  em> 

♦7L»«l 

n  lmm. 

rouiiEa.auZAiaa  e. 
»i«tLii.jom  a. 
caowK.Liw  aiTM. 
caoaTOK.uat  T. 
cuLiidaiatcet  k. 

CuailK.BMtW  K. 

cusKB.araioct  r. 

CZntllEL    CHAKLOin   C. 

OacET  aalE  E, 
<  OACoiaiaK.KioKati  t. 

oaaoiMii.auxi  a. 
I  oalilw.atMT  c. 
I  ats.»ataiin.i  p 

oaiio.CHaiBTOPNia  j, 

K    BtLLlB.lall«»tNI  a. 
K    JOKBNI.MFn   N. 

OEMEBRaajaan  c. 
«coaT(.a«HltOU(  L. 
S(COU.0tT  c. 
oriaico  Paiaist  j, 
oritaKzo  aiNt  K, 

MlEON  ailTum. 
OFlPaEll    awatt  I. 

oiaKONO  Waal  L. 

OOMaTI    «aTl«.E(R  H. 

oa>a«iL>  jaWK  K. 


xtaa   najaa 

It  LiatL 
It  pxaci 
M  aaeix 
It  pxaci 

It  KIIOI 

M  lacix 

St  oim 

M  KITOK 

H  cam 
17  pxact 

It  MIIK 
17  WTN 
It  P«LSCI 

It  pxsai 
It  pnaei 
It  cam 

It  ITPIC 


M  PITON 
II  ItltCI 

n  cam 

It  STfR 

M  cam 
It  aam 

WMM 

StOMII 


'HI  ooanAN.oiM  L. 

OOa.SCCIT  I. 
aOUE  PIOMCl  p. 

'HI  naziN.ooHiti  a. 

Mfa  i«iiau  J. 

aaun.aaaatat  l. 
iNi  BUFF  ai Ida  R. 

INI  OIMIaK.CXlC(K  I. 

Hum  p(T(a  I. 
IHI  IMIaw.iau.onKi  i. 

XnTKMI.O  TTUa, 

(MaaM.coaiT  K. 

(latlE.JMl  s. 
ENXEB.JOMM  S. 

tmi  xmttn  i. 

'HI  (Rantm.Rti  (. 
EiHnmai.aais  i. 
faaafLi  aicKaaa  j. 
r(Baazza.p(T(a  j. 

HSCN(a.NiHI»l  E. 

FiSNfa.LlMaAT  J. 
<H>  rtoK.  joiia*  a. 

FLTKIallLltK  J. 
IHI  FX(1    «IVI  L. 

rotSTTw.vicToaii  a. 

FOUOi.saatN  R. 


H  wm 

Plato  axFF  NU. 

11  earn 

iKi  Fstrs.Btaam  r. 

It  LtatL 

FUtNTEt.ltJAiat. 

FtW.CKiaKB. 

It  P*TM 

FunT(ia.LTn«  a. 

It  tICIX 

atfFaM.ANTamt  k. 

It  paiaet 

ataac.oiKt. 

It  com 

BAiiPtAu.Nioaiu  a. 

11  POLBCI 

aaiiitHa.ctiicatKi  k. 

It  a«K 

ttniaaHMNaHU  r. 

It  cam 

atiio.Faafcu  a. 

•c  Lian 

atasoN.TnEa  c. 

It  PITM 

BtBaia.aNaMDt  p. 

H  iMtL 

StSCtt  01  LA  MOtOt.HII 

K 

It  aaeix 

.HI  ataupi .anm  a. 

11  ante 

HI  StUET.ICLlSSt  R. 

BIBKtMl    XFFBtT    J. 

11  a  TW 

aiiatsT . afBan  p. 

(HI  aiovamin.jotN  k. 

14  a  LMi 

siTTELsam.oatati  a. 

H  mm 

Xaaa.OairtD  a. 

n  mm 

axoHiN.atai  a. 

Hoai 

axaTHKtiT.HtLuun  (. 

17  cim 

aoniRtnati. 

It  PITOI 

aoaaoviTKaTt. JULIA. 

It  STPfC 

aoaooR.jOMut  a. 

It  Ecm 
n  (ta* 

17  lit*. 

n  ttm 

It  PIIM 
II  PITCK 
It  PILKI 

II  LItM. 

II  r — 
It  I 
It  I 

II I 


itrio 


•C  ItML 

n  ni«a 
It  I  - 
It  I 


NAK 

CLASS   Nuoa 

eoaoM.scsiT  j. 

II  com 
It  POiaci 

It  (caa 

aomiN.gAdo  e. 

aOSSdlK.CMlSIOMU  n. 

SaACET.JONN  (. 

MAT .  JtmiFEB  E. 

11  sectx 

IHI   (JMEH.OAVIO  N. 

UEEIC .  JIIMFM  B. 

It  PITOI 

lUHEIC.JIMN  0. 

It  fllCXX 

aWEac.aaisiIN  k. 

It  POLICt 

It  cam 

(iaIFFIN.J(7Fa(T    1. 

(HI  GSirFMH.JEiailFES  A. 

It  poiaci 

uiRtao.aoaEBT  p. 

It  PITOI 

oauKTicrEB.iAMN  a. 

GUEaiH.STEPNCK  J. 

li  PITOI 

HAJJAa.SnAK  a, 

It  cam 

HAIAIIK.LUCT  H. 

H  HDIX 

IHI  HANCOCa.LAUaA  L. 

11  LilAL 

HASOT.IAMTA  LTW. 

It  POLBCI 

IHI   HAaaiS.JOHN  B. 

II  PXSCI 

HAaais.aOBEBi  e. 

li  PTOl 

HAtllWa.KNNIFEa  L. 

It  PITCH 

HEWICHB.HIKN  F. 

HEaMAMXZ.oaHtau  a. 

It  cam 

HEBHAMKZ.JENIFU  T, 

It  com 

H(sa(at. SUSAN  a. 

It  PITCH 

H(aS(T.JUSTI«    A. 

nlCSIM.RICHAfl  N. 

It  SOCIX 

HIGSIHSm.NAlAIU  L. 

11  PXBCI 

HOCAH.BEaCCCA  L. 

11  SOCIX 

HXlaloa.  JESSICA  L. 

II  pncN 

HXHaKN.HaaT  E. 

It  com 

HOKUNAN.JUllE  I. 

It  PITCH 

Hooo.Euui  N.ja 

It  LUtl 

HOHiaia.HtaiaH  c. 

It  tKTH 

HOYEa  ElUFS(N,IIOiaa0  R. 

It  ECM 

HucoK.am  t. 

It  com 

lACOYIOOU.JOBEPHIIC  P. 

It  POLSCI 

INOUTE.KAU  E. 

It  PITCH 

laiai.NAiTiKa  c. 

It  POLaci 

IHI   JACISON.EaiH  N. 

It  POLBCI 

jAvta.otno  N. 

17  LiatL 

JEW(K.J(IWFEa  «, 

li  com 

JENT.ANKLA  A. 

It  SOCIX 

JOOOIN.ESTEUE  J. 

JOHKaON.EaiCA  L. 

17  soax 

JOMNaOK.tABIN  (. 

It  PSTCH 

JOWS.UELT  N. 

It  com 

JOMS.NICOU  S. 

It  turn 

JOMS.STEPHAKT  t. 

It  PSTCH 

JOaSAN.SfKCCA  A, 

It  com 

(Aaaa.sutAnc. 

It  PITCH 

KAm.NAIASNA  B. 

N  com 

KAaaaaaii.ENiLT  a. 

It  PITCH 

tEAGT.JAICS  N. 

IS  com 

IHl  (EDiAK.ioiarT  I. 

It  PITCH 

(diiHia.LYisc  t. 

It  com 

NAIC 

a  ASS   NAjoa 

lalC 

UiMDY.LauaiE  a. 

11  com 

NalsuIaNI.IUNlPIOC. 

(NEitHAii.aioaiii. 

17  SOCIX 

HI   NCCLlM  . HllaCT  N. 

■  IPaaLl.ANHLA   C. 

II  PSYCH 

NCCOaKJU.ELIZAKTN  A 

insM.aACNd  I. 

li  PITCH 

NccoHAau.CAaA  (. 

(iioaiktRuu. 

17  ECM 

NCGOaAM.tAlL  N. 

(XO.AISWIU  F, 

It  ECM 

HCUAIL.OOKAlO  P. 

fORAK.AUISM  a. 

It  PTCN 

HCINIOM.RAITKa  P. 

tONiouaNMPOuioa.caMTaKiiKA 

It  CCON 

KCISAAC.HANCT  E. 

KOSTOaOSI.aIN  N. 

17  SOCIX 

milMIK  SABAH  a. 

toaiouail.Am  J. 

It  com 

NCPHtasm.iaEsa  a. 

lOIUCM.RICKAiL  C. 

It  ANTH 

iCOINa.DIW  E. 

IXlBEN.RtlTKa  C. 

It  com 

XEHaN.alLLlaK  F. 

LAiaO.BACHEL  A. 

11  com 

HELLEIT.TaCa  N. 

LAK.ia  ■». 

It  EC« 

KLYlN.OaNJEL  «. 

LAW.JOaMC   H. 

11  SOCIX 

NEBCEO.XOaia  I. 

LAka(a.Toao  a. 

It  com 

iceuR.icuN  N. 

LAMEvlRCAINItlM   A. 

It  KCIX 

NEBalBM.NlOOU   R. 

LAPOINlE.aEIlH  P 

17  ECOH 

NiLua.jcasiCA  e. 

LAv(aQua(.Bca(ccA  a. 

li  PSYCH 

KliLia.juLiamt  a. 

leayis.cabaitn  b. 

It  (CON 

RILLEa.uUKN  J. 

lESOTF.UIC  s. 

It  lESAL 

HI   NILLETT.ROUT   E. 

LEEN.tEaar  a. 

17   LiStL 

HlfiOYICH.SAOCL   E. 

L£s(a.sutBiiAH  a. 

It  com 

HITCHELL.ICLlSaA  A. 

lEKM.SIEPMNIE  c. 

li  PSYCH 

NXTa.iauaa   J. 

LEOIC.iaiSIIHE  N. 

li  SOCIX 

IHI  NOwa.cuaTiB  l. 

LEYENaOR.OEaiA  L. 

11  ECON 

NONiaNAti.iaa.YN  n. 

LiVENaON.NAICI    J. 

11  SOCIX 

RONIEIIH.NICHCIU  S, 

Ldlic.aaafiT  l. 

It  POLICI 

li  aiMH 

NOIAN.KICMLLi   A. 

LXUHua.Nicoa  a. 

NOMTT.ICLISU  A. 

LI.NAI  LIN  LAMOA. 

11  (CM 

KOetT.IIK  I. 

Liaaci.aATW  B. 

It  ECM 

HaasAN.AiisM. 

LIN.JAIC  C. 

It  ECM 

NoacAN.iiiaixi  A. 

LIICXN.NICOU   S. 

II  com 

HOaiARIY.aiBTEN  N. 

U.CTO.aJIT  K. 

11  Pxaci 

NoaiAaiT.SKAm  t. 

LOUIE.  aOKNt  1. 

11  (COM 

RoaiNi.cAaatiBat  l. 

Lueo.aot  R. 

li  Liati 

NoagucCHO.iHtoMus  j 

LuiUT.ctMn  s. 

It  LilAL 

RoatiaON.(ua(ic  l. 

LtVO.JONITHtH  0. 

li  cam 

niisE.piuLA  J. 

LYNCH. nan  j, 

PS  ANTH 

RUSeAI.lilTH  t. 

LI0M.a(TNAHT  C. 

li  PSYCH 

NuaaAY.uuat  a. 

NACOOIULO.FaEOHia. 

17  Ecm 

NacaaOE.aafioaN  a. 

It  com 

NABf  AU.JILL  F. 

KAMaCY.JOHK  E. 

It  PIYCH 

'HI   NAtKEaiCZ.IBACI    A. 

RAlLOr.PATSICIA  R. 

li  tNTH 

NASH   JASON  E. 

NALOIC.STACY   A. 

11  Pxaci 

NEAL.HEllNCa   E. 

RALONEY.RICHtLU  R. 

It  com 

HE ssnaN. KEVIN  R, 

NAMIASI. ANTHONY   J. 

It  LiltL 

KvEW.aMEa  B. 

HAMXL.PacOt  «. 

It  (CON 

(HI  NiEoeaia.Kaaa  E. 

HAKH.JOKllHtN  S, 

It  L(ati 

NIIM.BHOtCA  t. 

HABTIN.Am  0. 

It  cam 

'HI  NXAR.RICHAU.  N. 

NABTIN.CaaOlM  I. 

li  PXBCI 

'HI  NTGAAao.iiaisTiNA  a. 

"*«TIN. SCOTT  0, 

li  com 

OB«IEN.«alHta  c. 

NABTIIC.OIANA  K. 

It  com 

oaaiEN.SfaN  N. 

HASCOVIIZ.TAILOa  C, 

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HAStEB.JACOOELlNE  n. 

anoi.oAie  j. 

47   UN 

DONLINC .  OBEIUST  P. 

44 

FONOT 

JABBElL. ALLISON  H. 

44 

SON 

'HI  nCCONALD . 3ASBEN  A. 

BmacK.OAviD  a. 

47   SON 

MUEB.LAWie  a. 

44 

HTtG 

JENSEN.  STEPHANIE  0. 

47 

SON 

HCGINNISS.NICHCLE   A. 

■MMII. DANIEL  n. 

4t  SON 

0UM4.CKAaUS  B. 

45 

SON 

JEPPE.LfNOA   J. 

45 

NOT 

HCGUIBE.KEBBIN  A. 

monuN.nicntEL  a. 

44   ACCTS 

wiEB.tnuM  n. 

44 

MH 

JOnAN.ANTHONT  C. 

44 

son 

HCHEHNA.PETEB  E, 

eaom.uotft  '. 

47   SON 

OTNCNT.NATIIOI  J. 

44 

FOIUT 

JOaOAN.NATTHEK  P. 

47 

SON 

HCPANUS.CABOLIIC  n. 

HKKM.eKaW'  a. 

4S  FONQI 

11  EHIO. JEFfBET    I. 

44 

SON 

JOt.«II«OI.I    A. 

44 

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HEEif .  alexamwa  a. 

guaDui.is.f«MiCA  l. 

IS  FONGI 

lBICKSOI.. JASON  C. 

44 

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JUWAU.  STEPHEN  P. 

47 

SON 

HEBBILL . JONAS  A. 

SUM  un  E. 

4S  F0I40I. 

11   eriAHASHA.JAlCS   B, 

44 

SON 

KAH.ISEIC    LAP-IUN. 

45 

ACCTG 

HESSITIS.HABIOa  P. 

auMKM.tEim  0. 

4t  FONBt 

FABEB.HICHAEl.  e. 

44 

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45 

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nlLAEt.HABI    JEAN. 

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44  Fomi 

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iHI  <HAN.AIIF  ». 

45 

FONOT 

H1LLE9.HEAIHEB  C. 

HI  8tW.Ai.tM  C. 

47   SON 

IHI  fEINOEBCKABTN  0. 

44 

SON 

•lIGHT.KfAIHEB  N. 

44 

SON 

HI   HIMOS.  JOSEPH  H. 

CALl!€MN.l.uI5  F. 

41   ACCTS 

i'ILOSI.PaUL    J. 

45 

HGI 

KIH.JIEUH, 

45 

ACCTS 

HIICHEll. STEVEN  K. 

HI    CAPONE.HICHAEL   A. 

«  SON 

11  F[M.A> son. JULIE   (. 

44 

SON 

i:lebo»si(I.jill. 

47 

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HOOI.iCNAL. 

uAiniMc.JEMiirEt  a. 

4S    4CCT0 

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44 

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(NUOSth.JEWIIfES  L. 

44 

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nOCICA. JEFFBET   N. 

HI   CA««"ll£».l€Ii.  p. 

4S  FONBT 

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44 

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COaEISSI.ALISAB. 

45 

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CASC'.SUSiN  I. 

44  POMOT 

faSTEB.GAIl.  P. 

44 

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HOCmEB.HEIOI    H. 

45 

F0N6T 

'HI    HOCOLESKO.OANIELlE  E. 

HI   CCI«UIIA.9<Aat.EEN  A. 

4t   ACCTS 

Foios.icueN  t. 

44 

SON 

HI   CBEiHAS.GBEGOBY    J. 

44 

SON 

NONAOHAN.rABA. 

ccmAHoa.u.am«r. 

4S  PQNOT 

foi.olobia  v. 

45  NOT 

11   KKNOfl    OAVIO  8. 

44 

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nONANAN.tELLT    J. 

CHAISSON.MIA*  S. 

4S  HOT 

FBAIOLILLO.HAIIHEa  0. 

45 

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HI   tuCHOHICA  A. 

44 

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NOHIANABLBOKBT  i. 

CHAB.itea*!. 

DC   ACCTG 

f«HCH.04«lEL    J. 

44 

FONOT 

KjBuvILLA.IHABUH  J. 

45 

ACCTS 

NadN.SHCLLEr    A. 

CH<ll.>Ea(MlC<  SIU  IAN. 

47   SON 

FJtHEB.HU&H   A. 

44 

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KHAII.AfBIN  B. 

45 

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NUlLAIIT.LlANc  C, 

CHEA.NlliICli. 

47   SON 

aAFFEr. DANIEL    J. 

47 

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LAaONtE.IAtHEBlK   L. 

44 

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NUlLEN.ltBISTA  H. 

CHtWB.StE  »AI. 

4t  ACCTQ 

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47 

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LACOHaE.JELLI    4. 

44 

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0«UW. VIVIAN  S, 

4t  POHSt 

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44 

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47 

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NUBPHI.ICEBBI    4. 

CnlANO.CHIA  1. 

4(  HKTS 

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44 

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laphah.hichael  p. 

47 

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llAISNIIH.flOBEST  S, 

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44 

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NC 

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CHOUIHAHO. PAULINE    I. 

44  mm 

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45 

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'HI   Lt.'IEI    0. 

47 

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ICMIAN.LISA  L. 

CHI;I.>I   nINt. 

44  FONGI 

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46 

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44 

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44  SON 

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44 

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45  FONSI 

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45  NOT 

44  PONil 

47   JON 

44  tceii 

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H  ACCTS 

44  ION 

45  FONST 

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44  poiai 

44  mi» 

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41  WIS 

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44  Fomi 

47    SON 

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45  ACCTS 

stolfo.jcibcne  h. 

45  ACCIO 

44   ION 

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44  4CCIS 

SU(IISACAN.JU.IA  c. 

44  SON 

45   ACCTS 

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45  WIS 

SUUIVAN.tBISIEN. 

44  NOT 

45  FONSI 

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47  SON 

lUSEtTE.OONAU)  V. 

44  SON 

44  FONST 

0S1F.NAM   A. 

47  SOD 

44   SON 

45  ACCTG 

HI  PALIEB. JOSHUA  E, 

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IHI   SUIHEBIAIC.ANT  L. 

47   SOH 

47   SON     . 

PANG  SONCHU. 

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SUIH£Bt.ANO.CAS»IE  L. 

47   SOH 

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44  SON 

45  PONSt 

44  poni 

SKABII.OAVID  C. 

44  SOH 

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PEBEISA.HELANIE    A, 

44  NOT 

SICZESIiIL. EILEEN  N. 

44  FONSI 

45  FONSI 

i>i)   PETKUHAS  JOSEPH    J. 

47  SON 

•ABACS. lit  OFFBEI. 

47   ION 

45   ACCTG 

PtIBA, lA.HABt    :. 

45  ACCTS 

'Ah.CHlA   HAT. 

44  ACCTS 

45  H(TG 

'HI  PHILLIPS. JEWIFEB  L. 

45  HOI 

'11    'AIA    JASON   A. 

45  ACCTS 

44   SON 

PIMABO.HICiAEc   D. 

44  WTO 

44  HST 

44  ION 

Pl.UI2(EB.a{AN  E. 

47  SON 

'HACH.PHUONG. 

44   SON 

45  WTO 

POHWB.lAUBEWE    J,JB 

45  ACCTS 

'HAIEB.BOOrN    1 

45  WTB 

44  WTO 

POLAI . CANICl    J. 

44  NOT 

44  WTG 

44   FONSI 

PQWIPONHAITHCa. 

45  FONST 

■HONAS.NABLESt  J. 

45  Nat 

44    ACCTG 

BAJAOHTUSHA.ASMISN  S, 

45  FONSI 

■ILOEN.PANELA   J, 

44  HOI 

45  tCCIS 

BAMIIN.aCOTt    N. 

45  FONSI 

■INNIHS.PAUL    J. 

45  ACCTS 

45  FONSI 

BEEO.ANT   S. 

14  FONSI 

■JNELLCBEOECCA  E, 

47    SOH 

45  ACCTS 

BEN.JININ  JEMUEEB, 

44  ACOIO 

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44  'ONSI 

47   SON 

BONATNE.aSENOAN  N, 

45  FONil 

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44   WIS 

47  MN 

BOPEB. COLLEEN  n. 

45  WIS 

-SANC.CHtU  BING  «. 

45  ACCTS 

44   ACCTS 

HI  BOSSI . JEKNIFEB  L. 

47  SON 

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47   SOH 

44   FONSI 

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47  SOH 

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44  tCCTO 

44  4CCTS 

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47  SON 

VIEIBA.VICtOB  0. 

45  FONST 

15  ACCTS 

HUC4, STEVEN  B. 

45  SON 

•IOIOShEH.  IANIA  a. 

45   ACCTG 

44  WTO 

BUGOIEBO.CEMCIH  A, 

44  SON 

AIILLENOI.GATLI   C. 

45   ACCT3 

45  FONOI 

VjSdO.NICI   0. 

44    SON 

'HI   HAGNEB.JOHN  a. 

44  SON 

45  NOT 

BUSSO.CABfN  E. 

44  FONSI 

HAHlSIBDN.IOOD  ». 

45  HOT 

44  FONST 

BUlHriELO.HABa  S, 

44  SON 

HAtKEB.GANAL    A, 

47  SOH 

44  wia 

BVANJEWIIFES  J. 

45  tCCIS 

HALSN, THOMAS  C. 

NC  FOHOI 

44  WTO 

'HI  SAAO.OIUB  B. 

45  ACCIO 

aCI.Al  HUA, 

44  FOHSI 

45  wia 

iAASt. JASON  a. 

45  ACCTG 

<HI    aEINPELD.ALAN   H. 

44   ACCIS 

44  WTG 

lABEB.EBIC  0. 

44  SON 

HCSION.EBII   N, 

47  son 

45  FONSI 

GACKS.PAUL   N. 

45  FONOI 

(HI  aiEWB,JABEO  S. 

47  SON 

45  FONSI 

>AN  HIGUEL.NAKIEL  7. 

45  FCHBt 

HI  WIGGINS.  JEWIIFEB  A. 

47   SON 

45  FONSI 

'HI   SABaOOI.aSvINO. 

45  HOT 

alL.IAHSON. STEVEN  S. 

44  WIG 

45  WTO 

SCHNIOt . EUNICE   A, 

44  FQNOI 

WIBtJES.JlLL    S. 

44  PONS! 

NC  WTO 

SELLEBS.OAvIO  S.JB 

44   SON 

'HI   HISl*LL.aILLlAN  F. 

47  SON 

47  SON 

IHI  SELVAJGIO.LAUBIE    A, 

HONG. CONNIE. 

44  SON 

47  SON 

»EA.aBEMlAN  (. 

45  FONGI 

aoNG.allME. 

45  WIS 

44  FONSI 

^iHOBE.StEPHANIE   J. 

44  WTG 

aooo.JAVE  L. 

45  PONSI 

45  ACCTS 

IHI   »IOBt.GBE00BV   E. 

47  SON 

aSISHT. STEPHANIE  C. 

44  NOT 

45  ACCTS 

aOLETSHT.LISA  a. 

44   ACCTS 

•ACIEB.HAB*  B, 

45  WIS 

45  FONSI 

IHI   SLACU. JULIE    E. 

45  ACCTS 

•EE.HCANEIN. 

44  SOH 

45  NOT 

5NELSI0B.  JOSEPH  J. IV 

45  NOT 

'ILHAIEB.EVBEN. 

47  SON 

44  ACCTS 

SNIIH.NICHAEL   B. 

45  WIS 

'ILHAUB.OILEN, 

17  SOH 

45  HSI 

sOKnet.SAHOEEP  s. 

47  SOH 

'IN.  IVAN  C, 

45  tCCTS 

44  FONSI 

SQUCIE.JOOT    A. 

45  NOT 

<HI   ZANCHI. NICOLE. 

45  ACCTS 

45  FONSI 

30USA. JANES  A, 

47  SON 

IHI    ZAWKI.aSlAN  E, 
ZIDES.JOOI'E. 

:iNsi«isie».c«i8MN  N. 

'HI    ZTLICH.KBISIOPHEB  0. 

45  SOH 

44  son 

44  WTO 

47  son 

NURSING 


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44  Nuaat 

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45  NUBSE 
45  NURSE 
45  NURSE 

44  NURSE 

45  NURSC 

44  NUBSE 

45  Nuaac 
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45  NURSE 
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44  EOUC 

44  EOUC 

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44  EOUC 

44  EOUC 

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15  EOUC 

44  EOUC 

BCODISH.SABSABA  S. 

M  EOUC 

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DALTCBS.NaiSS*  J. 
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45  Encaci 

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14 

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94  HUfBtiT 

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45 

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44 

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LIMILEITEB. APRIL  L. 

45 

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44  HUNNUT 

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44  EXCSCI 

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44 

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14 

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45  coms 

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45 

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45 

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HANGAN. DOUGLAS  B. 

44 

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44   COHOIS 

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45 

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47  EXCSCI 

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14 

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SOUZA.EOHABO  C. 

44  EXCSCI 

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44 

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HANCOCK. XABCN  L. 

44 

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44 

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44  EXCSCI 

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47 

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PIIVNTAL    KINBEBLY   A. 

45  HUHNUT 

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44  EXCSCI 

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44 

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44 

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44 

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44  EXCSCI 

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45 

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44 

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44  CONOIS 

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44  dNQIS 

44 

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44 

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44 

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QUAM«. ELIZABETH  N. 

94  EXCSCI 

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45  CONOIS 

ef»4anuel.;hbista  i. 

44 

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44 

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45 

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IHI    -HARP.OIANE   L. 

14  CONOIS 

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44 

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44 

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15 

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45  corns 

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44 

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44 

EXCSCI 

NOMO  ALAAf  .FARAH  A. 

44 

CONOIS 

BINABO.JOHN  P. 

HICKS. PA«LA  l. 

45  EXCSCI 

FITZSImONS.KATNY  A. 

44 

HIlNNUI 

LACOGNAIA. KEITH, 

47 

EXCSCI 

NOREAU.JCmlFER  H. 

44 

CONOIS 

80SITA1LLE,BCKC  N. 

44  COHOIS 

alLX INS. PAULA  L. 

94  EXCSCI 

■HI  SAETa.CBISIINA  n. 

45 

COHOIS 

LAJOIE.nOLLlANN  0. 

44 

coiaiB 

NOREL.BICNARO  E. 

47 

EXCSCI 

BOSCauSH.CARCY   A. 

(HI  oauihieb.pahela  J. 

47 

COMIIS 

mPOINIE'-hRISTORHC*  J. 

44 

CONOIS 

ItALEN.aAaSARA  A. 

44 

CONSIS 

BUCWU.SII.LYNNC  N. 

44  COHOIS 

KENOPOLLOU.VAKSSA  X, 
ZABAHA.AWBEA    L, 
ZYKOBIE. JOSHUA   A. 

94  NUWUT 

H  comis 

H  EXCSCI 

UNIVERSITY  WITHOUT  WALLS 


CONTINUING  EDUCATION 


CLk&s    r-Ajae 


BAUCB.AOAN  H. 

47  uan 

HUBU'.HARK  P, 

95  UMI 

iiaimAN.i.NAELA  H. 

45  UMI 

LAIOBY.JOSCPH  J, 

94  JMI 

PIBC'TI.CAAeiCE    E. 

41  UMI 

lEOEB. PHILIP  0. 

94  UMI 

3HAMLET  FITZSIIflONS.E 

45  UIM 

HaORHACX.alLLIAN. 

44  UMI 

stanoeb.oina. 

45  UMI 

HULXE8N.J0HN  P. 

45  JMI 

WNHTENOua.GRCGOBY   A. 

IS  UMI 

HItZSCHC.OAN  N. 

44  UNH 

ABMSON. NANCY    S. 
ARROYO. JAVIER. 
COLLINS. CATHEBIW  H, 
COLIftLL.MABV   C. 
OAVIOSON  SBAOLEY. 
OAVIS.nlCHAEL  J. 
OAVIS.BOSIN  A. 

OEscHAirs.niCHAiL  s. 

oiion.charus  p. 
ououcite.ckristhc  l. 
fboihinohah.  jason  h. 
fullebton.xristeh  h. 


HAU.EBItA  N. 

inocbsou. oavio  h. 
IZaha.nina, 
kosti.  jason  r. 

LANTZ.JCWOPCR  4. 
LISOMTZ.KNOI  A. 
LOCKE.  TNOntS  J. 
NASTIN.alUIAN  P. 
NCENAN.JON  S. 
NEISNER.KARCH. 
NIUEB.LISA  L. 
NITItLMAN.ANT   H, 


NAHT 
PEL ION. H  VA«ICK.IV 

PicARO.aiZAacTN  a. 

SEHINSTON.JANCS  N. 

BOSARIO.JUtn. 

BOSanAISI.NALTER. 

auasca.jONN  i. 

SCALESt.OAIL  N. 
SIlMON. JOSHUA  0. 
XOCOHSC.ANAFOA  P, 
olITTLi.XtlSTCN  P. 
HILOCB.ELIZASCTH  A, 
YOUM.CNILT   A, 


INTERDEPARTMENTAL  OR  EXCHANGE 


aASS  HAJOR 


CLASS     NAJOR 


CLin     MAJOR 


lOAOlI.SCtlS. 

15  ixcms 

ABARVAL   AVINIIH. 

15   tICM« 

•LVABCI.HCAtBll    t. 

14  NRWa 

•NDEBtON.KA|i<B. 

14  lUBIM 

ASAtO  NIIALIF    A. 

15  NIOB« 

a*IM)  HIlrQ. 

•4  LINJAP 

«BtI'  LES.IIACtt. 

44  man 

SABOH    JOOY    I 

94  mCNNS 

BllBtF    PABINA   FIONA. 

45  IIONa 

auSH.I«!DI    J. 

14  LIISAN 

C»lt»ON.«M0R«a  DUNCAN. 

II  ItCMNi 

CABICB.ELEAHOa  JANE. 

15  IIO«« 

CM4H.«|4t4N  NOAR.IIAI, 

15   tlCMNS 

CM4PN4N.J0I   J, 

IS  NXOW 

OCWAH.I^LIIRIl. 

II    IICM4I 

FORRf SI. SUSAN. 

45   IFCHHI 

BABS.ANUBAS. 

45    IfCHW 

HI  SIANTBII.AMY  L. 

44  LlWAN 

aRAvcs.iinN  PiiBin, 

II    IXCWS 

OBOia.acacccA. 

41  LINTHI 

auRCvICN  VIIALY. 

47  LIMNIS 

NABRinN.xailllNA  H. 

K  LIWAN 

NAYri.JONtlNAN  ALLIN. 

IS  IiPf« 

NClLCR.AliaOH  LSUISI. 

15  iioaa 

IRirASRY  auINIItS.ANANABI   1. 

M  laCMHI 

niiiv.Tosoa  0. 

IS  iiaa« 

JOI.CMBIIIOPICB  a. 

H  IMMa 

H00RC.J(9SIC>  a. 

II  LIIVMI 

■(PLER.IEIMTN, 

H  '^tlH 

HORSAN.CLIIABCIH  SUSAN. 

15  ixosa 

XCRtNlUOvA.TIOBORt. 

n  ooM 

NDSTYN.JAHCS  NAIIIVa. 

II  iicMa 

(lc«M.,a<(N<, 

«« isas* 

lUNCK.MMRUI  T. 

17  i«aa« 

CaWNCR.lAURA, 

NUB*1Y,SRI«N  P. 

n  Nttmi 

IMI.4LAN  fit  CNWN, 

II  ins* 

NIISSON.IWU  IIIN4. 

II  titwa 

KNNANN.ItlVIHI  N, 

n  lacM 

OLVINA.BOSABITI, 

MRWHM 

LEITCB.HNOINI. 

n  NSCM* 

PALus««.PCiia  s. 

MlMMP 

nAOANA*  IRU  «, 

H  insa 

PAB«EB,riBaCN  INN. 

M  lacM 

MAXatLL.HLOSI. 

It  isoRa 

PALIATiEL. 

91  inen 

NILLCB.NieOll  C, 

15  Na«M« 

PCABSON.NABItN  t. 

II  iitMa 

PCOOII.OCOFFKI  BtCntB*, 
PCMIIHOIOH.LUCT. 
PEBII.XAIHEBINl, 
PHILIPOV    ALEXANDC*   I. 
PIWNICL.CISIOS  L, 

pooNPaiaciLiA  aAi  pins, 

0U1NI0N,LUCY   ClIIASCIM, 
BANA.IAUEfV  SIMM. 

[HI  BICHABOaON.SABAH  M, 

BOOalCUCt  CABABALLa.FBANOPI. 
amBIOUCZ  HFBNAMOFZ.ALISA  L. 

■siMAiacB.ajom  j. 


45  iiota 

SHOOAIC.se  AN. 

II  ixtws 

SK0OEN.AN41IA. 

41  iiaCI44 

SHALE. ELIZiatlH. 

II  iicwa 

SF^ICFB.UOSfa  H, 

♦5  LIWAR 

VAAIA,IASPtB  NABIUS. 

91  ixciaii 

IHI    »AllltIIF,NAIHAN  C. 

II  IXCHNB 

HABSIAFF.CABOLINC   «. 

II  Ixcms 

KAIKCB.CANOICE    1. 

17  LiNSta 

acicM.SAYC  leuisc. 

II  MKms 

iRiAliei.CMaisioiNica 

15  N<tMNI 

YAMASUCNt.flKO. 

44  Tvnaa) 

aASS     MAJOR 


44  I 
95  I 

91  ItCMa 
91  I 

II  : 

17  LINPMI 

II  liant 

11   IBCISIB 
II  tXCHNI 

91  iitms 

95  tlCMa 


BACHELORS  DEGREE  WITH  INDIVIDUAL  CONCENTRATION  • 


aASS    HAJOB 


aAU     MAJOR 


CLAU     MAJOB 


AHUJA.AOITYA. 

45   90IC 

BABTH.SASA  1. 

14  lOIC 

aC>*«TT   LiU  J. 

44  aoic 

acauac.jABON  a. 

45  aoic 

■AOS. BICHABO  a. 

45  HXC 

aRAf«.AGE  CATICaiM  t. 

45  auc 

1  aatmcB. JASON. 

44  aoic 

BBIGGS.AHI 

41  aoic 

CLABK.AUTJiW  N. 

44  aoic 

ooititm  jtn%  t. 

94  aoic 

OALL    tllRCCI    A. 

94  aoic 

OAVIOMN. SARAH  4. 

94  lOIC 

ELLIOTT. SARIN  A. 

41  aoic 

siwacBs.OAvto  H, 

91  aoic 

OaRNAN.ELIZAadH  A. 

44  SOIC 

oRCtwiCLO.Liai  p. 

45  SOIC 

HMa.EY.«ATI«IIW   A. 

41  SOIC 

KaiNBION.BOMLO  E.JR 

45  aoic 

JUOO   KliaEBlY   B, 

ViSil 

KELLY. KAREN  H. 

IEMFICK.JAKS  9. 

91  aoic 

KIPP   STEPHEN   A, 

91  sozc 

111   HOYEB.AlISA  K. 

41  aoic 

(RANEBBOaCBI  L. 

94  SOIC 

HI   HYEBS.SaKIBa  a. 

45  Bote 

LEWIS. HABNIE   H. 

91  aaie 

ORPMI. CHRISTOPHER  A. 

45  SOIC 

NANBf AL.PEICB  L. 

H  sue 

POCHLEB.KAIICBIHC  S, 

44  aoic 

NCNAHON  EOaABO  T. 

91  SOtC 

BAlMO.OINA  a. 

91  aoic 

HLHICI.IAHARA    L. 

H  MIC 

(HI  BOSCBIS.lLlaON  E. 

n  SOIC 

NEBCOnH  BICNASD  a. 

11  SOIC 

SCMNOPP.KBIITINA  M. 

II  SOIC 

SCHURE.KlISSI  s. 

NC  aoic 

SICIGMNO. LAURA  I. 

45  aoic 

SPEARS. JtSSANYN  C. 

45  aoic 

STBOHMBS.SOMN. 

44  aoic 

TtRAS. MICHAEL  C. 

45  Bote 

HONORS 


CN  Acctagi  aoBiN  j. 

CH   AOalNAN.AOAII  j. 
CM  >A.II.PIICLOP<  C. 
CM  AlII.IAKRIia   N. 
ON  ALBOPPAMLA  S. 

CM  AMOClMNIIRSIEN  M, 

CN  AAnasn.KARL  h. 

CM  ARt.AOlN  0. 

CM  ASMNORIH.  ALISON  N. 

OM  ASNIS.TaTYAW  P 

OM  AutARI.CtaSLYII  L. 

ON  BALOiaN.BRTlN  N. 

CN  BATES. OAVIB  N. 

CM  KOEB.LISA  R. 

ON  BIMBON.JULIC  L, 

DM  BEstnaiML.jAaaN  a. 

Cm  BfRMROiS.TANIA   I. 

CM  BKAVSl*  TEJ  S. 

SM  aiLLlMB.MNIA  A. 

ON  BLANOMAa.LnSCTK    A, 

CN  aCOKSTON, OAVIO   J. 

CM  aOSCOl   IRIAN  p. 

OH  BRAUta.CMIlaTOPNEB  N. 

CM  BRENNANCMRISIOPMIR  B. 

IN  BBCMCB  JABOI. 

CM  aaiowu .  ocaiLO  a, 

CM  BRiaCM.CB.ERn    J. 
CN  aROHN.tAIIUCN  C, 

CN  aROW.HICMACL   J 

CN  BRUSI.MIiaim  I. 

CH  BUNTIMHCATKR  l, 

OH  BURNS. ANY   I. 

ON  BUMi.HIOHACL   J. 

CH  auTOVa.BMtTA  N, 

CN  SUTLCB.SOMH  N. 

CM  SIRS, ALTON  C, 

CN  CANAlCN.CTNThIa  N. 

OH  CAlL.aSIII)  J. 

CM  CANPMU.aRIW  R. 

CM  CANAL l.IRIITOPMa*  S, 

oi  CAism.KSAN  c. 

CH  CAPOW.NICMACl    A. 

IN  CARDOSB  Nino  J. 

CM  CABltOM   '.MISIOPXR  ', 

Oh  CABPENKB  NEIL   P. 

CM  CABttt   KAN  N 

DM  CARHALMI .  CAROL  . 

CN   CABAVINA.Am   H 

CH  CAVALLARLJCISaFCB  N. 

CM  Ctl«l«A   WiatCN  A. 

CM  CMAFPIN.JONATHM  S, 

CN   CHAia.IINTIN. 

CM  CMIK. OAVIO  A. 

CM  CHCauSIR.SllUl   E. 

CM  CMCUNB.OMIY  a. 

CM  CINCOIII.CMRISIIIH  N, 

CN  CLAK.JtfRS  a. 

OK  CLARY    JliailFEB  A. 

CM  COMIN.  JAOIE . 

CM  OBNCN.NATOAR  0 

CM  COISHIN.JAY  A. 

CM  caiiNB  cissLiK  a. 

B)  OOaSMU    STACCY  N. 

CM  CORCy   My  N 

IN  CORNIIR.JOMI  A. 

CM  COSIA. OAVIO  N. 

CH  COUBTWY.QCaORAN  I, 

CN  COY    ARISAIL  E, 

IN  CROnlN.PATRICiA  N 

CN  CROUai   HICHILU  I. 

CM  CURSO.mSIIN  C, 

CM  CUBIIS.CNIlll  I. 

CN  OASOtSIAH.NIONitL   A. 

OH  OAIIRI.IRtC  S. 

OH  OAlSLCY.KtuI  n. 

CH  0M«ai.«aaiA. 
CH  siRin*  iti*T  c 

CN  OAROUIM.IrAVflil  P, 


47  CN  E 
47  CAS7P 
H  SSN 
97   TWaIS 
M  HIST 
M  CASA 
17  CHA 
17  N4TN 
17  CA  I 
95  l)*racl 
91  BISL 
M  ECON 

97  sza 

H  PSTCM 
91  MATH 
91  EC 
41  HST 

17  aiOL 

M  PNlL 

n  CN  E 

17  NllN 
47  OCR 
41  SIDORI 
47  BIOL 
H  BRIC 
45  CC04 

47  c  Fna 
95  pasci 

H  CN  C 
14   JtPM 
41  HICSIO 
95  FStlCN 
9«  C  C 

41  paaci 
41  ascix 

47  SON 

n  COTsci 

4*  CH  E 

47   dCN 

M  sia 

44    TWaIS 
H   SSN 

94  SIOCHH 

H  can.IT 

95  PMSI 
97  ciatN 

9t  PSLICI 

97  IIPCC 

97  C«N 

9S  ACCTS 

47  Ntr 

47  SPA 
17  CI 
M  CIBL 

17  P«IR« 
17  C4  S 

44  ctai 

41   C   I 

97  MRRRII 

47  mac  I 

•I  COM 

97  t  NW 

94  mm 

95  SPA 

45  PNIL 
47   LCSll 
41  AN  SCI 
47  CIS/P 
44  CNBl 
44   IRIHII 
47   SON 

47  C4S/0 

47  pasci 

•1  INSL 
94  CNk. 
94   IIIA. 

47   I 

»7  I 


CM  0a.»ARNILI  P. 
CH  OAUK.NAITHCM  J. 
CM  OA»fT.CNRIalIM   A, 
CM  OAVICS.JOMAIBWI  H. 
CH  OAaU.CMISlIM  J. 

OH  ac.iMiP 

CN  OCLIWY.SARA  L, 

CH  ocLSMO  sariii  e, 
on  oiLBca.THoms  p. 

CM  OCIMn.HARX    F. 

CM  DZstoaiiaa.NiM. 

CM  DITCnn.SITN  I. 

CN  OOSili.CMRISTOPICR  J. 

CM  oaacN.wiTNn  c. 

CM  DORMN.OAIH  L. 
OM  OORSCY.KARCN  A. 
OM  OOUaWRTY.SAILI   N. 
CM  DOYLE. JAMB  <. 
CM  ORAIIN.OONIIL  a. 
CM  DRUSIN. OAVIO  A. 
CM  DUFP   ALICIA  N. 
OM  DWRMNCaUCN  C, 
OM  OUPRIf  .KIiaCRLY   C. 

OH  auaAi«.EAu.occNi  l. 

CH  EABAN.JUIIANM   C, 
CH  EOaAROS.JCIWfCR  C, 
CH  EBAN.>ATI«.CCN  4. 

IM  ELLIOTT. SIMM  4. 
on  EINM.IIWCSLT  J, 
CH  EHIS.JCTPKY    I. 
CM  CHOIBI.JEIRaPCR  A. 
CH  EianAMNAI   E. 
CH    EYTANARNA.  JAMIS    B. 
CH   'APIA.aiLLlAN  C. 
CH   'lINRCaa.lARYN  0. 
D«  >EB*IS  WAMWN  P. 
CH  flNLAYION  JULIC   <. 
CN  'LOHJOAW*    a. 
CM  FOSCRI.LAIiRCN  H. 
CH  FOiCt    «IVA  L. 
CH  'OStf«    X«N   A. 
OH  rpANTI. JONATHAN  N. 
CH    FpfflUNHARI    5. 
CM  FBUOBAaRItL   F 
IM  SACTA.CRISIINA  H 
OM  aARKIN. STEVEN  J 
OH  SALLO.PRAM    J.  Ill 

CH  GAaowBaiuiiN  a. 

CH   BARICPY    STEVEN   A. 

CH   SAUOCt.JOOY    A 

CH  GAUIHICB.PAKLA    1. 

OM  GAVCL.tBACY    E. 

OH  MLLEY.WlItSA  N. 

OH  OCNAN.BCNJAMIN  A. 

ON  QCBKB. KRISTIN  J. 

CM  GIANOPOULOB  PAIUSIOIIS  1. 

IM  SlANTBIS.Am  L 

CH  BlLNOaC   vORI    A. 

IM  SIHRRiaS. OAVIO  N. 

CM  SIDYIllRltNl.jaAN  N 

CH  gIROHARtY.mtlNCR  A. 

OH  oaoHRs.GcoPFacY  a. 

CM  aaOSTCIN.NATINIB. 

CM  aONZALIZ-PtMZ.JAvHR, 

CH  SONZALII.YUeCHlMlU. 

CH  GONIB.AOIN  C, 

OH  SRAKR.RORCRT   L, 

OM  SRSCN.OIVIO  H. 

CN  SRtCN.ZmiRIA. 

CM  DRCY.JORMUA  P. 

DM  SRtFFlH.MaRtA  S. 

CH  ORIFFtlNJCWaPCR  A. 

CM  SRIFPirN. JESSICA  B. 

CM  WAtS.SANANlMI   A. 

CM  OROVta.WIL   '. 

CM  OUtSKI. LESLIE    I. 

CM  OUTMAMl.A    . 

OM  HARiBl.iaiCA  H. 


II  pasci 

N  COKJT 
H  C  C 

IS  CNa 
n  a  Hus 
H  tia 

N  ARI 
97  All  SCI 
91  PHTSie 

N  psm 

«7  CNUII 

N  CSMJI 
IS  NBtN 

*r  UOL 

M  latN 

91  NtIN 

H  JOURM 

N  cirsci 

M  PSTCM 
•7  SISOMN 
M  PSLSCI 

M  C«B4 
91  ABTBON 
41   ANIH 

M  EHBL 
97  CLBICa 

91  EHa 

91  SOIC 

94  alHIS 
H  BON 

97  C4B/P 
M  8IPCC 
H  SON 

*7  isn 

N  SOH 

H  ssn 

H  PSYCH 

n  caA 

97  CSIfl 
97  ca/p 
H  HIST 
91  aSIBOH 

95  ICON 

n  CONOIS 

♦1  C  I 

94  caa 

N  VAST 

91  Pasci 
17  Bta 
9'  earns 
91  caa 

94  ItPSC 

47  CASA. 
44  LINMN 
97  SIOOMI 

94  MIC 

95  IIPCC 

H  ca«,f 
Pl«l 

M  (  t 

91  WIS 

94  ea/p 

97  alOCMN 
94  PNtSIC 
IS  P«TOH 
•7  SM 

97  cas/* 
91  w  aci 
94  Pasci 

94  CU/P 
97  CAS/S 

.  97  psrco 

44  CWN 
47  liaHN 


HMI                                MM 

aAB8     MAJOR 

IM 

NAM 

CLASS     HAJOR 

H4« 

NINE 

aASS     NAJM 

HM 

NANC 

aABB     MAJOR 

CN  NtaiEtl.NISMI  K. 

N  MIINIS 

OM 

lLOPIS  artiic.nocl. 

4S  CS  ENS 

CH 

pcocN.miBY  J, 

94  paaci 

CH 

3ICVENS  PHILIP  S. 

H  GCa 

CN  HILE. ALLEN  (. 

n  Ml 

IH 

LUaO.AOA  N. 

H  LCSAt. 

CH 

PCLUY.MMOl  N. 

97  ASISON 

DM 

SIRTKEB.JO  E. 

45  com 

IW  HALLORAN.alLLlM  i. 

PI  c  c 

CM 

NACOONALO.FSCOCRICK. 

97  CORN 

CM  piass.j«CT  H, 

M  con.IT 

OH 

SULLlVAN.NICaE   0. 

n  AN  an 

CM  HANCOO   wAURA  L. 

H  LtML 

OM 

UCOONALOalLLAM  S. 

41  EC 

OM  FfTCaS.JCISIIPER  L. 

94  AN  SCI 

OM 

SUSSHAIRI.IMEaCORC  R. 

41  c  c 

OH  KAMCnMBI.ALEnCA  S. 

•a  CML 

CM 

NACSILLIVBAY .  SARA  4. 

47  Eiesci 

CM 

PCTKuNAa.jaacPH  j. 

97   SON 

CH 

SUTNCILAIC.Am   L. 

17  am 

OH  HAMtl.JOMI  S. 

M  PSLSCt 

CM  -lACSIMIlS.NICMACL  R. 

97  CM» 

CM  PPCirPCR.CNILY   A. 

97  PS»» 

CH 

suTHcaAMi.ciaiiSTOPMca  i. 

94  BON 

CN  HISS.HICMCL    1. 

97  H  C 

CM 

NAMAR.aiiR  a. 

95  aSPSIS 

CN 

PMIUIPS.JCNMPCB  L. 

95  HSI 

IM 

aaCHBOHJOEL    '. 

11  toa 

CH  HASaCU.CARalNC  1. 

97  CA  S 

CM  NANCHCSIEB.aCTM  A. 

H  HISI 

CM  PHILLIPS. JCSK   C. 

H  PSTCH 

IM 

SaoROOAJUOtlH  L. 

11  lOUC 

OH  HiaANO.CMRISICN  S. 

91  (Ml 

IH 

NAMON.BRTN  A, 

97INa 

CH 

picRi.OMiCLa. 

97  ANIH 

CM 

lUIBI.kMMRZAO. 

M  BIDCm 

CM  i<RN0N.CMRItllN4  M. 

41   BIOL 

CH 

NARANVILlCJCAN  N, 

97  I  C 

CH  PICTERSr.OATU  L. 

91  PNIL 

CM 

TAaiANl.MATTHCN  B. 

H  N4TN 

OM  HiByOWN.CHRtSira    A, 

94   BIOCMN 

CM 

NIRINO.CMIIY   A. 

91  JOURN 

IM 

PLACE. acviai  0. 

91  isa 

IH 

TARUE. AUDREY    A. 

n  PNtL 

OM  >«LMNORTN.OLAT  H. 

95  prnsic 

CM 

NARINUS  lUCIMA  N. 

M  Bta 

CM 

piooPHcacY  4. 

97  MC 

OM 

lAHCBI.NOMAmAO  B. 

11  CHCH 

OH  HOHM.SUilll  H. 

95  CAS/P 

CN 

NAaoa.LCt  a. 

»»   NAlH 

OH 

POBACNIR.nRTIH. 

H  COON 

OH 

lAN.ElCANOB  L. 

11  ICON 

CN  HOOPtt.NRBT   1. 

97   CA  S 

CM 

MARTIN. AMY  0. 

44  com 

CH  PaiATIS.AllCE   L. 

91  paici 

IH 

'AHB.almiFBCO   Y. 

95  MRTA 

CN  HOasM.atvtN  A. 

97  EC 

OH 

MARTIN  KIOI   L. 

n  1  laa 

on  poniRiNZ.jAHca  a. 

91  Pasci 

CH 

tAMCWAIRI.LlSA  S. 

91  com 

ON  HOuaC.BRCTI  N. 

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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


UIVI  women's  crew  bashes  blades  in  regatta 


ByJodyKing 

Collegian  StoH 


The  Univcr>ily  of  Massaehusells  rowers  placed  iixlh 
out  of  20  (eani-.  overall  on  Sunday  ai  the  Head  of  the 
Conneclicul  Regatta  held  at  the  Cromwell  Boating  Area  in 
Middletown  Conn.,  in  a  time  of  25:55.29. 

Although  there  were  19  other  crews  in  the  head  race, 
the  Minulewomcn  really  had  only  one  school  on  their 
minds 

"We  had  been  preparing  for  Yale  all  week.  (UMass 
Coach]  lini  jDielzl  really  wanted  us  to  do  well  against  them 
to  give  our  program  a  step  up,  and  to  hopefully  start  racing 
Ivy  League  schools."  junior  rower  Amy  Kenney  said. 

The  Minuiewomen  used  the  race  on  Sunday  to  prove  to 
themselves  that  they  are  able  to  make  that  step  up. 
Passing  both  Wellesley  and  Yale  during  the  course  of  the 
race  helped. 


'\v  jii  lv\  League  school  and  a  member  of  the  Eastern 
•AssoLiatioM  of  Women's  Rowing  Colleges  jLAWRCI, 
which  is  the  lop  women's  ivwing  league  in  the  country. 
Yale  crew  has  an  incredible  amount  of  funding  and  sup- 
port available  to  their  program  and  are  almost  always  a 
top  contender.  UMass  went  into  the  race  with  the  mindset 
of  beating  Yale. 

"The  race  felt  good,"  Kenney  said.  "We  were  able  to 
work  our  way  up  to  Yale  after  passing  Wellesley  which 
gave  us  big  incentive  and  kept  us  strong.  We  weren't  real- 
ly thinking  about  any  of  the  other  crews  in  the  race." 

The  \arsity  eight  race  started  in  a  strong  head  wind  on 
Sunday  which  caused  choppy  water  conditions  and  took 
its  toll  on  some  of  the  weaker  crews. 

"The  race  was  hard  from  the  start  with  tfie  strong  head 
wind."  Kenney  said.  "But  we  remained  strong  and  I  think 
we  were  able  to  pass  Yale  later  on  because  of  it." 

UMass  and  Yale  took  turns  pulling  ahead  over  the 


duration  of  the  head  race  until  the  Minutewomen  ended 
up  taking  them  in  the  end  and  finishing  two  scats  ahead. 

UMass  rowers  bashed  blades  with  the  crew  from 
Wellesley  as  the  Minutewomen  battled  to  take  the  lead. 
UMass  Coxswain  Dena  Hiller  was  screaming  to  the  boat 
as  the  Minutewomen  approached,  but  Wellesley  still 
would  not  yield. 

In  a  crew  race  when  a  boat  is  coming  up  faster  from 
behind,  the  rule  is  that  the  slower  lead  boat  must  yield.  In 
the  regatta  on  Sunday,  however,  Wellesley  would  not 
yield  as  the  Minutewomen  were  fast  approaching. 

"IWellesleyl  refused  to  yield  to  us  so  it  was  pretty  much 
a  battle  to  pass  them.  I  think  it  was  really  an  added  rush 
though.  When  something  like  that  happens  everyone  gets 
mad  and  it  helps  us  as  a  team  to  push  harder,"  Kenney  said. 

The  first  place  collegiate  finisher  in  the  race  was  Brown 
in  a  time  of  24:44.13.  UMass  placed  sixth,  finishing  only 
0.71  seconds  behind  Dartmouth  College  (25:52. 58). 


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Tuesday,  Oc totx'r  11,  1  <J'J4  /  Pagf  1  ^ 


Men's  tennis  falls  to  Vermont 


B/  Leigh  TortNn 

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A  dark  Friday  night  set  upon 
Amherst  and  the  lights  went  out  on 
the  University  of  Massachusetts 
men's  tennis  team,  as  they  fell  5-2  at 
the  hands  of  a  powerful  Vermont 
team. 

The  team's  season  mark  falls  to  5-2, 
with  only  a  pair  of  matches  remaining. 

UMass  fell  behind  early,  dropping 
two  of  the  three  doubles  matches  to 
the  Catamounts.  Tim  Lipsky  and  Keith 
Murray  won  the  sole  doubles  match  for 
the  Minutemen.  defeating  Vermont's 
Mike  Derby  and  (osh  Altman. 

Tied  at  two,  Lipsky  and  Murray 
broke  serve  on  a  never-  ending  deuce 
and  never  looked  back,  en  route  to  an 
8-5  victory.  Lipsky  single  handedly 
put  the  match  out  of  reach,  amassing 
a  pair  of  aces  in  the  final  game, 
before  finishing  off  the  Vermont  duo 
with  a  backhanded  winner  dov^-n  the 
line. 

"Losing  the  doubles  point  was  key, 
we  didn't  have  good  play  where 
we're  usually  strong,"  said 
Massachusetts  Coach  |udy  Dixon  fol- 


lowing the  match. 

Needing  to  lake  four  of  the  six  sin- 
gles matches,  the  Minutemen  faced  an 
uphill  challenge.  Lipsky  became  the 
only  double  UMass  winner  on  the 
afternoon  as  he  took  his  match  6-4, 
6-1  over  the  Catamount's  Marcus 
Eyth.  In  the  first  set  neither  player 
broke  serve  until  Lipsky  broke  E>ih  to 
take  a  t>-5  lead  that  he  wouldn't  relin- 
quish. Lipsky  displayed  both  excellent 
baseline  as  well  as  serve-and-volley 
styles  in  his  resounding  victory. 

lustin  Lynn  captured  the  only  other 
singles  match  of  the  day  for  UMass  as 
he  knocked  off  Vermont's  Andrew 
Sirota  5-7,  6-5,  7-5  in  a  very  lightly 
contested  match.  After  a  shaky  first 
set.  Lynn  stormed  out  to  a  5-0  lead  in 
the  second,  which  he  finally  took  6-5. 
After  a  back  and  forth  third  set.  Lynn 
finally  emerged  victorious. 

"I'm  very  pleased  with  the  effort. 
Vermont  is  always  a  lough  team.  Last 
spring  we  lost  to  them  7-0.  It's  been 
a  great  improvement.  We're  knock- 
ing on  the  door  of  this  kind  of  team." 
Dixon  said. 

The  match  of  the  day,  unfortunate- 
ly,   didn't    end    as    well    for    the 


Minutemen  however.  Senior  Keith 
Murray  used  all  of  his  6-5  frame  in  a 
three  set  baseline  slugfest  against  the 
Catamount's  leremy  Morronc.  Both 
players  attempts  to  rush  the  net  were 
highly  ineffective  and  the  match 
slowly  became  a  power  tennis  clinic. 
Murray  dropped  the  first  set  6-4  and 
eventually  captured  the  second  by  the 
same  score,  despite  falling  behind 
1-4  early  on  in  the  set. 

The  thrilling  third  set  tied  at  four 
as  darkness  started  to  set  in  upon  the 
upper  Boyden  Courts  as  even  the 
band,  practicing  beside  the  Mullins 
Center  called  it  a  day.  By  the  time  the 
tiebreaker  came  around,  the  pitch 
black  sky  dictated  the  flow  of  the 
match.  With  tennis  skills  almost  a 
nonfactor,  Morrone  defeated  Murray, 
6-4,  4-6,  7-6  (7-5),  proving  to  have 
the  superior  night  vision. 

Still,  Dixon  said,  "the  singles  play 
is  much  improved  all  around. 
Vermont  is  deep  and  we  matched 
them  head  to  head  all  the  way  down." 

The  5-2  Minutemen  face 
Providence  this  afternoon  on  the 
Boyden  Courts,  and  travel  to  Boston 
University  for  a  match  on  Oci.  18. 


UM  places  4th  in  Short  Invitational 


By  Rich  Wicker 

Collagion  Correspondent 


The  Univeriity  of  Massachusetts  men's  cross-coun- 
Iry  team  had  a  very  successful  meet  in  last  weekend's 
Paul  Shore  Invitational  in  Bethel,  Pa.,  placing  fourth  in 
a  22-ieam  field,  one  place  ahead  of  No.  t  ranked 
Georgetown. 

The  Minutemen  finished  with  151  points,  behind 
Penn  State  (51),  Pennsylvania  (128)  and  lames 
Madison  ( 147).  The  Minutemen  also  finished  ahead  of 
lona,  who  they  had  previously  lost  to. 

"The  meet  is  always  an  important  one  on  our  sched- 
ule because  of  the  level  of  competition,"  said  UMass 
Coach  Ken  O'Brien.  "This  mtvt  gives  us  a  more  com- 
pact situation.  This  year  there  were  five  of  the  top  10 
teams  in  the  country  at  the  meet  from  all  over  the 
country,  including  No.  I  ranked  Georgetown." 

Overall,  O'Brien  was  pleased  with  his  team's  perfor- 
mance. 

O'Brien  said  he  wanted  to  see  his  top  iwo  runners, 
Towse  and  Nedeau,  run  together  for  the  first  time.  He 
also  wanted  to  see  the  three,  four  and  five  runners  on 
the  team  take  a  completely  different  approach  in  racing 
and  narrow  the  gap  of  the  times  between  the  two  and 
three  men. 

"1  have  noticed  Mike  Maceiko  and  |on  Way  are  mak- 
ing real  efforts  and  some  significant  strides  towards 


doing  that,"  O'Brien  said.  "1  was  hoping  we  could  put 
two  of  our  runners  somewhere  in  the  top  50  of  the 
race  and  then  hopefully  with  at  least  two  of  the  next 
five  spots  come  in  one  of  the  lop  70  spots.  Then  we 
would  have  made  significant  strides  since  the  begin- 
ning of  the  season." 

"We  felt  as  though  the  meet  cciuldnl  tunc  done 
much  better.  The  kids  looked  at  (he  nu'ci  Iniiiiilly  as 
the  Stan  of  the  second  half  of  the  seu--i>n  whore  ihev 
were  thinking  in  terms  of  championship  ci)rn[x-tition," 

UMass'  top  runners  were  Towsc  (5l:4o).  who  fin- 
ished in  eighth  place,  Nedeau  |52.0'^I  who  finished  in 
17th  place,  Maceiko  (52.27).  who  finished  in  5Ulh 
place,  senior  Rick  Copley  (52:57),  who  linished  in 
45th  place,  and  Way  (55071  who  finishcil  in  1 1  >l 
place. 

'This  is  the  first  time  wc  have  run  b  2  mlle^." 
O'Brien  said.  "That  is  the  distance  that  ymi  run  ai  the 
NCAA's  at  the  end  of  the  year,  so  you  should  try  and 
race  at  this  distance  at  least  once.  We  were  using  the 
meet  to  measure  how  far  wt:  have  narrowed  the  ^'iip 
between  us  and  the  top  Icatiis  in  the  country  " 

"We  wanted  to  go  down  and  use  ihe  meei  a^  <i 
barometer  to  our  teams  developnieni  iii  this  poini  in 
the  season,  against  some  of  the  K'sl  teams  ih.n  we  ^iin 
run  against,  under  championship  eondiiion'-  " 

The  Minutemen  race  again  next  Iridijv  in  the  Nru 
England  Championships  in  Boston 


NHL  players  present  new  proposal 


TORONTO  (AP)  —  Hockey  play- 
ers, making  what  may  be  the  final 
attempt  to  ensure  a  full  NHL  sea- 
son, presented  the  owners  Monday 
with  a  new  taxation  proposal. 

The  owners,  who  postponed  (he 
start  of  the  season  from  Oct.  1  to 
Oct.  15,  will  consider  the  proposal 
Tuesday  when  they  meet  in  New 
York. 

"The  issue  will  be  brought  back 
to  the  governors  for  an  update,  and 
we'll  have  a  discussion  and  then  a 
decision,"  NHL  commissioner  Gary 
Bettman  said  after  a  5  1/2-hour 
meeting. 

T'he  new  proposal  calls  for  a  top 
taxation  rale  on  salaries  from  5.5 


percent  to  7  percent.  Players  say 
this  would  create  a  $20  million 
pool  for  small-market  teams,  $1 
million  more  than  the  NHL's  pro- 
posal. They  say  the  proposal  would 
give  the  small-market  teams  rev- 
enue of  72  percent  of  the  NHL 
average. 

"It  is  something  that  goes  against 
our  grain,"  said  Toronto's  Mike 
Gartner,  president  of  the  NHL 
Players  Association.  "1  hope  the 
owners  see  thai,  but  1  do  not  know 
how  they  will  react  to  it."  Fifty- 
seven  games  will  have  been  post- 
poned through  Tuesday.  Bettman 
has  said  the  league  would  consider 
starting  the  season  Saturday  if  there 


were  significant  movement  toward 
a  collective  bargaining  agreement. 
Union  head  Bob  Coodenow  said 
that  corvdition  was  met. 

"In  today's  proposal,  we 
responded  to  all  of  the  stated  con- 
cerns of  the  NHL  and  made  signifi- 
cant moves  that  should  form  the 
basis  for  a  new  agreement."  he 
said.  "We  have  gone  the  extra  mile 
to  get  an  agreement.  We  have  made 
today's  proposal  to  bring  an  end  to 
the  lockout  and  play  hockey,  not 
because  we  are  interested  in  taxing 
player  salaries." 

liettman  says  if  the  sea.son  starts 
this  weekend,  teams  will  play  full 
84-game  schedules. 


X-Country  pulls  out  all  stops 


By  Leigh  Torfain 

Collegton  Correspondent 


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The  University  of  Massachusetts  women's  cross  country 
team  surprised  even  themselves  on  Saturday  as  they 
placed  second  out  of  24  schools  at  the  Paul  Short 
Inviiaiional.  held  at  Lehigh  University  in  Bethlehem,  Pa. 

Once  again,  sophomore  Melissa  Langevin  led  the  way 
for  the  Minutewomen,  finishing  the  race  in  a  personal 
record  time  of  1  7:46.9  seconds.  Langevin  finished  third 
among  all  runners  in  a  thick  and  highly  competitive  field. 
The  Tirsi  mile  she  ran  uphill  in  5:25,  a  phenomenal  time 
considering  that  the  opening  mile  at  Vermont  she  com- 
pleted downhill  in  5:20 

"This  was  iheir  best  performance  of  the  year  so  far." 
said  UMass  Coach  Julie  l^Freniere.  "They  all  went  out 
and  ran  the  first  mile  very  well  and  aggressively.  The 
entire  squad  had  a  great  effort.  They  competed  like  veter- 
ans." 

Rebecca  Donaghue  and  lulie  Morcau  also  recorded 
their  personal  best  times  Saturday,  finishing  in  18:25.7 
(sixteenth  overall)  and  18:50.5  (nineteenth  overall) 
respectively. 

Donaghue  lopped  her  previous  high,  set  earlier  this  sea- 
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Krisien  Donaldson  pasted  the  ■.CLunl  hc-i  iimc  nl  her 
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Sheryl  Lyons  ran  a  strong  rai.c  us  well,  linishinj;  sixth 
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her  fool  late  in  the  race  and  was  on  crutches  Sundiiy  after- 
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"I  was  very  pleased  with  ihcir  ,iiiiiu.!is  guinj,-  m 
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UMass  finished  behinti  Pru^i  !t'       i  i,is 

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Providence's  top  runners  finished  first.  mvhirI  jnd  luunh 
Only  Langevin's  efforts  prevented  a  ei  «     r  h\  the 

Friars. 

Meanwhile,  the  Minutewomen  narrtms  placed  ahead 
of  Connecticut,  who  defeated  UMass  earlier  this  season. 
UMass'  performance  also  included  a  tomkiriahle  victory 
over  defending  Atlantic- 10  champion  St  U)scph's.  The 
Mawks,  however,  were  running  wjthoul  ime  ol  their  tup 
runners,  Sue  Yagielski,  who  stayed  back  in  Philadelphia 
to  lake  the  entrance  examination  iur  graduate  school 

After  a  week  off  for  what  LaFreniere  referred  lo  as 
"some  heavy-duty  conditioning."  the  Minuicwmnen  will 
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"There's  nobody  in  New  England  v. he  i.,in  ti.illcnge 
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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


THE  MASSACHUSETI^  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Tuesday,  October  11,  1994  /  Page  15 


Volleyball  splits  Atlantic-10 
matches  in  weekend  action 


By  Brian  Perillo 

Collegian  Stotf 


The  Ma^sHchuscIls  vullcvh.ili 
Icjm  Nplil  iwo  viinlcri'iicc  matches 
I  h  I  -    p  .1  ^  I    «  c  c  k  c  n  d .    losing    I  o 


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\  \v.  k'^i  unh  ilu'ir  second  con- 
loM  k>l  ilie  -c.iM'ii  tTidiiy  nighl  al 
reinple.  ,ind  il  was  llie  first  time 
ihi>  \i.\\!  in  which  ihey  were  delcat- 
ed  in  three  snjight  games. 

The  Minutewomen  had  run  oil 
14  sii.ii^'ht  victories  lo  open  the 
-1 .1^1  II  The\  were  then  handetl 
ivkii  losses  within  four  days,  failing 
[n>.i  jt  the  Cage  to  Rhode  Island 
Ui-t  Tuesdas.  and  then  in  their 
nijikh  jgainst  the  Owls. 

"We  didn't  play  as  a  team  at  all. 
W  I.-  i-'l.tsed  like  individuals."  said 
^iiplii'iiKTc  uLU^ide  hitler  Dionne 
N.i^li   "U  e  were  in  a  daze." 

N.i^li  collected  12  kills,  second 
L'li  ihc  le.ini,  against  Temple,  who 
knocked  I'.Mass  out  of  last  year's 
A  10  Tiiurnanient  in  a  tough  five 
ijiimc  iiuitch.  She  was  also  second 
in  dijZ'-.  tallying  I  3. 

■\nother  sophomore.  Giza 
Rivera,  played  well  for  the 
Miiniiewoiiien.  Rivera,  who  has 
been  (.ne  oi  UMass'  biggest  offen- 
sive threats  this  season,  led  the  way 
with  I  7  kills,  and  al.so  recorded  12 

digs. 

"1  tcel  like  we  could  have  beaten 
h^ith  L  RI  and  Temple  if  we  had 
p|j\cd  ciur  hardest.'  Nash  said 
"We'll  be  confidant  when  we  face 
ihcni  at  home." 

Another  bright  spot  for  UMass 
hd>  been  freshman  Lesley  Nolan. 
Ni.ilan.  the  Minuiewomen's  season 
leader  in  digs  with  205,  reached 
double  figures  again  Friday  night 
with  a  team  high  lb.  She  has  also 
been  a  force  offensively.  Nolan, 
w  ho  stands  behind  only  Rivera  and 
Ndvh  in  total  kills  on  the  team. 
jiiidssed  1 1  in  the  loss. 

Temple's  senior  outside  hitter 
Katie  llarrigan.  last  year's  Atlantic 
10  Player  of  the  Year,  provided  the 
heroics  leading  the  Owls.  (15-7, 
5-1 1  with  lb  kills,  and  an  impres- 
sive 452  hitting  percentage. 

On  Saturday.  UMass  headed  to 
New  lersey  where  they  locked 
horns  with  another  .A- 10  foe, 
Rutgers  The  Minuiewomen  were 
able  to  come  out  on  top  of  this 
one.  defeating  the  Lady  Knights  in 
three  straight  games. 

Massachusetts  was  once  again  led 
by  Rivera,  who  had  a  team  high, 
and  career  high  25  kills.  Rivera  has 
now  led  the  Minutcwomen  in  kills 


LOLLtClAf^  liU 


Lesley  Nolan  and  the  Minutewomen  improved  their  record  to  3-2 
in  the  Atlantic  10  this  weekend. 


13  times  this  season.  She  also 
recorded  12  digs.  Marking  Ihc  I  lih 
occasion  she  has  reached  double 
figures  in  both  kills  and  digs  this 
year. 

"We  talked  about  coming 
together  and  playing  like  a  team 
the  nighl  before,"  Nash  said  "And 
we  were  able  to  do  il  " 

Nolan  also  had  a  career  day  for 
the  Minutewomen.  collecting  17 
kills,  her  highest  total  ever  at 
UMass.  She  also  led  the  way  in 
digs,  with  16,  and  served  3  aces. 

"Gizs  and  Lesley  both  played 
extremely  welL"  Nash  said,  who 
did  not  play  so  bad  herM.'lf.  She  lal 
lied  eight  kills,  eight  digs,  and  was 
in  on  two  of  three  team  blocks,  one 
of  them  solo. 

The  Minutewomen  were  able  to 


jump  ahead  of  Rutgers  (now  4-12 
overall,  0-5  A-10)  early  in  the  first 
two  games,  but  had  to  use  a  ten 
point  run,  including  six  straight 
served  by  Nolan,  in  game  three  to 
come  back  fa>m  an  0-4  deficit  and 
ice  the  victory. 

UMass  is  in  the  midst  of  a  six 
game  road  trip,  and  will  be  travel- 
ling to  the  nation's  capital  to  tangle 
with  George  Washington  on  Oct. 
14.  The  Colonials,  who  were  last 
year's  Atlantic  10  regular  season 
and  tournameni  champions, 
defeated  UMass  in  both  of  their 
encounters  last  season. 

"We're  working  hard  on  being 
disciplined  on  defense,"  Nash  said. 
"We're  trying  to  be  strong  on  the 
block.  We  know  its  going  to  be  a 
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tually  untouched  along  the  sideline  to 
put  UNH  up  lop,  14-5. 

With  UMass  defense  still  holding 
the  Wildcats  at  bay,  the  offense  had 
several  chances  to  score  in  the  fourth 
quarter.  The  Minulemen  turned  to  an 
aerial  attack  for  the  first  lime  this 
season  with  McNeilly  throwing  27 
passes,  completing  10  for  182  yards 

"We  had  lime  to  complete  the 
passes  when  we  had  to,  we  jusi 
couldn't.    It's   not    all    Andrew's 


IMcNeillyj  fault,  we  ran  some  bad 
routes,"  Hodges  said. 

McNeilly  found  Daryl  Thomas  |5 
catches,  106  yards]  alone  for  a  60 
yard  bomb  for  UMass'  first  touch- 
down. Ingoglia  ran  the  iwo-poini  con- 
version in.  and  the  Minulemen  were 
wilhin  Iha-c  points  with  4:20  to  go. 

UMass  had  its  last  chance  w^ih  28 
seconds  lo  go.  and  the  ball  at  its  own 
4b  yard  line  after  a  UNH  botched 
punt.  McNeilly  (2  INT's)  was  inter- 


cepted by  |im  Concannon  down  at 
the  UNH  54,  trying  to  set  up  a  tying 
field  goal  attempt. 

"No  regrets  from  today's  game.  It's 
back  to  practice,  focusing  on  William 
&  Mary,"  Corcoran  said. 

"We  need  lo  stay  together  as  a 
team,  no  finger  pointing,  everyone 
takes  the  blame  for  this  loss.  We  have 
some  things  to  work  on  in  practice, 
and  we'll  have  to  get  better  for  next 
week,"  Hodges  said. 


Wildcats 


continued  from  fxjge  16 

The  missed  field  goals  were  crucial  to  the  final  score. 
Oke  missed  a  19-yarder,  a  22-yard  attempt  was  blocked, 
and  a  third  quarter,  29-yarder  was  wide  right. 

Turnovers  were  costly  as  well.  At  the  start  of  the  second 
quarter,  with  fourth  and  goal  inside  the  one,  Ingoglia  was 
cranked  by  the  New  Hampshire  defense  and  coughed  up 
the  ball.  The  Wildcats  gained  possession  with  the  touch- 
back. 

In  the  second  quarter,  McNeilly,  in  the  grasp  of  defen- 
sive end  Mike  Foley,  who  was  about  to  be  sacked,  appar- 
ently flipped  the  ball  forward  as  he  was  being  brought 
down.  Wildcat  Warren  Armes  was  given  credit  for  the 
interception,  which  led  lo  a  two-play  drive  capped  by  a 
|im  Slayer-to-)eff  Tamulski  15-yard  touchdown. 

"They  played  aggressive  defense,  and  we  came  up 
short,"  Ingoglia  said.  "We  got  into  the  red  zone  (inside  the 
20|,  and  we  didn't  score.  Their  defense  was  excellent,  ihey 

■  North  Carolina 


played  scrappy  defense.  They  were  coming  inside  and  out, 
and  they  made  a  lot  of  good  plays." 

A  defensive-holding  penalty  proved  to  be  detrimental 
to  the  Massachusetts  effort.  Late  in  the  second  quarter. 
New  Hampshire  had  third  down  and  22  at  its  own  18 
before  the  Minuteman  penalty. 

It  became  first  down  for  the  Wildcats,  and  though  it  did 
not  lead  to  a  touchdown,  it  prevented  Massachusetts  from 
getting  good  field  position  in  New  Hampshire's  territory. 

For  Division  l-AA  playoff  reasons,  the  New  Hampshire 
game  was  big,  and  the  Minulemen  came  up  short.  With 
the  tough  loss,  next  week's  game  at  Mid-Atlantic  Division 
leader  William  &  Mary  is  that  much  larger  in  magnitude. 

"We  needed  this  game  badly,"  Ingoglia  said.  "But  we're 
not  out  of  il.  We're  5-2.  Next  week's  game  is  so  very 
important.  This  game  is  over  now.  Now  we'll  look  to 
William  &  Mary." 


continued  from  page  1 6 

Minutewomen.  who  dominated  the 
play  after  that. 

"The  momentum  really  shifted  when 
Hilary  made  that  save  on  the  stroke," 
said  senior  co-oipiain  Danielle  Borges. 
"After  that  we  knew  we  had  to  go  do 
il.  They  had  their  chance  and  we  were 
going  to  get  ours." 

Freshman  forward  Missy  Sweeney, 
who  was  seeing  her  first  extended 
action  of  the  season,  provided  a  spark 
for  the  Minutewomen  on  offense. 

"Missy  has  excellent  speed," 
Donnelly  said.  "The  other  thing  is, 
when  you  have  an  athlete  who  keeps 
saying  I  can  do  it,  I  can  do  il,  and  if 
somebody  believes  in  themselves  that 
much,  you  have  lu  give  them  a  shot. 
When  we  put  her  in,  she  kept  doing 
the  job." 

Despite  opportunities  for  the 
Minutewomen,  the  score  remained 
knotted  at  the  end  of  regulation. 
Going  into  sudden-death  overtime, 
Megan  Donnelly  told  her  squad  that 
someone  would  have  to  emerge. 
Roihenberger  look  her  cue. 

"Before  the  overtime,  I  told  them, 
we  need  someone  lo  step  up," 
Donnelly  said.  'Kyle  was  looking 
right  at  me  and  jusi  nodded.  She's  a 


big  game  person." 

The  sophomore  midfielder  is  no 
stranger  lo  big  goals.  Roihenberger 
now  has  eight  game-winners  in  her 
career  including  one  in  last  years's 
upset  of  Old  Dominion. 

"When  the  coach  says  that  some- 
one needs  lo  step  up.  1  think  it's  me," 
Roihenberger  said.  "1  want  the  ball  in 
overtime.  I  want  lo  be  the  one  lo  take 
the  shot.  I  have  so  much  confidence 
in  myself  and  the  people  around  me." 

North  Carolina  Coach  Karen 
Shelion  pointed  to  UMass"  overtime 
experience  (four  OT  games  in  their 
last  six)  as  a  key  lo  the  outcome. 

"They  really  showed  that  they've 
had  a  lot  of  exjierience  in  over  time 
games."  Shclion  said.  "They  looked  a 
little  fitter  than  out  team  and  certain- 
ly a  little  hungrier.  They  deserved  lo 
win  today." 

"We  knew  that  going  into  the  sec- 
ond half  that  we  were  in  great  shape 
and  as  long  as  we  kept  plugging  away 
that  we  were  going  to  score,"  said 
senior  midfielder  Colleen  Duffy. 

The  win  registers  as  the  biggest  in 
Donnelly's  short  head  coaching  career. 

"This  is  everything  you  hope  for," 
Donnelly  said.  "The  No.  I  team,  in 


front  of  a  home  crowd.  We've 
worked  hard  and  had  so  many  close 
calls.  It  would  have  been  easy  to  get 
down,  but  we  just  stepped  up  when 
we  really  needed  to." 

Despite  only  having  one  loss,  the 
Minutewomen  have  struggled  to 
move  up  in  the  poll.  This  win  will 
likely  silence  any  doubters. 

""This  says  a  lot,"  Donnelly  said. 
'Our  confidence  will  build.  Hopefully 
other  people  will  give  us  recognition." 

"It  should  really  wake  some  people 
up  to  the  talent  that  we  have  on  this 
team,"  Roihenberger  said.  'We  are 
definitely  National  Championship 
contenders." 

The  win  enhances  the  teamwide 
belief  that  this  team  can  win  it  all. 

"We're  heading  right  up  the  poll, 
into  the  Final  Four,  and  come  back 
number  one,"  Rose  said.  "If  we  can 
play  like  this  every  game,  we're  going 
to  do  it." 

UMass  returns  to  action  this  after- 
noon against  Maine  at  5:50  p.m.  al 
Tolman  Field.  They  will  not  have  to 
wait  long  for  another  shot  al  a  No.  1 
opponent  as  this  Sunday's  opponent 
lames  Madison  will  likely  take  over 
the  top  spot. 


field  hockey 


continued  from  page  16 

10  assists  in  1994),  only  seven  yards  away,  preparing  for  a 
penally  stroke. 

Rose  admitted  that  she  was  attempting  to  psych  Werley 
out  before  the  shot  was  taken. 

'First  of  all,  I  think  it's  etiquette  that  the  goalkeeper 
steps  out  of  ihe  other  cage,  so  1  had  to  ask  the  umpire  [to 
tell  her  to  move],"  said  Rose.  "I  went  and  touched  the 
ball,  because  that's  what  1  do,  then  1  stepped  back  and 
told  her  to  bring  it  on. 

(Defending  a  stroke  depends  on)  a  combination  of  dif- 
ferent things  when  she  steps  up  to  lake  the  stroke  — 
where  her  blade  is,  where  her  feet  are,  and  you  kind  of  get 
an  idea  of  where  it's  going.  Then,  instinct  just  lakes  over." 

Werley  aimed  for  the  lower  left  comer  of  the  cage  and 
Rose  dove  to  her  right,  bIcKked  the  shot  and  single-hand- 
edly turned  the  game  in  the  favor  of  the  Minutc-women. 

"They  were  dominating  play  completely,  and  lo  be  shi't 


down  lime  after  time,  it  has  to  get  to  you  menially.  Hilary 
is  just  absolutely  key  to  this  team,"  Donnelly  said. 

Coming  into  Sunday's  contest,  Massachusetts  and 
North  Carolina  were  the  stingiest  on  defense  in  the  coun- 
try, allowing  four  and  three  goals,  respectively. 

The  deciding  factor  has  been  finishing  on  offense  and, 
up  until  Sunday,  the  Tar  Heels  were  the  team  pouring  on 
the  goals,  tallying  eight  goals  twice  and  more  than  four 
goals  in  a  game  five  times.  Massachusetts  players  and 
coaches  said  ihey  did  not  lei  North  Carolina's  numbers 
overwhelm  them  in  Sunday's  contest. 

'I  don'i  think  ihcir  numbers  meant  anything  to  us.  We 
put  everything  aside  and  played  UMass  hockey,  which  is 
(playing)  ihc  best  defense  in  the  country,"  said 
Massachusetts  senior  co-captain  Kyri  Sparks.  "Megan 
preaches  that  to  us,  we  believe  il.  and  that's  all  we  have  to 
do  is  play  UMass  hockey." 


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Women's  soccer  escapes  with 
3-2  OT  win;  Hartford  awaits 


By  Mike  Reiss 

Collegian  StoK 


UMass 


Colgate    2 


It  was  not  too  long  after  a 
hard-fought  3-2  overtime  victory 
over  pesky  Colgate,  but  many  of  the 
players  from  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  women's  soccer  team 
still  remained  on  the  playing  surface 
at  Richard  F.  Garber  Field. 

For  the  play- 
ers, it  was  hard 
to  find  satisfac- 
tion in  this  vic- 
tory By  looking 
at  most  of  them,  their  general  expres- 
sion was  far  from  the  cheery  atmos- 
phere the  weather  set  forth  on  the 
gorgeous  fall  Sunday  aftemoon. 

"We're  going  about  it  the  hard  way," 
said  Massachusetts  Coach  |im  Rudy. 
"This  is  a  good  win.  but  not  a  satisfying 
win.  It's  not  satisfying  because  I  know 
(the  players)  aren't  happy.  They'a'  very 
harsh  on  themselves." 

Regardless,  the  two  teams,  and 
even  more  so  Massachusetts,  put  on 
an  exciting  show  for  the  estimated 
crowd  of  325.  And  when  sophomore 
defender  Erin  i  ynch  looped  a  curv- 
ing ball  from  18-yards  out  into  Ihe 
upper  left  corner  at  95:54. 
Massachusetts  had  a  3-2  lead  il 
would  never  relinquish. 

"In  overtime  things  got  stretched 
out  a  bit,  and  that's  going  lo  happen 
after  almost  100  minutes  of  play," 
said  Colgate  Coach  Kalhy  Brawn. 
"The  ball  [on  Lynch's  goal]  was  not 
cleared  well,  three  of  our  defenders 
had  a  chance  at  it.  The  communica- 
tion jusi  wasn't  there." 

If  the  term  smash-mouth  applied  to 
soccer,  this  match  was  a  perfect  exam- 
ple of  that  hard-nosed  style  of  play. 

"We  might  have  picked  our  play 
up  a  notch  in  that  department."  said 
Rudy,  a  modest  smile  on  his  face  of 
the  thought.  "We  played  a  little  hard- 
er, especially  with  our  tackling." 

"The  referee  let  them  play  consis- 
tently throughout  the  match,"  said 
Brawn.  "I  didn't  think  it  was  getting 
out  of  control.  Both  teams  took  their 
knocks  and  lumps." 

Both  teams  had  plenty  of  offensive 
opportunities  to  go  along  with  those 
knocks  and  lumps,  just  seven  minutes 
into  the  match,  defender  Nikki 
Ahrenholz  saved  a  dangerous  situa- 
tion in  front  of  the  Minutewomen 
goal,  clearing  a  ball  which  easily  could 
have  resulted  in  a  Colgate  score. 

Massachusetts  was  just  as  active 
offensively.  After  two  legitimate  bids 
thai  just  sailed  wide,  midfielder  lulie 
Magid  made  sure  the  third  chance 

^  v\*i-,  .^-.ylhing   hul    WJdc.  SclllJng  0.. 

bouncing  ball,  the  sophomore  blasted 
a  16-foot  kho<  to  the  low  right  comer 


STIVI  PIDUIO  /  COUIUAN 


lulie  Magid  has  tjeen  playing  outstanding  both  offensively  and  defen- 
sively lately.  She  scored  the  Minutewomen's  first  goal  against  Colgate 
Sunday. 


at  13:46,  out  of  the  reach  of  the 
seemingly  immobile  Colgate  keeper. 

It  looked  as  if  Magid's  goal  would 
stand  as  the  only  tally  of  the  first 
half,  but  with  four  seconds  remain- 
ing. Colgate's  Nicole  D'Orazio 
slipped  past  the  defense  before 
depositing  a  shot  to  the  low  right  cor- 
ner to  lie  the  score  al  I  - 1 . 

D'Orazio  was  at  it  again  early  in 
the  second  half,  scoring  on  a  comer 
kick  at  46:03.  "Whatever  nerves  and 
trepidations  of  playing  UMass.  and 
the  dynasty  here,  the  slate  was  wiped 
clean  at  halftime,"  said  Brawn. 

But  sophomore  midfielder  Rebecca 
Myers  had  the  answer  for  D'Orazio's 
second  tally,  once  again  testing  the 
lateral  movement  of  the  Colgate 
keeper  with  a  shot  to  the  low  right 
socner,  knoiiing  things  up  at  2-2. 

Massachusetts  put  on  a  late  flurry 
lo  end  things  in  regulation,  but  ihe 


Colgate  defense  stiffened.  Then  it 
was  up  to  Lynch  in  overtime,  and  the 
steady  performer  delivered. 

Yet  judging  from  the  reaction  of 
the  players,  and  the  relative  concern 
of  the  coach,  it  appeared  both  knew  a 
better  effort  could  be  put  forth.  "The 
giris  are  ruthless  in  their  self-  evalua- 
tion," said  Rudy.  "They're  actually  a 
lot  better  than  they  think  they  are. 
The  self-doubt  is  not  timely  lo  have 
with  Hartford  coming  up." 

Victory  or  no  victory,  there  was  a 
sense  something  was  missing  from 
Massachusetts  play  on  Sunday.  And 
with  Hartford,  the  No.  1  ranked  team 
in  the  Northeast  region  coming  to 
town  tomorrow.  Rudy  and  Co.  can 
only  hope  to  bring  things  back  lo  a 
level  that  not  only  prtxluces  victories, 
but  is  also  self-satisfying  lo  a  group 
of  players  that  expects  nothing  but 
the  bcsl  of  themselves. 


Lynch  and  Myers  reverse  roles  in  victory 


By  Candice  Flemming 

Collegian  Staff 


F.rin  Lynch  is  the  defender. 
Rebecca  Myers  is  the  scorer. 

On  Sunday  against  Colgate,  their 
roles  were  reversed.  In  UMass'  3-2 
overtime  win.  Lynch  was  the  scorer 
and  Myers  the  defender. 

With  less  than  two  minutes  left  in 
regulation,  a  Colgate  player  was 
sprinting  down  the  left  side  of  the 
field  destined  to  go  one-on-one  with 
Massachusetts  goalkeeper  Danielle 
Dion,  when  from  behind  came  Myers 
with  a  slide  tackle  to  thwart  the  rush. 

Game  saving  defensive  play. 

"I  ihink  that's  great  of  her,"  said 
Lynch  of  Myers.  "That's  her  dcfen 
sive  role  lo  get  back  and  check  the 
player  that  came  through,  that's  part 
of  her  job.  It  should  depend  on  the 
iMckcourt  to  do  it  but  if  she  comes 
back  and  docs  it.  it  helps  us  out  a 
lot.  That  was  a  great  job  on  her 
part." 

Then  in  the  first  overtime  period  at 
the  95:54  mark.  Lynch  look  a  shot 
from  about  1 8- yards  out  that  landed 
in  the  far  post. 

Game  winning  score 

"She  comes  through  in  important 
games."  said  Myers  of  Lynch.  "I'm 
glad  she  did  | score).  She's  a  great 


defensive  player,  hard  to  stop.  If  she 
doesn't  play  well  it  has  a  great  impact 
on  the  team.  She's  an  all-around 
great  player." 

Without  those  two  plays,  the 
Minutewomen  do  not  win.  Both 
Lynch  and  Myers  speak  glowingly  ol 
each  other  and  their  play,  but  are 
modest  when  il  comes  to  talking 
about  themselves,  downplaying  iheir 
game  .saving  and  game  winning  tac 
tics. 

"Il  was  my  player.  I  should  have 
played  her  tighter."  Myers  said  of  her 
defensive  stop. 

"I  was  coming  down  the  middle.  I 
missed  ihc  first  try  at  il  and  I  got 
another  chance."  Lynch  said  of  her 
game  winning  score.  "I  just  put  il 
away  to  the  far  post.  My  role  is  really 
to  defend  and  then  get  forward  when 
its  open.  Coach  gives  me  that  oppor 
lunity.  And  thai  lime  I  saw  it  open 
and  1  jusi  went  for  it.  and  il  paid  off  " 

Contrary  to  their  hustle-minded, 
aggressive  play  on  the  Held,  ihe  two 
roommates  arc  very  laid-back  ofl  ihe 
field. 

"When  you  get  beneath  the  look 
thai  they  have,  the  laid-  hack,  sort  of 
shuffling,  wc  call  il  ambulating, 
because  ihcy  sort  of  ambulate  in.  sort 
of  slow,  vnih  the  baseball  cap  pulled 
low  over  Iheir  face."  said  UMass 


Coach  |im  Rudy.  "When  you  gel 
below  thai,  those  two  are  two  of  the 
neatest  kids  that  I've  had." 

The  only  way  they  differ  is  on  the 
field.  The  two  play  different  posi- 
tions. But  according  lo  Rudy,  they 
have  the  ability  lo  plus  lu^i  .i^  well  al 
other  positions. 

"I  can  sec  them  easily  playing  other 
positions.  Frin  as  an  attacking  mid- 
fielder because  she  certamly  gels  for- 
ward well,  and  Becca  played  as  a 
stopper  for  us  last  year  when  j Paula) 
Wilkins  was  injured.  I  almost  can  sec 
Myers  maybe  as  a  big  target  center 
forward  as  well. 

"They're  both  excellent 
well-rounded  players.  They  have  a 
load  of  potential." 

Lynch  and  Myers  are  not  just 
teammates  or  roommates.  Off  the 
field  they  are  good  friends 

"She's  definitely  my  closest  friend 
on  Ihe  learn."  Myers  said  of  Lynch.  '  I 
can  talk  to  her.  and  not  jusi  about 
soccer* 

"She's  a  reliable,  trustworthy 
friend."  Lynch  said  of  Myers. 

The  two  sophomore  leaders  will  be 
kK)king  for  another  role  reversal  on 
Wednesday  when  Ihc  No.  I  ranked 
(in  Northeast  region)  Hartford 
Ifawks  come  to  Richard  F  Garber 
field  for  a  3:30  p.m.  matchup 


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UMass  heats  West  Virginia^  loses  to  Qeorge  Washington 


By  Brian  Gormley 

Collegian  Staff 


UMass     1 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  soccer  team 
split  two  road  games  against  Atlaniic-10  opponents 
this  weekend,  defeating  West  Virginia,  but  losing  lo 
George  Washington. 

The  Minulemen  returned  home 
with  a  record  of  6-4-1  overall  and 
4-1  in  the  A-10. 

Friday's  1-0  victory  over  the 
Mountaineers  (6-4-1.  1-2  in  the 
A-10)  was  the  first  time  Massachusetts  has  ever  beaten 
West  Virginia  on  the  road.  To  gel  the  win,  the 
Minulemen  had  to  overcome  not  being  used  to  playing 
on  an  Astroturf  field.  They  also  had  to  oveaome  a  West 
Virginia  team  that  is  ntrtoriously  tough  to  beat  at  home. 

"West  Virginia  is  the  hardest  place  to  play  in  the 
A-10,  the  field  is  very  lough  to  play  on."  said 
Massachusetts  Coach  Sam  Koch.  "We  have  never  beat- 
en West  Virginia  in  West  Virginia  and  for  us  to  accom- 
plish that  is  very  lough.  I  am  very  pleased  with  the 
team." 

Sophomore  forward  Dave  Siljanovski  scored  the 
game's  only  goal  al  25:19  in  ihe  first  haH.  The  rest  of 
the  game  was  controlled  by  the  Massachusetts  defense 
and  goalkeeper  Mark  Wolf  (6  saves),  who  earned  his 
fourth  shutout  of  the  season. 

Koch  credited  his  team,  who  controlled  the  first 
half,  for  vinthslanding  a  Mountaineer  onslaught  in  the 
second. 

"In  the  second  half  we  began  to  lose  the  midfield  a 
little  bit,  which  is  the  reason  why  they  were  able  to  put 
as  much  pressure  on  us  as  they  did,"  Koch  said.  "They 
began  lo  win  the  loose  balls,  anticipate  the  plays  belter 
and  read  the  bounce  of  the  ball  better,  which  is  to  be 
expected  when  you  are  down.  Il  is  a  credit  for  us  that 
we  were  able  lo  take  the  pressure  as  well  as  we  did." 

Koch  said  backs  joe  Maruca.  |oe  lacobson  and 
Benny  Sheally's  excellent  defensive  work  held  West 
Virginia  lo  just  two  good  scoring  chances  from  inside 


the  18-yard  box  in  the  second  half. 

Sunday's  3-1  loss  to  George  Washington  (4-6-1, 
3-1  in  the  A-10)  was  a  physical  affair  that  left  the 
Minulemen  bruised  and  frustrated.  Midfielder  Mike 
Doyle's  foot  is  now  in  a  temporary  cast  because  of  an 
injury  he  suffered  when  a  George  Washington  player 
clipped  him.  Defender  Dan  Chagnon  was  ejected  for 
getting  a  red  card  in  Ihc  first  half  and  several  other 
Massachusetts  players  received  minor  injuries. 

Koch  said  the  referees  let  several  penalties  go  early, 
which  caused  them  to  lose  control  of  the  game.  He  also 
said  his  team  must  learn  to  expect  that  type  of  officiat- 
ing on  the  road,  and  that  ihey  should  not  lei  it  throw 
them  off  of  their  game. 

"The  referees  were  definitely  very  creative  and  what 
they  let  go  caused  us  a  great  deal  of  frustration,"  he 
.said.  "But  we  have  to  leam  to  make  sure  that  doesn't 
happen.  You  have  to  expect  that  when  you  go  on  the 
road  you  are  going  to  gel  referees  who  don't  see  the 
game  your  way.  To  be  a  good  team,  you  have  to  leam 
to  play  in  those  situations  and  find  a  way  to  gel 
through  that." 

Forward  Colin  lohnson  scored  the  only  goal  for 
Massachusetts  at  20:42  of  the  first  half,  lohnson  also 
had  a  chance  to  lie  the  game  in  the  second  half  on  a 
penalty  kick,  but  he  could  not  convert.  But  Koch  cred- 
ited him  for  being  a  catalyst  in  the  Minuteman  offen.se. 

"Colin  lohnson  played  very  well  in  both  games  this 
weekend,"  he  said.  "He  has  been  a  big  reason  for  the 
turnaround  we  have  had  on  offense." 

Koch  did  not  lay  all  of  the  blame  on  ihe  referees.  He 
said  allhough  Massachusetts  generally  outplayed  the 
Colonials,  some  defensive  lapses  caused  them  to  give 
up  goals  they  should  not  have  given  up. 

Koch  said  the  first  goal,  scored  by  George 
Washington's  Mo  Reyes,  was  a  well  execuied  play  by 
the  Colonials,  but  il  was  also  a  play  thai  Massachusetts 
could  have  prevented  if  they  had  not  broken  down  in 
the  midfield.  Koch  also  said  the  other  two  goals  they 
surrendered  were  due  more  lo  defensive  mistakes 
rather  than  great  plays  by  George  Washington, 


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The  Minutewomen  ioccer  team 
improved  their  record  to  9-2-0  with 
3-2  overtime  victory  over  Colgate  this 
weekend  at  Carber  field  (Story  page 

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The  Minutewomen  volleyball  team  came  away  with  a 
weekend  split  lading  to  Temple  and  beating  Rutgers.  This 
brings  the  team  record  to  3-  Atlantic- 10  competition. 
They  will  be  facing  George  Washington  during  a  six -game 
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Tuesday,  October  11, 1994 


Cross  Country  teams  shine  at 
Paul  Short  Invitational 

The  men's  and  women's  cross  country  teams  turned  in 
excellent  performances  at  this  weekend's  Invitational 
meet.  Both  teams  showed  great  improvements  in  the  per- 
formances of  their  runners.  Upcoming  meets  will  hopeful- 
ly bring  similar  results  (Story  page  1  3). 


Soccer  splits 
weekend  games 

Junior  Colin  Johnson  scored  UMass' 
only  goal  in  a  3-1  loss  to  George 
Washington.  The  Minutemen  beat 
West  Virginia  1-0  Friday  (Story  paqe 
15). 


Minutewomen  topple  No.  1  UNC 


By  Matt  Vairtour 

Colleglon  Staff 


WISTFIELD  -  A  year  ago,  the 
No.  I  liinkcd  North  Carolina  men's 
huvkclbjll  (cam  ran  into 
\Ui^^.:Jiuveil>  in  early  autumn,  and 
w.)>  luppled  Iroiii  the  top  spot.  In 
Sund.is's  Held  hockey  game,  history 
was  repeated. 


UMass     1 


(usi  over  si.\ 
minutes  into 
overtime.  Kyle 
Roihenberger 
blasted  a  shot 
iroMi  lb  yards  out.  past  UNC  goal- 
keeper luna  Wilhrow  to  give  UMass  an 
upsei  viiiory  over  (he  No.  1  Tar  Heels. 

"ll'NCI  wa^  outstanding."  said 
Massachusetts  Coach  Megan 
Donnelly.  'We  just  played  a  smart 
tough  gritty  game.  W'c  didn't  have  a 
lot  of  chances." 

The  Tar  Heels  carried  the  play 
throughout  the  llrsi  half,  but  with  the 
exception  ol  penalty  corners,  the 
Massachusetts  defense  kept  thein  fixjm 
establishing  any  offensive  rhylhm. 

"They  were  dominating  play  com- 
pletely in  the  first  half,  but  were  shut 
dosvn  lime  after  time."  said  Donnelly. 
"Mentally  that  has  to  be  frustrating." 

In  the  second  half  the  Tar  Heels 
jiiacked  early,  collecting  an  early 
penalty  comer,  but  like  18  other  times 
that  afternoon,  they  were  thwarted  by 
Minule^^oman  goalie  Hilary  Rose. 

The  Tar  Heels  key  .scoring  oppor- 
tunity came  with  16:21  remaining  in 
regulation,  when  they  were  awarded 
a  penally  stroke.  Cindy  Werley.  a 
member  of  the  United  States 
National  Team,  was  denied  by  Hilary 
Rose  on  a  low  hard  shot. 

Shortly  after.  UNC  had  another 
opportunity.  Senior  Barb  Hanson  had 
a  clear  shut  with  Rose  out  of  the  net. 
but  .Melanie  Gore  dove  across  to  save 
the  goal 

"Since  the  beginning  of  the  season. 
Melanie  has  taken  a  step  upwards 
every  game,"  Rose  said.  "She  has  the 
speed  and  the  courage.  I'm  just 
pleased  that  she's  on  my  team." 

The  bnlliani  defense  energized  the 

Turn  to  NOITTH  CAROUNA.  page  14 


Hilary  Rose  turns 
in  a  stellar  game 
in  UNC  upset 


By  Aflhur  Slapleton  Jr. 

Collegion  Stall 


NATHAN  MAIITIN   I  COlKCiAN 

Kyle  Roihenberger  enhanced  her  reputation  as  a  big  game  player,  scoring  the  game  winning  goal  in  Massachusetts'  upset  of  North 
Carolina. 


WESTFIELD  —  If  ihey  don't  score,  they  can't 
win. 

Goalkeeper  Hilary  Rose  has  perfected 
Massachusetts  Coach  Megan  Donnelly's  defensive 
philosophy  for  her  Minutcwoman  field  hockey  team, 
and  never  was  it  more  evident  than  in  the  clash  with 
No.  I  North  Carolina  Sunday  afternoon. 

Rose  kept  Massachusetts  in  the  game  by  blanking 
the  potent  Tar  Heel  offense  through  regulation, 
which  allowed  midfielder  Kyle  Rothenberger  to  net 
the  game  winner  in  overtime,  leading  No.  9 
Massachusetts  to  a  1-0  stunning  upset  over 
then-undefeated  North  Carolina  on  the  turf  at 
Westfield  State  College. 

"It's  a  really  gcxxl  feeling  knowing  the  No.  1  team 
is  here,  they  come  to  play  in  our  yard,  and  Ihey  don't 
get  a  l(X)k  in,"  Rose  said. 

"Exjjerience  is  one  thing  —  you  can  have  as  much 
experience  as  you  like,  but  it's  the  trust  I  get  from 
everybody  else  (which  is  important),"  she  said. 

The  sophomore  from  Bury  St.  Edmunds,  England, 
was  stellar  between  the  pipes,  stopping  22  shots, 
while  recording  18  saves.  Unlike  in  two  scoreless 
overtime  ties  earlier  this  season  in  which  Rose  com- 
pletely shut  down  the  opposition,  Massachusetts 
came  away  with  a  victory. 

"We  soaked  up  a  lot  of  pressure  in  the  first  half." 
Rose  said,  "And  we  knew  in  the  first  half,  when  we 
contained  them,  they  had  nothing  else  to  give  us.  It 
was  just  a  matter  of  us  stepping  forward  and  win- 
ning it." 

Stepping  forward  and  beating  North  Carolina  was 
something  1 1  teams  before  Massachusetts  could  not 
do.  yet  Rose  was  able  to  take  the  game  in  her  own 
hands  and  thwart  the  Tar  Heels  on  several  key  situa- 
tions in  the  second  half. 

"We  knew  [Hilary]  was  going  to  be  a  factor  in  the 
game.  We  knew  that  we  were  going  to  have  to  get 
quality  shots  on  goal.  We  had  sufficient  opportuni- 
ties and  she  just  was  there  every  time,"  said  North 
Carolina  Coach  Karen  Shelton.  "Wc  knew  that  it 
was  going  to  take  an  incredible  effort  to  scores 
goal." 

The  best  scoring  opportunity  for  the  Tar  Heels 
came  with  16:2!  left  in  regulation  and  North 
Carolina's  leading  scorer,  Cindy  Werley  [  1 1  goals. 


Turn  to  FIELD  HOCKEY  page  14 


Mistakes  lead 
to  YanCon  loss 


By  Atwirew  Bryc* 

Collegion  Staff 

DURHAM.  N.H.  —  It  was  bound  to  happen  some 
lime. 

Ii.  indeed,  happened  Saturday  afternoon  as  the 
L  niversity  of  Massachusetts  football  team  came  up 
■■hurt  against  New  Hampshire  14-11  at  Cowell  Field 
m  Durham.  N.H. 

In  front  of  the  9.018  in  attendance,  the  Wildcats 
1 4-1  overall,  3-0  in  YanCon  play)  defense  set  out  to 
Mop  the  explosive  Yankee  Conference-leading  run- 
ning attack  of  the  Minutemen  {3-2.  2-1  j.  Stuff  "cm 
in  the  middle,  force  them  to  the  outside.  Prevent 
them  from  playing  their  successful  smash-mouth 
brand  of  football. 

Mission  accomplished. 

Massachusetts  rushed  for  168  yards,  well  below 
its  average  of  505.8  yards  per  game  prior  to 
Saturday's  contest.  The  strength  of  the  Minutemen 
was  known  to  all.  especially  after  the  team  and 
YanCon  record  '513  yard-performance  the  weekend 
before  by  All-Amcrican  candidate  Rene  Ingoglia 
against  Rhode  Island. 

With  the  run  being  stuffed,  the  only  other  option 
was  to  pass.  So.  Massachusetts  went  to  the  air  a  sea- 
son-high 27  times,  as  quarterback  Andrew  McNeilly 
completed  10  of  those  for  182  yards. 

Was  the  passing  game  successful?  The  passing 
yardage  was  a  career-high  for  McNeilly.  as  was  the 
T  catch.  105-  yard  effort  by  wide  receiver  Darryl 
Thomas.  Hut  overall,  the  passing  game  was  inconsis- 
lenl. 

There's  an  old  saying,  "you  live  by  the  sword,  you 
die  by  the  sword."  The  Massachusetts  offense  lives 
b\  lis  running  game,  and  it  died  by  the  passing 
^'iiine. 

I  low  so"*  Massachusetts  has  not  passed  all  season. 
Thcv  do  not  favor  the  passing  game,  and  they  are 
not  forced  to  pass  on  normal  occasions.  What  did 
ihes  have  to  do  in  the  nnal  2:35  drive  while  down  by 
ihiLc  points,  and  77  yards  awav  from  the  cndzonc^ 

With  first  down  and  10  on  their  own  23.  McNeilly 
luiiiplcicd  a  pass  to  Thomas  for  14  yards.  Then,  if 
was  0^4  on  the  next  four  plays  Incomplete,  incom- 
pkie,  broken  up  pass  by  Wildcat  comcrback  Wes 
Mi!K.  and  a  batted  down  pass  for  an  incompletion. 
I  (.lU!  KHomplete  passes  for  an  incomplete  touch- 
down drive 

"We  had  lime  ki  complete  the  passes  wc  had  to. 
Hut  wc  lusl  couldn't."  said  Massachusetts  Coach 
Mike  Hodges  "ir«  nut  all  Andrew's  fault,  wc  ran 
SI  ime  bad  routes  " 

The  chance  for  vivIor>  was  there  (  onsidcring  the 
lime  and  number  of  yards  away  from  a  scoring 
i>pporiuniiy,  the  running  game  could  not  be  utilized. 
The  Minutemen  had  155  seconds  to  charge  up  the 
licid  and  at  least  —  despite  kicker  Eric  Oke's  subpar 
day  —  get  within  Held  goal  range 

Turn  to  W1UX:AT$  po^  14 


By  Anthony  Guido 

Collegian  Staff 


New  Hampshire  14 


Massachusetts  11 


DURHAM,  N.H.  —  The  University  of  Massachusetts 
football  team  committed  far  tcK)  many  mistakes,  failed  to 
convert  scoring  chances,  and  missed  opportunities  all  day 
to  pull  out  a  victory. 

New  Hampshire  (4-1.  3-0  in  the  YanCon)  upended  the 
Minutemen  14-11  on  Saturday  at  Cowell  Stadium,  in 
front  of  a  crowd  of  9.01 8 

"We  had  to  make  big 
plays,  and  we  did.  a  TD 
pass  and  a  punt  return. 
Unquestionably  our 
defense  won  this  game." 
UNH  Coach  Bill  Bowes  said. 

UMass  (3-2.  2-1).  outgained  the  Wildcats,  putting  up 
342  yards  of  total  offense,  compared  to  195  from  UNH 
Three  missed  field  goals,  two  inieaeptions,  and  a  fumble 
cost  the  Minutemen  dearly. 

"Wc  have  to  execute,  there's  no  magic  to  it.  Both 
defenses  played  great,  it  just  wasn't  enough  for  us  to  win," 
said  UMass  coach  Mike  Hodges. 

UNH  defensive  end  Mike  Foley  was  awarded  the  Bill 
Knight  trophy  for  outstanding  player  in  the  game.  Foley 
keyed  a  defensive  line  that  stopped  the  best  running  game 
in  the  conference  and  harassed  UMass  quarterback 
Andrew  McNeilly. 

UNH  stopped  UMass'  Rene  Ingoglia.  holding  the  All- 
America  candidate  to  73  yards  on  24  carries,  a  week  after 
he  set  the  conference  record  with  313  yards  last  week 
against  Rhode  Island. 

"Our  whole  defense  played  great.  I  feel  great  about  the 
run  defense."  Bowes  said. 

The  UMass  defense  played  just  as  well  as  UNH's.  The 
Wildcats  were  held  to  54  yards  passing,  with  QB  |im 
Stayer  completing  only  five  passes  on  the  day.  Ben  Albert 
and  Brian  Corcoran  led  the  charge,  sacking  Stayer  four 
times. 

"This  was  what  college  football  was  all  about,  two  great 
defenses  slugging  it  out.  its  just  a  battle.  We  just  came  up 
short,"  Corcoran  said 

UMass  opened  the  game  with  an  1 1  -play  drive,  only  to 
begin  the  day  of  missed  opportunities.  Ingoglia  caught  a 
screen  pass  on  the  first  play  from  scrimmage,  rumbling  27 
yards.  Behind  the  running  of  Ingoglia  and  Frank  Alessio. 
the  Minutemen  moved  down  to  the  UNH  12.  only  to  have 
Eric  Okc  miss  a  29  yard  field  goal  attempt. 

At  the  end  of  the  first  quarter.  Breon  Parker  fielded  a 
UNH  punt  at  his  own  24.  and  returned  it  the  UNH  28.  An 
18  yard  run  by  Ingoglia  set  up  a  first-and-goal  situation 
UMass  got  the  ball  dov^  to  the  one  on  three  straight  run- 
ning plays. 

UMass  went  for  il  on  fourth  down,  and  Ingoglia  was 
stopped  and  fumbled  into  the  endzone  for  a  louchback. 
Things  fell  apart  from  there. 

"I  want  the  ball  in  Rene's  hands  in  that  spot,  wc  felt 
like  we  could  punch  it  in."  Hodges  said. 

UNH  was  held  without  a  first  down  for  the  fourth 
straight  series,  giving  the  ball  back  to  UMass.  Two  plays 
laler.  McNeilly  was  sacked  by  Foley  on  his  own  20.  cough- 
ing the  ball  up  as  he  was  dragged  down.  Warren  Armcs 
jumped  on  the  ball  and  suddenly  the  Wildcats  had  excel- 
lent field  position. 


Errors  plague  UM  as  UIMH  wins  14-11 

New  Hampshire  hands  UtAass  their  first  Yankee  Conference  setback  in  battle  of  the  defenses 


NAIMANM««I1N    /CtXllCIAN 


Roger  Kotlar/  and  the  Minuteman  defense  played  well  this  weekend,  but  it  was  not  enough  as  the  Univerjity  of 
Massachusetts  fell  to  New  Hampshire  14-1 1  on  Saturday. 


With  11:18  left  in  the  first  half,  on  the  second  play  of 
the  ensuing  drive.  Stayer  stepped  back  and  found  light 
end  leff  Tamulski  wide  open  in  the  endzonc  for  a  7-0 
lead.  Without  having  so  much  as  a  first  down  until  that 
point.  UNH  had  the  lead. 

Long  runs  of  30  and  1 4  yards  by  Alessio  set  up  another 
Oke  attempt,  midway  through  the  second  quarter.  Oke's 
low  kick  from  22  yards  away  was  blocked  by  UNH's  Wes 
Mills.  This  was  UMass'  third  drive  in.sidc  the  UNH  20 
yard-line  that  resulted  in  no  points. 

'We  have  to  score  inside  the  10.  we're  not  the  type  of 
team  that  can  afford  not  to."  Hodges  said. 


Oke  did  connect  on  a  37  yard  Held  goal  after  a  1 5-yard 
personal  foul  penalty  on  UNfl  gave  the  Minutemen  a  first 
down.  Oke  struggled  all  day.  connecting  on  only  one  of 
four  attempts. 

"The  guys  played  their  hearts  out.  we  deserved  to  win.  I 
had  some  bad  moments  today.  I  have  this  sick  feeling.  I 
don't  know  how  to  explain  to  the  guys,  wc  should  have 
won,"  Oke  said. 

Calvin  loncs  returned  a  UMass  punt  52  yards  for  a 
touchdown  to  start  the  fourth  quarter,  lones  exploded  vir- 


lum  to  NEW  HAMPSHIRC.  page  14 


Hart  blasts  winner 
against  Maine 

With  less  than  two  minutes  remain- 
ing,  Natalie  Hart  blasted  a  penalty  shot 
home  yesterday  to  give  UMass  field 
hockey  a  1  -0  win  (See  Sports,  page  10). 


Fishing  just  isn't 
that  simple 

Anglers  are  the  subject  of  study  for 
a  UMass  scholar  who  is  trying  to 
answer  the  age-old  question:  why  do 
they  do  it?  (See  story  on  page  2.) 


Harper's  blues  ferry 
to  land  in  Noho 

Ben  Harper  will  open  for  Luscious 
lackson  at  the  eagerly  awaited  Oct  1 } 
show  at  Pearl  Street.  (Sec  Arts  & 
Living,  page  5). 


Extended  Forecast 

Skies  will  stay  clear  and  the  wind  will 
let  up  today,  with  temperatures  near- 
ing  60.  Tonight  will  be  a  frosty  JO  and 
Thursday  and  Friday  will  see  continued 
sunshine  and  60-($h  temperatures. 


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The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  21 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Daily  Since  1967 


Wednesday,  October  12,  1994 


Coming  out  rally  overcomes  poor  publicity 


By  Tim  Wh'rte 

Collegian  Staff 


The  Lesbian  Gay  Bisexual  Association  (LBGA) 
of  the  University  of  Massachusetts  fought  poor 
publicity  and  technical  problems  for  their  National 
Coming  Out  Day  rally. 

Marking  the  anniversary  of  the  first  march  in 
Washington  D.C.  in  1987.  the  rally  look  place  at 
noon  on  the  Student  Union  steps  in  front  of  about 
40  people. 

"National  Coming  Out  Day  is  designed  for  peo- 
ple to  come  out  in  as  many  parts  of  their  life  as 
they  can,  whether  that  means  at  work  or  at  home 
v^th  the  family,"  said  Wendy  Darling,  a  sophomore 
anthropology  major. 

The  opening  speaker,  senior  Kelly  Hayes,  spoke 
of  her  exf>eriences  in  the  coming  out  process. 

"I  came  out  when  I  was  18,  my  second  semester 
at  UMass,"  said  Hayes.  "I'd  really  like  to  acknowl- 
edge the  community  that  was  here,  mostly  bisexual 
women.  These  are  my  role  models.  These  are  the 
women  who  were  out.  stayed  out,  got  harassed  and 
beaten  up,  and  still  they  were  there." 

Hayes  then  opened  the  floor  to  the  participants 
of  the  rally,  asking  them  to  share  their  feelings  and 
experiences. 

junior  economics  major  Ali  Davis  told  of  his 
experience  in  coming  out  and  the  difficulties  facing 
a  gay  African-  American. 

"I  have  had  to  deal  with  a  lot  of  crap,"  Davis 
said.  "I  have  had  to  deal  with  racism  in  the  gay 
community  and  homophobia  in  the  Black  commu- 
nity. That's  not  going  to  stop  me." 

junior  journalism  major  Rachel  Tanenhaus, 
spoke  of  how  she  had  not  yet  announced  her  sexual 
orientation  at  last  year's  rally,  but  it  was  her  first 
"out"  experience. 

"I've  come  out  to  my  friends  —  most  stuck 
around,  some  didn't,"  Tanenhaus  said. 

She  said  she  watched  people  at  last  year's  rally 
and  used  them  as  role  mcxlels. 

"Now  I  feel  I  have  to  give  back,"  Tanenhaus 
said.  "Somebody  else  is  out  there,  watching  and 
learning  from  your  example.  The  more  people  that 
are  out,  then  the  more  people  that  can  come  out." 

Asha  Doyon,  a  former  UMass  student,  said  he 
came  to  the  rally  for  the  same  reason. 

"I'm  going  to  Jj^e  visible  and  try  to  be  a  role 

L/M  mrrie  statistics 
suggest  decreases 
in  assaults ,  rapes 

By  HMlher  Redfsm 

Cdltgion  Staff 

Reported  sexual  assaults,  rapes  and  aggravated  assaults 
on  the  University  of  Massachusetts  campus  have 
decreased  significantly  since  1991,  according  to  1995 
crime  report  data. 

The  University's  Division  of  Public  Safety  crime  statis- 
tics show  a  notable  decrease  in  reported  aggravated 
assaults  and  forcible  rapes  from  1991  to  1995. 

Fifteen  cases  of  aggravated  assault  were  reported  to 
University  Police  in  calendar  year  1995.  down  significant- 
ly from  the  64  cases  reported  in  1992  and  59  reported  in 
1991 

Aggravated  assault  is  an  unlawful  attack  by  one  person 
upon  another  when  the  offender  uses  a  weapon  or  dis- 
plays one  in  a  threatening  manner,  or  the  victim  suffers 
obvious  severe  bodily  injury  involving  apparent  broken 
bones,  loss  of  teeth,  possible  internal  injury,  severe  lacera- 
tion or  loss  of  consciousness. 

In  1995,  four  forcible  rapes  and  eight  sexual  assaults 
were  reported,  down  from  1 1  rapes  and  nine  assaults  the 
year  before,  according  to  University  police.  In  1991.  II 
assaults  and  eight  rapes  were  reported. 

Detective  loanne  O'Connor  said  forcible  rape  can  be 
any  form  of  penetration  of  any  orifice  by  any  object 
against  one's  will. 

O'Connor  said  these  rape  statistics  represent  only  the 
rapes  reported  to  University  Police. 

'Often  times,  victims  don't  report  to  the  police  because 
they  don't  feel  safe,"  O'Connor  .said. 

According  to  the  University  statistics,  there  have  been 
no  cases  of  non-forcible  rape  in  the  calendar  years  of 

1991.  1992  or  1995.  Incest  and  statutory  rape  are  placed 
under  the  category  of  non-forcible  rape. 

Larceny  and  theft  reports  have  risen  to  782  in  1995 
from  676  in  1992  and  657  in  1991. 

Larceny/theft  is  the  unlawful  taking  of  property  from 
the  possession  of  another  person. 

"Students  need  to  use  common  sense  and  lock  their 
doors."  said  Detective  Chris  LaFlamme.  "There  is  not  a 
protective  bubble  over  UMass." 

Burglary  has  remained  fairly  constant,  with  255  reported 
cases  in  1995  compared  to  255  in  1991  and  241  in  1992, 

Burglary  is  the  unlawful  entry  into  a  building  or  other 
structure  with  the  intent  to  commit  a  felony  or  theft. 

LaFlamme  said  many  of  these  thefts  are  ordered  by  car 
theft  rings  in  Springfield  and  Holyoke. 

The  stolen  cars  are  often  taken  to  chop  shops  where  the 
cars  are  dismantled  and  their  parts  are  sold,  he  said. 

Liquor-related  arrests  have  sharply  decreased  in  the 
past  three  years,  from  1 1 2  in  1991  to  66  in  1992  and  just 
47  in  1995. 

One  hundred  and  twelve  cases  of  liquor-related  arrests 
were  recorded  in  1991.  66  in  1992  and  47  in  1995 

Only  one  robbery  was  reported  last  year.  Two  were 
reported  the  year  before.  Robbery  is  taking  or  attempting 
to  take  anything  of  value  under  confrontational  circum 
stances  by  force  or  the  threat  of  force 

Motor  vehicle  theft  has  also  remained  fairly  steady,  with 
22  stolen  vehicles  reported  in  1995. 

Eighteen  drug-related  arrests  were  made  in  1995.  In 

1992.  10  arrests  were  made  on  drug  charges,  and  1 5  were 
made  in  1991 .  Four  weapon  related  arrests  were  made  in 
1995,  5  in  1992  and  4  in  1991  No  murders  have  been 
re«>rdeid  at  the  University  since  1991 


KSSICA  T*Vlll^M  /  COILICIAN 

Listeners  showed  their  support  yesterday  on  the  Student  Union  steps  as  Kelly  Hayes  shared  her 
experience  coming  out  at  the  age  of  1 8. 


model,"  Doyon  said.  "Knowing  people  who  are  out 
really  helps." 

The  outlook  tor  the  rally  was  not  good  at  first, 
with  only  a  handful  of  people  on  the  Student 
Union  step  when  the  speaking  began.  Davis  said 
he  doubted  the  rally  would  ever  get  off  the 
ground. 

Hayes  said  she  felt  it  was  due  to  a  lack  of  adver- 
tising. 

"There  has  been  a  shift  in  leadership,"  Hayes 
said.  "We're  not  as  well  organized." 

After  t]ic.  rally.  Davis  said  his  outlook  changed 


because  of  the  strength  of  the  community. 

"Even  the  crowd  was  not  as  big  as  we  would 
have  liked  it  to  be,  and  we  had  some  adversity," 
Davis  said.  "We  managed  to  make  something  ver> 
positive  out  of  a  situation  that  was  going  downhill 
quickly." 

Paul  Entis,  an  advisor  to  the  LBGA,  said  he  felt 
events  like  this  are  great  not  just  for  those  coming 
out  but  for  people  who  have  already  done  so. 

"It's  a  wonderful  thing  to  be  able  to  celebrate 
who  we  are,*  Emit  said.  "It's  about  affirming  an 
identity  that  is  km  well  received  " 


Clinton  wary,  hopeful 
over  Iraqi  troop  retreat 


By  Terence  Hunt 

Ajxxiated  Press 


WASHINGTON  —  Carefully 
watching  an  Iraqi  troop  pullback, 
the  United  States  on  Tuesday  sug- 
gested imposing  a  wide  off-limits 
zone  on  Saddam  Hussein's  furccs 
near  Kuwait's  border.  The  admin- 
istration said  Baghdad  must  'stop 
being  the  bully 


in  the  neighbor- 
hood." 

Five       days 
after  the  crisis      ^^___^^__ 
began,  the 

Pentagon  said  some  Iraqi  units 
had  moved  away  from  their  com- 
bat positions  towaid  rail  .stations 
for  loading  onto  trains. 

"There's  fairly  broad  movement" 
among  the  80,000  Iraqis  as.scmblcd 
at  the  Kuwaiti  border.  Gen.  John 
Shalikashvili  said  at  the  Pentagon. 

President  Clinton  was  cautious- 
ly optimistic  that  Iraq  was  pulling 
back  from  the  brink  of  a  military 
showdown. 

"I'm  hopeful,"  Clinton  said. 
"It's  a  little  early  to  reach  a  final 
conclusion.  We're  watching  it  very 
closely."  Despite  signs  of  a  pull- 
back,  Shalikashvili  said  that  "con- 
siderable units"  of  Iraqi  forces 
were  still  In  place  near  Kuwait  and 
that  it  was  uncertain  how  far  back 
the  retreating  troops  were  moving. 

"I'm  not  at  all  prepared  to  say 
the  crisis  is  over  in  any  way,"  said 
Shalikashvili,  chairman  of  the 
loint  Chiefs  of  Staff  With 
Election  Day  four  weeks  away,  the 
president  was  campaigning  in 
Michigan  for  Democrats. 


See  related  story, 
page  3. 


Clinton's  actions  won  bipartisan 
praise  Irom  members  ot  the 
Senate  Intelligence  Committee, 
who  were  briefed  by  Pentagon  and 
CIA  officials. 

"The  president  is  right  by  not 
relenting  at  all  and  deploying 
more  forces,"  said  Sen.  Dennis 
DcConcini,  D-Ariz.,  the  commit- 
tee chaimian.  "Any  movement  of 
(Iraqi)    troops 
(here  is  certainly 
not  convincing." 
Sen.        lohn 
__________       Warner,  R-Va., 

""""'"""""  the  committee 
vice  chairman,  called  Clinton's 
actions  "timely  and  very  prudent." 

American  forces  continued  to 
rush  to  the  Persian  Gulf,  with 
19,oa)  troops  in  place  and  44,500 
more  in  various  stages  of  deploy- 
ment. An  additional  156,000 
troops  were  on  alert  but  had  not 
received  orders  to  move. 

Despite  the  promised  pullback, 
the  United  States  and  its  allies 
appeared  determined  to  prevent 
Saddam  from  triggering  another 
crisis  al  will. 

One  idea  being  discussed  with 
allies  called  for  the  U.N.  Security 
Council  to  declare  a  wide  off-lim- 
its zone  for  Saddam  Hussein's 
forces  in  southern  Iraq  near  the 
Kuwait  border. 

"There's  a  no-fly  zone  now  (in 
southern  Iraq)  but  we  arc  looking 
al  ways  to  kind  of  move  ihcm 
back  and  make  sure  that  they  stay 
behind  a  certain  area  so  that  we 
arc  not  faced  with  this  kind  of 
thing  again,"  said  U.S.  ambas- 
sador Madeleine  Albright. 


New  boiler  forces  construction  of  smokestack  near  Annd9* 


By  Jessica  Tavtma 

Cdlegian  Staff 


A  new  smokestack  is  to  be  built  across  from  the 
TextbcKjk  Annex,  causing  a  two-week  detour  along  the 
road  to  the  campus  parking  garage.  The  slack  is  intended 
to  eliminate  excess  condensation  coming  from  a  new  boil- 
er at  the  Physical  Plant. 

The  newer  buildings  require  more  sieam  than  the 
University  has  the  capacity  to  hold  The  new  boiler  and 
stack  are  necessary  to  make  it  through  the  winter,  accord- 
ing to  Patrick  S  Daly,  director  of  operations  at  the 
Physical  Plant. 

With  construction  of  the  new  stack  and  repairs  on  one 
of  the  older  ones,  there  will  be  a  total  of  three  functioning 
smoke  slacks  on  campus,  Daly  said 

The  detour  will  take  effect  Oct.  24  and  may  run  up  to  a 
maximum  of  two  weeks.  Daly  said. 

The  police  will  detour  traffic  needing  to  access  the 
garage  down  a  one-way  street.  The  street  goes  by 
Holdsworth  and  passes  Chenowelh  and  Flint  laboratories 
before  coming  to  the  entrance  of  the  campus  garage,  he 
said. 

The  repairs  on  the  older  stack  will  temporarily  eliminate 
use  of  coal-fired  boilers,  which  represent  50  percent  of 
the  steam  generating  capacity  al  UMass,  the  University 
News  Office  said. 

"The  University  sends  the  steam  through  pipes  to  heal 
all  the  buildings  on  campus  and  the  hoi  water."  Daly  said. 
"We  need  more  steam  for  the  Mullins  Center  and  the  new 
polymer  center." 

On  the  coldest  day,  the  Silvio  O    Conte  Polymer 


rum  to  SMOKESTACK,  page  3 


NUTHDN  MUTIN  I  (OIIILIAM 

A  construction  vi^orVer  tightens  nuts  on  the  steel  footings  for  the  new  imokeslack  under  construction  near  the 
Textbook  Annex. 


Marrow  drives  staged  to  save  area  girl 

12^ear-old  Southampton  resident  could  reap  benefits  of  drives 

teins  the  cells  responsible  for  the 


By  Andrew  Ferguson 

Collagian  Staff 


Four  Red  Crc>ss  bone  marrow  dri- 
ves throughout  the  month  could  save 
the  life  of  12-year-old  Stephanie 
Phakus       and       •^^^^——^•^ 


A  bone  marrow  tram- 
plant  is  her  only  hope  of 
being  cured,  according  to 
a  Red  Cross  representative. 


thousands  like 
her  who  are 
hauling  blood 
diseases. 

Phakus,  a 
Southampton 
resident,  is  suffering  from  aplastic 
anemia,  a  disease  where  bone  mar- 
row fails  to  produce  blood  cells  A 
bone  marrow  transplant  is  her  only 
hope  of  being  cured,  according  to 
Lisa  Amicone,  a  reprcseniative  of  ihe 
Red  Cross. 

Phakus  was  diagnosed  in  August 
and  has  been  in  the  hospital  since 
that  time 

Approximately  50  percent  uf  peo- 
ple needing  transplants  have  a  family 
member  with  matching  marrow  The 
rest,  like  Phakus.  rely  on  a  nation- 
wide donor  program . 

Amicone  said  (here  are  thousands 
of  people  searching  for  matches  and 
new  potential  donors  are  always  need- 
ed 

"It  takes  less  than  1 5  minutes  and 


could  potentially  save  a  life."  she  said. 
The  National  Marrow  Donor 
Program  (NMDP)  is  a  congressional- 
ly  sanctioned  non-profit  network 
ihr(.)ughout  the  United  Slates  and  15 
other  countries  to  help  patients  with 
^^— — —  leukemia  and  other 
blood  diseases  find 
matching  bone  mar- 
row donors. 

The  NMDP  was 
established  in  1986 
with  a  grant  from 
the  Office  of  Naval  Research  In 
1987.  two  successful  transplants  were 
completed  So  far  this  year  alone 
there  have  been  more  than  2,600. 

The  program  also  conducts 
research  on  the  effectiveness  of  trans- 
plants. There  are  currently  more  than 
1.5  million  volunteers  registered  on 
the  network. 

A  potential  donor  gives  a  small 
blood  sample  thai  is  analyzed  and 
entered  into  the  national  registry  In 
ihe  event  of  a  match,  the  marrow 
could  be  extracted  and  would  replen 
ish  itself  within  a  matter  of  weeks. 

The  chances  of  two  unrelated  peo- 
ple matching  varies  from  one  in  100 
to  over  one  in  one  million.  The  level 
of  match  must  be  closer  than  organ 
transplants,  since  (he  marrow  con- 


immunc  system. 

The  success  rate  of  (he  (ransplan( 
depends  on  (he  exac(  disease,  (he 
s(age  of  (he  disease  and  (he  individ- 
ual. The  survival  ra(e  is  bc(ween  50 
and  60  percen(  for  diseases  (hat 
would  be  fatal  without  the  transplant. 

There  are,  on  average,  2,000  peo- 
ple scanning  (he  regi5(ry  for  a  ma(ch 
a(  all  limes.  Over  75  percent  of  those 
searching  the  registry  have  some 
form  of  leukemia,  bu(  people  like 
Phakus  who  suffer  from  olher  dis 
eases  bcnefil  as  well. 

The  registry  is  always  in  need  of 
people  willing  to  doruile  marrow,  and 
the  tesdng  cen(crs  are  actively  trying 
to  increase  the  number  non-white 
donors,  as  people  are  much  more 
likely  to  find  effective  matches  within 
their  own  racial  or  ethnic  group. 

Two  drives  will  be  held  in  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  Campus 
Center  from  9  a.m.  (o  4  p.m  The 
firs(  will  be  tomorrow  in  room  1 74, 
and  (he  second  will  be  held  Oct  29 
in  room  168. 

Two  other  area  drives  are  schcd 
uled    Oc(.     15    a(    (he    Inn    in 
Northamp(on  and  Oc(.  29  a(  (he  Red 
Baske(  in  Sou(hamp(on.  Bo(h  drives 
will  be  held  from  9  a.m.  (o  4  p.m. 


Informational  fair 
targets  UM  stvuknts 
planning  to  go  abroad 


By  Justin  DoyW 

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If  you're  planning  a  (rip  (o  Ireland  or  even  Itaiy  in 
the  next  year,  you  have  an  opportunity  (o  Ulk  (o 
somebody  who  has  been  there. 

The  International  Programs  at  (he  Unlver«i(y  of 
Mass8chu<e((s  is  holding  the  I5ih  annual  Study 
Abroad  Fair  The  fair  fctlurcs  Information  UWes  on 
the  Campus  Center  concourse  today  Irom  9  a.m.  to 
3  p.m. 

The  Study  Abroad  Program,  which  i(  ■  part  of 
International  Programs,  will  have  eight  information 
Ubies  across  from  (he  Bluewall.  accoKling  (o  JoAnn 
R.  Bemhard,  who  is  charge  of  general  advising  for 
the  S(udy  Abroad  Pnigram 

•We  hold  (he  Study  Abroad  Fair  (o  help  students 
be  more  aware  of  what  study  abroad  progmms  are 
available  a(  UMass,  give  s(udcn(j  informa(ion  about 
the  different  programs,  and  to  gain  interest.* 
Bemhard  said. 

The  tables  will  offer  an  assortment  of  infonna 
tJonal  brochures,  pamphlets  and  fiiers  about  (he 
Study  Abroad  Program,  as  well  as  video  tapes  about 
the  different  countries  students  can  visit. 

"There  will  be  tables  with  informaticm  about  (he 
Study  Abroad  Prv>gram  and  material  on  the  different 
countries  it  offers  a  chance  to  go  to,"  Bemhard  said. 


Tom  to  FAIR,  p09»  2 


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Wednesday  Ticker 


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Dow  Jones  Industrial  Average 
Standard  &  Poor's  500 
Nasdaq  Composite  Index 
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Close     Change 


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Market  Reports 


InflaHon  fears  end 
as  stock  prices  rise 

NEW  YORK  (AP)  —  Stocks  rose 
sharply  for  a  third  session  today 
helped  by  some  good  news 
about  corporate  earnings  and  a 
bond  market  rally. 

Motorola,  Chrysler  and  Pepsico 
posted  stronger  than  expected 
third-quarter  profits,  leaving 
investors  optimistic  about  the 
entire  earnings  reporting  season 
and  the  economy. 

Chrysler  said  profits  were 
$1.76  a  share  vs  $1.13  in  the 
same  three  months;  Motorola 
profits,  released  after  the  close  of 
trading  on  Monday,  were  65 
cents  a  share  vs.  44  cents  in  the 
third  three  months  of  last  year; 
and  Pepsico  earnings  were  68 
cents  a  share  vs.  56  cents  last 
year. 

A  rally  in  bond  prices,  fueled 
by  receding  Inflation  fears,  also 
helped  stocks.  When  bond  pnces 
rise  credit  market  interest  rates 
fall.  That  makes  shares  more 
attractive  and  cuts  the  cost  of 
money  to  companies. 

Sentiment  in  the  market  was 
also  positive  following  Friday's 
strong  but  not  inflationary 
September  employment  report. 
That  put  aside  fears  of  growing 
cost-of-living  and  an  immediate 
rise  in  interest  rates. 

Dollar  ends  mixed; 
gold  price  falls 

NEW  YORK  (AP)  —  The  dollar 
ended  mixed  against  key  curren- 
cies Tuesday,  as  strength  from 
rallies  in  U.S.  financial  markets 
failed  to  offset  the  effects  of  a 
surging  German  mark  and  the 
receding  threat  of  a  Persian  Gulf 
conflict. 

The  mark  rose  against  most 
currencies  on  growing  sentiment 
that  German  Chancellor  Helmut 
Kohl's  center-right  coalition  will 
prevail  in  Sunday's  federal  elec- 
tion. Uncertainty  over  Kohl's 
prospects  had  driven  the  German 
currency  broadly  lower  in  recent 
weeks. 

Cold  prices  retreated.  On  New 


Compiled  by  Andrew  Ferguson 


York's  Commodity  Exchange, 
gold  for  current  delivery  fell 
$3.10  to  settle  at  $387.60  per 
troy  ounce.  Republic  National 
Bank  quoted  the  metal  at 
$387.50,  off  $3.10,  at  4  p.m. 
EOT. 

Currency  dealings  were  slug- 
gish in  U.S.  trading,  with  no  mar- 
ket-moving news  or  fresh  eco- 
nomic data  to  guide  money  deal- 
ers. 

The  dollar  drew  some  support 
from  gains  in  bond  and  stock 
prices.  The  Treasury  market  ral- 
lied as  investors  grew  convinced 
that  the  current  pace  of  econom- 
ic growth  is  not  inflationary, 
which  means  the  Federal  Reserve 
probably  won't  raise  interest 
rates  in  the  near  term. 

Trade  report  sends 
crop  prices  rising 

CHICAGO  (AP)  -  Grain  and 
soybean  futures  prices  rose 
Tuesday  on  the  Chicago  Board  of 
Trad^  in  quiet  trading  ahead  of  a 
government  crop  report. 

The  Agriculture  Department 
will  revise  its  1994  U.S.  grain  and 
soybean  production  estimates  in 
the  report,  to  be  released  early 
Wednesday  before  the  grain  mar- 
kets open. 

Analysts  expect  the  USDA  to 
increase  its  September  produc- 
tion estimates  of  9.3  billion 
bushels  of  corn  and  2.3  billion 
bushels  of  soybeans. 

They  also  expect  a  downward 
revision  in  the  USDA's  forecast 
for  May  31,  1995,  U.S.  wheat 
stocks  due  to  increased  export 
demand  for  U.S.  wheat. 

The  modest  gains  Tuesday  in 
the  com  and  soybean  pits  mainly 
reflected  an  adjustment  of  the 
speculative  positions  held  by 
traders  who  sold  corn  and  soy- 
bean futures  in  recent  weeks. 

Wheat  for  Decemtter  delivery 
rose  3  1/4  cents  to  $4.16  1/4  a 
bushel;  December  corn  was 
unchanged  at  $2.13  3/4  a 
bushel;  December  oats  rose  1  1  /4 
cents  to  $1.30  1/4  a  bushel; 
November  soybeans  rose  2  1/2 
cents  to  $5.32  1/4  a  bushel. 


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Wednesday,  Oct.  12 

Meeting  —  Children  and  grandchil- 
dren of  Holocaust  survivors,  share 
stories,  541  Station  Road,  Amhcrsl.  7 
p  m.  Infomiation:  253-215^. 

Meeting  —  UMass  College  Bowl 
Team,  8:30  p.m..  Cape  Cod  Lounge. 
Student  Union.  Information: 
54b-26l4. 

Another  meeting  —  Debate  Union. 
6  p.m.,  E^st  Maehmer  lobby. 

Meeting  —  Alana  Christian 
Alliance  Gospel  Choir,  7  p.m.. 
Campus  Center.  Information: 
546-3215. 

Speaker  —  "Clinton  and  Europe:  A 
View  From  Brussels,"  Therese 
Raphael,  deputy  editor  of  the  Wall 
Street  /ournal  Europe.  1 :25  p.m..  204 
Tobin  Hall.  UMass. 

Fair  —  Study  Abroad  Fair,  Campus 
Center  Concourse,  UMass,  10  a.m.  to 
3  p.m. 

Special  Event  —  Onawumi  jean 
Moss,  101  New  Africa  House. 
UMass,  7  p.m. 

Film  —  Ivan  The  Terrible,  Part  1, 
202  Dwighl  Hall,  MHC,  7:15  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Gay.  Lesbian  and 
Bisexual  Studies  Lecture  Series: 


"Coming  to  Light:  Doing  Gay  and 
Lesbian  History,"  Campus  Center 
room  904.  UMass.  noon  to  1:50 
p.m. 

Meeting  —  Lesbian  Bisexual 
Woman's  Union.  LBGA  office.  4I3B 
Student  Union.  UMass.  7  p.m.  to  9 
p.m. 

Thursday,  Oct.  13 

Lecture  —  Professor  |ohn   H 
Bracey  jr.,  "African  Americans  and 
Higher  Learning  in  America,"  4  p.m.. 
Memorial  Hall.  Memorial  Lounge, 
UMass.  free. 

Fair  —  Career  Opportunities. 
Undergraduate  Business  Club's 
Career  Day.  contact  School  of 
Management  office  at  UMass  for 
more  information. 

Seminar  —  Chemistry  seminar, 
"Immunosuppressive  Boronic  Acid 
Dipcptides,"  Ledcrle  Graduate 
Research  Tower  room  1634.  UMa.ss, 
ll:15p.m. 

Film  —  Fantastic  Cinema: 
Legends,  Myths,  Adventures.  Herter 
Hall  room  227.  UMass,  7:30  p.m.. 
free. 

Music  —  University  |azz  Ensemble 


and  Chapel  la//  l-nscmbli.'.  Bowkcr 
auditorium.      UMsns.      >>      p  ni 
Information:  545-251  I. 

Meeting  —  Bisexual  Rap  Group. 
4lh  Hoor  lounge  of  Mar>'  Lyon  House 
in  Norlheasl.  UMass.  7:30  p.m.  lo  9 
p.m. 

Friday.  Oct.  14 

Lecture  —  Tim  Miller  will  be 
speaking.  Bowkcr  auditorium.  8 
p. 111. 

Lecture  —  Visiting  Lecturer  Series 
in  Geology,  Morrill  Science  Center 
room  151.  UMass,  5: 50  p. ill.  free. 

Theater  —  Coatlicue  Las  Colorado 
present  Open  Wounds  on  TIalteucllli, 
Hampden  Theater.  UMass,  8  p.m. 
Tickets:  545-2511. 

lust  for  fun  —  Contra  dance  with 
George  Marshall  and  Wild 
.Asparagus.  Dining  Commons, 
Holyoke  College.  8  p.m.  lo  1 1  p.m. 

Saturday,  Oct.  1 5 

Benefit  —  The  annual  Amherst  fall 
foliage  walk.  I  I  a.m.  to  I  p.m..  Mill 
River  Conservation  Area  in  North 
Amherst.  Information:  665-0447. 

MassPIRG  —  Hosting  sireamwalk 


lo  survey  ihe  water  and  clean  waste 
in  Pullers  Pond  in  North  Amhersl,  | 
p.m..  meet  at  MassPIRG  office.  425B 
Student  Union,  UMass. 

Performance  —  Tim  Miller.  "My 
Queer  Body,"  Bowker  auditorium 
UMass.  Tickets:  545-2511. 

Special  eient  —  WFCR's  Vintage 
Vinyl.  Amherst  Town  Common,  10 
a.m.  to  5  p.m. 

Theater—  National  Marionnelie  in 
Concert.  Amphitheater.  MHC.  Show 
limes:  10:45  a.m.,  noon  and  1:15 
p.m.,  $3. 

Music  —  "A  Celebration  by 
Friends:  Clavichord  Inaugural  Recital 
in  Memory  of  Ruth  Mortimer  '55," 
Sage  Recital  Hall.  Sage  Hall,  Smith 
College,  free.  5  p.m. 

Film  —  Out  of  Africa.  Gamble 
Auditorium.  MHC.  7  p.m.  and  10 
p.m..  $2.50. 

Music  —  The  Klezmatics,  present- 
ed by  WFCR  and  the  YiddishAVorld 
Music  ensemble.  Academy  of  Music, 
Northampton,  8  p.m.  Information- 
545-0100. 

Theater  —  They  Do  It  With 
Mirrors.  Chapin  Auditorium.  MHC,  8 
p.m.,  $5. 


UMass  professor  analyzes  motives  behind  angling 


By  Christopher  Hass«lt 

Collegian  Sloff 

A  day  of  fishing  seems  to  be  a  pretty  simple 
thing.  You  throw  your  rod  and  tackle  in  the  car,  go 
someplace  with  water,  get  in  a  boat  or  cast  from 
shore,  catch  fish,  and  then  go  home.  Not  according 
to  David  Loomis. 

Loomis,  an  assistant  professor  of  forestry  and 
wildlife  management  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts,  studies,  among  other  things,  why 
people  fish.  He  says  this  type  of  information  is 
essential  lo  managing  fishery  resources. 

Loomis  studies  the  human  dimension  of  fisheries 
and  wildlife.  "I  do  not  do  biology,"  he  stresses. 

"I  study  anglers.  When  you  look  at  why  people 
fish,  to  catch  fish,  you  begin  to  realize  that  catching 
fish  is  less  important  than  other  reasons."  he  said. 

"Those  other  reasons  can  be  to  catch  big  fish,  to 


catch  a  lot  of  fish,  to  catch  certain  types  of  fish,  to 
be  outdoors,  to  be  with  people,  lo  be  alone:  people 
fish  for  any  number  of  reasons." 

Diversity  among  anglers  must  be  accommodated, 
Loomis  said.  "What  is  important  to  realize  and 
understand  is  that  'average  angler'  does  not  exist, 
and  as  a  result,  we  cannot  manage  for  the  average 
angling  experience. 

"It  would  be  like  giving  everyone  one  type  of 
shoe,  one  color,  one  style.  We  know  that  isn't  the 
case." 

It's  important  for  resource  managers  to  examine 
these  differences  so  as  lo  meet  the  needs  of  all 
anglers,  he  explained. 

"Sport  fishing  is  a  multi-million  dollar  industry." 
Loomis  said.  According  to  the  1991  National 
Survey  of  Fishing,  Hunting,  and  Wildlife 
Associated  Recreation,  the  number  of  fishermen 
nationwide  in  1990  is  somewhere  around  35.6  mil- 


lion. They  fished  a  total  of  51 1  million  days  and 
spent  $24  billion  that  year.  Massachusetts  fisher- 
men spent  $454  million  last  year  alone. 

"There's  a  level  of  satisfaction  being  sought,  and 
a  key  questi'on  for  managers  is  are  anglers  being 
provided  with  what  they  want,"  Loomis  said.  "If 
they  aren't,  they  may  well  do  their  fishing  else- 
where, and  take  their  spending  with  them." 

Loomis  also  mentions  that  much  of  the  support 
for  the  management  of  fisheries  does  not  come 
from  taxpayer  dollars,  but  from  Ihe  anglers  them- 
selves through  license  fees,  excise  taxes  on  equip- 
ment and  fuel,  and  various  other  fees  and  charges. 
This  strengthens  the  need  for  resource  managers  to 
pay  attention  to  what  anglers  want. 

Loomis  is  a  fisherman  himself,  but  he  regrets  he 
doesn't  have  much  time  for  the  sport. 

As  for  Ihe  appeal  of  fishing:  "There's  just  some- 
thing about  fishing  that  even  I  can't  understand." 


fair 


continued  from  page  1 

"Staff  from  International  Programs 
and  returning  students  who  have 
gone  on  the  Study  Abroad  Programs 
will  be  there  lo  talk  about  the  pro- 
gram including  their  experiences 
studying  and  living  in  other  coun- 
tries," Bemhard  said. 

The  tables  will  be  broken  up  by 
Ihe  different  countries  the  program 
offers  students  to  visit,  with  three  to 
four  students  to  a  table,  said 
Bemhard. 

The    places    which    the    Study 


Abroad  Program  reaches  include 
Africa.  Australia.  Bulgaria.  Canada. 
China,  Denmark.  Egypt.  France, 
Germany,  Hungary,  India,  Ireland. 
Israel,  Italy,  japan,  Latin  America, 
the  Netherlands,  Poland.  Russia, 
Spain,  Switzerland,  Taiwan  and  the 
United  Kingdom. 

The  International  Program  has  had 
success  with  the  Study  Abroad  Fair, 
which  is  in  its  1 5lh  year,  according  lo 
Bemhard.  The  fair  helps  attract 
approximately  800  students  to  the 


Study  Abroad  Programs. 

Bemhard  encourages  students  to 
stop  at  one  of  the  table  or  at  the 
International  Program  Office  in 
Goodell  Building  for  more  informa- 
tion about  the  programs  available. 

Students  interested  in  the  Study 
Abroad  Program  or  other  related  pro- 
grams can  get  more  information  by 
visiting  Ihe  office  and  talking  first  to 
a  peer  advisor  and  then  any  one  of 
the  10  advisors  working  there,  said 
Bemhard. 


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New  smokestack  will  create  a  two-week  detour 
for  traffic  around  Campus  Center  parking  garage 


Pollution  prevention  discussed 

Lecturer  addresses  new  approach  to  environmental  problems 


By  Matthew  Pottinger 

Collegion  CorreipondonI 


"Relative  risk  is  a  way  to  try  to 
help  establish  priorities  in  environ- 
menial  legislation."  argued  an  envi- 
ronmenial  engineer  who  spoke  last 
week  on  a  new  approach  lo  solving 
environmental  problems. 

Dr.  Raymond  C.  Loehr,  who 
recently  chaired  ihe  Environmental 
Protection  Agency's  science  advisory 
board,  called  the  approach  "Risk 
Evaluation"  —  a  system  of  establish- 
ing priority  to  cases  in  order  to  more 
effectively  protect  the  environment. 

In  a  lecture  hosted  by  the 
Depariment  of  Civil  and 
Environmental  Engineering  last 
week.  Loehr  said  his  experience  as  an 
advisor  on  the  science  advisory  board 


has  given  him  a  better  perspective  on 
the  public  policy  side  of  environiiicn- 
lal  protection,  thereby  crysiallizing 
his  views  on  belter  ways  to  carry  out 
protection. 

Loehr  claimed  that  current  'com- 
mand-and-control"  environmental 
legislation  focuses  on  only  one  case  at 
a  time,  thereby  limiting  consideration 
of  cross-media  concerns. 
Furthermore,  he  said,  the  amount  of 
lime  needed  to  conduct  studies  on 
every  proposed  regulation  slows 
down  the  whole  regulatory  process. 

Instead,  he  maintains  that  risk 
assessment  should  be  "a  scientific 
tool  that  is  used  to  help  identify  prob- 
lems, set  priorities,  compare  el'fec- 
liveness  of  alternatives,  communicate 
to  the  public  and  set  research  direc- 
tions." 


loehr  went  on  to  comment  on  the 
progress  engineers  have  made  in 
environmental  protection  over  the 
last  quarter  century.  In  particular,  he 
noted  a  substantial  drop  in  emissions 
pollutants  and  a  large  drop  in  fish 
kills  attributed  lo  water  pollution. 

"We've  made  considerable 
progress  and  at  the  same  time  we've 
had  considerable  population  growth, 
and  we've  had  new  industries  come 
in."  he  said,  contending  that  regula- 
tions protecting  the  environment 
have  not  hindered  economic  growth 
in  America. 

In  outlining  other  strategies  to  pro- 
tect Ihe  environment,  Loehr  said, 
"pollution  prexention  should  be  the 
first  approach  for  environmental  pro- 
tection instead  of  primarily 
end-of-pipc  treatment  approaches.' 


U.S.  troops  take  over  Haitian  palace 


By  Anita  Snow 

Aisocialed  Presj 


NATHAN  MARTIN  /  COLIKIAN 

Construction  worker  Tom  McCrory  signals  as  Louis  St.  Pierre  shovels  sand  into  a  cement  mixer  to  make  mortar. 


continued  fronn  page  1 

Research  Center  requires  40,000  pounds  of  steam  and  the 
Mullins  requires  1 5.000  pounds.  That  adds  up  to  65.000 
pounds  of  steam  the  UnivLisity  needs  to  supply,  Daly  said. 

The  power  plant  has  the  capacity  to  hold  560.000 
pounds.  On  the  coldest  day  of  last  winter,  the  campus 
required  317.000  pounds  of  steam  an  hour,  reaching  the 
capacity  of  the  plant,  Daly  said. 

"We  need  six  boilers  so  that  we  can  have  five  boilers 
running  at  one  lime,  and  still  have  one  in  reserve,'  Daly 
said. 

Coal  and  oil  burners  are  used  to  produce  the  steam, 
according  to  Dave  Kmelius.  a  drafter  for  BG  Mechanical 
Contractors. 

Once  the  steam  leaves  the  plant  and  gels  distributed,  it 
turns  into  water  and  is  transported  back  to  the  plant,  Daly 
.said.  Approximately  10  to  15  percent  of  the  steam  gets 
lost  in  leaks  along  the  way. 

A  $1.8  million  project  was  put  together  last  July  to 
build  a  new  high-pressure  steam  line  from  the  Power 
Plant  to  the  polymer  center  and  Lederle  Graduate 
Research  Tower,  the  news  office  said.  The  new  pipeline 
will  supply  these  buildings  with  the  sieam  they  need  and 
may  also  provide  additional  steam  capacity  for  other 
buildings  in  the  area. 

A  large  rectangular  hole  has  been  dug  to  fit  the  founda- 
tion of  the  new  stack  A  crane  will  be  used  to  drop  the 
90-foot  sections  into  the  plane.  Daly  said.  The  top  20  feel 
of  the  older  stack  will  be  rebuilt  by  Oct.  3 1 . 

"There  needs  to  be  a  detour,  or  it  could  be  dangerous." 
Detective  Lieutenant  Mike  Grabiec  said.  "Because  it's  so 
tall,  if  anybody  ever  dropped  anything  and  it  hit  someone, 
it  could  kill  them." 


PORT-AU-PRINCE,  Haiti  —  Hundreds  of  U.S.  troops 
took  over  the  National  Palace  on  Tuesday,  sweeping 
away  the  last  vestiges  of  Haiti's  military-backed  admin- 
isiraiion  before  President  lean-Bertrand  Aristide's 
return. 

About  500  American  soldiers  entered  the  sprawling 
white  building  and  other  ministries,  escorting  out  employ- 
ees of  the  government  set  up  by  Ihe  military  leaders  who 
overthrew  Aristide  in  1 99 1 . 

"This  is  to  facilitate  an  orderly  transition  of  power," 
Army  l.t.  Col.  Ed  Sullivan  said.  "No  members  of  the  past 
govemmeni  will  be  allowed  back  in." 

Aristide's  Cabinet  ministers  fired  all  employees  hired 
under  a  civilian  figurehead  govemmeni  installed  in  May 
by  military  strongman  Raoul  Cedras,  who  resigned 
Monday. 

Several  hundred  Aristide  supporters  crowded  outside 
the  gales  of  ihe  palace  grew  agitated  when  they  saw  public 
hospital  director  Georges  Dubuche  trying  to  leave  in  a 
govemmeni  car. 

Shouting  at  him  to  slop,  they  .surrounded  Ihe  car  and  lei 
the  air  out  of  its  tires.  Soldiers  escorted  Dubuche  lo  a  pri- 
vate car  and  he  drove  away  unharmed. 

One  Aristide  backer,  Hilaire  Georges,  tried  to  calm  the 
crowd.  "From  now  on,  we  the  people  are  responsible  for 


the  country."  he  said.  "I  don't  agree  with  people  who  try 
to  destroy,  preventing  the  country  from  going  forward." 

At  dusk,  about  2,000  joyful  people  paraded  outside  the 
National  Palace. 

Aristide's  ministers  were  to  return  to  their  offices 
Wednesday,  U.S.  soldiers  on  the  .scene  said. 

"We  can  now  roll  up  our  sleeves  and  begin  to  rebuild 
democracy  in  the  spirit  of  reconciliation,"  Aristide's 
commerce  minister,  Louis  Dejoie  II,  said  in  an  inter- 
view. 

The  government  of  Robert  Malval.  Aristide's  prime 
minister,  announced  Tuesday  it  would  lake  over  the  gov- 
ernment ministry  offices,  and  the  American  soldiers 
arrived  in  the  afternoon  to  help. 

In  a  statement  read  by  Malval's  spokesman.  Emile 
lean-Baptisle.  the  government  expressed  "serious  reserva- 
tions concerning  the  management  of  public  funds"  and 
indicated  mililary-backcd  officials  would  be  subjected  lo 
audits. 

"The  government  has  decided  lo  lake  control  of  the 
ministries,  occupied  until  now  by  the  usurpers  of  May 
1 1 ."  the  Malval  statement  read,  referring  lo  the  dale  the 
military-designated  Provisional  President  Emile  lonassaini 
was  installed. 

The  Malval  government  also  announced  a  commemora- 
tive Mass  on  Friday  lor  its  lomier  justice  minister,  Guy 
Malary,  who  was  gunned  down  one  year  earlier  on  Oct. 
14.  1943. 


Iraqis  have  'blown  credibility'  with  U.N. 


By  Louis  Meixler 

Associated  Press 


NATHAN  MAHTIN  /  COilK-lAN  « 


Mortar  travels  to  the  top  of  an  existing  smoke  stack 
undergoing  repairs  in  preparation  for  winter  and 
increased  demand  for  steam  on  campus. 


UNITED  NATIONS  -  Saddam 
Hussein's  saber  rattling  appears  to 
have  cemerued  support  in  ihe 
Security  Council  for  delaying  any  talk 
of  easing  the  crushing  U.N.  sanctions 
against  Iraq. 

"The  Iraqis,  frankly,  have  blown  it 
big-time  up  here  because  they  were 
trying  lo  persuade  people  that  they 
were  living  up  to  their  sanctions  reso- 
lutions," U.S.  Ambassador  Madeleine 
Albright  said  Tuesday  on  CBS.  "That 
requires  credibility,  and  they  have 
blown  their  credibility." 

The  Council  began  circulating  a 


long-awaited  report  Monday  night 
thai  said  Iraq  was  cooperating  with 
U.N.  weapons  monitors  and  that  a 
complex  system  lo  monitor  any 
allempis  lo  reacquire  weapons  of 
mass  destruction  was  functioning. 

'The  report  is  fundamentally  posi 
live,"  said  Rolf  Ekeus,  chairman  of 
the  U.N.  special  commission  that  pre- 
pared the  document.  "We  had  a  very 
good  chance  of  a  lifting  or  easing  (of 
sanctions)  within  six  months  I  fell 
we  had  something  coining  together." 
But  he  said  thai  Iraqi  threats  to  end 
cooperation  with  U.N.  monitors 
unless  sanctions  were  lifted  "puts  a, 
question  mark  over  our  efforts." 

Ekeus  disputed  U.S.  claims  ihai 


Iraq  was  hiding  missiles  and  a  biolog- 
ical warfare  program  from  U.S. 
insfiectors. 

"We  feel  thai  our  assessment  is 
correct,"  he  said. 

The  report  had  been  expected  to 
SCI  off  a  dispute  in  (he  15-member 
body  between  countries  that  favored 
easing  ihe  embargo  -  led  by  France 
and  Russia  -  and  those  that  want  lo 
keep  the  sanctions  headed  by  the 
United  Slates  and  Britain. 

The  Gulf  War  cease-fire  resolution 
calls  for  lifting  the  oil  embargo,  but 
not  ihe  full  trade  sanctions,  after  the 
monitoring  program  is  functioning 
and  Iraq  has  eliminated  its  weapons 
of  mass  destruction. 


A  Request  for  Proposals  for  Spring  1995 

The  Chancellor's  Multicultural  Advisoi^y  Board 

...is  soliciting  proposals  for  activities  which  have  at  least 
one  of  the  following  goals  and  affects  more  than  one  individual: 

•Presentation  of  programs  and  events  focussing  on  multicultural  and  ethnic  diversity 
•Promotion  of  the  understanding  and  appreciation  of  a  variety  of  cultural  perspectives 
•Educational  programs  concerning  diverse  racial,  social  and  economic  groups 
•Promotion  of  mutual  respect  and  civility  across  cultures 

New  programs  and  collaborative  projects  are  particularly  encouraged 

ELIGIBILITY:  Undergraduate  and  Graduate  Students,  Staff,  and  Faculty 
TIMELINE:  Activity  to  take  place  between  February-  May  1995 

Proposal  requirements:  •  Type  Written 

Sponsor(s)  clearly  identified  with  a  contact  name  •  Address  and  telephone  number  listed 

Description  of  project  and  how  it  will  meet  criteria  listed  above  •  Timeline 

Proposed  budget  including  other  sources  of  funding 

Groups  that  receive  assistance  throu^  this  fund  must  provide  the  funding  committee  with  a  report  about  the  event  within  three  weeks  of  the  conclusion  of  the  program. 

A  reporting  form  will  be  mailed  out  with  the  grant  award. 

Award  Ranges:  $250  to  $2,500,  with  total  of  all  awards  not  to  exceed  $9,500. 

Submission  Deadline:  Friday,  November  4,  1994 

Information 

Call:  Julie  Fineld  at  545-35 17 

Notification: 

Gnuit  Applicants  will  be  notified  whether  or  not  the  request 

has  been  funded  by  Friday,  December  16,  1994. 


Mailing  Address: 
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Multicultural  Advisory  Board 
c/o  FAC  Director's  Office 
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Lack  of  legislation  will  cost  votes 


Till'  103riJ  Congress  of  ihc  United  Slates  finally  went 
home  this  weekend  —  and  unfortunately  for  us. 
exeepi  lor  typical  politics,  they  didn't  leave  much  of 
anything;  behind.  Rep.  Pal  Williams  (D-Montana) 
describes  their  work  as,  "Fast  start,  slow  finish,  loo  much 
rancor."  Indeed. 

In  199>  Congress  seemed  to  show  much  potential,  hav- 
ing approved  both  economic  and  social  legislation  on  a 
grand  scale.  One  would  have  thought  that  after  address- 
ing issues  ranging  from  the  deficit  to  trade  to  gun  control 
and  faiiiily  and  medical  leave,  the  1944  Congress  would 
fare  pretty  well.  .And  lo  their  credit  they  did  accomplish 
some  good,  earning  themselves  a  few 
feathers  including  the  crime  bill, 
abortion  clinic  access  and  legislation 
geared  toward  improving  education. 

Bui  after  comparing  what  they 
could  have  done  with  what  they 
actually  did,  the  103rd  Congress 
should  be  hanging  their  heads  in 
shame  as  they  walk  down  the 
Capiiol  steps.  Killed  were  many 
environmental  programs,  including 
rewriting  the  Superfund  law,  which 
provides  lor  clean-up  of  toxic  waste 
and  the  Clean  Water  Act,  one  of  the 
nation's  most  important  water  quali- 
ty laws.  Efforts  to  reform  both  cam- 
paign financing  and  lobbying  stan- 
dards were  failures;  and  bolh  the 
economic  stimulus  plan  and  the  bal- 
anced budget  amendment  were 
thrown  to  the  dogs. 

But  perhaps  the  greatest  failure  of 
Congress  was  in  dealing  with  health 
care.  Congress  spent  an  entire  year 
debating  plans  to  solve  one  of  our 
nation's  biggest  crises  and  still  couldn't  put  partisan  dif- 
ferences aside  for  a  common  good. 

In  summary,  the  Republicans  saw  congressional  success 
where  the  Democrats  saw  failure.  And  argue  as  they  will, 
the  real  difference  between  1993  and  1994  congressional 
years  is  painstakingly  obvious:  elections  are  just  annind 
the  comer  and  the  Republicans  desperately  want  victory. 

The  1994  year  embodies  how  elections  systematically 
change  the  Congressional  arena  into  a  political  three-ring 
circus.  Only  the  voters  haven't  been  entertained;  rather, 
they  have  been  left  on  ihe  stands  disgruntled  and  disap- 
pointed —  or  wasn't  that  the  point'.' 

The  Republicans  are  counting  on  this  voter  disappoint- 
ment to  direct  them  to  the  November  polls  with  the  goal 
of  punishing  Democratic  incumbents  and  candidates  (Sen. 
Ted  Kennedy  being  a  prime  examplei  .And  for  a  while 
this  tactic  was  working.  While  the  Democrats  sat  back 
arguing  amongst  themselves  and  doing  nothing  to  orga- 


The  Republicans  saw 
congressional  success 
where  the  Democrats 
saw  failure.  And  argue 
as  they  will,  the  real 
difference  between 
1995  and  1994  con- 
gressional years  is 
painstakingly  obvious: 
elections  are  just 
around  the  corner  and 
the  Republicans  desper- 
ately want  victory. 


E.G.  Thomas 


nizc  against  Republican  obstructionism,  the  voters  were 
looking  on  with  disgust.  Fed  up  with  gridlock,  the 
Democrats  were  sure  to  feel  voter  frustration. 

Hut  all  that  has  changed  now.  and  the  Democrats  are 
slowly  but  surely  raising  their  heads  above  the  water. 
What's  thrown  this  [wlilical  life  preserver  into  the  elec- 
tion seas'?  The  Republicans'  "Contract  with  America." 

Hundreds  of  Republican  incumbents  and  candidates 
have  signed  on  to  this  document  which  promises  ta,x  cuts, 
more  military  spending  and  a  balanced  budget  amend- 
ment within  the  first  100  days  of  the  next  Congress  if 
their  party  wins  a  majority  in  the  house. 
^^^——^——.  To     sum     up     the     Contract: 

Resurrection  of  Reaganomics,  the 
very  mention  of  which  will  send 
chills  down  the  spines  of  most 
American  voters.  The  bottom  line  of 
Reaganomics,  according  to  most  vot- 
ers, is  tax  benefits  for  the  rich  and 
cuts  in  programs  for  the  regular 
American,  especially  seniors  and  vet- 
erans. 

As  Paul  Begala.  a  Democratic  con- 
sultant and  political  adviser  to 
President  Clinton,  puts  it.  "There  is 
not  a  night  that  I  don't  thank  God 
for  the  Contract.  It  is  the  greatest  gift 
to  the  Democratic  party  since 
Medicare." 
Well,  not  so  fast. 

In  the  coming  campaign  weeks, 
the  Democrats  will  still  be  faced  with 
explaining  why  they  themselves  were 
so  ineffective  in  halting  the 
Republicans'  obstructionism.  Merely 
holding  the  Republicans  accountable 
for  dragging  their  feet  and  killing 
programs  for  the  sake  of  election  returns  is  not  going  to 
be  easy,  nor  is  it  truly  enough.  It  sounds  too  much  like 
passing  the  buck.  And  no  matter  who  blames  who.  the 
fact  of  the  matter  is  that  thousands,  maybe  millions  have 
just  lost  their  health  care  in  the  last  year. 

It  strikes  me  as  sad  that  what  could  have  been  a  year 
of  great  progress  in  bettering  America,  was  thrown  into 
the  wind  of  rhetoric  and  drowned  out  by  the  potential 
cries  of  Republican  victory  in  November.  But  alas,  none 
of  that  matters  right  now.  For  the  moment,  the 
Democrats  have  their  much-needed  ammunition,  the 
Republicans  are  searching  for  their  bullet-proof  vests, 
and  voters  are  preparing  for  an  all  out  war  between  the 
two. 

As  Tony  Coelho,  head  of  the  Democratic  National 
Committee,  says,  'This  will  be  an  interesting  and  engaging 
four  weeks."  Indeed. 

E.C.  Thomas  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


"T  Zl 

A.    anc 


Chowing  down  on  the  first  date 


'II  have  a  bacon  cheddar 
burger  with  french  fries, 
id    a    Coke,"    he    says 
robustly,  closing  his  menu. 

".And  what  will  you  have, 
ma'am?"  asks  the  waitress. 

'I  think  I'll  have  the  grilled 
Lhicken  salad  and  a  Diet  Coke," 
she  says,  eyeballing  the  burger  plai- 
ter  in  front  of  the  guy  at  the  next 
table  over. 

It's  their  first 
dale. 

"Do  you  want  to 
get  an  appetizer?" 
he  asks  her,  think- 
ing about  the  buffa- 
lo wings  he  had  last 
week. 

"No.  but  if  you 
want  them,  go  for 
it,"  she  replies. 

How  many  times 
have  you  been  a 
part  of  or  witness  to  a  dinner  situa- 
tion like  this  one?  If  you  stop  by  any 
local  eatery  on  a  given  night,  you 
will  probably  run  into  couples  that 
are  not  unlike  our  imaginary  duo. 
The  funny  thing  aboui  this  scene, 
however,  is  that  real  women  cat 

I  didn't  actually  believe  that 
women  still  wasted  energy  putting 
up  the  facade  that  they  don't  eat 
until  it  came  up  in  one  of  my  dis- 
cussion classes.  Men  and  women 
alike  asserted  that  date  scenanos 
typically  followed  the  above  exam- 
ple: women  don't  cat  much  when 
in  the  presence  of  men. 

For  one  thing,  they  said,  women 
don't  warn  to  look  piggish  by  scoff 


ing  down  a  large  meal  —  it's  just 
not  couth.  Rut  I  think  it's  more 
than  a  matter  of  couth:  I  feel  it  has 
more  to  do  with  the  way  in  which 
women  are  conditioned  (by  adver- 
tisers, music  videos,  fashion 
designers,  .elevision,  etc.  .  .)  to 
loathe  their  bodies  if  they  do  not 
measure  up  to  certain  standards. 

If  a  woman  is  feeling  badly  about 
Ihe  way  she  looks  because  her  fig- 
ure is  not  comparable 
to  thai  of  Kale  Moss, 
her  relationship  with 
food  is  going  to  be  a 
love/hate  roller  coast- 
er. The  last  thing  she 
is  going  to  do  is  eat 
(an  activity  thai 
makes  her  feel  unat- 
tractive) in  from  of  a 
guy  she  wants  to  find 
her  attractive. 
This  seems  a  bii 
silly  to  me.  because  we  all  know 
that  everybody  cats.  Sure,  some 
people  have  smaller  appetites  than 
others  arKi  there  will  be  dating  situ- 
ations in  which  you  simply  aren't 
hungry  But  my  theory  is  simple:  If 
you  are  hungry,  eat 

I  have  never  had  a  problem  eat- 
ing in  front  of  guys.  If  you  ask  any 
of  my  male  fnends  who  have  ever 
eaten  with  me.  I  can  really  pack  it 
away  when  I'm  hungry.  If  I  want  a 
chimichanga  with  the  works,  I'm 
going  to  order  it. 

I'm  also  going  to  consider  the 
consequences  of  eating  all  thai 
food  and  weigh  in  my  mind  if  I 
reallv  want  to  eat  it.  I'm  not.  how- 


ever, going  to  base  my  body  image 
on  how  I  measure  up  to  others. 

I  know  when  I  need  to  watch 
what  I  eat  because  I  feel  unhealthy 
or  uncomfortable,  not  because  the 
guy  at  the  next  table  is  gawking  at 
my  ability  to  consume  food, 
exclaiming.  "Man,  look  at  her  go' 

I  think  it  Is  especially  important 
to  be  honest  with  a  dale  about  how 
much  you  are  going  to  eat;  it  is, 
after  all.  a  pan  of  who  you  arc.  Of 
course  neither  he  nor  she  is  going 
to  order  something  destined  to 
drip,  splatter  or  fall  out  of  the 
mouth  and  into  ^e  lap,  like 
spaghetti  (which  leaves  sauce  skid 
mark>  on  the  chin)  or  ribs. 

Two  months  down  the  road  you 
may  feel  more  comfortable  and 
able  lo  eat  more  in  accordance 
with  your  normal  eating  habits.  But 
who  wants  to  wail  a  year  lo  work 
up  to  ordering  a  full  mcaP 
Progressive  eating  just  doesn't  fly. 

The  other  reason  women  tend 
not  to  eat  large  amounts  on  first 
dales,  said  my  discussion  group,  is 
because  they  don't  want  a  guy  lo 
spend  a  lot  of  money  on  an  expen- 
sive meal. 

My  response  to  this  could  turn 
into  a  whole  other  column. 

To  keep  it  simple,  this  really  is 
the  '90s.  To  women  who  fear  that 
their  dates  are  spending  loo  much 
money  on  them.  I  offer  my  amateur 
advice:  Whip  out  your  wallets, 
study  the  menu  carefully,  and  get 
ready  to  chow  down. 

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Reasonable  solutions  to  stop  crime 


Peter 
Orvetti 


This  is  the  second  column  in  a 
three-part  opinion  series  on 
crime. 

Last  week  began  a  discussion  of 
means  of  punishment;  but  punish- 
ment might  not  be  so  necessary  if  we 
can  prevent  crime  from  happening. 
This  week,  the  series  continues  with 
the  next  phases  of  crime  proposals. 

Sixth,  use  the 
money  that  would 
have  been  used  for 
prison  construction 
to  extend  youth  pro- 
grams. In  the  cities, 
so  many  of  these  programs  have  been 
judged  successful.  We  cannot  ignore 
the  conditions  that  create  crime  just 
because  we  can  always  juice  the  kid 
later  on. 

Seventh,  increase  the  punishment 
for  hate  crimes  committed  because  of 
race,  gender,  religion,  age  or  sexual 
orientations.  This  may  seem  a  minor 
point  but  hale-  motivated  violence  is 
again  on  the  rise  in  the  United  States. 

Eighth,  raise  the  requirement  nec- 
essary to  become  a  police  officer. 
This  is  one  of  those  careers,  like 
teaching,  that  used  to  mean  a  lot 
more  than  it  docs  today.  What  used 
to  be  a  position  of  great  respect  is 
now  a  job  taken  by  more  and  more 
people  who  can't  do  anything  else. 
Why?  Salary  cuts.  If  we  make  police 
work  a  coveted  career,  with  stringent 
requirements  and  a  high  salary,  two 
things  will  be  accomplished. 

First,  there  will  be  less  corruption; 
there  isn't  as  much  reason  to  hold  a 
Mafia  job  on  the  side  when  you  can 


live  comfortably  on  your  paycheck. 
Second,  it  will  be  impossible  for 
incompetents  and  overt  racists  to  join 
the  force.  Cops  beat  up  Rodney  King 
in  Los  Angeles,  on  the  other  side  of 
ihe  country.  But  they  also  gassed  a 
block  party  in  Hartford  and  have 
popped  a  few  heads  in  Springfield. 
These  are  the  good  guys?  Until  we 
have  good  police,  we 
will  not  have  good 
crime  prevention. 

This  extends  into  my 
final  point.  Ninth,  we 
must  regionalize  polic- 
ing. Rather  than  having  overprotec- 
tion  in  rich  suburbs  and  inadequate 
force  in  the  crime  centers  in  the 
cities,  each  town  in  a  stale  or  region 
would  contribute  lo  a  general  fund. 
Essentially,  this  would  eliminate  local 
police  and  extend  state  police. 

If  there  is  a  crime  wave  in 
Holyoke,  what  good  does  it  do  to 
have  Amherst  police  sitting  idle?  If 
these  were  all  Massachusetts  police, 
the  units  could  be  sent  into  Fh>lyoke 
temporarily  and  then  recalled  to 
Amherst  later.  Bill  Clinton's  100,000 
new  cops  won't  do  much  good  if  they 
are  incompetent  and  in  the  wrong 
place  any  way. 

These  nine  points  are  just  a  bare 
outline,  however.  The  key  to  elimi- 
nating crime  is  the  decriminalization 
of  victimless  crimes. 

In  a  libertarian  democracy  such  as 
ours,  we  have  always  relied  on  the 
intelligence  of  the  public  to  make 
their  own  decisions.  Over  the 
decades,  though,  we  have  imposed 


Puritan  morality  laws  that  serve  only 
lo  send  more  people  to  prison.  In 
fact,  some  of  the  "crimes"  on  the 
books  today  merely  sound  good  in 
conservative  political  address:  the  sit- 
uation would  actually  be  belter  if  the 
activity  were  legal. 

The  clearest  example  of  this  is 
prostitution.  Banned  as  an  affront  to 
God  and  a  dangerous  act  besides,  the 
public  would  actually  be  served  bet- 
ter if  the  law  were  repealed. 
Prostitutes  could  be  given  adequate 
health  care.  Abusive  acts  by  pimps 
could  be  controlled,  since  prostitu- 
tion would  be  regulated.  Prostitution 
would  take  place  in  sanitary  areas; 
the  proceeds  could  be  taxed. 

"Yes,  this  is  true,"  cry  the  moral- 
ists, "but  prostitution  is  wrong!" 
Well,  in  this  country  the  government 
does  not  have  the  power  to  mandate 
morality.  Those  on  my  end  of  the 
political  spectrum  are  often  accused 
of  naivete.  But  in  the  case  of  crime,  it 
is  the  conservatives  who  are  naive. 
They  want  to  simply  wish  these  prob- 
lems away.  Prostitution  has  always 
existed  and  it  always  will.  Instead  of 
denying  that,  we  should  build  laws 
around  it  to  truly  protect  society. 

Will  legalizing  prostitution  end 
crime?  Of  course  not.  But  ending  the 
illegality  of  another  victimless  crime 
will. 

If  we  truly  want  lo  end  crime  in 
America,  we  must  fully  legalize 
drugs. 

More  next  week. 

Peter  Or\^etti  is  a  Collegian  colum- 
nist. 


Americans  need  diverse  holidays 


Thomas 
Akyali 


This  past  weekend  we  all 
enjoyed  an  extra  day  of 
leisure  thanks  to  the  obser- 
vance of  "Columbus  Day." 
The  Southwest  munchy  store  had  a 
sign  posted  outlining  their 
"Columbus  Day"  hours.  Why  the 
quotation  marks?  It  seems  that  many 
Native  American  groups  are  upset 
with  the  observance 
of  a  holiday  honor- 
ing a  man  whose  his- 
toric legacy  was 
forged  at  the  expense 
of  the  people  indige- 
nous to  the  lands  he  "discovered." 

Acknowledging  this  reasonable 
opposition  to  the  holiday,  and  taking 
into  consideration  the  general  pub- 
lic's apathy  toward  the  Columbus 
Day  holiday,  I  suggest  that  we  adopt 
a  new  holiday  observing  a  more  mod- 
ern idea.  Perhaps  we  might  elevate 
this  new  holiday  to  something  more 
than  a  welcomed  day  off  between  the 
start  of  classes  and  Thanksgiving 
break. 

As  a  replacement  for  the 
well-timed  but  otherwise  meaning- 
less Columbus  Day  I  suggest  a  holi- 
day embodying  the  antithesis  of  the 
while  male  hierarchy  Columbus  rep- 
resents. It  might  be  good  for  America 
to  celebrate  some  sort  of  "America 
Day"  or  "Diversity  Day,"  a  holiday 


used  to  thrust  the  reality  of  a  chang- 
ing nation  it  to  the  stubborn  con- 
sciousness of  middle  America. 

As  nauseatingly  P.C.  as  it  may 
sound,  such  a  day  is  needed  in  an  age 
when  every  holiday  and  observance  is 
associated  with  a  particular  race  or 
religion.  Even  the  most  American  of 
holidays.  Thanksgiving,  excludes  the 
roles  of  African,  Asian 
and  Hispanic  Americans 
in  our  nation's  history. 

While  great  strides 
have  been  made  recent- 
ly regarding  the  rights 
of  progress  for  minorities  in  America 
in  general,  and  on  our  campus  in  par- 
ticular, we  have  not  succeeded  in 
building  a  sense  of  unity  in  our  soci- 
ety. Over  time  the  struggle  of  minori- 
ty groups  to  gain  equal  opportunities 
can  only  be  viewed  as  the  factional- 
ization  of  the  United  States.  While 
we  may  meet  the  demands  of  special 
interest  groups  A,  B  and  C,  we  are 
ignoring  the  fundamental  concept  of 
viewing  each  and  every  U.S.  citizen 
as  a  member  of  the  same  fundamen- 
tally heterogenous  society. 

Thus  a  "diversity"  holiday  can 
serve  the  purpose  of  awakening  every 
comer  of  our  nation  to  the  need  for 
an  attitude  adjustment.  As  Mariin 
Luther  King  |r.  Day  calls  necessary 
annual  attention  to  the  civil  rights 


struggle,  this  new  holiday  might  forge 
a  sense  of  solidarity  in  our  racially 
and  ethnically  fragmented  neighbor- 
hoods and  schools. 

Realistically,  such  a  holiday  may 
never  come  to  pass.  The  observance 
of  Columbus  Day  as  a  tribute  to  the 
spirit  of  adventure  he  possessed  will 
continue.  As  the  population  of 
America  remains  predominantly  of 
European  descent,  a  holiday  honor- 
ing an  Italian  sailing  under  the 
Spanish  flag  is  unlikely  to  garner 
much  opposition.  Regardless  of  the 
popularity  of  Columbus  Day.  I  can- 
not imagine  the  conservative  popula- 
tions of  the  Midwest,  or  sadly,  per- 
haps, those  of  Massachusetts,  voting 
in  favor  of  a  holiday  which  acknowl- 
edges cultural  diversity  in  America. 

If  Arizona  took  until  1993  to  adopt 
Manin  Luther  King  |r.  Day.  it  may  be 
another  50  years  until  they  are  ready 
to  accept  "Diversity  Day." 
Nevertheless,  such  a  day  is  needed, 
even  if  only  as  a  sign  of  understand- 
ing between  the  innumerable  groups 
whose  constant  strife  serves  only  to 
weaken  the  fabric  of  our  nation. 
Eventually  we  will  realize  that 
America  is  destined  to  become  a 
microcosm  of  world  population  That 
lime  for  our  enlightenment  is  now. 

Thomas  Akyali  is  a  UMass  stu- 
dent 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


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Environmental 

legislation 

has  been  ignored 

To  the  editor: 

In  just  three  weeks,  the  lOird 
Congress  will  come  to  a  close  and  it 
is  outrageously  distressing  that  not 
one  single  piece  of  legislation  has 
been  passed. 

Clean  water,  safe  drinking,  endan- 
gered  species,  the  California  Desert 
bill,  the  Superfund  Program,  fish- 
eries management,  solid  waste,  over- 
hauling the  mining  laws,  ratification 
of  the  Biodiversity  Treaty,  creation 
of  a  "Biological  Survey"  agency 


within  the  Department  of  the 
Interior,  and  raising  the 
Environmental  Protection  Agency 
(EPA)  to  cabinet  level  arc  all  major 
legislative  acts  withering  away. 

Traditionally,  a  new  executive 
administration  will  be  most  success- 
ful with  Its  first  congress  in  the  fint 
two  years. 

But  with  the  current  executive 
administration's  irresistibility  for  the 
upcoming  GArrireaty,  i,  is  elear 
that  «  I  of  these  pieces  of  environ- 
mental legi.slation  are  indeed  headed 
for  even  more  trouble  What  is  to  be 
done .' 

Mail  Kelly 
New  Athford 


Arts  &  Living 


TV  season's  first  casualties  make  room 
for  a  myriad  of  midseason  replacements 


By  Frazier  Moore 

Ajiociated  Press 


NEW  YORK  —  lust  three  weeks 
into  the  fall  season,  the  brand-new 
Fox  shows  "Fortune  Hunter"  and 
"Wild  Oats"  are  only  a  memory. 

And  now  with  fellow  newcomers 
"The  Martin  Short  Show"  and 
"McKenna"  already  put  on  what 
the  TV  world  calls  "hiatus"  (a 
word  that  comes,  fittingly,  from 
the  Latin  "hiarc":  to  gape  or 
gasp),  gasping  network  pro- 
grammers are  scrambling  to 
come  up  with  new  shows  to  fill 
the  gaping  holes  in  the  sched- 
ule. 

Here  are  some  of  them  wait 
ing  in  the  wings: 

•  You  may  have  noticed  that 
no  fewer  than  16  returning 
series  began  the  season  in  a  new 
time  period,  in  most  cases  on  a 
new  night.  And  they're  still  gel 
ting  nipped  around  'like  burgers  at  a 
Dairy  Queen. 

So  don't  miss  "They  Went  Thatta 
Way  and  Thatta  Way,"  a  new  game 
shoyv  mat  challenges  contestants  to 
find  their  favorite  TV  series  USING 
ONLY  THEIR  MEMORIES  AND 
DEDUCTIVE  SKILLS! 

Everybody  ready?  Let's  play  the 
game!  For  five  Nielsen  rating  points, 
do  you  know  which  night  "Coach" 
switched  to?  Can  you  find  "Frasier"? 
Do  you  have  any  idea  which  shows 
ABC  swapped  between  Tuesdays  and 
Wednesdays? 

Please,  no  help  from  the  audience. 
Any  ideas?  I'm  sorry,  the  buzzer 
means  you're  OUT  OF  TIME! 

•  This  season,  the  only  Thursday 
night  casualties  aren't  lying  on  gur- 
neys  at  County  General  Memorial 
Hospital.  No.  the  doctors  of  NBC's 


new  hit  "ER"  have  broken  ihe  cardi- 
nal rule  of  the  medical  profession, 
"Do  no  harm." 

If  you  don't  believe  it,  just  consider 
the  hurt  "ER"  puts  on  its  rival  shows. 

Now,  on  the  exciting  "ER"  spinoff 


"Thursday,  Bloody  Thursday,"  watch 
the  other  networks  bandage  up  their 
schedules.  Watch  CBS'  competing 
hospital  drama  "Chicago  Hope" 
scramble  to  an  earlier  Thursday  slot. 
Watch  ABC's  "PrimeTime  Live"  pre- 
pare to  skedaddle  to  Wednesday 
nights.  Watch  CBS'  "Eye  to  Eye," 
now  opposite  "ER,"  blinking  back 
tears  of  fright. 

There's  lots  of  action,  lots  of  sus- 
pense, lots  of  blood.  But  caution: 
Could  be  a  bit  gruesome  for  the  kid- 
dies. 

•  Instead,  let  them  watch  a  new 
educational  series,  "National 
Geographic  Presents  Viewers  in 
Flight." 

It's  a  fascinating  look  at  the  migra- 
tory patterns  of  puzzled  TV  watchers 
hunting  for  their  local  Fox  affiliate, 
which  used  to  be  the  local  CBS  sta- 


tion, that  is,  until  ii  traded  with  NBC 
and  the  independent  channel  started 
carrying  ABC  shows,  after  which  .  .  . 
"Quitters  Never  Win.  .  .  Or  Do 
They?"  This  new  mystery  will  follow 
the  fortunes  of  a  certain  red-headed 
overnight  success  as  he  ditches  a 
certain  police  show  lo  try  to 
make  it  even  bigger  in  the 
movies. 

Will  abouito-be-former 
"NYPD  Blue"  star  David  Caruso 
go  far  when  he  leaves  the  show 
in  a  few  weeks?  Or  just  far 
down?  Tune  in  and  see  whether 
down  the  road,  hey,  he's  still 
OK. 

Hosted  by  McLean 
Stevenson. 

•  "Unscamly  Practices."  With 
their  so-called  "seamless  pro- 
gramming" the  networks  espe- 
cially NBC  have  seized  on  the 
broadcast  equivalent  of  run-on  sen- 
tences which  they  think  will  help 
them  keep  their  audience  by  sneaking 
past  viewers  a  program's  closing 
credits  on  a  split  screen  with  the  stars 
goofing  off  or  asking  trivia  questions 
then  sliding  right  into  the  next  show 
without  a  commercial  interruption 
since  after  all  you're  just  a  bunch  of 
chuckleheads  and  suggestible  enough 
that  without  commercials  to  break 
the  spell  you'll  sit  and  watch  the 
same  channel  till  Kingdom  Come 
won't  you? 

•  Finally,  there's  "Stop  the  Music." 
In  an  updated  version  of  the  1950s 
quiz  show,  contestants  Itxjk  on  sadly 
while  ABC  Entertainment  President 
Ted  Harbert  trims  or  eliminates  alto- 
gether the  theme  songs  and  fancy 
opening-credit  sequences  from  his 
network's  lineup  of  shows.  It's  all  an 

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Luscious  Jackson  and  Ben  Harper  share  an  eclectic  hill 


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In  this  ever-changing  world  of  hip-hop  who's  to  .say 
that  a  group  of  While  girls  in  their  twenties  who  have 
roots  as  deep  in  punk  as  they  do  in  rap  can't  groove 
with  the  best  of  them? 

Luscious  lackson,  a  hybrid  of  the  early  Eighties 
hardcore  movement  and  Nineties  funk  consciousness, 
are  definitely  doing  their  part  lo  smash  stereotypes  for 
gender  as  well  as  music. 

Consisting  of  members  lill  Cunniff,  Gabby  Glaser, 
Kate  Schellenbach  and 
Vivian  Trimble,  the  band 
mixes  the  laid-  back 
grooves  of  hip-hop  with  a 
swirling  mass  of  psyche- 
delia and  rock,  not  entire- 
ly unlike  iheir  obvious 
mentors,  the  Bcastie  Boys. 

And  while  the  girls  are 
probably  tired  of  the 
comparisons  lo  the  afore- 
mentioned musical  mae- 
stros,  the  connection 
between  the  two  is 
inevitably  impossible  lo 
avoid.  Schellenbach  used 
lo  whack  the  skins  in  the 
Beastie  Boys'  hardcore 
days,  before  they  got  that 
urge  to  fight  for  their 
right  to  party.  This,  along 
with  the  fact  that  Ihe 
band  was  the  first  lo  be 
signed  lo  ihe  Boys'  Grand 
Royal  label,  casts  a  looming  shadow  over  ihc  group  that 
hasn't  been  easy  to  shake. 

But  all  that  should  soon  change.  With  the  release  of 
their  first  full  length  release.  Natural  Ingredients  (on  the 
heels  of  the  excellent  EP  In  Search  Of  Manny).  Luscious 
lackson  may  finally  be  making  a  name  for  themsclvc"s. 

Natural  Ingredients  has  received  heaps  of  critical 
praise  across  the  board  while  filling  the  opening  slot  on 
the  Breeders  last  fall  tour.  Add  in  landing  a  lucrative  spot 
on  the  much  ballyhooed  Lollapalooza  tour  and  the  group 
has  cleariy  established  themselves  as  a  serious  live  threat. 
While  the  name  Luscious  lackson  may  be  new  on  ihe 
music  scene,  the  four  members  have  aclually  been 
together  for  quite  some  lime.  All  growing  up  together 
in  New  York  and  coming  of  age  through  ihe  punk 


experience,  has  given  the  girls  a  common  bcmding  that 
has  lasted  until  today. 

"We  made  a  spectacle  of  ourselves  —  the  way  we 
dressed,  the  way  we  danced,  the  music  we  liked  My 
whole  attitude  toward  life  was  '|expletive|  you," 
Cunniff  told  Details  magazine. 

With  all  these  influences  and  background  experi- 
ence, as  well  as  a  sharp  appreciation  for  the  world  of 
hip-hop,  it  is  no  wonder  Luscious  lackson  is  sending 
waves  through  the  music  world.  Their  show  may  prove 
to  be  one  of  the  bigger  ones  to  hit  Ihe  Valley  this  fall, 
so  be  sure  to  check  it  out. 

Opening  the  show  is 
Virgin  recording  artist 
Ben  Harper.  The 
23-year-old  singer/gui- 
tarist/songwriter has 
been  creating  an  eclectic 
blend  of  bluesy  Dobro 
riffs  and  insightful,  intel- 
ligent lyrics  that  have 
culminated  on  his  latest 
release  Welcome  To  The 
Cruel  World. 

Coming  from  some- 
what of  a  musical  family, 
I  larpcr  picked  up  a  guitar 
when  he  was  about  six 
and  started  performing  at 
the  lender  age  of  12. 
Afier  being  exposed  at  an 
early  age  to  artists  as 
diverse  as  Robert 
Johnson  and  |imi 
Hendrix,  Harper  devel- 
oped an  appreciation  for 
traditional  songwriling,  while  at  the  same  time  creating 
his  own  distinct  style. 

A  self-proclaimed  fan  of  acoustic  instruments 
(although  he  does  occasionally  dabble  in  the  land  of 
electric).  Harper  has  the  unique  ability  of  pulling  vivid 
ly  emotional  songs  out  of  sometimes  minimalist  siruc 
lures  that  often  travel  all  over  the  stylistic  map. 

Along  with  the  opening  spot  for  Luscious  Jackson, 
Harper  will  also  play  a  free  show  at  The  Black  Sheep 
Cafe  in  Amherst  earlier  in  the  aflemoon. 

Luscious  lackson  will  play  Pearl  Street  in 
Northampton  Oct  1 5  The  show  is  IS*  Ihwrs  open  at 
7  p.m.  Hen  Harper's  solo  show  will  he  held  at  Ihe 
Black  Sheep  Cafe  in  Amherst.  The  show  is  free  and 
begins  at  i  p  m 


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Blues  musician  Ben  Harper  will  open  for  Luscious 
lackson  at  Pearl  Street  on  Oct.  1  3. 


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Finding  the  cure  for  the  pain  reUef 


By  Peg  Mitchel 

Gjllegian  Correspondent 


Some  lime  in  our  lives  we've  all  lound  ourselves  face 
lo  lace  with  the  drugstore  shelf  in  search  for  some  cure 
for  pain.  Presenily,  pain  relief  comes  in  so  many  forms 
of  lableis.  caplets.  and  capsules  that  the  choice  of 
'which  one'.'"  seems  bewildering.  Here  are  some  guide- 
lines lo  help  you  make  choices  the  next  lime  you  visit 
the  drugstore. 

Authors  of  a  1991  Maclean's  article  on  analgesics 
say  thai  pain  is  an  important  symptom  of  illness  but  is 
individual,  fleeting,  intermilteni.  and  often  difficult  to 
pin  down  or  even  describe.  Most  of  the  time  our  every- 
day pains  can  be  managed  by  the  use  of 
over-the-counter  (OTC)  oral  analgesics  such  as 
aspirin,  ibuprofen.  acetomenophin,  and  recently  on  the 
market  —  naproxen  sodium.  These  work  against  both 
pain  and  swelling  caused  by  headaches,  dental  aches, 
minor  surgical  procedures,  arthritis,  flu  symptoms  and 
minor  injuries. 

l-or  simple  tension  headaches  and  fever,  asprin-like 
drugs  work  fine,  says  the  medical  journal  The  Lancet. 
Ibuprofen,  also  marketed  under  the  names  Advil, 
Motrin  and  Nuprin,  exerts  similar  anti-inflammatory 
effects  and  causes  fewer  adverse  reactions  than  asprin 
with  long-ienn  use.  it  may  be  effective  for  patients 


who  don't  respond  to  asprin  and  is  often  prescribed  for 
relief  of  the  signs  of  rheumatoid  arthritis  and  primary 
dysmcnorrca. 

The  newest  OTC  analgesic  is  naproxen  sodium  sold 
as  Aleve  —  once  available  by  prescription  only. 
According  to  the  February  1994  issue  of  American 
Druggist,  naproxen  works  relatively  slowly  so  con- 
sumers are  c<iulioned  not  to  take  too  much.  It  is  also 
the  first  product  of  its  kind  to  carry  a  precaution  about 
drinking  alcohol  when  using  non-  prescription  pain 
relievers. 

A  fourth  pain  reliever  is  acetomenophin.  or  Tylenol, 
which  possesses  the  same  pain-relieving  qualities  as 
the  previous  drugs  but  is  not  an  anti-inflammalory 
medication,  says  the  American  Druggist.  Therefore  it 
generally  won't  relieve  arthritis  pain  or  pain  associated 
with  any  other  inflammation  (such  as  a  sprain).  If 
you've  ever  sprained  an  ankJe  you  know  that  ibuprofen 
or  asprin  tends  to  be  the  recommended  drug. 

As  a  final  rule,  with  anything  persistent  or  chronic, 
consult  your  physician. 

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health,  fitness,  or  nutrition?  I  am  interested  in 
responding  to  your  questions  and  in  providing  infor- 
mation to  help  you  make  your  own  choices  about 
healthy  living.  Please  send  questions  c/o  the  Collegian. 
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African-American  storyteller  to  perform 


By  Chris  Gnhwt 

Collegian  Staff 


For  those  interested  in  African  culture  and  society, 
African-American  storyteller  Onawumi  jean  Moss  will 
present  a  special  program  this  evening  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts. 

The  show/lecture  will  be  at  New  Africa  House  at  7  p.m. 
in  the  Augusta  Savage  Gallery.  Admission  is  free. 

Moss,  a  professor  at  Amherst  College,  is  known  both 
locally  and  regionally  for  her  exciting  yet  educational  pre 
sentations  and  has  recently  appeared  at  several  events  in 
the  New  England  area  dealing  with  cultural  diversity.  She 
has  also  appeared  on  Amherst  College  television. 

Although  Moss  primarily  focuses  on  Africa  and  its  vari- 
ous peoples,  she  also  incorporates  the  customs  of  other 


world  nations  into  h^r  mix  of  mythology,  history  and 
song.  As  a  'rhythm  nuster,"  she  seeks  to  emphasize  the 
importance  of  percussion  in  many  international  societies. 

Moss  also  carries  on  the  time-tested  tradition  of  oral 
storytelling;  this  gcncration-to-generation  process  is  a 
treasured  staple  in  many  African  and  world  cultures 
whose  development  of  written  language  may  not  have 
been  far  enough  in  progress  lo  absorb  works  previously  in 
existence. 

However,  unlike  her  ancient  predecessors.  Moss' 
expertise  is  based  both  on  direct  information  from  the 
indigenous  peoples  and  meticulous  research  on  her  sub- 
jects. 

Onawumi  lean  Moss  promises  not  only  to  engage  her 
audience  in  a  unique  multimedia  experience  but  also  an 
engrossing  history  lesson. 


television 


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effort  to  lop  off  precious  seconds  and  keep  rc-stless  view- 
ers. 

But  who  wins  this  game?  That's  unclear. 

Elsewhere  in  television  . . . 

Deadly  Meat:  Meredith  Vieira  anchors  tonight's 
"Turning  Point'  investigation  of  government  accountability 
for  meat  safely  in  the  wake  of  deadly  epidemics  linked  to  E. 
coli  bacteria  in  ground  beef.  Her  report  explores  whether 


the  nation's  meat  supply  is  any  safer  since  the  1993  E.  coli 
outbreaks  in  California  and  Washington,  during  which  four 
children  died  and  hundreds  were  hospitalized. 

E.  coli  0157H7  is  a  lethal  bacteria  found  in  meal  conta- 
minated with  cow  feces  during  the  slaughtering  process.  If 
the  bacteria  is  not  killed  during  cooking,  it  can  cause  a 
disease  called  hemolytic  curemic  syndrome,  which  can  be 
fatal.  "Deadly  Meat;  What  Every  Parent  Must  Know"  airs 
at  10  p.m.  EDTon  ABC. 


Clancy,  Grisham  top  the  national  campus  bestsellers 


By  Jon  Lupo 

Collegian  Staff 


According  to  the  Association  of  American 
Publishers/National  and  the  Association  of  College  Stores, 
E.  Annie  Proulx's  The  Shipping  News  leads  the  list  for 
national  campus  bestsellers.  Old  favorites  Tom  Clancy, 
lohn  Grisham  and  Michael  Crichion  also  make  appear- 
ances on  the  monthly  list. 

Here  is  the  listing  for  national  campus  bestselling  books 
as  of  Sept.  15,  compiled  by  The  Chronicle  of  Higher 
Education  from  information  supplied  by  college  stores 
throughout  the  country; 

1 .  The  Shipping  News,  by  E.  Annie  Proulx  (Touchstone 
$12.tX))  Newspaperman  returns  to  his  childhood  home 
after  death  of  his  wife. 

2.  Like  Water  For  Chocolate,  by  Laura  Esquivel 
(Anchor/Doubleday  $5.99)  Life  and  recipes  on  a  Mexican 
Ranch,  inspired  the  hit  film. 

3.  The  Client,  by  |ohn  Grisham  (Island/Dell  $6.99) 
Young  boy  is  privy  to  a  lawyer's  deadly  secret;  also  the 
source  lor  a  recent  movie. 


4.  Forrest  Gump,  by  Winston  Groom  (Pocket  $5.50) 
Simple  Alabama  man  journeys  through  three  turbulent 
decades  of  American  history;  the  popular  film  was  based 
on  this  original  novel. 

5.  Without  Remorse,  by  Tom  Clancy  (Berkley.  $6.99) 
The  rescue  of  prisoners  held  in  North  Vietnam. 

6.  Smilla's  Sense  of  Snow,  by  Peter  Hoeg  (Dell.  $6.50) 
Award-winning  novel  detailing  the  investigation  of  a 
child's  mysterious  death. 

7.  Nightmares  &  Dreamscapes.  by  Stephen  King 
(Signet.  $6.99)  A  collection  of  the  popular  horror  v«iter's 
short  stories. 

8.  Reengineering  the  Corporation,  by  Michael  Hammer 
and  lames  Champy  (Harper  Business,  $13.00)  Business 
innovation. 

9.  Se\'en  Habits  of  Highly  Effective  People,  by  Steven  R. 
Covey  (Fireside,  $9.95)  Self-help  guide  to  personal  fulfill- 
ment. 

10.  A  Case  of  Need,  by  Michael  Crichion  (Signet  $6.99) 
The  writer  of  Jurassic  Park  and  Rising  Sun  penned  this 
thriller  about  a  doctor  who  is  wrongly  accused  of  causing 
the  death  of  a  young  girl. 


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Pippen  still  key  to  Bulls'  success 


By  Mike  Node! 
Associated  Press 


DIKRFlll  n.  Ill  -  Scollic  Pippen  quit  on  his  icani. 
Then  the  tcuiii  ,ilnKi>l  ijuil  on  him. 

Alter  all  the  apulogies  were  accepted  and  all  the  trades 
were  rejected,  however,  Pippen  remains  the  Chicago 
Bulls'  best  chance  lor  success. 

"He  had  u  great  year  last  year.  I'd  take  another  one  just 
like  it."  coach  Phil  lackson  said  Tuesday  as  the  Bulls  pre- 
pared fur  their  second  season  since  Michael  Jordan  retired 
\o  I  he  baseball  diamond. 

"Scotlie  played  tremendously  until  the  All-Star  break. 
Then  he  experienced  a  little  fatigue,  but  he  came  back  and 
played  big  lor  us  in  April  and  May." 

Most  of  May. 

For  1.8  seconds  on  May  15.  Pippen  didn't  play  big.  Or 
at  all.  Unhappy  that  lackson  didn't  call  the  final  play  lor 
him,  Pippen  refused  to  re-enter  Game  3  of  the  NBA 
Eastern  Conference  semifinals  against  the  New  York 
Knicks.  Toni  Kukoc,  Pippen's  least-favorite  teammate, 
made  the  winning  jumper,  but  the  Bulls  went  on  to  lose 
the  series  in  seven  games. 

"It's  over.'  Pipf)en  said.  "You  can't  gripe  about  spilled 
milk.  You  just  have  to  go  on  with  your  life  and  your 
career."  That's  fine  with  Will  Perdue,  one  of  only  three 
players  left  from  Chicago's  1991,  1992  and  1993  champi- 
onship teams.  (Pippen  and  B.|.  Amistrong  are  the  others.) 

"Our  altitude  is  that  he's  our  team  leader,"  Perdue  said. 
"Unfortunately,  when  Scottie's  name  is  mentioned,  there's 
always  going  to  be  an  asterisk.  The  moment  in  the  Knicks 
series  is  something  he's  always  going  to  be  remembered 
for. 

"But  he  apologized  to  us,  and  we've  accepted  the  apolo- 
gy. It's  a  new  year." 

Pippen  just  about  had  a  new  address. 

The  Bulls  considered  trading  him  to  several  teams  and 


almost  pulled  the  trigger  on  a  deal  with  Seattle. 

"As  far  as  me  being  out  in  public,  it  was  a  difficult  off- 
season because  people  kept  asking  me  if  I  was  going  to  be 
traded."  Pippen  said.  "The  questions  that  they  were  asking 
me  were  the  same  questions  I  could  ask  the  organization." 

But  the  Bulls  kept  Pippen,  the  only  starter  left  from  the 
three-pcdt  era.  Power  forward  Horace  Grant  and  center 
Bill  Cartwrighi  departed  via  free  agency,  guard  |ohn 
Paxson  followed  |ordan  into  retirement. 

"I'm  so  glad  Scottie  stayed,"  said  Ron  Harper,  the 
shooting  guard  who  signed  as  a  free  agent  during  the  off- 
season. "The  guys  around  the  league  feel  he's  one  of  the 
top  five  players.  It'll  be  fun  to  be  his  teammate." 

Pippen,  29,  a  smooth  fc-foot-7  forward,  emerged  from 
Jordan's  shadow  last  season  to  have  the  highest  scoring 
(22.0)  and  rebounding  (8.7)  averages  of  his  seven-year 
career.  He  was  MVP  of  the  All-Star  Game  and  averaged 
22.8  points  in  the  playoffs. 

"One  of  the  best  things  ever  to  happen  for  Scottie  was 
the  retirement  of  Michael,"  Perdue  said.  "He  might  not 
have  been  ready  for  it  at  first,  but  now  he's  ready  to  take 
on  the  load.' 

Pipp>en's  biggest  test  as  team  leader  might  be  the  way 
he  deals  with  Kukoc,  the  import  from  Croatia  who  makes 
about  twice  as  much  money  and  plays  the  same  position. 
The  two  had  any  icy  relationship  during  Kukoc's  rookie 
season  and  have  avoided  each  other  so  far  in  training 
camp. 

lackson,  accustomed  to  dealing  with  Jordan's  strong 
personality,  thinks  it's  a  non-issue  and  doesn't  want 
Pippen  to  change  a  thing.  Pippen  does  want  to  make  one 
change,  though.  He  feels  he  must  rebound  more  to  make 
up  for  the  loss  of  Grant  and  Cartwright. 

"There  are  going  to  be  a  lot  more  opportunities  for  me 
because  we  don't  have  as  many  rebounders,"  he  said.  "In 
past  seasons,  I  had  to  respect  Horace's  territory.  But  this 
.season,  I'm  going  to  have  a  big  effort  on  the  boards." 


football 


continued  from  poge  10 

The  caHy  race  for  Coach  of  the  Year  has  the  Eagles 
Rich  Kotite  and  the  Chargers  Bobby  Ross  leading  the 
pack.  Consideration  has  to  be  given  to  the  Browns  Bill 
Belicheck  and  the  Big  Tuna  himself. 

How  about  the  race  for  Player  of  the  Year?  It  looks  as 
if  this  could  be  the  year  for  Dan  Marino  to  win  that  cov- 
eted Super  Bowl  ring,  as  he  has  been  absolutely 
immense.  The  fans  in  Miami  are  fired  up.  and  they  have 
gcKxi  rea.son  to  be.  Stan  Humphries  gets  consideration  in 
San  Diego.  My  vibes  are  telling  me  this  is  the  year  the 
AFC  wins  the  Super  Bowl,  or  at  least  anyone  but  Dallas. 

Look  for  Tampa  Bay  head  coach  Sam  Wyche  and 
Cincinnati  head  coach  David  Shula  to  be  without  jobs 
after  this  year.  Is  it  any  coincidence  that  both  have  had 
lies  with  the  Bengals?  Houston's  jack  Pardee  is  also  in 
jeopardy  of  losing  his  position;  as  double  R  points  out, 
the  Oilers  have  had  a  bad  case  of  mismanagement. 
How  about  Buddy  Ball  in  Arizona?  The  jury  is  still  out 
on  this  one. 


Thus  far.  it  would  be  safe  to  say  that  San  Diego  is  the 
biggest  surprise  of  the  young  season.  A  team  picked  for 
last  place  in  the  AFC  West  is  undefeated  at  5-0.  But  even 
more  impressive  is  that  the  "Bolts  have  road  wins  at 
Denver,  Seattle  and  Los  Angeles.  Count  Philadelphia  as 
the  NFC's  biggest  surprise,  recovering  from  several 
off-season  losses  to  hold  its  own  in  the  competitive  East. 

Finally,  Doogie  has  told  me  he  is  very  concerned 
that  double  R  has  gone  off  the  deep  end.  Prior  to  this 
Sunday's  Pats  game,  Doogie  was  woken  up  in  the  wee 
hours  of  the  morning  as  the  big  guy  prepared  his  tail- 
gating  spread.  But  my  bro  apparently  recovered  from 
the  lack  of  sleep  to  put  forth  a  fine  tailgating  effort. 

'The  tailgating  spread  looked  good,"  he  said.  "It  was 
a  nice  barbecue.  I'll  tell  you.  he  puts  the  whole  kitchen 
in  the  trunk  and  runs  with  it." 

And  as  you  all  know,  a  good  fan  not  only  takes  in 
the  game,  but  has  to  tailgate  with  the  best  of  them. 

Miki'  Reiss  ii  a  Collegian  columnist. 


men  s  soccer 


continued  ttom  page  10 

need  big  games  from  everybody  tonight,  and  some  of  the 
younger  guys  will  have  to  come  through." 

Comer  kicks:  The  honors  just  keep  coming  for  Brcmke. 
last  week's  Atlantic  10  Player  of  the  Week.  UMass'  stop- 


per turned  striker  was  named  to  that  week's  Soccer 
America  Men's  Collegiate  Team  of  the  Week.  Bremke  is 
tied  for  the  team  lead  in  goals  (4)  with  Dave  Siljanovski 
and  Colin  Johnson. 


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water  polo 


continued  from  page  10 

the  day  before,  though,"  he  said. 

Overall,  the  Minutemen  did  well  in 
their  man-up  percentage  with  a  13 
oul  of  20  success  rate.  Yarwonh  was 
also  pleased  with  ihc  performance  of 
his  other  senior  co-  captain. 

"Adolpho  Oliete  |46  points.  67 
quarters  played]  took  the  role  and 
did  real  well  setting  two  meters,  and 
he  has  been  our  secondary  back-up 

■  field  hockey 


to  Luis  Limardo,"  Yarworth  said. 

Sophomore  Ron  Gonen  was 
impressive  this  weekend  with  six 
goals  and  seven  assists.  Since  coming 
back  from  pre-  season  surgery  which 
led  to  an  early  slump.  Gonen  is 
apparently  on  the  comeback  trail.  He 
led  the  team  in  steals  last  season 
with  56. 

"Ron  Gonen  is  starting  to  play 


what  he  is  capable  of,"  Yarworth  said. 
The  Minutemen  will  play  in  the 
Eastern  Water  Polo  Association 
Varsity  North  Division  Tournament 
this  weekend  at  Amherst  College 
where  they  will  be  hosting  Harvard 
University.  M.I.T.,  Boston  College 
and  Brown  University.  This  will  be 
their  second  and  last  home  meet  of 
the  season. 


continued  from  page  10 

Who  votes?  Six  head  coaches.  There  are  20  teams  that 
make  the  poll  but  only  six  voters.  It  hardly  seems  like  six 
is  enough  to  provide  an  accurate  showing. 

Donnelly  claims  the  poll  means  very  little  when  it 
comes  to  taking  the  field. 

"We  just  focus  on  winning,"  Donnelly  said.  "If  we  finish 
the  season  with  only  one  or  two  losses,  there  is  no  way 
they  can  keep  us  down  at  eight.  We  can't  worry  about 

■  women 's  soccer 


how  they  vote." 

Senior  co-captain  Danielle  Borges  says  thai  the  team 
has  just  gotten  used  to  being  slighted. 

"We  come  to  expect  by  now  that  the  polls  aren't  right 
this  year,"  Borges  said.  "We  just  need  to  beat  jMU  this 
weekend." 

"Who  cares?"  Kyri  Sparks  said.  "It  matters  in 
November.  It  doesn't  matter  now." 


continued  from  pxige  10 

Freshman  goalkeeper  Danielle 
Dion  has  recorded  5.5  shutouts  and 
has  a  0.48  goals  against  average  com- 
ing into  the  game. 

"They're  a  good  team  who  is  used 
to  playing  important  games."  Daniels 
said. 

Last  year,  when  the  two  teams  met 


up  in  Hartford,  the  Hawks  were 
struggling  with  injury  problems  and 
the  Minutewomen  prevailed  5-0.  But 
according  to  Daniels,  there  will  not 
be  any  revenge  factor. 

""It's  a  fun  rivalry,"  Daniels  said. 
"It  should  be  a  good  game.  Both 
teams  play  with  great  skill.' 


UMass  leads  the  overall  series  that 
started  in  1986  with  a  5-5-1  record. 

"I  think  it  will  be  great  for  the  fans 
and  great  for  the  players,"  Daniels 
said. 

'1  enjoy  this  rivalry  a  lot,"  Rudy 
said.  "I  think  the  players  do  too.  It's  a 
healthy  one,  it's  not  nasty." 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


ISAA  Top  20  -  Division  1  Women's  Soccer  Poll 


1  Ninth  Caioiina 

2  Noire  Dame 

3  Stanfwd 

4  Haiiloiil 


6  Santd  CIdtd 
7.  Manwkvsttts 

8  Wilham  &  Marv 

9  Conrecticut 
to  Virginia 


1 1  Poitiaiid 

1 2  Geoige  Mason 

13  Washington 

14  Oaftmoutfi 

15  Wisconsin 


16  ClemiOi) 

17  G  W 

18  St  Maivs 

19  Vanderbiit 

20  Blown 


Sports 


1  Old  Dominion 

2  James  Madison 

3  No(lt)vwesie(n 

4  North  Carolina 

5  Northeastern 


6  Ohio  State 

7  Connecticut 

t  ManackiMttts 

9  Ball  State 

10  Penn  State 


11  Princeton 

12  Iowa 

13  Delaware 

14  Maryland 

15  Sytacuse 


16  Pennsylvania 

17  Boston  College 
IB  Providence 

18  Virginia  liiedl 
20  New  Hampshire 


Women's  field  hockey  defeats  Maine 


UMass 


Maine 


By  Mike  Wnder 

Collegion  Staff 

GovkI  things  tonic  to  those  who  wait. 

That  is  cxactiv  what  the  No.  8  nationally  ranked 
Univcr-ity  of  Massachusetts  field  hockey  team  and  Natalie 
Hart  found  out  yesterday  as  they  defeated  the  Maine  Black 
Bears  at  Totinan  Field  1-0. 

The  Minutewoincn  waited  nearly  70  minutes  tor  Hart 
to  deliver  the  game  winner,  her  sixth  goal  of  the  season, 
with  1  in  Icli  in  regulation. 

Av  the  game  kwrned  in  the  balance  with  the  score  dead- 
locked at  0-0.  Han  stepped  up  lo  the  top  of  the  penalty 
circle  area  to  take  UMass'  eighth  and  final  penalty  comer 

of  the  game.  .^     •  „    u 

With  senior  All-Amcnca  candidate  Danielle  Borges  set- 
ting   Han  received  a  picture  perfect  pass  froip  juii.or 

Andrea  Cabral  and  rocket 
ed  the  shot   passed  the 
Maine  goalkeeper  Mary 
Lou  Winstel  for  the  win- 
ning score. 
"1  have  kind  of  been  rushing  my  comers  and  not  think- 
ing too  much  of  them.-  Han  said.  "On  that  one.  I  turned 
and  saw  ihe  clock  and  thought  to  myself  'this  one  really 

has  to  go  m."  .      ,       ,  ,■ 

The  conicsi  was  played  for  the  most  part  in  the  delen- 
sivc  ^.onc  .1  the  Black  Bears,  with  UMass'  best  offensive 
opportunities  coming  on  the  penalty  comers. 

The  Bears,  who  came  into  the  game  with  a  8-2-1  over 
all  record,  hung  tough  against  the  constant  olfensive  prt-s- 
sure  applied  bs  the  Minutewomen  but  wound  up  on  the 
short  end  of  Natalie's  slick. 

-This  was  a  great  opportunity  for  us.  and  our  game  plan 
worked  very  well."  Maine  Coach  Terry  Kix  said.  "We 
couldn't  give  up  too  many  comers,  and  that  last  one  killed 
us  (Hart)  can  really  hit  the  ball  well." 

Kix  said  she  had  hoped  the  Minutewomen  would  expe- 
rience an  emotional  letdown  after  their  stunning  upset  of 
North  Carolina. 

"1  think  it  was  a  great  time  to  come  in  and  play  agamst 
them.  Anytime  you  have  a  huge  win  like  that,  there  is  a 
chance  of  catching  a  team  a  little  flat."  Kix  said. 

"We  were  hoping  to  catch  them  in  the  first  10  minutes 
and  we  actually  had  an  opportunity,  but  we  couldn't  put  il 

awav."  ,   .       . 

Kix's  hopes  were  for  naught  and  in  the  view  ot  Hart  the 
game  was  not  a  letdown  even  though  the  Minutewomen 
stmgglcd  offensively. 

"I  think  this  was  not  so  much  of  a  letdown,  but  lor 
some  reason  we  don't  play  as  well  against  teams  who 
don't  spread  the  field  as  well."  Hart  said.  "I  think  that  we 
stniggle  in  that  respect  because  we  don't  spread  out  too 
well  ourselves." 

With  UMass  coming  into  the  game  sporting  a  7-1-5 
record.  Coach  Megan  Donnelly  emphasized  the  impor- 
tance of  winning  the  game  and  not  recording  the 
Minutewomcn's  fourth  tie  of  the  year. 

-We  needed  to  prove  to  ourselves  that  we  can  end  the 


Field  hockey  poll 
raises  questions 


By  Malt  VaukNir 

Collegian  Staff 


NAIMAN  MAHTIN  /  COlLtCIAN 


Kyri  Sparks  and  the  Minutewomen  defense  continued  their  outstanding  play  recording  their  ninth  shutout  of 
the  season. 


games  in  regulation  and  someone  can  step  up  and  score." 

Donnelly  said.  „    ,      . 

Donnelly  said  that  after  coming  off  the  huge  win 
against  the  Tar  Heels,  she  viewed  the  game  against  Maine 
as  a  let  down  and  was  thankful  to  come  away  with  the  vic- 

"!  think  a  letdown  is  lo  be  expected."  Donnelly  said. 
"We  haven't  had  a  day  off  in  a  long  time  and  right  now 
we  are  physically  exhausted.  This  game  was  a  matter  of 
getting  through  it  the  best  we  could." 


"I'm  really  relieved  to  gel  through  this  game.  Maine  is 
a  tough  team  to  play.  They  are  very  fast  and  very  aggres- 
sive and  that's  a  team  you  don't  want  to  play  after  a  big 

The  Minutewomen  lake  their  8-1-3  record  on  the  road 
when  they  face  off  against  Rhode  Island  or,  Saturday  and 
then  clash  against  lames  Madison  on  Sunday  at  Boston 

College.  ... 

The  Dukes  are  currently  ranked  second  in  the  nation 
behind  Old  Dominion. 


Roll  the  dice,  cut  the  deck  or  just  draw  teams  out 
of  a  hat.  One  of  these  seems  to  be  the  formula  for 
this  year's  NCAA  Division  1  field  hockey  poll. 

A  quick  glance  at  the  lop  ten  of  this  week's 
updated  rankings: 

I  Old  Dominion.  2.  |ames  Madison,  5. 
Northwestem.  4.  North  Carolina,  5.  Northeastern. 
6.  Ohio  Stale,  7.  Connecticut.  8.  Massachusetts,  9. 
Ball  State,  10.  Penn  State. 

This  poll  is  so  full  of  ludicrous  contradictions  that 
it's  hard  to  take  il  seriously. 

A  week  ago  lames  Madison  was  undefeated  and 
stood  at  No.  2  behind  North  Carolina.  Last  Sunday 
UNC  was  upset  by  UMass,  while  |MU  remained 
undefeated.  The  logical  progression  would  move  the 
Lady  Dukes  into  the  top  spot,  right? 

Well,  the  problem  here  is  the  word  logical. 
Instead  of  boosting  |MU,  the  only  undefeated  team 
left  in  the  Division  1.  to  No.  1.  Old  Dominion 
leap-frogged  the  Lady  Dukes  into  the  top  spot. 

The  only  thing  the  Lady  Monarchs  have  over 
lames  Madison  is  tradition.  |MU  has  beaten  ODU 
(2-1  on  Sept.  1 1 )  and  has  two  fewer  losses  than  Ihe 
10-2-1  Lady  Monarchs. 

It  is  even  hard  to  come  up  with  an  intelligent  rea- 
son why  ODU  is  above  North  Carolina.  The  Lady 
Tar  Heels  have  also  beaten  Old  Dominion  and  have 
one  fewer  loss  than  the  Lady  Monarchs. 

"There  is  a  lot  more  parity  this  year," 
Massachusetts  Coach  Megan  Donnelly  said. 
"There  are  more  teams  who  are  capable  of  knock- 
ing each  other  off.  and  [poll  voters]  didn't  lake 
thai  into  account  so  the  fluctuations  were  big. 
Now  they  understand  that  there  are  a  lot  of  good 
teams,  so  they're  not  making  the  adjustments  the 

same  way."  .,      r         u 

Things  have  been  questionable  lor  the 
Minutewomen  as  well. 

After  starling  the  season  at  No.  6,  the 
Minutewomen  went  undefeated  in  their  first  eight 
games.  In  that  time  they  fell  lo  No.  9  and  then  to 
No.  12a  week  later. 

The  Minutewomen  lost  their  first  game  of  the  sea- 
son Oct.  2,  so  UMass  was  headed  for  another  fall, 
right?  The  coaches  poll  for  that  week  moved  the 
Minutewomen  up  three  spots  to  No.  9.  A  few  more 
defeats  and  they  will  be  headed  to  No.  1 . 

Then  after  they  upset  No.  1  UNC.  ihey  only  move 
up  one  spot  and  they  are  still  behind  Ohio  State  and 
UConn  who  both  have  more  losses  than  UMass. 

Turn  to  FIELD  HOCKEY,  page  8 


Water  polo  sweeps  at 
Villanova  Invitational 


By  Allison  Connolly 

Collegian  Correspondent 


le  best  we  couia.  "^ "  "• ^ 

Minutewomen  ready  to  host  No.  1  Hartford  Hawks 


This  past  weekend  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  men's 
water  polo  team.  18-5  (lb-2  in 
EWPA).  proved  that  they  are 
ready  for  another  high  berth  in  the 
Eastern  Championships  lo  be  held 
next  month  in  Cambridge.  Mass. 

The  Minutemen  swept  all  four 
matches  at  the  Villanova 
Invitational  in  Philadelphia.  Pa. 

With  consecutive  wins  of  12-11 
over  No,  14-rankcd  nationally 
Princeton  and  Queens  College  on 
Saturday,  the  Minutemen  went  on 
u.  defeat  Boston  College  with  a 
21-7  win  and  Villanova  with  a 
14-5  victory  Sunday, 

Senior  co-captain  lavier 
Cionzalez  (106  points.  65  quarters 
played)  had  a  great  weekend,  lead 
ing  the  scoring  in  three  out  of  lour 
games  while  dishing  out  five  assists 
Sophomore  Greg  Menlon  (60 
points.  70  quarters  played)  led  the 
scoring  in  the  Boston  College  game 
with  six  goals  and  three  assists. 

Without  two  of  their  belter 
players,  junior  Luis  Limardo  (76 
points.  54  goals)  and  his  brother, 
freshman  |uan  Carlos  Limardo 
(55  points.  0,555  shooting  per- 
centage), the  Minutemen  went 
into  their  matches  on  Saturday 
not  knowing  what  lo  expect, 
"On  Saturday,  we  responded  by 


playing  inconsistently,  which  is 
understandable  but  not  forgiv- 
able." Coach  Russ  Yarworth  said, 
"The  inconsistency  was  that 
they  were  pulling  themselves  in  a 
situation  with  the  game  in  control, 
and  then  relaxing  on  defense  and 
giving  up  the  quick  goals." 

With  two  three-goal  leads  in 
ihe  Princeton  game.  UMass  let  the 
Tigers  back  in  the  game  with  a 
minute  lo  go  by  letting  them  score 
two  quick  goals. 

The  same  happened  against 
Queens.  Up  by  a  score  of  12-  6. 
UMass  once  again  faltered  and  fell 
into  that  trap,  letting  Queens  back 
in  the  contest  for  a  final  score  of 
12-11. 

Yarworth  was  not  pleased  with 
the  showing  on  Saturday. 
However.  Sunday  proved  lo  be  an 
about-face. 

"After  we  had  a  team  attitude 
adjustment  session.  Sunday  we 
just  came  out  and  played." 
Yarworth  said. 

"I  don't  know  if  that  group  of 
guys  could  play  any  better  than 
they  played  against  Villanova, 
They  played  tremendous  defense, 
tremendous  offense,  and  only  had 
a  couple  of  mental  lapses  towards 
the  end  of  the  game," 

Bui  Yarworth  has  a  long  memo- 
ry 'It  doesn't  mean  I  forgot  about 

Turn  to  WATER  POlO  pcjge  8 


By  Cand'Ke  Ftemming 

Collegion  Staff 

It's  No.  1  versus  No.  2. 
Today  Hartford,  the  No.  1  team  in 
the  Northeast  region,  comes  to 
Richard  F.  Garber  Field  for  a  5:50 
p.m.  till  against  the  No.  2  team  in  Ihe 
region.  Massachusetts. 

This  is  the  biggest  game  of  the  sea 
son  so  far  for  the  Minutewomen.  who 
lake  a  9-2-0  record  into  the  game. 

"This  game  is  bigger  than  the  Santa 
Clara  and  William  &  Mary  games 
because  this  one  is  like  the  battle  of 
inlcrsiaie  91,"  UMass  Coach  |im 
Rudy  said,  "it  will  be  very  competi- 
tive, both  teams  will  battle  hard." 

When  you  have  something  on  the 

line,  something  to  win.  you  play  hard." 

Along  with  being  No.  1  in  the 

region,  the  Hawks  are  No.  4  in  the 

nation  with  a  9-1-1  record. 

Hartford's  only  loss  of  the  season 
came  at  the  hands  of  No.  5  nationally 
ranked  Stanford.  1-0.  in  their  third 
game  of  the  season. 

Hartford  has  beaten  Portland.  4-5 
in  OT.  who  has  been  ranked  as  high 
as  No.  2  in  Soccer  America's  poll  and 
is  currently  ranked  eleventh  in  the 
national  poll,  and  tied  Dartmouth, 
ranked  No.  14  in  the  national  poll. 

The  Hawks  have  six  players  in  dou- 
ble figures  in  total  points.  Leading 
the  way  have  been  juniors  (essica 
Reifer  and  Irene  Siclling. 

Rcifer  has  been  a  scoring  machine 
in  Hartford's  1 1  games  so  far  and  she 
leads  Ihe  team  in  goals  (14)  and  points 
(55).  to  go  along  with  six  assists. 
Stelling  has  scored  10  of  her  12  goals 
in  the  last  six  games.  She  also  has  six 


assists  for  a  total  of  50  points. 

Other  high  scorers  for  the  Hawks 
have  been  sophomores  Stephanie 
Chmura.  who  has  24  points  (nine 
goals,  six  assists),  and  Erin  Pochman, 
who  has  17  points  (four  goals,  nine 
assists).  The  other  two  Hawks  with 
double  figures  in  points  is  freshman 
Donna  Holyman  (five  goals,  five 
assists  for  15  points)  and  senior  Lisa 
Kesselman  (four  goals,  two  assists  for 
10  points). 

"ITheir  stats]  arc  impressive  look- 
ing." Rudy  said.  "They  are  a  very 
dynamic  team.  Their  front  six  people 
can  all  score." 

Sophomore  goalkeeper  Danielle 
Rotondi  has  been  impressive  in  Ihe 
net  for  the  Hawks  with  59  saves  for  a 
.808  save  percentage. 

Even  with  the  magnitude  of  the 
game.  Hartford  Coach  Austin  Daniels 
is  gelling  ready  for  il  like  any  other 
match. 

"This  game  is  no  different  than  any 
other  game."  Hartford  Coach  Austin 
Daniels  said.  "We'll  prepare  for  this 
game  like  any  other." 

The  Minutewomen  have  been  led  in 
the  scoring  department  by  sophomore 
Rebecca  Myers  (seven  goals,  one  assist 
for  15  points)  and  juniors  Nicole 
Roberts  (five  goals,  three  assists  for  1 5 
points)  and  Rachel  LcDuc  (four  goals, 
two  assists  for  ten  points). 

Defenders  Heidi  Kocher  and  Erin 
Lynch,  along  with  |ulie  Magid. 
Nikki  Ahrcnholz.  Amy  Powell  and 
Erica  Iverson.  have  all  turned  in 
outstanding  performances  so  far  this 
season. 

Turn  to  WOMEN'S  SOCCER  page  8 


>.'  ", ;  X.IIU)  (  CMUCMM 

Rachel  LeDuc  and  the  rest  of  the  women's  soccer  team  are  taking  on 
Ha.tford,  the  No.  1  ranked  team  in  the  Northeast  region,  today  at  3:30 
p.m.  at  Garber  Field. 


Tips  from  a  true  football  family 


For  years  it's  been  a  Sunday  tradition  for  my  brother 
Doogic  and  me  lo  watch  football  games  alongside  our 
old  man  in  the  cozy  confines  of  our  living  room.  But 
last  year,  our  pops  (we'll  call  him  double  R)  cracked 
into  the  wallet  and  sprung  for  Patriots  season  tickets 

Our  Sundays,  or  more  specifically  our  lives,  have 
never  been  the  same.  With  his  paunch  belly,  both 
Doogic  and  1  are  starting  lo  think  double  R  might  be 
experiencing  an  identity  crisis 
with  Bill  Parcells. 

Nonetheless,  double  R  was 
particularly  pleased  when 
informetl  of  today's  column  on 
the  NFL,  and  he  feh  obliged  to 
offer  his  thoughts. 

For  Ihe  bettor,  double  R  has 
this:  up  to  dale,  every  team  coming  off  a  bye  week  that 
plays  a  team  not  coming  off  a  bye  week  has  nol  only 
won  the  game,  but  covered  the  number.  This  past 
weeks  evidence:  Denver  defeats  Seattle;  Los  Angeles 
defeats  New  England.  But  don't  jump  on  this  trend  this 
coming  Sunday.  The  four  teams  that  had  a  bye  (AFC 
central)  on  Sunday  are  playing  each  other.  Run  with  il 
next  week. 

Double  R  seems  to  think  he  should  be  alongside  the 
Big  Tuna  (Parcells,  of  course)  on  the  sidelines.  The  big 
pi\  pi.ints  out  that  fonner  Ohio  State  football  coach 
WikkK  Haves  would  say  "three  things  happen  when 


you  pass,  and  two  of  them  are  bad,"  Double  R  is  nol 
happy  the  Pats  threw  over  50  times  on  Sunday.  He  was 
seen  heckling  Parcells  from  the  stands,  begging  for  the 
old  "three  yards  and  a  cloud  of  dust"  game-plan. 

While  double  R  settles  down,  let's  check  in  with 

brother  Doogie.  who  right  now  holds  the  edge  as 

tofv-lailgater.    "Gcez.  I  never  knew  he  could  drink  that 

many  bot-ri.  "  s«i(l  double  R  after  Doogie  made  his  sec 

ond  appearance  in  Foxboro  for 

the  Raiders  tilt.  Doogie  slicks 

with  the  obvious,  saying  that  Ben 

Coales  and  Kevin  Turner  were 

the  lop  Patriot  performers  on 

Sunday,  Thanks  for  the  insight. 

bro. 

Before  we  get  on  lo  other 
thoughts  around  the  NFl.,  one  more  point  on  the  Pals. 
The  family  is  quite  perplexed  abL>ui  the  lack  of  a  running 
game,  because  to  our  knowledge,  it  has  been  shown  ihat 
run  blocking  is  easier  to  perfect  than  pass  blocking.  Yet 
ihe  Pats  seem  to  have  that  mixed  up.  and  double  R  and 
sons  arc  not  happy. 

Now  let's  go  around  the  league  and  gather  some 
points  and  trends.  Did  you  know  the  learn  which  gets 
more  interceptions  has  won  close  lo  95  percent  of  the 
games? 


Minutemen  to  play  Providence  tonight 


Turn  to  FOOTSAU,  page  8 


By  Tad  KoHWr 

Collegian  Staff 

Homes  away  from  home  have  been  friendly  confines  for 
University  of  Massachusetts  teams.  The  men's  basketball 
learn  consistently  wins  in  Springfield  and  Worcester,  and 
just  three  days  ago  the  field  hockey  squad  stunned  lop- 
ranked  North  Carolina  al  Weslfield  Slate. 

Tonight  at  7  p.m.  men's  soccer  "hosts"  Providence 
College  at  Zoii  Park  in  Chicopec,  the  first  of  three  consec- 
utive non-conference  matches  for  the  Minutemen, 

Though  Ihe  record  suggests  the  team  ought  lo  be  confi- 
dent on  the  uncustomary  pilch.  UMass  (6-4-1.  4-1  in 
A-10)  will  nol  be  at  full  strength  for  this  Atlantic 
ia-meel!HBig  East  clash.  Midficid  co-captain  Mike  Doyle  is 
in  civilians  tonight,  for  he  injured  his  fool  when  he  was  lack- 
led  fiv)m  behind  by  a  George  Washington  player  Sunday. 

Minuleman  defense,  erratic  in  its  two  weekend  tilts,  will 
miss  suspended  ace  marksman  Dan  Chagnon,  who  was 
questionably  sent  off  against  the  Colonials. 

"Doyle's  a  leader  and  a  starter,  so  that  hurls  us. 
Assistant  Coach  Steve  Rammel  .said. 

Head  Coach  Sam  Koch  scheduled  practice  for  yesterday 
evening  to  prepare  his  side  for  conditions  under  the  lights. 
But  Ihe  session  also  served  Koch  and  Rammel  in  Iheir 
decision  on  what  lineup  adjustments  lo  make  in  Doyle  and 
Chagnon's  absence,  Rammel  said  they  were  uncertain  of 
those  moves  yesterday  afternoon. 

Il  appears  iheir  substitute  for  Doyle  would  be  a  clearer 
choice,  as  senior  midfielder  |oc  Martjca  has  seen  action  in 


all  games  but  one.  But  the  defensive  quartet  of  Chagnon, 
Benny  Sheally.  Karslen  Bremke  and  |oc  lacobson  has  put 
in  almost  all  the  backfield  time.  Alex  Sobdinow  is  the 
most  experienced  reserve  back,  having  played  bul  four 
games  in  the  past  two  years  and  never  starting  a  match. 

While  the  other  UMass  programs  have  scheduled  off- 
campus  home  dates  lo  boost  attendance,  Koch  brings  his 
team  the  few  extra  miles  south  of  Amherst  to  showcase  its 
prowess  for  the  rest  of  western  Massachusetts. 

"We're  basically  Ihe  only  Division  I  team  around  here  and 
a  few  of  our  guys  are  from  the  area,  so  it's  •  chance  for  them 
to  play  in  front  of  their  friends  and  family."  Rammel  said. 
Chagnon  is  UMass'  Chicopee  native,  but  he  will  not  play  for 
being  shown  the  red  card.  Maruca  (East  Longmeadow), 
Brad  Miller  (Longmeadow)  and  Mike  Butler  (West 
Springfield)  are  Ihe  olher  kicals  in  the  UMass  roster. 

The  Minutemen  assembled  ihcir  season  long  winning 
streak  of  four  from  Sept.  24  to  Ocl.  7.  bul  GWU  ended  it 
Sunday.  They  will  aliempl  to  start  over  against  a  Friars 
squad  that  Rammel  scouted  and  does  nol  underestimate. 

"They're  a  gtxxl  team  and  they  can  beat  us."  Rammel 
said.  "They've  got  midfielders  who  work  their  lails  off  and 
iwo  solid  forwards." 

But  instead  of  concerning  itself  loo  deeply  with  the  oppo- 
sition. UMass'  staff  has  adopted  a  (ohn  Woodeneaque  strate- 
gy of  primary  concern  for  its  own  players. 

'We  just  wanted  to  have  a  good  practice  and  gel  our 
guys  ready  lo  have  great  games."  Rammel  said.  "We'll 

Turn  to  MfN'S  90CCIR.  page  6 


Women's  soccer 
falls  to  Hartford 

Nicole  Roberts  woffd  (of  the  No  1 
UMasv  women's  soccer  team,  but  the 
team  lost  2-1  to  No.  4  Hartford  yester- 
day (See  Sports,  page  16). 


Cultural  conference 

The  Williams  College  South  Asian 
Student  Association  and  their 
Museum  ot  Art  co-hosted  the  South 
Asian  Student  Conference  this  weefi- 
end.  (See  story,  page  J). 


Redeeming 


Tim  Robbins  and  Morgan  Freeman 
overcome  cliches  in  their  new  film, 
adapted  from  a  short  story  by  Stephen 
King  (See  Arts  a  Living,  page  9). 


Extended  Forecast 

Sunny  today  with  light  winds  Highs 
in  the  lower  60s,  with  increasing 
clouds  tonight,  and  the  low  35  to  40 
Mixed  clouds  and  sun  beginning 
f  riday  and  moving  into  the  weekend 


High:  60 
low:  35 


High:  65 
LOW:  35 


High:  60 

low:  40 


The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  22 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •  Founded  in  1890  •   Daily  Since  1967 


Thursday,  October  13,  1994 


European  perspectives  on  Clinton*s  global  policy 


By  Jessica  Tavema 

Collegian  Staff 


Europeans  refer  to  President  Clinton  as  the  "printe  ul 
perhaps.'  with  foreign  policies  that  change  periodicalK 
and  an  approach  that  fails  to  resolve  conflict,  Therese 
Raphael,  deputy  editor  of  the  Wall  Slrcel  foumal  llurope. 
said. 

Raphael  spoke  at  Tobin  Hull  yeslerday  allcrnoun  and 
addressed  Clinton's  public  policy  from  a  Ruropean  per 
spectivc.  She  has  acquired  a  feel  for  the  perspective 
through  her  lour  years  at  the  fournaW  office  in  Brus'-cl>. 
Belgium. 

After  graduating  from  Cornell  University  with  a  degree 
in  international  relations  and  ethical  philosophy.  Raphael 
interned  at  the  foumal  and  managed  to  work  her  way  to 
an  editorial  position,  Eric  Einhom,  chair  of  the  political 
science  department,  said. 

The  general  feeling  in  Europe  is  that  Clinton  is  as  "suit 
as  putty."  and  that  he  suffers  from  a  case  ol  "chronic  vac- 
illation,' Raphael  said. 

"Clinton  is  like  a  revolving  lighthouse;  when  ihe  light 
shines  on  you  it  feels  warm  and  cozy,  but  most  o(  the  time 
you're  in  the  dark,"  Raphael  said. 

The  Clinton  Administration  holds  foreign  policy 
hostage  to  domestic  politics,  an  approach  that  will  hinder 
solutions  to  problems  and  challenges  facing  Europe  in  the 
future,  Raphael  said. 

Policy  issues  can  be  considered  far  more  complicated 
now  than  they  were  during  the  Cold  War,  though.  During 
that  period,  there  was  an  enemy  and  a  set  formula  to  plug 
policy  into.  Raphael  said. 

A  growing  fear  of  engaging  military  where  there's  a 
possibility  of  American  casualties  and  the  major  delcnsc 
draw-down  is  impeding  America's  ability  to  act  abroad, 
Raphael  said. 

If  this  continues,  the  United  States  may  jeopardize  its 
credibility  in  Europe  and  run  the  risk  of  being  held 
hostage  to  an  inefficient  system,  in  which  the  tasks  set  out 
by  NATO  and  the  Uniteci  Nations  contradict  each  olher, 
Raphael  said. 

"The  European  nations  focus  on  minor  issue--  like  rioiv 
over  fish  prices  instead  of  concentrating  on  issue-,  ol  -ecu 
rity  and  cooperation,"  Brandon  Young,  a  sophoniuic 
political  science  major  who  attended  the  loruni.  said    He 


IJS,  foreign  policy  turns 
political  in  times  of  peace 


By  Andrew  Davidson 

Collegian  Staff 


The  changing  global  political  climate  detemtines 
American  foreign  policy  today  as  much  as  the  lead- 
ers who  shape  it. 

Wall  Street  journal  Europe's  deputy  editorial 
page  editor  Therese  Raphael's  critical  analysis  of 
Clinton  foreign  policy  encompassed  an  internation- 
alist perspective  not 


Clinton  and  Ji*iJ 

Europ^S 


News  AnalysisJ 


normally  available 
within  the  United 
States. 

"There  is  no  formu- 
la as  there  was  during 


ES^iCA  TAVfRNA  '  f  OtUCIAN 


The  Wall  Street  journal  Europe's  cieputy  editorial  page 
editor,  Tfierese  Raphael,  addressed  Prof.  Eric  Einhorn's 
American  Foreign  Policy  class  yesterday  in  Tobin  Hall. 

had  sf)ent  time  in  Europe  and  saw  these  kind  of  inefficien- 
cies first  hand,  he  said. 

The  three  major  American  policy  issues  in  Europe 
addressed  were  concerning  Russia,  Bosnia  and  NATO. 
Raphael  looked  at  these  issues  through  the  perspective  of 
Anterica's  responsibility  and  role,  and  the  effectiveness  of 
the  policies  that  have  already  been  instated. 

It  is  difficult  to  analyze  Clinton's  policy  at  this  time, 
because  of  recent  successes  that  do  not  fall  into  the  recur- 
ring pattern  of  waffiing  the  president  has  displayed  thus 
far.  Raphael  said. 

The  president  did  not  have  to  face  up  to  any  loss  of 
American  lives  in  Haiti,  and  was  able  to  resolve  the  prob- 
lem in  a  relatively  short  period  of  time,  according  to 
Raphael.  It  was  his  foreign  policy  which  effectively  mobi- 
lized forces  in  Irat),  Raphael  said. 

-These  are  tnore  exceptions  to  policy  that  has  largely 
lacked  coherence,"  Raphael  said. 


the  Cold  War."  Raphael  said. 

The  breakdown  of  the  bipolar  international  cli- 
mate to  which  the  world  grew  so  accustomed  after 
World  War  II  drew  Raphael  to  ask  the  important 
question,  "Does  NATO  still  have  a  puropse?'  The 
U.S.  "has  essentially  checked-oul.  The  priority  in 
Europe  is  Russia,  and  the  rest  of  Europe  has  been 
sacrificed." 

Several  factors  have  determined  the  deterioration 
of  NATO's  effectiveness  after  the  fall  of  commu- 
nism, and  the  crisis  in  the  former  Yugoslavia  under 
scores  the  problems  which  the  world's  major  peace 
keeping  organizations  must  face. 

The  confiict  between  the  United  Nations,  who 
must  rule  by  consensus,  and  NATO,  who  wishes  to 
establish  a  clear  military  objective,  has  prevented 
the  Western  democracies  from  establishing  a  solu 
tion  to  the  confiict  which  has  now  dragged  on  lor 
over  three  years. 

But  the  lack  of  urgency  is  exactly  what  prevents 
the  Uniitxl  Stales  and  Western  Europe  from  estab 
lishing  a  clear  objective. 

"Alliances  arc  weakest  when  there  is  no  imminent 

Turn  to  FORtIGN  POUCY  (xige  3 


Employers  arrive 
in  search  of  students 
for  future  positions 


By  Ar>drew  Ferguson 
end  Kelly  Spang 

Collegian  Staff 


Students  who  are  months  —  or  even  years  —  away  from 
graduation  crowded  into  the  University  of  Massachusetts 
Campus  Center  Auditorium  for  a  chance  to  speak  to  some 
of  the  52  cotnpanies  looking  for  a  few  good  students. 

Students  of  all  majors  met  with  representatives  of  vari- 
ous companies  at  a  career  fair  sponsored  by  the 
Undergraduate  Business  Club. 

"Our  main  purpose  is  to  get  information  out,"  said 
Jennifer  Arieta.  a  Jordan  Marsh  representative  and  a  recent 
UMass  graduate.  "We  talk  to  students  and  see  what 
they're  inleresled  in.  People  come  to  us  with  questions,  il 
ihcy  want,  they  can  leave  a  resume.  The  recruitment  direc- 
tor gels  all  of  the  resumes." 

Lisa  Berkowitz,  president  of  the  club  and  a  senior 
accounting  major,  said  this  fair  increased  from  the  last 
both  in  the  number  of  companies  participating  and  the 
number  of  volunteers. 

Students  participating  in  the  fair  had  the  option  to  also 
discuss  possible  internships  and  co-ops  as  well  as  perma- 
nent jobs. 

Berkowitz  said  many  of  the  representatives  of  the  many 
companies  which  ranged  from  Taco  Bell  to  AT&T  arc 
UMass  graduates. 

"It  gives  students  some  hope  for  finding  a  job."  she  said. 

The  career  fair  is  not  only  to  let  students  know  what 
type  of  jobs  are  available,  but  it  also  allows  companies  to 
market  their  names  to  students. 

"Our  goal  is  to  gel  our  name  out  to  students,  to  have 
people  learn  about  our  company"  said  Elizabeth  Shechan, 
a  representative  from  Enterprise  Renl-a-Car.  "It's  great 
because  we  can  expose  ourselves  to  students  and  educate 
them  about  the  company." 

The  Undergraduate  Business  Club  Is  open  to  any  stu 
dents  from  the  School  of  Management,  but  is  particularly 
designed  for  lirsl  and  second  year  students,  according  to 


Turn  to  CAREiR  FAIR,  page  3 


New  female  condom 
provides  new  option 


Fair  offers  students  a  peek  at  studying  abroad 


By  Tim  While 

Collegian  Staff 


By  Emily  Marino 

Collegian  Staff 


Contraceptive  options  for 
women  now  include  one  more, 
thanks  to  the  makers  of  Reality, 
the  first  female  condom.  Reality  is 
a  soft,  loose-fitting  pouch  that 
lines  the  vagina  and  is  designed  to 
provide  protection  against  preg- 
nancy. 

Reality  is  a  poU  pnpN  Icnc 
sheath  (opposed  to  the  male  con 
dom,  which  is  typically  made  of 
latex)  with  a  74  percent  effective 
ness  rate  against  pregnancy, 
according  to  the  manufacturers. 

Kim  Mueller,  a  graduate  stu 
dent  of  Public  Health  at  ihc 
University  of  Massachusetts  and 
Peer  Health  Educator  at 
University  Health  Services  empha- 
sized the  fact  that  Reality  has  not 
yet  been  tested  for  its  effective- 
ness in  protecting  against  sexually 
transmitted  diseases. 

According  to  Mueller,  the 
female  condom  was  tested 
approximately  one  year  ago  over  a 
six  month  period  using  real  people 
as  subjects,  Mueller  said  that 
because  testers  did  not  want  to 
risk  exposing  subjects  to  STDs, 
there  is  only  information  available 
regarding  pregnancy  rate 

Initial  controversy  over  the 
shon  testing  (x-riod  did  occur,  but 
Reality  was  approved  by  I  he  Food 
and  Drug  Administration  in  1993 
According  lo  the  I'an 
American,  the  student  newspaper 
at  Ihc  University  of  Texas  Pan 
American,  the  female  cvndom  has 
two  rings  The  ring  at  Ihe  closed 
end  is  used  to  insert  the  device 
and  hold  il  in  place,  while  the 
outer  ring  rests  outside  and  partly 
ctivers  the  vagina. 

Ik-cause  the  outer  vagina  is  pur 
nally  covered,  according  lo 
Mueller,  further  testing  may  reveal 
ihpt  ihc  female  condom  (locv  pro 
tect  against  some  STDs 

Kalhy  MiKire.  assistant  dircctur 
of  public  affairs  at  the  I  amiK 
Planning  Council  of  Western  New 
Massachusetts  in  Northampton. 
said  that  using  a  harrier  contra- 
ceptive does  prevent  the  spread  oi 
STDs  if  used  effectively  and  con 
sistcnily  The  female  condom. 
while  yet  unlcsicd.  i--  a  barrur 
contraceptive. 

Mueller  said  that  Ihc  female 
condom  was  aim^  as  an  incxpen 
sive.  accessible  alternative  to  the 
male  condom.  If  a  male  condom  is 
not  available  at  the  time  of  sexual 
intercourse.  Mueller  said  that 
Reality  is  an  alternative  which  is 
belter  than  using  no  contraception 
at  all. 


"1  think  thai  the  idea  behind  il 
|the  female  condom  j  is  that 
women  will  be  more  responsible 
and  I  hat  ihcy  have  more  control 
lover  protecting  themselves 
against  pregnancy)."  said  Mueller. 
The  fact  that  Reality  is  available 
without  a  prescription  and  offers 
women  the  same  convenience  of 
spontaneity  that  the  male  condom 
offers  also  adds  to  its  appeal  as  a 
contraceplivc  option,  according  lo 
Mueller 

"Wc  oiler  the  condom  hcl..lu^c 
it  provides  a  much  needed  allema- 
live."  said  Moore.  "We  have  lo  be 
rcali^lic  aKiul  how  il'-,  going  lo  be 
rcucncd 

Moore  said  that  all  forms  of 
birlh  control  are  under  public 
scrutiny  when  first  introduced, 
especially  harrier  contraceptives. 

"Over  time  traditional  condoms 
have  fx'comc  more  common,"  said 
Moore,  recalling  efforts  to  encour- 
age men  lo  use  condoms  during 
the  second  World  War. 

"U>>agc  is  always  the  big,  black 
hole,"  said  Moore,  who  empha- 
sized the  importance  of  proper 
and  consistent  contraception 
usage  in  determining  its  success 
rate 

"The  most  important  thing 
about  any  kind  of  contraceptive  is 
that  you  have  to  use  it."  ^jiid 
McKire 

McKirc  said  that  fxople  need  lo 
incorporale  coniraccplion  into 
ihcir  lifeslyles,  and  thai  with  a 
new  prtKluct  like  the  female  ton 
dom.  thi--  will  lake  lime 

Manufacturers  su\  thai  the 
lemalc  condom  can  f>c  inserted  up 
Ul  eighl  lu'urs  prior  lo  active  sexu- 
al inictvourse,  though  il  i^  usually 
inserted  iv^o  to  20  minute-  K-fore 
inKici'ur^c.  due  likch  lo  comtorl 

laileT^ 

"1  ihtnk  the  more  options  avail- 
iible  lor  birlh  conlail  and  protcc- 
non  from  STDs.  the  K-iter."  ^aid 
Icff  CloulcT.  a  former  Peer  Hcallh 
educator  .ind  Ni-i  Ri.dd\  lur 
Bedtime  Player 

Clouier  said  ihai  due  lo  its  large 
sl/c.  the  lemalc  condiim  does  not 
seem  like  a  convenient  cimtracep 
live  method  in  terms  ol  carrying 
ncealing  ii 
1  ■  c  l'<in  Amf^iiiiii  sdiil  ihai 
Realm  is  available  as  a  pack  of 
three  female  condoms  and  an 
instruction  kit  for  aboul  $8 

The  Family  Planning  Council  ot 
Western  Massachuscit*  dtics  offer 
the  Reahly  female  condom  For 
more  information,  tall  the  clinic 
at  ^!<^  .'''*9,  or  I  «KV7i(L20l6 
lo  rcdvh  ihc  lll\    Hoilinc  for  tcsi 

turn  '    »MAIE  CONDOM  poge  3 


The  Study  Abroad  Fair  on  the 
Campus  Center  Concourse  offered 
students  a  sneak  peck  at  what  they 
might  encounter  when  living  in  a  for- 
eign country. 

Sponsored  by  International 
Programs,  the  fair  had  eight  tables 
highlighting  countries  from  India  to 
Latin  America. 

"We  offer  approximately  50 
exchange  programs."  said  Study 
Abroad  Coordinator  Russell  Edgar. 
"About  800  students  a  year  go 
abroad,  both  from  UMass  and  out- 
side the  schcKil." 

The  initial  obstacle  to  overcome 
when  planning  on  going  on  an 
exchange  is  the  funding.  Edgar  said 
tuition  usually  covers  the  cost  for 
going. 

"It  depends  on  what  program  you 
choose,  some  countries  may  be  more 
expensive  than  others,"  said  Edgar. 
"Because  it  is  based  on  tuition  fees, 
financial  aid  can  be  applied." 

Edgar  said  that  if  you  are  an 
out-of-stale  student,  sometimes  it  is 
less  expensive  lo  go  on  an  exchange 
than  to  go  to  school. 

That  was  not  the  case  for  senior 
mechanical  engineering  major  Robert 
Taylor,  an  out-of-state  student  who 
went  to  India 

"It  was  very  expensive."  said 
Taylor  "My  travel  expenses  were 
higher,  plus  1  had  lo  pay  tuition  " 

Taylor  said  he  had  a  great  experi 
encc.  but  found  some  facets  difficult 
lo  adjust  to 

"The  academic  life  was  very  rigor- 
ous." said  Tavlor  "1  couldn't  transfer 
,ill  my  credits  K..aiisc  I  didn't  make 
good  grades." 

Seniors  Lisa  Capoccia  and  Amy 
Martin  both  attended  the  University 
ol  Seville  in  Spain,  and  said  they  had 
no  problem  transferring  ail  of  their 
Liedils 

■'The  learning  experience  reallv 
^omes  from  meeting  people,  though- 
said  Martin.  "Vou  learn  more  out  of 


DAMXIN  '.MItM  I  tOnlf.l»H 

Caroline  Arnold  (left),  Maryelise  Zamet  (center)  and  joAnn  Bernhard  (rigfit)  fielp  students  wfio  are  interested  in 
studying  abroad. 


the  classroom  than  in.' 

When  II  came  to  social  life,  most 
students  said  they  found  il  to  be  difli 
cult  to  break  the  American  sterl^Jtypc 

"They  think  we're  loud,  obnoxitjos, 
outspoken,  and  wealthy,"  said 
Camertm  Carey,  a  senior  who  went  to 
Ireland  last  year  "We  all  wear  base 
ball  caps  and  white  sneakers;  it's 
hard  lo  break  ihc  stereotype  " 

After  breaking  Ihe  stereotype, 
junior  Italian  major  David  Waldcn 
found  long  lasting  friendships. 

■■|  got  a  million  Italian  friends." 
s.tid  Waldcn  "1  want  to  go  back." 

Walden  said  he  lound  the  stereo 
l\|iKal  Americans  to  be  the  only  neg 


•live  pan  to  his  exchange. 

"The  worst  part  was  the  noisy, 
loud  Americans  who  weren't  interest 
cd  in  learning."  Walden  said. 

Sophomore  l.aurien  Santos  said 
she  would  like  to  go  to  Spain  or  Italy 
next  fall  because  she  wants  the  expe 
ricncc  and  lo  meet  new  people,  but 
docs  have  a  fear  that  people  may  be 
biased  against  Americans. 

"I  found  foreign  women  got  a  lot 
of  comments  that  were  supposed  lo 
be  compliments,"  said  Martin,  'li 
sometimes  annoyed  me.  but  I  got 
UH'd  to  it." 

Carey  said  he  didn't  run  into  any 
blalani  distrimmalion.  ciccpl  the 


extreme  culture  difference. 

"An  American  actcnl  can  be 
picked  out  unbelievably  fast."  said 
Carey  "You  could  be  in  a  crowded 
pub  and  your  accent  cuts  right 
through  " 

Maryelise  I  amet.  associate  director 
ai  Internalional  Programs,  said  there 
IS  much  more  lo  gam  by  going  ihcn 
there  IS  to  lose. 

"1  wouldn't  be  doing  this  if  people 
tarn'.-  back  crying."  said  l.amcl. 
"There  is  pain,  but  there  is  so  much 
more  gain  " 

lor  more  inlormalion  stop  by  the 
International  Programs  Office  in 
CrtXKldell 


First  Student  Senate  meeting  marred  by  controversy 


By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegion  StaW 


The  first  Student  Senate  meeting  of  the  vcar  ran 
late  into  the  night,  as  debate  about  a  motion  in  the 
agenda  created  controversy  within  the  senate, 
resulting  in  several  senators  leaving 

Thomas  B  Robinstm.  vice  chancelloi  ol  ^uidcnl 
affairs,  skss  m  attendance  yesterday  ai  ihc  nr-i  illi 
cial  Student  Senate  meeting  of  the  year 

Robinson,  as  well  as  newly  sworn  in  senators, 
watched  as  the  general  meeting  turned  quickh  inio 
what  Mirran  Raphaely,  president  of  the  Student 
Government  Association,  called  "a  fiasco 
Mercedes  Betanco.  undergraduate  student  speaker. 
refused  comment  afxjut  the  meeting. 

Due  to  the  new  SGA  constitution,  which  was 
reconstructed  and  rewritten  last  semester  b\  M.m 
Malonc.  former  attorney  general,  the  scnaK  w^s 


unsure  about  what  was  proper  parliamentary  pro 
tedure 

Approximately  two  hours  in  the  meeting.  Phil 
MatNarfiara.  the  current  attorney  general,  left  ihe 
meeting  visibly  disgusted  with  ihe  procedure  the 
senate  was  following  MacNamara  would  later 
return  lo  the  meeting 

The  confusion  was  the  result  ot  the  lirsi  motion 
in  the  agenda,  made  by  the  senate,  pertaining  lo  the 
lonfirmalion  of  six  students  as  members  of  the 
Sludenl  Itidiciary 

The  judiciary  piisiiions.  which  were  Licaied  by 
the  new  tonsiiiulion  and  were  filled  bv  appoint 
mcnis  from  Raphaels,  had  to  be  approved  by  ihc 
senate    The  conirovcrsv  began  over  iht  confirma 
lion  ol  a  single  senator,  then  escalated 

Senator  Charles  I.enchner  proposed  an  unfriend- 
ly amendment,  asking  that  Diego  Figueroa  be  elimi- 
nated I  torn  ihe  motion 


lemhner  cilid  ihai  I  igucroa  s  inlcgrity  should 
be  questioned  Lenchner  cited  iwo  incidents,  the 
lirsi  involving  the  final  senate  meeting  last  year 

Lenchner  contested  thai  Figueroa  left  the  meet 
ing,  at  which  the  budget  for  registered  student 
organizations  and  agencies  was  being  voted  upon. 
Figueroa  lefi  while  ihe  senate  was  voting  on  a 
motion  presented  by  1  enthncr. 

Aficr  Figueroa  left,  quorum  was  called  and  the 
senate  bodv  did  not  have  enough  members  to  con 
stiiutionallv  hold  a  meeting,  according  to  Lenchner. 
The  meeting  was  over  and  I  enthner's  motion  was 
never  vc>lcd  upon 

Figueroa  savs  Ihai  1  ciishner  is  wrong,  and  the  rea- 
sons he  left  involved  other  commitments.  Figueroa 
also  mentioned  that  he  believed  that  lenchner  sim- 
ply d<ies  not  want  a  conservative  on  the  judiciary. 

The  decision  about  Figucroa's  position  was 
tabled  until  the  nest  senate  meeting.  Oct.  19. 


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Police  Log 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Compiled  by  Kelly  Spang 
from  University  reports 


Vandalism 
Oa  b 

The  -.upcrvisor  of  injiiiiiiincr> 
reported  racial  graffiti  wrillcn  on  a 
stall  in  a  bathroom  ol  Hrown  IXinti. 

An  individual  reported  a  side 
view  mirror  on  his  vehicle  in  Lot 
49  was  damaged. 
Oct.  7 

A  cinder  block  was  thrown 
through  two  windows  on  the  west 
side  of  Morrill  Science  Center. 

An  individual  reported  it  broken 
windshield  and  extensive  d.iniage  to 
the  hood  of  her  vehicle  in  lot  1 1 . 
Burglary/Breaking  and  Entering 
Oct  t> 

Staff  in  the  History  Department  in 
Bartletl  Hall  discovered  pr>'  marks 
on  an  office  door,  but  it  appeared 
that  nothing  had  been  taken. 
Oil.  7 

An  officer  on  patrol  in  Lot  54 
discovered  a  vehicle  with  a 
smashed  window.  The  owner  was 
contacted  and  delennined  nothing 
was  stolen  from  the  vehicle. 
Oct.  9 

An  individual  reported  leaving 
her  purse  on  a  couch  in  Moore 
Dorm  for  a  brief  period  and  then 


returned  to  (ind  it  stolen. 
Annoying  Behavior 
()c(    fi 

An  individual  in  Coolidge  Dorm 
reported  derogalon,  graffiti  written 
on  a  mes.sage  board  affixed  to  her 
room  door. 

Two  individuaK  walking  outside 
in  the  vicinity  of  Coolidge  Dorm 
reported  an  object,  believe  to  be-  an 
apple,  was  thrown  down  at  them 
and  a  voice  from  the  direction  of 
the  dorm  reported  yelled  racial 
reniarks  at  them. 
Oct   7 

Waller  Burke.  21.  of  405  Bc-dford 
St.  in  Coticord  was  arrested  on  Clark 
Hill  Road  lor  disorderly  person,  dis- 
turbing the  peace  and  assault  and 
battery  on  a  police  officer. 
Injured  Person 
Oct.  t> 

Police  responded  to  North 
Village  for  a  report  of  a  person,  age 
19.  on  the  ground.  They  located  an 
individual  with  cuts  and  scrapes  on 
his  lace.  Amherst  Ambulance  per- 
sonnel checked  the  individual  who 
was  placed  in  protective  custody. 
Drug  Offense 
Oct.  b 


An  officer  investigating  the  odor 
of  marijuana  in  Washington  Dorm 
allegedly  had  a  room  door  slammed 
on  his  hand.  An  individual  will  be 
summoned  to  court  for  the  inci- 
dent. 
Oct  9 

Police  inve.stigating  a  smell  of 
marijuana  in  Thatcher  Dorm  con- 
fiscated a  small  amount. 
Larceny 
Oct.  7 

An  individual  from  Washington 
Dorm  reported  a  gold  chain  which 
she  lent  to  another  individual  was 
not  returned  and  is  presumed  stolen 
Oct.  9 

An  individual  reported  her  purse 
stolen  from  the  Blue  Wall. 

Timothy  Hodges.  21.  of  752 
Blandford  Road  in  Russell,  was 
arrested  on  seven  counts  of  larceny 
over  $250.  larceny  of  property 
$250  or  less,  and  possession  of 
burglarious  tools. 
Annoying  Phone  Call 
Oct.  7 

An  individual  reported  annoying 
calls  from  a  former  boyfriend.  The 
matter  will  be  pursued  through  the 
courts. 


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Thursday,  Oci.  1 J 

Lecture  —  Professor  |ohn  H. 
Bracey  jr.,  "African  Americans  and 
Higher  Learning  in  America,"  4  p.m.. 
Memorial  Hall.  Memorial  Lounge! 
UMass,  free. 

f'air  —  Career  Opportunities. 
Undergraduate  Business  Club's 
Career  Day.  contact  School  of 
Management  office  at  UMass  for 
more  information. 

Seminar  —  Chemistry  seminar. 
"Immunosuppressive  Boronic  Acid 
Dipeptides."  Lcderle  Graduate 
Research  Tower  room  1634.  UMass 
Il:l5a.m. 

Film  —  Fantastic  Cinema:  Legends. 
Myths.  Adventures.  Herter  Hall  roorri 
227,  UMass,  7:30  p.m..  free. 

Music  —  University  |az2  Ensemble 
and  Chapel  jazz  Ensemble.  Bowker 
auditorium.  UMass.  8  p.m. 
Information:  545-25 1 1 . 

Meeting  —  Bisexual  Rap  G-oup. 
4th  floor  lounge  of  Mary  Lyon  House 
in  Northeast.  UMass,  7:30  p.m.  to  9 
p.m. 

Meeting  —  Five  college  habitat  for 
humanity,  Convierge  Hall,  Amherst 
College,  1st  floor  room  108, 
Information:  549-5976. 

Movie  —  The  Life  of  Brian,  down- 
stairs in  the  Hillel  House  Basement, 
free.  7  p.m..  refreshments  will  be 
served. 


35  E.  PLEASANT  Street 


It's  Time  To  Sow;    Dig  It! 

aMAZE  yourself  and  help  us  plant  bulbs  in 

the  wildflower  meadow  of  the  MAZE  on 

October  20  from  3:30  to  6:00 


An  Arts  Council  ARTeVENTive  with 
flutes  and  food  and  earthly  delights. 


Sign  up  for  ttiis  SunSet  celebration 

At  our  CC  Tables  10/14  &  10/17 

At  ttie  A.C.  Office,  103  Hasbrouck 

For  More  Info  Call  545-0202 


f.-\ 


Mfeting  —  French  Club.  7  p.m.. 
meet  at  the  Cafe  Mediterrainian. 

Friday,  Oct.  14 

Lecture  —  Tim  Miller  will  be 
speaking,  Bowker  auditorium.  8  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Visiting  Lecturer  Series 
in  Geology,  Morrill  Science  Center 
room  131,  UMass,  3:30  p.m.,  free. 

Theater  —  Coatlicue  Las  Colorado 
present  Open  Wounds  on  Tlalieucltli, 
Hampden  Theater,  UMass.  8  p.m. 
Tickets:  545-2511. 

lust  for  fun  —  Contra  dance  with 
George  Marshall  and  Wild 
Asparagus.  Dining  Commons. 
Holyoke  College.  8  p.m.  to  1  I  p.m. 

flaich  Bash  —  Concert  by  Mocha 
lava,  )aya  the  Cat,  and  Loose 
Caboose,  Hatch  Bar,  8  p.m.,  $4. 

Saturday,  Del.  15 

Benefit  —  The  annual  Amherst  fall 
foliage  walk,  1 1  a.m.  to  1  p.m..  Mill 
River  Conservation  Area  in  North 
Amherst.  Information:  665-0447. 

MassPIRG  —  Hosting  streamwalk 
to  survey  the  water  and  clean  waste 
in  Puffers  Pond  in  North  Amherst.  I 
p.m..  meet  at  MassPIRG  office,  423B 
Student  Union,  UMass. 

Performance  —  Tim  Miller,  "My 
Queer  Body."  Bowker  auditorium, 
UMass.  Tickets:  545-25 1 1 . 

Special  ei'enl  —  WFCR's  Vintage 
Vinyl,  Amherst  Town  Common,  10 
a.m.  to  5  p.m. 

Theater  —  National  Marionnette  in 
Concen,  Amphitheater,  MHC.  Show 
times:  10:45  a.m.,  noon  and  1:15 


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Former  Third  World  Affairs  director  Crayton  returns  to  UM 


By  Juslin  Doyi* 

Collagian  Staff 


Community  activist  and  alum 
Anthony  P.  Crayton  is  reluming  to 
the  University  of  Massachusetts  to 
lecture  on  politics,  prejudice  and 
power. 

The  ALANA  (African- 
American.  Latino.  Asian  and 
Native  American  students)  lecture 
series  is  bringing  Crayton  to  the 
Campus  Center  Auditorium 
tonight  at  7:30  p.m.  His  lecture  is 
sponsored  by  the  Office  of  Third 
World  Affairs. 

As  well  as  being  a  former  stu- 
dent. Crayton  was  also  the  director 
of  Third  World  Affairs  at  UMass. 
Presently.  Crayton  is  working  as 
vice  president  of  Diversity  and 
Management  Associates  Inc. 

Crayton's  job  entails  preparing 
proposals  for  contracts,  reviewing 
project  data  and  preparing 
end-project  reports  in  order  to  pre- 
sent them  to  regulatory  entities,  as 
well  as  researching  data  and  finan- 
cial service  fees. 


From  l9'i2-')4.  Crayton  was  a 
member  of  the  Boston  City 
Council,  from  the  Roxbury 
District.  Crayton  was  Chairman  ol 
Post  Audit  and  Oversight 
Committee  and  Chair  of  the  Ways 
and  Means  Committee. 

As  Chair  of  the  Ways  and  Means 
Committee,  Crayton  created  an  all 
funds  budget  and  presided  over 
ever>  city  department,  along  with 
program  and  budget  rationales. 

While  Crayton  was  on  the  city 
council,  he  also  served  as 
vice-chair  of  the  planning  and 
development  which  conducted 
hearings  on  numerous  development 
issues. 

Crayton  worked  as 

Administrative  Analyst  for  the 
Boston  Employment  Commission 
from  1987-92.  As  an  analyst. 
Crayton  provided  compliance  quar- 
terly and  annual  reports, 
researched  employment,  and  devel- 
opmental trends  for  the  Boston 
Metro  area,  issued  reports  on  jobs 
policy,  and  worked  on  a  Supreme 
Court  decision  in  1989. 


From  197 1  ^8b.  Crayton  worked 
as  a  paralegal  researcher  and  advo- 
cate. As  a  paralegal.  Crayton  per- 
formed case  monitoring,  research, 
and  advocacy  for  clients  on  income 
maintenance,  housing  and  job  dis- 
crimination, social  security  and 
consuiner  affairs  lor  Student  Legal 
Services,  the  Office  uf  Third  World 
Affairs,  and  the  Greater  Boston 
l,egal  Services  Corporation. 

Along  with  Crayton's  several 
paid  work  experiences,  he  has  also 
participated  in  numerous  roles  with 
boards  and  committees  related  to 
management,  diversity  and  eco- 
nomic issues. 

Crayton  was  a  member  of  the 
Sociai  Policy  Research  Group, 
advising  on  matters  of  both  con- 
struction and  non-  construction 
related  to  resident  jobs,  policy, 
minority  business  and  vocational 
education. 

Because  of  his  experience. 
Crayton  was  elected  to  the  Boston 
Management  Consortium's 

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Conference  celebrates  South  Asian  art 


Bracey  to  focus  on  Afro-Am  influence  in  colleges 


By  Chris  Conner 

Collegian  Staff 


University  of  Massachusetts  professor  |ohn  H.  Bracey. 
|r.  will  iecture  tonight  on  the  influence  of 
African-Americans  on  the  American  college  system  of  the 
20th  century. 

The  event,  part  of  the  Distinguished  Faculty  Lecture 
Series,  will  be  at  4  p.m.  in  Memorial  Hall.  Admission  is 
free  and  an  open  reception  will  follow  the  lecture. 

Entitled  "African-Americans  and  the  Higher  Learning 
in  America."  the  lecture  focuses  on  the  on-going  debate 
over  the  nature  of  higher  education  and  its  tendency  to 
overlook  the  contributions  of  many  African-American 
scholars. 

Bracey.  a  history  professor  who  has  taught  in  the  Afro- 
American  Studies  department  since  1972.  is  the  product 
of  a  family  in  which  four  straight  generations  have  been 

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ing  and  other  information. 

The  female  condom  is  not  yet  available  at  the  UHS 
pharmacy,  but  Mueller  said  that  she  assumes  that  Reality 
will  be  available  on  campus  within  the  next  year. 

For  more  information  regarding  the  female  condom  and 
other  contraceptive  options  on  campus,  call  the  Peer 
Health  Program  at  549-2600  ext.  181. 


educators,  primarily  in  Mississippi  and  Arkansas. 

Because  his  mother  graduated  from  the  University  of 
Chicago  and  taught  at  Howard  University  for  30  years. 
Bracey  has  first-hand  knowledge  of  the  two  schools  he 
chooses  to  contrast  in  his  lecture. 

An  example  of  the  differences  between  the  two  univer- 
sities' philosophies  on  curriculum  is  their  choice  of  classic 
Western  texts.  Bracey  asserts.  While  professors  at  Chicago 
chose  fifty  European  and  American  works,  all  by  White 
authors,  as  definitive  volumes,  the  Howard  professors 
instead  made  the  term  "Western"  more  inclusive  by  citing 
works  by  African- American  authors  as  well. 

Bracey  says  that  the  notion  that  confuses  "Western  with 
meaning  Wliite"  is  all  but  extinct  on  many  predominantly 
Black  campuses. 

In  comparing  outdated  and  fresh  educational  concepts. 
Bracey  said  he  hopes  to  erase  some  preconceptions  about 
collegiate  education. 


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Anthony  P.  Crayton.  Community  Activist  and  Alum  of  the  University  of  Massachusetts  at 
Amherst.  Former  Director  of  the  Office  of  Third  World  Affairs  and  member  of  the  Boston  Citv 
Council  from  the  Roxbury  District.  Mr.  Crayton  will  spcak  on  Politics.  Prejudice  and  Power.  He 
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By  Michelle  Lugo 

Collegion  Staff 

WILLIAMSTOWN  —  "Art  is  a  living  center  of  the  col 
lege  community,  not  something  to  be  locked  away  in  a 
closet."  said  Kevin  Bubriski,  professional  photographer 
and  author  of  the  book  Portraits  of  Nepal. 

Bubriski's  photographs  and  other  South  Asian  art 
including  paintings,  sculptures,  dance  and  music  were  the 
main  attractions  in  the  inaugural  South  Asian  Student 
Conference  at  Williams  College  in  Williamstown.  The 
South  Asian  Student  Association  iSASA)  and  the 
Williams  College  Museum  of  Art  (WCMA»  sponsored  the 
conference  on  October  7-10. 

"We  ISASAj  are  just  getting  aggressive."  said  Ro 
Bawa.  a  sophomore  at  Williams,  and  coordinator  of  the 
event.  The  SASA  members  at  Williams  said  they  created 
this  conference  in  an  attempt  to  interact  with  other  orga 
nizations  like  itself,  in  order  to  celebrate  South  Asian  cul 
ture.  hoping  to  gather  a  diverse  gixmp  of  students  to  col 
lectively  experience  a  festival  of  South  Asian  culture. 

"This  conference  doesn't  deal  with  politics,  or  econom- 
ics, or  religion,  but  art.  We  are  students,  we  need  a 
break."  said  Meenakshi  Marwaha,  vice-president  of  the 
UMass  South  Asian  club. 

Exhibitions  and  performances  were  presented  by  expert 
artists  in  the  field.  "The  Greatest  Delight:  Art  of  India" 
exhibit  displayed  78  paintings,  sculptures,  and  textiles 
selected  from  the  Permanent  Collection  of  WCMA. 
According  to  the  museum  display,  these  art  works  traced 
the  development  and  popular  themes  in  Indian  art  from 
the  I  5th  through  the  19th  centuries. 

Between  these  centuries,  ihrcx"  civilizations  collided  on 
the  same  continent;  Islamic,  Hindu  and  British  India. 
Paintings  now  called  Mughal.  Raiput.  or  Coitipany  tell 
the  story  of  how  these  profoundly  dissimilar  cultures 
adapted  and  borrowed  from  each  other  as  they  preserved 
or  transformed  their  identities.  The  exhibit  will  end 
Noveinbcr  27. 

The  photography  exposition  was  titled.  "Sadhu:  Hindu 
Holy  Men  Photographs  by  Kevin  Bubriski."  Although 


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Dan  Castellano.  former  president  of  the  club  and  a  junior 

general  business  major. 

Castellano  said  many  students  are  not  aware  of  their 
options  for  career  choices  which  is  where  the  club  can 
help  in  guiding  students  on  a  path  which  suits  them. 

The  club  sponsors  a  number  of  speakers  throughout  the 
year  which  Berkowitz  said  not  only  helps  student  in  know- 
ing what  is  available,  but  also  gives  the  companies  a 
chance  to  make  contacts  with  students  and  potential 
employees. 

Yesterday's  career  fair,  however,  is  the  club's  largest 
annual  event. 

Tanya  Todtenkopf.  a  senior  sociology  major,  said  she 
came  to  the  fair  for  information. 

"I'm  just  meeting  people  and  finding  out  about  compa- 
nies." she  said.  "I'm  here  to  meet  a  lot  of  people,  get 
names  and  get  contacts.  Now  I  can  call  a  company  and 
hopefully,  they'll  remember  me." 


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Bubriski  is  a  product  of  Williamstown.  he  spent  three 
years,  starting  in  1975,  working  for  the  Peace  Corps.  The 
photographer  decided  to  go  back  to  Nepal  less  than  a 
couple  of  weeks  after  returning  to  the  U.S.  and  "work 
without  deadlines,  following  my  own  bliss.  My  only  dead- 
line was  the  expiration  date  on  the  black  and  while  roll  of 
film." 

From  Bubriski's  experience  came  the  award  winning 
book  from  1993.  Portraits  of  Nepal.documcniinf,  the  peo- 
ple and  culture  of  the  Himalayas  since  mid-1970s. 
Bubriski  explained  how  different  seels  of  Sadhus  practice 
a  life  of  renunciation  and  detachment  as  means  of  tran- 
scending the  "world  of  appearances"  and  attaining  "spiri- 
tual enlightenment."  a  Sadhu  tradition  which  has  changed 
little  in  the  past  4.000  years.  One  of  the  most  impressive 
photographs  was  that  of  a  Sadhu  man  who  had  been 
standing  up  for  nine  years  straight. 

The  dance  show  was  in  the  classical  Indian  ballet  form. 
The  head  performer.  Ranjanaa  Devi  of  the  Nataraj  dance 
group,  began  the  dance  relating  a  story,  usually  about  the 
deity,  or  god,  Krishna.  Devi  said  "the  eyes  are  the  soul  of 
the  human."  Devi  wore  bells  around  ankles  so  movement 
had  to  be  preci.se  and  in  rhythm  with  the  music. 

The  participants  also  saw  ihe  movie  1942.  A  love  story 
and  took  pari  in  a  social  dance.  An  authentic  Indian  din- 
ner on  Saturday  was  catered  by  India  House  in 
Northampton. 

Students  from  colleges  such  as  Boston  University. 
Dartmouth  College,  the  Fashion  Institute  of  Technology, 
Harvard  University.  Mt.  Holyoke  College.  Smith  College. 
UMass.  Wellesley  College.  Yale  University  and  others 
came  on  different  weekends  to  partake  in  the  conference 
and  .see  the  art  expiisitions  and  performances.  The  groups 
caiTie  on  different  weekends  because  the  schools  all  have 
different  breaks. 

"With  all  this  networking  you  become  closer  lo  South 
Asian  friends."  said  Asma  Khawaha.  a  native  of  Pakistan 
who  now  studies  at  the  Fashion  Institute  of  Technology. 
"When  you  come  here  |to  the  U.S.]  you  find  that  you 
want  lo  share  things  from  home,  and  who  are  you  going 
lo  do  it  with'.'"  said  Khawaha. 


foreign  policy 


continued  from  page  1 
danger."  Raphael  said.  "For  all  the 
talk  about  the  European  Community, 
[the  nations  of  Western  Europe)  are 
in  no  position  lo  make  a  common  for- 
eign policy." 

The  guiding  light  thus  falls  up>on 
the  United  States  to  establish  foreign 
policy  goals  and  pave  the  way  for 
ultimate  solutions. 

Raphael  cited  Former  National 
Security  Adviser  Henry  Kissenger  in 
saying  that  this  is  "a  historical  role 
for  America.  We  can't  help  but  be 
involved." 

But  Raphael  asked.  'Why  should 
we  care  —  beyond  the  moral  qucs 
lions?" 

It  is  this  conflict  in  American  pri- 
orities, the  need  for  American  leader- 
ship but  Ihe  ultimate  uncertainly  of 
our  proper  role,  which  has  under- 


mined US  credibility  in  foreign  poll- 

It  is  this  duality  which  has  led  to 
what  Raphael  calls  "chronic  vascilla- 
lion"  in  American  foreign  policy. 
"The  US  position  has  changed  about 
every  live  months." 

Current  National  Security  Adviser 
Anthony  lake  sees  our  new  interna- 
tional role  in  a  new  light.  He  consid- 
ers our  mission  as  "not  containment 
but  Ihe  promotion  of  democracy 
throughout  the  world."  Raphael  said, 
"which  is  very  Wilsonian." 

This  thinking  might  coincide  with 
the  moral  tradition  grounded  in 
American  democracy,  but  it  doesn't 
establish  a  clear  U.S.  objective.  It 
simply  drops  American  concerns 
"into  the  dossiers  of  international 
organizations,'      according      lo 


Raphael. 

"Clinton  foreign  policy  has  been 
hostage  to  domestic  ftolicy,"  Raphael 
said. 

The  Black  Caucus'  influence  in 
Haiti.  Congress'  unwillingness  lo  dis- 
tribute foreign  aid.  and  public  disin- 
terest in  the  former  Yugoslavia  have 
narrowed  the  current  foreign  policy 
focus  to  be  one  which  is  more  attrac- 
tive politically,  but  could  prove  cosily 
in  the  long  run. 

"On  its  face.  Clinton  foreign  policy 
is  beset  by  lots  of  waffling,"  Raphael 
said.  "We  have  abandoned  many  tra- 
ditional American  interests.  The  con- 
sequences as  of  yet  aren't  all  that 
serious.  In  the  posl-Cold  War  woHd. 
we  seem  lo  be  able  to  bumble  along. 
In  the  end.  however,  this  will  catch 
up  with  us." 


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Notes  from  the  Basement 


Monahan 


I.1I111U-.1  L'l'i  into  .icculcnt  in  lown  yesterday  ir\lng  I1.1 
heiii  ihc  trjllic  ru>hinj:  lo  ihc  Bangs  Communiiy 
Ccriicr  dl  noLinnnic  Marlin  F.  |oncs  —  of  ihc 
Minulciiian  jiid  huni:i.r  strike  l<iine  —  held  another  press 
eonlerent'e  ici  announce  his  Uiiesl  f».>siiiun  on  the  issue  of 
the  musetii.  despite  the  fact  that  the  maseol  is  no  longer 
iin  i-<uc. 

Ii  •-ecnis  thai  Martin  has  completely 
cluntzed  his  n\ind  and  no  longer  leels  that 
the  Minulcnian  is  a  racist,  iippressive  and 
\iolent  syiiiK'i. 

NiO.  nos\  Marlin  Iccis  the  Minuieman  is  a 
gk'riw'U'  part  ol  our  slate's  history.  He 
admitted  that  during  his  fall  media  blitz 
lust  \ear,  he  hadn't  known  the  history  and 
tradition  surrounding  the  state's  earliest 
militia 

Martin  is  aUi.'  dralling  a  proposal  to 
establish  a  hohday  that  would  honor  the 
Minutenian  and  other  American  heroes.  It  would  be  a 
national  hoiidav 

I  cm  ~ce  it  now .  c\crsone  would  get  the  day  off  so  they 
could  go  to  Bertucci's  for  dinner.  If  you're  lucky,  maybe 
the  Chancellor  will  pick  up  your  dinner  tab. 

The  plan  umcilcd  in  yesterday's  press  conference  is  to 
walk  from  the  steps  i.'(  Beacon  Hill  to  the  Minuteman 
National  Park  in  Lexington  and  Concord.  Martin  has 
incited  a  few  Iricnds  to  join  him,  including  Gov.  William 
F  Weld,  Mitt  Romney.  Sen.  Ted  Kennedy  and  State  Rep. 
Mark  Roosevelt.  The  walk  will  also  commemorate  the 
restoration  of  President  lean-Bertrand  Aristide  to  power 
in  Haiti. 

I'll  bet  ul'  lean  is  hcasing  a  sigh  of  relief  that  Martin  is 
on  his  side.  Wouldn't  want  a  hunger  strike  to  stir  things 
up  in  Haiti  again. 

This  media  event  was  attended  by  reponers  from  two 
publications.  The  directions  —  which  were  faxed  out  late 
Tuesday  night  with  the  press  release  —  read  "...and  near  a 
yellow  hot  dog  cart." 

That's  the  paiblem  right  there.  CNN  and  the  other  big 


media  outlets  must  have  taken  a  leti  at  the  RED  hot  dog 
cart   Belter  luck  next  time. 

•••••• 

C  olumbus  Day  went  by  this  year  without  even  a  peep 
frciiii  anybody.  Not  a  single  building  was  taken  over,  no 
rallies,  no  protests,  no  nothing.  This  is  the  first  time  since 
I  got  here  as  a  freshman  that  the  day  has 
passed  by  so  unnoticed. 

Usually,  you  can't  get  away  from  the 
voices  shouting  at  you  from  bullhorns 
pointing  out  of  the  windows  of  buildings 
that  are  effectively  shut  down. 

I  guess  the  pcvple  hoping  to  change  the 
locus  of  the  holiday  have  just  given  up  on 
the  whole  idea.  If  ihcy  just  dug  in  their 
heels  a  little  bit.  maybe  they'd  get  taken 
out  to  dinner,  tovi. 


The  library  has  been  renamed  the 
W.E.B.  Du  Bois  library,  but  no  one  can  say  for  sua'  when 
the  actual  name  change  goes  into  effect. 

I  tried  calling  the  library  the  other  night  and  the  woman 
on  the  phone  —  who  answered.  "Tower  Library"  — 
couldn't  say  for  sure  when  it  would  happen.  I  called  the 
man  she  suggested  and  he  told  me  thai  he  only  knew  what 
he'd  read  in  the  Collegian.  I  assumed  it  would  be  an 
immediate  change,  bui  no  one  seems  to  know. 

The  new  i»ue  of  The  Minuteman  came  out  last  week 
and  I  have  to  say  I  was  sorely  disappointed.  1  use  to  enjoy 
reading  it.  but  now  it  makes  me  wish  I  had  a  puppy  so  I 
could  use  the  paper  for  something  useful.  The  biting  sar- 
casm and  humor  seem  to  be  lost  in  a  fog  of  drink  recipes 
and  beer  goggling  jokes.  It's  sad  because  it  has  potential 
and  a  conservative  publication  is  just  what  this  campus 
needs  to  temper  the  liberal  views.  Too  bad  the  issue  read 
like  it  had  been  written  by  an  unfunny  version  of  Beavis 
and  Butthead. 

Eh. 

Tracy  Monahan  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Questiofi  3  is 
anti-student 

To  the  cdiwr: 

"Question  >  is  the  most  «ui-con 
sumer.  litiii-env  ironmental.  and 
anti-democracy  law  passed  by  the 
Massachusetts  legislature  in  years.  It 
reeks  of  special  interest  p<.>liiics  at  its 
worst."  — Ralph  Nader 

What,  you  may  ask.  is  Ralph  Nader 
talking  about''  Last  year,  industry 
lobbyists  pushed  a  law  through  the 
Massachusetts  state  budget  las  a 
rider)  that  prohibits  students  from 
fonning  and  funding  grv>ups  on  cam- 
pus that  lobby  on  public  policv 
issues  The  lav*  was  a  dirt-ci  attack  on 
M.ASSPIRCi.  a  student-directed  orga- 
nization that  works  on  environmental 
and  consumer  issues  in 
Massachusetts.  Last  fall,  students  and 
activists  across  the  state  collected 
S5.1HX)  signatures  to  repeal  this  law. 

The  campaign  to  vote  No  on  3  is  a 
campaign  to  fight  back  against  cor- 
rupt influences  in  the  government 
Who  are  we''  The  No  on  'i  committee 
is  chaired  by  I'Mass  student  lulia  Lev 
atKl  our  money  is  from  student  sup- 
porters Endorsers  of  the  No  on  "i 
campaign  include  jerry  Brown.  Ralph 
Nader.  College  Democrats  of 
America.  Robert  Redford.  student 
governments  across  Massachusetts, 
faculty  members  and  student  groups. 

Our  opposition  is  made  up  of 
lavk^ers  and  businesses  Interestingly 
eiK>ugh.  the  chairperson  of  the  com- 
mittee to  supp».>rt  Question  >  is  not  a 
student  or  member  of  the  campus 
community,  hut  a  business  man  'The 
treasurer  is  a  corporate  lawyer  Their 
money  comes  frc>m  the  Assc>ciated 
Industries  of  Massachusetts. 
Browning  Ferris  Industries.  Master 
Metal  Finishers  Association  of 
Massachusetts  and  the  Society  of  the 
Plaslks  industry 

This  Noseniber  wc  have  a  chance 
to  make  history  Massachusetts  is  the 
k>nl>  state  in  the  country  that  restricts 
the  rights  of  students  to  form  and 
fund  groupv  on  campus.  By  voting 
No  on  'S  November  8.  students  have 
the  chance  to  set  a  precedent  for 
what  can  be  done  on  college  campus- 
es. To  get  involved  in  the  campaign 
of  for  more  information,  stop  by  the 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


MASSPIRG  office.  425B  in  the 
Student  Union.  We  need  psyched, 
pissed-off  and  outraged  people  to 
help  with  the  visibility  campaign  on 
or  before  election  dflv  to  educate  vot- 
ers and  stab  special  iiTjerest  in  the 
back! 

lulia  Lev 

Co-chair 

MASSPIRG 

Seat  belt  law 
violates  rights 

To  the  editor: 

Throughout  the  next  two  months 
the  Massachusetts  seat  belt  issue  is 
going  to  be  getting  a  lot  of  attention, 
especially  since  the  law  is  now  on  the 
November  ballot  for  voters  to  decide. 
I  am  taking  this  opportunity  well  in 
advance  to  voice  a  widely  supponed 
opinion  There  is  hardly  any  doubt 
the  seat  bell  law  will  save  lives;  how- 
ever, the  Massachusetts  legislature 
tails  to  see  the  law  elimiiuies  essen- 
tial individual  liberty  and  undermines 
the  public's  intelligence  on  the  issue. 

Perhaps  no  one  understood  liberty 
better  than  John  Stuart  Mill,  the 
cc>-founder  of  utilitarian  ethical  theo- 
ry and  author  of  On  Liberty.  He 
writes.  "That  the  only  purpose  for 
which  power  can  be  rightfully  exer- 
cised over  any  member  of  a  civilized 
community,  against  his  will,  is  to  pre- 
vent harm  to  others.  His  own  good. 
either  physical  or  moral,  is  not  a  suf- 
ficient warrant."  Mill  concludes  in  his 
beautifully  depicted  essay  that  liberty 
IS  the  single  most  important  end  in  a 
perscin's  life  and  if  restricted  then  life 
has  no  meaning.  The  only  possible 
way  in  which  a  person  can  be  cireum 
scribed  is  to  prevent  harm  to  others 

Another  great  supporter  of  liberty 
was  Benjamin  Franklin,  who  warned. 
"Thev  that  can  give  up  essential  indi- 
vidual liberty  for  •  little  temporary 
safety  deserve  neither  liberty  nor 
safely  "  The  scat  bell  law  serves  only 
to  prefect  people  from  themselves. 

Another  point  brings  me  to  the 
issue  of  public  safety.  How  far  is  the 
state  going  to  go  with  protecting  peo- 
ple from  themselves''  If  you  support 
the  seat  belt  law  then  you  might  sup- 
fK>T\  laws  that  call  for  mandatory  life 
jacket V  while  swimming.  Or  laws  thai 


ban  hang  gliding,  mountain  climbing 
or  skydiving.  Aren't  all  those  activi- 
ties just  as  dangerous  as  driving  with- 
out a  seat  belt?  But  why  stop  there' 
If  the  state  has  significant  intccest  in 
JWtrtcctinj  people  for  their  own^.'od 
then  it  should  fine  people  who  eat 
high  cholesterol  fcxxl  or  don't  tiier- 
cise  regulariy.  Is  this  the  kind  of  gov- 
ernment that  we  want  to  have'.'  I  cer- 
tainly don't  want  any  government 
that  ignores  my  personal  freedom  and 
only  has  an  interest  in  my  safety, 
especially  when  it  is  trying  to  protect 
me  fnam  myself. 

Sc)  I  intend  to  retain  "my  quality  of 
lite"  by  retaining  my  liberty.  I  intend 
10  help  repeal  the  seat  belt  law  That 
in  no  way  means  you  or  anyone  else 
can't  wear  your  seal  belt,  it  only 
means  you  will  be  able  to  decide 
what's  best  for  you.  I  hope  that  you 
have  now  seen  the  issue  from  a  dif- 
ferent perspective,  one  that  seems  to 
blend  better  with  our  constitution. 
We  all  should  look  forward  to  the 
November  Ballot  as  the  chance  to 
take  back  our  freedom;  vote  no  on 
question  2. 

Brian  P.  McColgan 
IQA 

77?^  "closet "  is  a 
lonely  place 

To  the  editor: 

I  am  writing  in  response  10  the 
Oct.  I  1  article  written  by  Wendy 
Dariing  It  was  nice  to  read  an  article 
about  the  fact  so  many  pec>ple  are  in 
the  closet,  including  me.  I  am  the  one 
who  sits  alone  in  the  dining  commons 
feeling  lonely.  Out  of  I  I.CKK)  stu- 
dents living  here  I  know  two  lesbians 
and  I  hardly  ever  see  them.  I  li\v  on  a 
floor  which  is  all  heterosexual  and 
most  homophobic  My  rvK>mmale  to 
name  one.  I  thought  coming  to  col- 
lege I  could  be  out  and  be  ME.  But  I 
am  afraid.  I  don't  want  to  lose  my 
friends  and  I  don't  want  my  room- 
mate to  freak  out  I've  been  to  a  few 
GLB  lectures  but  I  haven't  talked 
with  anyone  I  know  eventually  I  will 
have  to  say  or  do  something  to  ease 
my  loneliness  but  lor  now  I  am  silent 
in  the  (.k'set. 

LMass  Freshman 
Orchard  Hill 


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Opinion/Editorial 


Peeking  voices  of  our  generation 


While  perusing  the  reserve  readings  for  my  his- 
tory class,  I  came  upon  an  interesting  concept 
put  forth  by  Thomas  lefferson.  He  believed 
thai  every  living  generation  should  write  its 
own  constitution.  It  is  easy  to  adhere  to  the  laws  made 
by  an  early  majority  who  was  a  product  of  the  "golden 
age"  of  the  past,  but  it  is  a  more  difficult  task  to  put 
into  compact  the  goals  and  idealogies  of  a  varied  gen- 
eration. I  found  his  idea  rather  intrigu- 
ing as  I  wondered  whether  or  not  my 
living  generation  could  accomplish  such 
a  task,  and  if  so,  who  would  we  elect  to 
put  pen  to  paper. 

I  can  immediately  tell  you  that  Kurt 
Cobain  would  not  have  been  high  on 
my  li.st  of  constitutional  framers  had  he 
been  alive  today.  .As  far  as  I  am  con- 
cerned, he  certainly  was  not  the  voice 
of  my  generation,  nor  was  his  death  one 
that  troubled  me  for  an  extensive  peri- 
od of  time.  He  was  not  a  manyr  nor  a 
fallen  hero,  he  was  stupid  and  he  committed  suicide. 
(Kudos  to  .Andy  Rooney  who  agrees  with  me.) 

And  while  I  enjoyed  the  Seattle  and  Texas-based 
films  that  allegedly  captured  the  spirit  of  my  genera- 
tion. I  do  not  believe  that  Cameron  Crowe  or  Ben 
Stiller  would  make  reputable  framers  as  well  Grunge 
is  not  our  generation's  dress  code  nor  is  "PC*  our  lan- 
guage. Besides,  both  of  those  men  frolic  in  Hollywood, 
which  is  a  world  all  its  own. 

Similarly.  I  agree,  to  some  extent,  with  those  views 
expressed  by  Dennis  Lcary  and  Maggie  Estep,  but  their 
raw  delivery  lacks  certain  composure  required  in  the 
diplomatic  process. 


Although  this  negative  list  could  go  on  forever,  those 
people  whom  I  would  desire  to  be  involved  in  a  con 
temporary  constitutional  convention  are  much  more 
effortless.  I  would  want  framers  with  the  eloquence  of 
Maya  Angelou,  wisdom  of  Anna  Quindlen,  and  perse- 
verance of  Anita  Hill.  I  would  like  to  see  representa- 
tives with  the  environmental  sense  of  Vice  President  Al 
Gore  or  early  ecofeminist  Rachel  Carson,  as  well  as  the 
business  sense  of  Lee  lacocca.  I  would 
like  to  see  people  who  show  an  earnest 
concern  for  their  community  and  for 
those  underprivileged  people  which  they 
represent. 

Generally,  I  would  like  to  see  a  mod- 
ern-day constitution  drafted  by  people 
who  are  aware  of  societal  ills  rather  than 
■good  ol'  boys"  whose  breeding  and  sta- 
tus have  placed  them  above  the  problems 
faced  by  the  rest  of  us.  The  original 
framers  drafted  a  masterpiece,  but 
understandably  had  no  idea  the  changes 
that  more  than  two  centuries  would  bring.  A  dynamic 
constitution  written  by  each  new  living  generation  is  a 
grand  idea,  but  one  that  belongs  in  the  pages  of  history 
books  and,  perhaps,  is  not  apfplicable  in  today's  society. 
The  adage  says  that  the  constitution  is  written  by  the 
people  for  the  people,  and  the  extent  of  governmental 
authority  depends  on  the  willingness  of  the  governed. 
Wall  Whitman  agrees:  'The  genius  of  the  United 
States  is  not  best  or  most  in  its  executives  or  legisla- 
tures, nor  in  its  ambassadors  or  authors  or  colleges  or 
churches  or  parlors,  nor  even  in  its  newspapers  or 
inventors. .but  always  most  in  the  common  people." 
Erin  Barnes  is  a  UMass  student. 


The  pleasure  of  public  transportation 

f\     mot 
•*     ^    won 


fe  bus  system?"  my 
mother  exclaimed.  "How 
wonderful!" 

Obviously,  my  mom  has  never 
been  subjected  to  the  20-»-  minutes  of 
hell  that  I  have  come  to  know  as 
"getting  to  and  from  school." 

The  Pioneer  N'alley  Transit 
Authority,  in  theory,  is  a  great  con- 
cept. Public  transportation,  on  the 
other  hand,  is  not. 
And  despite  their  best 
efforts,  the  PVTA  is 
still  public  transporta 
tion.  whether  it  is  free 
or  not 

As  much  as  I  have 
tried.  I  cannot  enjoy 
and  barely  tolerate  the 
predicament  I  have 
put  myself  in  by  living 
in  the  bowels  of 
South  Amherst  with- 
out a  car  However,  as  a  veteran  rider 
of  the  P\TA.  1  can  offer  the  follow- 
ing hints  aK>ut  how  to  survive  the 
penis  of  this  service. 

The  amount  of  time  that  a  bus  is 
late  uill  be  equal  10  the  level  of 
urgency  you  ha\e  to  get  where  you 
ore  going  W  hat  this  means  is  that  if 
you  are  expecting  to  catch  the  9:52 
bus  for  your  10: 10  class,  that  bus  will 
pull  up  to  the  bus  stop  at  10.  If  you 
have  a  quiz  or  an  exam  in  that  10:10 
class,  then  do  not  expect  that  bus 
until  five  past  10. 

The  only  time  a  PVTA  bus  will 
ever  be  on  time  is  when  you  are  run- 
ning late,  and  therefore,  you  will  miss 
the  bus  completely. 


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To  become  a  P\TA  bus  driver  you 
must  be  convinced  thai  you  are  the 
only  person  who  has  good  taste  in 
music.  PVTA  bus  drivers  are  con- 
vinced that  everyone  they  pick  up 
will  want  to  listen  to  Ministry  at  100 
decibels  first  thing  in  the  morning.  I 
am  pretty  sure  that  I  have  listened  to 
every  crappy  band  that  ever  managed 
to  get  an  album  out.  courtesy  of  the 
fine  [>eople  who  drive 
the  busses. 

PVTA  bus  drivers 
are  members  of  a  really 
cool  clique  that  you 
will  never  be  able  to 
join.  Have  you  ever 
noticed  that  PVTA  bus 
drivers  always  wave 
whenever  they  pass 
each  other  in  their 
busses?  I  used  to  think 
that  this  was  a  real 
nice  gesture,  but  then  I  learned  that 
they  are  very  selective  about  who 
they  wave  to.  When  I  borrow  my 
roommate's  car.  I  always  wave  to  the 
PVTA  busses,  but  they  never  wave 
back,  proving  that  the  wave  is 
reserved  for  members  of  their  clique 
only. 

The  number  of  screaming  children 
on  the  bus  will  be  equal  to  the  num- 
ber of  beers  you  had  the  night  before 
Wliat  this  translates  into  is  that  if  you 
have  the  most  vicious  hangover  of 
your  life,  expect  a  field  trip  from  a 
local  preschc>ol  on  the  day  that  Mr. 
Rogers  dies  to  be  waiting  for  you  on 
the  bus. 

The  person  who  jusi  went  on  a 
shopping  spree  at  the  Hampshire 
Mall  will  take  the  seat  next  to  you  1 
hate  taking  the  bus  to  the  mall  more 
than  anywhere  else.  It  alwavs  seems 
that  the  person  sitting  next  to  me  on 
the  way  home  has  just  K^ught  a  fall 
wardrobe,  a  microwave  oven  and  a 
futon.  Thev  really  should  put  curtains 
of  barbed  wire  in  between  each  seal 


so  as  to  define  some  boundaries. 

PVTA  buses  are  designed  to  be 
cool  and  drafty  in  the  winter  and 
sweltering  in  the  summer  After  all. 
this  is  free  transportation.  They  have 
to  discourage  people  from  abusing  it 
somehow. 

PVTA  bus  drivers  are  under  no 
obligation  to  stop  when  you  press  the 
bell.  On  a  particularly  icy  day  last 
lanuary.  I  pressed  for  my  stop,  but 
the  driver  was  too  busy  talking  on 
that  little  phone  to  stop  at  my 
requested  stop.  When  I  darted  to  the 
front  of  the  bus  to  complain,  she 
merely  said.  "What  do  you  want?  A 
refund?" 

Capacity  limits  for  hufses  can  be 
ignored  on  the  weekends  Once  a 
friend  and  I  went  to  the  mall  on  a 
Saturday  There  were  a  lot  of  people 
wailing  for  the  btis  back  to  Amherst 
on  that  cold  November  day.  so  the 
bus  driver  did  everything  in  his 
power  to  get  everyone  on  The  bus 
filled  quickly,  and  the  next  thing  wc 
knew  we  were  pressed  up  against  the 
front  window  of  the  bus.  clearly  in 
violation  of  the  sign.^  that  read  'No 
one  is  allowed  in  front  of  the  while 
line  when  the  bus  is  in  motion."  and 
"Unnecessary  conversation  with  the 
driver  is  prohibited  by  law  "  It's  hard 
not  to  talk  to  the  driver  when  you  are 
forced  to  sit  on  his  lap. 

Conversely,  capacity  rules  are 
strictly  enforced  on  school  days.  It 
always  seems  that  the  sign  that  says 
"Sorry.  Full"  pvips  on  when  I'm  ten 
minutes  late  for  a  class 

You  uwn  'r  be  si-eing  me  on  the  bus 
anymore  I  have  a  feeling  that  the  bus 
dnver  clique  will  be  upset  with  my 
harsh  criticism,  so  thev  will  more 
than  likely  make  an  effort  to  ban  me 
from  the  bus  Oh  well,  at  least  I 
won't  have  to  listen  to  their  crappy 
music  anymore 

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Thursday  October  13,  1994 


Weekend  Edition  •  Volume  CIV  Issue  22 


Random  musings  from  TV  land 


By  Tracy  Gavel 

ColUgion  Corresporxienl 


This  is  strange.  The  recent  broadcast  of  Fox's  movie  bio 
on  the  life  and  times  of  "domestic  goddess"  and  comedian 
Roseanne  has  put  me  in  an  oddly  reflective  mood.  And  it's 
at  a  time  like  this  that  I  start  thinking  that  maybe  the  real 
Roseanne  should  turn  on  her  television  set  and  get  some 
good  advice  from  the  fake  Roseanne. 

I  believe  that  real  Roseanne  could  really  learn  a  lot  from 
fake  Roseanne.  !  sincerely  do.  Fake  Roscanne's  first  indis- 
pensable nugget  of  advice:  Rosey.  gel  yourself  some 
Crackerjack  tattoos.  Of  the  soap-and-water  easy-cleanup 
variety.  They  make  life  so  much  simpler. 

But  now  on  to  more  important  matters.  I  saw  an 
uncomfortable  looking  Warren  Beatly  on  Letterman's 
show  last  week,  and  he  still  looks  great  for  his  age.  He 
doesn't  really  like  going  on  talk  shows,  though,  and  get- 
ting him  to  interact  was  like  pulling  teeth.  Beatly  did  get 


to  say  a  profane  word  on  the  air.  so  at  least  he's  keeping 
up  the  growing  trend  of  the  "Late  Show."  if  nothing  else. 

Personally.  I  think  that  the  whole  controversial 
Madonna-  Letterman  thing  that  happened  last  year  was 
just  a  fix  to  gel  some  publicity.  I  mean,  Letterman  got 
months  worth  of  comedy  material  out  of  it  —  and  he  and 
Madonna  even  did  a  little  skit  al  some  awards  show 
together.  It  was  just  a  bit  overdone.  I  think. 

Incidentally,  my  all-time  favorite  oul-of-conirol 
Letterman  guest  was  hyperactive  actor  Crispin  Glover, 
who  appeared  on  NBC's  "Late  Night'  in  1987  wearing 
'bOs  bell-bottom  pants,  six-inch  platform  shoes,  and  a 
woman's  wig  —  placed  on  sideways.  He  attempted  to 
impress  Letterman  by  challenging  him  to  an  arm  wrestling 
match,  and  then  demonstrated  his  agility  by  nearly  kicking 
the  host  in  the  head  with  those  amazing  shoes.  What  they 
should  do  at  CBS.  instead  of  giving  the  12:10  post-'Late 

Turn  to  TCU VISION  page  10 


From  tattoos  to 
appendage  piercing, 
this  brand  of  body 
expression  stretches 
tlie  limit  between 
ouch!  and  art 


•  By  Roderick  A.  Beltran  • 

I'olloKian  Staff 


Celtic  design  armband,  mush- 
room tattoo  on  right  ankle,  left 
and  right  nipple  pierced, 
Art-Deco  box  tattoo  on  right 
arm.  eyebrow  ring,  a  Red 
Reindeer  tattoo. 

These  are  some  of  the  various  ways 
individuals  have  taken  the  once 
back-room  rite  of  tattooing  and  body 
piercing  to  becoming  one  of 
Generation  X's  particular  form  of 
self  expression. 

The  reasons  for  such  body  cus- 
tomization vary.  Some  maintain  the 
rational  that  both  art  forms  just  look 
cool,  while  others  have  the  perspec- 
tive that  body  customization  takes  on 
a  more  personal  nature. 

David  G.  McCarthy,  a  20-year-old 
student,  is  the  proud  bearer  of  a  Red 
Reindeer  tattoo  on  his  left  bleep 
which  in  passing  looks  somewhat  like 
Gumby's  clay  friend  Pokey,  but  in 
truth  has  a  meaning  much  deeper 
than  the  ink  under  his  skin. 

"I  got  it  because  it  has  a  connec- 
tion with  me  and  it  appears  on  my 
family  coat  of  arms."  he  admits  with 
deep  pride.  As  to  the  uniqueness  of 
the  deer.  McCarthy  pointed  out: 
"how  many  tribal  armbands  are  out 
there?  The  only  other  person  who 
would  have  this  is  another 
McCarthy." 

"There  is  a  story  behind  it.  Many 
centuries  ago  the  Red  Reindeer  was 
sacrificed  to  symbolize  the  time  a  boy 
was  to  be  turned  into  a  man.  The  Red 
Reindeer  is  also  a  masculine  symbol 
in  Celtic  folklore  which  represents 
bravery  and  wisdom." 

With  the  homed  creature  from  the 
classic  children's  book  Where  the 
Wild  Things  Are  by  Maurice  Scndack 
gracing  his  left  shoulder,  it  is  fairly 
evident  that  the  tale  is  more  meaning- 
ful than  a  simple  story  to  joab  Ryan, 
a  23-ycar-old  senior  from  Boston. 
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"When  I  was  a  kid  I  had  an  attach 
meni  to  the  book.  It  related  to 
myself.  I  was  an  only  child  and  so 
was  Max  (the  main  character  in  the 
story),  so  there  was  ihat  additional 
attachment.  He  pulled  himself  up  by 
his  bootstraps  and  the  monsters  rep- 
resented ihe  pitfalls  in  life  as  I  saw 
them  " 

"I  like  the  dreamlike,  faded  col 
ors,"  Ryan  said  about  his  tattoo. 
"Nothing  can  be  crystal  clear  in  life." 

Aesthetically,  Ryan  described  tat- 
toos as  "giving  the  body  a  more  cut 
appearance*  But  what  intrigued  him 
the  most  were  the  dynamics  of  pro- 
ducing a  two-dimensional  item  on  a 
three^imensional  surface. 

For  Katherine  Zone,  a  20-year-old 
student  at  UMass,  the  reasons  for  her 
first  tattoo  (she  has  three  including 
one  on  her  navel),  a  mushroom  on 
her  right  ankle  were  a  little  more 
opaque  than  David  McCarthy's  deer, 
but  not  in  the  slightest  bit  less  per- 
s(.mally  meaningful. 

"I  have  always  really  liked  tattoos,' 


Zone  admits.  "They're  really  cool.  I 
can  remember  one  of  the  first  times  I 
was  attracted  to  them  was  one  time 
when  I  was  younger.  I  was  looking  al 
National  Geographic  magazine  and 
there  was  this  cool  one  on  this 
Samoan  man.  This  guy  had  his  body 
full  of  designs.' 

The  mushroom  tattoo  came  out  of 
an  inner  spontaneity.  'Very  impul- 
sive. I  learn  a  lot  about  myself  when  I 
do  things  on  impulse.'  she  says.  "I 
went  into  this  shop  in  New  Orleans 
with  an  idea  of  getting  a  cross  tattoo. 
While  I  was  talking  with  the  taiiooer 
we  came  up  with  more  ideas,  but 
then  I  saw  the  'Alice  in  Wonderland" 
mushroom  caterpillar  on  the  wall.  I 
thought  it  was  cool  and  cute.' 

With  body  piercing,  the  reasons 
seem  to  be  less  introspective  and  take 
on  a  more  physical,  temporary  form 
of  self  expression.  As  Wendy  Bounds, 
a  journalist  for  the  Wall  Street 
lournal  noted  in  her  article 
"Body-Piercing  Gets  Under 
America's  Skin,'  some  people  do  it 
for  independence,  and  others  to  push 
mind-over-body  by  attempting  to 
conquer  the  physical  pain  a  piercing 
can  bring. 

Liz  Coffey,  a  20-year-old  junior, 
was  attracted  to  piercing  by  pictures 
of  tribes  in  National  Geographic  who 
resembled  human  pin-cushions. 
Photos  in  a  book  at  the  location 
where  she  was  pierced  piqued  her 
interest  further,  but  it  was  scenes  of 
nipple  piercing  in  Ihe  film  Pierce  that 
finally  convinced  her  to  go  all  the 
way.  Coffey  got  both  nipples  pierced. 

'It  gave  me  an  endorphin  rushed 
to  get  them  pierced.  And  I  thought 
the  rings  looked  cooler  on  my  nip- 
ples," Coffey  said 

And  as  an  added  bonus,  ,hc  nipple 
rings  have  made  her  sex  life  more 
exciting. 

"The  12-gaugc  rings  (the  mea- 
sured thickness  of  the  rings)  have 
made  me  more  sensitive,"  Coffey 
said. 

Borja  Rodriguez,  a  21 -year-old 
exchange  student  from  Spain,  adds  a 
different  perspective:  one  of  a  man 
who  has  put  the  rebellious  nature  of 
body  alteration  behind  him 

"None  of  my  friends  at  home  have 
their  nose  pierced.  I  met  this  guy 
from  ihe  Slates  who  had  one  and  I 
thought  it  was  cool.  Also,  I  saw  a 
rock  star  who  had  one  and  I  liked  it.' 

Rodriguez  got  his  nose  pierced 
during  a  visit  to  Boston  "I  went  to 
Boston  to  meet  some  friends  of  mine 
so  we  could  go  to  clubs,"  said 
Rodriguez.  "The  club  we  were  going 
to  was  having  some  sort  of  Seventies 
retro-thing,  and  my  friends  said  I 
looked  loo  much  like  a  heavy  metal 
rock  star  to  be  allowed  in. 

"I  told  them  to  give  me  an  hour 
and  I  would  be  back.  I  went  and  got 
my  nose  pierced  so  I  could  look 

Tom  fo  TATTOOS  poge  IQ 


I'.i>>c  <)  /  Ihursdav,  October  1  i,  1M<M 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


THE  MASSACHUSETrs  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Thursday  October  U,  1994  /  Page  7 


Edited  by  Tara  MK  Connelly 


SHORT  CUTS 


Best  c^f  weekend  events 


Thursday 


I  uscious  Jackson  with  Hen 
I  larpcr  at  Pearl  Street.  7  p.m.  1S+ 

'I  iH.Ki  Fur  Soul."  Valley  Women 
•\rlis!>  show.  Student  Lmion  Art 
Oaller\.  Oel.  1  )-Nov.  4 


Ifom  7  p.m.  to  10  p  ni..  and  on 
(-)et  15  Ironi  1  I  a.m.  to  2  p  in.  at 
the  Northampton  Center  lor  the 
Arts.  For  more  info,  call  Ingrid 
Askew  tdireetor)  at  256-1402. 


Friday 


(.  onihaitimenio  Consort 
\;n>terd.im.  debut  lour  of  the 
I  niied  Slates.  Worcester's 
Mechanic  Hall.  8  pni  Tickets  are 
S.'S  and  $2>.  Call  (508) 
"  ■:  0888  or  Tickctniasler  (617l 

\uditions  are  hcinj;  held  lor 
\!iiidn  .American  male  ^Jiul 
Icmale  dancers  and  singers  want- 
ed lor  First  World  Images'  pro- 
Juviion  of  Langston  Hughes' 
/i/,.(  k    \iiti\ilv.  Auditions  held 


Saturday 


Cuatlicue  Las  ColoVado  (the 
Colorado  Sisters  present  Open 
Wounds  on  TIalteuctli.  Rand 
Theater.  8  p.m.  Tickets  arc  $  5. 

Comedian  Kate  Clinton,  Smith 
College.  Sage  Hall.  8  p.m.  Tickets 
$18  and  $12  for  students  with 
IDs.  All  seating  is  reserved.  Call 
58fr-8t)86or  1-800-TMr    Tl\. 


Sunday 


"Fried  or  Boiled,"  an  evening  of 
outlandish  visinil  humor,  present- 
ed by  Lesbian  Theater.  Chapin, 
MHC  at  8  p.m. 


People  and  Pop  Culture  in  the  News 


Woody  Allen's  new  movie  Hulleis 
Over  RroaJway  is  coming  out  this 
weekend  and  it  seems  that  Allen 
already  has  another  project  all  lined 
up.  Allen  told  ex-lover  Mia  Farrow 
to  change  her  tune  or  he'll  make  a 
movie  about  their  child  custody  bat- 
tle. Farrow  currently  has  custody  of 
the  three  children  and  Allen  has  visi- 
tation rights  to  only  one  (no.  it  isn't 
Soon-Vi).  Allen  is  holding  his  cards 
until  after  the  court  looks  over  his 
appeal. 

Is  there  no  end  to  the  hoopla  and 
mayhem  that  has  engulfed  the  0,|. 
Simpson  trial?  Well,  if  you  just  can't 
get  enough  of  that  oh-so-rlveting 
CNN  coverage  (Mr.  Simpson  is  now 
taking  a  sip  of  water,  analysts  are 


standing  by)  then  switch  off  your 
T.V.  and  boot  up  your  computer. 
CNN  has  decided  to  make  you  truly 
part  of  the  cation  by  creating  (drum 
roll  please)  —  The  People  v.  0.|. 
Simpson,  an  interactive  CD  ROM  for 
PC/Windows  and  Macs.  With  this 
brilliant  piece  of  technology,  you  can 
act  as  judge,  juror,  persecution,  and 
even  the  defense  attorney  for  Mr. 
Citrus  himself. 

Wonder  what  role  Tom  Cruise  will 
be  sinking  his  teeth  into  next  (bad 
pun  adds  panache)'.'  Try  Brian  De 
Palma's  movie  version  of  Missiun: 
Impoisible.  Cruise  must  have  a  lot  of 
faith  in  De  Palnia  (maybe  he  missed 
Carlito's  Way)  because  he's  also  pro- 
ducing it.  Keep  your  eyes  peeled  for 


Inlenifu'  With  The  Vampire  posters 
boasting  an  ominous  "Drink  and  you 
will  live  forever"  slogan.  Catchy! 

What  words  do  you  think  of  when 
someone  says  Barney...  besides  pur- 
ple and  annoying'.'  Well,  how  about 
Rlthy  rich'.'  That's  right,  according  to 
Forbes'  Top  40  list  of  the  highest 
earners  in  the  entertainment  industry, 
Barney  made  an  estimated  $84  mil- 
lion in  the  last  two  years.  That's  more 
than  authors  Michael  Crichton  ($35 
millioni  and  |ohn  Grisham  i$33  mil- 
lion) make  combined.  Rumor  has  it 
that  Anna  Nicole  Smith  and  the  pur- 
ple dork  are  close  personal  friends. 

Now  that  Pigpen,  ah  Puck,  has  left 
the  Real  World,  who  do  we  exploit 
next'.'  How  about  Pedro  Zamora,  the 


22-year-  old  with  HIV?  During  a 
recent  promo  in  the  Big  Apple, 
Zamora  suffered  a  brain  infection. 
But  guess  what.  Pedro  doesn't  have 
life  insurance,  so  MTV  picked  up  the 
tab  for  his  two-week  hospital  stay. 
Wow,  what  a  realistic  scenario,  a 
house  with  free  rent,  supportive.  PC 
roommates,  and  health  care  —  just 
like  in  the  real  world,  right? 
Hollywood  is  resurrecting  the  King  of 
Cool,  lames  Dean.  Playing  the  part  of 
the  brooding  hipster  is  19-year-old 
Oscar  nominee  Leonardo  DiCaprio 
(Whal's  Eating  Gilbert  Grape).  The 
bio-movie  is  sophisticatedly  entitled; 
Dean.  Not  to  be  confused  with  the 
famous  breakfast  sausage  guy  who  is 
ALSO  filming  a  bio. 


Editors'  Cuts 


Music 


The  Cranbenies     Film 


Weekend  Movie-rama    iVIusIc 


Quote  of  Note 

tM^ally  caring  relationships  will 
always  include  some  measure  of 
unkindness  and  impatience,  intoler- 
ance, pessimism,  envy,  self-dou(fkc^ 
disappointment.  ^  ^^ 

— David  Pimer  and  Winona  Ryder 


I  thoroughly  enjoyed  The  Cranberries'  first 
album.  Everybody  Else  is  Doing  it  So  Why  Can't 
We.  so  much  that  I  couldn't  wait  for  their  sopho- 
more release  No  Need  to  Argue.  I  wanted  to  be 
wowed  again  by  Dolores  O'Riordan's  throaty  and 
angelic  voice  that  seduced  me  witl'  "Linger." 

So  when  I  ripped  open  the  cellophane  covering 
and  popped  in  the  disc  1  was.  well,  disappointed. 
The  songs  were  all  beautiful,  all  ethereal  and  deli- 
cate, and  awfully  boring.  I'm  not  saying  that  slow 
ballads  aren't  nice  lo  listen  to,  but  songs  like 
"Twenty  One"  (sweetly  sung  as  it  is)  just  fades 
away  leaving  no  lasting  impression.  Frankly,  if  I 
wanted  to  listen  to  songs  like  that,  I'd  throw  in 
Enya.  The  pace  is  picked  up  somewhat  by  the  sassy 
title  track  and  first  release  "Zombie."  but  other 
than  that,  I  longed  for  the  bounce  and  uniqueness 
of  "Dreams." 

Hopefully,  this  plaintive  collection  of  ballads  to 
sleep  by  won't  turn  me  away  from  the  group.  The 
disc  isn't  totally  bad.  just  ordinary,  and  something  I 
didn't  think  The  Cranberries  strove  to  be. 

—Tara  MK  Connelly 


Student  Union  Art  Gallery 

presents 

Valley  Women  Artists 


Opening  Reception 

Oct  13  from  5  -  7  p.m. 

The  show  will  be  on  display  from 

Oct  13  through  Nov  4 

This  event  is  free  and  open  to  the  public, 
funded  in  part  by  the  UMASS  Arts  Council 


If  the  mall  cinemas  get  their  act  together,  the 
next  few  days  will  prove  to  be  a  stellar  weekend  for 
armchair  moviegoers  and  thirsty  cinephiles  alike. 
Scheduled  to  open  (and  I  do  mean  scheduled  — 
don't  blame  me  if  these  aren't  playing  tomorrow  at 
a  theatre  near  you)  are  three  eagerly-  awaited  film 
releases. 

Up  first  is  the  much-talked  about,  much-antici- 
pated Pulp  Fiction.  Ouentin  Tarantino's  follow-up 
to  his  already  classic  Reser\>oir  Dogs  has  the  buzz 
of  the  decade  behind  it  and  boasts  plenty  of  trade- 
mark Tarantino  wit,  violence  and  all-  around 
bloodthirsty  nihilism. 

Also  up  is  Woody  Allen's  latest,  a  broad  farce 
entitled  Bullets  over  Broadway.  Featuring  John 
Cusak  and  Dianne  Weist,  the  Wood-ster's  latest  is 
expected  to  continue  Allen's  reputation  as  one  of 
America's  greatest  working  directors. 

All  this  and  the  new,  intriguingly  post-modem 
Freddy  Krucger  sequel  New  Nightmare  —  a  shock- 
er winning  unexpected  raves  from  critics  —  make 
for  a  virtual  weekend  filmgoing  bonanza. 

— Ion  Lupo 


Ray  Manson  Band 

If  no-frills  pop  is  your  thing,  then  be  sure  to 
check  out  The  Bay  State  Cabaret  in  Northampton 
this  Saturday  night  as  local  heroes  The  Ray  Mason 
Band  and  Sourpuss  take  the  stage. 

The  Ray  Mason  Band  has  been  wowing  The 
Valley  with  their  down  to  earth  pop  stylings  since 
1981.  and  continue  to  play  continually  throughout 
New  England  on  a  regular  basis.  Rooted  in  tradi- 
tional songwriting.  the  group  finally  released  its 
debut  CD  this  fall. 

Newcomers  to  the  Northampton  music  scene 
Sourpuss  have  been  only  been  around  a  short 
while,  but  have  already  created  quite  a  buzz. 
Playing  a  brand  of  energetic,  unabashed  pop.  the 
band  has  earned  a  well-deserved  reputation  for 
kinetic  live  shows. 

While  both  bands  definitely  come  from  different 
perspectives,  they  both  are  living  testaments  that 
excellent  songwriting  always  beats  gimmicks.  A 
great  chance  to  check  out  some  great  music,  while 
also  supporting  some  of  the  great  local  talent  we 
have  here  in  the  Valley. 

—Mall  Audeite 


SANDY  RENAUD 

of  the  University  Barbers 

will  re-locate  to 

90  North  Pleasant  St.,  Amherst 

(near  DP.  Dough  &  CVS) 

Storting  Monday,  Oct.  17 

Hours:  8:30  -  4:30  Mon.  thru  Fri. 
8:00-  1.00  Sat. 

253-3666     free  Parking 


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Itnagos  of  various  performers  and  musicians  such  as 
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Colvin  captured  performing  live  are  on  display  at  the 
Haymarkct  Cafe,  on  Main  Street  in  Northampton. 

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pher  and  UMass  post  graduate  student  Don  Bush. 
Bush  has  collected  images  over  the  past  six  years  from 
such  locations  as  Cleveland.  Boston  and  Northampton. 

Hard  is  arranged  to  be  viewed  in  six  groups  of  three 
pictures  each,  to  emphasize  the  themes  and  colors  dis- 
played. The  first  grouping  is  of  the  band  Chupa.  live  at 
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is  entirely  of  the  late  Kurt  Cobain.  at  Cleveland's 
Empire  Nightclub  in  1991,  only  a  short  time  after 
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just  a  few  months  ticforc  receiving  her  Grammy  award. 

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Mona  Elliott  and  Lizzctte  Xixxo  performing  with  their 
bands.  Spore  and  Xixxo.  respectively.  And  the  final 
picture  is  that  of  Juliana  Hatfield,  before  her  solo 
career  and  while  still  with  the  Blake  Rabies 

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Pumpkins  smash  stereotypes 
with  Pisces  Iscariot  release 


By  Malt  AudeHe 

Collegion  StoK 


PISCES  ISCARIOT 

Smashing  Pumpkins 
Virgin  Records 

ifui.il  K.\v  ,,iid  girls!  Sinjshing  Pumpkins  have 

'" i^.ivliLii  ihc  lull  Hedged  rock  slar  status  they've 

hcvii    uiMPiL-  K.r,  vincc  Hilly  Corgan  screeched  "Let  me 
•'      :■  I  bukc  Ircc  Iruni  the  tiiusly  underground  dun- 

i\r  li  l'ist>>  hiiintu  ihe  Pumpkins  have  taken  the 
iicM  Mip  up  i.n  the  golden  staircase  uf  rock  superstar- 
di.1111  ihc  inlaniuus  B-side  collection  album.  Yes.  that 
i^lorii'us  riKiney-  making  scheme  which  collects  songs 
ihjl  usually  were  not  good  enough  to  make  the  cut  the 
iir--i  lime  around,  keeping  the  record  company  execs 
II  llinj;  in  preen,  and  the  rabid  fans  drooling. 

\i.ii  thai  iliis  move  comes  as  any  sort  of  a  surprise.  It 
h.is  been  clear  from  the  get-go  that  Smashing 
Pumpkins  have  had  more  in  common  with  70s  stadium 
tids  like  Hosion  than  any  post-punk  relic.  Arena  rock 
p.  ii-hcti  nivc  and  clean  for  a  thrill-hungry  generation. 

\!ui   li-icning  to   I'i'l'5's  mega-selling  Siamese 

'■;    \  «,is  easy  lo  imagine  a  nerdy  teenage  Billy 

ik.iie  in  his  room  playing  air  guitar  to  Diver 

imagining  the  rock  n'  roll  fantasy  in  his  head. 

Diih  now.  the  nerds  iweniy  s,.iinething  Corgan  is  liv- 

Hij!  iiui  lluise  l.ini.jsics  on  stage,  and  on  record.  Half 


Ihe  fun  was  listening  to  him  moan  in  his  best 
lonely-boy-ne.xt-door  voice  about  how  "today  is  great 
est  day  he's  never  known,"  and  then  turning  around 
and  letting  loose  a  guitar  solo  that  would  make  Peter 
Frampton  blush. 

Not  surprisingly  Pines  hcarun  delivers  much  of  the 
same.  Corgan  is  still  whining  and  rocking  like  the  best 
of  them,  but  only  this  time  with  a  little  more  varielv.  If 
Siamese  Dream  was  an  exorcism  of  the  band's  altema 
tivc  rock  demons,  then  Iscariul  is  the  group's  peaceful 
foray  into  the  last  twenty  years  of  popular  rock  n'  roll 
history. 

Look  no  further  than  Corgan's  dead-on  version  of 
Fleetwood  Mac's  (one  of  the  band's  who  helped  define 
the  term  rock  n'  roll  excess)  vintage  gem  "Landslide." 
and  you  will  quickly  realize  Corgan  isn't  trying  lo  be 
hip  or  kitsch.  He  believes  this  stuff,  and  that  may  just 
be  this  album's  saving  grace. 

Not  lo  worry  though.  Pisces  Iscariul  is  lar  from  any 
grand  departure  for  the  Pumpkins.  Their  trademark 
sound  (Corgan's  boyish  voice,  jimmy  Chamberlin's 
aggressive  drumming,  and  the  sparkling  crescendo's 
and  decrescendo's  of  the  guitars)  is  slill  very  much 
intact.  Only  this  time  around  the  group  seems  more 
confident  of  how  they  want  to  sound,  partly  because 
they  are  not  afraid  to  be  wearing  iheir  inlluences  on 
their  sleeves.  Maybe  these  tracks  sound  more  "experi- 
mental." due  in  pari  ihal  they  were  never  actually  slat- 


Dusting  out  cobwebs  inside  Mike's  brain 


Turn  to  SMASHING  PUMPKINS  page  9 


By  Michael  AAocLean 

Collegian  Staff 

Welcome  to  my  column,  or,  more 
appropriately,  welcome  to  my  mind. 
And  while  a  glimpse  into  my 
thoughts  can  be  scary  enough,  this 
column  hopefully  will  develop  into  a 
not-  so  frightening  glimpse  into 
what  is  going  on  in  my  head  as  I 
react  to  the  outside  stimuli  that  is 
my  world. 

Ultimately,  each  column  should 
locus  on  one  facet  of  life  in  particu- 
lar. However,  this  being  the  first, 
there  seems  to  be  so  much  floating 
around  in  the  vast  emptiness  up  there 
that  a  fall  cleaning  seems  to  be  in 
order. 

Bob  and  his  discount  furniture  ads. 
in  particular.  Ihe  one  where  he  is 
dressed  up  as  a  woman.  Every  lime  I 
sit  down  in  front  of  the  T.V.  with  any 
type  of  food  I  pray  that  this  one 
doesn't  hit  the  airwaves.  And  he's 
always  in  some  factory  somewhere  in 
Ihe  worid  where  the  workers  are  sup- 
posedly making  his  mattresses.  Have 
you  noticed  how  these  workers  seem 
to  be  staring  at  the  camera  a  little 
funny'.'  They  all  seem  to  look  at  Bob 
like  he's  some  kind  of  kind  of  gnome 
who  snuck  into  the  factory  overnight 
and  needs  lo  be  chased  out  with  a 
broom. 

While  on  ads.  what's  up  with  the 
Bernie's  ad  where  he  is  telling  you  all 


about  his  great  deals,  and  jogging'.' 
Why  is  he  jogging'.'  I  am  starling  lo 
see  a  connection  here:  two  guys,  each 
with  a  name  that  begins  with  B.  both 
with  discount-  lypc  stores,  and  boih 
with  equally  inane  concepts  for  ads. 
Maybe  it's  some  kind  of  unwritten 
discount  store  law. 

I  can't  dwell  loo  long  on  T.V. 
because  unfortunately,  I  live  in  the 
dorms;  yes.  it's  that  twisted 
University  "cable"  system  that  only 
qualifies  as  such  because  it  uses  a 
cable.  Hut  I  really  can't  complain. 
Wayne's  World  and  While  Men  Can'l 
lump  really  are  better  after  you  see 
them  for  the  lOlst  time. 

There  is  something  in  the  air  here 
at  UMass,  can  you  feel  it'.'  It's  u 
protest  waiting  to  happen.  The 
semester  has  just  been  quiet,  loo 
quiet  if  you  ask  me.  we  need  a  new 
controversy.  The  new  Minuleman. 
the  new  Library/Phallus  comment  — 
c'mon  students,  please  make  us  the 
laughing  stock  of  Beacon  Hill  for 
another  semester. 

I  have  yet  to  see  Forrest  (Jump,  and 
1  know  I  may  be  thought  of  as  a 
weirdo  for  not  doing  so.  I  just  want  to 
get  across  that  I  have  no  desire  to  see 
it.  It  could  be  all  of  the  negative  vibes 
about  it.  or  that  everyone  is  repealing 
those  inane  sayings  to  no  end,  but 
hey.  I  don't  mind  if  Gump  happened 
to  you.  just  keep  it  to  yourself. 

It's  the  beginning  of  October,  and 


something  is  missing,  it's  the  Worid 
Series.  I'm  not  the  biggest  baseball 
fan  but  it  just  seems  like  the  season 
has  a  huge  void  right  in  the  middle 
without  it.  It  is  jusi  a  little  hard  for 
me' to  comprehend  this  whole  deal. 
Salary  caps?  No-trade  clauses? 
Gelling  millions  to  play?  Personally, 
if  I  could  just  support  myself  playing 
Scrabble  it  would  be  a  dream  come 
true.  Baseball  has  shot  itself  in  the 
fool  for  years  to  come  and  hockey 
could  still  save  itself  by  learning  a 
thing  or  two  from  the  result  of  greed 
that  has  rooted  itself  in  America's 
pastime. 

Home  over  the  long  weekend.  I  got 
a  chance  to  catch  up  on  my  MTV 
viewing,  and  while  the  "jimmy  the 
Cabby"  promos  just  I'eep  getting 
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The  Front  Runner  sequel,  Harlan's  Race,  catches  up  with  gay  hero 


By  Alan  Flippen 

Associated  Press 

NEW  YORK  —  Not  even  a  20- 
veur  separation  could  dim  fans'  ardor 
lor  Harlan  Brown,  hero  of  the  break- 
through gay  novel  The  From  Runner. 

Released  in  lune  with  little  fanfare, 
a  sequel  called  Harlan's  Race  quickly 
sold  out  a  10.000-copy  edition,  pri- 
marily at  gay  and  lesbian  bookstores. 
A  second  printing,  aimed  at  main- 
stream outlets,  came  out  late  last 
month. 

The  Front  Runner,  first  published 
in  1974.  tells  the  story  of  Brown,  a 
40ish  college  track  coach  who.  after 
coming  out  of  the  closet  late  and 
painfully,  falls  in  love  with  one  of  his 
runners.  Billy  Sive. 

Their  love  and  Billy's  racing  skills 
triumph  over  obstacles  until  Billy  is 
assassinated  in  a  stadium  while  run- 
ning the  5.000-meter  race  at  the 
197b  Montreal  Olympics. 

The  book,  by  Patricia  Nell  Warren, 
has  sold  an  estimated  10  million 
copies  worldwide,  many  to  young 
people  struggling  with  their  sexual 
identities  and  looking  for  positive  role 
models.  It  was  one  of  the  first  books 
ol  its  type  and.  though  now  somewhat 
dated,  one  of  the  most  enduring. 

"It's  surely  the  best-known  gay  male 
romance."  said  Ed  Hermance.  owner 
of  Giovanni's  Room,  a  Philadelphia 
gay  and  lesbian  bookstore. 

Harlan's  Race  picks  up  shortly 
after  the  assassination  and  follows 
Harlan's  grief  and  withdrawal  from 
the  world  and  his  fitful  affair  with 
Billy's  best  friend.  Vince  Matii.  as  a 
colleague  of  the  sniper  who  killed 
Billy  stalks  them  both. 

Warren.  58.  a  descendant  of  a 
prominent  Montana  ranching  family 
who  now  lives  in  Malibu.  Calif.,  was 
an  editor  at  Reader's  Digest  when 
The  Front  Runner  came  out.  She 


came  out  herself  shortly  afterward 
and  left  her  job  to  be  a  full-time 
writer.  She  has  written  five  books, 
not  all  on  gay  themes. 

Warren  said  she  first  thought  of 
doing  a  sequel  to  The  From  Runner 
in  the  late  1970s,  focusing  on  Billy's 
son.  conceived  through  artificial 
insemination  alter  his  death.  But  that 
project  foundered  because,  to  make 
the  son  a  teen-ager,  the  book  would 
have  had  to  be  set  in  the  early  1990s, 
then  still  many  years  in  the  future. 

"I  worked  on  this  for  about  a  year, 
tried  to  make  it  work  and  it  wasn't 
happening."  she  says,  and  realizes 
now  that  her  decision  was  correct:  "If 
I  wrote  Ihe  sequel  in  the  late  '70s.  I 
would  have  left  out  AIDS." 

She  describes  Harlan's  Race, 
which  mainly  takes  place  between 
1976  and  i981.  as  a  "bridge" 
between  The  From  Runner  and  the 
book  on  Billy's  son.  which  will  be 
published  next  year. 

The  From  Runner  was  set  largely 
in  the  burgeoning  gay  scene  of  the 
early  1970s  and.  despite  its  ending, 
was  optimistic,  with  the  gay  charac- 
ters and  their  supporters  triumphing 
over  the  athletic  establishment,  pub- 
lic opinion  and  even  the  U.S. 
Supreme  Court,  which  in  the  novel 
struck  down  sodomy  laws.  (The  real- 
life  high  court  upheld  them  in  1986). 
Harlan's  Race  is  a  different  kind  of 
book.  Though  set  in  the  laie  '70s.  the 
frantic  gay  disco-and-sex  scene  of 
those  years  is  glimpsed  only  from  a 
distance.  Two  characters  from  the 
first  novel  become  early  victims  of 
AIDS.  Harlan  himself  finds  love,  but 
of  a  much  more  ambiguous  kind  than 
his  early  romance  with  Billy. 

"Imagine  if  in  real  life,  you  had 
seen  your  lover's  head  blown  off  on 
national  television."  Warren  said. 
"Part  of  developing  the  book  was 
really  sitting  with  my  character  and 


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From  Runner  not  only  helped  thousands  of  voung  gavs 
come  to  terms  with  their  sexuality,  it  also  launched  an 
athletic  movement. 

Since  the  late  1970s,  .some  75  "Front  Runners" 
groups  of  lesbian  and  gay  amateur  runners  have  sprung 
up  around  the  country.  Warren  had  nothing  to  do  with 
the  founding  of  the  groups  and  avoided  them  for  vears. 
out  of  shyness  and  a  reluctance  to  be  labeled,  said 
Tyler  St.  Mark,  her  business  partner. 

But  she  had  an  emotional  meeting  with  them  at  the 
Gay  Games  in  New  York  in  lune.  just  after  the  sequel 
Harlan's  Race  was  published. 

"She  just  simply  walked  over  very  casually,  and  it 
wasn't  until  she  raised  her  arms  (for  a  photographic 
pose)  that  people  noticed  her."  said  St.  Mark,  who  was 
present  at  the  event  in  Central  Park.  "It  was  a  ripple 


effect.  It  was  like  a  wave." 

And.  ultimately,  it  was  a  great  round  of  applause  - 
just  like  that  for  her  character,  Harian  Brown,  in  his 
first  meeting  with  the  Front  Runners,  which  occurs  at 
the  climax  of  Harlan's  Race.  If  the  second  novel  leads 
to  the  founding  of  any  group,  it  might  be  the  "Gay 
Panthers."  Several  characters  in  the  book,  despondent 
over  the  assassination  of  Harlan's  lover  Billy  Sive. 
flirt  with  forming  a  mythical  terrorist  group  modeled 
on  the  Black  Panthers.  Warren  says  the  idea  was  not 
hers. 

"Before  I  ever  wrote  this  book.  I  heard  'Gay 
Panthers'  talked  about  and  theorized  about."  she  said. 

But  no  such  group  exists,  and  Warren  noted,  "I 
point  out  in  the  book  that,  of  all  the  major  movements, 
the  gay  movement  alone  has  not  had  its  share  of  vio- 
lent activists."  She  said  she  doesn't  know  why. 


thinking.  'If  this  was  a  real-life  situa- 
tion, where  would  the  story  go  next 
and  what  would  be  his  concerns?" 

All  of  Warren's  previous  books 
were  published  by  major  publishers. 
But  for  Harlan's  Race,  she  chose  to  go 
it  alone,  setting  up  her  own  publishing 
company  and  largely  creating  the  book 
on  home  computer  equipment. 

Warren  says  she  was  looking  for 
more  creative  control  than  authors 
typically  get  from  a  major  publishing 
house. 

"We  totally  created  the  book  from 
beginning  lo  end.  When  I  hold  that 
book  in  my  hands,  that  is  MY  book." 
she  said.  "A  lot  of  writers  would  love 
to  experience  that." 

In  doing  so.  she  gave  up  the  pub- 
licity budget  and  staff  that  major 
publishers  have.  But  booksellers  say 
Harlan's  Rare  has  been  doing  just 
fine  regardless. 

"It's  probably  the  best-selling,  self- 
published  hardcover  I  can  think  of  in 
15  years  of  bookselling."  said 
Richard  Labonte.  manager  of  A 


Different  Light,  a  gay  and  lesbian 
bookstore  in  San  Francisco. 

He  said  it  was  the  summer's  sec- 
ond-mosi-popular  title,  behind  Yale 
University  scholar  |ohn  Boswell's 
Same-Se.x  Unions  in  Premodern 
Europe,  the  controversial  book 
asserting  that  the  early  Christian 
church  had  ceremonies  for  same-sex 
marriage. 

"When  a  book  like  SameSe.x 
Unions  comes  out.  it's  got  a  big  pub- 
lisher behind  it  and  a  big  PR  budget." 
Labonte  .said. 

Harlan's  Race,  by  contrast,  seems 
to  be  selling  largely  on  word  of 
month. 

"I  guess  a  lot  of  people  were  wait- 
ing for  the  book."  Labonte  said.  "It's 
just  one  of  those  books  that  has  a 
built-in  audience  and  that  audience 
hasn't  been  disappointed." 

Hermance  agreed:  "I'm  probably 
the  only  gay  man  on  the  entire  East 
Coast  who  not  only  hasn't  read  this, 
but  hasn't  read  The  From  Runner." 

Warren  said  she  was  counting  on 


that  reaction  to  cushion  the  risk  of 
going  it  alone.  And  she  said  fans  of 
The  From  Runner  have  written  her 
again  now  that  they've  read  the 
sequel. 

"They're  kind  of  like  Harlan. 
They're  older,  wiser,  sometimes  a  lit- 
tle falter  but  sometimes  not.  They've 
lost  lovers  to  AIDS.  They  are  not  stu- 
dents any  more.  They're  professionals 
out  there  in  the  worid." 

And  they'll  have  another  install- 
ment to  look  forward  to:  Billy's  Boy 
will  be  published  next  year,  and  will 
cover  developments  since  1981.  But 
it  will  be  told  by  a  different  narrator: 
Billy's  son.  who  appears  in  Harlan's 
Race  only  as  an  inarticulate  child. 

"It's  time  to  leave  Harlan  and 
move  on  to  other  points  of  view." 
Warren  said.  "I've  been  working  a  lot 
with  gay  teen-agers  in  Los  Angeles 
and  it's  time  to  let  them  have  their 
voice."  So  docs  Billy's  boy  turn  out  to 
be  gay? 

"Read  the  book  and  find  out," 
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Rohhinsy  Freeman  star  in  the  moving  *Shawshank  Redemption* 


Thursday,  October  13,  1994  /  Page  9 


By  Jon  Lupo 

Collegian  Staff 


THE  SHAWSHANK  REDEMPTION 

Directed  by  Frank  Darabont 
with  Tim  Robbins  &  Morgon  Freeman 

Someone  once  said  that  prison 
movies  are  like  a  box  of  cliches  — 
you  always  know  what  you're  gonna 
gel.  Some  of  those  old  standards  arc 
well  on  display  in  The  Shaushank 
Redemption  —  the  sadistic  guard, 
Ihe  evil  warden,  the  birdman  of 
Alcatraz  homage,  etc.  But  it's  a  credit 
to  Frank  Darabont.  Redemption'^ 
screenwriter  and  director,  that  he 
meshes  the  cliches  into  involving, 
even  effective,  melodrama. 

if  you  haven't  gotten  the  idea  from 
the  almost  pious  TV  ads  (or  the 
near-shameless  title).  Redemption  is 
full  of  despair  and  hope;  real  triumph 
of  Ihe  human  spirit  stuff.  It  succeeds 
in  spile  of  all  this;  in  fact,  maybe 
because  of  it.  Usually,  this  brand  of 
sentiment  sinks  before  it  swims. 
drowning  in  its  own  earnestness.  And 
yet  Redemption  earns  its  title  with  a 
steady  hand,  sure  direction  and  a 
finely- written  script. 

Culled  from  a  short  story  by 
Stephen  King  (Ihe  King  of  Stand  by 
Me.  not  Ihe  King  of  Sleepwalkers), 
The  Shawshank  Redemption 
recounts  the  story  of  a  falsely  con- 
victed killer  (Tim  Robbins)  and  his 


\cars  ol  abuse  and  itiumph  in  a 
Maine  prison.  The  lilm  also  focuses 
on  Robbins'  relalionship  with  a  fel- 
low inmate  (Morgan  Freeman)  over 
the  numerous  decades. 

When  Robbins  first  arrives  at 
Shawshank.  he's  branded  a  loner. 
Sexually-assaulted  by  some  rough 
prisoners.  Robbins  slowly  comes  out 
of  his  shell  He  uses  his  financial 
knowledge  (he  was  a  banker  before 
being  incarcerated)  to  do  ihc  guards' 
taxes  and  eventually  sets  up  a 
money  laundering  scheme  for  the 
warden.  He  also,  by  the  way, 
revamps  the  prison  library  (one 
inmate  refers  to  the  author  of  The 
Count  of  Mome  Crislo  as  Alexandre 
Dumb-ass)  and  tutors  olher  inmates 
for  their  high  school  diplomas. 

And  yet  for  all  of  this  action, 
Robbins'  characters  remains  some- 
what of  a  cipher:  to  say  that  he's 
cagey  is  more  than  just  a  bad  pun. 
While  it's  his  character  we're  clearly 
meant  to  root  for,  the  film  finds  its 
emotional  core  in  the  relalionship 
between  Robbins  and  freeman.  It's 
iheir  "love  story"  that  ends  up  giving 
the  film  the  emotional  weight. 

Freeman,  with  his  low  voice  and 
world-weary  tone,  gives  the  best  per- 
lormance  here,  even  if  he's  played 
this  role  (sage  sidekick  to  while 
hero)  so  often  he's  almost  becoming 
a  genre  unto  him.self.  He  delivers  a 
great  line  about  how  longtime  prison- 


ers become  "insliiulionali/cd"  lo  the 
point  where  they  become  dependent 
on  the  system  instead  of  rehabilitated 
by  it.  lis  a  piiwerful  statement,  but 
more  importantly,  it's  followed  up  in 
the  film  as  it  details  life  afier  being 
released  lor  a  prisoner  incarcerated 
for  40  years. 

Yet  for  all  of  the  film's  emotional 
truths,  it  delivers  a  doozy  of  a  false 
note.  The  most  obvious  occurs  when 
Robbins,  having  locked  himself  in  the 
warden's  office,  plays  Mozarl  over 
the  yard  loudspeaker  The  prisoners 
all  look  up  (at  the  same  time)  in 
some  sort  of  collective  awe.  the 
soundtrack  swells,  and  it's  all  a  pure 
load  of  crap.  And  must  all  the  sup- 
porting players  remain  stock  stereo- 
types? Haven't  we  had  enough  of 
psycho  guards  and.  "What  we've  got 
here  is  a  failure  to 
communicate"-lype  wardens? 

The  Shawshank  Redemption  is  the 
kind  of  film  easy  to  overrate  but  hard 
to  dismiss.  It's  not  the  "monumental 
achievement"  one  critic  dubbed  in 
the  film's  print  ads.  but  it  is.  in  its 
own  quiet  way.  a  feat  of  moviemak- 
ing not  usually  attempted  in  this  day 
and  age  of  stunt-filled  "epics"  about 
dumb  guys  triumphing  over  history. 
The  guys  in  The  Shawshank 
Redemption  are  triumphing  over 
something  more  difficult,  making 
their  journey  all  the  more  laudable  — 
and  all  Ihe  harder  lo  forget.  B+ 


Morgan  Freeman  and  Tim  Robbins  play  inmates  who  form  a  longtinw  friendsfiip  over  tfie  decades  they  spend 
in  pnson  in  The  Shawshank  Redemption,  a  film  based  on  a  short  Jtory  by  Stephen  King. 


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Sylvester  Stallone  bombs  out  again 


By  Ooniei  Pellegrini 

Collegion  Slatf 


ThESPKIAUST 

Directed  by  Luis  Uoso 

with  Sylvesfer  Stalk>ne,  Sharon  Stone, 

James  Woods  &  Eric  Roberts 

I  told  myself  after  seeing  that  preposterous  Charlie 
Sheen  movie  The  Chase  last  winter  that  I  should  go  a 
little  sofi  on  the  obviously  worthless  pictures  and  try 
not  to  give  out  another  F  grade  So  much  for  self-disci- 
pline. 

The  movie  is  The  Specialist,  starring  Sylvester 
Stallone  and  Sharon  Stone.  It's  this  year's  third  install- 
ment in  a  tragically  declining  series  of  plotless,  mind- 
less "bomb"  movies  that  started  with  Speed,  the 
one-dimensional  bul  spicy  Keanu  Reeves  film  that  did 
lor  public  transportation  what  laws  did  for  the  water. 
Next  came  Blown  .'\way.  the  lame  bomb  squad  flick 
that  forced  Jeff  Bridges  into  impersonating  the  worst 
Boston  accent  in  movie  history,  and  now  The  Specialist 
—  a  film  that  should  have  been  rigged  with  500 
pounds  of  C4  on  the  first  day  of  shooting. 

In  The  Specialist,  Stallone  plays  an  ex-special  forces 
bomb  expert  who's  trying  to  break  free  from  his  cur- 
rent lifestyle  as  a  sort  of  vigilante  hit  man.  or  "special- 
ist." Along  comes  Adrian  (Sharon  Stone),  who.  via 
telephone,  seduces  Sly  into  gelling  her  revenge  against 
the  Miami  drug  family  who  killed  her  family  as  a  child. 
Now  Stallone  musi  track  down  the  drug  family  and, 
uhh.  blow  them  up. 

This  is  a  laughable  (several  of  the  film's  action 
sequences  you  will  genuinely  laugh  at),  miserable 
excuse  for  a  dim-  willed  Hollywood  action  movie. 
Seeing  this  film  brought  me  painfully  back  to  a  time 
when  I  would  get  excited  over  those  Golan -Globus 
films  from  the  mid-'80s  like  Missing  in  Action  or 
Invasion  U.S.A.  Actually.  The  Specialist  is  more  remi- 
niscent lo  soft-core  pornography  in  the  way  that  it's 
scripted  —  everybody  speaks  in  these  heavy,  melodra- 
matic whispers  and  moves  as  if  the  whole  film  is  in 
slow-motion.  If  this  movie  had  a  no  name  cast,  it 
could  have  easily  made  a  late-nighi  showtime  movie 
called  "Explosions  of  Lust"  or  something. 

I  didn't  expect  much  more  from  Stallone,  but 
Sharon  Stone  will  really  have  to  dcun  up  her  act  if  she 
expects  lo  survive  the  filming  of  Martin  Scorsese's 
Casino,  currently  in  production  with  Robert  DeNiro 
and  |oc  Pesci.  shame  on  both  RckJ  Steiger  and  lames 


Woods  for  appearing  in  the  movie.  And  Eric  Roberts, 
who  right  now  should  be  praying  for  a  Pope  of 
Greenwich  Village  sequel,  walks  away  from  this  disas- 
ter with  the  sleaze/cheeze  bad  guy  of  the  year  award.  I 
could  cry. 

One  can  only  ask  oneself  how  a  movie  like  The 
Specialist  can  get  made  nowadays.  Like  I  said  before.  I 
tried  to  give  mercy,  bul  I  really  don't  think  I'd  be  doing 
this  movie  any  justice  if  I  let  it  pass.  And  you  know.  I 
heard  this  crazy  rumor  that  this  was  number  one  at  the 
box  office  last  weekend.  F 


counTEsv  rrnsTM  ncrums 
Sylvester  Stallone  (shown  here  in  Cliffhanger) 
bombs  out  in  The  ipecialist. 


smashing  pumpkins 


continued  trom  page  8 
ed  to  appear  on  any  actual  album, 
maybe  they  are  just  Corgan's  indul- 
gent exercises.  Either  way  this  compi- 
lation of  B-sides,  unlike  mosi  others, 
amazingly  holds  up  as  both  a  vision 
into  the  band's  more  traditional  rock 
sounding  side,  and  a  completely 
coherent  album. 

Not  that  there  isn't  some 
self-indulgent  garbage  fluttering 
throughout.  About  50  seconds  into 
the  track  "Space"  and  you  realize 
Corgan  really  is  indeed  the  biggest 
art-rock  geek  since  David  Bowie 
But  the  simple  fad  of  the  matter  is 
Pisces  Iscariot  contains  some  of  Ihe 
most  daring  songs  the  Pumpkins 


have  put  on  tape.  "Frail  & 
Bedazzled"  would  have  been  the 
most  stunning  track  had  it  been  put 
on  the  band's  now  lamous  debut 
Gish,  while  "Girl  Named  Sandoz* 
may  just  be  the  best  unreleascd 
Foghat  track  ever. 

Songs  such  as  "Soothe,"  "Whir" 
and  "Blew  Away"  reveal  a  more 
stripped  down  version  of  the 
Pumpkins  that  was  unfortunately  left 
off  iheir  previous,  way  over-pro- 
duced albums.  The  latter  even  con- 
tains a  dash  of  southern-style  guitar 
reminiscent  of  (!)  The  Eagles  Even 
the  slightly  over  the  lop  "Starla" 
(clocking  in  at  a  brutal  1 1  minuict) 


somehow  works  even  with  its  overly 
retro  psychedelic  motif. 

With  Pisces  Iscariot,  Smashing 
Pumpkins  have  deftly  dodged  critical 
heckling  by  releasing  a  compilation 
album  that  is  actually  worthy  of 
being  grouped  with  their  studio 
releases.  By  not  peppering  the  album 
with  half-hearted  throw-a-ways. 
but  rather  showing  somewhat  of  a 
different  side,  they  have  opened  up 
an  avenue  for  possible  new  direc- 
tions. 

Sure,  Pisces  Iscariot  is  a  shameless 
stab  an  making  money,  but  these 
guys  are  big  rock  stars  now.  Accept 
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Vnov-  whjl  II  •-  j-'iiini;  in  imik  like  tx-c.iLi-c  iii  .1  iiK>nih  I'm 

I'oiii)-  lv>  >;idclu.iiv'  .Mill  >''.i  J  ^cmai'-  |i'h.   Il ■^  iml  d  ^'ak-kI 

..h;«ic-.->Kin  loi  1  Ivici   |Hi.p!i.-  Ill  llii'ii  ■4l)s  uiid  'iOs  who 

1   I  iiv,i!  Ill  ii  .Hill  >Aun'l  jciipi  il.  Thc\  wun'l  lako  mo 

.ikI   kini^TI^'Ui./. 

Mi^ hem, 111.  d  piule-.'-i'i  111  ihc  Consumer  Sludics 
.iepiiriiiKiii  ji  IM.i--  -heil  ^ollle  liphl  on  sorne  ol  ihc  po>- 
■  .'■  i..-,.ii^  UiF  «  In  people  k;el  \diiuus  appeiuliities 
IxhIn  p.ul^  l.iiK'oed 
i  ;,  „,  .:■.;  .ivaileiliie  pei^(X\li\e,  d  lot  of  the  liilie--  peo- 
ple got  i.itiooeil  .ind  pieree-el  when  ihcy  were  in  u  Iransi- 
'.KuKil  [^i'.i^e  in  their  liies."  suid  Miehcmun.  "Il  was  a 
ph\Mc.il  .iikI  idiigihle  M.dv  of  showing  ehanpc  during  a 
|w_)i!;i  I  1  ^eli     i-xpieirdlion 

h  .lUo  h.i-  -oiiiellimt-  10  do  with  where  ihe  iiuirk  or  hole 
isU..dieii 

"  \n  iiiu  re-tinj_'  lealure  shared  by  both  is  ibal  people 
«he.w.  iheu  idiioo^  and  piercings  and  some  don'l." 
Sheheiiidii  -..lid  "\\  here  voinebody  wants  to  put  d  tdtteK) 
on  their  KkK  hd>  to  dei  with  how  they  want  to  see  the  tal- 
100  in  leidtion  to  iheir  publie  appearance:  how  you  would 
choose  lo  ^heiw  Nouiself  to  anyK>ily.  as  opposed  to  their 
pindie  Lippeardnecl  If  il  1^  pnwile  it  can  give  the  person 
ilcMbiliu.  where  and  \slien  they  wain  10  show  il." 

Uitli  idtiooing  diid  piercing  becoming  so  iiuiin>lreani.  il 

■:Hisiiig  thai  iikkIcI  I  hristy  Turlington  sheiwed  of! 

ling  in   \  ogiif  nidga/ine,  nor  that  Stephanie 

Idimied  her  ankle  latiiHi  in  the  V  ieloria's  Secret 

'  he  L|Ue^lion  asked  i--  will  these  two  lonns  of  per- 

~.  i-.ii  ,  -jiicssion  K'eome  d  iKnelty  ol  the  past,  as  Ihe  big 

h.iir  I'l  die  cdrU  >0s'.' 

■■|  ihink  iheie  1-  a  fashion  component  hut  1  don't  think 
11  >  |U^i  idshion."  Miehenian  coniniented.  "People  arc 
dKvd\>-  iiueresieii  in  showing  their  identity  and  people  still 
cnioy  il  People  arc  always  looking  for  new  ways  to  cus- 
lonii/e  ihe  txids." 

Ikd',  iMereing  artist  Michael,  who  works  at  llubba 
Hubhd  m  tambridge,  has  a  different  view  on  the 


incredveii  (H'piilarity  ol  hiscrall. 

"On  the  one  hand  it's  good  lor  my  wallet,  but  in  terms 
of  hurting  the  art  fonii  |it|  absolutely  lis).  K>r  the  most 
part  tlie\  |lhose  who  wish  to  have  body  parts  pierced! 
want  10  get  their  belly  button  pierced  because  their 
friends  will  thmk  they  are  cool  instead  of  the  spiritual 
experience,  which  i.s  what  piercing  is  really  about,"  said 

Michdcl  .  u       u  , 

"I  make  11  a  point  to  tell  custoiners  ol  the  rich  tribal 
background  in  piercing.  I  don't  want  them  going  away 
thinking  that  piercing  was  invented  by  Madonna."  said 
MiehdJ  "Piercing  has  ancient  roots.  The  navel  pierce  has 
direei  lies  to  ancient  Egyptian  culture,  and  the  Labrette 
(pierce  between  the  lip  and  the  chini  has  and  is  still^bc-ing 
perfomied  by  various  South  American  Indian  tribes." 

A  professional  tattoo  artist  from  Boston  (he  could  not 
give  his  name  as  tattooing  is  illegal  in  Ma.ssachusetts)  says 
that  while  it  makes  no  difference  to  him.  many  people  get 
the  wrong  tattoos  for  Ihe  wrong  reasons. 

"It's  good  for  me  financially,  but  a  lot  of  customers 
don't  understand  the  personal  relationship  between  the 
body  and  the  tattoo."  said  the  source.  "They  come  in  and 
gel  'Flash  Art'  like  panthers  and  rock  band  logos.  There 
are  going  10  be  a  lot  of  sorry  adults  in  the  year  2010." 

Hopefully  by  the  time  you  read  this.  Jackie  lones.  a  20- 
ycar  old  junior,  won't  be  sorry  thai  she  got  her  eyebrow 
pierced  for  the  third  time  in  the  last  year.  The  reason  for 
her  multiple  piercings  has  less  to  do  with  body  expression 
than  it  does  with  lones'  toughest  critics:  her  parent.s. 

"The  first  time  I  went  home  for  Christmas  break  my 
dad  told  me  to  take  it  out."  lones  said.  Yet  she  tried  it 
again.  Why  would  anybody  go  through  the  bothersome 
ordeal  and  resulting  pain  that  comes  with  piercing  again'.' 

"I  want  it  now  while  I'm  in  college  because  i  think 
piercing  is  a  youthful  thing."  she  replied. 

Hut  her  eyebrow? 

"It's  typically  weird,  and  when  I  got  it  done  the  first 
time  hardly  anyone  had  it.  I  fell  that  you  didn't  have  to  fit 
a  certain  mold  to  get  one."  Jones  said.  "In  college,  I  want 
lo  be  distinguished  from  the  other  20,000  other  students 
at  UMass.  I  want  to  keep  society  on  its  toes." 


Piano  Man 


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television 


continued  tfom  page  5 

Sho«."  slot  10  boring  talk  show  veter- 
dii  loin  Snyder,  is  give  Crispin 
lilovcr  a  shot  at  refining  his  convcr 
■-alional  and  kick-boxing  --kills.  Hey. 
I  wnukl  wdleh. 

(•jsewhere  on  ihe  late  night  tclevi- 
siim  scene.  I  was  very  disappointed  to 
Icdm  how  rumors  are  Hying  fast  and 
lurious  that  (despite  improving  rat- 
ings) "Lale  Night"  host  Conan 
O'Brien  may  soon  be  replaced  by 
Greg  Kinncar  —  the  smarmy  and 
annoying  current  host  of  'Laler." 
O'Brien  lias  always  amused  me  with 
his  nerdy.  off-beat  style,  and  I  just 
don't  understand  why  NBC  is  in  such 
a  rush  lo  dump  him  for  a  guy  whose 


whole  personality  is  like  a  bad  David 
Leiterman  imitation. 

I  Ihink  if  I  had  to  pick  the  most 
mane,  nonsensical,  purely  dumb 
talk  show.  I  would  choose  "The  Ricki 
Lake  Show."  Where  does  Ricki  dig 
up  these  people,  anyway?  I  mean, 
maybe  this  country  is  just  filled  to  the 
rim  with  brain-dead  women  who  will 
tolerate  their  mutant  husbands  beat- 
ing them  up,  impregnating  their  sis- 
ters, and  skinning  the  family  dog. 
But  even  if  that's  true,  I'm  still  aston- 
ished that  anyone  would  agree  to  go 
on  national  television  to  reveal  such 
embarrassing  conditions  of  existence. 
Maybe  ihcy  don'l  have  the  brainpow- 


er to  be  embarrassed,  or  something. 

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themselves  up  for  the  camera  or  any- 
thing —  like  a  couple  of  weeks  ago 
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only  three  teeth.  1  counted.  If  1  was 
him.  I  would  have  stuck  chicklets 
gum.  or  something  in  there  so  I 
wouldn't  look  quite  so  bad.  I  guess 
he  hadn't  discovered  the  joys  of  fluo- 
ride yet.  Some  people  have  more 
trouble  with  the  modern  age  than 
others. 


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continued  from  page  1 5 

long.  Tenncsiscc  OB  Peyton  Manning  has  K-gun  to  come 
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Volunteers  will  stack  the  line  to  stop  Sherman  Williams. 
Can  Barker  respond?  Nol  this  week,  the  mirrors  will 
break  for  the  Tide. 

Florida  5 J.  Auburn  17  -  The  lirsl  loss  ever  lor  Tern, 
Bowden  as  a  head  coach.  Tern  Dean  gels  recognition  i( 
he  can  torch  the  Tiger  defense.  Like  father,  like  son. 
watch  Steve  Spurrier  manipulate  Bowden.  The  Gators  will 
have  a  field  day. 

Penn  Stale  28.  Michigan  25  —  The  game  of  the  day 
The  Niltany  l,ions  lead  the  nation  in  scoring,  averaging, 
51.6  points  per  game.  The  health  of  the  two  star  running 
backs  is  an  issue.  Ki-|ana  Carter  has  a  dislocated  thumb 
but  shouldn't  mi.ss  any  time.  Tyrone  Wheatley  is  back  and 
piling  up  big  numbers  for  the  Wolverines. 

Penn  State  has  more  weapons,  and  a  healthy  defense. 
Watch  lor  Bobby  Engram  to  explode  at  wide  receiver  and 
stretch  the  defense  for  Carter.  With  |oe  Patemo  coaching 
against  Gary  Moeller.  that  might  be  all  you  need  to  know. 
Palerno  can  sense  a  national  championship:  the  Nittany 
Lions  will  pass  their  biggest  lest  of  the  year. 

Anthony  (Juido  is  a  Collegian  culumnisl. 


Oliete 


rivalry 


continued  tiom  page  15 

Up  to  yesterday,  thai  was  the  last  time 
Massachusetts  had  lost  at  home. 

But  perhaps  what  sets  this  rivalry  apart  from 
most  rivalries  is  the  mutual  respect  the  two  teams 
have  for  each  other.  Before  the  match,  Rudy  trotted 
over  to  the  Hartford  bench  to  shake  hands  with 
Daniels. 

This  type  of  action  rubs  off  on  the  players  from 
both  sides,  as  each  team  uses  the  other  to  push  itself 
further. 

"Each  of  us  is  always  up  lor  each  other,  always 
ready."  said  Kolondi. 

And  yesterday,  the  500-plus  spectators  that  dot- 
ted the  hill  and  filled  the  bleachers  at  Garber  Field 
were  treated  to  another  chapter  in  this  rivalry.  |ust 
one  small  chapter  in  the  overall  rivalry,  because 
these  two  teams  will  surely  meet  up  again. 

"I  told  the  team  to  look  at  the  scoreboard  and 
remember  il...."  said  Rudy. 

"We'll  probably  see  them  again  in  the  [NCAAJ 
Regionals."  said  Rvifer. 

The  history  continues  to  grow.  The  respect  is 
mutual.  Unique  in  its  own  way.  Hartford  and 
Massachusetts  have  one  special  rivalry. 


continued  from  page  1 5 

for  a  scoring  opportunity,  and  somebody  else  was  a  little 
bit  more  ojjen.  I  will  still  pass  it." 

"Adolfo  has  steadily  developed  through  his  lour  years 
here.  I  think  he  is  one  of  the  most  knowledgeable  players 
we  have."  said  Yarworth.  "When  he's  got  his  head  in  the 
game,  he  is  as  good  as  any  player  in  the  East." 

"He  gives  us  a  lot  of  versatil  .  because  he  can  s  .  'wo 
meters,  he  can  drive  and  can  p  ay  good  defense,  ^^e's  cer- 
tainly a  good  leader  on  our  team,  and  that's  what  we  need 
out  of  him." 

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This  unselfish  altitude  thai  exhibits  Oliete's  personality 
is  key  nol  jusi  in  water  polo  and  other  team  sports,  but 
also  effects  every  aspect  of  a  person's  life.  The  lifestyle 
that  has  become  the  game  of  water  polo  for  Adolfo  Oliele, 
as  he  staled,  will  always  continue  with  him.  He  hopes  to 
still  compete  for  club  teams  until  his  bcxiy  tells  him  nol 
to. 

But  what  it  more  important  to  Oliete  is  to  take  his 
Finance  major  and  start  a  life  here  in  the  United  States. 
After  his  mandatory  military  service  in  Spain,  thai  is. 


continued  from  page  15 

Currenlly,  incoming  athletes  must  meet  both  the  stan- 
dardized lest  score  and  the  grade-point  requirements. 

The  council  slopped  short  of  making  a  decision  on 
awarding  a  fourth  year  of  eligibility  to  partial  qualifiers. 
There  is  strong  sentiment  in  some  comers  of  the  athletic 
community  to  award  a  fourth  year  to  partial  qualifiers 
who  make  substantial  progress  in  school. 

'The  council  expressed  an  interest  in  an  opportunity  for 
a  discussion  and  debate  on  all  of  the  pro(x>sals,  in  particu- 
lar ihc  fourth  year  of  competition  for  partial  qualifiers 
who  make  academic  progress. "said  Joseph  Crowley,  presi- 
dent of  the  council  and  president  of  the  University  of 
Nevada-Reno. 

"I  think  this  is  one  of  those  issues  that  doesn't  fit  into  a 


comfortable  niche  in  terms  of  the  debate  over  academic 
standards,"  Crowley  said. 

The  question  has  been  voted  upon  during  each  of  the 
past  five  NCAA  conventions.  Crowley  said  it  was  coming 
closer  and  closer  to  being  approved. 

The  council  also  reverseid  itself  and  withdrew  iis  sup- 
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be  compensated  for  by  a  higher  grade-point.  A  committee 
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THF  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Sports 


Minute  women  sputter  at  start,  fall  to  Hawks 


By  Candke  Flemming 

Collegian  Staff 


Cumiiif;  iiUi.1  si>ioi iia\  s  game 
ugain^l  ihi-  Nuiihciisl  tcguni'v  No.  I 
learn  Harlliird.  ihc  iMiivcrsily  of 
MussUihuM'ti!-  \Mim(.Ti'>  M.ic(.cr  tcum 
knew  il  would  have  to  play  a 
ne«r-pcrfeei  game  lo  win. 

But  in  the  first  15  minutes  of  the 
game,  the  Minuiewomen  struggled  to 
match  that  perieelion.  giving  up  two 
goals. 

L'M.iss  sunvndered  the  first  goal  50 
scci.iniN  inlv.1  ihc  iiiiiivh.  Defender 
Nikki  Ahrenhol/  Ijiled  lo  control  the 
ball,  which  allowed  Harllord's 
Donna  Ikilyman  lo  take  an  open  shot 
and  ^ci.Mc 

Then  ,H  ilie  1 1:07  mark,  Hartford 
loru.iid  Sicphanie  thmura  scored  on 
an  assivi  h-.  midliclder  Jessica  Reifer. 

"We  iLi^l  lacked  intensity  |in  the 
first  15  2U  niinulesj."  LiMass 
eo-caplain  Heidi  Kocher  said  "Mier 
that,  parts  ol  ihc  game  were  reallv 
even,  and  parts  of  it.  I  fell  like  we 
really  dominated." 

L'Mass  had  its  opportunities  in  the 
first  halt,  but  could  not  find  the  net. 

With  about  24  minutes  left,  sopho- 
more defender  Eiin  Lynch  served  the 
ball  to  Nicole  Roberts,  but  Hartford 
goalkeeper  Danielle  Rotondi  beat 
Roberts  to  the  ball. 

lust  seconds  later.  .Amy  Powell 
served  the  ball  to  Roberts  who  in 
lum  passed  the  ball  to  Lynch.  Lyncli 
look  the  shot  from  the  top  of  the 
keeper's  box.  but  missed  high. 

UMass'  last  great  opportunity  of 
ihe  half  was  with  6:35  left.  Melissa 
Mitchell  received  the  ball  from  luiie 
Magid  and  shot,  but  right  at  Rotondi 

The  score  would  remain  in 
Hartford's  favor  into  the  second  half. 

Five  minutes  into  ihe  second  hal' 
UMass  had  a  golden  opportur  u 
Lynch  got  the 
ball  from  a 
defender  and 
had  the  open 
shot  from  aboul 
20  yards  out.  Tht.  -Iioi  was  a  build 
headed  to  the  upper  left  corner  of  the 
goal  but  Rotondi  made  an  unbeliev- 
able save,  touching  the  ball  just 
enough  iw-  prevent  the  score. 

"It's  more  a  rellex,  you  see  the  bail 
and  you  just  go  for  it,"  Rotondi  said 
about  her  out.standing  save.  "I  didn't 


"It's  great  because  both  teams  play  hard  and 

respect  one  another  There's  nei'er  any  dirty  stuff. 

The  respect  is  there,  the  soccer  is  good,  and  it's 

great  for  the  region. " 

—Hartford's  AUSTIN  DANIELS 

Players  and  coaches  note 
special,  traditional  rivalry 


By  Mike  Reiss 

Collegion  Staff 


PAUl  IIIOIXAU  /  COILECIAN 

Freshman  goalkeeper  Danielle  Dion  sits  dejected  after  No.  7  University  of  Massachusetts  women's  soccer  team 
lost  to  No.  4  Hartford,  2-1,  at  Richard  F.  Carber  Field  yesterday  afternoon. 


Hartford 


Massachasens 


4.  ^ 


'.»cn  think  about  it,  I  just  went  and 
^ui  a  hand  on  it." 

"She  played  great,"  Hartford 
Coaeh  Austin 
Daniels  said. 
"You  hope  that 
every  so  often 
when  everything 
else  breaks  down  that  the  keeper  is 
the  one  that  comes  through  and  she 
came  through." 

UMass  finally  got  a  score  at  the 
68:18  mark  when  Mitchell  served  the 
ball  to  Roberts,  who  booted  the  ball 
into  the  upper  left  comer  of  the  net 
to  make  il  a  2- 1  game. 


The  Minutewomen  kept  the  pres- 
sure on  Rotondi  the  rest  of  the  way 
with  shot  after  shot,  but  could  not 
come  up  with  a  score  to  tie  it. 

"The  way  to  look  at  it  is  they  had 
about  five  chances  and  put  In  two. 
we  had  about  1 5  chances  and  put  in 
one,"  UMass  Coach  lim  Rudy  said.  "I 
think  that  tells  the  story." 

"I  think  from  the  15  minute  mark 
on  they  won  more  balls  than  we  did," 
Daniels  said.  "I  don't  think  they  were 
as  sharp  as  I've  seen  them  either.  I 
think  If  they  were  sharper  it  would  of 
been  a  lot  more  trouble." 

Freshman  goalkeeper  Danielle 


Dion  made  three  saves  on  the  day  for 
UMass,  while  Rotondi  recorded  nine. 

Even  with  the  loss.  Rudy  said  he 
was  still  pleased  with  how  his  team 
performed  while  behind. 

"They  fought  back,"  Rudy  said.  "I 
always  know  that  by  the  end  of  the 
game,  if  it's  close,  our  kids  will  fight 
to  the  end.  I  just  wish  they  had 
fought  at  the  beginning  and  I  think 
they  do  too.  This  is  a  good  learning 
experience  for  them." 

'Losing  is  never  something  that's 
fun,  but  I  think  that  it's  going  to  be  a 
good  thing  because  we  have  to  learn 
from  our  mistakes."  Kocher  said. 


To  classify  a  match-up  between 
two  teams  as  a  rivalry,  a  long,  tradi- 
tion-rich history  is  usually  required. 
Not  so  in  the  case  of  Hartford  and 
Massachusetts. 

When  these  two  women's  soccer 
teams  meet,  there  is  always  a  little 
more  on  the  line,  a  little  extra  at 
stake. 

And  in  just  a  short  time  (teams 
first  played  each  other  in  1986],  the 
two  schools  have  formed  something 
that  certainly  does  classify  as  a  rival- 
ry- 
Listen  to  the  players. 

"Of  course,  there  is  something 
extra  when  we  play  Massachusetts," 
said  Hartford  goalkeeper  Danielle 
Rotondi.  "This  year,  we  want  to 
keep  our  top  position  in  the 
{Northeast]  region.  It's  definitely  a 
rivalry." 

"When  we  play  Massachusetts,  it's 
a  regional  game,  and  regional  games 
like  this  are  big."  said  Hartford  mid- 
fielder lessica  Reifer.  "It's  a  battle. 
You  really  see  how  good  you  are." 

"It's  a  battle  of  two  top  teams  hop- 
ing to  get  to  that  next  level,"  said 
Massachusetts  sophomore  defender 
Erin  Lynch. 

"Hartford  and  UMass  have  always 
had  tough  games  and  that  was 
demonstrated  today."  said 
Massachusetts  senior  co-  captain 
Heidi  Kocher.  "Winning  this  game 
puts  you  in  great  poiilion  to  get  to 
the  NCAAs." 

Now,  listen  to  the  head  coaches. 

"It's  great  because  both  teams  play 
hard  and  respect  one  another,"  said 
Hartford's  Austin  Daniels. 

"There's  never  any  dirty  stufL  The 
respect  is  there,  the  soccer  is  good, 
and  it's  great  for  the  region."  said 
Daniels. 

"This  is  probably  one  of  Ihe  more 
highly-contested  matches  in  the 


country,  as  evidenced  by  the  crowd 
today."  said  Massachusetts  Coach  jim 
Rudy.  "It's  big.  We  dropped  an 
important  game  today." 

A  rivalry,  no  question. 

Call  it  the  Battle  of  the  Northeast. 
Call  it  the  Battle  of  New  England. 
Hey,  call  it  the  Battle  of  Interstate 
91.  It  doesn't  matter  what  it's  called 
because  the  product  is  good. 

In  a  short  lime,  these  two  teams 
arc  in  the  works  of  producing  quite  a 
history. 

For  a  series  that  started  less  than 
10  years  ago.  this  match-  up  has 
already  provided  its  fair  share  of 
exciting  finishes  and  high  drama. 

A  main  reason  why  is  because  the 
teams  meet  up  in  such  high-pressure 
situations,  such  as  yesterday. 
Although  the  match  was  played 
mid-season,  the  importance  of  it 
didn't  dwindle  a  bit. 

In  the  past  two  years,  the  team 
which  has  won  this  regular  season 
match  has  gone  on  to  the  NCAA 
Final  Four.  'This  certainly  puts 
Hartford  in  the  driver's  seat."  said 
Rudy. 

Indeed.  In  battling  for  ptosition  in 
the  Northeast  region,  teams  are  now 
jockeying  to  secure  that  it  will  host 
the  NCAA's  in  November.  The  brag- 
ging rights  are  also  something  to  play 
for  as  well. 

"From  last  year  |a  3-0 
Massachusetts  victory),  we  wanted  to 
come  back."  said  Rotondi.  "We  want- 
ed to  prove  ourselves.  There  was  defi- 
nitely a  revenge  factor  there  for  us." 

"We  have  lo  play  the  teams  in  our 
region  the  toughest,  and  right  now 
Hartford.  UConn  and  Dartmouth  are 
the  teams."  said  Lynch. 

Yesterday,  another  twist  was 
added  to  the  rivalry  between  these 
regional  foes.  It  was  two  years  ago  on 
Oct.  10  when  Hartford  walked  onto 
Carber  Field  and  took  a  2-0  decision. 

Turn  to  RIVAIRY.  Poge  13 


Anthony  Guido 

nCoOei 
Fntbal 


Penn  State  will  pass 
biggest  test  of  season 

And  then  there  were  four 

Florida.  Nebraska.  Penn  State  and  Colorado  all 
are  in  the  driver's  scat.  The  four  powerhouses  con- 
trol their  destiny.  Alabama  and  Michigan  can  alter 
Ihe  deal  this  weekend  and  jump  inti.i  ihc  iiii\ 

Settle  down  BC  fans. 

You  beat  a  Notre  Dame  squad  that  was  one  of  the 
most  overrated  in  the  land.  True,  Boston  College 
pulled  off  a  remarkable  upset,  but  gel  off  the  goal- 
posli  This  is  not  a  reflec- 
tion of  BC's  laleni,  just  an 
illustration  of  how  ND 
l*tM  .^S^  quarterback  Ron  Powlus  is 

UW6Bc^^fll^  nut  ready  for  prime  lime. 
BC  is  not  going  to  a  bowl 
game;  enough  with  the  cel- 
ebrations, you  lost  to 
\'jrginia  Tech  |did  anyone  say  overrated'.'] 

Powlus.  5-21  for  50  yards,  was  an  absolute  night 
mare.  His  decision-making  was  mindboggling.  his 
progress  stunted.  How  stupid  do  all  those  experts 
touting  him  for  the  Heisman  look  now?  If  Powlus 
plays  like  that  when  ND  travels  to  Orlando.  Florida 
Stale  will  double  BC's  score. 

The  best  game  of  last  weekend  was  in  the  Orange 
Bowl  Miami  upset  FSU  in  a  battle  of  teams  without 
OBs  Frank  Costa  was  bad  but  Danny  Kanell  was 
terrible.  The  Hurricanes  intercepted  Kanell  three 
limes,  killing  drives  when  FSU  was  rolling. 

Both  defenses  did  play  well,  but  il  was  a  far  cry 
from  the  past  classic  OB  contests  in  this  rivalry.  I 
can't  believe  I  was  watching  the  game  wishing  it 
was  Gino  Torrella -Charlie  Ward  again  Heisman 
winners.  NFI  flops.  How'  aK)ut  Gino  on  the  Miami 
sidelines  on  Saturday  night,  unemployed,  beaten  out 
lor  that  vaunted  third-string  sfiot  in  Minnesota 
by    Andre  Ware  |l  sense  a  trend). 

Speaking  of  the  Orange  Bowl,  this  business  alxiul 
moving  the  game  fa>ni  the  actual  Orange  Bowl  to 
li'C  Robbie  Stadium  is  absurd.  After  the  city  of 
Miami  voles  to  give  the  Orange  Bowl  a  $50  million 
lacelill.  come  on.  The  poor  condition  of  the  stadium 
will  be  taken  care  of  One  of  the  most  venerable  sta- 
diums in  college  football  history  will  be  no  more. 
I  ct's  play  the  Rose  Bowl  in  Anaheim  Stadium. 

This  will  be  a  banner  weekend  for  college  football 
.lUKin  Besides  the  three  huge  games  jwhich  I'll  gel 
lu  bkrl.  the  Big  I  ipht  has  some  solid  match  ups  .is 
well 

Nchidska  Hinds  U'  Kansas  Slate  without  a  Icgili 
male  quarterback  Tommie  I  ra/icr  is  out  for  the 
M-iiT.  while  backup  Brook  Bcrringer  is  suffering 
from  a  partially  collapsed  lung  The  Wildcats  still 
have  a  lot  to  prove,  and  will  likely  be  run  over  by 
I  .iwrentc  Phillips  But  can  the  Huskcrs  siirvi\c 
^Mihoul  a  OB'' 

Colorado  cannot  overlook  Oklahoma  this  week 
cml  The  Buffaloes  are  looking  squarely  at  that  sec 
iMid  national  title  in  Coach  Bill  McCanney's  tenure 
This  one  can  be  a  lot  more  legitimate,  as  the  dale 
with  wounded  Nebraska  |Oct  ^9]  is  kniking  more 
and  more  like  a  possible  victory 

My  season  record  14-5]  is  getting  better,  hut 
ihcrc  WHS  tinly  one  direction  il  could  have  gone  I'm 
III  ,1  nil  iwu  out  of  three  last  weekend  lor  ihis 
wcck^  picks,  we'll  start  in  Knoxville. 

Tennessee  24.  Alabama  20  -  The  upset  of  the 
week.    Bama  has  been  living  on  the  edge  for  loo 

luff,  to  GUIDO  (logc  )^ 


Oliete's  low  profile  versatility  aids  men's  water  polo  team 


By  JomKi  Konsanefl 

Colleyion  Staff 


The  star  player,  or  primeiime  scor- 
er, of  any  team  is  almost  always  the 
one  who  receives  all  the  adulation 
from  either  the  press  or  Ihe  fan  base. 
The  person  who  consistently  buries 
the  basket  at  the  buzzer  or  runs  for  a 
thousand  yards  in  a  .season  is  Ihe  one 
who  gels  the  spotlight. 

But  behind  every  superstar  there  is 
Ihe  player  thai  docs  the  little  things 
needed  to  win  every  day.  If  it  is  doing 
the  job  on  defense,  or  reading  the  fast 
break  opportunity  and  getting  the 
ball  lo  the  open  person,  by  the  sheer 
knowledge  of  the  game  that  person 
inOuences  the  team  in  ways  that  arc 
iK)i  usually  publicized. 

The  University  of  Massachusetts 
men's  water  polo  learn  has  a  player 
like  that  in  senior  co-captain  Adolfo 
Olicie.  While  record-breaking  senior 
lavier  Gonzalez  lakes  the  high  road 
in  his  co-capiain  position,  Olicie 
takes  Ihc  low  road  and  makes  sure 
the  team's  game  plan  is  taken  care  of 
every  match. 

As  with  his  fellow  captain.  Olieie 
began  his  swimming  career  at  a 
young  age  When  most  of  his  friends 
in  Madrid.  Spain  were  out  pursuing 
dreams  of  future  World  Cup  soccer 
victories,  the  eighl-year-old  son  of 
.Adolfo  and  Maria  Olielc  was  at  Ihc 
pool  starting  to  hone  his  skills.  By 
eighth  grade,  when  he  began  both 
water  polo  and  swimming,  his  coach- 
es recommended  an  eiihcr/or  situa- 
tion due  lo  his  five  hours  a  day  of 
practice  for  both  sports.  When  it 
came  down  to  a  distinct  choice,  he 
chose  water  polo  because  of  Ihe  team 
aspect,  in  contrary  lo  the  individualis- 
tic liming  of  competitive  swimming. 

In  his  senior  year,  Olicie  decided 
to  lake  advantage  ol  the  exchange 
program  from  his  home  school.  Saint 
Vincent  Palolti.  and  flew  over  the 
"pond"  to  Annapolis.  MD.  While 


playing  for  both  club  and  iniemalion- 
al  teams,  he  met  Coach  Russ 
Yarworth  on  a  visit  down  in 
Navy-country  and  talked  about  fur- 
thering his  education  at  UMass. 

In  an  effort  to  solidify  his  future, 
and  due  to  the  current  instability  of 
Spain's  economy  in  the  European 
Common  Market.  Olielc  made  the 
decision  lo  slay  in  America  and 
became  one  ol  the  first  sought-after 
recruits  for  men's  water  polo  in  the 
program's  brief  history. 

"In  my  freshman  year,  a  lot  of  peo- 
ple weren't  that  experienced.  There 
was  more  physical  play,  not  a  lot  of 
finesse  involved  at  all,"  said  Olicte. 
"My  role  was  more  towards  experi- 
ence and  knowkxlgc  of  the  game,  that 
people  didn't  have  before  I  got  here. 
It  was  more  of  a  swimming  program 
developing  into  water  polo." 

After  a  junior  year  slump,  where  he 
only  scored  14  goals  with  eight 
assists  for  22  points,  the  senior 
co-captain  has  bounced  back  strong. 
This  season,  for  the  18-5  and  No.  1 1 
Minuiemen.  he  has  already  surpassed 
career  highs  in  goals,  assists  and 
points  scored  (25  goals,  21  assists  for 
46  points  in  67  quarters  played). 

flis  position  is  not  of  the 
"|ordan"-esque  Gonzalez  style  of 
scoring,  but  of  the  2-meier  hole  man 
looking  to  develop  the  play  and  find 
the  open  driver  like  his  fellow  cap- 
tain, junior  )ohn  l.uviano  and  sopho- 
more Greg  Menton. 

"My  role  now  is  more  based  on 
assists,  attempt  to  draw  kickouts. 
protect  the  ball  and  try  to  make  Ihe 
defender  follow  me.  If  il  is  a  hard 
foul  that  I  can  draw,  possibly  get  him 
ejected."  said  Olielc 

"It's  the  way  I  was  taughl.  I  was 
always  more  of  an  assist  player  than  a 
scorer.  My  father  used  lo  say  I  was 
too  humble,  but  I  never  wanted  lo 
have  the  spotlight.  Fvcn  if  I  was  open 


Turn  lo  OUCTE  page  13         Senior  co-captain  Adolfo  Oliete  has  scored  22  goals  to  go  along  with  21  assists  (46  points] 
so  far  this  season  for  the  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  water  polo  team. 


Proposal  made  to  relax  restrictions  on  freshman 
athletes  who  do  not  meet  minimum  SAT  scores 


By  Craig  Horst 

Ajyxiated  Prew 


KANSAS  CITY,  Mo  -  The  NCAA  Council  on 
Wednesday  endorsed  a  proposal  by  the  President's 
Commission  to  relax  restrictions  on  partial  qualifiers  — 
incoming  freshman  who  do  not  meet  nil  of  the  academic 
requirements. 

The  council,  the  main  bureaucratic  arm  of  the  NCAA. 
gave  its  blessing  to  the  propi.)sal  for  allowing  freshmen 
who  do  not  meet  the  minimum  scores  on  standardized 
tests  to  still  receive  scholarship  aid  and  practice  with  their 
teams 

They  would  not,  hnwcM-r.  K-  able  lo  pla\  m  games 

The  proposal  will  he  voted  on  b\  Division  I  A  schools 
during  the  NCAA  convention  in  January. 


Currently,  partial  qualifiers  can  be  admitted  lo  schcK)l, 
but  must  pay  their  own  way  and  cannot  practice  or  play 
Iheir  freshman  year. 

The  proposal  is  in  response  lo  the  complaints  of  many 
coaches,  particularly  members  of  the  Black  Coaches 
Association,  that  the  standardized  tests  arc  skewed  against 
minorities  and  unfairly  penalize  them. 

Coaches  say  the  new  proposal  doesn'l  go  far  enough. 
The  BCA,  which  has  been  particularly  vocal  on  the  issue, 
threatened  to  boycott  basketball  games  last  season. 

The  proposal  would  define  a  partial  qualifier  as  a  fresh- 
man who  didn't  make  a  combinetl  700  on  Ihc  SAT  or  a  I  7 
on  Ihe  ACT,  but  achieved  a  2  5  grade  point  in  a  core  cur 
riculum  of  I  5  courses  in  high  school. 

Turn  to  SAT,  page  1 3 


Sport!  Nodca 

The  University  of  Massachusetts  nr>en's  bas- 
ketball team  will  hold  walkon  tryouts  for  all 
those  interested  on  Monday,  Oct.  17  at  7 
p.m.  The  tryouts  will  be  held  in  the  Curry 
Hicks  Cage. 

K  anyone  is  interested  in  writing  for  sports, 
please  contact  Andrew  Bryce  or  M«tt 
Vautour  by  coming  down  to  the  office  [113 
Campus  Center  Basement,  opposite  to  the 
ATM  machines)  or  calling  545-1851. 


The  Madness  to 
begin  for  Minutemen 

lohn  Calipdn  and  the  UMass  men'4 
basketball  team  will  hold  their  first 
practice  tonight.  Doors  open  for 
Midnight  Madness  at  10:30  p.m. 


Keep  your 
bike  safe 


find  out  how  to  register  your  Ixcy- 
cles  with  the  campus  police.  Program 
starts  next  week  at  the  Student  Union 
(Story  on  page  J). 


Are  tfie  Bosstones  still 
mighty? 

The  Mighty  Mighty  Bosstones  are 
back  with  a  new  release.  Find  out  if 
they  can  keep  ska-core  fans  bouncing 
(Arts  and  Living,  page  7) 


Weekend  Forecast 

Clouds  mixed  with  sunny  periods 
today  High  near  60,  low  43.  Tonight 
clearing  low  30-3S.  Saturday  sunny  and 
cooler,  high  S5.  Sunday  partly  cloudy 
with  a  high  of  about  SO. 


^      ^      ^ 

HIGH:  60      HIGH:  55      HIGH:  50 
LOW:  43       low:  40       LOW:  40 


The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  23 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Daily  Since  1967 


Friday,  October  14,  1994 


Acrimony  flies  in  SGA  senate 
over  alleged  student  misconduct 


By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegian  Staff 


Weciiicsday  night's  Student  Senate 
meeting  ai  the  University  of 
Massathusclis  created  controversy  as 
the  integrity  of  former  student  sena- 
tor and  commiiiee  chair,  Diego 
Figueroa,  was  questioned. 

The  first  official  senate  meeting  of 
the  year  was  marred  by  internal  con- 
flict between  two  senators,  stemming 
from  the  final  senate  meeting  last 
semester. 

The  first  motion  of  the  senate  was 
to  confirm  >ix  appointed  members  of 
the  student  judiciary.  Directly  after 
the  motion  was  presented,  senator 
Charles  Lcnchner  proposed  an 
'unfriendly  motion"  to  eliminate 
Figueroa  fruni  the  list  of  judiciary 
appointees 

Lenchncr  cited  two  incidents 
which  occurred  within  the  SGA 
which  he  said  "question  Figueroa's 
integrity"  as  both  former  senator  and 
appointed  judiciary. 

The  first  incident  occurred  at  the 
last  senate  nieeling  of  the  year  where 
the  budgets  for  the  Registered 
Student  Organizations  (RSO)  and 
agencies  on  campus  were  reviewed 
and  voted  upon. 

According  to  Lcnchner.  the  meet- 
ing was  running  late  when  the  senate 
had  finished  approving  all  the  RSO 
budgets  and  a  motion  was  passed 
that  the  voting  on  the  budgets  for  the 
agencies  would  be  held  over. 

Lcnchner  then  a-commended  that  a 
motion  be  added  to  the  senate's  agen- 
da, dealing  with  the  allocation  of 
money  for  a  bus  and  gas  to  take  a 
group  of  suidcnis  to  South  Boston  in 
order  to  protest  a  neo-Nazi  demon- 


stration. The  senate  was  in  the  process 
of  voting  on  the  recommendation 
when,  according  to  Lenchncr,  the 
motion  was  intentionally  sabotaged. 

"The  senate  had  approved  the  rec- 
ommendation when  (Figueroa)  stood 
up  and  walked  out  of  the  senate  leav- 
ing his  bags  in  the  meeting,  then  quo- 
rum was  called,"  said  Lenchner. 

The  senate  did  not  meet  the 
required  number  of  senators  needed 
to  continue  to  hold  the  meeting  in 
accordance  with  the  Constitution, 
said  Lenchner.  The  meeting  was 
called  and  the  motion  was  never 
completed. 

"We  didn't  receive  any  money  for 
the  trip,  we  only  got  a  loan,  just 
because  Figueroa  walked  out."  said 
Lenchner. 

Lenchner  accused  Figueroa  of 
leaving  the  senate  intentionally  to 
stop  the  motion,  because  Matt 
Pavesi,  former  undergraduate  student 
speaker,  did  not  want  the  issue  to  go 
to  a  vole. 

'The  only  reason  Figueroa  left  was 
because  Pavesi  suggested  it.  Pavesi 
even  admitted  it,"  Lenchner  said. 

Figueroa  denies  the  accusation,  but 
admits  that  he  did  leave  the  meeting 
after  the  budgets  were  finished. 

"I  did  not  talk  to  Pavesi  about 
killing  the  motion,  I  didn't  even 
know  about  the  motion  because  it 
came  at  the  end  of  the  meeting,  the 
budget  had  been  completed." 
Figueroa  said. 

"I  left  the  meeting  because  it  was 
close  to  finals  week  and  I  had  other 
things  to  do." 

Pavesi  denied  any  involvement 
with  the  incident,  saying  that  it  was 
simply  "Figueroa's  own  choice  to 
walk  out  of  the  meeting." 


"Things  don't  happen  that  way. 
there  was  simply  no  internal  conspir- 
acy going  on."  Pavesi  said. 

Lenchner  cited  another  incident 
which  happened  during  voting  at  the 
SGA  elections  last  semester,  when 
ballots  were  illegally  added  in  favor 
of  Figueroa.  candidate  for  student 
trustee,  and  joe  Vozza.  candidate  for 
president. 

'I'm  not  accusing  (Figueroa,]  but 
any  irregularity  in  favor  of  a  candi- 
date should  raise  question,* 
Lenchner  said. 

Figueroa  denied  any  involvement 
with  the  illegal  ballots,  which  were 
eliminated  after  being  discovered. 
The  election  committee  and  the  can- 
didates met  after  the  incident  and 
agreed  to  approve  the  official  results, 
said  Figueroa. 

Figueroa  said  that  Lenchner,  a 
member  of  the  Radical  Student 
Union,  made  these  accusations 
because  he  does  not  want  a  conserva- 
tive on  the  judiciary  committee. 

"I  do  not  want  to  make  a  political 
issue  out  of  this  but.  Lenchner  simply 
does  not  want  a  conservative,  like 
myself,  as  a  judiciary."  Figueroa  said. 

"The  real  question  should  be. 
would  I  make  a  good  justice  and 
would  I  do  a  gcxxi  job." 

Pavesi  also  said  that  Lenchner's 
questioning  of  Figueroa's  integrity  is 
unwarranted  of  a  senator  with  his 
experience. 

"Figueroa  has  been  a  senator  for 
two  years  and  was  chair  of  the  bud- 
gets committee."  Pavesi  said.  "I  think 
Figueroa's  integrity  is  intact,  and  he 
is  a  committed  student  advocate." 

Lenchner's  motion  was  tabled  until 
the  next  meeting  on  Wednesday.  Oct. 
19 


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Tom  Carlisle,  of  the  Campus  Ministry,  USA,  preached  ouUide  the  South  Lawn  of  the  Student  Union  yester- 
day afternoon  as  several  students  look  on.  Carlisle  accused  former  Beatles  singer  |ohn  Lennon  of  promoting 
drug  use  and  contributing  to  a  general  decline  of  morals  in  tcxlay's  society. 


Hilld  hosts  Anti-Defamauon  League  for  workshop 


By  Jacob  W.Mkhoelt 

Collegian  Staff 


Confronting  anti-Scmilism  on  the  College  Campus  is 
the  theme  of  a  workshop  thai  will  be  held  this  Sunday. 
Oct.  lb.  at  the  University  of  Massachusetts  Hillel  House. 

The  conference  will  feature  three  speakers.  Susan 
Behrcnd  lerison.  Jeffrey  A  Ross  and  Leonard  P  Zakim. 
who  will  deliver  the  keynote  address. 

lerison  has  been  the  director  of  community  affairs  for 
the  B'nai  B'rilh  Hillel  Foundation  for  the  last  four  years, 
where  she  went  after  her  work  as  the  director  of 
Intergroup  relations  with  the  Jewish  Community  Council 
of  Greater  Philadelphia.  Before  that,  she  worked  as  a  leg- 
islative aid  for  congressman  Bob  Fdgar  in  Washington 
DC. 

Ross  is  currently  the  director  of  Campus 
Affairs/Higher  Education  for  the  Anii-Defamalion 
League  (ADL).  He  holds  a  doctorate  in  Political  Science 
from  the  University  of  Minnesota,  where  he  later  taught. 
Ross  has  also  taught  at  Queen's.  Hamilton  and  Kirkland 
Colleges,  as  well  as  at  Syracuse  University  Ross  also 
served  for  a  time  as  the  president  of  ihe  New  York  Stale 
Political  Science  Association  and  has  auihorcd  numerous 
articles. 

Zakim  is  the  Assistant  National  Community  Service 
Director  for  Special  Projects  and  also  serves  as  the  New 
England  Regional  Director  lor  the  ADL.  Zakim  also 
helped  found  the  Greater  Boston  Civil  Rights  Coalition 
and  has  served  as  a  co-chair  for  ten  years. 

Zakim  has  also  done  a  lot  of  work  to  help  relations 

between  different  groups.  He  travelled  to  Poland  twice 

to  work  on  improving  Catholic/|ewish  relations,  as  well 

as  reducing  anti-Semitism  in  thai  country    He  has  also 

co«DONiiMWK:«.coiiici*N  Bctompanicd  Congressman  |oscph  Kennedy  to  Cicrmany 

Leonard  P.  Zakim  (y  assess  the  s»  ,  •  of  neo-  Nazism  there.  Zakim  has  also 


gone  to  the  Middle  F-ast  many  times,  meeting  with  vari- 
ous national  leaders  such  as  Egyptian  President 
Mubarak,  and  former  Israeli  Prime  Ministers  Begin. 
Shamir  and  Peres  as  well  as  current  Prime  Minister 
Rabin. 

The  conference  is  being  sponsored  by  a  number  of 
groups,  including  UMass  Hillel.  the  New  England  region 
al  office  of  Ihe  ADL.  the  Department  of  Campus 
Affairs/Higher  Education  ol  the  ADL.  and  the  B'nai 
B'rith  Hillel  Foundations,  as  well  as  a  contribution  from 
the  Samuel  and  Mildred  Levine  Institute  to  Combat 
Bigotry  on  Campus 

According  to  Rabbi  Saul  Perlmuticr.  of  UMass  Hillel. 
the  conference  was  "born  out  of  an  ongoing  concern 
about  ami-  Semilism  on  campus  that  had  been  discussed 
by  the  Hillel  community  board  and  staff  and  students  " 

The  conference  will  begin  with  a  speech  and  video 
from  Zakim.  and  will  then  break  up  into  four  groups 
Each  group  will  discuss  a  topic  under  the  combined  lead 
ership  of  a  student  and  adult.  Topics  of  the  groups  will 
include  "Anti  Semilism  and  Supporting  the  Individual 
Student."  "The  Challenge  of  High  Profile  Anti-Semitic 
Speakers."  "Creating  a  Campus  (  limale  Positive  to 
lewish  Concerns."  and  "Building  Coalitions."  After  the 
discussions  the  groups  will  rejoin  each  other  to  discuss 
what  they  found  out.  and  then  refreshments  will  be 
served  in  the  conclusion. 

Perlmuticr  satd  thai  he  was  'Looking  for  specific  pro- 
posals. Each  one  of  the  lour  discussion  sessions  will  be 
dealing  with  real  issues  that  we  face  on  this  campus  Our 
hope  is  each  discussion  will  come  up  with  contrcie  ideas 
and  proposals  for  action  that  can  help  guide  what  hap 
pens  throughout  the  yew  It  is  not  only  a  conference  that 
provides  information  and  perspective  but  that  also  laps 
Ihe  community's  besi  thinking  so  wc  can  emerge  with 
some  direction  for  action," 


University  powerless 
once  again  yesterday 


For  the  second  time  in  little  less  than  one  month, 
parts  of  the  University  of'Massachusells  were  left  in  the 
dark. 

Around  2:30  p.m.  yesterday  afternoon,  hall  of  ihe  cam- 
pus lost  power  due  to  a  power  failure  in  Sunderland, 

Physical  Plant  Director  Peter  Wozniak  said  the  western 
circuit  of  campus  was  affected,  leaving  many  academic 
buildings,  the  Student  Union  and  Southwest  Residential 
Area  without  power  for  about  four  minutes 

Professor  Harry  Sehumer.  however,  said  his  educational 
psychology  class  in  Bartled  Hall  sal  in  the  dark  for  at  least 
15  minutes  before  he  dismissed  them  and  rescheduled 
their  ewm  for  Tuesday. 

"Now  I  have  to  make  up  a  whole  new  exam."  he  said, 
adding  that  power  was  restored  minutes  after  his  class  left 

Wozniak  said  Western  Massachusetts  Electric 
Company,  which  supplies  electricity  to  the  University,  lost 
power  in  a  iran.sfonmcr  at  its  Route  lib  substation  near 
Bub's  Bar-B-Q  in  Sunderland 

As  of  late  afternoon  yesterday.  Wozniak  said  ihe  utility 
company  still  had  not  given  a  reason  for  the  outage 

Lights  remained  on  in  the  Campus  Center  as  the 
Student  Union  Building  kept  operating  under  backup 
lighting. 

For  the  most  part,  business  continued  as  usual  in  the 
Student  Union:  diners  ate  in  near-dark  in  Earthfoods  and 
a  pool  game  went  uninterrupted  in  the  dimly  lit  game 
room. 

The  University  Store  in  the  Student  Union  closed  its 
gale  for  a  few  minutes  until  power  was  restored 

The  western  circuit  of  the  University  and  much  of  the 
town  of  Amherst  lost  power  for  nearly  an  hour  Ihe  mom 
ing  of  Sept.  2«  That  power  failure  was  caused  by  an 
underground  cable  failure  on  the  cast  side  ol  campus 

—  Darienne  \  Huslcy 


Judge  Lance  Ito 
issues  subpoenas 
to  find  leaWs  source 

By  UNDA  DEUTSCH 

AP  Spaciol  Corraspondartf 

LOS  ANGELES  -  O]  Simpson's 
lawyers  subpoenaed  two  members  of 
a  TV  news  team,  the  police  chief  and 
his  spokesman  to  try  to  find  the 
source  of  persistent  news  leaks  that 
could  hurt  ihc  defense 

The  development  Thursday  came 
as  jury  selection  in  Simpson's  murder 
trial  WHS  hailed  because  Deputy 
District  Aiiorney  William  hIcKlgman 
was  sick.  The  panel  of  about  80 
prospective  jurors  was  told  to  return 
Friday  morning 

Superior  Couri  ludgc  Lance  ho 
scheduled  lor  Friday  afternoon  a 
hearing  on  a  defense  request  to  find 
the  source  of  the  leaks  that  began  the 
day  after  Simpson's  ex-wife  and  her 
friend  were  killed 

Ito  has  threatened  to  ban  TV  cov- 
erage of  the  trial  because  of  what  he 
called  false  and  irresponsible  report- 


Tcm  toOJ..page3 


Red  Cross  drive  seeks  bone  marrow  for  local  12-  year  old  girl 


By  Christopher  HosMlt 

Collagion  Stoff 


A  series  of  Red  Cross  drives  to 
potentially  save  the  life  of  a 
12-year-old  girl  began  yesterday  at 
the  University  of  Massachusetts,  with 
almost  500  students  volunteering. 

The  drive,  the  first  of  four  sched 
uled.  is  being  funded  by  ihe  friends 
and  family  of  Stephanie  Phakus.  a 
Southampton  girl  who  is  suffering 
from  aplastic  anemia,  a  disease  where 
bone  marrow  fails  to  prtxluce  blood 
cells  1 

Phakus  was  diagnosed  In  August 
with  the  disease  and  has  been  hospi 
lalized  since  that  time. 

Lisa  Amicone.  represcniaiivc  nl  the 
Red  Cross  said  ihe  goal  is  to  have 
1.500  students  volunteer  in  the  two 
drives  scheduled  for  UMass.  The  set 
ond  drive  will  be  Oct,  29  from  4  am 
to  4  p.m,  in  ihc  Campus  Center  room 
I68C 

"Everyone's  been  great."  said  Tracy 
Lucia.  Stephanie'n  aunt  and  one  ol 
the  many  voluniecrs  on  the  drive 
"We'we  been  organizing  for  about  a 


monlh  This  is  our  i'ltsi  drive." 

UMass  Men's  Basketball  Coach 
luhn  Calipiiri  has  also  broadcasted  on 
WIIMP  in  support  of  the  drive 

"It  was  just  a  way  to  help." 
Calipan  said  "I  have  two  daughters 
and  when  I  see  sumelhing  like  this 
happen,  it  touches  my  heart  " 

The  National  Marrow  Donui 
Program  (NMDPi  will  be  responsible 
for  finding  nuilehing  marrow  (ur 
Phakus 

'We  druvk  bknid  samples  to  put  in 
a  national  program."  Amicone  said 
"There  arc  1  'S  million  registered 
donors  in  the  pmgram  There  arc  cur 
renlly  no  matches  lor  Phakus  m  ihc 
registry  ■ 

The  SMI)I'  1^  •)  (  ungressiiinallv 
sanctioned  program  which  analyzes 
blcKid  samples  and  enters  them  into 
Ihe  national  registry  in  order  to  find  a 
match  lor  those  in  need  ol  bone  mar 
row.  Many  people  other  than  Phakus 
could  benefit  from  donations 

"It  only  takes  less  than  1 5  minutes 
and  it  could  save  a  life."  said 
Amicone 

Turn  to  M.OO0  page  3 


r.oanoNilNtiwci  i  coilICMN 

Denise  Meaux  draws  blood  from  freshman  Learine  Gcx  at  the  bone  marrow  transplant  drive  yesterday. 


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Friday  Ticker 


Miirkit  Closes  us  of  4pm  Thursday,  (.ktobir  Li,  1994 


Dow  Jones  Industrial  Average 
Standard  &  Poor's  500 
Nasdaq  Composite  Index 
AMSE  Index 


Close     Change 


3889.95  +14.80 

467.77  +2.30 

767.89  +0.89 

458.57  +0.07 


Fat  Your  Information 


Market  Reports 


Stocks  rise  eaHy,  lose 
ground  throughout  day 

NEW  YORK  —  Stocks  sprinted 
higher  after  an  unexpected  drop 
in  September  wholesale  prices 
eased  fears  of  inflation  and  high- 
er interest  rates. 

But  the  market  gave  up  much 
of  Its  gains  by  the  day's  end,  as 
investors  turned  cautious  ahead 
of  another  round  of  economic 
data  due  out  Friday. 

The  Dow  lones  industrial  aver- 
age shot  up  more  than  50  points 
early  in  the  session,  causing  the 
New  York  Stock  Exchange  to 
impose  restrictions  on  program 
buying. 

The  impetus  for  the  rally  was  a 
morning  Labor  Department 
report  that  prices  at  the  whole- 
sale level  plunged  0.5  percent  in 
September.  That  was  the  lowest 
reading  in  more  than  a  year. 
Economists  had  expected  the 
number  to  be  up  0.1  percent 
from  the  previous  month. 

Moderate  increases  in  whole- 
sale prices  indicated  that  inflation 
is  under  control,  causing 
investors  to  hope  that  the  Federal 
Reserve  will  not  have  to  increase 
short-term  interest  rates  soon. 

Crops  continue  slide, 
look  to  reverse  trend. 

CHICAGO  —  Wheat  futures 
prices  extended  their  losses 
Thursday  on  the  Chicago  Board 
of  Trade  amid  selling  prompted 
mainly  by  technical  factors. 
Soybean  and  oat  futures  also  fell; 
corn  rose  slightly. 

Dan  Cekander,  grain  analyst 
with  Rodman  £t  Renshaw  Inc.  in 
Chicago,  attributed  much  of 
wheat's  decline  to  selling  by  com- 
modity investment  funds,  where 
managers  tend  to  base  trading 
decisions  on  price  chart  patterns. 

On  Wednesday,  wheat  futures 
made  a  new  2  1/2-year  high 
before  tumbling  to  finish  below 
the  previous  day's  low,  a  move 


Compiled  by  Andrew  Ferguson 


that  often  signals  a  change  in  a 
market's  trend. 

"Everyone  was  looking  at  the 
charts,  yesterday  possibly  being  a 
big  reversal  day,"  Cekander  said. 

Soybean  futures  weakened  on 
profit-taking  from  Thursday's 
gains,  and  on  perceptions  the 
soybean  harvest  is  proceeding 
rapidly.  Wheat  for  December 
delivery  fell  4  1/2  cenU  to  J4.03 
1/2  a  bushel;  December  corn 
rose  1/2  cent  to  $2.15  1/2  a 
bushel;  December  oats  fell  3/4 
cent  to  J1.29  1/2  a  bushel- 
November  soybeans  dropped  3 
1/2  cents  to  J5.33  1/4  a  bushel. 

Dollar  down  in  Europe, 
Gold  and  silver  fall. 

LONDON  —  The  dollar  fell 
against  most  major  currencies  in 
European  trading  today.  Cold 
prices  fell. 

In  Tokyo,  the  dollar  closed  at 
99.88  yen,  down  0.27  yen  from 
late  Wednesday.  In  London,  the 
dollar  fell  to  99.76  yen  from 
99.90.  At  midday  in  New  York, 
the  dollar  was  worth  99.59  yen. 

Other  late  dollar  rates  in  Europe 
compared  with  late  Wednesday: 
1.5417  German  marks,  down 
from  1.5422;  1.2847  Swiss 
francs,  down  from  1.2865; 
5.2795  French  francs,  up  from 
5.2775;  1,566  Italian  lire,  down 
from  1,568;  and  1.3486 
Canadian  dollars,  up  from 
1.3473.  The  British  pound  was 
quoted  at  $1.5810,  down  from 
$1 .581 5.  In  New  York,  the  pound 
fetched  $1.5823  at  midday. 

Other  dollar  rates  at  midday  in 
New  York  included:  1.5411 
marks,  1.2853  Swiss  francs, 
1,565  lire,  and  1.3486  Canadian 
dollars.  Gold  closed  in  London  at 
$386.95  per  troy  ounce,  down 
from  $387.70  late  Wednesday.  In 
Zurich,  the  metal  fell  to  $387.30 
from  $387,70.  Hong  Kong  mar- 
kets were  closed  for  a  holiday. 

Silver  traded  at  $5.36  a  troy 
ounce,  down  from  $5.50. 


Friday,  Oct.  14 

Lecture  —  Tim  Milk-r.  Icciurc  on 
AIDS,  8  p.m.,  Bowkcr  auditorium. 
UMass.  free. 

Hatch  Hash  —  Concert  by  Mocha 
lava,  laya  the  Cat.  and  loose 
Caboose.  Hatch  Bar,  8  p.m.,  $4. 

Lecture  —  Visiting  Lecturer  Series 
in  Geology.  Morrill  Science  center 
room  151.  UMass,  3:30  p.m. 

Theater  —  Cuallicue  Us  Colorado 
present  Open  Wounds  on  Tlalieucili, 
Hapden  Theatre.  UMass.  8  p.m.. 
information:  545-251 1. 

Music  —  The  Schuberl 
Project-Songs  of  Franz  Schuberl, 
Sweeney  Concert  hall.  Sage  Hall, 
Smith  College.  8  p.m.,  free. 

Sporla  —  Midnight  Madness 
Baby!!!  Mullins  Center.  UMass,  it 
starts  at. ..midnight. 

lust  for  Fun  —  Contra  dance  with 


Cieorge  Marshall  and  Wild 
Asparagus.  Hoiyoke  dining  com- 
mons. MHC.  free.  8  p.m.  to  1 1  p  m. 

lilm  —  Swimming  to  Cambodia. 
Campus  Center  Theater.  Amherst 
College,  Show  times:  7:30  pm  and 
10  p.m. 

Saturday,  Oct.  15 

Fair  —  Rive  College  Health 
Professions  Fair,  McConncll 
Auditorium,  I  p.m.  to  5  p.m. 

Cur  wash  -  Pioneer  and  Five 
College  Habitat  will  be  sponsoring  a 
car  wash  in  Northampton.  9  a.m.  to  5 
p.m.,  volunteers  needed,  information: 
549-5976. 

Special  Lvent  —  WFCR's  Vintage 
Vinyl.  Amherst  Town  Common,  free, 
10  a.m.  to  5  p.m. 

Theater    —    My    Queer    Body. 
Bowker  Auditorium.  UMass.  8  p.m 
information:  545-4824. 

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Meeting  —  Alana  Chrislian 
Alliance  Gospel  Choir.  Campus 
Cenier.  UMass.  7  p.m..  information: 
546-3215. 

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Anii-Semilism  on  the  College 
Campus.  Hillel  House.  LiMass.  free.  1 
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Cenier  Fronlroom,  Amherst  Collese 
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Monday,  Oct.  1 7 

Meeting  -  Gay.  Lesbian  and 
Bisexual  Graduate  Student 
Organization  will  meet,  12:50 
Graduate  Student  Lounge,  Campus 
Center,  information:  545-1560. 

Lecture  —  Jews  are  Not  White: 
Blacks  and  |ews  in  American  Life 
Neilson  Library  Browsing  Room, 
Smith  College,  4: 1 5  p.m. 

Talk  —  "Normal'  Sex:  The  Poetics 
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By  Jay  Bragg  Fori  Devens  in  Ayer  and  here  at  will  help  liic  government  spend  its  collaborating  on  the  grant  project. 

Collegion  Correspondent                                    ..i?^*'.'    .  money  more  wisely."  Spokeswoman  Kay  Scanlan  said 

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By  Jay  Bragg 

Collegian  Correspondent 

The  University  of  Massachusetts 
civil  and  environmental  engineering 
department  recently  received  $1.3 
million  from  the  U.  S.  Department  of 
Defense  (DOD)  to  students  in  haz- 
ardous waste  clean  up. 

The  grant  will  train  undergraduates 
up  to  doctoral  candidates  as  well  as 
out-of-work  engineers. 

UMass  is  one  of  four  universities, 
along  with  a  number  of  slate  agen- 
cies, and  private  groups,  who  will 
participate  in  a  partnership  called  the 
Environmental  Technology  Program 
Consortium  to  carry  out  the  project. 

The  project  will  be  located  at  both 


Fori  Devens  in  Ayer  and  here  at 
UMass. 

"This  is  the  first  of  many  grants 
that  will  deal  with  the  practical  prob- 
lems of  our  nation  and  will  make 
more  inielleclual  expertise  available." 
said  Vice  Chancellor  of  Research. 
Graduate  Education  and  Economic 
Development  Fred  Byron. 

The  grant's  principal  investigator  is 
UMass  professor  in  the  civil  and  envi- 
ronmental engineering  department. 
Dr.  David  W.  Ostendorf, 

"The  DOD  is  addressing  thousands 
of  (hazardous  waste]  sites  spread 
throughout  Ihe  nation,"  Ostendorf 
said.  "The  Environmental 
Departmental  of  Energy  faces  enor- 
mous challenges  out  there  and  this 


will  help  liic  government  spend  its 
money  more  wisely. 

Ostendorf  .said  thai  the  grant  is  'a 
new  direction  for  the  deparimenl." 

Ostendorf  said  the  grant  will 
increase  deparimenl  research's  expe- 
riences by  50  peaenl. 

"(The  grant)  is  pan  of  the  DOD's 
$20  million  allempi  lo  convert  for- 
mer military  bases  to  productive 
peace-time  uses,  and  the  focus  is 
environmental  restoration, '  said 
Ostendorf. 

Ostendorf  also  said  faculty  from 
different  areas  will  be  used  to  teach, 
making  it  an  inierdisciplinary  project. 

Bvron  said  the  engineering,  chem- 
istry, geology  and  public  health 
departments  on  campus  would  be 


collaborating  on  the  grant  project. 

Spokeswoman  Kay  Scanlan  said 
Ihe  $1.5  million  grant  will  be  divided 
into  $150,000  increments  for  three 
years.  A  total  of  $450,000  will  be 
made  available  for  graduaie  and 
undergraduate  fellowships. 

Scanlan  said  an  additional 
$840,000  would  be  applied  towards 
a  variety  of  training  projects  in  the 
current  fiscal  year. 

"Il  is  a  new  grant  that  we  are 
going  lo  bring  many  new  opportuni- 
ties for  the  University."  Byron  said. 

The  partnership  will  apply  for 
another  $840,000  in  training  funds 
in  each  of  the  next  two  federal  fiscal 
years  as  well,  according  to 
Ostendorf. 


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BMCP  holds  annual  region-wide  fundraiser  party 


By  Chris  Conner 

Collegion  Staff 


The  "leans-and-T-Shirt  Party,"  a  fundraiser  sponsored 
by  the  Black  Mass  Communications  Project,  will  be  held 
this  Saturday  at  9  p.m.  in  the  Campus  Cenier  Auditorium. 

Tickets  are  available  in  advance  for  $6  al  Tix  (call  545- 
04 1 2)  or  at  Ihe  door  for  $8. 

Distinguishing  leans  and  T-Shirt  from  many  other  cam- 
pus events  is  a  deeply-fell  sense  of  purpose  and  commit- 
ment to  Ihe  Black  community  not  only  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts,  but  also  by  Black  students  al  other  institu- 
tions. 

Invitations  to  the  gathering  are  extended  to  schools 
throughout  the  New  England  and  Atlantic  Coast  regions. 

"Basically,  the  purpose  of  (eans-and-T-Shirt  is  lo  have 
people  from  different  communities  come  together  and 
unite,"    BMCP  member  Gigi  Du|our  said.  "Hopefully 


everyone  will  enjoy  themselves." 

To  ensure  that  the  party,  now  in  its  16th  year,  main- 
tains its  high  standard  of  quality,  BMCP  enlists  Ihe  aid  of 
both  its  members  and  student  volunteers,  many  of  whom 
contribute  lo  the  police-trained  security  force  comprised 
of  approximately  60  men  and  women. 

Although  security  is  tight,  il  is  ceriainly  a  small  measure 
to  lake  to  keep  a  major  undertaking  like 
leans-and-T-Shirt  functioning  smoothly. 

"BMCP  was  founded  lo  provide  programming  for  the 
Black  community,  especially  in  the  five-college  area," 
Shannan  Magee,  Ihe  BMCP's  general  manager  said.  "This 
event,  coupled  with  Funk-O-Thon  in  the  spring,  is  Ihe 
cornerstone  of  our  organization." 

Success  and  leans-and-T-Shirl  have  proven  to  be 
inseparable  for  Ihe  oldest  RSO  of  color  at  the 
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Prof  speaks  of  mother  and  education 

African-American  contributions  to  history  ignored  in  schools 


By  Chris  Sianwn 

Collegian  Cofrespondonl 

Speaking  through  the  experiences 
of  his  mother.  University  of 
Massachusells  Professor  lohn  H. 
Bracey  |r.  said  yesterday  some  liberal 
arts  approaches  to  education  do  not 
emphasize  Blacks'  contributions  to 
history. 

Quoting  his  mother.  Bracey  said. 
"Nothing  human  is  alien  to  me.  If  we 
cannot  build  a  curriculum  on  that 
basis,  then  we  arc  nol  a  university." 

Bracey  addressed  what  he  sees  as 
shortcomings  in  the  "great  books" 
approach  to  liberal  arts  education  to 
study  Western  Civilization  through 
classic  European  works. 

Bracey.  a  22-year  veteran  of  the 
African-American  Studies  Depari- 
menl, spoke  yesterday  as  the  first  in  a 
series  of"  distinguished  facuiiy  lectures. 

Bracey  is  the  co-editor  of  "Black 
Nationalism  in  America"  and  "Blacks 
In  the  New  World,"  a  scries  of  schol- 


arly books  published  by  the 
University  of  Illinois. 

Following  his  discussion.  Bracey 
was  awarded  the  Chancellor's  Medal 
for  Distinguished  Service  to  the 
University. 

Bracey  said  historically.  Black  uni- 
versities have  been  important  in 
leaching  a  broad  view  of  Western 
Civilizations. 

"There  is  a  distinction  between 
Western  Civilizations  and  While 
supremacy."  Bracey  said.  "A  discus- 
sion of  Western  people  must  include 
the  experiences  of  African- American. 
Indian,  and  Hispanic  people.  VVilhoul 
Ihe  mention  of  these  cullures,  they 
I  universities  I  defend  While  suprema- 

Bracey  said  his  mother  attended  a 
Black  university  in  ihc  early  1900s 
and  later  taught  at  olher  Black  uni- 
versities in  the  South. 

Bracey  recounted  how  his  mother, 
who  pursued  a  masters  degree  from 
the  University  of  Chicago  in  ihe  early 


I9)0s,  a  school  he  said  was  sieepcxl 

in  the  "great  books"  iradiliun.  was 
nol  allowed  lo  live  on  campus  or  in 
student  housing  off  campus. 

"She  was  nol  even  allowed  in  the 
pool."  he  said. 

Bracey  said  schools  emphasizing 
the  "great  books"  tradition,  such  as 
the  University  of  Chicago,  systemati- 
cally destroyed  the  surrounding 
African-American  communiiies  dur- 
ing ihc  early  20lh  century  forcing 
Blacks  oul  of  the  area. 

In  conirast.  Bracey  ciled  schools 
such  as  Howard  University  in 
Washington.  DC,  which  developed 
the  surrounding  African  American 
Community  as  well  as  welcomed 
olher  cullures. 

"From  day  one.  Howard  University 
was  integrated,  and  there  has  nol 
been  one  year  where  the  student 
body  was  nol,"  he  said. 

Bracey  said  a  similar  open  minded- 
ness  must  be  instilled  in  modern  uni- 
versities. 


Bike  registration  will  attempt  to  deter  thefts 


By  Heather  Redfem 

Collegian  StoK 


A  week-long  bike  registration  will  begin  throughout  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  campus  starting  next  week. 

Students  will  have  the  opportunity  lo  register  their 
bicycles  with  the  campus  police  deparimenl  as  well  as 
through  a  national  data  base. 

The  American  Center  for  Bike  Regisiraiion,  an  agency 
licensed  by  a  national  crime  prevention  counsel  in 
Washington,  D.C..  offers  a  database  for  students  lo  store 
their  bicycle  registration  numbers. 

"Sfudenls"  registration  numbers  will  be  made  accessible 
to  law  enforcement  agencies  throughout  the  nation  on  a 
24-  hour  basis."  said  Larry  Holmes,  deputy  chief  of  secu- 
rity at  the  UMass  Deparimenl  of  Public  Safety. 

According  lo  the  American  Cenier  for  Bike 
Registration.  15.000  bicycles  arc  stolen  each  day  on  a 
nation-wide  basis. 

Registration  forms  lor  the  national  program  will  be  pro- 


vided al  all  registration  areas  on  campus. 

Students  sending  in  the  $5-regisiration  form  will 
receive  a  sticker  which  will  state  Ihe  bicycle  is  registered 
with  the  national  program,  a  registration  card,  and  a  cer- 
tificaie  of  bicycle  ownership. 

In  addition,  information  will  be  provided  on  appropri- 
ate locking  devices  for  bicycles. 

"The  majority  of  stolen  bicycles  occur  by  a  student's  use 
of  ineffective  locking  devices,"  Holmes  said. 

Students  will  also  have  ihe  opportunity  to  engrave  their 
bikes  free  of  charge  al  each  registration  location. 

Student  can  register  bikes  from  10  a.m.  to  3  p.m.  each 
day  at  various  locations.  Monday  and  Tuesday  registration 
tables  will  be  set  up  at  ihc  Student  Union  Circle; 
Wednesday  al  the  Southwest  Mall;  Thursday  al  ihe 
Worcester  Dining  Commons;  and  Friday  at  the  Franklin 
Dining  Commons. 

Students  may  also  register  their  bikes  throughout  the 
year  at  the  UMass  police  department  located  in  Dickinson 
Hall. 


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Students  participating  with  the 
drive  must  fill  out  a  form  for  medical 
background  and  sign  a  consent  form, 
as  well  as  donate  50  milliliters  of 
blood. 

Maureen  Nawrocki.  a  sophomore 
Environmental  Science  major,  said 
the  donation  process  was  "painless." 

"If  I  was  in  this  position  I'd  want 
this  many  people  helping  me  oul." 
said  Tammy  Halsled.  a  junior  sociolo- 
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The  drive  will  also  extend  beyond 
the  UMass  campus. 

Local  high  school  students  are 
passing  out  fliers  and  holding  fund 


raising  events  such  as  a  walk-a-lhon 
and  carwashes.  said  Lucia. 

The  fundraisers  are  desperately 
needed  since  neither  the  Red  Cross 
nor  Phakus'  insurance  company  can 
fund  the  drive,  according  to  Lucia. 

For  each  blood  lest,  the  family  is 
charged  $50.  If  a  potential  donor  is 
found,  further  testing  would  cost  an 
additional  $500. 

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Some  new  ideas  for  career  politicians 


Akw  \cur>  biick,  ihorc  wd;.  a  hot  topic  which  has 
-incc  dwindled  in  popularity.  The  idea  of  term 
limits  lor  congressmen  has  been  successfully 
manipulated  so  as  to  reside  on  the  nation's  politi- 
cal agenda  somewhere  in  the  vicinity  of  Christmas  Tree 
disposal.  Instead  of  creating  some  form  of  overturn  on 
Capitol  Hill  we  have  allowed  our  elected  officials  to  grow 
old  and  out-of-touch  while  remaining  in  power. 

After  pondering  this  seemingly  backward  attitude 
towards  our  elected  officials  the  only  explanation  1  could 
find  was  sympathy.  No  human  being  with  any  decency 
would  foice  an  old  congressman  back  into  the  real  world 
where  they  would  actually  have  to  pay  their  own  postage, 
and  someone  else  would  be  controlling 
their  pay  raises. 

With  accountability  having  gone  the  way 
of  the  typewriter,  it  would  seem  logical  that 
we  find  some  other  method  for  assuring 
that  the  public's  best  interests  are  being 
kept  in  mind.  Since  we  refuse  to  blame  our 
representatives  and  ^enalt>rs  for  the  sorry 
state  of  our  nation,  as  evidenced  by  the 
high  rate  of  2nd.  3rd  and  more  temi  con- 
gressmen, we  might  as  well  go  ahead  and 
make  their  lives  even  easier  so  they  may 
concentrate  on  the  topics  which  are  salient 
to  their  constituents.  To  wit.  1  have  com- 
piled a  few  changes  which  must  be  make  to  insure  the 
future  of  such  a  fine  institution  as  congress. 

First  off,  besides  free  mail,  let's  give  them  free  water, 
electricity  and  gas  for  their  cars.  This  will  insure  that 
absolutely  nothing  stands  in  the  way  of  their  lawmaking 
abilities  and  our  tax  money  may  be  used  to  lessen  the  bur- 
den of  everyday  life. 

Secondly,  instead  of  having  to  vote  themselves  pay  rais- 
es, and  create  an  issue  of  it.  the  new  procedure  would  be 
as  follows.  When  one  congressman  feels  that  he  or  she 
needs  more  money,  they  simply  add  whatever  amount 
they  deem  necessary  to  their  paychecks  and  every  other 
senator  and  representative  will  gel  the  same  amount 
added  automatically  to  their  own  checks.  This  is  the  type 
of  equality  which  our  legislators  have  been  robbed  of  to 
this  point. 

Along  with  the  modified  method  for  pay  raises  would 
go  more  vacation  time  in  order  to  keep  the  wheels  of  jus- 
tice well  greased  and  the  minds  of  our  lawmakers  free  of 
the  toils  which  we  common  folk  must  deal  with  If  we 
insist  on  placing  them  on  a  pedestal,  let's  make  it  a  mar- 
ble column  to  serve  the  majesty  of  these  above  average 
people. 


Next  we  must  address  the  issue  of  job  security.  How 
cruel  we  have  been  to  force  such  important  people  to  have 
to  raise  millions  of  dollars  in  "campaign  money,"  and 
shake  the  hands  of  their  pathetic  constituents  in  order  to 
keep  their  jobs.  The  solution  here  is  as  simple  as  cutting 
out  the  middle  man.  Instead  of  spending  all  their  money 
on  TV  ads  and  other  campaign  promotions,  the  incum- 
bents, which  they  all  will  be  in  the  new  system,  could 
divvy  up  their  "campaign  funds."  and  send  checks  out  to 
everyone  of  voting  age.  Thereby  eliminating  the  barbaric 
ideal  of  accountability  laid  out  in  the  Constitution. 

Clearly  we  have  proven  that  those  methods  are  unnec- 
essary, so  what  the  hell?  Why  do  we  still  need  that  old 
document?  We'll  bum  it  up  with  the  elec- 
tion ballots  to  completely  eliminate  any 
anxiety  associated  with  the  job  of  U.S.  leg- 
islator. 

Finally,  we  must  turn  our  attention  to  the 
actual  lawmaking  procedure.  Before  we 
attempt  to  make  any  changes  we  mu.st  first 
look  at  the  existing  nature  of  our  lawmak- 
ing body.  Our  lawmakers  are  forced  to  sit 
through  countless  hours  of  boring  debate 
and  procedural  bickering  only  to  hide 
behind  parly  lines  when  all  has  been  said 
and  done. 

Our  new  congress  would  be  equipped 
with  a  huge  rope  in  each  chamber.  When  it  comes  time  to 
vote  on  an  issue,  topic,  procedure,  or  the  like,  each  party 
will  unite  on  opposite  end  of  the  chamber  and  engage  in  a 
Tug-of-War.  We'll  tie  Old  Glory  to  the  middle  and  who- 
ever pulls  her  past  the  grandstand  first  wins  the  vote.  Not 
only  would  this  make  a  congressman's  job  a  lot  more 
exciting,  we  would  get  more  bills  past,  and  do  away  with 
lobbying. 

If  all  of  this  seems  a  little  hard  to  swallow,  remember 
that  it  is  not  a  whole  lot  different  than  what  we  arc  doing 
now.  My  new  congress  is  simply  a  realistic  manifestation 
of  existing  methods.  If  we  refuse  to  post  limits  on  a  con- 
gressman's tenure  we  are  inviting  them  to  make  the  posi- 
tion of  elected  official  a  career. 

Instead  of  being  lead  by  our  peers,  we  are  creating  an 
aristocracy,  and  we  don't  necessarily  need  a  law  to  force 
into  reform.  We  must  realize  that  corruption  and  disillu- 
sionment with  the  ideals  of  the  common  man  is  a  direct 
function  of  time  spent  in  office,  and  thereby  reduce  this 
time  using  the  means  established  by  our  founders.  Either 
that  or  go  ahead  and  replace  checks  and  balances  with 
pay-  offs  and  coin  tosses. 

Paul  Sarkis  is  a  ilMass  !,tudertt. 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


Sylvan  parking  lots 
aren't  secure 

To  the  editor: 

I  would  like  to  call  Chancellor 
Scott's  attention  to  the  recent  out- 
break of  automobile  break-ins.  This 
isn't  anything  uncommon,  but  I  feel 
that  the  problem  has  swelled  to  such 
epidemic  proportions  that  some 
course  of  action  must  be  taken  in 
ordcf  to  quell  these  disturbances. 

I  myself  had  a  rude  awakening  to 
this  problem  after  my  car  was  broken 
into  last  Thursday.  A  window  was 
smashed  and  $550  in  stereo  equip- 
ment was  stolen.  In  addition,  esti- 
mates for  a  new  window  have  run  as 
high  as  $450. 

Although  I  consider  myself  part  of 
an  unlucky  few,  this  is  the  second 
occasion  on  which  this  has  happened. 
Last  May.  a  similar  circumstance 
happened  to  me.  Receipts  for  repairs 
totaled  SbOU. 

As  governor  of  the  Sylvan  Area 
Government.  I  feel  obligated  to  put 
forward  a  few  suggestions  regarding 
improved  security  in  the  numerous 
parking  lots  around  campus,  particu- 
larly in  my  area  (D-l^jt  #44).  where 
a  disproportionate  number  of  thells 
have  occurred. 

Although  I  understand  the 
University  has  limited  funds.  I  feel 
that  a  few  measures  to  enhance  the 
security  i>f  automobiles  on  campus 
are  long  overdue. 
I  propose: 

1 )  Installation  of  closed-circuit  TV 
monitoring. 

2)  Brighter  lights  in  the  parking 
lots. 

■})  Increased  police  patruls. 

4)  Hire  an  undercover  security  offi- 
cer (part  time  nights) 

These  are  ^ul  a  few  of  the 
cost-effective  means  by  which  the 


University  can  better  serve  its  stu- 
dents, faculty,  and  staff.  I  hope  in 
earnest  that  Chancellor  Scott  takes 
this  issue  to  heart  and.  at  very  least, 
acknowledges  that  preventive  mea- 
sures should  be  taken  in  the  near 
future. 

Christina  R.  Belles 
Sylvan 
Four       other       Sylvan       Area 
Co%emmenl  officers  signed  this  let- 
ter 


Cartoon  offensive 
to  women 

To  the  editor: 

I  was  offended  by  Wednesday's 
cartoon.  "Big  Man  on  Campus." 
which  showed  a  college  man  horri- 
fied at  having  mistakenly  asked  a 
sorority  house  mother  on  a  date. 

The  cartoon  derived  horror  from  a 
stereotype  of  older  women  as  unde- 
sirable, desperate  for  affection,  and 
asexual  beings.  Such  an  image  is 
woman-hating  to  the  point  of  being 
violent  --  it  causes  older  women  to 
doubt  themselves  and  younger 
women  to  fear  growing  old. 

There  arc  plenty  of  things  in  life  to 
laugh  about  without  resorting  lo  such 
overt  sexism.  Please  stop  it. 

Ben  Zeman 
Bclchcrtown 

'Bridging  Worlds' 
helps  students 

To  the  editor: 

I  am  writing  on  behalf  of  the 
Bridging  WoHds  Program,  and  espe- 
cially on  behalf  of  Steve  Satell.  the 
program  coordinator.  I  am  currently 
enrolled  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  as  an  AI.ANA  sec- 
ond year  student    The  Bridging 


Worlds  Program  has  helped  me 
tremendously. 

They  made  sure  I  received  the  best 
academic  career  possible.  Upon  my 
enrolling  at  the  University,  Steve 
Satell  approached  me  at  a  Talented 
Minority  Scholarship  Awards  dinner 
and  informed  me  of  the  program. 
During  the  summer  he  kept  in  touch 
with  my  high  school  faculty  advisor 
on  my  academic  performance. 

When  I  entered  UMass,  I  was  lost 
because  I  had  not  gone  to  summer 
orientation  and  had  no  idea  of  where 
to  go.  Mr.  Satell  made  sure  that  all 
my  academic  needs  were  met,  and 
that  1  became  involved  with  the 
CCEBMS  (Collegiate  Commitee  for 
the  education  of  Blacks  and  other 
Minority  Students)  Program. 

Bridging  Worlds  continues  to 
attend  high  schools  and  provide  out 
reach  and  inspiration  to  minority  and 
working-  class  students.  This  has 
provided  me,  along  with  several  other 
students,  an  opportunity  to  advance 
as  a  minority  student  on  this  campus 
and  I  hope  that  this  program  will 
help  the  future  generations  in  years 
to  come. 

LaToya  Simms 

Coming  out  day 
has  arrived 

To  the  editor: 

National  coming  out  day  is  here 
once  again.  It  is  a  time  for  celebra- 
tion. All  lesbian,  bisexual  and  gay 
people  know  what  it  means  to  be  in 
the  closet.  The  solitude,  the  anguish, 
the  feeling  that  you  are  the  only  one. 

This  is  what  makes  National 
Coming  Out  Day  so  cherished  and 
special  in  the  gay  community  It  is  a 
chance  for  those  of  us  who  arc  out  to 
reflect  on  those  times.  It  is  a  chance 
for  us  to  say;  'Yes  I  was.  but  no  I  am 


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Opinion/Editorial 


THE  MASSACHUSErrS  DAILY  CtM.LEGIAN 


Friday,  October  14,  1994  /  Page  5 


Tr^/ing  on  Halloiueen  co^turaes 


Andrew 
Bryce 


Halloween  is  coming. 
That  delicious  holiday  that  hits  on  the  last 
day  of  October.  A  night  that  people  are  able  to 
walk  around  in  the  middle  of  the  night  dressed 
in  some  ridiculous  outfit  with  a  big  sack  in  their  hands, 
going  up  to  doors  for  handouts.  Doing  this  any  other 
night  of  the  year  would  warrant  police  action,  or  an 
ass-kicking,  whichever  came  first. 

Everyone  can  remember  when  they 
were  kids,  and  Oct.  31  rolled  around. 
Preparation  of  the  costume,  grabbing 
the  pillow  case  off  the  pillow  to  load  up 
with  candy. 

I  remember  trotting  around  in  my 
done-up  costume,  thanking  those  who 
gave  out  the  Reese's  peanut  butler  cup. 
throwing  dirty  looks  at  those  who  gave 
me  an  apple  or  a  bag  of  chips  —  what 
an  exciting  night  it  used  to  be. 

Then.  1  got  home.  Candy  check  —  my 
parents  would  then  see  if  there  were 
any  sharp  objects  in  the  candy.  I  would  proceed  to 
trade  candy  with  my  friends,  and  the  night  would  then 
come  to  an  end  as  I  stuffed  my  face  with  Milky  Ways. 

Nowadays,  we  are  just  too  old  for  that  kind  of  stuff. 
I'd  like  to  think  I  can  go  out  on  Halloween  night,  all 
dressed  up  in  costumes  with  my  friends,  and  go 
door-to-door.  I'd  also  like  to  think  that  we  could 
explain  it  to  the  cops  that  we  were  bringing  out  our 
younger  brothers  and  sisters,  and  that  we  were  just 
carrying  their  sacks  for  them.  However,  they  may  not 
buy  it,  and  I  ain't  down  with  being  handcuffed  on 
Halloween. 

There  are  those  Halloween  parties  I  can  attend  wear- 
ing a  costume.  1  have  some  ideas.  .  . 

/  could  he  a  football  player  —  Yet  again.  I  was  a 
football  player  for  about  eight  straight  years,  from  my 
red  helmet  right  on  down  to  my  Pony  cleats.  Oh  shut 
up.  it  was  the  only  costume  I  could  put  together  on  the 
night  of. all  eight  years.  Needless  to  say,  when  I  played 
football  my  freshman  year  of  high  school,  the  thrill  of 
suiting  up  was  non-existent. 

/  could  he  a  IK'  worker  —  I'd  just  have  to  steal 
myself  a  hat  and  u  white  outfit,  and  I'd  carry  around  a 
pan  with  some  crap  in  it  with  a  spoon.  The  only  thing 
I'd  need  would  be  patience  in  dealing  with  all  the 
ingrates  that  complain  about  the  food 


/  could  be  an  A  student  —  Now,  I'm  gelling  out  of 
my  league. 

/  could  he  a  carpenter  —  All  1  have  to  do  is  lei  my 
pants  sag  down,  and  show  off  my  crack. 

Actually,  if  that's  all  it  lakes,  I  could  be  a  plumber, 
as  well. 

/  could  be  Norm  Peterson  —  All  I'd  have  to  do  is  sit 
at  the  end  of  a  bar  on  my  own  stool,  and  suck  back 
some  brewskies.  Probably  the  easiest 
costume  lo  prepare. 

/  could  be  a  Chippendale  dancer  — 
Anyone  have  a  chiseled  body  1  can  bor- 
row? 

/  could  be  a  loud,  obnoxious  kid  who 
lives  in  the  towers  in  Southwest  —  All  1 
have  to  do  is  scream  my  head  off  out  the 
window,  swearing  at  anyone  and  any- 
thing that  walks  by  outside.  After  all, 
when  1  yell  at  people  below,  they  don't 
know  exactly  where  its  coming  from,  so 
I  can  get  real  nasty. 
/  could  be  a  Bursar's  worker  —  All  I  have  to  do  is 
peddle  money  out  of  people.  I  could  handle  that. 

;  could  be  Hammer  —  Seriously,  my  my  my  my 
music  hits  me  so  hard,  and  makes  me  say,  "oh  my 
Lord."  I  just  take  time  out  to  say  thank  you  for  blessing 
me  with  a  mind  lo  rhyme  and  two  hype  feel. 
Plus.  I  got  the  pants.  I'm  set. 

/  could  be  the  person  who  cashes  the  checks  in  the 

Campus  Center  Basement  —  The  woman  there  fiips 

the  ID  cards  back  pretty  accurately,  but  1  think  I  could 

put  a  little  more  velocity  on  the  card. 

/  could  be  Richard  Simmons  —  I  could  deal  a  meal 

—  I'll  trade  you  a  chicken  puck  for  a  hot  hero. 

/  could  be  a  cab  driver  —  Only  if  someone  could  let 
me  use  their  car.  because  I'll  be  able  to  get  my  hands 
on  a  can  of  yellow  spray  paint. 

/  could  be  a  mummy  —  Because  I  believe  that  no 
one  could  have  as  bad  a  costume  as  my  friend  Mike 
had  when  we  were  about  ten  years  old. 

I'd  be  sure  to  have  a  few  rolls  of  toilet  paper  instead 
of  the  half  a  roll  that  Mike  grabbed  from  his  bathroom 
and  wrapped  around  him  that  night. 

/  could  be  the  poster  boy  for  premature  ejaculation 

—  Because  I'm  done  —  with  the  column,  you  perverts. 
Andrew  Bryce  could  also  be  a  Collegian  columnist 

for  Halloween. 


not  anNTnore.  and  I  am  proud  of  it." 
It  is  alni  a  chance  for  those  among  us 
who  are  still  in  the  closet  to  see  that 
they  arc  not  the  only  ones  There  are 
many  who  have  been,  or  arc  where 
you  are  It  is  a  day  for  all  of  us  to  feel 
the  support  which  comes  from  know- 
ing you  are  a  pari  of  a  community 
that  cares. 

As  we  celebrate  National  Coming 
Out  Day.  for  it  truly  is  a  day  of  cele- 
bration and  affirmation,  let  us  all: 
Black.  White.  Latino.  Asian  and  all 
other  nationalities,  cultures,  sexes 
and  abilities,  religions  and  political 
beliefs,  say  "Welcome  home. 
Welcome  to  your  community,  your 
community  that  cares* 

On  behalf  of  the  steering  commit 
tee  of  the  1  BOA  1  would  like  to  say 
"Welcome  out  of  the  closet,  and 
please  remember  that  silence  truly 
does  equal  death  " 

Lawrence  All  Davis 

Political  Chair 

LBGA 


History  has  shown  us  that  il  is  pos- 
sible to  be  Black,  queer  and  proud. 
To  evidence  we  need  look  no  further 
back   in   time    ihan    renaissance 


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Harlem.  Prominent  people  such  as 
Bessie  Smith,  lackie  "moms"  Mabley 
and  loscphine  Waters  were  lesbian  or 
bisexual.  Langsion  Hughes,  Wallace 
Thurman  and  Augustus  Granville 
Dill,  personal  protege  of  W.E.B.  Du 
Bois,  were  sexually  unorthodox  at  the 
very  least.  At  that  time,  as  it  is  told 
by  an  elderly  resident  of  Sugar  Hill: 
"Of  course  they  had  not  come  out  of 
the  closet  back  then,  they  didn't  have 
to.  We  all  knew  they  were  homosexu- 
als. We  admired  them  for  their  intel- 
ligence and  work  during  a  very  diffi- 
cult time." 

During  the  Harlem  renaissance 
these  people  did  not  need  to  come 
out.  Blues  songs  had  lyrics  like:  "If 
you  can't  bring  me  a  woman,  bring 
me  a  sissy  man."  and  "When  you  see 
two  women  walking  hand  in  hand, 
just  shake  your  head  and  try  to 
understand."  Other  social  functions 
also  showed  the  acceptance  of  queer 
living.  Speakeasies  (illegal  liquor 
saloons)  openly  catered  to  the  gay 
community.  Also,  and  more  impor- 
tantly, were  the  drag  balls  held  at  the 
Cotton  Club,  the  Hamilton  Lodge 
and  the  Savoy  Ballroom.  These  func- 
tions attracted  gays  and  straights, 
blacks  and  whites,  from  Atlantic  City 
and  Philadelphia  to  Chicago.  Illinois. 
The  culmination  of  these  wild  nights 
was  the  crowning  of  the  queen  of  the 
ball,  usually  won  by  a  man. 

Today,  as  we  proud  Black  lesbians, 
bisexuals  and  gays  look  at  the  move- 
ment for  gay  rights  we  see  ourselves 
largely  left  out.  This  despite  the  fact 
that  during  the  heyday  of  Harlem  we 
welcomed  Whites  to  party  and  hang 
out  with  us.  We  see  drag  queens 
associated  with  the  White 
Anglo-Saxon  protcstant  gay  move- 
ment. Wc  see  lesbian  feminists  who 
ignore  the  contribution  of  past  Black 
lesbians  and  ignore  the  issues  of  pre- 
sent day  Black  lesbians. 

Back  in  the  '20s,  Black  queers  did 
not  need  to  come  out.  Today  it  is  an 
absolute  necessity.  As  we  "celebrate" 
National  Coming  Out  Day  we,  the 
members  of  the  Black  Caucus  sub 


committee  of  the  LBGA,  implore  all 
other  Black  queers  to  come  out  and 
let  your  voices  be  heard. 

Lawrence  Ali  Davit 
Bhck  Caucus 


Editor's  note:  Tlie  above  two  letters 
were  written  by  the  same  person  and 
were  combined  for  that  reason. 

Fight  still  continues 
past  name  change 

To  Ihe  editor: 

On  Oct.  6.  the  Collegian  reported 
that  the  Lower  Library  was  lo  be  for- 
mally dedicated  to  the  memory  of 
scholar/activist  WEB.  Du  Bois.  The 
move  was  widely  hailed  by  adminis- 
trators, professors  and  students  as  a 
victory  and  a  sign  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  commitment  to  higher 
education  and  the  welfare  of  all  its 
students.  Du  Bois'  legacy  is  certainly 
worthy  of  this  type  of  recognition. 
But  let  us  continue  to  question  the 
University's  commitment  to  those 
values  to  which  Du  Bois  dedicated 
his  life. 

The  situation  for  stiulciiis.  and 
specifically  students  o(  culor.  the  day 
before  and  after  this  annoiiiuement 
remained  pretty  consistent  This 
event  affected  no  miracle  Thi"y  were 
still  faced  with  the  same  struggles 
against  racism  and  dnssism  within 
the  halls  of  this  University  «n<l  in 
scKiety  in  general  The  administration 
still  has  yet  to  commit  ti'  comprehen- 
sive solutions  tti  many  of  the  banners 
that  these  students  face  here  at 
UMass 

Regard  this  dedication  as  a  victory. 
But  never  forget  that  the  same  insti- 
tution that  'praised'  and  'endorsed' 
this  dedication  still  has  along  way  to 
go  until  its  commitments  to  students, 
and  specifically  students  of  color,  are 
fulfilled 

Brcll  Gadacn 
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Arts  &  Living 


Lynn  Shapiro 
brings  dance 
to  Smith  College 

By  Stacy  Guerass«va 

Collegian  Correspondent 

Lynn  Shapiro  is  interested  in  creating  a  vocabu- 
lary all  her  own  which  she  will  demonstrate  in 
Ambition  Bird,  a  program  of  five  short  dances.  It 
will  be  performed  at  Smith  College's  Scott  Dance 
Studio  Oct.  15  at  8  p.m. 

Shapiro  studied  at  Smith  College  for  two  years 
and  was  an  active  performer.  She  left  Smith  in  1977 
and  began  attending  New  York  University's  Tisch 
School  of  the  Arts.  It  was  during  this  stage  of  her 
dance  career  that  Shapiro  felt  the  need  to  harness 
her  energy. 

Although  she's  been  living  in  New  York  for  the 
past  sixteen  years,  it  wasn't  until  1988  that  she 
actually  began  to  choreograph. 

When  asked  to  label  her  form  of  dance.  Lynn 
Shapiro  hesitates.  "It's  definitely  not  jazz,"  she  said, 
"and  it's  not  ballet." 

Shapiro's  style  developed  mostly  throughout  her 
years  of  choreographing  in  New  York  City.  It  is  dis- 
tinct from  traditional  modern  dance  in  its  set  of 
vocabulary  and  structure. 

Ambition  Bird's  five  pieces  range  from  four  and 
a  half  to  ten  minutes  each.  In  the  first  piece. 
Shapiro  explores  the  destructive  force  of 
self-loathing  in  a  relationship.  In  the  second. 
"Mother's  Garden."  the  solo  figure  plays  out  the 
memory  of  a  child  standing  half  naked  in  a  garden 
and  being  watched  and  admired  by  a  parent. 

The  following  piece,  "Under  Ice,"  accompanied 
by  Erik  Friedlander's  eerie  score,  portrays  a  New 
England  family  in  the  dead  of  winter. 

Perhaps  the  most  memorable  of  all  the  five 
dances  is  "Silent  Night,"  a  four-minute  duet  set  to 
the  Dickens  classic  A  Christmas  Carol.  The  piece 
was  originally  twenty-minutes  long,  but  Shapiro  cut 
most  of  it.  The  work  now  runs  as  a  four-minute 
segment. 

"There  is  an  intensity  about  the  pieces,  they're 
psychological,"  said  Shapiro.  "I  try  to  use  move- 
ment as  opposed  to  using  a  standard  vocabulary 
and  putting  a  concept  with  il." 

The  vocabulary  seems  to  naturally  pair  itself  with 
the  movement  and  the  mood  of  the  pieces.  Many  of 
the  pieces,  in  fact,  have  come  out  of  improvisation. 

Over  the  past  six  years.  The  Lynn  Shapiro  Dance 
Company  has  received  funds  from  such  organiza- 
tions as  the  Harkcss  Foundation  for  Dance  ar»d  the 
lovce  Mertz-Gilmore  Foundation. 

The  company  received  the  1992  Residence 
Award  from  the  Choreographers  and  Composers 
Residency  Project.  Most  recently,  the  Lynn  Shapiro 
Dance  Company  received  1994  Artist  Fellowship 
from  the  New  York  Foundation  of  the  Arts. 

The  Shapiro  Dance  Company  will  be  performing 
at  Central  Park  Summer  Stage  in  1995.  but  mean- 
while the  Five-College  community  has  a  rare  oppor- 
tunity lo  experience  the  invigorating  and  distinctive 
style  of  Lynn  Shapiro. 

Lynn  Shapiro  will  perform  "Ambition  Bird"  on 
Oct.  15  at  8  p.m.  at  the  Scott  Dance  Studio  at 
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By  David  Bouder 

Associated  Press 


Guitarist  Peter  Buck  has  traded  his  mandolin  for  an 
electric  guitar,  and  R.E.M.  is  ready  to  hit  the  road. 

R.E.M..  long  the  kings  of  the  underground  rock  scene 
but  now  one  of  the  most  creatively  engaging  mainstream 
superstar  acts,  is  preparing  for  its  first  concert  tour  of  the 
decade.  The  tour  will  last  about  a  year. 

Preceding  the  live  shows  is  the  critically  acclaimed 
album  "Monster."  The  disc  is  a  return  to  rock  "n'  roll  and 
a  sharp  departure  from  the  folky.  subdued  sound  of 
"Automatic  for  the  People." 

"It  just  seemed  like  the  thing  to  do.  to  be  really  ambi 
tious  and  do  a  rock  record  while  we  still  wanted  to  do  it," 
Buck  said.  "When  we're  around  bO.  1  don't  think  it  will  be 
good  to  do  that.  Not  that  we're  anywhere  near  that." 

No.  but  Buck,  singer  Michael  Stipe.  Mike  Mills  and  Bill 
Berry  are  no  longer  able  to  pile  into  vans  and  spend 
months  driving  around  the  country  with  no  cares  behind 
them.  Buck  spoke  by  telephone  while  his  twin,  four- 
month-old  daughters  slept  in  an  adjacent  hotel  room. 

The  guitarist  had  spent  the  last  few  years  exploring  the 
quieter  side  of  his  art  —  his  mandolin  is  the  featured 
instrument  on  "Losing  My  Religion"  —  and  was  ready  for 
the  visceral  pleasures  of  rock  'n'  roll. 

"It  is  pleasurable,  you  forget  about  all  of  that,"  he  said. 
"You're  kind  of  an  adult  and  playing  folky  stuff,  but 
there's  something  kind  of  ideal  about  sitting  in  a  basement 
or  garage  and  playing  really,  really  loud." 

"Monster"  is  rock  "n"  roll,  but  not  like  some  old  R.E.M. 
fans  may  remember  it.  The  chiming,  folk  rock  sounds  of 
their  earlier  albums  is  gone,  left  to  such  bands  as  the  Gin 
Blossoms  to  mine.  Instead.  Buck  plays  a  rougher  guitar. 
"What's  the  Frequency.  Kenneth?"  features  some  psyche- 
delic backwards  guitar,  .and  "Circus  Envy"  is  a  six-stringed 
duet  with  Sonic  Youth's  Thurston  Moore,  who  sounds 
like  racing  cars  revving  up. 

One  nostalgic  touch  is  the  sound  mix,  which  frequently 
buries  Stipe's  vocals  —  a  reminder  of  the  days  when  he 
was  shy  and  afraid  to  stand  in  the  spotlight. 

Except  for  some  occasional  shows,  such  as  an  "MTV 
Unplugged"  segment,  R.E.M.  has  stayed  away  from  live 
periformances  since  their  last  big  tour  ended  in  1989. 

"We  did  it  all  through  the  '80s  and  did  it  about  as  well  as 
we  could  do  it  and  it  was  just  starting  to  become  a  job," 
Buck  said,  "lust  for  our  own  sake  and  for  the  band's  sake, 
we  thought  it  would  be  good  to  gel  away  from  it  and  explore 
other  avenues.  And  we  did.  Now  we're  all  kind  of  fired  up 
about  playing  again."  The  five  years  that  R.E.M.  was  off  the 
road  coincided  with  their  greatest  fKiriod  of  popularity. 

"They  continued  to  release  good  albums.  That  always 
helps,"  said  Gary  Bongiovanni.  editor  of  the  concert 
industry  trade  publication  Pollster. 

It  also  serves  to  build  up  demand  for  concert  tickets. 
The  tour,  which  reaches  the  United  States  late  next 
spring,  is  likely  to  be  one  of  the  biggest  moneymakers  of 
1995,  Bongiovanni  said. 

R.E.M.  also  recently  has  cultivated  an  international 
market,  to  the  point  where  almost  half  of  the  subscribers 


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R.E.M.,  seen  here  promoting  the  Greenpeace  Alternative 
Green  tour.  They  will  hit  the  U.S.  late  this  spring. 

of  their  fan  club  newsletter  live  overseas,  said  Micheic 
Rawson.  its  editor.  The  tour  starts  |an.  15  in  Perth, 
Australia,  and  takes  in  the  Far  East  and  Europe  ihivugh 
late  winter  and  early  spring. 

Starting  the  tour  in  Perth  has  annoyed  some  big  R.E.M. 
fans  who  are  anxious  to  see  the  band  live,  said  Todd 
Ploharski,  a  longtime  friend  of  the  band  who  buys  and 
sells  rare  R.E.M.  recordings.  For  a  band  that  toured 
relentlessly  in  the  1980s,  R.E.M.  is  now  in  the  odd  posi 
tion  of  largely  having  a  fan  base  that  has  never  seen  them 
live,  Ploharski  said.  The  tour  is  a  big  test. 

Dozens  of  fans  to  whom  he  has  talked  seem  excited 


counTCsv  rrevt  coLLrm 
NHG  album,  is  ready  to  embark  on  their  Tirst  tour  since  I989's 

about  the  new  record,  although  Ploharski  grumbles  that 
several  of  the  songs  sound  like  rewrites  from  past  records. 

"A  lot  of  the  hard-cure  fans  have  said.  'Quit  playing  these 
wimpy  things.  Play  some  rock  songs  and  tour,"  he  said. 

With  three  full  albums  released  since  R.E.M.  last  went 
on  tour,  expect  the  concert  to  concentrate  on  that  materi- 
al. "We've  pretty  much  done  the  80s  stuff,"  Buck  said. 
"Id  like  to  stick  to  the  90s  stuff." 

This  will  be  the  band's  first  full  lour  of  large  concert 
arenas.  But  they  won't  break  the  Rolling  Stones'  record 
for  stage  size.  "It  will  be  pretty  low-tech."  Buck  said. 
"We're  not  going  to  compete  with  U2  or  Peter  Gabriel." 


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By  Jorma  Kansonen 

Collegion  Staff 

QUESTION  THE  ANSWERS 

The  Migiily  Mighty  lk)!,^^on^•^ 
Mercury  Records, 

The  start  of  the  cuMuniarv  fall  chill  has  begun  lo  cjm  ii^ 
prc^ericc  over  the  Piunecr  Vallev.  and  music  fans  have 
started  to  look  for  something  that  can  warm  them  up 
That  particular  sumeihmg  could  possibly  be  the  new 
release  Irom  The  Mightv  Mighty  Bosstones.  Question  The 
AnhM'ers. 

U'rong. 

Since  their  lirM  release,  this  band  has  been  one  of  the 
lorerunners  ol  the  hard  rock  reggae-ska  movement.  It 
appeared  with  their  smoking  cover  of  "Detroit  Rock  City" 
on  this  summer's  Kiss  tribute  disc.  Kiis  My  An,,  they 
finally  would  get  the  commercial  recognition  they  deserve. 

With  Dicky  Barrett  and  his  males'  fourth  rel'ease  (sec- 
ond on  the  Mercury  label.)  though,  they  seem  to  stray, 
and  get  hung  at  the  gallows  pole,  by  the  genre  of  music 
ihey  helped  to  create. 

Don'i  misunderstand  me.  there  arc  tracks  on  this  new 
release  thai  harken  back  to  the  limes  of  old.  and  limes  still 
to  come.  With  two  of  the  later  tracks  on  this  disc  the  spir- 
it and  flavor  of  the  "true"  Bosstones  emerges.  On 
-Bronzing  The  Garbage."  the  band  gels  low  down  and 
dirty,  as  the  title  of  the  song  implies,  and  drives  right  after 
the  listener.  As  Barrett  asks.  "Have  I  got  your  attention?  . 

.."  it  comes  through  loud  and  clear  with  a  straightfor- 
ward hard-core  punk  feel. 

The  next  track.  "Dogs  and  Chaplains."  goes  in  line  with 
the  band's  concept  of  blurring  the  lines  of  musical  stereo- 
types. Beginning  with  a  sweet  modern  hard-rock  intro 
that  evolves,  in  order  of  genre,  from  a  brilliant,  jazzy 
breakdown,  then  into  rhythm  and  blues,  culminating  with 
their  standard  ska.  This  song  is  what  got  me  first  into  the 
Bosstones.  The  feeling,  per  se,  not  the  distinct  sound. 

But  that  is  where  the  imagination  ends.  A  few  other 
tracks,  like  their  opening  song  "Kinder  Words"  and  "Hell 
Of  A  Hat,"  do  possess  elements  that  hold  true  to  their  dis- 
tinct sound  and  song-writing  technique.  Yet  the  band 
seems  to  conform  to  formula,  both  their  own  and  com- 
mercially oriented,  on  the  rest  of  the  disc,  reaching  for  the 
"radio-  friendly"  audience. 

Case  in  point,  on  the  fourth  track.  "Pictures  To  Prove 
It."  this  conformity  becomes  extremely  evident.  As  the 
song  began.  I  thought  I  was  listening  to  a  neo-Robert 
Smith  lament,  lust  by  the  song  title,  and  the  lyrics,  it  was 
brutally  apparent  to  me  that  I  was  hearing  a  rip-off  of  The 
Cure's  "Pictures  Of  You."  I  know  it's  fail,  but  I  only  want 
sap  on  my  pancakes. 

Also,  the  final  track  "lump  Through  The  Hoops" 
emphasizes  this  disturbing  trend.  Not  centering  towards  a 
commercial  formula,  as  the  prior  example,  they  seem  to 
get  hooked  by  the  bail  that  they  have  used  in  their  brief 
musical  tenure.  With  no  imagination  in  rhythm,  and  the 
addition  of  a  forced-sounding  horn  section  compliment, 
the  band  attempts  futilely  to  make  a  connection  with  the 
financially,  and  socially,  disadvantaged  listener.  As  Barrett 
sings.  "Roll  over,  sit  up  and  beg.  .  .."  all  1  wanted  to  do 
was  stand  up.  go  to  the  bathroom  and  puke. 

Question  The  Answers  left  me  questioning  the  path 
this  forerunner  of  the  hard  rock-ska  movement  is  pursu- 
ing. Is  it  commercial  success,  or  is  the  band  just  losing  a 
sense  of  imagination?  If  you're  a  hard  core  Bosstones  fol- 
lower, my  condolences.  If  not.  lake  the  advice  of  Dicky 
Barrett  in  the  song  "Dollar  And  A  Dream,"  and  keep  that 
"...  dollar  that  I  want  to  save. . ."  C- 


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Women's  crew  to  compete  in  annual  event 


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Eric  Oke  [14j  and  the  University  of  Massachusetts  football  team  head  down  to  Williamsburg,  PA,  to  take  on 
No.  8  William  and  Mary  on  Saturday  afternoon. 


Football 


COf  it.nu.-ii  Ir,  iFi,  f 'Lige  10 

what  liap(xiiCLl  lo  Massachusclls  last  year,  where  ihc 
baek-  U)  hack  kisses  lo  Maine  and  IV)t,ton  University 
all  but  kepi  ihein  oul  ul  post  -seasun  aeliim. 

AdtleJ  111  I  he  lael  thai  ihc  Minuienu-n  have  yel  lo 
detea!  VSilii.iin  and  Mar>'  |0-2|  in  the  all  lime  ^eries 
heiween  ihc  iwo.  including  a  45-28  luss  lo  ihe  Tribe 

lasl    SCd>Ull- 


Hodges  keeps  this  all  in  ihc  back  of  his  mind. 

"Wc  know  what  we've  got  to  do."  said  Hodges. 
"We've  never  bcalen  them  before.  Last  year's  game, 
we  hung  in  there,  but  wc  came  up  short. 

"We  have  to,  without  doubl,  play  our  best  game  of 
the  season  because  we  are  playing,  without  doubt,  the 
best  team  in  the  league." 


The  Univcrsily  of  Massachusetts  varsity  women's  crew 
team  and  ihe  Univcrsily  of  Massachusetts  men's  crew  club 
will  clash  this  weekend  in  its  annual  dual,  the  Hadley 
I  lenley. 

On  Ihc  Connecticut  River  in  South  Hadley  tomorrow, 
the  UMass  rowers  will  balllc  before  the  crowd  of  alumni, 
parents,  friends,  fans  and  fellow  rowers  who  show  up  year 
after  year  to  witness  the  event. 

The  fiadlcy  Henley  was  formed  and  is  still  run  by  the 
Crew  Advisory  Committee,  a  collection  of  alumni,  coach- 
es, community  and  current  rowers.  Since  the  inaugural 
1%5  season.  UMass  crew  alumni  have  been  invited  lo  the 
event. 

One  of  the  most  exciting  races  lasl  year  was  between 
the  1985  men's  boat  that  had  an  outstanding  finish  in  its 
spring  Dadvillc  Regatta,  and  the  1993  women's  boat,  who 
had  won  the  national  championship  regatta. 

The  Hadley  Henley  is  a  big  day  for  rival  races  and  alum- 
ni challenges,  as  well  as  Ihe  races  between  the  women's 
and  men's  teams. 

According  to  one  UMass  woman  rower,  half  of  this 
year's  women's  eight  are  currently  beating  half  of  this 
year's  men's  eight  on  the  Ergometer  (a  simulated  rowing 
machine  which  records  the  number  of  meters  that  a  rower 
pulls  and  iheir  'split,'  or  time  per  five  meters.)  This  should 
lead  lo  a  light  race  between  the  two  squads. 

"I  think  the  races  should  be  an  exciting  challenge  for 
both  teams,"  UMass  women's  co-capiain  Wendy  Wilbur 
said. 

In  the  past,  almost  as  far  back  as  1974  when  the 


women  started  rowing  at  UMass,  it  has  been  a  tradition 
for  the  women's  varsity  eight  boat  to  race  the  men's 
novice  boat  in  a  decision-making  contest. 

"If  the  men  win.  they  become  novice  men.  If  the  women 
win.  the  men  arc  then  considered  the  'novice  boys'  for  the 
rest  of  the  season."  rower  Leigh  Twarog  said  of  the 
Henley 

"The  women's  boat  is  pulling  some  pretty  fast  times 
—  the  novice  boat  will  be  well  challenged,  it  should  be 
a  fun  race."  president  of  the  men's  club  Dave  Touhey 
said. 

This  year,  however,  under  coach  jim  Dietz.  the  women 
will  pose  more  of  a  challenge  to  the  men. 

"|im  (Dietz)  wants  us  to  take  on  all  of  the  men's  boats 
instead  of  just  the  novice  men."  Twarog  said. 

The  women  will  race  both  their  varsily  eight  and  their 
second  eight  boats  against  the  men's  heavyweight  eight, 
lightweight  eight,  and  second  lightweight  eight  boats. 

Unlike  the  other  fall  races  that  the  UMass  rowers  have 
been  competing  in,  Saturday's  will  be  sprints  instead  of 
head  races.  The  course  will  most  likely  be  close  to  1000 
meters. 

At  last  year's  Hadley  Henley,  the  team  christened  their 
new  boats  at  their  home  boathouse.  This  year  the  women 
are  also  planning  to  add  a  race  with  the  Amherst  College 
women's  team  in  a  four-seat  race. 

"A  four  with  Amherst  will  be  a  big  challenge.  They  have 
a  really  fast  four,"  Wilbur  said. 

UMass  does  not  practice  with  a  four,  and  in  the  event  of 
Ihe  race,  four  of  the  top  rowers  from  the  varsily  women's 
eight  will  fill  the  boat. 

Rival  races,  challenges,  and  titles  at  stake  —  this  should 
make  for  an  exciting  weekend. 


Minute  women  set  for  championships 


By  Derek  Milosovljevic 

Collegian  StafI 


The  L  ni\crMiy  of  Massachusetts  wlmikms  tennis  team 
is  ready  lo  take  ihc  next  step  in  its  climb  to  the  lop  of  the 
collegiate  tennis  world  ihis  weekend. 

Coming  into  this  .season.  UMass  Coach  |udy  Dixon  said 
of  her  lop-notch  freshman  players,  "This  is  the  recruiting 
class  that  will  put  UMass  on  the  map." 

This  weekend  her  young  team  looks  to  establish  domi- 
nance, at  least  over  ihe  region,  as  they  travel  to  the  New 
England  Championships  at  the  University  of  Vermont. 

Dixon  said  that  her  team',->  goal  for  the  fall  season  was 
lo  win  this  tournament.  While  her  team  blazed  oul  to  a 
6-0  start,  and  currently  enjoys  a  7-2  record,  she  is  not 
overly  enthusiastic  about  their  performance. 

"We've  beaten  the  teams  we  should  beat."  she  said. 
"Bui  we've  lost  close  matches  to  the  teams  that  we're 
evenly  matched  with." 

Those  close  matches  could  have  easily  gone  cither  way. 
In  both  4-5  losses,  to  Central  Connecticut  State  and  the 
University  of  Connecticut,  freshman  Noelle  Orsini  found 
herself  in  the  position  of  playing  out  her  singles  match 
with  the  teams  tied  3-3  and  the  overall  result  hanging  in 
the  balance.  In  both  cases  Orsini  came  up  short,  but  she 
will  get  at  least  one  more  chance. 

On  Oct.  1  I.  the  Minutewomen  hosted  Providence. 
UMass  took  the  dciubles  point  by  winning  at  No.  I  and 
No.  2  doubles,  and  got  two  points  from  singles  victories 
by  LiesI  Siiton  and  Liz  Durant.  Wiih  losses  al  the  No.  3. 
5.  and  b  slots,  once  again  the  Minutewomen's  hopes  hung 
on  Orsini. 

Darkness  at  the  Boyden  courts  pa'vcnkxl  the  conclu- 
sion  of  the  match  so  Orsini  will  pick  it  up  in  Burlington. 


Vermont,  site  of  the  championships,  tomorrow  night  at 
8:00  p.m. 

When  the  New  Englands  finally  do  get  underway  on 
Saturday,  the  Minutewomen  will  be  one  of  the  favorites 
among  the  eight  team  field. 

Dixon  said  the  Minutewomen  are  expected  to  contend 
with  the  aforementioned  Providence  and  Central 
Connecticut  for  the  championship. 

'We  need  a  strong  showing  out  of  our  No.  1  doubles 
team."  Dixon  said.  "And  stronger  showings  out  of  our  No. 
2  and  No.  3  singles." 

The  format  of  the  tournament  allows  for  only  four  sin- 
gles players,  and  those  participating  in  singles  cannot  play 
doubles.  Lana  Goredeskaya  and  senior  Mary  Edwards  will 
take  over  the  No.  1  doubles  slot  normally  occupied  by 
Sillon  and  Caroline  Steele. 

The  different  fomiat  presented  some  interesting  choices 
for  Dixon,  particularly  where  Steele  is  concerned.  Dixon 
said  she  thought  about  playing  the  freshman  out  of 
Paducah.  Ky.  in  doubles,  where  she  has  fared  better  this 
season. 

Dixon  said  while  having  Steele  play  doubles  may  have 
benefited  the  team  in  the  short  term,  the  singles  experi- 
ence will  help  the  team  and  Steele  more  in  the  long  run. 

As  usual,  the  anchor  for  the  Minutewomen  will  be 
Sitton.  The  junior  captain  enters  the  weekend  with  a  per- 
fect 9-0  record  and  will  be  seeded  No.  I  in  the  singles 
flight. 

loining  Siiton  as  a  No.  I  seed  is  sophomore  Liz  Durant. 
who  is  expected  to  take  home  top  honors  at  the  No.  4  slot. 

Dixon  knows,  of  course,  that  in  sports,  nothing  is  cer- 
tain. 

"Wc  could  finish  anywhere  from  first  to  third."  she 
said.  'We  have  to  step  il  up." 


Ball  Control 


P*Ul  BIlOOtAU/  COUtCKN 

Joel  Pittman  [5]  and  the  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  soccer  team,  who  defeated  Providence  3-0  on 
Wednesday,  will  travel  north  to  take  on  Maine  Saturday. 


Field  Hockey 


continued  from  page  10 

the  game  hopefully  I'll  have  a  chance  to  talk  to  the  players 

and  their  families,"  Donnelly  said. 

Rhode  Island  enters  the  game  with  a  4-9  record.  The 
rebuilding  efforts  arc  evident  as  first  year  coach  Laurie 
l.eGoff  tries  to  make  the  Rams  a  contender  for  the 
future. 

Donnelly  has  a  must-win  attitude  towards  both  games 


this  weekend  and  says  that  beating  Rhode  Island  decisive- 
ly is  just  as  important  as  defeating  lames  Madi.son. 

"We  have  to  beat  Rhode  Island  decisively,  and  if  we 
beat  lames  Madison  then  it's  huge,"  said  Donnelly.  "If  we 
beat  IMU  and  we  don't  have  a  good  showing  against 
Rhode  Island,  then  it  won't  matter.  We  have  to  treat  this 
weekend  as  a  toumament.  that  has  to  be  our  mind  set." 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Sports 


Minutemen  ready  for  midnight  practice 


By  Andrew  Bryce 

Collegian  Staff 


Let  the  madncNN  begin. 

The  Univcrsily  of  Massachusclls 
men's  ba!ikctball  learn  will  take  part 
in  (he  annual  Midnight  Madness 
lunight  at  the  William  D.  Mullins 
Center  fur  it's  first  practice  of  the 
I W4-  95  season.  Doors  will  open  for 


spectators  at  10;  JO  p.m. 

The  Minutemen.  with  Channel  40's 
own  Mike  Raltee  as  the  Master  of 
Ceremonies,  will  kick  off  the  upcom- 
ing year  in  style,  as  festivities  are 
planned  around  the  first  practice  of 
the  season.  Those  include  a  dunk  con- 
test, a  free-throw  shooting  contest 
and  a  three-on-three  game,  among 
other  happenings. 


The  finalists  from  the  preliminary 
rounds  held  this  week  will  compete  in 
the  events. 

Scheduled  to  perform  will  the 
UMass  Hoop  Band,  the  dance  team, 
and  the  funk  club,  as  well  as  the 
Minutemen  cheerleaaers. 

Among  those  scheduled  to  appear 
will  be  the  Minutemen  hockey  team 
and  the  women's  basketball  team. 


Marcus  Camby  [21]  and  the  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  basketball  team  will  begin  the  1994-95  season 
tonight  as  the  annual  Midnight  Madness  takes  place  at  the  William  D  Mullins  Center. 


who  begin  its  season,  as  well. 

In  the  minutes  leading  up  to  mid- 
night, the  Minutemen  basketball  play- 
ers will  then  be  formally  introduced, 
followed  by  the  assistant  coaches  and 
concluded  by  the  introduction  of  head 
coach  John  Calipari. 

Practice  will  begin  at  12  a.m., 
where  Massachusetts  will  hold  a  regu- 
lar practice  —  drills,  playing  an 
intra-squad  scrimmage,  etc. 

New  rules  in  NCAA  college  basket- 
ball moved  the  first  practice  of  the 
season  up  15  games,  giving  the 
Minutemen  and  the  rest  of  the 
Division  I  teams  more  time  to  prepare 
for  the  start  of  the  season. 

"It's  good  for  college  basketball," 
said  Calipari.  "In  order  to  prepare  for 
the  rigors  of  a  tough  season,  the  play- 
ers need  to  get  themselves  mentally 
and  physically  ready." 

"I  like  it,  I  think  with  the  way  the 
rules  are.  you  can't  do  anything  with 
basketball  in  the  postseason.'  said 
assistant  coach  Bill  Bayno.  "They're 
on  their  own,  with  the  lifting  and  the 
conditioning." 

The  first  true  practice  will  be 
Saturday,  as  Massachusetts  begins  to 
prepare  for  the  toughest  schedule  in 
the  history  of  the  program. 

The  Minutemen  will  face  10  teams 
that  appeared  in  the  1994  NCAA 
tournament.  including  the 
season-opener  against  defending 
national  champion  Arkansas  on 
Friday,  Nov.  25  in  the  Starter  Tip-Off 
Classic  at  the  Springfield  Civic 
Center. 

Massachusetts  also  plays  Kansas  in 
Anaheim.  CA,  in  the  first  |ohn 
Wooden  Classic,  as  well  as  Ivy 
Leaguers  Princeton  and  Pennsylvania, 
Western  Kentucky  (with  all  three  at 
the  Mullins  Center],  Louisville  (at  the 
Worcester  Centrum),  Maryland,  St. 
Louis,  LaSalle.  and  Southwest 
Louisiana  —  not  to  mention  its 
Atlantic- 10  opponents. 

Calipari  and  the  Minutemen  know 
that  tonight's  practice  will  consist  of 
more  enjoyment  than  seriousness,  as 
the  hyped  evening  will  hinge  onto  the 
festivities  more  than  the  effort  given 
in  the  drills  and  scrimmage. 

"It's  more  for  the  students  and 
fans  than  anything  else,"  said 
Calipari.  "It's  a  tradition,  a  time  to 
enjoy  basketball.  It's  more  a  night  of 
fun  and  dunk  contests  than  it  is  a 


Minutemen  to  face  Tribe 

Massachusetts  up  for  key  YanCon  tilt 


By  Andrew  Bryce 

Collegian  Staff 


Field  hockey  to  face 
URI,  unbeaten  JMU 


By  Mike  Pinder 

Collegian  Stoff 


Look  out  lames  Madison.  Massachusetts  docs  not 
take  kindly  to  undefeated  teams. 

This  weekend  the  No.  8  Massachusetts  field 
hockey  team  will  take  to  the  road  to  play  a  pair  of 
turf  games. 

The  Minutewomen  will  square  off  against  the 
University  of  Rhode  Island  on  Saturday  and  then 
will  clash  against  the  undefeated  lames  Madison 
Colonials  at  Boston  College  on  Sunday. 

UMass.  after  knocking  off  previously  undefeated 
North  Carolina  will  be  looking  to  repeat  their  stun- 
ning feat  against  an  equally  powerful  foe  in  lames 
Madison. 

The  Colonials  enter  this  weekend  with  an  impres- 
sive I I-O-  1  record,  which  is  good  for  a  No.  2 
national  ranking. 

UMass  coach  Megan  Donnelly  expects  a  tough 
game  against  the  Colonials,  but  insists  that  the 
Minutewomen  will  go  into  the  game  with  the 
same  frame  of  mind  as  they  did  against  the  Tar 
Heels. 

"IMU  is  very  similar  to  North  Carolina,  they  arc 
one  of  only  two  teams  that  have  defeated  jNo  t| 
Old  Dominion  this  year,"  said  Donnelly.  "They  are 
extremely  fast,  have  great  stick  work,  and  have  a 
dangerous  attack." 

Donnelly  expects  the  Minutewomen  to  rise  to 
the  occasion  by  playing  with  high  intensity  and 
staying  right  with  the  Colonials  to  the  final 
minute. 

"We  have  a  lot  of  strengths.  I  think  ihcy  IIMUj 
are  taking  this  game  a  bit  more  seriously  because  of 
what  we  did  against  Carolina,"  said  Donnelly.  "We 
play  our  best  against  the  best  I'm  not  concerned 
about  the  intensity  level  or  the  confidence  level.  I 
think  it's  going  to  be  another  tremendous  game  and 
a  vers  light  game* 

If  history  holds  true  for  ihc  Minutewomen.  they 
should  come  away  with  a  victory  against  the 
Colonials  UMass  holds  a  2-0  lifetime  record 
again'-l  lames  Madison. 

UMasv'  main  conccm  will  be  in  stopping  sopho- 
more forward  Carole  Thatc.  Thaic  has  scored  an 
eye-opening  23  goals  in  12  games  and  has  assisted 
on  seven  others. 

The  UMass  defense,  anchored  by  sophomore 
goalkeeper  Hilaf>  Rose,  will  be  called  upon  to  con- 
lain  Thatc  and  the  rest  of  the  Colonials. 

With  Thate's  staggering  statistics,  Donnelly  views 
her  as  a  huge  ihrcal.  but  insists  that  she  has  not 
faced  a  defense  of  the  Minutcwomcn's  caliber. 

"She  is  an  extremely  dangerous  forward.  She's 
phenomenal,  but  she  hasn't  come  across  a  defense 
like  ours."  said  Donnelly 

"As  great  as  I  think  vhc  is.  I  like  the  way  wc 
match  up  against  her  If  she  can  get  by  Kvlc 
IRoihenbergcr)  and  then  get  by  Natalie  jHartj  and 
then  gel  by  Hilary,  then  she  has  earned  it." 

Before  the  Minutewomen  face  off  against  the 
Colonials,  they  must  contend  with  IXinnelly's  for 
mcr  team,  the  Rhode  Island  Rams 

Donnelly  compiled  a  7-27-1  record  in  her 
two-year  tenure  at  URI,  as  she  worked  to  rebuild 
ihc  Rams'  program. 

"I'm  not  going  to  think  about  playing  against 
Rhode  Mand    loo  much  before  the  game,  but  after 


The  University  of  Massachusetts 
football  team  will  face  its  toughest 
task  of  the  season  when  the 
Minutemen  travel  to 

Williamsburg.  PA,  to  take  on  No. 
8  William  and  Mary. 

Massachusetts  (5-2  overall.  2-1 
in  Yankee  Conference]  heads  into 
Saturday's  tilt  coming  off  a  disap- 
pointing 14-11  loss  to  New 
Hampshire  last  weekend.  The 
Tribe  (5-1,  3-0]  survived  a  scare 
from  last  place  Northeastern  last 
Saturday,  defeating  the  Huskies 
17-12. 

William  and  Mary  may  enter 
the  game  against  the  Minutemen 
without  standout  quarterback 
Shawn  Knight.  Knight  was 
injured  in  an  Oct.  I  contest 
against  Virginia,  spraining  his 
ankle.  Coach  )immy  L.aycock  said 
that  the  NCAA  l-AA  career  fwss- 
ing  efficiency  rating  leader 
[204.6]  and  this  year's  YanCon 
leader  1 1 60.0]  is  doubtful  for 
Saturday's  game. 

Knight's  accomplishments  have 
not  gone  unnoticed.  "Shawn  is  as 
outstanding  of  an  individual  as  he 
is  a  quarterback,"  said  Coach 
Laycock.  "Not  only  does  he  have 
the  ability,  he  also  makes  great 
decisions." 

"He's  as  fine  a  quarterback  as 
I've  played  against,  and  I've  been 
here  for  a  while,"  said  coach 
Mike  Hodges.  "Since  I've 
coached  here,  I've  seen  guys  like 
Rich  Gannon  and  Mike  Buck,  and 
those  guys  have  played  in  the 
NFL. 

"He's  got  a  strong  arm  and 
great  awareness.  He's  as  good  as 
we  have  ever  faced." 

Stepping  up  for  the  Tribe  at  OB 
is  Matt  Byrne.  The  junior  field 
general,  in  his  first  collegiate  start, 
threw  for  251  yards  in  last  week- 
end's game  against  Northeastern. 
Needless  to  say.  the  passing  game 
is  not  salvaged. 

Although  the  Knight-attack 
may  not  be  apparent,  Hodges 


realizes  the  passing  ability  of 
Byrne. 

"(Malt's]  a  great  player,  too," 
said  Hodges.  "His  play  is  similar 
to  (Knight's[  game." 

Not  to  be  forgotten  is  the  Tribe 
backfield.  led  by  Troy  Keen.  The 
junior  back  has  amassed  709  yards 
on  the  ground  in  six  games,  and 
his  1 18.2  yards  per  game  is  second 
only  to  Massachusetts' 
All-America  candidate  Rene 
Ingoglia. 

The  Massachusetts  defense  will 
pose  a  strong  front  10  the  William 
and  Mary  offense.  Despite  the 
tough  loss  to  New  Hampshire,  the 
defense  shined  once  again,  hold- 
ing the  Wildcats  to  under  200 
yards  of  offense  for  the  second 
time  this  season,  including  only 
54  yards  in  the  air.  The 
Minutemen  are  currently  ranked 
fifth  in  Division  l-AA  in  total 
defense,  according  to  the  Oct.  9 
ratings. 

"(Massachusetts]  has  a  tremen- 
dous defense,"  said  Laycock. 
"They  are  very  sound." 

As  for  the  Massachusetts 
offense,  the  backfield  continues  to 
carry  the  load.  The  Minutemen 
backs  own  the  fourth  best  running 
attack  in  the  nation,  averaging 
276.6  yards  per  game  in  the  five 
games  this  season. 

Ingoglia  rushed  for  72  yards 
against  New  Hampshire,  and  is 
now  second  in  Division  l-AA  in 
rushing.  With  the  837  yards  on 
122  carries  so  far  this  season,  the 
junior  standout  has  moved  to 
second  place  on  the  all-time 
rushing  yardage  list  (2.778 
yards],  1081  yards  behind 
record-holder  Garry  Pearson 
[3.859].  Ingoglia  is  also  second 
in  the  Massachusetts  career 
touchdown  list  with  26.  just  nine 
behind  Pearson. 

For  Hodges  and  the 
Minutemen,  this  game  is  impor- 
tant for  Division  l-AA  playoff 
reasons.  Two  straight  losses  in  the 
conference  would  hurt  the 
Minutemen,  as  was  evident  in 

Turn  to  FOOTBALL,  page  8 


Women's  soccer  ready  to  face  George  Washington" 


By  Mike  Reiss 

Collegian  Staff 


From  fighting  for  the  pride  of  the  Northeast  region 
against  Hartford  on  Wednesday,  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  women's  soccer  team  now  sets  its  sight  on 
Atlantic  10- Conference  play. 

Tomorrow,  the  team  will  fly  out  to  George  Washington 
University  in  the  morning  to  face  the  Colonials  in  an  all- 
important  conference  matchup  (4  p.m.).  Both  teams  are 
5-Oin  the  A-IO. 

"They'll  be  one  of  the  better  teams  we've  faced."  said 
Massachusetts  head  coach  iim  Rudy.  "They've  improved 
by  about  four,  five  starters  from  last  season." 

As  of  Wednesday.  Rudy  was  still  in  search  of  a  practice 
field  for  his  team  to  prepare  for  the  match.  While  the  nor 
mal  practice  field  at  Lower  Boyden  is  available.  Rudy  has 
scanned  the  area  for  a  playing  surface  like  the  one  at  GW 

"I'm  looking  for  a  terrible  field."  he  said  "The  field 
we're  going  to  be  playing  on  is  just  terrible." 

The  Colonials  are  anything  but  terrible.  They  enter  the 
match  with  a  No.  18  national  ranking,  while 
Massachusetts  checks  in  at  No.  7.  At  8-4-0.  what  make^ 
GW  such  a  threat  is  the  high-level  of  competition  it  hav 
played. 

This  past  weekend,  the  team  participated  in  a 
four-team  tournament  at  Duke,  going  up  against  No.  I 
North  Carolina  and  Duke  Although  it  came  away  with 
two  2-0  losses.  GW  has  undoubtedly  learned  what  it 
lakes  to  compete  at  a  national  level  of  play. 

"It  helps  that  wc  know  what  it  takes  to  play  with  the 
great  teams."  said  GW  assistant  Caria  DeSaniis.  a  I98K 
UMass  graduate  "And  UMass  is  another  great  team.  You 
have  to  have  respect  for  a  team  that  advanced  to  the  Final 
Four  lasi  seastin." 

And  in  turn.  Massachusetts  has  a  great  deal  of  respect 
for  the  Colonials.  It's  hard  not  to  with  a  player  like 
Chemar  Smith  leading  the  way.  Smith  has  amassed  a 
whopping  47  shots  on  goal,  while  scoring  eight  goals  in 
the  process.  Her  18  points  double  GW's  next  scorer, 
and  what's  even  more  scary  is  that  she's  only  a  fresh 
man. 

For  Massachusetts,  the  focus  is  on  bouncing  back  and 
finding  a  groove  Another  key  will  be  health,  as  sophiv 
nuirc  defender  Erin  I  ynch  had  a  colossal  bag  of  ice  ace 


bandaged  lo  her  right  thigh  after  the  Hartford  match.  The 
injury  didn't  appear  to  be  game-threatening. 

Lynch,  who  was  named  to  Soccer  America's  Women's 
Team  of  the  Week,  has  been  one  of  the  Minutewomen's 
most  consistent  performers  throughout  the  season. 
Offensively.  Rebecca  Myers.  Nicole  Roberts  and  Rachel 
LeDuc  are  Massachusetts  top  point  scorers. 

Consistency  and  depth  is  what  GW  thrives  on.  Kristin 
Davidson  (3  goals.  5  assists)  and  Kristin  Robertson  (2 
goals.  4  assists)  are  also  scoring  threats,  while  goalkeeper 


Traci  Jensen  has  been  rock-solid  in  goal.  |ensen  has  post- 
ed a  7-3  mark  between  the  pipes  and  boasts  an  impressive 
0.72  GAA.  Altogether,  it's  safe  to  say  to  say  that  the 
Colonials  are  a  team  on  the  rise. 

'For  us.  this  is  the  first  year  we've  been  in  the  Top  20." 
said  DeSantis.  'It  would  be  nice  for  us  to  stay  there,  and 
maybe  even  make  it  to  the  NCAA  Tournament. 

"UMass  is  coming  to  play  us  then  leaving.  That  shows 
us  a  lot  of  respect  and  we  show  them  respect.  They're  a 
top-  class  club." 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  women's  soccer  team  will  travel  to  Washington,  DC.  to  take  on  George 
Washington  Saturday  afternoon. 


Water  pob  looks  to  grab  top  seed  in  Eastern  Championships 


By  Jonna  Konsonan 

Collegian  Staff 


Turn  to  WILD  HOCKtV  po^  fi 


This  weekend,  the  Univcrsiiy  of  Massachui^lls  men's 
water  polo  team  will  be  hosting  the  third  and  final  leg  of 
the  Eastern  Water  Polo  Association  Varsity  North 
Division  Tournament  in  its  home  pool  at  Amherst 
College. 

With  a  sweep  of  the  prior  two  tournamenls.  the 
Minutemen  will  kK)k  to  establish  the  top  seeding  for  next 
month's  Eastern  Championships  held  at  Harvard 
University  the  weekend  of  November  5-*. 

The  round-robin  format  of  this  tri-meci  setup  is  orga- 
nized to  shape  Ihc  competition  for  the  Easicrns.  which 
then  leads  to  a  posl-season  NCAA  berth 

Riding  a  eighteen  game-winning  streak,  second 
longest  in  UMass  water  f>olo  history,  as  well  as  a  No  1 1 
ranking  in  this  week's  NCAA  Collegiate  Water  Pulo  Poll, 
Ihc  men's  team  hopes  lo  continue  their  good  fortune. 
Since  the  Minutcmen's  three  game  losing  streak  «l  the 
beginning  o(  the  season,  it  has  been  nothing  but  victo- 
ries. 

So  far.  it  has  been  ,1  chsv  ride  for  llMass  in  North 
Division  play    At  the  lirvi  1  WPA  Tournament  held  al 


Brown  Univcrsiiy  last  Sept.  17  in  Providence.  Rl.  UMass 
ouiscored  Queens  College  and  lona  University  by  a  whop- 
ping marginof  45   12 

In  the  second  tournament  held  ai  the  beginning  of  this 
month,  at  Fordham  University  in  Bronx.  N.Y..  the 
Minutemen  also  blew  U.S.  Merchant  Marine  Academy. 
Saint  Francis,  and  Fordham  out  of  the  pool  with  another 
offensive  outburst  of  sixty-nine  tallies. 

What  becomes  apparent,  though,  is  the  fact  thai  these 
teams  were  not  exactly  the  best  competition  for  a  program 
that  has  plavcd  and  beaten  Top  20  favorites  like  Air  Force 
18-7].  Villanova  (14-5)  and  Bucknell  (15-7).  Also,  a 
stark  realisation  has  become  evident  to  Coach  Russ 
Yarworth  the  past  few  weeks. 

The  lack  of  concentration. 

It  then  leads  to  easy  scoring  opportunities  for  their 
opponents.  Last  weekend  al  the  Villanova  Invitational. 
UMass  let  No.  16  Princeton  and  mediocre  Queens 
College  back  in  their  respective  games  with  late  game 
defensive  letdowns.  To  Coach  Yarworth,  one  hand 
shakes  the  other. 

"Beside  defense  is  intensity.  We  have  lo  play  intense 
every  minuie  If  wc  want  to  hie  one  of  the  better  teams  in 
(he  eountry.  we  have  got  to  do  that.  Not  only  in  games. 


but  every  single  practice,  and  that  is  what  I  am  on  them 
about."  Yarworih  said. 

"You  got  to  make  a  team  that  you're  playing  not  want 
lo  play.  You  want  to  make  them  want  to  get  up,  get  in  the 
locker  room,  and  go  home." 

To  the  team  this  concept  has  neither  gone  unnoticed 
nor  unheard. 

"That's  what  we  have  to  go  by,  intensity.  The  coach 
stresses  that.  The  way  you  practice  is  the  way  you  play," 
said  senior  co-captain  Adolfo  Oliete.  "Which  is  true.  If 
you  do  something  right  in  practice,  you  got  to  do  ii  right 
in  the  game.  He  empha.sizes  intensity,  that  is  the  key  buzz 
word." 

This  weekends  matches  at  the  Amherst  College  pool 
will  be  the  last  homestand  for  UMass.  From  this  point,  the 
Minutemen  travel  across  the  countrv  to  Claremont.  CA 
with  a  match  against  No  10  Air  Force  on  Oct.  21.  and 
then  compete  in  the  Baldyview  Toumamcnt  on  Oct  22 
and  Oct.  23. 

The  limes  for  Saturday's  matches  are  1 1.30  a.m.  against 
Harvard  University,  and  5  p.m.  against  Massachusetts 
Institute  of  Technology 

Sunday's  matches  begin  with  the  Boston  College  F.agles 
at  lOa.m,  and  Brown  University  at  1:30  p.m. 


Trax  On  Trox  Off 
not  keen  on  Ween 

The  newest  release  from  wacky  pop- 
sters Ween  as  well  as  oiany  more  new 
releases  are  critiqued  in  this  week's 
album  reviews.  (Arts  fii  Living,  page  5) 


Martin  Jones 
changes  tune 

Former  UMass  student,  Martin 
lones  changes  his  position  on  the 
UMass  mascot,  the  Minuteman  (Story 
on  page  3). 


Minutemen  upset 
No.  7  William  &  Mary 

Corr>erback  Tony  Williams  (pictured) 
and  the  UMass  football  team  defeated 
William  &  Mary  2  J- 14.  See  related  sto- 
ries on  page  10. 


Extended  Forecast 

Sunny  and  mild  today  with  light  winds, 
highs  between  55-  60.  Tonight  mostly 
clear,  low  near  30.  Tuesday  sunny  with 
high  clouds,  high  near  60.  Increasing 
clouds  Wednesday,  high  53. 


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The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  24 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •  Founded  in  1890  •   Daily  Since  1967 


Monday,  October  17,  1994 


Aristide  supporters  murder  two 


By  Anita  Snow 

Associated  Press 


PORT-AU-PRINCE.  Haiti— A  day 
after  President  (ean-Bertrand 
Aristide  came  home  in  triumph,  vio- 
lence Sunday  marred  his  message  of 
reconciliation  and  illustrated  the 
challenge  of  putting  Haiti's  tragic 
past  behind. 

Two  people  were  killed  in  the  vio- 
lence that  began  when  two  dozen  vig- 
ilantes wielding  machetes,  clubs  and 
rocks  went  from  house  to  house  in  a 
Port-au-Prince  slum,  looking  for 
members  of  a  paramilitary  group 
known  to  have  killed  and  brutalized 
Aristide  supporters. 

Led  by  a  man  with  "Lavalas" 
shaved  into  his  head,  the  name  of 
Aristide's  popular  movement,  the 
vigilantes  found  a  member  of  the 
Front  for  the  Advancement  and 
Progress  of  Haiti  (FRAPH).  Lorreuis 
Francois,  and  bloodied  his  wife's 
face  as  she  told  them  to  leave  her 
husband  alone.  A  neighbor  persuad- 
ed them  to  leave,  but  less  than  two 
hours  later,  witnesses  said.  Francois 
came  outside  and  angrily  whacked  a 
machete  into  the  first  person  he  saw. 


a  pull-cart  driver  named  lean,  killing 
him.  Witnesses  said  the  vigilantes 
came  back,  found  Francois  in  his 
house  and  killed  him  with  a  single 
machete  blow.  They  brought  a 
Haitian  army  helmet  and  a  uniform 
out  into  the  street  and  set  them 
ablaze.  Standing  in  the  street,  peo- 
ple watched  the  flames  in  silence. 
The  rampage  Sunday  afternoon 
came  less  than  24  hours  after 
Aristide  preached  peace  and  recon- 
ciliation to  the  Haitian  people  in  a 
victorious  speech  at  the  National 
Palace. 

On  Sunday,  a  crowd  of  hundreds 
waited  while  Aristide  met  with  Maj. 
Gen.  lean-Claude  Duperval,  then 
yelled  and  pounded  on  the  interim 
army  chief's  car  when  he  left. 
Duperval  said  he  and  Aristide  dis- 
cussed reducing  the  size  of  the 
army. 

Aristide's  government  already  was 
moving  tu  identify  human  rights  vio- 
lators among  Haiti's  military  so  they 
could  disarm  and  Tire  them,  sources 
close  to  the  government  said 
Sunday. 

"That  first  process  ...  is  supposed 
to  be  happening  now,"  Mike  Levy,  an 


American  aide  to  the  Aristide  govern- 
ment, told  The  Associated  Press  on 
Sunday. 

He  said  special  attention  would  be 
paid  to  the  anti-gang  units,  which 
arrested  and  tortured  Aristide  sup- 
porters during  the  military  regime 
that  ended  this  month  with  the 
departure  of  the  men  who  orchestrat- 
ed the  1991  coup. 

Aristide  plans  to  trim  the  7,450- 
member  army  to  1,500.  Some  of 
those  identified  for  retirement  will  be 
assigned  to  U.S. -funded  retraining  or 
re-education  programs. 

But  the  large  number  of  Haitian 
soldiers  abandoning  their  posts  in 
recent  days  makes  the  number  uncer- 
tain. 

"There  may  not  even  be  1,500 
people  in  the  army  right  now,"  Levy 
said.  Army  officers  accompanied 
coup  leaders  Raoul  Cedras  and 
Michel  Francois  into  exile,  and 
whole  contingents  in  the  Cap-Haitien 
and  Les  Cayes  areas  have  disap- 
f)eared. 

Parts  of  the  military,  particularly 
several  notorious  police  divisions, 
will  be  eliminated.  The  rural  sheriffs 
whose  feudal  rule  was  restored  after 


Surgeon  General  set 
to  speak  at  Smith 


COUHrlSV  Of  ASSOCMTfO  niE^s 

jean-Bertrand  Aristide 

Aristide's  ouster  were  outlawed  upon 
his  return. 

Still,  fear  of  pro-army  militia 
remains  high  in  this  country,  long 
cursed  by  tyranny  and  violence.  Many 
were  surprised  that  only  some  10,000 
people  ■  instead  of  hundreds  of  thou- 
sands ■  showed  up  for  Aristide's 
homecoming  speech  on  Saturday. 


Anti-Semitism  the  subject  of  Hillel  workshop 


ByJocobW.  Mkhoels 

Colicgion  Sloff 


It  was  a  "recognition  of  the  kind  of  commitment 
that  the  school  has  in  dealing  constructively,  sensi- 
tively and  firmly  with  the  issue  of  anti-Semitism." 
according  to  keynote  speaker  Leonard  Zakim,  that 
we  were  there  on  the  gorgeous  autumn  day  in 
mid-October. 

"There"  was  the  Hillel  House,  where  a  workshop 
on  Confronting  Anti-Semitism  on  the  College 
Campus  took  place  yesterday  from  I  p.m.  to  4  p.m. 

Rabbi  Saul  Perlmutter  of  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  Hillel.  began  by  speaking  on  why 
the  conference  had  been  organized.  Perlmutter 
spoke  to  a  crowd  of  80  people  of  the  "three  Ps" 


KSSKA  TAVIMM  /  COIIJCMN 

Leonard  Zakinn 


that  had  caused  the  conference.  The  first  P  was 
Problems  on  campus,  then  Pix)gress  that  had  been 
made,  and  lastly,  new  Possibilities  for  the  future. 

Perimutter  spoke  of  the  problems  in  the  past,  cit- 
ing a  survey  done  by  the  University  in  October  of 
1991.  that  said  four  out  of  five  |ewish  students  had 
experienced  some  anti-  Semitic  harassment  while 
at  UMass.  He  went  on  to  list  problems  with  teach- 
ers, anonymous  graffiti,  students  being  threatened, 
and  anti-Semitic  speakers  who  come  to  campus, 
as  examples  of  harassment.  He  also  mentioned 
problems  that  lewish  faculty  and  staff  have  with 
anti-Semitism. 

Perlmutter  went  on  to  talk  about  the  progress 
that  has  been  made,  saying  student  leadership  has 
brought  around  many  of  the  changes,  and  that 
anti-Semitism  is  no  longer  seen  as  a  problem  of 
jusi  the  lewish  Community. 

Perlmutter  then  went  on  to  talk  about  the  possi- 
bilities for  the  future,  saying  "anti-Semitism  has 
not  disappeared  on  this  campus*  Perlmutter  said 
the  reason  wc  were  here  today  was  "to  think  aboui 
and  dream  together  about  what  else  could  be  hap 
pening  on  this  campus." 

Combatting  anii-Scniilisni 

Zakirh,  the  Assistant  National  Community 
Service  Director  for  Special  Projects  and  the  New 
England  Regional  Director  of  the  Anti-Defamation 
League,  spoke  on  more  specific  ways  to  fighi 
anti-Semitism. 

Zakim  began  by  saying  anti-Semitism  is  a  1000 
year  old  disease,  and  that  it  can  not  be  dealt  with 
alone.  But  eventually,  he  said,  "if  you  keep  plug- 
ging away,  change  will  occur." 

Zakim  went  on  to  say.  "Let  no  one  distort  the 
first  amendment  when  it  comes  to  this  issue.  . 
Some  people  say  if  you  criticize  someone  for 
speaking  you're  trying  to  censor  them.  Well,  for 
those  of  you  who  understand  the  meaning  of  the 
word,  there's  a  difference  between  censure  and 
censor."  Zakim  added  we  have  a  right  to  raise  our 
voices  and  say  wc  don  not  like  what  they're  iiaying. 

He  said  there  was  a  need  to  correct  negative 

Turn  to  ANTI-SEMITISM,  poge  3 


Workshop  speakers 
look  for  unification 
among  ethnic  groups 

By  Hanry  Brier 

Collegion  Staff 

loshua  Walker,  a  lewish  undeclared  freshman, 
attended  Hillel  House's  discussion  session  entitled 
"Building  Coalitions"  because  be  wanted  to  be  con 
structive. 

"My  roommate  is  Black,  and  we  discuss  our  rela 
lions."  he  said. 

This  discussion  session  was  a  smaller  part  of 
Hillel's  "Confronting  Anti-Semitism"  workshop. 
which  took  place  on  Oct.  16 

This  discussion  was  led  by  Mr  Leonard 
Zakim.  who  was  also  the  workshop's  keynote 
speaker.  In  his  keynote  address.  Zakim  encour 
aged  lews  to  "speak  out  intelligently"  in  efforts 
to  elicit  "rational  debate,  based  on  facts,  fairness 
and  decency." 

During  the  discussion  after  the  address,  atten- 
dants had  the  chance  to  speak  of  their  ideas  on  how 
to  unify  the  sentiments  of  different  organizations 
on  campus. 

The  discussion  was  a  vital  opporiuniiy  for  inter 
action,  and  to  understand,  from  each  other,  what 
Ideas  would  and  would  not  work. 

Emily  Gold,  a  (unior  history  and  journalism  dou 
ble-major.  spoke  of  her  experience  on  the 
Black/jewish  Relations  Commillee. 

"I  joined  because  I  was  upset  and  surprised  at 
the  ethnic  separation."  she  said,  citing  the  residence 
halls,  the  dining  commons  and  the  parlies  she 
attended. 

Gold  went  on  to  discuss  the  formation  of  coali- 
tions which  naturally  resulted  after  building  friend- 
ships. 

Dclphinc  Ouarlcs.  an  Afncan  American  employ- 


By  Jessko  Tavvma 

Collegion  Staff 


U.S.  Surgeon  General  joycelyn 
Elders  will  speak  on  her  percep- 
tions of  our  nation's  health  care 
system  and  goals  in  upgrading 
health  education  this  afternoon  at 
Smith  College. 

Elders,  the  first  woman  and  sec- 
ond African-American  to  hold  her 
position,  will  give  her  lecture  on 
"Women's  Health  in  the  Era  of 
Health  Cure  Reform."  the  Smith 
College  Press  Office  said. 

She  was  sworn  in  September 
8.  1995  and  has,  since  then, 
helped  to  bring  national  atten- 
tion to  health  care  and  educa- 
tion. She  is  known  for  touching 
on  sensitive  topics,  such  as  drugs 
and  sex  education,  the  press 
office  said. 

She  advocates  distribution  of 
condoms  to  adolescents  and 
studying  the  pros  and  cons  of  drug 
legalization,  the  press  ulficc  said. 
Elders  has  written  more  than  150 
articles  for  medical  research  publi 
cations. 

"I  want  to  change  the  way  we 
think  about  health  by  putting  pre 
vention  first.  I  want  to  change  the 
behaviors  and  attitudes  of 
Americans  by  promoting  pro 
grams  and  policies  which  will 
enable  each  of  us  to  be  rcsponsi 


ble  for  our  own  health.  I  want  to 
be  the  voice  and  the  vision  of  the 
poor  and  the  powerless.  And  I 
would  like  to  make  every  child 
born  in  America  a  planned  and 
wanted  child,"  Elders  said  at  her 
Senate  confirmation  hearings. 

Elders,  the  oldest  of  eight  chil- 
dren, is  a  native  of  Schaal, 
Arkansas. 

At  1 5  she  received  a  shcolarship 
to  attend  Philander  Smith  College, 
and  at  18  she  entered  the  U.S. 
army. 

In  1987.  then-Governor  Bill 
Clinton  named  Elders  director  of 
the  Arkansas  Department  of 
Health.  During  her  time  in  office 
she  worked  at  increasing  early  and 
regular  prenatal  care,  widened  the 
expanse  of  HIV  testing  and  coun- 
seling services  throughout  the 
slate,  and  did  the  same  for  breast 
cancer  screenings  and  in-home 
services  for  terminally  ill  patients, 
the  press  office  said. 

Early  childhood  screenings  in 
Arkansas  increased  from  more 
Ihun  4000  in  1988  to  45,000  in 
1992  while  she  was  in  office,  and 
the  immunization  rate  for 
two-year-olds  increased  from  34 
percent  in  1989  to  bO  percent  in 
1992,  the  press  office  said. 

Her  speech  will  be  held  at  4 
p  III.  in  lohn  M.  Greene  Hall  at 
Smith  College. 


Amherst  business  granted 
variance  on  smoking  ban 


By  Ban  Geman 

Collegion  Staff 


Turn  to  KACTIONS  p<3ge  ? 


The  Amherst  Health  Department 
agreed  Thursday  to  grant  a  partial 
exemption  to  its  ban  on  smoking  in 
Amherst  work  places  by  giving  the 
manager  of  Iht  downtown  resiaurani 
and  fwr  peniiission  lo  alkiw  smoking  in 
his  eslabtishnicnl  during  certain  hours. 

The  department  voted  unanimously 
at  its  Thursday  night  meeting  to  grant 
a  variance  to  the  ban  to  ferry  lolly, 
tnatuiger  of  The  Pub. 

lolly  was  given  permission  by  the 
department  to  allow  smoking  in  The 
Pub  between  10  p.m.  and  I  a.m.,  if 
he  agrees  to  install  an  air  filtration 
system  and  pay  for  periodic  testing  of 
the  building's  daytime  air  quality. 

lolly  said  after  the  meeting  that 
he's  unsure  if  he  will  use  the  vari 
ance.  citing  the  costs  of  installing  the 
equipment  and  paying  for  the  testing. 

"My  feeling  is  that  if  lerry  (lolly | 
wants  lo  go  ahead  and  do  this,  than  I 
would  be  willing  lo  figure  out  some 
constraints  and  let  him  try  and  get 
this  to  work."  said  Amherst  Health 
Department  Co-Chair  Samuel 
Gladstone. 

lolly  estimates  smoking  should  be 


allowixj  in  The  Pub  between  10  p.m. 
and  I  a.m.  on  approximately 
fK-cember  I  if  he  decides  to  install 
the  filters  and  f»ay  for  the  testing. 

"I  don'l  kixjw  if  I'm  going  lo  do  it." 
said  k>lly  following  Thursday's  meeting. 
"But  it's  nice  to  know  tht7  put  some- 
thing on  the  table  we  can  look  at." 

The  conditions  of  the  variance 
require  air  testing  one  month  after 
the  fillers  arc  installed  and  every 
three  nRinlhs  thereafter  until  a  smok- 
ing ban  goes  into  effect  in  Amherst 
bars  on  |uly  I 

The  health  depanmeni  ban.  institut- 
ed on  September  I,  includes  restau- 
rants but  not  hers  Bars  are  defined  by 
the  department  as  establishmenit 
earning  iTK>re  than  bO  percent  of  their 
revenue  from  akohi>l  sales. 

While  The  Pub  falls  under  the  cate- 
gory of  resiaurani.  K)lly  lokJ  the  heahh 
department  in  late  September  that  The 
Pub  stops  serving  food  at  9:30  p.m. 
and  thereafter  becomes  a  bar 

M'y  said  he  estimates  the  cost  of  the 
air  filters  al  S3000  and  the  uist  of  each 
lest  to  r\in  between  $  1 500  and  $2000. 

The  testing  of  the  air  will  occur  dur- 
ing The  Pub's  opening  hours  lo  ensure 

turn  tr>  PU|  fxige  ? 


Professors  nominated  for  awards 

Tate  and  Wideman  among  finalists  for  National  Book  Awards 


By  John  Williams  Jr. 

Collegion  Correspondent 


Two  University  of  Massachusetts  professors  and  distin- 
guished authors  were  recently  selected  as  finalists  in  the 
1994  National  Book  Awards  for  fiction,  nonfiction  and 
poetry. 

Pulitzer  Prize  winner  lames  Tate  and  prize-winning 
author  |ohn  Edgar  Wideman  are  finalists  among  740 
other  nominees. 

Both  men.  who  teach  creative  writing  in  the  master  of 
fine  arts  program  at  UMass.  were  chosen  among  740 
other  nominated  authors  for  works  written  within  tl«e  past 
year. 

"I'm  honored."  Tate  said.  "It's  wonderful  when  your 
peers  recognize  your  work  in  a  special  way." 

The  winners  will  be  aniK)unced  Nov.  16  at  the  44th 
National  Book  Awards  ceremony  to  be  held  at  the  Plaza 
Hotel  in  New  York  City. 

Each  winner  will  receive  $10,000  and  a  bronze  com- 
memorative sculpture  commissioned  especially  for  the 
occasion. 

"Something  like  this  can  be  great  for  the  students  as 
well  as  the  nominees,"  Tate  said.  "Hopefully  things  like 
this  will  attract  the  best  possible  writing  students  to  the 
University." 

Both  of  UMass'  nominees  have  distinguished  histories, 
claiming  numerous  prizes  and  awards. 

Dtolinfuishcd  Histories 

lames  Tate  has  been  a  UMass  faculty  member  since 
1971.  His  work  Worshipful  Company  of  Fletchers  (Ecco 
Press)  was  nominated  in  the  poetry  category. 

Tate's  previous  work  Selected  Poems  (Wesleyan 
University  Press.  1991)  won  both  the  Pulitzer  Prize  and 
the  William  Carlos  Williams  Award. 


In  1989,  he  was  named  a  Distinguished  University 
Professor  by  the  UMass  Board  of  Trustees  for  achieve- 
ments in  his  fields. 

Previously.  Tate  had  published  10  collections  c^  poems. 
His  first.  The  Lou  Pilot,  won  the  Yale  Series  Of  Younger 
Poets  Award. 

lohn  Edgar  Wideman  has  been  a  UMass  faculty  mem 
bcr  since  1986.  His  book.  Faiheralong  A  Medilalion  on 
Fathers.  Sons.  Race  and  Society,  was  nominated  in  the 
nonfiction  category  and  is  a  memoir  about  ancestry,  color, 
time  and  language. 

"The  book  is  about  family,  race  and  history.  It  was 
inspired  by  a  trip  I  tcxik  to  South  Carolina  with  my  dad." 
said  Wideman. 

Wideman  gave  the  graduation  address  at  last  year's 
commencement  ceremony. 

Wideman  previously  won  the  American  Rook  Award 
for  Fiction  for  his  1990  book.  Philadelphia  Fire  which 
also  won  a  PEN/Faulkner  Award. 

The  PEN/Faulkner  Award  was  also  given  for  his  work 
Sent  For  You  Yesterday. 

In  1991.  Wideman  won  the  Lannan  Literary  Fellowship 
for  fiction,  and  in  1993  he  was  awarded  a  'genius  grant" 
from  the  lohn  D.  and  Catherine  T.  MacArthur 
Foundation. 

Wideman  said  he  is  "very  pleased  and  proud*  to  be 
nominated. 

A  Booal  lo  the  Univenity't  Recofnition 

Professor  Stephen  Clingman.  the  chair  of  the  English 
Department,  said.  "The  department  is  delighted  and  very 
proud,  it  speaks  very  well  of  the  department. 

'These  professors  have  achieved  quite  an  hotter.  The 
University  should  be  advertising  this.  It  can  only  benefit 
the  University  and  its  students,"  Clingman  said. 

For  being  finalists,  the  two  will  receive  $  I OIX)  apiece 


Let  the  games  begin! 


>«!<  snooiAu '  cotiiOitN 

The  fTwn'j  basketball  team  heW  its  first  practice  during  the  Midnight  Madness  festivities  Friday  night. 
Here,  teammates  slap  five  prior  to  the  start  of  an  intrasquad  scrimmage. 


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Monday  Ticker 

Market  Closes  as  of  Spni  Friday, October  14,  1994 


Index 

Close 

Change 

Dow  Jones  Industrial  Average 
Standard  d  Poor's  500 
Nasdaq  Composite  Index 
AMSE  index 

3910.47 
469.10 
767.08 
458.50 

+20.52 
+1.33 
-0.81 
-0.07 

Markef  Reports 


Trade  report  fuels 
gains  in  crop  prices. 

CHICAGO  (AP)  —  Grain  and 
soybean  futures  prices  rose  mod- 
erately Friday  on  the  Ctiicago 
Board  of  Trade  as  the  export  sales 
picture  brightened. 

Wheat  futures  rebounded  from 
an  early  drop  below  t4  a  bushel  - 
a  two-week  low  -  on  signs  Russia 
and  Egypt  were  closer  to  buying 
U.S.  wheat. 

An  anticipated  Russian  purchase 
of  400,000  metric  tons  already 
has  been  factored  into  the  mar- 
ket, analysts  said.  Egypt  boosted 
Its  bid  for  450,000  metric  tons  of 
wheat  at  subsidised  prices  after 
the  Agriculture  Department 
rejected  an  earlier  Egyptian  bid  as 
too  low.  Corn  and  soybeans  rose 
on  news  from  the  USDA  of  strong 
export  sale  last  week.  Those  rallies 
may  be  short-lived,  though,  in 
light  of  forecasts  for  record  pro- 
duction of  those  crops,  said  |ohn 
Kleisl,  agricultural  research  direc- 
tor for  Quantum  Financial 
Services  Inc. 

Inflation  under  control, 
stocks  end  mixed. 

NEW  YORK  (AP)  —  Stocks  fin- 
ished mixed  Friday,  with  the  Dow 
Jones  industrials  in  solidly  positive 
territory  after  a  fresh  round  of 
economic  data  showed  inflation 
under  control. 

The  Dow  Jones  Industrial  aver- 
age rose  20.52  to  3,910.47,  up 
1 1  3.04  for  the  week  and  within 
shouting  distance  of  4,000.  But 
the  best  gains  were  concentrated 
in  blue  chip  issues.  Declining 
Issues  edged  out  advancers  by 
1,052  to  1,026  on  the  New  York 
Stock     Exchange,     with     779 


Compiled  by  Andrew  Ferguson 


unchanged.  Volume  was  light  at 
251.7  million  shares,  down  from 
269.55  million  on  Thursday. 

Broader  market  indexes  ended 
mixed.  The  NYSE's  composite 
index  rose  0.56  to  257.99.  The 
Standard  &  Poor's  500-stock 
Index  gained  1.33  to  469.10.  But 
the  Nasdaq  composite  index  fell 
0.81  to  767.08.  And  the 
American  Stock  Exchange's  mar- 
ket value  Index  slipped  0.07  to 
458.50. 

Dollar  slumps  against 
soaring  German  mark. 

NEW  YORK  (AP)  —  The  dollar 
slumped  broadly  Friday,  falling  to 
a  3-month  low  against  the  mark 
because  of  surging  demand  for 
Germany's  currency  ahead  of  the 
country's  weekend  elections. 
Confidence  that  German 
Chancellor  Helmut  Kohl's  center- 
right  coalition  will  win  Sunday's 
vote  sparked  a  broad  rally  in  the 
mark,  with  trading  between 
European  currencies  largely  dri- 
ving the  foreign  exchange  mar- 
ket, analysts  said. 

Gold  prices  rose.  On  New  York's 
Commodity  Exchange,  gold  for 
current  delivery  settled  at 
$387.60  per  troy  ounce,  up 
$1.50.  Republic  National  Bank 
quoted  gold  90  cents  higher,  at 
$387.40,  at  4  p.m.  EDT. 

The  dollar  began  sliding  on 
Asian  markets,  where  the  trading 
day  begins,  continuing  Its  down- 
ward trajectory  when  activity 
shifted  to  Europe  and  the  United 
States. 

"What  you  saw  today  was  peo- 
ple buying  marks  rather  than  sell- 
ing dollars,"  said  David  de  Rosa,  a 
director  at  Swiss  Bank  Corp.  in 
New  Yorit. 


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Monday,  Oct.  I'/ 

Meeting  —  First  meeting  for  the 
Turkish  Student  Association  in 
Campus  Center,  Room  801.  at  7  p.m. 
For  information,  call  546-0564. 

Volunteers  —  Help  hang  1 20  shirts 
representing  the  daily  U.S.  death  rate 
caused  by  advanced  breast  cancer. 
Hcrler  hall.  UMass,  4:30  p.m.  to 
5;30. 

Lecture  —  lews  are  Not  White: 
Blacks  and  lews  in  American  Life, 
Neilson  Library  Browsing  room, 
Smith  College,  4: 1 5  p.m. 

Talk  —  'Normal'  Sex:  The  Poetics 
of  Gender  and  Desire.  Dickinson 
House.  MHC,  free.  4:50  p.m. 

Film  —  Ivan  The  Terrible,  Part  II. 
202  Dwight  Hall.  MHC.  7:15  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Polities  of  Meaning:  A 
lewish  Perspective,  Converse 
Assembly  Room,  Amherst  College, 
free.  7:30  p.m. 


Lecture  —  Writing  as  Sacrament. 
Helen  Hills  Chapel.  Smith  College, 
7:30  p.m. 

Lecture  —  From  Mapu  to  Mendele: 
The  Growth  of  the  Hebrew  Novel. 
Wright  Hall  common  room.  Smith 
College,  free,  7:30  p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Tuesday,  Oct.  18 

Event  —  Honor  "Women's 
Answers  to  Breast  Cancer,'  outdoors 
west  of  Herter  Hall,  UMass,  4  p.m. 

Meeting  —  Lesbian  Bisexual  Cay 
Alliance.  Campus  Center  room  803, 
7  p.m.  to  8:30  p.m. 

Meeting  —  Prospective  new 
Exercise  Science  undergraduate 
majors,  5  p.m.  lo  6  p.m.,  Boyden 
room  249. 

Attention  —  Attendance  will  be 
taken  in  Psychology  217,  Cruelty  and 
Kindness:  The  Psychology  of  Good 
and  Evil. 

Evorn  —  Psychology  305  exam  will 


be  today  for  Professor  Harry 
Schumer,  Bartletl  65. 

Social  —  LBGA  Info-Social. 
Campus  Center  room  805.  7  p.m.  to 
8:50  p.m. 

film  _  Sol  at  the  Mall:  A  Scries 
of  Film  Experiences  You  Won't  Find 
Anywhere  Else.  Bartlett  Hall.  UMass, 
7  p.m. 

Muiu-  —  Faculty  Recital:  Ravel's 
World.  Bexanson  Recital  Hall. 
UMass,  8  p.m. 

Wednesday.  Oct.  19 

Meeting  —  Lesbian  Bisexual 
Woman's  Union,  LBGA  office.  41  5B 
Siudeni  Union,  7  p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Seminar  —  Dr.  Ron  Booker, 
"Regulation  of  postembryonic  neuro- 
genesis in  the  molh."  Morrill-South 
room  203,  4  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Richard  Ryan. 
Rayerweather  202-205,  Amherst 
College,  free,  4:15  p.m. 


Video  —  Mephisto,  Hooker 
Auditorium.  MHC,  7:30  p.m. 

Thursday,  Oct.  20 

Meeting  —  The  Grief  Survival 
Group,  a  support  group  for  those 
who  have  suffered  loss,.  Campus 
Center.  UMass,  7  p.m. 

Multi-Arts  —  Arts  Council, 
ARTeVENTives  at  the  maze,  UMass, 
Maze  is  located  at  the  Stadium  Stop 
of  the  PVTA  Campus  Shuttle. 

Meeting  —  Bisexual  Rap  Group, 
4th  floor  lounge,  Mary  Lyon  House, 
Northeast,  UMass,  7:30  p.m.  to  9 
p.m. 

Film  —  Fantastic  Cinema: 
Legends,  Myths,  Adventures, 
Herter  Hall  227,  UMass.  free,  7:J0 
p.m. 

Symposium  —  The  0.|.  Simpson 
Case:  A  Deconstruction  of  Legal  and 
Media  Issues,  Main  Lecture  Hall,  HC, 
7:30  p.m. 


Local  center  targets  violence  against  women 

The  Men's  Resource  Center  offers  three  programs  to  help  males  deal  with  emotions 


By  Tim  While 

Collegion  Staff 


Amherst  —  The  Men's  Resource  Center  (MRC) 
of  Western  Massachusetts  offers  programs  lo  battle 
violence  against  women  and  create  an  atmosphere 
for  men  to  release  their  feelings. 

Located  on  Main  Street,  the  MRC  has  been  sup- 
porting men  since  1982,  becoming  incorporated  as 
a  non-profit  organization  in  1988. 

'We  work  in  two  dimensions,"  said  Steven 
Botkin,  CO-  director  for  the  center.  "The  first  is 
supporting  men,  and  the  other  is  confronting  vio- 
lence." 

Men  Overcoming  Violence 

The  MRC  offers  three  main  programs.  The  first 
is  the  Men  Overcoming  Violence  Program 
(MOVE),  a  Department  of  Public  Health  Certified 
batterer  intervention  program. 

"We  work  with  men  who  have  been  violent  or 
abusive."  said  Botkin.  "The  abuse  can  sometimes 
be  emotional  or  verbal  more  than  physical." 

Botkin  said  that  men  either  come  on  their  own, 
or  they  are  mandated  by  the  Hampshire  County 
District  Court  in  Northampton.  The  majority  of 
men  come  by  court  order. 

The  $750  program  meets  once  a  week  for  24 
weeks.  There  is  also  a  follow  up  program  for  men 
who  have  completed  the  program. 

Overcoming  a  Lack  of  Funding 

The  financial  problem  arises  for  MOVE  because 
some  people  claim  it  is  so  expensive,  according  to 


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Botkin  who  said  the  stale  docs  not  provide  any 
funding  for  the  program,  even  though  the  program 
is  often  court  mandated. 

"It's  one  of  the  biggest  problems  we  face."  said 
Botkin.  "A  lot  of  the  people  who  come  through  the 
courts  are  people  who  are  in  financial  need,  and 
can't  afford  the  program." 

Acting  Chief  Probation  Officer  Eugene  Shechan 
of  the  Hampshire  County  Di>irict  Court  said  he 
could  not  give  any  explanation  as  to  why  the  state 
does  not  fund  MOVE. 

"The  stale  provides  funding  for  drinking  and  dri- 
ving programs  —  if  you  can't  pay  for  it.  the  stale 
helps  out,"  said  Sheehan.  "There  is  no  such  help 
for  this  program  and  there  should  be." 

Education  at  the  High  School  Level 

The  second  program  offered  by  the  MRC  is  the 
High  School  Education  Project.  Botkin  said  the 
program  works  in  two  sections  —  training  for  men 
and  workshops  for  local  high  schools. 

"The  training  is  for  men  who  arc  interested  in 
giving  and  leading  workshops,"  Botkin  said. 

The  workshops  are  given  at  high  schools  across 
western  Massachusetts  and  focus  on  respect  in 
relationships. 

"There  are  a  lot  of  men  who  would  love  to  both 
develop  their  skills  as  a  leader,  and  make  a  contri- 
bution in  some  way,"  said  Bo'.kln.  "They  have 
strong  feelings  about  sexism  and  violence  against 
women." 

Men's  Group  Meetings 

The  third  MRC  program  is  the  Men's  Group 


Project  (MGP),  a  free,  drop-in  men's  group  which 
meets  every  Sunday  night. 

Max  Rivers,  coordinator  of  the  project  says  that 
the  MGP  is  a  multi-faceted  program  designed  to 
show  men  how  to  teach  men's  groups,  learn  what  a 
men's  group  is,  and  make  available  a  regular  men's 
group. 

"A  group  of  men  are  always  in  competition  with 
each  other."  said  Rivers.  "The  difference  with  a 
men's  group  is  we  switch  it  around.  If  you  show 
me  who  you  are,  I  will  show  respwct  and  do  the 
same." 

River's  said  he  encourages  men  to  use  the  MGP 
as  a  stepping  stone  to  create  their  own  group, 
either  to  get  members,  or  learn  how  to  operate  a 
men's  group. 

"Our  belief  is  a  closed  men's  group  can  go  deep- 
er than  an  open  one,"  River's  said. 

According  to  Botkin.  the  MRC  offers  other  small 
projects  besides  the  three  main  programs. 

"Twice  a  year  we  go  on  weekend  retreats,  and 
we  have  a  fatherhood  project  that  offers  an  educa- 
tional resource  for  fathers,"  Botkin  said. 

Rape  Workshops 

They  also  offer  workshops  at  schools  that  deal 
with  rape. 

"It's  intense,"  said  Botkin.  "Because  of  this 
workshop  some  men  realize  that  they've  raped, 
and  some  women  will  realize  they've  been 
raf>ed." 

The  MRC  will  be  holding  a  fall  membership 
meeting  at  the  Bangs  Community  Center  at  7:30 
p.m. 


By  Laura  Schmidt 

Collegian  CorresponcJent 

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,.  HOLYQKE  —  People  at  a  recent  auction  did  more  than 
bid  for  good."-  —  tbc7  were  helping  area  women  in  need. 

The  Womanshelters  Companera!>,  a  support  organiza- 
tion for  abused  women,  held  its  fourth  annual  benefit  auc- 
tion last  week  at  the  Wharehouse  in  Holyoke  lo  raise 
funds  for  its  various  support  programs. 

"The  act  of  giving  can  be  done  in  a  number  of  ways," 
said  auctioneer  David  Mendel.  "The  truest  act  is  when 
you  can  give  as  much  as  you  can  give." 

The  Womanshelier  is  an  organization  in  Holyoke  which 
focuses  on  reducing  and  preventing  violence  against 
women.  The  organization  seeks  to  help  women  through 
support  and  educational  resources  such  as  an  emergency 
shelter,  a  24-  hour  hotline,  counseling,  support  groups 
and  legal  advocacy. 

The  shelter  also  offers  services  for  teen  violence  and 
awareness. 

Cheryl  Criscio.  executive  director  for  the 
Womanshelier.  said  180  local  area  businesses  donated 
their  services  for  the  'action  auction."  the  largest  fund 


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the  filtration  system  removes  most  of  the  nicotine  and 
particulates  released  into  The  Pub's  air  by  smoking 
customers  at  night. 

The  health  dcpwrtmcni  wants  to  ensure  lo  the  air 
quality  will  be  similar  lo  that  of  other  non-smoking 
establishments  when  The  Pub  opens  as  a  restaurant 
in  ihc  morning. 

lolly  said  at  a  September  29  health  department 
meeting  that  the  ban  placed  him  at  a  "competitive 
dlNadvaniage"  compared  lo  other  bars  and  that  sales 
and  cuNiomcr  counts  were  down  from  earlier  years 
at  the  same  point  in  the  University  of  Ma.ssachuseits 
semester. 

The  health  department's  ban  on  smoking  in 
Amherst  work  places  is  part  of  an  effort  to  decrease 
smoking  in  the  area  and  shield  non-smokers  from 
adverse  health  effects  linked  to  indirectly  inhaled  or 
"second-hand"  tobacco  smoke. 

Tobacco  smoke  has  been  linked  to  lung  cancer, 
heart  disease  and  ihc  inflammation  of  certain  respi- 
ratory problems. 


raiser  of  the  year  for  the  Womanshelier. 

Last  year,  Criscio  said  the  auction  raised  nearly  $8,000. 
Cri.scio  said  she  hoped  to  raise  around  $12,000. 

All  proceeds  go  directly  to  the  Womanshelier. 

Examples  of  donations  included  a  plane  ride  for  four 
adults  and  a  script  of  the  recent  movie  Speed,  starring 
Keanu  Reaves. 

Other  donations  included  various  precious  gem  stones. 
a  script  of  the  final  episode  of  "Family  Ties."  and  gift  cer- 
tificates to  Ml.  Tom  Ski  Area  in  Holyoke. 

University  of  Massachusetts  men's  football  and  basket- 
ball tickets  were  also  donated  by  the  UMass  Athletic 
Department. 

Criscio  said  the  community  of  Western  Massachusetts 
has  been  extremely  helpful.  "The  community  really  comes 
together  to  pull  this  auction  off."  she  said. 

Kate  Hamilton,  a  member  of  the  board  of  directors  of 
Mass  Cohililion  for  haltered  women  shelter  and  (ane  Doe 
Service  said  she  encourages  students  to  volunteer  at  the 
center  and  lo  use  It  as  a  resource. 

"It's  extremely  important  lo  recognize  the  early  preven- 
tion signs  especially  for  young  women  in  a  dating  and  col- 
lege environment,"  said  Hamilton. 

"No  one  deserves  lo  be  hit  or  hurt.  Domestic  violence  is 
a  prevalent  community  problem,"  Criscio  said. 

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Organization.  Advising  and  Programming  in  attendance 

at  the  discussion,  has  served  on  many  different  campus 

organizations  in  her  efforts  lo  diversify  the  community. 

Quarles  Is  also  a  graduate  of  the  Universiiy  of 

Massachusetts. 

"We  need  to  engage  in  more  intelligent  conversation 
about  race,"  she  said. 

Quarles  also  encouraged  listeners  to  "take  risks  in 
building  coalitions,"  and  the  best  time  is  "privately, 
one -on-one."  Here,  she  said,  friendship  and  appreciation 
has  ihe  chance  to  develop. 

Ken  Schoen,  a  lewish  professional  in  the  Pioneer 
Valley,  attended  the  workshop  and  discussion  due  to  his 
concerns  about  anti-Semitism.  Schoen  sells  books  orient- 
ed towards  ludalc  affairs  and  history  in  South  Dcerfield. 
and  he  spoke  of  constructive  student  tutorial  efforts 
between  Blacks  and  lews  in  New  York  which  he  was  a 
part  of  during  the  1960s. 

"We  built  coalitions  by  coming  together,"  he  said.  ' 


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Volunteer  Alexandra  Debarros,  an  undeclared  sophomore,  looks  down  as  organizer  Sunny  Miller  hands 
her  a  shirt  to  hang  as  part  of  Breast  Cancer  Awareness  Month.  The  clothesline  strung  outside  of  Herter  Hall 
represents  women  who  have  died  from  the  disease.  The  line  will  be  up  all  week  and  a  vigil  will  be  held  on 
Tuesday  at  4  p.m. 


PJRG  states  Puffers  Pond  is  not  polluted 


By  Kolttryn  Sitver 

Collegian  CorresporxJent 


Volunleers  working  with  the  Massachusetts  Public 
Interest  Research  Group,  a  student  group  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts,  determined  Puffer's  Pond 
was  not  polluted.  — — ^.^— ^^ 

The  group  held  a  streamwalk  this 
past  weekend  at  the  pond  in  North 
Amherst  to  survey  the  water  for  high 
levels  of  pollution. 

"Puffer's  Pond  was  not  polluted, 
but  the  clean  up  was  really  educa- 
tional in  showing  how  a  river  that 
was  not  polluted  might  be  by  near  by 
parking  lots,'  said  |ill  Roughnan,  a 
UMass  sophomore  and  a  member  of  _^_^^^__^_ 
MASSPIRG.  "Basically  the  clean  up 
helped  people  become  aware  of  water  pollution  and  nat- 
ural resources." 

Roughnan  said  she  was  pleased  with  the  number  of  vol- 
unteers. 

'"There  was  a  lot  of  support  from  students  from 
/%mhcrsi  OoUege.  Smith  College  and  UMass,"  she  said. 

•  Puffer's  Pond  is  a  recreational  area  which  offer*  fishing, 
swimming,  a  small  beach  on  two  sides  of  the  pond  as  well 
at  a  number  of  hiking  trails  in  the  area. 

"Students  swim  in  the  pond."  Roughnan  said.  "But 
there  arc  also  a  number  of  people  who  pollute  it.  This 
campaign  will  hopefully  help  people  sec  that  even  a  place 
like  Puffer's  Pond  can  be  polluted." 


"There  was  a  lot  of 

support  from  students 

from  Amherst  College, 

Smith  College  and 

UMass. " 

-Jill  Roughnan 


Peter  Westover,  director  of  conservation  in  Amherst 
said  the  pond  and  its  surrounding  area  are  well-main- 
tained in  the  summertime. 

"Care  takers  do  clean  the  pond,  but  the  season  ended 
Oct.  I."  said  Westover.  "Spring  is  when  cleaning  is  really 
needed,  but  if  they  | MASSPIRG)  are  willing  to  do  some 
^^^^^^^.^  work  lo  clean  up  the  pond  and  have 
the  resources  to  do  so,  that's  great." 

The  streamwalk  lasted  about  two 
hours  Saturday  afternoon  and  includ- 
ed lerry  Schoen  of  the  University 
Water  Research  Center  who  instruct- 
ed the  group  on  how  to  survey  water. 
Roughnan  said  some  things  to 
watch  for  in  preventing  water  pollu- 
tion include  open  pipes,  sediment, 
__^____^_^_       ar>d  cigarette  butts. 

"If  rivers  and  ponds  are  not  pro- 
tected from  parking  lots  by  some  sort  of  barrier,  pollution 
can  leak  from  the  lots  lo  the  water,"  Roughnan  said. 

MASSPIRG  is  a  student-run  organization  which  has 
about  27  chapters  on  college  campuses  throughout  the 
state.  The  group  works  for  environmental  preservation  as 
well  as  consumers'  rights. 

Roughnan  said  she  only  recently  became  involved  with 
MASSPIRG.  "I  hadn't  heard  much  about  MASSPIRG  last 
year.  Up  coming  campaigns  and  events  are  helping  lo 
raise  awareness  and  support  for  MASSPIRG." 

MASSPIRG  will  have  a  series  of  events  throughout  the 
semester,  including  a  visit  to  local  gammer  schools  to 
address  environmental  issues. 


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Israel-PLO  lo  resume  talks 

lERUSALEM  (AP)  -  Israel  agreed  Sunday  to  resume 
talks  with  the  Palestinians  on  extending  autonomy  in  the 
occupied  lands,  after  they  were  suspended  last  week  over 
the  kidnapping  of  an  Israeli  soldier  by  Islamic  militants. 

A  spokesman  for  Prime  Minister  Yitzhak  Rabin  said 
negotiations  would  resume  in  Cairo,  Egypt,  on  Tuesday 
PLO  leader  Yasser  Arafat  declined  comment,  but 
Palestinian  sources  said  privately  that  they  would  attend 
the  talks. 

The  Israeli  Cabinet  also  reopened  the  Gaza  Strip,  sealed 
off  during  the  kidnapping  crisis.  But  ministers  emphasized 
they  expected  Arafat  to  continue  with  his  crackdown 
against  Hamas,  the  militant  fundamentalist  group  that 
captured  the  soldier. 

Talks  were  suspended  following  the  abduction  of  19- 
year-old  Nachshon  Waxman,  who  was  killed  by  his  cap- 
tors Friday  night  when  Israeli  commandos  stormed  their 
hideout  near  [erusalem.  A  commando  and  three  militants 
also  died  in  the  raid. 

Fallout  from  the  raid  was  still  fell  Sunday  in  Gaza, 
where  hundreds  of  Palestinian  police  blocked  roads  in 
central  Gaza  City  to  prevent  riots,  then  joined  Israeli  sol- 
diers in  defusing  protests  by  hundreds  of  Islamic  militants 
near  an  isolated  Jewish  settlement. 

Violence  also  was  reported  in  the  West  Bank,  where 
soldiers  shot  and  killed  a  Palestinian,  22-year-old  Emad 
Edabe,  near  Hebron  after  he  refused  orders  to  halt.  The 
army  said  Edabe  had  appeared  to  be  committing  a  theft. 

Hundreds  mourn  slain  Israeli  soldier 

NEW  YORK  (AP)  —  Hundreds  of  people  gathered  out- 
side the  PLO  Mission  to  the  United  Nations  on  Sunday  to 
mourn  the  death  of  Nachshon  Waxman.  the  l^-year-old 
Israeli  soldier  slain  by  Islamic  militants. 

"We  insist  that  Nachshon  Waxman's  murder  have 
meaning,"  Rabbi  Avi  Weiss  said.  "And  so  we  gather  this 
morning  not  only  lo  cry,  but  to  cry  out,  because  there  are 
other  Nachshon  Waxmans.  there  are  other  lews  who  are 
being  held  hostage." 

About  250  people  prayed  out  loud  together.  Some  held 
signs  above  their  heads  reading  "Operation  Nachshon; 
Remember  Other  Israeli  Hostages"  and  "Arafat  -  Ignoble 
Peace  Prize."  Many  left  their  signs  behind  at  the  mission's 
doorstep. 

Cpl.  Nachshon  Waxman  had  been  taken  hostage  by  the 
fundamentalist  group  Hamas,  which  opposes  the  Israel- 
PLO  peace  process.  Waxman,  three  of  his  captors  and  an 
Israeli  officer  died  in  a  Friday  night  raid,  about  an  hour 


before  the  militants'  deadline  for  killing  Waxman  if  Israel 
didn't  release  200  Arab  prisoners. 

Weiss,  the  president  of  the  Coalition  for  lewish 
Concerns,  said  the  peace  talks  between  Israel  and  the  PLO 
should  stop  until  other  hostages  are  released. 

"It's  beyond  words,  beyond  expression  ...  the  events 
that  occurred  in  the  Middle  East,  particularly  the  indiffer- 
ence and  the  callousness  of  the  PLO,"  said  lack  Frcidman, 
one  of  the  mourners,  "it's  very  sad  what's  happening  in 
Israel  and  it  shouldn't  be  going  on,'  said  another.  14-year- 
old  Mark  Hershenov.  'If  this  so-called  peace  process  is  a 
peace  process,  it  just  shouldn't  be  happening.' 

Police  chief  dead  al  age  59 

SPRINGFIELD  (AP)  —  After  JO  years  of  rising  through 
the  police  ranks  from  patrol  officer  to  chief.  Ernest  Stelzer 
faced  another  challenge  -  disease. 

He  battled  a  heart  attack  and  a  bout  with  cancer  in 
recent  years,  but  it  proved  too  much  for  Ihe  59-year-old, 
who  died  early  Saturday  morning. 

"He  was  a  very  strong  and  integral  man  and  will  be  sore- 
ly missed.'  said  Henry  Thomas,  chairman  of  the  city's 
Police  Commission.  "He  was  a  very  good  servant  and  came 
through  Ihe  ranks  to  reach  the  pinnacle  of  his  career.* 

Stelzer,  who  had  been  chief  since  1990,  died  at  2  a.m.  at 
Baystale  Medical  Center,  said  Lt.  Richard  Duffy.  Due  to  his 
illness,  he  had  been  on  unofficial  leave  since  SefMember. 

After  taking  over  from  Thomas  Fitzgerald,  Stelzer  had 
led  the  department  through  a  controversial  period  involv- 
ing deep  cuts  in  the  police  budget.  He  had  said  he  would 
not  retire  for  another  2  1/2  years  in  order  to  keep  Ihe  cily 
from  "imposing  some  outsider'  on  the  department,  a  col- 
league said. 

It  was  unclear  Saturday  who  would  succeed  Stelzer,  as 
the  city  is  grappling  over  whether  to  keep  the  chiefs  office 
within  civil  service  -  meaning  the  position  is  earned 
through  a  testing  process  -  or  to  make  it  an  appointed 
position,  Thomas  said.  Meanwhile.  Deputy  Chief  Daniel 
Speilacy  has  been  named  acting  chief. 

Among  those  remembering  Stelzer  was  Lt.  Richard 
Labelle,  who  had  worked  with  the  chief  for  more  than  20 
years  and  remembered  him  as  an  aggressive  young  homi- 
cide detective  who  solved  many  murders.  "He  was  a  good 
man  and  cared  about  the  other  person.  You  could  go  lo 
his  office  and  talk  to  him.  ...  (His  opinion)  wasn't  made  in 
stone;  he  was  very  flexible,"  Labelle  said. 

"Yesterday  was  just  the  lime  when  he  couldn't  hold  on 
any  longer,'  Thomas  said. 

A  memorial  service  has  been  scheduled  for  10  a.m. 
Tuesday  al  Sacred  Heart  Church. 


Protestor  admits  to  'ignorant  mistake*  last  year; 
Jones  now  sees  the  Minuteman  in  another  light 


Amherst  -  One  year  ago,  the  mas- 
cot at  Ihe  University  of  Massachusetts 
was  under  attack  as  being  a  racist  and 
sexist  symbol.  Last  week,  Martin 
lones,  a  leader  of  the  group  which 
tried  to  ban  the  Minuteman,  is  saying 
that  he  made  "an  ignorant  mistake." 

lones,  who  is  not  registered  as  a 
student  at  UMass,  held  a  press  con- 
ference yesterday  at  the  Hangs 
Community  Center  at  which  he 
explained  his  plans  in  "Operation 
Restore  America,"  involving  his  sup- 
port of  the  Minuteman  as  a  symbol  of 
patriotism. 

"Under  the  banner  of  'Operation 

■  anti-Semitism 


Restore  America,'  I  am  calling  on 
good  and  faithful  Americans  every- 
where to  support  and  contribute  to 
this  very  important  crusade,'  [ones 
said  in  a  speech. 

In  the  first  phase  of  "Operation 
Restore  America,"  lones  visited 
Lexington  and  Concord,  the  site  of 
the  Minuteman  National  Park,  last 
Saturday. 

Following  his  trip  to  Lexington  and 
Concord,  lones  will  initiate  the  sec- 
ond phase  of  his  "Operation,"  by 
unveiling  a  proposal  in  an  attempt  lo 
establish  a  national  holiday  honoring 
the  Minuteman,  and  other  American 


heroes.  The  holiday  will  be  based  on 
the  Patriots  Day. 

At  Ihe  press  conference,  lones 
explained  his  reasons  for  a  complete 
turn  around  of  his  views  about  the 
Minuteman  in  the  course  of  a  year, 
lones  admitted  that  one  night  during 
Ihe  summer  he  came  to  the  realiza- 
tion that  his  views  about  the 
Minuteman  were  wrong. 

"I  then  realized  immediately  that  I 
was  wrong  about  the  Minutemen. 
They  were  not  'racist,  sexist  and  vio- 
lent.' They  were  the  original  libera- 
tors of  America,*  lones  said 

-fustin  Doyle 


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images,  and  that,  as  in  business  or  politics,  people  must 
respond  or  they  will  fail.  Zakim  emphasized  the  need  to 
rebut  falsehoods  by  quoting  the  Nazi  propaganda  minis 
ter,  loseph  Goebel,  who  said,  'The  more  often  a  lie  is 
repealed,  the  more  swiftly  it  becomes  the  Irulh." 

When  combatting  anii-Scmitism,  though,  Zakim  said. 
one  shuuld  be  polite  and  fair,  and  not  to  forget  Ihe  audi- 
ence. He  said  to  try  to  attack  the  exclusive  focus  on  lews 
by  using  humor  or  sarcasm.  He  used,  as  an  example,  that 
"if  all  Ic-ws  are  cheap,  then  arc  all  African-Americans  lazy 
ur  good  athletes,  arc  all  Italians  members  of  Ihe  Mafia  or 
arc  ihey  romantic,  arc  all  Polish  people  lacking  in  intelli- 
gence, are  all  women  only  capable  of  being  barefoot  and 
pregnant  in  the  kitchen?  Those  images  and  those  stereo- 
types would  be  rejected  outright.'  Lastly  Zakim  said  not 
to  demean  others'  pain,  and  to  reject  all  forms  of  bigotry. 

After  Zakim's  .speech  the  group  broke  up  into  four  stu- 
dent and  adult  led  discussion  groups  lo  form  proposals  for 
ways  to  combat  anti-Semitism  in  the  future. 

Future  Proposals 

After  ihcir  individual  discussion  .sessions,  the  four 
groups  reunited  to  discuss  the  ideas  they  had.  The  first 
group  spoke  on  supporting  the  individual  student  They 
suggested  creating  speakers  bureaus,  both  of  students  and 
members  of  the  lewish  faculty  group,  to  speak  out  about 
misinformation  in  classes  or  elsewhere  on  campus.  They 


also  spoke  about  letting  students  know  how  to  combat 
anti-Semitism  through  campus  media,  as  well  as  outside 
sources.  Lastly  they  said  to  let  students  know  to  document 
any  problems  ihey  had  with  teachers  or  staff,  so  as  to 
facilitate  dealing  with  Ihe  problem  in  the  future. 

Group  two  dealt  with  the  problem  of  anii-Semilic 
speakers  coming  to  campus.  They  suggested  holding  some 
other  event  at  the  same  lime  as  Ihe  speaker,  although  said 
it  may  be  more  profitable  at  times  lo  host  a  different 
speaker  than  lo  stage  a  protest.  Lastly,  they  said,  Ihey 
should  try  not  lo  polarize  the  campus  into  iwo  fighting 
factions. 

Group  three  talked  about  creating  a  positive  campus 
climate  for  )cwish  concerns.  They  suggested  joining  vari- 
ous groups,  or  becoming  Resident  Assistants,  so  Ihey 
could  help  positively  educate  the  campus  about  lewish 
issues.  They  also  spoke  of  trying  to  get  role  models,  not 
necessarily  lews,  from  the  staff  and  faculty  al  the 
University. 

The  last  group  spoke  on  building  coalitions.  They  talked 
of  how  it  can  not  be  assumed  thai  other  groups  are  sensi- 
tive to  lewish  issues,  and  that  they  might  need  to  educate 
others  about  the  problems.  They  said  bridge-building  is  a 
year  long  process,  not  just  something  that  cculd  be  done 
in  crisis  situations  They  said  we  need  to  go  lo  other 
groups'  activities  and  build  relations  Lastly  ihcy  said  that 
there  could  be  no  "compromise  with  .standards  or  truth.' 


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U.S.  role  should  be  limited  in  Haiti 


)ean-Bertrand  Aristide's  return  to  Haiti 
marks  the  joyful  re-birth  of  a  democratic 
nation  and  the  death  of  a  three-year 
stretch  of  violent  oppression.  For  his  peo- 
ple, it  is  an  end  to  the  militant  dictatorship 
and  the  hopeful  beginnings  of  a  promised 
democracy. 

For  the  Clinton  administration  it  is  a 
foreign  policy  victory,  although  one  that 
took  three  years,  several  policy  reversals 
and  eventual  dispatching  of  military 
force. 

While  today  the  light  of  democracy 
shines  brightly  in  Haiti,  tomorrow  that 
light  might  flicker.  As  vkith  all  newly  estab- 
lished democratic  nations,  the  road  ahead 
is  a  long  and  potentially  rocky  one.  The 
torch  to  light  the  right  way  cannot  be  car- 


ried by  involving  U.S.  military  force. 
Aristide's  administration  has  been 
restored,  and  it  is  now  a  matter  of  human 
interest,  not  national  security  for  the 
United  States.  While  the  United  States 
should  give  Haiti  economic  and  technical 
support  to  make  the  goings  easier,  it  is 
important  that  the  military  units  deployed 
to  the  country,  remain  only  on  the  side- 
lines as  a  recognition  to  the  international 
support  given  to  Aristide. 

As  long  as  Haiti  lives  up  to  its  promise 
for  democracy  and  human  rights,  the  U.S. 
military  involvement  should  be  taken  out 
as  soon  as  possible,  to  avoid  long  term 
entanglement  and  to  allow  Haitians  the 
opportunity  to  govern  themselves  without 
outside  interference. 


When  McDonald's  was  a  restaurant 


Silting  in  the  Campus  Center  is  j 
real  eye  opener.  \\  aiehing  the 
dro\e>  of  people  herded  into 
their  appropnaie  ATM  line>..  gelling 
enughi  in  that  mas-iive  mob  mv>\ing 
towards  the  tnun«:h>  store.  I  realized 
something  important  as  I  watched 
people  aggressively  pushing  others 
aside  to  get  to  their  classes 

\\'c  are  a  society  d 
utter  convenience 
We  arc  a  remote  con- 
trwiling.  Autc>- Teller 
Machining,  fast-fcxxJ 
eating,  and  computer 
generated  society 
Not  that  this  is  any 
kind  of  rvvelaiion  to 
mc.  but  I  will  sav 
that  It  has  occurred 
to  me  recently  just 
how  laxy  we  ha»e 
t>e«.~ome  It  seems  as  if  niMhing  can  be 
fast  enough,  easy  enough,  or  fvwer 
ful  erkMjgh  to  please  us  anymore 

Taking  the  P\TA  is  ju.«t  not  fulfUl 
tng.  using  a  library  card  catalog  is 
just  tew  tedious  to  figuir  ihji  and  get 
nng  up  to  change  the  channel  just 
Jakes  loo  much  effort  We  have 
become  the  slackers  our  |:^rcnis  have 
predicted  »r  wvHiid  be 

I  can't  really  rtroembcr  when  this 
d«v.'line  began,  but  fivm  a  personal 
perspevtive  I  can  reroember  the  mis 
terw*  o(  manual  leJe^isions  In  fact.  I 
can  rctnember  when  the  oven  was  the 
only  source  to  warm  up  leftover*. 
only  being  aWe  to  withdraw  itwney 


from  the  bank  during  n>  posted 
hours,  and  people  who  were  content 
with  their  kval  public  transportation 
system 

■Xt  some  Plaint  though  we  forgot 
sitting  on  the  couch  without  a  small 
black  device  with  numbers  on  it 
attached  to  our  hands  With  the 
advancement  o(  technology  came  our 
dependence  en 

machines.  There  is  no 
longer  a  real  need  for 
human  companionship. 
we've  got  computers 
that  talk  hack 

My  big  question  is, 
when  did  this  become 
the  norm?  TevJmology 
has  become  a  downfall 
for  our  generation  The 
more  we  create  the  le*s 
ambitious  ue  become 
The  Home  Shopping  Networks  are 
>.>ur  leaders,  and  McDonalds  is  our 
embassador  to  the  work!  These  are 
twv  major  coninbuiors  to  our  imme- 
diate response  obsessed  society  Both 
tvf  these  orgianiiations  have  helped  to 
promote  the  effortless  and  conve 
mem  way  we  choose  to  operate 

V^e  don  I  ha»e  to  leave  the  ., 
forts  of  our  own  hemes  to  enjov  « 
meal  or  purchase  jewcirv  Wh> 
sKhiU  we"  They  both  c^er  the  cul' 
lure  we  crave,  after  all  With  the  pr> 
~  ■■■  -  '  T^ese  industries,  we  have 
rvTtant  assets  to  our  kxt- 
CIV  vv  c  .af!nc<  apptYciate  art  gr  Wte-- 
ature  anymofe  It  takes  far  lev  cCfon 


to  watch  mindiess  sitcoms  and  game 
shows.  Ml  of  our  culture  comes  from 
programming  that  resolves  itself 
within  the  hour  No  brain  required. 
This  is  not  the  best  way  to  sustain  a 
generation.  At  some  point  between 
the  invention  of  television  and  the 
concept  of  music  videos,  we  have 
become  slackers. 

The  point  is  that  we  cannot  keep 
accepting  our  indulgences  of  conve- 
nience. We  cannot  become  compla- 
cent with  our  modem  vices  It  is  time 
to  become  a  little  les*  self-  absorbed 
and  a  lot  more  ambitious  We  cfc"  not 
need  the  faster  cars  and  the  ultra  fast 
food  There  must  be  a  way  to 
advance  technologically  without 
cfcstroying  the  next  generation's  via- 
bility 

The  way  we  use  these  conveniences 
IS  the  greatest  concern  It  is  a  problem 
to  becc»T>e  too  dependent  on  our  leeh- 
rvkxgj,  not  knowing  .how  to  appreci- 
ate something  that  may  take  longer 
than  50  minutes,  or  not  being  able  to 
talk  to  Ki«TKV4)e  vviLhout  t.Se  T  \  on 
It's  comforting  to  know  that  if  >«u 
'Wse  the  remote  controJ  to  your  couch. 
•Here's  still  numbers  on  the  televisicw 
-.at  are  •»:cs«Ne  To  me  it's  a  mat- 
ter o<  moderaticn.  like  anynhjj^.  too 
much  o(  a  good  thing  is  too  much 
*e  don't  need  to  become  addicted 
Instead  of  ^oing  Some  to  eat  ywir  Big 
Mac  and  Witctaxg  info-meraals.  ti^ 
liA^nj  to  peo|!4e  who  wwjt  slmt  off 
tf  ihc  pcmtt  poet  out 

Tire  HutOe  u  e  L^sm  suAm 


Double  staiviards  abound  at  UMass 


Its  Tuesday  afternoon  and  Im  heading 
Eflftish  dasa     \s  I  turn  a  comer  i  see  a  »*i--^  , ; 
peofile  sundinf  outside  the  snAient  un>on     Mv  '"tr^.i 
inipieMion  w»»  W>iai  are  thc«*e  <exp4ctivr>  taterab  .,  - 
pUining  about  no»^  [V  they  oppOM  the  otocnar,.,  . 
yw  another  holiday''  CV  thr>  w»nt  to  renasne  a  Koidnf 
on  campus"  Or  w+uch  buiktinj  have  thev  taker.  o»er  ik*"* 
^  the«e  ihoMitiis^uicUy  ran  tltrov^  ta%  btmi 

I  was  curiowatew  itii*  tccnt  and  decid- 
ed 10  ask  the  perjon  siandir^  next  to  me 
•It  s  the  oui-ol-the-v:loset  rally.*  I  was 
told  WithcKit  a  Mcoad  Ukw^  I  lurwd 
andtpacUy  walked  aromd  the  nob  w  «« 
MB  ciM*  —  <|uKiJv  fo  ttM  I  axwktn'i  he 
laicof  cmne 

A*  I  «a»  ••lUm  10  ay  it  daai  I  naiiaMl 
"■»«thi«ir  '«  M«  offwtiiul  iBifMrin  I 
*a^  tfctee  ttimp  ^ooif  afanm  rtK  lin  a 
wluw.  ntaiglH  male   Where's  my  suppcn 


At  6m  Idi^l  take  thi*  ihoi«ht  serwus 
H.  tei  thai  tevtrai  (hiofi  came  to  mind 

Well,  (or  one  thinf  nif^t  dubs  such  as  Pewl  Street 
ho*d  in  naghts  So  when  is  strati  ni«lH"  If  n^  cJnl» 
are  foing  lo  have  spenai  n«^iu  for  tluac  on  one  end  of 
the  sety*t  prtfcrence  spcctriMi.  ibea  thev  should  have 
^Noaln^iiu  (or  those  o(u»  on  the  other  end  That  w  *»- 
ateiaatMn  haanl  cw  mmM  pftfcrence 

Alftx  triM  abM  the  2  in  30  hgusn^  ofiuon  for  IMBO- 
fcnab  aad  *rir -aile»^*  Why  i«'i  there  a  0  ia  X>  oMioB 

tho«e  «rfio  dssn'i  eoBaadei  ihcwalm  'aKe**"  0*e 

•y  C5ofry  Trudeou 


■*'»"--■    "'-»■  'h*"  ff  several  other  dorrr.-  .  -  ,a-pus  —  >,! 
nooe  are  strxih  de*v:<ed  to  Setervwexuais 

Everyone  knows  we  have  a    Lesbtan.  Bisexual.  Cav 

^     *-ce  on  our  campus    Its  still  lookiag  for  the 

M  ;.rvj»exu«l  Suppon  Group*  but  Mafonaaaich  I  »tiU 

haswi  I  k»md  it  rai  abo  tun  wma^  to  fad  oti  when 

the  hcKToaeoial  phde  ral«  if  fDiag  ta  vkt  ptoce 

Bui  on  a  serious  and  sadder  ao«c  tone  people  have 

taken  ewer  the  public  bathroom  facihties 

oootu-  caapus  The  defense  is  that  the 

bathiws  art  a  safe  ha«en  (or  ihoee  who 

art  stiO  in  the  doKt  or  ia  dcnal  o*  thetr 

nMe  orwBtatKn    UVnevtr  I  ae  a  baiiv 

room  facilits  I'ai  afraid  whciber  I'll 

gnowaner  rao  pao^  «■■»!  w  fripa  with 

<^i*i''  taitai  hoaaaeaaii).  h'l  ad  tha  the 

fclminiauMKjr.  ha  to  itaon  to  the  poaiing 

of  D^M  jn  the  doorv 

TW  saddcK  pan  it  tha  brm  of  the  cuI- 

prio  are  aaddte-  afad  bcb!  *"ha  are  ihex 

ilxBg  here  on  oar  caapM'*  iNo.  thoae  are 

'     ^'1  I  car,  say  i»  wach  o«     AH  of  yov. 

I  -^;.  f.  i    ,    of  paople  here  mt»  doa't  acccaaritv 

Doc.  uas  make  ae  *tew)phohicr  I  don^  tfaak  »  I 
«• «  hax«  a  pwbiwa  adih  the  'akcraative  hfcnylc,*  I 
Aa  I  care  what  or  tH».  people  do  ia  the*  privae  i*e» 
rajw»K«ioBag,rt»th«hnmaiiMli«etrfi 
—  bragtiH  ic  hght  several  rraf  <ii  of  a  i 
la  our  societ}  and  here  M  UM^ 

'Vit  CaM  it  a  IMaa  I 


>  v:  .A.:.  CH4ff 


^^^Sf 


Watching  as  the  cows  swim  away 


N 


Woke  up  iTom  a  Jream  t.his  morning 
1  was  walking  thaxigh  the  street? 
Citv  along  !.He  nver  Skvscrapers  >:—:. -.;-^    .  —  . 

er  into  the  hazy  horizon,  grey  towers  metting  ,-•„■  i  jrr. 

skv.  .\cros.s  the  nver  was  a  huge  glass  w^alking  ?ro^.  a,TC 

I  could  see  thousands  of  pe-cpie  crowded  ins:.ie  rj.f.!ii,ng 

back  and  forth. 
Then  I  was  on  the  water.  .-  -^-v  ki.to 

ol  cement  island,  icvking  back  at  thrc  same 

city   All  arciund  me  was  crvstal  blue  water 

in  which  tloated  with  the  many  monuments 

that  should  have  been  in  Washington  D.C. 

Cruising  through  the  bav  were  two  jet 

black  killer  whales,  arcing  penodicaily  into 

the  air.    I  glanced  back  at  the  city  and 

shrouded  in  the  mist  was  the  towering 

torm  of  Parliament  with  Big  Ben. 
Then  1  noticed  something  else  swimming 

m  the  water.  It  swam  slowly  and  gracefullv 

underwater,  and  as  it  apprviached  the  surface  I  saw  it  was  a 

black  and  white  mottled  cow.  It  leapt  into  the  air  straight 

up.  took  a  breath,  and  plunged  hack  in  after  graceful  arc.  I 
thought  it  was  the  most  beautiful  cow  I  had  ever  seen,  I  told 
this  to  my  sister  who  was  sitting  next  to  me  and  she  smiled 

Previously  that  night  I  was  sitting  on  a  couch  at  a  party.  A 
couple  dozen  people  who  I  did  not  know  were  mingling. 
standing,  playing  >-maa  all  within  my  viisuai  range  of  obser- 
vation. Among  the  people  w^  were  on  the  couch  with  me 
was  a  giri  wK^  was  visiting  fnam  N'^t'  She  was  aghast  at 
the  profK->n)cvn  of  plaid-shined-hasehall-hat-wearing  men 
and  periy  "oh  mv  gawd  v\.xj  are  soooc  sman'  wv>men. 

I  had  for  a  moment  an  image  of  New  ^  ori;  as  a  social 
Mecca  Guys  with  shaved  heads  and  baseball  hats  mingled. 
Girls  talked  of  Shakespeare  and  its  relevance  to  modem 
pop  music  Everybody  drank  cc>gnac  and  downed  it  with 
Rdhng  Rock  Nobody  listened  to  Peari  lam  -Eddie  \  edder 
IS  dLTerent  because  vv^u  know  he  mcam  it  He's  so  deep  ' 

Somehow  this  later  transformed  itself  into  floating 
monuments,  misplaced  foreign  government  buildings  and 
elei^nt  swimming  cows 

There  IS  a  commc^  sayii^  that,  after  a  bout  with  such 
vM»ons.  one  wakes  up  ami  says  "boy.  I  had  a  weird  dream 
1^  night  *  I  have  no  qualms  about  the  attitude  that  seeing 
a  M*  leap  out  of  the  water  with  gusto  onh  to  plunge  ba^ik 
:n  again  arvj  swim  aboui  In  th?  ,-rv*i«i  sitj^  Vew  ^  ork.  har- 


^jr  might  be  considered  weird.  The  event  itself  is  highly 
unlikely  I  would  imagine.  However,  it  is  wrong  to  disre- 
gard the  bovine  imagery  as  simply  just  another  useless 
vision  about  a  cow  that  happens  to  plague  your  nights. 

We  tend  to  throw  away  our  dreams,  disregarding  them 
as  things  outside  ourselves  that  creep  into  our  minds  and 
make  us  act  out  ridiculous  scenarios,  I 
don't  tell  as  many  people  about  my  dreams 
anymore  because  they  usually  look  at  me 
like  I  am  insane,  primarily  because  I  find 
them  exactly  the  antithesis  of  weird,  I 
think,  in  fact,  it  is  an  exceptionally  normal 
thing  for  us  to  do. 

WTiat  we  create  in  our  subconscious  in 
the  dark  of  night  is  our  own  world  of  our 
own  creation.  We  create  the  characters  and 
the  scenes,  the  interaction  and  the  conver- 
sation, everything  down  to  the  last  cow. 
^et  why  do  we  not  dream  about,  say.  talk- 
ing about  the  weather  with  lanet  from  Management? 

Becau.se  for  the  exact  reason  that  lanet  is  not  a  cow  that 
swims,  lanet  is  dull.  You  see  lanei  every  day.  Janet  wears 
hues  of  olive  green  and  maroon  and  has' an  annoying 
nasally  voice.  In  fact,  lanet  is  part  of  the  world  that  you 
live  every  waking  moment  of  your  life,  lanet  is  the  world, 
lanet  is  the  sun.  All  our  society  revolves  around  lanet  and 
her  bad  hair. 

The  really  weird  thing  is  the  shock  that  people  tend  to 
display  when  they  found  out  you  dont  dream  about  lanet. 
You  dream  instead  about  mysterious  cities  that  bring  on 
feelings  of  fear  and  wonderment.  You  dream  about  clear 
waters  and  the  cool  mist  coming  off  the  surface  after  the 
whales  have  resurfaced.  You  even  dream  about  then  have 
to  nin  from  secret  agents  that  are  trying  to  kill  vou.  sprint- 
ing through  dark  and  narrow  streets  as  vou  ti^  to  repair 
your  jammed  revolver.  (Yes.  that  is  what  happened  ) 

There  is  nothing  weird  about  what  we  create.  What  is 
weird  is  that  we  do  not  tr>  to  recapture  it  afterwards.  Thai 
we  sbugh  off  those  visions  that  echo  in  our  minds,  and 
dismiss  them  as  absurd.  It  is  absurd  to  not  wish  for  them 
lanet  is  not  my  god  I  do  not  sing  hvmns  to  lanet.  I  pray 
instead  to  a  Swimming  Calf,  and  try  my  best  to  withstand 
the  wTath  that  might  come  down  on  me  for  my  paganism 
lanet  on  the  Mountain  be  damned. 
Saihcn  Chck  is  a  Collefian  columnisl 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


Bus  driver 
answers  critic 

To  the  editor 

I  just  have  a  few  things  Id  like  to 
say  to  Dave  CopeUnd  in  rrspv-nse  to 
his  anicle  'The  pleasure  of  puMu 
transportatKm  * 

1  The  but  system  is  not  meant  to  be 
.♦our  peraonal  taxi  service  The  next 
time  ^'OL'  are  m|xmible  for  drivir^  a 
tws  thixwgh  nah  hour  traffic  on  cam- 
pus ar>d  dow-mown.  tell  me  all  about 
fww  easy  it  ««•  to  stay  cw  vhedule 

2  The  next  time  \6l  have  to  spend 
all  day  IT  a  txis.  driv-mg  the  same  louie 
«ww  and  over  apm.  tell  me  all  atuii 
how  it  wouidn't  have  made  >«ur  day 
atiTiBore  bearable  to  have  some  of 
v«wr  favorite  music  with  you. 

i  Bus  dnvcrt  are  not  members  of  a 
"dajue  titti  Hju  will  never  be  able  to 
jan  •  I  know.  becaiMe  I  joined  ,AI  I 
dU  wa  notior  the  tipu  an  the  biwa 
tha  aid  'LliteaTnHii  mw  Hirif«.* 
I  had  to  pets  a  driving  tef  to  become 
a  teit  drtver.  not  an  'acccpanoe  imo  a 
ood  chque*  test  The  nen  ikne  YOl' 
«VPi>  for  a  }o^  a  a  bus  driver  and  are 
told  tha  >M'rc  not  oool  enn^  lo 
be  a  dK  daite.*  leB  ae  d  ateM  it 

*■  UMaa  Transit  bus  drivers  do 
•fa»«  to  each  other  AND  to  »tb«r 


PM\  anvers.  AND  to  school  bus  dn- 
vers.  AND  to  Peter  Pan  dnveis.  AND 
to  any  friendly  kx<king  person  dnving  a 
large  vehicle.  AND  even  to  people  in 
>:ar$  if  they  are  particulariy  courteous. 
The  na.von  bus  dnvrrs  haven't  waved 
b»:k  to  you  is  that  it's  really  hatd  to  see 
people  in  cars  ithe  cars  ail  seem  very 
nny  and  far  away  w+>er  yvxi're  drivii^  a 
Ixis  I'v*  al.<c  tried  waving  to  bus  dn 
vers  w+iiJe  m  my  car  They  never  wave 
back  to  me  other  (because  thev  dcm't 
see  me  1  and  I'm  'in  the  clique  '  The 
next  time  \OL  are  res;vnsible  for  safe 
ly  trans^xirung  hundirds  of  fxvvple  tell 
tnc  all  atwjt  how  yvu  were  able  to  f^rt 
into  even  car  that  you  pa.ssed.  lusi  in 
caae  the  driver  might  t*  waving 

5  If  yvju  weren't  drinking  yvurself 
into  oblivion  the  night  before,  you 
wouWn  I  be  bothered  by  the  children 
»^i  may  be  on  the  Sis  it  is  not  the 
responsibility  of  the  bus  driver  to  cater 
to  your  drinking  habits  The  next  time 
YOL  dnve  a  bus.  I'm  sure  vvhi'II  be 
eager  to  tell  me  all  atvut  hi^w  stream 
ing  chiklren  are  wonderful  r«sscnjfiT>. 
oomparrd  to  drunk  peoflc  w  Iv  winiit 
and  pass  out  en  the  bus 

t>  Have  >  Ol'  ever  spent  hvxirs  in  a 
bus  listening  to  the  bell  ring'  ITic 
nexi  time  Yd'  spend  all  dav  dnvmg 
abi»^tdl  me  all  alxxit  hvvw  wm  iKvrr 
■aieed  a  stop  because  vvxi  dKini  hear 
the  bell  lespecialN  .K^vr  ihc  dine  of 
rowdy,  drunk  passengers  or  the 
Kreamirig  chiklrm  you  meniK>r>«\0 

7.  hs  drrvtrs  are  far  tcv  busy  k<  t>it 
ac  aach  efTon  as  vvu  think  thev  »K' 
rtao  *%aaiiiv*  vou  fixnn  *the  clique  ' 

t  Tbe  next  time  YOt  become  a 
bus  driver,  tell  me  all  abvvui  how 
sorry  you  are  that  you  oomptained  »> 
■BthabotH  bis  drivers 

Tania  RepfKMvi 
Sunderland 

Generation  X 
has  }w  voice 

Tc  the  ecitcr 

I  an  writing  to  comment  v^n  ihc 
Ctet  I J  artide  «riii»  bv  Inn  Hanvr. 


Her 


A  oar  ftnemtNvn.  «%  v«vll 
\  hoMHy  thptdd  Mtxv  M 


an  alarm  ckxk  for  us  all  A  wake-up 
call  to  the  now  cliched  'Generation 
X.'  that  we  have  not  found  our  voice 
But  can  we  find  our  voice^ 

WTiat  we  need  is  a  calming  voice,  a 
rational  one  that  can  cut  thn>ugh  the 
angst  and  negative  energy.  Yet  as 
long  as  we  cannot  define  ourselves, 
then  we  are  still  unable  to  find  our 
selves  Today's  feelings,  trends  and 
attitudes  are  but  echoes  of  the  past. 
•Retav'  is  a  term  and  a  lifestvie  that 
IS  more  popular  evervdav  as  more 
and  more  pev>ple  find  svMace  in  the 
stability  of  the  past,  rather  than  toil- 
ing thrvxigh  the  tumultuvvus  present 

So.  as  long  as  we  let  cvur  parents 
tx*.\  the  meviia  dictate  to  us  w+iat  our 
vvMcc  15.  then  we  will  have  to  (V.vk  like 
lemmings  to  such  established  Media 
Harhngs  like  Kurt  Cobain  or  the 
t<nertiKvn  \  .vnccpt  \Se  shoukl  not 
be  so  weak  as  to  asccpi  this  wilHngtv 
Evaa  T.  Whitncv 

Ma^azi}ic  still  has 
^reat  covcrai^c 

To  the  ciliivvr 

Is  Malt  \«i,UHir  reavhng  the  sanie 
"»«J»fliv  as  I  ,m  •  Hi.  a^Kk-  re|»al.ng 
th^-  lavk  ol  q»w|,„  u^„^,  ,„  ,^  ,, 

V.'M,  Illuur^irJ  „  «„  olVba.e 
lealutr,  an,)  p.ot.lev  have  b«vome 
nivvre  null  ilw,„  HiNvianvc  ••  Trv  riw.1 
•ng  mv  (awMite  si  »,i,Jc  .^  |*»4    -iv 

k.  b.lUai|„„H-w„„,„^.„^^^h 
M  N>     n.nghamion,  |>,.k  lUUwin 

*'*'"">''"">'■  '»«'vv„„M,„,«ue> 

<hr  ^  10  hav  onlv  „.v,-„ilv  sieppevi 
ur.nM.u.,v    tV ,  „  ,h..  u.,;;^, 

t  n»l«i»,l  il  ,M,|\  vm,r  l>Ht|t  II  |Vi„ 
i  VMlIlk  .v.uM  ,„,K,-  ih,.  .„^,.,  ,,,  V, 
ilanuaiv   l^viy,   „„.,  ,m,vI,  Kh.  K.v 

.VH.M    NM.kMli.,,,,,,,,,,,,,^,.^,^, 
.VH..1  ,4  U^,  g|^^  ,,^,  j,^^     ^1^  _^ 

I  than  (irrvn 
Sunderland 


Arts  &  Living 


Luscious  Jackson 
disappointing  at 
Pearl  Street  show 


By  Emily  Marino 

Collegion  Staff 


After  spending  much  of  the  summer  being  lauded 
as  the  "best  band"  on  Lollapalooza's  second  stage, 
one  should  have  expected  last  Thursday's  Luscious 
lackson  at  Pearl  St.  show  to  be  a  raucous, 
no-holds-barred,  groove  fest. 

However,  while  the  groove  was  firmly  in  place, 
the  band  seemed  lacking  in  energy  and  enthusiasm, 
and  the  show  moved  along  at  a  lackadaisical  pace 
that  belied  the  very  purpose  of  a  live  show. 

Luscious  lackson  has  spent  much  of  the  time  in 
iheir  newly  found  spotlight  compared  with  Grand 
Royal  labelmates  the  Bcastie  Boys. 

Both  groups  have  a  knack  for  creative  and  eclec- 
tic tunes  that  combine  the  best  of  funk,  hip-hop, 
and  r&b. 

The  difference  is  that  while  the  Beasties  infuse 
their  show  with  tremendous  animation,  bounding 
around  excitedly,  the  women  from  Luscious  seem 
content  to  sit  back  behind  their  instruments  and 
groove. 

They  do  groove  nicely,  however. 

Each  song  was  tight,  anchored  by  the  drumming 
of  Kate  Schellenbach,  and  had  a  unique  flavor  rang- 
ing from  strict,  organ-flavored  funk  to  disco,  com- 
plete with  wah-wah  guitar  and  serious  hif>-hop 
jams. 

The  crowd  bounded  around  amiably,  and  gave 
the  biggest  cheer  when  the  women  let  the  DJ  take 
control  and  stepped  out  to  add  some  Four 
Tops/New  Edition  style  dance  steps  to  the  perfor- 
mance. 

Luscious  lackson  is  a  solid  band,  and  gives  a  nice 
and  tight  live  show,  though  the  slow  jams  need  to 
be  translated  to  the  stage  with  more  excitement, 
more  creativity,  and  more  life. 

The  real  highlight  of  the  show  was  opening  act 
Ben  Harper. 

lamming  original  blues  from  his  debut  album. 
Welcome  lo  the  Cruel  World.  Harper  boasted  a 
unique  sound  that  commanded  the  audience's  ear 
and  soul. 

Unlike  Luscious  lackson's  unimposing,  almost 
canned  effect.  Harper  injected  energy  and  emotion 
into  each  note  struck  on  his  Dobro,  balancing 
unabashed  joy  with  down-  and-oul  blues. 

Throughout  most  of  his  performance  Harper,  like 
the  audience,  remained  seated  and  virtually  motion- 
less. 

He  stared  down  at  the  guitar  in  his  lap  preoccu- 
pied with  it,  as  if  his  actions  had  nothing  to  do  with 
the  miraculous  sound  filling  the  room. 

Harper's  final  song  was  marked  by  the  abandon- 
ment of  his  guitar  to  spin  rhythmically  upon  the 
stage,  his  two  side  braids  acting  almost  as  wings  to 
perpetuate  him  on  some  kind  of  spiritual  journey. 
The  audience  that  was  previously  sitting  was,  by 
this  time,  on  the  same  trip. 

The  Dobro  did  not  play  tunes  "Whipping  Boy," 
"Like  a  King"  and  "I'll  Rise;"  it  oozed  and  wept 
them. 

Harper's  distinct  moan  sailed  high  above  his 
melancholy  instrumentals,  creating  a  sound  that 
was  impossible  not  to  feel. 

Harper  is  currently  touring,  and  will  likely 
become  quite  well  known  within  a  short  amount  of 
time. 

A  sound  like  Harper's  is  dilTlcult  to  keep  a  secret, 
and.  as  most  Luscious  fans  will  tell  you,  it  only 
takes  one  listen  to  be  sold  on  his  music. 


Ween  fails  to  draw  laughs  with  their  latest  release 


CHOCCHATt  AND  CHEESE 

Ween 
Elektro  Records 

Ween  has  always  courted  a  sort  of  "love  them  or  hate 
them"  relationship  with  the  general  music  public.  Always 
acting  as  more  of  a  thorn  in  the  side  of  current  rock  music 
than  anything  else,  they  have  managed  to  successfully  play 
the  part  of  the  fool  without  ever  taking  that  "we  know 
something  you  don't'  smirk  off  their  faces. 

In  the  past  their  music  brilliantly  alternated  between 
witty  parody  of  rock  n'  roll  history,  and  insane 
mind-numbing  rave-ups  that  left  the  listener  in  a  state 
of  disarray  but  always  beckoned  for  more.  Sure  they 
could  be  seen  as  just  a  musical 
Bcavis  and  Bullhead  for  a  genera- 
tion saturated  with  maybe  a  tad  to 
much  irony,  but  what  set  these  two 
overgrown  class  clowns  apari  from 
the  rest  of  the  novelty  pack  was 
their  ability  to  craft  the  catchiest  of 
tunes. 

So  when  their  uncompromising 
1992  major  label  debut  Pure  Cuava 
went  on  to  sell  in  the  six-figure 
range,  it  was  clear  that  Ween  hadn't 
finally  caught  up  with  the  world,  the 
woHd  had  caught  up  with  Ween.  That  is  why  their  latest 
release  Chocolate  And  Cheese  may  be  seen  as  somewhat 
of  a  disappointment.  While  in  the  past  the  brothers  Gene 
and  Dean  were  happy  to  just  sit  back  and  try  to  let  iheir 
audience  figure  it  out,  now  they  have  settled  down  with 
their  most  straight-forward  record  yet. 

Gone  are  most  of  the  weirdo  epics  that  made  Ween 
once  seem  refreshing  and  original,  and  in  their  place  are  a 
group  of  well-written  and  nicely  polished  pop  songs  that 
are  more  content  to  just  parody  than  reinvent.  While 
musically  the  album  is  far  and  away  the  most  sophisticat- 
ed the  group  has  done,  there  is  still  a  sense  that  some- 
thing is  missing.  Sell  out?  No.  Less  interesting? 


Definitely. 

It  is  true  that  Ween  have  always  operated  in  some  sort 
of  parallel  universe  from  our  owm  where  being  bizarre  is 
an  art  form  and  absurdity  is  a  way  of  life.  But  with 
Chocolate  And  Cheese  one  can  not  help  but  feel  that  this 
time  around  they  may  have  drifted  a  bit  to  close  to  home. 
B  (Matt  Audette) 

THEPlOirnKKim 

Golliono 
lalkm  hud/Mercury 

Rap.  jazz,  funk,  folk,  soul  and  blues;  Galliano  have  a 
well-  worn  shell-toe  placed  firmly  in  each  of  these  genres. 
The  Plot  Thickens,  iheir  third  and 
most  focused  album,  sees  them  slip- 
ping between  these  influences  effort- 
lessly. Each  of  these  thirteen  tracks, 
lay  down  grooves  so  infectious  they 
should  be  kept  in  quaratine  al  Logan 
for  at  least  a  month.  Whether  it  is  the 
minimalist  folk-rap  of  "Blood  Lines." 
the  hashish  inspired  humor  of 
"Believe,"  or  the  funk  re-working  of 
David  Crosby's  "Long  Time  Gone', 
Galliano  hit  the  mark  time  after  time. 
Galliano  mix  the  eco-friendly  posi- 
tivity  of  the  Stereo  M.C.'s  with  a  much  clearer  political 
vision  and  multi-  instrumentation,  and  have  none  of  that 
group's  denim/cheese  factor. 

In  Valerie  Eticnne,  the  group  has  a  bona  fide  diva,  who 
peppers  their  jazz-funk  stew  with  honeyed  harmonies. 
Her  voice  is  often  underscored  by  mellow,  meandering 
guitar  work  and  an  understated  beat  which  only  serves  to 
underline  the  laid-back  groove  of  the  whole  album. 

The  whole  jazz-funk  scene  is  massive  in  Britain  at  the 
moment  and  Galliano  could  be  just  the  band  to  bring  it 
across  the  Atlantic.  So  this  fall  why  not  let  The  Plot 
Thickens  add  some  funky,  green  consciousness  to  your 
joint,  A  (Gareth  Curtis) 


Ween 


COUUrf  Sr  OANNV  CIINCH 


COUHTIJV  MACIIHNM 


EVEKYONE'5  GOT  Of« 

Echobelly 
Fauv»/Rhylhm  King 

The  suspicion  has  lurked  that  white  male  writers  on  the 
music  magazines  in  Britain  are  elevating  Echobelly  lo 
prove  that  they  can  see  beyond  palefaced  white  suburban 
boys  with  floppy  fringes,  middle  class  angst-ridden  lyrics 
and  guitar  pedals, 

I  say  this  because  the  splendidly  named  lead  singer 
Sonya  Auivra  Madan  is  Asian  and  guitarist  Debbie  Smith 
a  black  lesbian.  Yet  the  supreme  irony  is  that  musically 
the  band  arc  in  the  quintessential  tradition  of  Anglo-indie 
guitar  pop.  This  is  why  they  are  Morrissey's  favuriic  new 
group,  a  tag  which  due  lo  the  attention  of  magazines  like 
NME  (oft  referred  lo  as  the  New  Morrissey  Express 
because  of  its  Smith's  obsession)  has  become  a  hinderance 
rather  that  a  help. 

And  lei's  face  il.  Echobelly  initially  sound  a  lot  like  the 
Smiths.  However,  in  a  while-boy-while-noise  kind  of 
way,  the  songs  are  such  unrefined  gems  that  Fxhobclly 
transcend  the  legacy  of  Iheir  primary  influence  due  in  part 
to  Madan's  lyrics.  Her  racially  affirmative  and  (positively) 
feminist  lyrics  will  ensure  her  being  endorsed  spokesper- 
son for  an  Anglo-Asian  society  white  male  writers 
(including  myself)  do  not  understand. 

Though  the  album  sags  a  little  in  three  of  the  last  four 
songs,  this  debut  stands  mighty,  tall  and  multicultural. 
Echobelly  are  not  post-riot  girl.  New  Wave  of  New 
Wave,  Asian  allemalivc,  or  the  Smiths'  heirs;  rather  a 
fine  band  in  Iheir  own  right.  And  judging  from  the  enthu- 
siasm Echobelly  appear  to  have  been  generating  in  ihc 
US,  you  Yanks  already  know  that  belter  than  we  Briis.  B 
(Martyn  Bone)  ..     '' 


Galliano 


Shawn  Colvin  to  bring  her  folk  stylings  to  SmitK  College 


By  Jorma  Kansanen 

Collegian  Staff 


This  Tuesday  night  al  8:00  p.m.  in  John  M.  Greene 
Hall,  on  the  campus  of  Smith  College,  the  distinct  folk 
stylings  of  Shawn  Colvin  will  be  presented  for  her  Pioneer 
Valley  fans. 

The  Northampton  Center  for  the  Arts  presents  this 
Grammy  awarded  artist,  and  with  the  material  from  her 
latest  release  Coi'er  Girl,  "folkics"  from  the  Five-College 
area  shouldn't  be  disappointed. 

Influenced  by  her  father's  love  of  the  music,  of  such 
diverse  artists  as  Harry  Belafonte,  Pete  Seeger.  and  the 
Kingston  Trio,  the  Vermillion.  South  Dakota  native  has 


cast  a  unique  presence  over  the  genre  that  she  so  dearly 
loves. 

Since  her  debut  album  in  I9K9,  Steady  On.  both  sides 
of  the  commercial  music  sphere  has  enlightened  upon  the 
sounds  of  Colvin.  When  her  first  single,  named  after  the 
title  of  the  release,  hit  the  air  waves,  and  video-land  on 
both  MTV  and  VH-I.  the  comparison  between  her  and 
Michelle  Shucked  (whose  debut  came  out  around  the 
same  time)  seemed  to  be  unavoidable.  Hut  they  are  differ- 
ent, even  in  the  simplest  of  ways  thai  entail  both  song 
writing  style,  and  choice  of  material  ihey  ba.sc  themselves 
off  of. 

'This  Tuesday  nighl,  fans  of  this  talented  composer  and 
skilled  live  pcriormer,  can  witi>ess  first  hand  what  exactly 


sparks  Shawn  Colvin's  musical  repertoire  and  stylings. 
Premiering  material  from  Cover  Girl,  which  is  twelve 
songs  that  showcase  her  own  interpretations  of  both 
famous  and  obscure  songwriter's  material,  yuu  will  be 
able  to  hear  the  internal  influences  that  have  effected  her 
in  her  brief,  yet  prosperous,  musical  career 

General  admission  tickets  for  Tuesday  night's  Shawn 
Colvin  show,  with  opening  act  and  special  guest  David 
Cray,  al  fohn  M.  Greene  Hall  un  the  Smith  College  cam 
pus  start  at  $20.00.  Special  front/center  donor  seating 
tickets  at  $27.50  are  available  by  calling  the  Center  fur 
the  Arts  at  58b~7282/5K4-7i27  For  further  information 
on  general  admission  seating,  call  the  Norlhumplon  Rox 
Office  al  586-  8bSb 


From  Hitchcock  to  Ed  Wood,  Martin  Landau  has  done  it  all 


By  Douglas  J.  Howe 

Attociolad  Press 


NEW  YORK  —  Martin  Landau's  film  career  auspi- 
ciously began  with  Alfred  Hitchcock's  North  by 
Northwest,  then  il  headed  south.  These  days,  though,  the 
compass  needle  on  "S"  stands  for  success. 

He  received  an  Academy  Award  nomination  for  best 
supporting  actor  as  the  business  manager  in  Francis  Ford 
Coppola's  1988  movie  Tucker:  The  Man  and  His  Dream 
and  again  the  next  year  as  the  adulterous  (and  murderous) 
ophthalmologist  in  Woody  Allen's  Crimes  and 
Misdemeanors. 

Now  his  Bcia  Lugosi  portrayal  in  director  Tim  Burton's 
F.d  Wood  has  critics  gushing  that  he'll  gel  his  third  Oscar 
nod  in  seven  years. 

For  a  decade  starting  in  the  1970s,  however.  Landau 
went  from  one  bad  role  lo  another  in  such  forgettable 
flicks  as  Black  Gunn,  A  Town  Called  Hell  and  Meteor. 

It  could  have  been  worse. 

"I  was  acting."  he  said.  "I  wasn't  dn'ving  a  taxi  cab  or 
wailing  on  tables,  which  people  do.  gladly.  No,  I  was  play- 
ing mindless,  onc-dimcnsional  villains  in  stupid  movies," 

Those  heavies  simply  couldn't  be  depicted  as  human 
beings  with  complexities,  he  said. 

Landau  fondly  recalls  one  textured  bad  guy  he  got  lo 
play:  the  gaunt,  icy  Leonard  in  North  by  Northwest. 

"Yeah,  that  was  an  interesting  guy. ..Here's  Ihe  con- 
tained, economical  deadly  homosexual  character.  The 
homosexual  was  my  idea."  he  said. 

A  daring  move,  certainly  in  1958  for  a  young  actor 
who's  heterosexual,  but  l.andau  said  the  henchman's  jeal- 
ousy of  Eva  Marie  Saint,  who  portrayed  the  evil  lames 
Mason's  mistress,  added  to  Leonard's  dangerousness. 

I  conard  cvcniually  plummeted  off  Mount  Rushmore. 
ami  I  andau's  film  career  looked  like  it  might  lake  off. 
with  roles  in  such  films  as  the  hig-budgcl  Cleopatra. 

Instead,  his  movie  career  languished  During  that  lime, 
he  said.  "I  never  did  anything  that  embarrassed  me.  really 
embarrassed  mc  But  there's  a  lot  of  stuff  I  would  like  to 
luni  into  guitar  picks." 

The  b  fool  2.  sixlysomelhing  New  York  born  actor 
priibflblv  is  best  remembcrcti  as  the  disguise  expert,  Rollin 
Hand,  in  the  llfeOs  TV  series  "Mission:  Impossible." 
Those  protean  priK-livities  carry  over  into  a  chameleonlike 
qiinliiv  in  real  life,  he  said. 

"My  outline  isn't  thai  clear  What  I  mean  and  these 
are  wonderful  actors  I'm  going  to  talk  about  but  ..kw 
Pcsci  maybe  the  hair  will  change  a  little,  but  (he  out- 
line's clear  Danny  Aicllo;  Harris»in  Ford  —  clear 

"Young  difxvlors  who  typecast  would  not  think  ol  mc 
qiiif  klv   It  lakes  a  HilchcvKk.  it  takes  a  Woody,  it  lakes  a 


"Young  directors  who  typecast 
would  not  think  of  me  quickly.  It 
takes  a  Hitchcock,  it  takes  a 
Woody  jAllenl,  it  takes  a 
Coppola,  it  takes  a  Tim  j Burton  I 
to  know  what  I  am,  to  trust  them- 
selves enough  to  say,  'This  guy's 
very  talented,  he's  going  to  come 
up  with  something. '" 

—MARTIN  LANDAU 


c<xitTiSY',uMNM  ^^*u^• 

lohnny  Depp  stars  in  title  role  and  Martin  Landau 
plays  Bela  Lugosi  in  Tim  Burton's  Ed  Wood. 

Coppola,  il  takes  a  Tim  lo  know  what  I  am.  lo  trust  them- 
selves enough  to  say.  'This  guy's  very  talented,  he's  going 
lo  come  up  with  something." 

Burton  offered  Landau  the  Lugosi  role  because  he 
thought  the  actor  would  understand  'on  a  very  deep 
level"  Ihc  man  who  everyone  knows  as  the  definitive 
Dracula. 

Burton,  who  directed  Batman,  Beetlejuice  and  f.dward 
Scissorshands,  lold  Landau:  "Your  career's  been  a  roller 
coa.sicr.  You've  been  down  on  your  luck,  like  he  has  been. 
You've  made  comebacks, ..You  did  tacky  television; 
you've  done  horror  movies.  All  of  that." 

Landau  said  he  could  empathize  with  Lugosi,  whose 
sad  last  years  consisted  of  feeding  his  drug  and  alcohol 
addiction  and  playing  incoherent  parts  in  movies  by  Ed 
Wood  |r.,  acknowledged  as  the  worst  Hollywood  director 


of  all  time. 

landau  researehed  the  role  by  watching  about  25  old 
Lugosi  movies  and  studying  Ihe  Hungarian  accent,  which 
he  characterized  as  hard  lo  acquire  and  hard  lo  lose.  The 
heavy  accent  contributed  to  Lugosi's  downfall  as  an  actor. 

He  also  drove  around  to  Lugosi's  various  residences, 
seeing  the  descent  of  a  once  great  star  who  wound  up  in  a 
seedy  hovel 

'I  began  lo  respect  this  guy  and  pity  him.  I  saw  the 
humor  in  him.  This  for  me  became  a  love  letter  lo  him. 
and  almost  a  homage  to  him.  because  he  never  got  a 
chance  to  gel  out  of  thai."  l^andau  said. 

"I  got  a  chatKe  to  make  a  comeback  in  my  career.  And 
I'm  giving  him  one.  I'm  giving  him  the  last  role  he  never 
got." 

The  biggest  challenge.  Landau  said,  may  have  been 
assiduously  avoiding  even  Ihe  tiniest  him  of  caricature  in 
playing  Lugosi  —  "so  I  woukln'i  be  laughed  off  the  face  of 
the  F-arth  ' 

Lugosi  endures  as  such  a  pup-culture  icon  and  may  be 
belter  known  now  than  ever  before,  what  with  his  movies 
viewable  again  and  again  on  cable  and  video.  Landau 
observed.  Also.  Lugosi  has  been  the  source  of  many  an 
imprcs.sionisl's  shiick. 

"My  whole  idea  uf  acting  has  always  been  that  all  I 
wani  the  audience  to  feel  ever  is  what  they're  teeing  is 
happening  for  the  first  time. ..We  know  the  phone's  gonna 
ring  and  we  know  there's  no  voice  on  the  other  side  of  it 
and  that  no  voice  is  telling  you  your  wife  and  family  have 
been  killed  in  an  airplane  crash.  It's  a  lot  of  work  to  do, 
you  know. 

'I  use  lo  tell  my  students:  You  know  what  acting  is? 
Acting  is  laughing  at  the  same  joke  every  time  as  if  you're 
hearing  it  for  the  firsi  lime." 

lack  Nicholson  and  Harry  Dean  Stanton  have  been 
among  the  students  he's  taught. 

I,audau  studied  art  al  Ihe  Pratt  Institute  and  at  17.  he 
became  an  artist  on  the  New  York  Daily  News,  illuslraling 
a  column  and  drawing  comic  strips.  In  his  early  20s.  he 
left  the  paper  to  study  acting  and  got  into  l.ee  Sirasberg's 
Actors  Sludiu. 

Now  divorced  from  actress  Barbara  Bain,  who  co- 
siarred  with  him  in  'Mission:  Impossible'  and  Ihe  '70s 
syndicated  scries  "Space:  1999,"  Landau  said  he's  not  one 
to  live  in  the  past. 

"The  thing  I  luvc  aboui  acting  is  the  now.. .it's  not  like: 
I  think  I'll  go  lo  sleep  now  and  I'll  do  it  in  ihe  morning. 
No.  you  don't  have  thai,"  he  said. 

And  when  people  ask  him  why  he  doesn't  write  a  book, 
he  tells  them:  "Because  I  don't  want  to  spend  all  this  time 
in  the  past...!  love  the  present  and  I  love  the  promise  of 
totnorrow." 


Tarantino's  #/  'Fiction'  beats 
weekend  box  office  to  a  pulp 

LOS  ANGELES  (AP)  Pulp  licUon  was  No.  I  at 
the  box  office  this  weekend  with  a  $9.2  million  lake. 

The  gritty  underworld  adventure  directed  by 
Queniin  Tarantino  and  to  starring  |uhn  Travolta, 
Samuel  L.  lackson,  Uma  Thurman  and  Bruce  Willis 
was  followed  by  The  Speiiatisi,  a  mob  drama  star 
ring  Sylvester  Stallone  and  Sharon  Storw."  Il  look  in 
$8.9  million,  according  lo  studio  and  industry  esli- 
mates  on  Sunday. 

Newcomers  Little  Giants.  Wes  Craven's  New 
Nightmare  and  Hxil  lo  F-den  also  debuted  in  the  tup 
len. 

Final  box  office  figures  will  be  released  Monday 

The  Top  10  weekend  movies: 

1  Pulp  Fiction.  $9  2  million 

2  The  SpeiialisI,  $8  9  million 

5.  Wes  Craven's  New  Nightmare.  $7. 1  millKin. 

4.  The  River  Wild,  $5  5  million 

5.  Little  Giants,  $5  4  million 

6.  Only  Yuu,  $4.3  million. 

7.  Forrest  Gump,  S'S /i  million. 

8.  Lxil  to  l.den.  $1  I  million 

9  The  Shawihank  Redemption.  $2.5  million. 
10.  Ouiz  Show,  $2.5  million. 


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continued  from  page  10 

one-  yard  TD.  with  Brian  Shallcross 

hitting  the  PAT. 

On  the  next  drive,  two  penalties 
hurl  William  &  Mary,  and  aided  the 
Minutemen.  A  1 5-yarder  for  rough- 
ing the  passer  and  a  personal  foul  for 
1 5  yards  gave  Massachusetts  substan- 
tial yardage  down  field,  leading  to  a 
28-yard  field  goal  by  Eric  Oke,  nar- 
rowing it  to  14-10. 

The  Tribe  then  attempted  to 
bounce  back,  only  to  have  Matt 
Byrne  [10-21,  80  yards),  the  replace- 
ment for  injured  starter  Shawn 
Knight,  throw  in  the  hands  of 
Minutemen  cornerback  Tony 
Williams.  The  senior  returned  it  20 
yards  into  William  &  Mary  territory. 

■  William  &  Mary 


"I Byrne  1  overthrew  it.  and  I  broke 
out  to  catch  the  pass."  said  Williams. 
"It  was  kind  of  a  gift." 

A  gift  that  set  up  another 
Massachusetts  touchdown  drive,  as 
Ingoglia  scored  on  a  seven  yard  run 
to  make  it  16-14  with  1 1:57  left  in 
the  fourth  quarter.  Oke's  PAT  was 
no  good. 

Four  punts  later.  Knight,  doubtful 
prior  to  kick-off,  replaced  Byrne  as 
the  Tribe  QB.  On  just  the  third  play 
of  the  drive,  a  second  down  and  1 1 
on  the  two-yard  line.  Williams 
picked  off  another  pass,  and  relumed 
it  31  yards  for  a  touchdown.  Oke's 
PAT  made  the  final  score. 

Needless  to  say,  the  Minutemen 


were  pleased  with  knocking  off  the 
YanCon  leader. 

"This  is  definitely  the  biggest  win 
since  Cve  been  here,"  said  Williams. 
"(William  &  Mary]  has  been  in  the 
league  for  juM  over  two  years,  and 
they  have  just  dominated  everybody 
offensively. 

"We  knew  our  backs  were  against 
the  wall,  and  we  had  to  get  this 
game." 

"It's  great,  we're  all  estalic,"  said 
defensive  tackle  Ben  Albert.  "We 
knew  thai  if  we  lost  this  game,  it 
would've  been  hard  to  make  the  play- 
offs. It  was  a  one-game  season. 

"We  knew  it  was  do-or-die,  and 
the  guys  stepped  up  to  the  situation." 


continued  from  page  10 

picked  off  two  passes,  and  returned  one  31  yards  for  a 
touchdown.  Williams"  partner  at  the  comer,  junior  Breon 
Parker,  had  an  interception  of  his  own  in  the  first  quarter, 
and  registered  eight  tackles. 

"They  just  did  a  super  job."  said  Hodges.  "[Tony)  and 
Breon  (Parker)  have  been  playing  great  all  fall.  We're  play- 
ing so  much  man-defense,  I  get  scared.  And  yet.  we're  able 
to  do  it  because  of  the  pressure  we're  giving  up  front." 

The  safeties.  |ason  Tudryn  and  |ason  Mumford.  both 
had  an  outstanding  game.  Free  safety  Tudryn  had  1 1  tack- 
les on  Saturday  afternoon,  while  Mumford  made  some  key 
hits  in  crucial  moments  of  the  game. 

As  for  the  Tribe  offense.  Byrne  started  most  of  the 
game  ahead  of  the  injured  Shawn  Knight  (sprained 
ankle).  Knight,  the  standout  senior  who  owns  ihe  NCAA 
Division  I-AA  record  for  passing  efficiency  rating 
(204.6),  played  at  the  tail  end  of  the  fourth,  but  did  not 
complete  a  pass  in  four  tries,  and  threw  Williams  inter- 
ception that  turned  into  a  Massachusetts  touchdown. 

In  last  season's  Minutemen-Tribe  contest.  Knight  threw 
for  318  yards  and  three  touchdowns.  The  usually  danger- 


ous Knight  was  wounded,  and  the  William  &  Mary 
offense  faltered  against  the  deep  Massachusetts  defense. 

Hodges,  defensive  coordinator  |erry  Azzinaro  and  the 
Minuteman  defense  planned  around  the  assumption  that 
Knight  would  play  the  game. 

"We  planned  on  Knight  playing  in  the  game."  said 
Hodges.  "I  mean.  (Byrne)  threw  for  251  yards  last  week, 
he's  not  a  bad  player.  He's  just  not  Shawn  Knight.  We 
knew  we  had  to  play  well  wiih  which  ever  (William  & 
Mary)  quarterback  was  in  the  game." 

Hodges  praised  Knight  the  whole  week  leading  up  to 
the  game,  saying  Knight's  "the  best  quarterback  I've  seen 
in  my  17  years  here  at  Massachusetts." 
"A  huge  factor  was  Knight  not  playing  in  half  of  the 
game,"  said  Hodges.  "He's  just  a  great,  great  player." 

The  Massachusetts  defense  excelled  in  every  area  on 
Saturday  afternoon  against  arguably  the  toughest  offense 
they  have  faced  so  far  this  season,  even  without  Knight. 

Hodges  has  total  confidence  in  his  defensive  unit. 

"If  we  can  stay  healthy."  said  Hodges,  "the  way  we're 
playing  defensively,  we're  going  to  be  in  football  games." 


Donnelly 


continued  from  page  10 

The  only  doubters  remaining  are 
the  six  coaches  that  vote  in  the 
NCAA  poll.  After  upsetting  North 
Carolina,  the  Minutewomen  only 
moved  up  one  spot  in  the  poll.  They 
will  have  to  wait  until  Tuesday  to 
know  if  their  second  upset  had  a  bet- 
ter effect  on  the  rankings. 

In  the  middle  of  the  most  success- 
ful stretch  in  her  coaching  career. 
Donnelly  had  what  was,  perhaps,  her 
most  sentimental  game. 

After  coaching  two  years  at  the 
University  of  Rhode  Island,  Donnelly 
came  to  UMass  to  replace  coach  Pam 
Hixon,  while  she  was  on  a  two  year 


leave  as  coach  of  the  national  team. 

Saturday's  game  marked  the  first 
lime  Donnelly  had  relumed  to  coach 
against  her  former  team. 

The  Minutewomen  wasted  no  time 
in  nitpicking  Donnelly  about  the  con- 
nection. The  coach  had  unknowingly 
worn  a  blue  sweater  (Rhode  Island's 
color),  and  the  team  forced  her  to 
remove  it  in  favor  of  her  team  jacket. 

"I  had  mixed  emotions,"  said 
Donnelly.  'It's  very  hard  to  slay 
objective.  Everytime  I  would  say 
something.  I  didn't  want  the  Rhode 
Island  kid  taking  it  personally.  I  love 
these  kids.  They  played  with  a  lot  of 


heart. 

"It's  hard  to  separate.  I  didn't  even 
want  to  look  at  them.  We're  just  try- 
ing to  do  our  job,  but  it's  hard  when 
you're  doing  it  against  people  you 
care  about,"  she  said. 

The  game  was  not  easy  for  her  for- 
mer players  either. 

"It  was  hard  thinking  about  it  dur- 
ing the  week,  thinking  that  we  were 
going  to  see  her  on  the  other  team," 
said  Rhode  Island  co-captain  Leslie 
Caito.  "We  had  a  team  meeting  and 
tried  to  locus  on  the  fact  that  she's 
just  another  coach.  We  miss  her  but 
we're  glad  she's  happy  at  UMass." 


volleyball 


continued  from  page  8 

that  of  our  match  with  George  Washington.' 

Once  again.  Rivera  led  the  team  in  kills  with  20. 
and  managed  1 1  digi.  This  wa«  the  1  }th  lime  this 
season  that  Rivera  has  reached  double-figures  in 
both  kills  and  digs. 

Nash,  meanwhile,  led  the  team  with  14  digs,  while 
also  collecting  10  kills  in  only  21  total  attacks.  Nolan 
came  through  for  UMass  again,  totalling  1 7  kills  and 
eight  digs. 

"Well,  it  was  a  long  weekend."  said  Kenny.  "We 
did  a  lot  of  travelling,  that's  for  sure.  But  there's  no 
question  I'm  extremely  happy  with  the  way  my  team 
played." 

With  the  two  victories.  UMass  improve]  its  over- 
all record  to  1 7-2  overall,  5-2  in  Ihe  A-IO. 


■  field  hockey 

continued  from  page  10 

University  of  Rhode  Island  On  the  strength  of  Natalie 
Hart's  third  career  hat-trick,  the  Minutewomen  defeated 
the  overmatched  Rams  3-0. 

The  game  had  special  significance  because  it  marked 
Donnelly's  return  to  Rhode  Island  as  an  opposing  coach.  • 
after  being  at  the  helm  of  the  Rams  for  two  «fason» 
(1992-93). 

The  home  team  came  out  fired  up  frying  to  upset  their 
former  coach  and  the  No  8  Minutewomen  in  front  of  a 
loud  and  unusually  large  home  crowd. 

The  Minutewomen  have  had  trouble  this  year  putting 
inferior  teams  away  and  playing  their  best  for  the  entire 
70  minutes.  There  were  no  such  lapses  on  Saturday,  as 
UMass  dominated  the  URI  from  start  to  finish. 

"Our  biggest  problem  has  been  the  consistent  intensity 
level."  said  Donnelly.  "We've  been  trying  to  gel  a  (offen- 
sive[  flurry  every  five  minutes.  I  thought  they  did  a  good 


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Water  polo  wins  four  matches 

Tempers  flare  against  Harvard^  Yarworth  ejected  from  match 


By  Alison  Connolly 
ond  Jormo  Kantonen 

Gsllegion  Staff 


This  weekend  ai  the  Eastern  Water  Polo  Association 
North  Division  Tournament,  held  at  the  Amherst  College 
pool,  the  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  water  polo 
team's  morning  matches  were  filled  with  action. 

The  play  was  hoi.  and  so  were  the  tempers. 

At  their  Saturday  morning  contest  with  Harvard 
University,  the  Minutemen  came  away  with  a  close,  down 
to  ihe  wire,  12-10  victory.  In  Sunday  morning's  match 
with  Boston  College.  UMass  pulled  away  with  their  fourth 
victory  of  the  season  against  the  Eagles  in  a  18-8  win. 

Against  Harvard,  Ihe  play  was  neck  and  neck  for  the 
entire  match,  but  the  most  interesting  scenario  evolved  in 
the  fourth  quarter.  At  the  1 : 1 7  mark  of  the  fourth,  for  the 
first  lime  in  three  years,  UMass  Coach  Russ  Yarworlh  was 
booted  from  Ihe  game  for  disputing  offensive  zone  calls. 

And  that  was  just  the  start  of  it. 

With  12  seconds  left  in  the  11-10  game,  sophomore 
Greg  Menton  converted  brilliantly  on  a  Ron  Gonen  pass 
from  the  perimeter.  As  the  teams  met  ai  the  center  of  the 
pool,  an  altercation  between  junior  Luis  Limardo  and  a 
Harvard  player  broke  out.  With  Limardo's  ejection,  the 
Crimson  had  an  automatic  penalty  shot  from  the 
four-meter  position.  The  home  crowd  cheered  wildly  as 
sophomore  goalie  Paul  Engin  made  the  save,  and  UMass 
was  able  to  run  out  the  clock.  Close,  indeed. 

"What  happened  at  the  end  of  Ihe  game,  that  is  not 
good  for  any  sport.  The  referees  escalated  Ihe  tension  by 
running  me  off  the  deck,  which  I  thought  was  unwarrant- 
ed." Yarworth  said.  "I  thought  the  rcfs  calls  were  incon- 
sistent. Every  time  we  were  on  the  offensive,  we  were  gel- 
ling fouls  called  on  us.  I  don't  mind  if  you  call  offensive 
fouls,  just  call  ihcm  both  ways." 

The  problem  of  the  lack  of  consistent  intensity,  that  has 
been  plaguing  the  Minutemen  lately,  was  again  a  factor.  It 
was  apparent  once  more,  since  UMass  lei  in  two  2-pointers 
in  the  final  frame  to  make  it  a  lot  closer  than  it  should  have 
been.  But  in  Ihe  final  analysis,  they  still  got  the  victory. 

'It's  been  an  up  and  down  experience,  and  we've  been 
taking  two  steps  forward,  one  and  a  half  steps  back. 
That's  what  the  coach  has  said,  and  I  agree."  Menlon  said. 
"In  a  situation  like  thai,  when  the  coach  is  kicked  out  of 
the  game  and  we  find  a  way  lo  win.  that  shows  we're  a 
good  team." 

•  •  * 

Saturday  evening's  game  against  MIT.  proved  lo  be 
the  calm  before  the  storm.  After  a  savory  win  against 
Harvard  in  the  morning.  Ihe  team  used  this  match  to  lei  a 


couple  of  their  key  players  recuperate  for  Sunday 
evening's  big  match  against  Brown  University.  Senior 
co~caplain  Adolfo  Olieic  found  himself  in  goal  while  ihc 
regular  goalie.  Engin.  was  on  the  offense  for  a  change. 
The  Minutemen  got  the  victory  by  a  close  score  of  1 1-10. 

However,  the  match  of  the  weekend  was  against  Bruwn. 
In  their  first  match-up  of  this  season  on  Sept.  10.  the 
Minutemen  defeated  them  19-6  at  the  Cambridge 
Invitational  at  M.I.T  Limardo  had  five  goals  in  this  game 
while  Oliele  had  three  goals  and  two  assists. 

The  first  quarter  was  tight  with  a  lot  of  passing  but  few 
scoring  opportunities.  Il  seemed  that  both  teams  were 
holding  back,  ending  the  period  with  a  I- 1  tie. 

"Il  took  us  a  while  to  get  into  il."  Oliele  said.  "Brxjwn  is 
Ihe  toughest,  but  we're  belter  than  them.  It  shouldn't  be 
close." 

The  intensity  soared  in  the  second  quarter.  Luis 
Limardo  had  an  outstanding  game,  in  scoring  as  well  as  in 
assists.  Three  minutes  into  Ihe  quarter,  the  Limardo 
brothers  teamed  up  to  score  on  a  fast  break.  Luis  swam 
hard  down  the  right,  meeting  freshman  |uan  Carlos,  who 
shot  for  the  goal. 

With  a  little  more  than  a  minute  left  in  the  quarter, 
Menion  shot  from  beyond  the  two-meter  line.  With  some 
help  from  Luis,  who  was  waiting  in  front  of  the  net.  the 
ball  was  lipped  in  for  the  score.  But  the  most  arousing 
point  was  scored  at  the  buzzer,  when  Gonen  shol  a 
iwo-pointer  ending  Ihe  quarter  with  a  score  of  8-4. 

However,  late  game  inconsistency  plagued  them  once 
again  in  the  third  quarter.  UMass  let  Brown  back  in  it  less 
than  two  minutes  into  the  period  by  letting  them  get  a 
two-  pointer. 

Yarworth  knows  these  symptoms  all  loo  well. 

"We  lei  them  take  loo  many  shots.  (Paul  Engin)  set  a 
record  with  21  saves  in  one  game."  Yarworth  said.  "We 
must  maintain  the  intensity.  You  don'i  let  teams  get  back 
into  the  game.  You  got  lo  make  them  want  lo  go  back  lo 
the  locker  room." 

Senior  co-captain  lavier  Gonzalez,  in  the  last  home 
game  of  his  career,  was  ejected  in  Ihe  fourth  quarter  for 
fouls.  Gonzalez  holds  UMass  records  in  goals  with  246. 
shoi  attempts  with  47 1 .  and  points  with  i?0. 

This  upcoming  weekend  UMass  faces  No.  9  ranked  Air 
Force  in  the  Baldyview  Tournameni  in  Claremont. 
California. 

The  Minutemen  squeaked  by  Air  Force  in  their  last 
match-  up  8-7. 

Menlon  said  the  team  is  ready. 

"Coming  off  good  games  this  weekend."  said  Menlon. 
"We're  now  tuned  up  to  play  the  belter  learns  in 
California." 


Madness  brings  back  hoops 


By  Molt  Voutour 

Collegian  Staff 


When  Lou  Roe.  Derek  Kellogg, 
Mike  Williams  and  (eff  Meyer  were 
freshmen,  few  Massachusetts  hoop 
fans  dreamed  of  how  good 
Minuteman  basketball  would  become 
by  the  lime  they  were  seniors. 

Bui  if  ihe  team  is  anywhere  near  as 
good  as  the  hype  that  has  surrounded 
them  so  far,  there  will  be  plenty  of 
"madness"  this  year  in  Western 
MassachuMtis. 

At  12:01  am  Saturday  moming. 
that  team  officially  came  together  at 
Midnight  Madness.  Roe  down-played 
the  significance  of  Ihe  event  but  is 
looking  forward  to  Ihe  season. 

"This  is  sort  of  a  semi-pep  rally." 
said  the  senior  forward.  "This  prac- 
tice should  be  a  jump  start  for  me 
and  some  other  guys  lo  gel  ready  for 
the  season.  The  pressure  isn't  on 


when  you're  playing  games.  The  pres- 
sure is  on  right  now  to  prepare. 
We're  in  the  right  frame  of  mind  lo 
get  ready  for  Ihe  upcoming  season." 

The  event  began  with  perfor- 
mances by  the  UMass  Dance  Team. 
Ihe  Funk  Club  and  the  Cheerieadcr*. 
The  ice  hockey  team  and  women's 
basketball  teams  were  also  intro- 
duced. 

"The  Road  lo  the  Final  Four  begins 
now."  said  channel  40  sports  anchor 
Mike  Raite.  who  served  as  the  event's 
master  of  ceremonies. 

The  crowd  was  raaesus  al  the 
beginning  of  the  night,  giving  the 
loudest  cheers  to  the  introductions  of 
sophomore  center  Marcus  Camby, 
who  was  sporting  a  freshly  shaved 
head,  Williams  and  Roc. 

Roe  remained  the  center  of  alien 
lion  through  a  large  pan  of  the  night, 
highlighting  the  inirasquad  scrim- 
mage with  some  powerful  dunks. 


The  nighl  marked  the  unveiling  of 
three  new  Minutemen.  Freshmen 
Andre  Burks  and  Inus  Norville,  who 
Ralie  called  "the  next  warrior,"  and 
sophomore  Tyrone  Weeks  made  I  heir 
Mullins  Center  debuts. 

Burks  displayed  his  vaunted  leap- 
ing ability  to  the  delight  of  crowd 
during  Ihe  open  drills  and  Ihe  slam 
dunk  contest. 

With  the  three  additions,  there  will 
be  a  battle  for  playing  time  at  aloMal 
evciyposliion.  ^^^ 

111' like  coacT)  «(fflr,'"*ffto??wh3 
are  wppoaad  to  play  will  play,"  Roe 
said.  "The  guys  who  work  the  hardest 
will  play,  and  right  now  a  lot  of  guys 
arc  working  hard  so  il  will  be  hard  lo 
find  minutes  for  everybtxly." 

The  Minutemen  open  their  season 
on  Nov  25  wiih  the  Tip-Off  Classic 
at  the  Springfield  Civic  Center 
against  defending  National  Champion 
Arkansas. 


Massachusetts 
Daily  Collegian 

named 

1994  College  NeM^spaper 
of  the  Year 

in  the  daily  category  of  the  New  England 
Newspaper  Association  competition. 

Kristin  St.  John 

Staff  member 

was  re-elected  president  of  the 

N.  E.  Collegiate  Newspaper  Association 

Geri  Sahn 

Collegian  Training  Director 

was  elected 
co-vice  president  of  NECPA 


NEN^ 


NEW  INGLAND 

NEWSPAPER  ASSOCIATION,  INC. 


I'aj;*.-  H  /  Monday,  October  17,  1994 


THt  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Men's,  women's  soccer  enjoys  success  in  important  weekend  action 

»  Women  eye  A-10  crown,  must  win  final  game  on  Oct.  28       •  Men  post  second  straight  shutout,  defeating  Maine  1-0 


By  Candice  Flemming 

Collegion  Staff 


UMass 


Tfie  Llniversily  of  Massachusetts 
women  s  soccer  team  took  a  big  step 
in  il^  .illcnipi  lo  secure  its  second 
•-lidi>;hi  Ailiintic-IO  regular  season 
title  with  a  1-0  win  over  George 
Washington  on  Saturday. 

The  No.  7  nationally 
ranked  Minutcwomcn  now 
necil  to  win  their  final 
A- 1 0  game  at  St. 
Bun.ivcniiire  on  Oct  28  to  take  the 
rej;iiljr-season  title  for  the  second 
U'.ip  in  .1  row. 

Htiili  teams  came  into  the  game 
with  identical  3-0  records.  Last  year. 
when  the  two  teams  met.  the  game 
ended  in  a  1-1  tie. 

The  Minuiewomen  had  to  play  (he 
Colonials  without  head  coach  )im 
Rud\,  who  was  unable  to  make  the 
inp  due  to  personal  reasons. 

"I  ihink  it  was  a  good  wan,  a  good 
A-10  win."  UMass  assistant  coach 
April  Kater  said.  "It  was  a  good  win 
on  the  road  at  probably  one  of  the 
worst  fields  10  even  play  a  collegiate 
game." 

The  Minutewomen  scored  the  only 


goal  of  the  game  when  forward 
Nicole  Roberts  scored  at  the  57:27 
mark  on  a  rebound  off  of  her  initial 
shot. 

The  goal  was  Roberts'  fourth 
game-winning  goal  of  the  season,  as 
she  has  scored  in  three  of  the  last 
four  matches.  The  junior  has  seven 
goals  on  the  season  to  go 
along  with  three  a.ssists  and 
now  leads  the  team  in  total 
ll       points  with  17. 

"I Nicole's]  played  com- 
posed. She's  getting  the  job  done," 
Kalcr  said. 

The  Minutewomen  dominated  the 
first  45  minutes  of  play,  outshooting 
the  Colonials  14-2  as  Rachel  LeDuc 
and  Melissa  Mitchell  combined  for 
nine  of  the  14  shots.  But  they  were 
not  as  dominant  in  the  next  45  min- 
utes of  play,  getting  off  only  three 
shots. 

"The  girls  had  a  great  first  half." 
Kalcr  said.  "The  second  half  was  a 
little  weak." 

Freshman  goalkeeper  Danielle 
Dion  once  again  was  impressive  in 
net  recording  another  shutout  with 
three  saves  on  the  day.  She  has  55 
saves  for  a  0.887  save  percentage  and 


the  shutout  was  her  b.5th  on  the 
year. 

"(Daniellel  had  a  tremendous 
game."  Kater  said.  "She  had  three 
key  saves.  She  was  really,  really 
strong." 

Overall,  Kater  felt  that  the  team 
played  well  and  that  it  was  a  good 
win  in  lemis  of  the  A-10  standings. 

"Our  midfielders  dominated."  said 
Kater.  "They  played  a  very  strong 
game  Our  backs  played  very,  very 
smart  " 

"Thdis  great  [leading  the  A-lOj. 
We  needed  a  boost  right  now.  We 
beat  a  very  good  A-10  foe.  I'm  sure 
we'll  see  them  again  in  the  A-10 
tournament." 

UMass  has  yet  to  lose  a  match  in 
two  years  of  A-10  play.  The 
Minutewomcn's  record  in  that  span 
is  7-0-2. 

UMass'  record  for  the  year  now 
stands  at  10-3  overall,  and  4-0  in  the 
A-10. 

The  Minutewomen's  next  oppo- 
nent is  Dartmouth  University  tomor- 
row at  Richard  F.  Garbcr  ai  3  p.m. 

Dartmouth,  ranked  No.  14  in  the 
country,  will  be  another  tough  match 
for  the  Minutewomen  considering 


By  Brian  Gonnley 

Collegian  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachusetts 
men's  soccer  team  shut  out  its  oppo- 
nent lor  the  second  straight  game 
Saturday,  defeating  the  University  of 
Maine  1-0  in  Orono. 

Massachusetts'  win  over  the  Black 
Bears  improved  their  record  to 
8-4-1,  while  Maine  dropped  to  8-2. 

The  Minutemen  scored  their  only 
goal  at  27:08  of 


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Maine      I 


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The  University  of  Massachusetts  women's  soccer  team,  who  defeated  George  Washington  1-0  this  past  week- 
end, has  to  defeat  St.  Bonaventure  in  its  final  conference  game  on  Oct.  28  to  clinch  the  Atlantic  10  title 


UMass  volleyball  wins  two  on  road 


the  first  half  on 
a  penalty  kick  by 
forward  Dave 
Siljanovski.  The 
goal  came  about  because  forward 
Hossein  Giahi  set  up  defender 
Karstin  Brcmke  with  a  pass  in  the 
zone,  where  he  was  taken  down  by  a 
Maine  defender.  Siljanovski  then 
booted  in  the  ensuing  penalty  kick 
from  the  left  corner,  giving 
Ma.ssachuselts  a  permanent  lead. 

Siljanovski's  goal  was  his  fifth  of 
the  season,  and  he  increased  his 
team-leading  point  total  to  14,  (five 
goals,  four  assists). 

Massachusetts  Coach  Sam  Koch 
praised  his  team  for  defeating  a  tough 
team  on  the  road,  and  he  said  the 
defense  played  a  big  role.  The  Black 
Bears  managed  only  six  shots  on  net. 

"I  am  very  pleased.  It's  a  six-hour 
van  ride  up  to  Maine  but  we  were 
ready  to  play  and  I  think  we  caught 
Miine  flat,"  Koch  said.  "We  had  a 
feieat  defensive  game,  j Defender) 
Dan  Chagnon  did  a  super  job  on 
their  front  mimer.  Eric  Gruber  won 
his  second  game  in  goal  and  he  made 
a  couple  of  great  saves.  And  [defend- 
ers] |oe  lacobson  and  Benny  Shcally 
did  a  great  job  to  make  his  job  fairly 
easy." 

The  Minutemen  were  without  their 
starting  goalkeeper  Mark  Wolf.  But 
senior  Eric  Gruber  has  started  the 
last  two  games  in  his  ;  lace  and  has 
shut  out  both  of  his  opponents.  Koch 
said  coming  off  the  bench  to  start 
two  consecutive  games  at  goalkeeper 
is  a  big  challenge.  But  he  also  said 
Gruber  was  more  than  prepared  for 
his  opportunity. 

"It's  tough  when  you  haven't 
played  much  to  come  in  and  start  at 
goalkeeper,  but  if  there  is  any  kind  of 
person  who  can  do  it  is  him,"  he  said. 
"He  was  the  MVP  of  our  spring  sea- 
son and  he  has  improved  100  per- 


STtVl  PfOOLLA  /  COLKCIAN 

Mike  Butler  [6]  and  the  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  soccer  team 
defeated  Maine  1-0  in  Orono,  ME,  on  Saturday  afternoon.  The  game-win- 
ning goal  was  scored  by  Dave  Siljanovski. 


cent." 

Koch  said  Mas.saehusetts  now  gen- 
erally has  excellent  depth  at  the  goal- 
keeping  position,  which  is  something 
that  they  lacked  last  season.  He  said 
some  of  the  backup  goalkeepers  he 
has  could  start  at  other  divisior  I -A 
schools. 

Offensively,  Koch  said  he  was  gen- 
erally pleased,  but  he  also  said  they 
had  some  chances  to  score  in  which 
they  were  unable  to  convert.  He  said 
he  hopes  thai  ihcy  are  able  lo  keep 
improving  so  that  by  tournament 
lime  they  will  begin  capitalizing  on 
the  opportunities  that  they  are  miss- 
ing now. 

"We  are  getting  better,  we  are 
much  better  now  than  we  were  three 
weeks  ago  and  we  are  on  schedule," 
he  said.  "We  missed  a  few  opportuni- 
ties. I  am  always  shooting  for  perfec- 
tion but  you  have  to  be  realistic. 
Hopefully  by  the  end  of  the  season 
we  will  finish  the  plays  we  didn't  fin- 
ish [Saturday]." 

Massachusetts'  next  opponent  is 


Dartmouth  on  the  road  on  Oct.  19. 
The  Big  Green  are  consistently  a 
power  in  New  England,  and  Koch 
said  he  expects  a  tough  game.  He  also 
said  he  is  concerned  that  they  will 
have  to  travel  to  the  University  of 
Rhode  Island  on  Oct.  22.  and  then 
return  home  for  an  Oct.  25  game 
against  St.  Bonaventure.  The 
Minutemen  will  combat  the  fatigue 
factor  by  resting  some  of  their  players 
who  have  been  seeing  a  lot  of  playing 
time  and  using  their  bench  more, 
Koch  said. 


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Collegian  Corretpondent 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  volleyball  team 
enjoyed  a  successful  weekend,  winning  both  of  its  Atlantic 
10  matches  against  ihe  George  Washington  Lady 
Colonials  and  the  West  Virginia  Mountaineers. 

The  win  against  GW  was  big.  seeing  that  the  Lady 
Colonials  had  seemingly  forgotten  how  to  lose. 

GW.  19-2  overall,  entered  Friday  evening's  contest 
against  the  Minutewomen  with  a  17-match  winning 
streak,  as  well  as  a  22-match  winning  streak  at  home. 

However,  on  this  night  the  Lady  Colonials  were  unable 
to  sustain  a  good  start  against  the  Minutewomen,  who 
upset  their  host  in  four  games.  8-15,  16-14.  15-12  and 
15-6. 

"It  was  just  a  tremendous  team  effort."  UMass  Coach 
Bonnie  Kenny  said.  "The  key  was  that  every  single  person 
contributed,  including  our  bench,  who  provided  some 
great  defense.  Our  team  showed  a  lot  of  character  out 
there  and  we  were  able  to  stay  focused  throughout  the 
match." 

Early  on.  things  were  going  as  expected.  The  Lady 
Colonials,  shooting  for  its  21st  straight  A-10  win.  won 
the  first  game  rather  easily.  15-8  In  the  second  game. 
UMass  had  to  fight  hard  to  pull  out  a  16-14  victory. 

In  game  three,  with  the  match  tied  up  at  one  game 
apiece,  GW.  which  had  not  lost  a  match  in  over  a  month, 
seemed  to  have  regained  control  of  things,  as  the  Lady 
Colonials  stormed  out  to  an  8-2  lead. 

But  fueled  in  part  by  the  strong  serving  of  freshman 
Lesley  Nolan  (three  service  aces),  UMass  shut  off  GW's 
momentum  immediately.  The  momentum  swing  would 
prove  to  be  permanent  as  the  Minutewomen  went  on  to 
win  both  the  game  and  match 

Nolan  had  a  career  day.  In  addition  to  her  serving,  the 
outside  hitter  amassed  a  career-high  20  dies,  and  totalled 
17  kills. 

Sophomore  outside  hitter  Giza  Rivera  led  the 
Minutewomen  with  24  kills,  to  go  along  with  her  14  digs 
It  marked  the  14th  time  this  season  that  Rivera  has  led 
her  team  in  kills. 

"I  cried  out  of  joy  after  the  game  was  over."  said  out 
side  hitter  Dionnc  Nash.  "We  played  hard,  and  everybody 
was  able  to  come  through  for  us." 

Againsi  an  unheralded  West  Virginia  squad,  UMass 
had  to  work  just  as  hard,  if  not  harder,  to  earn  this 
win. 

But  when  all  was  said  and  done,  they  did  in  fact  cam  it. 
winning  three  games  to  one  by  scores  of  6-15,  16-14. 
15-12,  and  15-7.  With  the  defeat  the  pesky 
Mountaineers'  record  fell  to  8-17  overall,  and  2-5  in  the 
A-10. 

"We  kind  of  struggled  in  this  one*  Kenny  said.  "A 
major  factor  here  was  the  fact  that  our  team,  thanks  to 
previous  experiences,  knew  how  to  win.  We  simply  did 
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Minutemen  hoop  opens 
up  season  in  style 

The  University  n(  Massachusetts 
men's  basketball  teann,  led  by  senior 
Lou  Roe  [pictured),  held  Midnight 
Madness  on  Friday  night  at  the  William 
D.  Mullins  Center.  See  story  on  page  7. 

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Women's  soccer  looks 
to  win  Atlantic  10  title 

The  University  ot  Massachusetts  women's  soccer  team, 
who  defeated  George  Washington  1-0  this  weekend  on  a 
Nicole  Roberts  goal,  needs  a  victory  in  its  final  A- 10  game 
against  St  Bonavenlure  to  clinch  the  conference's  regular 
season  title.  See  related  story  on  page  8. 


Monday,  October  17, 1994 


Men's  water  polo  wins 

four  matches  during  weekend 

The  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  water  polo  team 
defeated  Harvard,  Boston  College  and  Brown  at  the  Eastern 
Water  Polo  Association  North  Division  Tournament  held 
this  weekend  at  Amherst  College  this  past  weekend.  See 
related  story  on  page  7. 


UMass  knocks  off  William  &  Mary 


Volleyball  team  defeats 
two  A- 1 0  opponents 

Dionne  Nash  (pictured]  and  the  UM 
volleyball  team  upset  defending  A- 10 
champion  George  Washington  on 
Friday  and  defeated  West  Virginia  on 
Saturday.  See  related  story  on  page  8. 


By  Andrew  Bryce 

Cdlegian  Staff 


Massachusetts  23 
William  &  Mary  14 


WILLIAMSBURG,  VA  —  After  a  garnc  of  tnissed 
opportunities  against  New  Hampshire  two  weeitends  ago, 
the  University  of  Massachusetts  football  team  seized  the 
opportunities  it  had  in  defeating  William  &  Mary  25-14  at 
Zable  Stadium. 

In  front  of  9.042.  the 
Minutemen  {4-2  overall, 
5-1  in  Yankee  Conference] 
were  victorious  in  a 
musi-win  game,  for 
Division  I-AA  playoff  reasons,  beating  the  Tribe  [5-2,  5- 
1  in  YanCon]  for  the  first  time  ever,  and  handing  William 
&  Mary  its  first  loss  in  conference  play.  The  loss  was  the 
first  at  home  since  1991,  snapping  a  14-game  streak. 

The  Oct.  8  meeting  with  UNH  was  marred  by 
Minutemen  mistakes  —  three  missed  field  goals,  two 
interceptions,  a  fumble.  Each  miscue  added  up  to  a  14-11 
defeat. 

Saturday  afternoon,  however,  was  a  different  story. 
Instead  of  missing  or  turning  over  the  opportunities, 
Massachusetts  grasped  its  chances  against  the  Tribe.  In  a 
penalty-filled  game  [20  total],  the  Minutemen  coverted  on 
crucial  drives  following  William  &  Mary  penalties. 

Massachusetts  did  not  dominate  with  its  ground  game, 
gaining  158  yards  as  compared  to  the  Tribe's  128.  And 
William  &  Mary  only  passed  for  80  yards,  while  the 
Minutemen  gained  bb  yards  with  the  air  game.  The  pos- 
session time  was  almost  the  same  for  both  teams,  with  the 
Tribe's  50:1 1  to  Massachusetts'  29:49. 

It  came  down  to  particular  situations  in  the  game  — 
and  that's  where  the  Minutemen  were  successful. 

The  first  half  was  miserable  for  the  Massachusetts 
offense,  as  they  had  just  65  total  yards  [compared  to 
William  &  Mary's  154].  The  Minutemen  defense,  howev- 
er, only  let  up  one  score  in  the  half.  Tribe  running  back 
Troy  Keen  scored  on  a  three-yard  touchdown  with  5:50 
left  to  play  in  the  first  quarter. 

"We  had  nothing  going  at  halftime.  Absolutely  noth- 
ing." said  Massachusetts  coach  Mike  Hodges.  "We  had 
just  three  first  downs.  We  struggled." 

"[Massachusetts]  has  a  gcxjd  defensive  line,"  said  Tribe 
ccMch  [immye  Laycock.  "They  gel  after  the  ball  very  well." 

The  second  half  was  a  different  story.  On  the  first  drive 
of  the  third  quarter,  Massachusetts  came  out  running. 
After  a  Frank  Alessio  (12  carries.  47  yards]  three-yard 
run.  a  personal  foul  was  called  against  William  &  Mary. 

The  ball  was  moved  up  to  the  Tribe's  1 8-yard  line  with 
first  and  10.  A  string  of  Rene  Ingoglia  [25-72  yards]  runs 
was  culminated  by  a  one  yard  TD  for  the  junior  fullback. 
With  Eric  Oke's  extra  point,  the  score  was  tied  up  at 
seven  apiece. 

With  7:14  left  in  the  third  quarter.  Keen  scored  on  a 


Turn  to  FOOTBALL,  pcjge  7 


Donnelly  quiets  critics 
as  team  rolls  to  its 
fourth  straight  win 


By  Matt  Voutour 

Collagian  Stoff 


After  one  loss,  three  ties  and  consecutive  drops  in 
the  polls,  questions  were  surrounding  the  University 
of  Massachusetts  field  hockey  team.  Despite  the  fact 
that  the  Minutewomen  had  only  lost  once  [to  No.  1 
Old  Dominion],  people  were  jumping  off  the  band- 
wagon. 

The  successful  tradition  thai  exists  in  the  field 
hockey  program  at  UMass  has  made  the  fans 
greedy.  They  expect  nothing  less  than  wins  and  had 
begun  to  look  for  someone  to  point  the  finger  at. 

Those  questions  often  pointed  at  first-year  coach 
Megan  Donnelly.  Was  she  preparing  them  well 
enough?  Were  the  players  motivated? 

"I'm  not  concerned  with  what  people  think  of  me 
or  my  coaching  ability,"  said  Donnelly.  "What  mat- 
ters to  me  is  that  people  don't  get  on  the  kids  backs. 
If  people  want  to  point  a  finger  they  can  point  it  at 
me." 

12  days  have  past  since  the  last  tie  |l-l  against 
Syracuse],  and  the  doubters  have,  for  the  most  part, 
been  silenced. 

Since  the  Syracuse  game,  her  team  has  won  four 
in  a  row.  including  wins  over  No.  1  North  Carolina 
[I-O  in  OT  on  Oct.  9]  and  No.  2  lames  Madison 
1 2-1  in  OT  yesterday).  Both  teams  were  undefeated 
entering  the  games. 

"I'm  happy  for  the  kids."  Donnelly  said.  'They're 
a  great  team  and  they're  showing  it.  They're  the 
ones  who  are  playing  the  games  and  doing  the  win- 
ning." 

Donnelly's  rigorous  conditioning  has  had  the 
team  ready  for  overtime.  But  more  importantly,  her 
confidence  in  her  players  has  made  them  believe 
they  can  win. 

"She  instills  confidence  in  every  player  on  and  off 
the  field."  senior  co-captian  Kyri  Sparks  said.  "Her 
belief  in  our  ability  to  win  is  contagious.  Her  enthu- 
siasm and  intensity  is  part  of  why  we're  successful." 

After  losing  four  starters,  including  three 
All-Americas  from  last  year's  team,  the  1994 
Minutewomen  entered  the  season  considerably  inex- 
perienced. Donnelly's  plan  for  the  season  was  to  let 
the  team  build  as  it  gained  experience,  and  have  it 
ready  for  a  run  at  the  Final  Four  by  the  end  of  the 
season.  If  the  past  two  weeks  have  been  any  indica- 
tion, the  team  is  ready  for  that  run. 

"For  each  team  there  is  a  learning  cycle,  and  we 
were  on  that  in  the  month  of  September,"  said 
Donnelly.  "We  keep  getting  stronger  every  game. 
There  are  September  teams  and  there  are  November 
teams.  We  want  to  be  a  November  team.  We  should 
be  very  confident  the  r«si  of  the  season  on.  We've 
seen  the  be«t  that's  out  there  and  we  know  that  we 
can  beat  them." 

"If  our  recent  successes  aren't  proof  enough  for 
the  doubters,  I  don't  know  what  is,"  Sparks  said. 


Ti^  to  DONNiLLY.  page  7 


NATHAN  MAHTIN  /  COLLiCIAN 

The  University  of  Massachusetts  football  team,  led  by  the  two-interception  day  of  senior  cornerback  Tony 
Williams  [21  ],  upset  No.  7  William  &  Mary  23-1 4  in  Williamsburg,  VA. 


"Our  defense  is  playing  with 
such  poise  right  now. " 

-  Mike  Hodges, 
UMass  Football  Coach 

Depth  of  defense 
aids  Minutemen 

By  Andrew  Bryce 

CoJIegion  Staff 

WILLIAMSBURG.  VA  -  "Defensively,  what  can 
you  say,"  asked  coach  Mike  Hodges  after  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  football  team  defeated 
William  &  Mary  25-14  on  Saturday  at  Zable 
Stadium. 

Actually,  much  can  be  said  about  the  Minutemen 
defense  after  its  outstanding  effort  aginst  the  pwwer- 
ful  Tribe  squad.  How  they  held  William  &  Mary  to 
just  208  total  yards.  How  they  recorded  four  sacks, 
and  picked  off  three  passes.  How  they  led 
Massachusetts  to  do  two  things  to  the  Tribe  that  had 
yet  to  be  done  by  any  Yankee  Conference  team  — 
( 1 1  control  their  passing  attack  and  [2]  beat  "em. 

"Our  defense  is  playing  with  such  poise  right 
now."  said  Hodge.  "They're  playing  with  a  lot  of  con- 
fidence right  now.  and  they're  playing  very,  very 
well." 

Of  the  208  yards  accumalaled  by  William  &  Mary, 
128  were  gained  on  the  ground  [122  by  junior  tail- 
back Troy  Keen].  That  leaves  just  80  yards  gained  in 
the  air,  as  junior  QB  Matt  Byrne  completed  10  of  21 
passes.  Obviously,  the  fifth-ranked  defense  in  the 
country  and  the  YanCon's  No.  1-  ranked  unit  proved 
its  worth. 

The  depth  of  the  defense  was  exhibited  by  four  dif- 
ferent Minutemen  of  the  defensive  front  sacking  the 
quarterback.  Senior  tackle  Ben  Albert  had  one,  to  go 
along  with  his  team-leading  12  tackles,  junior  end 
Ken  Bello  had  one,  as  well  as  10  tackles.  Senior  tack- 
le Silas  Burke  had  another,  as  did  junior  linebacker 
Trejo  Rust. 

"I  think  that's  one  of  the  strengths  at  what  we're 
doing  right  now,"  said  Hodges.  "When  someone  gets 
fwpped.  like  when  [Vemard]  Fennell  went  out  dur- 
ing the  [Rhode  Island)  game,  there  are  guys  that 
have  been  playing.  That  helps  us  later  in  other 
games.  The  kids  are  coming  off  the  ball  fresh,  and 
they're  able  to  keep  pressure  them." 

As  for  the  defensive  backs,  the  depth  was  evident 
there,  as  well.  Senior  cornerback  Tony  Williams 

Turn  to  WILUAM  ft  MARY,  page  7 


UMass  upsets  No.  2  James  Madison 

Streya  Volla  and  Kyle  Rothenherger  provide  heroics  in  2-1  victory  over  the  Lady  Dukes 


By  Matt  Votitour 

Collagian  Staff 


UMass 
Madison  1 


BOSTON — There  are  no  more  unde- 
feated teams  in  NCAA  Division  I  field 
hockey,  and  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  is  to  blame  for  it.  The 
Minutewomen  (10-1-5)  pulled  off  their 
sccoikI  upset  in  as  many  weeks,  defeating 
No.  2  lames  Madison  2-1  in  overtime  yes- 

tcrday. 

Halfway  through 
the  first  overtime  peri- 
od, Streya  Volla  col- 
lected the  ball  in  the 
midst  of  chaos  in  front  of  the  James 
Madison  goal  and  drove  it  past  )MU  goalie 
Heather  Colbert  to  give  the  Minutewomen 
the  victory. 

"This  is  a  great  win  because,  we  were 
down,"  said  Massachusetts  coach  Megan 
Donnelly.  "We  didn't  get  down  after  they 
scored.  We  just  stayed  very  even  and  start- 
ed executing.  As  a  team  we're  starting  to 
believe  in  what  we're  capable  of  doing." 

Things  looked  bleak  for  the 
Minutewomen  early  on  as  they  dug  them- 
selves an  early  hole.  The  Lady  Dukes  u.se  a 
four  player  attack,  a  style  that  UMass  had 
not  seen  so  far  this  season.  For  the  first 
three  minutes,  the  Minutewomen  looked 
confused  and  committed  errors  that  led  to 
three  early  penalty  comers. 

Only  1:18  into  the  game.  IMU's  lop  gun 
Carole  Thatc  collected  a  reboutKJ  after  the 
third  penalty  corner  and  shot  it  past 
UMass  goalie  Hilary  Rose  to  give  the  Lady 
Dukes  a  1-0  advantage. 

The  Minutewomen  got  on  track  shortly 
after  the  goal  and  began  attacking. 
Freshman  Missy  Sweeney,  who  made  a 
successful  debut  against  against  North 
Carolina,  once  again  provided  a  spark  off 
the  bench. 

Following  UMass'  first  penalty  comer  of 
the  game,  a  |MU  defender  saved  a  poten- 
tial goal  in  the  with  her  foot,  but  the  offi- 
cials awarded  UMass  a  penalty  stroke. 

Like  she  has  done  time  and  lime  again, 
sophomore  Kyle  Rothenberger  stepped  up 
when  it  counted  most.  She  flipped  the 
stroke  past  Colbert  to  knot  the  game  at 
one. 

"As  soon  as  the  stroke  got  called  I  want- 
ed Megan  to  give  it  to  me,"  said 
Rothenberger.  "I  was  trying  to  intimidate 
her  (Colbert),  but  when  she  stalled,  I  just 
tried  to  retain  my  composure  and  be  confi- 
dent," 

After  both  teams  started  cautiously  in 
the  second  half,  the  Lady  Dukes  began  to 
attack.  Despite  (he  pressure,  the 
Minutewomen  defense  came  up  big. 

With  less  than  20  minutes  remaining  in 
regulation,  the  Dukes  were  attacking  the 


MATMAN  MAITIN  I COIICIAN 

Streya  Volla's  [35]  goal,  8:30  into  overtime,  propelled  the  University  of  Massachusetts  field  hockey  team  to  its  second  upset  in 
two  weeks,  as  the  Minutewomen  upset  No.  2  James  Madison  2-1  yesterday. 


UMass  net.  Rose  kicked  the  ball  out  of 
harm's  way.  bringing  the  crowd  back  to 
life. 

Shortly  after,  the  Lady  Dukes  threat- 
ened again.  With  Rose  out  of  the  net.  it 
looked  as  if  the  Dukes  would  score,  but 
Colleen  Duffy  rushed  across  the  crease  to 
save  the  goal. 

With  less  than  three  minutes  remaining. 


|MU  had  two  more  penalty  comers,  which 
Rose  thwarted  to  send  the  game  into  over- 
time. 

With  four  previous  games  in  OT  under 
its  belt,  UMass  was  confident  heading  into 
the  extra  period.  They  controlled  the  over- 
time until  Volla's  heroics. 

"Once  I  saw  the  goalie  going  down.  I 
knew  I  had  to  get  it  in."  said  Volla.  who 


downplayed  her  roll.  "We  all  played 
together.  Thai's  why  we  won." 

■Everyone's  playing  well  Jogclher."  said 
Rothenberger.  "That's  what  a  team  is. 
We're  headed  to  the  Championships.' 


•••*••••• 


Overshadowed  by  the  magnitude  of 
Sundays  win  was  Saturday's  win  over  the 

Turn  to  FlllO  HOCKEY,  page  7 


UMass  forwards 
searching  for  gools 

Returning  scoring  leader  Rob 
Bonneau  and  his  lellow  forwards  will 
try  to  solve  Hockey  East  Coaltenders 
this  year.  (Sports,  page  10) 


''New  Nightmare" 
thrills  don't  chill 

Wes  Craven  returns  to  the  helm  as 
yet  another  Freddy  Krueger  Jlick 
slashes  its  way  into  Iheaten.  But  is  it 
any  good?  (Arts  k  Living,  page  7) 


PH 

Jeans  and  T-shirt 
a  rousing  success 

This    weekend's     16th    annual 
fundraiser  for  the  BMCP  was  a  sell-out 
with  students  from  all  over  in  atten- 
dance (Black  Affairs,  page  6). 

1 

Extended  Forecast 

Today  will  be  partly  sunny  with  a 
few  scattered  clouds.  Wednesday  will 
be  mostly  cloudy.  Thursday  won't  be 
much  better  with  partly  cloudy  weath- 
er. Stay  in  bed  all  week. 


HIGH:  65 
low:  55 


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High:  65 
LOW:  58 


HIGH:  65 
LOW:  50 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  25 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Daily  Since  1967 


Tuesday,  October  18,  1994 


Surgeon  General  pinpoints 
education  to  improve  health 


By  J«»sica  Tavema 

Collegian  SlaK 


The  United  States  should  educate  rather  than  legislate 
morals,  to  improve  our  nation's  health  care  and  reduce 
ignorance  in  poor  communities,  according  to  U.S. 
Surgeon  General  loycelyn  Elders. 

Elders  spoke  of  initiating  nationwide  education  and 
awareness  in  her  speech  on  "Women's  Health  in  the  Era 
of  Health  Care  Reform"  at 
Smith  College  yesterday. 

"If  we  spent  as  much 
time  trying  to  educate 
America  on  the  HIV  virus 
as  we  did  watching  the 
0.|.  Simpson  trial  on  tele- 
vision, we  would  already 
have  a  far  more  educated 
society,"  Elders  said. 

Prevention  should  be  an 
vnphasis 

Elders  said  to  effectively 
educate  and  yield  hope  for 
generations  to  come,  pre- 
vention of  problems  should 
be  the  emphasis.  By  pre- 
venting social  problems 
before  they  get  out  of  hand, 
the  nation  could  save  lives 
and  money,  she  said. 

"Our  children  are  out 
svtrimming  in  an  ocean  sur- 
rounded by  sharks  and  we  are  sitting  on  the  shore,  sipping 
from  fountains  of  'lust  Say  No'."  Elders  said. 

With  it  costing  more  than  $1  million  dollars  to  keep 
someone  detained  in  prison  and  each  prison  lolling  in  at 
$55,000.  it  ends  up  being  cheaper  to  put  kids  through 
four  years  at  Smith  College  than  it  is  to  keep  them  in 
prison.  Elders  said. 

Sodelal  problems  arc  to  blame 

Society  needs  lo  deal  with  the  heart  of  social  and 


behavioral  problems  causing  a  rise  in  prison  rates,  wide- 
spread poverty,  disintegration  of  the  family  unit  and  an 
increase  in  teen  pregnancies.  Elders  said. 

"We  can't  control  who  their  parents  are  or  the  neigh- 
borhoods they  live  in,  but  we  can  enrich  their  lives  at 
school."  Elders  said.  This  entails  offering  sex  education. 

Unprotected  sex  and  teen  pregnancies  are  the  main 
causes  of  poverty,  and  the  other  problems  result  from 
this.  Elders  said. 

"Sex  at  an  early  age 
leads  to  more  than  one 
million  pregnancies  of  girls 
19  years  and  younger  a 
year."  Elders  said.  "There 
are  400.000  abortions  a 
year  and  more  than  three 
million  teen-agers  catch 
sexually-transmitted  dis- 
eases a  year." 

If  both  male  and  female 
teen-agers  were  educated, 
the  number  of  unwanted 
pregnancies  would  be 
reduced  and  Elders  would 
come  closer  to  her  goal  of 
making  every  child 
planned  and  wanted 
before  it  arrives,  she  said. 

Elders  also  said  the  edu- 
cation process  is  the 
responsibility  of  everyone 
—  schools,  churches,  busi- 
nesses, government  and 

the  media. 

"In  order  to  have  a  healthy  society,  we  all  need  lo  reach 
out  and  be  responsible."  Elders  said.  "We  need  to  offer 
people  the  skills  on  how  to  survive  and  thrive." 

She  urged  the  women  in  the  audience  to  grasp  the 
opportunity  to  give  someone  in  need  a  "voice  in  their  ear, 
a  vision  in  their  eye  and  a  song  in  their  heart.' 


NATHAN  MAITIN  I  COILICIAN 

U.S.  Surgeon  General  loycelyn  Elders 


Tcim  to  EIDERS,  page  3 


NATHAN  MA*nN  /  COILICIAN 

Smith  junior  Megan  Flanagan,  who  is  pro^hoice  argues  with  Massachusetts  Citizens  for  Life  member 
Barbara  Zaiot,  across  from  )ohn  M.  Greene  Hall  in  Northampton^  The  prc^  ^''»?'°;''?.  TJ?,  ^h^"^  h« 
Surgeon  General  loycelyn  Elders,  who  spoke  at  Smith  College  yesterday.  They  said  they  felt  that  the  other 
side^  the  abortion  issue  needed  to  be  presented,  according  to  one  member  who  declined  to  gjve  her 
name.  Elders  is  in  favor  of  legal  abortion.  A  group  of  Smith  College  students  later  made  a  pro-choice  banner 
in  response  to  the  protesters. 


Program  moves  to  help 
violence  against  women 


ByrunWtNl* 

Collegton  Staff 


Editors  Note:  This  is  the  second 
in  a  four-part  series  looking  at  the 
services  available  for  men 
involved  in  domestic  violence. 

Amherst-  —  The  Men's 
Resource  Center  (MRC)  of 
Western  Massachusetts  struggles 
to  fight  men's  violence  against 
women  through  iheir  Men 
Overcoming  Violence  program 
(MOVE). 

Started  in  1989.  MOVE  has 
been  a  regular  program  of  the 
MRC.  The  program  was  certified 
in  1991  by  the  Department  of 
Public  Health  as  a  batterer  inter- 
vention program. 

According  to  Steve  Botkin. 
co-director  for  the  MRC.  50  per- 
cent of  the  men  that  go  through 
the  program  come  on  their  own 
accord,  and  70  percent  arc  man 
dated  by  the  Hampshire  County 
and  Ware  district  courts. 

Overcomini  violence 

The  24-week  program  starts 
out  with  an  initial  one-on-one 
interview  with  the  batter,  accord- 
ing to  Botkin.  Approximately  120 
people  go  through  the  interview 
process  yearly. 

"The  in-iakc  interview  is  a  pret- 
ty extensive  process,"  said 
Stephen  Trudel.  a  MOVE  coun- 
sebr.  "We  ask  the  man  questions 
about  the  relationship  and  aboui 
the  incident  ihat  took  place." 

Trudel  said  the  weekly  meetings 
then  operate  in  two  different 
areas.  The  first  i«  confronting  the 
abuse  and  violence,  and  the  sec- 
ond is  a  support  measure  for  the 
men. 

'We  don't  support  the  violent 
actions,  but  we  are  supportive  to 
them  as  individuals."  Trudel  said 

Trudel  also  said  a  major  part  in 
the  program  is  teaching  a  process 
call«l  'time  out." 

"It  works  in  three  parts," 
Trudel  said.  "The  first  part  is  we 
have  them  identify  iheir  worry 
signs,  like  biting  their  nails* 

According  to  Trudel.  the  next 
step  is  for  a  man  to  realize  the 
significance  of  worrying  signs  in 
relation  lo  abusive  patterns,  and 
to  take  sotne  time  out, 

"Like  an  hour."  Trudel  said. 
'It's  important  to  make  an  agree- 
ment with  the  partner  that  you 
will  be  back,  and  that  it's  not  her 
fault- 
Partner  interaction 

Another  part  in  the  MOVE 
prwess  is  to  have  interaction  with 


a  man's  partner. 

Sara  Elinoff.  the  partner  con- 
tact coordinator,  said  her  job  is  to 
contact  the  current  partner,  and 
past  partners  of  the  man  in  the 
program. 

"Most  men  tend  to  minimize 
level  of  abusiveness,"  Elinoff  said. 
"Part  of  the  process  is  to  get  a 
more  complete  picture." 

The  counselors  do  not  tell  the 
man  what  information  they 
received  from  the  partner. 
According  to  Elinoff.  it  could  be 
risky  for  the  woman  if  specific 
information  was  relayed  to  the 
man. 

They  also  offer  a  free  weekly 
meeting  for  women  who  have 
partners  in  the  MOVE  program. 
Elinoff  said. 

"Most  women  are  cooperative." 
Elinoff  said.  "Some  don't  want  to 
talk  and  we  respect  that." 

Financial  difTicullies 

Of  the  120  people  who  are 
interviewed  a  year,  about  half 
actually  go  through  the  entire 
24- week  program. 

According  to  Botkin.  the 
biggest  reason  people  do  not  com- 
plete the  program  is  because  of 
financial  issues. 

The  program  is  $50  per  weekly 
session,  which  amounts  to  $750 
for  the  entire  program. 

The  state  does  not  give  any 
funding  lo  the  program. 

"It's  one  of  the  biggest  prob- 
lems we  face,"  Botkin  said  "A  lot 
of  the  people  who  come  through 
the  courts  are  people  who  are  in 
financial  need,  and  can't  afford 
the  program." 

Botkin  said  there  are  two  slots 
per  session  which  offer  a  $15  fee. 
hut  those  fill  up  quickly 

Occasionally  men  don't  want  lo 
participate 

Because  the  program  is  often 
court  mandated,  Botkin  said  the 
MOVE  program  occasionally  has 
to  tackle  with  some  some  men 
who  have  a  negative  attitude 
toward  participating. 

"Often  people  come  with  a  neg- 
ative attitude.  The  system  is  not 
particularly  compassionate,  people 
often  end  up  feeling  jerked 
around."  Botkin  said. 

Trudel  said  it  is  unusual  for 
someone  to  go  through  the  entire 
six-month  program  uncoopera- 
tive. 

"Part  of  our  job  is  lo  help  men 
see  there  is  an  opportunity  for 
them  to  get  something  that  is  use- 
ful for  them.  Not  just  punish- 
ment." Botkin  said. 


Vigil  set  for  women  affected  by  breast  cancer 


News 
Analysis 


By  Emily  Marino 

ColUgion  Staff 


SIIV»  niXXLA  /  COdlOAN 

The  breast  cancer  vigil  Included  a  clothesline  full  of  shirts  to  represent  women  affected  by  breast  cancer. 

— cancer  after  having  lived  near  orchards  ihai  used  pesticides 

Miller,  an  artist  who  has  worked  in  Boston  and  who  is  a 
graduate  student  in  ceramics  at  UMass.  reported  on  an 
earlier  talk  given  by  epidemiologists  The  lecture  revealed 
findings  that  three  out  of  10  U.S.  Census  Districts  with 
the  highest  nuclear  reactor  emission*  also  happen  to  have 
the  highest  breast  cancer  mortality  rates 

"This  leads  us  lo  consider  what  rcsponsibilily  we  have 
to  one  another  in  pressing  for  careful  environmental  moni- 
toring and  effective  controls."  Miller  said. 

The  final  installment  of  Miller's 
project  is  a  vigil  which  will  occur  this 
afterTMon  at  4  p.m.  outside  of  Herter 
Hall. 

During  the  vigil,  survivors  of 
breast  cancer  will  share  their  stories, 
and  participators  will  commemorate 
National  Breast  Cancer  Awareness 
Day.  Miller  said  she  hopes  to  create 
an  environment  at  the  vigil  which  is 
both  a  solemn  and  delicate  context 
for  discussion. 

Miller  said  listeners  will  likely  draw 
strength  from  hearing  survivors'  sto 

ries.  and  a  circle  will  be  formed  lo 

—————      honor  the  connections  in  life. 

"It's  not  just  a  question  of  finding  our  lumps  early,  but 
a  question  of  what  strategies  we  can  develop  to  reverse 
this  epidemic,"  Miller  said. 

Miller  created  this  project  last  year  after  having  discov 
ered  that  the  rate  of  women  who  develop  breast  cancer 
annually  jumped  from  1  in  9  to  1  in  8. 
"That  really  jolted  me,"  Miller  said. 
She  also  said  that  rather  than  push  for  more  research  to 
be  done,  she  wanted  lo  work  within  the  community  to 
draw  support  on  a  local  level 

Survivors  of  breast  cancer  and  others  who  have  been 
affected  by  this  disease  are  welcome  to  speak  and  share 
scxigs  and  poems  at  today's  vigil. 

Miller  said  funds  are  still  r.eed«l  to  match  the  grant 
given  by  the  UMass  Arts  Council.  Miller  cm  be  contacted 
at  the  vigil  today  at  4  p.m. 


The  hanging  shirts  range  from  tic-dyes  to  stripes, 
sweaters  to  button-downs.  Each  represents  a  woman  who 
will  die  today  from  breast  cancer  in  the  United  Slates. 

The  l-shirts  are  part  of  a  public  art  works  projeci  called 
"Women's  Answers  to  Breast  Cancer.  II  " 

The  project  is  a  two-part  art  installation  created  to  pro- 
mote discourse  via  an  esthetic  context  on  breast  cancer. 

"The  emphasis  on  this  projeci  is 
public  discourse,"  said  Project 
Coordinator  Sunny  Miller.  "I  am 
interested  in  women  offering  advice 
lo  one  another  about  all  aspects  of 
breast  cancer." 

Last  week  students  were  given  the 
opportunity  to  leave  their  impres- 
sions on  clay  stepping  stones,  to  be 
accompanied  by  1 .400  squares  of  red 
masking  tape  Each  square  will  rep- 
resent the  1,400  women  who  were 
affected  by  breast  cancer  in 
Massachusetts  last  year. 

Thi«  second  week  of  the  project      _^___^_^^_ 
features  the  t-»hirts.  which  have 
been  donated  by  members  of  the  community,  including 
international   students   from   the   Department   of 
Education. 

The  t-shirts  symbolically  remind  viewers  that  breast 
cancer  affects  women  of  all  backgrounds,  regardless  of 
class,  race  or  even  lifestyle. 

Since  the  cause  of  this  deadly  disease  is  still  unknown. 
Miller  said  there  is  a  need  lo  devetop  a  "context  of  commu- 
nity in  which  discussion  helps  solve  problems."  in  a  society 
in  which  all  women  are  vulnerable  lo  breast  cancer. 

"Last  year,  (at  the  project  vigil)  when  we  heard  the 
story  of  a  student  in  her  early  ZOs  having  a  double  mastec 
tomy.  students  became  aware  that  this  disease  could  affwt 
them  now,  as  well  as  in  their  40»  and  50s."  Miller  said. 

A  graduate  student  who  participated  in  the  project  last 
year  also  told  the  story  of  her  mother  who  died  of  breast 


"This  leads  us  to  con- 
sider what  responsibility 
we  have  to  one  another 
in  pressing  for  careful 
environmental  monitor- 
ing and  effective  con- 
trols...but  a  question  of 
strategies  we  can  devel- 
op to  reverse  this  epi- 
demic. "—  Sunny  Miller 


Net*;  treatments 
alloiv  ijictims  to 
fedempowered 

SylbSoiat 

Cahgion  Corraspondanl 

TTte  subject  of  breast  c«nc«r 
can  aiouae  feeJings  of  fear,  anx- 
iety and  powerlessness  for 
women. 

Moft  women  have  had  some 
contact  with  the  disease, 
through  family,  friends  or  gen- 
eral awareness.  Cancer  In  gen- 
ertU  ia  frightening  in  its  myste- 
riotuncM,  iu  prevalence,  and 
the  harm  it 
does. 

Breait 
cancer  It 
particular 
frigtitening  because  it  U  poten- 
tially mutilating,  potentially 
deadly,  and  because  women  ut 
mainly  at  risk. 

According  to  Health 
Magazine,  the  average  woman 
today  has  an  89  percent  chance 
of  not  getting  breast  cancer. 

But  still  the  mystery  and  the 
fear  of  brea.it  cancer  remains. 
As  with  any  other  type  of  can- 
cer, there  Is  no  clear  answer  aa 
to  the  cause  of  breaii  cancer. 

Any  combination  of  factors 
may  be  aiiributed  lo  the  dis- 
eaac  —  from  a  family  history  of 
diseaae,  environmental  carcino- 
gen*, to  stress  and  diet. 

One  large  study  found  that 
nearly  70  percent  of  women 
with  breast  cancer  had  none  of 
the  major  risk  factort  generally 
associated  with  the  disease. 

Studies  have  linked  female 
hormones,  both  natural  and 
taken  Into  the  body,  with 
breast  cancer. 

Most  cases  of  breast  cancer 
begin  when  a  braait  cell 
mutates,  exposing  It  to  unre- 
strained growth  and  raproduc- 
tion. 

Benign  cell  growth  Is  falrlv 
slow  and  '^<'cs  not  attack 
healthy  nearby  cells.  Malignant 
cell  growth  is  quicker  and 
destructive. 

Breasts  conuin  almost  all  the 
kinds  of  tissue  found  in  the 
body.  Breast  cells  arc  varied, 
have  many  functions,  and 
undergo  constant  changes  and 
hormone  influx,  which  makes 
them  nwrc  xoilncrable  to  muta> 
tion. 

Most  breast  cancer  occurs  in 
older  women,  and  studies  have 

lif n  to  CANCn.  poo*  3 


Page  2  /  Tuesday,  October  1«,  1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Police  Log 


Compiled  by  Kelly  Spang 
from  University  reports 


Assault 
Oct.  5 

Maria  Cabono.  18.  of  78  Thayer 
Road  in  Monsun  was  arrested  on 
ILasiman  Lane  fur  assault  and  bat- 
tery with  a  dangerous  weapon. 
Oct.  14 

An  individual  reported  a  vehicle 
being  operated  erratically  which 
endangered  his  safety  and  that  of 
his  vehicle  resulted  in  two  subjects 
pounding  on  his  vehicle  and  threat- 
ening him  when  he  stopped  for  a 
light  on  Amity  Street.  The  case  is 
under  investigation. 

Liquor  Law  Violation 

Oa   14 

Amy  Howard.  18.  of  265  Dover 
Road  in  Westwood  was  arrested 
for  a  minor  carrying  alcoholic  bev- 
erages. 

Hossein  Bayat.  18.  of  159 
Whilcwood  Road  Westwood  was 
arrested  for  a  minor  carrying  alco- 
holic beverages. 

Jeffrey  Hodge.  18.  of  119 
Carlisle  Road  in  Westwood  was 
arrested  for  a  minor  carrying  alco- 
holic beverages. 

Fire  Alarm 

Oct.  II 

A  trash  can  fire  of  the  third 
floor  of  Pierpont  Residence  Hall 
was  responsible  for  an  alarm  to 
which  the  Amherst  Fire 
Department.  Occupants  carried 
the  basket  into  the  bathroom  to 
extinguish  it. 

Drug  Offense 

Oct.  1 1 

lohn  Kelly.  19.  of  26  Duira  Ave. 
in  South  Dartmouth  was  arrested 
in  |ohn  Q.  Adams  Residence  Hall 
for  illegal  possession  of  a  class  D 
substance. 

Vandalism 

Oct.  3 

An  individual  reported  some 
type  of  projectile  broke  her  win- 
dow in  her  dorm  room  in  James 
Residence  Hall. 
Oa.  12 

Homophobic  graffiti  was  written 


on  a  poster  advertising  National 
Coming  Out  Week. 

Intoxicated  Person 

Oa  7 

An  individual  who  was  found 
intoxicated  in  the  lobby  of  Hertcr 
Hall  was  issued  a  trespass  notice 
after  refusing  to  leave  the  campus 
voluntarily. 
Uci.  8 

An  18-year-old  individual  found 
outside  Kennedy  Residence  Hall 
was  place  into  protective  custody. 
Oct.  14 

A  18-ycar-old  individual  was 
placed  into  protective  custody  in 
Lot  40  near  Boyden  Gym. 

A  23-year-old  individual  found 
unconscious  in  the  fifth  Toor  bath- 
room in  Field  Residence  Hall  was 
placed  into  protective  custody  after 
being  checked  by  ambulance  per- 
sonnel. 

Disorderly  Conduct 

Oci.  n 

Staff  reported  an  individual  exit- 
ed through  the  north  doorway  of 
the  Whitmore  Administration 
Building,  forcing  thiwugh  the  door 
and  breaking  the  glass. 

Motor  Vehicle  Traffic  Stops 

Oct.  3 

Loren  Miller.  24.  of  63  Gothic 
St.  in  Northampton  was  arrested 
on  Commonwealth  Avenue  for 
operating  without  a  license  and 
operating  an  unregistered  motor 
vehicle. 
Oct.  8 

lulian  Brida.  21.  of  37  Fair  St.  in 
Northampton  was  stopped  on 
Stockbridge  Road  for  operating 
without  a  motor  vehicle  license. 

Mosheer  Rashid.  18.  of 
Wcthersfield,  Conn.,  was  arrested 
for  operating  after  his  license  or 
right  to  operate  a  motor  vehicle 
was  suspended,  operating  under 
the  influence  of  alcohol,  operating 
a  motor  vehicle  without  license  in 
his  possession,  speeding,  and  of)er- 
ating  under  the  influence  of  drugs. 
Oct.  9 

lohn  Robertshaw.  47.  of  171 


Pomerory  Lane  was  arrested  on 
Lincoln  Avenue  for  operating  an 
unregistered  trailer,  operating  an 
uninsured  vehicle,  operating  a 
motor  vehicle  without  a  license, 
and  attaching  plates  to  a  motor 
vehicle. 
Oct.  14 

Michelle  Meuller.  20.  of 
Winthrop.  Maine  was  arrested  on 
Fearing  Street  for  operating  under 
the  influence  of  alcohol,  operating 
on  a  sidewalk,  speeding,  violating 
the  scat  belt  law,  and  malicious 
injury  to  state  property. 

Larceny 

Oct.  2 

An  individual  reported  her  credit 
card  was  stolen  from  her  room  in 
lohn  Adams  Residence  Hall. 
Oct.  3 

An     individual     reported    a 
microwave  oven  and  a  toaster  oven 
were  stolen  from  an  office  in 
Middlesex  House. 
Oct.  4 

An  individual  reported  six  bun- 
dles of  cattails  stolen  from  the  out- 
side courtyard  by  Machmer  Hall. 
Oct.  5 

An  individual  reported  her  wal- 
let stolen  from  her  unlocked  room 
in  Patterson  Residence  Hall. 
Oct.  12 

An  individual  reported  a  dia- 
mond ring  stolen  from  the  dresser 
in  her  room  in  Leach  Residence 
Hall. 
Oct.  13 

An  individual  reported  a  room 
key  and  the  key  to  her  vehicle 
stolen  from  her  room  in  Kennedy 
Residence  Hall. 

Bike  Thefl 

Oct.  1 1 

An  individual  reported  his  bike 
stolen  from  the  outside  railing  of 
Worcester  Dining  Commons  where 
it  was  locked. 

Suspicious  Activity 

Oct.  2 

Staff  reported  a  problem  with  an 
individual  who  is  taking  food  from 
Franklin  Dining  Commons. 


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Tuesday,  Oct.  18 

Event  —  Honor  "Women's 
Answers  to  Breast  Cancer."  outdoors 
west  of  Herter  Hall.  UMass.  4  p.m 

Meeting  —  Lesbian  Bisexual  Gay 
Alliance.  Campus  Center  room  803. 
7  p.m.  to  8:30  p.m. 

Meeting  —  Prospective  new  exer- 
cise science  undergraduate  majors.  5 
p.m.  to  b  p.m.,  Boyden  room  249. 

Attention  —  Attendance  will  be 
taken  in  Psychology  217.  Cruelty  and 
Kindness:  The  Psychology  of  Good 
and  Evil. 

Exam  —  Psychology  305  exam  will 
be  today  for  Professor  Harry 
Schumer.  Bartlett  65. 

Social  —  LBGA  Info-Social, 
Campus  Center  room  803.  7  p.m.  to 
8:50  p.m. 

Film  —  Not  at  the  Mall:  A  Series 
of  Film  Experiences  You  Won't  Find 
Anywhere  Else.  Bartlett  Hall.  UMass. 
7  p.m. 

Music  —  Faculty  Recital:  Ravel's 
World,  Bezanson  Recital  Hall, 
UMass,  8  p.m. 

Wednesday,  Oct.  19 

Meeting   —    Lesbian    Bisexual 


Woman's  Union.  LBGA  office.  41 5B 
Student  Union.  7  p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Seminar  —  Dr.  Ron  Booker, 
"Regulation  of  postembryonic  neuro- 
genesis in  the  moth,"  Morrill-South 
room  203,  4  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Richard  Ryan, 
Rayerwealher  202-203,  Amherst 
College,  free,  4:1 5  p.m. 

Video  —  Mephisto,  Hooker 
Auditorium,  Mount  Holyoke  College, 
7:30  p.m. 

Thursday.  Oct.  20 

Meeting  —  The  Grief  Survival 
Group,  a  support  group  for  those 
who  have  suffered  loss,.  Campus 
Center,  UMass,  7  p.m. 

Multi-Arts  —  Arts  Council, 
ARTeVENTives  at  the  maze, 
UMass.  Maze  is  located  at  the  stadi- 
um Slop  of  the  PVTA  Campus 
Shuttle. 

Meeting  —  Bisexual  Rap  Group, 
4ih  floor  lounge,  Mary  Lyon  House, 
Northeast,  UMass,  7:30  p.m.  to  9 
p.m. 

Film  —  Fantastic  Cinema: 
Legends.  Myths,  Adventures.  Herter 
Hall  227,  UMass,  free,  7:50  p.m. 

Symposium  —  The  O.).  Simpson 


Case:  A  Deconstruction  of  Legal  and 
Media  Issues,  Main  Lecture  Hall.  HC, 
7:30  p.m. 

Friday.  Oct.  21 

Lecture  —  Visiting  Lecturer  Series 
in  Geology,  Morrill  Science  Center 
room  131,  UMass,  3:30  p.m. 

Lecture  —-  Gendered  Social 
Knowledge:  Domestic  Discourse, 
lane  Addams,  and  the  Possibilities  of 
Social  Science,  Neilson  Library 
Browsing  Room,  Smith  College,  4:15 
p.m. 

Film  —  Nazarin.  Wright  Hall  audi- 
torium, Smith  College,  free,  show 
times:  7  p.m.  and  9  p.m. 

Community  —  Rub  Shoulders  with 
Royalty  —  The  Shabbat  Queen  is 
here,  Chabad  House,  7  p.m. 

Film  —  Treasure  of  the  Sierra 
Madre,  Campus  Center  Theater, 
Amherst  College.  $1.75,  show  times: 
7:30  p.m.  and  10  p.m. 

Dance  —  Shapiro  and  Smith 
Dance  Company.  Bowker 
Auditorium.  UMass.  8  p.m..  ticket 
information:  545-2511. 

Theater  —  The  Swan, 
Fayerweather  Studio.  Amherst,  free. 
8  p.m. 


President  pleas  for  reconciliation 

Mob  bums  down  houses  and  stores  in  the  city  of  Qonaives 


By  Michael  Norton 

Associated  Press 


Correction 

In  yesterday's  Colleen,  the  headline  for  the  front  page 
story  about  Haiti  was  incorrect.  The  first  killing  was  com- 
mitted by  a  member  of  an  anti-Aristide  paramilitary 
group. 

The  Collegian  regrets  the  error. 


The  Daily  Collegian's  Black  Affairs  page  is  an 
integral  link  between  the  community  and  the 
UMass  campus. 

We  are  revitalizing  our  coverage  of  campus 
life,  and  you  can  be  a  vital  part  of  it. 

Contact  Black  Affairs  Editor  Chris  Conner 
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DAILY  COLLEGIAN 

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PORT-AU-PRINCE.  Haiti  —  President  lean-Bertrand 
Aristide  preached  anew  for  reconciliation  from  behind  his 
bulletproof  shield  Monday,  hours  after  a  mob  torched  the 
family  home  of  Haiti's  new  army  commander. 

Fifteen  buildings  were  set  afire  and  one  man  killed  in 
the  coastal  town  of  Gonaives  after  a  false  rumor  spread 
Sunday  night  that  Maj.  Gen.  lean-Claude  Duperval  had 
led  a  coup  attempt  against  Aristide. 

After  three  years  of  army  rule.  Aristide  faces  a  major 
challenge  in  persuading  his  nation  to  put  aside  the  desire 
lor  vengeance. 

At  the  same  time,  concern  for  Aristide's  security  has 
practically  made  him  a  prisoner  of  the  National  Palace, 
where  his  appearances  have  been  from  behind  a  bullet- 
proof shield  on  the  palace  steps. 

The  mob  attack  in  Gonaives,  100  miles  north  of  Port- 
au-Prince,  occurred  after  .Aristide  summoned  Duperval  to 
the  National  Palace  on  Sunday  to  discuss  how  to  disman- 
tle the  military,  including  cutting  the  army  roster  by  80 
percent. 

U.S.  troops  guarding  the  palace  unloaded  Duperval's 
normal  sidcarms.  prompting  unfounde<j  rumors  to  spread 
that  the  army  chief  had  tried  to  topple  Aristide. 

At  least  10  houses  and  Five  stores  were  burned  in  the 
city  of  Gonaives.  including  one  belonging  to  Duperval's 
mother  and  another  belonging  to  the  grandmother  of  for- 
mer junta  leader  Lt.  Col.  Michel  Francois.  A  grain  depot 
owned  by  the  Brandts,  one  of  Haiti's  richest  families,  was 
looted. 

Radio  Signal  FM  said  U.S.  and  Haitian  soldiers  arrested 
109  people  in  putting  down  the  violence  in  Gonaives. 

In  a  brief  speech  Monday  at  the  National  Palace, 
Aristide  urged  'creating  a  state  of  law  like  all  modem 
societies." 

Underlining  Aristide's  plea  for  reconciliation,  Duperval 


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UMass  Arts  Council  Praents 

performance  interventions 

at  public  art  sites  &  courtyards 


To  celebrate  the  ReMaze... 

Ma^e  Interventions: 

Reclaiming  a  (lampus 

Public  Art  Site. 

A  1994  CuHalvfutlve  Pniint  li  Ihr 
Uitlymlly  ArU  Coiimtl  iml  Pytkat  Pluni 

3:30  -  6.O0 

Beginning  with  the  musical 

sounds  of  Flutes  on  the 

Meadow  with  Gordon 

Korstangt  and  Rajrsh 

Rartganathan,  South  Asian  flute 

ami  drum;  Barney  McElhone  of 

'The  Hards' 

on  the  Irish  tirt  whistle;  and 

HAWK  (Nipmuc),  Native 

American  Flt4tes. 


enttves 

October  20 


3:30  -  6KX)  "Before  the  First  Frost"  bulb  planting. 

naming  and  resowing  of  wiUlflowers  in  the  meadow  of 
the  Ma/.e.  Student  volimteen  needed  for  this  momentous 
planting  evertt  -  signup  before  or  just  he  there  to  partici- 
pate. 

S.-OO  Dedication  and  appreciation  of  this  ReMazedpuNk 

art  site. 

All  throughout  this  artF.ventives  there  will  be  ReMazing 
refreshments  ofaisp  orchard  apples,  popped  com,  and 
cider. 

The  MAZE  is  located  near  the  Stadium  stop  on  the  PVTA 
Campus  Shuttle  (southbound)  nmning  every  IS  minutes 

ReMa^njt  awhtanrr  and  wppon  ftrnn-  UMan  Arts 
(  oiinHI   rnlvrnitv  IMtol  PWmt.  Soiith  Avian  Mintc  ft 
Ilancp  Projirain  <>f  the  tint  Am  (  mier:  Monlqur 
h>nlham  lAlirnakll  «<  WMIA  i  'KllaV  Departmenl  of 
landvap*  Anhltv^-tim  H  RfKlonal  flatintnit  Lama 
'  Wllion  iMI  A  o^l  and  I  nrt  tklnlngn  iMI  A  OS).  Mike 
J  I>av1d«in,  Mockbftdge  ichool  of  A«rtnilMni  and 
many  mher  jprdenei  Mendi  and  facility. 


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joined  the  Haitian  leader  on  the  palace  stairs  and  helped 
him  hoist  the  Haitian  flag. 

Then  Duperval  offered  Aristide  a  crisp  salute  and  ener- 
getic handshake.  The  army  chief  was  promoted  last  week 
to  replace  coup  leader  Raoul  Cedras.  who  fled  into  exile. 

Enthusiastic  crowds  briefly  prevented  Aristide's  motor- 
cade from  leaving  the  palace  to  lay  a  wreath  at  Haiti's 
national  museum  to  commemorate  the  assassination  in 
1806  of  |ean-|acques  Dcssalines.  one  of  Haiti's  founding 
fathers. 

Aristide's  motorcade  retreated,  then  used  a  back  exit  to 
get  to  the  nearby  national  museum. 

Later  Monday,  Duperval  ordered  all  soldiers  on  leave  to 
return  to  their  pwsts  on  Tuesday.  Only  a  small  fraction  of 
Haiti's  soldiers  have  been  reporting  for  duty  since  Cedras" 
resignation. 

Aristide  plans  to  cut  the  forces  from  7,450  to  1,500. 

Aristide  officials  sought  Monday  to  put  an  end  to  the 
violence. 

Information  Minister  Herve  Denis  said  anyone  caught 
looting  or  targeting  the  homes  of  Aristide's  political  oppo- 
nents would  be  arrested. 

The  lower  house  of  Parliament  protested  the  violence  in 
a  statement.  "It  doesn't  seem  that  President  Aristide  can 
control  the  people."  said  Emmanuel  Rcymc.  an  opposition 
legislator  and  secretary  of  the  Chamber  of  Deputies. 

Violence  has  been  compounded  by  the  disappearance  of 
many  of  Haiti's  soldiers  and  police,  putting  American 
troops  and  international  police  monitors  in  the  middle  of 
disputes  that  are  dinicult  to  decipher. 

During  one  street  dispute  in  Port-au-Prince  Monday,  a 
pregnant  woman  told  American  troops  that  a  man  had 
threatened  her.  But  a  crowd  told  the  Americans  she  was 
using  thetn  to  nettle  a  business  quarrel. 

Meanwhile,  the  U.S.  military  said  the  bodies  of  two 
slain  men  were  discovered  Sunday  near  the  Cite  Soleil 
area.  A  spokesman.  Navy  Lt.  Mark  McCaffrey,  had  no  fur- 
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Phon-a-thon  helping  to  bring  the  money 


By  Mike  MatofMli 

Collegian  Correipoodenl 


The  Newman  Center  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  is  well 
on  its  way  raising  the  funds  necessary 
to  keep  the  center  going. 

The  annual  phon-a-thon  held  at 
the  center  targets  alumni  to  donate 
money.  Already  half  way  through  the 
annual  event,  which  began  Oct.  9. 
volunteers  have  raised  about  60  per- 
cent of  the  $140,000  goal. 

The  Newman  Center,  located  on 
campus,  is  not  supported  by  the  state 
or  the  University.  A  wide  variety  of 
services  are  offered,  including  Roman 
Catholic  masses  and  counseling. 

"I  feel  very  confident  that  we  will 
reach  our  goal",  said  Ken  Gordon. 


economics  major  and  the  student 
director  of  the  phon-a-thon.  "The 
phon-a-thon  is  a  great  way  for  me  to 
gain  experience  in  my  major  and 
Father  FrancisiLavelle)  really  makes 
the  experience  special." 

Rev.  Francis  P.  Lavelle.  the 
Catholic  student  Center's  director, 
said  he  is  pleased  with  the 
phon-a-thon's  quick  start. 

"The  phon-a-thon  is  critical  in  our 
efforts  to  keep  the  Newman  Center 
open,  as  it  accounts  for  almost 
one-third  of  our  annual  income," 
Lavelle  said.  "The  kids  have  been 
great." 

Maxwell  Soda,  a  phon-a-thon  vol- 
unteer for  the  past  three  years,  said 
the  phon-a-thon  is  like  a  team. 

"Honestly,  I'm  just  happy  to  be 


here  and  always  glad  to  help  the 
team,'  Soda  said. 

Volunteers  are  always  needed, 
regardless  of  religion. 

Gordon,  who  is  Jewish  said,  "The 
Newman  Center  is  not  just  for 
Catholic  people.  I'm  lewish  and  I 
have  come  down  here  and  found  a 
second  home." 

While  the  phon-a-thon  appears  to 
be  starting  strong,  lavelle  said  about 
half  way  through  the  fund  raiser, 
donations  typically  drop  ofL 

"We  count  on  the  particular  alumni, 
who  did  in  fact  use  the  Newman 
Center  in  their  years  at  UMass,"  Lavelle 
said.  "But  we  understand  how  the 
recession  has  made  things  difficult." 

Within  the  UMass  campus,  the 
Greek  community  has  been  very 


much  involved  with  the 
phon-a-thon,  particularly  Sigma  Phi 
Epsilon.  according  to  Gordon  who 
also  a  member  of  the  fraternity. 

"I  try  to  get  the  guys  down  here  as 
often  as  possible."  he  said.  "And  it 
seems  to  be  paying  off  because  no 
other  fraternity  or  sorority  is  even 
close  to  us." 

Fraternities  and  sororities  compete 
against  each  other  to  raise  the  most 
money  towards  the  phon-a-thon. 
Teams  of  people  also  enter  the  com- 
petition. 

According  to  a  poster  announcing 
contribution  standings.  Sigma  Phi 
Epsilon  has  raised  over  $7,000  dol- 
lars and  is  well  ahead  of  all  other 
Greek  and  team  competition  for  rais- 
ing the  most  money. 


UMass  professors  give  new,  helpful  incite  to  group 

Class  teaches  EPA  economic  analysis  in  making  environmental  policy  decisions 


By  Christopher  Hasselt 

Collegian  SlaFf 


Professors  of  (he  University  of 
Massachusetts  resource  economics 
department  are  teaching  an  environ- 
mental economics  class  to  some  very 
influential  students  —  officials  of  the 
Environmental  Protection  Agencv 
(EPA), 

Professors  Barry  Field,  Thomas 
Stevens,  lohn  Slranlund,  and  Cleve 
Willis  offer  a  course  entitled 
"Economics  and  the  Environment" 
every  Wednesday  at  the  EPA  head- 
quarters in  Boston. 

According  to  Field,  the  EPA 
approached  the  University  last 
December  to  discuss  putting  together 


a  proposal  for  the  class.  Field  said 
UMass  was  not  the  only  school 
approac"hed  with  the  idea. 

"It  was  identified  that  we  needed 
to  be  more  knowledgeable  on  the 
topic  [of  environmental  economics] 
in  a  training  needs  asses.sment."  said 
Cindy  Maynard,  a  human  resource 
development  specialist  for  the  EPA 
Region  I  office. 

Forty  members  of  the  EPA's 
Region  I  office  are  taking  the  class. 

Region  I  is  a  federal  branch  of  the 
EPA  comprised  of  the  New  England 
area. 

"What  we  are  trying  to  do  is  pro- 
vide an  introduction  to  use  economic 
analysis  in  making  environmental 
policy  decisions."  Stevens  said. 


"Policy  that  provides  industry  with  an 
incentive  which  might  be  cost  cut- 
ting." 

The  class  is  mostly  based  on 
Field's  book  Environmental 
Economics.  It  is  one  of  three  pub- 
lished texts  in  the  field  of  environ- 
mental economics. 

"This  is  a  very  popular  topic  these 
days,"  Field  said.  "It  is  becoming  a 
popular  subject  around  the  coun- 
try." He  also  said  University  enroll- 
ment in  environmental  economics 
classes  has  risen  in  the  past  few 
years. 

According  to  Willis,  the  class  intro- 
duces the  officers  to  some  "fairly  new 
notions  to  them"  concerning  "new 
environmentalism." 


Elders 


continued  from  page  1 
Women  should  empower  the  country 

Women  should  serve  as  the  voice  and  vision  of  the  poor 
and  powerless,  and  work  to  nurture  and  empower  the  dis- 
advantaged in  this  country.  Elders  said. 

The  role  of  educating  impoverished  kids  in  America  is 
the  responsibility  of  everyone,  though,  and  there  needs  to 
be  wide-spread  effort  to  really  make  an  impact.  Elders  said. 

Around  500  people  attended  Elders'  lecture,  the  majori- 

■  cancer 


ty  of  which  were  women. 

A  male  UMass  student  was  a  little  disappointed  with 
Elders'  speech  and  said  he  felt  that  she  was  too  vague. 

"What  she  said  made  good  common  sense,  but  some 
things  were  too  simplistic  and  needed  more  detail.* 
Hassan  Hashimi,  a  senior  biochemistry  major,  said. 

"Education  is  an  easy  answer:  I  would've  liked  to  hear 
her  address  how  to  get  more  education  and  the  reasons 
why  we  don't  have  it  already,"  Hashimi  said. 


continued  from  page  1 

shown  an  increased  risk  age,  especially  after  menopause. 

Early  detection  is  extremely  important.  Through  self- 
exams  and  mammograms,  a  woman  can  detect  lumps  in 
the  breast  up  to  two  years  before  she  can  feel  them. 

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removal  of  part  or  all  of  the  brcast(s)  and  anti-cancer 
drugs.  Mastectomies  are  not  performed  as  automatically 


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an  active  role  in  treatment.  As  more  is  learned  about  what 
causes  breast  cancer,  including  the  body/mind  connec- 
tion, prevention  and  less  destructive  treatments  will  be 
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Wesleyan  University 

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Willis  said  the  class  focuses  on 
incentive  based  environmental  poli- 
cy instead  of  command  and  con- 
trol. 

"[The  class)  gives  them  a  chance  to 
come,  sit  down  in  a  class,  and  get  a 
fresh  prospective."  Field  said.  "A  lot 
of  them  like  it." 

According  to  Fields,  the  class  will 
include  such  topics  as  emission  taxes, 
transferable  emission  permits,  and 
environmental  standards  for  the  con- 
trol of  [dilution. 

The  class  will  also  discuss  environ- 
mental issues  beyond  the  New 
England  area,  including  international 
environmental  issues  and  the  found- 
ing on  international  environmental 
agreements.  Field  said 


Hangin'  on  a  high  wire 


OAVMION  SMITH  /  COlliCIAN 

Jason  Nietopski,  an  ROTC  cadet  and  senior  business  major, 
demonstrates  rapelling  skills  to  the  rest  of  the  squad. 


Syria  still  refuses  to  make  peace  with  Israel 


By  Jomal  Halaby 
Astociotod  Preti 


AMMAN,  lordan  —  President  Clinton  will  be  on  hand 
next  week  when  Jordan  and  Israel  formally  end  nearly  50 
years  of  hostility,  but  the  man  perhaps  most  important  to 
expanding  Mideast  peace  won't  be  there  —  Syrian  leader 
Hafez  Assad. 

Assad  'should  look  around,*  Israeli  President  Ezer 
Weizman  said  in  Icrusalem.  "He  may  be  the  last  in  line"  to 
make  peace  with  Israel. 

Israeli  Prime  Minister  Yitzhak  Rabin  also  said  the 
accord  initialed  Monday  would  increase  pressure  on  the 
Syrians.  "I  think  it  will  also  have  repercussions  where 
Syria  and  the  Palestinians  are  concerned."  he  said  upon 
his  return  from  lordan  Monday. 

But  in  Damascus.  Syrian  Foreign  Minister  Farouk  al- 
Sharaa  dismissed  the  Israel-Jordan  pact  as  insignificant. 

'Irrespective  of  the  number  of  agreements  they  have 
signed  with  the  Arabs,  all  Arabs  and  Israel  realize  that 
peace  has  not  been  achieved  so  far."  he  said. 

He  put  responsibility  for  making  peace  squarely  in 
Israel's  court. 

"We  hope  the  Israeli  government  will  realize  the  fact 
that  without  achieving  peace  with  Syria  and  Lebanon, 
there  will  be  no  peace  in  the  region,"  he  said.  "This  is  the 


reality." 

Syria  fought  Israel  in  1948.  as  well  as  in  l%7.  1971 
and  during  Israel's  1982  invasion  of  Lebanon. 

Syrian  state-run  newspapers  Monday  warned  that  the 
Jewish  stale's  motives  should  not  be  trusted. 

The  papers  said  Israel's  stalled  peace  talks  with  Syria 
and  Lebanon,  under  effective  Syrian  control,  demonstrat- 
ed that  Israel  is  still  playing  for  time,  .seeking  to  pick  off 
the  Arabs  one  by  one  to  weaken  their  bargaining  posi- 
tions. 

Syria  has  said  repeatedly  there  must  be  a  comprehen- 
sive peace  settlement,  rather  than  the  series  of  bilateral 
treaties  that  has  long  been  Israel's  strategy. 

'If  there  were  any  truthful  intentions  on  the  part  of 
Israel,  the  Middle  East  peace  process  would  not  have 
stumbled  on  the  Syrian  and  Lebanese  tracks."  the  Tishrin 
daily  said  in  a  front-page  editorial. 

The  Syrian-Israeli  talks  have  been  stalled  since 
February,  despite  U.S.  efforts  to  get  them  going  again. 

Peace  talks  with  Syria  are  snagged  on  Damascus' 
demand  that  Israel  relinquish  the  Golan  Heights  captured 
in  the  1967  Middle  Last  war.  Polls  show  most  Israelis 
oppose  giving  up  the  Golan. 

Israel  has  offered  a  phased  and  partial  withdrawal  over 
several  years  and  wants  complete  normalization  of  rela 
tions.  Syria  rejects  the  offer. 


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Peace  efforts  should  continue 


The  Nobel  Peace  Prize  was  awarded  last 
week  to  Israeli  Prime  Minister  Yitzhak 
Rabin  and  leader  of  the  Palestinian 
Liberation  Organization,  Yasir  Arafat,  for 
their  signing  of  a  peace  accord. 

Within  a  matter  of  days,  the  kidnapping 
and  killing  of  a  20-year-old  Israeli  soldier, 
by  a  radical  Muslim  organization,  cast  a 
dark  shadow  over  reasoning  behind  the 
granting  of  such  a  prestigious  award.  Such 
violence  is  exactly  what  the  peace  agree- 
ment, signed  last  summer,  was  supposed  to 
prevent. 


Arafat  has  yet  to  prove  that  he  can  effec- 
th^ely  uphold  such  an  agreement  and  that  he 
can  deliver  a  sense  of  security  for  both  his 
own  people  and  Israel,  on  which  peace  is 
based.  The  violence  of  this  past  week  poses 
serious  questions  on  how  Arafat  will  hold 
up  as  a  leader  of  "peace"  within  his 
Palestinian  community. 

The  Nobel  Peace  Prize  is  an  award  for  out- 
standing and  extraordinary  achievement. 
And  while  Arafat's  effort  may  be  a  step  in 
the  right  direction,  it  has  not  been  proven  to 
be  a  lasting  hike. 


Drug  legalization  is  the  only  solution 


Peter  J. 
Orvetti 


This  is  the  third  in  a  three-part 
opinion  series  on  crime. 
There  is  u  grade  school  in 
Washington  D.C.  Remarkably,  ii  is 
drug-free,  through  the  hard  work  of 
parents,  teachers  and  students.  Every 
day.  after  the  first  bell,  the  door  is 
padlocked  and  not  opened  until  the 
end  of  the  day.  This  is 
to  keep  out  drug  deal- 
ers and  their  guns.  The 
students  — 

ihird-gradcrs, 
fourth-graders  —  like 
the  chains.  It  makes  them  feel  safe. 

People  will  do  drugs.  That  is  a  fact. 
Children  who  don't  do  drugs  must  be 
locked  inside  their  own  schools  so 
they  won't  be  shot.  This  is  what  we 
call  fighting  crime. 

When  Surgeon  General  locelyn 
Elders  proposed  legalizing  drugs,  she 
was  laughed  at.  People  also  laughed 
at  Baltimore  Mayor  Kurt  Schmoke. 
ACLU  Director  Ira  Glasser  and  con- 
servative leader  William  F.  Buckley. 
But  this  is  the  only  solution  to  the 
drug  problem  and  to  crime.  It  cross 
es  the  political  spectrum.  It  is  not 
liberal  or  con.servative.  It  is  common 
sense.  < 

•  According  to  FBI  data,  one  out 
of  three  robberies  is  committed  to 
obtain  money  for  high-priced  illegal 
drugs. 

•  Up  to  40  percent  of  murders  in 
major  cities  occur  in  the  drug  trade. 
This  includes  children,  bystanders 
and  police  ofTiccrs. 

•  One-third  of  U.S.  AIDS  cases 


are  due  to  infected  needles. 

•  Over  $150  billion  has  been  spent 
on  the  drug  war  since  1981.  Another 
$150  billion  will  be  spent  in  the  next 
three  years.  The  drug  crisis  is  still 
getting  worse. 

•  At  least  $40  billion  in  drug  prof- 
its goes  to  crime  syndicates  each 

year.  This  does  not 
necessarily  include  all 
drug  vendors  on  the 
street. 

•  Illegal  drugs  are 
easier  for  children  to 

obtain  than  legal,  regulated  drugs  like 

tobacco  and  alcohol. 

•  Approximately  60  percent  of 
those  in  prison  are  non-  violent  drug 
offenders,  or  were  arrested  for 
non-violent  crimes  related  to  drugs. 

Why  was  Elders  laughed  at? 
Because  it  is  easy  to  refute  the 
pro-legalization  position.  It  sounds 
bad  on  the  evening  news,  and  a  pro- 
ponent of  legalization  can  be 
declared  "pro-  drugs."  In  reality, 
legalization  will  even  reduce  juvenile 
drug  use.  So  why  do  people  oppose 
Elder's  proposal?  Because  the  gov- 
ernment is  afraid  of  drug  legaliza- 
tion. 

The  drug  war  is  profitable.  It  keeps 
police  in  business,  and  the  under- 
world on  payroll.  It  keeps  the  illegal 
gun  trade  in  business.  It  provides  a 
platform  for  upstart  conservative 
politicians.  And  it  profits  some  politi- 
cians directly.  !f  you  remember 
Iran-contra,  you  know  that  many 
government  officials  have  been 


directly  involved  in  the  importation 
and  sale  of  illegal  drugs,  including 
Senator  dc  facto  Ollie  North. 

lust  as  ihc  end  of  alcohol  prohibi- 
tion did  not  lead  to  an  epidemic  of 
alcoholism,  the  end  of  drug  prohibi- 
tion will  not  mean  that  everyone  will 
be  shooting  up  on  the  comer.  In  fact, 
a  responsible  government  policy 
towards  drugs,  including  treatinent 
centers  of  the  sort  Elders  has  pro- 
posed —  which  would  gradually  lake 
an  addict  off  heroin  by  medical  meth- 
ods, rather  than  yank  it  away  and 
leave  the  junkie  sick  and  crumpled 
on  the  floor  —  will  provide  help  for 
those  who  want  to  end  their  addic- 
tion. 

Drug  legalization  will  allow  for  the 
regulation  and  taxation  of  drugs.  It 
will  eliminate  drug  crime,  which  will 
drastically  reduce  all  crime.  It  will 
make  drugs  harder  to  get,  especially 
for  children.  It  will  allow  real  treat- 
ment for  addicts.  It  will  end  one 
major  source  of  political  dema- 
goguery.  It  will  end  some  of  the  cor- 
ruption in  the  police  station  and  the 
Capitol  Building.  It  will  save  wasted 
government  funds.  It  will  empty  out 
prison  space  that  can  be  used  for  real 
criminals.  It  will  mean  less 
eight-year-olds  with  holes  in  their 
heads,  less  bystanders  blown  away  in 
drive-bys,  and  less  dead  cops. 

And  it  will  mean  that  those  kids  in 
D.C.  can  open  the  front  door  of  their 
school,  and  go  outside. 

Peter  /.  Orvetti  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


Moving  slowly  toward  destruction 


In  five  years.  I  have  tried  to  kill  myself  147  times.  It 
seems  I  have  many  addictions,  but  the  overriding 
one  is  the  need  for  self  destruction.  My  suicides  are 
subtle.  Guns  and  razor  blades  are  too  certain  for  my 
confusion. 

Instead.  I  favor  a  slow  death  I  drink  until  I'm  blind  or 
bet  until  I'm  broke.  I  have  a  lifestyle  that  will  ruin  me. 
and  it  seems  the  only  comfort  I  can  take  is 
that  a  good  friend  of  mine  seems  to  want 
to  destroy  himself,  too.  Our  problems  arc 
wonderfully  entertaining  to  friends.  They 
laugh  at  our  indiscretions  as  if  we  were  a 
sitcom.  It  seems  we've  gotten  into  wacky 
trouble  once  again.  Meanwhile,  deatji 
entices  us.  We're  trying  to  slowly  blow 
our  brains  out. 

I  have  two  books  from  the  80s  that 
delineate  this  desire:  Bright  Lights.  Big 
City  and  Less  than  Zero.  Both  tell  the 
story  of  a  man  falling  deep  into  his  addic- 
tions. By  the  climax,  the  protagonist  is 
overwhelmed  with  sadness.  The  books  resolve  this  prob- 
lem differently,  but  the  appeal  of  the  novels  is  a  window 
on  the  annihilation  of  the  human  spirit. 

It  probably  isn't  a  coincidence  that  these  were  penned 
in  the  8C)s.  The  80s  were  the  decade  to  throw  caution  to 
the  wind.  Cocaine  was  in  vogue,  deficit  spending 
became  expected  and  accepted,  and  instant  gratification 
was  the  catch  phrase.  As  destructive  as  they  were  for 
America,  they  were  at  least  interesting.  That  is  about  all 
I  can  say  for  my  friend  and  myself.  We  give  people 
scmiething  to  talk  about. 

Where  docs  this  destructiveness  come  from?  Ask 
River  Phoenix.  Or  Kurt  Cobain.  Or  lames  Dean,  jim 
Morrison,  Marilyn  Monroe,  Ernest  Hemingway,  Sid 
Vicious  We  are  a  nation  that  idolizes  people  who  threw 
themselves  away.  All  of  the  above  people  can  be  found 

Ooen«sbHry  By  Garry  Trudeau 


gracing  college  dorms  in  the  form  of  posters.  One  won- 
ders how  many  would  be  there  if  they  simply  died  of 
prostate  cancer,  or  emphysema.  1  would  guess  that  if 
Bob  Dylan  had  died  in  his  reckless  motorcycle  accident, 
he  would  have  far  more  posters  than  he  does.  Can  you 
imagine  how  many  0.|  posters  there  would  be  if  he  shot 
himself  in  that  Bronco?  I  can.  It  makes  me  sort  of  sick. 
I  know  people  are  curious  by  nature.  I 
also  know  that  most  people  try  to  do  the 
right  thing  when  they  can.  But  if  some 
one  is  speeding  toward  the  brink,  don't 
spend  your  time  gossiping  and  amusing 
yourself  at  their  expense  Try  to  help 
them,  to  calm  them  down,  to  bring  some 
sense  of  order  to  their  lives.  Hell,  sedate 
them  if  you  have  to.  But  don't  sit  back 
and  watch.  This  world  has  enough  pas- 
sive people  to  keep  Ijity  Boy  in  business 
forever. 

By  my  own  criteria.  I  haven't  been 
very  got>d  to  my  friend  lately.  As  fast  as 
I'm  throwing  my  life  away,  he's  doing  it  quicker.  I 
should  be  telling  him  all  of  this  to  his  face.  I  should  be 
helping  him  get  through  his  problems.  Instead.  I'm 
joining  him.  We  won't  ever  slop  if  we  keep  justifying 
our  behavior  to  each  other.  It  is  time  to  stop  our  ntad- 
ness. 

I  don'i  understand  much  about  this  place.  I  don't 
know  why  we  lake  so  much  pleasure  in  other  people's 
problems.  I  don't  know  why  some  of  us  feel  the  need  to 
go  skating  into  oblivion  Bui  I  do  know  that  many  peo- 
ple go  through  this  life  burdened  with  sadness.  Each  of 
us  should  commit  to  doing  more,  to  being  more.  We 
need  to  dispel  the  prophesy  of  self  destruction,  long 
before  it  can  be  a  reality.  Before  our  friends  become 
posters,  and  their  mistakes  become  a  legacy. 
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Opinion/Editorial 


A  difficult  walk  to  happiness 


Wendy 
Darling 


A    year  ago  I  was  in  the  closet. 
I  was  living  up  in  Orchard  Hill.  It  was  a  long 
walk  to  get  to  my  classes.  It  was  a  long  walk  to  get 
to  the  dining  commons.  It  was  a  long  walk  to  get  where  I 
am  today. 

My  first  day  at  UMass.  I  wasn't  thinking  about  being 
bisexual.  I  was  thinking  about  getting  along 
with  my  roommate  and  where  to  put  my 
stereo  and  how  to  get  to  my  classes. 
Getting  adjusted  to  college  life  is  tough 
enough,  no  matter  what  your  sexual  orien- 
tation. 

On  a  piece  of  paper  on  the  side  of  my  bookcase,  there 
was  a  list  of  things  to  do  at  UMass. 

Top  of  ihc  list:  visit  the  2  in  20  Floor  for  Gay.  Lesbian, 
Bisexual,  Transgender  Students  and  Their  Heterosexual 
Allies.  A  goal  I'd  set  for  myself  sometime  during  the  sum- 
mer. 

As  school  began,  however,  I  lost  track  of  this  goal.  I 
contacted  a  friend  of  mine  from  home  and  tried  to  hang 
out  with  her. 

I  went  to  a  meeting  of  the  German  club.  I  spent  five 
hours  a  night  doing  my  homework.  There  was  nothing 
else  for  me  to  do.  no  one  for  me  to  be  with. 

The  people  on  my  floor  were  nice.  They  ordered 
Chinese  food  and  gave  me  some.  too.  They  watched  TV 
and  went  out  on  Saturday  nights. 

All  the  same.  1  just  didn't  feel  like  I  "fit  in."  Looking 
around  campus.  I  didn't  see  how  I  was  going  to  meet  any- 
one like  me. 

One  fateful  day,  however,  I  met  another  bisexual.  It  was 
at  a  special  dinner  for  UMass  honors  freshmen.  A  week 
after,  she  introduced  me  to  a  gay  man.  We  became  fast 
friends.  We  ate  together,  we  hung  out  together,  we  cele- 
brated Halloween  together. 

Wc  also  grew  together.  We  talked  about  being  queer, 
trying  to  meet  people,  figuring  out  who  we  were.  We 
spent  a  lot  of  time  trying  to  figure  out  who  else  was  queer, 
sitting  around  in  the  DC.  or  standing  at  the  bus  stop.  We 
wanted  people  to  talk  with.  We  didn't  want  to  be  the  only 
three  queers  on  campus. 

Not  that  wc  really  thought  we  were  alone.  We  went  to 
LBGA  dances  and  events  sponsored  by  the  Program  for 


GLB  Concerns. 

On  National  Coming  Out  Day,  we  went  to  the  rally  on 
the  Student  Union  steps.  We  wore  buttons  sometimes. 
When  we  weren't  too  frightened,  we  stopped  by  the 
LBGA  office. 

Mostly,  however,  we  were  too  scared. 

A  gay  friend  of  ours  kept  inviting  us  to 
attend  LBGA  Info-Socials.  We  would  stare 
at  him  frozen-faced.  Tuesday  night?  Oh. 
we  had  something  to  do  .  .  .  Yeah,  definite- 
ly. Bi  Rap  Group?  Ummm  .  .  .  I  have  to 
study  tonight.  Sony.  We  knew  where  the  2 
in  20  Floor  was.  We  kept  away  from  that  building,  let  me 
tell  you! 

We  didn't  want  to  be  different.  Wc  didn't  want  our 
roommates  to  freak  out.  We  didn't  want  to  lie  to  our  par- 
ents. 

Most  of  all,  we  didn't  want  to  hang  out  with  queer  peo 
pie.  They  were  scary.  Tht7  ate  together.  Lived  together. 

They  had  their  own  clubs.  Worst  of  all,  they  might  actu- 
ally have  accepted  us.  If  they  did  that,  then  we'd  have  to 
accept  ourselves.  And  then  we  might  have  to  do  some- 
thing about  it. 

Sometime  along  my  walk,  I  started  to  realize  that  n 
wasn't  so  hard.  Despite  my  own  cowardice  and  shyness.  I 
kept  on  meeting  queer  people  —  and  liking  them!  They 
were  nice  to  me:  warm,  accepting  and  fun.  I  started  hang- 
ing out  with  them,  eating  with  them,  attending  more 
events.  Finally,  they  weren't  scary  at  all.  My  friends 
agreed. 

By  the  time  I  went  home  for  winter  break,  I  had  come  a 
long  way  on  my  walk. 

I  still  had  to  deal  with  my  parents  and  a  lot  of  other 
issues,  but  I  wasn't  o/one  anymore.  I  moved  to  the  2  in  20 
Floor. 

I  joined  the  LBGA.  I  took  classes  on  GLBT  issues.  I 
started  reading.  I  let  myself  go  where  I  had  never  dared  to 
tread.  And  I  was  happy. 

Many  people  on  this  campus  are  on  the  same  road  as  I 
was  a  year  ago.  To  these  people,  I  say  reach  out.  I  say 
assume  your  right  to  be  happy.  I  say  don't  be  afraid.  Keep 
on  walking  until  you  reach  your  destination. 

Wendy  Darling  is  a  Collegian  staff  member 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


The  choice  of  a  new 
generation  is  limited 

To  the  editor: 

During  our  stay  here  at  UMass 
there  has  been  relatively  little  to  com- 
plain about.  Through  all  of  the  con- 
troversies, and  issues  that  this  cam- 
pus has  faced  in  the  past  couple  of 
years,  we  have  remained  relatively 
silent.  That  is  up  until  now. 

Much  to  our  concern,  the  soda 
machine  has  been  less  than  stellar, 
especially  in  regards  to  Mountain 
Dew.  Daily  we  take  a  somewhat  anx- 
ious walk  from  the  Student  Union 
machines,  to  the  machines  by  Ihc 
"Hatch."  then  on  to  the  concourse, 
with  the  final  stop  at  the  machines  by 
the  bank. 

Daily,  we  are  haunted  by  the  same 
orange  "Sold  Out"  light.  The  same 
holds  true  for  the  rest  of  the  campus. 
This  situation  is  enough  to  drive  the 
everyday  student  into  a  certain  psy- 
chosis. 

Much  to  our  dismay,  wc  must 
make  this  trek  everyday  to  satiate  our 
craving  for  Mountain  Dew. 

As  many  of  us  know,  there  is 
enough  caffeine  in  a  Mountain  Dew 
to  jump  Stan  a  truck.  It  is  this  very 
jump  start  that  we  are  in  need  of  for 
our  early  morning  classes.  Those  of 


you  reading  this  who  are  chuckling 
need  only  to  think  about  what  life 
without  coffee  would  be  to  under- 
stand this  predicament  we  have  been 
put  in. 

In  short,  there  should  be  a  call  to 
arms  by  all  students  to  join  our  quest 
to  keep  the  Mountain  Dew  slocked 
on  a  more  consistent  basis.  In  the 
meantime,  we  must  continue  on  in 
our  never  ending  search  for  that  one 
machine  on  campus  that  still  has  at 
least  one  can  of  Mountain  Dew  .  .  . 
We  shall  be  heard. 

Steve  Simmons 
Mike  Winn 
Karl  Miller 

Risks  exaggerated 
in  recent  story 

To  the  editor; 

The  current  hysteria  "bathroom 
misconduct"  in  Thompson  Hall  is  dis- 
turbing to  the  Gay.  Lesbian  and 
Bisexual  Graduate  Student 
Organization  because  of  the 
AIDSphobic  and  homophobic  senti- 
ments undcriying  the  surface  issues. 
In  your  recent  from  page  coverage  of 
the  issue,  the  absence  of  the  words 
"penis,"  "semen,"  "AIDS,"  or  "HIV" 
iiidicate  an  unwillingness  to  deal 
directly  and  openly  with  the  real 
issues  being  discussed. 

There  seems  to  be  a  consensus 
among  the  administration  that  men 
having  sex  with  men  in  a  public  bath- 
room presents  a  "health  and  safety 
risk." 

Exactly  what  "health  and  safety 
risks"  are  presented  by  men  having 
sex  with  men  in  a  public  bathroom? 
Do  the  men  using  the  urinals  fear  for 
their  safety?  Do  I  hey  worry  about 
being  sexually  assaulted  by  desperate 
men  unable  to  find  a  consenting  part- 
ner? 

How  does  the  presence  of  "glory 
holes'  (small  holes  cut  in  the  walls  of 
the  stall)  jeopardize  the  health  and 
safety  of  those  who  do  not  engage  in 
consensual  sexual  activities? 

While  perhaps  undesirable  in 
terms  of  protecting  personal  modesty 


(who  wants  to  be  peeked  at  while 
seated  on  the  pot?)  a  hole  in  a  stall 
cannot  be  construed  as  a  "health  haz- 
ard." 

At  most,  it  is  an  act  of  vandalism, 
but  acts  of  vandalism  occur  regularly 
throughout  the  campus. 

Why  an  uproar  about  this  specific 
act? 

We  believe  that  it  is  the  visible  evi- 
dence of  homoerotic  activity  which 
"threatens"  the  security  and  comfort 
of  those  who  prefer  that  gay  sexuality 
be  relegated  to  some  distant  and  clos- 
eted space. 

What  are  the  special  health  risks 
posed  by  the  semen  deposits  that 
have  been  found  in  this  bathroom? 
The  building's  maintenance  staff  is  at 
extremely  low  risk  of  HIV  infection 
even  if  they  come  into  direct  skin 
contact  with  semen. 

But  they  have  the  common  sense 
(if  not  the  training)  to  use  latex 
gloves  when  cleaning  sinks  and  toi- 
lets in  a  public  bathroom,  a  practice 
which  virtually  eliminates  any  risk  of 
infection. 

While  it  is  not  pleasant  to  consider, 
we  know  that  the  cleaning  staff  must 
on  a  daily  basis  cope  with  the  poten- 
tial health  problems  presented  by 
vomit,  menstrual  blood,  urine  and 
feces. 

To  claim  that  the  presence  of 
semen  presents  a  special  health  risk  is 
ludicrous. 

Having  to  look  at  a  stranger's 
semen  may  be  unpleasant  and  dis 
turbing  for  many  users  of  the  hath 
room,  but  it  docs  not  present  a  spe- 
cial health  risk  requiring  emergency 
administrative  meetings. 

To  behave  as  though  it  did  is  to 
give  in  to  AIDS  hysteria 

Hearing  or  seeing  evidence  of 
.semi-pubhc  sex  in  a  campus  office 
buildmg  can  be  a  disconcerting  expc- 
nence,  but  in  this  case  it  is  primarily 
the  irrational  fear  of  gay  male  sexuali- 
ty and  HIV  infection  that  is  fueling  a 
less  than  rational  response.  Contrary 

u    P"P"'"J«^l*«:f.  g«y  sex  is  not  a 
health  hazard. 

GLBGSO  Co-Speakers 

Darrin  Shaffer 

Deborah  May 


Education  Secretary  Riley  diagnosed  with  cancer 


By  Carole  Feldmon 

Asxxialed  Press 


WASHINGTON  -  Education 
Secretary  Richard  Riley  has  been 
diagnosed  with  prostate  cancer  and 
will  undergo  surgery  Tuesday. 

"It  was  picked  up  at  the  eariiest, 
very  curable  stage"  during  a  routine 
physical  exam.  Riley's  spokeswoman. 
Kathryn  Kahler.  said  Monday.  "We 
expect  an  uneventful  recovery." 

The  surgery  will  be  performed  at 
lohns  Hopkins  Hospital  in  Baltimore. 


Riley,  bl .  is  expected  to  remain  in  the 
hospital  five  to  seven  days. 

He  had  been  scheduled  to  be  on 
the  road  campaigning  in  the  final 
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Tuesday,  October  18,  1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Black  Affairs 


Tuesday,  October  18,  1994  /  Page  7 


Anthony  Crayton  —  an  activist  returns 


By  Chris  Gmner 

Collegian  Staff 


Improvising  and  impassioned, 
well-spoken  and  well-  dressed, 
Anthony  Crayion  took  the  stage  as  a 
laid-back  jazz  player  might,  thus 
commencing  his  lecture. 

The  crowd  rumbled  slightly  in  that 
manner  that  suggests  a  certain  famil- 
iarity between  audience  and  speaker; 
there  was  a  palpable  reverence  for 
the  University  of  Massachusetts 
alumnus  and  former  director  of  the 
Office  of  Third  World  Affair- 

In  a  move  dissimilar  to  most  lecture 
formats,  Crayton  requested  that  the 
people  "talk  bajk"  to  him;  a  woman 
yelled  out.  "Ca|i-and-response!'  a 
reference  to  the  African  tradition  of 
participatory  performance. 

('■•aytoii  laughed  as  he  repeated  the 
phrese. 

, .  true  man  of  the  pc'jple. 

As  a  child  growing  up  in  Roxbury. 
considered  by  many  the  mean  streets 
of  Boston,  the  Crayton  family  was 
among  the  few  Latino  families  in  the 
then-predominantly  White  area. 
Gradually,  the  neighborhood 
changed. 

The  Whites  moved  out.  mostly  to 
be  replaced  by  Blacks;  Roxbury 's  rep- 
utation soured  us  the  race  dynamics 
shifted.  Crayion,  for  one,  resented 
the  bashing  of  his  hometown. 

Opening  his  jacket  during  the  lec- 
ture, he  quipped,  "See,  no  gun, 
okay?" 

Determined  to  restore  pride  to 
Roxbury.  Crayton,  then  a  paralegal 
researcher  and  advocate,  fought 
social  injustice  with  Roxbury 
Defenders,  Inc.,  a  legal  group  com- 
mitted to  cutting  through  govern- 
ment bureaucracy.  Five  years  later,  in 
1976.  he  returned  to  the  University 
as  director  of  the  Office  of  Third 
World  Affairs. 

To  say  there  were  a  few  problems 
would  be  an  undertatement,  accord- 
ing to  Crayton:  true  to  his  nature, 
however,  he  leapt  into  the  fire. 

"Effectiveness  above  everything," 
was  his  trademark  strategy. 

During  his  time  at  the  University. 


NATHAN  MADTIN  /  CCXLtCIAN 

Former  director  of  the  Office  of  Third  World  Affairs,  Anthony  Crayion,  returned  to  campus  last  Thursday  to 
speak. 


he  successfully  tackled  the  adminis- 
tration and  trustees  on  issues  varying 
from  the  general  education  curricu- 
lum to  the  lack  of  representation  of 
Latino  music  on  the  five-college 
radio  station. 

In  one  anecdote,  Crayton  remarked 
that  the  committee  who  had  dropped 
the  programming  from  their  schedule 
resorted  to  having  meetings  in  other 
New  England  states  to  avoid  the  per- 
sistent Third  World  Affairs  represen- 
tatives. 

The  tactic  failed. 

The  committee  Jon  relented  to 
the  unyielding  pressure  applied  them 
by  Crayton  and  his  people,  who  had 
trekked  to  the  various  out-of-state 
meetings  in  a  show  of  crushing  defi- 
ance. 

There  was  one  defeat,  however, 
that  did  disturb  Crayton.  His  good 


friend  and  UMass  professor,  leanetta 
Cole,  left  the  University  under  cir- 
cumstances he  described  as  "a  loss  to 
politics'  in  his  lecture. 

Yet,  the  situation  did  turn  out  for 
the  best  in  Crayton's  eyes:  Coleman 
became  the  president  of  prestigious 
Spelman  College,  the  predominantly 
Black  women's  institution  in  Atlanta. 

Crayton  pwrhaps  put  it  best  in  his 
lecture:  "Fight  is  what  you  always 
have  to  do.' 

After  leaving  UMass  in  1986, 
Crayton  shifted  his  focus  from  the 
social  ills  of  Amherst,  to  those  of 
Boston,  specifically  Roxbury. 

As  an  administrative  analyst  for 
the  Boston  Employment  Commission, 
Crayton  began  to  absorb  the  political 
atmosphere  of  the  "city  of  neighbor- 
hoods,' as  he  refers  to  it.  From  1987 
to  1992,  he  prepared  for  the  greater 


challenge  that  lay  ahead  of  him. 

"Politics  can  either  bring  you 
together  or  polarize  you,"  Crayton 
said. 

With  this  knowledge,  Crayion  once 
again  leapt  into  the  fire,  emerging  in 
1992  as  City  Councilman  Anthony 
Crayton,  a  position  he  held  until 
1994. 

"We've  been  afraid  of  power,"  he 
said,  noting  the  reluctance  of  many 
Blacks  to  get  involved  in  community 
politics.  "Watch  how  we  act." 

Presently,  as  vice-president  of 
Diversity  and  Management 
Associates,  Crayion  continues  to 
impact  his  city  of  neighborhoods. 

His  message  to  current  UMass  stu- 
dents: "You  need  to  see  the  fire  come 
down  from  the  sky.  You  empower 
yourself  as  an  individual  by  building 
self-esteem." 


An  open  letter  to  the 
UMass  student  body 


To  the  students  of  the 
University  of  Massachusetts: 

I  just  wanted  to  take  this  oppor- 
tunity to  welcome  you  to  the  new 
face  of  the  Black  Affairs  page. 

Having  been  made  painfully 
aware  of  the  troubled  history  of 
the  page,  I  felt  at  though  I  might 
be  able  to  breathe  life  into  a 
forum  that  has  sadly  only  been 
temporarily  resuscitated  a  number 
of  times.  My  goal  is  to  keep  it 
alive  this  time  around. 

However.  I'm  going  to  need 
some  help. 

First  and  foremost,  I  am  still 
lacking  a  full  staff.  I  know  there 
are  quality  journalists  lurking 
around  somewhere  on  campus.  If 
you're  interested  in  writing  fea- 
tures, covering  lectures,  reviewing 
music,  or  just  want  to  be  involved 
somehow,  please  feel  free  to  visit 
me  at  the  Collegian  office. 
Although  I  can't  promise  staff 
positions  to  everyone,  I  will  cer- 
tainly try  to  find  a  way  to  make 
you  a  part  of  Black  Affairs. 

Every  now  and  then  I'm  sure 
you'll  find  something  that  Black 
Affairs  prints  with  which  you  will 
not  agree.  When  this  occurs,  1 
urge  you,  as  my  second  request,  to 
throw  in  your  input.  No  one  learns 
and  develops  without  opposing 
views  to  shape  and  challenge 
them,  and  Black  Affairs  won't 
either. 

(Sending  in  the  positive  stuff 
would  be  nice,  too!) 

My  final  request  is  perfiaps  the 
one  requiring  the  least  participa- 


tion on  your  port. 

Read  the  page. 

There  is  a  common  mode  of 
thinking  among  some  students 
that  'Black  Affairs"  applies  only 
to  Blacks:  They  couldn't  bo  more 
wrong.  Although  the  page,  as  its 
title  suggests  will  focus  on  Black 
life,  it  is  also  intended  to  be  whol- 
ly accessible  and  richly  diverse  in 
content.  The  Collegian  is  a  student 
newspaper,  and,  in  just  accor- 
dance, the  Black  Affairs  section  is 
a  student  section. 

On  this  same  note,  I  realizt  that 
there  exists  a  longstanding  tension 
between  the  Black  community  ut 
UMass  and  the  Collegian.  I  want 
nothing  more  than  to  eradicate 
that  tension.  Permanently. 

I  also  realize  that  it  will  take 
time  and  effort  to  achieve  that 
goal.  People  must  be  willing  to 
bend  and  flex  in  order  to  return  to 
an  acceptable  level  of  civil  and 
consistent  communication.  Trying 
to  undo  decades  of  knots  won't  be 
easy  by  any  means,  but  progress 
can  assuredly  be  made. 

Well,  that's  about  it  for  me. 

1  hope  you  enjoy  the  new  Black 
Affairs  page  and  I  hope  to  bear 
from  all  of  you. 


Sincerely, 


Chris  Conner 
Black  Affairs  Editor 


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The  16th  annual  Black  Mass  Communications  Project- 
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lent turnout  Saturday  night  in  the  Campus  Center 
Auditorium. 

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Visitors  checked  in  from  institutions  all  over  the 
Atlantic  Coast.  People  congregated  on  the  Campus  Center 
Concourse  as  early  as  6  p.m. 

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Tickets  were  sold  out  t)eforc  everyone  got  in.  so  there 
were  some  disappointed  partygoers.  But  from  past  experi- 
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because  the  house  is  usually  full  by  the  middle  of  the 
night. 

The  overall  response  to  the  long  awaited  fall  semester 
jam  was  positive. 

*l  would  like  to  say  thank  you  to  all  those  who  helped 
make  the  night  a  success."  said  BMCP's  General  Manager 
Shannan  Magec,  who  said  she  will  now  begin  planning  for 
Funk-O-Thon,  the  spring  semester  fundraising  party. 

An  indication  of  leans  and  T-Shirts'  success:  "You 
know  111  definitely  be  back  for  the  Funk-O-Thon!"  said 
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Collegian  Staff 


WES  CRAVEN'S  NEW  NIGHTMARE 

Directed  by  Wei  Craven 
with  Heattier  Longenkomp,  Robert  Englund 

.  "  ll"'  been  a  decade  since  Wcs  Craven  boldly  invited  us 
into  his  first  Nightmare  on  Elm  Street  movie,  introducing 
to  ihe  world  of  pop  horror  culture  a  new  idollic  and  hip 
version  of  the  "boogie  man."  Freddy  Krueger.  As  a  hero  of 
slash,  a  brutal  but  loveable  killer  who  cvervonc  rooted  for 
New  Line  Cinema  had  no  choice  but  to  resurrect  him  inio 
live  ghastly  sequels  and  one  noi-so-grand  finale  called 
Wes  Craven 's  New  Nightmare. 

Heather  Langenkamp  (Nancy  from  the  original), 
returns,  this  time  as  herself,  as  do  most  of  the  cast  mem- 
bers in  the  film.  This  being  the  lOih  anniversary  of  Freddy 
and  the  Nightmare  series,  she  is  thrust  back  into  the  lime- 
light with  her  counterpoint  Robert  Englund.  known  to 
most  of  us  as  "Freddy."  With  her  revived  fame  also  comes 
a  slew  of  crude  anonymous  phone  calls  by  "someone"  who 
is  disguising  himself  as  the  one  and  only  man  with  the 
dirty  brown  hat. 

Now  Heather's  nightmares  begin.  Although  her  hus- 
band, a  stud  special  effects  wizard  appropriately  named 


Dylan,  begins  sharing  the  nightmares  as  well.  Ai  first  it's 
assumed  the  reason  for  Dylan's  nightmares  is  because  he 
stayed  up  late  watching  his  mother's  old  movies.  But 
when  Chase  comes  home  one  nighl  in  a  bodybag  with 
four  slash  marks  from  his  chest  lo  his  naval,  we  know  that 
Freddy's  back. 

The  New  Nightmare  has  its  plusses.  such  as  the  old- 
fashioned  comedic  jolts  that  provide  you  with  a  quick 
scare  and  then  a  reassuring  chuckle.  Seeing  Robert 
Englund  out  of  costume  as  a  gentle  sympathetic  humani- 
tarium-type  is  a  pleasure  as  well.  Bui  the  refiexive  (that 
is.  ihe  movie  in  a  movie  deal)  chance  that  Craven  lakes  is 
a  big  gamble.  And  in  order  for  it  to  pay  off,  there  has  to 
be  a  strong  consistency  in  the  screenplay  that  slash/thrash 
horror  movies  usually  lack. 

But  the  real  disappointment  of  New  Nightmare  is  in  its 
ending,  which  is  a  fade  instead  of  a  close.  There  arc 
rumors  that  Craven  had  conflicts  with  the  studio  regard- 
ing the  ending,  losing  to  the  studioheads,  and  it  shows. 
While  the  better  part  of  the  film  is  a  somewhat  amusing 
tribute  to  the  first,  the  climax  looks  like  a  tribute  lo  the 
part  5,  The  Dream  Master. 

This  last  installment  has  iis  moments,  bul  it  still  proves 
to  be  a  little  more  than  just  another  sequel.  C- 


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NEW  YORK  —  )ohn  Irving  is  running  on  a  treadmill. 

His  hands  clenched,  his  mouth  contracis  to  a  small  cir- 
cle, creases  form  on  his  thick,  smooth  neck.  His  chest 
bulges,  to  borrow  an  image  from  David  Letterman,  like  a 
large  canned  ham. 

Showing  only  a  hint  of  strain,  Irving  talks  shop.  The 
selling  seems  right  for  a  sermon  on  physical  fitness,  but 
for  now  this  treadmill  serves  as  a  pulpit  for  literature,  a 
comparison  between  Irving's  works  and  those  of  I9lh- 
century  novelists. 

"If  I  had  been  a  writer  100  years  ago  I  would  have 
seemed  a  little  more  common  than  I  am  now,"  said  the 
author  of  such  best-selling  novels  as  The  World  According 
to  Carp  and  the  new  A  Son  of  the  Circus  in  a  recent  inter- 
view. 

"I  don't  think  there's  anything  paniculariy  experimental 
about  my  books.  I  think  I'm  very  old-fashioned,  very  imi- 
tative of  the  I9th-ceniury  writers  who  believed  in  devel- 
oped characters,  the  passage  of  lime,  the  collision  of  char- 
acters." 

Even  as  he  looks  to  the  past,  Irving  thrives  in  the  pre- 
sent. He's  a  writer  of  I9ih-ceniury  ambition  and  20lh- 
century  fame,  a  million-selling  author  of  long,  complicat- 
ed novels  al  a  lime  when  reading  is  supposedly  on  its  way 
out. 

The  interview  began  in  Irving's  hotel  suite,  then  moved 
several  fioors  below  to  the  workout  room.  A  conversation 
with  a  sweaty  Henry  James  would  be  absurd  enough  for, 
well,  a  lohn  Irving  novel,  bul  Irving  seems  a  natural  both 
for  ihc  world  of  literature  and  ihe  world  of  the  locker 
room. 

He  is  a  former  wrestler  and  a  former  writing  teacher. 
He  has  been  photographed  in  gym  shoris  as  well  as  a  suit 
and  tie.  And  he  may  be  the  only  nominee  for  the  Pulitzer 
Prize  for  fiction  lo  be  mistaken  by  his  doorman  for  former 
baseball  star  Bucky  Denl. 

'You're  looking  at  an  old  man  in  therapy  here."  Irving 
joked,  referring  lo  a  shoulder  he  injured  weeks  before. 

Bul  his  confident  grin  says  otherwise.  Only  the  gray  in 
his  thick  head  of  hair  hints  that  he's  52.  His  olive  skin  is 
relatively  unlined,  and  his  flat  stomach  and  muscular 
build  would  be  ihc  envy  of  men  half  his  age. 

On  the  treadmill 

Fiction  writers  face  the  increasing  difficulty  of  inventing 
stories  as  fantastic  as  real  life,  bul  Irving  boasts  he's  way 
ahead.  He  just  doesn't  see  how  tabloid  scandals  compare 
with  the  wild  tales  in  his  novels,  with  ihc  Hoating  dog's 
head  in  The  Hotel  New  Hampshire  or  the  boldfaced 
prophecies  of  the  title  character  in  A  Prayer  for  Owen 
Meany. 

"It  is  the  obligation  of  the  novelist,  the  obligation  of  the 
storyteller,  to  come  up  with  something  more  than  com- 
monplace, that  is  better  than  average,  something  you  cant 


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"I  mean  the  O.).  Simpson  story  ...  is  a  really  bad  story. 
There's  not  enough  motivation,  not  enough  complexity  to 
the  characters,  too  much  repetition  in  the  chase  scene, 
which  was  very  boring  and  nothing  came  of  it." 

Light  Weightlifting 

A  native  of  Exeter,  N.H.,  Irving  has  published  eight 
novels,  dating  back  to  Setting  Free  the  Bears,  released  in 
1969.  He  followed  with  two  more  novels.  The  158-Pound 
Marriage  and  The  Water-Method  Man.  thai  repealed  the 
pattern  of  respectful  reviews  and  limited  sales  established 
by  Setting  Free. 

After  the  release  in  1978  of  The  World  According  lo 
Carp,  Irving  became  something  rare  for  a  contemporary 
literary  writer:  a  pop  star.  He  was  nominated  for  several 
awards,  including  Ihe  Pulitzer  Prize,  and  photographed 
bare-chesled  in  Time. 

"I  don't  dispute  I  may  be  more  of  a  celebrity  than  other 
writers  ...  but  many  people  seem  to  recognize  mc  with- 
out knowing  who  I  am,"  said  Irving,  who  has  homes  in 
Vermont  and  Toronto. 

Floor  Exercises 

Carp,  and  the  novels  that  followed,  made  millions  of 
readers  familiar  with  the  Irving  melting  pot  of  adultery, 
assassination,  disfiguration,  dislocation,  transsexuals, 
prostitutes,  bears,  dwarfs,  writers  and  wrestlers. 

As  much  an  insider  as  any  literary  writer  could  hope  (or 
not  hope)  lo  be,  Irving  identifies  with  outsiders. 

He  sees  himself  working  in  the  tradition  of  Dickens,  a 
comic  novelist  with  a  social  conscience,  giving  dignity  to 
characters  and  situations  ordinarily  ridiculed  or  sensation- 
alized. 

"I'm  amused  at  the  insistence  of  some  people  who  refer 
lo  freaks  or  freakishness  in  my  novels.  It  doesn't  seem  to 
me  I've  ever  used  the  word.  It's  not  my  altitude  the  char- 
acters arc  freaks,"  he  said. 

At  more  than  600  pages,  A  Son  of  the  Circus  is  Irving's 
longest  novel  and  includes  the  author's  usual  tangle  of 
storylines.  The  main  character  is  Dr.  Farrokh  Daruwalla, 
a  59-year-old  orthopedic  surgeon.  Like  so  many  Irving 
heroes,  he  is  a  man  of  many  worlds:  bom  in  India,  educat- 
ed in  Europe,  living  in  Toronto  with  a  Viennese  wife. 

Turn  lo  IRVING,  poge  8 


^Open  Wounds^  examines  culture 


By  Herrwn  Rozambarg 

Collegian  CorresporKiant 


On  Oct.  15,  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  was  offered  a  taste  of 
original  and  fascinating  theatre.  Open 
Wounds  on  TIalteuctIi  was  per- 
formed by  a  duo  of  sisters  who  arc 
founding  members  of  the  Coailicue 
Las  Colorado  theatre  company.  The 
event  was  presented  by  the  New 
World  Theater,  a  program  of  the 
UMass  Fine  Arts  Center  that  recog- 
nizes and  opens  roads  for  the  theatri- 
cal talents  of  people  of  color. 

Horiensia  and  Elvira  Colorado  are 
two  Chichimec  women  from  Mexico 
who  have  been  working  together  on 
and  off  Broadway,  and  all  over  the 
country,  for  over  10  years.  They  both 
are  on  Ihe  Board  of  Directors  of  the 
American  Indian  Community  House 
in  New  York  City. 

The  play  presented  the  audience 
with  a  different  and  often  overlooked 
perspective  of  many  issues  dealing 
with  United  Stales/Mexican  relations 
and  with  Mexican  iniemal  dilemmas. 
In  a  very  willy,  objective,  even  sar- 
castic and  aggressive  manner,  the 
Colorado  sisters  have  proven  thai  the 
need  for  alternative  and  less  conven- 
tional points  of  view  arc  badly  nec-d- 
ed  in  a  society  that  says  to  be  democ- 
ratic and  that  boasts  of  freedom  of 
expression. 

The  performance  involved  a  series 
of  acts  which  connected  different 
issues  in  contemporary  Mexican  life 
and  (relroaclivcly)  what  the  conse- 
quences of  Mexican  domestic  policy 
has  been  on  its  Indian  population. 


In  examining  relationships  between 
both  sides  of  the  border,  a  serious 
critique  of  American  attitudes  was 
put  forth.  Myths  and  stereotypes  of 
Mexican  immigrants  to  the  Unites 
Stales,  and  some  outcomes  from 
these  misconceptions  were  all  Ihor 
oughly  weaved  through  a  series  of 
vibrant  and  ihoughl-^provoking  act- 
ing. 

For  example,  the  duo  pointed  at 
the  issue  of  how  tourist  enterprises 
are  set  up  and  encouraged  by  Ihe 
Mexican  authorities.  They  also 
showed  how  various  "vacation 
spots."  such  as  Cancun  or  Puerto 
Vallarta,  arc  all  centers  of  land 
exploitation  and  points  of  atlractiun 
for  poverty,  disease  and  irash  land- 
fills. 

Tijuana  was  also  another  example 
of  a  place  used  for  capitalist  purpos- 
es, thus  disregarding  its  historical  sig 
nificance.  The  actresses  used  this 
righl-across-lhe-border  "hot  spot"  to 
bring  some  hidden  realities  to  the 
surface,  such  as  ihe  high  numbers  of 
people  who  live  literally  like  rats  in 
the  trash  dumps  surrounding  the 
town. 

The  piece  also  looked  at  iniemal 
Mexican  problems,  especially  those 
dealing  with  racism  and  discrimina- 
tion of  the  indigenous  Mexican  citi- 
zens. The  performance  also  highlight 
ed  their  sticial-cconoinic  degradation 
and  dehumanization  vis-a-vis  the 
majority  of  the  population. 

However,  as  the  play  proved,  the 
Mexican  Indians  have  been  no  longer 
accepting  this  subjugation.  Ihe  play 
offers  the  primary  example  of  the 


recent  uprising  in  Chiapas  —  "land  of 
the  forgotten,"  as  Horiensia  Colorado 
called  it.  Not  only  has  the  Indian  pop- 
ulation risen,  bul  also  has  the  Indian 
woman,  and  their  role  in  the  coinmu- 
niiy. 

By  continually  stressing  the  fact  of 
Ihe  strenuous  plight  for  freedom  and 
equality  ol  Indian  peoples  in  Mexico 
—  one  may  even  expand  it  beyond 
Mexican  limits  —  the  two  sisters 
come  back  lo  Ihe  significance  of  the 
political  evolution  of  their  society, 
examining  what  changes  have  actual- 
ly nut  happened  since  1910  when 
Mexican  "democracy"  was  allegedly 
installed.  During  one  act  Ihcy  kept 
saying:  "What  was  the  Revolution 
for'.'  What  did  all  those  people  die 
for'r 

Overall,  one  must  give  Open 
Wimnds  on  TIalteuctIi  the  highest  of 
grades.  The  way  that  many  different 
transcullural  is.sues  like  domestic  vio- 
lence, AIDS,  racism,  ancestral  tradi- 
tions and  destruction  of  the  earth 
were  enacted  by  this  performance, 
aimed  to  leave  the  audience  with 
many  uplifting,  enraging  and  pro- 
foundly provoking  thoughts  about 
our  world,  and  its  evolution  from  the 
past  lo  the  present  and  even  what 
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Every  few  years.  Daruwalla  returns  to  Bombay  to  work 
at  a  hospital  that  draws  blood  from  crippled  dwarfs.  He's 
also  a  screenwriter  for  a  popular  Indian  detective  series. 
But  the  movies  become  so  controversial  that  they  cause 
the  beating  death  of  a  member  of  ihi-  Duckworth  Sports 
Club. 

That's  just  a  fraction  of  what  happens:  Look  out  for  the 
transsexual  serial  killer 

Cooling  Down 

Irving  likes  confrontation. 

At  times,  he  sounds  like  a  wrestler  in  search  of  some- 
body to  pin  to  the  mat.  His  desired  opponents  include 
racists,  warmongers,  religious  fundamentalists  in  general 
and  anti-abortionists  in  particular. 

"In  my  view,  the  only  thing  we  should  be  intolerant  of 


is  intolerance,'  Irving  said,  his  voice  rising.  "Why  back 
off?  They  don"t  back  off!  I  like  the  bumper  sticker  that 
says.  'You  don't  like  abortion?  Don't  have  one!" 

Irving  next  goes  after  anii-pornography  crusaders 
Catharine  MacKinnon  and  Andrea  Dworkin.  He  unfavor- 
ably compares  them  to  the  Kllen  lamesians  of  Garp.  the 
feminist  cult  whose  members  have  cut  off  their  tongues. 

"The  behavior  of  people  like  Catharine  MacKinnon  and 
Andrea  Dworkin  make  the  Ellen  lamesians  look  logical, 
even  sensitive,"  he  said.  "When  Catharine  MacKinnon  is 
called  a  'First  Amendment  expert'  in  the  pages  of  The 
Se\^'  York  Times  ...  if  that's  a  First  Amendment  expert, 
the  Ellen  lamesians  are  pro-FOUND." 

Irving  smiles  with  satisfaction.  He  wishes  MacKinnon 
were  around  to  hear  it.  He'd  like  nothing  better  than  to 
start  an  old-fashioned  feud. 


continued  from  poge  10 
though,  and  quarterbacks  like  |eff 
Hostetler  gel  creamed  play  after  play, 
sotnebody  picks  up  on  it.  The 
announcers,  coaches  and  fans  who 
see  Hoss  screaming  at  the  Raiders' 
offensive  line  after  he  was  planted 
into  the  ground  by  Miami's  Bryan 
Cox  for  the  third  consecutive  time 
sure  noticed  the  poor  pass  protec- 
tion. 

One  thing  should  have  crossed 
Hostetler's  mind  —  yelling  at  them 
sometimes  isn't  the  best  way  of  get- 
ting them  to  block  for  you.  Maybe  one 
of  those  limes  Kevin  Gogan  decided 
to  let  Cox  fly  by  and  shut  Hoss  up. 


There  is  no  way  An  Shell  should 
have  benched  Hostetler.  Leading  by 
10  points  over  a  superior  coach  like 
Don  Shula,  Shell  benches  one  of  his 
only  bright  spots  on  offense  because 
he  didn't  like  Hoss'  attitude  and  criti- 
cism of  the  Los  Angeles  offense. 
Maybe  if  Al  Davis  took  off  the  sun- 
glasses and  used  his  money  to  get  a 
real  running  back,  Hostetler  wouldn't 
be  scrambling  for  his  life,  looking 
down  field  for  Tim  Brown,  Raghib 
Ismail  and  an  assortment  of  track  and 
field  stars. 

Arthur  Stapleton  fr  is  a  Collegian 
columnist. 


continued  from  page  10 

UMass  goalkeeper  Danielle  Dion, 
who  was  named  A- 10  Rookie  of  the 
week,  will  be  looking  for  her  7.5 
shutout  of  the  year. 

"She's  shown  that  she  can  do  the 
job,'  Swanson  said. 

Earlier  in  the  year  Dartmouth 
played  Hartford,  a  team  that  beat 
UMass  last  week,  to  a  1-1  tie. 

"It  will  be  a  very,  very  tough  chal- 
lenge,' said  UMass  Assistant  Coach 
April  Kater. 

"Dartmouth  is  doing  very  well, 
they've  been  winning  big.  They  can 
play.  If  they  beat  us,  it's  a  ticket  I  for 
theml  to  the  NCAAs." 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Sports 


Forwards  aim  to  score  in  Hocicey 


By  T*d  KoNtar 

Collegion  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  hocicey  team 
outscored  its  opponents  176-94  last  season.  To  be  on  the 
reverse  end  of  that  margin,  1994-95  might  not  be  consid- 
ered a  success,  but  it  is  a  realistic  possibility. 

|oe  Mallen,  the  UMass  coach  and  a  former  Boston 
College  assistant,  harbors  no  delusions  concerning  his 
team's  immediate  future  as  a  first-year  member  of  Hockey 
East,  arguably  the  finest  conference  in  the  country.  There 
will  be  some  unsightly  contests,  hopefully  a  handful  of 

surprises,  and  a  whole  lot 
of  toil  and  stress  in 
between. 

For  all  Mallen's  certain- 
ty of  how  his  Minutemen 
will  fare,  there's  some- 
thing he  cannot  say:  where 


will  the  goals  come  from?  Here  we  search  for  some  con- 
ceivable answers  among  the  expanded  forward  corps: 

Sal  Manganaro,  RW.  junior.  This  5-foot- 10  inch.  185 
pound  former  Matignon  (Cambridge)  High  School  stand- 
out is  the  only  man  on  the  rosier  who  has  played  a 
Hockey  East  game. 

In  fact,  he  logged  50  appearances  during  two  seasons 
at  BC.  Manganaro  netted  two  goals  in  Sunday's  10-5 
exhibition  victory  over  Seneca  (Ont.)  College  while  skat- 
ing shifts  at  both  wings. 

"He's  died  and  gone  to  heaven."  Mallen  said.  "He's 
been  waiting  a  year  for  this,  and  it's  a  great  chance  for 
him.  I  hope  [the  line  of  Tom  Perry.  Mike  Evans,  and 
Manganaro]  is  going  to  be  a  hell  of  a  line  for  us." 

Manganaro's  two  linemates  were  among  the  most  pro- 
ductive members  of  the  1995-94  UMass  outfit.  Perry,  a 
rugged,  6-foot,  200  pound  left  wing,  topped  all 
Minutemen  with  three  hat  tricks  last  season  en  route  to  16 
goals,  coupled  with  1 5  assists  for  3 1  points. 

"Sal  gives  us  some  experience,"  Perry  said.  "We  have 
lines  who  can  score  and  lines  that  arc  bangers." 

Evans,  an  alternate  captain  who  centers  the  trio  known 
as  "Red  Alert."  alerted  all  who  saw  him  perform  one  year 
ago  of  his  considerable  talents.  Of  his  19  goals,  seven 
came  on  the  power  play,  five  were  shorthanded,  and  four 
wcre^ame-  winners. 

"We  need  to  slay  more  in  tune  with  each  other,"  Evans, 
who  also  scored  twice  against  Seneca,  said.  "But  I  think 
we're  better  than  9th  [UMass'  position  in  the  pre-season 
coaches'  poll)." 

Rob  Bonneau  paced  UMass  last  year  with  26-21-47 
totals,  which  included  two  hat  tricks  and  a  team-high  six 
shorthanded  tallies.  Also  one  of  the  team's  top  penalty 
killers,  this  swift  local  talent  (Springfield)  earned  team 
MVP  honors  for  ■95-'94  and  is  posed  to  do  so  again,  even 
if  he  cannot  stockpile  his  numbers. 

"If  I  don't  score  ever,  that's  fine  as  long  as  we  win." 


COlllCIAN  FUf  PHOTO 


Blair  Wagar  is  one  of  the  returning  forwards  for  the  UMass  hockey  team  who  will  be  trying  to  score 
in  the  Hockey  East. 


Bonneau  said. 

The  6-foot.  170  pound  sophomore  appears  settled  on  a 
line  with  Warren  Norris  and  Blair  Wagar:  each  of  whom 
lit  20  lamps  in  UMass'  return  year  on  the  ice. 

Nonis,  a  6-foot- 1-inch  185  pound  native  of  St.  lohn's. 
Newfoundland,  made  this  serious  hockey  territory  proud 
by  tying  Bonneau  in  1995-94  for  the  team  lead  in  points 
(47).  Norris  is  not  worried  even  though  few  of  his  current 
teammates  have  solidified  their  lines. 

"Once  we're  into  the  flow  of  a  gaihe,  it  doesn't  really 
matter  who's  on  the  ice."  Norris  said.  "We've  all  got  a  job 
to  do.  and  we  can  do  it  as  long  as  we  work  together." 

Alternate  captain  Wagar  uses  his  spyeed  well  at  both 
ends  of  the  rink.  Few  can  catch  him  when  he  cuts  to  the 
and  he  catches  most  forwards  when  coupled  with 


net, 


Bonneau  in  penalty-killing  situations. 

Every  team  needs  a  physical  presence, 
embodies  it  more  for  UMass  than  6-foot- 


and  no  one 
3  inch,  200 


pound  winger  Dennis  Wright.  He  can  also  be  counted  on 
offensively,  as  he  scored  1 1  goals  and  finished  second  in 
assists  with  26. 

Wright  may  see  action  on  a  line  with  center  Blair 
Manning,  another  of  UMass'  lop  returnees.  A  tremen- 
dously skilled  player,  he  tied  for  fifth  in  scoring  (8-23-31 ) 
while  centering  UMass'  top  line.  Manning  bulked  up  a  bit 
loo,  from  165  to  175  pounds. 

Veterans  ludd  Smith,  Gerry  Cahill  and  Tom  Sheehan  (2 
goals  vs.  Seneca)  cannot  be  discounted,  either,  nor  can 
newcomers  Dean  Campanalc.  |osh  Hoekstra.  Chris 
Fawcett.  Bryan  Fitzgerald  and  Dan  ludcn. 

It  may  just  be  a  matter  of  Mallen  turning  the  right 
screws  to  fine  tune  his  attack  for  the  rough  Hockey  East 
regimen. 

"Last  year  I  discovered  I  like  to  keep  guys  together  for  a 
long  time,  rather  than  move  them  around."  Mallen  said. 
"I'd  like  to  see  if  they  can  really  start  to  gel." 


Sanders,  Rison 
brawl  is  a  joke 

Let's  gel  ready  to  rumble.  In  this  comer,  "Neeeon" 
Deion  Sanders.  His  opponent.  Annndre  "Bad  Moon" 
Rijisson  .  .  . 

Vince  McMahon  could  not  have  created  any  worse 
of  a  farce  which  occurred  in  San  Francisco's  42-3 
demolition  of  Atlanta.  The  only  things  missing  were 

Hammer  and 
t"* ••--■-'  the  contro- 
versy over 
which  side- 
line he  would 
stand  on. 
This  whole 

Sanders-  Rison  brawl  was  a  joke.  The  officials 
should  be  ashamed  of  how  they  lost  control  of  a 
game  which  they  had  a  chance  to  keep  in  their  grasp. 
The  Bosom  Buddies  both  should  have  been  run  off 
the  field  and  into  the  locker  room  for  early  showers 
in  the  Georgia  Dome. 

How  in  his  right  mind  can  Commissioner  Paul 
Tagliabue  justify  the  officials'  flagging  of  only 
Sanders,  giving  him  a  15-yard  penalty?  With  the 
score  21-3  in  favor  of  San  Fran  and  the  Falcons 
threatening  to  pull  within  10  points,  albeit  giving 
them  the  two-point  conversion.  Neon  Deion  picked 
off  the  |eff  George  pass  to  the  left  pilon  and  streaked 
95  yards  for  the  score  that  broke  Atlanta's  back. 

He  shouldn't  have  had  the  chance  to  make  that 
play.  It  would  have  been  a  totally  different  game  if 
Sanders  wasn't  in  there.  He  broke  roughly  seven 
yards  to  even  get  to  the  ball  —  Dana  Hall  or  Tim 
McDonald  would  not  have  gotten  that  interception. 

The  fact  that  Sanders  and  Rison  sell  tickets 
shouldn't  be  an  excuse  for  letting  the  pair  stay  in  the 
game.  It  was  the  first  half.  Toss  them  both,  send  a 
message,  and  play  the  game  without  them.  If  it  were 
Courtney  Hawkins  and  Marty  Moore  in  a  tussle,  the 
coaches  would  have  been  looking  for  replacements. 

During  a  time  when  the  game  of  football  is  at  its 
peak,  it's  a  shame  guys  like  Sanders  and  Rison  could 
make  a  mockery  of  the  sport.  With  his  performance  in 

the  post-game,  Sanders  proved  he  was  truly  classless. 

***** 

Running  backs  who  pile  up  the  yardage  every  year 
usually  recognize  their  offensive  line  by  buying  them 
Rolex  watches,  gourmet  dinners,  trips  to  Hawaii  .  .  . 
yet  what  do  great  quarterbacks  who  don't  get  sacked 
give  to  their  offensive  line? 

Not  much,  except  a  pat  on  the  back  and  thanks 
for  doing  their  job.  When  the  line  doesn't  do  its  job. 

Turn  to  NFl.  page  8 


Men  s  tennis  hopes  to  finish 
season  with  a  win  over  BU 


By  Jcwnie  D.  Baona 

Collagion  Staff 


'Boston  University  is  within  our 

grasp." 

University  of  Massachusetts  men's 

tennis  Coach  Judy  Dixon  said  this 

about  today's  season  ending  match 

against  the  Terriers. 

But  they  will  have  to  do  it  without 

top  seed  Tim  Lipsky. 

Lipsky  was  scratched  off  the  lineup 

yesterday  when  his  chronic  back  prob- 
lem for  the  past      

two  years  got  *|mx>- 

gresstvely  worse" 

during  this   past 

week. 
"The  past   two 

months  has  been 

the  first  time  I've 

been  able  to  play 

without  treatment." 

Lipsky  said.  "It  just 

got     worse     this 

week.        Getting 

healed   up  is   my 

main  concern  right 
now  so  that  I  can 
play  in  the  spring." 

The  absence  of      ^^^^^_^___ 
Lipsky     for     the 
match  leaves  the 

leadership  role  on  the  shoulders  of 
co-captain  and  No.  2  seed,  Keith 
Murray. 

"We'll  vkin."  Murray  said.  'It's  very 
important  that  we  end  the  season  with 
a  victory  It's  a  confidence  builder  to 
go  into  the  spring  season  with  a  win- 
ning record." 

According  to  Murray,  every  member 
of  the  3-3  Minutemen  has  played  well 
at  different  times  during  the  season 
but  "they  all  need  to  play  well  at 
once." 

'We  got  burned  in  a  couple  of  close 
matches  this  season  ajgainst  the 
University  of  Vermont  and  UConn,  but 
a  win  over  BU  is  our  chance  to  get 
back  on  track  for  a  tough  spring  sched- 
ule." Murray  said. 

"Last  year,  a  victory  over  BU  would 
be  unthinkable.'  Dixon  said.  'But  the 
team  has  come  a  long  way  since  last 


match. " 

"We're  a  program  in  transition. 
We're  starling  to  compete  with  the 
teams  that  would  kill  us  last  year. 
We're  knocking  on  the  door,  now  we 
just  have  to  kick  it  down.' 

To  put  the  improvement  into  per- 
spective, junior  Darren  Tow  was  the 
No.  1 2  seed  at  the  start  of  last  year. 
And  now.  in  the  absence  of  Lipsky 
from  the  lineup,  and  an  unsportsman- 
ship  suspension  issued  by  Dixon  on 
No.  4  seed  Justin  Lynn.  Tow  will  be 
the  No.  3  seed  in 


"Last  year,  a  victory 

over  BU  would  be 

unthinkable.  Bui  the 

team  has  come  a  long 

way  since  last  year 

and  we  should  give 

them  a  good  match. 

We're  a  program  in 

transition. " 

—  ludy  Dixon 


year  and  we  should  give  them  a  good 


the  match  against 
BU. 

Tow  credits  the 
coaches  for  his 
improvement  over 
the  past  year. 

"■We  have  a  lot  of 
volunteer  coaches 
that  spend  a  lot  of 
time  with  us.  work- 
ing to  try  to  perfect 
our  form."  Tow 
Mid. 

Another  UMass 
player  that 

improves      every 

day.  that  might  see 

his  first  action  of 
the  year,  is  junior 
transfer  |osh  Freeman.  Freeman  also 
credits  the  coaches  for  his  improve- 
ment. 

"I'm  really  close  to  starting.' 
Freeman  said.  "But  the  best  thing  is 
that  the  coaches  have  really  helped  me 
with  my  form.  Now  I'm  one  of  the  best 
players  back  home." 

With  Lipsky  out  with  the  ailing 
back.  Murray  moves  into  the  No.  I 
seed,  and  sophomore  Ankur  Baishya 
takes  the  No.  2  seed. 

Both  will  team  up  to  play  the  No.  1 
doubles  match. 

Freshman  walk-on  Alex  Aller  will 
see  action  for  the  first  time  by  teaming 
up  with  sophomore  Greg  Chow  in  the 
No.  3  doubles. 

"Alex  has  come  a  long  way  in  such  a 
short  amount  of  time."  Dixon  said. 
'We  have  many  players  like  him,  that's 
what  makes  the  future  of  the  team  so 
promising." 


Minutewomen  finish  second  at  Championships 


By  Darek  Milosovijevic 

Collegion  Sloff 


You  can  see  it  either  way. 

One  would  think  a  second  place 
finish,  their  best  ever,  at  the  New 
England  Championships  in 
Burlington.  Vt.  this  weekend 
would  be  a  cause  for  celebration 
for  ihe  University  of  Massachusetts 
women's  tennis  team.  Instead,  the 
Minutewomen  are  left  to  balance 
feelings  of  satisfaction  with  their 
performance,  and  the  nagging 
thoughts  of  what  might  have  been. 

The  36  points  UMass  racked  up 
in  the  tourney  were  second  only  to 
the  40  compiled  by  Providence 
College.  The  tournament's  out- 
come was  up  in  the  air  until  the 
completion  of  the  final  matches  of 
the  day  on  Sunday.  Central 
Connecticut  State  University  fin- 
ished in  third  place  with  31  points. 

Minutewomen  head  coach  |udy 
Dixon  said  she  was  extremely 
pleased  with  her  team's  perfor- 
mance. 

"It  was  great,"  Dixon  said.  "We 
did  better  than  I  expected.  We 
came  in  a  decisive  second  place 
and  everybody  played  well." 

LiesI  Sitton  paved  the  way  for 
the  Minutewomen's  strong  perfor- 
mance. The  junior  captain  lived  up 
to  her  No.  1  seed  in  the  top  flight 
of  singles  players,  winning  two. 
three-set.  matches  to  claim  the 
championship.  In  the  tourney  final. 
Sitton  rallied  after  losing  the  first 
set.  to  defeat  lennifer  Dullea  of 
Providence  College  2-6.  6-3.  6-4. 

Despite  vkinning  the  title.  Sitton 


was  very  critical  of 
her  performance. 

"I  think  this  week- 
end was  a  rude 
awakening  for  me." 
Sitton  said.  "I  just 
wasn't  very  into  it — . 
It  was  like  I  was 
sleeping." 

Still.  Sitton 

remains  undefeated 
on  the  season  at 
11-0. 

Sophomore  Liz 
Durant  also  earned 
the  title  of  New 
England  Champion, 
winning  at  the  No.  4 
singles  position. 
Durant  had  an  easier 
time  of  it.  needing 
only  two  sets  to  beat 
each  of  her  oppo- 
nents from 
Providence  and 
CCSU. 

Durant  is  among 
those  who  were  dis- 
appointed the  team 
did  not  come  away 
with  the  overall 
championship. 

"I  was  kind  of 
depressed  that  we  didn't  win."  she 
said.  "We  were  psyched  up  the 
night  before,  thinking  that  we 
could  do  it." 

Durant  said  the  Minutewomen 
did  not  receive  any  additional  help 
from  the  other  teams  in  the  field  of 
seven. 

"I  think  everybody  on  our  team 
put  in  a  great  effort  and  gave  1 10 


COtKGIAN  (111  PHOTO 

LiesI  Sitton  won  the  New  England  Tennis  Championship  in  No.  1  singles  this  past 
weekend  at  Burlington,  Vt. 


percent."  Durant  said.  "II  the  other 
teams  had  played  better  against 
PC.  we  could  have  won." 

Beyond  the  victories  by  Sitton 
and  Durant,  Dixon  said  the  entire 
lineup  came  through  for  the 
Minutewomen.  Freshmen  Noelle 
Orsini  and  Caroline  Steele  each 
placed  third  in  the  No.  2  and  3  sin- 
gles nights,  respectively. 


In  doubles  play.  Mary  Edwards 
and  Lana  Coredcskaya  claimed 
fourth  place  at  the  No.  I  slot,  bui 
Dixon  said  the  big  surprise  of  the 
weekend  was  the  performance  of 
her  No.  2  team.  Freshmen  Leslie 
Kohen  and  Amy  Sidran  paired  up 
to  shock  the  field  and  bring  home 
second  place  points  for  the 
Minutewomen. 


Women's  soccer  ready  to  host  No.  16  Dartmouth 


Us, 
I  soft- 
londay, 


Thavi, 


Thursday,  Nov.  3,  at  1 1  p.m. 


tkowH  OH  /Ac  HauMlHt  Servictt  CtiMt  N0twotk,  channal  1 7. 


By  Candicc  Flemming 

Collagian  Staff 


coiiiciAN 'HI  moto 
Amy  Powell,  and  the  rest  of  the  No.  10  nationally  ranked 
women's  soccer  team,  is  hosting  No.  16  Dartmouth  today,  3:30 
p.m.,  at  Richard  F.  Garber  field. 


The  No.  10  nationally  ranked 
University  of  Massachusetts  women's 
soccer  team  is  hosting  another  big 
game  today. 

They  will  match  up  against  No.  16 
nationally  ranked  Dartmouth  at  3:30 
p.m.  at  Richard  F.  Garber  field. 

The  Big  Green  comes  in  with  an 
overall  record  of  7-2-1.  5-1-0  in  Ihe 
Ivy  League.  Last  year  when  the  two 
teams  met  at  Dartmouth,  the  match 
ended  in  a  0-0  tie. 

'It's  a  big  game.  It's  always  a  big 
game."  Dartmouth  Coach  Steve 
Swanson  said.  "It's  a  very  strong 
rivalry.  We  respect  all  that  UMass 
has  done.  Every  time  we  play  UMass 
it's  a  game  that  we  look  forward  too. 
It's  always  a  good  contest,  competi- 
tive and  hard  fought." 

Leading  the  way  for  Dartmouth  so 
far  this  season  has  been  seniors  Mya 
Mangawang  and  Biitianny  Boulanger, 
and  freshman  Elizabeth  Dobbin. 

Mangawang  has  scored  seven  goals 
and  served  up  two  assists  for  a  total 
of  16  points  from  her  midfield  posi- 
tion. Dobbin,  also  a  midfielder,  has 
scored  six  goals  to  go  along  with  one 
assist  for  1 3  points.  Boulanger,  a  for- 


ward, has  four  goals  and  four  assists 
for  12  points.  Also  playing  well  for 
the  Big  Green  has  been  juniors  Kate 
Andrews  and  Megan  Owens. 
Andrews  has  four  goals  and  one 
assist  for  nine  points,  while  Owen* 
has  four  goals,  no  assists,  for  eight 
points. 

"We've  got  a  lot  of  players  who 
can  score."  Swanson  said.  "You  can't 
focus  in  on  just  one  or  two." 

lunior  goalkeeper  Heidi  Halchel 
has  had  36  saves  in  the  net  so  far  for 
a  .878  save  percentage. 

UMass  has  been  led  in  the  scoring 
department  by  Nicole  Roberts  who 
leads  the  team  in  points  with  17.  She 
is  tied  for  the  team  lead  in  goals 
(seven)  with  Rebecca  Myers. 

"Obviously  they  have  a  lot  of  good 
individuals,  but  you  can't  focus  on 
one."  Swanson  said.  "They're  very 
organized  and  they  play  well  togeth- 
er. They  move  the  ball  aurfully  well, 
they  go  to  the  ball  well  and  they're 
good  in  the  air.  We  have  to  have  our 
best  effort  UMass  is  sound  funda- 
mentally everywhere.  They've  always 
been,  and  that's  why  I  respect  them 
so  much.  It's  always  a  difficult 
game." 

Turn  to  SOCCER,  page  8 


p 

Captain  Joynen  Rissling 
to  lead  defense  again 

The  UMdSs  hockey  team  will  rely 
heavily  on  jaynen  Rissling  and  the  rest 
o(  the  defense  to  succeed  in  its  first  year 
in  Hockey  East  (See  Sports,  page  8). 

Caring  and  Sharing 
shoots  for  $175,000 

Three-week  campaign  is  under  way 
to  urge  University  employees  to  donate 
to  more  than  to  400  service  agencies 


Ska  lives  on 
with  The  Toasters 

Northampton's  Pearl  Street  wel- 
comes the  band  tomorrow  night,  but 
check  out  today's  profile  and  preview 
(See  Arts  H  Living,  page  5). 

Extended  Forecast 

Cloudy,  30  percent  cKiance  of  rain 
today  with  highs  in  lower  60s  and 
overnight  lows  in  the  upper  40s. 
Clouds,  chance  of  rain  and  temps  in 
the  60s  through  Friday. 


High:  63 

LOW:  47 


High:  62 
low:  45 


High:  60 
low:  40 


The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  26 


Ntew  England's  Largest  College  Doily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Daily  Since  1967 


Wednesday,  October  19,  1994 


*Save  Our  Schools*  campaign 
registers  3800  students  to  vote 


By  Justin  Do/le 

Collegian  Staff 


The  campus-wide  voter  registration  campaign  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  has  contributed  to  registering 
approximately  3,800  students  to  vole,  according  to 
Matthew  Pavesi,  commuter  advocate  and  former  under- 
graduate student  speaker. 

The  Save  Our  Schools  (SOS)  campaign  launched  a 
voter  registration  campaign  at  the  beginning  of  this 
semester  to  register  student  to  vote  for  the  upcoming 
elections  on  Nov.  8. 

With  the  recenl  success  of  UMass  students  and  admin- 
istrators lobbying  the  statehouse  for  more  funding  last 
year,  voter  registration  will  only  help  empower  the 
University,  according  to  Pavesi. 

"For  the  first  time  in  the  last  20  years  UMass  will  not 
see  a  tuiiion  and  fee  increase,"  Pavesi  said.  "UMass 
received  a  $  I  5  million  increase  in  state  allocations  and 
students  can  go  to  the  Bursar's  Office  to  get  their  refund 
checks. 

"This  is  all  because  of  the  lobbying  efforts  of  students 
and  registered  voters.  The  voter  registration  campaign  is 
all  a  F>art  of  how  we  gel  these  things  done." 

The  SOS  campaign  included  UMass  organizations  such 
as  the  Commuter  Service  and  Off  Campus  Housing 
Office  (CSOCHO)  and  Massachusetts  Public  Interest 
Research  Group  (MASSPIRG). 

As  part  of  the  SOS  campaign,  CSOCHO  and 
MASSPIRG  registered  students  to  vote  both  in  Amherst 
and  their  home  districts. 

"We  registered  about  2,000  students  to  vote  in  their 
home  districts  and  about  1,400  students  in  Amherst," 
Pavesi  said. 

Approximately  400  students  also  signed  up  for  absen- 
tee ballots  in  cases  where  they  could  not  vote  in  Amherst 


or  vote  at  home. 

"The  difference  in  the  number  of  students  who  regis- 
tered to  vote  took  out  absentee  ballots,'  Pavesi  said.  "And 
those  who  didn't  were  urged  to." 

CSOCHO  and  MASSPIRG  worked  together  on  the 
voter  registration  campaign,  setting  up  a  table  in  the 
Student  Union  and  outside  the  Hatch. 

"Wc  had  a  great  deal  of  success  at  the  table,  we  regis- 
tered a  lot  of  students  as  voters."  said  Shannon  Rabom, 
organizer  for  MASSPIRG. 

The  campaign  also  went  out  to  the  students,  registering 
voters  in  classes  and  in  the  dorms. 

According  to  Pavesi,  the  campaign  received  permission 
from  Chancellor  David  K.  Scott  and  professors  to  go  into 
classes  before  and  after  classes  to  talk  to  students  and 
register  ihem  to  vole. 

"Instead  of  me  standing  inside  the  Student  Union, 
screaming  for  hours  all  day  long  and  only  getting  register- 
ing about  200  students,  we  went  to  classes  and  got  200 
students  in  seven  minutes,"  Pavesi  said. 

The  campaign  also  went  out  to  the  dormitories  and 
knocked  on  doors,  attempting  to  encourage  students  both 
to  register  and  to  go  out  and  vote. 

'We  went  door  to  door  one  night  and  covered  several 
dorms  trying  to  get  students  to  register,"  Rabom  said.  "It 
was  very  effective  because  I  think  it  is  always  better  to 
have  one  on  one  contact  with  students." 

CSOCHO  and  MASSPRIG  will  be  involved  in  provid- 
ing information  about  the  campaigns  and  getting  students 
out  to  the  polling  places  to  vote 

CSOCHO  will  launch  the  "Get  Out  to  Vote 
Campaign,"  which  will  include  a  phone  bank  and  offering 
students  rides  to  and  from  polling  places  on  election  day. 
said  Pavesi. 

MASSPIRG  will  be  involved  with  voter  education  at 
polling  places  in  26  tuwn^  across  Western  Massachusetts. 


Nuclear  deal  leaves  questions  open 


By  Robert  Bums 

Associated  Press 


WASHINGTON  —  The 
U.S. -North  Korea  nuclear  deal  brings 
within  reach  a  central  Clinton  admin- 
istration gcjal  of  stopping  production 
of  nuclear  weapons.  But  it  leaves 
unanswered  a  big  question:  Is  North 
Korea  already  nuclear  armed? 

In  hailing  the  agreement  Tuesday. 
President  Clinton  did  not  mention 
North  Korea's  current  nuclear  capa- 
bilities, but  he  said  the  accord  would 
bring  an  "end  to  the  threat  of  nuclear 
proliferation  on  the  Korean 
Peninsula  " 

Earlier  this  Nciir.  the  administra- 


tion had  threatened  to  push  for 
United  Nations  economic  sanctions 
against  North  Korea  to  force  it  to 
reveal  its  past  nuclear  activities.  But 
now  it  is  willing  to  wait  several  years 
to  get  the  answer. 

Clinton  said  the  important  thing 
was  that  North  Korea  would  not 
make  more  weapons,  and  that  a  U.N. 
nuclear  watchdog  agency  would  be 
allowed  to  verify  the  ban. 

Clinton  said  he  was  sending 
Robert  Gallucci,  the  chief  U.S.  nego- 
tiator on  the  deal,  back  to  Geneva  on 
Friday  to  sign  the  accord,  which  the 
president  said  included  U.S.  agree- 
ment to  ease  long-standing  restric- 
tions on  trade  with  North  Korea. 


Clinton  also  said  the  United 
States  and  North  Korea  would  move 
toward  establishing  liaison  offices 
in  each  other's  capital  —  a  step  that 
could  lead  to  creating  full  diplomat- 
ic relations,  "This  agreement  is 
good  for  the  United  Stales,  good  for 
our  allies  and  good  for  the  safety  of 
the  entire  world."  the  president 
said. 

The  CIA  believes  North  Korea 
probably  has  built  and  stashed  away 
one  or  two  nuclear  weapons.  Would 
the  Koreans  use  them?  Would  they 
threaten  to?  Such  weapons  would 
have  litilc  military  utility,  but  even 
one  crude  bomb  could  be  an  effective 
terror  weapon. 


On  the  safe  side 


srtwN  xoijiu  /  roiifcuN 


Sophomore  wildlife  biology  major  Brandon  Faneuf  registered  his  bicycle  yesterday  with  the  help  of  Public 
Safety  Officer  Neil  Lunney 


Vigil  brings  'survivors'  together 

Second  hreast  cancer  awareness  week  highlights  solidarity 


By  Erin  Bamci 

Collagian  Staff 


Low  turnout  didn't  dampen  the 
intensity  of  yesterday's  vigil  outside 
Hertcr  Hall  to  recognize  "Women's 
Awareness  to  Breast  Cancer  II." 

Surrounded  by  the  donated 
shirts  representing  women  who  will 
be  victims  of  breast  cancer,  those 
in  attendance  showed  solidarity 
with  one  another. 

"We  are  all  connected  in  the  web 
of  life,  and  all  of  us  are  survivors  in 
one  way  or  another,"  said  Project 
Coordinator  Sunny  Miller.  "Our 
awareness  and  preciousness  of  life 
contributes  to  the  lives  of  other 
women." 

The  vigil  opened  with  Sunny 
Miller  sharing  a  poem  by  Audrey 
Lord,  a  1995  breast  cancer  victim, 
titled  "Today  Could  Be  The  Day." 
The  poem  discussed  how  laughter 
and  friendships  help  to  soften  the 
edge  of  death  by  breast  cancer,  a 
disease  that  strikes  more  than 
182,00  women  every  year  and  kills 
more  than  46.000. 

Following  the  poetry  reading, 
attendees  were  encouraged  to  share 
personal  stories  about  surviving 
breast  cancer  or  to  take  time  to 
remember  loved  ones  who  were 
victims  of  the  disease. 

Sandy  Mendel,  who  works  at 
the  Everywoman's  Center,  talked 
about  how  she  came  to  grips  with 
her  fear  of  breast  cancer.  She 
recalled  how  her  mother's  best 
friend,  a  breast  cancer  victim, 
removed  her  towel  to  reveal  the 
results  of  her  double  mastectomy. 
The  woman,  at  the  age  of  55. 
went  on  to  law  school  to  eventual- 
ly become  one  of  the  lop  labor 
negotiators  in  the  city  of  New 
York  Sandy  tackled  her  fears, 
and  now,  she  said,  she  thinks 
about  survivors  when  she  thinks 
about  breast  cancer. 

Philosophy  Professor  John 
Brentlinger  noted  that  as  many 
women  die  annually  of  breast  can- 
cer as  the  number  of  people  who 
died  while  serving  in  the  Vietnam 


NATHAN  MMTIN  /  COtliCiAN 


Women  shared  personal  stories  yesterday  about  both  victims  and 
survivors  of  breast  cancer  as  part  of  the  awareness  week  project  out- 
side Herter  Hall. 


War.  He  said  he  believes  deaths 
due  to  breast  cancer  are  pre- 
ventable and  occur  for  many  of 
the  same  reasons  that  inevitably 
cause  war.  He  also  said  he  was 
happy  to  see  the  vigil  take  place. 

Sunny  Miller  said  that  women 
must  demand  answers  to  the  prob- 
lem of  breast  cancer  and  act 
together  to  ensure  that  those 
answers  are  found. 

'Wc  need  to  give  support  and 
assistance,  and  provide  informa- 


tion to  those  women  in  need."  she 
said.  "This  is  not  the  best  of 
timet,  but  it  is  not  the  worst  of 
limes  cither." 

Vigil  participants  also  discussed 
the  need  to  educate  women  about 
factors  that  increase  the  likelihood 
to  developing  breast  cancer  in 
order  to  be  empowered. 

Four  women  will  share  their  sto- 
ries as  breast  cancer  survivors  at  a 
noon  luncheon  on  Oct.  27  in  the 
Campus  Center. 


Men's  and  women's  groups  team  up 
to  fight  against  domestic  violence 


By  Tm  WKito 

Collegian  Staff 


Editor's  Note:  This  is  the  third  irt  a  four-pan  series 
looking  ai  the  services  available  for  men  to  combat 
domesiu  violence. 

AMHERST  —  The  Mens  Resource  Center  (MRC)  of 
Western  Massachusetts  and  the  Everywoman's  Center 
(EWC)  at  the  University  of  Massachusetts  have  teamed 
up  to  promote  positive  role  models  in  local  high 
schools. 

The  High  School  FxJucation  Project  at  the  MRC  and  the 
Educator  Advocate  program  from  the  EWC  provide  local 
high  schools  with  workshops  that  deal  with  respect  and 
abuse  in  relationships,  dale  acquaintance  and  rape,  and 
sexual  harassment. 

Steven  Botkin.  co-director  of  the  MRC.  said  the  project 
not  only  helps  high  school  students  but  provides  training 
for  men. 

"It  offers  training  for  men  who  are  interested  in  devel- 
oping their  skills  in  giving  and  leading  workshops."  Botkin 
said. 

Tom  l^andis-SchifT.  also  an  MRC  co-director  and  coor- 
dinator of  the  high  school  program,  said  the  40-  hour 
training  process  is  stretched  over  a  month.  Twelve  people 
arc  currently  enrolled. 


Root  causes  of  violcnw 


The  focus  of  the  training  for  the  ct>unsclors  is  gender 
socialism,  experience  with  violence  and  homophobia, 

"Addressing  homophobia  is  very  important." 
I^ndis-Schiff  said  'There  is  a  strong  connection  between 
male  homophobia  and  male  violence  " 

Landis-Schiff  said  that  trying  to  maintain  the  image  of 
masculinity  and  getting  frustrated  when  that  docs  not  suc- 
ceed sometimes  leads  to  violence. 

"Wc  have  this  image  of  masculinity.  It  begins  lo  attack 
our  self-esteem  when  we  can't  actually  keep  up  the  image, 
so  we  may  end  up  being  violent."  he  said. 

Showing  that  the  masculine  image  is  created  by  society 
and  impossible  to  keep  up  is  very  Important  in  both  the 
leadership  training  and  in  ihe  high  school*.  I.andis-Schiff 
said 

Similar  program  al  Everywoman's  Center 

Patricia  Mota  Guedes,  volunteer  coordinator  of  the 
Educator  Advocate  program  al  the  EWC,  offers  a  training 
program  similar  to  the  MRC*  high  Khool  program  There 
are  currently  lb  enrolled. 

Guedes  said  the  program  is  a  (>0-hour  training  process 
thai  takes  two  months  She  said  ihe  training  is  longer  than 
Ihe  MRC's  because  they  also  have  to  deal  with  University 
and  Five  College  issues. 

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Arafat  charges  Israel-Jordan  pact  a  betrayal 


By  Afyn  Fisher 
Aswciatad  Prast 


ItRUSALEM  -  PLO  chief  Yasser 
Arafat  condemned  Ihe  lsrael-|ord«n 
peace  accord  Tuesday,  calling  it  an 
"outrageous  infringement"  of  the 
PLO's  peace  agrecmeni  wiih  Israel 
and  a  betrayal  of  Palestinian  inter- 
ests. 

The  lordanian  prime  minister, 
meanwhile,  said  his  country  made  a 
scpwraie  peace  with  Israel  because  it 
could  not  wait  for  other  Arab  states 
to  move,  and  urged  Syria  to  move 
toward  peace  with  Israel. 

Syrian  President  Hafez  Assad  said 
the  formula  used  lo  resolve  the  land 
dispute  between  lordan  and  Israel 
would  never  work  when  it  came  to 
Syria's  claim  on  the  Golan  Heights. 

The  arrangement  calls  for  Israel  lo 
return  most  of  the  I  52  square  miles 
of  border  land  it  seized  from  (ordan 
in  1448.  but  allow*  Israel  to  lease 
areas  where  there  are  Israeli  settle- 
ments or  farms.  Israeli  ofTiciaU  have 


suggested  it  could  be  a  model  for  a 
similar  arrangement  with  Syria 

But  Assad  said  Tuesday  that  Syria 
would  never  agree  lu  such  a  lease- 
back plan.  Israel  seized  the  Golan 
Heights  in  the  1967  Middle  F^st  war 
and  Syria  insists  it  must  be  rviumol 
in  full 

"It  is  apostasy  for  anyone  to  speak 
of  a  nation  leasing  its  land,"  Assad 
said  at  a  news  conference  in  Cairo. 
Egypt.  "There  will  be  no  peace  as 
long  as  the  land  is  not  relumed 
fully."  Israeli  Prime  Minister  Yitzhak 
Rabin  chided  Assad  for  rcjecling 
such  an  arrangemcni  out  of  hand 

"It  is  a  mistake  for  Assad  to  slick 
to  his  stubbornness,"  Rabin  said  dur 
ing  an  official  visit  in  London  on 
Tuesday  "Syria  has  remained  alone 
in  its  hostility  with  Israel." 

The  agreement  with  Rirdan,  Rabin 
added,  meant  thai  Israel  "will  never 
claim  a  square  kilometer  or  centime- 
ter of  sovereign  lordanian  land." 

Assad  criticized  lordan  for  forg- 
ing a  teparatc  peace  with  Israel,  but 


said  Syria  would  not  do  anything  to 
upset  il.  "We  can  put  obstacles  and 
everybody  knows  thai;'  Assad  said. 
"But  this  will  only  hurl  us  as 
Arabs." 

Meanwhile,  Arafat  said  he  was  out- 
raged that  lordanian  negotiators  did 
not  consult  with  ihe  PLO  before  the 
accord  was  initialed  in  Amman  on 
Monday.  He  was  especially  upset  by  a 
provision  giving  lordan  a  "special 
role'  in  the  disputed  city  of 
lerusalem. 

"This  is  an  outrageous  infringe- 
ment uf  ihe  declaration  of  principles 
between  the  PLO  and  Israel.  .  .  in 
regards  to  lerusalem,  the  holy 
Islamic  and  Christian  shrines,' 
Arafat  said  in  a  statement  distrib- 
uted Tuesday  by  the  Palestinian 
news  agency  WAFA.  The  clash 
between  lordan  and  the  PLO  over 
ihe  control  of  lerusalem's  religious 
sites  broke  into  the  open  Tuesday 
when  lordan  and  Arafat  appointed 
two  different  men  as  mufti  for 

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Wednesday  Ticker 


Market  closes  as  of  4  p 

m.  Oct.  18 

Index 

Close 

Change 

Dow  Jones  Industrial  Average 
Standard  &  Poor's  500 
Nasdaq  Composite  Index 
American  Stock  Exchange  Index 

3,91 7.54 
467.66 
764.81 
456.72 

-6.39 
-1.30 
-0.97 
-2.04 

Market  Reports 

Compiled  by  Andrew  Ferguson 

Crop  prices  fall 
as  aermind  is  low 

CHICAGO  (AP)  —  Wheat  futures 
prices  fell  stiarply  Tuesday  on  the 
Chicago  Board  of  Trade  amid 
dimming  demand  prospects, 
including  potentially  lower 
Chinese  demand  than  traders 
expected. 

Corn  and  oat  futures  also  fell. 
Soybean  futures  rose  modestly. 
December  wheat  deliveries  set- 
tled below  $4  a  bushel  for  the 
first  time  since  Sept.  29.  The  sell- 
ing was  driven  in  part  by  a  state- 
ment by  the  head  of  China's 
grain-buying  agency,  Ceroil,  that 
China  would  not  need  the  10 
million  metric  tons  of  wheat 
imports  forecast  by  the  U.S. 
Agriculture  Department  for  the 
current  marketing  year,  which 
began  June  1 . 

The  Chinese  official,  Li  Cuihua, 
did  not  say  how  much  wheat 
China  would  import. 

Greg  Doud,  research  analyst  for 
the  trade  group  U.S.  Wheat 
Associates,  said  later  that  China 
may  have  fulfilled  most  of  its 
wheat  import  needs  for  calendar 
1994. 

Wheat  traders  have  been  await- 
ing Chinese  business  to  revive  a 
rally  that  took  wheat  to  a  2  1/2- 
year  high  last  week. 

Dollar  rises  against  key 
European  currencies 

LONDON  (AP)  —The  dollar  rose 
against  most  other  major  curren- 
cies in  early  European  trading 
today,  bouncing  back  from  a 
two-year  low  against  the  German 
mark.  Gold  prices  were  higher. 
The  dollar  rose  to  1.5026 
German  marks  by  midday  in 
Europe,  up  from  1.4998  marks 
late  Monday.  Its  close  of  1 .4990 
marks  late  Monday  in  New  York 
was  the  lowest  level  in  th»l  mar- 
ket since  October  1992. 

The  British  pound  was  quoted 


at  $1.61 15  at  midday  in  London, 
up  from  $1.6103  late  Monday. 
Its  close  of  $1.6100  on  Monday 
in  New  York  was  a  two-year  high 
there  for  the  pound. 

In  Tokyo,  the  dollar  closed  at 
98.05  yen,  up  0.80  yen  from 
Monday's  close.  Later  in  London, 
the  dollar  was  quoted  at  98.04 
yen. 

Other  dollar  rates  at  midday  in 
Europe  compared  with  late  rates 
Monday  included:  1.2495  Swiss 
francs,  up  from  1.2485;  5.1532 
French  francs,  up  from  5.1505; 
1 .6847  Dutch  guilders,  up  from 
1.6817;  1,533.35  Italian  lire, 
down  from  1,537.00,  and  1.3540 
Canadian  dollars,  down  from 
1.3565. 

Interest  rale  concerns 
leave  stock  prices  low 

(AP)  —  Stock  prices  finished 
slightly  lower  today  after  a  late- 
session  rally  erased  much  of  a  20- 
point  drop  in  the  Dow  Jones 
industrial  average. 

Prices  climbed  in  the  final  hour 
of  trading  in  a  day  dominated  by 
quarterly  corporate  earnings 
news  and  new  reasons  to  worry 
about  the  outlook  for  interest 
rates. 

Analysts  said  the  Dow  was  due 
to  catch  up  with  the  broader 
market's  recent  losses.  The  Dow 
rose  nearly  45  points  between 
Friday  and  Monday,  while  at  the 
same  time  declining  issues  out- 
numbered advancers. 

Decliners  continued  to  lead 
through  most  of  Tuesday's  ses- 
sion. Bond  prices  were  lower  and 
the  weaker  dollar  renewed  fret- 
ting about  interest  rates. 

"There  are  concerns  about  the 
decline  in  the  dollar,  which 
might  force  the  (Federal 
Reserve)  to  raise  interest  rates 
without  any  concern  for  the 
economy,"  said  Larry  Rice,  chief 
market  strategist  at  |osephthal 
Lyon  b.  Ross. 


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Wednesday,  Oct.  19 

Meeting  —  Lesbian  Bisexual  Woman's  Union, 
LBGA  office.  4I3B  Student  Union.  7  p.m.  to  9 
p.m. 

Seminar  —  Dr.  Ron  Booker,  "Regulation  of 
postembryonic  neurogenesis  in  the  moth," 
Morrill-South  room  203.  4  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Richard  Ryan,  Rayerweather 
202-203.  Amherst  College,  free.  4: 1 5  p.m. 

Video  —  Mephisio,  Hooker  Auditorium,  MHC, 
7:30  p.m. 

Lecture  —  ludith  LaBlanc,  Student  Union 
Ballroom,  UMass,  7:30  p.m. 

Meeting  —  UMass  Theater  Guild,  room  91 1 
Campus  Center,  UMass,  7  p.m. 


ThurEday,  Oct.  20 

Meeting  —  Grief  Survival  Group  for  those  who 
have  suffered  loss.  Campus  Center,  UMass,  7  p.m. 

Multi-Arts  —  Arts  Council.  ARTeVENTivcs  at 
the  maze,  UMass,  located  at  the  stadium  stop  of 
ihe  PVTA  Campus  Shuttle. 

Meeting  —  Bisexual  Rap  Group,  4th  floor 
lounge,  Mary  Lyon  House.  Northeast.  UMass,  7:30 
p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Film  —  Fantastic  Cinema:  Legends.  Myths. 


Adventures.  Herter  Hall  227,  UMass,  free,  7:30 
p.m. 

Symposium  —  "The  0.|.  Simpson  Case:  A 
Dcconslnjciion  of  Legal  and  Media  Issuea  '  Main 
Lecture  Hall,  HC.  7:30  p.m. 

Assembly  —  Massachusetts  Society  of  Prjfiiwrs 
General  Assembly.  |im  Braude  will  be  speaKi.ig. 
Sudent  Union  Ballroom.  UMass,  4  p.m. 


Friday,  Oct.  21 

Lecture  —  Visiting  Leciurer  Series  in  Geology. 
Morrill  Science  Center  room  131.  UMass.  3:30 
p.m. 

Lecture  —  "Gendered  Social  Knowledge: 
Domestic  Discourse,  |anc  Addams  and  Ihe 
Possibilities  of  Social  Science,"  Neilson  Library 
Browsing  Room.  Smith  College,  4:15  p.m. 

Film  —  Nazarin.  Wright  Hall  auditorium,  Smith 
College,  free,  show  limes:  7  p.m.  and  9  p.m. 

Community  —  Rub  Shoulders  with  Royalty  — 
The  Shabbal  Queen  is  here.  Chabad  House,  7  p.m. 

Film  —  Treasure  of  the  Sierra  Madre,  Campus 
Center  Theater.  Amhersi  College.  $1.75,  show 
times:  7:30  p.m.  and  10  p.m. 

Dance  —  Shapiro  and  Smith  Dance  Company, 
Bowker  Auditorium,  UMass,  8  p.m.,  ticket  infor- 
mation: 545-2511. 


Theater  —  The  Swan,  Fayerweather  Studio, 
Amherst,  free,  8  p.m. 

Movie  —  The  Rocky  Horror  Picture  Show, 
UMass  Campus  Center  Auditorium,  show  times:  7 
p.m.,  9  p.m.  and  1 1  p.m. 

Meeting  —  The  Alliance  Christian  Fellowship, 
Dave  Crosby  will  be  speaking  on  the  topic  of  Godly 
character.  Campus  Center,  7  p.m. 

Saturday,  Oct.  22 

Music  —  Swing  and  ballroom  dance  with 
"Swingiime,"  Florence  Community  Center,  Pine 
Street,  8:30  p.m..  $7  admission. 

Music  —  Benefit  for  Amherst's  Open  Pantry, 
Butterfield  Basement,  8  p.m.,  $3  and  two  cans  of 
food.  Bands:  Chisel,  Radio  To  Saturn,  Van  Pell, 
Showcase  Showdown  and  The  Gutters. 

Volunteers  —  Make-a-difference  day  to  help 
non-profit  agencies  across  Hampshire  Couty,  infor- 
mation: 545-3368. 

Music  —  luiiliard  String  Quartet,  Bowker 
Auditorium,  UMass,  8  p.m. 

Theater  —  Ladies  on  the  Couch,  Hampden 
Theater,  UMass.  8  p.m.,  information:  545-4824. 

Film  —  Brigadoon,  Gamble  Auditorium,  MHC, 
show  limes:  7  p.m.  and  9  p.m.,  $2. 

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violence 


continued  from  page  1 

According  to  Guedes,  the  MRC 
and  EWC  team  up  to  offer  work- 
shops at  local  high  schools  after 
trainees  complete  their  programs. 

"Basically  the  way  we  work  with 
the  HEP  (high  school  program]  is  by 
co-facilitaling  workshops  on  respect 
in  relationships,  date  rape  and  sexual 
harassment,'  Guedes  said. 

Sexual  harass-.tient  program 

Landis-Schiff  said  the  sexual 
harassment  program  has  been  most 
popular  recently  because  of  media 


attention. 

"There  is  also  a  concern  from 
school  officials  about  the  effect  sexu- 
al harassment  is  having  on  students 
and  the  school  environment,"  he  said. 

A  1993  national  survey  from  ihe 
American  Association  of  University 
Women  reported  that  81  percent  of 
high  school  students  surveyed 
received  unwanted  sexual  attention 
—  19  percent  from  school  (jersonnel. 

"Schools  call  us  and  say  they  want 
a  workshop  on  a  certain  topic." 
Landis-Schiff  said.  "Sexual  harass- 
ment workshops  have  been  the  most 


common. 

Both  Guedes  and  Landis-Schiff 
said  there  is  a  very  positive  reaction 
from  the  schools  and  that  most  stu- 
dents seem  to  find  the  workshops 
useful. 

"We  give  evaluation  forms  at  the 
end  of  a  workshop,"  Landis-Schiff 
said.  "Most  are  positive,  but  we  defi- 
nilely  do  get  a  couple  that  say  we're  a 
waste  of  lime." 

Landis-Schiff  said  the  negative 
reactions  from  students  usually  hap- 
pen because  "they  just  don't  want  to 
hear  it." 


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By  Kelly  Spang 

Collegion  Staff 


George  Parks,  director  of  the 
University  of  Massachusetts 
Minuteman  Marching  Band,  said  the 
positive  aspects  of  the  University 
are  enough  incentive  for  employees 
to  contribute  lo  a  statewide  fund 
raiser. 

COMEC.  Cominonwealth  of 
Massachusetts  Ennployee  Campaign, 
is  an  annual  fund  raiser  in  which 
state  employees  make  financial  dona- 
tions. 

Donations  are  collected  in  local- 
ized divisions  statewide  and  are  then 
dispersed  to  the  charities  designated 
by  employees. 

The  UMass  COMEC  campaign  is 
called  "UMass  Caring  and  Sharing,' 
according  to  campaign  manager 
Celina  Conway. 

Parks,  chair  of  the  University  cam- 
paign, said  there  are  many  good 
things  about  the  University  which  he 
said  he  would  like  to  influence  dona- 
tions by  employees. 


"This  is  a  very  good  University."  he 
said.  "We  have  a  lot  to  be  thankful 
for.  We  need  to  stress  the  positive." 

University  employees  and  graduate 
student  employees  are  asked  to  par- 
ticipate in  the  campaign  which  offi- 
cially lasts  for  about  three  weeks. 
Conway  said. 

"Donations  can  be  as  little  as  they 
need  to  be  if  an  employee  can't  be 
very  financially  giving."  Conway  said. 

There  is  no  minimum  donation. 

Donation  cards  are  sent  out  to  all 
employees  of  the  University  which  an 
employee  fills  out  to  designate  the 
amount  of  the  donation  and  the  char- 
ity of  choice. 

Conway  said  there  are  over  400 
service  agencies  to  which  employees 
may  donate  funds,  ranging  from  legal 
defense  funds  to  food  and  homeless 
shelters. 

"All  employees  can  find  a  cause." 
she  said. 

To  donate  money,  employees  may 
either  do  a  payroll  deduction  or 
return  a  check  with  the  donation 
card. 


Last  year  the  University  donated 
$157,000.  about  10  percent  of 
COMEC's  statewide  pledges  of  $1.5 
million.  The  University  donation 
increased  51  percent  Irom  the  year 
before. 

The  University's  goal  this  year  is 
$175,000. 

Conway  said  about  23  percent,  or 
1.500  employees,  of  the  University 
participated  in  the  fund  raiser  last 
year. 

Conway  said  Chancellor  David  K. 
Scott  set  a  goal  of  50  percent  employ- 
ee participation  by  1915.  or  about 
J.OOO  employees. 

Parks  said  the  50  percent  goal  is 
challenging,  but  he  said  he  believes 
anything  is  possible.  He  also  said  he 
is  hopeful  that  the  last-year's 
increased  participation  will  carry 
over  to  this  year. 

The  UMass  campaign  began  two 
weeks  ago  when  donation  cards  were 
mailed  out  to  all  employees,  Conway 
said  the  campaign  officially  ends  next 
week  but  employees  may  donate 
throughout  the  year. 


New  Turkish  Student  Association  setting  plans 
for  cultural,  social  events  with  cooperative  spirit 


By  Amy  Parodysz 

Collegion  Correspondent 


"We  are  a  small  organization  so  whatever  we  do,  we  do 
it  in  cooperation."  said  Ozan  Kandamar,  president  of 
-Turkish  Student  Association. 

Close  to  20  students  met  Monday  night  for  the  first 
meeting  of  the  Turkish  Students  Association  (TSA). 
.  TSA  is  a  UMass-based  graduate  student  organization 
supported  by  the  Graduate  Student  Senate  that  aims  to 
contribute  to  multicultural  diversity  and  establish  a 
basis  for  Turkish  students  to  gather  in  a  social  atmos- 
phere. 

According  to  Kandamar,  there  are  about  40  Turkish 
students  at  UMass,  including  graduate  students. 

Turkish  was  spoken  almost  exclusively  at  the  meeting. 
The  few  words  in  English  were  "campus  telephone," 
"e-mail"  and  "Collegian." 

"We  want  to  meet  Turkish  people  and  speak  the  lan- 
guage once  in  a  while,"  said  translator  Evem  Yilmazer. 

"And  we  want  to  do  things  to  make  Turkey  known," 
said  her  twin,  Ozlem  Yilmazer.  "So  many  people  here 
don't  even  know  where  Turkey  is." 

The  International  Fair  is  one  of  their  strongest  events, 
according  to  Kandamar.  The  various  international 
groups  on  campus  sold  ethnic  food  and  wore  traditional 
clothing.  Last  year  they  showed  Turkish  movies  all 


week. 

On  Nov.  1 1,  the  movie  Yol,  which  means  "the  road"  in 
Turkish,  will  be  shown  in  Bartlett  Hall. 

During  the  TSA  meeting,  the  officers  talked  about 
attending  the  exhibition  game  between  the  men's 
Turkish  junior  national  basketball  team  against  the 
Minutemen  at  the  William  D.  MuUins  Center  on  Nov. 
17  at  7  p.m. 

Another  social  activity  is  planned  for  the  day  after 
Turkey's  Independence  Day. 

A  ball  for  Turkish  students  will  be  held  Nov.  29 
Northeastern  University,  sponsored  by  that  school's 
Turkish  student  association. 

Boston  College  and  Boston  University  will  also  partic- 
ipate. 

"1  haven't  heard  of  any  other  celebration  in  the  region." 
Kandamar  said. 

Many  of  the  students  in  TSA  are  international  in  the 
sense  that  they  grew  up  in  more  than  one  country. 

Sophomore  Sihia  Tumkaya's  father  is  Turkish  and 
works  for  the  United  Nations  in  Pakistan.  Her  mother  is 
Philippine  and  speaks  Turkish. 

When  asked  what  about  her  nationality,  Tumakaya 
said,  "I  am  an  American  citizen.  But  this  is  my  first  time 
living  in  the  U.S." 

Another  student  in  TSA  is  the  daughter  of  the  Turkish 
ambassador  in  Athens.  Greece. 


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LOS  ANGELES  (AP)  -  An  t;xplosive  new  book  ihroat- 
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Tuesday  as  he  abruptly  suspended  jury  seletlion  and 
ordered  prospective  jurors  to  avoid  newspapers  and  TV  — 
and  to  stay  out  of  buokt  .ires. 

Earlier,  Superior  Court  ludge  Lance  l«o  handed  the 
prosecution  a  major  victory  in  refusing  lo  throw  out  DNA 
tests  on  a  bloody  glove  and  other  key  evidence. 

Ito  dismissed  prospective  jurors  for  four  hours  while  he 
and  lawyers  reviewed  the  book  Nicole  Brown  Simpson: 
The  Private  Diary  of  a  Life  Interrupted,  which  was 
released  Monday  and  co-written  by  Fayc  Resnick,  a  Iriend 
of  Ms.  Simp.son's.  Afterward,  he  sent  them  home  until 
Thursday. 

The  lxx)k  portrays  Simpson  as  stalking  his  ex-wife  and 
threatening  to  kill  her  if  she  ever  slept  with  another  man. 
Simpson.  47,  is  accused  of  the  June  !2  murders  of  Ms. 
Simpson  and  her  friend  Ronald  Goldman. 

Capping  disobled  employees'  insurance  illegal 

BOSTON  (AP)  —  Health  insurers  providing  benefits  to 
businesses  cannot  impose  selective  spending  caps  on  dis- 
abled workers,  including  those  with  AIDS,  a  federal 
appeals  court  ruled 

Monday's  ruling  set  an  important  precedent  for  inter- 
preting the  1990  Americans  with  Disabilities  Act,  which 
bans  discrimination  by  employers,  said  Marc  Elovitz  of  the 
American  Civil  Liberties  Union. 


Wednesday,  October  19,  1994  /  Page  3 


News  Briefs 

Compiled  by  Arthur  Stapleton  jr. 


"The  benefits  that  an  employee  gets,  like  your  paycheck 
and.  in  most  cases,  health  insurance,  are  covered  as  part 
of  the  employment  relationship."  Elovitz  said. 

The  First  U.S.  Circuit  Court  of  Appeals  ruling  over- 
turned a  lower  federal  court  decision  that  said  insurers 
weren't  subject  to  the  anti-discrimination  act.  The  reversal 
stunned  insurance  lawyers. 

TV  violence  blamed  in  stoning  death  of  girl 

OSLO.  Norway  (AP)  —  No  one  knows  if  the  "Mighty 
Morphin  Power  Rangers'  played  a  role  in  the  death  of  a  5- 
year-old  girl  who  was  stoned  and  kicked  by  playmates  and 
left  to  freeze  in  the  snow.  But  the  networks  didn't  take 
any  chances. 

The  Scandinavian  network  TV-3  moved  quickly 
Tuesday  to  drop  the  wildly  popular  U.S.  children's  show 
from  its  broadcasts  in  Norway.  Sweden  and  Denmark  in 
response  to  debate  over  violence  in  children's  shows. 

The  show  has  not  been  directly  linked  to  the  death  of  5- 
ycar-old  Silje  Marie  Rcdergard.  who  froze  to  death 
Saturday  on  a  playground  in  the  western  city  of 
Trondheim  after  a  game  with  three  tx>y$  her  age  turned 
ugly. 

Still.  Norway's  prime  minister,  Gro  Harlem  Brundtland, 
said  Norwegians  should  think  twice  before  allowing  such 
"free  market"  violence  to  be  broadcast  by  commercial  net- 
works. 

Nobody  —  not  even  Silje's  mother  —  seems  to  put  the 
blame  on  the  boys  who  are  too  young  to  be  charged  with 
any  crime  under  Norwegian  law. 


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Memories  of  fun-filled  half  days 


Last  munth,  the  state  of  Massachusetts  Board  of 
Education  gave  preliminary  approval  to  regulations 
that  would  add  an  hour  of  class  time  to  most 
Massachusetts  public  school  days. 

Currently,  the  slate  regulations  require  five  hours  of 
instruction  lime  a  day  for  elementary  school  students  and 
five  and  a  half  hours  for  middle  and  high  school  students 
in  the  core  subjects  such  as  math,  science,  English,  music 
and  art. 

Some  schools  will  be  affected  more  than 
others.  Presently,  some  schools  play  hard 
and  fast  with  the  instruction  time  require- 
ments. 

At  my  high  school,  classes  began  at  8:30 
a.m.  and  ended  at  2:30  p.m.  Subtracting 
50  minutes  for  lunch  and  50  more  for  each 
of  the  two  study  halls  I  enjoyed  during  my 
senior  year  at  Cambridge  Rindge  &  Latin, 
my  "core  instruction  time"  amounted  to 
only  three  and  a  half  hours  a  day. 

New  regulations  would  require  schools 
to  adhere  more  strictly  to  the  instruction 
time  minimums  while  increasing  them  by  an  hour.  One 
can  almost  hear  the  shrieks  of  anguish  echoing  through- 
out the  hallways  of  secondary  schools  across  the 
Commonwealth. 

Perhaps  the  most  drastic  and  dastardly  measure  pro- 
posed by  the  board  is  the  elimination  of  early  release  days. 
These  days,  which  currently  occur  monthly,  dismiss  stu- 
dents after  only  a  half-day  of  classes. 

The  rationale  behind  the  days  is  that  they  allow  teach- 
ers to  get  together  and  chat  about  whatever  teachers  chat 
about  and  plan  curricula,  attend  workshops,  and  effective- 
ly get  those  damned  students  out  of  their  faces  for  a  few 
hours. 

Kathy  Greeley,  an  elementary  school  teacher  in 
Cambridge,  told  the  Boston  Globe,  'We  are  being  asked 
to  change  our  practices,  but  [the  board]  is  projwsing  tak- 
ing away  time  to  learn  how  to  do  that." 

Of  course,  teachers  get  paid,  and  therefore  have  much 
less  ground  for  complaints  than  students  do. 

I  asked  my  handy  public  school  student  example,  my 
13-year-old  brother  Brian,  if  he  had  heard  about  the  pro- 
posal. 

"We  talked  about  it  in  social  studies,"  he  said,  "and  I 
think  it  stinks.  We  work  hard  180  days  a  year,  and  we 
need  a  break  besides  weekends." 

Brian  says  his  friends  like  to  go  out  on  the  afternoon  of 
a  half-day  and  hang  out  at  pizza  piariors  and  flirt  with  the 


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girls.  Sounds  like  a  post- 1  a.m.  night  uptown  tome. 

To  me,  early  release  days  are  representative  of  the  stage 
of  life  I  was  at  during  each  period  of  my  schooling.  So 
many  of  my  most  vivid  memories  occurred  during  those 
days. 

In  the  earliest  years  of  school,  a  half-day  meant  extend- 
ed playtime.  1  would  bolt  out  of  the  school  doors  at  1 1:30 
a.m.  and  race  up  the  street  with  my  best  friend  to  his 
house.  The  entire  afternoon  would  consist  of  parent-sanc- 
tioned second  grade  gluttony. 

Hours  of  Atari-playing,  bologna  sand- 
wich and  Twinkie-consuming,  and  Star 
Wars  figure-manipulating  action  followed. 
Working  on  penmanship  all  day  at  school 
had  even  less  luster  after  hinging  on  creme 
filling  the  previous  afternoon. 

When  I  got  to  be  around  Brian's  age,  my 
half-day  activities  were  similar  to  his.  It 
was  around  seventh  grade  that  I  discovered 
Harvard  Square. 

My  friends  and  I  would  head  to  "the 
square"  and  gawk  at  the  green  and  purple 
mohawks,   munch   pizza   and  guzzle  Coke   at   the 
now-defuncl  Pizzeria  Regina. 

In  May,  the  release  day  often  coincided  with  one  of 
the  Red  Sox'  home  day  games.  Off  I'd  go  to  worship 
Messrs.  Boggs,  Rice  and  Hurst.  Discussing  Wuihering 
Heights  the  next  day  had  even  less  appeal  after  an  after- 
noon of  hinging  on  Fenway  franks. 

High  school  was  when  release  days  became  really  spe- 
cial. 1  remember  one  such  day  my  senior  year  when  a 
friend  and  I  (two  of  the  few  high  schoolers  with  good 
IDs)  decided  an  afternoon  keg  party  was  in  order. 

We  took  off  around  10  a.m.  and  got  a  head  start 
before  the  masses  arrived  at  his  house.  At  about  3  p.m. 
I  decided  I  wanted  to  be  sick  in  the  privacy  of  my  own 
home. 

After  asking  for  and  getting  a  ride  from  a  friend,  in  my 
car,  I  got  out,  relieved  myself  on  the  wall  outside  my 
house,  and  yelled  at  my  chauffeur.  What  did  she  think  she 
was  doing?  I  couldn't  let  my  mother  see  me  like  this. 
Needless  to  say,  after  that  binge  nothing  in  school  was 
very  appetizing  the  next  day. 

Unfortunately  for  Brian  and  his  cronies,  they  may  never 
get  the  chance  to  experience  most  of  those  memories. 

As  he  said.  "It's  not  fair  that  you  got  to  have  them,  and 
they're  taking  it  out  on  us." 
Better  you  than  me,  Bri. 
Derek  Milosavlje\'ic  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Censorship  is  wrong  for  video  games 


With  the  recent  release  of  the 
ever  controversial  Mortal 
Kombat  II  for  your  favorite 
Nintendo  and  Sega  systems,  the  argu- 
ment for  video  game  censorship  aris- 
es again.  Video  games  are  too  violent. 
They  corrupt  our  youth.  We  need  to 
ban  these  games. 

Sen.  loci  Leiberman  (D-Conn.) 
has  gone  so  far  as  to  run  a  re-elec- 
tion ad  that,  to  paraphrase,  says,  "We 
have  laws  that  prevent  people  from 
abusing  kids'  bodies.  Why  don't  we 
have  laws  that  prevent  games  from 
abusing  their  minds?" 

Well,  let's  at  least 
be  honest  about  it. 
Yes.  Mortal 

Kombat  II  is  a  very 
violent,  bloody 
game.  But  it  is  just 
that  —  a  game.  You've  undoubtedly 
heard  about  ripping  out  your  oppo- 
nent's spinal  column. 

In  Mortal  Kombat,  this  is  true.  In 
Mortal  Kombat  II.  you  have  such 
mortifying  choices  as  slicing  your  vic- 
tim in  half  with  a  razor-edged  hat. 
crushing  their  skull  between  your 
hands,  ripping  their  arms  off,  or 
decapitating  them  in  a  variety  of 
ways. 

That's  the  bloody  side.  Wliat  most 
non-gamers  don't  know  is  that 
Mortal  Kombat  II  is  also  a  very  silly 
game.  When  you  emerge  victorious, 
you  do  not  need  to  maim  your  oppo- 


nent. Instead,  you  can  perform  a 
"friendship"  finish,  like  offering  your 
defeated  foe  a  nice  birthday  cake,  a 
present  or  a  flower.  This  is  true, 
folks!  You  can  even  turn  the  loser 
into  a  helpless  infant  —  a  "babality." 
And  no,  you  can't  brutalize  the  baby. 
Why  shouldn't  this  or  any  other 
video  game  be  censored?  Well,  for 
the  sake  of  the  game  companies, 
first  off.  Nintendo  removed  all  the 
blood  and  modified  the  fatalities  in 
the  origip'l  Mortal  Kombat.  Sega 
kept  in  the  gore  and  outsold 
Nintendo  better  than  two  to  one. 
despite  inferior  graphics 
and  sound. 

Let's  also  consider 
realism,  folks.  Aside 
from  the  violent  flnishes, 
various  warriors  can 
throw  fireballs  from  their  fingertips, 
melt  into  the  ground,  and  create 
earthquakes  with  their  fists,  is  this 
possible  in  the  real  world?  No. 
Likewise,  can  you  really  cut  someone 
in  half  with  a  hat?  In  the  world  of 
MK2,  yes.  In  ours,  of  course  not.  If 
you  can't  see  this  distinction  between 
fiction  and  reality,  it  is  not  Ihe  fault 
of  the  game. 

Another  popular  pro-censorship 
argument  is  that  these  games  desensi- 
tize children;  they  believe  to  begin 
violence  is  commonplace.  Truth  be 
told,  this  is  correct.  However,  the 
same  type  of  violence  is  present  on 


our  television  screens,  in  our  movie 
theatres,  and  across  the  pages  of  our 
daily  newspapers.  No  one  suggests 
banning  or  censoring  those.  Like 
other  forms  of  media,  video  games 
are  protected  under  the  First 
Amendment. 

Assume,  for  the  sake  of  argu- 
ment, that  all  the  previous  words 
are  meaningless  and  these  games 
arc  the  bane  of  society.  Mortal 
Kombat  II  retails  for  $69.99.  If  you 
don't  have  a  job,  you  don't  have 
that  kind  of  money.  Any  child  old 
enough  to  be  able  to  afford  this 
game  should  be  old  enough  to  know 
the  difference  between  reality  and 
his  video  screen. 

Anyone  younger  needs  to  gel  the 
money  from  good  old  Mom  and  Dad. 
If  they  choose  to  ignore  the  "May  not 
be  suitable  for  players  under  17" 
warning,  so  clearly  emblazoned  on 
the  box,  or  the  depictions  of  the 
game  on  its  reverse,  then  they  have 
no  right  to  complain  when  the  word 
"fatality"  issues  forth  from  their  TV 
speaker. 

So  until  there  is  a  news  report  that 
says  some  1 2-year-old  tore  out  his 
best  friend's  spinal  column  with  his 
bare  hands  (in  one  piece  no  less),  this 
subject  is  frivolous. 

And  for  those  of  you  who  do  play 
the  game:  "FINISH  HIM!" 

Tony  Morse  is  a  Collegian  staff 
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Adultery  is  no  excuse  for  murder 


Darienne  J 

Hosley 


Thirty-six-year-old  Kenneth  Peacock  came  home 
unexpectedly  during  a  February  storm  and  caught 
his  wife  in  bed  with  another  man.  So  he  killed 
Sandy  Peacock,  31,  with  a  single  shot  to  the  head 
after  drinking  alcohol  and  arguing  with  her  for  hours. 

Understandable,  said  the  Maryland  judge  who  sen- 
tenced Peacock  to  18  months  in  prison. 

"I  seriously  wonder  how  many  men  married  five,  four 
years  would  have  the  strength  to  walk  away  without 
inflicting  some  corporal  punishment,"  Circuit  judge 
Robert  E.  Cahill  said  at  the  sentencing  Monday. 

"I  am  forced  to  impose  a  sentence.  .  .  only  because  I 
think  I  must  do  it  to  keep  the  system  hon- 
est." he  said. 

But  don't  think  judge  Cahill  is  too  soft 
—  Peacock  will  also  perform  50  hours 
community  service  in  a  domestic  violence 
program  "which  could  be  spwnt  allowing 
his  dreadful  and  tragic  experience  to  help  others." 

The  same  day  Peacock  got  a  sympathetic  hug  from 
the  judge,  a  50-year-old  former  New  York  City  police- 
man was  arraigned  in  Plymouth,  N.H.,  charged  with 
murdering  his  wife. 

Sheila  Anderson,  47,  disappeared  in  )une  1993.  Her 
husband  James  said  she  went  shopping.  Her  burned,  head- 
less body  turned  up  in  a  pile  of  brush  outside  the  couple's 
home.  Their  daughter  found  some  of  her  mother's  bones 
and  a  charred  piece  of  her  shoe  in  the  yard. 

The  head  was  discovered  two  weeks  ago  in  a  plastic  bag 
1,000  feet  from  the  residence. 

lames  Anderson  was  found  in  Wyoming,  where  he  was 
living  with  a  woman  he  met  in  Florida. 

By  judge  Cahill's  reasoning,  if  Mrs.  Anderson  was  fool- 
ing around  on  her  husband  and  he  killed  her,  she  got  what 
she  deserved  and  her  family  should  pick  up  the  charred 
remains  of  their  lives  and  move  on.  And  her  killer 
deserves  a  supportive  shoulder  to  lean  on. 


Archaic  laws  forbidding  adultery  still  exist,  but  if 
there's  a  scale  of  appropriate  corporal  punishment  for 
thai  and  other  marital  sins,  judge  Cahill  is  the  only  one 
who's  seen  it. 

So  here  we  are  again:  The  statistics  on  relationship 
violence  have  been  publicized  widely,  the  tactic  of 
blaming  the  victim  has  repeatedly  been  exposed, 
ridiculed  and  condemned.  .  .  and  a  man  who  pleaded 
guilty  to  voluntary  manslaughter  will  serve  just  18 
months  because  his  wife  couldn't  keep  her  pants  on 
while  he  was  away. 

Unlike  sexual  harassment  and  date  rape,  where  the  pos- 
sibility of  an  accuser's  motive  is  always 
raised,  domestic  violence  seems  like  one  of 
the  few  "women's"  issues  that  should  be 
cut  and  dry. 

A  bruise,  a  broken  arm,  a  corpse  —  how 
can  anyone  say  that's  deserved?  In  the  mid- 
dle of  national  hysteria  about  crime  in  the  United  States, 
it's  difficult  to  understand  how  the  judge  Cahills  can  con- 
tinue to  exist. 

The  Bobbin  and  Simpson  cases  have  focused  national 
attention  on  domestic  violence  —  in  the  form  of  crude 
jokes  about  severed  penises,  "We  Still  Love  You  O.j." 
lighters  and  0.|.  Simpson  and  Nicole  Brown  Simpson 
Halloween  costumes. 

Television  commercials  addressing  domestic  violence 
tell  battered  women  what  they  already  know  —  that 
they're  victims.  Studies  and  statistics  tell  women  Mthat 
they  already  know  —  they're  victims. 

Groups  like  the  Men's  Resource  Center  in  Amherst  tell 
violent  men  what  they  need  to  learn  —  that  violence 
doesn't  settle  anything. 

But  their  message  faces  a  lopsided  battle  against  the 
authority  of  the  judge  Cahills  and  the  money  of  the 
Simpson  trial  profit-makers. 

Darienne  /.  Hosley  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Lone  preacher 
doesn  't 
speak  for  all 

To  the  editor: 

We  are  writing  in  response  to  the 
photograph  that  was  on  the  front 
page  of  Oct.  14's  Collegian.  The  pho- 
tograph showed  Tom  Carlisle  from 
Campus  Ministry.  USA.  holding  a 
sign  that  basically  said.  "God  hates 
everyone  that  sins'  (and  who 
doesn't?).  We  are  members  of 
Intervarsity  Christian  Fellowship,  a 
Christian  group  here  at  UMass,  and 
we  do  not  condone  this  message  at 
all!  We  believe  God  loves  the  homo- 
sexual, the  abortionist,  the  adulterer, 
the  liar,  etc.  Yes.  God  does  hate  sin, 
but  He  loves  Ihe  person/sinner. 

Tara  Hazen 

Amherst 

Wendy  ingles 

Knowiton 

To  the  editor 

After  .leeing  ihc  front  page  picture 
in  Oct.  14's  Collegian,  1  just  wanted 
to  ask.  who  does  that  guy  think  he 
is?  I  am  deeply  saddened  by  that 
man's  (Tom  Carlisle,  of  the  Campus 
Ministry,  USA)  sign  he  was  carrying 
and  the  damage  it  does  to  the  reputa- 
tion of  Christianity.  Christians  arc 
normal  people,  with  normal  problems 
just  like  everyone  else.  We  are  not 
perfect.  Now,  yes,  God  docs  hate  sin, 
and  he  punishes  sinners,  but  He  does 
not  hale  sinners;  He  loves  all  people 
no  matter  what  they  do.  and  He  for- 


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gives  all  sinners  if  they  ask  for  for- 
giveness. 

Mall  Promise 

President 

Clii  Alpha  Christian  Fellowsliip 

Personal  double 

standard 

shows  in  editorial 

To  the  editor; 

Alex  Casas'  editorial  in  Monday's 
Collegian  reeks  of  his  personal  dou- 
ble standard.  On  one  hand,  he  states 
that  he  has  no  problem  with  the 
"alternative  lifestyle."  On  the  other 
hand,  his  language  implies  intoler- 
ance for  people  wiih  sexual  orienta- 
tions different  from  his  own.  It  seems 
he  is  attempting  to  say  how  he  really 
feels  under  the  guise  of  describing  a 
double  standard. 

Alex,  an  "alternative  lifestyle' 
directly  implies  that  it  is  not  of  the 
mainstream.  I  am  stunned  by  your 
statement  that  heterosexuals  are 
being  "left  behind."  Open  your  eyes! 
A  bright,  young  student  like  you 
should  be  able  to  recognize  what  is 
going  on.  See  many  images  of  homo- 
sexuals in  your  life  today?  Check  the 
paper  —  nothing  there.  How  about 
the  magazines  —  not  much  in  them 
either.  Maybe  the  TV  —  a  token  rep- 
resentation at  best.  We  are  inundated 
with  heterosexual  imagery  in  our 
lives. 

Please  attempt  to  expand  your 
vision  beyond  the  Campus  Center  in 
the  future. 

Tom  Doughton 
Sunderland 

To  the  Editor: 

Poor  Mr.  Casas  (Oct.  17,  "Double 
Standards").  I  nearly  shed  a  tear, 
knowing  that  he,  as  a  "straight,  white 
male"  was  facing  so  much  oppres- 
sion. I  never  knew  that  straight 
males,  in  general,  faced  the  oppres- 
sion thai  homosexuals  face  in  our 
society.  If  that  is  the  case,  I'm  sure 
people  huH  insults  al  him  as  he  walks 
through  downtown  Amherst.  I'm  also 
positive  ihat  he  has,  on  occasion, 
been  threatened  with  physical  harm. 
And  all  of  this  just  because  he  is  part 
of  Ihat  vast  population  of  oppressed, 
straight,  white  males. 

If  your  life  is  so  difficult  and  you 
feel  you  need  your  so-  called  "hetero- 
sexual support  group."  why  don't  you 
start  your  own?  It  would  only  lake 


you  and  nine  of  your  buddies  to 
become  a  University-acknowledged 
student  group.  And  before  you  know 
it,  you  would  have  your  long-awaited 
"heterosexual  pride  rally."  You  would 
also  have  yourself  a  force  to  lobby  the 
campus  for  a  "heterosexual  floor." 
And,  Mr.  Casas.  I  respect  your  right 
to  do  all  of  these  things,  just  as  1 
believe  you  should  respect  my  rights 
to  do  those  same  things  as  a  homo- 
sexual. 

Brian  S.  Boudreau 
TiMlBhar 

To  the  Editor: 

Alex  Casas'  editorial  thai  appeared 
in  Monday's  Collegian  sheds  light 
upon  the  amount  of  misunderstand- 
ing some  f)eople  have  concerning  the 
need  for  a  visible  gay  community,  as 
well  as  highlighting  a  significant 
omount  of  homo-hatred  thai  remains 
in  our  society. 

Casas  states  that  he  is  entitled  lo 
have  a  support  group  for  being  a  vic- 
timized straight  male.  He  certainly 
has  every  right  to  form  a  group,  but  I 
doubt  that  he'd  need  one.  He.  (like 
most  straight  people)  has  likely  had 
incredibly  vocal  support  groups  justi- 
fying his  heterosexuality  all  his  life. 
His  family,  church,  government,  com- 
munity and  the  mainstream  media 
have  always  condoned  the  attractions 
he  has  toward  people  of  the  opposite 
sex.  Most  straight  people  do  not  real- 
ize or  appreciate  this 
'laken-for-granted"  luxury  thai  gays 
are  not  afforded. 

I'd  find  it  highly  unlikely  that 
Casas  was  ever  surrounded  by  a 
gang  of  people  in  high  school  taunt- 
ed him  for  being  straight.  I  also 
doubt  that  he  or  any  of  his  straight 
friends  have  ever  been  beaten  or 
stabbed  by  a  marauding  gang  for 
Iheir  sexuality.  If  this  weren't 
enough,  I  wonder  if  he  was  ever 
unfortunate  enough  to  be  thrown 
out  of  his  house  for  being  straight. 
His  identification  can  only  be  classi- 
fied as  hysterical. 

If  Mr.  Casas  had  to  grow  up  in  i 
world  as  queer,  he  would  understand 
the  need  gays  have  for  a  visible,  uni 
fled  community.  This  is  what  Cominj 
Out  day  is  all  about;  rejecting  hetero 
sexism,  and  forming  a  new  communi 
ly  thai  respects  gays,  unlike  the  main 
stream  community  that  continues  U 
reject  them. 

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Wednesday,  October  19,  1994  /  Page  5 


Arts  &  Living 


Gallery  suhs  art 
for  films  focusing 
on  the  fantastic 


By  Tara  MK  Connelly 

Collegian  Staff 


The  University  Gallery  has  always  been  a  key 
part  of  promoting  and  displaying  various  genres  of 
art,  from  abstract  oil  paintings  to  sculptures. 

Due  to  the  current  renovation  of  the  University 
Gallery's  home  in  the  Fine  Arts  Center,  the  exhibit 
hall  had  lo  be  closed  but  the  gallery  wanted  to 
maintain  some  sort  of  presence  on  campus. 

The  result  is  the  University  Gallery's  Fantastic 
Cinema  Series,  which  began  three  weeks  ago  and 
includes  an  introduction  of  each  film  by  a  faculty 
member. 

The  series  was  created  by  Regina  Coppola,  cura- 
tor of  the  gallery,  to  fill  the  gap  created  by  the 
closed  exhibition  space. 

"We  couldn't  do  exhibitions,  but  we  wanted  to 
maintain  visibility  and  continue  to  contribute  to  the 
University,"  Coppola  said. 

A  personal  interest  in  fantasy  film  led  her  lo  the 
goal  of  highlighting  the  long  history  of  the  indus- 
try. 

Coppola  researched  Ihe  fantasy  genre  and  came 
up  with  more  than  30  films  she  could  possibly 
show.  But  due  to  the  limited  time  and  space  avail- 
able, she  had  to  restrict  the  series  to  1 2  films. 

"I  chose  them  according  to  time  periods  to  give  a 
mini-  survey,"  Coppola  said.  "1  also  wanted  to 
bring  in  films  from  different  countries:  Germany, 
lapan,  America,  China  and  Russia." 

So  far,  the  series  has  presented:  A  Student  at 
Prague,  directed  by  Paul  Wegener  and  Stellan  Rye; 
Vampyr  directed  by  Carl  Dryer;  The  Invisible  Man. 
directed  by  James  Whale;  and  The  Bride  of 
Frankenstein,  also  directed  by  Whale.  Each  film 
was  introduced  by  a  UMass  faculty  member. 

Coppola  said  the  series  has  enjoyed  fairly  good 
attendance  since  it  began  three  weeks  ago.  and  that 
people  seem  to  be  interested  in  the  films'  subject 
matter. 

Encouraged  by  the  positive  response,  the  gallery 
intends  to  carry  on  this  idea  even  afier  the  gallery 
re-opens,  Coppola  said. 

"I'd  very  much  like  to  carry  this  on  using  com- 
mercial film  and  a  certain  theme,"  she  said.  "Maybe 
not  every  semester,  but  I'd  definitely  like  lo  make  it 
part  of  programming." 

Other  films  scheduled  include  Ugetsu 
Monogatari,  Lancelot  of  the  Lake,  luliel  of  the 
Spirits,  Stalker,  Blade  Runner  and  /uhanna  d'Arc  of 
Mongolia. 

The  next  film  being  shown  will  be  Orphee,  a 
French  work  directed  by  jean  Cocieau  with  an 
introduction  by  Edward  Phinncy.  It  will  be  shown 
Oct.  20  in  Herter  227  at  7:50  p.m.  Admission  is 
free. 


Ska  faves  The  Toasters  aim  to  warm  up  Noho 


By  Matthew  Justin  Foerber 

Collegian  Stctf 


Tomorrow  night.  New  York  City  ska  legends  The 
Toasters  will  return  to  Pearl  Street  in  Northampton  as  the 
headlining  act  on  this  year's  highly-anticipated  Skavoovee 
bill. 

The  show  also  features  The  Scoffiaws,  The  Pietasters 
and  Spring-Heeled  jack. 

Begun  last  year  by  The  Toasters  and  ska-originators 
The  Skaialilcs,  this  tour  (accurately  billed  as  "The 
Ultimate  Ska  Train")  met  with  such  enormous  commercial 
and  critical  success  that  it  has  been  expanded  this  year  to 
cover  no  less  than  42  cities  with  the  guys  from  N.Y.C. 
leading  the  way. 

The  Toasters  have  proven  time  and  again  that  they  are 
indeed  America's  greatest  ska  band.  Over  the  past  10 
years,  they  have  worked  their  way  up  from  the  clubs  of 
the  lower  East  Side  lo  playing  to  capacity  crowds  at 
1 ,000-person-plus  venues  in  over  a  dozen  countries. 

Without  the  help  of  MTV  and  with  very  little  radio  air- 
play, the  band  has  established  their  reputation  the  hard 
way  by  releasing  seven  albums  on  their  self-owned  Moon 
Records  label  and  louring  virtually  non-slop. 

It  is  at  these  shows  that  the  band  truly  shines.  You 
haven't  really  heard  The  Toasters  until  you've  experienced 
them  live. 

From  opening  note  to  exhausted  finish.  The  Toasters' 
frantic  rhythm  section  and  irresistible  songwriting  com- 
bine with  the  sheer  charisma  of  frontman  Coolie  Ranx 
to  bring  out  the  dancing  fool  in  anyone.  Few  other 
bands  have  such  a  close  and  genuine  rapport  with  their 
audience. 

"The  bottom  line  is  that  we  have  a  good  time  and  that 
everyone  have  a  good  time,"  said  sax  player  Freddie 
Reiier.  "That's  why  we're  here.  .  .  for  everyone  to 
dance,  skank  it  up,  gel  loose,  relax  and  enjoy  the  whole 
scene." 

In  addition  to  traditional  Jamaican  ska,  The  Toasters 
also  combine  elements  of  funk  and  jazz  (the  latter  is  most 
evident  in  iheir  recent  decision  to  cover  the  Dizzy 
Gillespie  classic  "Night  in  Tunisia")  lo  create  their  own 


Ska  legends  The  Toasters  will  play  Pearl  Street  on  Thursday. 


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distinctive  and  eclectic  sound. 

Also  on  the  bill  will  be  label  mates  The  Pietasters  and 
The  Scoffiaws,  both  renowned  ska  acts  in  their  own  right. 
Opening  the  show  will  be  the  up-and-coming  New  Haven 
group  Spring-Heeled  jack,  a  band  which  has  been  receiv- 
ing a  lot  of  attention  in  the  ska  world  lately,  so  it's  worth 
getting  there  early. 

Tomorrow  night  promises  to  t>e  one  of  the  most  excit- 
ing live  shows  of  the  year.  So  whether  you've  seen  The 


Toasters  before  or  not,  put  down  those  books,  put  on 
your  dancing  shoes  and  get  ready  for  a  study  break  in  the 
form  of  what  is  possibly  the  best  live  dance  band  on 
earth. 

The  Skavoovee  lour  featuring  The  Toasters  will  arrive 
at  Ihe  Pearl  Street  nightclub  in  Northampton  Oct.  20. 
The  show  is  18*  and  tickets  are  available  at  the 
Northampton  Box  Office  and  at  the  door.  For  ticket 
prices  and  more  information,  call  584-777 1. 


Terence  Stamp  on  fame,  Australia  &  going  drag  in  Priscilla 


By  Bob  Thomas 

Associated  Press 


LOS  ANGELES  —  It  could  certainly  rank  as  the  offbeat 
casting  of  the  year:  Terence  Stamp  as  a  transsexual  lour- 
ing the  Australian  outback  in  a  musical  drag  show. 

The  virile  British  actor  stars  with  Aussics  Guy  Pearce 
and  Hugo  Weaving  in  The  Adventures  of  Priscilla,  Queen 
of  the  Desert,  which  is  enjoying  a  leisurely  release  across 
the  United  States.  He  admits  that  he  initially  resisted  the 
assignment.  Why? 

"It  was  like  fear  manifesting  itself  as  a  desire  to  be  per- 
fect," he  said.  "When  projects  came  up  in  the  past  where 
there  was  no  question  of  being  perfect,  then  I  would  pass. 
So  that  during  my  career  I  missed  a  lot  of  wonderful 
opportunities  because  this  characteristic  was  in  place,  and 
probably  in  place  most  of  my  life.  Probably  put  there  by 
my  mother. 

"I  remember  the  great  |osh  Logan  begging  me  to  do  the 
film  of  Camelot  I  remember  this  fear  that  my  voice  wasn't 


up  to  it  and  I  would  be  re-voiced  and  that  would  be  the 
end  of  me  as  a  serious  actor.  Not  true.  My  voice  is  as  good 
as  Richard  Harris'."  Friends  urged  him  lo  accept  Priscilla 
as  a  rare  challenge  and  a  chance  lo  escape  "the  smiling 
face  of  fear." 

A  telling  argument  came  from  the  film's  director- 
writer,  Stephan  Elliott,  who  counseled:  "If  you  don't  lake 
this  chance,  all  you  have  to  look  forward  lo  is  playing 
English  villains  in  Hollywood  movies  for  Ihe  rest  of  your 
life." 

Stamp  has  been  cast  that  way  in  most  of  his  more 
recent  films;  Superman  and  Superman  II,  The  Sicilian, 
Young  Guns,  The  Real  McCoy. 

His  first  day  on  Priscilla  had  him  dressed  in  high 
heels,  stylish  gown,  glamour  makeup  and  wig.  dancing 
and  lip-syncing  to  "Shake  That  Groove  Thing*  with 
Pearce  and  Wctflrtng.  "After  ihil.  the  project  became 
fun."  he  said. 

At  55.  Terence  Stamp  no  longer  evidences  the  boyish 
beauty  he  showed  in  his  early  films.  The  eyes  are  the  same 


Ray  Mason  Band  s  enthusiastic  debut  effort  more  than  'Okay 


By  Matt  Audetle 

Collegian  Staff 


BETWEEN  BLUE  AND  OKAY 

Roy  ^AaiOfl  Bond 

Bullet  Records 

Remember  rock  n'  roll?  You  know  that  combination  of 
guitar,  bass  and  drums  plugged  straight  into  the  ampli- 
fiers, minus  all  the  extra  frills.  Local  hero  Ray  Mason 
does,  and  with  his  debut  release  Between  Blue  And 
Okay,  he  is  not  afraid  to  let  it  show. 

The  album,  which  nicely  collects  20  modest  rock  gems 
that  Mason  has  been  nurturing  live  for  quite  some  time,  is 
written  testament  to  the  fact  that  good  old-fashioned 
songwriting  and  sweat  can  still  triumph  in  today's  "faster, 
louder"  music  world. 

By  taking  music  and  stripping  it  back  down  to  its  bare 
essentials.  Mason  proves  that  he  isn't  afraid  to  let  his 
songs  stand  on  their  own.  With  the  warm  strum  of  his 
antique  Sears  Silvertonc  guitar  accompanied  by  a  steady 
but  solid  rhythm  section.  Mason  leads  the  listener  down 
rock  n'  roll  memory  lane  without  a  hint  of  longing  for 
time  past. 

By  refusing  to  cash  in  on  even  the  subtlest  of  music 


trends.  Mason's  tunes  almost  come  to  personify  the 
spirit  that  once  made  rock  music  seem  so  exciting  and 
vital  in  the  first  place.  This  could  be  due  in  part  lo  his 
experience  in  the  rock  n'  roll  world,  since  he  has  been 
avidly  playing  and  listening  lo  music  since  he  was  a 
small  boy. 

Songs  such  as  "We  Don't  Get  Along  Anymore." 
"She's  Wearing  Her  Hair  Like  Donna  Reed,"  and  the 
title  track  bounce  along,  unashamed  to  bask  in  their 
pop  sensibilities.  On  the  same  note,  tracks  such  as 
"Since  Him"  show  that  Mason  is  not  afraid  to  mess 
around  a  bit  with  his  style  by  injecting  a  dose  of  horns 
into  the  mix. 

While  it  docs  seem  that  Mason  is  Ihe  type  of  performer 
who  could  probably  pull  these  no-iwnsense  tunes  off  even 
better  live,  the  tracks  presented  here  still  manage  to  come 
off  sounding  fresh  and  alive. 

Basically  with  Between  Blue  And  Okay  what  you  see  is 
what  you  get.  and  thanks  to  Mason's  obvious  songwriting 
gift,  the  payoff  is  a  group  of  pop  songs  so  earnest  and  sin- 
cere only  Ihc  stodgiest  of  music  fans  could  be  turned 
away. 

"I  just  play  the  songs  that  I  hear  in  my  head."  Mason 
once  said.  Thankfully  for  us.  Mr.  Mason  is  so  honest  with 
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ladder  for  his  acting  ambitions. 

"I  couldn't  get  on  the  first  rung,'  he  said. 

England  still  clung  lo  elegance  in  acting,  and  young 
Terence  couldn't  even  get  cast  in  school  plays.  He 
worked  in  advertising  until  he  saw  James  Dean  in  East  of 
Eden. 

"Dean  was  the  first  actor  I'd  ever  seen  that  I  could 
totally  empathize  with."  he  recalled  "In  the  past,  my  fan- 
tasies had  always  been  atx)ut  Gary  Cooper,  Errol  Flynn 
and  Cary  Grant.  They  were  heroic  and  ideal-looking,  not 
how  I  looked." 

Stamp  was  emtxildened  lo  try  for  an  acting  scholarship, 
which  he  won.  He  began  playing  in  West  End  plays, 
including  The  Long,  the  Shori  and  the  Tall  with  another 
cockney,  Michael  Cainc. 

In  1 4b I,  Peter  Ustinov  was  planning  to  star  in  and 
direct  Billy  Budd.  the  Herman  Melville  tale  of  tyranny  on 
a  sailing  ship.  Stamp  recalled  his  audition  for  the  title 
role: 

"When  I  got  into  the  room  with  Ustinov,  his  aura  and 
stature  were  so  enormous  that  every  time  I  opened  my 
mouth  I  could  say  nothing  that  made  sense,"  he  said. 
'So  very  quickly  I  stopped  answering  questions.  Every 
lime  I  thought  of  something,  I  felt  it  was  not  worth  say- 
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John  Schlcsinger  Uar  from  the  Madding  Crowd)  and 
Federico  Fellini. 

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his  first  visit  in  1965.  His  trip  to  Australia  for  Princess 
proved  far  different 

'it's  extraordinary  the  changes  that  have  taken  place. 
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Red  Sox  hire  Kevin  Kennedy 


By  Howard  Ulman 
AsKxioled  Press 


HOSTON  —  Kevin  Kennedy 
made  a  speedy  relum  to  managing 
Tuesday  when  he  was  hired  by  the 
Hosion  Red  Sox  six  days  after  losing 
his  job  despite  winning  his  division. 

The  same  day  he  was  llred  by  the 
Texas  Rangers.  Kennedy  spoke  last 
Wednesday  with  Boston  general 
manager  Dan  Duquette,  who  had 
worked  with  Kennedy  with  the 
Montreal  Expos. 

"One  day  you  gel  let  go  and  then 
the  next  morning  at  6  a.m.  you're  on 
a  plane,"  Kennedy  said.  "I'm  glad  to 
get  it  over  wHih  because  I  want  to 
get  back  to  doing  what  I  do." 

Said  Duquette:  "We  had  an 
inkling  he  would  be  available  a 
couple  of  weeks  ago." 

Kennedy,  the  fourth  manager 
fired  since  the  strike-shortened  sea- 
son officially  ended,  was  the  first  to 
land  another  job,  agreeing  to  a  two- 
year  contract. 

He  might  still  be  waiting  had 
Tony  La  Russa  not  agreed  to  a 
three-year  contract  extension  as 
manager  of  the  Oakland  A's,  That 
was  announced  Tuesday,  depriving 
Duquette   of   the    man    widely 


assumed  to  be  his  first  choice. 

Asked  if  the  liming  uf  the 
announcements  was  coincidental. 
Duquette  smiled  and  said,  "purely." 

Kennedy.  40,  succeeds  Butch 
Hobson.  who  was  fired  Sept.  20 
after  leading  the  Red  Sox  to  a  54-bl 
record  in  his  third  scjson  as  manag- 
er. They  finished  fourth  in  the  AL 
East.  17  games  out  ol  first  place. 

The  Rangers  hdd  a  poorer 
record,  52-62,  but  finished  first  in 
the  much  weaker  AL  West,  one 
game  ahead  of  Oakland  despite  los- 
ing their  last  six  games. 

"Even  though  we  were  10  games 
under  (.500),  I  was  a  better  manager 
this  year  than  last  year,"  said 
Kennedy,  whose  Rangers  finished 
second  in  the  AL  West  last  year  with 
an  86-76  record.  This  year  there  was 
grumbling  in  the  Texas  clubhouse, 
some  of  it  directed  at  Kennedy. 

"Anytime  you  struggle  and  you 
lose  six  straight  and  you  have  a 
team  that  had  high  expectations, 
you're  going  to  have  some  people 
that  are  unhappy,"  Kennedy  said. 
"I  know  lose  Canseco  said  some 
very  nice  things  (about  Kennedy) 
on  the  air  in  Texas  the  other  day. 
I'm  a  disciplinarian  but  I'm  also  a 
players'  manager." 


"If  you're  a  nononscnse  manag- 
er, you're  going  to  have  some  grip- 
ing," Duquette  said.  "His  relation- 
ship with  the  players  will  be  fine  as 
long  as  we  win  games." 

Duquette  also  interviewed 
johnny  Oates  after  he  was  fired  as 
manager  of  Baltimore  and  New 
York  Yankees  coach  Rick  Down. 
Kennedy  managed  eight  seasons  in 
the  Los  Angeles  Dodgers  organiza- 
tion. 

Less  than  two  months  after 
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continued  from  page  8 
switching  to  track  for  her  junior  and 
senior  years.  Between  them,  the 
Cabrals  collected  21  varsity  Iciicrs. 

As  their  athletic  reputations  grew, 
the  upposiiion  began  to  associate 
Somerset  High  teams  with  the  Cabrals. 

"If  a  team  that  wc  were  on  had  the 
reputation  for  being  physical," 
Andrea  said.  "Then  it  was  always, 
'The  Cabrals  are  physical." 

Despite  being  heavily  recruited 
elsewhere.  Andrea  said  she  always 
knew  where  she  wanted  to  play  colle- 
giate field  hockey. 

"I  just  always  thought  it  would  be 
the  greatest  thing  to  play  at  UMass. 
My  idol  from  home,  Pam  Bustin 
[UMass  1988)  played  here.  As  soon 
as  I  picked  up  a  stick  I  knew  it  would 
be  the  greatest  thing  to  play  here." 

After  high  school.  Beth  decided  to 
put  her  athletic  career  on  hold  and 
headed  to  the  University  of  New 
Hampshire. 

"I  played  a  lot  of  outdoor  volley- 
ball, but  UNH  only  had  a  club  team." 
Beth  said. 

■  women^s  soccer 


After  a  year  at  New  Hampshire. 
Beth  decided  to  transfer  to  UMass 
and  when  the  volleyball  program  was 
resurrected,  so  was  the  career  of  Beth 
Cabrai. 

'1  came  here  thinking  I'd  try  out 
for  Softball."  she  said.  "I  heard  about 
volleyball  and  I  jusi  figured  I'd  try 
the  new  program.  I  like  the  fact  that 
I'm  part  of  the  reinstatement  of  vol- 
leyball. We're  bringing  it  back  as 
something  belter  than  it  was  before." 

Since  their  reunification,  the  sisters 
have  been  inseparable. 

"We're  together  all  the  time." 
Andrea  said.  "Wc  lived  in  the  same 
hall  on  campus  last  year,  and  now  we 
live  together  off  campus." 

"Because  we  both  play  sports,  it's 
easier  to  talk  to  each  other."  said  her 
sister.  "If  we  went  to  talk  to  someone 
(who  doesn't  play  sports)  they  have 
no  idea  what  goes  into  it.  We  confide 
in  each  other." 

"It  was  good  working  out  together 
in  the  summer,  because  we  could 
always  push  each  other."  Andrea 


said.  "When  Beth  wasn't  playing  and 
I  had  to  train  by  myself,  it  was  so 
much  harder  to  get  myself  out  there.' 

Both  Cabrals  take  pride  in  the 
work  ethic  that  they  share. 

"We  both  have  an  atiiiude  that 
probably  c^ime  from  our  parents,  that 
if  you're  going  to  go  out,  go  all  out." 
Andrea  said.  "Beth  is  a  very  hard 
worker.  In  volleyball  she  made  her- 
self much  improved." 

Beth  describes  Andrea  as  aggressive 
and  outgoing.  "She  strives  to  do  every- 
thing she  can  in  her  school  work,  field 
hockey,  and  meeting  people." 

Before  their  college  careers  end, 
both  hope  to  elevate  their  teams  to 
the  next  level. 

"We'd  like  to  make  it  to  the  NCAA 
tournament  and  see  what  we  can  do," 
said  Beth. 

"I  just  hope  we  stay  strong  enough 
to  go  to  the  Final  Four,"  Andrea  said. 
"Thai's  what  we're  working  for. 
Every  game,  every  practice,  every 
talk,  every  video  session,  we're  look- 
ing to  the  Final  Four.* 


continued  from  page  8 

region.  We  better  find  some  breaks  real  quick  or  find  some 
leadership.'  Rudy  said.  "Or  we  might  as  well  sign  up  to  get 
into  the  ECAC  playoffs  at  the  end  of  the  year.  Actually.  I 
threw  that  invitation  away.  Maybe  I  better  find  it." 

The  only  chance  UMass  has  of  hosting  the  regionals  — 
and  it's  a  slim  chance  at  that  —  is  if  it  wins  its  final  two 
regional  games  against  UConn  and  Cornell.  Along  with 
that,  Hartford  and  UConn  have  to  lose  at  least  one  of  their 
remaining  regional  games.  Oon'i  forget  about  Dartmouth 
either;  If  it  wins  its  remaining  games  and  the  others  fac- 
tors occur,  it  could  be  No.  1  and  host  the  regionals. 

"Maybe  people  will  start  to  respect  us  more  as  an  up  and 
coming  team,"  Dartmouth  forward  Melissa  McBean  said. 

"We  have  four  games  left,  but  anything  can  hapf)en  and 
so  does  everybody  else,"  Swanson  said.  "It's  such  a  short 
season  and  there  are  so  many  good  teams  in  this  region." 

How  good  are  the  teams  in  the  region? 

lust  look  at  the  recent  poll  of  the  top  20  teams  in  the  coun- 
try. No.  6  Connecticut  (12-2),  No.  8  Hartford  ( 10-2-1 ),  No. 
10  UMass  (10-*)  and  No.  16  Dartmouth  (8-2-1).  Brown 
(6-3).  although  unranked.  also  received  votes. 

Although  the  outlook  appears  bleak  now.  UMass  still 
controls  its  own  destiny. 

"We  have  to  beat  Connecticut  and  Cornell,  and  then  I'd 
say  wc  are  in,"  Rudy  said. 


"This  loss  here  today  is  going  to  be  a  setback  but  not 
anything  that's  going  put  us  out  of  the  picture  yet," 
Roberts  said. 

A  picture  that  right  now  is  cloudy,  but  in  a  few  weeks 
will  be  a  lot  clearer.  And  UMass  can  only  hope  to  be  a 
part  of  that  picture,  the  NCAA  championships. 


ice  hockey 


continued  from  page  8 

The  versatile  Armand  Latulippe.  who  filled  in  for 
an  injured  Rissling  last  season,  may  again  see  some 
action  as  a  defenseman.  Keith  O'Connell.  a  sopho- 
more transfer  from  BC,  can  bring  some  offense  to 
the  UMass  blue  line. 

"We  have  some  very  nice  options  on  the  power 
with  Rissling,  as  well  as  O'Connor  and  Norton, 
who  have  power-  play  experience."  Mallen  said. 

"If  anybody  thinks  they  can  come  into  this  build- 
ing (William  D.  Mullins  Center)  and  walk  away 
with  an  easy  victory,  they've  got  another  think  com- 
ing," Rissling  said. 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


NCAA  Division  I  Field  Hockey  Poll 


1  Nalhweslein 

2  Nofth  Carolina 

3  James  Madison 

4  UMlM 

5  Old  Dominion 


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7  Ball  Stale 

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10  Otiio  Stale 


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13  Syiacuse 

14  Iowa 

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19  Boston  Univeisity 

20  Michigan 


Sports 


Dartmouth  takes  UM  in  soccer  upset 


Massachusetts     0 


Dartmouth 


By  Mike  Reiss 

Collegian  Start  

The  play  in  itself  seemed  harmless,  much  like  the  many 
trips  up  and  down  the  field  in  the  finit  80  minutes  that 
resulted  in  anything  but  a  goal  yesterday  at  Richard  F. 

Garixr  Field. 

"She  was  working  hard 
on  the  sidelines  and 
crossed  il  over  to  me," 
Dartmouth  College's 
Melissa  McBean  said.  'I 
got  it,  cut,  and  the  defend- 
er wen;  for  the  fake.  I  just  aimed  for  the  comer." 

The  shot,  which  couldn't  have  been  hit  any  better, 
descended  through  the  air  curving  inward,  before  landing 
over  the  outstretched  hands  of  diving  Massachusetts  goal- 
keeper Danielle  Dion.  The  seemingly  harmless  trip  had 
suddenly  done  its  damage. 

McBridc's  tally  would  stand  as  the  only  score  of  the 
match,  as  No.  lb  Dartmouth  registered  a  1-0  upset  victo- 
ry over  No.  10  UMass  in  women's  soccer  action  yesterday. 
'  "I  have  a  lot  of  respect  for  UMass  because  they  play 
soccer  the  way  I  like  it  to  be  played,"  said  Dartmouth 
Coach  Steve  Swanson. 

"It  was  a  good  game  that  I  thought  was  going  to  be 
decided  by  who  made  a  mistake  or  who  made  the  play. 
And  that  was  a  world  class  goal." 

Dartmouth's  defense  made  few  mistakes,  incorporating 
a  compact  set  in  which  the  entire  defense  followed  the 
path  of  the  ball.  Early  on,  UMass  had  some  trouble 
exploiting  this,  but  later  in  the  match  it  was  not  a  matter 
of  beating  the  defense  but  a  matter  of  cashing  in  on  the 
opportunities. 

The  best  opportunity  for  the  Minutewomen  came  at 
67: 12.  when  junior  forward  Nicole  Roberts  fed  a  nice  ball 
to  the  right  foot  of  freshman  forward  Elizabeth 
Rutherford,  who  had  a  step  on  the  defense.  Rutherford's 
shot  skipped  just  wide  of  the  low  right  corner,  barely 
missing  the  post. 

'Nicole  was  dribbling  downfield  and  I  was  looking  to 
help  her  out."  Rutherford  recalled.  "1  was  anxious  when  I 
got  the  ball  and  shot  it  just  wide." 

Overall,  the  UMass  offense  had  trouble  generating  scor- 
ing opportunities  —  the  team's  seven  shots  on  goal  are 
proof-  positive  of  that.  At  15:00,  Melissa  Mitchell  blasted 
an  eight-  yard  shot  the  near  right  post  but  was  denied  by 
Dartmouth  goalkeeper  Heidi  Hachtel's  diving  slop. 

Then  there  was  Tina  Lightning's  long  shot  at  50:48  that 
was  turned  aside,  along  with  two  Roberts  mini-break- 
away's at  53:57  and  69:44.  Other  than  that,  the 
Minutewomen  had  few  chances  to  break  into  the  scoring 
column. 

"I  hale  to  say  it.  but  we're  rapidly  moving  toward  self- 
destruction,"  said  UMass  Coach  |im  Rudy.  "Someone  has 
to  step  up  and  say  enough  is  enough.  We're  waiting  for 


Soccer  postseason 
is  clouded  hy  loss 


By  Candice  Flemming 

Collegion  Staff 


PAOl  HLOCXAU  /  COlltCIAN 

Nicole  Roberts  and  the  Minutewonnen  lost  a  heartbreaker  yesterday,  falling  1-0  at  the  hands  of  Dattmouth. 


someone  to  provide  that  leadership." 

While  she  has  little  impact  on  the  team's  offensive  play, 
Dion  might  be  that  player.  The  freshman  goalkeeper 
played  one  of  her  best  matches  of  the  season  yesterday, 
turning  aside  a  tough  eight  shots. 

After  sophomore  midfielder  Sandy  Shimogaki  headed 
away  a  dangerous  ball  in  front  of  the  UMass  net  at  11:10. 
Dion  was  virtually  flawless  thereafter.  Stopping  some 
quality  Dartmouth  bids  in  the  first  half,  she  started  off  the 
second  half  just  as  impressively,  making  a  diving  stab  at 
47:52.  She  continued  her  excellent  play  throughout  the 
match,  and  virtually  had  no  chance  at  McBean's  score. 

UMass  now  gears  up  for  a  key  regional  battle,  as  it  vis- 
its Connecticut  Saturday  afternoon  at  3  p.m.  "A  must-win 
situation."  said  Roberts. 


Indeed.  As  it  stands.  UMass  needs  tp  pick  up  its  level  of 
play  and  get  back  on  track  before  the  post-season. 

"I  wish  we  were  a  little  sharper  before  this  match," 
Rudy  said.  'We've  got  our  whole  group  there,  you  see  it 
and  that's  what  we  have.  If  we're  going  to  come  out  of 
this,  we're  going  to  come  out  of  it  with  these  players. 

"Even  though  we're  playing  hard,  and  at  a  feverish 
pitch,  we're  not  playing  with  composure.  We're  playing 
too  nervy,  too  tight,  too  tense.  There's  no  Zen  in  our 
game."  he  said. 

'Going  from  a  team  that  had  lots  of  finishers  last  year, 
we've  become  a  team  that's  not  finishing  well  at  all." 

And  finishing  strongly  is  exactly  what  UMass  had  to  do 
—  individually  in  its  goal-scoring  ways,  and  overall  in  the 
final  four  matches  of  its  schedule. 


On  one  side  of  the  field,  a  sea  of  green  jerseys 
could  be  seen  huddled  together  in  celebration.  On 
the  other  side,  a  scattering  of  while  jerseys  were 
spread  across  the  (leld,  in  anything  but  a  celebration. 

The  different  displays  of  emotion  shown  on  the 
field  made  evident  just  how  important  this  game 
was.  Dartmouth's  1-0  win  over  Massachusetts  in 
women's  soccer  action  yesterday  at  Garber  Field 
made  the  Northeast  regional  race  even  more  unclear. 

"I  think  the  [regional]  picture  is  so  clouded  right 
now,  it's  not  funny,"  Dartmouth  Coach  Steve 
Swanson  said. 

Cloudy  indeed. 

To  receive  an  automatic  bid  to  the  NCAAs,  a  team 
must  finish  in  the  top  four  of  its  region.  The  top  four 
teams  in  the  Northeast  region  before  yesterday's  game 
were  Connecticut,  Hartford,  UMass  and  Dartmouth. 

Now  it's  anybody's  guess  as  to  who  the  top  four  will 
be.  Not  only  does  yesterday's  game  play  a  big  part,  but 
so  does  the  fact  that  Hartford,  the  No.  1  team  in  the 
region  last  week,  lost  to  No.  7  Cornell,  2-0. 

"Any  kind  of  loss  for  a  team  who  beat  us  is  good," 
UMass  junior  forward  Nicole  Roberts  said  of 
Hartford's  setback  that  made  the  regional  race  tighter. 

For  Dartmouth,  its  chances  of  receiving  an  auto- 
malic  bid  are  now  obviously  increased.  With  the 
loss,  the  Minutewomen  must  travel  to  Connecticut 
needing  a  win  if  ihey  have  any  hopes  of  finishing  in 
the  top  four  in  the  region. 

"This  a  terrible  loss  for  us."  UMass  Coach  lim 
Rudy  said  in  regard  to  regional  standings. 
"Fortunately,  we  have  another  game  to  make  it  up." 

"Basically  what  just  happened  is  now  we  have  to 
beat  UConn  on  the  road,"  UMass  freshman  defender 
Erica  Iverson  said.  "And  playing  on  the  road  is 
always  harder  than  playing  at  home." 

"It's  a  definite  must-win  situation."  Roberts  said. 
"We're  both  going  to  be  fighting  for  a  seed." 

'We  just  put  ourselves  in  a  tight  position,"  UMass 
senior  defender  Heidi  Kocher  said.  "We  have  to  win 
every  other  game  in  our  region  now  to  lock  up  a 
NCAA  bid." 

If  the  season  were  to  end  today,  UConn, 
Hartford.  Dartmouth  and  UMass  would  be  heading 
to  the  NCAAs.  Any  chances  of  UMass  hosting  the 
regional  finals  as  it  did  last  year  are  virtually  gone. 
In  fact.  UMass  Coach  [im  Rudy  knows  even  partici- 
pating in  the  NCAAs  is  not  a  definite  lock. 
"Right  now  we  have  nothing  to  show  in  this 

Turn  to  WOMEN'S  SOCCER,  ptoge  6 


Defense  key  to  hockey  game  plan 
in  UMass'  first  Hockey  East  season 


By  Anthony  Guido 
Collagian  Staff 


Men's  soccer  faces  Dartmouth 


By  Ted  Koltler 

Collegian  Staff 


The  backbone  of  every  good 
hockey  team  is  a  strong  defense, 
especially  when  you  are  speaking  of 
teams  that  compete  in  Hockey 
East. 


» 


UtasiHOCKEir 

Season  JT 
Pnevlew/A 


For  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  hockey  team, 
defense  will  be  critical  in  its  initial 
year  in  the  conference.  With 
UMass  entering  its  first  year  in 
Hockey  East  as  unquestioned 
underdogs,  the  defense  will  be 
under  constant  pressure. 

"The  defenscmen  have  very  good 
skill  and  size,  they  just  need  to 
learn  They  arc  eventually  going  to 
be  a  very  good  defense."  UMass 
Coach  |oe  Mallen  said. 

For  example,  take  Boston 
University,  la^t  seasons  runner-  up 
for  the  National  Championship.  In 
the  pre -season  Hockey  East  polls, 
the  Terriers  had  both  of  the 
first-team  defenscmen  in  Rich 
Brcnnan  and  Kaj  Linna.  BU  is  the 
unanimous  prc-season  favorite, 
thanks  to  its  strong  defensive  foun- 
dation 

With  the  lack  of  scoring  a  poten- 
tial problem  for  UMass,  the 
Minuicmcn  vrill  have  to  pay  special 
attention  to  things  on  the  defensive 
end. 

"We  aren't  going  to  play  with 
five  guys  in  front  of  the  net,  but  we 
do  look  for  players  who  can  play 
both  ends  of  the  ice,"  Mallen  said. 

The  defensive  corps  will  once 
again  be  led  by  Captain  layncn 
Rissling.  The  6-foot,  185-pound 
sophomore  from  Edmonton. 
Alberta,  again  will  provide  leader- 
ship for  a  young  backllne. 

Last  season  Rissling  led  all 
MinutetuBn  defensemen  with  22 
points  on  five  goals  and  15  assists. 
His  two-way  skill  will  again  be  crui 
cial  on  the  power-play  and  penalty 
killing  units. 

"Our  defense  is  working  real 
well.  The  newcomers  are  fitting  in 
real  well  complementing  myself. 
Alger  and  Giusto,"  Rissling  said 
"We  are  definitely  more  mature 
and  intense  this  year  in  training 
camp." 

Rich  Alger  and  Tony  diuslo  will 
also  be  key  components  on  the  blue 
line.  Alger  combines  a  steady  influ- 
ence with  a  big  slap  shot,  racking 


CCKllClANdU 


Rich  Alger  and  the  rest  of  the  Minuteman  defense  will  have  to  have  a 
great  season  for  the  team  to  be  successful  in  Hockey  East. 


up  a  plus- 17  rating. 

Giusto  (6-2.  195  lbs.)  is  the  big 
intimidating  force  in  front  of  the 
net.  leading  the  squad  with  a 
plus-54  rating.  The  two  sopho- 
mores also  chipped  in  offensively, 
with  Giusto  recording  17  points  in 
29  games  and  Alger  totaling  1  I 
points  in  27  games. 

Three  newcomers  should  figure 
prominently  in  their  freshmen  sea- 
sons. Tom  O'Connor,  Mike 
Gaffncy,  and  Brad  Norton  all  will 
be  thrown  right  into  the  frying  pan. 
learning  as  the  season  goes  along. 

"We  will  try  lo  fiair  the  freshmen 
with  a  returner  from  last  year," 
Mallen  said.  'The  idea  of  having 
two  freshmen  defensemen  on  the 
ice  at  the  same  time  in  Hockey  East 
is  something  we  want  to  avoid." 

O'Connor,  a  Springfield  native, 
was  a  fourth  round  draft  pick  of 
the  Pittsburgh  Penguins  in  the 
1994  NHL  draft,  He  has  the  size 
(6-2.  205  lbs.)  and  offensive  skills 
to  make  a  real  impact  on  the 
defense.  O'Connor  came  fo  UMass 
after  scholarship  confusion  sur- 


rounded the  Boston  College  pro- 
gram. 

"We're  going  be  inexperienced, 
but  we'll  learn  from  our  mistakes. 
We  feel  a  little  bit  of  pressure,  but 
it's  all  the  same  on  the  ice." 
O'Connor  said  "Wc  don't  want  lo 
be  in  last  place  We're  aiming  at 
the  middle-of-lhc-pack." 

Gaffney.  who  was  drafted  in  the 
sixth  round  by  the  Ottawa 
Senators,  is  another  solid  defense- 
man  at  6-1,  205  lbs.  Norton, 
whose  older  brother  is  |eff  Norton 
of  the  San  lose  Sharks,  checks  in  at 
6-5.  255  lbs.  Norton  figures  to  be 
the  physical  presence  of  the  unit. 

"The  adju.slmeni  has  been  tough 
Guys  are  so  much  bigger  and  faster 
at  this  level.  I  have  to  gel  ready  and 
rise  up  to  it,"  Gaffncy  said. 

Tiger  Holland  is  another  defense- 
man  who  figures  to  sec  ice  lime. 
Holland,  a  product  of  Catholic 
Memorial  High  School,  is  a  mobile 
defenscmen  who  was  second  on  I  he 
squad  vrith  a  plus-27  rating. 

Turn  to  ICE  HCXKEY  page  6 


In  any  sport,  6-0  would  not  be  called 
a  close  score,  save  perhaps  football.  In 
soccer,  it  represents  an  absolute  drub- 
bing. That  is  what  was  given  to  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  by 
Dartmouth  last  season  on  Garber  Field. 
Today  at  5:50  p.m.  the  Minutemen 
face  off  with  the  Big  Green  in  Hanover, 
N.H..  with  nothing  but  revenge  on  their 
minds.  Last  year's  setback  was  UMass' 
only  loss  in  its  last  eight  games,  but 
Dartmouth  (4-5-1,  2-1  Ivy  League) 
has  tong  dominated  this  scries,  holding 
a  21-5-5  advantage. 

"We're  right  behind  them,"  UMass 
striker  Dave  Siljanovski  said  of  the 
clubs'  New  England  rankings 
(Dartmouth  fifth.  UMass  sixth). 
"Last  year  was  embarrassing.  But 
we're  a  much  better  team  this  time." 

Sam  Koch's  squad  is  much  more 
sound  dcfciwively.  lo  be  sure.  Through 
the  finst  15  matches  of  1995.  UMass 
surrendered  25  goals  and  won  only 
three  times.  Now  8-4-1  (4-1  in 
Atlantic  10).  the  senior  goalkecping 
tandem  of  Mark  Wolf  and  Eric  Gr\ibcr 
has  only  failed  to  save  1 2  shots.  Grubcr 
earned  A- 10  Player  of  the  Week  hon 
ors  for  blanking  ProvidetKe  and  Maine, 
but  gave  all  the  credit  to  the  becks. 

"It  was  made  easy  by  the  defense." 
Gruber  said.  "It's  more  of  a  defensive 
award." 

Dartmouth's  defense,  backed  by 
senior  keeper  Brian  Wiese  (who  has 
played  every  minute  of  the  Big  Green's 
eight  contests),  is  competent  as  well, 
having  yielded  but  16  scores.  But  its 
offense  is  languishing,  with  only  16 
goals  and  three  in  its  last  five  games, 
the  past  two  of  which  were  shutouts. 

Part  of  the  problem  has  been 
Dartmouth's  performance  outside  the 


Ivy  League.  While  first-year  coach 
Fran  O'Leary  scheduled  no 
non-league  cupcakes  (Virginia.  New 
Hampshire.  Connecticut  on  Nov.  4). 
the  Big  Green  did  most  of  its  damage 
in  its  three  league  games,  junior  mid- 
fielder Hunter  Paschall.  Dartmouth's 
leading  scorer  (4-1-9),  has  not 
recorded  a  goal  against  a  non-league 
opponent.  Nor  has  Chris  Mitchell, 
who  leads  all  active  Dartmouth  play- 
ers with  16  career  goals. 

UMass  would  be  wise  to  mark 
junior  lohn  Bosacco.  a  suddenly  pro- 
ductive defender.  He  did  not  open  his 
goal  account  until  this  season,  in 
which  he  has  struck  on  three  occa- 
sions. The  Minutemen  will  have  more 


to  worry  about  if  junior  forward 
David  Moran.  who  has  missed  three 
matches,  brings  his  1 1  career  tallies 
to  the  pitch. 

At  the  conclusion  of  yesterday's 
practice,  it  was  uncertain  who  will 
tend  the  Minuteman  net  today.  Mark 
Wolf,  who  was  rapidly  assembling  a 
career  year  before  an  injury  at 
George  Washington  Oct.  9.  practiced 
and  appeared  able  to  play.  But 
Grubcr  is  on  a  roll,  sparking  UMass 
to  its  biggest  regional  win,  1-0  over 
Maine  last  Saturday. 

'We  want  to  crack  the  top  three  in 
New  England.'  Siljanovski  said.  'We 
feel  we  dcservt^l.  With  a  win  o>«er 
Dartmouth  we'd  be  on  our  way." 


Men's  soccer  hopes  to  win  their 
Big  Green  of  Dartmouth. 


coiiiCuwriK 

third  straight  game  as  they  take  on  the 


Cabrals  shine  on  defense  for  UMass 

Junior  fraternal  twins  find  niche  in  volleyball,  jieXd  hockey 


By  Brian  PsriHo 
and  Matt  Vaulour 
CoHagion  Staff 


Fraternal  and  identical. 

Beth  and  Andrea  Cabral  may  be  fraternal  twins,  but  in 
their  respective  sports,  their  mentality  is  identical. 

While  most  players  look  for  the  spotlight  and  glory  that 
comes  with  being  a  scorer,  the  two  juniors  have  found 
their  niche  playing  defense. 

f?cth  is  one  of  only  two  defensive  specialists  on  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  volleyball  team.  When  Coach 
Bonnie  Kenny  needs  steady  serving  and  dependable  dig 
ging.  Beth  Cabral  is  the  one  she  turns  lo. 

"I've  always  liked  defense.  To  slop  somebody  else  feels 
really  good."  Beth  said.  "I  like  frustrating  the  other  players." 

Strong  defense  is  a  tradition  in  UMass  field  hockey.  The 
success  that  the  program  has  enjoyed  has  always  been 
built  around  it.  According  to  Coach  Megan  Donnelly. 
Andrea  fits  right  into  that  mold 

'Andrea  is  a  ver>  proud  defender.  She's  very  much  in 
the  line  of  UMass  hacks."  Donnelly  said.  "She  is  very 
lough  and  never  gives  up.  She  understands  her  contribu- 
tion lo  the  team,  doesn't  want  to  let  anyone  down,  and  has 
a  very  high  standard  for  herself.  She's  a  great  worker." 


Andrea  actually  enjoys  frustrating  her  opponents. 

"They'll  have  a  game  plan  and  you're  ruining  it."  she 
said.  "I  just  like  to  look  at  them  and  see  thai  they're  get- 
ting mad.  and  give  them  a  little  smile  every  now  and  then. 
It  lakes  a  strong  mentality  to  not  let  them  in.  It's  like  you 
own  something  and  nobody  is  coming  near  it." 

Growing  up.  Ray  and  Elaine  Cabral  always  qpcouraged 
their  daughters'  athletics. 

"They  started  as  two  of  five  girls  in  a  boys'  basketball 
league,"  said  Ray  Cabral,  who  even  served  as  their  coach 
on  occasion.  'TTiey've  always  been  able  lo  do  just  about 
anything." 

Through  junior  high  school,  both  sisters  played  field 
hockey,  basketball  and  sofiball.  but  despite  what  everyone 
seemed  to  expect,  there  was  very  little  rivalry  betwien  iliem. 

"I  don't  think  we  (act  as  rivals)  with  each  other."  Beth 
said.  "Other  people  do  it  to  us.  Everyone  wants  lo  know 
who  gets  better  grades,  who's  better  at  sofiball.  who's  bet- 
ter at  basketball.  Every  sport  it  was,  'who's  belter?" 

In  high  school,  Andrea  stuck  with  field  hockey  while 
Beth  decided  to  try  her  hand  at  volleyball.  Beth  also 
played  hoop  and  sofiball.  Andrea  joined  her  sister  on  the 
basketball  court  and  tried  sofiball  for  two  seasons  before 


Turn  to  CABiAU.  page  6 


Three  way  race  for 
starting  goalie  spot 

Sophomorei  goaliei  Rich  Moriarty 
(left),  David  Kilduff,  and  freshman  Brian 
Regan  are  in  a  battle  for  the  starting  job 
for  UMass  hockey  (Story,  page  12). 


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The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  27 


Newspaper  article 
triggers  debate  over 
athletes*  academic 
rights,  mandates 

By  fim  While 

Collegion  Staff 

The  Boston  Globe  reported  yester- 
day what  one  of  its  assistant  editors 
described  as  academic  "double  stan- 
dards" for  players  of  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  men's  basketball  team 
—  four  of  whom  the  Globe  said  are 
on  academic  probation. 

The  Globe  cited  student  tran- 
scripts as  a  source  to  disclose  the  stu- 
dents' grades  for  the  past  two  semes- 
ters and  their  cumulative  grade  point 
averages. 

According  to  the  Globe,  four  play- 
ers are  on  academic  probation 
because  their  averages  fell  below  the 
2.0  standard,  and  three  other  mem- 
bers have  received  warnings. 

The  University  basketball  office. 
Coach  )ohn  Calipari  and  the  players 
all  refused  comment. 

University  officials  said  the  basket- 
ball players  are  subject  to  the  same 
academic  regulations  as  all  other 
University  students. 

"These  guys  are  clearly  public  fig- 
ures," said  Ben  Bradlee  jr.,  assistant 
editor  involved  in  the  investigative 
projects  at  the  Globe.  "They 
shouldn't  be  able  to  break  policy." 

University  President  Michael  K. 
Hooker  said  he  vsill  be  meeting  with 
Chancellor  David  K.  Scott.  Athletic 
Director  Bob  Marcum  and  Calipari  to 
discuss  the  academic  standings  of  the 
team. 


New  England's  Largest  College  Daily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Daily  Since  1967 


Thursday,  October  20,  1994 


Lrmofl  brings  team  attention  Figueroa  named 

as  inter-Senate 
conflict  subsides 


Students'  opinions  vary 
on  academic  standards 


By  Jessica  Towwiw 

Collegion  Staff 


Men's  Basketball  Coach  John  Calipari 


COU«riS»Ml01*(MY 


Scott  said  all  student-athletes  meet 
the  eligibility  requirements  of  the 
University  and  the  NCAA. 

The  Registrar's  Office  refused  to 
comment  on  how  the  Globe  received 
the  transcripts. 

"You  theoretically  can't  get  some- 
one else's  transcript,"  said  Sandy 


Harris-Graves,  assistant  supervisor 
for  graduate  records.  "But  you  could 
authorize  another  person  in  writing." 
According  to  the  undergraduate 
rights  and  responsibilities  handbook, 
The  Family  Rights  and  Privacy  Act 

lum  to  ACAOtMICS  poQe  2 


Students  have  different  opinions  on  the  Boston 
Globe's  story  on  the  University  of  Massachusetts 
men's  basketball  players'  grade  i>oinl  averages  in 
yesterday's  paper.  !t  has  stimulated  discussion  on 
students'  ri^ts  to  privacy. 

In  its  fiwt-page  article,  the  Globe  reported  that 
several  basketball  players  arc  on  academic  proba- 
tion The  article  listtxl  the  students'  names,  grades, 
the  classes  they  have  failed  and  their  cumulative 
GPA  as  of  last  semester.  ^.  .    .      , 

The  article  provided  a  graphic  in  which  six  play- 
ers' grades  were  listed  from  both  semesters  last 
year,  citing  anonymous  sources  and  the  students' 
transcripts  as  the  source  of  information. 

•As  king  as  you're  still  enrolled  at  the  University, 
you  can  play,"  Paul  Silvcria,  a  junior  cnvironmentiil 
science  major,  said. 

Silveria.  who  used  to  play  on  the  UMass  Lacrosse 
team,  said  that  he  had  gone  on  academic  pfuhuiion 
while  still  playing,  and  no  one  ever  said  a  word 
about  it  to  him.  , 

The  Daily  Hampshire  Gazette,  based  in 
Northampton,  also  ran  a  front-page  article  yester- 
day as  vwll  using  all  of  the  Globes  information  and 
reporting. 

"It's  not  fair  to  print  anyone's  GPA  in  the  news- 
pap«a  like  that.  ThtJse  are  private  matters  and  they 
are  sUII  studenu  here;  they  should  still  have  their 
personal  rights."  Noah  Rosenbaum,  a  senior  legal 
studies  major,  said.  . 

The  University  is  not  aik>wed  to  release  informa- 
tion on  student  records  without  the  student's  written 
consent,  accotxling  to  the  University  Undergraduate 
Rj^ts  and  Responsibilities  handbook. 


lum  to  SIUOEKTS'  KACOON.  poge  3 


MOVE  program 
is  not  accessible 
to  all  offenders 


By  Tim  White 

Collegion  Staff __^^^ 

Editors  note:  This  is  the  fourth  in  a  four-part  series 
on  domestic  ^Holence,  ami  services  aivilable  to  men. 

AMHERST  —  The  Men  Overcoming  Violence 
Program  (MOVE)  from  the  Men's  Resource  Center 
(MRC)  of  Western  Massachusetts  is  designed  to 
fight  domestic  violence,  but  stru^le*  «*  '»  receives 
no  state  funding  .  ..-^,,c 

The  Department  of  Public  Health  certified  MOVE 
program  is  a  24-week  workshop  used  by  men  who 
have  abused  women  or.  in  some  instances  children. 

According  to  Steve  Botkin,  co-director  for  the 
MRC,  30  percent  of  the  men  that  go  through  the  pro- 
gram come  of  their  own  accord,  and  70  percent  are 
mandated  by  the  Hampshire  and  Ware  district  courts. 
Approximately  120  people  are  interviewed  a  year, 
and  roughly  half  actually  go  through  the  entire 
24-week  program. 

According  to  Botkin.  the  biggest  reason  people 
do  not  complete  the  program  is  because  of  financial 
issues. 

The  program  is  $50  per  weekly  session,  which 
amounts  to  $750  for  the  entire  program. 

"It's  one  of  the  biggest  problems  we  face."  said 
Botkin.  "A  lot  of  the  people  who  come  through  the 
courts  are  people  who  are  in  financial  need,  and 
can't  afford  the  program." 

Botkin  said  there  are  two  slots  per  session  which 
offer  a  $1 5  fee.  but  those  fill  up  quickly. 

The  MRC  tries  to  fund  the  program  and  its  organi 
zaiion  as  a  whole  through  membership  fees,  contn 
butions  and  fund  raisers. 
Currently  funds  arc  not  enough  to  make  ends 

Turn  to  MRC,  poge  3 


Sports  industry  is  taking  away  the  fun 

Former  Celtic  says  money  has  replaced  the  love  of  the  games 


By  Anthony  Gvido 

CoHegion  Staff 


SPRINGFIELD  —  Basketball  Hall 
of  Famer  Bill  Walton  said  the  money 
floating  around  in  sports  is 
crippling  the  industry  and  turn- 
ing away  many  fans. 

Walton  said  when  he  was  a 
player  20  years  ago  athletes 
earned  about  five  limes  as 
much  as  the  average  citizen  — 
compared  to  today  where  ath- 
letes are  making  50  or  60  times 
more  than  the  general  public. 

"Today's  sports'  society  has 
created  an  atmosphere  where 
few  people  have  a  lot,  and  most 
have  a  little,"  Walton  said.  "It 
kills  the  joy.  spirit  and  enter 
tainment  for  the  fans." 

Walton  spoke  Tuesday  on 
"Ethics  and  Sports  Today"  at 
Symphony  Hall  in  Springfield 
as  the  third  free  lecture  in  a 
scries  of  public  forums. 

Walton  is  widely  known  for 
his  college  basketball  career  for 
the  UCLA  Bruins.  He  was  an 
All-Amcrican  in  each  of  his 
three  years,  leading  the  Bruins 
to  three  NCAA  championships. 

Walton  went  on  to  a  storied  career 
in  the  NBA,  playing  on  two  champi- 
onship teams.  He  was  named  Most 
Valuable  Player  for  the  1977  season, 
leading  the  Portland  Trail  Blazers  to 
the  championship. 

The  6'l  r  center  suffered  ihmugh 
numerous  injuries,  but  resurrected 
his  career  as  part  of  the  Boston 
Celtics'  championship  team  in  1986 


In  1995  Walton  was  inducted  into 
the  Basketball  Hall  of  Fame  which  is 
located  in  Springfield 

Sports  fans  continue  to  be  turned  off 
by  labor  strikes  in  profeaaonal  baseball 


(Oij«i(s»«*<M»A\riiri*ssif  statu 

Basketball  Hall  of  Famer  Bill  Walton 

and  hotkey,  according  to  Walton 

Walton  said  money  is  the  driving 
force  of  athletes  -  having  replaced 
the  love  of  simply  playing  the  game 

The  majority  of  today's  athletes 
have  had  everything  come  easy  to 
them,  according  to  Walton  Being 
great  athletes,  they  never  had  H)  learn 
the  lessons  of  the  average  youth 
"Some  of  these  guys  today  say    If 


you  don't  pay  mc  molt  I  won't  play' 
—  ihai's  a  bunch  of  crap."  said 
Walton.  "Some  of  these  guys  couWn't 
gel  a  job  doing  anything  else." 

All  ol  the  blame  cannot  be  placed 
on  today's  athletes.  Walton  said 
he  blames  the  owners  lor  think 
ing  all  ills  of  sports  can  be 
cured  by  giving  more  money  to 
the  players. 

'The  owners  have  to  stop  the 
money  machine."  Walton  said. 

He  laughed  at  the  suggestion 
of  stars  such  as  Charies  Berkley 
stating  they  were  not  rule  mod 
els,  and  cited  a  lack  of  role  mod- 
els throughout  sports  today. 

"Everyone  is  a  role  model, 
we  all  have  responsibilities, 
from  the  President  down  to  a 
homeless  man."  Walton  said 
"IXin't  ever  pas.s  up  an  oppor 
tunily  to  be  a  role  model  and 
make  a  difference  in  someone 
else's  life." 

A  big  issue  in  sports  ethics 
luday  is  the  idea  of  student- 
athletes  gelling  paid  while 
attending  school,  according  to 
Waltun. 

"Paying  students  would  be 

the  biggest  mistake  to  make," 

Walton  said   "A  college  education  is 

the  most  valued  possession  you  could 

ever  have  " 

The  lecture  was  sponsored  by  the 
Pcachbaskct  Classic  Starter  Tipoff 
game  The  University  of 
Massachusetts  vrill  be  playing  in  this 
year's  Tipoff  basketball  classic, 
against  defending  national  champion 
Arkansas  on  November  25. 


TlfOI 


By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegion  Staff 

Despite  the  recent  internal  conflict  within  the 
Undergraduate  Student  Senate  which  lc*d  to  tabled  legis- 
lation, former  senator  and  chair  of  the  finance  committee. 
Diego  Figueroa,  was  finally  voted  to  the  judiciary  last 
night. 

The  second  Senate  meeting  of  the  year  confirmed  the 
remaining  candidates  Mirran  Raphaely,  president  of  the 
Student  Government  Association  (SGA).  appointed  to  the 
Senate  judiciary  The  Senate  approved  both  Kathy  Keelan 
and  Figueiva,  whose  positions  on  the  judiciary  have  to  be 
confirmed  by  the  Senate 

What  it  could  not  avoid  was  the  controversy  caused  by 
the  events  of  the  first  meeting  revolving  around  senator 
Charles  Lcnchner  and  Figueroa. 

At  the  first  senate  meeting,  the  motion  to  confirm 
Figueroa  as  a  judiciary  was  met  by  an  unfriendly  motion. 
Lcnchner  presented  a  motion  to  strike  Figueroa  from  the 
list  of  appointees,  and  it  went  to  debate  in  front  of  the 
Senate. 

Lcnchner  presented  two  reasons  to  the  Senate  as  to  why 
Figueroa's  integrity  should  be  questioned  and  the  senator's 
name  be  eliminated  from  the  appointee  list. 

The  first  incident  Figueroa  cited,  involved  the  final 
Senate  meeting  of  last  year  where  the  budgets  for 
Registered  Student  Organizations  (RSO)  and  Agencies  on 
campus  were  reviewed  and  voted  upon. 

Lcnchner  contests  that  afier  the  Senate  completed  the 
RSO  budgets,  and  the  budgets  for  the  Agencies  were 
tabled,  Figueroa  intentionally  sabotaged  a  motion  that  was 
presented  by  the  Senate. 

"1  presented  a  motion  that  dealt  with  allocating  money 
for  a  bus  trip  to  Boston  to  protest  a  Neo-Nazi  demon- 
stration and  the  Senate,"  Lcnchner  said.  "The  Senate  was 
in  the  process  of  recommending  thai  it  be  brought  to  a 
vole,  when  (Figueroa)  walked  out,  and  slopped  the 
motion." 

"A  lot  of  senators  had  already  left,  and  then  Figueroa 
walked  out  leaving  his  coat  and  bag  in  l^he  meeting," 
Lcnchner  said.  'Then  Pavcsi  called  quorum  " 

The  members  of  Senate  remaining  did  not  meet  the 
number  of  senators  constitutionally  needed  to  hold  the 
meeting,  and  the  motion  was  stopped.  Bi.ih  Figueroa  and 
Pavcsi  denied  involvement  in  the  alleged  conspiracy. 

"I  had  nothing  to  do  with  the  motion  tailing,  it  had 
nothing  to  do  with  my  conservative  ideological  beliefs," 
Figueroa  said.  "Lcnchner  wants  to  make  this  into  a  politi- 
cal issue  " 

The  real  reason  Lcnchner  made  these  accusaiiuns  was 
because  he  docs  not  want  a  conservative  on  the  judiciary, 
said  Figueroa. 

"I  am  not  against  the  Radical  Student  Union  (now  the 
Alliance  for  Student  Power  (ASP)],  in  fact  I  helped  them 
when  they  came  to  the  finance  committee  looking  for 
money  to  publish  their  newspaper  the  Liberator.' 

"In  the  last  week  I  have  been  accused  of  being  a  Nazi 
and  a  racist,"  Figueroa  said  "This  is  ridiculous.  I  am  a 
Black  Puerto  Rican,  I'm  no  Nazi." 

The  second  accusation  Lcnchner  made,  involved  the 
illegal  ballots  which  were  found  during  the  SGA  eletiion 
last  semester 

The  illegal  ballots  were  in  favor  of  |oe  Vozza,  former 
candidate  for  president,  and  Figueroa.  former  candidate 
student  trustee 

The  ballots  were  eliminated,  and  the  results  ol  the  elec- 
tion were  accepted,  according  to  Christine  I  opes,  former 
election  co^ -coordinator. 

"Cam  Tcwksbury.  who  was  also  election  coordinator  at 
the  time,  and  I  met  with  the  candidates,  and  we  agreed 
that  none  of  the  candidates  were  responsible  and  none  of 
the  students  working  on  the  campaigns  were  responsible, 

l^pcs  said  .       .     u  J 

Lcnchner  conceded  at  last  nights  meeting  that  he  had 
no  substantial  proof  of  ihc  accusations  and  said  thai  he 
would  not  vole  against  Figueroa  as  a  judiciary,  but  he 
would  abstain  . 

The  Senate  took  into  account  both  I  cnchner  and 
Figueroa's  arguments,  after  a  lengthy  debate,  and  finally 
agreed  to  confirm  Figueroa  as  a  judiciary 

Pavesi,  who  was  a  guest  at  the  Senate  meeting,  feels  that 
the  internal  confiict  within  the  Senate  is  "ridiculous"  and 
simply  said  that  those  arguing  should  "get  over  it  " 

"I  am  glad  to  see  we  have  a  questioning  Senate, 
Raphaely  said  "It  is  a  credit  to  the  democratic  process." 


Support  group  helps  students  grieve 


By  Justin  Doyle 

Collegian  Stan 


Death  can  come  in  many  ways  and 
at  anytime.  Sometimes  it  can  come 
quickly  and  without  warning,  or  it 
can  come  slowly,  in  the  form  of  can- 
cer. 

Regardless,  death  always  leaves 
friends  and  family  behind  to  deal 
with  the  loss  of  a  loved  one.  When  a 
person  close  to  you  dies  <rften  there  is 
the  need  to  grieve  and  be  consoled. 
The  question  is  who  to  turn  to. 

Many  students  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  have  faced  this 
unpleasant  reality,  many  of  whom 
chose  to  keep  their  pain  to  them 
selves,  because  there  does  not  seem 
to  be  anyone  who  can  help,  accord- 
ing to  lethro  Heiko,  a  senior  in  the 
philosophy  department. 

Heiko  was  a  sophomore  when  he 
received  news  that  his  father  was 
diagnosed  with  cancer.  Heiko  tried  to 
balance  school  with  taking  care  of  his 
dying  father,  but  the  situation 
became  difficult  when  his  grades 


slipped,  and  he  found  little  help  on 
this  campus,  in  |uly.  Hciko's  father 
died  and  he  was  forced  to  deal  with 
the  loss. 

A  year  later,  Heiko  has  recovered 
from  the  loss  of  his  father,  but  real 
izes  that  there  are  many  students 
who  face  the  same  pain  he  endures, 
without  outside  help.  Heiko  is  trying 
to  change  this  by  starting  a  grievance 
support  group  for  students  at 
UMass. 

The  support  group,  which  is  spon 
sored  by  Gareth  Matthews,  a  profes- 
sor in  the  philosophy  department, 
has  had  two  meetings  to  date,  and 
regularly  gathers  on  Thursday 
nights.  Everything  is  confidential 
and  there  is  no  obligation,  according 
to  Heiko. 

"We  have  had  five  or  six  students 
show  up  at  the  meeting  regularly,  and 
1  was  really  happy  with  how  the  last 
meeting  turned  out."  Heiko  said. 
'Students  have  even  expressed  grate 
fulness  for  offering  help  and  sup- 
port." 

Heiko  is  working  with  local  stu- 


dent, Brit  Gufstason  on  organizing 
the  grievance  support  group  and  the 
weekly  meetings.  They  arc  working 
together  to  offer  a  supportive 
atmosphere  on  campus  to  help  siu 
dents  cope  with  the  loss  of  a  loved 
one. 

"There  are  a  lot  of  good  things 
happening  on  campus,  in  terms  of 
different  types  of  support  programs 
offered  to  students,"  Heiko  said 
"Unfortunately,  students  just  don't 
know  about  them  because  they  are 
not  getting  the  publicity  " 

With  the  help  and  support  of  facul 
ly  including  Mary  Anne  Bright,  asso 
ciate  professor  in  the  School  of  nurs 
ing.  and  Albcy  Reiner,  associate  pro 
fessor  in  the  microbiology  depart 
menl.  Heiko  hopes  the  grievance  sup 
port  group  will  become  an  institu 
lionalized  program  at  UMass  and  last 
long  after  he  has  left 

The  grievance  support  group  will 
hold  its  third  meeting  tonight  at  7 
p.m  in  room  902  of  the  Campus 
Center  Students  seeking  support  are 
encouraged  to  attend 


In  the  line  of  fire 


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Thursday.  Oct.  20 

Meeluig  I.. in;f  Survival  Group 
for  those  who  huvc  MitUrtil  kivv. 
Campus  Cenier,  UMuns,  '  p  in 

Mulii- Arii  —  Arts  Council. 
ARTeVl-NTius  at  the  maze.  UMass. 
located  at  the  ~i.uiium  slop  of  the 
PVTA  Campus  .Shiiiik' 

Mecling  -  Bisi'Mial  R.ip  Ciioup. 
4lh  floor  lounge.  Mar\  I  \i'n  Mouse. 
Nonheasl,  UMass.  7:  >U  p  m  lu  4  p.m. 

Film      —     Fjntd^tu      (.  mcmu 
Legends.  M\ihs.    \i!\iii:uri's.  Ilerter 
Hall  227,  UMass,  Tree,  7  U)  p.m. 

Sympusitdm  —  "The  i)  \  Simpson 
Case:  A  Dcconstruction  ol  I  egul  and 
Media  Issues,"  Main  Lctiure  Hall, 
HC.  7:iOp,m. 

Assembly  —  Massaehuselis  Society 
of  Professors  General  Assembls,  |ini 
Braude  will  be  speaking,  Siudeni 
Union  Ballroom,  L'Mjss.  4  p  ni. 

Friday.  Oct.  21 

Lecture  —  Visiting  Letiurer  Series 


in  Geology.  Morrill  Science  Cenier 
room  131.  UMass,  3:30  p.m. 

Lecture  —  "Gendered  Social 
Knowledge:  Domestic  Discourse,  lane 
Addams  and  the  Possibilities  of  Social 
Science."  Neilson  Library  Browsing 
Room.  Smith  College,  4: 1 5  p,m. 

Film  —  Nazarin.  Wright  Hall  audi- 
torium, Smith  College,  free,  show 
times:  7  p.m.  and  '^  p.m. 

Community  —  Rub  Shoulders  with 
Royalty  —  The  Shabbat  Queen  is 
here.  Chabad  House,  7  p.m. 

Film  —  Treasure  of  the  Sierra 
Madre.  Campus  Center  Theater, 
Amherst  College.  $1.75.  show  times: 
7:30  p.m.  and  10  p.m. 

Dance  —  Shapiro  and  Smith 
Dance         Company,  Bowker 

Auditorium.  UMass.  8  p.m.,  ticket 
information:  545-251 1. 

Theater  —  The  Swan.  Fayerweather 
Studio,  Amherst,  free,  8  p.m. 

Movie  —  The  Rocky  Horror 
Picture  Show.  UMass  Campus  Cenier 
Auditorium,  show  limes:  7  p.m.,  9 
p.m.  and  1 1  p.m. 


Meeting  —  The  Alliance  Christian 
Fellowship.  Dave  Crosby  will  be 
speaking  on  the  topic  of  Godly  char 
acter.  Campus  Center,  7  p.m 

S«lurday,  Oct,  22 

Music  —  Swing  and  ballroom 
dance  with  'Swingiime,"  Florence 
Community  Center.  Pine  Street,  8:30 
p.m.,  $7  admission. 

Music  —  Benefit  for  Amherst's 
Open  Pantry.  Bulterfield  Basement,  8 
p.m.,  $3  and  two  cans  of  food 
Bands:  Chisel.  Radio  To  Saturn.  Van 
Pelt.  Showcase  Showdown  and  The 
Gutters, 

Volunteers  —  Make-a-difference 
day  to  help  non-profit  agencies 
across  Hampshire  County,  informa- 
tion: 545-J368. 

Music  —  luilliard  String  Quartet. 
Bowker  Auditorium.  UMass,  8  p.m. 

Theater  —  Ladies  on  the  Couch. 
Hampden  Theater.  UMass.  8  p.m.. 
information:  545-4824. 

Film  —  Brigadoon,  Gamble 
Auditorium.  MHC,  show  times:  7 


p.m.  and  9  p.m.,  $2. 

Lecture  —  "How  We  Fixed  the 
Hubble  Space  Telescope."  Mead, 
Stirn  Auditorium.  Amherst  College, 
free.  3  p.m. 

Sunday,  Oct.  21 

Film  —  Adam's  Rib,  Smith 
College,  free,  showtimes:  2  p.m.  and 
4  p.m. 

Music  —  HC  Chorus  performs 
Bach  Cantatas  140  and  79,  Grace 
Church,  Amherst  Town  Common, 
free,  3  p.m. 

Reading  —  Gallery  of  Readers. 
Neilson  Library  Browsing  Room, 
Smith  College,  4  p.m. 

Music  —  Dave  Alvin  and  the 
Guilty  Men.  Campus  Center 
Frontroom,  Amherst  College,  8  p.m. 

Music  —  Massachusetts  Chamber 
Players  and  Sussman,  Bezanson 
Recital  Hall.  UMass.  8  p.m.,  informa- 
tion: 545-2511. 

Special  Event  —  Inauguration  of 
Tom  Gerety,  Frost  Library  Steps. 
Amherst  College,  noon. 


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states  that  the  University  cannot  per- 
mit access  to  a  student's  educational 
records.  If  this  amendment  is  broken, 
the  University  could  be  cut  from  fed- 
eral funding. 

Steven  Satell,  a  source  quoted  in 
the  Globe  who  was  identified  as  a 
former  tutor  for  the  basketball  play- 
ers, was  unavailable  for  comment. 

Satell  told  the  Globe  "the  pressures 
of  big-time  basketball  at  UMass  have 
gradually  pushed  academics  aside." 

Satell  formerly  worked  with  a 
UMass  group.  Bridging  Worlds, 
which  helps  troubled  high  school  stu- 
dents in  Springfield  and  formerly  had 
an  office  in  the  New  Africa  House. 

The  Collegian  went  to  where  his 


office  formerly  was  located  and  was 
told  he  no  longer  works  in  the 
department. 

The  phone  number  listed  with  the 
student  directory  for  Satell  was  incor- 
rect. His  address  listed  in  the  student 
phone  book  was  also  incorrect,  and 
he  is  not  listed  in  the  Amherst  direc- 
tory services. 

"There  was  a  general  feeling  that  it 
was  unfortunate  that  private  informa- 
tion was  reported."  said  University 
S[X)keswoman  Karin  Sherbin. 

The  Collegian  attempted  to  find 
the  number  of  students  throughout 
the  University  who  are  currently  on 
academic  probation,  but  Sherbin  said 
those  figures  were  not  yet  available. 


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Celebration  to  mark  the  return  of  the  Maze 


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Collegian  Slolf 


A  plentiful  bounty  of  fresh  apple  cider  and  crisp 
apples  will  be  enjoyed  today  during  the  re-opening 
celebration  of  the  University  of  Massachusetts 
meadow  Maze. 

Bulb  planting,  resowing  wildflower  seeds  and 
musical  performances  will  all  be  a  part  of  today's 
artEventivcs  celebration  dedicated  to  the  restora- 
tion of  the  Maze.  ArtEventives  programs  are  sup- 
ported by  the  Arts  Council  and  present  perfor- 
mances at  public  sites  and  courtyards. 

Presently  located  at  the  stadium  stop  of  the 
Southbound  PVTA,  the  maze  has  been  a  popular 
public  art  site  enjoyed  by  University  students  and 
the  general  public  since  its  original  creation  in 
1978. 

With  its  most  recent  closing  in  1993,  members 


of  the  Physical  Plant  and  the  Arts  Council  have 
been  involved  in  a  year-long  restoration  program 
of  the  art  site. 

"We  had  closed  it  for  a  year  because  it  was 
unsafe."  said  program  coordinator  of  the  Arts 
Council,  Marlene  Housner. 

Over  the  past  summer,  members  of  the  Physical 
Plant  kept  busy  working  on  the  installation  of  a 
new  link  chain  structure,  wood  floors,  benches  and 
stone  boulders  for  the  maze. 

Members  of  the  Arts  Council  and  student  volun- 
teers worked  to  redo  the  landscape  in  the  areas  sur- 
rounding the  site  and  plant  wild  flower  seeds. 

Housner  said  tomorrow's  bulb  planting  activities 
virill  allow  students  to  enhance  the  appearance  of 
the  public  art  site. 

Throughout  the  afternoon,  student  volunteers 
will  have  the  opportunity  to  plant  over  400  bulbs 
and  resow  wild  flower  seeds  planted  earlier  in  the 


year  by  member*  of  the  Arts  Council. 

"Wc  want  students  to  be  involved  in  the  bulb 
planting."  Housner  said. 

Beginning  at  3:50  p.m..  a  musical  collaboration 
entitled,  "Flutes  on  the  Meadow,"  will  feature 
flutist  Gordon  Korstange  and  drummer  Rajesh 
Ranganalhan  of  the  group  Kirtana;  Barney 
McElhone  of  the  Bards  playing  Irish  tin  whistle; 
and  Hawk,  from  the  Nipmuc  nation,  playing  a 
selection  of  Native  American  flutes 

At  5  p.m.,  the  revealing  of  a  newly  installed, 
silk-screened  sign  designed  by  UMass  graduate 
student  Lori  Kissinger  and  faculty  member  Mike 
David.son  of  the  UMass  department  of  landscape 
architecture  and  regional  planning  will  lake 
place. 

"The  sign  will  serve  as  a  directory  of  the  maze 
and  describe  what  kind  of  bulbs  are  planted,"  pro- 
ject assistant  Neil  O'Brien  said. 


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Clinton  plans  to  head  to  Middle  East  for  peace  talks 


By  Barr/  Schweid 
Associated  Press 


WASHINGTON  —  President 
Clinton  condemned  the  bombing  in 
Tel  Aviv  on  Wednesday  as  "an  out- 
rage against  the  conscience  of  the 
world'  and  held  to  his  plan  to  go  to 
the  Middle  East  next  week  to  pro- 
mote peace  between  Israel  and  the 
Arabs. 

He  urged  other  nations  to  deny 
haven  and  support  for  those  responsi- 
ble for  the  worst  attack  the  city  has 
sustained  in  nearly  20  years.  In 
Damascus.  U.S.  Ambassador 
Christopher  Ross  urged  Syrian  for- 
eign ministry  officials  to  use  their 
'nfluence  in  militant  circles. 

"We  arc  casting  a  wide  net,  appeal- 

•,  to  friends  and  foes  alike,"  said  a 
Sc.ior  State  Department  official  of 
the  renewed  U.S.  campaign  to 
deprive  terrorist  groups  of  sanctuary 
and  unhampered  travel  between 
countries. 

Department  officials  said  Hamas,  a 

■  students'  reaction 

continued  from  page  1 

"My  guess  is  that  the  athletes  did  not  release  that  infor- 
mation and  that  someone  has  taken  information  against 
federal  law,"  said  Glenn  Wong,  chair  of  the  sports  man- 
agement department  and  former  interim  athletic  director. 

The  Globe  may  not  have  violated  the  law  in  terms  of 
producing  the  information,  but  there  are  some  ethical  and 
moral  questions  involved  in  their  use  of  it,  Wong  said. 

"I  understand  that  they  wanted  to  report  it,  but  they 
didn't  have  to  scandalize  it,  like  a  tabloid,"  luslin  Beatty,  a 
sophomore  education  major,  said. 

"It  is  a  matter  of  respect  for  people  and  their  grades, 
and  an  issue  that  should  be  taken  up  with  the  coach  and 
the  school."  Dan  Wilkes,  a  junior  Hotel  Restaurant  and 
Travel  Administration  major,  said. 

The  graduation  rale  of  student-athletes  has  improved 
tremendously  in  the  past  five  years,  and  the  University  is 
committed  to  increasing  those  rates.  University  President 
Michael  Honker  said  in  a  press  release. 


fundamentalist  group  funded  mostly 
by  Iran,  apparently  was  responsible 
for  the  bombing  that  killed  22  people 
and  wounded  48  on  a  main  Tel  Aviv 
thoroughfare.  "It  must  be  made  plain 
that  this  kind  of  incident  is  not  cost- 
free  for  Hamas,"  Secretary  of  State 
Warren  Christopher  said  as  he  added 
his  denunciation  of  "these  really 
hideous  acts  against  civilians." 

Iran  and  Syria  are  among  seven 
countries  the  State  Department  has 
identifled  as  supporters  of  terrorism. 
"You  can  conclude  that  we  have  reg- 
ular and  direct  conversations  with 
the  government  of  Syria  on  the  sub- 
ject," Michael  McCurry.  the  depart- 
ment spokesman,  said. 

However,  other  U.S.  officials  said 
Syria  was  not  being  singled  out. 
Hamas  has  support  throughout  the 
region  and  "we  are  asking  for  the 
help  of  government  leaders  every- 
where." 

Israel's  ambassador,  Itamar 
Rabinovich,  said  Hamas  "is  not  a 
Syria-oriented  outfit." 


"Iran  is  the  address,"  Rabinovich 
said  at  a  news  conference.  Sudan  also 
backed  the  group  in  the  past,  bui  the 
support  is  tapering  off,  the  ambas- 
sador said. 

At  the  same  time,  he  called  on  the 
Palestinian  authority  in  Gaza  to  dis- 
mantle Hamas'  structure  there  and 
said  Arabs  were  realizing  Hamas  was 
as  much  a  threat  to  them  as  to 
Israelis. 

Clinton  is  weighing  a  visit  to 
Damascus  as  part  of  his  trip.  His 
main  purF>ose  would  be  to  encourage 
President  Hafez  Assad  to  come  to 
terms  with  Israel.  When  they  met  in 
January  in  Geneva,  Switzerland,  the 


Syrian  leader  declared  peace  was  a 
"strategic  option,"  but  the  two  sides 
are  in  disagreement  on  territory. 
security  and  F>cace  terms. 

Clinton,  in  a  written  statement, 
said  the  bombing  was  "aimed  at 
destroying  the  hopes  of  the 
Palestinian  people  as  surely  as  it  is 
directed  at  the  people  of  Israel." 

He  called  on  world  leaders  to  con- 
demn the  attack  and  "ensure  that 
there  is  no  haven  or  support  for  those 
responsible." 

"Together  wc  will  ensure  that  the 
promise  of  peace  for  which  we  have 
worked  so  long  is  realized."  Clinton 
said. 


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meet  for  the  MOVE  program,  leaving 
some  men  untreated.    According  to 
Botkin.  state  funding  is  the  only 
answer  to  keep  the  program  going. 

Tom  Mitchell,  legislative  aid  for  Sen. 
Stan  Rosenberg  (D-Hampshire  and 
Franklin  counties),  said  that  Rosenberg 
supported  funding  batterer  treatment 
programs,  but  could  not  explain  why 
lobbying  was  unsuccesslul. 

"There  is  no  funding  for  these 
things,  and  there  should  be."  said 


Eugene  Shechan,  acting  chief  pruba- 
lion  officer  for  Hampshire  County 
District  Court. 

"The  slate  provides  funding  for 
drinking  and  driving  programs." 
Shechan  said.  "If  you  can't  pay  for  it, 
the  slate  helps  out." 

Botkin  said  he  could  not  understand 
how  the  stale  uses  the  MOVE  program 
as  a  court  mandate  so  heavily,  but  docs 
not  rtxeive  the  funding  to  service  all 
the  people  that  enter  the  program. 


Election  disrupts 
family  life 

The  Associated  Press  reported 
that  first  lady  Susana  Higuchi  of 
Peru  should  be  allowed  to  run  for 
president  against  her  husband. 
Higuchi  appealed  a  law  that  per 
mils  the  president's  immediate 
family  members  from  running  for 
national  office.  Higuchi  has 
moved  out  of  the  pwlace  and  said 
she  intended  to  challenge  her  hus- 
band, Alberto  Fujimoro,  for  his 
job. 

Trick  or  tacky 

A  battered  women  and  chil- 
dren's shelter  issued  a  "challenge" 
to  the  public  to  boycott  Halloween 
costumes  depicting  O.j.  Simpson 
or  Nicole  Simpson.  Women's 
blond  wigs  have  become  hot  sell- 
ers to  women  who  want  to  dress 
up  as  Nicole  Simpson. 

Fashion  statements 
speak  out 

Top  models  and  actresses  arc 
sporting  the  "Fashion  Targets 
Breast  Cancer"  T-shirts.  Helen 
Hunt  will  be  wearing  the  shirt  on 
the  Oct.  27  "Mad  About  You," 
and  the  cast  of  General  Hospital 
will  wear  the  blue  and  white  tar- 
get-design T-shirts  on  Oct.  21 
and  25.  Some  proceeds  go  to  the 
Nina  Hyde  Center  for  Breast 
Cancer  Research  at  Georgetown 
University  Medical  Center  in 
Washington,  D.C. 


A  lost  perspective 
leads  to  lies 

A  Claremont  woman  must  pay  a 
$50  fine  and  write  a  public  apolo- 
gy to  the  men  she  falsely  accused 
of  sexually  assaulting  her.  Brenda 
Hersey,  28.  concocted  the  story 
that  men  posing  as  police  officers 
sexually  assaulted  her.  Hersey 
claims  she  lied  because  she  did 
not  want  to  admit  to  her  boyfriend 
that  she  was  late  because  she  got 
lost  driving. 

Clark  conjures 
newkx>k 

Prosecutor  Marcia  Clark  has  a 
$180  new  look.  The  prosecuting 
attorney  in  the  0.|.  Simpson  case 
recently  had  her  hair  cut  by  Allen 
Edwards,  owner  of  seven 
California  salons.  Edwards  said,  "1 
think  she  decided  she  needed  to 
be  looking  at  herself  with  an  eye 
to  fashion,  she  thought.  Tm.going 
to  be  on  TV  every  day.'  She  came 
off  cutsicr  off  camera.  Not 
uptight.  She's  very  feminine." 

She  said... 

"I  think  this  trend  of  looking 
like  a  little  girl  who  hasn't  devel- 
oped yet  and  who  is  skin  and 
bones  isn't  natural,  except  for  the 
rare  few  who  are  bom  that  way." 
—  Penelope  Ann  Miller,  actress 

Quotes  and  stories  compiled 
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Steiffl  miy  lUU  bt  rislo{  trom  Uit  keys  ol  the 
Steiawiys  pUyed  tt  MtrvliDd  H«ll  Saturday  nifht 

Jill  pianisu  EUit  MirtaUs  and  Marcui  Kolxrti 
brought  ihcir  unique  itylet  to  Anoipoiii  and 
ihoroui;hly  deU|hted  a  hcalthy.siied  audience 

Thr  evening  started  off  with  solo  performances 
by  cjch  artist  Their  itylei.  which  at  limes  seemed 
worlds  apart,  then  merged  beautifully  for  the 
ircond  half  of  the  concert 

Mr  Marsalis  -  patriarch  of  the  jail  dynasty 
that  has  produced  Wynloo  and  Branlord  —  started 
off  wiih  two  covers  and  two  originals  As  he  played, 
his  easygoing  style  aad  complete  mastery  ol  the 
instrument  made  II  clear  why  he  haa  earned  so 
much  respect  from  fioi  and  colleagues  alike 

While  his  tons  names  may  be  more  recogr.ti. 
ble,  us  clear  where  their  laltnl  comes  from  *» 
chairman  of  the  Jail  department  at  the  Univcrtuy 
of  New  Orleans.  Mr  Marsallt  it  molding  a  new 
generation  of  )aii  players,  and  they  couldn't  be  in 
better  hands 

After  opening  with  Clifford  Brown's  "Joy 
Spring"  and  John  Lewis'  "Django,"  Mr.  Marsalis 
played  two  selections  trom  a  self  produced  album. 
"Syndrome"  Both  numbers  were  crisp  and  clean, 
and  feel  id  every  row  were  tapping  along  with  the 
beat 

Mr  Roberts  Uicd  Ut  the  crowd  on  fire  with 
"When  the  Morning  Comci,"  a  selection  from  his 
newest  album.  "Ai  Sereaity  Approaches. "  due  in 
record  stores  any  day  dow.  He  followed  with 
several  songs  by  jait  legend  James  P  Jobosoo 
Arkansas  Blues."  "CaroUoa  Shout."  "Fascina 
uoo"  and  'Keep  Off  the  Grau" 

The  crowd  was  daitled  by  his  performance  ol 
"Carolina  Shout."  as  Mr  Roberu  no  doubt  fell  they 
would  be  Alter  taking  a  bow.  be  admitted,  "Yep 
It's  very  dillicult,  believe  me  That's  what  you  paid 
your  money  lor  " 

A  much  younger  performer  than  Mr  Marsalis 
and  not  quite  as  relaxed,  Mr  Roberts  nonetheless 
played  flawlessly  His  accompUthmeoti  were  that 
much  more  emraordinary  when  coupled  with  the 
fact  thai  he  has  been  blind  suicc  the  age  of  4 

When  the  two  piaoUts  performed  together  on 
their  respective  planus.  It  was  pure  magic  Follow 
ing  I  Broadway  jam  lesslon  and  "The  Man  I  Love' 
by  George  Gershwin,  the  pair  moved  onto  anolh'r 
favorite  of  the  night.  "Lime  House  Blues  " 

Uk(  the  others,  the  piece  featured  i  Ateresling 
power  plays  between  the  pianists  They  alternated 
basi  and  treble  parts,  and  livened  things  up  with  a 
bit  of  improvisation 

They  followed  with  the  slower,  moodier  "Good 
Bye  "  by  Benny  Goodman,  wbicb  included  a  tome 
wbat  clattlctl-ioundlDi  lolo  by  Mr  Marsalis, 
followed  by  an  equally  enjoyable  solo  by  Mr 
Roberts 

Unfortunately,  all  good  Ibuuiv  must  crme  to  an 
end  Alter  songs  by  John  Coltrane  and  Randy 
Wtstoa.  a  standing  ovation  and  one  amaiing 
encore,  the  concert  was  over  But  II  was  apparent 
that  the  audieoce  gladly  would  have  listened  for 
hour;  longer 


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October  20 


To  celebrate  the  ReMaze... 

Maze  Interventions: 

Reclaiming  a  ( ampus 

Public  Art  Site. 

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3:30    6:30 

HcginniniK  with  the  musiial 

Mmnds  of  flutes  on  the  meadow 

with  (ioTiion  Korslanjte  and 

Ralr\h  Ranganathan,  South 

Asian  flute  and  drum,  Barney 

Mcf.lhone  of  •The  Hards" 

on  Ihr  Irish  tin  whistle;  and 

HAWK  (Nipmuil,  Native 

American  Flutes. 


3:30  -  6:30  "iiefore  the  Flrtt  Frc«t"  bulb  plantinx 

Vlantinn  and resowinx  of  wiUlfhimis  in  thr  meadow  of 
the  Maze.  Student  volunteers  needed  for  this  momentous 
planting  event  -  signup  before  or  lust  be  titett  to  partii  i 
pate. 

5:00  Itedlcation  and  appret  iatiim  of  this  KrMa/cl  fmhih  art 

site. 

All  throughout  this  artF.wntivrs  there  will  be  HcMaiing 
resfreshrnents  of  i  risp  on  hard  apples,  poppeil  ( om,  and 
cUer. 


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University  must  be  responsible 


Any  student  who  is  enrolled  at  this  University  is 
entitled  to  a  quality  education.  To  ignore  this 
right  is  irresponsible  and  sends  students  out 
into  the  job  market  without  the  skills  they  need  to 
make  a  living.  Student  athletes  are  often  expected  to 
forego  their  studies  to  play  games. 

Coaches  emphasize  the  requirement  that  their  stu- 
dents^ study  and  attend  classes,  but  athletes  often 
limes 'are  too  busy  to  do  this.  The  problem  is  that  they 
are  students  first. 

The  men's  basketball  program  has  turned  into  a 
booming  industry  for  the  University  in  a  very  short 
time  and  the  student  athletes'  concerns  haven't  been 
taken  into  consideration.  Instead  of  concentrating  the 
spotlight  onto  the  coach,  the  players  have  been  forced 
to  live  their  academic  careers  under  a  veritable  mictt>- 
scope. 

The  students  are  stuck  in  a  bad  system.  In  exchange 
for  an  education,  they  play  basketball  and  they  play  it 
very  well.  No  one  seems  very  concerned  with  their  life 
after  college.  A  lucky  few  will  make  the  NBA.  but 


those  who  don't  will  be  ill-prepared  for  the  task  of 
supporting  themselves  after  college. 

The  University  should  be  concerned  with  giving 
these  players  good  educations  instead  of  expecting 
them  to  bring  in  money  and  increase  enrollment  fig- 
ures. As  students  at  this  school,  it  is  their  right  to  get 
an  education.  The  basketball  program  will  do  the 
school  no  good  if  players  aren't  able  to  come  back  for 
the  spring  semester. 

To  allow  players'  grades  to  slip  below  the  academic 
probation  line  and  still  not  take  any  action  shows  a 
lack  of  responsibility  on  the  part  of  the  University. 
Why  wasn't  this  looked  at  before  the  grades  got  to  the 
level  they  are  at? 

What  the  team  needs  is  a  tutoring  staff,  fully  trained 
to  deal  with  the  unique  aspects  of  having  to  travel  and 
be  a  student  at  the  same  time.  The  University  shouldn't 
be  allowed  to  hang  these  students  out  to  dry  when  it 
comes  to  their  academics.  Above  all,  the  players  should 
have  the  same  rights  to  an  education  as  all  other  stu- 
dents. 


Violent  actions  of  the  enemies  of  peace 


Adam  Scott 
Roberts 


At  9  a.m.  a  crowded  bus 
exploded  in  the  heart  of 
Israel's  largest  city,  killing  22 
and  injuring  48  innocent  people.  The 
explosion  happened  on  Dizengoff 
Street,  Tel-Aviv's  busiest  street.  The 
bombing  is  the  third  such  incident 
since  Oct.  9.  when 
terrorists  opened 
gunfire  in  a 
lerusalcm  Cafe. 
Izzcdine  al-Quassam 
Brigades  —  the  mili- 
tary wing  uf  Hamas,  has  claimed 
responsibility  for  Wednesday  morn- 
ing's terrorist  attack  and  promises 
more  attacks.  A  released  statement 
by  Hamas  said,  'God  is  great.  God 
will  torment  them  with  your  hands 
and  the  hands  of  the  faithful.' 

Hamas  is  translated  into  English  as 
meaning  the  Islamic  Resistance 
Movement.  Their  charter  calls  for  the 
destruction  of  the  State  of  Israel. 
Hamas  is  destroying  the  hopes  of 
peace  in  the  region  for  the  Israeli  and 
Palestinian  people. 

Yesterday's  attack  was  in  retalia- 
tion for  the  three  Hamas  militants 
killed  last  Friday  in  Israel's  attempt 
to  free  Nashon  Waxman,  an  Israeli 
soldier  who  was  being  held  captive. 


Yasar  Arafat  has  condemned 
Hamas  for  the  kidnapping  and  murder 
of  Waxman.  Arafat  did  call  Waxman  s 
parents  and  told  them  at  that  time  that 
he  would  do  all  he  could  do  to  find 
thdr  son's  kidnappers. 

It  should  not  go  unnoticed  that 
Rabin  and  Peres  have 
indicated  that  Arafat 
had  been  helpful  in  the 
whole  process. 

Ironically,  on  the  same 
day  it  was  announced 
Arafat.  Rabin,  and  Peres  were  receiv- 
ing a  shared  Noble  Peace  Prize  award 
for  their  efforts  in  attempts  to  make 
peace  in  the  Middle  East. 

Arafat  condcnvied  Hamas  for  yes- 
terday's bombinf.  Despite  Hamas' 
recent  attempts  to  hinder  the  peace 
process,  Arafat  says  that  he  will  go 
after  Hamas,  the  kidnappers,  and  the 
terrorists  involved  in  the  Tel-Aviv 
bus  bombing. 

It  is  now  Arafat's  duty  to  his  peo- 
ple and  the  whole  peace  process  to 
condemn  terrorism.  Furthermore, 
Arafat  needs  to  do  more  than  con- 
demn such  actions,  he  must  combat 
them.  These  are  the  key  tenements  in 
his  declaration. 
Nashon  Waxman  and  the  22  other 


innocent  victims  did  not  deserve  to 
die  the  way  they  did.  This  is  why  U.S. 
policy  must  stand  beside  Israel  as  it 
takes  dramatic  risks  on  all  fronts  of 
the  peace  process.  The  U.S.  must 
support  Israel  in  all  of  their  efforts 
towards  making  peace  in  the  region. 

The  events  that  have  transpired 
over  the  last  ten  days  tragically  brings 
to  U.S.  living  rooms  and  the 
American  public  the  chaos  in  the 
region  that  Israel  has  had  to  face 
since  its  birth  into  statehood. 

It  is  Arafat's  duty  as  a  leader  and 
peace  maker  to  do  the  tough  things 
and  not  (he  easy  things.  By  going 
after  Hamas,  Arafat  will  show  the 
world  that  he  is  aggressively  seeking 
to  make  peace  and  that  he  will  take 
action  against  those  that  try  to  derail 
h.  The  United  States  and  Israel  must 
hold  Arafat's  feet  to  the  fire  and  must 
make  sure  that  he  takes  tangible,  visi- 
ble, and  measurable  steps  that  will  be 
tough. 

These  tough  actions  are  necessary 
and  are  the  fourtdations  in  supporting 
and  encouraging  peace  as  a  move- 
ment in  the  right  direction  of  com- 
bating terrorism. 

Adam  Scon  Roberts  is  a  Collegian 
columnisi. 


Fighting  the  urge  to  go  back 


Tom 
Akyali 


11  hits  me  when  I  let  my  mirtd  wander,  when  I  forget 
where  I  am  and  what  I'm  doing  here.  When  I  let 
myself  go  back. 
It  makes  me  tense  up.  When  I  get  it.  i  want  to  run.  I 
want  to  throw  two  pairs  of  jeans  in  my  bag.  grab  my  ATM 
card  and  buy  a  bus  ticket.  I  want  to  go  to  Logan  and  get 
on  a  jet  plane  to  anywhere,  anytime.  I  want  a  four-engine. 
550-seat  747  to  fly  me  across  the  country,  across  the 
Pacific,  back  to  where  I  was.  But  the  feel- 
ing only  comes  when  I  forget  my  mission 
here  at  the  University.  When  I  forget  why 
I'm  spending  four  years  in  the  woods.  Four 
years  away  from  the  civilizations  that  make 
me  think,  the  natural  beauty  that  leaves  me 
in  absolute  awe  of  how  much  our  planet  has  to  offer.  I 
feel  it  when  I  forget  why  I  subscribe  to  the  mental  stagna- 
tion of  learning  in  the  conventional  way. 

Photographs  can  bring  it  on,  letters  and  phone  calls  too. 
When  I  think  of  them,  their  uniqueness.  The  Japanese,  the 
Dutchmen,  the  Australians.  Portuguese,  Italian  and  of 
course  Taiwanese.  Us,  on  an  island  100  miles  off  the  coast 
of  China.  When  I  forget  my  mission  here,  I  want  to  go 
back.  I  need  to  go  back.  The  life  of  airports,  passports, 
visas,  customs,  stopovers,  layovers,  time  zones,  turbu- 
lence, hot  towels  handed  out  by  Asian  stewardesses  to 
Chinese  mothers  with  four  children,  none  of  whom  cry 
during  the  ihineen  hour  flight.  This  life  screams  to  me.  It 
needs  me. 

I  try  to  relegate  these  thoughts  to  the  sector  of  my  con- 
scious mind  that  deals  with  the  pest.  But  the  photographs 
fight  back.  In  the  three  years  since  I  left  the  Island,  I 
haven't  been  able  to  win  the  battle.  Friends  across  the 
nation,  across  the  ocean  remain  friends.  As  we've  all  come 
stateside  to  go  to  school,  we've  reacquainted  and  rede- 
fined. Spring  Break,  Christmas,  we  see  each  other. 


Doon*abwry  By  Gorry  Trudeou 


Reminiscing  about  being  fourteen  in  a  country  with  no 
drinking  age.  about  being  high  school  freshman  spending 
our  allowances  in  nightclubs.  And  about  the  difficulties  of 
coming  back  to  the  slates  at  age  sixteen  or  seventeen,  fac- 
ing restrictions,  being  treated  like  a  child  after  thinking 
you'd  finally  become  an  adult. 

It's  been  three  years  since  I  left  Taiwan.  Three  years 
since  we  stopped  traveling.  Since  we  settled  dovim.  I've 
been  back  now  as  long  as  I'd  been  gone, 
but  three  years  as  a  global  transient 
defined  me.  Memories  of  gliding  into  Hong 
Kong's  Kai  Tak  airport,  wondering  how 
the  landing  gear  stays  clear  of  the  hun- 
dreds of  towering  rooftops.  Meandering 
through  the  suffocating  streets  of  Bangkok,  sleazy  pimps 
imploring  us  to  step  inside  their  nightclubs,  loking  with 
the  elderly  supervisor  of  a  public  toilet  in  Singapore, 
whose  job  it  is  to  make  sure  you  flush.  The  Blue  Mosque 
of  Istanbul,  the  turquoise  waters  of  my  father's 
Mediterranean  hometown.  Witnessing  first-hand  the 
emergence  of  Budapest  from  it's  Communist-induced 
coma.  Five  star  hotels  on  expense  account,  frequent  flyer 
miles.  Housing  allowances,  cost  of  living  allowances. 
American  Club  memberships. 

For  now  the  University  is  my  domain,  and  I  fight  the 
urge.  I  plan.  I  save.  1  don't  renew  my  passport  because  I 
know  that  it  will  lead  me  away.  I  wait  for  the  day  when  I 
have  a  degree  in  one  pocket  and  an  airplane  ticket  to  any- 
where in  the  other.  On  that  day  I  will  educated,  liberated, 
young  enough  to  travel  aixl  old  eiKiugh  to  travel.  Daily  my 
itinerary  changes,  but  the  master  plan  remains  the  same. 
A  few  years  on  the  road,  a  book  of  observations  and 
adventures.  For  the  present,  however,  I  fight  the  urge  and 
try  to  get  my  job  done. 

Thomas  Akyali  is  a  Collegian  staff  member 


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Opinion/Editorial 


Public  displays  arerit  necessary 


They  were  suckin'  lace  in  the  middle  of  the  room. 
In  the  room  encompassing  these  two 
tonsil-divers,  there  were  approximately  one  hun- 
dred people.  A  century  of  spectators  there  to  witness  the 
two  horn-dogs  as  they  groped  each  other  in  a  fit  of  pas- 
sion. 

I  hate  public  displays  of  affection. 

What  I  mean  doesn't  periain  to  hugging  a  loved  one,  or 
putting  an  arm  around  someone.  I  don't  crucify  people 
who  are  affectionate.  In  fact,  I  like  affectionate  people. 
But  to  stand  there  amidst  a  collection  of 
people  you  don't  know  and  fondle  your 
mate  is  just  plain  annoying.  And  unneces- 
sary. And  obnoxious. 

I've  done  it  before,  and  you  have.  too.  at 
one  time  or  another.  Hell,  some  of  you  did 
it  together,  and  several  of  you  still  do  it. 
just  think  of  the  omniscient  view  of  your 
actions.  Think  of  the  show  you're  putting 
on  for  the  various  spectators. 

If  you  feel  the  need  to  get  romantic,  or 
the  juices  are  flowing  at  an  alarming  rate, 
shack  up.  Go  home,  and  do  it  there.  Or  get 
a  room  at  the  Friendship  Inn.  Don't  slobber  all  over  each 
other  when  strangers  are  prcseni.  God  bless  ya  for  the 
thrilling  engagement  of  affection,  but  if  you  ain't  going  to 
include  me.  try  and  refrain  from  the  necking  bit. 

Besides  PDA's  being  in  full  effect,  there  are  many  other 
public  displays  thai  I  have  wiincs.'scd  as  of  late. 

Public  display  of  clumsiness  —  When  I  say  you  had  to 
see  my  friend  slip  and  almost  fall  on  her  backside,  it 
means  I  will  not  be  able  to  explain  it  properly.  1  will  try, 
though. 

I  honestly  have  never  seen  someone  lose  their  step  so 
that  their  right  leg  wraps  around  their  head  —  and  still 
remained  standing.  It  was  like  a  Rockette  Mary  Lou 
Retton  who  was  a  black  belt  in  karate  finishing  off  a  per- 
fect-ten routine  in  a  gymnastics  competition. 

It  was  just  amazing.  The  speed,  the  grace,  the  beauty  — 
it  was  breathtaking. 

There  was  no  ice.  and  the  ground  wasn't  wet.  There 
wasn't  anyone  close  enough  to  trip  her,  and  it  wasn't  on  a 
set  of  stairs.  It  was  like  a  spasm  complete  with  flailing 
legs. 


I  just  wish  she  could  do  it  regularly  upon  command. 
Public  display  of  idiotic  action  —  The  guy  I  saw  in  a 
bar  this  summer  fits  well  into  this  category.  There  he  was, 
drunk  off  his  butt,  filling  out  a  karoake  slip.  He  thumbed 
through  the  booklet  only  to  find  what  he  wanted,  and 
spent  the  next  fifteen  minutes  boasting  about  what  he  was 
going  to  sing. 
The  guy  chose  "Baby  Got  Back"  by  Sir  Mix  Alot. 
But  wait,  it  gels  worse. 

Sandwiched  between  a  man  wearing  a  ten-gallon  hat 
singing  Lynard  Skynard's  'Sweet  Home 
Alabama*  and  a  woman  who  painfully 
tried  to  sing  "The  Rose"  by  Bette  Midler, 
this  guy  rapped  the  lyrical  masterpiece. 
The  crowd's  reaction?  Scattered  boos,  one 
clap  from  his  buddy  that  was  accompany- 
ing him,  and  silence  from  many  of  the 
patrons.  Oh  yeah,  except  for  that  one 
drunk  who  was  hurling  insults  at  the 
wanna-be  rapper. 

The  guy,  a.k.a.  Mr.  Mix  Alot,  began  to 

breathe  heavy  and  shake,  and  told  me  he 

was  going  to  smash  the  man's  face  in.  I 

nodded  my  head,  and  looked  up  at  him  as  he  said  this, 

and  I  noticed  he  had  a  cigarette  in  his  ear. 

A  lit  one. 

Public  display  of  embarrassment  —  For  me,  anyway. 
My  friend  David  and  I  went  to  a  Sting  concert  a  while 
ago.  We  were  running  to  the  car  after  the  concert  when  it 
was  dark  out,  and  the  parking  lot  was  dimly  lit.  Anyway, 
we  were  running,  and  David  didn't  see  the  curb  that  I 
jumped  over  smoothly.  David  came  down  hard  on  his 
ankle,  and  it  turned  out  he  broke  it. 

He  was  obnoxiously  writhing  in  pain,  stuttering  and 
complaining  about  the  pain.  He  stubbornly  wouldn't  let 
me  help  him,  until  he  realized  that  he  couldn't  walk  with- 
out me. 

There  was  just  one  small  problem.  The  concert  place 
was  about  40  minutes  from  home.  David's  car  was  a  stan- 
dard. And  when  it  happened.  I  didn't  have  my  license  yet. 
So,  he  had  to  use  the  clutch  with  the  foot  of  his  broken 
ankle.  Every  time  he  pushed  down,  he'd  cry  out  in  pain. 
Sorry  I  couldn't  help  you.  pal. 
Andrew  Bryce  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


Headline  incorrect 
in  story 

To  the  editor: 

How  does  the  Collegian  staff 
decide  upon  a  headline?  Monday's 
article  by  Anita  Snow  of  the 
Associated  Press  had  the  headline 
"Aristide  Supporters  Murder  Two." 
This  did  not  agree  with  the  article 
and  I  assume  was  not  written  by 
Snow.  Is  it  your  policy  never  to 
change  obviously  wrong  headlines? 
Or  was  the  headline  yours? 

Ion  Olson 
Amherst 

Column  prompts 
community  debate 

To  the  editor: 

Alex  Casas  wrote  a  wonderfully 
ignorant  article  for  the  Collegian  on 
October  17.  And  dcvpitc  what  the 
author  thinks,  he  actually  helped  the 
gay,  lesbian,  and  bisexual  community 


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For  that,  I  applaud  him,  as  any 
slightly  intelligent  person  can  see 
right  through  the  author's  homopho- 
bic rhetoric.  Articles  like  his  prompt 
public  discussion  and  get  issues  out 
of  the  closet.  Discussion  leads  to  edu- 
cation, and  education  is  the  GLB 
community's  biggest  ally.  So  thanks. 

I  believe  that  the  author  wrote  the 
article  because  he  is  scared.  He  sees 
that  straight  white  men  are  being 
challenged.  He  has  noticed  that  they 
arc  losing  their  exclusive  power  and 
authority  and  it  makes  him  nervous. 

Their  reality  of  what  used  to  be 
isn't  necessarily  what  is  or  should  be 
now.  In  the  past,  being  a  straight 
white  male  assured  many  privileges 
and  easier  living:  God  forbid  they 
have  to  work  for  that  now.  U  that 
oppression? 

David  Anderson 
Mary  Lyon 

Letter  doesn  V 
show  all  sides 

To  the  editor: 

I  am  writing  this  letter  in  response 
to  the  "Risks  exaggerated  in  recent 
story"  in  Monday's  Letters  to  the  edi- 
tor, written  by  Darrin  Shaffer  and 
Deborah  May  of  the  Gay.  Lesbian 
and  Bisexual  Graduate  Student 
Organization.  First,  since  point  of 
view  may  be  of  relevance  in  this  let- 
ter, I  am  a  junior,  student  of  UMass, 
philosophy  major,  and  personally 
open  to  a  person's  sexual  orientation, 
whatever  it  may  be.  So  in  retort  to 
thc'previous  editorial,  I  do  not  want 
my  point  of  view  to  conflict  with 
wiiat  I  am  abmit  to  My. 

1  would  like  to  answer  the  prvviinis 
letter's  question  of  would  I  "worry 
about  being  sexually  assaulted  by  dcs 
pcratc  men  unable  to  find  n  consent 
ing  partner.'  Before  nnsworJi\g  thii 
question.  I  wi>uld  like  to  rrstrtiiUiiT  il 
The  original  question  t%  n  lotiiplrx 
question,  referring  thai  men  iii  ihr 


bathroom  are  "desperate"  and  unable 
to  find  partners.  I  would  like  to  take 
this  out,  because  I  feel  that  any  man, 
desperate  or  "happily  married,"  could 
or  wish  to  participate  in  .sexual  activity 
in  the  bathroom.  Who  is  doing  the 
activity  is  irrelevant.  Now  to  answer 
the  question,  yes.  I  presently  worry 
each  time  I  use  the  stall  here  at  UMass. 

Wiiat  happens  if  I  am  minding  my 
own  business,  concentrating  on  finish- 
ing my  objective  in  the  stall,  and  from 
the  other  skle,  a  penis  came  into  view? 

Or  how  would  I  respond  to  a  situ- 
ation, where  I  enter  the  bathroom, 
and  upon  entering  the  area  I  am 
immediately  solicited  to  partake  in 
sexual  activity  with  a  complete 
stranger?  Lastly,  what  would  I  do  if  I 
were  using  the  urinal  and  I  abruptly 
hear  sexual  inoans? 

As  you  can  see.  |  have  avoided 
answering  all  of  my  questions.  Why? 
Because  I  should  not  have  to  be  put 
into  a  situation  of  answering  any  of 
them* 

I  should  have  the  right  to  enter  a 
public  rcstroom,  here  on  my  campus. 
and  use  the  facilities  with  no  fear  of 
sexual  assault,  semen  on  the  toilet 
seat,  a  penis  protruding  through  a 
'glory  hole."  or  sexuki  solicitation 

I  would  like  to  praise  the  adminis- 
tration here  at  UMass  for  trying  its 
best  to  stop  the  sexual  activity  in  ihc 
bathroom.  No  student,  myself  includ- 
ed, should  be  put  in  a  position  to 
respond  to  sexual  activity  in  the  pub- 
lic bathrooms  A  bathrvKim  is  for  per- 
sonal hygiene,  not  to  have  sex 

If  persons  would  like  to  experi- 
ence sex  in  a  public  rcstro«.)m.  then 
these  intercsll^j  persons  should  solicit 
the  UMass  administration  to  open  a 
publii  facility  thai  could  be  used  for 
thin  piirpoir  solely  However,  to 
Hssunii-  personal  liberty  and  lake 
mlviinliigi-  ol  inv  rights,  and  the  rights 
ol  (ilhoi  siiidrnti,  is  n»>l  fair' 

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Film  *  Music  •  Theatre  •  Lifestyles  *  Books  •  Art 


The  MassachuseHs  Doily  Collegian 


ITS  &  UVMG 


Thursday  October  20,  1994 


Weekend  Edition  •  Volume  CIV  issue  27 


^Pulp^  delivers 
a  masterful 
thrill-ride 

BY  Daniel  Pellegrini 

Collegian  Staff 

Quentin  Tarantino  has  finally  gotten  his  revenge  on 
Hollywood. 

To  be  more  specific,  it  is  a  vengeance  towards  the  soft- 
edge,  causeworthy  and  politically  correct  films  that  "win 
all  the  Oscars,"  as  Tarantino's  self-styled  character 
Qarcncc  from  True  Romance  puts  it . 

Sharing  the  joyride,  while  Tarantino  sits  back  with  a 
smile  and  a  nod,  are  the  bazillions  of  apostles  the  31 
year-old  filmmaker  herded  with  his  love  it-or-you-bum 
breakthrough  film,  Reser\-oir  Dogs.  His  fans  will  conquer 
any  living  movie-going  stereotype  around:  From  jocks  to 
film  geeks,  Gene  Siskel  to  Bill  Clinton,  Saddam  Hussein 
to  my  grandmother  —  Quentin  Tarantino  has  become  the 
hottest  thing  in  pop  culture  since  "90210."  Either  you  love 
him  or  you're  out,  it's  as  simple  as  that. 

Now  it's  time  to  steer  the  media  hype  aside.  Is  the 
almighty  praise  and  stirred  uprising  actually  justified?  Is 
this  video  store  graduate  really  as  good  as  his  image? 
Worthy  of  all  the  acclaim?  Or  is  he,  in  fact,  just  "cool." 
The  answer  is  both.  He's  obviously  got  the  'cool"  thing 
down,  that's  a  given,  but  he  is  also  good,  pretty  damn 
good.  And  the  proof  is  his  latest,  most  ludicrous  and 
no-holds-barred  pulp  collage  of  fiction  that  is,  of  course. 
Pulp  Fiction. 

Let  me  begin  by  saying,  and  this  will  hopefully  in  some 
way  validate  my  opinion,  that  I  was  not  too  long  ago  a 
Tarantino  pessimist.  I  first  saw  Reservoir  Dogs  as  an 
insulting  kind  of  pseudo-homage  to  the  Grand  Maestro  of 
slick  and  compelling  "in-your-face*  underworld  films, 
Martin  Scorsese.  There  were  too  many  blatant  similarities 
I  thought,  for  a  man  who  was  already  being  labeled  as  a 
"neo-  Scorsese"  to  call  Reservoir  Dogs  an  original. 

Taking  a  plot  that  would  undoubtedly  appeal  to  anyone 
who  admired  Goodfellas  (which  is  just  about  everyone) 
and  compiling  it  with  gritty  acting,  smart-mouthed  dia- 
logue and  a  hand-held  camera  I  thought  I  was  seeing 
Mean  Streets  twenty  years  updated.  Eventually,  though,  I 
look  the  film  at  face  value,  gained  a  respect  for  it,  even 
grew  to  like  it,  and  then  sold  myself  out  to  it.  It  was  either 
that  or  my  life. 

The  issue  at  hand  though  is  Pulp  Fiction,  a  film  that 
buries  any  of  Tarantino's  eariier  works  (including  that  col- 
lege thing  called  Natural  Born  Killers).  This  may  be  a  sick 
and  disgusting  thing  to  say,  but  if  it  is  possible  to  catego- 
rize this  film  into  the  closest  genre  that  would  take  it,  it 
would  be  the  genre  of  comedy.  Fiction  then  could  be  the 
funniest  —  not  the  greatest  —  but  the  funniest  film  to 
emerge  in  the  last...  1 7  years  (I  say  17  because  to  challenge 
Annie  llall  would  be  pushing  it.) 

The  fact  is  that  Pulp  Fiction  itches  all  of  our  desires  to 
unleash  the  dark  side  within  ourselves  and  lets  us  look  at 
and  smile  at  a  violent,  trashy  and  immoral  atmosphere. 
It's  sheer  hysteria,  and  for  the  first  time  in  a  while  a  film 
has  come  along  that  allows  us  to  laugh  at  offensive  subject 
matter  while  not  having  to  vk^irry  about  offending  anyone. 
It's  a  universal  nightmare,  an  unbiased  roller  coaster  ride 
of  a  film  that  targets  its  satirical  humor  on  every  "hap- 
pcnin'"  trend  to  hit  the  nineties  So  far  —  from  body  pierc- 
ing to  a  70'8  revival. 

You  gel  the  sensation  that  Pulp  Fiction  generates  within 
the  first  two  sequences  of  the  film.  It  begins  with  a  con- 
ventional Tarantino  diner  scene,  in  which  a  spasmatic  and 
British  Tim  Roth  is  almost  nonsensically  spurting  out  his 
ideology  on  the  art  of  robbing  to  his  girlfriertd,  the  covet- 
ed Amanda  Plummer.  After  Roth  convinces  her  that  hold- 
ing up  a  coffee  shop  would  be  more  unique  and  ecorwmi- 
cal  than  holding  up  a  bank,  the  two  stare  into  each  other's 
eyes,  share  a  quick  enamored  moment  and  a  kiss,  and 
then  shift  to  a  spontaneous  fury  as  the  two  jump  on  their 
chairs  waving  their  guns  and  screaming  —  at  the  diner 
and  the  audience  —  letting  both  know  what's  in  store  for 
the  next  two  hours  and  forty  minutes. 

But  Tarantino  doesn't  stop  there.  The  ending  of  the  first 
sequence  is  so  "bang-bang"  that  by  the  time  you've  help- 
lessly stretched  that  overwhelmed  and  awe-struck  smile 
across  your  face,  Tarantino  has  already  cut  into  the  film's 
opening  credits,  a  combination  of  sequences  so  bizarre 
that  it  deserves  as  much  attention  as  the  rest  of  the  movie, 
respectively.  The  soundtrack  that  runs  behind  the  credits 
is  this  sort  of  new-wave  flamenco  guitar  instrumental  that 
captures  the  distorted  intensity  that  flows,  from  start  to 
finish  throughout  the  entire  film. 

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^  Pulp  Fiction  itches  all  of  our  desires  to 
^  tujieash  the  dark  side  within  ourselves  and 
lets  us  look  at  and  smile  at  a  violent,  trashy  i 
and  immoral  atmosphere... it  jumps  at  you 
from  every  angle,  blinding  your  every  sense 
ar^d  restoring  the  word  "fun"  back  inttjy!^ 
night  at  the  movies.  —  DANIEL  PELLEGRINI  ' 


"What  seemed  fresh,  exciting  and  enter- 
jtmning  in  Reservoir  Dogs  and  True 
Romance  now  feels  gimmicky.  Tarantino 
seems  to  be  pumping  out  what  people  want 
and  expect  from  him  rather  than  going  out 
on  a  creative  limb...  Tarantino  may  not  be 
able  to  fulftU  the  promise  he  himself  hetp^l^ 


to  create."-^  JTON  LUPO 


BYJONLUPO 

Collegian  Staff 

I  have  always  been  accused  of  thinking  about  movies 
too  much,  being  too  critical.  After  all.  how  could  som«>ne 
not  fall  in  love  with  Forrest  Gump,  not  marvel  at  the  "dis- 
turbing" nature  of  Natural  Born  Killers,  or  yes,  not  even 
join  in  the  near-unanimous  critical  and  popular  acclaim 
for  Pulp  Fiction'} 

It's  pretty  easy:  Gump  and  Killers  were  just  plain  bad 
movies.  Pulp  is  belter,  bul  hardly  a  masterpiece.  It's  as 
himple  —  and  as  critical  —  as  that. 

Pulp  Fiction  is  a  good  movie,  make  no  mistake  of  that. 
Tarantino  creates,  for  the  most  part  dazzling  characters 
with  dazzling  dialogue  and  sets  ihcm  in  improbably  daz- 
zling set-  pieces  —  all  with  a  while-hot,  undisputed  air  of 
coolness.  It's  "one  hell  of  a  ride,"  as  one  critic  enthused, 
but  not  without  a  more  than  fair  share  of  bumps  along  the 
way. 

What  Tarantino  does  —  and  does  best  —  is  play  with 
genres  and  genre  cliches,  spinning,  deconstructing  and 
generally  warping  our  expectations.  Tarantino  did  that 
effectively,  even  superbly  in  Reservoir  Dogs  and  to  a  lesser 
exieni  in  True  Romance  (he  only  wrote  the  latter). 

There  arc  flashes  of  that  in  Pulp  Fiction  —  bul  they 
come  in  fits  and  starts.  Fiction  follows  three  intertwining 
tales  and  over  a  dozen  characters  through  a  two-day 
joyride  of  guns,  drugs,  money,  murder,  hit-men.  fall-guys 
and  femmc  fatalcs 

This  kind  of  sprawling  canvas  allows  Taranlino  to 
indulge  in  superfluous  monologues  (from  foot  massages  to 
the  altractivencss  uf  pot  bellies),  wild  characters,  random 
acts  of  violence  and  other  various  forms  of  decadent 
nihilism.  This  wide  world  is  where  Tarantino  thrives.  It's 
also  (as  one  finds  out  as  the  movie  progress)  where  he 
keeps  stumbling. 

When  Tarantino's  "on"  he  is  a  force  to  be  reckoned 
with  The  first  section,  where  Vincent  (John  Travolta),  an 
underwoHd  button-man,  must  take  Mia  (Uma  Thurman), 
the  wife  ul  his  boss  out  on  the  town,  is  a  prime  example  of 
the  best  of  Tarantino's  talent  It's  a  virtual  tour  de  force, 
from  the  set-up  at  a  retro  restaurant  to  the,  er,  piercing 
payoff 

Thurman  is  a  powerhouse,  from  her  mannerisms  to  her 
slinky,  cool  altitude  When  she  goads  Travolta  into  enter 
ing  a  twist  contest,  it's  like  entering  a  funky,  hilarious 
pop-  cultural  lime  warp  And  as  if  anything  could  top  this 
exhilarating  indulgence.  Taranlino  throws  a  killer  twist  of 
the  ploi.  kicking  the  film  into  a  white-knuckled  sequence 
that  manages  to  blend  horror,  suspense  and  nervous 
humor  into  one  unbelievably  kinetic  thrill-ride 

Then  that  sound  you  hear  is  the  movie  thudding  to  a 
screeching  hall. 

From  that  point  on.  Fiction  never  regains  the  furious, 
electric  momentum  of  the  first  sequence,  and  while  the 
film  picks  up  for  a  spell  in  the  last  third,  we've  first  got  a 
boring,  problematic  tale  halting  fulioft  and  accentuating 
Tarantino's  shortcomings 

Bruce  Willis  plays  Butch,  a  boxer  who's  slated  to  lake  a 
fall  (at  the  request  of  Marsellus.  Vincent's  boss)  during  a 
big  fight  He  decides  to  win  the  fight  and  flees  in  a  taxi 
(where  he  flirts  endlessly. ..wiih  Esmerelda,  the 
Columbian  taxi  dnvcr)  to  meet  his  obnoxious  French  girl- 
friend (Maria  dc  Medeiros)  with  whom  he  plans  to  run 
away. 

After  the  aforementioned  discussion  of  women's  pot 
bellies,  what  they  want  to  order  for  breakfast,  and  a  good 
night's  rest,  and  Willis  realizes  that  his  girlfriend  forgot  to 
pack  Willis'  gold  watch;  a  family  heirloom  Willis  needs 
So  he  ventures  back  lo  his  apartment,  where  he  knows 
MarselluH  and  his  thugs  will  be  wailing  Zzzzz 

It's  this  fruslraiingly  long,  frighleningly  dull  subplot 
that  drags  Fiction  down  An  example  of  bad  Tarantino  is 
the  set-  up  to  the  plot:  an  extended  monologue  by 
Christopher  Walkcn  explaining  the  significance  of  the 
gold  watch  to  a  young  Butch  It's  terribly  unnecessary, 
and  the  ensuing  punchline  is  lame  and  equally  unimpor 
tant  (Mia's  eariier  "Fox  Force  Five'  joke  accomplished 
what  Tarantino  tries  to  do  here  funnier,  more  cleverly. 
and  in,  like,  eight  seconds  II  takes  Walken  about  eight 
minutes  lo  ramble  on  and  on.) 

Not  only  is  the  above  »et-up  problematic  (in  the  way 
that  it's  a  complete  snooze),  bul  ihe  situation  that 
Taranlino  devises  for  a  slam-bam  conclusion  is  even  more 
troubling.  It's  where  Taranlino  goes  over-ihe-top  and 


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Edited  by  Tara  MK  Connelly 


Short  Cuts 


w  w  Quotes  of  Note  ^^ 

"Don't  knock  masturbation.  It's  sex 
with  someone  I  love." 

— Woody  Allen  in  Annie  Hall 


Woody  Allen 


™.ii*i<'''C™*'^ 


"I'm  not  like  jane  Fonda  or  any  of 
those  other  women  who  say  how  fabu- 
lous it  is  to  turn  40.  I  think  it's  a  crock 
of  [expletivel.  I'm  not  thrilled  with  it." 

—Cher 

"Working  with  Barbra  Streisand  is 
pretty  stressful.  It's  like  sitting  down  to 
a  picnic  in  the  middle  of  a  freeway." 

— Kris  Kristoferson 


People  and  Pop  Culture  in  the  News 


Don't  you  jusi  love  it  when  people 
with  no  moral  character  or  judge- 
ment get  elevated  to  god-like  status 
by  mindless  members  of  out  society? 

Well,  lohn  Wayne  Bobbit  is  certain- 
ly milking  it  for  all  it's  worth.  The 
Academy  of  Motion  Picture  Arts  and 
Sciences  opened  the  door  of  its 
Beverly  Hills  theater  to  premiere 
Bobbit's  skin  flick.  Shameful?  Well. 
the  screening  also  doubled  as  a  bene- 
fit for  run-away  children.  Nice.  But 
wait.  Bobbit  also  agreed  to  strip  at  a 
gay  bar  and  judge  a  transvestilc 
Lorena  look-alike  contest  as  well. 
He's  in  the  running  for  a  Noble  Prize 
for  idiocy. 

Big  trouble  for  you-know-who. 
Nicole  Brown  Simpson's  personal 


diary  was  just  exploited,  ahh  . 
released  with  some  not  loo  nice 
accounts  of  life  with  the  fallen  sports 
star.  Nicole  Brown  Simpson  The 
Private  Diary  of  a  Life  Inlerruplid 
was  snapped  up  by  reporters  within 
hours  of  it  hilling  shelves  Will  it 
damage  O.j.'s  reputation  or  do  we 
even  care  anymore?  Recent  polls  say 
nix. 

Ever  have  the  craving  for  a  tall 
frosty  mug  of  chocolate?  Whitbread 
Beer  Company  of  England  asked 
this  when  promoting  their  newest 
piece  de  resistance:  Fuggles 
Chocolate  Mild  (mmm).  The  choco- 
late flavor  is  supposed  to  be  light 
and  subtle  and  guaranteed  not  to 
make  you  want  to  hurl  at  first  sip. 


Tempting  isn't  it' 

Beetle  Bailey  ot  the  infamous  comic 
strip  Beetle  Bailey  (duh)  made  the 
Associated  Press  wire  by  being 
reunited  with  his  brother  Lois  (?) 
Builcy  Flagstone  of  'Hi  &  l.ois"  in  a 
recent  comic  strip  gimmick.  That 
sassy  AP!  Up  un  Washington,  cure 
for  major  diseasc^...and  Beetle  Bailey 
reunions,  wow. 

Happy  day  for  Kim  Basinger!  Her' 
appeal  against  New  Line  Cinema  won 
in  court  and  she  is  now  a  million  dol- 
lars richer.  Too  bad  the  bankruptcy 
stamp  lasts  for  seven  years. ..she'll 
have  to  hold  up  on  buying  another 
town.  Sigh. 

Beavis  and  Bullhead  may  have  to 
wail  for  their  big  screen  debut. 


Controversy  over  the  two  dorks' 
appearance  is  holding  back  final 
handshakes.  Creator  Mike  ludge 
wants  to  keep  them  cartoons  while 
Geffen  is  pushing  for  real  life  actors 
(as  opposed  to  dead  and  decaying 
ones). 

Marisa  Tomei  wants  to  elevate  her 
acting  ability  to  a  new  level  {Only 
You  wasn't  quite  Oscar  material). 
Her  next  stellar  performance  will  be 
as  a  Russian  lesbian  security  guard 
who  is  protecting  the  brains  of  Lenin 
and  Trotsky.  Tomei's  intellectual 
response.  "It's  going  to  be  fun!". ..No 
comment. 

Material  for  this  section  has  been 
complied  from  various  wire  and  news 
services. 


Editors'  Cuts 


Books 


Tom  Clancy    Video 


Backbeat    Concert 


Tori  Amos 


Tom  Clancy  is  one  of  those  writers  that  seems  to 
have  stock  in  the  New  York  Times  Bestsellers  list. 
Everytime  you  blink,  this  master  of  military  sub- 
terfuge has  another  book  hot  off  the  press.  One  has 
to  wonder  though  if  anything  is  left  to  write  about. 

I  recently  had  the  time  (?)  to  breeze  through 
Clancy's  Without  Remorse  and  began  to  gel  that 
sinking  feeling  something  wasn't  quite  right. 
Clancy  still  writes  with  the  same  clear-cut. 
no-nonsense  style,  but  the  content  was  tedious  and 
even  boring.  Same  old  situation  and  same  old  char- 
acters. The  plot  tried  to  tv^st  and  ended  up  knot- 
ted. 

The  book  revolves  around  Mr.  Clark.  CIA 
Special  Agent  and  his  first  beginnings  with  the 
agency  Although  some  moments  caught  me  and 
had  me  turning  pages  furiously.  I  was  constantly 
stopped  by  boring  passages  and  nonsensical  sub- 
plots. Unlike  Cardinal  in  the  Kremlin  or  Hunt  For 
Red  October  I  wasn't  riveted.  Hopefully  Debt  of 
Honor  will  bring  back  that  missing  element  I  first 
got  hooked  on. 

—Tara  MK  Connelly 


Essentially  expounding  on  a  pop-eulture  histori- 
cal footnote.  Backbeat  captures  the  early  days  of 
The  Beatles  as  a  knock-about  rock  group  known 
for  their  enthusiastic  riffs  and  boundless  energy. 
Smack  in  the  middle  of  this  entertaining  bio-flick 
lies  the  footnote:  the  relationship  between  a  young 
John  Lennon  his  best  bud.  early  Beatles  member 
Stu  Sutcliffe  and  Astrid.  the  woman  that  came 
between  them. 

Backbeat  explores  this  intriguing  irianglc  and 
surrounds  it  with  absorbing  period  detail  and 
atmosphere.  Couple  that  with  some  spirited  musi- 
cal numbers  and  you've  got  a  solid  evening's  worth 
of  entertainment. 

Ian  Hart  makes  a  remarkable  Lennon.  Stephen 
Dorff  Uudgemeni  Night)  plays  Sutcliffe  with  a 
golden  boy  streak  and  Twin  Peak>,'  Sheryl  Lee  is 
the  German  bohemian  who  lempis  Sutcliffe  away 
from  the  fab  four. 

Boasting  a  superb  soundtrack  and  brimming 
with  homoerotic  undertones.  Backbeat  proves  an 
entertaining  renter  than  delivers. 

— |on  Lupo 


With  the  release  of  Under  The  Pink  early  this 
year,  the  media  and  public  spotlight  on  Tori  Amos 
that  showed  signs  of  reaching  critical  mass  after 
the  release  of  1992's  Little  Earthquakes  finally  sur- 
passed the  boiling  point. 

And  tonight  will  be  no  different  as  she  arrives  at 
Smith  College  to  a  sold  out  |ohn  M.  Greene  Hall. 

The  one  word  that  has  possibly  never  been  omit- 
ted in  describing  Amos'  music  would  be  passion- 
ate. 

Little  Earthquakes  was  an  album  which  often 
times  could  even  be  described  as  disturbing,  focus- 
ing on  subject  matter  of  sexual  guilt,  relationships 
and  religion. 

These  straightforward  looks  at  life,  love  and 
other  feelings  continue  on  Under  The  Pink,  accom- 
panied by  more  of  the  unusual  melody  patterns 
that  made  Earthquakes  so  appealing. 

All  of  the  |}eople  fortunate  enough  to  g«t  their 
hands  on  tickets  will  be  sure  to  be  holding  their 
breath  from  the  time  she  takes  the  stage  to  the  final 
bow. 

— Mike  MacLean 


Mike  explores  annihilation  ofmoshing  at  social  events  everywhere 


Slamdancing.  moshing  or  crowd 
surfing,  call  it  what  you  will,  but  all 
of  these  activities  have  now  become 
an  integral  part  of  youth  culture  in 
America  today.  Ever  since  Eddie 
Vcdder's  leap  from  the  rafters  in  the 
video  for  "Evenfiow."  many  who  did 
not  know  that  such  activities  even 
look  place  at  concerts 
were  awakened  to  the 
possibilities.  But  along 
with  increased  interest 
in  these  things  came 
the  dovim  side  of  ovcr- 
exfwsure. 

I  myself  have  had 
my  moshing  experi- 
ences over  the  past 
two  years  since  I  turned  18  and  couki 
regularly  go  to  clubs.  Now,  I  am  not 
the  tallest  of  guys  on  the  face  of  the 
earth,  and  being  below  average 
height  for  males  has  had  it's  disad- 
vantages when  it  comes  to  various 
mosh  pits.  I  thoroughly  enjoy 
ska-type  pits  that  mainly  consist  of  a 
lot  of  bouncing,  and  very  little  vio- 
lence whatsoever.  But  it  is  some  of 
the  more  violent  pits  that  make  me 
think  I  must  be  a  masochist  for  even 


considering  entering. 

Besides  getting  covered  in  din  at 
Lollapalooza  '93.  I  have  had  my 
share  of  moshing  injuries.  At  the 
Stone  Temple  Pilots  /  Butlhole 
Surfers  concert  in  the  summer  of  '93 
I  walked  away  with  a  swollen  eye 
from  being  kicked  in  the  face  about 
four  times.  And  at  this 
year's  Lollapalooza. 
during  Luscious 
lackson.  three  crowd 
surfers  arrived  at  my 
particular  place  in  the 
crowd  at  the  same 
time.  Have  you  ever 
tried  to  hold  up  three 
teenage  guys  at  once? 
Well.  I  can  say  I  did. ..try  that  is.  it 
didn't  work  out  so  well.  At  the  pre- 
cise moment  they  fell  on  me,  some- 
one's head  cracked  me  in  the  back  of 
mine.  Do  you  want  to  know  what 
happened  next? 
I  was  crushed. 

But  my  stories  aside,  the  recent 
interest  in  crowd  surfing  has  made  a 
lot  of  people  eager  to  jump  in  and  try 
their  hand  at  everything. 
Unfortunately,  most  of  these  people 


have  no  clue  what  they  are  doing  and 
end  up  ruining  it  for  the  rest  of  us. 
There  are  certain  unwritten  rules  that 
have  to  be  followed. 

First  off.  you  have  to  look  out  for 
fellow  moshers.  If  soipeone  falls 
down,  you  help  them  up.  I  observed  a 
young  woman  at  Lollapalooza  this 
year  who  broke  her  ankle  because 
some  guy  wouldn't  stop  moshing  to  let 
others  get  in  to  pick  her  up.  and  she 
got  kicked  around  for  a  few  minutes. 

No  one  is  moshing  because  they 
want  to  die,  so  don't  try  to  end  other 
people's  lives.  If  you  and  a  few  bud- 
dies want  to  inflict  pain  on  one 
another,  fine,  but  otherwise,  don't 
assume  others  are  as  sick  as  you  are. 
Keep  it  to  yourself. 

Don't  gel  upset  if  you  are  six-feet 
tall,  weigh  200  pounds,  and  no  one 


wants  to  carry  you  around  for  more 
than  a  minute.  And  don't  use  that  as 
an  excuse  to  get  hoisted  up  there 
about  20  times.  Most  people  seem  to 
have  this  problem  with  touching 
sweaty  strangers  for  more  than  a 
minute  or  two. 

As  for  the  people  passing  others 
around,  it  is  not  funny  to  hurl  some- 
one smaller  than  you  a  great  distance 
just  because  they  arrive  at  your  posi- 
tion. Once  a  person  is  up  there,  they 
cannot  control  their  destination,  so 
don't  make  them  suffer  for  it.  People 
are  there  to  enjoy  the  music,  moshing 
is  a  bonus.  After  all.  would  you  pay  10 
bucks  to  just  mosh  .  . .  with  no  sound? 

Moshing  can  be  an  exhilarating 
experience  for  all  of  those  involved,  it 
is  a  way  to  release  frustrations  and 
enjoy  the  music  at  the  same  time.  If 


respect  is  given  to  fellow  moshers  it 
will  allow  everyone  to  have  a  sweaty 
good  time  and  even  get  some  healthy 
bruises  in  the  process.  Now  however, 
due  to  people  being  inconsiderate  of 
others  I  am  already  seeing  signs  at 
some  clubs  that  set  rules  for  moshing 
or  have  banned  it  altogether.  So, 
prove  the  media  wrong  when  they  say 
that  our  generation  is  apathetic  to 
everything,  and  start  by  caring  about 
each  other. 

Mike  MacLean  is  a  Collegian  Arts 
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A  look  inside  the  Arts  Council 

Funding  and  support  goals  of  longtime  campus  organization 


By  Tara  MK  Connelly 

Collegion  SfoH 


Art  is  a  form  of  cxpi^ssion  and  beauty  thai  can  be  seen 
evei^where  and  in  evci7lhing.  The  Arts  Council  at  the 
University  of  Massachusetts  knows  this  and  is  dedicated  to 
bringing  it  to  the  campus  community.  Marlene  Housner. 
program  coordinator  explained  the  goal  of  the  council. 

"To  bring  art  everywhere  we  can  on  campus,  and  to 
inspire  |and]  encourage  through  grant  incentives,  students 
to  follow  their  dreams.  To  let  it  happen  here  and  to  share 
it  with  everyone."  said  Housner. 

The  Arts  Council  originally  began  as  one  of  the  Fine 
Arts  Center  programs.  But  when  the  building  was  com- 
pleted, the  council  decided  to  branch  away  from  F.A.C. 
and  exist  independently  as  an  educational  outreach  center. 
The  Arts  Council  is  comprised  of  an  18-membcr  commit- 
tee. The  committee  is  a  mixture  of  undergraduate  stu- 
dents, graduate  students,  faculty  members  and  alumni. 

"Those  members  are  appointed  by  their  separate  .sen- 
ates. So.  I  have  six  undergraduate,  six  graduate  and  two 
professional  staff,  and  one  alumni."  explained  Housner. 
"Faculty  terms  arc  three  years,  alumni  are  two.  and  stu- 
dents are  annually." 

The  Arts  Council  uses  this  committee  to  then  determine 
a  number  of  things  such  as  beautification  projects, 
upcoming  exhibits,  and  awarding  of  grants.  Grants  are 
perhaps  the  most  important  function  of  the  council  in  that 
they  provide  financial  aid  and  counseling  to  anyone  who  is 
in  need  and  presents  an  art-based  proposal. 

"We  always  see  things  we've  never  seen  before.  So 
many  things  go  through  us  as  far  as  proposal  and  projects 
and  events  on  campus.  And  we  try  to  reach  out  even  far- 
ther than  what  comes  through  us  to  encourage  others  to 
come  in  and  provide  a  center  through  guidance  |and|  pro- 
ject design.  Then  eventually  the  proposal  goes  through 
grant  program  and  are  received  by  the  committee,"  said 
Housner. 

The  greatest  portion  of  the  money  is  ultimately  given 
out  to  the  University  in  these  grants  that  range  from  $150 
to  $  1 70  thousand  yearly. 

There  are  block  grants  and  single  events  grants  that  are 
distributed  to  over  50  cultural  programs  from  groups  such 
as  AHORA;  American  Indian  Students  As.sociation;  New 
WORLD   Theater;   Programs   for  GLB   Concerns; 


Department  of  Women's  Studies;  and  six  campus  gal- 
leries. 

"The  single  grants  are  the  smaller  portion  |of  grants) 
we  give  out.  but  we  give  many  of  them,  55  to  45.  in  six 
cycles.  And  we  advertise  them  a  lot."  Housner  said.  "We 
only  turn  people  away  if  there  isn't  any  art  component  to 
their  proposal." 

These  various  organizations  and  associations  use  the 
grants  in  a  myriad  of  ways.  Some  sponsor  lectures,  fund 
dances,  or  create  exhibitions  or  workshops.  The  council 
itself  uses  some  of  its  Public  Arts  Fund  monies  and  collab- 
orate with  the  Physical  Plant  Department  to  develop  and 
beautify  several  on-campus  projects. 

Their  award-winning  "William  Smith  Clark  Memorial" 
received  merit  status  in  the  design  category  from  the 
American  Association  of  Landscape  Architects  in 
November  1993.  In  May  1995  the  council  planted  the 
"Helen  Curtis  Cole  Commemorative  Garden."  They  also 
moved  the  "Civility  Memorial"  to  the  Student 
Union/Campus  Center  interior  courtyard.  The  council 
also  refurbished  the  'Hampden  Court  Sculpture  Garden" 
in  Southwest.  This  year  the  Art  Council  sponsored  an 
Autumnal  Early  Evening  affair  at  two  campus  gardens. 

Housner  believes  that  a  lot  of  the  arts  that  is  being  dis- 
played today  can  be  classified  as  informational  art. 
Universal  issues  such  as  environment,  society  and  such 
are  being  expressed  through  many  techniques. 

"Art  is  a  universal  language  people  from  many  different 
backgrounds  and  values  can  relate  to.  It's  a  more  instinc- 
tual response  I  would  think."  Housner  said. 

The  most  recent  project  that  the  council  is  working  on 
is  the  remaking  of  the  Maze  by  Southwest.  The  Maze  was 
first  installed  as  a  temporary  part  of  the  University 
Gallery's  public  art  and  was  designed  by  A.  Richard 
Flichner.  It  deteriorated  and  the  Physical  Plant  built  the 
next  one.  The  council  then  took  it  on  as  part  of  its  mainte- 
nance of  public  art  on  campus.  The  council  moved  not 
just  to  fix  it  but  make  it  better  so  people  would  visit  it  and 
respect  it  as  well.  The  council  and  volunteers  planted 
vines  to  climb  the  chain  link  and  also  planted  various 
bulbs. 

On  Oct.  20.  beginning  at  5:50  p.m.  the  Arts  Council 
will  celebrate  the  reopening  of  the  Maze.  There  will  be 
music  by  Gordon  Korstange  and  Rakesh  Ranganathan, 
South  Asian  flute  and  drum:  Barney  McElhoum  on  the 


COU«TIS»  «fS  COUNCIl 

The  artEventive  in  the  Civility  Courtyard  is  just  one  of  the  many  things  that  the  UMass  Arts  Council  sponsors. 


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tionally  acclaimed  luilliard  String 
Quartet  will  be  performing  works 
by  Paul  Hindemith.  Ludwig  van 
Beethoven  and  Bcia  Bartok 

Led  by  original  member  and  vio- 
linist Robert  Mann,  this  three-time 
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and  recipient  of  both  the  Grand 
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Achievement,  should  do  nothing 
less  than  impress  the  ear  of  the 
casual,  and  devout,  listener. 

Performing  in  all  four  comers  ol 
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Boston  to  the  concert  halls  ol 
Europe,  this  quartet-in-residence 
has  established  a  legitimacy  toward 
the  influence  and  broadness  ,>i 
American-based  classical  music 

Since  the  age  of  music  during 
and  prior  to  the  Baroque  period. 
Europe  has  been  considered  the 
"hub"  of  this  genre  of  ephemeral 
compositions.  Prom  the  period  ul 
the    Romantics    (not    the    ruck 


group),  and  beginning  with  the 
lime  of  the  transcendentalist  move- 
ment ol  the  mid-Hth  century,  the 
American  cultural  sphere  has 
attempted  to  strike  out  on  its  own. 

Established  in  1946.  in  conjunc- 
tion with  their  residence  at  The 
luilliard  School,  this  Sony  Classical 
recording  quartet  has  finally  begun 
to  set  a  standard  from  where  other 
American  artists  can  strive  for. 
Working  off  a  base  of  nearly  550 
different  works,  which  mixes  the 
standards  of  Mozart.  Haydn  and 
Dvorak  with  more  than  200  pieces 
written  by  20th  century  American 
composers,  diversity  and  clarity  of 
performance  is  what  they  hang 
ihcir  banner  on. 

Teaming  up  with  original  member 
Mann  arc  three  other  musicians  of 
impeccable  credentials.  Emphasizing 
I  he  aspects  of  being  both  American 
lx>ni  and  trained.  |oel  Smirnoff  (sec- 
ond violin).  Samuel  Rhodes  (viola), 
and  loci  Kroshnick  (cello)  all  have 
paid  their  dues  in  this  field. 

Smirnoff,  the  newest  member  to 
this  quartet,  attended  the  luilliard 
School  and  was  a  member  of  the 
Boston  Symphony  Orchestra  for  six 


years.  A  faculty  member  at  nearby 
Tanglewood.  Rhodes  has  per 
formed  on  numerous  occasions  ai 
Carnegie  Hall  and  premiered  lor 
the  world  works  by  both  Milton 
Babbitt  and  Arthur  Weisberg 
Kroshnick  has  played  live  at  the 
likes  of  places  as  New  York's  Weill 
Recital  Hall.  Symphony  Space  and 
the  Miller  Theatre. 

Quality  and  standing-room-i)nlv 
concerts  follow  this  quartet,  from 
renditions  of  Bach's  Art  of  tin-  Itit^ur 
to  lohn  Harbison's  "The  Rcwaking." 
they  leave  distinct  impressions  whcr 
ever  they  perfonn.  Inducted  into  the 
Hall  of  Fame  of  the  National 
Academy  for  Recording  Artists  in 
1986.  they  will  bring  that  experience 
to  an  area  that  has  the  ability  lo 
appa-ciate  them  that  much  more 

Tickets  for  the  perforrrtamv  this 
Saturday  night  at  Houkir 
Auditorium  are  S23  and  $18.  uiih 
half  price  tickets  available  fur  liir 
College  students.  Tickets  for  chil 
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had  an  exhibit  at  the  Burnett  Gallery  in  Amherst),  sees  the 
future  of  the  Arts  Council  a.s  a  positive  one 

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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Buchanan,  Richter  and  medicine  deliberated 


Like  c\cr\  ulhcr  J\  junkif  in  ihc 
world.  I  spcnl  mos(  of  last  week  frel- 
ling  over  ihc  uncertain  future  of 
America's  best-loved  talk  show  side- 
kick "late  Night's  Andy  Richter. 
We've  all  heard  about  the  dark  cloud 
that's  hung  over  Cuniin  O'Brien  late- 
ly, with  rumors  living  that  his  days  as 
host  may  be  numbered. 

But  the  oullot>k  looks  equally  dis- 
astrous for  .Andy,  v^hich  is  the  cause 
v>r  my  civ^n  personal  distress,  I  mean, 
Andy  Richicr  is  like  ticorge  on 
-Seinfeld"  —  Ixjth  represent  the  inse- 
cure, bumbling  outsiders  within  all  of 
us.  If  either  of  them  were  ever  elimi- 
nated by  the  television  industry  and  I 
was  denied  these  meaningful  repre- 
sentatives of  the  human  struggle  for 
acceptance  .  .  .  well.  I  just  can't  even 
think  of  the  condition  my  life  would 
be  in  then.  Even  my  mother  agrees, 
nothing  would  be  the  same. 

When  I  wasn't  worrying  about  that 
stuff,  I  watched  a  fair  number  of  pret- 
ty mediocre  sitcoms.  There  were  a  lot 
of  unbelievable  moments  in  CBS" 
'The  I  ivc  Mrs.  Buchanans."  about  the 
wives  and  mother  of  four  unseen  (but 
constantly  referred  to)  brothers.  Here 
are  a  few  especially  ridiculous  high- 
lights faim  last  week's  show: 

L  The  absurd  discovery  by  all  four 
wives  that  their  wedding  rings  are 
fakes. 

2.  The  equally  absurd  confession 
from  Mother  Buchanan  that  she  was 
the  one  who  bought  all  the  rings  in 


order  to  save  her  supposedly  adult 
sons  the  lixjuble  of  performing  such 
an  unimportant  task. 

3.  Mother  Buchanan's  oh-so-mov 
ing  speech  about  how  buying  phony 
wedding         rings         for         her 
daughters-in-law  enabled  them  all  to 
live  happier,  more  productive  lives. 

4.  The  unfathomable 


On  the 
Tube 


H.   ine  uniatnomaoie   y 

absence  of  a  proper    / 

stoning  ceremony  for   r — 

both  mother  and  sons 

Buchanan  during  the 

final  credits.  Now 

that  would  have  been 

a  great  ending. 

Don't  even  ask  me 

what  the  Buchanan 

wives  thought  caused 

those  big  brown  cir- 
cles that  formed  on  their  fingers  six 

months  after  wearing  their  K-mart 

wedding  rings.  They'll  have  to  deal 

with  that  controversy  in  the  next 

episode. 

I         also         watched         CBS' 

on-again/off-again  series  "Hearts 
Afire,"  and  after  come  careful  consid- 
eration 1  decided  that  even  though 
Suzanne  Somers  (of  Thighmaster 
mania  and  ABC's  "Step  by  Step")  is 
more  famous,  |ohn  Ritter  does  have 
the  belter  sitcom.  I  can  sympathize 
with  Suzanne  Somers  —  she's  really 
had  to  pay  the  price  for  her  celebrity. 
I  mean,  it's  been  more  than  a  decade 
since  the  demise  of  "Three's 
Company"  and  she's  still  having  to  do 


that  .same  old  dumb  blonde  toutinc 
Although  I  must  admit,  that  seeing 
Somers  and  Ritter  again  on  the  miuiII 
screen  reminded  me  of  one  ol  iiu 
favorite  "Three's  Company"  episodes 
—  in  which  Chrissy  gets  a  couple  ot 
diz/y  spells  and  everybody  naturally 
assumes  that  she's  dying  of  some 
strange  disease.  Bui 
it  turns  out  that  she 
doesn't  have  any  more 
brain  damage  than 
usual.  What  a  relief 

I  finally  saw  NIK  s 
new  hit  "LR".  And 
while  it's  not  as  dra 
matic  as  "Si 
Elsewhere."  I'l  as 
humorous  us    Tupper 


|ohn,  M.D.."  it's  ccrLiMils 
good  enough  to  top  off  the  neiwurk's 
still  strong  Thursday  night  lineup  So 
I  guess  medical  shows  are  back  in 
style  again.  An  interesting  bit  ol  triv- 
ia: one  of  the  doctors  current ly  star- 
ring in  "ER"  spent  last  seasun  Ian 
guishing  on  the  hysterically  bad  melo- 
drama "Sisters,"  so  that  guy's  really 
coming  up  in  the  acting  world. 

And  speaking  of  laughable  shows.  1 
still  haven't  gotten  over  the  lad  that 
CBS  cancelled  the  cheerfullv  silly 
celebrity  whodunit  "Burke's  Law."  I 
mean,  there  ought  to  be  at  least  one 
show  on  T.V.  that  has  the  guts  to 
bring  a  group  of  unrelated  famous 
faces  together  onscreen,  all  for  the 
sake  of  a  hilariously  corny  plot.  Which 


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"Love  Boat"  on  cable  the  other  after 
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a  less  succc-ssful  and  entertaining  cur 
rent  program.  They  could  replace  that 
Urkel'  show,  for  instance  Hut  that's 
lor  another  column. 

Back  to  "Love  Boat"  now.  I  per 
sonally  prefer  the  earlier  epi■^ode^ 
The  ones  taped  before  actress  I  auivn 
Tewes  was  abruptly  replaced  .j>> 
cruise  director  and  Gopher  began  to 
lose  his  youthful  good  looks.  Isaac 
the  bartender,  though,  maintained  his 
charm  and  wit  from  pilot  to  cancella 
lion.  And  actor  Gavin  Mu.l  cods 
comedie  genius,  of  course,  is  a  gi\cn. 
In  fact,  he  was  so  good  portraying  the 
lough  yet  tender  Captain  Slubing. 
that  MacLeod  has  continued  to  per 
lect  his  characterization  and  lake  ihe 
role  to  new  levels  of  meaning  —  as 
the  current  commercial  spokesman 
for  Princess  Cruises  He's  Irulv  a 
master  of  his  craft. 

By  the  way.  I  recently  heard  that 
NBC's  no-laughs  comedy  "The 
Martin  Short  Show"  was  being 
placed  on  something  called  'tempo- 
rary hiatus."  So  the  networks  are 
finally  listening  to  me.  Now.  if  they 
only  decide  to  take  the  rest  of  my 
advice  regarding  the  fall  schedule,  we 
might  be  seeing  more  of  the  "Love 
Boat"  than  we  ever  dreamed  pcissible. 
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By  Jormo  Konsanen 

Collegion  Staff 


SHAWM  COIWM  wHk  DAVID  GfAY 

Smild  College 
Oct  18 

Tuesday  night  past  the  pillars 
ul  |ohn  M.  Greene  Hall,  on  the 
campus  of  Smith  College.  Five 
College  area  fans  were  treated  to 
the  sounds  of  "lolk-angst"  by  the 
indelible  Shawn  Colvin,  and  her 
opening  act  David  Gray. 

It  was  a  ^ori  of  homecoming 
lor  nie.  This  was  the  first  time  1 
had  seen  this  melodiously  gifted 
lady  perform  live  since  her  first 
major  tour  in  1989.  after  her  first 
release  Steady  On.  Needless  to 
say.  I  was  not  disappointed. 

Irom  her  opening  song  "lake," 
the  wondrous  vocal  range,  and 
charismatic  sense  of  humor,  she 
possess  was  extremely  evident 
throughout  the  evening's  reper- 
toire. From  joking  around  with 
her  guitarist  Stewart  Smith  on  a 
mock  Barbra  Streisand-Neil 
Diamond  duet  to  the  soft,  sensu- 
al tones  of  "Object  Of  My 
Affection."  the  skilled  on-stage 
presence  of  Colvin  could  not 
help  but  shine  through  on  this 


dark,  rainy  night. 

The  clarity  and  tone  of  her 
own  unique  song  writing  style 
was  helped  vociferously  by  her 
supporting  cast  of  Smith,  and 
bassist  Larry  Klein.  Switching 
from  his  Fender  Stratocaster  to 
hollow  bodied  acoustic 
Telccaster  in  the  course  of  the 
set.  Smith's  textually  astute  fin- 
ger-picking and  laid  back  leads 
did  nothing  but  accentuate  the 
flow  of  conversation-like  singing 
done  so  well  by  Colvin. 

Supreme  musicianship  on 
Colvin's  pan  was  also  witnessed. 
Nonchalantly,  right  before  the 
beginning  of  a  song,  she  changed 
the  key  to  a  lower  range  because 
of  its  similarity  to  the  tune  per- 
formed right  before  it.  Before 
the  amazed  eyes  of  the  audience, 
she  adjusted  to  the  new  range 
and  continued  with  the  set. 

As  the  night  went  on.  the 
breakdown  of  folk  music  stereo- 
types continued  with  her  own 
compositions,  and  the  interpreta- 
tions of  other  songwriter's  mate- 
rial that  encompass  her  new 
release  Cover  Girl.  Featuring 
songs  written  by  the  bluesy 

Turn  to  COLVIN.  page  10 


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Thursday,  October  20,  1994  /  Page  9 


Pavement  show  full  of  'Gold  Sounds' 


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0C(  (fl,  1994 

Anticipation  was  high,  the  final  show  on  Pavement's 
highly  touted  150  date  tour.  And  while  indie-rock's 
favorite  sons  have  successfully  secured  their  reputation  as 
an  erratic  live  act.  there  was  indeed  a  hint  of  excitement 
for  the  unexpected  running  through  the  air  at  the  Amherst 
College  Campus  Center  Fromroom. 

For  the  last  year  Pavement  have  cleveriy  fooled  with  the 
notion  of  being  "rock  stars."  always  keeping  their  critics  as 
well  as  audiences  guessing.  After  their  surreal  stint  on  "The 
Tonight  Show"  in  which  the  band  mockingly  shambled 
through  a  sloppy  rendition  of  their  big  "hit  single"  with  that 
"I  know  something  you  don't"  grin  plastered  on  their  face. 
it  was  clear  these  guys  were  not  going  to  give  any  clear-cut 
answers.  That  was  what  made  Pavement's  final  perfor- 
mance in  the  Valley  so  interesting:  for  the  first  time  the 
boys  seemed  like  a  proper  rock  band.  Well,  sort  of. 

Unlike  last  spring  when  the  band  brought  their  cryptic 
brand  of  pop  to  Pearl  Street  Nightclub  in  Northampton 
and  played  a  set  (much  to  the  dismay  of  a  large  part  of  the 
audience)  largely  made  up  of  new,  unheard  songs,  this 


time  it  was  all  known  hits. 

The  show  started  off  on  an  obscure  note  with  "Heckler 
Spray."  a  minute-long  instrumental  from  their  W'fsliHg 
compilation,  but  then  dived  into  a  generous  helping  from 
their  latest  release  Crooked  Rain,  Crooked  Rain,  much  to 
the  over-anxious  crowd's  delight.  In  fact  the  goofy  instru- 
mental "5-4  =  Unity"  was  the  only  song  from  the  album 
left  off  the  set. 

Poppy  crowd-plcasers  such  as  "Cut  Your  Hair"  and 
"Gold  Soundz"  sent  the  audience  into  fits  of  moshing 
(hey.  they  do  it  on  MTV),  but  still  there  was  a  feeling  that 
they  were  playing  more  for  themselves  than  for  any  parlic 
ular  member  of  the  audience. 

Songs  sputtered  and  chugged  along,  threatening  to 
derail  at  any  given  moment  and  lapse  into  utter  chaos,  at 
times  only  held  intact  by  drummer  Steve  West's  solid,  but 
steady  beat.  Remarkably  enough  (and  this  may  be  their 
greatest  asset)  the  band  managed  to  successfully  juggle 
their  lackadaisical  yet  upbeat  attitude  with  some  rough 
around  the  edges  musicianship  and  still  come  up  a  win- 
ner. 

Whether  it  be  an  impromptu  homage  to  a  IcK'al  musi- 
cian, or  stopping  in  the  middle  of  a  song  in  order  for 
singer  Steve  Malkmus  to  teach  the  bass  player  the  right 
fingerings.  Pavement  still  proved  (even  at  their  most 

straight -forward)  their  unpredictability.  Full-Hedged  rock 

stars?  Close,  but  not  yet.  A- 


Shapiro  and  company  to  dance  at  FAC 


By  JonalKan  Ratcliff 

Collegion  Staff 


Diving,  rolling,  leaping,  Hinging 
themselves  across  the  stage,  one 
might  think  that  the  Shapiro  and 
Smith  Dance  Company  has  little  or 
no  regard  for  their  own  safety. 

This  could  be  true;  but  the  com- 
pany dances  with  such  supple  fluid- 
iiy  that  the  inherent  danger  is 
masked  and  coniradicl'.'d  by  beauti- 
fully choreographed  works  that 
effectively  blend  together  elements 
of  sarcastic  humor,  ingenuity, 
experimental  daring,  restless  energy 
and  incredible  athleticism. 

The  result?  Performances  that 
have  been  awing  audiences  across 
the  country  (as  well  as  in  Europe) 
since  the  company's  conception  in 
1985.  Danial  Smith  and  loanie 
Shapiro  (now  husband  and  wife) 
struck  out  on  their  own  after  danc- 
ing for  eight  years  with  the  Alwin 
Nikolais  and  Murray  louis  compa- 
nies. 

Since  then,  the  Shapiro  and 
Smith  company  has  received  numer- 
ous arts  fellowships  and  grants  for 
its  work;  and  works  frtmi  the  com- 


pany's repertory  can  be  found  in  the 
programs  of  several  respected  com- 
panies all  over  the  world-  from 
Vancouver  and  the  United  Slates  to 
Europe  and  South  Africa. 

The  Shapiro  and  Smith 
Company's  unique  brand  of  modem 
dance  exhibits  a  commitment  to 
uncovering  the  culture  which 
shapes  our  behavior,  and  a  desire  to 
reveal  the  presence  and  importance 
of  nonverbal  communication  in  our 
lives.  To  that  end.  they  choreograph 
works  about  real  people:  creating 
metaphors  of  trust,  loss  and  cooper- 
ation balanced  with  physicaliiy  and 
sarcasm.  The  company  addresses 
issues  that  range  from  safe  sex  and 
cross  dressing,  to  domestic  violence 
and  family  relationship. 

Modem  dance  is  perhaps  one  of 
the  least  appreciated  of  the  perfor- 
mance arts  (at  least  by  the  masses 
in  this  country).  There  appears  to 
be  an  air  of  mystery  surrounding 
any  dance  fomi  outside  that  of  the 
traditional  ballet  form. 

One  does  not,  however,  need  to 
be  an  authority  on  the  subject  to 
enjoy  a  modern  dance  perfor- 
mance, especially  one  the  likes  that 


the  Shapiro  and  Smith  Dance 
Company  promises.  Even  if  the 
symbolism  and  messages  behind 
the  dancing  are  ignored,  one  is  still 
left  with  a  lasting  experience  ul 
unique  and  creative  physical  move 
mem  which  will  at  the  least  enter 
lain,  at  best  provoke  a  new  think- 
ing about  the  ability  to  communi- 
cate powerfully  through  dance. 

The  Shapiro  and  Smith  Dante 
Company  hosts  a  lineup  of  dancers 
from  a  variety  of  backgrounds: 
Michael  Bennet  from  Florida;  Jeff 
Curtis,  from  Montana:  Kelly 
Drummond-  Cawthon  from 
Australia:  Gayle  Gibbons  of  New 
York  City;  and  Edward  Winslow 
from  California. 

UMass  and  the  Valley  area  have 
the  opportunity  to  experience  the 
art  of  Ihe  Shapiro  and  Smith  Dance 
Company  in  intimate  setting  of  the 
Bowkcr  Auditorium,  a  show  pre 
sentcd  by  the  Fine  Arts  Center, 

Shapiro  and  Smith  Danie 
Company  will  perform  at  UMasi's 
Bowker  Auditorium  on  October  21 
at  8  p.m.  The  ahow  is  sold  out. 
contact  the  FAC  ho.x  office  at 
545-i5  /  /  for  more  information. 


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Fiction 


c  onfinued  trom  page  6 

uvfr  his  head.  Ho  can'l  pussibly  begin 
lo  work  oul.  Id  alone  delend  ihe 
issues  and  the  presentation. 

Taranlino  places  Butch  & 
Marsellus  (don't  ask  how  they  got 
Kigether)  at  the  hands  ol  Zed  and  his 
Iriend.  two  siek  hieks  who  seemed  lo 
have  wandered  away  from  the  set  of 
Deliverance.  It's  no  surprise  that  Zed 
l&  Tarantino)  pick  Marsellus  the  one 
to  rape.  Imagine  the  movie  if  he 
chose  Butch  —  Bruce  Willis  for  chris- 
sakes  —  and  proceeded  lo  rape  and 
emasculate  him. 

But  no,  Tarantino's  more  interest- 
ed in  pushing  limits  within  the  genre 
only  lor  them  to  bounce  back.  Bulch 
pets  away  and  has  a  moral  moment: 
does  he  flee  or  help  Marsellus?  In  his 
best  Die  Hard  mode.  Butch  chooses 
his  weapons  (note  that  they  become 
more  and  more  explicitly  phallic)... 
and  it's  matinee  time  all  over  again. 

Tarantino  deflates  these  controver- 
sial issues  —  from  rape  to  masculini- 
ty to  male  power  in  general  —  by 
indulging  in  the  same  dopey  and 
naive  genre  cliches  he's  been  spend- 
ing the  whole  movie  trying  lo  sub- 
vert. Ending  it  all  with  this  taglinc: 
"I'm  gonna  gel  medieval  on  his  ass" 
is  extremely  telling.  It  shows  how 
Tarantino  plays  to  both  spectrums  of 
the  audience  —  the  eggheads  and  the 
boneheads  —  by  trying  to  have  it 
both  ways,  and  then  not  being  fair 


with  either  of  them. 

(This  comes  back  in  relation  to 
Tarantino's  continued  use  of  the  word 
"nigger."  He's  trying  lo  be  funny,  to  be 
un-P.C,  to  sensitize  —  but  he's 
endorsing  this  racist  shtick  as  enter- 
tainment and  the  audience  is  taking 
the  bail.) 

I'utp  riiliun'f,  biggest  problem  isn't 
this  particularly  poor  plotting  (the 
film  does  recover,  with  a  clever  bit 
with  Harvey  Keiiel.  only  to  draw  out 
the  final  scene  past  the  point  of  effec- 
tiveness) It's  more  a  question  of 
Tarantino's  style,  or  rather  the  repeli- 
live  quality  of  it.  More  often  than 
not.  f'iciion  plays  less  like  an  evoKe 
mem  ol  his  style  and  more  like  an 
eerie  case  of  deja  vu. 

In  Fiction,  Taranlino  opts  to  repeal 
(not  refine,  just  copy)  techniques, 
shots,  editing  patterns  and  plot 
devices  from  Reservoir  l^ugs  and 
True  Romance,  h's  more  than  just 
Tarantinti  trying  to  create  his  own 
trademarks,  it's  a  straight  steal.  More 
often  than  not.  Pidlp  Fiction  plays  like 
an  erratic  version  of  Tjriintino'i 
Circuicst  lliti.  The  tact  that  this  is 
only  his  second  directorial  effort  sug- 
gests Taranlino  is  folding  back 
instead  of  expanding  hi>  style 

Remember  the  enJ  ol  Kc.-crioir 
Dogs  when  all  the  characters,  point- 
ing their  guns  at  each  other,  held  a 
sh(.iw  stLipper     of     a      shootout? 


Tarantino  echoed  thai  in  the  ending 
of  True  Romance,  where  all  the  char 
acters.  pointing  their  guns  at  each 
other,  held  a  humorous  shootout. 
There's  no  shootout  at  the  end  of 
Fiction,  but  there  is  —  you  gues.sed  it 
—  a  scene  where  characters  point 
their  guns  at  each  other.  And  it's  get- 
ting old. 

It's  more  than  plol  retread  that's  a 
problem,  you  could  easily  attribute 
that  lo  Tarantino's  auteur  style  (i.e. 
he's  trying  to  build  up  a  few  genre 
conventions  of  his  own).  But  he's 
also  replaying  actual  shots  —  the 
trunk  point  of  view  angle  for  one  — 
as  well  as  writing  those  famous  non- 
sensical monologues  that  ring  a  little 
lo«.)  familiar. 

What  seemed  fresh,  exciting  and 
entertaining  in  Reser\'oir  Dogs  and 
True  Romance  now  feels  gimmicky. 
Taranlino  seems  lo  be  pumping  out 
what  people  want  and  expect  from 
him  rather  than  going  out  on  a  cre- 
ative limb. 

While  Tarantino  deserves  some  of 
the  blame,  so  must  the  audience. 
Watching  Pulp  Fiction  is  a  bit  like 
viewing  a  fiornographic  movie  in  a 
crowded  multiplex.  There  are  long, 
drawn-out  "boring  parts"  punctuated 
by  wild,  bloodthirsty  exclamation 
points  of  violent  excess. ..with  the 
audience  reacting  in  kind.  And 
because  Tarantino  imposes  no  moral 


Pulp 


continued  from  pKjge  5 

The  trick  of  ii  all,  thai  is.  the 
rationalization  behind  the  wide 
spread  success  of  Pulp  Fiction  isn't 
that  we  all  just  want  to  love  it,  but 
because  Taranlino  just  gives  us  all 
what  we  really  want.  Il  is  by  no 
means  the  greatest  movie  to  hit  this 
decade,  but  it's  at  least  a  satisfying 
detour  from  the  romanticized  stan- 
dards that  have  dominated  the 
world  of  film  since  the  I9«0's. 
There  are  no  drawn-out  plot  for- 
mulas that  run  from  slow  to  inter- 
esting to  climactic  to  end.  There 
are  no  measures  or  models  of  film 
technique  that  you  know  will  be 


achieved 

Pulp  liction  IS  a  world,  a  scat- 
tered, jolting  mixture  of  the  lives  of 
hit  men,  gangsters,  drug  dealers  and 
one  boxer  —  all  of  whom  are  pre- 
sented as  perfectly  normal  —  all  of 
whom  are  cast  into  the  most  lurid 
and  hellish  of  all  predicaments. 

It's  impossible  lo  slop  there. 
Unfortunately  though,  to  lap  into 
any  of  the  lilm's  intricacies  would 
virtually  be  ruining  it  for  you.  To 
even  suggest  any  of  the  movie's 
finer  points  would  lake  its  toll  on 
the  element  of  surprise,  one  of  Pulp 
Ficiiun's  most  prominent  features. 


See  ihe  movie,  you'll  get  high  off 
its  electricity.  An  electricity  that 
will  jump  at  you  from  every  angle, 
blinding  your  every  sense  and 
restoring  the  word  "fun"  back  into 
a  night  at  the  movies. 

One  last  thing.  I  didn't  write  this 
by  popular  demand,  although  it 
may  seem  that  way.  Like  I  said 
before,  I  was  once  a  Tarantino  pes- 
simist. However  I've  lost  it,  been 
sucked  in,  and  now.  1  suppos'e, 
reborn  for  the  moment.  This  film 
docs  not  outlive  its  title,  so  lake  it 
for  what  it  is  and  you  can't  go 
wrong.  Purely  pulp.  A 


universe,  both  he  and  the  audience 
can  get  away  with  murder. 

Unlike  the  Tarantino-scripled 
Natural  Horn  Killers  (which  was 
unjustly  Store-walled).  Fiction  isn't 
ollering  a  moral  message  lo  the  mad- 
ness...the  film  plays  like  a  no-slrings- 
altached-K(7/crs  for  those  who 
thought  it  was  too  cerebral. 

Pulp  Fiction  lives  up  to  its  name. 
lo  be  sure,  but  nothing  more.  In 
shorthand,  it's  no  Reserx'oir  Dogs. 
There  are  glimpses  of  an  improved 
Taranlino.  and  yet  there's  a  lingering 
doubt  within  Pulp  Fiction  thai 
Taranlino  may  not  be  able  to  fulfill 
the  promise  he  himself  helped  to  cre- 
ate. B 


Colvin 


continued  from  pdge  8 
Willis  Allan  Ramsey  and  the  r«ck  ori- 
ented Steve  Earl.  Colvin  incorporated 
these  into  the  set  without  a  misstep. 
A  highlight  of  the  evening  was  her 
version  of  The  Police  hit  from  Uhost 
In  The  .Machine,  with  a  slight  change 
in  the  title.  "Every  Little  Thing  (He) 
Does  Is  Magic."  Holding  true  to  the 
fomi  of  Andy  Sommer's  mingling  of 
straight  rock  chords  and  brilliant 
tonal  arrangements,  her  guitar  play- 
ing was  a  close  second  place  to  her 
thoughtful  rendition  of  Sting's  lyrics. 
With  the  conclusion  of  the  show. 


and  the  audience's  refusal  to  let  her 
leave  the  stage,  I  could  not  help  but 
be  taken  aback.  The  skill  and  exper- 
tise she  emitted  with  the  evening's 
performance  once  again  arose  itself  in 
her  encores.  Mixing  one  of  her  own 
compositions  with  a  medley  that  con- 
sisted of  bits  from  The  Temptations 
("My  Girl")  to  the  Eagles  ("Best  Of 
My  Love'),  the  Red  Hot  Chili 
Peppers  ("Under  The  Bridge")  and 
the  Rolling  Stones  ("Beast  Of 
Burden"),  Colvin  could  not  help  but 
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UM  goalie  job  still  up  for  grabs 


By  Anthony  Gukka 

Collegian  Staff 


A  goaltender  can  be  the  great 
equalizer  in  hotkey,  carrying  a  team 
when  needed. 

For  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  hockey  team,  entering 
its  first  season  in  Hockey  East,  there 
will  be  nights  when  that  type  of  goal- 
tending  performance  will  be  needed. 
Two  sophomores  and  a  freshman 
have  been  vying  to  be  that  man  in  the 
UMass  goal. 

Dave  Kilduff  and  Rich  Moriarty 
return  from  last  year's  squad  to  com- 
pete with  freshman  Brian  Regan  for 
the  starting  job. 


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"Its  a  three  horse  race,  we  still 
haven't  sorted  it  out.  Kilduff  and 
Moriarty  have  returned  in  belter  con- 
dition and  Regan  is  right  there," 
Massachusetts  Coach  |oe  Mallen  said. 
"We  need  to  have  more  than  one 
goalie." 

Kilduff  played  in  20  games  last 
season,  posting  a  2.87  goals  against 
average  and  a  .865  save  percentage. 
The  Penticton.  British  Columbia 
native  compiled  a  14-4  record  with 
two  shutouts. 

"It's  been  so  competitive,  we  all 
get  along  and  learn  from  each  other, 
just  a  fun  atmosphere  and  will  be  a 
constant  battle,"  Kilduff  said. 

While  Kilduff  received  the  majority 
of  work  last  season,  Moriarty  saw 
more  of  the  action  against  Division  I 
teams.  The  Deerfield  Academy  prod- 
uct appeared  in  1 3  games  last  season 
with  a  3.77  GAA  and  a  .860  save 
percentage.  He  went  6-5  on  the  sea- 
son, and  was  in  net  for  UMass'  only 
Division  I  victory  over  Army. 

"We're  all  friends  off  the  ice,  on 
the  ice  we're  all  aiming  for  that  start- 
ing spot.  It  all  comes  down  to  who 
plays  well  in  practice,*  Moriarty 
said. 

Regan  comes  in  a  highly  regarded 
prospect.  He  was  drafted  by  the 
l>4HL's  Hartfoid  Whalen  in  the  lOlh 
round  of  this  year's  draft.  Regan,  a 
New  Milford,  Conn,  native,  was  lift- 
ed in  the  "Rookies  to  watch*  section 
in  Drop  the  Puck  /994-95  College 
Hockey  Yearbook. 

'You  have  to  give  to  much  credit 


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David  Kildiiff  will  need  to  finish  his  preseason  impressively  if  he  wants  to 
earn  the  start  for  Saturda/s  season  opener. 


to  Regan,  coming  in  here  as  a  fresh- 
men and  playing  so  well,*  Kilduff 
said. 

With  opening  night  approaching 
fast,  Mallen  will  hold  out  on  his  goal- 
tending  decision  up  until  Saturday 
night. 

'I  would  like  to  pick  the  one  goalie 
for  that  game  and  go  with  him.  The 
challenge  in  practice  has  been  fierce," 
Mallen  said. 

With  the  majority  of  UMass  con- 
tests on  back-to-back  nights,  the 
need  for  more  than  one  capable  goal- 
tender  is  there.  Most  of  the  teams  in 
Hockey  East  do  have  a  situation 
where  two  netminders  are  used  regu- 
lariy. 

'I'm  sure  if  one  guy  is  playing  real- 
ly well,  we'll  stick  with  him.  If  a  guy 
is  tired  from  facing  a  k>i  of  shots,  we 
may  see  a  change,*  KildufT  said. 

'Tlie  defense  in  front  of  whoever  is 
in  goal  will  be  inexperienced,  with  as 
many  as  three  freshmen  in  the 
line-up  on  defense.  The  offenses  in 
Hockey  East  will  be  high-  powered. 


the  intensity  clearly  higher  compared 
with  last  season. 

"The  defense  is  coming  together 
with  a  lot  of  work  to  do.  It's  definite- 
ly going  to  get  better,  we  have  a  lot  of 
size  this  year,"  Kilduff  said.  'They 
have  been  great  to  work  with,  and 
they're  always  willing  to  listen  and 
work  with  us." 

"Our  defense  has  been  great.  They 
played  so  well  (in  a  10-5  exhibition 
win  over  Seneca  College)  for  me  in 
one  period,  that  was  a  real  good 
sign,"  Moriarty  said. 

Mallen  gave  each  goaltender  a 
period  in  Sunday's  exhibition  win 
over  Seneca. 

Kilduff  played  the  first  period  and 
yielded  two  goals  on  five  shots. 
Regan  played  the  second  and  also 
made  three  saves  while  giving  up  two 
goals.  Moriarty  had  the  most  work, 
making  nine  saves  on  10  shots  in  the 
third  period. 

'These  guys  have  to  rise  to  the 
occasion  and  play  to  the  level  of 
Hockey  East,"  Mallen  said. 


Minute  women  head  to  Rhode  Island 
looking  to  avenge  earlier  defeat 


By  Brian  PeriHo 

CoUagion  Staff 


Two  weeks  ago,  the  Massachusetts  volleyball  team 
suffered  its  first  loss  of  the  season  to  the  University  of 
Rhode  Island  at  the  Curry  Hicks  Cage. 

The  defeat  broke  UMass'  14-game  winning  streak, 
and  kept  the  Minutewomen  from  equalling  the  best 
start  in  Massachusetts  volleyball  history. 

UMass,  now  17-2,  5-2  in  the  Atlantic  10,  will  have 
it's  chance  for  revenge  tonight  when  they  travel  to 
Kingston,  R.I.  to  tangle  with  the  WRams  one  more 
time. 

"Our  team  feels  capable,"  UMass  Coach  Bonnie 
Kenny  said.  "But  we  know  it  is  going  to  be  a  long,  hard 
fight.  We're  willing  to  work  as  hard  as  we  have  to  to 
win." 

The  Minutewomen  are  coming  off  a  successful 
weekend  where  they  defeated  two  A- 10  foes  on  the 
road,  including  a  3-1  win  over  defending  league  cham- 
pion George  Washington. 

"That  win  was  humongous."  Kenny  said,  whose 
squad  handed  the  Lady  Colonials  their  first  league  loss 
of  the  season.  "It  was  a  confidence  builder,  and  really 
opened  up  some  doors  in  our  conference." 

From  where  it  stands  now.  anything  can  happen  in 
the  A-  10.  One  game  separates  four  teams,  and 
Massachusetts  is  right  in  the  thick  of  things. 

Rhode  Island  is  currently  in  a  tie  atop  the  Atlantic 
10  with  George  Washington,  with  a  6-1  league  mark 
UMass'  5-2  record  is  good  for  a  second  place  tic  with 
Temple. 

"A  win  (against  URI)  would  be  huge,"  Kenny  said. 
"It  could  put  us  in  a  great  position  to  get  a  bye  in  the 
first  round  of  the  A-10  Tournament  (earned  by  the 
first  and  second  place  teams),  and  that  would  be  an 
unexpected  pleasure." 

"Every  team  is  capable  of  putting  two  good  matches 
together,  but  to  play  three  in  a  row  is  hard.' 

During  their  last  encounter,  the  WRams,  now  1 1-6 
overall,  needed  four  games  to  defeat  the 
Minutewomen,  15-1 1,  15-  15,  14-16,  15-9. 

Outside  hitters  Sabrina  Pozii  and  Kris  Normandin 
led  the  WRams  with  25  and  21  kills  respectively. 

"It  is  going  to  be  a  battle  of  outside  hitters,"  Kenny 
said.  "They  had  a  field  day  last  time,  and  we  cannot  let 
that  happen  again  " 

Pozzi  has  hit  for  a  .202  attack  percentage  on  the  sea 
son,  and  Nonnandin  at  a  .129  clip.  However,  the  two 
of  them  both  played  levels  above  that  against  the 
Minutewomen.  as  Pozzi  hit  for  a  .506  percentage,  and 
Normandin  tallied  a  .302. 

'We  can't  let  them  look  like  All-Americans  again," 
Kenny  said. 

In  the  first  matchup  against  URI,  sophomore  outside 
hitler  Giza  Rivera,  UMass'  season  leader  in  kills  with 
295,  had  1 7  kills  and  an  095  attack  percentage,  far 
below  her  team  leading  average  of  .272. 

Another  bright  spot  for  the  Minutewomen  has  been 
the  play  of  outside  hitter  Lesley  Nolan. 
The  freshman  from  Mission  Viejo,  Calif,  has  stepped 


right  in  as  a  starter  for  the  UMass  squad,  leading  the 
team  in  digs  with  233.  She  is  also  second  on  the 
UMass  team  in  kills. 

"Lesley  is  very  steady,"  Kenny  said.  "She  has  excel- 
lent court  sense  and  is  extremely  consistent." 

Consistency,  especially  on  defense,  has  been  some- 
thing the  Minutewomen  are  still  looking  to  achieve. 

"We  have  to  train  and  compete  every  day  at  the  level 
we  played  at  George  Washington,"  Kenny  said. 
"Defensively  we  have  the  potential  and  the  ability  (to 
play  well).  We  can't  get  caught  out  of  position." 

UMass  is  currently  in  the  middle  of  a  six  game  road 
stretch  which  will  wrap  up  next  Tuesday  at  Harvard. 
The  Minutewomen  will  then  return  home  for  a  pair  of 
A-10  contests,  Oct.  28  against  Rutgers  and  Oct.  29  vs. 
Temple. 

"We  miss  being  home,  but  we  have  two  more  match- 
es to  play."  Kenny  said.  "We  can't  complain,  the  road 
has  been  pretty  good  to  us." 

The  Minutewomen  are  7-1  away  from  the  Cage  this 


Duffy  impresses  in  last  year 


By  Matt  Vautour 

Collegian  Staff 


Throughout  the  history  of  field 
hockey  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts,  there  have  been 
some  great  players  and  great  teams. 
According  to  current  Coach  Megan 
Donnelly,  senior  midfielder  Colleen 
Duffy  could  have  played  with  any 
of  them. 

"She  could  have  played  on  any 
team.  Her  style  and  emotionalism 
is  traditional,"  Donnelly  said,  who 
played  her  collegiate  field  hockey  at 
UMass.  "She  is  like  the  players  1 
remember,  that  1  played  with,  the 
players  who  wore  their  heart  on 
their  sleeve.  They'd  do  anything  to 
win  and  were  very  proud  of  it. 
Colleen  transcends  any  era.  She  is  a 
UMass  field  hockey  player  ' 

Duffy  started  with  meager  begin- 
nings. She  started  playing  her 
freshman  year  at  a  brand  new  pro- 
gram at  the  Manchester  Township 
High  School.  The  program  was  not 
successful  in  its  early  years,  with 
Duffy  as  one  of  the  team's  few 
bright  spots. 

She  knew  that  after  playing 
through  four  losing  seasons,  that 
she  wanted  to  play  her  college 
career  with  a  winner.  Her  stick 
skills  and  strong  passing  ability 
caught  the  attention  of  the  UMass 
Coach  Pam  Hixon. 

"1  knew  that  when  I  came  to  col- 
lege that  I  wanted  to  play  on  a 
competitive  Division  I  team,"  Duffy 
said.  In  addition  to  UMass,  Duffy 
was  recruited  by  Old  Dominion 
and  Maryland,  but  Duffy  chose 
UMass  because  of  Hixon. 

"I  wanted  an  opportunity  to  play 
under  a  coach  who  could  teach  me 
to  be  a  better  player,"  Duffy  said, 
who  also  credits  Hixon  for  helping 
her  off  the  field. 

"Pam  helped  me  grow  up,"  she 
said.  "She  helped  me  realize  that 
field  hockey  wasn't  everything." 


Success  came  for  Duffy  even  ear- 
lier than  she  expected,  as  she 
became  a  starter  as  a  freshman. 
She  thrived  as  a  rookie,  playing 
well  enough  to  be  named  the 
Atlantic  10  Freshman  of  the  Year. 
Starting  all  four  years  is  point  of 
great  pride  for  the  New  Jersey 
native. 

"1  have  a  lot  of  pride  in  that," 
Duffy  said.  "To  look  back  on  my 
collegiate  career,  being  a  four  year 
starter  for  a  top  five  team,  is  an 

"She  could  have 
played  on  any  team. 
Her  style  and  emo- 
tionalism is  tradition- 
al. She  is  like  the 
players  I  remember, 
that  I  played  with... 
she  is  a  UMass  field 

hockey  player  " 

— UMass  Coach, 
Megan  Donnelly 

accomplishment." 

Going  into  her  junior  season, 
Duffy  admittedly  came  in  unpre- 
pared for  the  season,  which  tem- 
porarily cost  her  the  starting  spot. 
When  she  did  return,  she  had 
returned  to  the  level  of  play  that 
earned  her  the  spot  as  a  freshman. 
In  her  first  game  back,  she  had  an 
exceptional  game  in  UMass'  2-0 
upset  of  Old  Dominion. 

"It  was  upsetting,  but  it  was  my 
ovm  fault,"  said  Duffy.  "1  ended  up 
working  out  twice  a  day  and  never 
took  a  day  off.  It  made  me  remem- 
ber discipline  and  hard  work, 
which  I  had  forgotten  about  for 
two  years." 

Playing  well  in  big  games  has 


become  commonplace  for  Duffy. 
Her  defensive  save  against  No.  2 
lames  Madison  forced  the  game 
into  overtime,  where  UMass  tri- 
umphed 2- 1 .  The  play  helped  earn 
Duffy  the  A-10  Defensive  Player  of 
the  Week. 

"Whenever  we're  playing  the  big 
games,  she  seems  to  play  better,* 
Donnelly  said. 

Before  the  game  Duffy  is  unusu- 
ally spirited  on  an  other  wise  laid 
back  team. 

"She's  a  very  intense  player.  If  we 
have  a  cheerleader  type,  a  noisy 
in-your-face  type,  its  Colleen," 
fXinnelly  said.  "The  rest  of  the  team 
is  really  laid  back.  She  adds  a  whole 
different  type  of  intensity.  You  need 
somebody  who  wears  their  emo- 
tions on  their  sleeve.  She's  really 
helped  the  energy  level." 

"I  try  to  gel  people  psyched  up 
for  the  game,  and  get  the  adrena- 
line flowing,"  Duffy  said.  "I  like  to 
make  sure  they're  ready." 

Donnelly  recognized  early  on 
what  the  camaraderie  means  to 
Duffy  after  showing  her  team  an 
inspirational  movie. 

"A  lot  of  the  players,  got  fired  up 
about  it,"  Donnelly  said.  'Colleen 
was  the  one  who  most  understood 
how  special  being  on  a  team,  and 
being  with  your  friends  is." 

With  that  final  season  winding 
down,  Duffy  is  nostalgic  about  her 
career. 

'[Playing  field  hockey]  means 
the  world,"  she  said.  'It's  some- 
thing I  love  to  do.  It's  rewarding  to 
me  now.  I've  dedicated  myself  and 
disciplined  myself  to  playing  on 
one  of  the  lop  teams  in  the  country. 
I  would  like  to  be  remembered  as 
someone  who  didn't  give  up." 

Duffy  is  emphatic  about  how  she 
wants  her  career  to  end. 

"I  definitely  want  a  national 
championship."  Duffy  said.  'I  have 
all  the  confidence  in  the  world  that 
we  are  the  best  team  in  the  nation." 


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The  University  of  Massachusetts  volleyball  team 
will  hope  to  avenge  an  earlier  loss,  when  they  face 
Rhode  Island  tonight  on  the  road. 


Hail  to  |oe  Paterno,  for  he  has  done  it  yet  again. 
Coach  Paterno  and  his  Penn  State  team  went  into 
Michigan  and  came  away  with  a  thrilling  31-24  victory 
in  a  classic  college  football  game.  Steady  quarterback 
Kerry  Collins  piloted  the  Niltany  Lion  offense  using  all 
the  talent  that  make  up  the  nation's  best  offensive 
machine. 

On  the  other  sidelines,  Gary  Moeller  and  his  unimagi- 
native offense  were  outcoached.  One  play  in  particular 

stands  out.  

Third  down  and  two  on  the  Penn  St. 
45,  Moeller  has  a  three  wide  receiver,  one 
back  set.  Out  of  that  awful  formation,  the 
run  play  by  Tyrone  Wheatley  was  dropped 
for  a  loss. 

On  fourth  down  a  pass  play  had  no 
chance,  game  over.  All  of  this  could  have 
been  academic,  but  receiver  Amani 
Toomer  dropped  the  tying  touchdown  pass  on  the  two 
yard  line. 

It's  amazing  what  one  loss  can  do.  All  of  a  sudden  tur- 
moil is  running  rampant  through  the  Swamp,  complete 
with  quarterback  controversy.  Last  season,  Steve  Spurrier 
switched  up  his  QBs  and  neither  Terry  Dean  nor  Danny 
Wuerffel  got  into  a  rhythm. 

Dean,  a  Heisman  candidate  before  the  Auburn  loss, 
now  may  be  replaced.  It's  his  team,  his  senior  year,  his 
shot  at  the  championship.  Wuerffel,  a  sophomore,  may  be 
better  eventually,  but  Dean  cannot  lose  his  job  after  one 
loss. 

Notre  Dame  wos  supposed  to  be  on  a  down  year.  As 
ND's  4-3  record  suggests,  they  are.  However,  Brigham 
Young  (who?)  comes  in  and  beats  ND  in  South  Bend.  A 
horrible  loss,  no  excuses  for  the  Irish,  and  no  Top  25  poll 
either.  Look  out,  after  a  bye  week,  powerful  Navy  comes 
to  town. 

With  no  shot  at  a  major  Bowl,  maybe  now  Hollz  can 
concentrate  on  fitting  the  offense  around  QB  Ron  Powlus, 
Ftot  vice  versa. 

For  years  Lou  Hollz  has  been  trying  lo  tell  everyone 
that  his  teams  aren't  good.  Well  Lou,  be  careful  what  you 
wish  for. 

Hope  everyone  saw  those  rumors  about  Division  l-AA 
school  Alcorn  State  playing  in  the  Liberty  Bowl.  The  game 


selection  committee  is  thinking  about  allowing  Alcorn 
State  to  play,  even  without  any  wins  against  a  l-A  school 
(six  are  required  to  go  to  a  bowl).  What  a  joke,  they 
would  be  destroyed  by  any  possible  opponent. 

All  this  because  of  Steve  McNair  and  his  Heisman  hype. 
One  man  doesn't  make  a  team,  as  the  Liberty  Bowl  will 
see  if  they  make  the  mistake  and  allow  the  Braves  lo  play 
in  the  game. 

Also  on  the  subject  of  hype,  Alcom  St.  will  appear  on 
ESPS  2  on  Saturday  against  Southern. 
Another  strange  move,  this  game  should 
klllrin  compete  well  with  badminton  for  ratings. 

QUIIIU  Here's  a  game  everyone  would  love  lo 

sec:  the  Probation  Bowl.  Auburn  vs. 
Texas  A&M,  for  the  rights  lo  see  who  is 
the  best  football  team  on  probation  in  the 
land. 
Speaking  of  Auburn,  the  Tigers  win 
against  Florida,  once  again  proving  that  the  SEC  is  the  best 
conference  in  the  land.  Experts  argue  for  many  other  con- 
ferences, but  none  of  it  makes  sense.  The  ACC  or  Big  East 
are  still  one-team  leagues.  The  Pac-IO?  Please,  play  some 
defense,  no  complete  teams  there. 

The  Big  8  and  Big  10  are  close,  but  the  SEC  has  a 
championship  game  after  the  regular  season.  In  a  sport 
dominated  by  the  lack  of  a  final  outcome,  at  least  the  SEC 
has  a  playoff. 

Last  week  I  lost  two  of  three,  the  two  losses  coming  by 
a  combined  seven  points.  That  hurts,  as  docs  the  season 
record  (5-7).  This  week's  games  aren't  exciting,  but  here's 
three  from  a  slow  week: 

North  Carolina  24,  Virginia  1 7  —  The  upset  of  the 
week.  The  all-lohnson  backfield  runs  over  the  weak 
Virginia  defense.  QB  lason  Stanicek  will  have  a  big  day 
leading  the  versatile  UNC  offense  in  the  battle  for  second 
place  in  the  ACC. 

Oklahoma  23,  Kansas  20  —  A  dead-even  match-up  in 
the  Big  8  The  Sooners  have  the  superior  defense  and 
aren't  half  as  bad  as  Colorado  made  them  look. 

South  Carolina  26,  Vandcrbili  1}  —  A  contest 
between    average    SEC    teams.    Even    though    it's 
Homecoming,  Vandy  suffers  a  letdown  after  last  vyeck'i 
upset  of  Georgia.  Told  you  it  was  a  very  slow  week. 
Anthony  Guuki  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


Ben  Albert  leads 
UM  defense 

Senior  co-captain  Ben  Albert  of  the 
UMais  football  team  has  excelled  in  hij 
lour  years  due  to  relentlrss  hard  work 
iSet  Sports,  page  8) 


Mudslinging  by 
Kennedy,  Romney 

Wtiat  do  you  think  about  the  mud- 
slinging that  has  taken  place  before 
the  Kennedy-Romney  showdown? 
(See  Campus  Perspectives,  page  3) 


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A  "Deee-Ute'^-ful  time 
at  Pearl  Street 

Deee-Lite  will  be  at  Pearl  Street  on 
Sunday  to  showcase  their  unusual  style 
of  feel-gocxl  hip-hop  vibes  (See  Arts 
and  Living,  page  S). 


Weekend  Forecast 

Today  will  be  cloudy,  with  highs 
near  60.  Tonight,  cloudy  with  patchy 
fog,  lovirs  in  the  mid  40's.  Watch  for  the 
sun  breaking  through  the  clouds  on 
Saturday,  with  highs  around  60. 


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The  Massachusetts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  28 


New  England's  Largest  College  Doily  •   Founded  in  1890  •   Doily  Since  1967 


Friday,  October  2 1 ,  1994 


Clinton  lends  hand  to  Kennedy 


By  Tom  Raum 

Associoted  Press 


FRAMINGHAM  —  President  Clinton  used  the 
signing  of  a  federal  education  bill  Thui^ay  to  sing 
the  praises  of  Sen.  Edward  M.  Kennedy  and  to 
assert  that  Kennedy  and  other  endangered 
Democrats  are  gaining  in  popularity  as  Election 
Day  approaches.  "The  fog  is  beginning  to  clear  in 
America,"  he  proclaimed  at  a  town-hall  rally  for 
Kennedy  and  other  Massachusetts  Democratic 
office-seekers. 

Despite  Kennedy's  32  years  in  the  Senate, 
Clinton  portrayed  him  as  a  man  brimming  with 
new  ideas  and  one  of  Congress'  ablest  members  at 
forging  bipartisan  efforts. 

"You  should  vote  for  the  agents  of  change,  not 
for  the  agents  of  yesterday."  Clinton  said. 

Earlier,  the  president  stood  on  a  wooden  plat- 
form in  the  muggy  gymnasium  at  Framingham 
High  SchcK>l  and  signed  a  bill  to  provide  some  $60 
billion  in  federal  education  aid  over  five  years. 
Lawmakers  of  both  parties  looked  on  as  he  signed 
the  measure  before  an  audience  of  about  1 ,000  stu- 
dents and  parents. 

The  Boston-area  events  came  as  Clinton  conclud- 


ed two  days  of  campaigning  here  and  in  New  York 
for  Kennedy  and  New  York  Gov.  Mario  Cuomo. 
Both  Democratic  giants  are  locked  in  difficult  re- 
election campaigns. 

Clinton  generally  has  higher  approval  ratings  in 
the  Northeast  than  he  has  in  the  rest  of  the  nation. 
Both  days  of  campaign  events  drew  enthusiastic 
audiences,  a  welcome  change  from  some  of  the 
lukewarm  responses  Clinton  has  drawn  on  cam- 
paign trips  elsewhere.  An  overflow  of  a  few  thou- 
sand people  waited  for  Clinton  outside  the  political 
rally,  and  they  cheered  loudly  when  he  emerged. 
The  president  spent  about  15  minutes  shaking 
hands  with  the  voters  lining  the  street  before 
climbing  into  his  limousine. 

Clinton's  visit  coincided  with  the  publication  of 
a  new  poll  that  appeared  to  show  Kennedy  doing 
better  against  his  GOP  rival.  Massachusetts  busi- 
nessman Milt  Romney.  The  Boston  Herald-WCVB- 
TV  poll,  conducted  Monday  and  Tuesday,  showed 
Kennedy  with  50  percent  and  Romney  with  40  per- 
cent, with  a  margin  of  error  of  4.9  percent.  In  a 
Boston  Globe  poll  published  Sept.  25,  Kennedy 
had  48  percent,  Romney  46  percent,  with  a  margin 
of  error  of  5  percent.  Because  of  the  margins  of 
error,  both  reflect  a  tight  race. 


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Senator  Edward  M.  Kennedy 


Alleged  bike  thief  arraigned  in  district  court 


By  Kelly  Spang 

Collegion  StoK 


A  Russell  man  accused  of  stealing 
seven  bicycles  was  arrested  earlier 
this  month  when  a  bicycle  was  dis- 
covered in  the  back  of  his  truck. 

Timothy  N.  Hodges,  21.  was 
arraigned  in  Hampshire  County 
District  Court  on  three  counts  of  lar- 
ceny of  over  $250  as  well  as  four 
counts  of  property  value  of  less  than 
$250. 

He  was  also  charged  with  posses- 
sion of  burglary  tools. 

According  to  the  University 
Registrar's  Office,  Hodges  is  not  list- 


ed as  an  enrolled  student. 

The  Collegian  attempted  to  find 
more  information  on  the  arrest  and 
the  charges  brought  against  Hcxlges 
but  was  denied  access  to  the  informa- 
tion. 

Phil  Cavanaugh,  the  UMass  court 
officer,  said  according  to  the  CORI 
law,  he  could  not  release  any  infor- 
mation. 

CORI,  which  stands  for  Criminal 
Offender  Record  Information, 
restricts  dissemination  of  criminal 
records  by  law. 

Several  parts  of  CORI  have  been 
found  unconstitutional. 

Cavanaugh  told  The  Collegian 


information  on  Hodges'  case  could 
be  found  in  The  Daily  Hampshire 
Gazette,  a  daily  newspaper  based  in 
Northampton. 

Cavanaugh  did  say  the  investiga- 
tion is  continuing. 

According  to  the  Gazette,  Hodges 
denied  all  charges. 

According  to  the  Gazette,  on  Oct. 
9,  police  said  UMass  officer  Michael 
Ross  noticed  a  bicycle  in  the  back  of 
an  unattended  truck,  left  with  its 
engine  running  and  parked  next  to 
Warren  McGuirk  Alumni  Stadium. 

Ross  pulled  along  side  the  unat- 
tended truck  and  noticed  six  bicycles 
in  nearby  bushes.  Hodges  emerged 


II. 
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from  the  bushes  shortly  after,  accord- 
ing to  the  Gazette. 

According  to  the  Gazette,  Hodges 
admitted  to  stealing  the  bicycle  in  the 
truck  when  questioned  by  Ross. 

When  arraigned  on  Oct 
Hodges  pleaded  innocent 
pre-trial  hearing  is  set  for  Dec.  I. 

According  to  the  Gazette,  among 
the  recovered  bicycles  were  a  blaclt 
Diamondback.  a  Univega,  and  a 
Redline  mountain  bike. 

UMass  police  said  almost  all  the 
bicycle  owners  have  been  contacted, 
according  to  the  Gazette. 

Collegian  staff  member  Heather 
Redfem  contnhuted  to  this  article. 


Lousy  locks  blamed 
for  campus  bike  thefts 


By  Heottwr  RMtfwn 

Collegian  Staff 


As  the  price  tags  of  students' 
bicycles  continue  to  increase,  so 
have  the  number  of  bicycle  thefts 
reported  to  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  police. 

Statistics  from  the  University 
Division  of  Public  Safety  indicate 
over  550  bicycles  have  been 
reported  stolen  at  the  UMass  cam- 
pus over  the  past  three  years. 

The  number  of  reported  cases 
of  bicycles  stolen  to  University 
police  in  1993  increased  by  33 
ihefisfrom  1992. 

During  the  calendar  year  of 
1992,  1 17  cases  of  thefts  were 
reported,  whereas  133  cases  were 
reported  in  1993. 

To  date,  75  cases  have  been 
reported  from  lanuary  of  this  year. 

Deputy  Chief  of  the  Division  of 
Public  Safety,  I^rry  Holmes,  said 
statistics  from  1994  may  be  an 
indication  of  heightened  aware- 
ness of  the  public  about  the  large 
number  of  bicycle  thefts. 

"It  appears  the  public  is  now 
taking  more  protective  measures," 
Holmes  said. 

Public  Safety  officer  Neil 
Lunncy  said  this  week's  on-  cam- 
pus bicycle  registration  is  an  effort 
by  the  Division  of  fhiblic  Safely  to 
provide  students  with  information 
about  the  use  of  appropriate  lock- 
ing devices  as  well  as  to  give  stu- 
dents an  opportunity  to  register 
their  bicycles  with  the  Division  of 
Public  Safely  and  a  national 
data-base  located  in  Washington 
DC. 

Holmes  said  funds  relumed  to 


the  University  from  registration 
fees  of  the  national  bike  registra- 
tion program  will  be  used  to  pur- 
chase bicycle  racks  for  the  cam- 
pus. 

At  the  present  time,  the 
Division  of  Public  Safety  is  work- 
ing in  collaboration  with  the 
Physical  Plant  and  University 
Safely  Commission  to  assure 
newly  installed  bicycle  racks  will 
accommodate  new  locking 
devices. 

University  officials  attribute  the 
use  of  inappropriate  locking 
devices  to  majority  of  bicycle 
thefts. 

Lunney  said  the  use  of  a 
Kryptonile  U-lock  is  the  most 
effective  device. 

Students  are  encouraged  not  to 
lock  their  bicycles  to  trees,  chain 
link  fences  or  wooden  posts  as 
these  objects  may  be  cut. 

Lunncy  said  unless  a  students 
registers  his/her  bicycle,  the 
chances  of  reluming  a  stolen  bicy- 
cle to  its  rightful  owner  decreases 
significantly. 

'Seventy-five  percent  of  stolen 
bicycles  end  up  being  recovered, 
but  can't  be  traced  back  to  their 
owner  because  they  don't  have  a 
registration  decal  and  no  engrav- 
ing or  distinguishing  marks  made 
known  to  the  University  police," 
Lunney  said. 

Lunney  said  a  UMass  decal 
found  on  a  student's  bicycle  is 
detected       immediately       by 
University  Police  in  the  case  of  ' 
bicycle  theft. 

These  dccals  are  given  to  a  stu- 
dents when  registering  a  bicycle. 

Turn  to  LOCKS  pag«  3 


Hispanic  culture 
celebrated  in 
UM  art  exhibit 


By  MicheH«  Lugo 

and  Hernan  RozemlMrg 

Collegian  Staff 

"Al  Nuevo  Mundo,"  a  three-year  celebration  of 
flispanic  culture  at  the  University  of  Massachusetts, 
was  inaugurated  yesterday  with  the  retrospective 
exhibition  by  Leonel  Gongora  tilled, 
"Memoria/Mcmory:  Three  Decades  of  Work,  1960s 
to  1990s." 

Gongora.  a  native  Colombian,  has  been  a  profes- 
sor of  painting  in  the  UMass  Arts  Department  for 
thirty  years.  His  work  is  represented  in  many  muse- 
ums and  private  collections  worldwide. 

Using  the  figure  and  bold  expressive  color  to 
depict  a  potent  personal  vision.  Gongora  explores 
the  power  and  intimacy  of  relationships. 

The  painter  has  received  many  awards,  including 
the  Medal  of  Congress  of  Colombia,  the  highest  dec- 
oration given  to  accomplished  artists  of  Colombia. 

"In  'Memoria/Memory'  there  is.  of  course,  in 
most  of  it  my  culture  as  a  Latin  American  as  well  as 
my  personal  vision:  romantic,  sensual,  idealistic, 
nomadic,  fragmented,  and  populated  by  many  dif- 
fcrcnl  countries  and  people  I  have  known  through 
my  life."  said  Gongora. 

The  exhibition,  which  was  sponsored  in  part  by 
the  Herlcr  Gallery,  the  Latin  American  Cultural 
Center,  and  the  Inslilute  for  the  Advanced  Studies 
in  the  Humanities,  will  be  on  display  at  the  Gallery 
until  Nov.  10. 

Robert  Paul  Wolff,  representative  of  the  latter 
Institute,  introduced  the  project  "To  the  New 
World"  as  an  on-going  experiment  reaching  out  to 
the  Latino  communities  in  Massachusetts  through 
cultural  and  social  events. 

"It  is  fitting  that  a  major  public  institution  like  the 
University  of  Mas.sachu$etts  present  and  celebrate 
the  rich  cultural  and  intellectual  accomplishments  of 
this  diverse  community,"  said  lavier  Cevallos,  facul- 
ty advisor  to  the  provost  and  member  of  the  Spanish 
and  Portuguese  dcf>artmcnt». 

According  to  Cevallos,  in  the  long-run.  this  effort 
will  also  encourage  young  l^linos/as  to  enroll  at  the 
University,  thereby  strengthening  both  the  Hispanic 
community  and  the  institution. 

Cevallos  described  the  prc^Ml  as  a  way  of  redis- 
covering what  Christopher  Columbus  initially  saw 
He  described  the  Hispanics  now  as  a  mix  of  African, 
Native  American,  and  European  cultures. 

The  project  revolves  around  the  belief  that  these 
cultures  have  to  continue  rebuilding  from  a  com 
mon  base  to  create  a  new  woHd,  because  it  has  not 
yei  been  formed,  even  though  in  history  books,  it  is 
termed  as  such. 

Another  planned  activity  is  to  bring  respected 
members  of  the  Latino  art  community,  such  as 
writer  Gabriel  Garcia  Marquez  and  Argentine-bom 
pianist  Esiela  Olevsky. 

Organizers  hope  to  present  music,  art.  theatre 
and  literary  events  drawn  from  the  entire 
Spanish-speaking  Americas. 


From  the  NCAA  director's  chair  to  the  University  lecture  hall 


By  Arthur  Slapielon  Jr. 

Collegian  Staff 


Going  back  to  school. 

When  he  resigned  as  executive  director  of  the  NCAA  in 
May.  Dick  Schultz  left  a  position  in  which  he  had  a  direct 
effect  on  student-athletes  at  the  collegiate  level. 

Schultz's  departure  allowed  him  to  get  even  closer  to 
the  students  and  their  concerns  as  a  part-time  professor  in 


HUM  inocKAu  /  roiiiCMN 

Former  Executive  Director  of  the  NCAA  Dick  Schult/ 
is  here  at  the  University,  teaching  students  as  a 
part-time  faculty  member  in  the  Sports  Management 
Department. 

Students  offer  services 
to  clean  local  region 

By  Goyle  Dowgharty 

Collegian  Staff 

University  of  Massachusetts  student  volunteers  will 
"make  a  difference"  throughout  the  area  this  weekend 
through  community  services. 

Student  will  be  participating  in  Make-A-Difference 
Day  tomorrow  where  community  and  student  volunteers 
will  wash  windows,  paint,  pick  up  trash,  among  a  variety 
of  other  tasks  to  assist  local  businesses  and  other  organi- 
zations. 

The  event  is  co-sponsored  by  the  Hampshire  County 
United  Way  and  the  Daily  Hampshire  Gazette  based  in 
Northampton.  There  is  a  national  Make-A-Difference 
Day  which  is  sponsored  by  the  USA  Weekend  magazine. 

Through  the  campus  group  VIVA  (Vitally  Involved  in 
Voluntary  Action)  about  1 20  volunteers  from  campus  ser- 
vice groups  such  as  the  Boliwood  Project,  MASSPIRG. 
and  individual  students  will  participate  in  this  community 
service  effort,  said  Lori  McKinney,  community  service 
program  director. 

Another  1 30  volunteers  throughout  Hampshire  County 
are  expected  to  attend  Make-A-Difference  D«y. 

"Part  of  the  reason  we  r^ruii  students  is  to  wet  their 
appetites,"  said  McKinney,  "My  goal  is  to  get  across  to 
students  that  (volunteering)  is  fun  and  rewarding  so 
they'll  volunteer  again." 

Volunteers  will  be  bused  to  various  volunteer  sites  after 

Tim  to  VOLUNTEERS,  poge  3 


the  University  of  Massachusetts  Sports  Management 
Program  this  fall. 

"i  think  it's  really  important  for  those  of  us  who  are  in 
the  business  to  be  willing  to  take  the  time  and  share  our 
experiences  vrith  people  who  are  going  to  be  part  of  the 
enterprise  at  some  particular  point  in  lime,"  said  Schultz. 
"I've  made  plenty  of  mistakes  in  my  career  and  there  isn't 
any  reason  why  they  have  to  do  the  same  mistakes." 

Prior  to  being  the  second-ever  executive  director  of  the 
NCAA,  Schultz  was  the  athletic  director  at  the  University 
of  Virginia  from  1981-87  and  Cornell  University  from 
1976-81. 

He  was  the  recipient  of  the  1994  fames  |.  Corbett 
Award,  given  to  the  collegiate  athletics  administrator  who 
"through  the  years  has  most  typified  Corbeti's  devotion  to 
intercollegiate  athletics  and  worked  unceasingly  for  its 
betterment." 

The  award  is  considered  the  highest  honor  one  can 
achieve  for  athletics  administration. 

Schultz  said  his  trip  to  the  University  began  with  a 
blind  letter  which  was  sent  to  him  by  Glenn  Wong,  the 
chair  of  the  Sports  Management  Department,  asking  him 
if  he  would  be  inlcresled  \n  a  part-time  professtirship  this 
fall. 

After  he  left  his  position  with  the  NCAA,  Schultz  said 
he  bar)died  about  the  idea  of  writing  letters  to  university 
presidents  and  athletic  directors,  offering  his  services,  but 
didn't  have  time 

Wong  said  that  he  had  planned  on  mailing  letters  to 
several  other  people,  such  as  Fay  Vincent,  former  commis- 
sioner of  Major  League  Baseball,  yet  sent  only  one.  that 
being  the  offer  to  Schultz. 

"In  terms  of  people  in  the  sports  industry,  I  rale  Dick  at 


the  very  highest  level  in  terms  of  his  background,  knowl- 
edge and  experiences,"  Wong  said.  "(Because  of]  his  com- 
munication abilities,  we  thought  he'd  be  able  to  communi- 
cate those  things  to  our  students  in  the  classroom." 

Offers  for  Schultz's  employment  ranged  from  various 
athletic  director  jobs  across  the  country  to  positions  with 
organizations  in  professional  sports. 

There  were  preliminary  talks  between  Schultz  and  high- 
er- ups  from  Major  League  Baseball,  discussing  the  possi- 
bility of  becoming  commissioner  of  baseball. 

Even  though  the  seal  in  the  commissioner's  office  was 
never  offered  to  him,  Schultz  said  he  truly  wasn't  inleresl- 
ed,  due  to  the  prospects  of  living  in  New  York  Cily. 

Schultz's  appearances  in  the  classroom  this  week  were 
limited  to  selected  Sports  Management  classes,  mainly  due 
to  restricted  space  in  Marcus  Hall. 

According  to  Wong,  Schultz's  lectures  were  videotaped 
and  will  be  available  for  students'  viewing. 

Balancing  academics  and  alhklic* 

In  1990,  as  executive  director  of  the  NCAA,  Schultz 
was  asked  to  give  the  stale  of  the  as.socialion  address  at 
the  convention  in  Dallas. 

According  to  Schultz,  he  used  Ihe  opportunity  as  a 
"bully  pulpit*  in  an  effort  to  preach  about  a  balance  of 
academics  and  athletics  and  what  had  been  lacking  as  far 
as  the  academic  standing  of  athletes. 

"You  are  what  you  are  perceived  to  be,  and  whether 
you  like  it  or  noi,  this  is  what  people  think  about  college 
athletics.  I  said  lo  change  that  perception  we  had  to 
change  the  model,"  said  Schultz. 

The  "reform  movement,"  as  Schultz  called  it.  grew  out 

Turn  to  SCHULTZ.  page  2 


Rock  the  vote 


USSKt  r«V»N<  /  COlllCMM 


State  Representative  )oe  Kennedy  shakes  hands  with  students,  faculty  and  administrators  who  attended  his 
speech  in  the  Student  Union  Ballroom  yesterday  aftemoon. 

Kennedy  was  speaking  on  behalf  of  ballot  questions  6  and  7,  which  promote  a  graduated  income  tax. 
Kennedy  said  that  the  tax  viAXjId  cut  a  break  for  92  percent  of  Massachusetts  tax  payers 


Page  2  /  Friday,  October  21,  1994 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Poihe  iog 


Compiled  by  Kelly  Spang 
from  University  reports 


Family  Offenses,  Domesiic 
Oct.  16 

Polici'  wiTL-  called  lo  resolve  an 
argument  between  an  individual  and 
her  boyfriend  in  )ohn  Adams 
Residence  Hall 

Annoying  Behavior 

Oct.  16 

An  individual  reported  that  while 
waiting  for  a  bus,  a  male  subject 
approached  her  and  exposed  himself 
and  masturbated.  She  flagged  down  a 
cruiser  and  reported  the  incident. 

Bike  Theft 

Oct.  13 

An  individual  reported  her  bike 
stolen,  which  was  locked  to  a  pole  by 
Boydcn  Gym. 

Motor  Vehicle  Theft 

Oct.  19 

An  individual  reported  his  1987 
Honda  stolen  from  Lot  1 1 , 

Disturbance 

Oct.  14 

Police  responded  to  a  fight  in 
progress  on  the  second  floor  of 
Butterfield  Residence  Hall.  The  par- 
ticipants left  before  the  police 
arrived. 
Oct.  16 

Police  are  still  investigating  a  fight 
which  occurred  on  the  ninth  floor  of 
Kennedy  Residence  Hall.  One  indi- 
vidual reported  being  kicked  and 
punched  when  a  dispute  broke  out 
between  two  groups. 

Timothy  Hanrahan.  20,  of  21  Fort 
Point  Road  in  Weymouth  was  arrest- 
ed for  indecent  exposure. 

Fire  Alarm 

Oct.  16 

A  bulletin  board  in  the  lobby  of 
Coolidge  Residence  Hall  was  set  on 
fire.  An  RA  saw  it  ablaze  and  extin- 
guished it. 

Vandalism 

Oct.  14 

Student  security  reported  subjects 
in  Lot  32  possibly  had  broken  a  win- 
dow on  a  vehicle.  Police  found  a  win- 
dow broken  on  a  vehicle,  but  cleared 
the  individuals  of  any  involvement  of 
the  damage. 

Two  windows  were  reported  bro- 
ken near  the  entrance  hail  of  Mahar 


Auditorium. 
Oct.  15 

An  individual  reported  a  window 
on  her  vehicle  was  smashed  on 
Orchard  Hill  Drive. 

Staff  reported  vulgarities  written 
on  a  poster  in  Kennedy  Residence 
Hall. 
Oct.  16 

An  individual  reported  a  window 
smashed  on  his  vehicle  in  Lot  50. 

Suspicious  Activity 
Oct.  12 

An  individual  found  sleeping  in  the 
lounge,  and  who  had  no  affiliation 
with  UMass,  was  issued  a  trespass 
notice. 

Burglary/Breaking  and  Entering 

Oct.  16 

Staff  reported  that  upon  arrival  to 
the  Fine  Arts  Center  they  discovered 
two  doors  were  open  which  had  been 
secured  the  day  before.  Tools  and 
theater  equipment  were  reported 
stolen. 

Larceny 

Oct.  14 

Staff  reported  two  rugs  were 
recovered  and  turned  over  to  the 
Police  for  investigation.  The  rugs  had 
previously  been  reported  stolen  from 
Housing  Services. 
Oct.  15 

An  individual  reported  a  tire  stolen 
from  his  vehicle  in  Lot  44. 

An  individual  reported  an  end 
table  stolen  from  her  suite  in  Cashin 
Residence  Hall. 
Oct.  17 

An  individual  reported  a  watch 
and  some  cassette  tapes  had  been 
stolen  from  her  room  in  Dickinson 
Residence  Hall. 

Motor  Vehicle  Stop* 
Oct.  15 

Edwin  Valez  Laboy,  19,  of  275 
Main  St.  in  Holyoke  was  arrested  for 
operating  a  motor  vehicle  without  a 
license,  for  being  a  minor  transport- 
ing and  carrying  alcohol,  and  failing 
to  stop  at  a  red  light. 

Dorothea  Hertzberg,  20,  of 
Burlington,  Vt.  was  stopped  for  a 
minor  transporting  alcoholic  bever- 
ages, operating  a  motor  vehicle  with 
defective  equipment,  and  operating 
under  the  influence  of  liquor. 


Oct.  19 

Vernon  Edward  Turner,  2b.  of 
Southpoinis  Apartments  was  stopped 
for  operating  after  his  licenses  had 
been  suspended,  his  fourth  offense, 
operating  after  revocation  of  registra- 
tion plate,  operating  a  motor  vehicle 
without  a  license,  and  failure  by 
owner  to  have  the  motor  vehicle 
inspected. 

Intoxicated  Person 
Oct.  15 

A  19-year-old  individual  was 
placed  into  custody  by  Mullins 
Center  after  being  checked  by  ambu- 
lance personnel. 

Police  responded  to  a  report  of  an 
1 8-year-old  individual  passed  out  on 
the  seventh  floor  of  Kennedy 
Residence  Hall  who  was  later  placed 
into  protective  custody. 
Oct.  16 

A  16-year-old  individual  was 
placed  into  protective  custody  on 
Campus  Center  Way. 

Annoying  Phone  Calls 

Oct,  15 

An  individual  reported  receiving  a 
call  from  a  male  subject  who  offered 
her  money  to  talk  with  him. 
Oct.  16 

An  individual  reported  receiving  a 
threatening  message  on  his  voice  mail. 
Oct.  17 

An  individual  reported  having 
received  a  number  of  annoying  calls 
from  a  former  acquaintance. 
Oct.  18 

An  individual  reported  a  male 
caller  offered  her  money  and  a  car  if 
she  would  respond  to  his  questions. 
Oct.  19 

An  individual  reported  receiving  a 
call  from  a  male  subject  who  offered 
her  money. 

Drug  Offense 

Oct.  15 

David  Kariin.  18,  of  36  Craftsland 
Road  in  Brookline  was  arrested  for 
illegal  possession  of  a  Class  D  sub- 
stance. 

Assault  and  Battery 
Oct.  16 

An  individual  reported  a  past 
assault  and  battery  which  had 
occurred  earlier  outside  of  the 
Bluewall. 


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Friday.  Oct.  21 

Lecture  —  Visiting  Lecturer  Series  in  Geology. 
Morrill  Science  Center  room  131.  UMass.  3:30  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Gendered  Social  Knowledge:  Domesiic 
Di.scourse.  lane  Addains.  and  the  Possibilities  of  Social 
Science.  Neilson  Library  Browsing  room.  Smith 
College,  4:15  p.m. 

Film  —  Nazarin,  Wright  Hall  auditorium.  Smith 
College,  free,  7  p.m.  and  9  p  m. 

nirtt  —  Treuiure  of  the  Sierra  Mudre,  Campus 
Center  Theater,  Amherst  College,  $  1 .75,  7:30  p.m.  and 
10pm. 

Dance  —  Shapiro  and  Smith  Dance  Company, 
Bowker  Auditorium.  UMass.  8  p.m. 

Film  —  The  Rocky  Horror  Picture  Show,  UMass 
Campus  Center  Auditorium,  show  limes:  7  p.m.,  9 
p.m.,  and  1 1  p.m. 

Meeting  —  The  Alliance  Christian  Fellowship  spon- 
sors its  weekly  TimeOut  Fellowship  meeting.  Campus 
Center.  UMass.  7  p.m. 

Theater  —  The  Swan.  Fayerweather  Studio, 
Amherst,  free,  8  p.m. 

Saturday.  Oct.  22 

Music  —  A  musiciil  Celebration:  )ohn  Duke  on  the 
Tenth  Anniversary  of  His  Death.  Sweeney  Concert 
Hall.  Sage  Hall.  Smith  College,  free.  3  p.m. 

Lecture  —  How  We  Fixed  the  Hubble  Space 
Telescope.  Mead.  Stim  auditorium,  Amherst  College, 
free.  3  p.m. 

Film  —  Brigadoon.  Gamble  auditorium.  MHC. 
$2.50.  show  times:  7  p.m.  and  9  p.m. 

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Music  —  HC  Chorus  performs  Bach  Calais  140  and 
79.  Grace  Church,  on  Amherst  Town  Common,  free,  3 
p.m. 

Music  —  Massachusetts  Chamber  Players  and 
Sussman,  Bczanson  Recital  Hall.  UMass.  8  p.m.,  infor- 
mation: 545-251 1. 

Reading  —  Gallery  of  Readers.  Neilson  Library 
Browsing  Room.  Smith  College.  4  p.m. 

Music  —  Dave  Alvin  and  the  Guilty  Men.  Campus 
Center  Frontroon.  Amherst  College.  8  p.m.  informa- 
tion: 542-5773. 

Monday,  Oct.  24 

Seminar  —  Mouse  Nests.  Nidicolous  Ticks  and 
Lyme  Disease.  Alexander  Conference  Room.  Femald 
Hall.  UMass.  3:30  p.m. 

Talk  —  Military  Intervention  as  Family  Violence: 
The  Gendered  Discourse  of  Paternalism  in  U.S. 
Occupied  Haiti.  Dickinson  House.  MHC.  free.  4:30 
p.m. 

Music  —  Visiting  Composer.  Sage  Recital  Hall.  Sage 
Hall.  Smith  College,  free.  7:30  p.m. 

Lecture  —  The  Period  of  Revival:  Modem  Hebrew 
Classics.  Wright  Hall  common  roon.  Smith  College, 
free.  7:30  p.m.  to  9  p.m. 


Schultz 


continued  from  poge  I 

of  this  new  model,  tightening  NCAA  restrictions  on  prac- 
tice time,  reducing  the  length  of  the  seasons,  and  raising 
the  academic  requirements  of  athletes. 

According  to  Schultz.  of  the  275.000  college  athletes 
who  participate  in  the  NCAA,  two  percent  will  have  an 
opportunity  to  ever  get  a  chance  to  play  professionally. 

"If  [signing  a  million  dollar  professional  contract]  is 
your  goal,  you've  got  to  do  this  year  round.  This  has 
added  lo  the  complexity  of  this  balance.  There  is  never  an 
off-season  for  an  athlete  anymore."  said  Schultz. 
"Administrators  and  members  of  the  NCAA  have  to  be 
aware  of  that. 

"Our  main  responsibility  is  education.  When  you  recruit 
a  young  man  or  a  young  woman  to  bring  to  your  campus, 
your  first  responsibility  is  to  make  sure  they  are  well-  edu- 
cated and  they  get  a  degree." 


"Suppose  I'm  the  athletic  director  of  UMass.  It's  pour- 
ing rain  outside  and  I'm  driving  across  campus."  said 
Schultz.  "I  see  this  young  man  and  this  young  woman  on 
crutches,  out  in  the  rain  and  they  can't  hold  an  umbrella. 

"If  that's  an  athlete  and  I  know  that's  an  athlete,  I  can't 
pick  them  up  and  give  them  a  ride  across  campus.  If  that's 
a  regular  student,  I  can  open  my  door  and  say,  "hey,  come 
on,  get  in  here  out  of  the  rain.'  That's  the  difference." 


Athletes  are  unfairly  discriminated  against 

"As  long  as  you  treat  the  athletes  as  you  treat  every 
other  student,  and  you  keep  the  same  standards  for  all 
students,  that's  not  a  problem."  said  Schultz.  "You  get  a 
problem  when  you  start  making  special  exceptions  for  ath- 
letes that  you  don't  do  for  the  rest  of  the  student  body." 

According  to  Schultz.  because  the  college  athlete  is  visi- 
ble as  a  public  figure,  they  arc  always  susceptible  to  some 
form  of  discrimination.  Schultz  said  there  are  more 
restrictions  placed  on  the  athlete  than  any  other  student. 


Correction 

In  the  Oct.  1 1  issue  of  the  Collegian,  it  was 
reported  that  Stale  Sen.  Stan  Rosenberg 
(D-Franklin/Hampshire  counties)  was  opposed  to 
Question  3  in  the  upcoming  elections.  Rosenberg 
supports  Question  3. 

In  yesterday's  Collegian,  the  front  page  story 
involving  the  men's  basketball  team  said  that  Steven 
Satell  was  a  former  member  of  the  Bridging  Worlds 
program.  Satell  still  vrorks  for  Bridging  Worlds. 

The  Collegian  regrets  the  errors. 


intramural  track 
Team  Standings 

1.  Delta  Upsilon    60 

2.  Sigma  Phi  Epsilon 60 

3.  Alpha  Delta  Phi 16 

4.  Delta  Chi 14 


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Friday,  October  21,  1994  /  Page  .i 


w3l1ipUS  Perspectives    ^ow  do  you  feel  about  negative  campaigning,  like  the  mudslinging 

in  the  Kennedy/Romney  campaigns  for  U.S  Senator? 


Compiled  By  Tim  White  •  Photos  By  Damion  Smith 


"I  think  that  if  someone  is 
pulling  up  dirt  on  someone 
else,  then  they  must  have  dirt 
lo  cover  themselves.  So  it  just 
makes  them  look  ugly." 

-MICHEU  SCOTT 

junior,  education  studiei 
Cambridge 


"I  don't  like  it  I  wish  they 
would  concentrate  more  on 
what  they  are  doing  instead  of 
focusing  on  the  negative.  It 
makes  me  not  trust  the  politi- 
cians even  nfwre." 

-Michelle  nevil 

junior,  school  of  management 
Weymouth 


"I  don't  like  that  kind  of 
campaign.  I've  given  up  on 
politics  myself  because  of 
episodes  like  this.  It  just 
becomes  an  ego  game." 

-ANAND  IYENGAR 

graduate  student,  molecuk)r 

and  cellular  biology 

Madras,  India. 


"I  think  it's  pretty  sad  that 
Kennedy  has  to  stoop  to  that 
level.  Kennedy  started  that 
campaign  with  malicious 
attacks  that  aren't  really  true. 
Romney  is  not  ashamed  of  his 
record." 

-Paul  Ferro 

freshman,  political  science 
Marlborough 


"I  don't  agree  with  mud- 
slinging. I  feel  it  represents 
what  America  got  into  and 
l>elieves  in.  Basically  they  do  it 
because  it  works.  People  may 
complain  about  it,  but  it 
works." 

-Justin  Dolci 

freshman,  communications 

Jackson,  N.j. 


"I  think  that  people  resort  to 
mudslinging  when  people  are 
worried  about  where  their 
campaign  is  headed.  A  lot 
more  can  get  done  if  they 
would  focus  on  their  accom- 
plishments." 

-David  Anderson 

senior,  psychology 
Melrose 


"Running  against  Kennedy 
in  Massachusetts?  You  better 
use  negative  campainging 
Romney  doesn't  have  much  of 
a  chance.  It's  all  up  hill  for 
him,  so  he  better  do  what  he 
can." 

-Clen  kunene 

senk>r,  journalism 
Andovei 


Activist  speaks  of  Communism's  value 


By  Mamie  Thome! 

Collegian  Correspondent 


"Communism  is  starting  to  make 
sense."  said  |udiih  LeBlanc.  a  Native 
American  activist  and  national  leader 
of  the  communist  party  in  the  U.S. 

LeBlanc  is  from  the  Colo  Indian 
Nation  in  Oklahoma  and  attended 
the  University  of  Massachusetts  in 
the  1970s  before  getting  involved  in 
the  Communis!  party. 

She  is  also  a  national  field  organiz- 
er for  the  Communist  Party  and  has 
been  travelling  to  cities  around  the 
country,  spreading  Communist  ideas 
to  young  people  who  are  eager  to 
find  new  solutions  to  America's  prob- 
lems. 

LeBlanc  spoke  earlier  this  week  at 
the  University  of  Massachusetts. 

A  focus  of  LeBlanc.  along  with  the 
Communist  party,  is  lo  create  "jobs 
and  equality." 

LeBlanc  attacked  the  Clinton 
Administration  saying.  "Clinton 
promised  to  put  people  back  lo  work, 
instead  he  created  jails,  not  jobs.  We 
can  not  have  equality  until  we  have 
jobs.  It  is  time  for  radical  change." 

LeBlanc  and  I  he  pwny  are  currently 
asking  people  to  send  postcards  to 
President  Clinton  which  read.  "I 
pledge  to  march,  organize  and  fight 


for  the  right  of  all  to  jobs  and  equali- 
ty" 

"Communist  ideas,  which  were 
once  considered  radical,  are  now 
becoming  part  of  the  mainstream,' 
according  to  LeBlanc. 

According  to  LeBlanc, 

Communism  originated  the  ideas  of 


•(WCCA  WUnsON  I  COIKCIAN 

Judith  LeBlanc,  a  Native 
American  activist  and  national 
leader  of  the  Communist  party  in 
the  U.S. 


social  security  and  unemployment 
benefits  and  also  was  for  open  trade 
with  Vietnam  right  after  the  Vietnam 
Conflict. 

Because  LeBlanc  is  also  a  Native 
American  activist,  she  spoke  on  the 
oppression  of  Native  American. 


"Tribes  that  have  been  historically 
bonded  together  are  no  longer  con- 
sidered tribes,"  she  said.  "And  they 
have  been  cut  from  federal  funding." 
LeBlanc  said  she  was  pleased  with 
the  recent  naming  of  the  UMass 
library  lo  the  WEB.  Du  Bois  Library 
in  what  she  termed  a  "tremendous 
victory." 

"The  renaming  was  a  turning 
point,"  she  said,  "And  a  fitting  trib- 
ute to  Dr.  Du  Bois." 

LeBlanc  encouraged  her  audience 
to  join  the  Communist  party,  and 
said  the  organization  is  the  key  lo 
changing  the  state  of  our  country. 

"The  time  is  right  and  the  people 
are  ready  lo  make  change." 

The  Communist  parly  will  cele- 
brate its  75th  anniversary  this 
Sunday  through  a  teleconference  lo 
75  cities.  Gus  Hall,  national  chair- 
man of  the  party  will  give  an  address. 
The  telecast  can  be  heard  at  4:3U 
p.m.  the  Campus  Center.  Room  919. 

LeBlanc's  lecture  was  sponsored 
by  the  Alliance  for  Student  Power 
(ASP).  Native  American  Student 
Association,  Anti-Racism  Coalition, 
the  Graduate  Student  Senate.  Office 
of  Third  World  Affairs,  the 
UMass/Amhersi  Young  Communis! 
League  and  the  Women's  Research 
Association  for  Graduate  Sludenls. 


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Decals  are  available  free  of  charge 
at  the  Division  of  Public  Safety 
located  in  Dickinson  Hall. 

"If  we  get  more  kids  to  use 
UMass  decals,  it  can  help  to 
return  the  bikes  quickly  to  the 


owners,"  Lunney  said. 

A  yearly  auction  held  by  the 
Division  of  Public  Safety  offers 
over  100  stolen  bicycles  which 
have  not  been  returned  to  their 
rightful  owners. 


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University  student  is  heal  school  principal 


By  Jocob  W.  Michaels 

Collegian  Staff 


Most  students  work  hard  al  school  to  leam  everything 
they  need  for  life,  or  to  hold  down  a  job.  But  Karena 
Kates  is  also  working  to  ensure  the  education  of  other 
youngsters  in  addition  to  her  schoolwork. 

Kates  is  a  second  semester  freshman  at  ihc  University 
of  Massachusetts,  majoring  in  physics.  She  missed  last 
semester  due  to  health  problems. 

However.  Kales  is  not  only  a  student;  she  is  also  a  prin- 
cipal of  the  Hebrew  school  at  Temple  Rodphui  Sholom  in 
Holyoke. 

Kates  has  worked  al  the  school  since  the  beginning  of 
the  school  year.  She  said  that  there  has  been  no  judaic 
education  in  the  congregation  of  100  families  for  the  last 
eight  years. 

Kales  said  she  got  the  job  through  Rabbi  Mitch  Levine. 
the  rabbi  al  Temple  Rodphui  Sholom.  who  had  been  look- 
ing for  "someone  to  take  this  role." 

Kates  said  that  her  responsibilities  included  being  a 
teacher,  curriculum  builder,  getting  supplies,  and  making 


budgets. 

Kates  said  she  is  in  "charge  of  basically  everything." 

Kates  teaches  the  nine  kids,  all  between  first  and  sixth 
grade,  in  a  one  room  school  house,  where  they  meet  every 
Sunday. 

The  school  is  a  satellite  of  the  United  Hebrew  School  in 
Springfield,  and  that  older  students  also  take  classes  there 
on  "Tuesdays  and/or  Thursdays."  accordmg  lo  Kates. 

Kales  said  she  is  "hoping  for  more  jstudents.j  12  to  18 
kids."  She  also  mentioned  that  students  do  not  have  to  be 
the  children  of  members  of  the  synagogue, 

Kates  said  her  goals  are  to  "teach  the  basics  of  ludaism 
—  holidays  and  prayer  —  and  to  makes  the  more  active 
participants  in  services." 

She  said  most  of  the  students  regularly  attend  Friday 
Shahhos  (Sabbath)  services. 

"We  have  an  emphasis."  Kales  said,  "on  integrating 
kids  into  the  community  and  having  practical  judaic 
skills." 

"The  kids  love  it.  which  is  aciually  the  most  important 
thing."  Kates  said.  "No  mailer  what  I  leach  them,  if  they 
don't  enjoy  it.  they  won't  gel  anything  out  of  it." 


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contlnuecJ  trom  page  1 

eating  breakfast  at  the  Northampton 
Elks  Lodge  tomorrow  morning. 

Some  volunteer  activities  include 
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Just  one  of  the  crowd  at  UMass 


One  of  the  things  I  always  heard  before  coming 
to  UMass  was  that  I  would  be  "treated  like  a 
number"  if  I  attended  my  stale  university.  "It's 
loo  big."  they  would  say.  "You  won't  be  recog- 
nized as  a  person."  Now,  in  my  senior  year,  I've  found 
that  these  people  were  right  —  to  an  extent.  The  inter- 
esting thing,  however,  is  that  I've  brought  the  problem 
on  myself. 

I  like  to  consider  myself  a  rather  unique  individual.  I 
suppose  we  all  do.  But  what  do  I 
do  on  weekends?  Do  I  take  in  a 
performance  at  the  Fine  Arts 
Center  or  head  over  to  Smith  for 
a  poetry  reading?  Nope.  I  go 
UPTOWN,  baby!  Or  I  go  to 
Puffton  or  Brandywine  or  Hobart 
and  wedge  myself  into  crowded 
apartments  and  wait  in  line  to 
drink  beer. 

At  around  one,  I  usually  head 
over  to  Antonio's  to  see  if  anyone 
I  know  is  hanging  out.  Inevitably  I 
run  into  a  friend  or  at  least  an 
acquaintance  who  is  shamelessly 
throttling  a  slice  of  cheese  down 
their  throat.  The  best  part  is,  I 
usually  join  them. 

I'm  about  5-foot-8-inches  and 
I  have  an  affinity  for  flannel  shirts,  baggy  pants  and  a 
beat-to-hell  bam  jacket,  I  cut  my  hair  short  and  roam 
campus  wearing  a  "UMass  Swimming"  hat  with  the 
brim  yanked  down  over  my  eyes  in  a  style  similar  to. 
oh,  about  10,000  other  UMass  students.  In  the  sea  of 
beings  that  make  up  this  University,  I  am  an  utterly 
generic  specimen. 

When  my  female  friends  tell  mc  that  all  guys  at 
UMass  look  the  same,  all  I  have  to  do  is  take  a  look  in 
the  mirror  to  see  what  they  mean.  I  used  to  go  to  par- 
ties and  laugh  because  everyone  Icwked  identical.  The 
funny  thing  is,  now  I  realize  that  I  look  the  same  as 
everyone  else.  If  I'm  unique,  you  wouldn't  know  it  by 
looking  at  me  or  by  following  me  around  on  week- 
ends. 

UMass  is  a  big  place.  Giant.  Why  is  it,  then,  that  I 


Why  haven 't  I 
branched  out  more? 
I'm  grateful  and  feel 
lucky  that  I've  stayed 
close  with  a  lot  of 
friends  throughout  col- 
lege, but  why  haven 't 
we  done  more? 


Caleb  Cochran 


invariably  see  the  same  faces  everywhere  1  go?  On  the 
bus,  at  parlies,  in  bars,  I  seem  to  always  run  into  the 
same  folks.  And  I'm  not  talking  about  10  people, 
either.  I'm  talking  hundreds. 

I'm  convinced  that  everyone  on  this  campus  knows 
each  other,  or  at  least  knows  of  each  other,  in  some 
way.  I'm  constantly  running  into  people  who  know  my 
roommate  from  freshman  year,  who  knew  my  high 
school  soccer  coach,  who  had  a  class  with  my  friend's 
girlfriend,  etc.  I  mentioned 
recently  to  one  of  my  colleagues 
that  after  four  years,  UMass  has 
become  a  giant  high  school.  She 
nodded  heartily  in  agreement. 

All  of  which  leads  me  to  some 
questions  about  myself.  Why 
haven't  I  branched  out  more?  I'm 
grateful  and  feel  lucky  that  I've 
stayed  close  with  a  lot  of  friends 
throughout  college,  but  why 
haven't  we  done  more?  Why 
don't  we  do  anything  different  on 
weekends?  How  has  this  vast 
University  community,  with  all  it 
has  to  offer,  become  so  mun- 
dane? I  think  the  blame  lies  with- 
in myself. 

In  an  effort  to  change  things  up 
a  bit,  three  friends  and  I  decided  to  venture  away  from 
North  Pleasant  Street  for  a  night  and  drive  to 
Northampton.  I  know,  not  exactly  the  biggest  of 
changes,  but  a  change  nonetheless.  In  one  bar,  I  actual- 
ly did  feel  unique  wearing  my  flannel  shirt  and  UMass 
hat.  That's  because  everyone  was  about  five  years  older 
than  me.  And  you  know  what?  Standing  there  with  my 
beer,  looking  for  a  place  to  sit,  I  felt  uncomfortable. 

I  had  come  to  Northampton  looking  for  a  change, 
for  some  new  faces,  for  an  evening  away  from  my 
10,000  identical  twins.  And  when  I  found  it,  I  longed 
to  be  back  where  I  knew  everyone,  where  I  would 
blend  into  the  background  again. 

Yes,  I've  become  one  of  the  numbers.  But  UMass 
hasn't  done  it  to  me.  I've  done  it  to  myself. 
Caleb  Cochran  is  a  Collegian  columnist. 


i«%r  I  *"»«.> 


Globe  s  public  humiliation  is  no  laugher 


It's  so  easy  to  poke  fun  at  stereo- 
types. They've  been  around  for  a 
long  time,  we  all  know  what  they 
mean,  and  it's  easy  to  get  a  laugh 
from  talking  about  them.  One  such 
stereotype  that  most  people  are 
aware  of  is  the  dumb  jock. 

In  the  Oct.  19  issue  of  The  Boston 
Globe,  an  article 
about  the  poor  acad- 
emic performance  of 
some  of  the 
University  of 

Massachusetts  bas- 
ketball players  was 
published  on  the 
front  page. 

Many  of  us  are 
wondering  how  the 
transcripts  of  the 
players  were 

obtained  by  The  Boston  Globe.  To 
tell  you  the  truth,  it's  not  difficult.  As 
an  employee  in  the  Whitmore 
Administrative  Building  (I  won't 
mention  which  department.)  I  can 
assure  you  that  it's  not  very  difficult. 
But  I  can  also  assure  you  that 
University  policies  limit  the  specific 
information  that  is  allowed  to  be 
released  to  the  public.  Grade  point 
averages  and  course  grades  are  cer- 
tainly not  one  of  them. 

Printing  the  GPAs  and  course 
grades  of  some  of  the  players  brought 
home  the  point  of  the  article  —  some 
of  the  UMass  basketball  players  are 
in  poor  academic  standing. 

is  this  news  to  anybody?  Did  The 
Boston  Globe  expect  people  to  pick 
up  the  paper,  read  the  article,  and 


be  surprised?  C'mon.  Fifteen  per- 
cent of  UMass  athletes  arc  on  acade- 
mic probation,  that's  one  out  of 
every  seven. 

So  what's  the  point  of  the  article? 
We  all  know  that  some  of  the  players 
are  performing  poorly.  It's  been  men- 
tioned before.  Printing  the  actual 
semester  GPAs  and 
course  grades  was  just  a 
way  to  get  a  laugh.  Ha, 
ha,  I'm  laughing. 
Michael  Williams  failed 
a  couple  of  classes. 
Donta  Bright  couldn't 
even  get  over  a  1 .0  last 
semester. 

If  I  obtained  private 
information  about  some 
of  the  people  from  The 
Boston  Globe,  then  I 
could  write  something  about  them 
and  get  a  good  laugh  out  of  it  too. 
Printing  private  information  about  an 
individual  is  embarrassing  for  that 
person.  The  individual  is  exposed 
without  their  individual  consent.  The 
public  then  knows  about  him/her. 
The  public  can  laugh.  Ha,  ha. 

The  actual  obtainment  of  the  infor- 
mation was  not  illegal  on  The  Boston 
Globe's  part.  The  information  was 
given  to  them.  The  question  pertain- 
ing to  this  highly  respected  newspa- 
per is  whether  it  was  ethical  of  them 
to  print  such  information. 

Was  it?  Was  the  article  trying  to 
say  that  the  UMass  basketball  team  is 
in  poor  academic  standing  or  was  it 
trying  to  say  that  Marcus  Camby 
can't  get  over  a  2.0? 


I  wonder  if  The  Boston  Globe 
would've  written  a  story  about  the 
team  if  they  all  had  3.0s.  Now  that 
would  be  news  to  me.  I  wonder  if  any 
newspaper  would  even  care  about 
UMass  if  the  team  wasn't  nationally 
ranked. 

It's  newspapers  and  media  such  as 
The  Boston  Globe  that  builds  college 
teams  up.  No  one  cared  about  UMass 
when  they  were  a  scrappy  team  in  a 
weak  conference  playing  in  a  less 
than  attractive  cage.  But  the  team 
made  drastic  improvements  UMass 
was  then  hyped  up  —  by  the  media. 
Now  The  Boston  Globe  has  to  bring 
UMass  back  down  again  —  a  typical 
technique  of  the  media.  Why  wasn't 
this  article  written  while  the  team 
was  being  hyped  up? 

The  article  was  not  news  to  me  or 
to  most  people.  What  was  news  lo 
me  was  the  actual  information  (hat 
was  published.  But  I  don't  under- 
stand why  anybody  has  to  know  that 
Michael  Williams  got  an  F  in 
"Psychology  of  Sport  and  Physical 
Activity."  Maybe  everyone  in  that 
class  got  Fs  too. 

So  what's  next  for  front  page 
news?  Are  the  grades  of  the  hockey 
players  going  lo  published  too?  How 
about  the  football  players?  Ii'd  be 
pretty  funny  to  look  at  their  grades 
loo. 

Better  yet,  how  about  the  grades  of 
Collegian  columnists? 

Go  for  it,  Boston  Globe  It'd  be 
real  funny. 

DatiJ  K  Chan  is  a  Collegian 
columnist 


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Opinion/Editorial 


Larger  issue  looms  in  hoopla 


By  now.  almost  everyone  has 
heard  about  the  article  on  the 
front  page  of  Wednesday's 
Boston  Globe.  The  story, 
about  the  low  grades  of  some  UMass 
basketball  players,  and  the  issue  of 
whether  or  not  these  individuals 
should  be  eligible  to  play  this  season 
did  not  Slop  with  the  Globe. 
Springfield's  Channel  40  dedicated 
its  top  story  to  this  issue.  Channel  22 
was  also  on  campus  Wednesday 
interviewing  University  officials  and 
siudenls.  Thursday's  Collegian  ran 
this  as  the  number  one  story  on  the 
from  page. 

The  media,  however,  has  focused 
on  the  issue  of  what  constitutes  good 
academic  standing.  The  repHjrls  by 
television  and  newspapers  alike  have 
centered  around  wliether  or  not 
these  students  will  be  allowed  to 
play  for  the  Minuiemen.  On  a  cam- 
pu*vwhich  has  spent  so  much  effort 
,  artd  tnency Jivec  tlc^lasi  several  years 
to  build  a  national  reputation  for  its 
basketball  program,  these  are  impor- 
tant questions.  The  Minutemen's 
continued  success  in  NCAA  basket- 
ball may  well  hang  in  the  balance. 

There  is  another  issue,  however, 
which  has  nol  received  as  much 
attention.  The  original  Globe  article 
stated  ihai  the  information  they  had 
regarding  these  players'  grades  had 
come  from  "sources  and  student  tran- 
scripts." The  question,  then,  becomes 
clear.  How  did  the  Globe  come  to 
possess  student  transcripts? 

According  to  the  Family  Rights 
and  Privacy  Act,  student  academic 
records  are  confidential.  Supposedly 


they  cannot  be  released  without  writ- 
ten consent  from  the  student.  It 
would  seem,  however,  that  someone 
wiih  access  to  the  academic  informa- 
tion kept  by  the  registrar's  office 

We  as  students  must 
not  tolerate  any  further 
violations  of  our  basic 
right  to  privacy.  We 
have  the  right  to  be 
aware  of  the  contents  of 
the  records  the 
University  keeps  on  us. 


Jim  Ganley 


made  that  information  available  to 
the  Globe  reporter.  It  is  unlikely  that 
these  basketball  players  released  their 
records  to  Ihe  Globe.  What  is  the 
source  of  the  apparent  leak? 

Publicly,  the  registrar's  office  stands 
by  the  confidentiality  of  the  students. 
Repeatedly  during  the  Channel  40 
broadcast,  the  reporter  staled  that 
they  were  unable  lo  verify  the  Globe's 
information  because  the  registrar 
could  nol  release  the  information. 

This  demonstrates  a  clear  violation 
of  the  students'  right  to  privacy.  Not 
only  did  the  Globe  publish  these 
players'  GPAs,  it  also  published  the 
individual  grades  for  specific  classes 
during  both  the  Fall  1993  and  Spring 
1994  semesters. 


As  students,  we  should  be  deeply 
concerned  about  this  violation  of  our 
rights.  If  the  Boston  Globe  can  gain 
access  to  our  academic  records, 
seemingly  at  will,  what  other  person- 
al information  about  us  is  so  readily 
accessible? 

The  Whitmore  Administration 
Building  is  an  archive  of  information 
about  students.  The  registrar  holds 
our  academic  records  and  transcripts. 
Financial  Aid  has  private  financial 
information  on  both  students  and 
parents,  including  bank  accounts  and 
credit  facts.  How  much  of  this  "confi- 
dential" information  is  distributed  by 
the  bureaucracy  that  is  this 
University? 

The  University  has  a  duty  to  the 
students  of  this  institution.  They 
must  preserve  our  privacy,  and  the 
confidentiality  of  our  personal 
records  which  they  maintain.  If  in 
fact,  the  source  of  the  Boston  Globe's 
information  was  within  the 
University  bureaucracy,  then  steps 
must  be  taken. 

We  as  students  must  not  tolerate 
any  further  violations  of  our  basic 
right  lo  privacy.  We  have  the  right  to 
be  aware  of  the  contents  of  the 
records  the  University  keeps  on  us. 
We  have  the  right  lo  determine  who 
sees  those  records.  It  is  up  to  the 
University  lo  ensure  that  these  rights 
are  nol  violated  as  Ihcy  seem  to  have 
been  in  this  case. 

As  the  Channel  40  anchor  put  it. 
the  University  "must  find  this  leak 
and  plug  it." 

lim  Ganley  is  a  Collegian  staff 
member. 


Knowing  the  limits  with  alcohol 


To  drink  or  nol  to  drink?  That 
is  the  question.  Whether  'tis 
nobler  to  tap  from  the  keg  or 
to  request  some  other  non- 
alcoholic beverage. 

Friday  is  upon  us  again.  So,  what 
are  you  doing  tonight?  If  you  are  like 
80  percent  of  UMass  students,  you've 
probably  already  found,  or  are  in  the 
process  of  finding  some  form  of  alco- 
hol lo  consume. 

Drinking  is  one  of  life's  pleasures. 
Whai  heller  way  is  there  lo  forget  a 
stressful  week  of  class- 
es and  exams,  than  to 
kick  back  a  few  and 
relax  with  some 
friends?  When  a  mod- 
erate amount  is  had. 
alcohol  can  be  the  factor  that  turns 
an  ordinary  night  into  relaxing. 
replenishing  one. 

When  someone  has  a  few  drinks, 
they  lend  to  become  more  social  and 


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outgoing.  This  is  a  good  thing  for 
some  people.  Many  will  do  things 
which  they  wouldn't  ordinarily  do, 
like  make  new  friends  and  engage  in 
deep  philosophical  discussions.  When 
people  become  intoxicated,  it  doesn't 
matter  who  they  are  or  what  they  do. 
They're  all  buddies.  Thai's  the  thing 
about  drinking.  It  transforms  people 
into  their  anti-selves.  It  lets  people 
who  arc  trained  not  lo  have  fun.  open 
up  and  enjoy  themselves. 

This  same  thing  which  makes  alco- 
hol consumption  so 
great  is  also  the  thing 
that  makes  alcohol 
consumption  so  dis- 
turbing. Ordinary, 
law  abiding  citizens 
can  become  what  their  sober  selves 
are  nol,  ranting,  raving  lunatics.  Many 
of  Ihe  problems  on  campus  are  caused 
by  the  very  same  thing  that  is  sup- 
posed lo  make  life  more  enjoyable. 
Ordinarily  unthinkable  occurrences 
happen  all  too  frequently  when  alco- 
hol is  involved. 

After  a  few  choice  beverages, 
drirvkers  lend  to  become  more 
aggressive,  more  willing  to  show 
bravado.  Perhaps  that  is  why  80  per- 
cent of  all  instances  of  campus  van- 
dalism are  in  some  way  alcohol  relat- 
ed. In  most  cases,  these  occurrences 
make  our  campus  an  uglier  place. 
Nobody  in  their  right  mind  would 
want  to  let  this  happen,  or  even 
worse  to  make  it  happen. 

An  astounding  90  percent  of  cam- 
pus rapes  happen  when  one  or  more 
of  the  involved  parties  is  under  the 
influence  of  alcohol.  Rape  is  an 
unspeakable  crime,  and  cannot  be 
accepted,  drunk  or  sober.  Many 
accused  will  blame  the  alcohol  for 
what  happened.  Alcohol  is  not  to 


blame.  They  are.  People  who  cannot 
handle  drinking  or  are  unable  to 
show  proper  judgement  when  drunk 
simply  should  nol  be  in  that  situa- 
tion. The  next  morning  is  loo  late  lo 
realize  the  consequences  of  the 
events  of  Ihe  previous  night. 

The  same  is  also  true  of  sex 
between  consenting  persons.  Alcohol 
can  lower  someone's  guard,  making 
sexual  activity  more  casual.  One  of 
the  facts  of  life  is  that  casual  sex  goes 
hand  in  hand  with  sexually  transmit- 
ted diseases.  What  seems  like  so 
much  fun  on  one  night  all  too  often 
becomes  all  too  stressful  the  next 
morning.  This  has  never  been  truer 
than  in  our  lime,  the  lime  of  AIDS.  A 
few  drinks  can  f>ave  the  way  to  a  long 
and  painful  death. 

The  statistics  could  go  on  and  on, 
but  the  results  will  always  be  the 
same.  When  loo  much  alcohol  is  con- 
sumed, odds  are  that  someone  or 
someone  will  be  hurt.  It's  the  truth. 
Although  alcohol  is  pictured  as  being 
glamorous  and  ihe  thing  to  do.  when 
not  moderately  consumed,  it  can  easi- 
ly turn  into  a  wrecking  ball,  bashing 
repeatedly  the  building  which  at  one 
point  was  a  life. 

Many  people  here  on  campus  will 
try  lo  convince  you  that  drinking  is 
the  only  way  lo  have  fun  here  at 
UMass.  Here's  another  option.  Not 
drinking.  There  are  so  many  people  on 
this  campus  that  it  is  always  easy  lo 
find  someone  lo  hang  out  with  or 
something  to  do.  If  you  still  feel  you 
must  drink,  drink  responsibly.  Know 
your  limits.  If  this  doesn't  appeal  to 
you.  go  ahead  and  drink  heavily.  With 
any  luck,  you  won't  end  up  hung  over, 
imprisoned  or  worse  in  the  morning. 

Mark  McGrath  is  a  Collegian  staff 
member. 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Friday,  October  21,  1994  /  Page  5 


Arts  &  Living 


Deee-Lite  grooves  at  Pearl  St.  on  Sunday 


ByMottAudeNe 

Coll«gian  Staff 


Is  the  groove  still  in  the  heart?  You 
bet,  and  Deee-Lite  are  bringing  it  to 
the  Valley  this  Sunday  night  when 
they  perform  their  info-drenched 
dance  tunes  at  Pearl  Street  Nightclub 
in  Northampton. 

The  trio,  made  up  of  Lady  Kier,  D| 
Dimitry  and  Towa  Tei.  emerged  in 
1990  with  their  critically  praised 
Eleklra  debut  World  Clique. 

The  album's  clever  combination  of 
goofy  psychadelica  and  groovy  house 
beats,  sent  it  straight  up  the  charts 
thanks  in  part  lo  the  ultra-catchy  sin- 
gle "Groove  is  in  the  Heart." 

In  1992  Deee-Lite  look  a  change 
of  direction,  both  musically  and  com- 
mercially, with  their  follow  up 
Infinity  Within. 

The  record  focused  less  on  the 
good-feeling  vibe  of  their  previous 
release,  and  instead  concentrated  on 
more  political  and  as  well  as  global 
issues. 

Songs  entitled  "I  Had  A  Dream  I 
Was  Falling  Through  A  Hole  in  the 
Ozone  Layer,"  showed  that  the  group 
had  a  little  more  on  their  mind  than 
just  trying  to  move  your  feet. 

"During  the  Gulf  War  and  Bush 
years  we  felt  it  was  important  to  use 
the  platform  we  had  in  the  media 
responsibly,"  said  Kier. 

Now  that  the  group  has  got  that 
aspect  of  their  career  out  of  their  sys- 
tem, they  have  relumed  to  their  club 
roots  with  their  latest  release 
Dewdrops  in  the  Garden. 

"We're  going  back  to  our  original 
concept,"  Kier  explains.  "People  have 
enough  problems,  they  don't  have  to 
hear  it  in  music,  lust  making  uplifting 
music  is  a  political  statement  in  itself. 
We  want  lo  strengthen  their  spirit  on 
the  dance  floor  so  they  can  diffuse 
the  dissatisfaction  from  daily  global 
destruction." 

With  all  that  in  mind,  Deee-Lite 
have  managed  to  create  an  album 
that  hamesses  all  their  earlier  style, 
but  manages  to  create  a  looser,  less 
calculated  vibe. 

"It  was  much  more  spontaneous, 
we'd  go  out  to  a  club,  come  home  and 
jam.  We  were  able  to  keep  it  fresh  by 
not  booking  studio  time  in  advance." 

With  this  new  outlook,  and  a 
reborn  desire  lo  get  your  booty  mov- 
ing, Sunday  night's  show  should 


Hudsucker  Proxy  takes 
the  devilish  ride  to  video 
in  homes  over  the  nation 


By  Patricio  Bibb/ 

Aivxioted  Press 


Oh  those  fabulous  Coen  broth- 
ers! The  makers  of  Raising 
Arizona.  Miller's  Crossing  and 
Barton  Fink  have  simply  outdone 
themselves  with  the  deliciously 
stylish  The  Hudsucker  Proxy. 

The  Coen  sensibility  —  dark, 
moody,  quirky  and  ominous  — 
can  be  an  acquired  taste:  some 
gripe  that  Ethan  and  |oel  Coen 
give  their  films  more  style  than 
substance.  And  certainly  The 
Hudsucker  Proxy  doesn't  over- 
whelm with  its  message  —  if  there 
even  is  one  —  but  the  ride  is  so 
diabolically  devilish  that  it's  hard 
lo  complain. 

The  Hudsucker  Proxy  is  first 
and  foremost  a  stunning  film  to 
watch.  Its  thoroughly  captivating 
visuals  will  leave  you  spellbound 
with  grand  sets  that  dominate  its 
characters  in  a  sea  of  art  deco.  It's 
also  has  a  snappy  screenplay  by 
the  Coens  and  Sam  Raimi. 
Dialogue  doesn't  just  How,  it  races 
by  like  ihe  A  train. 

The  Hudsucker  Proxy  is  the 
story  of  greed  and  one  man's 
dumb  luck  that  almost  thwarts 
everything. 

When  the  head  of  Hudsucker 
Industries  leaps  from  a  window  in 
the  44th  floor  board  room  to 
"merge  with  the  infinite,'  the 
board  members  scramble  to  keep 
the  company  intact. 

Lead  by  the  steely  Sidney 
Mussburger  (Paul  Newman),  the 
board  decides  to  drive  down  the 
price  of  the  company  stock  before 
it  is  offered  to  the  public  so  they 
can  snap  it  up  themselves  and 
retain  control. 


Mussburger  decides  the  best 
way  lo  ignite  panic  among  ihe 
stockbrokers  is  to  appoint  an 
absolute  imbecile  as  president. 
Enter  the  fumbling,  bumbling  but 
ever-earnest  Norville  Barnes  (Tim 
Robbins.)  a  recent  graduate  from 
the  Muncie  College  of  Business 
Administration. 

And  right  behind  Barnes  is  Ihe 
hard-nosed,  fast-talking,  cigarette- 
smoking  Tough  Broad  girl 
reporter.  Amy  Archer  (lennifer 
lason  Leigh,)  who  will  stake  her 
Pulitzer  on  sniffing  out  Barnes  as 
a  fraud. 

She  hires  on  as  his  secretary  and 
begins  to  discover  that  the  man  is 
indeed  a  palsy.  Norville  doesn't 
have  a  clue,  much  less  an  idea. 

But  it's  not  so  simple,  and  it's  in 
the  unraveling  of  this  tale  that  The 
Hudsucker  Proxy  has  its  fun.  Part 
of  the  reason  is  that  the  Coens  lav- 
ish the  story  with  layer  upon  layer 
of  delightfully  outrageous  detail. 
It's  absurd  and  it  works. 

Robbins  is  a  master  at  these 
kinds  of  roles,  too.  Ever  since  he 
turned  in  his  perfectly  dopey 
"Nuke"  Laloosh  in  Bull  Durham, 
he's  cornered  the  market  on  sweet 
simpletons.  In  this  role,  he's  affa- 
ble enough  but  a  there's  a  lack  of 
complexity  that  tends  to  be 
dulling. 

Leigh,  on  ihe  other  hand,  gives 
a  performance  that  seems  like 
Katharine  Hepburn  on  ampheta- 
mines in  "Woman  of  Ihe  Year." 
Obviously,  her  character  is  sup- 
posed to  be  overdrawn,  but  one 
senses  Leigh  trying  just  a  little  too 
hard. 

Nonetheless,  this  is  the  Coens  at 
their  finest  —  sexy,  stylish  and 
completely  entertaining. 


couarn*  iosh  kmoan 


Deee-Lite  (fronn  left)  D|  ON-E,  Lady  Keir  and  Super  D|  Dmitry 


prove  lo  be  a  real  boogie-down  party. 
How  can  they  go  v/rong  with  their 
self-proclaimed,  "irippy  trippy  trance 
hiphoppity  funk  on  a  dub  trip,  with  a 
rub  a  dub  soul  sip,  progressive  jazz 
jouse  work  it  to  the  bone  house 


nipped  out  freak  beat  global  minded 
street  beat  deep  jungle  break  beat  as 
long  as  it  makes  you  move  your 
happy  feet,"  music. 
Couldn't  have  said  it  better  myselL 
Deee-Lite  will  perform  on  Sunday, 


Oct.  25.  at  Pearl  St.  in  Northampton. 
The  show  is  18*.  and  the  doors  open 
at  8  p.m.  Tickets  are  available  at  For 
The  Record,  Tix  Unlimited,  and  all 
Strawberries.  For  more  information, 
please  call  584-7771. 


New  Roxette  disc  takes 
the  fast  food  track  to  top 


By  David  Bauder 

Associated  Press 


ALBANY.  NY.  — 

Cheeseburger,  french  fries, 
chocolate  shake.  . .  and  a  Roxette 
CD? 

That  strange  order  was  heard  in 
recent  weeks  at  McDonald's,  a 
curious  development  that  has  both 
intrigued  and  infuriated  people 
who  sell  music  for  a  living. 

The  ubiquitous  restaurant 
chain,  as  part  of  a  charity  drive 
and  new  product  lest,  offered  spe- 
cial compact  discs  for  sale  in 
September  from  Garth  Brooks, 
Elton  lohn,  Tina  Turner  and 
Roxette.  They  sold  for  $5.99,  or 
less  than  half  the  price  of  CDs  in 
most  record  stores. 

Three  of  the  artists  offered 
abbreviated  CDs  filled  with  male- 
rial  thai  had  long  since  been  avail- 
able at  music  stores.  But 
Roxette.  a  Swedish  pop  band 
more  popular  in  Europe  than  in 
the  United  Stales,  instead  offered 
a  CD  with  most  of  the  songs  from 
an  album  that  hadn't  yet  been 
released  in  this  country. 

This  move  has  made  them  new 
enemies  among  record  retailers, 
who  are  angry  that  a  restaurant 


got  the  jump  on  them. 

The  National  Record  Mart 
chain,  which  has  126  stores,  .said 
it  would  ignore  the  new  Roxette 
album.  Another  chain.  Best  Buy. 
is  only  begrudgingly  selling  it.  A 
spokesman  said  the  chain  bought 
500  discs  for  its  175  stores,  when 
it  would  have  bought  10,000  oth- 
erwise. 

"We  don't  feel  it's  beneficial 
for  the  long-term  success  of  the 
artist,  because  it  essentially  deval- 
ues their  work,"  sniffed  Carole 
McLeod.  spokeswoman  for  the 
Albany,  N.Y, -based  Trans  World 
Entertainment,  which  owns  700 
music  stores  in  41  states.  Trans 
World  hasn't  decided  whether  to 
stock  the  Roxette  CD. 

For  Roxette,  it  was  an  atten- 
tion-getting marketing  ploy  that 
has  worked  brilliantly:  In  three 
weeks,  they  sold  more  than 
750,000  copies  of  a  CD  filled  with 
music  no  one  had  ever  heard 
before,  according  to  EMI  Records. 

More  than  10  million  CDs  by 
all  the  artists  were  sold  by 
McDonald's,  said  Charles 
Koppelman,  EMI's  chief  executive 
officer.  One  dollar  from  each  sale 
is  targeted  for  Ronald  McDonald 
Children's  Charities. 


Digable  Planets  disappoint  with  new  Blowout  Comb 


By  Coleb  Cochron 

Collegian  Staff 


BLOWOUT  COMB 

Digable  Planets 
Pendulum 

If  you  were  looking  for  more  of  the 
same  from  rap  trio  Digable  Planets 
on  their  second  album.  Blowout 
Comb,  you're  going  to  be  disappoint 
ed. 

Whether  you  think  the  album  is 
better  or  worse  than  I993's  splendid 
debut  Reachin'  (a  new  refutation  of 
lime  and  space),  there  is  no  question 
that  the  album  is,  if  nothing  else, 
vastly  different  from  the  first  album. 

Reachin'  had  a  definite  jazz  influ 
encc  to  it,  and  with  Blowout  Comb, 
the  group  has  moved  toward  even 
more  of  a  jazz-infused  sound. 

While  this  works  at  times,  the 
dreamy  jazz  motif  grows  tired  quickly 
and  generally  detracts  from  the  quali- 
ty of  the  album.  Gone  are  the  light 
rhymes  and  smooth  sounds  that  made 
Reachin'  huch  a  brilliant  collection. 

The  songs  are  much  less  structured 
here  than  on  the  debut  album.  The 
Planets  have  turned  to  psychedelic 
choruses  and  overbearing  beats 
v^hich  take  the  focus  away  from  the 
voices  of  rappers  Butterfly, 
Doodlebug  and  I,adybug. 

On  Reachin'.  the  lyrics  were  clear, 
the  beats  were  present  but  not  gratu- 


itous, and  the  songs,  for  the  most 
part,  had  some  sort  of  message  or 
story. 

On  Blowout  Comb,  however,  the 
songs  are  much  longer  and  take  too 
long  to  develop.  "Black  Ego,"  for 
example,  one  of  the  album's  better 
songs,  clocks  in  at  just  over  seven 
minutes.  The  tunc  could  be  pared 
down  to  about  four  minutes  and  be 
better  and  sharper  than  the  current 
version. 

Indeed,  quantity  prevails  over  qual- 
ity for  much  of  Blowout  Comb.  Five 
songs  are  at  least  five  minutes  long, 
and  three  are  close  lo,  or  over,  seven 
minutes.  For  a  rap  song  (or  any  pop 
song,  for  that  matter.)  seven  minutes 
is  just  too  long. 

A  quick  glance  al  the  time  list  for 
Reachin'  shows  that  the  songs  aver- 
age about  four  minutes,  with  none 
longer  than  5:06.  The  result  is  a 
much  tighter  and  more  cohesive 
group  of  songs.  After  a  while. 
Blowout  Comb  tums  into  one  giant, 
amorphous  groove  which  is  better 
suited  for  napping  than  anything  else. 

As  far  as  the  rapping  goes. 
Blowout  Comb  never  manages  to 
match  Ihe  snappy  wit  and  sharp  lyrics 
of  Reachin'.  For  one  thing,  the  vocal- 
ists are  too  often  muffled  behind 
annoying  backbeats  and  too-loud 
instruments  to  even  be  understood. 

I  adybug,  the  female  third  of 
Digable    Planets,    is    showcased 


Intercommunul  SouimI  ScrvKc 


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BLOWOUT  COMB 


<  nutnsi  nnanuu  ■timin 


Digable  Planets'  new  album:  Bhwout  Comb 


throughout  much  of  the  album.  Her 
performance  is  much  stronger  than 
those  of  Butlerfiy  and  Doodlebug, 
both  of  whom  seem  to  rap  substantial- 
ly less  on  this  album,  even  though 
both  albums  arc  of  comparable  length. 
One  wonders  what  has  happened 
to  the  group  that  produced  such  con- 
cise and  catchy  tracks  as  'Where  I'm 


From"  and  "Swt)on  Units"  just  a  year 
and  a  half  ago.  The  trio  has  apparent- 
ly decided,  for  the  moment,  at  least, 
to  abandon  the  style  that  made  them 
such  a  success  in  the  first  place,  and 
that's  too  bad 

Let's  hope  that  Blowout  Comb  rep- 
resents nothing  more  than  a  sopho- 
more slump.  C> 


Gin  Blossoms  want  to  move  ahead  after  loss  of  Hopkins 


By  EilMfl  Loh 
Asiocialad  Press 


NEW  ORLEANS  —  After  the  suicide  of  guitarist  Doug 
Hopkins,  who  composed  the  Gin  Blossoms'  two  phe 
nomenally  successful  hits.  "Hey  jealousy'  and  "Found 
Out  About  You,'  most  fans  not  only  bade  a  sad  farewell 
lo  Hopkins,  but  worried  about  the  future  of  the  band 
itself. 

How  could  the  Gin  Blossoms  hope  lo  match  the 
resounding  popularity  of  their  debut  album.  "New 
Miserable  Experience.'  without  Hopkins  and  his  paradox- 
ically poppy  sound,  morose  lyrics  and  sardonic  guitar 
style? 

"I  miss  him.  but  I'm  nol  one  of  those  people  who  sil 
around  and  think  of  the  past.'  lead  singer  Robin  Wilson 
said  in  an  interview,  'Actually,  the  Gin  Blossoms  are  real 
ly  excited  lo  make  a  record  without  any  Doug  Hopkins 
songs  on  it.' 

Fans  weren't  so  optimistic  about  the  Tempe.  Ariz, 
band's  future  last  December,  when  a  friend  of  Hopkins' 
discovered  the  32-year-old  musician's  body  at  home. 

In  truth,  the  Blossoms  had  authored  their  own  fate. 
The  guitarist  and  songwriter's  devastating  drinking  prob 
lem  had  disrupted  their  work  one  lime  too  many.  So 
Hopkins  was  fired  from  the  band  in  April  1992.  long 
before  he  put  a  .38-caliber  pistol  in  his  mouth  and 
squeezed  the  trigger. 

The  split  came  before  the  album  was  completed,  before 


Hopkins'  songs  exploded  onto  the  charts  —  before  any  of 
them,  including  Hopkins,  realized  just  how  significant  his 
work  would  be. 

Wilson  said  he  worked  with  Hopkins  after  he  and  the 
band  parted  company. 

'He  finally  admitted  lo  me  that  nobody  sang  his  songs 
the  way  I  did."  Wilson  recalled. 

Of  the  12  songs  on  "New  Miserable  Experience," 
Hopkins  wrote  four  (three  of  which  were  the  album's  first 
released  singles),  co-wrote  two  and  played  guitar  through- 
out. He  received  credit  for  his  work,  but  the  album's 
cover  photograph  featured  his  replacement,  Scott 
lohnson. 

Hopkins  had  made  no  bones  about  his  animosity 
toward  his  former  friends,  when  the  Gin  Blossoms,  play- 
ing his  songs,  were  taking  off  without  him  —  even  though 
the  group  hadn't  ruled  out  future  collaborations  with  him 

'it's  my  song,  but  I  don't  enjoy  it,"  Hopkins  had  said  of 
"Hey  jealousy." 

'When  it  comes  on  the  radio,  I  lum  it  off,  because  I 
don't  really  want  to  hear  that.  It  doesn't  make  me  feel 
good  or  anything." 

Wilson  said  that  although  he  felt  bad  about  Hopkins' 
decline,  he  and  his  bar>dmates  couldn't  allow  Ihe  guitarist 
to  drag  down  the  rest  of  ihc  group  with  him. 

"When  we  found  out  that  the  label  wanted  to  release 
'Found  Out  About  You'  as  a  single,"  Wilson  recalled.  "I 
tried  lo  find  him.  A  friend  of  mine  finally  bumped  into 
him.  ...  I  spent  three  hours  with  him  that  night.  It's  really 


important  to  me.  because  I  was  able  lo  make  my  peace 
with  him  and  that  was  really  the  last  conversation  we  ever 
had. 

"Sumetimes.  when  I  think  I'm  writing  something  really 
good.  I  think  Doug  would  be  really  proud  of  me.  I  can't 
sing  'Found  Oui  About  You'  without  thinking  about  him. 
...  I  think  about  him  every  day. 

"But  you  can't  second-guess  yourself;  you  can't  blame 
yourself.  It  would  be  really  stupid  to  say  that  we  could 
have  done  something  to  prevent  it. 

'All  I  can  do  is  miss  him.  artd  sing  his  songs  the  best  I 
can*  The  Blossoms  are  writing  new  songs  to  add  lo  the 
cache  they  already  have,  Wilson  said,  and  plan  to  record 
their  follow-up  album  in  April. 

For  now,  they're  cashing  in  on  the  strong  salcv  of  "New 
Miserable  Experience,"  and  touring  inicrmiiicnily  with 
other  booming  quasi-alternative  bands  such  as  Cracker 
and  the  Spin  Doctors.  They  also  appeared  at  Willie 
Nelson's  Farm  Aid  VII  concert  in  New  Orleans  in 
September. 

While  Ihe  band  is  realistic  about  Hopkins'  contribu- 
tions to  the  first  album,  Wilson  said,  his  absence  won't 
necessarily  relegate  them  to  Ihe  dustbin  After  all.  Wilson 
and  guitarist  Jesse  Valenzuela  wrote  two  modest  hits  from 
the  album,  "Mrs.  Rita'  and  'Until  I  Fall  Away."  among 
others. 

"I  know  how  volatile  the  music  industry  really  is,  and 
people  could  turn  on  us,"  Wilson  said  'Bui  I'm  really 
excited  about  the  future  of  the  Gin  Blossoms  " 


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THE  MASSACHUSETIS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Crew  to  race  in  premier  event 


By  Jody  King 

Collegian  Ston 


"Thi>  weekend  will  Ik'  the  most  prestigiuuM  of  all  our 
races.  Ii  i>  ihe  premier  race.  Il  is  comparable  to  the 
championship  c\eni  in  olhcr  t.ili  >port.  and  we  are  hop- 
ing to  be  up  there  \^iih  some  ul  ihe  stronger  women's 
crews,"  Mjvsdctiuselis  Cva^h  |mi  Dielz  said  of  Sunday's 
race 

It  is  the  Head  v\  \hc  (.  hjrlcs.  and  il  is  cited  as  the  pre- 
mier event  of  the  tall  rowing  season 

This  weekend  the  UMass  women's  crew  team  will  be 
competing  in  what  is  the  second  largest  athletic  event  in 
Massdchusctl-.  second  onl>  to  the  Boston  Marathon  in 
number  ol  competitors. 

The  governor  annually  declares  the  Head  ol  the  Charles 
!.,  closing  both  Sturrow  Drive  and  Memorial 
I  the  half  of  a  tnillion  spectators  who  usually 

show  up  to  watch  the  races,  tailgate  and  barbecue,  com- 
pete and  sc>eialize 

The  races  begin  at  K  a  m.  and  continue  through  the 
championship  eight  races  around  4  p.m. 

The  Head  of  the  Charles  will  include  16  races,  most 
with  both  a  women's  and  men's  competition.  Each  of  the 
races  have  a  limit  uf  40  boats,  all  of  which  are  at  capaci 
t> 

This  sear  the  Minutcwomen  have  two  boats  entered. 
The  \aisity  women's  eight,  which  aside  from  injury  has 
remained  the  same  for  the  fall  sc.i^oii.  is  entered  under  ihe 
UMass  colors 

The  second  UMass  Kiai,  i\hich  has  gone  through  some 
minor  ch.ingcs  as  some  rowers  ha\e  scat  raced  in,  will  be 
roviing  under  the  colors  of  the  Thames  River  Skulls  [the 
crew  that  Dictz  coaches  in  the  olf-seasuti|. 

One  added  pressure  for  the  women  is  the  fact  that  both 


lx>als  will  be  competing  in  the  same  race. 

For  the  Charles,  boats  that  are  within  10  percent  of  the 
winning  boat's  time  from  last  year  are  seeded.  All  others 
are  placed  in  a  lotterv 

"■The  luck  really  Icll  in  our  favor.  Not  only  were  we 
picked,  but  we  were  lucky  enough  to  have  two  boats 
entered."  Dietz  said. 

It  is  not  unusual  for  schools  to  enter  mure  than  one 
crew  under  different  names.  Schools  with  successful  row- 
ing reputations  such  as  Harvard,  Yale  and  Northeastern, 
enter  two  boats  almost  every  year. 

The  course  of  the  race  begins  at  the  Boston  University 
Boathouse  by  the  bridge  at  the  bason  of  the  Charles 
River. 

The  course  then  winds  upstream  for  approximately 
three  miles,  passing  through  seven  bridges  along  the 
river. 

The  Head  of  the  Chuile.s  is  scenic  and  easy  to  view 
from  many  angles  along  the  bank  because  the  river  is  so 
narrow. 

"The  women  are  very  excited.  Everything  is  coming 
together.  Now  we  need  to  focus  on  being  contenders  with 
Dartmouth,  BU,  and  UNH,"  Dietz  said. 

With  their  high  finish  in  the  Head  of  the  Connecticut 
125:53.29],  the  Minutcwomen  hope  to  leave  behind  the 
schools  in  their  current  division.  The  UMass  Rowers  will 
be  leaving  them  behind  lor  good  in  1996  when  they  step 
up  a  level. 

In  their  fust  season  n^  ,i  varsity  team,  the  Minutcwomen 
have  put  on  quite  a  shou  so  far,  and  the  spring  sprint 
races  should  prove  to  be  exciting.  But  for  now,  their  locus 
is  in  Cambridge  for  Sunda\  s  race. 

"This  race  will  be  good  for  us  to  find  out  how  we  are 
with  suinc  of  the  stronger  women's  crews.  We've  been 
training  hard  this  fall  to  prepare  for  the  spnng. 


Bobbin'  for  apples 


(MMflON  SMITH  /  COlLECIAN 

The  University  of  Massachusetts  women's  rugby  team  will  travel  to  Amherst  College  tomorrow  morning  at 
1 1  a.m.,  continuing  a  local-team  rivalry. 


Hockey 


Albert 


continued  ffom  page  8 

the  forwards  arc  untested.  Sophomore  left  wing  Neil 
Donovan,  one  of  many  Catholic  Memorial  High  School 
products  in  the  league,  had  a  good  freshman  year  (7- 
10-17)  and  may  be  on  the  verge  of  a  breakthrough  season. 

Lowell  is  fortunate  that  it  boasts  an  experienced  bunch 
of  blueliners,  who  will  have  to  help  Lindsay  case  into  his 
pressurized  role.  Senior  Captain  Aaron  Kriss  is  big 
l6-foot-2  inches,  204  pounds)  and  reliable,  with  88 
Division  I  games  to  his  credit.  Drafted  by  the  San  lose 
Sharks  in  1991  |lllh  round,  221sl  overall),  Kriss  is  a 
quiet  leader  who  continues  to  improve.  Sophomore  Ed 
Campbell  can  also  wrap  up  a  few  forwards  with  his 
imposing  frame  |t>-fooi-2.  198  pounds)  and  could  be  a 
kc\  to  the  Riverhawks'  power  play. 

UMass-Amhcrst  is  obviously  the  youngest  team  in  the 
conference,  but  their  state  school  brethren  to  the  east  and 
north  are  not  far  behind.  Kriss,  defenseman  Paul  Bolto 
and  center  Eric  Brown  are  the  only  seniors  on  the  roster. 

Crowder  has  done  a  good  job  recruiting  former  local 
high  school  standouts.  In  addition  to  Donovan.  Crowder 
also  landed  forward  larrod  Dibona,  a  redshirt  freshman 
who  dazzled  during  his  prep  career  at  Archbishop 
Williams,  and  dcfcnsman  lason  Cormier,  one  of  the  high- 
est-scoring players  at  his  position  in  the  public  school 
division  during  his  days  at  Waltham  High  School. 

UMass  Coach  loc  Mallen  may  have  actually  outdone 
Crowder,  and  that  competition  for  signecs  ought  to  natu- 
rally extend  onto  the  ice,  which  Cmwder  hopes  il  will 

"I  think  it's  great.  I  think  it's  going  to  be  good  for  both 
schools,"  Crowder  said.  'It's  going  to  be  an  opportunity 
for  a  little  bit  of  rivalry  for  bragging  rights,  and  hopefully 
we'll  gel  the  | Massachusetts)  governor  ) William  Weld)  to 


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because  I  feel  that  it  is  a  crime  for  us  to  not  perform  up 

to  our  abilities. 

"I  really  don't  want  to  see  this  team  underachieve.  [The 
pre-game  talk  at  W&M)  just  came  out." 

As  to  why  Albert's  play  is  somewhat  overshadowed,  it 
may  have  to  do  with  that  fact  that  his  game  is  a  simple 
one.  The  soft-spoken  Albert  plays  and  excels,  and  lets  his 
game  do  the  talking. 

'He's  not  maybe  as  flashy  as  Corky  [Corcoran),  but, 
boy,  you  look  at  the  numbers,  and  they're  not  all  that  far 
apart.*  said  Hodges. 

For  Hodges,  his  coaching  staff  and  the  players,  having  a 
guy  like  Albert  around  is  special.  Players  with  Albert's 
work  ethic,  intensity  and  dedication  to  all  aspects  of  life 
are  hard  to  find. 

"You  know,  it's  going  to  be  funny  not  having  him 
around  next  year.  He's  as  good  as  it  gets," 

"The  coaches  always  say  that  if  you  work  hard,  you  get 
what  you  deserve,"  said  Albcn.  "I  think  I'm  a  testament  of 
those  beliefs." 

Albert  and  the  Minulcmen  |4-2.  5-1  in  Yankee 
Conference)  head  down  to  Delaware  to  lake  on  ihc 
Fighlin'  Blue  Hens  ['i-'i.  2-3  in  YanCon)  tomorrow  after- 
noon at  Delaware  Stadium  [  I  p.m.  | 

The  Fighlin'  Blue  Hens  arc  coming  off  a  28-3  win  over 
at  Richmond,  accumalaling  414  total  yards,  with  3U7 
coming  on  the  ground. 

Delaware  was  knocked  off  the  Top  25  poll  for  the  first 
time  in  42  weeks  of  play,  dating  back  to  the  1991  pre- 
season poll.  The  Minutcmcn-Hens  game  is  Homecoming, 
just  as  the  game  was  last  year  at  Massachusetts 


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Men's  soccer  to  face  URI 


By  Brian  Gonnley 

Colleglon  Staff 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  men's  soccer  team 
will  have  lo  shake  off  Wednesday's  3-2  loss  to 
Dartmouth  to  be  ready  to  face  Rhode  Island  Saturday, 
a  game  that  could  put  them  in  position  to  win  the 
Atlantic  10  championship. 

The  Minutemen  are  now  8-5-1  overall  and  4-1  in 
the  A-  10.  If  they  win  their  remaining  A-IO  games  at 
Rhode  Island  this  weekend  and  against  St 
Bonaventure  Thursday  at  home,  they  will  be  the 
Atlantic  10  regular  season  champions.  If  they  lo.sc  to 
Rhode  Island  they  will  still  make  the  A-IO  tourna- 
ment, but  they  would  lose  out  on  the  chance  to  get  the 
number  one  seed. 

Standing  in  the  way  are  the  Rhode  Island  Rams,  a 
team  Massachusetts  Coach  Sam  Koch  said  that  is 
iTiuch  better  than  their  7-8  record. 

"Rhode  Island  has  had  a  very  tough  schedule,"  Koch 
said.  "They  have  beaten  some  very  good  teams  and 
they  have  lost  lo  some  very  good  teams.  They  lost  to 
San  Francisco,  which  is  a  national  powerhouse  and 
they  lost  in  overtime  to  Rutgers,  but  they  beat  Stanford 
on  the  road." 

Koch  said  this  is  a  particularly  bad  lime  to  play  the 
Rams  because  ihey  need  the  win  much  more  than 
Massachusetts  does. 

"Their  backs  arc  against  tne  wall.  They  are  2-3  in 
the  A-  10.  If  they  beat  us  they  are  in  the  tournament, 
if  they  lose  they  arc  out.  They  have  everything  to  gain 
and  nothing  lo  lose,"  he  said.  'This  is  also  their 
homecoming  weekend  and  they  should  draw  a  big 
crowd." 


In  Wednesday's  loss  to  Dartmouth,  Koch  said  their 
offensive  attack  was  forced  too  much  into  the  middle 
of  the  field.  He  said  against  Rhode  Island, 
Massachusetts  needs  to  attack  the  flanks  more  so  that 
they  can  spread  out  the  defense  and  put  pressure  on 
individual  defenders.  He  said  he  does  not  expect  to  get 
any  easy  goals  against  ihe  Rams,  who  are  sound  defen- 
sively and  have  a  good  goalkeeper. 

The  other  areas  Massachusetts  needs  to  work  on 
include  switching  fields  and  working  off  of  the  ball, 
Koch  said.  He  said  offensively,  they  have  been  get- 
ting "a  little  lazy"  in  getting  open  and  making  things 
as  easy  as  possible  for  their  teammates.  Koch  said  if 
the  Minutemen  are  able  lo  put  more  pressure  on  the 
defense  they  will  create  more  good  scoring  opportu- 
nities and  more  chances  to  use  the  corner  kick, 
which  has  become  one  of  their  best  offensive 
weapons. 

"Our  comer  kick  is  much  belter  now,  and  I  feel  we 
have  a  chance  to  score  on  it  every  time,"  he  said. 
"(Forward)  Dave  Siljanovski  has  worked  on  the  service 
from  the  comer  and  he  has  got  it  down  lo  the  point 
where  we  can  put  the  ball  exactly  where  we  want  il. 
It's  very  hard  to  defend  against." 

Koch  said  the  game  against  the  Rams  is  definitely 
the  biggest  one  of  the  season.  He  said  the  way 
Massachusetts  faces  this  challenge  will  be  a  good  indi- 
cator of  how  good  the  Minulcmen  are. 

'It  will  be  a  real  good  test  for  us,"  Koch  said.  "Are 
we  a  good  team'.'  If  we  are,  we  will  win  on  Saturday. 
We  have  shown  improvement.  The  last  game  against 
Dartmouth  was  a  half  a  step  back  for  us,  but  we  would 
love  to  win  this  game  because  the  kids  really  deserve  a 
chance  to  win  the  A-10  Championship." 


Men  s  water  polo  to  compete  in  California 


By  Allison  Connolly 

Collegian  Correspondent 


This  weekend,  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  men's  water  polo  team 
(22-3  overall,  20-2  in  the  Eastern 
Water  Polo  Association)  will  compete 
in  the  Baldyvicw  Tournament  in 
Claremonl.  Calif.  _ 

The  Minutemen  will  be  matched 
up  with  nationally-ranked  teams  in 
the  Top  Ten.  UMass  is  currently 
ranked  llth  in  the  nation  and  has 
recently  set  a  new  school  record  for 
22  consecutive  victories. 

"This  weekend  will  be  good  experi- 
ence for  the  NCAA  Championships," 
Coach  Russ  Yarworth  said.  "It  will 
give  us  a  good  idea  of  how  we'll  play 
and  what  to  anticipate." 

The  first  match  of  the  tournament 
will  be  played  on  Friday  against  tenth 
ranked  Air  Force.  This  contest  will 
set  the  tone  for  the  rest  of  the  week- 
end. 

The  last  time  they  met,  the 
Minutemen  beai  them  8-7.  UMass 
was  up  7-2  when  they  let  Air  Force 
back  in  it  for  the  final  score. 
Yarworth  said  he  is  most  concerned 
wnth  this  match-up. 

"I'ln  a  little  frustrated  because  we 


beat  them  head-to-head  when  we 
played  them,  yet  they're  ranked 
ahead  of  us  in  the  polls,"  Yarworth 
said.  "The  guys  are  using  this  as  a 
motivating  factor.  Obviously,  we're 
not  getting  any  respect." 

Friday's  match  will  be  the  first  out- 
door game  for  the  Minulcmen.  They 
will  also  have  lo  deal  with  travel 
stress  and  fatigue.  Air  Force  also  has 
the  advantage  of  having  played  in 
California  more  frequently. 

After  last  weekend's  victorious 
sweeps  over  Brown  University  and 
Harvard  University,  the  Minutemen 
are  ready. 

The  strengths  of  this  team  are  indi- 
vidual skills. 

"Our  players  are  individually  tal- 
ented," said  Yarworth.  "The  way  we 
blended  the  team  this  year,  it  accen- 
tuates Ihesc  players." 

High  scorers  Luis  Limardo  (0.574 
shooting  percentage)  and  senior 
co-captain  lavier  Gonzalez  (0.51  1 
shooting  percentage)  will  be  the  key 
players  on  the  offensive  front. 

Last  year,  Limardo  scored  five 
goals  in  the  victory  over 
California-San  Diego  at  the  NCAA 
Championships.  Gonzalez  will  be  out 
to  break  several  records  this  week- 


end, including  personal  goals,  which 
he  set  last  season  at  78. 

The  Minutemen  will  also  see  the 
return  of  Bob  Coletti  from  sick  leave 
and  goalie  Alex  Mujica,  who  stands 
first  all-  lime  in  save  percentage,  sec- 
ond in  total  saves,  and  third  in  goals 
against  average.  Goalie  Paul  Engin 
will  also  be  a  standout  fur  defense. 

The  team  has  been  working  on 
their  conditioning  level  this  past 
week  in  practice, 

"I'm  more  concerned  about  us 
adapting  lo  the  physical  level  of  play 
and  the  counter-attack  fast-break," 
Yarworth  said.  "It's  a  lot  different 
when  you  go  out  there.  It's  a  different 
style  of  refereeing  and  quality  of 
counter-attack." 

Yarworth  also  has  the  team  work- 
ing on  its  power  play,  man-up  and 
man-down  percentages.  "I  would  like 
to  see  a  60  percent  conversion  rale 
on  offense,  and  hope  the  other  team 
has  30  percent." 

The  Minutemen  will  play  the 
Redlands  and  Santa  Clara  on 
Saturday.  Yarworth  anticipates  that 
his  team  will  meet  No.  12  San  Diego 
and  seventh-ranked  Santa  Barbara 
on  Sunday,  but  only  Saturday's 
results  will  tell. 


NATHAN  MAK'IN     COutClAN 


Senior  Danielle  Borges  and  the  University  of  Massac  husetu  field  hockey  team  played  against  Boston  University, 
but  the  game  was  stopped  because  of  rain.  The  Minutewomen  travel  to  Connecticut  Sunday  afternoon. 


Field  Hockey 


continued  from  poge  8 

six  teams  nationally  that  UMass  has  a  losing  record 
against  as  the  Huskies  lead  the  all  time  scries  I  3-10-2. 

'In  the  UMass  tradition,  UConn  is  the  game,"  said 
Donnelly  "It's  alwavs  been  the  end  of  the  year.  It's  always 
an  outstanding  game  This  is  the  first  year  in  a  few  years 
that  it's  really  going  to  live  up  lo  what  il  used  lo  be." 

UConn  enters  the  game  in  somewhat  of  a  slump. 
After  starting  the  season  strongly,  it  has  slipped  lo  No. 
8  in  the  polls  after  several  losses  including  an  upset  at 
Ihe  hands  of  New  Hampshire. 

"They  need  this  game,"  Donnelly  said.  "They  just  got 
upset  by  UNH,  so  they  absolutely  must  have  this  game. 
They're  going  to  come  out  flying.  I  think  it's  going  to 


be  a  classic  UMass-UConn  game  " 

The  Minutcwomen  enter  the  game  at  No.  4  in  the 
NCAA  poll,  their  highest  ranking  this  season  after 
upsetting  No  I  North  Carolina  and  No.  2  lames 
Madison  on  consecutive  weekends.  When  the  NCAA 
tournament  rolls  aixjund.  the  top  four  seeds  cam  first 
round  byes  and  home  field  advantage  in  the  second 
round.  Winning  the  remainder  of  their  games  is  crucial 
for  the  Minutcwomen  if  they  want  lo  retain  the  bye. 

'I  feel  confident  about  where  we  are.'  said  Donnelly. 
'But  it's  going  to  be  a  battle  for  seeding.  Because  of 
what  we've  done  and  where  wc  arc  now.  this  Sunday's 
game  is  the  biggesi  game  of  the  year.' 


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Sports 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Still-improving  Albert  truly  a  coach's  dream 


By  Andrew  Bryce 

Collegian  Staff 


"I  Ben's  I  everything  that 
any  coach  looks  for  in  a 
student-  athlete.  He  does 
ei'erything  right  no  matter 

what  you  ask  him  do, 

whether  it 's  weightlifting  or 

going  to  class,  practicing 

hard  or  playing  hard.  He 

does  it  all. " 

-  Minuteman  Coach 

Mike  Hodges 

Ben  Albert  is  a  coach's  dream. 

The  University  of  Massachusetts 
senior  defensive  tackle  arrived  four 
years  ago,  and  the  progress  Albert 
has  made  has  been  outstanding.  The 
reason  behind  it  is  simple. 

Hard  work. 

The  work  has  paid  off  as  Albert 
continues  to  improve  from  practice 
to  practice,  game  to  game.  The 
co-captain  along  with  running  back 
Rene  Ingogiia  is  enjoying  the  best 
season  of  his  career,  capped  off  by 
last  week's  12-tackle,  one-sack  effort 
in  the  Minutemen's  upset  of  William 
&  Mary.  23-14. 

Albert  has  totaled  45  tackles  thus 
far,  and  is  tied  for  the  team  lead  in 
quarterback  sacks  (with  senior  defen- 
sive end  Brian  Corcoran]  with  seven 
for  losses  totaling  a  team-high  51 
yards. 

The  four  years  of  improvement 
started  in  his  freshman  year  of  1991 
when  he  played  in  nine  games,  and 
recorded  seven  tackles.  The  next  sea- 
son. Albert  became  a  starter,  and 
recorded  54  tackles  as  well  as  three 
fumble  recoveries. 

Next  came  two  knee  operations 
prior  to  his  junior  year,  forcing 
Albert  to  miss  spring  ball.  Less  time 
to  prepare  for  the  1993  season  initial- 
ly left  the  Paterson,  N.I..  native  a  bit 
behind.  No  matter. 

Albert  picked  up  right  where  he 
left  off.  starting  all  eleven  games.  He 
totaled  56  tackles  on  the  year.  33 
unassisted,  and  recorded  five  sacks 
for  minus-31  yards,  fourth  on  the 
Minuteman  squad. 

Now.  it's  Albert's  last  season  of  his 
collegiate  career,  and  has  yet  to  let 
up. 


UM'BU  contest 
called  due  to  rain, 
plan  to  reschedule 

By  Matt  Voulour 

Collegian  Stoff 

Lightning  really  does  strike 
twice. 

Almost  exactly  a  year  ago. 
the  University  of  Massachusetts 
field  hockey  team  traveled  to 
Boston  University,  only  to  have 
the  game  called  with  26;54 
remaining  in  the  game  when 
lightning  illuminated  the 
Boston  skyline. 

When  the  game  was  resumed 
two  weeks  later,  the  game  was 
completed  as  the  rain  fell  again. 
The  Terriers  came  away  with  a 
2-1  upset  win. 

Yesterday  afternoon  the 
"rivalry  in  the  rain"  continued 
as  Mother  Nature  forced  the 
game  to  suffer  the  same  fate  as 
last  year's. 

Citing  dangerous  field  condi- 
tions, the  referees  halted  the 
game  with  18:20  seconds 
remaining. 

"it  was  just  getting  loo  slick 
out  there,"  UMass  Coach 
Megan  Donnelly  said.  "We 
were  concerned  about 
injuries." 

'They  brought  (the  rain]  last 
year."  said  BU  goalie  Kerry 
Windgarrlner.  "We  just  had  to 
return  the  favor." 

Donnelly  and  BU  Coach 
Sally  Starr  will  discuss  today  as 
a  time  where  the  game  can  be 
completed. 

"I  hope  it  continues  like  last 
year,"  Donnelly  said.  "The 
home  team  won  there  so  we 
hope  it  continues  this  year. 

"The  advantage  is  definitely 

for  the  home  team." 

•  •  • 

The  No.  4  Minutewomen 
(10-1-3)  will  make  their  fmal 
regular  season  road  trip  this 
weekend  when  they  resume 
their  rivalry  with  No.  8  UConn 
(12-5-1).' 

Since  the  series  began,  it 
seems  like  every  UMass  and 
UConn  match  up  has  been  sig- 
nificant. Coach  Nancy  Stevens 
is  among  the  all-lime  leaders  in 
wins  with  254,  In  the  first-  ever 
NCAA  Championship  game  in 
1981.  the  Huskies  defeated  the 
Minutewomen.  4-1. 

Last  year.  Pam  Hixon's 
250ih  victory  came  against  the 
Huskies.  UConn  is  one  of  only 

Turn  to  FltLO  HOCKIY  page  6 


comnsv  midia  m  latkxs 
Senior  defensive  tackle  Ben  Albert  [97]  of  the  University  of  Massachusetts  football  team  has  steadily  improved  over 
the  course  of  four  seasons,  and  is  enjoying  arguably  his  best  season  thus  far 


"As  a  player.  Ben's  just  a  guy  who 
keeps  getting  better."  said  Hodges. 
"He  understands  what's  going  on.  he 
understands  what  people  are  trying 
to  do  10  him.  His  production  this  year 
has  really  shot  up.  He's  really  playing 
good  football. 

"He's  been  a  three-year  starter  for 
us.  but  he's  gone  beyond  starter-sta- 
tus. To  me,  he's  having  an 
All-Conference-  type  year." 

Albert  is  the  leader  of  a  strong 
and  deep  defensive  unit.  As  for  his 
capabilities  as  a  captain,  he  chooses 
to  lead  by  example.  The  example  is 
of  hard  work  and  intensity,  and  it 


has  paid  off  as  the  defensive  front 
sports  some  seven-plus  ready  to 
play.  Albert's  work  ethic  undoubt- 
edly rubs  off  on  the  rest  of  the 
team. 

As  for  his  leadership  qualities. 
Hodges  notes  that  while  Albert  does 
normally  lead  by  example  rather  than 
being  the  vocal  leader,  he  saw  a  dif- 
ferent Albert  step  up  in  the  minutes 
leading  up  to  the  William  &  Mary 
game. 

"I'll  tell  you  what,  before  the 
(William  &  Mary),  he  led  by  more 
than  example,"  said  Hodges.  "He 
was  really  excited  and  ready  to  play. 


and  helped  our  team  gel  ready  with 
some  things  he  said  before  the 
game. 

"As  a  matter-of-fact,  when  he  got 
done,  I  said  'let's  go.'  Thai's  all  I 
said,  and  [the  team]  was  ready  to 
play." 

"I've  noticed  that  in  the  past  years 
I've  been  here  that  later  on  in  the 
season,  football  has  sort  of  wom  on 
the  guys,  and  they  have  slowed 
down.  I  really  don't  want  that  to 
happen  to  this  team,  not  only 
because  it's  my  last  season,  but 

Turn  to  ALBERT,  page  6 


BU  heads  Hockey  East 


By  Anthony  Guido  and  Ted  Koltbr 

Collegion  Stoff 


Hockey  East  is  regarded  as  the  premier  conference  in 
collegiate  hockey.  Created  in  1984,  Hockey  East  quickly 
rose  to  prominence  on  the  national  scene. 

This  year  the  conference  has  expanded  to  nine  teams, 
with  the  addition  of  the  University  of  Massachusetts  at 
Amherst.  Last  season  the  conference  sent  four  teams  to 
the  NCAA  tournament.  Here's  a  look  at  how  this  years 
teams  slack  up,  in  the  Collegian's  predicted  order  of  fin- 
ish: 

Boston  University  (54-7,  21-5  in  Hockey  East) 
Whoa.  The  Terriers  are  the  No.  1  team  in  the  nation, 
and  they  boast  what  Coach  lack  Parker  calls  "the  best 
defensive  unit  we've  ever  had."  With  that  in  front  of 
All-Hockey  East  goalie  Derek  Herlofsky,  and  a  deep  crew 
of  multi-faceted  forwards  in  front  of  the  defense.  Parker's 
side  should  take  the  final  step  to  a  national  title  that  it 
failed  to  make  in  the  1991  and  1994  championship  games. 
Defensemcn  Kaj  Linna  and  Rich  Brennan  and  forward 
Jacques  joubcrt  were  also  named  to  HE's  All-Conference 
squad.  I. P.  McKersie  is  out  for  the  season,  and  freshman 
Tom  Noble  [Catholic  Memorial  HS]  is  ready  to  step  in. 
The  defense  is  further  aided  by  first  round  draft  pick  |eff 
Kealty  (22nd  overall.  Quebec),  another  CM  grad. 

Northeastern  University  (20-12-7.  10-8-6) 
Coach  Ben  Smith  has  built  a  fine  program,  reaching  the 
NCAA  tournament  last  season.  Sniper  |.F.  Aube  (28  goals, 
15  assists.  43  points)  is  a  pre-season  first-team  confer- 
ence selection,  lordon  Shields  (15-29-44)  teams  with 
Aube  to  form  an  explosive  combination. 

Todd  Reynolds  gives  NU  a  stopper  in  goal,  with  the 
strength  of  the  club  the  depth  on  defense.  Francois 
Bouchard  ( 1 5-1 5-50)  is  one  of  the  top  offensive  defense- 
men  in  the  league  and  Darryl  MacNair.  Dan  McGillis  and 
lason  Kelly  provide  toughness.  The  sky  is  the  limit  for  the 
Huskies,  who  can  go  a  long  way  if  Reynolds  can  stay 
healthy. 

Univcrsiiy  of  New  Hampshire  (25-12-5.  15-9-2) 
The  Wildcats  return  a  senior  group  led  by  top  scorer 
Eric  Flinion  [16-25-41 1.  For^vard  Nick  Poole  (10-28-58) 
also  returns  as  docs  goal-leader  Eric  Boguniecki 
(17-16-55). 

The  Wildcats  are  still  waiting  for  the  replacement  of 
Snivcly  Arena,  so  they  won't  have  that  great  home  ice 
advantage.  A  quality  tandem  in  goal  with  Trent  Cavicchi 
and  Mike  Heinkc  will  keep  UNH  at  the  top  of  the  confer- 


Universily  of  Maine  (6-29-1.  3-20-1] 
After  a  national  championship  in  1993.  two  ineligibility 
scandals  cost  the  Black  Bears  1 1  victories  last  year.  Maine 
again  has  the  talent  lo  return  to  top  half  of  the  conference. 
"With  the  exception  of  UMass  (Amherst),  wc  are  the 
most  inexperienced  team  in  the  league."  Coach  Shawn 
Walsh  said.  "We're  going  to  be  unpredictable  because  of 
that." 

Walsh  has  to  silence  critics  and  right  the  ship  in  Orono. 
A  return  to  the  dominant  ways  of  the  past  arc  at  least  a 
year  away,  fhe  goal-scoring  of  the  past  is  missing. 

University  of  Masaachusclls  at  Lowell  (25-10-5, 
14-6-4) 
Bruce  Crowder  (remember  him.  Bruins  fans?)  and  Co. 
cleaned  up  at  last  year's  Hockey  East  postseason  awards. 


Key  tilt  for  Minutewomen 

Qame  crucial  in  tight  NE  regional 


By  Mike  Reiss 

Collegian  Stoff 


There  is  a  noticeable  trend  in 
looking  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  women's  soccer 
team  results  to  date. 

The  squad  opened  the  1 994  rip- 
ping off  seven  straight  wins,  before 
dropping  two  straight  decisions  in 
Santa  Barbara.  Calif.  But  after  the 
two  losses. 


"I'm  really  not  going  to 
do  any  real  scouting  with 
UConn.  It's  more  of  get- 
ting ourselves  prepared, 
and  getting  the  rhythm 
back  and  the  composure. " 
-UMass  Coach  )im  Rudy 


the  team 
reeled  off 
two  more 
wins.  A 
loss,  a  win 
and  another 
loss  fol- 
lowed that. 

So  if  this 
streaky  pat- 
tern follows 

suit  tomor-      

row  at 

Connecticut  (3  p.m.].  the  10-4 
Minutewomen  should  come  away 
with  a  triumph.  But  Coach  |im 
Rudy  wants  no  talk  of  trends.  He 
simply  wants  to  have  two  solid 
practices  before  the  match,  and 
have  his  squad  find  the  early  sea- 
son form  which  made  it  so  suc- 
cessful. 

"Apparently,  the  players  had  a 
very  nice  team  meeting 
[Wednesday]  that  was  positively 
received  by  people  I  talked  to," 
said  Rudy.  "Some  of  the  things 
I'm  aware  of  that  were  addressed 
were  team  play  versus  individuali- 
ty. I  don't  think  the  issue  here  was 
ever  a  "me  versus  I"  related  thing. 

"It's  hard  to  tell  now.  We'll 
know  when  we  play  UConn.  I  feel 
like  everyone  has  been  trying  so 
hard,  that  they're  not  letting  game 
come  to  them." 

UConn.  on  the  other  hand,  has 
been  playing  some  excellent  soccer 
as  of  late.  A  main  reason  for  the 
success  is  13-year  Coach  Len 
Tsantiris'  philosophy  of  rotating 
fresh  players  into  the  flow  of  the 
action. 

Because  of  this.  UMass'  prepa- 
ration for  the  match  has  focused 
less  on  the  Huskies  on-field  tac- 
tics, and  more  on  its  own  game 


plan. 

"They  play  so  many  players 
almost  every  game,  it's  hard  to 
prepare  for  them."  said  Rudy. 
"I'm  really  not  going  to  do  any 
real  scouting  with  UConn.  It's 
more  of  getting  ourselves  pre- 
pared, and  getting  the  rhythm 
back  and  the  composure." 

In  UMass'  1-0  loss  to 
Dartmouth.  Rudy  uncharacteristi- 
cally used  a 
substitution 
pattern  that 
had  almost 
every  player 
seeing  play- 
ing time. 
Yet.  with 
the  new- 
look  start- 
ing line-up 
and  sub- 
bing pat- 
tern, the 
squad  was  still  unable  to  muster  a 
consistent  offensive  attack.  Rudy 
remains  optimistic  this  will  change 
come  Saturday. 

UConn  is  certainly  a  formidable 
opponent,  and  the  match  undoubt- 
edly has  significant  impact  in  the 
Northeast  regional  race. 

"Right  now.  UConn  is  in  the 
driver's  seat."  he  said.  "They 
haven't  lost  in  the  region. 
Apparently,  they  are  playing  very 
well  together  right  now.  and  have 
run  off  a  fairly  impressive  streak. 
Their  strength  is  they  spread 
everything  around.  Six  or  seven 
different  people  have  scored 
game-grinning  goals." 

Earlier  this  season,  the  Huskies 
won  some  key  matches  —  a  I-O 
upset  of  highly-touted  Portland 
and  a  1-0  triumph  over  Hartford 
being  the  most  notable  two.  And 
with  tough  matches  against  UMass 
and  Cornell  still  ahead.  UConn  has 
no  means  to  play  overconfident,  as 
the  homestretch  provides  some 
top-notch  competition. 

With  Ginny  Woodward.  Karen 
Warner  and  Kerry  Connors  lead- 
ing the  way.  the  Huskies  have  a 
fine  nucleus  to  work  around.  "It 
will  be  a  worthy  test  as  we  try  to 
make  our  way  back."  said  Rudy. 


Battle  of  UMass  hits  ice 
with  Lowell  vs.  Amherst 


garnering  Player.  Rookie,  and  Coach  of  the  Year.  The 
player,  goalie  Dwayne  Roloson.  is  gone,  and  how  well 
his  replacement  is  will  determine  the  Riverhawks'  suc- 
cess. Greg  Bullock  took  the  league  by  storm,  pacing  all 
scorers. 

Crowder  has  a  firm,  defensive  strategy  in  place,  but  it's 
up  to  his  personnel  to  put  it  to  work.  Lowell  won't  sur- 
pass the  league's  top  dogs,  but  no  one's  going  to  want  to 
face  them  in  the  conference  tournament. 

Boston  Colkge  (15-16-5.  7-12-5) 
Another  school  surrounded  by  turmoil  and  controver- 
sy. After  being  hired  as  coach.  Mike  Milbury  walked  away 
in  a  scholarship  dispute  with  Athletic  Director  Chet 
Gladchuk.  jerry  York  steps  in  as  coach,  inheriting  a  young 
team. 

Greg  Taylor  vas  outstanding  in  goal  in  BC's  stunning 
run  to  the  Beanpot  tournament  championship.  Ryan 
Haggeny  (17-23-40)  leads  the  offense  that  will  be  key 
with  a  young  defense.  The  Eagles  should  be  an  exciting 
offensive  team  that  can  achieve  high  standards  if  Taylor 
continues  his  improvement  in  goal. 

Providence  Colkge  ( 14-19-5.  9-1 2-5| 
Paul  Pooley  inherits  an  experienced  squad  that  includes 
25  lettermen.  Of  the  two  most  notable,  one  has  over- 
achieved  and  the  other  has  underachieved.  Chad 
Quenneville  of  South  Hadley  earned  first  team 
All-Hockey  East  honors  after  a  great  junior  year 
(22-18-40)  and  will  direct  the  offense.  That  should  be  |oe 
Hulbig's  job.  but  the  first  round  pick  (15th  overall. 
Edmonton.  1992)  is  only  third  on  the  left  wing  depth 
chart. 

Maybe  their  selection  of  Hulbig  was  just  another  of  the 
Oilers'  many  recent  boncheaded  moves,  but  Pooley  con- 
cedes he  "hasn't  done  what  he's  capable  of."  If  he  starts 
to.  the  Friars  may  "compete  in  the  [league's]  top  bracket." 
as  Umile  suspects  they  will. 

University  of  Massachusells  al  Amherst  [20-9,  first 

season  in  Hockey  East] 

The  inaugural  season  should  be  roller  coaster  ride  for 
the  Minutemen.  Coach  |oe  Mallen  has  had  two  years  of 
excellent  recruiting.  The  very  deep  and  talented  defense 
will  be  the  key.  led  by  layncn  Rissling  (7-15-22  in  19 
games).  Picked  last  in  the  pre-season  coaches'  poll,  the 
Minutemen  will  be  able  lo  sneak  up  and  surprise  a  few 
teams. 

Scoring  goals  could  be  a  problem  with  a  lot  of  the  bur- 
den falling  on  Rob  Bonncau  (26-21-47)  and  Warren 
Norris  (20^  27-47)  as  well  as  transfer  Sal  Manganaro. 

"We  want  to  work  to  the  point  where  wc  are  much  bet- 
ter in  February  than  October."  Mallen  said. 

The  talent  is  there  for  the  Minutemen  to  make  some 
real  noise  in  the  conference  by  the  end  of  the  season. 

Merrimack  College  [  1 6- 1 9-2.  8- 1 4-2] 
They  say  nice  guys  finish  last,  and  the  proverb  holds 
true  for  Coach  Ron  Anderson.  Anderson  played  for  the 
worst-  ever  NHL  entry,  the  1974-75  Washington  Capitals 
(8-67-5).  but  he  won't  be  coaching  a  team  so  relatively 
poor.  Martin  Legaull  posted  great  goaltending  numbers 
for  a  last  place  team  [5.77  GAA.  .892  save  percentage), 
but  the  Warriors  lost  their  two  top  scorers  lo  graduation. 

The  defense,  however,  is  pretty  much  unchanged,  with 
potent  Dan  Hodge  (9-22-51)  at  the  helm.  But  the  power 
play  converted  just  16.8  percent  of  its  chances,  not  nearly 
enough  for  a  squad  that  will  mostly  be  outclassed  at  regu- 
lar strength,  even  by  the  Minutemen. 


By  Ted  Kotliw 

Collegian  Staff 


Tomorrow  should  long  be  remem- 
bered as  one  of  the  most  significant 
dates  in  sports  history  at  the 
University  of  Massachusells.  It  is  the 
day  the  men's  hockey  team  begins 
play  in  a  more  competitive  confer- 
ence than  any  other  team  on  the  cam- 
pus. 

"1  don't  think  there's  any  question 
[Hockey  East)  is  the  lop  league." 
New  Hampshire  Coach  Dick  Umile 
confirmed. 

At  7  p.m.  tomorrow, 
Massachusetts  Gov.  William  Weld 
will  drop  the  ceremonial  first  puck, 
and  the  Minutemen  will  skate  onto 
the  ice  of  the  University  of 
Massachusetts-  Lowell's  Tully  Forum 
for  its  first  ever  Hockey  East  game.  It 
will  be  Lowell's  first  game  played 
under  its  new  nickname,  the 
Riverhawks  | Lowell's  former  nick- 
name was  the  Chiefs,  deemed 
anti-Native  American  by  Lowell 
administrators.) 

More  importantly,  it  is  their  first 
game  with  a  new  number  one  goal- 
tender,  now  that  All-American 
Hobey  Baker  Award  finalist  Dwayne 
Roloson  has  been  lost  to  graduation, 
^"hen  asked  how  his  net  situation  is 
shaping  up.  Riverhawks  Coach  and 
ex-Boston  Bruin  Bruce  Crowder 
replied.  "Il  isn't.  No  one's  stepped 


forward." 

Thai's  Lowell's  unquestionable 
main  concern,  and  it  will  be  mostly 
up  to  Craig  Lindsay  to  address  it. 
Lindsay  was  used  sparingly  last  year, 
making  just  eight  inauspicious 
appearances,  recording  a  sub-par 
4.82  goals  against  average  and  an 
.840  save  percentage.  Freshmen 
Martin  Fillion  and  Scott  Fankhouser 
will  also  be  asked  to  help  provide 
answers. 

Beyond  the  cage,  Lowell  is  a  team 
that  proves  as  much  as  anv  what  a 
formidable  league  this  is.  Only  con- 
sidered a  middle-of-lhe-pack  con- 
tender [fifth  in  the  pre-season  coach- 
es' poll),  the  Riverhawks  are  coming 
off  a  spectacular  campaign.  Crowder 
earned  Hockey  East  Coach  of  the 
Year  honors  as  UMass-Lowell  fin- 
ished second  to  Boston  University 
and  advanced  to  the  NCAA  quarterfi- 
nals, where  il  fell  lo  Minnesota,  2-1, 
in  the  second  longest  game  (89:29)  in 
NCAA  tournament  history. 

Though  seven  players  departed 
including  Roloson  and  fellow 
All-American  Shane  Henry,  Lowell 
returns  league  scoring  champ  and 
Rookie  of  the  Year  Greg  Bullock, 
who  compiled  24-55-59  totals  in 
1995-94. 

Except  for  junior  left  wing  Christian 
Sbrocca  (14-24-58),  the  remainder  of 

Turn  to  HOCKEY,  poge  6 


'.'J900N  riMWICIC  /  COILICWM 

Sophomore  Mike  Evans  (19)  and  the  University  '.:  ?«/ia$sachusetts  hockey 
team  will  play  their  first  ever  game  in  the  Hotkey  bast  as  they  travel  to 
UMass-Lowell  tomorrow  night. 


Donee, 
Dance,  Dance! 

The  Shapiro  &  Smith  Dance  Co.  per- 
tormed  at  the  Fine  Art»  Center  last 
Friday.  Find  out  what  we  had  to  i»y  in 
our  review,  (see  Am  &  Living,  page  i). 


The  healthy 
vegetarian  alternative 

Earth  Foods  provides  students  with 
a  cheap  vegetarian  alternative  to  the 
DC.  See  how  this  student-run  busi- 
ness is  has  grown  (story  on  page  3). 


Sbrocco  leads  the 
River  Hawks 

In  UMass-Lowell's  victory  over  the 
UMass  Minutemen,  forward  Christian 
Sbrocca  tied  a  Hockey  East  record  with 
five  assists  (See  sports,  page  10). 


Extended  Forecast 

Becoming  cloudy  today  with  a  40 
percent  chance  of  rain,  low  in  the 
upper  }0s.  Cloudy  and  breeiy  on 
Tuesday  with  a  charKe  of  a  shower  and 
a  high  around  50. 


V  -o  o 


HIGH:  48 
LOW:  32 


HIGH:  50 
LOW:  38 


HUH:  46 
LOW:  34 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


yo\wm  CiV  issue  29 


New  England's  lorgejf  CoWege  l^ily  •  Foun<ied  in  1890  •  Doily  Since  1967 


Monday,  October  24,  1994 


Rabin  to  seek  revenge  for  Muslim  attack 


By  Rurti  Sinai 

Associated  Press 


JERUSALEM  —  Israel  is  approaching  p«ace 
with  an  olive  branch  in  one  hand  and  a  gun  in  the 
other. 

Prime  Minister  Yitzhak  Rabin  gave  security 
forces  the  green  light  to  hunt  down  and  kill  mili- 
tary leaders  of  the  Muslim  movement  waging  a 
war  of  terror  against  Israelis,  officials  said 
Sunday.  But  the  policy,  a  response  to  public 
anger  at  the  bombing  of  a  Tel  Aviv  bus,  is 
matched  by  official  approval  of  a  peace  treaty 
with  lordan  and  renewal  of  talks  with 
Palestinians  on  self-rule.  Even  Rabin's  main 
opposition,  the  conservative  Likud  faction,  said 
Sunday  it  would  support  the  Jordan-Israel  pact. 
The  Israeli  parliament  is  expected  to  ratify  the 
treaty  Tuesday,  and  President  Clinton  will  join 
Israeli  and  Jordanian  officials  Wednesday  for  the 
official  signing. 

Meanwhile,  security  officials  reported  to  the 
Cabinet  on  Sunday  that  they  had  rounded  up 
dozens  of  activists  from  the  fundamentalist  Muslim 
group  Hamas  since  last  Wednesday's  bus  attack. 
Hamas  took  responsibility  for  the  bombing,  which 
claimed  its  22nd  victim  on  Sunday  when  a  61 -year- 
old  woman  died  of  her  wounds. 


Fearing  reprisals  for  the  bombing,  about  30 
Hamas  activists  in  the  Palestinian-ruled  Gaza  Strip 
and  the  Israeli-occupied  West  Bank  are  spending 
nights  in  hiding,  a  Palestinian  source  said,  speaking 
on  condition  of  anonymity. 

Cabinet  ministers  spoke  of  new  steps  against 
Hamas,  although  they  would  not  confinn  Rabin's 
decision  to  order  the  killing  of  Hamas  military 
leaders,  which  received  banner  newspaper  head- 
lines. Economics  Minister  Shimon  Shetreet  said 
security  forces  had  identified  "dozens"  of 
activists  involved  in  the  kidnap-murder  of  an 
Israeli  soldier  by  Hamas  last  week.  "We  will  find 
them  and  no  one  will  go  unpunished,"  he  told 
reporters. 

Police  sources  told  The  Associated  Press  on 
Sunday  that  the  solider,  Sgt.  Nachshon  Waxman, 
a  dual  American-Israeli  citizen,  was  severely 
beaten  by  his  captors,  apparently  when  first 
abducted,  but  not  otherwise  tortured  before  his 
death. 

Housing  Minister  Benyamin  Ben-Eliezer  said 
Israel  was  in  "a  long  war"  and  had  decided  on 
"special  treatment  in  dealing  with  the  Hamas  thai 
in  the  end  will  stop  them." 

The  military  has  long  had  a  list  of  most-wanted 
activists  h  is  authorized  to  kill  on  sight,  including 
27  Hamas  operatives,  but  Rabin's  new  authoriza- 


tion covers  more  senior  military  leaders,  a  security 
official  said. 

The  security  services  have  "carte  blanche"  to 
pursue  wanted  people,  said  the  official.  But,  he 
added,  many  officials  draw  the  line  at  assassinating 
political  leaders  of  Hamas  who  are  not  directly 
involved  in  violence. 

Mahmoud  Zahar,  a  Gaza  physician  and  a 
senior  Hamas  political  leader,  criticized  Rabin's 
decision:  "Is  this  going  to  solve  the  problem?  Of 
course  not.  But  it's  going  to  increase  the  recent 
crisis  and  the  area  is  going  to  enter  a  cycle  of 
bloodshed  and  no  one  has  immunity  against 
that." 

Graffiti  signed  by  Islamic  militants  was  scribbled 
throughout  Gaza  City  on  Sunday  promising  more 
bombings,  and  Israeli  troops  shot  dead  an  Arab 
after  he  stabbed  a  soldier  in  the  West  Bank  town  of 
Hebron. 

The  army  said  the  man  was  a  Hamas  member 
released  from  prison  six  weeks  ago  after  signing  a 
statement  disavowing  violence.  Palestinian  resi- 
dents of  the  city,  however,  said  Nidal  Tamimi 
belonged  to  PLO  leader  Yasser  Arafat's  main- 
stream Fatah  faction.  Hebron's  Fatah  faction  angri- 
ly condemned  the  death  and  distributed  a  leaflet 
warning  it  would  step  up  confrontations  with 
Israeli  soldiers  in  the  city. 


Panel  disects  media's  handling  of  Simpson  case 


By  Jessica  Tovwrna 

Collegion  Staff  


Black  and  White  Americans  have 
different  views  on  0.|.  Simpson's 
guilt,  reflecting  underlying  stereo- 
types on  race  which  are  reinforced  by 
the  media,  according  to  Ann 
Ferguson.  a  professor  of 
Afro-American  studies  at  Smith 
College. 

Ferguson  was  one  of  four  (lanelists 
who  spoke  at  a  symposium  at 
Hampshire  College  last  week  which 
discussed  "The  O.j.  Simpson  Case:  A 
Dcconstruction  of  Legal  and  Media 
Issues.'  About  50  people  attended 
the  event. 

The  difference  of  perception  lies  in 
the  statistics  —  67  percent  of  Black 
Americans  think  Simpson  is  inrHKent 
and  the  same  percent  of  White 
Americans  believe  he  is  guilty, 
according  to  Sut  Jhally.  a  University 


of  Massachusetts  communications 
professor. 

"Being  both  a  woman,  and  a  Black 
person,  I've  been  confused,"  said 
Ferguson.  "I  haven't  wanted  0.|.  to 
be  guilty.  I  don't  want  to  see  the 
spotlight  be  put  on  another  heroic 
Black  man." 

The  outcome  of  a  fallen  Black  hero 
will  be  caught  by  all  Black  Americans 
because  Ferguson  said  Blacks  get  lim- 
ited positive  exposure  in  the  media. 

"We've  seen  Mike  Tyson  as  a 
wife-beater.  Clarence  Thomas  as  a 
sexual  harasser  and  Michael  lackson 
as  a  child  molester."  Ferguson  said. 

All  of  these  are  problems  that  hap- 
pen throughout  society,  but  are  dealt 
with  through  the  exposure  of  rich. 
Black  males,  she  said. 

The  media  creates  heroes  and  vil- 
lains, according  to  Bill  Strickland,  a 
professor  of  Afro-American  studies 
at  the  University  of  Massachusetts, 


Simpson  is  a  hero  all  young  people 
can  identify  with  because  While 
America  has  made  him  colorless, 
according  to  Strickland.  This  status 
allows  him  luxury.  Strickland  said. 

"Let's  face  it,  if  this  was  Rodney 
King,  or  some  ordinary  dude, 
charged  with  murder,  they'd  have 
his  head  shaved  for  the  electric 
chair,  dropping  gas  on  his  behind  on 
the  way  to  the  heaver."  Strickland 
said. 

The  fascination  with  his  murder 
trial  lies  in  the  constant  changing,  or 
"morphing"  in  the  press  from  an 
image  of  a  Black  American  hero  to  an 
image  of  betrayal.  Ihally  said. 

"Simpson's  perceived  as  the  'good' 
Black  we  let  into  our  homes  and  let 
marry  our  women."  )hally  said. 

White  America  perceives  Simpson 
as  a  rich.  Black  man  who  "whitened" 
him.self  and  became  a  hero,  convinc- 
ing himself  that  this  was  his  nature. 


UM  alum  offers  children 
with  HIV  fun  in  the  sun 


By  Htartwr  Redfam 

CoHagian  Staff 


See  related 
story,  page  3 


For  some  children.  Martha's 
Vineyard  is  more  than  a  summer 
vacation  spot. 

Once  a  year,  kids  infected  with 
HIV  come  to  a  camp  known  as  the 
Vineyard  Project  seeking  friend- 
ship, support  and  most  importantly, 
fun. 

Located  on  the  island  of  Martha's 
Vineyard  off  the  coast  of  Cape  Cod. 
the  Vineyard  Project  is  the  only  com- 
munity- run  camp  for 
kids  with  HIV. 

Children  from  all 
over     the     United 

States  come  for  one      

week  during  April  to 
enjoy  activities  on  the  island. 

'We  use  the  whole  island  as  a 
campground. 'said  Dave  Butler,  the 
camp  director  and  University  of 
Massachusetts  alum. 

Butler  said  as  director  of  the 
camp  he  maintains  a  hands-  off  pol- 
icy. 

"I'm  director  as  far  as  network- 
ing and  signing  the  checks.*  Butler 
said,  "I'm  trying  to  let  the  kids  and 
the  counselors  have  it  be  their 
camp.' 

Butler  said  he  would  like  his  volun- 
teer staff  to  be  comprised  of  UMass 
students  and  high  school  seniors 
from  the  local  area. 

Some  UMass  students  have 
already  volunteered  as  camp  coun- 
selors. 

'The  camp  taught  me  a  lot  about 
who  I  am.'  said  Shannon 
McCraih.  a  UMass  volunteer  coun- 
selor at  the  Vineyard  Project  last 
year. 

'I  definitely  want  to  go  back.'  said 
UMass  Sophomore,  lackye  Colligan. 
"I  still  think  about  the  kids  every- 
day." 

Making  use  of  an  all  volunteer 
counselor  and  support  staff  helps  to 
cmte  an  intimate  environment  at  the 
camp.  Butler  said. 

In  order  for  this  environment  to 
be  maintained,  there  must  be  ade- 
quate one-on-one  attention 
between  campers  and  their  coun- 
selors. Butler  said  between  29  and 
53  counselors  will  be  needed  for 
next  yetr's  camps  for  this  to  hap- 
pen. 
Camp  days  are  filled  with  activities 


such  as  beach  combing  and  swim- 
ming, but  each  child  has  permission 
to  simply  relax  if  he  or  she  feels  it 
necessary. 

From  April  14  through  21.  over  50 
chiklren  ages  8  to  14  are  expected  to 
attend  camp  next  year.  This  past  year 
about  27  campers  participated  in  the 
project. 

Butler  said  he  will  need  more  vol- 
unteer counselors  this  year  because 
of  the  expected  increase  in  children 
attending  the  camp. 
Offered  to  the  children  and  their 
parents  free  of 
charge,  the  project  is 
supported  by  local 
businesses  as  well  as 
fund  raisers  and 
donations  from  the 
people  of  the  island. 

Butler,  an  elementary  school 
teacher,  said  he  became  inspired  to 
work  with  children  infected  with 
HIV  after  learning  about  a  child 
AIDS  victim.  Ryan  White  of 
Indiana,  who  died  two  years  ago.  He 
said  an  essential  point  to  this  camp 
is  to  provide  education  about  HIV  to 
the  community  of  Martha's 
Vineyard. 

'An  important  philosophy  of  the 
camp  is  educate  the  community  of 
Martha's  Vineyard  about  HIV. 

'We  get  the  community  involved 
with  the  camp  and  try  to  get  the  kids 
out  in  the  town.'  Butler  said. 

Children  attending  the  Vineyard 
Project  last  year  participated  in  a 
town  dance  with  the  children  of 
Martha's  Vineyard  as  well  as  a  tour 
of  the  island  and  its  lighthouses. 

"The  community  helps  to  run  the 
program.'  said  Butler. 

Butler  said  people  living  on  the 
island  become  familiar  visitors  of  the 
kids  during  the  week  of  camp. 

"I  had  the  people  on  the  island  ask 
if  they  could  visit  the  kids  at  the 
youth  hostel,'  Butler  said. 

Each  year,  the  town  of  West 
Tisbury,  located  on  C«pe  Cod, 
donates  their  youth  hostel  free  of 
charge  for  the  children  to  kxlge  in. 

Butler  said  he  has  received  an 
overwhelming  response  from  the  peo- 
ple of  the  island  wanting  to  provide 
activities  for  children  attending  this 
year's  camp. 

Students  interested  in  volunteering 
for  the  Vineyard  Project  can  contact 
Dave  Butler  at  (41  i)  625-0162. 


Ferguson  said.  Now  that  he  is  on  trial 
his  "true  scir  is  surfacing  which  had 
previously  been  hidden  behind  a 
White  mask,  she  said. 

In  actuality,  rates  of  interracial 
crime  are  the  highest  in  the  country, 
but  that  is  not  the  impression  the 
media  gives,  Lamar  Sims,  a  prosecut- 
ing attorney  for  the  Denver  District 
Attorney's  Office  and  a  Hampshire 
alumni,  said. 

"This  kind  of  thing  galls  urban 
prosecutor  offices;  this  is  a  fairly 
run-of-the-mill  homicide  case."  Sims 
said. 

Minority  groups  depend  greatly  on 
the  images  society  uses  to  make  sense 
ol  them.  Ihally  said.  These  kinds  of 
powerful  images  effect  the  way  Black 
and  White  people  interact  daily. 

"If  (White  America's)  good  Negro 
can  turn  into  Frankenstein,  then  who 
can  you  trust."  Strickland  said. 
"What  (Negro)  is  a  safe  one?" 


Just  hackin'  around 


r/UX  tHOOIAU  ( COlllCIAN 


Freshman  art  (najor  Sabryna  Chase  is  a  picture  of  concentration  as 
she  practices  her  hacky  sack  skills  yesterday  afternoon. 


Most  candidates  take  day  off,  but  not  Roosevelt 

Trailing  Weld  in  polls,  Dem,  candidate  holds  news  conference  to  attack  governor 


By  Rkhord  lorant 

Astocioled  PrMs 


BOSTON  —  Gov.  William  F  Weld  took  the  day 
off  from  his  re  election  campaign  Sunday,  a  luxury 
Democratic  challenger  Mark  Roosevelt  couldn't 
afford. 

Trailing  badly  in  the  polls  and  in  fund  raising. 
Roosevelt  spoke  at  parly  events  in  Quincy  and 
Lowell,  then  held  a  news  conference  to  attack 
Weld  for  "flip-flopping"  on  welfare  reform. 

Roosevelt  said  Weld  has  done  little  on  the  issue 
since  vetoing  a  legislative  welfare  reform  package 
earlier  this  year.  The  Boston  state  representative 
decried  Weld's  "amazing  audacity"  for  depicting 


himself  as  a  welfare  reformer  in  television  adver- 
tisements. 

"I  am  sick  and  tired  of  hearing  what  he's  going 
to  do.  I'd  like  to  know  why  he  hasn't  done  it 
already."  Roosevelt  told  reporters  on  the 
Staiehouse  steps. 

Roosevell  said  Weld  said  last  year  that  he 
favored  giving  welfare  recipients  two  years  to  find 
work  and  now  wants  to  kick  them  off  the  rolls  in 
60  days  unless  they  find  jobs  or  perform  communi 
ty  service.  Roosevelt  supports  a  one  year  limit 

He  also  said  Weld  now  supports  denying  added 
benefits  to  families  who  have  children  while  on 
welfare,  something  Weld  called  outrageous  two 
years  ago.  Roosevelt  says  a  plan  he  submitted  in 


August  would  deny  additional  benefits. 

In  addition.  Roosevell  said  Weld  has  given  $56 
million  in  welfare  benefits  to  slate  prisoners  during 
his  administration. 

Weld's  campaign  did  not  respond  to  the  specific 
charges,  but  lashed  back  at  Roosevell.  calling  him  a 
"phony." 

"Mark  Roosevelt  has  gol  to  be  kidding  ...  The 
choice  between  the  candidates  on  welfare  reform  is 
very  clear."  press  secretary  Paula  Popeo  said 

'Mark  Roosevelt  has  consistently  opposed  mak- 
ing welfare  recipients  go  to  work.  He  even  opposed 
throwing  ex-cons  off  the  welfare  rolls  Even  now. 
Mark  Roosevelt  wants  lo  give  welfare  recipients  a 
one-year  vacation  before  going  to  work."  she  said. 


Peter,  Peter... 


|iAfM«LK«  WvMtH  >  COtltt^MM 


Domink  Caputo,  a  Chicopee  resident  tr^es  to  pkk  out  a  pumpkin  at  Atkins  farm  yesterday. 


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Monday  Ticker 


Market  Closes  as  of  4pm  Friday,  October  21,  1994 


Dow  )one$  Industrial  Average 
Standard  &  Poor's  500 
Nasdaq  Composite  Index 
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Market  Reports 


Approaching  harvest  causes 
crop  prices  to  fall 

CHICAGO  (AP)  —  Grain  and 
soybean  futures  prices  fell  mod- 
estly Friday  on  the  Chicago  Board 
of  Trade  as  the  rapidly  advancing 
harvest  brought  fresh  supplies  of 
corn  and  soybeans  to  the  market. 
Some  railroads  operating  in  the 
Midwest  said  it  was  difficult  to 
keep  up  with  the  demand  for  rail- 
cars  to  transport  the  newly  har- 
vested crops.  U.S.  corn  and  soy- 
bean production  are  at  record 
levels  this  year.  Profit-taking  pres- 
sured wheat  futures  after  two 
days  of  strong  gains. 

Wheat  for  December  delivery 
fell  2  1/4  cents  to  $3.97  1/4  a 
bushel;  December  corn  fell  2  3/4 
cents  to  $2.14  3/4  a  bushel; 
December  oats  fell1/2  cent  to 
$1.26  a  bushel;  November  soy- 
beans fell  1  cent  to  $5.48  1/2  a 
bushel. 

Cattle  futures  rose  for  the  third 
straight  day  on  the  Chicago 
Mercantile  Excfiange,  reflecting 
stronger  wholesale  beef  demand 
and  expectations  for  higher  cash 
cattle  prices  next  week. 

Interest  rate  fears 
cause  slocks  to  fall 

NEW  YORK  (AP)  -  Stocks  sank 
for  the  second  consecutive  ses- 
sion on  Friday,  amid  persistent 
worries  about  higher  interest 
rates  and  corporate  earnings. 

The  Dow  lones  industrial  aver- 
age fell  19.85  to  3,891.30,  bring- 
ing the  week's  loss  in  the  blue 
chip  index  to  19.17.  The  Dow 
lost  25  points  early  in  the  session, 
attempted  a  comeback,  then 
resumed  its  decline  even  as 
bonds  and  the  dollar  rallied  in 
the  afternoon. 

Declining  issues  outnumbered 
advancers  by  atx>ut  3  to  2  on  the 
New  York  Stock  Exchange.  Big 
Board  volume  totaled  309.35 
million  shares,  down  from  326.1 
million  Thursday. 


Compiled  by  Andrew  Ferguson 


The  sell-off  was  not  confined  to 
blue  chip  stocks,  and  broad  mar- 
ket indexes  declined  as  well. 

The  NYSE's  composite  index 
fell  0.95  to  255.59.  The  Standard 
&  Poor's  500-stock  index 
declined  1.96  to  464.89.  The 
Nasdaq  composite  index  slid 
2.86  to  765.38. 

The  American  Stock 
Exchange's  market  value  index 
lost  1.41  to  456.35. 

Dollar  rallies  due  to 
Treasury  statement 

NEW  YORK  (AP)  —The  dollar 
recovered  at  home  Friday,  after 
teetering  to  a  record  low  against 
the  Japanese  yen  in  Tokyo,  with 
support  from  technical  market 
forces  and  reassuring  remarks 
from  the  Clinton  administration. 

A  statement  from  Treasury 
Secretary  Lloyd  Bentsen  declar- 
ing that  the  government  will 
defend  the  dollar  when  neces- 
sary helped  defuse  some  of  the 
anti-dollar  sentiment  that  on 
Thursday  drove  it  down  to  a 
two-year  lows  against  the 
German  mark  and  British  pound. 
Cold  wound  up  the  week  little 
changed  in  worldwide  trading 
Friday.  On  New  York's 
Commodity  Exchange,  gold  for 
current  delivery  settled  50  cents 
lower  at  $390.80  a  troy  ounce. 
Republic  National  Bank  quoted 
an  ounce  of  gold  also  at 
$390.80,  20  cents  lower  than 
Thursday's  bid  at  4  p.m.  EDT. 

Currency  traders  said  the  dollar 
got  a  boost  from  buying  to  com- 
pensate for  earlier  sales  as  dealers 
covered  speculative  positions 
ahead  of  the  weekend. 

David  Durst,  a  vice  president 
in  Bear,  Stearns  &  Co.'s  foreign 
exchange  department, 

described  the  gains  as  part  of  a 
technically  motivated  dollar  rally 
that  accelerated  in  momentum 
once  market  participants  con- 
cluded Thursday's  sell-off  was 
overdone. 


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Monday.  Oct.  24 

Meeting  —  Mortar  Hoard  Meeting,  Campus 
Center  rooms  811-15,  9  p.m. 

Meeting  —  The  Debate  Union,  East  Machmer 
Lobby,  UMass,  6  p.m. 

Seminar  —  Mouse  Nests.  Nidicoious  Ticks  and 
Lyme  Disease,  Alexander  Conference  Room, 
Femaid  Hail  1st  floor.  UMass.  ^:50  p.m. 

Talk  —  Military  Intervention  as  Family  Violence: 
the  Gendered  Discourse  of  Paternalism  in 
U.S. -Occupied  Haiti,  1915-1934,  Dickinson 
House.  MHC.  free,  4; 50  p.m. 

Film  —  Chapan:  Dwight  Hall  room  202,  MHC, 
7:15  p.m. 

Lecture  —  |csus  and  Wisdom,  Helen  Hills 
Chapel,  Smith  College,  7:  >0  p.m. 

Music  —  Visiting  Composer,  Sage  Recital  Hall, 
Sage  Hall,  Smith  College,  7:30  p.m. 

Lecture  —  The  Period  of  Revival:  Modern 
Hebrew  Classics,  Wright  Hail  common  room. 
Smith  College.  7:30  p.m.  to  9  p.m 

Tuesday,  Oct.  25 

Meeting  —  Lesbian  Bisexual  Gay  Alliance. 

Campus  Center  room  803,  UMass,  7  p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Literature  —  Amherst  College  Creative  Writing 

PVTA  bus  driver  is  assaulted 
at  Amherst  College  shelter; 
local  resident  arrested  for  fight 


Center  presents  Peter  Carey,  Wootons  Books,  19 
North  Pleasant  Street,  Amherst,  8  p.m. 

Gallery  Talk  —  Susan  Danly,  French 
Modernism:  The  American  Way.  Mead,  Amherst, 
free.  12:15  p.m. 

Music  —  Mozan  and  Macchia,  Valley  Chamber 
Player,  Bezanson,  UMass,  8  p.m. 

Lecture  —  The  Boston  Harbor  Project:  a  cleaner 
harbor  and  bay,  Franklin  Patterson  West  Hall.  HC, 
4:30  p.m. 

Film  —  Not  at  the  Mali.  A  Series  of  Film 
Experiences  You  Won't  Find  Anywhere  Else, 
Bartlett  Hall  Auditorium,  UMass,  free,  7  p.m. 

Lecture  —  A  Dialogue  on  Spiritual  Issues 
Confronting  Women  in  the  Catholic  and  Jewish 
Traditions,  Helen  Hills  Chapel,  Smith  College,  7:30 
p.m. 

Lecture  —  Nirenberg  Leadership  Lecture  Series 
presents  Arnold  Hiatt,  Chairman,  Stride  Rite  Corp, 
Bowker  Auditorium.  UMass,  free,  7:30  p.m. 

Wednesday,  Oct.  26 

Meeting  —  Lesbian  Bisexual  Woman's  Union, 
LBGA  office,  413  B  Student  Union,  UMass.  7  p.m. 
to  8:30  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Professor  Edwin  Gentzler, 
Comparative  Literature  and  Emerging  Disciplines: 


Translations  Studies  Challenges  from  Within, 
South  College  301 ,  5  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Dr.  Peter  Fox.  "Mapping  the  Mind: 
PET  Studies  of  Cognition."  Morrill-South  room 
203.  UMass,  4  p.m. 

Video  —  Knowing  Her  Place,  Augusta  Savage 
Gallery.  101  New  Africa  House.  UMass.  7  p.m. 

Thursday,  Oct.  27 

Meeting  —  Bisexual  Rap  Group,  4th  floor 
lounge,  Mary  Lyon  House.  Northeast,  UMass,  7:30 
p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Film  —  Ugetsu  Monogatari,  227  Hcrter,  UMass, 
free,  7:30  p.m. 

Gallery  —  Bertrand  Domy:  Vision  and  Poetry. 
Robert  L.  Herbert,  Art  Museum,  MHC.  4  p.m. 

Seminar  —  Chemistry  seminar:  Spectroscopy 
and  Dynamics  of  Chromophores  in  Polymers  by 
Ultraselective  Single-Molecule  Techniques,  LGRT 
room  1 03,  UMass,  11:15a.m. 

Film  —  Fantastic  Cinema:  Legends,  Myths. 
Adventures,  Herter  Hall  ixjom  227,  UMass,  free, 
7:30  p.m. 

r/jM/er—  Sheila's  Day,  Rand  Theater.  UMass.  8 
p.m..  information:  545-251 1. 

Theater  —  Tough,  Hallie  Flanagan  Studio 
TTieater,  Smith  College,  8  p.m. 


lose  A.  Cruz,  an  Amherst  resident, 
was  arrested  Thursday  evening  after  a 
physical  confrontation  with  a  PVTA 
bus  driver.  Amherst  College  public 
safety  officers  said. 

Cruz  was  arrested  on  charges  of 
disorderly  conduct  and  assault, 
according  to  Amherst  College  Public 
Safely. 

Cruz  allegedly  punched  the  driver, 
a  tussle  broke  out  and  the  driver  held 
Cruz  down  until  the  police  arrived  to 
the  scene,  officials  said. 

The  incident  occurred  on  a  bus 
that  left  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  at  4  p.m.  destined  for 
Mt.  Holyoke.  via  Hampshire  College. 
The  incident  occurred  near  Amherst 
College,  public  safety  officials  said. 


The  bus  driver  had  stopped  and  got 
off  the  bus  to  smoke  a  cigarette, 
when  Cruz  approached  him.  He 
asked  the  driver  for  a  cigarette,  the 
driver  refused  and  Cruz  proceeded 
onto  the  bus.  public  safety  officials 
said. 

The  driver  demanded  Cruz  leave 
the  bus  because  officials  said  he  may 
have  been  drunk. 

A  driver  is  entitled  to  ask  anyone 
heavily  intoxicated  that  is  acting  in  a 
disorderiy  fashion  to  leave  the  bus. 

The  Amherst  Police  Department 
refused  to  disclose  the  bus  driver's 
name. 

The  PVTA  bus  company  could  not 
be  reached  for  comment. 

— Jessica  Tavema 


Correction 


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Calipari  should  have  been  attributed  to  staff  member  |ulio  Cordero. 
The  Collegian  regrets  the  error. 


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Shana  Furman,  a  Hampshire  College  freshman,  stuffs  a  pair  of 
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'Good,  cheap  food!  calling  card  of  Earth  Foods 


B/  Jonathan  MuMaky 

Coitagion  Correspondent 

Employees  of  Earth  Foods  say  they  offer  "good, 
cheap  food"  which  they  attribute  to  their  success  as 
a  campus  restaurant  at  the  University  of 
Massachusetts. 

Located  in  the  Student  Union.  Earth  Foods 
offers  a  buffet-  style  restaurant  specializing  in  veg- 
etarian cuisine. 

"I  get  a  lot  of  food  for  une  dollar.  There  are  a  lot 
more  choices  for  fciod  than  the  dining  common  for 
a  vegetarian,"  said  Darcy  DiCiulio.  an  English 
graduate  student. 

Earth  Foods  was  established  in  1976  by  a  group 
of  students  concerned  about  the  fact  that  at  the 
time  there  was  a  lack  of  healthy,  inexpensive  food 
on  campus. 

"Earth  Foods  has  more  of  a  variety  of  selections 
for  a  vegetarian"  said  josh  Berman.  a  sophomore 
philosophy  major. 

Earth  Foods  is  non-profit  business  based  on  a 


system  of  collective  management.  Students  own 
and  run  the  business  with  little  outside  support  of 
the  University. 

John  Beck,  a  junior  English  major,  has  worked 
at  Earth  Foods  lor  three  years.  He  said  that  the 
University  subsidizes  Earth  Foods  by  not  charging 
for  rent  or  utilities,  but  the  business  does  not 
receives  any  direct  money  from  the  University. 

Earth  fuods  has  grown  considerably  since  its 
beginning.  In  197b  it  served  between  12  and  20 
people  a  day.  Now  28  employees  serve  600  to  700 
people  daily. 

Earth  foods  grosses  approximately  $1,000  per 
day.  All  of  I  he  prufits  are  diverted  back  into  the 
business. 

Beck  said  the  restaurant  is  so  popular  because 
Earth  Food  serves  "good,  cheap  food." 

The  employees  of  Earth  Foods  prefer  to  be 
referred  to  as  "Earthlings." 

"Every  Earthling  who  works  here  is  equal.  We 
are  all  managers,"  said  Gwendolyn  Roit  who  has 
been  working  ui  Earth  Foods  for  a  year. 


As  with  any  organization.  Roit  v<ikl  1  .nth  IikxIs 
deals  with  its  share  of  problems 

"Sometimes  there  are  people  who  do  less  wuik 
and  others  who  put  a  lot  of  eflon  into  |  the  bu.si 
nessj,"  she  said. 

The  employees  of  Earth  Foods  are  elected  into 
17  committees  which  each  deal  with  a  diflcrcni 
aspect  of  the  business. 

Every  Tuesday  evening  the  various  conuiiiiui'v 
gather  together  at  a  mandatary  meeting  where 
problems  are  settled  and  ideas  are  brought  forth  to 
the  rest  of  the  staff. 

One  person  has  the  power  to  block  any  proposal 
at  the  meeting. 

'It's  one  of  the  slowest  ways  to  run  things,  but 
it's  a  way  where  everybody  can  be  happy"  Beck 
said. 

Roit  said  Earth  Foods  provides  its  employees 
with  valuable  experience. 

"I  have  learned  more  here  than  I  have  in  most  of 
my  classes,  I  have  learned  how  to  run  a  business." 
she  said. 


Politically  motivated  bomb  kills  50  in  Sri  Lanka 


By  Nireth  Eliotamby 

Assoc  ioted  Press 


COLOMBO,  Sri  Lanka  —  A  bomb 
blast  at  an  election  rally  outside 
Colombo  killed  about  50  people 
Sunday,  including  the  opposition  can- 
didate for  president  and  top  leaders  of 
his  party. 

The  assassination  of  Gamini 
Dissanayake  came  less  than  three 
weeks  before  the  election  and  just 
before  peace  talks  were  to  resume 
with  Tamil  Tiger  guerrillas.  The  1 1- 
year-old  civil  war  has  killed  more  than 
54,000  people. 

Dissanayake  was  an  outspoken 
critic  of  the  talks  that  began  this 
month,  and  the  government  had 
warned  him  three  weeks  ago  that  the 
Tigers  would  try  to  kill  him. 

The  talks  scheduled  for  Monday 
were  called  off,  said  government  dele- 
gate Navin  Gunaratne.  No  new  date 
was  set. 

The  bomb  ripped  through  the  rally 
on  the  outskirts  of  Colombo  shortly 


before  midnight.  Dissanayake  had  just 
finished  speaking  and  was  stepping 
off  the  stage  to  greet  supporters  at  his 
last  stop  of  the  day,  a  Defense 
Ministry  spokesman  said  on  condition 
of  anonymity. 

"The  bomb  was  apparently  at  the 
front  of  the  stage."  said  Weerasooriya 
Wickrema,  campaign  manager  of 
Dissanayake's  United  National  Party. 
"It  was  a  very  powerful  bomb." 

There  was  no  immediate  claim  of 


responsibility,  and  police  said  it  was 
too  early  to  say  who  might  have  set  the 
blast.  But  the  Tigers  have  a  long  histo- 
ry of  assassinations  and  suicide  bombs. 
They  were  blamed  for  the  killing 
last  year  of  President  Ranasinghe 
Premadasa  and  of  Indian  Prime 
Minister  Rajiv  Gandhi  in  May  1991. 
Dozens  of  Sri  Lankan  politicians  and 
military  leaders  have  also  been  killed 
by  bombs.  A  hospital  official  said 
about  W  bodies  had  been  brought  to 


General  Hospital  in  Colombo  follow- 
ing Sunday's  blast,  but  they  were  in 
such  bad  condition  that  an  exact  count 
was  impossible.  The  tX'fense  Ministry 
spokesman  said  more  than  2(X)  people 
were  wounded,  but  he  could  not  eon- 
firm  the  hospital's  death  toll. 

Among  the  others  killed  were  the 
United  National  Party's  general  secre- 
tary, two  former  cabinet  ministers  and 
a  member  of  Parliament.  Wickrema 
said. 


Camp  to  receive  help  from  walk 

Vineyard  Project  hoping  to  raise  $10,000  from  six  mile  walk 


A  six  mile  walk  to  raise  funds  for 
kids  attending  the  Vineyard  Project 
will  be  held  this  coming  Saturday. 

A  goal  of  $10,000  from  the  walk 
will  help  to  provide  airfare,  lodging, 
food,  medical  supplies  as  well  to  sup- 
port activities  such  as  miniature  golf, 
swimming,  and  bowling  for  the  chil- 
dren and  their  families. 

"Every  penny  goes  to  the  kids." 


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The  week  long  camp  costs  approxi- 
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ported chiefly  by  local  businesses  on 
the  island  which  is  located  off  the 
coast  of  Cape  Cod. 

The  camp,  which  is  offered  free  of 
charge  to  the  children  and  their  par- 
ents, continues  to  be  assisted  by 
donations  and  fund  raisers  held  by 
the  people  on  the  island. 

A  walk  for  the  Vineyard  Project 
held  by  the  people  of  Martha's 
Vineyard  raised  $5,100  last  August. 

"Forty-two  people  were  involved 
in  that  walk,  so  I  hope  with  the  walk 
in   October  we   can   double   the 


amount  of  people  participating  and 
the  amount  of  money  collected,"  said 
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Butler  said  he  hopes  to  have  at  least 
200  participants  involved  in  the  walk. 

The  six  mile  walk  will  begin  at 
1:00  p.m.  at  the  Amherst  Town 
Common.  Registration  will  begin  at 
12:30  p.m. 

Children  from  the  Vineyard  project 
will  be  participating  in  the  walk. 

Pledge  forms  can  be  found  at  CVS 
and  at  The  Pub  in  Amherst. 

If  a  potential  donor  has  a  question, 
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]-   esus  Christ  paused  dramatically,  looking  over  his 
podium  into  the  viewing  audience.  "And  rinally.  if  you 
believe  in  me,  1  will  give  you  all,  eternal  life.'  he  said, 
olding  his  head  high  for  a  moment  before  folding  his 
hands  in  conclusion. 

The  crowd  clapped.  Someone  whistled. 

Sam  Donaldson  turned  his  eyebrows  to 
Mohammed,  who  stood  on  the  other  side 
of  the  stage.  "Okay,  first  question  to 
Mohammed.  If  elected,  what  would  you  do 
to  cure  the  world  of  poverty  and  starvation?" 

"Well,"  began  Mohammed.  "The  reason  that  people 
exist  in  such  a  state  is  due  primarily  from  the  fact  that  we 
allow  greed  and  selfishness  to  prosper  in  this  world.  Some 
people  defend  this  by  claiming  that  poverty  is  a  natural 
requirement  of  prosperity,  but  I  say,  let's  sacrifice  a  per- 
centage of  our  earnings  to  help  these  people.  Let's  give  of 
ourselves  and  do  the  right  thing." 

"Rebuttal  to  Christ,"  nodded  Donaldson. 

"I  believe  that  poverty  is  a  state  of  this  world,  yes.  I 
would  advise  as  well  people  to  give  of  themselves,  but 
more  importantly  I  would  give  people  the  hope  of  some- 
thing better  than  this  mortal  world."  Christ  paused.  "And 
that  thing  is,  eternal  life."  he  said,  gesturing  determinedly. 

Donaldson's  eyebrows  moved  again.  "And  Ross  Perot, 
rebuttal." 

"Well,"  said  the  billionaire,  smiling.  "Ah  don't  know 
what  in  a  pig's  tail  these  two  are  talkin'  about.  All's  Ah 
know  is,  heck,  you're  poor  cause  you  got  no  money.  And 
you  get  money  by  workin'.  Heck,  all's  ya  gotta  do  is  open 
up  that  economic  hood,  throw  in  a  bucket  of  oil.  and  you 
got  a  world  of  poor  folks  drivin'  the  car." 

"Christ."  asked  Sam.  "How  do  you  defend  against  the 
allegations  that  you  are  promoting  irresponsibility?" 

"I  think  Ihey  are  completely  unfounded."  said  Christ, 
shaking  his  head.  "What  I  promote  is  forgiveness,  not 
irresponsibility.  The  worid  is  intent  on  punishment  and  I 
simply  am  emphasizing  love." 

Ross  Perot  let  out  a  gaffaw.  "Well,  heck,  way  Ah  sees  it 
is  that  you  are  givin'  away  the  farm  with  the  donkey.  You 
can't  go  runnin'  over  people  with  ycr  car  and  then  just 
send  cm  a  card  in  the  mail,  lust  don't  work." 

"L  personally,  do  emphasize  responsibility,"  injected 
Mohammed.  "I  think  the  knowledge  of  what  is  right  and 
wrong  should  always  be  known,  and  people  should  let 
that  guide  them." 

"Now  Moe,"  chuckled  Perot.  "You  know  that,  heck, 
you  arc  a  choppin'  people's  fingers  off  fer  sncczin'  on  the 
street.  Don't  know  how  you  can  build  a  bam  ouita  tissue 


paper.  Don't  think  all  those  folks  you  kill  in  your  "holy 
wars'  are  gonna  go  to  your  dinner  party,  no  sircc." 

Mohammed  was  taken  aback.  "Well,  that's  jusi  not  true." 

"Heck,  sure  is!"  said  Perot.  "You  are  goin'  and  causin' 
wars  and  that  there  fella  over  there  is 
icllin'  all  the  dead  folks  they  are  lucky!  Yer 
just  not  talkin  bout  what's  important,  and 
that's  money." 

"Now  look  here,  Ross."  said  Christ. 
"You  don't  even  know  what  yer,  um,  you 
are  talking  about.  Don't  you  understand  what  I  mean  by 
eternal  life'}' 

"Yeah,  it's  some  slick  insider  talk.  Yer  offerin'  some- 
thin  we're  never  gonna  see.  Yer  fulla  talk." 

"Gentlemen.  .  ."  Sam  injected. 

"But.  but.  .  ."  stammered  Christ.  "But.  .  .  eternal  life! 
Eternal  life,  dammit!" 

"I  think  we  should  get  back  to  the  responsibility  issue." 
said  Mohammed. 

"You  mean,  who's  responsible  fer  that  there  geee-hahd 
you  pulled  over  in  Kuwait?"  Perot  spoke  into  the  audi- 
ence. "Or  those  hostages  Ah  had  to  save  way  back  when?" 

"Now  that's  just  plain  unfair!"  cried  Mohammed.  "1  can't 
be  held  responsible  for  everybody  who  uses  my  name!" 

"So  ya  don't  believe  in  responsibility?" 

"No,  that's  not  what  I  meant.  .  ." 

"Gentlemen,  please."  said  Sam  again. 

"See.  you  can't  get  these  insiders  to  talk  to  the 
American  people  rightly.  Buncha  hootenany.  I  say." 

Christ  gripped  the  podium.  'Oh.  .  .  shut  up!" 

"We  must  move  onto  the  next  question  now."  said 
Donaldson,  looking  them  over  suspiciously.  "The  next  is 
to  Perot.  In  relation  to  accomplishing  your  goals,  what  do 
you  think  is  the  major  benefit  of  being  involved  in  public 
office  rather  than  your  current  position?" 

"Well  heck,"  laughed  Perot.  "Ah  know  Ah  could  be  up 
in  that  bully  pulpit  lookin'  things  over,  and  up  there  I 
could  go  pickin  up  all  tho.se  plans  just  layin'  around  the 
Congress  floor  and  puttin'  them  in  play  instead  of  usin" 
em  as  chicken  feed.  Heck,  that's  what  I'd  do." 

"Rebuttal  to  Mohammed." 

Mohammed  stood  for  a  moment  behind  his  podium,  his 
hands  folded  in  front  of  him.  He  looked  over  at  Perot, 
who  was  smiling  blankly  into  the  camera.  He  looked  at 
Christ,  who  was  rubbing  his  temples  in  visible  pain.  He 
looked  back  at  Donaldson's  eyebrows. 

"You  know.  Sam,"  he  said,  slowly.  "I  have  no  idea." 

Th«  crowd  went  wild. 

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The  lighter  side  of  a  drooling^  sleepy  face 


Until  about  a  week  ago,  if 
someone  had  told  me  news 
that  people  I  knew  were 
engaged  to  be  married,  my  typical 
response  was,  'Oh,  I'm  sorry."  I 
never  out-right  condemned  any  of 
these  people  for  tak- 
ing the  big  dive,  but 
I  was  in  the  habit  of 
explaining  why  I 
thought  marriage 
was  just  a  bad  idea, 
all  around. 

"Who  wants  to  lie 
themselves  down  like 
that."  I  would  quip. 
"Who  wants  to  wake 
up  and  see  the  same 
drooling,  sleepy  face, 
every  morning  for  the  next  18,710 
days?  There  is  so  much  to  do  in  one 
lifetime,  why  settle  for  the  monoto- 
nous routine  of  wedding  anniver- 
saries, regular  dinner  times  and  pick- 
ing up  the  dry  cleaning?" 

You  would  think,  by  listening  to 
me.  that  my  parents  had  gone 
through  a  horrendous  divorce,  and 
that  this  is  what  influenced  me  to 
abhor  the  institution  of  marriage.  But 
no.  Carol  and  Fabio  have  been  happi- 
ly married  for  26  years,  and  share  a 
love  that  has  endured  countless  nasty 
arguments,  and  proven  its  strength  in 
various  moments  ranging  from  pure 
silKness  to  unmatched  sweetness. 

I  attribute  my  history  of  anti-mat- 
rimony rhetoric  to  the  fact  that, 
before  a  Sunday  afternoon  two  weeks 
ago.  I  had  never  been  to  a  wedding. 
Twenty-one-years-old  and  never 
been  to  a  wedding  —  not  quite  as 
bad  as  sweet  sixteen  and,  well,  you 
know  the  rest. 

I  was  not  particularly  excited  about 
my  initiation  into  the  world  of  wed- 
dings. I  had  to  drive  home  that  morn- 
ing and  be  dressed  and  in  church  by 


2  p.m.,  ideally  leaving  some  time  for 
quality  family  bonding.  I  did  not  look 
forward  to  my  one  and  a  half  hour 
return  trip  that  same  evening,  but  my 
name  was  on  the  guest  list  and  my 
reception  dinner  accounted  for. 

Immediately  upon 
entering  the  church,  my 
attitude  began  to  change. 
The  woman  getting  mar- 
ried was  my  next  door 
neighbor.  Dawn.  Seeing 
her  nervous,  smiling 
family  and  excited 
friends  seated  in  the 
pews  and  huddling  in  the 
lobby  made  me  realize 
that  the  wedding  was  sig- 
nificant to  many  more 
people  than  just  the  bride  and  gruom. 

As  soon  as  the  procession  of  floral- 
ly-clad  bridesmaids  and  polished 
ushers  made  their  way  down  the 
aisle,  something  strange  happened.  I 
began  to  cry. 

Now.  I'm  not  the  type  of  person 
who  lends  to  cry  a  lot.  but  as  I 
thought  about  how  these  friends  of 
Dawn  and  Mike  (her  now-husband) 
cared  so  much  about  them,  that  they 
wanted  to  help  them  to  publicly 
acknowledge  their  relationship  in  this 
ceremony 

When  Dawn  entered  the  church, 
she  was  transformed  from  the  little 
girl  with  whom  I  had  made 
pom-poms  from  trash  bags  in  my 
backyard,  to  a  beautiful  bride,  literal- 
ly glowing  with  happiness.  As  she 
walked  past  all  of  the  people  who 
have  lovingly  supported  her  since 
childhood,  her  obvious  glee  and  her 
wish  to  share  it  with  us  confirmed 
that  Dawn  had  reached  adulthood 
with  confidence  and  grace. 

From  that  moment,  the  wedding 
was  a  series  of  attempts  to  hold  back 
my  tear*,  much  to  no  avail.  The  vows 


and  reading  were  touching,  and 
watching  Dawn  and  Mike  proclaim 
their  love  for  one  another  at  the  altar, 
in  front  of  everyone  who  was  impor- 
tant to  them,  made  me  realize  just 
how  meaningful  marriage  is. 

Marriage,  it  would  seem,  is  a  pub- 
lic confirmation  of  a  couple's  feel- 
ings. They  are  proclaiming  to  friends 
and  family  that  they  love  each  other 
enough  to  commit  to  the  pursuit  of 
the  other's  happiness,  and  to  undergo 
with  that  person  the  struggles  of 
achieving  it. 

Marriage  is  the  joining  of  two  fam- 
ilies: and  while  most  of  us  have 
enough  of  a  time  dealing  with  just 
our  own  "beloved  ones,"  it  is  a  com- 
mitment to  work  to  be  a  part  of  the 
family  of  the  person  you  love.  It  is 
also  a  commitment  to  starting  your 
own  family,  beginning  with  the  cre- 
ation of  a  home. 

I  know  that  more  times  than  we 
would  like  to  believe,  the  marriage 
which  follows  this  perfect  day  is  dis- 
appointing, dysfunctional,  or  just 
docs  not  work  out.  for  whatever  rea- 
son. I  know  that  the  notion  of  creat- 
ing a  home  is  idealistic  in  many  ways. 

But  my  mother  emphasized  that 
she  wanted  me  to  finally  attend  a 
wedding  because  she  wanted  me  to 
see  how  wonderful  it  can  be.  and 
realize  how  rare  it  is  to  find  such  a 
nice  one  in  these  days  of 
drive-through  matrimony  and  high 
divorce  rales 

Though  I  don't  feel  that  my  own 
wedding  bells  will  be  chiming  any 
time  soon.  I  have  a  whole  new 
respect  for  marriage.  I'm  not  sure 
thai  I  am  completely  reformed,  but  I 
will  at  least  think  twice  before  send- 
ing a  sympathy  card  to  the  next  of  my 
friends  to  get  engaged. 

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Dave 
Jastrow 


There  I  was.  pleasantly  perusing  the  newspaper 
when  I  noticed  his  name  lurking  in  the  headlines. 
A  strange  feeling  overcame  me  all  at  once.  It  was 
more  terrifying  than  being  forced  to  listen  to  a  Sione 
Temple  Pilots  Iwllad.  It  was  more  frightening  than  the  bit- 
ter aftertaste  that  lingers  after  eating  the  Fisherman's 
Catch  at  the  dining  commons. 

There  once  was  a  man  named  Martin 
lones. 

He  was  bom  a  crazy  radical  guy.  but  he 
evolved  into  a  crazy  normal  guy.  He  pio- 
neered the  battle  against  the  intrinsically  evil 
emblem  of  the  University  of  Massachusetts,  the  Minuteman. 
His  personal  vendetta  against  the  Minuteman  symbol  was  a 
story  picked  up  by  the  associated  press,  national  television 
newscasts.  David  Letterman.  and  Rush  Limbaugh. 

He  garnered  a  small  group  of  renegades  like  himself 
who  posted  "Ban  the  Minuteman!!"  signs  all  ov-r  our 
campus.  In  response  to  Chancellor  Scott's  announcement 
thai  the  mascot  would  not  be  changed.  lones  responded 
by  going  on  a  dramatic  hunger  strike.  Four  days  later,  he 
ate  pizza  and  the  administration  gave  a  collective  sigh  of 
relief. 

Less  than  one  year  later,  lones  disappeared  from  the 
spotlight,  until  he  discovered  a  way  to  gain  even  more 
influence  on  local  politicians.  He  joined  them. 

He  initiated  'Operation  Restore  America."  and  he  made 
the  startling  revelation  that  he  made  "a  terrible  mistake." 
He  lold  his  listeners  that  he  planned  to  make  speeches  at 
the  historical  sites  at  Lexington  and  Concord. 

lones  even  sent  invitations  to  local  politicians  such  as 
Gov.  William  F.  Weld.  Sen.  Edward  Kennedy,  and  his 
political  rival.  Mitt  Romney.  This  was  his  way  of  "coming 
to  terms  with  my  identity  as  an  American  citizen."  as  he 


explained  himselL 

lones  sounds  like  a  bom-again  patriot,  trying  to  restore 
a  nation  of  cynical  nonbelievers.  This  is  ironic,  consider- 
ing that  it  is  individuals  like  Mr.  lones  who  cause  these 
disillusions.  I  cannot  even  imagine  what  went  through  the 
minds  of  the  people  who  supported  lones  battle  against 
the  Minuteman  when  he  explained  his  star- 
tling revelations  regarding  his  newest  patri- 
otic stance  on  America. 

His  sudden  inspiration  while  watching 
the  movie  "Forrest  Gump"  this  summer 
was  quickly  converted  into  a  complete 
reversal  of  his  previous  opinions.  Now  he  is  a  loyal  sup- 
porter of  'this  great  nation  called  America." 

lones  is  suddenly  willing  to  become  a  symbolic  pawn 
for  politicians,  who  can  take  his  new  position  and  use  him 
as  an  example  of  how  the  youth  of  America  are  becoming 
enthusiastic  for  the  future.  The  people  who  followed  him 
before  are  left  to  fend  for  themselves,  realizing  that  [ones 
will  continue  to  ride  the  tide  of  the  current  trends,  until 
they  are  no  longer  considered  new.  Then,  he  can  allow 
himself  to  be  inspired  once  again,  perhaps  next  time  from 
something  that  is  said  on  the  Home  Shopping  Club. 

Once  again,  lones  can  be  blinded  by  the  flashes  of  pho- 
tographers and  the  support  of  local  politicians.  Maybe  if 
we  are  truly  fortunate.  lones  will  make  his  triumphant 
return  to  the  steps  in  front  of  the  Student  Union 
Ballroom.  There,  he  can  reveal  all  of  the  latest  revolution 
ary  cures  to  the  social  diseases  of  America. 

Hopefully,  Rush  Limbaugh  will  be  in  attendance,  as  he 
was  for  the  Minuteman  controversy.  The  only  question 
that  still  remains  is  whether  or  not  he  will  be  supporting 
the  words  of  the  occupational  protester. 
Dave  lastrow  is  a  UMass  student 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


Doeii*sbury  By  Garry  Trudeau 


Editorials  don't 
show  all  sides 

To  the  editor: 

The  Collegian's  unsigned  editorial 
"Peace  efforts  should  continue" 
(Tues.  Oct.  18)  demonstrates  again 
how  little  the  people  who  work  at  the 
Collegian  know,  understand  or  care 
about  events  beyond  the  borders  of 
the  United  States. 

The  editorial  discusses  the  award- 
ing of  the  Nobel  Peace  Prize  to 
Yitzhak  Rabin  and  Yasir  Arafat,  but 
questions  whether  Arafat  deserves  it. 

First  of  all.  any  prize  of  "peace" 
which  has  been  awarded  to  Henry 
Kissinger  and  Menachem  Begin  is 
itself  open  to  the  most  serious  ques- 
tions about  how  it  defines  "peace." 

But  beyond  that,  it  is  instructive  of 
the  double  standards  that  dog 
Westem  media  outlets,  even  ones  as 
lowly  as  the  Collegian,  that  the  kid- 
napping of  one  Israeli  soldier  should 
place  Arafat's  credentials  in  question 
whereas  the  Israeli  leaders  are  not 
held  accountable  for  any  of  Ihe 
actions  Ihey  commit. 

Let  us  begin  with  the  occupation, 
which  seems  to  have  slipped  every- 
one's mind.  The  fact  is  that  most 
Palestinians  still  live  under  Israeli 
occupation  and  apartheid  or  in  exile. 
Even  the  tiny  autonomous  regions  arc 
still  effectively  under  Israeli  occupa- 
tion. This  occupation  is  a  crime,  and 
Ihe  methods  used  to  enforce  it  are 
savage  and  barbaric. 

Furthermore,  in  occupied 
Lebanon,  the  Israelis  continue  to 
expel  villagers  from  their  homes, 
bomb  and  kill  indiscriminately  and 
rule  with  Ihe  iron  fist  of  colonialism. 


The  baniustan  agreement  between 
the  PLO  and  Israel  cannot  paper  over 
the  horror  of  these  occupations  and 
no  amount  of  American  bribery  or 
Scandinavian  plaques  will  satisfy  the 
Palestinian  and  Lebanese  people. 
Groups  such  as  Hamas  and  Hizbullah 
will  continue  to  struggle  against 
Israeli  occupation,  colonialism,  and 
apartheid  and  will  become  increas- 
ingly popular  because  of  it. 

Of  course,  none  of  this  can  be 
reflected  in  the  Collegian  editorial, 
because  no  one  on  the  Collegian 
Editorial  Board  can  even  begin  to 
understand  what  it  has  been  like  for 
Third  World  peoples  to  struggle 
against  European  colonialism. 

What  can  one  expect  from  an  edi- 
torial that  begins  by  misidentifying 
the  Palestine  Liberation  Organization 
as  the  "Palestinian  Liberation 
Organization?"  Simply  put.  you  peo- 
ple don't  know  the  first  thing  you  are 
talking  about  when  it  comes  to  these 
issues. 

Belter  stick  to  basketball. 

Abdul  Kanaan 

This  letter  was  signed  by  four  other 

students 

Reader  agrees 
with  column 

To  the  editor: 

As  I  read  through  Alex  Casas'  col- 
umn on  Monday,  a  smile  came  upon 
my  face.  I  was  thrilled  to  see  some- 
one else  had  an  opinion  similar  to 
mine  about  the  gay  and  lesbian 
lifestyle  on  campus,  and  that  he  also 
had  the  guts  to  write  about  it. 

It  seems  that  at  UMass.  the  homo- 
sexual community  can  say  and  do 
whatever  they  want  to.  but  if  anyone 
makes  a  comment  against  their 
behavior,  then  that  person  is  auto- 
matically wrong.  I  applaud  Alex  for 
standing  up  for  not  only  what  he 
believes  in.  but  what  most  straight 
males,  including  myself,  believe  in.  If 
Ihe  homosexual  community  wants 
more  respect  on  campus,  here's  a 
couple  of  suggestions. 

First  of  all.  realize  when  you  are 
wrong.  The  incidents  in  the 
Thompson  bathroom  were  simply 
horrifying.  But  somehow,  glib 
couldn't  see  this.  They,  instead,  write 
mio  the  Collegian  saying  it's  alright 
seeing  two  people  of  any  kind  having 
sex,  and  I  certainly  don't  like  to  see 
bodily  Huids  all  over  the  place. 

Second  of  all,  when  someone  like 
Alex  speaks  up  for  what  he  believes 


in,  don't  automatically  start  whining 
about  it.  Your  so  called  community 
prides  itself  in  saying  that  people  can 
say  and  do  what  they  believe  in, 
which  is  exactly  what  Alex  did.  It's 
about  time  someone  spoke  out 
against  the  homosexual  community, 
and  hopefully  the  'community"  real- 
ize that  the  woy  Alex  thinks,  is  the 
way  most  of  the  straight  males  on 
campus  think. 

Michael  C.  Mann 
Soulhwesi 

Athlete  says 
University  helps 

To  the  editor: 

Last  week  Ihe  Boston  Globe  print- 
ed an  article  which  infringed  upon  the 
rights  of  many  members  of  the  UMass 
Basketball  team.  In  the  article  there  is 
mention  of  a  "double  standard"  for 
athletics  here  at  UMass.  Well  if  this  is 
true.  I  feel  sorry  for  the  non-athletes 
on  this  campus.  I  feci  sorry  for  all  the 
people  who  are  on  academic  proba- 
tion with  no  one  who  really  cares 
whether  they  choose  option  one  to 
work  hard  and  bring  up  their  grades, 
or  option  two  to  head  home,  because 
there  is  a  much  larger  percent  of  them 
than  athletes  on  probation. 

These  are  the  statistics  that  need  to 
be  looked  at.  You  may  think  it  is  bad 
that  there  is  only  an  85  percent  grad 
uation  rate  among  athletes,  but  what 
if  you  compare  this  to  the  66  percent 
graduation  rale  of  the  University  in 
general. 

Athletics  bring  a  lot  to  this  school, 
since  the  basketball  team  made  the 
NCAA  toumamcnt.  alumni  giving  has 
increased  immensely,  as  have  TV 
rights,  and  even  enrollment  in  gencr 
al.  As  enrollment  goes  up,  the  quality 
of  the  average  student,  and  the  acade- 
mic quality  will  also  increase,  which 
is  good  for  the  University. 

The  University  is  doing  great 
things  to  support  its  athletes  in  the 
academic  field,  the  reason  most  of  us 
arc  here  in  the  first  place.  There  are 
still  great  opportunities  for  the  stu- 
dent athlete  at  UMass,  as  I  know.  It 
takes  a  lot  of  work  to  be  a  student 
•thiete,  and  not  all  of  it  i,  the  stu- 
dent s  work.  From  study  halls  and 
tutors,  to  grade  monitoring  to  see 
when  we  need  them,  every  effort  is 
locused  on  our  overall  success,  not 
just  that  in  our  perspective  sports. 

Catherine  Downey 
Southwest 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Monday,  October  24,  1994  /  Page  5 


Arts  &  Living 


I 


The  Wedding  Present  delivers 


S'M'A'S'H/THESE  ANIMAL  MEN  EP 

S'M'A'S'H  and  These  Animal  Men 
Vernon  Yard/Virgin  Records 

lust  when  you  thought  you  were 
safe... .the  British  press  takes  you 
credulity  to  the  limit  with  its  most 
contrived  scene  yet—  the  New  Wave 
of  New  Wave. 

No  matter  that  S'M'A'S'H  are 
probably  old  enough  to  have  been  eli- 
gible for  the  original  New  Wave,  and 
that  they  are  effectively  a 
karoke  version  of  The 
Clash  to  old  fart  journal- 
ists nostalgic  for  1977. 

Nor  that  These 
Animal  Men  are  sus- 
pected of  being 
chancers  who  have 
appropriated  old  schoo 
Adidas  shirts  and  a  drugs  man 
festo  whilst  it  is  whispered  they  were 
once  a  no  hope  indie-band  by  anoth- 
er name. 

Not  that  age  of  image  manipula- 
tion need  matter  if  the  music's  wor- 
thy of  "money,  masturbation,"  as 
S'M'A'S'H  sing  on  the  worthily 
titled  "Lady  Love  Your  {insert 
English's  most  grim  expletive).  "  All 
the  attempts  at  lyrical  bite  are  redun- 
dant if  you've  got  bog  standard 
songs,  and  trying  to  appear  authentic 
to  your  favorite  punk  records  means. 

Unlike  the  best  of  the  abundant 
retro  bands  about  today,  you're  just 
sad  saps  trying  to  resurrect  the 
corpse  of  another  era  without  adding 
anything  inventive.  Why  listen  to 
some  hoary  old  male  punk  wannabe 
singing  for  female  self-  affirmation 
when  Echobelly,  Hole  or  Liz  Phair  do 
it  with  so  much  more  melody  and 
eloquence? 

And  when  S'M'A'S'H  sing  of  Ihe 
existential  trauma  of  being  either  "a 
junkie  or  a  lover'  it  now  sounds  so 
superficial  and  cliched,  where  as  if 
you  hear  the  Sex  Pistols  or  Nirvana, 
the  sex,  drugs,  and  rock  n'  roll 
myth/tragedy  still  means  something. 

To  be  fair.  These  Animal  Men  are 
substantially  superior,  but  again  their 
best  songs  remain  very  derivative. 
The  ampheia-theme  of  "Speed  King" 
invokes  The  Small  Faces  through  The 
lam  to  Echobelly  again,  whilst  the 
best  songs  on  cither  of  these  five 
track  EPs  'You're  Not  My  Babylon" 
just  may  be  the  utterly  English,  punk- 


ish  Carter  the  Unstoppable  Sex 
Machine  circa  1991. 

With  the  mega-rise  of 
post-Nirvana  punk  acolytes  like 
Green  Day,  these  two  bands  might 
miraculously  make  it  in  the  US, 
though  I  doubt  whether  they  have  the 
innovation,  the  songs  or  the  funda- 
mental talent  to  even  sustain  their 
sound  (and  the  fury  of  their  hype) 
over  a  full  length  LP.  To  paraphrase 
an  Americanism.  T'R'A'S'H.  D 
and  D-  (Martyn  Bone) 

WAWSI 

The  Wedding  Present 
Islartd  Records 

It  seems  that  by  now 
The  Wedding  Present 
hould  have  conquered 
the  miserable.  [x>p  void  that 
bands  such  as  The  Smiths  and  |oy 
Division  left  behind  in  the  wake  of 
their  demise. 

Vocalist  Gedge  has  the  type  of 
puppy  dog  voice  that  lonely  suburban 
boys  and  girls  dressed  in  black  dream 
of.  while  the  rest  of  the  band  man- 
ages to  toss  off  pop  licks  so  irre- 
sistible, they  virtually  dance  in  your 
head  for  days. 

While  The  Wedding  Present  has 
always  been  a  "singles"  band  {last 
year  they  recorded  a  new  single  for 
every  month  of  the  year),  Walusi 
may  just  be  their  greatest  stab  at  the 
pop  world  yet. 

Gone  is  much  of  the  noise-factor 
that  permeated  their  1992  Steve 
Albini-produced  release 

Seamonslers.  and  instead  seems  to  be 
much  more  of  a  songwriting  sensibili- 
ty that  helps  lift  the  songs  out  of  a 
[xtssible  "forgettable"  chasm. 

The  most  memorable  tracks  on 
Walusi  are  the  ones  where  the  band 
shows  it  is  not  afraid  to  shake  up  the 
status  quo.  'Click  Click"  teeters  on  a 
trance-like  riff,  accented  by  beautiful 
double  harmonies  between  Gedge 
and  a  female  back-up  vocalist. 

'Spangle.'  the  album's  most 
down-beat  track,  eerily  mopes  along, 
dripping  with  low-key  organ  and 
Gedge's  almost  desperate  tone  of 
voice.  Since  the  track  appears  direct- 
ly in  the  middle  of  the  album,  it  clev- 
erly offsets  the  buoyancy  of  the  other 
songs  acting  as  a  sort  of  emotional 
anchor  for  whole  piece  of  work. 


While  the  biggest  thrill  may  indeed 
be  the  hooks,  there  is  no  denying 
Gedge's  poignant  and  moody  lyrics. 
On  most  of  the  tracks  he  spouts  off 
tales  of  love  and  loss  so  direct  they 
would  make  even  Morrissey.  the  king 
of  frankness,  blush. 

With  Walusi  The  Wedding  Present 
have  added  another  memorable  chap- 
ter to  their  near  perfect  back-catalog. 
And  while  they  might  not  be  the 
reigning  kings  of  mope-pop  yet.  they 
have  proved  that  even  in  fiannel-clad 
1994  there  is  still  room  for  achingly. 
earnest  tunes.  A  (Matt  Audette) 

CLUMSY 

Somiam 
Atlantic  Records 

Like  fellow  Berkeley  mates.  Green 
Day.  Samiam  (pronounced 
Sam-I-Am)  play  punk  rock  with  pop 
sensibility.  Unlike  Green  Day.  their 
major  label  debut.  Clumsy,  lack  the 
hooks  to  boost  them  out  of  anonymi- 
ty- 
Dubbed  "melodicore."  Samiam 
definitely  show  their  sense  of  melody 
within  a  punk  framework,  yet  the 
songs  only  come  across  as  lackluster 
at  best. 

The  songs  curiously  grow  on  you 
but  lose  you  equally  as  fast  through 
the  continual  formula  of  layered  gui- 
tars, seemingly  borrowed  from  punk 
predecessors  and  peers  like  Sonic 
Youth.  Cell.  Vanilla  Trainwreck  etc. 

What  lacks  on  this  album  though 
is  power.  Musically  the  songs  plod 
along,  failing  to  ever  really  making 
any  son  of  impression.  The  album 
also  lacks  the  power  of  word,  as  the 
album's  lyrical  introspection  seems 
all  too  serious  in  its  irony. 

This  is  not  to  say  that  Clumsy  is 
overly  had,  but  rather  serves  as  a 
reminder  that  a  copy  of  Nirvana's 
Nevermind  is  hiding  in  your  collection. 
From  the  growth  of  punk  rock  into 
the  mainstream  came  the  exfwsurc  of 
punk  rock's  mediocrity,  and  unfortu- 
nately Samiam  clearly  fall  into  that 
category. 

On  the  album  closer  "Time  By 
The  Dime."  vocalist  lason  Bcchout 
sings.  "I  can't  believe  it/  this  is 
awful/  I've  got  better  things  to  do 
with  my  time."  It's  too  bad  they  don't 
tell  you  this  earlier.  C  (Wayken 
Shaw) 


}Aodern  dancers  entice  Walley  audience 
as  Shapiro  &  Smith  come  to  Bowker 


By  Jonathan  Ratcliff 

Collegian  Staff 


SHAPIKO  AND  SMITH  DANCE  COMPANY 

Bowker  Auditor ium 
Oct.  21 

A  dancer  slingshots  across  the  stage,  launched  from 
a  twisted  army  blanket  held  by  two  other  dancers. 
Another  dancer  does  a  running  leap  high  in  the  air. 
only  to  have  her  forward  momentum  stopped  short  in 
midair  by  the  blanket.  Later  in  the  piece,  the  blanket 
prop  is  used  to  pull,  swing  and  cradle  other  dancers  in 
a  variety  of  ingenious 
ways. 

"The  athleticism  found  in 
the  Shapiro  and  Smith 
Dance  Company's  opening 
piece.  "Dance  with  Army 
Blankets"  was  only  a  hint 
at  the  rest  of  the  evening's 
performance  which 
included  a  repertory  that 
spanned  the  company's 
entire  career. 

Several  different  themes 
and  styles  were  explored; 
from  the  quiet  romance  of 
"Two."  the  duet  that  was 
the  first  piece  that  Shapiro 
and  Smith  choreographed 
together  in  19«6.  to 
"Untitled."  which  is  a  pre- 
view that  included  the 
entire  seven  person  com- 
pany. "Untitled"  is  a  pow- 
erful piece  that  explored  a 

serious  theme  of  pain  and  struggle:  it  was  evident  in  the 
dancing,  lighting  and  musical  score.  The  Collegian  was 
given  the  opportunity  to  speak  with  Danial  Shapiro. 

"'Untitled'  deals  with  the  many  holocausts  humans 
have  undergone  in  the  past  and  present.  The  piece  is 
about  trying  to  find  and  explanation-  what  does  it  take 
to  make  something  like  this  happen?  What  mental 
gymnastics  do  you  have  to  do  to  treat  people  in  a  way 
that  you  don't  see  them  as  human."  Shapiro  said. 

These  vast  differences  in  theme  in  the  pieces  share 
an  element  found  in  all  of  Shapiro  and  Smith's  work: 


Two  dancers  perform 
Dance  Co. 


exploring  the  human  condition. 

"We  look  at  what's  going  on,"  Shapiro  said. 
'Everything  we  choreograph  comes  out  of  people, 
things  we  sec  them  do.  We.  {as  humans)  arc  all  in  this 
thing  together,  we  have  so  much  in  common,  more 
than  we  may  realize.  You  feel  a  certain  way  in  your  life, 
other  people  are  feeling  it  or  have  felt  it.  too;  and  here 
it  is  on  stage." 

The  dancers  in  the  company  moved  with  such  smixjih- 
ness  and  grace  that  the  audience's  perception  of  the  hard- 
ness and  solidity  of  the  lloor  and  props  was  challenged. 
The  energy  produced  from  the  potential  danger  in  the 
leaps  and  nwves  was  effectively  used  to  add  power  to  the 

choax)graphy. 

Props  in  the  pieces 
were  not  obstacles  or 
distractions:  they  were 
rather  features  on  the 
stages  landscape  that 
the  dancers  flowed  on 
and  around,  utilizing 
them  with  natural  case. 
The  props  were  assigned 
ever  changing  qualities 
and  meanings. 

"Captives'  featured  a 
massive  wooden 

cage-like      structure 
which  at  times  was  a 
prison,  and  others,  a 
refuge.    The    wooden 
benches  in  "To  Have 
and  to  Hold"  served  at 
different  limes  as  places 
for  erolic  interludes, 
beds,  slides,  and  coffins. 
"Dance.  Dance,"  a 
"wacked  out  little  duet,  very  much  built  on  who  the 
dancers  are  and  what  they  can  do."  was  another  lighter 
piece. 

The  closing  piece  to  the  show  was  the  wildly  funny 
"George  and  Belly's  House",  which  takes  a  sarcastic 
shot  at  domestic  qualities  of  married  life;  comically  crii- 
icizing  pre-  set  gender  mies.  safe  .sex.  and  child  rearing. 
'Humor  sets  us  apart  fomi  other  dance  companies." 
explains  Shapiro.  "We  are  a  wonderful  blend  of  humor 
and  pathos,  and  we  have  a  very  athletic  repertory,  gym- 
nastic and  very  physical.' 


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Tori  Amos  woos  a  sold-out  audience 
during  Thursday  evening  performance 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Monday,  October  24,  1994  /  Page  7 


By  Mik«  MocLeon 

ColUgion  Staff 


TORI  AMOS 

Smilfi  College 
Oct  20 

Tori  Amos'  sold  out  show  took  the  stage  Thursday 
night  at  Smith  Colleges  |ohn  M,  Greene  Hall  to  a  frenzied 
and  eagerly  awaiting  crowd. 

Beginning  her  set  with  a  cover  of  the  Bruce  Springsteen 
hit,  "I'm  On  Fire,"  it  was  clear  that  she  had  made  the  song 
into  something  completely  her  own. 

Throughout  her  next  couple  of  songs.  "Crucify"  and 
'The  Waitress."  it  was  evident  that  you  were  never  going 
to  be  able  to  tell  when  she  was  going  to  alter  the  siruc- 
tui^s  of  her  songs;  Pausing,  bringing  the  dynamics  down 
suddenly  or  playing  around  with  the  tempo  were  not 
uncommon  occurrences.  In  fact  they  were  what  made 
Amos  all  that  more  acoustically  pleasing. 

Amos'  personality  as  well  as  her  music  was  on  display 
all  evening,  as  she  threw  a  fireball  into  the  crowd,  talked 
about  the  stuffed  bat  hanging  above  her  piano  and  |X)ured 
water  onto  the  crowd  in  front  of  her  to  "cool  off  the 
moshers." 

Even  without  a  band  behind  her.  songs  that  were 


recorded  with  drums  and  guitar  did  not  lose  their  intensi- 

•y. 

"Space  Dog"  and  "Precious  Things"  sounded  just  as 
powerful  if  not  more  so  than  the  originals  on  her  latest 
release  Under  The  Pink,  and  a  recorded  drum  pan  kepi 
"God"  and  "Cornflake  Girl"  at  a  driving  tempo. 

Midway  through  "Precious  Things."  the  alarm  system  in 
the  building  was  tripped.  Amos  paused  and  asked  the 
crowd  if  she  should  keep  playing.  The  audience  responded 
with  a  tumultuous  uproar,  after  which  Amos  picked  up 
right  where  she  left  off  and  overpowered  the  alarm  until  it 
shut  off. 

Another  concert  highlight  included  "Bells  For  Her." 
played  on  an  upright  piano,  altered  to  sound  like  some- 
thing out  of  a  Fisher  Price  catalogue. 

During  the  a  cappella  "Me  And  A  Gun,"  the  audience 
was  in  an  emotionally  intense  silence  throughout  the 
entire  piece,  which  was  unusual,  due  to  the  fact  that  her 
performance  was  disturbed  at  numerous  times  throughout 
the  night  by  audience  members  yelling  things  like,  "I  love 
you  Tori." 

Coming  back  for  her  second  encore,  Amos  played  prob- 
ably the  most  anticipated  song  of  the  evening,  "Winter," 
preceded  by  her  rendition  of  the  classic  Police  tune 
"Wrapped  Around  Your  Finger,"  -  and  that  is  exactly  how 
she  held  the  audience  all  night  long.  A 


Tori  Amos 


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They  Might  Be  Giants  to  play  Smith 


ByMottAudettv 

Collegian  Staff 


They  might  be  maturing,  but  don't 
write  off  They  Might  Be  Giants  yet. 
Sure,  they  may  have  traded  in  the 
drum  machine  for  a  full  six-piece 
band  on  their  latest  release  John 
Henry,  but  the  two  lohns  still  have 
plenty  of  tricks  up  their  offbeat 
sleeves.  Working  in  more  of  a 
"band"  atmosphere  has  given  They 
Might  Be  Giants  more  area  to 
maneuver  in,  as  they  proved  in  earii- 
er  live  performances  this  year. 

Tomorrow  night  the  band  will 
show  off  their  new  direction  and 
new  tunes  as  they  play  at  |ohn  M. 
Greene  Hall  on  the  Smith  College 
Campus. 

While  ditching  the  "duo"  status 
has  forced  TMBG  to  lose  some  of 
the  off  the  cuff  cleverness  that  was 
their  trademark  on  eaHier  releases, 
they  have  come  up  with  a  new 
direction  and  possibly  one  of  their 
most  distinctive  releases  yet. 

"I'm  in  the  unusual  position  of 


They  Might  Be  Giants 

feeling  like  we've  done  a  really 
good  job  on  this  album,"  |ohn 
Linnell,  half  of  TMBG's  founding 
core,  told  Billboard  magazine.  "We 
were  unusually  prepared  for  this 
record.  We  had  a  larger  selection  of 
songs  to  choose  from.  This  is  not  as 
ugly  a  record  as  we've  made  in  the 
f>ast." 

Being  more  prepared  may  have 
been  due  in  part  to  the  extensive 
touring  TMBG  did  before  entering 
the  studio. 

"These  songs  are  road-tested," 
John  Flansburgh  told  Billboard. 
"When  it  came  time  to  make  the 
record,  it  went  very  quickly." 

Using  the  same  band  unit  in  the 
studio  as  they  did  on  the  road 
TMBG  have  come  up  with  20 
rock-orientated  pop  songs  that 
expand  the  band's  vocabulary  as 
musicians.  Added  to  the  TMBG 
line-up  is  drummer  Brian  Doherty, 
bassist  Tony  Maimone  (who  has 
also  worked  with  Pcre  Ubu  and 
Bob  Mould),  ex-Ordinaries  saxo- 
phonist and  keyboard  player  Kurt 


COUKTESr  MICHAf  L  HAISBANO 


Hoffman,  and  trumpet  player 
Steven  Bernstein. 

"I  think  that  this  record  is  differ- 
ent, in  that  it  has  a  "bashy"  rock 
quality  to  it  that  comes  directly 
from  our  last  road  experience," 
Flansburgh  lold  Billboard. 

With  this  new  found  sound,  as 
well  as  more  high-powered  live 
shows.  TMBG  have  been  garnering 
a  larger  fan  base  that  may  lead  to  a 
emergence  from  the  band's  currant 
cult-  type  status.  The  fact  that  a 
gold  record  was  recently  awarded 
to  the  band  for  their  first  Elektra 
release  Flood  only  emphasizes  this 
fact  more,  making  tomorrow's 
show  all  the  more  anticiF>ated. 

Ex-Pixie  front  man  (and  friend  to 
TMBG)  Frank  Black  will  open  the 
show  with  a  solo  acoustic  perfor- 
mance. 

They  Might  Be  Giants  will  play 
at  tohn  M.  Greene  Hall  at  8:00 
p.m..  Tuesday.  Oct.  25.  Tickets  are 
$15.50  in  advance  and  may  be  pur- 
chased by  calling  The 
Northampton  Box  Office. 


Boyz  II  Men  dispel  flash  in  the  pan  notion 


By  Tora  MK  ConiwHy 

Collegian  Staff 


BOYZIMENI 

BoyzHMen 
Motown 

When  Boyz  II  Men  first  appeared 
on  the  pop  music  scene  their  soulful 
melodies,  killer  harmonies,  and  fresh 
clean  cut  look  entranced  listeners 
from  coast  to  coast. 

Discovered  by  Bell  Biv  DeVoe's 
Michael  Bivins,  the  fabulous  four 
(Wanya  Morris.  Nate  Morris,  Shawn 
Stockman.  Michael  S.  McCary)  were 
quickly  signed  on  to  Motown 
records. 

Their  debut  album 

Cooleyhighharmony  sold  more  than 
seven  million  copies  and  won  the 
quartet  a  Grammy  in  1991.  "End  of 
the  Road"  and  "Motownphilly"  were 
being  played  on  every  radio  and  their 
melodious  voices  also  earned  them 
the  hit  song  to  Eddie  Murphy's  movie 
Boomerang. 

Now  a  little  older  and  a  little  wiser, 
Boyz  II  Men  have  released  their 
sophomore  album  simply  titled  Boy: 
II  Men  II.  Produced  by  hip  hop  king 


Babyface,  the  group  put  together  an 
album  that  has  managed  to  debut  in 
the  top  twenty  of  Billboard's  pop 
chart.  The  first  release,  "I'll  Niake 
Love  II  You'  soared  to  the  top  slot  of 
the  hit  parade  and  became  I994's 
fastest  selling  single.  This  clearly 
shows  the  Boyz  II  Men  weren't  just 
another  doo-wop  flash  in  the  pen  but 
a  group  with  real  talent  and  voices. 

Groups  such  as  Shai,  Silk,  and  All 
4  One  hopped  on  the  harmony  band- 
wagon riding  Boyz  II  Men's  success. 
Unfortunately  when  left  to  their  own 
devices  they  fell  short  of  the  finishing 
line. 

Boyz  II  Men  attribute  a  lot  of  suc- 
cess to  prayer. 

'We  pray,"  said  Wanya  Morris." 
We  pray  a  lot.  We  have  a  strong 
belief  that  the  Lord  will  carry  us 
through,  especially  since  we  are 
doing  everything  we  can  to  spread  his 
word.  He  is  the  author." 

The  lyrics  to  "I'll  Make  Love  II 
You."  display  the  more  sensitive  side 
to  the  group  that  they  try  to  encom- 
pass in  all  their  songs. 

"The  way  we  would  be  with  a 
woman  is  exactly  the  way  we  express 
it  on  the  album,"  said  Nathan  Morris 


in  an  interview  with  Entertainment 
Weekly.  'We  don't  go  out  and  say. 
'Okay,  let  me  smack  your  booty  and 
flip  you.'  and  all  that  crap." 

Adda  ^anya,  "I  couldn't  see  disre- 
specting a  woman,  than  seeing  some- 
one disrespecting  fny  mom." 

Although  the  group  has  rocketed 
through  the  atmosphere  of  success 
they  have  managed  to  keep  their  feet 
permanently  on  the  ground.  They  all 
still  live  with  good  old  mom  and  dad 
in  Philly. 

'Water  Runs  Dry"  written  by 
Babyface  is  a  perfect  example  of  the 
group's  ability  to  expand  and  explore. 
Babyface  plays  a  soulful  guitar 
accompanied  softly  by  drums,  upright 
bass,  cello,  and  two  violins. 

'On  Bended  Knees"  also  promises 
to  be  another  classic  hit.  Surprisingly 
enough  it  also  almost  never  got 
recorded. 

'On  Bended  Knee"  also  gives 
Wanya  one  of  those  chances  to  stir 
emotion,  build  emotional  momen- 
tum, and  raise  his  vocal  intensity  to  a 
climax  that  only  he  reaches  among  all 
the  male  singers  on  the  scene  today. 

This  talent  and  ability  to  create 
something  new  with  harmonies  is 


what  separates  Boyz  II  Men  from  all 
the  rest.  Their  ideas  are  always  fresh 
and  they  never  rehash  the  "same  old 
same  old."  If  anything.  Boyz  11  Men 
continue  to  improve  and  improvise 
every  chance  they  can  to  maintain 
their  unique  brand  of  music  making 
that  offsets  alternative  and  hip-hop 
one  hit  wonders. 

Tim  Kelley  and  Bob  Robinson  are 
also  instrumental  in  getting  Boyz  11 
Men  where  they  are  now.  It  was  their 
insight  and  guidance  that  helped  the 
group  develop  their  impressive 
sound.  The  songs  "Vibin"."  "Tryin 
Times'  and  "U  Know"  are  products 
of  that  talent  melding  together.  Their 
remake  of  the  Beatles  "Yesterday" 
jumps  out  at  you  giving  the  lyrics 
new  soul. 

So  exactly  what  does  Boyz  II  Men 
do  to  become  a  cut  above  the  rest? 

"Last  time  we  went  into  the  studio, 
we  didn't  know  anything  about  fans, 
radio,  video  shows,  charts.  We  just 
sang  songs  we  loved.  This  time,  we 
tried  to  go  into  the  studio  with  the 
same  attitude,  lust  singing  songs." 
Wanya  revealed. 

And  sometimes  that's  all  it  takes. 
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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


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Monday,  October  24,  1994  /  Page  9 


Langevin  stars  for  cross  country 


By  Leigh  Torbin 

Collegian  Sloff 


She  arrived  at  I'Mass  unc  year 
ago  toting  a  high  M.hiKi|  iiack  and 
cross  lounlry  resume  that  ran 
approxiniaIeK  the  length  ol  Al 
Caponed  police  record,  but  could 
this  freshman  ptissibly  be  an  instant 
asset  to  the  defending  Atlantic  10 
cross  country  champions? 

In  each  of  her  first  three  weeks  as 
a  Minulewoman.  Melissa  Langevin 
captured  the  A-IO's  rookie  of  the 
week  honors  and  she  has  not  looked 
back  since.  Langevin  has  placed 
first  amongst  all  UMass  runners  in 
every  race  that  she  has  ran  since 
arriving  in  Amherst. 

The  secret  of  her  continued  suc- 
cess is  simple:  an  unconditional 
love  of  her  sport, 

"I  love  running.  Sometimes  iny 
coach  thinks  I'm  even  a  bit  psycho 
about  it."  said  Langevin.  a  sopho- 
more from  Sturbridge,  MA.  "It's  a 
really  great  feeling  to  see  how  far 
you  can  push  your  body.  I  go  out 
there  every  day  and  I  train  really 
hard,  and  it's  really  exciting  to  see 
the  day  of  a  race  what  you've 
accomplished,  I  love  competing  and 
I  just  love  running.  People  some- 
times laugh  at  that  but  I  plan  on 
having  running  being  part  of  my  life 
forever," 

As  an  exercise  science  major,  she 
likely  will  be  running  forever,  too, 

"Its  a  joy  to  have  someone  who's 
so  competitive  and  willing,  and 
wiuiis  to  be  good  as  much  as  she 
docs."  UMass  Coach  lulie  LaFreniere 
said.  "She's  got  the  body  for  it  and 
she  does  have  a  pretty  good  head  for 
it.  Sometimes  you  do  get  kids  with 
great  athletic  ability  and  no  head,  or 
the  other  way  around,  but  they  do 
pretty  well  for  themselves.  She  has 
cveryihing  you  need." 

That  complete  package  keeps 
most  opponents  wary  of  a  bout  with 
the  Minutewomen.  However, 
Langevin,  an  Ail-  Atlantic  10  selec- 
tion a  year  ago,  stresses  the  team 
aspect  of  cross  country  to  the  high- 
est degree. 

"When  teammates  can  run 
together  in  a  race,  and  they  can  run 
in  a  pack,  you  can  really  help  push 
each  other  along,'  Langevin  said. 
"It  can  also  be  intimidating  to 
another  person  because  if  you're 


just  running  bv  yourself  and  all  of 
sudden  three  ^jirls  from  another 
team  come  by.  and  they're  all 
together,  it  makes  you  feel  really 
alone," 

Due  to  jncdicdl  problems, 
lutngevin  never  aciualiy  ran  track  or 
cross  country  until  the  spring  of  her 
sophomore  year  at  Tantasqua 
Regional  Hi^'h  School  Al  the  urg- 
ing of  her  vtujnjicr  sister  Aimee. 
who  now  runs  lur  Stanford,  the 
elder  Langevin  went  out  for  the 
team  and  proved  lo  be  an  overnight 
success  story. 

Langevin's  insatiable  love  for 
running  led  her  to  UMass.  Seldom 
does  a  coach  ever  become  legiti- 
mately concerned  about  an  athlete 
over  training,  but  LaFreniere  has  to 
concern  herself  with  the  potential  of 
a  bum  out, 

"My  job  is  to  hold  her  back  a  lit- 
tle bit  because  she  will  tend  to  over 
do."  LaFreniere  said.  "I've  got  to 
pull  on  the  reins  and  slow  the  race 
horse  down,  not  on  the  course  but 
with  the  training.  I  just  don't  see 
her  running  eighty  miles  a  week, 
but  she  thrives  on  it." 

Following  last  season  a  knee 
injury  prevented  her  from  running 
until  early  June.  Langevin  was 
forced  to  redshirl  her  freshman 
track  season  as  well,  a  move  that 
has  extended  her  plans  to  include  a 
fifth  year  of  college. 

Both  Langevin  and  LaFreniere 
had  substantial  cause  lo  worry 
about  her  knee  heading  into  the 
1994  season  opener  against  the 
University  of  New  Hampshire,  on 
their  home  course.  Langevin 
abruptly  laid  to  rest  any  rumors  of  a 
potential  sophomore  jinx,  however, 
as  she  shattered  the  UNH  course 
record,  with  an  18:12  mark. 

Langevin's  last  three  races,  in 
fact,  are  her  three  fastest  times  as  a 
Minutewomen,  Last  Saturday,  her 
personal  record  1 1  7:46)  at  the  Paul 
Short  Invitational,  earned  her  A-10 
runner  of  the  week  honors.  Talk  of 
Langevin  qualifying  for  the 
Nationals  has  repeatedly  surfaced. 

"I  would  really  like  lo  make 
Nationals  this  year,"  Langevin  said. 
"As  a  freshman  I  just  missed  going. 
With  everything  that  I've  been 
through,  with  my  injury  and  every- 
thing, and  the  way  I've  been  racing 
iK>w.  I'd  like  it.  I  have  a  chance  so 


Sports  Notice 

There  will  be  a  meeting  for  all  Collegian  sports 
writers  regarding  the  Basketball  preview  issue 
Tuesday  night  at  7:00  in  the  Collegian  offices.  If 
you  have  questions  or  are  unable  to  attend 
please  contact  Matt  Vautour  or  Andrew  Bryce  at 
545-1851. 


PHOTO  COUKItSY  UMASS  Ml DIA  MCATIONS 

Sophomore  runner  Melissa  Langevin 


it's  just  a  matter  of  staying  healthy 
and  really  wanting  it  that  day 
because  it  all  depends  on  that  day  if 
you  go." 

Motivating  Langevin  should 
hardly  be  a  problem. 

"She  needs  to  be  calmed  down," 
LaFreniere  said.  "I  don't  have  to  get 
her  up  for  anything.  I'll  try  to  pull 
her  off  the  ceiling.  She  does  tend  to 
get  too  hyped  up.  I  describe  her  like 
a  cat  on  a  hot  tin  roof.  She's  ready 
to  spring  off  at  any  minute.  1  plan 
on  going  the  whole  way  with  her 
this  year  and  I  think  she  has  the 
same  plans." 

The  grueling  workload  required 
of  a  cross  country  runner  can  run 


many  into  the  ground. 

"It  takes  a  certain  type  to  be  a 
distance  runner,"  Langevin  said. 
"We  train  extremely  hard  and  go 
out  and  do  what  we  do  every  day. 
We  have  to  have  a  lot  of  respect  for 
ourselves  and  it  lakes  a  lot  of  dedi- 
cation and  discipline." 

Gazing  out  of  her  dorm  at  the 
often  wild  nightlife  in  Southwest, 
Langevin  menially  blocks  out  many 
of  the  sights  and  sounds. 

"My  running  is  my  way  to  get 
away  from  all  that  stuff  (social  pres- 
sures). When  I  was  injured  and 
didn't  have  it,  I  was  in  pretty  bad 
shape.  I  was  pretty  down.  It's  an 
addiction." 


Wotnen*s  Soccer 


continued  from  page  <? 
Five  minutes  later,  she  limps  off  with 
a  hamstring  pull,  and  never  returned. 

How  about  sophomore  defender 
Erin  Lynch?  After  getting  knocked  to 
the  ground  in  the  first  half,  accidenl- 
ly  or  not,  she  was  practically  stepped 
on.  Lynch  did  return,  and  played  the 
rest  of  the  game. 

What  about  senior  defender  Heidi 
Kocher?  She  had  an  ice  pack  resting 
on  her  right  shoulder  after  the  match. 

Finally,  there  was  junior  defender 
Nikki  Ahrenholz.  Connecticut  for- 
ward Ashley  Paine,  all  5-foot-IO  of 
her,  was  knocking  bodies  with 
Ahrenholz  all  second  half.  To  go 
along  with  it,  Paine  was  talking  some 
serious,  unnecessary  trash.  Some  soc- 
cer match,  huh? 

Make  no  mistake  about  it,  it  wasn't 

■  field  hockey 


only  the  defenders  that  were  getting 
mugged.  The  midfielders  and  for- 
wards got  plenty  of  that  stuff  loo.  A 
fan  in  the  stands  kindly  asked, 
"Should  I  call  the  cops?" 

So  it  is  no  wonder  they  can't  pack 
the  gorgeous  Soccer  Stadium,  Why? 
They  don't  play  soccer  there.  The 
match  looked  more  like  a  fight  for 
the  championship  belt. 

And  when  the  final  buzzer  (bell,  if 
you  wish)  rang,  many  of  the 
Connecticut  players  waved  their  arms 
in  the  air  in  celebration.  They  won  the 
match  -  the  wrestling  match  that  is. 

The  records  will  show  the  soccer 
match  also  went  to  the  Huskies,  2-1. 
But  all  involved  would  be 
hard-pressed  to  defend  thai  soccer 
was  actually  played  on  Saturday. 


continued  from  page  10 
about  it." 

The  teams  will  very  likely  meet 
again  in  the  NCAA  regionals.  If  they 
do,  Donnelly  promises  that  the 
Minutewomen  will  have  their 
revenge. 

"I  think  we  will  see  them  in  the 


first  round,'  said  Donnelly.  'And  if 
we  do  see  them  again  we'll  win.  1 
don't  have  any  doubt  in  my  mind,  I 
believe  we  will  be  in  the  Final  Four." 

The  Minutewomen  return  to  action 
next  Saturday,  when  they  take  on 
Atlantic  10  rival  St.  Joseph's. 


Lowell 


continued  (rom  poge  10 

So  it  was  back  to  the  down-two 
drawing  board,  but  only  for  13  sec- 
onds. Lowell  took  its  largest  lead  at 
3:47.  when  freshman  defenseman 
Mike  Nicholishen  scored  his  first 
Riverhawk  goal  on  a  fine  slapshot 
from  the  right  circle  to  the  lop  shelf. 
The  usual  suspects  (Bullock  and 
Sbrocca)  picked  up  assists. 

At  12:47.  Shannon  Basaraba  set- 
tled the  affair  by  poking  in  a  rebound 
of  Aaron  Kriss'  point  drive,  making  it 


5-1.  Nicholishen  also  assisted  on  the 
play. 

Bullock  concluded  the  scoring  at 
14:51  with  a  great  play.  Coming 
through  the  slot,  he  kicked  the  puck 
onto  his  stick  before  wrisiing  it  home. 
Sbrocca  was  again  his  linemates'  best 
friend,  as  he  earned  the  record-tying 
assist. 

Sal  Manganaro  suffered  a  bruised 
patella  when  he  crashed  into  the  goal- 
post, but  Mallen  said  it  is  not  severe. 


ice  hockey 


NFL  Scores 


continued  from  page  10 

called  on  to  play  a  major  role  on  both  the  pwwer-play  and 
penalty  killing  units.  He  was  paired  with  Tom  O'Connor 
as  UMass'  number  one  pairing. 

O'Connor  scored  the  first  goal  in  Hockey  East  for  the 
Minutemen.  Along  with  Brad  Norton  and  Mike  Gaffney, 
UMass  had  three  defensemen  play  their  first  games  as 
freshmen. 

"We  learned  a  lot  on  defense,  we  have  to  get  better 
every  day.  The  talent  is  so  great  in  Hockey  Iiast,  we  have 
a  lot  of  hard  work  to  do,"  O'Connor  said. 

O'Connor's  goal  at  3:22  of  the  third  cut  the  lead  to  2-1 . 
Suddenly,  the  excitement  was  high  on  the  Minuteman 
bench,  lust  when  ideas  of  an  upset  were  brewing,  the 
River  Hawks  struck  back  with  two  goals  in  the  span  of  25 
seconds,  just  like  thai,  the  Minutemen  were  buried. 

"When  I  scored,  we  were  real  excited  about  it.  We 
weren't  focused  for  the  next  play  and  the  next  goal.  We 
just  lost  our  concentration,"  O'Connor  said. 

Improving  the  power-play  unit  will  be  a  high  priority 
for  Mallen  in  practice  this  week,  Mallen  went  with  many 
different  combinations,  trying  to  find  one  that  worked. 

"It's  early  in  the  season,  we've  been  on  the  ice  for  14 
days,"  Mallen  said.  "Things  aren't  clicking  and  the  right 


combinations  aren't  there  yet." 

"We  got  a  lot  lo  work,  some  of  these  things  will  take  a 
week  to  work  on,  some  a  whole  year,"  O'Connor  said, 

UMass-Lowell  did  have  the  top  rated  F>enalty-killing 
unit  in  the  conference  last  season.  The  Minutemen  put 
many  shots  on  Craig  Lindsay  from  the  point,  but  were 
unable  to  take  advantage  of  several  rebound  opporiunities. 

The  Minutemen  were  penalized  13  limes  in  the  contest. 
UMass  put  itself  in  the  hole  in  the  first  period,  yielding 
two  power-play  goals. 

"A  lot  of  it  is  playing  against  upperclassmen.  a  lot  of 
guys  don't  know  how  to  take  that  extra  dive.  We  got 
roped  into  a  couple  of  penalties,'  Mallen  said. 

"I  think  our  team  is  going  to  take  a  fair  share  of  penal- 
ties, we  are  going  lo  play  tough  and  not  back  down  from 
people," 

Mallen  knows  what  his  team  needs  to  work  on.  This 
opening  night  loss  is  the  start  of  the  maturing  process.  All 
signs  indicate  that  this  will  not  be  a  long-term  uphill 
struggle. 

"I'm  optimistic,  I  look  at  the  talent  on  this  team  know- 
ing what  we  are  getting  into  with  excitement,  Wc  have 
the  talent  to  make  this  thing  go,"  Mallen  said. 


Volleyball  loses  to  URI  Rams  again 


By  Brian  PeriHo 

Collegian  Stoff 


Sometimes  hard  work  is  not  enough. 

Despite  a  strong  effort,  the  University  of  Massachusetts 
volleyball  leam  was  defeated  by  the  University  of  Rhode 
Island  for  the  second  time  this  season,  9-15,  15-13,  15-9, 
15-12  in  Kingston,  R  I. 

It  was  the  WRams  who  ended  UMass'  season  opening 
14  game  winning  streak  earlier  this  year. 

"We  had  our  opportunities,"  UMass  Coach  Bonnie 
Kenny  said,  "Wc  were  never  out  of  the  match." 

The  Minutewomen,  now  17-3  overall,  5-3  in  the 
Atlantic  10,  fell  behind  early  in  the  first  game  as  URI 
jumF>ed  out  to  a  7-2  lead, 

Massachusetts  battled  back,  however,  and  scored  the 
final  nine  points  of  the  game,  including  the  last  five 
straight  off  the  serve  of  freshman  outside  hitter  Lesley 
Nolan,  lo  erase  a  9-6  WRams  lead  and  take  game  one. 
15-9 

Nolan,  who  seems  to  improve  her  personal  records 
every  match,  had  another  career  night  leading  the  team 
with  20  kills,  her  highest  total  since  coming  lo  Amherst. 
She  also  hit  for  an  impressive  ,313  attack  percentage. 

"Our  outside  hitters  played  well,  but  we  got  annihilated 
in  the  middle,"  Kenny  said. 

In  game  two,  the  WRams  (12-7  overall,  7-1  A-10) 
once  again  look  the  early  lead,  1 1-6,  only  to  watch  the 
Minutewomen  claw  their  way  back.  Eventually,  the  come- 
back fell  short,  and  UMass  fell  13-15. 

The  same  thing  happened  in  game  three,  as  UMass  had 

10  play  catch  up  after  spotting  URI  an  8-2  lead  One  more 
time  Kenny's  squad  made  it  close,  but  they  could  not  pull 
off  the  win 

Trailing  two  games  to  one,  UMass  came  out  strong  in 
game  four,  finally  getting  the  jump  on  the  WRams  and 
taking  an  11-5  lead.  However,  this  time  it  was  URI  who 
lum«l  it  up  a  notch,  scoring  10  of  the  final  1 1  points  to 
take  the  game  15-12,  and  the  match  3-1. 

"We  lacked  a  little  bit  of  intensity  at  the  end  on 
defense,"  Kenny  said. 

Sophomore  outside  hitters  Dionne  Nash  and  Giza 
Rivera  also  played  well  for  the  Minutewomen.  Nash  had 

1 1  kills  and  led  the  team  with  14  digs. 

'Dionne  hit  the  ball  well,  and  blocked  well,"  Kenny 
said. 

Riverv's  16  kills  and  1  3  digs  marked  the  sixth  consecu- 


tive match  that  the  sophomore  reached  double  figures  in 
both  categories. 

UMass  knew  that  stopping  the  WRams  meant  stopping 
their  outside  hitters,  namely  Sabrina  Pozzi  and  Kris 
Normandin,  both  of  whom  dominated  in  their  first 
matchup  against  the  Minutewomen  this  season. 

"I  thought  we  did  a  better  job  with  their  outside  hit- 
ters," Kenny  said.  "We  were  able  to  shut  down 
Normandin  a  little." 

Normandin  did  collect  1 1  kills,  but  had  a  low  .079 
attack  percentage.  Pozzi  shined  once  again,  however, 
leading  URI  with  14  kills  and  a  ,310  percentage. 

'Il  is  now  between  us  and  Temple  for  third  place  in  the 
conference,"  Kenny  .said. 

The  Minutewomen  will  next  travel  to  Harvard  tomor- 
Mw  night  lo  clash  with  the  Crimson.  Harvard  entered  the 
week  with  a  record  of  6-9. 

"It's  the  end  of  a  big  road  swing,"  Kenny  said.  "Any 
time  you  play  at  this  point  in  the  year,  you  had  better  be 
getting  better.  We  are  going  to  try  to  put  together  some 
more  offense.  There's  no  way  Lesley  and  Giza  should 
have  60  swings  apiece  in  a  four  game  match." 


Cowboys 
Cardinals 

Saints 
Rams 

Broncos 
Chargers 

Steelers 
Giants 

Redskins 
Colts 


28 
21 

37 
34 

20 
15 

10 
6 


Chiefs 
Seahawks 

Raiders 
Falcons 

Browns 
Bengals 


38 
23 

30 
17 

37 


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B.  Only  $2  extra  for  long  hair. 

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Women's  soccer  falls  to  Connecticut 


By  Candke  Flamming 

Collegian  Staff 


Massachusetts     1 


Connecticut 


STORRS.  CONN.  -  The  effort  remains  there,  but  the 
wins  just  aren't  coming. 

The  University  of  Massachusetts  women's  soccer  team 
was  hoping  that  Saturday's  game  against  the  University  of 
Connecticut  would  be  the  one  to  turn  its  season  around 
and  get  back  on  the  winning  track. 

But  instead,  the  Minutewomen  lost  its  fifth  game  in  its 
last  eight.  2-1. 

The  Minutewomen  have  had  the  problem  of  giving  up 
early  goals  in  its  eight 
game  slump  and  it  was  no 
different  in  Saturday's 
matchup.  Connecticut 
scored  both  of  its  goals  in 
the  first  Five  minutes  of  each  half. 

The  Huskies  got  its  first  goal  5:05  into  the  game  when 
sophomore  forward  Ginny  Woodward  received  a  pass 
from  freshman  midfielder  Sarah  Barnes  and  scored. 

Connecticut  then  scored  its  second  goal  three  minutes 
into  the  second  half  as  freshman  forward  jan  Carabino 
scored  on  an  assist  by  junior  forward  Ashley  Paine  making 
it  a  2-0  game. 

The  Minutewomen  had  its  share  of  chances  but  like 
every  other  game  of  this  slump,  they  could  not  catch  a 
break. 

With  53  minutes  left  to  go,  still  down  2-0,  sophomore 
midfielder  Rebecca  Myers  had  a  great  chance  to  put  the 
Minutewomen  on  the  board.  Her  shot  was  a  bullet  but  it 
ended  up  smacking  the  crossbar  hard. 

Just  inches  away  from  a  score. 

"I'll  tell  you  what,  I  can  still  hear  that  crossbar  twang- 
ing," UMass  Coach  Jim  Rudy  said  about  Myers  shot. 

That  miss  would  prove  to  be  a  big  one  after  UMass 
finally  got  a  score  with  18  minutes  left,  (unior  forward 
Nicole  Roberts  used  her  tremendous  speed  to  beat  a 
defender  to  the  ball  and  took  the  shot  from  about  20 
yards  out  to  get  the  score. 

That  was  her  eighth  goal  of  the  season  and  it  added  to 
her  team-leading  point  total  of  19,  along  with  her  three 
assists. 

"I  really  felt  like  we  created  more  than  enough  to  take 
this.'  Rudy  said.  "Actually,  I  felt  fairly  good.  I  felt  like  we 
carried  a  bunch  of  the  play  today.  We've  been  doing  that 
all  ye&r,  getting  in  and  around  but  not  getting  it  finished 
off." 

This  loss  proved  to  be  extra  painful  for  the 
Minutewomen. 

Early  on  in  the  match,  freshman  defender  Erica  Iverson 
injured  her  hamstring  and  had  to  be  removed  from  the 
game.  That  loss  forced  UMass  to  move  Julie  Magid  back 
on  defense  and  Sandy  Shimogaki  came  into  the  midfield- 
er's position.  Iverson  will  be  out  for  an  indefinite  amount 
of  time. 

"We  really  don't  need  it  [the  injury]  at  this  stage  right 
now,"  Rudy  said.  "We're  tired  and  beat  up  and  they're 


COlllClAN  PMOIO\STlVI  «DUIL» 

The  University  of  Massachusetu  women's  soccer  team  kjst  another  tough  regional  game  Saturday  against  the 
University  of  Connecticut  in  Storrs. 


[the  team]  down.  We're  emotionally  down.  It  really  hurt 
us  a  lot.  We  looked  at  all  sorts  of  formulas  and  that  was  a 
hard  one  to  predict  because  she's  such  a  strong  athelete." 
The  Minutewomen  almost  lost  another  key  player  soon 
after  Iverson  left.  Sophomore  defender  Erin  Lynch  went 
down  with  about  22  minutes  to  go  in  the  first  half  and 
stayed  down  for  about  a  minute.  Lynch  came  out  of  the 
game  and  UMass  played  minus  one  player  for  about  a 
minute  and  a  half  until  Lynch  was  ready  to  come  back  in. 
"We're  trying  to  find  ways  to  kick  them  out  of  this," 
Rudy  said.  "'The  hard  part  is  when  you  get  into  a  bit  of  a 
slump,  with  the  way  the  season  of  collegiate  soccer  is, 
there's  no  breaks  in  it.  It's  just  match  after  match  after 
match.  It  just  goes  on  and  on  and  on.  It  just  never  eruls. 
And  it's  hard  to  get  some  of  the  correcting  that  you  need 
to  do  done." 


U-S  'Nationals'  win  Head  of  Charles 


CAMBRIDGE.  Mass.  (AP)  — 
Ring  in  the  new.  ring  out  the  old. 
That  was  the  theme,  with  a  handful 
of  exceptions,  as  some  4,600  row- 
ers in  1,045  boats  competed 
Sunday  in  the  30th  annual  Head  of 
the  Charles  Regatta. 

The  U.S.  National  heavyweights, 
fresh  from  a  rare  victory  in  the 
world  championships  last  month, 
won  the  men's  eight-oared  title. 
America's  1984  Olympic  silver 
medal  winners  finished  far  back  in 
a  1 0th  reunion. 

Xeno  Muller.  21.  a  Brown 
University  undergrad  from 
Swit^rland,  lived  up  to  his  billing 
as  the  1 994  World  Cup  champion, 
winning  the  men's  championship 
singles,  while  dethroning  three- 
time  champ  Greg  Walker. 

Unheralded  Mamie  McBean,  a 
former  Canadian  Olympic  standout 
from  Hamilton,  Ont..  won  the 
women's  singles  title  as  Anne 
Marden  didn't  enter  after  winning 
seven  times  in  the  last  eight  years. 
Cheered  on  by  a  crowd  of  250.000 
people  who  lined  both  banks  of  the 
Charles  River,  the  rowers  compet- 
ed against  the  clock,  covering  a 
winding  three-mile  upstream 
course. 

There  were  ideal  conditions  for 
the  first  5  1/2  hours  in  the  daylong 


racing.  However,  the  water  became 
choppier  in  overcast  weather  in 
early  afternoon.  Then  heavy  rain 
hit,  annoying  rowers  in  the  singles 
and  eight-oared  races,  which  ended 
the  36-event  competition. 

The  U.S.  National  crew,  which 
won  the  world  gold  medal  at 
Indianapolis  on  Sept.  18,  got 
together  again  on  Thursday,  shook 
off  rust,  and  won  in  1 4: 1 1 .08. 

The  U.S.  boat  was  strong  despite 
being  relegated  to  a  No.  26  start, 
passing  three  boats  along  the  way. 

Brown,  rowing  without  No.  7 
oarsmen  Jamie  Koven  •  a  member 
of  the  national  boat,  was  second  in 
14:18.93.  It  was  its  first  loss  in 
more  than  two  years. 

Defending  champion  Vesper 
Boat  Club  of  Philadelphia,  winner 
in  four  of  six  previous  years,  was 
thiixlin  14:32.11. 

The  1984  Olympic  runnerups. 
calling  themselves  the  Sterling  Boat 
Club,  finished  22nd  in  15:27.26. 

Muller.  who  has  won  virtually 
every  major  singles  title  except 
the  Olympic  Gold  Medal,  cap- 
tured his  first  Head  of  the  Charles 
victory  in  17:47.09.  far  off  the 
record.  |ohn  Riley  jr.  was  second 
in  17:48.52.  Walker,  the  leadoff 
rower  in  the  event,  was  fifth  in 
18:08.07. 


McBcan  won  the  women's  sin- 
gles in  19:10.58.  Lindsay  Bums,  of 
Big  Timber.  Mich.,  was  second  in 
19:28.76. 

The  Boston  Rowing  Center 
repeated  as  women's  eight  champi- 
on, easily  outrowing  Yale  in 
16:07.40. 

Only  three  records  were  set.  The 
men's  club  fours  was  won  by  the 
Bulldog  Rowing  Club  of 
Connecticut  in  16:41.85,  beating 
the  old  record  of  16:42.28  set  by 
Peru  last  year. 

The  U.S.  Naval  Academy  set  a 
record  of  16:23.82  in  the  men's 
youth  fours,  shattering  the  old 
mark  of  16:26.60  set  bv  the  Hanlan 
B.C.  Boat  Club  in  1984. 

The  Boston  Rowing  Center  won 
the  women's  doubles  in  17:59.29, 
erasing  the  record  of  18:06.04  by 
the  Cambridge  Boat  Club  in  1992. 
Sluyvcsant  Pell,  63,  of  Princeton, 
N.|.  won  the  men's  veteran's  sin- 
gles for  the  fourth  year  in  a  row  in 
20:37.26. 

And  Ernestine  Bayer  of 
Stratham,  N.H  .  al  85  the  oldest 
rower  in  the  big  field,  finished  fifth 
in  a  corrected  lime  of  31:49.98  in 
the  women's, veteran's  singles.  The 
event  was  won  by  Laureitc 
Rindlaub.  60,  of  Riverside.  Conn, 
in  29:01.05. 


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If  the  Minutewomen  ( 10-5,  4-0  Atlantic  10)  want  to  go 
to  the  NCAA's  again,  they  are  going  to  have  to  find  a  way, 
and  find  it  quick,  to  break  this  slump. 

"At  halftime,  we  tried  to  pump  everyone  up."  Rudy 
said.  "We  looked  al  everyone  in  the  face  and  asked  them 
the  same  question.  'LXj  you  think  you  can  do  it'?'  and  they 
all  said  'Yes.'  And  I  still  think  we  can." 

"We're  trying  as  hard  as  we  can,  our  intentions  are  as 
good  as  they  can  be,"  Rudy  said.  "These  are  good  kids.  It's 
just  not  working  out  for  them  right  now.  They  deserve 
much,  much  better." 

After  the  game,  in  light  of  the  negative  publicity 
towards  UMass  in  the  Springfield  Union  News,  Rudy 
refused  lo  speak  with  Union  News  reporter  Gene 
O'Donnell. 


Match  looks  more 
like  wrestling  than 
collegiate  soccer 


By  Mka  Reiu 

Collngion  Staff 


STORRS,  Conn.  —  The  Soccer  Stadium  al  the 
University  of  Connecticut  is  one  fine  facility. 

A  long,  carpeted  press  box  stretches  from  almost 
one  end  of  the  field  to  the  other.  The  sound  system 
has  speakers  set  up  at  all  angles,  and  on  both  sides 
of  the  field.  The  capacity  is  8,000-plus. 

This  soccer  sel-up  certainly  marvels  the  football 
set-up  just  down  the  back  road,  where  even  Notre 
Dame  fcx>tball  coach  Lou  Holtz  couldn't  pack  'em 
in  on  Saturday.  The  elder  Holtz  was  there  to  watch 
his  sun  Skip,  who  on  Homecoming  Day  was  trying 
to  get  his  Huskies  back  on  track  against  URI. 

They  couldn't  pack  "em  in  at  the  Soccer  Stadium 
either,  and  the  fans  that  did  attend  might  have  been 
fooled.  It  seems  they  advertised  a  soccer  match 
instead  of  what  was  really  taking  place  -  a  "no  holds 
barred"  wrestling  contest. 

hi  this  comer.  Ihe  No.  I  leam  in  ihe  Northeast 
region,  with  a  No.  6  national  ranking,  the 
University  of  Connecticut. 

And  do  you  know  what?  When  Connecticut  came 
onto  the  field,  the  public  address  announcer  hit  play 
on  a  tape  that  blared  music  quite  similar  to  the 
music  Randy  'Macho  Man"  Savage  used  lo  play 
when  he  came  to  the  ring. 

And  the  opponent,  with  a  No.  4  ranking  in  the 
Northeast  region  and  a  No.  10  national  ranking,  the 
University  of  Massachusetts. 

It  was  clear  early  on  that  the  referee  would  turn 
his  back  to  the  rough  and  tough  play.  Connecticut 
still  received  1 3  fouls  to  Massachusetts'  one.  but  it 
easily  could  have  been  a  35-5  split  in  favor  of  the 
Huskies,  who  as  it  is,  had  twice  as  many  fouls  than 
shots  (six). 

For  safety  concerns,  the  referee  probably  should 
have  taken  the  orange  Hags  staked  into  each  comer 
on  the  field,  and  replaced  them  with  tumbuckles. 
But  then  again,  knowing  Connecticut's  tactics,  a 
player  probably  would  have  eaten  one.  a  la  George 
"The  Animal"  Steele. 

When  there  was  some  soccer  played, 
Massachusetts  actually  controlled  the  play.  But, 
unfortunately  for  the  Minutewomen.  there  was  very 
little  true  soccer  played. 

Take  just  about  seven  minutes  into  the  match  for 
example.  Freshman  defender  Erica  Iverson  collides 
with  p  ConntxMicut  player  al  Ihe  top  of  Ihe  goal  box. 


Turn  to  WOMEN'S  SOCCER,  page  6 


Soccer  inches  closer  to  title 


By  Brian  GonnUy 

ColUgion  Staff 


UMass 


Now  it  is  just  one  win  or  lie  away. 
The  University  of  Massachusetts 
men's  soccer  team  racked  up  another 
Atlantic  10  victory  Saturday,  defeat- 
ing the  University  of  Rhode  Island 
4-2.  With  the  victory.  Massachusetts 
(9-5-1  overall,  5-1  in  the  A-10),  put 
itself  in  position  to  win  the  A-10  reg- 
ular season  championship  if  it  can 
beat  or  tie  St. 
Bonaventure  at 
home  on  Friday. 
The  champi- 
onship would  be 
the  first  in  men's  soccer  history. 

In  Saturday's  match  against  the 
Rams,  the  Minutemen  found  them- 
selves up  against  a  team  that  needed 
a  win  in  order  to  get  a  birth  in  the 
Atlantic  10  tournament.  To  that  end, 
Rhode  Island  came  out  with  an 
aggressive  offensive  attack.  They 
totaled  1 9  shots  on  net  but  only  came 
up  with  Iwo  goals  despite  its  offen- 
sive barrage. 

The  Rams  jumped  on  the  score- 
board first,  when  Paulo  Dos  Santos 
scored  at  the  9:09  mark.  But 
Massachusetts  then  erupted  for  three 
unanswered  goals  in  the  next  20  min- 
utes. Defender  Karstin  Bremke  took 
an  assist  from  midfielder  Colin 
lohnson  to  tie  the  game  at  one  at 
20:30. 

The  Minutemen  then  gut  goals  by 
midfielder  Kevin  Martin  on  a  pass 
from  forward  Hossein  Giahi  and  by 
forward  Mike  Huiler.  who  was  assist- 
ed by  Kevin  Martin.  Butler's  goal 
proved  lo  be  the  game  winner,  as 
Rhode  Island  was  able  to  muster  only 
one  more  gi>»l  Midfielder  Mike  Doyle 
got  Massachu.sctis'  last  goal  at  76:00. 
Massachusetts  Coach  Sam  Koch 
said  before  the  game  that  this  would 
be  their  biggest  game  of  the  season. 
He  credited  his  team  fur  beating  a 
Rhode  Island  leam  that  had  its  backs 
to  the  wall. 

"I  am  definitely  pleased.  We  are 
now  5-1  in  the  A-10  with  one  game 
to  go,*  Koch  said.  "I  think  the  fact 
that  wc  were  able  to  come  back  even 
though  wc  wore  down  1-0  early  in 
the  game  shows  a  lot  of  character  in 
the.se  guys.  I  am  very  pleased  with 
where  we  are  now." 

The  win  featured  strong  perfor- 
mances from  players  Koch  has  count- 
ed on  all  season  long  He  credited 
Bremke  for  playing  well  despite  being 
fatigued  and  Martin  for  being  a  cata- 


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The  Uriiversily  of  Massachuselts  rr^en'j  soccer  tearr)  beat  the  Univenity 
of  Rhode  Island  4-2,  on  Saturday  to  improve  itj  record  to  9-5-1,  5-1  in 
the  A- 10. 


lyst  oflensively. 

'Karstin  had  a  good  game  even 
though  he  was  tired  He  did  a  good 
job  of  keeping  the  midfield  together," 
he  said.  "Kevin  Martin  had  a  great 
goal  that  definitely  came  al  a  lime 
when  wc  needed  it.  At  that  time  in  the 
game  it  could  have  gone  either  way.  * 

Goalkeeper  Mark  Wolf  held  the 
Rhode  Island  offense  at  bay  for  most 
of  the  game.  Needing  to  win  at  all 
costs,  the  Rams  made  an  all  out 
offensive  assault. 

"Rhode  Island  has  two  of  the  best 
f rumrunners  we  have  played  against." 
Koch  said,  "They  took  shots  and  they 
definitely  put  a  k>t  of  pressure  on  us, 
but  he  (Wolf)  did  a  good  job." 

Now  that  the  Minutemen  arc  at  the 
brink  of  winning  their  first  regular 
season  championship,  Koch  said  that 
it  is  nice  to  sec  that  the  soccer  pro- 


gram nfs  improved  so  mucn  in  tnc 
past  few  years. 

"We  are  now  one  game  away  from 
a  championship  which  is  something 
that  this  team  has  never  dune.  Four 
years  ago  people  said  thai 
Massachusetts  wouldn't  be  able  to 
compete  in  the  A-10."  he  said. 

Koch  credited  his  seniors  for  being 
ihc  foundation  of  the  rebuilding 
process  and  for  being  team  leaders 

"In  Mark  Wolf.  Mike  Doyle.  jocI 
Pittman.  Kric  Gruber.  Hossein  Giahi 
and  joe  Maruca  we  have  a  solid 
group  of  seniors,"  Koch  said. 

Massachusetts'  next  game  will  be 
at  home  Tuesday  against  Holy  Cross 
Although  it  is  not  an  A-10  game. 
Koch  said  he  does  not  fear  a  let  down 
because  he  said  lasi  year's  loss  to  the 
Crusader?  Is  still  fresh  in  the  players' 
minds 


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Sports 
Weekend 


Monday,  October  24, 1994 


Roberts  gets  only  goal 
in  Minutewomen'sloss 

junior  forward  Nicole  Robens  [pic- 
tured] scored  her  team-  leading 
eighth  goal  for  the  UMass  women's 
soccer  team  in  Saturday's  2-1  loss  to 
the  UConn  (see  story,  page  9). 


Crew  competes  in 
Head  of  the  Charles 

Yesterday  in  the  30th  annual  Head  of  Charles 
Regatta,  UMass  women's  crew  entered  boats  in  the 
Championship  Eights  women's  division.  UMass'  first 
boat  finished  21st  out  of  36  teams  and  their  second 
boat  finished  }4th. 


Melisso  Langevin  shines 
^  '  women's  cf  '•  country 

Sophomore  runner  Melissa  Langevin't  dedication  to 
running  has  enabled  her  to  finish  first  in  all  of  her  races 
in  her  two  years  of  running  for  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  women's  cross  country  team  (see  story, 
page  8). 


Men's  soccer  defeats 
Rhode  Island  Rams 

Sophomore  midfielder  Kevin 
Martin  (pictured]  scored  one  of  the 
goals  in  the  UMass  4-2  victory  over 
the  University  of  Rhode  Island  (see 
story,  page  9). 


Lowell  wins  first  round  of  state  hockey  bout 


By  Ted  Kotlier 

Collegion  Sfoff 


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BILLERICA—  When  the  first  goal  came  at  last,  it  held 
even  more  than  its  obvious  significance.  Tom  O'Connor's 
strike  at  5:22  of  the  third  period  brought  the  University  of 
Massachusetts  hockey  team  within  one  goal  of  the  host, 
the  University  of  Massachusetts-Lowell.  It  was  only  2-1, 
and  this  was  UMass'  first  ever  Hockey  East  game.  But  the 
margin  didn't  last. 

The  Riverhawks  went  on 
to  score  four  unanswered 
goals  to  bury  the 
Minutemen,  6-1,  Saturday 
at  the  Tully  Forum.  UMass 
had  extreme  difficulty  generating  any  sort  of  offense,  as 
the  numbers  showed:  it  was  outshot  45-30,  and  went  0- 
for-lj  on  jxjwer  plays, 

UMass  kept  the  raucous,  sellout  crowd  of  5,047 
(Lowell's  largest  draw  since  1983)  at  bay  during  its  first 
few  shifts,  leaning  heavily  on  aggressiveness  and  keeping 
the  puck  out  of  its  own  end.  But  Lowell  was  soon  reward- 
ed with  a  man  advantage,  as  Mike  Evans  was  sent  to  the 
box  for  interference  at  3: 1 2. 

At  3:43.  Christian  Sbrocca  put  a  lovely  centering  pass 
on  captain  jcff  Daw's  stick,  and  Daw  promptly  tucked  it 
past  Dave  Kilduff.  Greg  Bullock  also  assisted  on  the  goal 
and  Sbrocca 's  assist  was  the  first  of  five,  which  tied  a 
Hockey  East  record. 

With  Dennis  Wright  penalized  for  hooking.  Bullock 
drove  a  shot  from  the  left  faceoff  circle  to  the  far  post  for 
a  2-0  Lowell  lead  at  9:29.  Defenseman  David  Mayes  and 
Sbrocca  earned  assists. 

There  would  be  no  scoring  for  the  next  34:53,  just  a  lot 
of  whistles  and  busy  goaltenders.  Each  side  drew  seven 
infractions,  but  neither  power  play  clicked  as  Kilduff 
stopped  all  16  shots  he  faced  and  Lowell's  Craig  Lindsay 
turned  away  1  3.  Bullock  seemingly  made  it  3-0  at  the 
6:1 1  mark,  but  the  apparent  goal  was  disallowed  due  to  a 
Riverhawk  in  the  crease. 

UMass  had  three  separate  5-on-5  situations  and 
Lowell  had  one  in  the  middle  stanza,  but  little  was  mus- 
tered despite  constant  fiddling  with  the  power  play  units 
by  UMass  coach  )oc  Mallen  and  Lowell's  Bruce  Crowdcr. 

"Everything's  a  learning  experience  for  this  team." 
Mallen  said.  "It's  just  so  early,  and  we  need  to  work  on 
(the  power  play).  1  really  need  to  sift  some  guys  in  and 
out  of  the  lineup,  so  I  know  who  can  play  with  whom." 


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In  its  first  game  in  the  Hockey  East,  the  University  of  Massachusetts  hcKkey  team  lost  to  UMass-Lowell,  6-1 . 


Loss  is  first  step  in 
a  learning  process 
for  Minutemen 


By  Anthony  Guido 

Collegian  Staff 


Kilduff  made  the  most  crucial  of  his  career-high  39 
saves  at  8:44  when  he  dove  on  a  puck  only  inches  from 
trickling  over  the  goal  line. 

It  lcx>ked  like  UMass'  long-awaited  first  goal  came  four 
seconds  before  it  actually  did.  At  3:18.  Tom  Perry  walked 
right  in  on  Lindsay  and  stuffed  home  his  own  rebound, 
but  the  referee  ruled  Lindsay  had  control,  much  to 
Mallen's  dismay. 

Though  the  bulk  of  its  shots  to  the  3:22  mark  were  dis- 
tant and  futile,  that  did  not  stop  O'Connor  from  teeing  up 
again  at  the  top  of  the  left  circle.  The  shot  was  labeled  for 
the  top  right  corner,  Lindsay  gloved  it  partially,  only  to 
see  it  wobble  into  the  net.  Blair  Manning  was  credited 


with  the  assist  of  UMass'  first  Hockey  East  goal. 

"It's  great  to  get  one  under  my  belt,  no  doubt," 
O'Connor  said. 

The  Minutemen  tasted  contention  for  a  mere  12  sec- 
onds. At  3:34,  Kent  State  transfer  David  Dartsch  collect- 
ed a  rebound  Kilduff  never  meant  to  leave,  then  deposited 
the  vulcanized  rubber  over  the  fallen  goalie.  Bullock  and 
Sbrocca  assisted  their  line's  left  wing. 

"I  just  dropped  down  and  thought  I  had  it,  but  obvious- 
ly I  didn't."  Kilduff  said.  "That's  a  lack  of  concentration 
on  my  pan.  I've  got  to  work  on  some  things." 

Turn  to  LOWELL,  page  8 


BILLERICA  —  This  was  just  the  first  step  in  the 
development  of  a  Hockey  East  team. 

The  University  of  Massachusetts  lost  to 
UMass-Lowell  6-1  on  Saturday.  However,  this  first 
season  in  Hockey  East  is  about  learning  and 
improvement,  not  wins  and  losses. 

"I'm  so  proud  of  the  guys,  we  worked  hard  all 
night,"  UMass  Coach  joe  Mallen  said.  'It  was  a  2-1 
game  with  12  minutes  to  go.  If  we  could  have  just 
finished  up  stronger  it  would  have  been  a  hell  of  a 
game." 

There  were  many  facets  of  the  game  that  illustrat- 
ed where  improvement  was  needed.  The  power-play 
was  nonexistent,  the  team  took  unnecessary  penal- 
ties, and  defensive  breakdowns  did  occur.  Along 
with  the  negatives  did  come  flashes  of  brilliance. 

Goaltender  Dave  Kilduff  stopped  39  shots,  a 
career  high,  but  was  under  siege  all  night  by  the 
River  Hawks.  Kilduff,  often  faced  shots  from  the 
slot  and  did  not  have  a  chance  to  react  on  at  least 
two  of  the  goals. 

"Kilduff  played  really  well  tonight.  Our  goalies 
need  to  play  well  and  give  us  a  chance  to  win,  I 
thought  David  did  that  tonight,"  Mallen  said. 

Along  with  solid  goaltending  came  gocxd  penal- 
ty-killing. Several  times  the  Minutemen  held  off  the 
River  Hawks,  stopping  five-against-three  advan- 
tages. 

"Both  teams  have  five  on  three's,  we  held  thetn 
off,  and  they  have  a  talented  unit,"  Mallen  said. 

"Throughout  the  season  the  defensemen  will  be 
under  constant  pressure  against  the  high-powered 
Hockey  East  offenses.  The  River  Hawks  applied 
that  pressure,  beginning  the  trial-by-fire  for  the 
Minuteman  defense. 

laynen  Rissling  logged  major  ice  time,  being 


Turn  to  ICE  HOCKEY,  page  8 


UM  pounded  at  Delaware 


By  Michoel  Lswis 

Speciol  to  iha  Collegian 


NEWARK,  Del  —  "I  didn't  think  anyone  could  ever 
do  that  to  us." 

Tho.se  were  the  words  of  shell-shocked  University  of 
Massachusetts  Coach  Mike  Hodges  after  Saturday's 
32-14  debacle  at  Delaware  on  Saturday  afternoon. 

The  Minutemen  [4-3 

overall,  3-2  in  Yankee 

Conference]  suffered 

their  worst  loss  of  the 

and    all    the 


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season, 
momentum  they  had  gained  after  upsetting  William  & 
Mary  two  weeks  ago  has  now  been  eradicated. 

"I  thought  we  were  prepared  today,  but  we  just  got 
totally  outplayed,'  Massachusetts  senior  defensive 
tackle  Ben  Albert  said.  "They  took  it  to  us  today." 

Delaware  |4-3,  3-3  in  YanCon]  used  a  powerful 
running  game  and  efficient  passing  to  shred  the 
Minutemen  defense  for  the  most  points  allowed  since  a 
1987  loss  to  Holy  Cross. 

Things  started  going  downhill  for  Massachusetts 
early,  but  the  turning  point  was  clearly  at  the  end  of  the 
first  half.  With  the  Fighlin'  Blue  Hens  leading  21-0,  the 
Minutemen  defense  finally  started  to  play  well. 

After  junior  quarterback  Andrew  McNcilly  (9-21, 
85  yards  passing  on  the  day)  was  intercepted  by  Hens' 


The  University  of  Massachusetts  football  team  was  demolished  by 
the  Blue  Hens  of  Delaware  Saturday,  52-14. 


safety  Kenny  Bailey,  the  Massachusetts  defense  held 
Delaware  to  five  yards  on  three  plays. 

Facing  a  fourth  and  five  from  its  own  45  with  1 1  sec- 
onds left  in  the  half,  the  Fightin'  Blue  Hens  tried  a  des- 
peration play  to  get  into  field  goal  range.  Delaware  QB 
Keith  Langan  heaved  a  pass  to  halfback  Pat  Williams, 
who  caught  the  ball  at  the  1 5,  broke  a  tackle,  and  scam- 
pered into  the  endzone  as  the  clock  expired. 

"What  bothered  me  about  the  play  was  that  maybe 
we  didn't  play  hard  on  that  particular  play,"  Hodges 
said,  "I  was  disappointed,  but  the  kids  never  gave  up." 
Adding  to  the  Massachusetts  frustration  was  the 
subpar  performance  by  junior  fullback  Rene  Ingoglia. 
The  Minutemen  co-captain  and  All-America  candi- 
date, who  came  into  the  game  ranked  third  in  the 
nation  in  rushing,  was  repeatedly  bottled  up  by  the 
Fightin"  Blue  Hen  defense. 

Ingoglia  was  held  to  only  1 1  yards  in  the  first  half, 
and  wound  up  finishing  with  86  yards  on  21  carries 
and  two  touchdowns. 

"They  have  a  good  defense,  but  we  just  didn't  exe- 
cute." Ingoglia  said.  "We've  got  a  young  unit,  and 
we've  got  to  keep  our  heads  up." 

The  lone  highlights  for  Massachusetts  came  in  the 
third  quarter  with  Delaware  up  55-0.  McNeilly  led  the 
Minutemen  offense  on  a  69-yard  drive  that  culminated 
in  Ingoglia's  first  touchdown. 

But  other  than  that,  it  was  a  day  to  forget  for  the 
Minutemen.  It's  playoff  hopes  dealt  a 
severe  blow,  Massachusetts  will  try 
to  recover  Saturday  at  home  against 
Boston  University. 

"We  just  got  whipped  in  every 
phase  of  the  game  today."  Hodges 
said,  "At  the  end.  I  was  really  look- 
ing for  the  fast  forward  button  on  the 
clock." 

Game  notes: 

•The  win  was  sweet  revenge  for 
Delaware,  who  lost  43-29  in  the 
Massachusetts  homecoming  a  year  ago. 

The  Blue  Hens  entered  last  year's 
game  ranked  fourth  in  the  NCAA 
Division  l-AA  poll,  but  fell  sharpley 
after  falling  to  UMass, 

Delaware  fumbled  seven  times  last 
year  leading  Raymond  frustrated. 

"This  is  not  a  happy  day  for  me." 
said  Raymond.  "It's  one  of  those  bad 
days  at  Black  Rock.  Everytime  we 
started  something,  something  bad 
would  happen," 

The  Minutemen  won  that  game  on 
the  ground  setting  a  school  record  of 
476  yards  rushing  on  the  day, 
UMass'  run  heavy  offense  only 
gained  135  yards  yesterday,  which 
clearly  led  to  the  loss, 

•Freshman  quarterback  Anthony 
Catterlon  saw  some  action  attempting 
five  passes,  completing  two  for  26 
yards  while  throwing  an  interception. 

The  Minutemen  finished  with  244 
total  yards  compared  to  Delaware's 

COlllCWN  fMOTO^NATMAN  M*IITIN    5  Jg 

Candice  Flemming  and  Mall 
Vauiour  contributed  to  this  report. 


UMass  drops  heartbreaker  at  UConn 

Kelly's  goal  in  double  overtime  seals  upset  of  Minutewomen 


By  Matt  Vautour 
Collegion  Stoff 


STORRS,  Conn  —  Before  taking 
the  field  every  game,  the  No,  8 
University  of  Connecticut  field  hock- 
ey yells  "Find  a  way  to  win." 

Yesterday 
afternoon  they 
did  just  that,  as 
the  Huskies  upset 
the  No.  4 
University  of  Massachusetts 
Minutewomen  ( 10-2-3)  1-0  in  dou- 
ble overtime. 

With  3:26  remaining  in  the  second 
overtime,  senior  All-  American 
Kristin  Kelly  collected  a  Sarah  Rahn 
pass  off  of  a  penalty  comer  a  drove  it 
past  UMass  goaltender  Hilary  Rose 
to  give  the  Huskies  the  victory. 

"It  was  a  well  executed  corner," 
UConn  Coach  Nancy  Stevens  said. 
"We'd  been  using  it  several  times 
during  the  game  but  we  weren't  exc 
cuting.  I  say  give  the  ball  to  the 
senior  Ail-American  in  the  overtime, 
and  I  think  she's  going  to  come 
through." 

The  victory  was  a  huge  step 
toward  the  post  season  for  the 
Huskies. 

"We  dropped  a  tough  one  on 
Tuesday  to  UNH,"  said  Stevens.  'Wc 
really  needed  this  to  prove  that  wc 
are  a  top  ten  team.  We  needed  it  a  lot 
more  than  they  did.  It  was  a  must 
win  for  us." 

"It  was  a  very  hard  defeat  to  swal- 
low." said  Rose.  "Especially  in  the 
second  overtime,  when  really  we 
should  be  playing  safe  hockey." 

This  did  not  look  like  the  same 
Minutewomen  team  that  has  enjoyed 
so  much  success  in  recent  weeks. 
They  appeared  tentative  in  the  role  of 
the  favorite  instead  of  the  uiKlerdog, 
which  they  had  become  so  comfort- 
able with. 

"Wc  got  tentative  because  we 
played  to  not  lose,"  said 
Massachusetts  Coach  Megan 
Donnelly.  "We  realized  the  pressure 
of  being  the  higher  ranked  team." 

The  UMass  offense  had  trouble 
getting  on  track  all  day.  In  the  entire 
first  half,  they  only  had  one  shot  on 
Husky  goalie  Tricia  Betts,  The  wet 
grass  rendered  the  UMass  penally 
corner  ineffective  throughout  the 
game. 

Rose  has  always  been  a  roving 
goaltender,  coming  out  of  the  net  to 
play  the  ball,  but  she  took  that  to  a 
new  level  yesterday.  The  sophomore 
keeper  frequently  ventured  way  out 
of  the  net  to  kick  the  ball  out  of 
harms  way. 

As  she  has  in  several  games  this 
season.  Missy  Sweeney  came  off  the 
bench  in  the  second  half  to  provide  a 


COtlfOMN  PHOTO/NATHAN  MAVTm 


UMass  freshman  forward  Missy  Sweeney  played  well,  but  the  No.  4 
nationally  ranked  Minutewomen  were  upset  by  No.  8  Connecticut  in 
Storrs  yesterday. 


lift  to  the  UMass  offense.  She  forced 
the  UConn  defense  into  crucial  errors 
that  created  two  penalty  comers  for 
UMass,  but  the  wet  grass  kept  the 
Minutewomen  from  even  getting  a 
shot  off. 

Penalty  comers  seemed  to  be  the 
only  source  of  offensive  opportunities 
in  the  second  half,  but  neither  team 
could  convert,  sending  the  game  into 
overtime, 

"The  Held  conditions  hurt  UMass' 
corner  execution,"  said  Stevens, 
"They  have  a  great  corner  shooter 
(Natalie  Hart],  but  when  you  get  on  a 
grass  field  in  the  last  two  weeks  of 
the  season,  I  think  that  really  hurts 
comer  execution.  That  really  hclF>ed 
us  because  their  comer  is  usually  out- 
standing," 

UMass.  despite  their  previous  suc- 
cess in  sudden  death,  was  not 
impressive  yesterday. 

The  first  overtime  featured  the 
defensive  play  of  the  game  as  senior 
midfielder  Colleen  Duffy  dove  and 
swept  away  a  Rose  Aspelin  shot  that 
had  trickled  by  Rose. 


In  the  second  extra  peritxi.  UConn 
dominated  the  play,  keeping  the  pres- 
sure on  the  UMass  defense  and 
earned  two  penalty  comers  with  less 
than  four  minutes  to  go.  The  second 
of  those  comers  was  the  finisher  for 
UConn, 

"We  needed  a  little  spark  in  over- 
time and  wc  didn't  have  it  today," 
said  senior  co-caplain  Danielle 
Borges. 

Although  the  loss  was  a  frustrating 
one  for  UMass.  the  players  are  confi- 
dent that  they  will  rebound. 

"We'll  be  all  right."  Rose  said.  "If« 
a  step  backwards,  but  not  a  leap 
backwards.  We'll  be  all  right* 

"A  loss  opens  your  eyes  and  makes 
you  work  harder."  said  Borges,  "No 
one  likes  to  lose.  We  were  happy 
being  fourth  and  we  want  to  work 
our  way  back  up  there  again,' 

"It  was  not  a  big  thing,  we  just 
played  tentative.'  said  Donnelly,  'If 
we  Icam  form  it  we'll  be  even  better. 
We  have  to  make  sure  we  addrcM  it. 
but  we  aren't  going  to  get  to  down 

lum  to  FtlLO  HOCKEY,  pcige  8 


Erin  Lynch  a  defensive 
key  for  Minutewomen 

The  sophomore  defender  has  been  a 
steady  force  for  the  No.  10  nationally 
ranked  women's  soccer  team  (See 
Sports,  page  8) 


Sterilization  targets 
Third  World  women 

Wunu'ii  ;n  uiiderdevelopi'd  coun- 
tries have  been  the  targets  o(  a  mas- 
sive birth  control  movement  (See 
Multicultural  Affairs,  page  6). 


Anatomy  of  a 
Local  Band 


Matt  Audette  takes  a  look  at  how 
local  acts  struggle  to  make  it  big  in  the 
Valley  in  the  first  of  a  two-part  series 
(See  Arts  Si  Living,  page  5). 


Extended  Forecast 

Today  will  be  partly  cloudy  with  the 
chance  of  a  sprinkle  sometime  during 
the  day.  Wednesday  will  be  a  little 
cooler  and  mostly  cloudy  Thursday 
will  be  fair.  Rain  slickers  all  around. 


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HIGH:  68 
LOW:  60 


High:  60 

LOW:  50 


HIGH:  55 
Low:  40 


The  Mossochusefts 


DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Volume  CIV  Issue  30 


New  Englond's  Largest  College  Doily  •  Founded  in  1890  •  Doily  Since  1967 


Weld  calls  Roosevelt  a  *phony* 
as  they  prepare  for  the  debate 


Tuesday,  October  25,  1994 


By  Richard  Loront 

Associated  Press 


BOSTO\  —  Debate  week  starts  today  with  a  television 
faceoir  between  the  Democratic  and  Republican  candi- 
dates for  lieutenant  governor. 

The  debate  at  the  New  England  Cable  News  studios  in 
Newton  will  be  the  second  for  Lt,  Gov.  Paul  Cellucci  and 
Democratic  challenger  Robert  Massie. 

Cellucci's  boss.  Gov.  William  F.  Weld,  and  challenger 
Mark  Roosevelt  meet  for  the  second  time  on  Wednesday, 
sandwiched  by  Tuesday  and  Thursday  debates  between 
Sen.  Edward  M.  Kennedy  and  Republican  challenger  Mitt 
Romney. 

On  Sunday.  Weld  took  the  day  off  from  the  campaign, 
but  it  was  a  luxury  Roosevelt  couldn't  afford. 

Trailing  badly  in  the  polls  and  in  fund  raising. 
Roosevelt  spoke  at  parly  events  in  Quincy  and  Lowell, 
Ihcn^held  a  news  conference  to  attack  Weld  for  "flip-flop 
ping"  on  wcllurc  reform. 

Roose\eli  said  Weld  has  done  little  on  the  issue  since 
vetoing  a  legislative  welfare  reform  package  earlier  this 
year.  The  Boston  state  representative  decried  Weld's 
"amazing  audacity"  for  depicting  himself  as  a  welfare 
reformer  in  television  advertisements. 

"I  am  sick  and  tired  of  hearing  what  he's  going  to  do. 
I'd  like  to  know  why  he  hasn't  done  it  already."  Roosevelt 
told  reporters  on  the  Staiehouse  steps. 

Roosevelt  said  that  Weld  said  last  year  that  he  favored 
giving  welfare  recipients  two  years  to  find  work  and  now 
wants  10  kick  them  off  the  rolls  in  60  days  unless  they  find 
jobs  or  perform  community  service.  Rcxjsevelt  supports  a 
one-year  limit. 

He  also  said  Weld  now  supports  denying  added  benents 
to  families  who  have  children  while  on  welfare,  something 
Weld  called  outrageous  two  years  ago.  Roosevelt  says  a  plan 
he  submitted  in  August  would  deny  additional  benefits. 

In  addition,  Roosevelt  said  Weld  has  given  $56  million 


in  welfare  benellts  to  state  prisoners  during  his  adminis- 
tration. Weld's  campaign  did  not  respond  to  the  specific 
charges,  but  lashed  back  at  Ruusevelt,  calling  him  a 
"phony." 

"Mark  Roosevelt  has  got  to  be  kidding  ...  The  choice 
between  the  candidates  on  welfare  rcfom)  is  very  clear," 
press  secretary  Paula  Popco  said. 

"Mark  Roosevelt  has  consistently  opposed  making  wel- 
fare recipients  go  to  work,  fie  even  opposed  throwing  ex- 
cons  off  the  welfare  rolls.  Even  now,  Mark  Roosevelt 
wants  to  give  welfare  recipients  a  one-year  vacation  before 
going  to  work,"  she  said.  "Bill  Weld  thinks  welfare  recipi- 
ents should  go  to  work  right  away." 

Roosevelt  said  he  raised  about  $2'50,OOO  Saturday  at  a 
luncheon  attended  by  Vice  President  Al  Gore. 

In  the  senatorial  race,  black  ministers  and  elected  offi- 
cials voiced  their  suppxjrt  for  Kennedy's  re-election  bid 
alter  a  meeting  Saturday  in  which  they  aired  their  con- 
cerns to  Kennedy's  wife.  The  results  ol  ihc  meeting  with 
Victoria  Reggie  Kennedy  were  no  surpnse. 

Kennedy,  a  52-year  Senate  veteran,  is  one  of  Congress' 
leading  liberals  and  a  longtime  supporter  of  civil  rights 
laws  and  federal  ami-poverty  programs.  Romney  is  a  ven- 
ture capitalist  with  no  political  record. 

But  some  of  the  pastors  at  the  meeting  said  Sunday  ihey 
were  worried  that  the  Kennedy  campaign  had  waited  so 
long  to  gel  together  with  them. 

"What  I  told  Vicki  Kennedy  was  that  the  meeting  we 
held  was  months  loo  late."  said  the  Rev.  |ohn  Borders, 
who  preaches  to  800  people  on  Sundays  at  the  Morning 
Star  Baptist  Church  in  Boston's  Maltapan  section. 

His  concern  was  echoed  by  the  Rev,  William 
Dickerson.  pastor  of  Ro.xbury's  Greater  Love  Tabernacle 
Church  of  God  in  Christ,  who  said  he  expected  voter 
turnout  in  the  black  community  to  be  low  to  average. 

"There  are  only  a  few  Sundays  left  before  the  election," 
said  Dickerson,  who  said  he  would  encourage  his  200 
active  members  to  vote. 


Taxing  'unfriendly  to  business' 

Tsongas,  Silher  and  Weld  team  up  against  new  proposal 


By  Jonathan  Yenlcin 

Associated  Press 


BOSTON  —  Gov.  William  F. 
Weld  and  Boston  University 
President  |ohn  Silber  may  be  at 
odds  with  each  other  politically, 
but  they  agree  that  a  proposed 
graduated  income  tax  would  be  bad 
for  the  stale  economy. 

Weld,  Silber  and  another  promi- 
nent political  leader,  former  U.S. 
Sen.  Paul  Tsongas,  made  a  rare  dis- 
play of  unity  Monday  in  criticizing 
the  proposal  which  will  appear  on 
the  Nov.  8  ballot.  They  said  the 
measure,  which  would  set  higher 
tax  rates  on  upper  income  groups, 
would  further  damage  the  state's 
already-expensive  business  climate, 
particularly  by  raising  taxes  on 
thousands  of  small  businesses. 

"One  should  consider  how  many 
jobs  will  be  lost  in  the  stale  as  a 
result  of  passing  this  tax.  not  how 
many  rich  people  you  believe  you're 


going  to  get,'  said  Silber,  who  won 
the  1990  Democratic  nomination 
for  governor  but  lost  to  Weld. 

But  sfKjnsors  of  the  ballot  pro- 
posal said  critics  have  offered  no 
proof  showing  where  a  graduated 
tax  has  hurt  the  economy  of  any 
other  Slate  that  has  such  a  system. 

lames  Braude,  head  of  Tax 
Ecjuity  Alliance  for  Massachusetts, 
said  the  plan  will  provide  $600  mil- 
lion in  tax  cuts  to  the  middle  class, 
which  "can  hardly  be  described  as 
damaging,  except  to  those  whose 
only  concern  is  their  own  personal 
bottom  line." 

The  graduated  income  tax  pro- 
posal will  appear  in  the  form  of 
two  questions  on  the  Nov.  8  ballot. 
The  first  would  change  the  state 
constitution  to  abolish  the  current 
flat-tax  system;  the  second  would 
set  the  actual  rales  for  different 
income  groups. 

Under  the  proposal,  taxes  would 
be  cut  for  all  couples  tnaking  less 


than  $101,000  and  individuals 
earning  less  than  $62;,000,  propo- 
nents say. 

But  "Tsongas.  who  presented 
himself  as  a  pro-business  Democrat 
when  he  ran  for  president  in  1 992, 
said  the  proposal  reinforces  an 
image  that  Massachusetts  is 
unfriendly  to  business. 

"This  is  not  an  issue  about  taxes 
to  me."  he  said.  "This  is  an  issue 
about  business  climate." 

While  both  sides  agree  that  the 
proposal  won't  raise  taxes  for  the 
vast  majority  of  small  businesses, 
which  typically  pay  income  taxes  as 
individuals,  critics  say  those  that 
would  gel  hit  with  higher  taxes  are 
the  fimis  making  the  most  money 
and  creating  jobs.  The  tax  tjues- 
tions  represent  a  "poisonous  threat 
to  our  economic  recovery,"  said 
Weld,  who  was  also  joined  by  a 
pair  of  fellow  Republicans.  Ll. 
Gov.  Paul  Cellucci  and  state 
Treasurer  Joseph  Malone. 


Extra  computers  and  Internet  services 
bring  additional  opportunities  to  students 


By  Matthew  Wurtxel 

Collegion  CorresponcJenl 


Naptime 


rM«IStf)»MI«(VANS  /  roinciAN 

UMass  sophomore  Ocean  Fredriksen  enjoys  yesterday's  fair  weather  in  the  field  near  the  campus  pond. 


Former  University 
student  s  death  still 
under  investigation 

By  Jessica  Tavema 

Collegian  Staff 

Amherst  police  arc  currenily  investigating  Ihc  death  of  a 
former  University  of  Ma->-iKhuMlts  student  earlier  I  his 
month. 

Kcvm  G  Carroll  jr..  21.  of  1010  North  Pleasant  St.  was 
pronounced  dead  upon  arrival  at  Cooley-Dickinson 
Hospital  in  Northampton  on  Oct.  5. 

He  withdrew  from  ihe  University  due  to  financial  rea- 
sons and  was  working  in  the  area  to  save  money  to  come 
back  to  si.hool 

The  Arnhcrsi  Police  Department  said  the  case  is  under 
investigation  and  refused  to  comment. 

Scolt  Souva.  Carroll's  former  roommate,  said  he  found 
Carroll  lying  unconscious  next  to  the  phone  with  the 
shower  runnmg  in  the  other  room. 

His  spleen  allegedly  burst  from  a  fall  Carroll  had  taken 
I'll  his  way  into  the  shower.  Souva  said. 

Coolcv  Dickinson  Hospital  officials  refused  to  com- 
ment . 

"We  diin't  know  how  it  happened."  Souva  said.  "He 
musi've  hii  something;  he  had  a  bruise  and  a  scrape  on  his 
head." 

Carroll  had  dialed  91 1  but  was  unable  to  give  his  lull 
address,  Souva  said. 

"The  dispatcher  sent  the  ambulance  to  Pufflon.  because 
he  assumed  that  was  what  he  was  talking  about."  Souva 
said.  Pufflon  Apartments  are  also  located  on  North 
Pleasant  Street. 

Carroll  had  been  sick  with  mononucleosis  for  a  week 
prior  to  his  death.  Souva  said. 

Coolcy  Dickinson  Hospital  in  Northampton  first  diag 
nosed  Carroll  with  strep  throat.  Souva  said.  He  also  said 
the  doctors  prescribed  Carroll  Pcrcocel  and  another 
antibiotic 

Turn  to  CAMOll,  page  3 


At  the  University  of  Massachusetts,  computers  can  be 
found  all  over  campus  —  from  dorni  rooms  to  classrooms. 
Some  academics  even  believe  computers  may  replace  text- 
books in  the  future. 

At  Ihe  University  there  are  classes  in  many  different 
departments  which  arc  taught  with  the  aid  of  the  computer. 

In  the  math  department  computers  have  been  used  for 
the  past  1 5  years  to  aid  in  the  leaching  of  clas-scs.  accord- 
ing to  math  professor  Murrav  »-^^^__^__ 
Eisenbcrg. 

Currently.  Ei.scnberg  is  using  a  new 
set  of  Apple  PowerPC  Macintoshes  to 
leach  a  freshman  and  sophomore  cal- 
culus program,  which  focuses  on 
teaching  students  how  to  solve  com- 
plex problems  through  the  use  of 
computers. 

While  the  math  department  is 
using  computers  regularly.  Eisenberg  said  every  student 
will  ntHxl  a  personal  computer  at  some  point  to  fully  bring 
computer  use  into  educational  settings. 

"Computers  are  not  going  to  permeate  education  until 
every  student  has  one  of  their  own."  Eisenberg  said. 

Computers  assist  English  cIsmcs 

The  English  department  also  uses  a  system  of  net- 
worked IBM  personal  computers  to  leach  the  freshman 
writing  program,  according  to  Marcia  Curtis,  deputy 
director  of  the  writing  program. 

"In  (English  Writing  Program!  1 1 1  and  1 13  computers 
are  used  as  the  main  tool  of  writing."  Curtis  said 

Students  use  the  personal  computers  to  write  all  of  Iheir 
work,  and  even  use  it  to  peer  edit  Ihe  work  of  other  stu- 
dents. 

Some  leaching  assistants  use  the  computers  to  hold  dis- 
cussions in  class,  according  to  Curtis. 

Curtis  said  the  program  started  about  eight  to  10  years 
ago 

Curtis  also  said  about  five  years  ago  the  English  depart- 
ment switched  over  lo  the  networked  IBMs. 


At  the  University  50  to 
55  percent  of  the  stu- 
dents have  computers  on 
campus,  according  to 
Duncan  Chesley.. 


access  to  the  Internet,  according  lo  Curtis. 

Curtis  said  she  also  hopes  one  day  every  student  will 
have  their  own  computer. 

At  the  University  30  to  35  percent  of  the  students  have 
computers  on  campus,  according  to  Duncan  Chesley, 
director  of  Computing  Adtninistration  al  the  University 
Office  of  Information  and  Telecommunications. 

The  University  offers  persimal  computers  for  use  in  var- 
ious areas  of  Ihe  campus. 

There  are  72  IBM  compatible  PC's  and  41  Macintoshes 
which  the  University  operates,  according  lo  Chesley. 
___^_^^^^^  At  UMass.  convoational  modems 

can  not  be  used  because  of  a  digital 
phone  system.  Instead  the  University 
administers  terminal  adapter  units 
(TAU). 

Approximately  1.469  students  have 
TAUs.  according  to  Karen  Cyr.  hous- 
ing telecommunications  assistant. 

The  University  also  offers  internet 

services  to  students.  According  lo 
Chesley  there  are  about  6,237  active  users  who  have  used 
the  Inlemel  services  from  )uly  I  loOci  3. 

The  Internet  allows  students  to  acquire  dala  from  vari- 
ous sources  of  remule  computers. 

Computers  move  slowly  to  replace  lexis 

A  recent  study  conducted  by  the  AsM.K'lalion  of  American 
Publishers  suggested  computers  have  a  long  way  lo  go 

Professor  and  students  in  introductory  course  were  sur 
vcyed  for  the  study  to  dcierinine  what  they  thought  the 
likelihood  of  the  computers  replacing  icxtKmks  m  ihc 
near  future  would  be. 

Although  both  professors  and  students  agrc-e  that  text 
books  are  an  effective  way  of  delivering  course  material, 
Ihe  study  suggests  that  students  feel  that  computer  tech- 
nology holds  promises  in  the  near  future. 

"I  feel  that  there  is  a  slow  move  to  computers,  but  it 
won't  replace  text  in  the  near  future."  said  Heather 
Swiniarski.  junior  math  major. 

lames  Lichtenbcrg.  AAP  spokesman,  said  a  lack  of 
appropriate  software  and  lack  of  training  on  the  part  of 
professors  is  the  reason  why  computers  have  not  become 


A  recent  addition  to  the  writing  lab  is  giving  students       as  widespread  in  higher  education  then  expected 


Nat'l  task  forces  fight  religious  right 

Local  coordinator  to  give  presentations  on  anti-gay  initiatives 


By  Wendy  Darling 

Collegian  Staff 


With  anti-gay  referendum  ques- 
tions appearing  on  Nov  8  ballots  in 
Idaho.  Oregon  and  Alachua  County, 
Fla.,  it  is  clear  that  the  religious  right 
is  in  the  midst  of  a  mighty  battle 
against  homosexuality,  biscxualilv 
and  other  "moral  evils." 

To  combat  this  attack,  the  National 
Gayand  I  csbian  Task  Force  has 
launched  the  Fight  The  Right  Project. 
On  Oct.  26,  Sue  Hyde,  coordinator 
of  the  campaign,  will  be  giving  two 
presentations  focusing  on  anti-gay 
ballot  initiatives  and  strategics  to 
fight  them  and  the  religious  right. 

The  first  presentation,  "Why  does 
Ihc  right-wing  hale  homosexuality'.'" 
is  part  of  the  GLB  Studies  Brown  Bag 
Lunch  Scries,  will  take  place  in 
Campus  Center  riKim  904  908  from 
noon  lo  I  30  p.m 

The  second  prosi  nidlmn  is 
"Queers  Under  Siege:  Update  On 
Right  Wing  Homophobia 

Nationwide"  and  is  scheduled  for  7 
p.m.  in  Campus  Center  room  917. 
Both  presentations  arc  free  and  open 
to  the  public 

A  major  organizer  in  New  England 

Hyde  is  a  major  player  in  New 
England's  light  against  ami  gay  bal 
lot  Initiatives.  She  conducts  field 
organizing  lo  oppose  the  right-wing 
in  New  England  and  was  instrumen- 
tal in  the  formation  of  two  activist 
groups,  including  ihc  Boston  Area 


light  The  Right  Network  and  the 
Boston  Opposition  Research  Group, 
a  gathering  of  people  who  monitor 
right-  wing  Bctivilic's. 

At  the  national  level,  Hyde  con 
venes  periodic  gathering  ol  gay  and 
non-gay  organizations  working  to 
deleat  initiatives  in  1994.  Hyde's 
other  projects  for  1994  include  a 
symposium  on  Ihe  international  rise 
of  the  nght-wing,  two  regional  move 
ment-building  institutes,  and  the 
Fight  The  Right  comptments  of  the 
annual  NGLTF  political  conference. 
(  rcating  Change. 

Other  slates'  Tights 

On  Oct  II  of  this  year,  the 
Colorado  Supreme  Court  threw  out  a 
discriminatory  anti-gay  measure 
passed  in  1992  (Amendment  21  thai 
would  have  blocked  all  laws  protect 
ing  the  civil  rights  of  gays,  lesbians 
and  bisexuals 

I  ike  the  ballot  measures  abc>ul  lo 
be  voted  on  in  other  states. 
Amendment  2  was  sponsored  by  reli 
gious  right  organizations,  in  this  case. 
Focus  on  the  Family  and  Colorado 
for  Family  Values. 

In  early  1993.  a  Colorado  judge 
issued  an  injunction  against  the  mea 
sure  pending  consideration  of  its  con 
siiiuiionaliiy.  The  Oct.  II  ruling  by 
the  Supreme  Court  held  Amendment 
2  in  violation  of  the  Equal  Protection 
Clause  of  the  Fourteenth 
Amendment. 

Similar  measures  have  been  under 
consideration  across  Ihc  country    In 


1992  ami  gay  ballot  plebiscites  in 
Portland.  Maine,  and  Oregon  failed 
to  pass,  but  in  November  1993, 
I.ewision,  Maine;  Cincinnati,  Ohio 
and  Portsmouth,  NIL,  all  voted 
against  protecting  gay  people  from 
discnmlnation. 

II  Oregon  fails  to  pass  the  anti-gay 
referendum  Nov  8,  the  Oregon 
Citizens  Alliance  have  two  more 
ready  for  1996  Meanwhile,  Maine, 
Florida,  Washington  and  Arizona 
may  face  similar  initiatives. 

Lack  of  funding  is  a  handicap 

According  to  The  Waihington 
Blade,  a  queer  newspaper  out  of 
Washington,  DC  ,  national  far-right 
organizations,  backed  by  conserva- 
tives foundations,  have  a  combined 
annual  budget  of  over  $200  million. 

The  National  Gay  and  Lesbian 
Task  Force.  Human  Rights  Campaign 
Fund  and  the  Gay  and  Lesbian 
\  iciory  Fund  have  a  total  of  less  than 
$10  million  to  spend  each  year. 

Despite  this.  NGLTFs  Fight  The 
Right  Project  and  other  campaigns 
have  been  working  hard  over  the  past 
few  months  to  make  sure  that  dis 
criminatory  measures  sponsored  by 
Ihe  religious  right  never  make  their 
way  into  law. 

locally,  the  UMass  Program  for 
GLB  Concerns  has  been  operating  a 
raffle  to  raise  money  for  groups  bat- 
tling initiatives  in  the  Pacific 
Northwest  Raffle  winners  will  be 
announced  during  flyde's  noon  pre 
Hcnlalion  in  the  Campus  Center. 


Picture  painHng 


CHSftrOPHIII  fV«Mi  /  CulltOMi 


Mike  f  lebotte,  a  first-year  student  draws  beside 
the  campus  pond  yesterday  during  his  art  class. 


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THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Police  Log 


Compiled  by  Kelly  Spang 
from  University  reports 


•Indecent  Assault  and  Battery 
Oil  21 

OlliciaU  arc  irnc-ligaling  an 
alleged  indfccni  assault  and  battery 
which  was  upKirtcd  to  have  taken 
place  in  a  SyKiiii  ,ina  I  he  alk't'ci) 
vielim  is  not  a  Lmivei-sily  student 

•  Burglary/Breaking  and 

Entering 

()c7.  21 

lames  Marshall.  14.  of  >4  Nestor 
A\e  in  I  ilchhurg  was  arrested  lor 
breaking  and  entering  in  the  niphi 
lime,  intent  to  commit  a  tiiisdc 
meanor.  two  counts  of  assault,  ilis 
orderly  person,  and  throwing  glass 
onto  a  public  way 

•Accident/Properly  Damage 

()i7  20 

A  vehicle  operated  by  Maureen 
Smith  of  Northampton  Road  had 
stopped  for  a  pedestrian  in  the 
crosswalk  on  University  Drive.  Her 
vehicle  was  struck  from  behind  by 
another  vehicle  operated  by  jason 
Raboin  of  Filchburg.  Raboin  was 
cited  for  speed  greater  than  rea.son- 
able  due  to  weather  conditions. 

•Suspicious  Activity 

Oct  22 

Chri.s  Diamantopoulos,  19.  of  68 
South  Main  St.  in  South 
Ashburnham  was  arrested  on 
Massachusetts  Avenue  for  indecent 
exposure. 

Casey  Carpenter.  21,  of  95 
Round  Hill  Road  in  Northampton 
was  arrested  on  Massachusetts 
Avenue  for  indecent  exposure. 

•Vandalism 

Ocl.  21 

.An  individual  reported  three 
motorcycles  at  the  top  of  the 
Southwest  Horseshoe  were  tipped 
over  and  damaged. 

Staff  reported  derogatory  racial 
graffiti  written  on  a  wall  near  the 
elevator  of  the  22nd  floor  in  the 
W.E.B.  DuBois  Library. 

An  individual  who  had  parked 
his  motorcycle  on  the  north  side  of 
Baker  Residence  Hall  discovered  it 
had  been  moved  a  distance  and 
tipped  over,  causing  damages  esti- 
mated to  be  $400. 

An  individual  who  sal  on  a  water 


fountain  in  the  concourse  level  has 
agreed  to  pay  restitution  for  the 
damage  which  was  caused,  valuing 
about  $100. 

•Larceny 

(hi.  20 

An  individual  reported  his  wallet 
was  stolen  from   his  locker  in 
Bovden  Gym. 
Oct.  21 

An  individual  reported  that  he 
returned  to  his  locker  in  Boyden 
Gym  and  found  that  the  lock  had 
been  removed  and  his  wallet  stolen. 
Oct.  22 

An  individual  reported  his  wallet 
with  $75  was  stolen  from  his  lock- 
er along  with  clothing  from  tk>yden 
Gym.  The  wallet  minus  the  money 
was  later  found  and  turned  into  the 
UMass  fwlice. 

•Liquor  Law  Violations 

Oil.  21 

William  Kelly,  19,  354 
Washington  St.  in  Arlington  was 
arrested  on  Sunset  Avenue  for  a 
minor  transporting  alcoholic  bever- 
ages. 

Leanne  Chandler.  19,  of  3 
Fairway  Drive  in  Canton  was 
arrested  on  Fearing  Street  for  a 
minor  transporting  alcoholic  bever- 
ages. 

Michael  Ligenza,  19,  of  447 
Souihwick  St.  in  Feeding  Hills  was 
arrested  on  Stadium  Drive  for  a 
minor  transporting  and  operating  a 
motor  vehicle  while  drinking  alco- 
hol. 

Robin  Rheaume,  18,  557  Elm  St. 
in  South  Dartmouth  was  arrested 
on  University  Drive  for  a  minor 
transporting  alcoholic  beverages. 
Oct.  22 

Andrew  Robertson.  18,  24 
Chandler  Ave.  in  Longmeadow  was 
arrested  on  University  Drive  for  a 
minor  transporting  alcoholic  bever- 
ages. 

Benjamin  Schlatka,  18,  of  18 
Simon  Atherton  Road  in  Harvard 
was  arrested  was  arrested  on 
University  Drive  for  a  minor  carry- 
ing an  alcoholic  beverages,  using  a 
false  motor  vehicle  document  and 
delivering  alcoholic  beverages  to  a 
minor. 

Matthew  Cooper,   19,  of  39 


Crestwood  Lane  in  Marlborough 
was  arrested  on  Massachusetts 
Avenue  for  a  minor  transporting 
alcoholic  beverages  in  a  motor 
vehicle,  minor  carrying  alcoholic 
beverages  and  illegal  possession  of 
a  class  D  substance. 

lamie  Herlihy,  19,  of  12  Paddock 
Lane  in  Mcdway  was  arrested  lor  a 
minor  carrying  alcoholic  beverages 
and  illegal  possession  of  a  class  D 
substance. 

•Annoying  Behavior 

Oct  21 

An  individual  from  Cance 
Residence  Hall  reported  a  former 
acquaintance  threatened  her 
boyfriend.  The  incident  is  under 
investigation. 

•Fire  Alarm 

Oct.  20 

A  pull  station  was  activated  in 
Van  Meter  Residence  Hall,  result- 
ing in  the  evacuation  of  the  build- 
ing. 

•Motor  Vehicle  Stops 

Oct.  22 

Eric  Michael  Bancroft,  22.  of  58 
Russell  St.  in  Hadlcy  was  stopped 
on  Massachusetts  Avenue  for  fail- 
ure to  stop  for  a  police  officer 
while  operating  a  motor  vehicle, 
operating  after  suspended  license 
which  was  his  second  offense, 
operating  a  motor  vehicle  without  a 
current  inspection  sticker,  and 
operating  a  motor  vehicle  without  a 
license. 

Domingo  Carrion,  19,  of  7 
Caldwell  Place  in  Springfield  was 
stopped  on  North  Pleasant  Street 
for  a  minor  transporting  alcoholic 
beverages,  operating  a  motor  vehicle 
without  a  license,  attaching  plates  to 
a  motor  vehicle,  speeding  and  oper- 
ating an  unregistered  motor  vehicle 
in  the  form  of  a  trailer. 
Oct.  23 

Thomas  Bennett,  20,  of  446 
Carew  St.  in  Springfield  was 
stopped  on  Massachusetts  Avenue 
for  speeding,  operating  after  license 
or  right  to  operate  was  susp>ended, 
illegal  possession  of  a  class  D  sub- 
stance, a  minor  transporting  alco- 
holic beverages,  and  operating 
under  the  influence  of  liquor. 


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Tuesday,  Oct.  25 

Meeting  —  Lesbian  Bisexual  Gay 
Alliance,  Campus  Center  room  803, 
UMass,  7  p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Literature  ~  Amherst  College 
Creative  Writing  Center  presents  Peter 
Carey,  Wooton's  Books,  19  North 
Pleasant  Street,  Amherst,  8  p.m. 

Gallery  Talk  —  Susan  Danly, 
French  Modernism:  The  American 
Way,  Mead,  Amherst,  free.  12: 1 5  p.m. 

Music  —  Mozart  and  Macchia, 
Valley  Chamber  Player,  Bezanson, 
UMass,  8  p.m. 

Lecture  —  The  Boston  Harbor 
Project:  a  cleaner  harbor  and  bay, 
Franklin  Patterson  West  Hall.  HC, 
4:30  p.m. 

Film  —  Not  at  the  Mall:  A  Series  of 
Film  Experiences  You  Won't  Find 
Anywhere  Else.  Bartlett  Hall 
Auditorium,  UMass,  free,  7  p.m. 

Lecture  —  A  Dialogue  on  Spiritual 
Issues  Confronting  Women  in  the 
Catholic  and  lewish  Traditions, 
Helen  Hills  Chapel,  Smith  College, 
7:30  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Nirenberg  Leadership 
Lecture  Series  presents  Arnold  Hiatt, 
Chairman,  Stride  Rite  Corp,  Bowker 
Auditorium.  UMass,  free,  7:30  p.m. 


Wednesday.  Ocl.  26 

Meeting  —  Lesbian  Bisexual 
Woman's  Union,  LBGA  office,  413  B 
Student  Union.  UMass,  7  p.m.  to 
8:30  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Professor  Edwin 
Gentzler.  Comparative  Literature  and 
Emerging  Disciplines:  Translations 
Studies  Challenges  from  Within, 
South  College  301,  5  p.m. 

Lecture  —  Dr.  Peter  Fox, 
"Mapping  the  Mind:  PET  Studies  of 
Cognition,"  Morrill-South  room  203. 
UMass,  4  p.m. 

Video  —  Knowing  Her  Place, 
Augusta  Savage  Gallery.  101  New 
Africa  House,  UMass.  7  p.m. 

Thursday,  Oct.  27 

Meeting  —  Bisexual  Rap  Group, 
4th  floor  lounge,  Mary  Lyon  House, 
Northeast.  UMass,  7:30  p.m.  to  9  p.m. 

Film  —  Ugetsu  Monogatari.  227 
Hertcr,  UMass,  free,  7:30  p.m. 

Gallery  —  Berlrand  Domy:  Vision 
and  Poetry,  Robert  L.  Herbert,  Art 
Museum,  MHC.  4  p.m. 

Seminar  —  Chemistry  seminar: 
Spectroscopy  and  Dynamics  of 
Chromophores    in    Polymers    by 


Ultraselective  Single-Molecule 
Techniques.  LGRT  room  103, 
UMass,  11:15  a.m. 

Film  —  Fantastic  Cinema:  Legends, 
Myths,  Adventures,  Herter  Hall  room 
227,  UMass,  free.  7:30  p.m. 

Theater  —  Sheila's  Day.  Rand 
Theater.  UMass.  8  p.m..  information 
545-2511. 

Theater  —  Tough.  Hallie  Flanagan 
Studio  Theater,  Smith  College,  8  p.m. 

Friday,  Ocl.  28 

Theater  —  Mask  Dance:  lourney 
Within,  Alice  Wathington  Rooke 
Laboratory  Theater,  Smith  College,  2 
p.m. 

Film  —  Poltergeist,  Campus  Center 
Theater,  Amherst  College,  $1.75, 
show  times:  7:30  p.m.  and  10  p.m. 

Music  —  An  Evening  of  Solo  and 
Duo  Jazz  Improvisation.  Bowker 
Auditorium,  UMass,  8  p.m. 

Music  —  #002#  Alpha.  Omega  and 
a  Cappella.  Sweeney  Concert  Hall, 
Sage  Hall,  Smith  College,  8:30  p.m. 

Music  —  AC  Choral  Society  Family 
Weekend  Concert.  Buckley  Recital 
Hall.  Amherst  College,  8:30  p.m. 

Theater  —  journey  Within,  Rooke 
Theater,  MHC.  UMass.  8  p.m. 


New  techniques  make  for  better  sap 

UMass  professor  doing  research  with  maple  syrup  production 


By  Christopher  Hossett 

Collegian  Staff 


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If  maple  syrup  is  tasting  better  than  ever,  it  may  be  due 
to  the  efforts  of  a  University  of  Massachusetts  professor 
who  is  working  to  improve  the  quality  of  syrup. 

Thomas  Potter,  director  of  the  Mass  Spectrometry 
Facility  in  the  department  of  food  science,  wants  to  help 
syrup  producers  better  process  their  sap  and  thereby 
make  a  better  maple  syrup. 

Using  advanced  organic  chemical  techniques,  Potter 
has  identified  many  of  the  chemical  compounds  that  con- 
tribute to  the  flavor  and  aroma  of  maple  syrup. 

"Our  whole  mission  is  to  simply  try  to  help  syrup  pro- 
ducers produce  a  higher  quality  and  more  valued  prod- 
uct," Potter  said. 

According  to  Potter,  if  a  way  of  processing  these 
untouched  chemical  compounds  which  contribute  to  the 
flavor  of  maple  syrup  can  be  designed,  it  would  help 
maple  syrup  producers  make  a  product  of  much  higher 
quality. 

"We  arc  now  trying  to  determine  what  mechanisms 
are  involved  in  the  conversion  precess.  so  that  we  can 
ultimately  advise  syrup  producers  about  how  to  best 
optimize  the  flavor  quality  of  their  products."  Potter 
said. 

Potter's  research  is  funded  by  the  University's 
Agricultural  Experiment  station.  It  is  also  funded  by 
the  North  American  Maple  Syrup  Council's  Research 
Grant  FVogram. 

Potter  presented  the  results  of  his  research  at  the  annu- 
al meeting  of  the  North  American  Maple  Syrup  Council 


and  the  International  Maple  Syrup  Institute  in  West 
Springfield  last  week. 

Bill  Coli,  a  cooperative  extension  specialist  in  the 
department  of  entomology  at  UMass,  also  participated  in 
the  meeting. 

Coli  has  conducted  research  funded  by  the  Syrup 
Council  on  designing  a  monitoring  trap  for  pear  thrips.  a 
pest  which  causes  damage  to  the  leaves  of  the  sugar 
maple  tree. 

Potter  said  the  meeting  was  a  success. 
According  to  Potter,  several  hundred  people  showed 
up  at  the  conference. 

He  said  ideas  were  exchanged,  and  the  Council  has 
provided  more  funds. 

"Maple  syrup  is  a  $40-50  million  business,"  Potter 
said. 

"It's  an  agricultural  commodity  that's  much  more 
product  oriented." 


Correction 


In  the  article  entitled  'Students'  opiniom  vtry  on 
academic  standardt"  in  Oct.  20  ColUtgian,  Paul 
Silvcria  vras  misidentified.  1^  is  a  member  of  the 
Lacrosse  junior  varsity  club. 

In  the  letter  entitled  "Editoriais  don't  show  all 
sides*  in  Oct.  24  Codeffon,  the  letter  was  written 
by  Mutassen  Aim  Drak. 

The  Cotfegton  regrets  the  crrcn. 


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Wednesday,  October  26, 1994 

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VIBES  bangs  trickers  and  treaters  to  campus 

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By  Tim  White 

Collegian  Stoff 


About  100  underprivileged  chil- 
dren will  be  storming  Chadbourne 
and  Grecnough  residential  halls 
tonight  for  the  fifth  annual 
Halloween  trick-or-treat  program. 

According  to  Melissa  Piskosz, 
senior  and  co-coordinator  of 
Volunteer  Initiatives  Lending 
Education  and  Services  (VIBES),  the 
trick-or-treat  program  is  headed  by 
the  School  of  Management  volun- 
teers, and  designed  to  help  kids  12 
and  under  have  something  to  do  for 
Halloween. 

"They  come  from  shelters  in 
Amherst,  Holyoke  and 

Northampton,"  Piskosz  said.  "We 
provide  transportation  from  the 
PVTA." 

VIBES  volunteers  are  expecting 


about  80  children  to  partfcipate  in 
the  event  from  6  p.m.  to  8  p.m. 

There  will  be  a  party  for  the  kids  in 
Grecnough  basement  following  the 
event. 

"We  ask  them  not  to  bring  chil 
dren  over  12."  Piskosz  said.  "If  they 
do.  we  won't  turn  thcin  away,  wc 
just  think  the  older  kids  will  get 
bored." 

Piskosz  said  VIBES  has  money  in 
their  budget  for  the  project,  but  they 
also  get  donations  from  major  super- 
markets and  small  businesses. 

"(Supermarketsj  give  us  gift  certifi- 
cates," Piskosz  said.  "We  use  ihcm  to 
buy  candy." 

VIBES  will  be  supplying  the  candy 
and  decorations.  Residents  in  the 
halls  are  asked  to  participate  by 
handing  out  candy  when  the  children 
come  to  their  door  —  dressing  up  is 
optional. 


The  response  has  been  great, 
said  Lcc  Dagle,  assistant  residence 
director  for  Baker.  Chadbourne  and 
Grecnough.  "Students  in  Baker  actu- 
ally complained  thai  we're  not  using 
their  hall." 

"Last  year  we  did  it  in  Southwest, 
and  the  residents  were  really  excit- 
ed," Piskosz  said. 

Melissa  Walters,  a  resident  assistant 
in  Baker,  said  she  was  a  resident  assis- 
tant in  Southwest  during  last  year's 
event,  and  the  students  were  coopera- 
tive. 

"We  had  to  decorate  the  halls," 
Wallers  said.  "So  wc  gave  a  pizza 
party  to  the  best  hall.  It  got  more  stu- 
dents involved." 

Walter's  said  she  requested  it  to  be 
hosted  in  Central  after  moving  from 
Southwest. 

"We  couldn't  use  Baker  because  it 
was  too  big."  Walters  said.  "For  secu- 


rity reasons,  we  didn't  want  to  lose 
the  kids.  In  Chadbourne  and 
Grecnough  everything  is  smaller." 

According  to  Wallers,  ihe  students 
in  Baker  who  want  to  participate  can 
decorate  the  lobbies  of  Chadbourne 
and  Grecnough. 

Walters  said  a  lot  of  the  students 
who  are  involved  arc  education 
majors  who  miss  being  around  chil- 
dren. 

According  to  Dagle.  of  the  164 
rooms  total  in  Chadbourne  and 
Grecnough,  100  to  130  rooms  will  be 
participating. 

"We  talk  to  the  R.A.s  once  we've 
connected  with  VIBES,"  Dagle  said. 
"Then  the  R.A.s  tell  the  residents.  It's 
basically  word  of  mouth." 

VIBES  sponsors  other  events  for 
the  community,  including  a  holiday 
party  were  they  give  presents  to  chil- 
dren. 


Israel  security  prepares 
for  Pres.  Clinton's  visit 


By  Don  Perry 
Ajjociated  Preu 


Clinton  takes  credit 
for  deficit  foil 

WASHINGTON  —  The  U.S.  budget  deficit  fell 
to  $203  billion  in  the  just-completed  fiscal  year,  the 
Clinton  administration  announced  Monday,  credit- 
ing "very  disciplined"  Democratic  management  for 
achieving  the  largest  two-year  deficit  reduction  in 
history. 

"The  bottom  line  is  getting  stronger  every  day," 
a  jubilant  Clinton  said  in  a  speech  to  business  lead- 
ers in  Cleveland.  "For  the  first  time  in  20  years,  the 
deficit  has  gone  down  two  years  in  a  row." 

While  President  Clinton  and  his  economic  team 
sought  to  capitalize  on  the  accomplishment. 
Republicans  were  brandishing  a  secret  White 
House  memo  they  claimed  laid  bare  the  administra- 
tion's fiscal  hypocrisy. 

They  charged  that  the  Oct.  3  memo  by  White 
House  budget  director  Alice  Rivlin  exposed  an 
agenda  for  higher  taxes  and  cuts  in  popular  govern- 
ment benefit  programs  to  cope  with  rising  deficits 
in  future  years. 

With  two  weeks  to  go  before  the  election,  both 
sides  sought  to  portray  the  budget  debate  to  their 
advantage. 

The  administration  claimed  that  its  willingness 
to  enact  a  $500  billion  deficit  reduction  program 
last  year  was  paving  benefits  in  an  improving  econ- 
omy and  shrinking  deficit  after  12  years  of  failed 
Republican  promises. 

Clinton  noted  that  before  his  deficit  program 
was  approved,  the  imbalance  for  the  1994  budget 
year  had  been  projected  to  hit  $305  billion. 

Clinton  feces  down 
GOP  accuser 

CLEVELAND  —  Buoyed  by  a  dose  of  good  eco- 
nomic news.  President  Clinton  faced  down  a 
Republican  lawmaker  who  showed  up  at  a  cam- 

4paign  stop  to  chastise  the  president  for  using 
"inflammatory"  language  against  the  GOP. 

Clinton,   capping  a   three-day   swing  for 

tJSmocratic  candidates,  announced  a  significant 
drop  in  the  federal  deficit.  And  he  asserted  it  will 
skyrocket  again  if  Republicans  gain  control  of 
Congress  and  push  their  agenda  of  "easy  promises 


and  quick  fixes." 

He  took  questions  afterward  from  a  generally 
supportive  crowd  at  the  City  Club  of  Cleveland. 
The  audience,  which  was  told  not  lo  make  speech- 
es, held  a  lottery  to  determine  who  would  ask 
Clinton  questions.  By  luck  of  the  draw,  club  mem- 
ber Rep.  Martin  Hoke,  R-Ohio,  was  one  of  the  win- 
n*-"rs. 

He  took  the  opportunity  to  criticize  Clinton  lor 
constantly  calling  the  "Contract  with  America,"  a 
list  of  GOP  campaign  promises,  a  "Contract  on 
America." 

"Your  advisers  may  think  thai  this  is  cute 
rhetoric,  but  I  think  it's  outrageous,"  Hoke  .said, 
before  being  drowned  out  by  audience  members 
demanding  that  he  get  to  the  point. 

Allegations  dismissed 
against  Kennedy 

WASHINGTON  —  The  Senate  ethics  committee 
has  dismissed  allegations  of  sexual  harassment  and 
drug  use  by  Sen.  Edward  M.  Kennedy. 

The  committee,  which  never  announced  it  had 
begun  a  low-level  inquiry,  wrote  a  statement  Oct. 
13  that  it  had  ended  the  effort  —  but  did  not  dis- 
tribute the  announcement  at  that  time.  After  sever- 
al inquiries  from  reporters,  the  statement  was 
released  generally  on  Monday. 

The  allegations  against  the  Massachusetts 
Democrat  were  made  by  former  Kennedy  staffer 
Richard  Burke  in  a  1992  book  about  the  senator. 

"The  committee  interviewed  Mr.  Burke  and  oth- 
ers and  found  no  basis  for  Mr.  Burke's  allegations," 
the  committee  said.  "On  that  basis,  the  committee 
in  lune  1994  unanimously  voted  to  take  no  further 
action." 

The  committee  also  stated  that,  contrary  to 
statements  by  Burke,  "the  committee  did  not 
receive  complaints  by  women  who  claimed  to  have 
been  sexually  harassed  by  Sen.  Kennedy." 

The  committee  never  began  a  formal  investiga- 
tion of  the  allegations,  an  action  that  is  publicly 
announced.  The  statement  was  written  by  the  com- 
mittee's chairman.  Sen.  Richard  Bryan.  D-Nev., 
and  vice  chairman.  Sen.  Mitch  McConnell,  R-Ky., 
in  response  to  media  inquiries. 

Kennedy  is  locked  in  a  tough  re-election  battle 
with  Republican  Mitt  Romney. 


News  Briefs 

Compiled  by  Arthur  Staplelon,  jr. 

Bosnian  soldiers 

attack  U.N.  peacekeepers 

SARAJEVO,  Bosnia-Herzegovina  —  Bosnian 
government  soldiers  attacked  U.N.  peacckeopers 
with  machine  guns,  grenades  and  remote-con- 
trolled mines  on  Monday,  provoking  a  furious 
response  from  the  U.N.  commander 

No  casualties  were  reported,  but  the  allacks  on 
Mount  Igman,  overlooking  Sarajevo,  worsened  the 
U.N.  force's  already  strained  relations  with  the 
Muslim-led  government. 

After  a  harsh  protest  from  Li.  Gen.  Sir  Michael 
Rose,  the  peacekeeping  commander  for  Bosnia. 
Bosnian  President  Alija  Izctbegovic  said  he  would 
order  his  troops  to  "desist  from  this  sort  of  firing," 
a  U.N.  spokesman  said. 

Rose  called  the  attacks  "exceptionally  dangei^ius 
and  potentially  catastrophic,"  said  the  spokesman. 
Lt.Col.TimSpicer 

The  attacks  occurred  as  Bosnian  troops  reluc 
tantly  began  withdrawing  Monday  afternoon  from 
a  U.N. -patrolled  demilitarized  zone. 

Smoking  restrictions 
may  cost  restaurants 

WASHINGTON  —  Restaurant  patrons  who 
can't  light  up  while  sipping  after  dinner  colfee  will 
stay  home  and  hold  back  billions  of  dollars,  restau 
rant  owners  said  Monday. 

"Home  cooking  is  still  our  major  competition, 
Los  Angeles  restaurateur  Biff  Naylor  said  in  an 
interview  before  testifying  at  a  labor  Department 
hearing.  "Those  people  will  go  home."  But  l^bor 
Department  officials  said  the  restaurant  industry 
was  overreacting  to  proposed  regulations  that 
would  virtually  ban  smoking  in  b  million  places 
where  people  work,  including  restaurants  and  bars 

"In  communities  where  there  have  been  restric- 
tions, the  industry,  in  fact,  docs  quite  well,"  said 
Mike  Silverstein,  director  of  policy  for  the 
Occupational  Safety  and  Health  Administration. 

OSHA.  a  division  of  the  Labor  Department, 
resumed  protracted  hearings  Monday  on  its  pro- 
posed indoor  air  quality  standards.  New  rules 
would  affect  a  number  of  issues  related  to  the  qual- 
ity of  the  air  workers  breathe  at  their  job  sites. 

Compiled  from  Associated  Press  reports. 


JERUSALEM  —  Israel  has 
rounded  up  dozens  of  Islamic  mili- 
tants, including  two  believed  to  be 
accomplices  in  the  deadly  Tel  Aviv 
bus  bombing,  amid  fears  of  terror 
attacks  during  President  Clinton's 
visit. 

Clinton  is  to  join  5,000  guests 
at  Wednesday's  gala  signing  of  the 
Israel  lordan  peace  treaty  at  a 
desert  border  crossing  just  north 
of  the  Red  Sea.  He  plans  to  tour 
lerusalcm  the  next  day.  Fearing 
that  militant  fundamentalists  may 
try  to  disrupt  the  visit,  Israel  is 
mounting  a  massive  security 
effort. 

Hamas,  the  militant  group  that 
stunned  Israel  with  the  bus  bomb- 
ing and  two  other  terrorist  attacks 
in  the  past  two  weeks,  warned 
Monday  it  would  strike  again  if  its 
leaders  were  harmed.  Twenty- 
three  people,  including  the 
bomber,  were  killed  in 
Wednesday's  bus  attack. 

In  Washington,  Secretary  of 
State  Warren  Christopher  called 
for  an  international  ban  on  public 
and  private  financing  for  Hamas, 
Hezbollah  and  other  extremist 
groups. 

Israeli  Prime  Minister  Yitzhak 
Rabin  survived  a  no-confidence 
motion  Monday  in  parliament  by 
hawkish  parties  who  blame  his 
peace  policies  for  the  increasingly 
bold  terrorist  attacks.  Legislators 
rejected  the  motion  56-50  with 
one  abstention. 

"The  enemy  smells  your  weak- 
ness and  won't  slop  striking  at 
us."  said  Ariel  Sharon,  a  right- 
wing  former  defense  minister. 
"He  understands  only  .  Jewish 
might." 

Pro-government  speakers 
accused  the  opposition  of  making 
political  capital  from  the  blood- 
shed. Religious  legislator  Shlomo 
Benizri  urged  Muslim  religious 
leaders  to  condemn  Hamas,  calling 


it  "a  disgrace  to  Arabs." 

Israel  army  radio  said  intelli- 
gence officials  had  received  warn- 
ings that  Hamas  planned  a  large- 
scale  attack,  and  a  senior  police 
official  said  security  forces  were 
on  alert. 

The  official,  speaking  on  condi- 
tion of  anonymity,  said  6.000 
police  officers  would  protect 
Clinton,  and  100  Secret  Service 
agents  were  in  Israel  to  coordinate 
details. 

American  security  officials 
unsuccessfully  lobbied  Clinton  to 
cancel  part  of  the  Jerusalem  trip, 
he  said  Monday. 

"There  is  no  specific  word  that 
Hamas  intends  to  carry  out  an 
attack  during  the  visit,  but  it 
would  certainly  be  an  important 
and  spectacular  target  for  them." 
the  official  told  The  Associated 
Press. 

He  said  the  main  fear  was  that 
"while  all  eyes  are  elsewhere,  on 
lerusalcm  and  on  the  signing,  they 
will  stage  large-scale  attacks  like 
car  bombs  in  other  cities  like  Tel 
Aviv  or  Haifa  "  Other  militants, 
including  right-wing  |ewish 
extremists,  were  also  considered 
possible  security  threats,  the  offi- 
cial said. 

Muslim  militants  in  the  PLO 
ruled  Gaza  Strip  said  there  were 
no  plans  to  spoil  the  Clinton  visit 
for     fear     of     provoking     the 
Americans. 

"But  the  atmosphere  is  burning, 
and  things  are  not   fully  pre 
dictable."  said  Sheik  Abdallah 
Shami.  a  leader  of  the  Islamic 
jihad  fundamentalist  group. 

Since  the  Tel  Aviv  bombing. 
Israeli  troops  have  arrested 
dozens  of  Hamas  members, 
security  officials  confirmed. 
Rabin  said  those  arrested 
included  two  accomplices  in  the 
Tel  Aviv  bombing,  but  he  gave 
no  details. 

A  police  source  said  the  two 
were  the  suicide  bomber's  brother 
and  cousin. 


Carroll 


continued  from  page  I 

On  Oct.  4.  Souva  said  Carroll  went 
back  to  the  hospital  and  it  was  deter- 
mined thai  he  had  mono.  He  was 
then  prescribc-d  two  different  medica- 
tions. Souva  said. 

If  Carroll's  spleen  had  burst,  it 
could  have  happened  long  before 
death  and  had  gradually  gotten  worse 
over  time.  Mono  can  cause  the  spleen 
to  swell  and  become  tender,  and 
force  on  it  of  any  kind  could  cause 
the  spleen  to  rupture,  said  Dr.  Lorcn 


Mednick  of  the  Springfield  Medical 
Examiners  Office.  Mednick's  office 
is  handling  Carroll's  case. 

The  official  report  of  the  cause  of 
death  will  not  be  available  for  six 
weeks. 

The  spleen  could  have  been  bleed- 
ing for  a  while  and  the  loss  of  blood 
could  have  made  him  weak  and 
drowsy,  Mednick  said. 

There  may  not  have  been  any 
symptoms,  and  the  combination  of 


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Searching  for  the  good  old  days 


Senior  year  of  college  is  supposed  to  be  lun.  isn't  it? 
Your  lust  two  semesters  before  stepping  out  into  the 
real  world  to  search  for  a  job,  find  a  life-long  male, 
raise  a  family. 

fleading  into  this  vetiiester.  I  had  high  hopes  for 
uptown,  for  my  job.  lor  m>  friends  .  .  .  the  only  success 
I've  had  so  far  is  in  my  classes.  Maybe  I  had  delusions  of 
grandeur. 

I've  undergone  a  complete  role  reversal 
—  from  the  happy-go-lucky  guy  I  was 
last  year,  to  the  serious,  moody  one  I've 
been  up  until  now. 

Something,  or  rather  someone,  is  miss- 
ing from  my  junior  year  here  at  the 
University.  Graduation  is  a  time  for  all 
students  to  say  goodbye.  People  change, 
yet  your  friendships  last  a  lifetime. 

I  thought  I  was  going  to  spend  my 
senior  year  with  everyone  who  allowed 
me  to  laugh,  cry  and  gel  pissed  off  all  at 
the  sjnie  lime,  without  too  much  of  a  change  from  last 
year. 

It  was  to  be  the  best  year  of  my  life,  and  I  would  not 
have  wished  to  spend  it  with  anybody  else.  I  guess  you 
could  say  the  whole  is  greater  than  the  sum  of  its  parts. 

And  that  group  of  individual  parts  who  parlied  every 
night  together  last  year  was  kept  together  by  one  person. 

He's  now  in  Indiana  and  the  group  I  hang  out  with 
hasn't  been  the  same. 

)ob  offers  come  one  week,  one  month,  one  year  after 
graduation,  and  you  have  to  be  flexible  enough  to  jump  at 
the  chance  and  fly  by  the  seat  of  your  pants. 

My  roommate  from  last  year  did  just  that  and  he's  liv- 
ing, along  with  his  dog,  in  Indiana.  His  new  friends  are 
two  limes  his  age  and  he  works  more  than  he  sleeps.  It's 
hard  to  leave  home,  pack  all  your  things  in  a  suitcase,  and 
take  a  job  halfway  across  the  country. 

With  the  lack  of  job  openings  a  graduating  senior  must 
act  first  and  think  second,  leaving  everything  behind. 
What  one  leaves  behind  are  groups  of  people  here  in 


Amherst  who  oft_"n  followed  by  example. 

All  groups  of  friends  have  leaders,  ranging  from  those 
who  decide  what  parlies  to  frequent  on  the  weekends,  to 
as  simple  as  lo  the  person  with  the  car. 

Who  arranges  the  road  trips?  Who  makes  the  phone 
calls  around  campus  to  find  out  what  is  going  on  Friday 
night? 

These  may  sound  like  trivial  things,  but  on 
a  college  campus,  they  could  be  the  differ- 
ence between  having  a  great  time  uptown  or 
sitting  home  and  playing  Sega. 

No  matter  what  some  people  say,  group 
dynamics  change  every  semester.  Students 
move  on  to  bigger  and  better  things  with 
graduation,  academics  have  more  of  an 
effect  on  some  than  others,  and  some  plain- 
ly drop  out  of  school. 

When  one  becomes  comfortable  within 
cliques,  small  or  large,  it  is  too  easy  to  stay 
put  and  not  branch  out. 
You  end  up  doing  everything  with  your  group  —  you 
go  lo  the  same  bars,  you  take  up  the  same  habits,  you 
begin  to  date  people  within  the  group  .  .  .  consequently, 
friends  from  years  past  go  by  the  boards  and  you  don't 
keep  your  options  open. 

Then,  something  weird  happens  —  that  clique  you  were 
so  comfortable  in  last  year  suddenly  falls  apart  because 
the  person  who  kept  it  together  is  not  around. 

The  leader  is  gone  and  others  are  asked  to  fill  the  role. 
If  someone  doesn't,  those  individual  parts  still  socialize, 
but  the  everyday  interaction  isn't  there.  It  happens  fre- 
quently —  it  happened  to  my  group. 

And  then  you  are  alone,  sitting  home,  playing  Sega, 
and  wondering  where  all  of  the  fun  at  ZooMass  has 
gone. 

Maybe  if  I  slopped  worrying  about  not  having  fun  and 
started  to  enjoy  myself,  I'd  realize  that  the  good  times  are 
there  —  we  just  have  lo  find  them,  whether  it  is  alone  or 
with  others  following  by  example. 
Arthur  Siapleton  fr.  is  a  Collegian  iviumnisi. 


Facing  the  ignorant  hemp  ban 


Imagine  a  natural  resource  that 
can  be  grown  as  a  crop  in  the 
United  Stales,  that  can  make  fab- 
ric, tcMt  disease,  serve      

as  foa(1..4ind  fuel,  and 
even  be  converted  into 
an  environmentally 
sound  plastic. You  don't 
have  to  imagine:  it 
exists.  It  is  called  hemp. 

Cannabis  saliva  (liter- 
ally, "useful  hemp")  is  the 
most  durable  hemp  plant. 
This  cannabis'  pulp  can 
make  paper  without  the 
chemicals  needed  to 
make  wood-pulp  paper. 
And  with  less  than  4  percent  of  our 
old-growth  forests  remaining,  it  is 
reassuring  to  know  thai  hemp  grows 
back  faster  than  trees. 

Hemp  can  be  burned  as  fuel,  or 
converted  into  charcoal,  methanol, 
methane  and  even  gasoline.  Burning 
hemp  does  not  lend  to  the  green- 
house effect-  Other  fuels  do. 

Hemp  fiber  makes  a  strong  cloth 
—  so  strong  that  the  first  Levi's  blue 
jeans  were  hemp. 

It  requires  little  fertilizer,  and 
repels  jx'sts  on  its  own,  without  pes- 
ticides. Cotton,  on  the  other  hand.  •& 
responsible  for  about  50  percent  of 
all  U.S.  pesticide  use.  And  hemp's 
deep  roots  are  good  for  the  soil. 

Hemp  seeds  make  a  high-protein 
gruel  that  is  similar  to  oatmeal.  Il 
won't  get  you  high,  but  it  will  digest 
easily: 

Hemp  proteins  arc  closer  to  natur- 
al human  blood  proteins  than  are 
most.  Hemp  can  be  processed  into 
plastics,  and  into  flexible  construc- 
tion materials. 


Tobacco  has  killed 
millions.  Tobacco  com- 
panies must  addict 
three  million  minors 
each  year  just  to  break 
e\>en. 


Peter  J.  Orvetti 


Cannabis  is  medicinal  as  well.  It  is 
cheaper,  safer  and  more  effective 
than  many  current  prescription  med- 
___^^_^_^_^__^      icaiions. 

Hemp 
can  be  used 
lo  treat  mul- 
tiple sclero- 
sis, cancer, 
glaucoma, 
depression, 
epilepsy, 
migraine, 
asthma  and 
another 
major  ill- 
ness: 

"I  have  AIDS.  Marijuana  is  helping 
me.  Why  do  I  have  lo  go  to  the  street 
and  risk  my  safety  for  a  medicine  that 
is  improving  my  quality  of  life?" 

"I'm  using  marijuana  lo  keep  my 
weight  and  stop  nausea.  I  want  lo 
live.  I  love  my  children." 

Both  stalcmenis  are  from  people 
with  AIDS,  who  are  being  denied  a 
useful  treatment.  Another  AIDS 
patient  asked,  "Why  won't  they 
believe  us?" 

Strangely  enough,  everything  I've 
said  that  hemp  can  do  is  technically 
legal  in  the  United  States,  except  Ihc 
most  important:  medicinal  use.  This 
is  because  hemp  is  legal,  only  mari- 
juana is  illegal. 

"Marijuana"  is  a  Mexican  slang 
term  for  the  medicinal  and  recre- 
ational drug  that  comes  from  the 
hemp  plant. 

The  term  was  co-opted  by 
American  anti-drug  forces  back  in 
the  days  of  "Reefer  Madness."  Il 
refers  only  to  the  Howers.  buds  and 
leaves  of  the  cannabis  plant.  Hemp  is 


perfectly  legal  in  the  United  States, 
but  you  cannot  grow  hemp  without 
automatically  coming  into  possession 
of  marijuana. 

The  reasons  why  big  business  — 
plastics,  oil,  pharmaceuticals  — 
would  want  hemp  out  of  the  way  are 
obvious.  Marijuana  provided  the 
excuse. 

By  corporate  decree  and  several 
accidents  of  history,  marijuana  was 
criminalized.  By  virtue  of  that  crimi- 
nalization, hemp  was  essentially 
banned  in  the  United  Slates. 

Today  the  hemp  movement  is 
growing  in  strength.  With  two  far 
more  dangerous  drugs,  alcohol  and 
tobacco,  legal  and  thriving  —  the  lat- 
ter with  heavy  government  spon.sor- 
ship  —  hemp's  time  has  come. 
Marijuana's  time,  too. 

Tobacco  has  killed  millions. 
Tobacco  companies  must  addict 
three  million  minors  each  year  jusi  to 
break  even. 

Marijuana,  with  medicinal  and  psy- 
chological uses,  as  well  as  potential 
therapeutic  use  in  assisting  crack 
addicts  lo  come  clean,  has  never 
killed  anyone. 

But  Uke  general  drug  decriminal- 
ization, the  hemp  movement  has 
strong  opposition  from  Washington, 
Wall  Street  and  the  crime  world. 

National  hemp  advocates,  like 
those  who  will  demonstrate  down  the 
road  at  Hampshire  College  on 
Saturday,  are  written  off  as  poiheads 
in  the  corpiiraie-owncd  media. 

Hemp  remains  banned  because  of 
ignorance.  Where  did  this  ignorance 
come  from? 

Peter  Orvetti  is  a  Collegian  colum- 
nist. 


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Opinion/Editorial 


Appreciating  the  wisdom  of  elders 


Chris  Taylor 
Conner 


I  was  lucky  to  have  Coach  Hines 
and  Pops. 
From  5th  through  12th  grade, 
my  middle  school  history  teacher, 
Mr.  Hines.  was  my  track  coach.  This, 
of  course,  meant  that  any  academic 
slip  of  mine  or  my  teammates  would, 
without  fail,  fall  upon 
his  ears. 

And  these  were  by  no 
means  deaf  ears. 

In  the  small  private 
boys'  school  from  which 
1  graduated,  the  collective  GPA's  of 
the  sports  teams  were  kept  on  record. 
Coaches  and  student-athletes  alike 
took  pride  in  their  achievements  both 
on  and  off  the  field:  Coach  Hines  and 
my  fellow  runners  were  no  exception. 

The  track  team  would  always  seem 
to  place  just  behind  crew,  a  source  of 
irritation  each  year.  We  weren't 
annoyed  because  we  were  a  bunch  of 
geeks,  but  because  we  couldn't  stand 
to  lose  at  any  game:  we  were  that 
competitive. 

I  credit  Coach  Hines  for  keeping 
much  of  that  spllit  alive. 

For  Black  athletes  al  the  school 


Alum  disgusted 
with  hoop  program 

To  the  editor: 

The  administration's  decision  to 
allow  four  UMass  basketball  players 
to  remain  in  school  disgusts  me.  As  a 
former  student  who  has  followed  the 
UMass  basketball  program  since 
1989.  I  attended  just  about  every 
home  game,  some  away  games,  and 
spent  many  nights  watching  them  on 
TV.  When  UMass  won.  I  would  jump 
for  joy  and  feel  so  proud  that  this  was 
my  school  team.  The  tremendous 
improvement  |ohn  Calipari  has  made 
since  his  induction  impressed  me. 
Until  now. 

Although  their  cums  fell  below  2.0, 
I  personally  know  two  people  who 
received  higher  GPAs  for  two  con- 
current semesters  than  those  involved 
on  the  basketball  team.  They  were 
academically  dismissed.  You  may 
argue  all  you  want  how  the  basketball 
players  generate  revenue  for  the 
University.  However,  my  acquain- 
tances generated  revenue  for  the 
University  and  did  not  need  a  schol- 
arship. At  a  time  when  UMass  has 
relaxed  its  admission  requirements, 
this  is  not  the  time  to  allow  basket- 
ball players  who  cannot  pass  physical 
education  101  to  remain  in  school. 
Other,  less  fortunate  intellects  could 
benefit  from  their  scholarships  and  il 
defaces  the  value  of  everyone's  diplo- 
ma. 

|ohn  Rosala 
Salem,  New  Hampshire 

Student  supports 
Roosevelt 

To  the  editor: 

In  April  of  1992,  while  covering  an 
event  for  the  Collegian.  I  had  the 
pleasure  of  meeting  Mark  Roosevelt, 


(the  few,  the  proud),  there  was  one 
special  person  who  kept  us  in  check, 
stayed  on  our  backs  continually,  gave 
us  the  extra  push.  He  had  been  a 
teacher  and  coach  in  the  Philadelphia 
public  school  system,  and,  upon 
retirement,  came  to  teach  lower  and 
middle  school  P.E.: 
he  also  was  an  assis- 
tant coach  for  sever- 
al teams,  one  of 
those  being  track. 
We  called  him 
"Pops." 

And  we  were  afraid. 
Pops  was  the  type  of  guy  who 
would  know  your  lest  grade  before 
you  put  the  pen  down. 

He  would  look  you  in  the  eye  and 
make  you  tremble  knowing  that  you 
hadn't  done  your  homework. 

He  would  sneak  up  on  you  at  will, 
wring  your  ear  like  a  sopping  wet 
dishrag.  and  make  you  promise  to 
shut  up  in  class. 

He  always  knew  something.  About 
every  brother. 

And  we  were  afraid. 

Pops  was  a  positive  Black  role 


Letters  to  the  Editor 


now  the  democratic  candidate  for 
governor.  Recently.  I've  heard  many 
people  say  that  they  don't  know 
much  about  the  governor's  race. 
except  for  the  $1  million  in  negative 
ads  that  Bill  Weld  has  been  running 
about  Roosevelt. 

Roosevelt  is  the  only  slate-wide 
candidate  to  come  to  UMass.  He 
came  here  because  we  are  part  of  his 
conviction  that  success  boils  down 
to  two  things:  education  and  jobs. 
Last  year,  when  UMass  asked  the 
slate  for  a  $21  million  increase. 
Weld  offered  $4  million  for  the 
entire  five  campus  system.  This  was 
really  a  cut  since  il  was  less  than  the 
rale  of  inflation.  Weld  told  us  that 
he  wants  to  make  UMass  into 
"Harvard  with  a  subsidy"  (God.  I 
hope  not!).  Roosevelt  was  one  of  the 
stale  reps  who  supported  the 
increase  that  we  eventually  got,  $15 
million  ($7  million  of  which  came  lo 
the  Amherst  campus  to  provide  the 
refunds  we've  been  getting). 

Roosevelt  knows  that  tuition  and 
fees,  like  taxes,  are  high  enough. 

On  Nov.  8,  I'm  saying  no  to  the 
status  quo.  Because  we  can  do  better, 
I'm  voting  for  Mark  Roosevelt.  He 
cares. 

Steven  Cohen 
Picrponi 

Arts  Council 
thanks  reporters 

To  the  editor: 

Last  Wednesday  at  8:36  a.m.,  dur- 
ing rush  hour  in  Tel-  Aviv,  on  a 
street  lined  with  Tower  Records, 
McDonald's,  Pizza  Hut  and  Ben  & 
Icrry's.  a  bomb  went  off  on  a  bus 
killing  21  people  and  injuring  48  oth- 
ers. 18  people  still  remained  hospital- 
ized. Hamas  look  responsibility  for 
this  act  of  terrorism. 

Hamas  is  an  independent  group 
based  in  the  Gaza  Strip  with  around 
20  percent  of  the  Palestinian  sup- 
port. They  have  said  that  they  are 
unalterably  opposed  to  the  existence 
of  the  lewish  stale,  and  its  aim  is  to 
replace  Israel  with  a  strict  Islamic 
state.  They  also  staled  "by  command 
of  the  Prophet,  Muslims  must  fight 
the  lews  and  kill  them  wherever  they 
are." 

Two  weeks  ago  they  look  hostage 
an  Israeli  soldier,  19  year  old 
Nachmon  Waxman,  who  also  carried 
American  citizenship,  and  held  a  gun 
to  his  head  on  worldwide  television, 
saying  they  would  kill  him  if  200 
Hamas  terrorists  were  not  released. 
When  Israel  attempted  to  save 
Nachmon,  three  members  of  Hamas 
were  killed.  Nachmon  also  died. 

What  is  going  on  here?  What  is 
Hamas  trying  to  accomplish?  Israel  is 


model  in  a  predominantly  White  col- 
lege prep  school.  We  weren't  really 
afraid  of  him,  we  were  afraid  to  dis- 
appoint him.  Everyone  I  knew  (not  a 
great  deal  of  people  in  an  upper 
school  of  about  160  students) 
respected  him,  especially  the  small 
group  of  Black  student-athletes.  By 
making  us  constantly  peer  over  our 
shoulders,  he  reciprocated  that 
respect  in  his  own  inimitable  style. 

'The  intimidation  style,  that  is. 

As  I  enter  my  first  year  as  a  Black 
student-athlete  at  UMass.  I  can't  help 
but  to  wonder  if  there  will  be  another 
Coach  Hines  or  Pops.  We're  all  sup- 
posed to  be  big  boys  and  girls  now, 
but  once  again  I  find  myself  as  one  of 
the  few,  the  proud  —  in  a  substan- 
tially bigger  place. 

Looking  to  the  men's  basketball 
team  and  their  academic  predica- 
ment, I  wonder  if  they  have  that  base 
of  support  or  if  some  players  have 
ever  had  it. 

I  was  lucky  to  have  Coach  Hines 
and  Pops. 

Chris  Taylor  Conner  is  a  Collegian 
staff  member. 


criticized  over  and  over  again  for 
"disregarding  human  rights."  One  of 
the  main  issues  supF>orting  this  is  the 
Hebron  Massacre,  which  took  place 
March  25,  1994.  Here  one  crazed 
Israeli  settler  fatally  shot  29 
Palestinians.  This,  however,  was  the 
act  of  a  lone  man  who  had  NO  affilia- 
tion or  group  backing  him  up. 
Almost  every  lewish  group  from  the 
Israeli  government  to  the  Hillel  on 
the  UMass  campus  has  condemned 
that  tragedy.  So  why  is  everyone  so 
silent  here  now?  Why  was  almost 
nothing  mentioned  in  any  campus 
newspaper  and  why  have  barely  no 
campus  voices  been  spoken  against 
the  people  who  murdered  and  criti- 
cally injured  innocent  people  last 
Wednesday. 

We  think  that  the  Hamas  military 
wing,  Izzedine  al-  Qazzam  Brigadeis, 
is  a  violent  terrorist  organization 
opposed  to  any  reconciliation  with 
the  lewish  State,  and  will  not  think 
twice  about  killing  a  |ew  to  achieve 
their  goals  of  wrecking  the  current 
Middle  East  peace  process.  All  this 
bloodshed  is  getting  us  and  them 
nowhere  and  il  must  stop  NOW 

Lynnc  Wolfson 

Marc  Assa 

Co-Chairs  of  the  UMass  Student 

Alliance  For  Israel 

(The  above  vieu's  are  the  opinions 
expressed  by  the  writers  and  not  any 
one  organization.  I 

We  would  like  to  thank  the 
Collegian  and  reporters  Tara 
Connelly  and  Heather  Redfcm  for  the 
great  coverage  and  journalistic  elo- 
quence regarding  our  MAZE 
ariEveniive  and  "A  Look  Inside  the 
Arts  Council."  lOcl.  20| 

We  need  to  further  clarify:  howev- 
er, the  direct  connection  between  the 
Arts  Council  and  the  Fine  Arts 
Center. 

The  UMass  Arts  Council  has 
always  been  and  remains  a  depart- 
ment of  the  Fine  Arts  Center  though 
we  are  not  physically  located  in  the 
Fine  Arts  Center  building.  We  are  but 
one  of  the  many  outreach  divisions  of 
the  Fine  Arts  Center  that  exemplifies 
its  scope  and  breadth  of  effectiveness 
across  campus. 

The  Arts  Council  derives  its  sup- 
port from  a  portion  of  the  Fine  Arts 
Center's  student  an  fee  which,  in 
turn,  is  distributed  back  to  the  stu- 
dents through  grants,  arts  informa- 
tion services,  and  public  art  programs 
that  promote  awareness  to  the  diver- 
sity and  univenality  of  the  arts  at  the 
University.  We  align  our  mission 
goals  to  complement  and  coincide 
with  the  other  departments  embraced 
by  the  Fine  Arts  Center 

Marlenc  Housncr 

Arts  Council  Program 

Coordinator 


Arts  &  Living 


Anatomy  of  a  local  band:  Trying  to  make  it  big  in  the  Valley 


By  Matt  Audette 

Collegion  Stuff 


Editor's  Note:  This  is  the  first  in  a 
two-part  series  focusing  on  the  local 
band  scene. 

Before  the  multi-platinum  records, 
before  the  huge  coast-  to-coast  arena 
tours  and  way  before  the  greatest  hits 
reissues,  every  musical  hopeful  across 
the  land  proudly  (and  sometimes  tire- 
somely)  liolds  the  moniker  of  "a  local 
band." 

As  with  most  areas  that  play  home 
lo  a  large  mass  of  college  students 
(i.e.  Chapel  Hill.  N.C:  Athens,  Ga.), 
the  Valley  is  a  virtual  breeding  ground 
for  local  talent  ranging  from  a  variety 
of  sounds,  styles  and  attitudes. 

Always  working  hard,  and  unfortu- 
nately often  unappreciated,  many  of 
these  bands  perform  an  amazing  jug- 
gling act  between  being  a  student, 
working  a  day  job  and  trying  to  play 
shows  and  record  songs.  Hey,  even 
Eddie  Vedder  was  a  security  guard 
once. 

After  "grunge"  became  a  house- 
hold word  and  Seattle  became  a 
holdover  for  long-haired  guys  wilh 
guitars  and  lousy  childhoods,  many 
critics  were  crawling  all  over  each 
other  desperately  looking  for  "the 
next  big  scene."  It  was  soon  after 
Billboard  magazine  (the  bible  of  all 
that  is  music)  ran  a  somewhat  flatter- 
ing article  on  the  area,  calling  it  the 
next  musical  hotbed. 

While  the  article  did  indeed  man- 
age to  stir  up  a  bit  of  excitement  as 
well  as  raise  some  hopes,  nothing 
ever  really  seemed  to  pan  out.  So 
why  not?  The  area  has  all  the  mak- 
ings of  a  huge  music  scene:  bars, 
clubs,  plenty  of  bands,  a  huge  num- 
ber of  college  kids  just  waiting  to  be 
an  audience  .  .  .  and  a  budding 
record  label  lo  boot. 

Wilh  all  these  elements  adding  up, 
things  may  change  relatively  quickly. 
Already  the  area  seems  to  be  coming 
into  its  own,  due  less  in  part  from  the 
hype  (which  has  already  pretty  much 
died)  than  to  just  old  fashioned  hard 


work  and  talent.  Amherst  and 
Northampton  may  not  have  the  large 
pool  of  resources  (more  bands,  more 
clubs  etc.)  as  some  of  the  bigger 
cities  which  crank  out  "the  next  big 
thing"  like  a  machine,  but  the  relative 
smallness  of  the  area  may  actually 
work  in  the  scene's  favor. 

"We  are  noi  a  city,  we  are  a  small- 
er town  where  you  can  support  a  bet- 
ter scene,"  said  Mai  Thursday,  pro- 
prietor of  The  Bay  State  Cabaret  in 
Northampton  and  the  founder  of 
Chunk  Records,  the  area's  first  estab- 
lished record  label. 

Thursday  has  been  a  leading  force 
in  trying  to  gel  Northampton  on  the 
map.  His  label,  which  is  being  dis- 
tributed across  the  country,  has  been 
giving  wider  exposure  to  the  many  of 
the  area  bands,  helping  them  get 
their  fool  in  the  door. 

Originally  started  in  order  to  put 
out  Thursday's  own  material  and 
other  obscure  stuff,  the  label  found  a 
larger  home  in  1992  when  Thursday 
got  the  idea  to  start  putting  out 
records  for  local  artists. 

"I  was  beginning  to  see  a  lack  of 
labels  in  the  area.  I  thought  it  would 
be  a  good  idea  to  start  my  own.  I  sold 
out  of  my  first  single,"  Thursday  said. 

After  putting  out  a  few  more  sin- 
gles, Thursday  compiled  the  Hotel 
Massachusetts  compilation,  a  (some- 
what) definitive  representation  of  the 
Valley  scene.  From  the  spiraling  pop 
of  Tizzy  to  the  lumbering  rock  of  Zeke 
Fiddler,  it  was  clear  that  the  area  had 
quite  a  range  of  sounds  and  talent. 

"The  area  has  a  great  scene  thanks 
to  the  Bay  State,"  said  Stephen 
Desaulniers,  bassist  for  The  Scud 
Mountain  Boys.  "More  bands  have 
been  starting  up,  and  the  scene  has 
been  small  but  supportive." 

Starting  out  as  an  electric-based 
band  under  the  moniker  The  Scuds, 
the  band  eventually  felt  as  though 
they  were  burnt  out.  Changing  their 
name  to  The  Scud  Mountain  Boys, 
the  band  parred  down  to  a 
three-piec  ;  and  headed  in  a  more 
country-isl  direction. 


"We  like  to  describe  ourselves  as 
suicidally  slow  country-  pop," 
Desaulniers  said.  "I  really  can't  think 
of  another  band  that  sounds  like  us.' 

The  band  has  already  released  a 
tape  entitled  Pine  Box  (which  was 
recorded  in  their  kitchen),  and  have 
plans  to  release  an  album  on  Chunk 
Records  entitled  Dance  The  Night 
Away,  in  the  neai  future. 

Wiiile  it  is  somewhat  cost-consum- 
ing for  local  bands  to  record  and  put 
out  their  own  material.  The  Scud 
Mountain  Boys  are  not  alone.  Many 
of  the  area  bands  are  finding  out  that 
the  "Do  It  Yourseir  ethic  may  be  the 
only  way  to  get  their  songs  out  to  the 
public. 

"We're  recording  next  weekend  for 
Chunk  Records,"  said  |en  Gallahom, 
lead  singer  for  local  pop  band  Tizzy. 
While  most  bands  either  already 
have,  or  are  currently  in  the  process 


Tizzy  is  just  one  of  the  local  bands 
of  doing  their  own  recording.  Tizzy 
may  have  already  taken  the  next  logi- 
cal step  on  the  music-biz  ladder. 
They  have  already  recorded  with 
Dave  Auchenbach  of  Small  Factory 
(who  have  their  major  label  debut 
coming  out  soon  on  Vernon  Yard 
Records),  and  have  a  song  slated  for 
the  upcoming  SpinArt  Records 
Compilation.  And  while  the  band 
hasn't  been  around  for  that  long,  they 
have  already  become  a  staple  on  the 
Northampton  scene. 

"I  think  the  area  has  been  really 
supportive,"  Gallahom  said.  "But  the 
problem  is  that  there  isn't  a  lot  of 
places  to  play.  There  has  to  be  more 
clubs." 

And  while  there  is  already  a  hand- 
ful of  places  for  unestablished  acts  to 
play  such  as  the  aforementioned  Bay 
State  Cabaret  ("Mai  has  done  incredi- 
ble things  for  the  local  scene."  mused 


trying  to  niake  it  in  the  Valley. 
Gallahom)  and  The  Northampton 
Brewery,  there  is  indeed  a  growing 
sentiment  among  bands  that  there  is 
a  definite  lack  of  venues.  This  com- 
bined with  the  obvious  desire  for 
more  exposure,  is  sending  many 
bands  looking  for  a  greater  radius  in 
which  to  play. 

"If  you  play  more  than  once  a 
month  around  here  it  becomes 
overkill  anyway."  said  Ray  Neades. 
guitarist  and  lead  singer  for  the  band 
Miss  Reed. 

Neades  and  his  bandmates  have 
already  traveled  to,  and  played  .shows 
in  such  places  as  New  York,  Boston 
and  Cape  Cod.  Having  to  change  their 
name  from  L-Dopa  (some  other  band 
all  ready  had  dibs).  Miss  Reed  have 
existed  in  their  currant  incarnation 
for  about  a  year  playing  their  exuber- 
ant brand  of  power  pop.  Though  he 
does  feel  the  need  to  play  out  of  the 


cou«TisY  Tl^« 


area  more,  Neades  said  the  scene  in 
the  Valley  is  an  excellent  one. 

"When  the  Loud  Music  Festival 
came  through  I  thought  that  the  local 
bands  definitely  stood  up  against  the 
bigger  bands  that  came  to  play," 
Neades  said.  "I  feel  we  have  a  good, 
supportive  scene." 

With  all  these  aspects  of  the  Valley 
music  scene  intact,  it  seems  as  if  il 
won't  be  long  before  the  area  gets  the 
recognition  that  it  deserves.  Chunk 
Records  has  already  put  out  singles  in 
wide  release  and  the  label's  Silver 
lews/New  Radiant  Storm  King  single 
is  selling  quite  well  —  giving  the 
label,  as  well  as  the  area  just  the  kind 
of  national  attention  il  needs. 

Tomorrow,  I'll  take  a  look  al  vari- 
ous bands,  from  newer  acts  to  area 
mainstays,  as  well  as  spotlighting 
bands  who  take  a  different  route  to 
success. 


Whodunit?  Who  cares  in  humorless  Radioland  Murders 


By  Daniel  Pellegrini 

Collagion  Staff 


RAaOUkNOmMDERS 

Directed  by  Mel  Smith 

Wilh  Mary  Stuart  Masterson,  Brian  Benban 

Michael  Lamer  &  Ned  Beolty 

A  long  time  ago  in  a  galaxy  far,  far  away  the  term 
"Lucasfilm"  stood  for  cinematic  greatness.  Il  meant  that 
you  were  about  to  be  absorbed  by  the  nostalgic  innocence 
of  your  most  fantastical  childhood  memories.  The  big 
ones.  Star  Wars.  Raiders  of  The  Lost  Ark  and  all  of  their 
spawnings  were  all  derived  from  the  psyche  of  one  man's 
longing  for  the  simple  joy  of  being  young.  That  man  is 
George  Lucas.  A  man  with  the  scope  and  power  to  shape 
millions  of  childhoods  with  a  film  like  Star  Wars. 

The  Lucas  machine,  however,  is  sadly  slowing  down. 

Radioland  Murders  is  the  most  recent  "Lucasfilm" 
production  to  hit  the  big  screen.  Packed  in  by  a  cast  pri- 
marily of  ex-television  stars,  Radioland  is  a  moderately 
cute  little  nighi-in-the-life  excerpt  of  station  WBN,  a  rel- 
atively new  division  of  the  irlalivcly  new  medium. 

The  show  is  being  broadcast  in  front  of  a  live  studio 
audience,  and  it's  nothing  but  chaos  and  mayhem  behind 
the  scenes  as  station  manager  Penny  (Mary  Stuart 
Masterson)  and  her  terminally  neurotic  husband  and  head 
scriptwriter  Roger  (Brian  Benben)  try  lo  keep  their  goof- 
ball  cast  in  order. 

Adding  to  the  studio's  normal  plethora  of  problems  like 


messing  up  cues  and  pumping  out  last  minute  scripts  is 
this  alien,  Satan-like  voice  that  randomly  seizes  control  of 
the  airwaves  and  sends  these  weird,  enigmatic  messages 
throughout  the  entire  auditorium.  At  first  no  one  seems  to 
give  a  damn,  but  when  the  WBN  band's  trumpet  player,  a 
big  moon-faced  drunk  called  "Ruffles'  drops  dead  in  the 
middle  of  a  number  and  things  get  a  tad  more  drastic. 

It  takes  a  couple  more  deaths  before  the  police  arrive, 
headed  by  Michael  Lemer  as  the  cigar-puffing  detective. 
For  some  reason  or  another  they  make  Roger  (Benben)  a 
prime  suspect,  and  for  the  rest  of  the  film  Roger  frantical- 
ly Sherlocks  through  the  studio  and  cast  in  order  to  clear 
his  name  and  find  the  source  of  the  unknown  "voice"  that 
is  foretelling  the  murders. 

It's  this  regulated  story,  which  looks  as  if  the  maken  of 
the  board  game  Clue,  were  somehow  involved  with  the 
project,  that  keeps  the  movie  from  taking  off.  It's  like 
watching  an  off-beat  one-dimensional  theatrical  farce 
that  relies  on  its  wide  range  of  cast  members  to  keep  it 
afloat.  (The  most  absurd  of  the  cast  is  a  cameo  by  the  one 
and  only  |oey  Lawrence,  as  teen  heartthrob  singer,  who 
looks  like  one  of  the  Everly  Brothers  under  a  severe  case 
of  'Saved  By  The  Bell'-itis.) 

Radioland  isn't  necessarily  a  bad  movie  —  it's  just  not 
Lucas  enough.  It's  brought  to  you  by  the  same  producer- 
writer  team  that  made  Indiana  Jones  and  the  Temple  of 
Doom,  and  the  result  comes  off  like  a  prolonged  version 
of  Doom's  opening  scene  —  only  to  a  lesser  effect.  The 
action  is  keystone,  the  dialogue  is  tongue  in  cheek,  and 
everything  is  intercut  with  the  big  band  that  plays  on  and 


Radioland  might  have  been  an  entertainer,  but  the 
movie's  sense  of  humor  kills  it.  The  jokes,  for  lack  of  a 
more  elaborate  expression,  are  not  funny.  The  comedy 
gets  repetitive  early  on,  most  of  it  coming  from  Benben 
who  drearily  keeps  on  getting  smacked  in  the  face  with 
swinging  doors.  It's  like  a  failed  attempt  at  slapstick  and 
although  it  may  seem  like  that  kind  of  old-fashioned 
humor  would  be  compatible  with  an  old-fashioned  type 
film,  it  just  doesn't  cut  it. 

That  is  being  a  little  too  rash,  though.  Radioland 
Murders  does  supply  a  decent  amount  of  charming  quirki- 
ncss  that  deserves  to  be  accounted  for.  It's  probably 
intended  for  the  elementary  level,  if  you  do  choose  to  sec 
it  take  notice  of  the  nifty  colorful  set  pieces  and  the 
nitrous  oxide  scene  —  which  is  good  for  a  few  laughs  (no 
pun  intended). 

As  for  Lucas,  let's  hope  he  returns  to  home  ba.sc  soon 
to  crank  out  those  other  three  Star  Wars  movies  that 
we've  been  waiting  so  long  for.  May  the  force  be  with  you 
George,  always.  C- 


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Multicultural  Affairs 


THE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Women  of  color  targeted  for  sterilization 


Accurdinj;  lo  llu-  l'^'^)  United 
Nations  Devclopnunl  Program 
reports,  the  world's  population  is 
ostiniiilcd  lo  be  i.b  billion  and  by  the 
21st  ccnturs.  may  double  or  even 
triple. 

"The  United  States  and  Russia  are 
the  most  powerful  countries  in  the 
world,  but  only  one  eighth  of  the 
world's  population.  African  people 
are  also  one  eighth  of  the  world's 
population  of  thai,  one  fourth  is 
Nigerian.  One  half  of  the  world's 
population  is  Asian,  one  half  of  that 
is  Chinese.  There  are  22  nations  in 
the  Middle  East.  „    ,6«^  , 

Most  people  in  tB*fe<«>"^' 
the  world  are 
yellow,  brown, 
black.  poor 
female, 
non-Christian  * 

and  do  not  speak  English.  By  the  year 
2000,  the  20  largest  cities  in  the 
world  will  have  one  thing  in  common 
—  none  of  them  will  be  in  Europe, 
none  in  the  United  States."  (Audre 
Lorde.  May  29.  1989.  commence- 
ment address  at  Oberlin  College). 

The  majority  of  the  women  of  the 
world  are  poor  and  working  class,  liv- 
ing in  the  lesser  developed  nations. 
Two-  thirds  of  the  illiterate  pxjpula- 
tion  of  the  world  are  women. 
One-fifth  of  the  world  is  chronically 
undernourished.  Forty  thousand  chil- 
dren die  every  day  in  the  Third  World 
from  preventable  causes,  such  as 
unsafe  water,  lack  of  sanitation  and 
lack  of  food  (1995  UNDP  report). 

In  September  1994.  the  United 
Nations  sponsored  the  International 
Conference  on  Population  and 
Development  in  Cairo,  Egypt.  The 
conference  planners  referred  to  the 
Malthusian  thesis  blaming  the  poor  of 
the  world  for  poverty,  underdevelop- 
ment and  the  degradation  of  the  envi- 
ronment. 
Thomas  Malthus.  in  1798.  had 


By  Shyamala  Ivalury       "'*™ 
and  Saridra  Rose 


theorized  that  an  unchecked  popula- 
tion growth  would  geometrically 
outface  the  world's  food  production. 
Malthus'  20th  century  successors  arc 
reviving  the  same  ideas.  They  claim 
that  there  is  not  enough  food  to  eat 
to  feed  the  growing  nuinbers  of  peo- 
ple. This  is  despite  the  fact  that  tech- 
nological advances  in  the  agricultur- 
al industry  have  resulted  in  the  sur- 
plus in  food  production,  particularly 
in  the  West.  An  example  is  pour 
women  in  India  who  consume  on 
average  less  than  900  calories  a  day 
(1995  UNDP  report).  The  caloric 
consumption  of 
m  i  d  d  I  e  /  u  p  p  e  r 
class  women  in 
the  United 

Stales  is  two  lo 
three  times 
greater. 
U.N.  conference  organizers  are  ral- 
lying behind  the  notion  of  curbing 
population  growth  by  forcible  imple- 
mentation of  birth  control  procedures 
on  the  poor  women  of  the  world. 

Overpopulation  vs.  overconsumption 

The  preamble  of  the  1994  Cairo 
Conference  announced  that  the  lead- 
ers of  the  world  are  in  "general 
agreement"  thai  environmental 
degradation  is  related  lo  population 
growth.  Malthus  and  his  successors 
have  not  to  lake  into  account  the  fact 
that  increased  industrial  develop- 
ment has  lead  lo  a  leveling  of  popula- 
tion, in  the  United  States  and 
Europe. 

Govcrnmenis  in  the  Third  World 
(also  called  the  South)  have  reiterat- 
ed, since  the  first  population  cci.ifer- 
ence  in  1974.  that  industrial  develop- 
ment and  the  subsequent  increase 
standard  of  living  is  the  best  form  of 
contraception. 

In  response,  conference  planners 
and  other  U.N.  agencies  and 
non-governmental  organizations 


iNGUsI  claim  that  the  industrializa- 
tion of  the  South  would  lead  severe 
environmental  crisis. 

One  must  note  that  it  is  the  under- 
populated North  (term  for  western 
industrialized  nations  and  japan)  who 
is  greatly  responsible  for  the  degrada- 
tion of  the  environment.  Exxon 
Valdez.  5- mile  island,  nuclear  testing 
in  Micronesia,  Chernobyl,  the  Gulf 
War  and  the  subsequent  burning  of 
the  oil  fields,  can  all  be  tied  to  United 
States,  its  agencies  and  its  allies. 

Furthermore,  the  population  of 
the  United  States  consumes  25  per- 
cent of  the  global  energy  thereby, 
releasing  excess  carbon  dioxide  in 
the  air  which  causes  the  greenhouse 
effect  and  acid  rain  (1995  UNDP 
ref>orl). 

Commodity  fetishism  (overvalue  of 
goods),  over-  consumption  and  need- 
less waste  in  the  industrialized  North 
are  responsible  for  emitting  vast 
amounts  of  chloro-fluro  carbons 
(CFCs)  in  the  atmosphere,  destroying 
the  ozone  layer,  deforestation  of  the 
world,  soil  erosion,  pollution  of  the 
seas,  extinction  of  various  species  of 
animals,  and  the  overall  disruption  of 
the  ecological  cycle. 

The  populations  of  the  South  are 
largely  rural  or  urban  poor  who  are 
struggling  to  provide  food  and  ade- 
quate shelter  for  their  families. 
Unequal  trade  and  power  relations 
between  the  North  and  the  South 
results  in  the  exploitation  of  the  nat- 
ural resources  of  the  South  for  the 
over-  consumption  of  the  industrial- 
ized North. 

Women's  groups  in  the  South  have 
reiterated  that  the  implied  correlation 
between  population  growth,  poverty 
and  environmental  degradation  is 
unfounded.  Case  studies  of  both 
Brazil  and  Russia  prove  their  p>oint. 
Brazil  has  managed  to  reduce  its  fer- 
tility rates,  due  to  the  pressures  of 
U.S.  donor  agencies  in  the  1980s,  by 
implementing  family  planning  pro- 
grams. However,  poverty,  high  unem- 
ployment and  inflation  remains 
unchanged. 

Russia,  on  the  other  hand,  is  an 
example  of  an  underpopulated  nation 
that  has  had  a  number  of  environ- 
mental problems  and  disasters. 
(Information  provided  by  Geeta  Sen, 
Harvard  University  Center  for 
Population  Studies.) 

Women's  health 

and  population  control 

A  controversial  aspect  of  this  pop- 
ulation control  program  is  the 
forcible  sterilization  of  poor  women 
in  the  Third  World.  Such  programs 
were  first  implemented  on  poor 
women  and  women  of  color  in  the 
United  States.  The  programs  were  so 
"successful"  that  by  1982  an  estimat- 
ed, 24  percent  of  African  American 
women.  55  percent  of  the  Puerto 
Rican  women  and  42  percent  of 
Native  American  women  were  steril- 


ized. Contraception  was  legalized  in 
Puerto  Rico  in  1957,  one  year  before 
it  was  in  the  United  States 
("Exposing  the  Numbers  Game." 
Sonia  Correa;  MS  magazine. 
September-October  1994). 

In  the  late  1950s,  Puerto  Rican 
nationalists  uncovered  what  they 
have  termed  as  the  "genocidal  cam- 
paign" of  sterilization  of  poor  Puerto 
Rican  women.  It  has  been  estimated 
that  by  1989.  40  percent  of  Puerto 
Rican  women  between  the  ages  of 
1 5-49  have  been  sterilized. 

There  has  been  an  effort  lo  link  the 
use  of  Norplant  and  Intra-Uterine 
Devices  (lUDs)  with  Medicare  and 
the  Welfare  System. 

Norplant  is  a  subdermal  patch  con- 
sisting of  six  tubes  that  are  inserted  in 
the  upf>er  arm  of  women.  Its  imple- 
mentation, use,  and  removal  require 
constant  medical  supervision. 
Norplant  can  cause  serious  side 
effects  such  as  diabetes,  liver  disor- 
ders, breast  cancer  and  high  blood 
pressure. 

The  drug  was  originally  tested  on 
women  in  the  Third  World  without 
their  consent  or  knowledge.  In  the 
United  States  alone,  over  500  women 
have  filed  class  action  suits  against 
the  manufacturers  of  Norplant.  {USA 
Today.  luly  15,  1994,  pg.  A 14.) 

In  1991,  David  Duke  supported  a 
bill  requiring  the  use  of  Norplant  by 
welfare  mothers.  It  is  being  widely 
used  in  the  mostly  Latino  populated 
San  Fernando  school  district  and  the 
heavily  African  American  populated 
Baltimore  school  district. 
(Washington  Post.  May  29.  1991.) 

The  planners  of  the  U.N. 
Population  Conference  have  pro- 
posed the  use  of  similar  procedures  in 
most  of  the  Third  World.  Health 
activists  have  complained  that  such 
means  of  contraception  avoids  impor- 
tant issues  surrounding  women's 
health  such  as  HIV/AIDS,  other  sex- 
ually transmitted  diseases(STDs), 
prenatal  care,  immunization  and 
work  related  injuries. 

It  must  be  noted  that  the  transna- 
tional pharmaceutical  companies  arc 
the  monopolistic  suppliers  of  the 
birth  control  devices  and  drugs,  the 
cost  of  which  will  be  carried  primari- 
ly by  the  Third  Worid  nations. 

The  rhetoric  of  "women's  empow- 
erment' and  "sustainable  develop- 
ment" that  is  promoted  by  the  United 
Nations  and  many  of  the  NGOs, 
provides  the  ideological  framework 
for  the  possible  violation  of  the 
human  rights  of  women  and  poor 
people.  Under  the  facade  of  women's 
liberation,  the  aid  agencies  seem  to 
be  working  hand  in  hand  with 
transnational  corporations  and  per- 
petuating the  hysteria  of  the  popula- 
tion "bomb"  while  obfuscating  over- 
consumption  and  greed  of  the  minor- 
ity. 

Shyamala  Ivatury  and  Sandra 
Rose  are  Collegian  correspondents. 


ALANA  Honors  Society 
gives  minorities  a  chance 


By  Heman  Rozemberg 

Collegion  Correspondent 


The  ALANA  Honors  Society  was 
crx^ted  with  the  purpose  of  giving 
recognition  and  respect  to  those 
students  of  color  who  otherwise 
may  have  not  received  this  status. 

The  African  Latin  American 
Asian  Native  American  —  known 
as  ALANA  —  Honors  Society  was 
established  in  UMass  in  1989.  Its 
founder.  Doris  Clemmons.  is  also 
the  current  program  director. 

"The  Honors  Society  strives  to 
encourage  and  provide  the  educa- 
tional stimulus  needed  to  foster 
high  academic  achievement," 
Clemmons  said. 

The  reason  for  the  need  of  pur- 
suing academic  excellence  within 
the  minority  community  is  due  to 
the  fact  that  misconceptions  and 
negative  stereotypes,  that 
American  society  has  produced, 
are  only  maintaining  the  ethnic 
divisions  clearly  defined. 

The  Honors  Society  is  directly 
involved  with  the  University's 
Honors  Program,  and  through  this 
connection,  the  Dean  of  Students 
Office  will  be  coding  ALANA 
Honors  Society  members  as  such 
on  their  individual  transcripts. 

The  requirements  to  become  a 
member  of  the  ALANA  Honor 
Society  are  to  have  completed  50 
credits  of  academic  work  and  have 
at  least  a  5.0  grade  point  average. 
This  semester  there  are  525  mem- 
bers in  the  Society,  and  542  fresh- 
men eligible  for  membership. 
Interested  students  can  be  accept- 


ed as  pre-ALANA  if  one  has  a 
GPA  of  2.5  or  higher. 

Clemmons  affirms  that  the  pro- 
gram remains  strong  within  the 
minority  community  as  an  incen- 
tive for  academic  as  well  as  moral 
support.  The  AHS  is  a  way  of 
"showcasing  our  people,  they  being 
the  leaders  of  tomorrow,"  she  said. 

"We  need  mutual  respect  for 
each  other  |and|  for  different  p)eo- 
ples'  backgrounds,'  Clemmons 
said,  emphasizing  the  importance 
of  the  recognition  of  the  intellec- 
tual capacities  of  peoples  of  color. 

The  ALANA  Honors  Society  is 
not  just  restricted  lo  the  academic 
world.  According  to  Clemmons, 
members  can  also  gel  peer  coun- 
seling on  a  variety  of  non-academ- 
ic issues.  If  necessary,  students 
will  be  assigned  to  other  counsel- 
ing services  for  minority  students 
available  to  them. 

One  of  the  latest  goals  of  the 
organization  is  to  establish  the 
ALANA  Honors  Society 
Scholarship  Fund  as  a  way  of  giv- 
ing minority  students  further 
opportunities  to  stay  in  school 
during  these  steadfast  periods  of 
tuition  increases. 

Clemmons  said,  although  stay- 
ing enrolled  in  the  in  the 
University  is  getting  harder,  the 
administration  should  practice  a 
"retention  of  its  people  of  color" 
even  if  ihis  has  to  "include  finan- 
cial support." 

The  first  meeting  of  the  Society 
will  be  held  at  5:30  pm.  on  Oct. 
31  at  the  Student  Union 
Ballroom. 


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Massachusetts: 

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steps  of  my  colleague  (Thris  Conner, 
editor  of  "Black  Affairs,'  I  invite  the 
student  body  to  read  the  first 
"Multicultural  Affairs"  page  this 
semester. 

Many  of  you  might  be  thinking  that 
it's  a  little  late  for  the  first  page  of 
multicultural  affairs  to  come  out. 
Whether  the  page  is  or  isn't  classified 
as  "Multicultural  Affairs,"  "Black 
Affairs."  "Women's  Affairs." 
"Developing  Nations,"  "GLB  Issues," 
or  "Jewish  Affairs,"  doesn't  mean  that 
the  editors  and  writers  of  those  pages 
are  not  bringing  you  the  news  which 
concern  the  myriad  of  communities 
on  Ihis  campus.  The  actual  "special- 
ty' pages  will  come  out  biweekly,  but 
we  still  cover  multicultural  issues  of 
interest  to  you.  on  a  daily  basis. 

I  realize  the  term  "multicultural' 
has  been  exhausted  in  this  communi- 
ty. Everyone  has  their  own  interpreta- 
tion of  it.  and  some  may  argue  the 
word  has  lost  a  lot  of  its  meaning  and 
significance.  Yet.  being  the  new 
"Multicultural  Affairs"  editor.  I  have 
to  think  about  what  the  term  means 
in  order  to  provide  the  student  reader 
with  a  general  scope  of  what  you  can 
expect  lo  find  in  Ihis  page,  what  it's 


all  about. 

In  my  opinion,  its  all  about  options 
(sounds  better  than  differences).  It 
means  the  freedom  to  believe  in  one 
God,  gods  or  no  God.  It  means  two 
genders — two  perspectives.  It  means 
that  sexuality  comes  in  many  shapes 
and  forms.  It  means  there  is  more 
than  one  way  to  communicate,  actu- 
ally there  are  thousands  (of  lan- 
guages), and  so  on. 

"Multicultural."  in  short,  to  me  is 
mulliraces,  multicolors,  multireli- 
gions,  multiclasses,  multielhnicilies, 
mullilanguageSj  multicustoms  and 
multi-interests  .  . . 

With  this  page  I  would  like  to  give 
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to  educate  the  campus  about  other 
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have  the  freedom  lo  agree  or  disagree 
with  it.  but  at  least  you'll  be  informed. 

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Jeff  Caron  to  transfer 
to  UMass  Dartmouth 
after  this  semester 

After  iesi  than  two  weeks  of  practice,  freshman 
w«lk-on  guard  Jeff  Caron  has  decided  to  transfer 
•nd  not  play  basketball  at  the  Univer»ity  of 
MasaachusetU  at  Amhem. 

A»  the  16th  player  on  the  roster,  (NCAA  only 
•Uows  15  to  ti»vel),  Caron  has  decided  to  transfer 
to  UMass-Dartmoutb  following  this  semester 
according  to  Minuleman  Assistant  Coach  John 
Robic. 

"We  were  surprised,  but  we  wish  him  the  best  of 
hick  there,"  Robic  said. 

The  Minutemen  open  ihcir  season  Nov.  28  at  the 
Tlpoff  Classic  against  defending  champion 
Arkansas. 


-  Matt  Vautour 


NFL 


Tuesday,  Cktot^er  25,  1994  /  Page  7 


continued  from  page  8 

one  lough.  Sleelers  never  score.  Raiders  are 
up-and-down.  Browns  look  great.  Lions  and  Bears  have 
the  same  identity  as  the  past  10  years.  Bucs  are  in  a  class 
with  Bengals.  49ers  are  legit  as  usual,  and  the  Eagles  and 
Cardinals  are  loo  hard  to  figure  out. 

Apologies  go  out  to  any  Ian  of  a  team  that  didn't  make 
Ihis  week's  rolodex.  Nonetheless,  it's  time  lo  move  on  lo  a 
pressing  issue  here  —  the  Tailgaier  of  the  Year  Award. 
With  no  clear  leader  in  the  Heisman  trophy  voting  thus 
far.  and  no  clear  leader  as  the  Player  of  the  Year  in  the 
NFL.  the  award  is  picking  up  some  significance. 

It  seems  my  secretary  opened  up  .some  hale  mail  from  a 
former  Collegian  columnist,  staling  that  if  he  wasn't  con- 
sidered for  the  award,  he  would  have  to  take  appropriate 
measures.  Having  survived  the  depths  of  a  wrestling 
match  in  the  steel  cage  early  in  my  career,  I  have  no  fear 
of  anyone  that  sends  hale  mail. 

But  can  someone  explain  to  me  why  the  return  address 
on  the  envelope  read  Boyden  Building'.'  If  any  more 
"Shots"  arc  sent  my  way,  I  might  have  10  retaliate.  Monr 


on  this  in  the  upcoming  weeks. 

As  of  now,  brother  LXiogie  holds  a  slight  edge  for  the 
award,  but  of  course,  there  is  plenty  of  time  left  in  the  sea- 
son. If  you  heard  the  rumors  that  the  race  is  lightening, 
it's  true.  And  coming  off  an  away  game  and  a  bye  week, 
there  should  be  quite  a  few  motivated  tail-gaiters  in 
Foxboro  this  Sunday  after  the  three-week  hiatus  from  the 
grilL 

Finally.  Bill  Clinton  was  in  my  hometown  last  week  to 
sign  an  education  bill  at  my  old  high  school,  and  rumor 
has  it  he  stopped  by  my  place  to  chat  about  the  Pats. 
Sorry  I  missed  you  prez'. 

My  father  (you  all  know  him  as  Double  R)  supposedly 
oflered  the  prez'  a  seal  lo  Sunday's  game  against  the 
Dolphins,  but  Billy  C  had  to  decline.  This  only  means  one 
thing  —  he  receives  absolutely  no  consideration  for 
Tailgaier  of  the  Year. 

Until  next  time,  here's  lo  a  good  Sunday  of  football, 
and  of  course,  a  good  Sunday  of  tailgaiing. 

Michael  Reiss  is  a  collegian  columnist. 


■  water  polo 

continued  from  page  8 

place  game  againsi  the  University  of  California-San 
Diego. 

In  last  year's  NCAA  tournament,  its  first  appear 
ance  ever  in  this  vaunted  competition,  UMass 
became  the  first  eastern  school  lo  defeat  a  western 
school  in  water  polo  with  a  1 5-  IJ  win  over  UC-San 
Diego  in  the  consolation  round.  This  time  the 
Tritons  got  their  revenge. 

With  seven  seconds  left  in  the  fourth  quarter. 
UC-San  Diego  scored  to  wm  the  rematch,  and  left 
the  Minutemen  with  a  bad  aftertaste.  Even  with  the 
balanced  scoring  that  included  sophomore  Ron 
Gonen's  three  goals,  and  junior  |ohn  Luviano's  goal 
and  two-pointer,  UMass  came  out  on  the  wrong 
end  of  this  light  contest. 

Contrary  to  early  nail-  biting  wins  against  Air 
Force  and  Harvard,  luck  seemed  lo  run  out  for  the 
Minutemen  this  weekend.  Boiler  now  then  in  a  few 
weeks. 


r  AT&T  I'Wi 


['.ij-i'  H  /  1  uisdav.  October  25,  19Q4 


1  HE  MASSACHUSETTS  DAILY  COLLEGIAN 


Sports 


Erin  Lynch  a  defensive  star  for  UMass 


By  Candice  Fleniming 

Collegian  StoK 


With  about  22  minutes  left  in  last  Saturday's  match 
against  Connecticut,  defender  Erin  Lynch  went  down  with 
an  ankle  injur\. 

1  ynch  laid  still  for  about  a  minute  before  getting  up  on 
her  own  power  and  walking  off  the  field.  As  she  was 
wolkin^  oil,  ihe  sophomore  looked  back  at  teammate 
Rcbcccd  NUcrs  jnd  motioned  to  her  that  she  would  be 
hack 

Lynch  was  back  about  a  minute  and  a  half  later  arid 
played  through  the  pain.  Some  players  would  take  them- 
selves out  of  a  game  if  they  injured  an  ankle,  but  Lynch  is 
nin  jusi  any  player. 

"It's  pretty  swollen  right  now,  but  I  couldn't  come  out 
of  that  gume,"  Lynch  said.  "It  didn't  hurt  that  bad.  Right 
when  you  sprain  your  ankle  there's  a  numbness  that  goes 
along  with  it  and  then  like  five  minutes  later  it's  okay.  But 
after  the  game  it  was  hurting.  I  had  to  get  ice  and  therapy 
on  it." 

"[That's I  very  tough."  UMass  Assistant  Coach  April 
Katcr  said  about  Lynch  playing  with  the  injury.  "I  made  a 
comment  to  her  at  half  time  too.  I  was  just  like  "Hey,  I 
have  a  lot  of  respect  for  you  now."  Not  that  1  didn't 
before,  but  that  was  big  time.  We  needed  that.  And  I 
think  obviously  the  other  players  got  a  rise  out  of  that." 

UMass  had  already  lost  freshman  defender  Erica 
herson  to  a  hamstring  injury,  so  losing  Lynch  would  have 
been  even  worse.  Ive.'son  is  the  key  to  UMass'  defense. 

"She's  a  great  defensive  player,  hard  to  stop,"  sopho- 
more midfielder  Myers  said  of  her  teammate.  "If  she 
doesn't  play  well,  it  has  a  great  impact  on  the  team." 

Coming  out  of  Lyndon  B.  lohnson  Academy  in  Austin. 
Texas.  Lynch  had  a  chance  to  play  college  basketball  at 
Texas  A&M  where  she  would  have  had  a  scholarship.  But 
since  soccer  was  her  first  love,  Lynch  said  she  decided  to 
come  to  UMass,  and  she  is  happy  that  she  did. 

"You  have  a  lot  of  pride  when  your  playing  for  UMasss 
because  everybody  is  usually  out  to  beat  you.  If  they  beat 
you  then  they  have  a  chance." 

Last  year  as  a  freshman.  Lynch  had  the  privilege  of 
playing  alongside  All-American  Paula  Wilkins. 

"Playing  alongside  her,  she  was  such  a  leader,"  Lynch 
said  of  Wilkins.  "|ust  being  a  freshman,  she  told  me  what 
to  do  and  i  did  it.  She  helped  me  out  so  much." 

Lynch  played  in  20  games  last  year,  starting  1 7  of  them. 
She  had  one  goal  and  four  assists.  Her  one  goal  just  hap- 
pened to  be  the  game-winner  against  Providence  in  the 
NCAA  Northeast  Regional  semifinal. 

This  year,  Lynch  has  become  more  offensive,  scoring 
three  goals  while  also  dishing  out  two  assists. 

"My  role  is  basically  to  defend  when  we  don't  have  the 
ball,"  Lynch  said.  "But  when  the  opportunity  is  there. 
Coach  wants  me  to  get  forward,  serve  balls  and  score  a 
couple  of  goals." 

"She's  definitely  a  key  player,  a  key  person  to  have  on  a 
team,"  Kaler  said.  "She's  very  composed,  she's  plays  very 
smart,  and  she's  intelligenl.  You  can  tell  she's  a  thinker 
out  there  and  that's  what  we  need  especially  coming  out 
of  the  back. 


UMASS  MEDIA  miATIONS 


Sophomore  defender  Erin  Lynch 


"In  terms  of  her  skills,  she's  just  getting  better  and  bet- 
ter every  time  I  see  her  play.  She's  had  a  tremendous  sea- 
son." 

Before  the  season.  Lynch  was  named  in  Soccer  News 
magazine,  one  of  the  top  10  sophomores  in  the  country, 
along  with  her  teammate  Myers.  To  her.  it  was  a  big  sur- 
prise. 

"I  really  didn't  know."  she  said.  "But  to  know,  it  gives 
you  confidence.  It  doesn't  make  me  feel  any  better." 

As  for  personal  goals.  Lynch  just  wants  to  play  her  best 
and  help  the  team  get  back  to  the  Final  Four. 

"(Our)  team  goal  is  to  make  it  to  the  playoffs  first,  and 


then  hopefully  make  it  to  the  Final  Four  and  win  the 
National  Championship.' 

If  the  Minutewomen  are  to  make  it  to  the  Final  Four 
again  this  year,  they  will  need  Lynch  to  continue  playing 
like  she  has  so  far  this  season:  outstanding. 

Tomorrow  UMass  is  hosting  Vermont  in  its  last  regular 
sea.son  home  game,  at  2:30  p.m.  at  Richard  F.  Garber 
field. 

"I  don't  think  that  they  are  at  the  level  of  Hartford  or 
UConn  but  we  can't  take  anyone  for  granted  right  now.  If 
we  play  to  our  capabilities,  we  should  come  out  with  the 
win,"  Lynch  said. 


Montana  proves 
he  is  still  the  best 

Things  have  been  tough  lately.  It's  one  of  those 
times  when  it  seems  like  nothing  can  go  right,  and 
then  without  mercy,  something  even  worse  is  piled 
on  top  of  the  load. ..the  Patriots  don't  play. 

While  my  thoughts  today  sincerely  rest  with  the 
Big  Tuna's  crew,  I  am  forced  to  turn  my  attention  to 
other  happenings  around  the  league.  And  no,  I'm 
not  happy  about  it  either. 

Before  1  get  to  this  past  Sunday's  action,  I  am 
still  drop-  jawed  amazed  at  the  performance  Joe 
Montana  put  on  last  Monday  night.  Running  the 

two-minute  drill 
with  Kansas  City 
in  a  desperation 
state,  he  marched 
the  Chiefs  up  the 
field  with  relative 
ease.  KC  won,  and  loe  proved  once  again  he  is  a 
legend.  Who  wants  to  dispute  that  he  isn't  the 
"best  of  all  time"?  It's  hard  to  make  a  point  against 
it. 

The  Chiefs  disposed  of  Seattle  38-23.  Look  at  joe 
go.  And  this  brings  me  up  to  my  next  point  of  how 
to  classify  a  quarterback  as  "the  best  of  all  time." 
Do  you  measure  him  by  Super  Bowl  rings?  Do  you 
measure  him  by  how  well  he  performs  in  the  clutch? 
More  on  this  in  the  future,  but  keep  your  thoughts 
in  mind. 

Denver  brought  San  Diego  back  to  life  this 
Sunday,  defeating  the  Bolts  20-15.  Man,  this 
NFL  season  is  hard  to  get  a  grip  on.  Also,  how  do 
you  figure  that  the  Redskins  and  Colts  can  com- 
bine for  68  points  (a  41-27  Washington  tri- 
umph)? Gus  Frerotte  wins  in  his  debut  at  quarter- 
back for  Washington,  something  first-round 
do-everything  QB  Heath  Shuler  has  had  trouble 
doing.  Go  figure. 

Dallas  proves  they  still  belongs  at  the  top  of  the 
NFC  East  with  back-to-back  wins  against  divisional 
foes.  Last  week  the  Cowboys  beat  Philadelphia, 
while  this  week,  they  survived  Arizona  (28-21). 

Giants  continue  to  struggle,  which  can't  make  my 
neighbor  Duane  too  happy.  The  New  Yorker,  who 
stole  my  toaster  and  air-popper  from  my  room 
when  I  was  in  the  shower,  is  getting  what  he  right- 
fully deserves.  Hey,  maybe  if  you  return  the  loot,  the 
G-men  will  get  back  on  track.  Likely  not,  though. 
You  know  it  as  well  as  I  do  big  guy.  they  have  no 
QB! 

If  it's  not  bad  enough  having  a  Giants  fan  living 
next  to  you.  what  if  his  roommate  is  a  Bengals  fan? 
It's  true.  Poor  Owen  (no  relation  to  the  King  of 
Harts).  Need  I  make  an  argument  against  the  hap- 
less Bengals? 

Now.  let's  go  around  the  league,  as  I  span  the 
rolodex  of  the  mind:  Rams  continue  to  play  every- 

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West  Coast  trip  hard  on  water  polo 


By  Jorma  Konsonen 

Collegian  Staff 


In  a  major  test  this  last  weekend 
at  the  Baldy  View  Tournament  in 
Claremont.  Calif.,  the  No.  11 
nationally  ranked  University  of 
Massachusetts  men's  water  polo 
team  (24-61  took  two  steps  for- 
ward and  three  steps  back  as  they 
finished  with  a  disappointing  2-3 
record. 

Travelling  to  the  "hub"  of  colle- 
giate water  polo,  with  a  majority  of 
the  Top  10  teams  making  their  res- 
idence in  the  region,  the  possibility 
to  test  the  team's  capabilities 
against  majo'  competition  faced 
them. 

With  this  being  the  squad's  last 
significant  meet  before  the  Eastern 
Championships  this  November 
5-6,  the  Minutemcn  can  only  be 
left  scratching  their  heads  from  this 
latest  setback.  Are  they  ready  for 
the  upswing  in  competition  that 
comes  with  the  post-season  or 
not? 

This  past  Friday,  before  tourna- 
ment weekend,  UMass  had  a  tough 
warm-up  match  with  the  No.  10 
nationally  ranked  squad  from  Air 


Force. 

Encouraged  by  their  tough 
fought  8-7  victory  over  Air  Force 
earlier  in  this  season  at  the  Navy 
Invitational  in  Annapolis,  and  dis- 
couraged by  the  lack  of  respect 
they  have  received  in  a  ranking  just 
below  them,  the  Minutemen  looked 
forward  to  this  game  as  a  stepping 
stone  to  higher  ground. 

But  what  came  out  of  the  out- 
door pool  in  Claremont  this  past 
Friday  night  was  another  hard  con- 
test hietween  the  fringe  teams  of  the 
Top  Ten.  and  this  time  not  in  the 
visiting  squad's  favor. 

In  the  sweet  evening  air  of  south- 
ern California,  the  Minutemen's 
22-game  winning  streak  came  to  a 
bitter  end  with  a  6-4  loss.  Senior 
co-captain  (avier  Gonzalez  led  the 
team  with  three  out  of  the  four 
goals. 

In  Saturday's  opening  rounds  of 
the  Baldy  View.  UMass  rebounded 
well  from  the  previous  night's  loss 
and  swept  the  day's  contests.  In 
their  first  match  of  the  day.  they 
beat  Santa  Clara  University  by  a 
score  of  14-6.  UMass  was  led  by 
Gonzalez  with  five  tallies  and 
junior  Luis  Limardo  with  three 


scores. 

The  later  match  versus  the 
University  of  Redlands  was  all 
Limardo,  as  the  Minutemen  won 
once  again  by  a  closer  margin  of 
14-9.  Setting  a  new  water  polo 
school  record  for  goals  in  a  game, 
the  6'2",  205  pound  two-meter 
player  from  Guaynabo,  Puerto  Rico 
led  the  way  with  10  tallies. 

These  two  wins  set  up  UMass  for 
Sunday's  semi-final  round,  and  a 
match  against  the  No.  7  ranked 
team  in  the  country,  the  University 
of  California-Santa  Barbara.  Also, 
with  one  victory,  the  team  would 
tie  the  school  record  for  victories  in 
a  season  held  by  the  1992  team 
that  went  25-3. 

Unfortunately,  that  was  not  the 
case.  In  the  loss  in  the  semi-finals 
to  Santa  Barbara,  Limardo  and 
Gonzalez  carried  the  brunt  of  the 
scoring  for  the  team  again  with 
three  and  five  goals  apiece,  respec- 
tively. 

What  may  have  been  a  disap- 
pointment in  not  making  the  finals, 
arose  as  another  opportunity  to 
solidify  their  status  in  the  third 

Turn  to  WATER  POlO  page  7 


Minutewomen  drop  two  over  weekend 


By  Derek  Milosovljevic 

Collegian  Staff 


What  began  with  so  much  promise 
finished  with  more  of  a  whimper  than 
a  bang. 

The  University  of  Massachusetts 
women's  tennis  team  dropped  two 
matches  over  the  weekend,  finishing 
the  schedule  of  dual  matches  for  the 
fall  season  and  leaving  the 
Minutewomen  with  a  record  of  7-5. 

The  team  ends  the  fall  having  lost 
five  of  its  last  six  matches  after  jump- 
ing out  to  a  6-0  start. 

On  Oct.  21.  UMass  traveled  to 
West  Point  to  take  on  the  Cadets  of 
the  U.S.  Military  Academy.  Army 
handed  the  team  its  worst  defeat  of 
the  season  to  that  point.  6-1 . 

UMass  Captain  Liesl  Sitton  lost 
her  first  singles  match  of  the  year  to 
Army's  Kristin  Argus.  After  Sitton 
won  the  first  set  in  a  tie-break.  Argus 
came  back  to  knock  off  the  junior 
lefthander.  6-7(3),  b-A.  6-3. 

The  loss  dropped  Sitton,  who  was 
coming  off  her  victory  at  the  New 
England  Championships  the  previous 
weekend,  to  \0-\  on  the  season. 

The  only  singles  winner  for  the 
Minutewomen     on     Friday     was 


Caroline  Steele.  Steele,  who  had 
played  at  the  No.  3  singles  position  in 
the  team's  previous  matches, 
dropped  to  the  No.  5  slot  against 
Army.  The  Kentucky  native  rallied 
from  a  set  down  to  beat  Rebecca 
Marier,  2-6.6-5,  6-1. 

UMass  Coach  |udy  Dixon  said 
although  the  score  indicates  that  her 
team  was  beaten  soundly  by  Army,  in 
reality  it  was  much  closer. 

'We  lost  three  out  of  four 
three-set  matches."  Dixon  said.  "And 
if  we  had  won  those,  we  could  have 
beaten  them." 

On  Saturday,  the  Minutewomen 
took  on  Rutgers  at  the  Boyden 
courts.  Fatigue  from  the  Army  trip 
appeared  to  take  its  toll  on  UMass  as 
the  Minutewomen  ended  the  season 
on  a  sour  note,  falling  9-0. 

Dixon  said  she  knew  going  in  that 
her  team  was  not  yet  ready  to  beat  a 
regional  power  like  Rutgers. 

"We're  not  in  their  class  yet,"  she 
said.  "We  have  a  young  team,  and  in 
two  or  three  years  time  I  think  we 
will  be." 

Sitton  lost  for  the  second  time  in 
as  many  days,  again  picking  up  the 
first  set  before  allowing  her  opponent 
back    into   the    match.    Roxanne 


Matknusky  dropped  Sitton's  record 
in  dual  matches  to  10-2  with  the 
4-6,  6-1.6-2  victory. 

The  only  other  Minutewoman  to 
avoid  a  straight  set  defeat  was 
Stee